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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,843 --> 00:00:04,970 Hey Ronnie, I need the combination to the safe. 2 00:00:05,038 --> 00:00:07,339 It's your safe. You have the combination. 3 00:00:07,407 --> 00:00:09,726 Okay, then I need the number of a locksmith. 4 00:00:09,976 --> 00:00:11,643 I used a guy this weekend. 5 00:00:11,711 --> 00:00:14,613 Yeah, Gwen locked me out. 6 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:16,648 By accident. 7 00:00:16,716 --> 00:00:18,717 Roland, why do you need the safe? 8 00:00:18,835 --> 00:00:21,553 I've just been to the baby doctor, 9 00:00:21,621 --> 00:00:24,156 and I have some top secret information 10 00:00:24,224 --> 00:00:26,591 about whether it's a boy or a girl. 11 00:00:26,594 --> 00:00:28,660 Joce and I wanna keep it a surprise. 12 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:30,649 Your wife's pregnant in her 40's. 13 00:00:30,674 --> 00:00:32,464 How many surprises do you need? 14 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:38,338 Uh, it's kind of a Schitt family tradition there, Ronnie. 15 00:00:38,585 --> 00:00:40,490 Okay, I guess I just gotta crack this myself. 16 00:00:40,515 --> 00:00:43,182 It's either my birthday, or Gloria Estefan's. 17 00:00:44,518 --> 00:00:47,412 - Mucho Dias, mes amis. - Morning! 18 00:00:47,415 --> 00:00:51,735 Anyway, moral of the story, I got a new keychain, 19 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:55,534 and I keep a sleeping bag in the car. 20 00:01:00,182 --> 00:01:04,290 Okay, turns out it's Gloria's, September 1, 57. 21 00:01:04,315 --> 00:01:06,741 Who put a picture of a ghost on my desk? 22 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:11,703 - I can't believe you opened that! - It was on my desk. 23 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:14,016 That's the sonogram of our baby! 24 00:01:14,041 --> 00:01:15,794 I've been tryin' not to look at it. 25 00:01:15,819 --> 00:01:17,386 We don't wanna know what we're having. 26 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:19,511 Roland, you couldn't possibly discern... 27 00:01:19,579 --> 00:01:21,091 oh no, it tells you here at the bottom. 28 00:01:21,115 --> 00:01:24,259 - Don't say a word. - That's not fair! 29 00:01:24,284 --> 00:01:26,518 Roland, why should I be the only one encumbered 30 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,049 with this emotional cargo? 31 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:35,727 Oh, Ronnie, Ronnie, 32 00:01:35,729 --> 00:01:38,597 might you and I confabulate for a moment in the back room? 33 00:01:38,665 --> 00:01:40,732 No, Moira, I'm not falling for that one. 34 00:01:41,307 --> 00:01:42,767 No, I assure you. 35 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:46,627 I assure you it's a salacious bit of Council-related news. 36 00:01:46,910 --> 00:01:48,677 Oh. 37 00:01:51,072 --> 00:01:52,639 Robert? 38 00:01:53,932 --> 00:01:55,147 Thank you. 39 00:01:55,215 --> 00:01:59,751 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 40 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:17,502 Okay, I'm gonna say it, we've been open for 3 hours now, 41 00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:19,748 and not a single customer's walked through that door. 42 00:02:20,870 --> 00:02:23,642 Well, I mean, I heard that there was a storm warning 43 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:25,911 - for today, so. - Oh. 44 00:02:26,315 --> 00:02:27,946 How do you explain yesterday? 45 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:31,483 Maybe the storm warning was for yesterday. 46 00:02:32,237 --> 00:02:33,451 So then how do you explain today? 47 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,120 Okay, I don't have all the answers. 48 00:02:35,188 --> 00:02:37,073 Um, have we checked to see if the door is unlocked? 49 00:02:37,511 --> 00:02:39,297 I think that we need to be a little more proactive 50 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:41,460 about this. We can't just wait for people to come in. 51 00:02:41,528 --> 00:02:43,772 We have to find better ways to engage with the community. 