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I was a little nervous today.
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Maybe it was because I had no ideawho this guy on the back of my bike was.
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- See ya tomorrow!
- Will do.
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Or maybe I was nervousbecause at 3.00
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Dr Cox was gonna name methe new chief resident.
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How do I know? Well,I'm the only one who applied.
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But I'm also the only onewho's focused enough to...
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Oh, God!
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Let me get this straight. You crash into
their truck, and they drive you to work?
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We didn't come straight here.
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Come on, Dorian, you gotta want it!
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Hold up. They made you
move furniture?
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It wasn't all bad.
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Bubble wrap! Bubble wrap!
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Dr Molly Clock,the new attending psychiatrist.
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Yes, she was hot!But I wasn't a fan.
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She's always calling me Johnny.Also, she wasn't very nice.
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Sit with us. We'll make room,
even if I have to stand.
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What a bitch.
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Plus, she's always with Elliot,
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and since I dumped her,we weren't getting along great.
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Anybody got any extra
ketchup packets?
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Thank you, Elliot.
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What are you gonna do now
your residencies are over?
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I'm still a resident.
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Dr Kelso said
I'm the first medical resident
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to repeat his third year
in the entire history of the hospital.
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- That's a bad thing.
- I'm staying positive.
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I'm starting my endocrinology
and metabolism fellowship.
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I'm looking forward to cataloguing
the genetic variations of hirsutism.
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Really? Excuse me for taking an interest
in hormonal regulatory research...
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I still think you'd make
a good chief resident.
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For the five-billionth time,
I'm not interested.
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- You'd be a great chief resident.
- You do?
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- I just said that.
- I know.
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Sorry, ladies. Job's taken.
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Dr Cox is naming ass-face here at 3.00.
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- It's too late.
- Maybe it's not too late.
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- Yeah, it is, Carla.
- Maybe it's not.
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- You're right.
- What the hell?
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- They're against you.
- I'm invisible, I'm invisible...
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- Dr Cox?
- Goddamn it!
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Can I still be considered
for the chief residency?
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She asked, without a prayer.
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Sure. Why not?
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Raise it, raise it
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And grind itGrind it, grind it
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You OK, buddy?
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I just needed to talk to someone.
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Tough break, JD.
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You've dreamed of being chief resident
since you were a boy in Trotwood, Ohio.
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What? How does he know that?
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Thank you, Frank.
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What do you think, Perry?
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Either this kid has a light bulb up
his butt or his colon has a great idea.
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- Excuse us, Lyle.
- Come on, newbie.
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- Hey, do you have a magazine?
- Not in me... I mean, on me.
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That young man's father
is very important.
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Don't tell me. He donated a wing.
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- He donated a wing, thigh and a breast.
- Sir?
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Yes, genius, in this metaphor
the hospital is a chicken.
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Please, sir, I totally get that.
How could a hospital be a chicken?
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Focus on nothing else.
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What a jerk.
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When Elliot asked if she could run for
chief resident, that was a goof, right?
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Ran all those tests on Mr Landesman.
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Top-notch work there, Barbie.
She's good.
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She's very, very, very good.
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Oh. Sorry. Where were we?
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I am a professional, and you are
not gonna get me to compete with Elliot.
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Well, JoJo, right now she's winning.
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Let me know how to get on top. I'll do
anything. Even if I have to kill!
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Start by getting the light bulb
out of this genius's pooper.
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Impress me.
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Oh, I'll impress you!
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Hit the water!
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I'll impress him some other way.
Doug! Stay positive.
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Awesome!
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Perry.
I have a cousin named Perry.
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Actually, no, he's not my cousin.
And his name isn't Perry. It's Jeff.
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That's funny. I have an uncle
named "Stop bothering me."
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Interesting.
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Dr Kelso said that since psychiatrists
are the Wal-Mart greeters of medicine,
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I need to publish a paper
to earn my keep.
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I'm going to do a study about conflict
resolution between hospital personnel,
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and I was wondering
if I could observe you.
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Look, "doctor,"
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us real doctors are here to work,
so there's not a whole lot of conflict.
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My day is already bad enough on account
of I gotta tell Mr Roman that he...
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Oh, my God. Mr Roman
doesn't need to have surgery.
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I never get to give good news.
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Subject elongates words when excited.
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Mr Roman, great news!
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I don't need surgery.
Dr Turk just told me.
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You should've seen him. He was so happy
he started dancing in his bed.
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It was sort of, like...
From the waist up.
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You stole my moment,
and you will pay.