52 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:45,730 Or, hey, just like a way. 53 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:47,109 Just one way to engage with the community. 54 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:51,925 Well, there's someone... that... is going to the café. 55 00:02:54,065 --> 00:02:55,966 You know why people are always in the café? 56 00:02:56,597 --> 00:02:57,876 Because they feel at home there, 57 00:02:57,878 --> 00:02:59,839 it feels like... comfortable. 58 00:03:00,811 --> 00:03:04,914 Okay, are you saying that I don't make people feel at home? 59 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:08,353 Um... 60 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,534 Okay. 61 00:03:09,566 --> 00:03:11,167 You remember our opening day here? 62 00:03:11,192 --> 00:03:14,826 Yes! It was opening day, and there was booze. 63 00:03:14,894 --> 00:03:18,003 - And people are drunks. - Yes but they still showed up. 64 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:20,765 We need to do something to make this store 65 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:22,500 feel a little bit more accessible, 66 00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:24,628 a little bit more inclusive. 67 00:03:25,905 --> 00:03:29,339 Okay. Well, I am open to suggestions. 68 00:03:29,469 --> 00:03:31,135 What if we hosted an open mic night? 69 00:03:31,370 --> 00:03:33,845 I am open to suggestions. 70 00:03:33,913 --> 00:03:35,847 I actually used to host one in high school. 71 00:03:35,915 --> 00:03:37,994 There was a little café around the corner from my house, 72 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:39,651 it had a little stage in the back. 73 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:41,651 Drew a pretty big crowd. 74 00:03:41,703 --> 00:03:42,702 Okay. 75 00:03:43,253 --> 00:03:45,791 So there was a point at which you, 76 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:48,226 and some of your fellow amateur singer songwriters 77 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:51,997 would gather and perform poetry and songs? 78 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,465 - Yeah. - For one another? 79 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:55,584 - Mhm. That's right. - Oh god. 80 00:03:55,609 --> 00:03:57,476 The occasional improve troupe would stop by. 81 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:01,998 I'm um... I'm feeling kind of ill. 82 00:04:02,201 --> 00:04:03,576 David, you can laugh now, 83 00:04:03,601 --> 00:04:06,778 but... an open mic night can be a surprising amount of fun. 84 00:04:06,846 --> 00:04:09,381 Worst case scenario, we get some people in the store. 85 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:12,834 Okay, no, worst case scenario, I watch improv. 86 00:04:21,139 --> 00:04:23,762 Okay, so first of all, I would like to thank you both 87 00:04:23,787 --> 00:04:25,187 for meeting with me today. 88 00:04:25,212 --> 00:04:26,631 Was this really necessary? 89 00:04:26,656 --> 00:04:29,357 That's a good question, and the answer is, yes. 90 00:04:29,382 --> 00:04:30,615 Um, I'm just gonna say it. 91 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:33,381 This place needs a tonne of work, like top to tail. 92 00:04:33,406 --> 00:04:36,807 We're talking serious, but manageable, fixes. 93 00:04:36,832 --> 00:04:39,711 I think what you mean to say is proposed improvements? 94 00:04:39,736 --> 00:04:42,280 No, I mean like full-blown things that need fixing. 95 00:04:42,305 --> 00:04:43,061 Oh. 96 00:04:43,086 --> 00:04:45,694 Um, the comment cards, for example, 97 00:04:46,233 --> 00:04:49,487 It's become very clear to me that you don't read them. 98 00:04:49,556 --> 00:04:51,156 They're just a placebo effect 99 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:52,924 for people who feel the need to complain. 100 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:55,394 Uh, you have to take those with a grain of salt, honey. 101 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,429 Those cards are written by embittered people 102 00:04:57,497 --> 00:04:59,694 with way too much time on their hands. 