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Oh, this is good.
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Molly helped me fill out
my chief resident application,
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so, gonna give it to Dr Cox.
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There you go, working girl.
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I told Elliot a million times
that she would be a good chief resident,
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but she just ignored me.
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- Maybe she's racist.
- Whatever. It's fine.
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It's not like all my friends
are gonna go to Molly for advice.
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If you want to talk about your husband,
we can go to my office now.
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Excuse me.
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When Turk told me he pissedDr Cox off by stealing his moment,
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I decided not to share it with Elliot.
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Dr Cox, can you look at
my patient's rash? It's weird.
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I'd love to look at your patient's rash,
but also, if time allows,
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maybe we could go over some preliminary
ideas for your wedding dress.
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I have sketches in my locker.
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Barbie! Listen carefully,
because the policy remains unchanged.
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Unless someone is dying, and note,
dying, not dead, I'm not interested.
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And PS, a real strong showing
for a chief resident candidate.
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God almighty.
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Don't feel bad. You couldn't
have seen it coming. Awful, though.
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Well, I'm off to Pilates.
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I didn't feel bad.A lot of people were playing dirty.
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I told him all about the surgery
and he's good to go.
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So what do you say
we yank out that gallbladder?
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That's the way you tell me
I need major surgery?
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You said you told him.
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Why would I steal your moment?
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Except for maybe because
payback is a bitch.
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Have one, baby. You'll feel better.
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Turk, I heard your conflict
with Dr Cox escalated.
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He's starting to look like
the break-out character,
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the one people love to hate.
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In my opinion, it is more
effective to address the situation
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than it is to become self-destructive
by overindulging a sweet tooth.
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She's right.
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Eat that cookie or we'll divorce.
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- Baby, I'm not hungry now.
- Eat it.
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- What?
- It's 3.00.
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3.00's when you announce new chief...
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Barbie, you're chief resident.
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- Very funny.
- So not joking.
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Oh, my God.
Now I know how Liza Minnelli felt.
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When she won the Oscar, not when
she married that gay pan-faced alien.
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Newbie, how you doin'?
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Keep it together.It's "be a man" time.
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No, no, I totally understand.
Come on. You did what you had to do.
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You went with your gut.
Elliot's a great doctor.
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I do have three questions, though.
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Why do you hate me when
I show you nothing but love?
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Who's gonna tell my mom?
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And what am I supposed to do
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with 10,000 "John Dorian,
Chief Resident" business cards?
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Yeah, Scarlett,
you're chief resident too.
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What, now?
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With her being
ridiculously book smart
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to the point where she has
no interpersonal skills
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and you being cuddly
as an un-potty-trained labradoodle
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and as useful in medical situations
as an un-potty-trained labradoodle,
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together, the two of you make
one barely passable doctor...
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...slash labradoodle.
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So if we'll both be chief residents,
why didn't you just say that?
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What, and miss your hall of fame hissy?
Not on your life. Walk with me.
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John Dorian, Chief Resident.
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Elliot and I doing this together
is gonna be a little tough.
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- We're going through a rough patch.
- I get that.
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What you need to do is give each other
tons of space. Here's your office.
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Well. Enjoy.
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Maybe I wasn't clear.
This patient is important.
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Translation:
Don't pass him off to dumb guy.
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I take issue with that.
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You were gathering
a group of large orderlies
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to get the light bulb out
by doing what?
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- Shaking him like a beach towel.
- Goodbye.
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Last chance, Perry. Fix this kid.
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I paged a surgical consult.
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Of course you did.
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I heard this guy's got
a light bulb up his arse.
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Are you the surgical consult?
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No. I'm not even working today.
I just want to ask him four questions.
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Whazzup?! Dr Tizzurk
is in the hizzouse...
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Conflict is everywhere,
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whether it's out in the openor bubbling just under the surface.
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By doing this study I realised
some of the most interesting conflicts
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are when one of the parties
doesn't realise they're in a fight.
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Really?
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I guess the only thing to dowhen you're in the middle of it
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is to hope that nothing makes it worse.
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Cleaning time!
Don't worry, I'll go fast.
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That one got away.
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- It burns!
- Ammonia burns?
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Write that down.
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I'd be happier if I didn't have to
share the job with such a jerk.
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Elliot, I can hear you.
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This situation
would be perfect for my study.
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- Oh, no.
- Don't worry. Everyone's anonymous.
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I'm only using initials. You'll be JD.
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Great. Maybe we could
make it permanent.