103 00:04:59,719 --> 00:05:01,219 A lot of these are from Mom. 104 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:04,002 Um, but some of them are from people 105 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:05,937 who are trying to point out things like, 106 00:05:05,962 --> 00:05:07,296 you don't even have a website. 107 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:10,427 - We have a website. - No. I looked it up, 108 00:05:10,452 --> 00:05:14,079 and it's just like a cartoon of a construction worker 109 00:05:14,104 --> 00:05:17,873 holding a sign that says "we'll be right back". So. 110 00:05:17,898 --> 00:05:19,732 It's under construction. 111 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:22,687 And the phone booking system works just fine. 112 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:26,958 Um, actually the phone booking system is confusing, 113 00:05:27,151 --> 00:05:30,220 and the woman's voice was aggressive and off-putting. 114 00:05:31,606 --> 00:05:35,036 - I had strep at the time. - Okay. 115 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:41,973 I'm gonna offer you both a PR and marketing strategy, 116 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:43,708 pro Bono. 117 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:45,723 And if you're into it, we'll pull the trigger, 118 00:05:45,748 --> 00:05:47,682 we'll work on my contract and my salary, 119 00:05:47,707 --> 00:05:49,395 and then we'll get things going from there. 120 00:05:49,420 --> 00:05:52,695 Well, now's not the time to take our foot off the gas, Stevie, 121 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,053 and if we have a publicist at our disposal. 122 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,457 Would we call her a publicist? 123 00:05:56,482 --> 00:05:58,145 Um, I actually prefer to be called 124 00:05:58,170 --> 00:06:01,035 - a freelance brand invigorator. - Hmm. 125 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:03,995 And I also have a super easy multi-step plan in place 126 00:06:04,020 --> 00:06:05,487 for the motel. 127 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,520 That sounds intense. 128 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:12,203 Um, maybe we should take a minute and think about this. 129 00:06:12,731 --> 00:06:15,006 Well, I don't think there's any harm 130 00:06:15,074 --> 00:06:18,028 in exploring Step 1 of the plan. 131 00:06:18,887 --> 00:06:21,679 That's great, because Step 1 of the plan 132 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:23,903 was this presentation, and we nailed it. 133 00:06:24,582 --> 00:06:28,847 So, as your new VP of Marketing and Communications, 134 00:06:28,872 --> 00:06:31,356 I'd say we're off to a great start. 135 00:06:31,502 --> 00:06:33,102 Yeah. 136 00:06:33,857 --> 00:06:35,323 I'll pass. 137 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:43,900 Don't worry, Moira, 138 00:06:43,925 --> 00:06:46,345 I'm not gonna ask you whether I'm having a boy or a girl. 139 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:47,634 Wonderful. 140 00:06:47,659 --> 00:06:49,456 Roland told me what happened today, 141 00:06:49,481 --> 00:06:52,382 I just feel terrible that you are in this sticky situation. 142 00:06:52,469 --> 00:06:54,931 Don't worry, I've propelled it to the back of my brain. 143 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:56,848 You must think that this is silly, 144 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,494 but keeping the gender of the baby a secret 145 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:00,485 is a bit of a tradition in Roland's family. 146 00:07:00,553 --> 00:07:02,421 I believe he said so, yes. 147 00:07:02,489 --> 00:07:04,197 It goes way back. Way, way back. 148 00:07:04,222 --> 00:07:06,256 Salem, Massachusetts, actually. 149 00:07:06,281 --> 00:07:08,293 Yeah, his great-great-great great-grandmother 150 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:10,728 accurately guessed the sex of her daughter's baby, 151 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:12,143 and then was put on trial for witchcraft, 152 00:07:12,168 --> 00:07:16,234 - so, you would see why. - Toil and trouble. 