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- Johnny.
- Of course not.
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The way I see it, you guys can get
past it and talk like adults,
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or you can behave like petty children.
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We decided to go petty.
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Instead of sharing you, we're gonna
separate you into two resident teams
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so that JD and I
never have to see each other.
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- I'll take Doug.
- Yes! Suck on that.
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Thanks, JD. First pick.
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You're the only one
whose name I know.
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- I'll take Indian Elvis.
- Yes!
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- Pick the hot chick.
- Shut up, Doug!
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We'll take the hot chick.
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- Name's Amy, actually.
- John Dorian, Chief Resident.
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Website's on the back.
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I've got a two-hour break
between patients.
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Do you want to grab lunch? Or dinner?
I'm not sure what time it is.
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Elliot and I weren'tthe only ones to go petty.
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You know what?
I have a barbecue to go to.
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Why don't you meet me there?
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Cool.
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- Hey, are you Todd?
- Oh, yeah.
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- Carla said you're having a barbecue.
- No. But stick around.
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I'll see if we can get
something cookin'.
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- This is Pat and Frank from 4G.
- Hi. I'm Molly.
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And you're naked.
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Uh-huh.
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Awesome.
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Why don't we just reach up there
and tug that bad boy out?
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It's not a rabbit in a hat.
If you tug on it, it's going to break,
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and if it breaks, he's going to need
surgery, and if you perform it,
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then he's going to need a casket.
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So why don't you just play quietly
in your area until the crowd arrives?
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I thought nobody
wanted to take the case.
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At first, but now that it's a hospital
mystery, every jackass in the joint
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is going to want to come in here
and give their two cents' worth.
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If we could just find
the lamp the bulb came from.
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Leon's trained to retrieve things.
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That's why my wife and I use candles.
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Zeltzer, you are the most
disturbing man I've ever met in my life.
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Oh, stop it. Hey, are you
and your wife open-minded?
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That's it! I want everybody to get out
who is not an expert on light bulbs.
237
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Go on, get out.
Out, out, out!
238
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,233
What are you still doing here?
239
00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:16,108
What you have there
is an A-21 bulb on an E-26 base,
240
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burning 100 watts,
putting out about 130 volts.
241
00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:20,959
You're helping me.
242
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,508
Not so fast.
You're working with me, tall man.
243
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:24,919
Actually, no.
244
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,709
If I had the time, maybe,
but I've got a room to clean.
245
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,754
Keep up, people.
We got pre-rounds to do.
246
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Get the lead out, Elvis.
247
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,752
OK, she's gone.
248
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:43,116
Now, I've heard some rumours
there's been some fraternising
249
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with some of Dr Reid's residents.
250
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:49,391
I don't want to mention any names,
but, Slobodan, enough of that crap!
251
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Watch your ass.
252
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Now, come on, you nerds.
253
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,717
Carla, Todd has something
he wants to say to you.
254
00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,791
I'm sorry if I ever demeaned you.
255
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My feelings
about women were warped
256
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,037
by a very unhealthy
relationship with my mother.
257
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We made out once.
258
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That's good, Todd. Keep going.
259
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,518
Monique, I owe you an apology.
260
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,511
You fixed the Todd?
261
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,319
Without regular therapy,
it'll only last a week.
262
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:20,472
So, you're mad at me.
263
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Excuse me?
264
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You're not mad at me.
265
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,431
Why did you just close your eyes at me?
266
00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,476
I've never been able to wink.
267
00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:31,278
Oh. I'm not mad.
268
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:35,876
You're stubborn and proud, but you're
nice, so eventually you'll tell me.
269
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No, I won't.
270
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Let go of that anger.
271
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Not my office.
272
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- How's it going in here?
- Go away!
273
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You kind of harmonised on that.
That was cool.
274
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,629
It's not about
the argument anymore.
275
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,632
It's a competition about
who can be stubborn the longest.
276
00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:00,395
The real winner's gonna be
who has the guts to apologise first.
277
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,279
I got something to say!
278
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,510
Sorry about the gallbladder thing.
I win!
279
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Dammit!
280
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,717
You surgeons ride in on your
white horse and save the day.
281
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,758
The best news I ever get to
give everybody, anybody, ever,
282
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is, "By the way, ma'am, were you aware
that that breathing tube in your neck
283
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also comes in day-glo pink?"
284
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:23,194
Come on, look, bottom line,
I really needed a win.
285
00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:26,795
I did, and I finally got one, and, you,
you stole it, man.