153 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:18,870 Roland never should've left that envelope on your desk. 154 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:22,073 And now look at you, burdened with this secret. 155 00:07:22,141 --> 00:07:23,808 I mean, you must just wanna shout out 156 00:07:23,833 --> 00:07:26,432 "it's a boy!" Or, "it's a girl!" 157 00:07:26,457 --> 00:07:29,025 - Is it a girl? - Valiant attempt, Jocelyn. 158 00:07:29,839 --> 00:07:31,682 I was just testing you. 159 00:07:31,707 --> 00:07:34,419 I mean, I wouldn't wanna break the Schitt family tradition. 160 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:36,955 Stupid witch! 161 00:07:37,023 --> 00:07:40,091 Oh Jocelyn, look at yourself. 162 00:07:40,116 --> 00:07:42,667 I know. I'm embarrassed by my behaviour. 163 00:07:42,692 --> 00:07:44,796 And you are being so strong, Moira. 164 00:07:44,864 --> 00:07:48,099 I can't imagine just holding all that information, 165 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:49,737 keeping it to yourself. 166 00:07:49,762 --> 00:07:51,331 Veronica! 167 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:55,720 She just have forgotten her handbag. 168 00:07:57,122 --> 00:07:59,155 I'm sorry, you were talking about something? 169 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,720 Someone took a long coffee break. 170 00:08:05,745 --> 00:08:07,505 Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the evening rush? 171 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:10,121 Uh, yes, one customer came in, 172 00:08:10,189 --> 00:08:12,243 who was asking for directions. 173 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:13,792 Well, I have good news. 174 00:08:13,817 --> 00:08:17,052 I got us a permit for tomorrow night, 175 00:08:17,171 --> 00:08:19,526 and Ronnie says that we can get around the liquor license 176 00:08:19,551 --> 00:08:21,362 if we just charge people cover at the door, so. 177 00:08:21,701 --> 00:08:23,393 What's the permit for? 178 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:25,837 The open mic night. 179 00:08:26,335 --> 00:08:28,068 Oh! 180 00:08:29,034 --> 00:08:31,167 So we're moving forward with the open mic night, then. 181 00:08:31,192 --> 00:08:32,651 Yeah! We're moving forward with it. 182 00:08:32,676 --> 00:08:34,188 People are pretty excited about it, too. 183 00:08:34,213 --> 00:08:36,635 Did you know Bob does beat poetry in his spare time? 184 00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:38,494 No. 185 00:08:39,668 --> 00:08:43,596 Oh god. Um... what's that-what's that? 186 00:08:43,621 --> 00:08:45,488 This is called an acoustic guitar. 187 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,160 Right. Okay, 188 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:50,831 when we were talking about the open mic night, 189 00:08:50,856 --> 00:08:53,041 I thought that you would be hosting it, 190 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:55,534 not performing at it. 191 00:08:55,602 --> 00:08:58,542 Well, traditionally the host plays at least one song, so. 192 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:00,987 Right. Okay. 193 00:09:01,012 --> 00:09:05,153 So then you will be... playing your acoustic guitar 194 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:07,612 in front of people then, in public. 195 00:09:07,637 --> 00:09:09,471 - And singing a song. - And singing a song. 196 00:09:09,496 --> 00:09:11,559 I was thinking about singing an original song. 197 00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:14,018 - An original song? - But then I thought you know, 198 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:15,987 it's probably best just to stick with a classic. 199 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,012 Yeah. Classic. 200 00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:21,536 So I'm sensing some apprehension. 201 00:09:22,496 --> 00:09:25,374 No, I think it's, you know, it's... 202 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:27,324 it's not scary or embarrassing 203 00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:30,201 for the person you're dating to sing at you 204 00:09:30,229 --> 00:09:32,163 with an acoustic guitar in front of people. 205 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:33,938 I think that's cool. 206 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:35,814 David, you're gonna be fine. 207 00:09:35,839 --> 00:09:37,649 It's just a way to get some people in the store, okay? 208 00:09:37,674 --> 00:09:39,400 Yeah. Yes, for sure. 209 00:09:39,425 --> 00:09:41,225 I mean, if you are, confident, 210 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:43,244 to put yourself and our relationship at risk 211 00:09:43,269 --> 00:09:47,212 like that, then I am... 87% behind you. 212 00:09:47,237 --> 00:09:49,720 Good to know. So now the only question is, 213 00:09:49,745 --> 00:09:51,663 - do I wear my fringed vest? - Okay. 214 00:09:51,688 --> 00:09:55,093 Or more importantly, do I wear anything under it? 215 00:09:55,661 --> 00:09:57,295 Okay. 216 00:10:11,304 --> 00:10:13,311 Okay, hi, hi. 217 00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:16,047 This image is gonna be used as the key art 218 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:18,827 for the new website, so it has to be like, on message. 219 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:20,985 Yes, uh, Stevie, Mr. Rose, 220 00:10:21,010 --> 00:10:23,410 the motivation here is two small-town friends 221 00:10:23,435 --> 00:10:25,694 welcoming guests to their humble motel. 222 00:10:25,719 --> 00:10:28,193 Oh. Should I be holding a key? 223 00:10:28,218 --> 00:10:31,296 No, Mr. Rose, unless you wanna look really, really corny. 224 00:10:31,321 --> 00:10:33,850 Yeah, like really, really cheesy, and off-brand. 225 00:10:33,875 --> 00:10:35,842 All right, no key. No key. 226 00:10:35,867 --> 00:10:38,608 Just look at the camera like uh, it's a guest. 227 00:10:38,633 --> 00:10:42,040 If the camera was your guest, how would you greet her? 228 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,711 I don't know. 229 00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:49,599 Um, welcome to the Schitt's Creek Motel. 230 00:10:49,624 --> 00:10:51,416 I'm Johnny Rose. 231 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,442 Um, yes, but no, don't use your mouth. 232 00:10:53,467 --> 00:10:56,354 Uh, um, talk to the guests with your face. 233 00:10:56,379 --> 00:10:58,546 Smile with your eyes. 234 00:10:58,892 --> 00:11:00,567 What the fuck does that mean? 235 00:11:02,007 --> 00:11:04,774 Okay, Johnny, what are we doing with our hands? 236 00:11:05,302 --> 00:11:07,544 Alexis, I don't love you calling me Johnny. 237 00:11:07,569 --> 00:11:10,034 - Okay, are we done here? - Okay, it's probably my fault, 238 00:11:10,059 --> 00:11:11,992 but I don't think I've gotten a good photo yet. 239 00:11:12,017 --> 00:11:14,951 Yeah, something about this is just not working for me. 240 00:11:14,976 --> 00:11:17,536 Um, like can you... 241 00:11:18,630 --> 00:11:20,685 Okay, um, Mr. Rose, 242 00:11:20,710 --> 00:11:23,302 would you mind taking one step to your left? 243 00:11:25,898 --> 00:11:28,599 Okay now, three more steps to your left. 244 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:36,360 So Stevie, one other angle 245 00:11:36,385 --> 00:11:39,019 that I'm playing is focusing just on you. 246 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,497 You're the hook. 247 00:11:40,537 --> 00:11:43,464 Pretty country girl who doesn't care about big city things 248 00:11:43,489 --> 00:11:47,005 like... dressing well, or how she looks. 249 00:11:47,030 --> 00:11:51,333 We could rename the motel like, Stevie's Place. 250 00:11:52,508 --> 00:11:55,961 Stevie's Place sounds like a shelter for battered men. 251 00:11:56,578 --> 00:11:59,584 Okay, well the name was just a jumping off point. 252 00:11:59,828 --> 00:12:02,086 Um, we could use your last name, 253 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,672 and call it the Budd Inn. 254 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,578 And now that I'm saying that out loud, 255 00:12:06,603 --> 00:12:08,103 obviously we're not gonna do that. 256 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,687 But I do wanna focus on you. 257 00:12:09,712 --> 00:12:12,484 Is this a team meeting, 'cause I'm part of the team. 258 00:12:12,509 --> 00:12:15,945 Uh, no we're good, we're gonna focus on a solo shot. 259 00:12:16,878 --> 00:12:18,175 Solo? 260 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,870 Don't take it personally, Mr. Rose, 261 00:12:19,887 --> 00:12:22,292 it's probably because you didn't know what to do with your hands. 