286
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I needed one too.
287
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:33,835
Where's my win? Think anybody
thanks me for cleaning bathrooms?
288
00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,592
The bathrooms are filthy.
289
00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,069
No one was thanking me,
so I quit cleaning them.
290
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:42,312
Holy cow. You realise if we could get
a tight clamp around the bulb...
291
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No, no, you'll break the thing.
Here's the thing about bulbs.
292
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They're structurally weak at the
narrow end. The round end is strong.
293
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- If we can get behind the bulb...
- We go down the mouth.
294
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Your turn's over.
295
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:58,189
All we need to do is thread
an angioplasty balloon past the bulb...
296
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Inflate it...
297
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- And then pull.
- Pull it.
298
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I concur.
299
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- Doctor.
- Doctor.
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No.
301
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:18,756
Doug wanted me to give this patient
500,000 milligrams of morphine.
302
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,479
I thought I'd check with you
before I killed a man.
303
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,357
Unbelievable, Doug.
304
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I just came to check on my patients.
305
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,795
Do what you want.
Just don't come to my area.
306
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You couldn't pay me to come.
307
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,950
- I wouldn't pay you.
- You don't have enough.
308
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,759
I have a rich uncle
who'd do anything for me,
309
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:38,957
but I'd never call in that favour
to pay you to come to my area.
310
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Got her.
311
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:43,910
I hate to interrupt, but you need
to take a look at this man.
312
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,389
- Elliot, he's in V-tach.
- Get the crash cart.
313
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One milligram epi.
314
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,392
The best thing about this place
315
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:52,790
is that when someone's in trouble,all the pettiness melts away.
316
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,278
What are you doing?
317
00:16:56,360 --> 00:17:00,148
Well, I'm tired of trying to find
my office, so I just set up shop here.
318
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:04,995
Oh! OK, that's not weird.
Look, I want to apologise for my wife.
319
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,672
She'd never admit it to you,
320
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:10,070
but she likes to be the person
who tells everybody what to do.
321
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:13,869
Apparently she can't get enough of it
at home. Right? Right?
322
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,110
Wrong. Look...
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00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:20,591
If every once in a while you could
let her be the one to give the advice,
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you guys might end up being friends.
325
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,073
I can do that...
326
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:28,035
...and tell Carla that you did well.
327
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:32,519
You truly underestimate
how proud my wife is.
328
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:35,512
If she knew I was here, she'd kill me.
329
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,556
All right.
330
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:44,278
What happened to the part
about how much I help people?
331
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,999
- She said I did well.
- Turtlehead.
332
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,719
You're gonna want to get
a piece of this. Come on.
333
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,439
- Where'd you get the coat?
- I earned it.
334
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,795
Let's get our moment.
335
00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:58,196
- Thanks for all the hard work, Bob.
- Glad to do it.
336
00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:02,319
Oh, and, Bart, I think Lyle might be
ready for that rough-sex-play talk
337
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,039
you had with your other boys.
338
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:07,678
Too late.
339
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:12,113
Can you imagine us trying
to do that three years ago?
340
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,316
I know.
Remember our first code?
341
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,039
Well, I remember hiding
in a supply closet.
342
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:18,712
That's the one.
343
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,711
Ultimately, conflict is resolved
344
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,872
by remembering why you werefriends in the first place.
345
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,793
Don't hang up, Lester.
346
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,915
Talk to her.
You know her better.
347
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,309
Or by swallowing your pride.
348
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,038
I know what you're doing.
349
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,072
But I'm OK with it.
350
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,436
- He's coming.
- Get your arse out here.
351
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:50,432
Or by uniting against themoment-stealing common enemy
352
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:55,435
who took credit for your ingeniousmethod of debulbing a patient's keister.
353
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,548
Good Lord!
354
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,358
In the end, though,it doesn't matter how you get there.
355
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,192
As long as you're friends again.
356
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:21,308
I miss this.
Just, like, hanging out, you know?
357
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,311
Me too.
358
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,356
We should go get coffee.
359
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:26,998
We're having coffee.
360
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:31,517
No, no, I mean, like, outside coffee.
Real world coffee.
361
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:35,229
The point is we should hang out
outside the hospital sometime.
362
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,914
JD, I still need time.
363
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:42,152
That's gonna be hard for you because
you like to fix everything right away.
364
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:44,549
You just do the best you can, OK?
365
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:51,588
- Is it fixed now?
- Nope.
366
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:54,035
Shoot!
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00:19:55,035 --> 00:20:05,035
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