262 00:12:22,317 --> 00:12:24,222 Or maybe it's because your face looked like 263 00:12:24,247 --> 00:12:26,261 it tasted something sour. Or maybe... 264 00:12:26,286 --> 00:12:28,453 Thank you, Ray, I get it. 265 00:12:31,765 --> 00:12:34,032 Okay, actually, I'm really not good with this. 266 00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:35,500 Okay, Stevie, you need more confidence, 267 00:12:35,503 --> 00:12:38,256 because this is all you. 268 00:12:43,342 --> 00:12:45,844 Like literally anything. 269 00:12:47,581 --> 00:12:49,100 Okay, I'm gonna need a minute. 270 00:12:49,416 --> 00:12:51,917 We didn't budget for that, but sure. 271 00:12:53,453 --> 00:12:56,989 Attention everyone, after much, much discussion, 272 00:12:57,057 --> 00:12:59,958 and a brief seance, Roland and I have decided... 273 00:13:00,026 --> 00:13:02,527 We wanna know the sex of our baby, Moira! 274 00:13:02,596 --> 00:13:06,698 Oh boy. Uh, could we hold off until I get Gwen on the phone? 275 00:13:06,766 --> 00:13:09,168 Are we really still talking about this? 276 00:13:09,236 --> 00:13:10,680 Ronnie, you don't have to stick around 277 00:13:10,704 --> 00:13:13,772 - if you don't want to. - No, no I'm in it now. 278 00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:15,607 Well, I'm not so sure I am. 279 00:13:15,609 --> 00:13:17,620 Knowing everything your great grandmother went through, 280 00:13:17,644 --> 00:13:20,078 I would... no, I will not be held accountable 281 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,613 for invoking a coven. 282 00:13:21,615 --> 00:13:25,262 Uh, Gwen has stopped her Pilates tape for this, 283 00:13:25,287 --> 00:13:27,852 so uh, can we get a move on here? 284 00:13:27,921 --> 00:13:29,888 Very well, then. 285 00:13:33,894 --> 00:13:35,427 It's a girl. 286 00:13:37,554 --> 00:13:39,922 Tammy! 287 00:13:40,470 --> 00:13:41,970 - Or a boy. - Huh? 288 00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:45,437 - Perhaps it's a boy. - Wait, which one is it? 289 00:13:45,505 --> 00:13:46,772 All of a sudden, expected attention 290 00:13:46,774 --> 00:13:50,341 has me doubting what I saw. I barely glanced at that paper. 291 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,812 No. No, I very clearly remember, 292 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,581 an M and an F, 293 00:13:57,131 --> 00:13:59,317 just can't recall which one was circled. 294 00:13:59,386 --> 00:14:01,920 - Well, could you try? - It's your fault! 295 00:14:02,249 --> 00:14:03,922 You told me to keep it a secret, 296 00:14:03,924 --> 00:14:07,092 and that's exactly what I did, even from myself. 297 00:14:07,094 --> 00:14:08,827 Okay, well nobody panic. 298 00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:10,963 Where did you put the sonogram? 299 00:14:11,031 --> 00:14:12,398 In the safe. 300 00:14:12,540 --> 00:14:15,110 And I wrote down the new combination on a sticky note. 301 00:14:15,353 --> 00:14:17,821 Perfect, so where's the sticky note? 302 00:14:18,707 --> 00:14:20,440 Well, the sticky note, I believe, 303 00:14:20,650 --> 00:14:22,584 is also in the safe. 304 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:27,179 Well that, I will admit, is my blunder. 305 00:14:27,247 --> 00:14:29,650 Gwen, you still there? Hello? 306 00:14:30,566 --> 00:14:32,142 I'm goin' home. 307 00:14:40,628 --> 00:14:43,194 Hey, so no presh, 308 00:14:43,263 --> 00:14:46,298 but the hot 10 I've given you has turned into a very hot 20. 309 00:14:46,366 --> 00:14:48,633 Yeah, I'm just a little overwhelmed right now. 310 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,598 Okay, um, babe, I get it. 311 00:14:51,763 --> 00:14:53,271 You're probably thinking like, oh, 312 00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:55,240 is my foundation off by a shade? 313 00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,975 Am I wearing the wrong top? 314 00:14:57,044 --> 00:14:59,210 And the bottom line is, maybe. 315 00:14:59,213 --> 00:15:01,513 But you know what? 316 00:15:02,023 --> 00:15:04,889 So, I'm playing around with Ray, 317 00:15:04,914 --> 00:15:07,519 we took some shots with my hands outta my pockets, 318 00:15:07,945 --> 00:15:09,864 and he thinks with a little Photoshopping, 319 00:15:09,889 --> 00:15:11,781 they may turn out okay. 320 00:15:12,452 --> 00:15:15,820 - Everything good here? - Um, Stevie has cold feet. 321 00:15:18,095 --> 00:15:21,866 Okay, Stevie, I know this is a little overwhelming, 322 00:15:21,869 --> 00:15:24,102 but if you wanna grow the business, 323 00:15:24,170 --> 00:15:25,837 you gotta play the game. 324 00:15:25,839 --> 00:15:27,472 Maybe I don't wanna play the game. 325 00:15:27,541 --> 00:15:29,674 Maybe I don't wanna grow the business. 326 00:15:29,743 --> 00:15:33,888 Okay, Stevie, as VP, and CEO of In-House publicity, 327 00:15:33,913 --> 00:15:35,847 growing the business is generally considered 328 00:15:35,915 --> 00:15:37,482 to be a good thing. 329 00:15:37,551 --> 00:15:39,163 Right, but the more we grow the business, 330 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,364 the more money we make. And the more money we make, 331 00:15:41,388 --> 00:15:42,732 the more likely you are to take off, 332 00:15:42,756 --> 00:15:44,523 and then I will be left here stuck with 333 00:15:44,548 --> 00:15:46,891 way more responsibility than I ever asked for. 334 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,860 What would make you think I would walk away 335 00:15:48,928 --> 00:15:49,827 from this business? 336 00:15:49,852 --> 00:15:51,863 Aside from the fact that your wife 337 00:15:51,931 --> 00:15:54,900 - talks about leaving every day? - Okay, sorry to jump in again, 338 00:15:54,968 --> 00:15:57,169 but this conversation seems like something 339 00:15:57,237 --> 00:15:58,703 we should have had before the photo shoot. 340 00:15:58,706 --> 00:16:01,573 Stevie, whatever decisions we make, 341 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,522 we make them together. 342 00:16:03,577 --> 00:16:05,243 Nobody's gonna leave you behind. 343 00:16:05,905 --> 00:16:08,673 Can I get that in writing? 344 00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:14,105 Yeah. We can do that. 345 00:16:16,010 --> 00:16:19,434 Okay, this is cute. This is cute. 346 00:16:19,459 --> 00:16:21,283 Ray should be seeing this. 347 00:16:21,611 --> 00:16:24,062 Ray! You should be seeing this. 348 00:16:24,094 --> 00:16:27,262 Johnny's looking half-normal. 349 00:16:37,811 --> 00:16:39,277 - Hi. - You see? 350 00:16:39,279 --> 00:16:41,079 You see what I told you? 351 00:16:41,147 --> 00:16:43,081 This is all it took to get people out on a work night. 352 00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:45,150 Yup, a lot of people are shopping and drinking. 353 00:16:45,218 --> 00:16:47,900 I don't even know if we need to do the open mic part. 354 00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:49,754 Oh, we need the open mic part. 355 00:16:49,757 --> 00:16:51,089 - Do we? - Yeah. 356 00:16:51,158 --> 00:16:53,291 Okay. 357 00:16:54,276 --> 00:16:57,762 Hey, I think we're going to uh, get things started here. 358 00:16:57,831 --> 00:17:00,265 How's everybody doin'? 359 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:02,333 Awesome. 360 00:17:02,402 --> 00:17:04,636 Thanks so much for coming to uh, 361 00:17:04,638 --> 00:17:07,105 what I hope will be the first of many open mic nights 362 00:17:07,107 --> 00:17:08,841 here at the Rose Apothecary. 363 00:17:08,866 --> 00:17:11,810 Um, David and I are so excited you could all come. 364 00:17:11,878 --> 00:17:14,679 I see everybody's loaded up on drink tickets. 365 00:17:14,681 --> 00:17:16,515 Oh yeah. 366 00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:17,949 That's good news. 367 00:17:18,017 --> 00:17:20,029 I'm going to uh, I guess I'm gonna get the party started, 368 00:17:20,053 --> 00:17:21,820 right after I tune up this little baby. 369 00:17:21,888 --> 00:17:24,589 Oh dear, you're awfully brave allowing your beau 370 00:17:24,658 --> 00:17:26,691 to indulge himself like this. 371 00:17:26,716 --> 00:17:28,751 Okay, this was not my idea. 372 00:17:30,312 --> 00:17:31,612 All right, um... 373 00:17:32,903 --> 00:17:34,799 I would like to dedicate this song 374 00:17:34,802 --> 00:17:38,136 to a very special someone in my life. 375 00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,716 David Rose. - Okay. 376 00:17:42,741 --> 00:17:45,742 There he is, right there. That's him. Can't miss him. 377 00:17:46,656 --> 00:17:48,700 You'll let me know if I should pull the fire alarm? 378 00:17:48,725 --> 00:17:49,991 Yes. 379 00:17:56,690 --> 00:17:59,825 ♪ I call you when I need you, my heart's on fire ♪ 380 00:18:02,592 --> 00:18:06,167 ♪ You come to me wild and wired ♪ 381 00:18:07,730 --> 00:18:09,980 ♪ You come to me ♪ 382 00:18:10,719 --> 00:18:12,886 ♪ And give me everything I need ♪ 383 00:18:14,082 --> 00:18:16,808 ♪ Give me a life time of promises ♪ 384 00:18:16,876 --> 00:18:18,406 ♪ And a world of dreams ♪ 385 00:18:20,756 --> 00:18:24,320 ♪ Speak the language of love like you know what it means ♪ 386 00:18:25,768 --> 00:18:28,336 ♪ And it can't be wrong ♪ 387 00:18:28,361 --> 00:18:31,856 ♪ Take my heart and make it strong, babe ♪ 388 00:18:31,859 --> 00:18:33,859 ♪ 'Cause you're simply the best ♪ 389 00:18:34,995 --> 00:18:37,862 ♪ Better than all the rest ♪ 390 00:18:37,865 --> 00:18:39,822 ♪ Better than anyone ♪ 391 00:18:40,810 --> 00:18:42,644 ♪ Anyone I've met ♪ 392 00:18:43,251 --> 00:18:45,665 ♪ And I'm stuck on your heart ♪ 393 00:18:46,137 --> 00:18:48,657 ♪ I hang on every word you say ♪ 394 00:18:49,209 --> 00:18:51,776 ♪ Tear us apart ♪ 395 00:18:51,844 --> 00:18:55,046 ♪ Baby, I'd rather be dead ♪ 396 00:18:55,114 --> 00:18:56,915 ♪ In your heart I see ♪ 397 00:18:56,983 --> 00:18:58,642 ♪ The start of every night and every day ♪ 398 00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:00,328 Moira? 399 00:19:00,353 --> 00:19:02,681 Oh, you two, I told you I don't know. 400 00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,956 But we do. We called the doctor. 401 00:19:05,024 --> 00:19:06,658 You did? Lovely. 402 00:19:06,726 --> 00:19:08,275 Don't you wanna know what it is? 403 00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:10,367 I'll give you three guesses. 404 00:19:10,713 --> 00:19:13,298 Moira, we're having a boy. 405 00:19:13,366 --> 00:19:15,604 A boy, I believe I told you that. 406 00:19:15,629 --> 00:19:17,496 How wonderful! 407 00:19:17,646 --> 00:19:20,314 My boy right now is being serenaded 408 00:19:20,456 --> 00:19:22,643 by his butter-voiced beau. 409 00:19:23,977 --> 00:19:25,643 ♪ In your heart I see ♪ 410 00:19:25,646 --> 00:19:27,445 ♪ The start of every night and every day ♪ 411 00:19:29,316 --> 00:19:32,450 ♪ In your eyes I get lost, I get washed away ♪ 412 00:19:34,922 --> 00:19:37,922 ♪ Just as long as I'm here in your arms ♪ 413 00:19:37,925 --> 00:19:40,858 ♪ I can be in no better place ♪ 414 00:19:40,883 --> 00:19:42,416 ♪ You're simply the best ♪ 415 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:46,484 ♪ Better than all the rest ♪ 416 00:19:46,934 --> 00:19:49,107 ♪ Better than anyone ♪ 417 00:19:49,670 --> 00:19:52,357 ♪ Anyone I've met ♪ 418 00:19:52,474 --> 00:19:55,607 ♪ Oh, you're the best ♪ 419 00:20:02,782 --> 00:20:05,083 Thank you. 420 00:20:05,151 --> 00:20:06,517 Thank you! 421 00:20:13,844 --> 00:20:15,960 Okay, I'm so excited for you to see this. 422 00:20:16,029 --> 00:20:17,962 This would've been much more of a surprise, 423 00:20:18,031 --> 00:20:20,273 if I hadn't heard the construction all morning. 424 00:20:20,298 --> 00:20:22,566 Okay, Stevie, you can take the blindfold off. 425 00:20:23,587 --> 00:20:26,021 In 10... 9... 426 00:20:26,046 --> 00:20:28,938 Okay, just take the blindfold off. 427 00:20:31,734 --> 00:20:34,377 See Stevie, we're both up there, now. 428 00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:37,904 Why isn't it just Rose Motel? 429 00:20:37,929 --> 00:20:40,383 The Rosebud makes it a sad stunted thing. 430 00:20:40,695 --> 00:20:43,386 Okay, it's just that Budd is Stevie's last name. 431 00:20:43,921 --> 00:20:46,189 Oh, oh that's nice then. 432 00:20:46,807 --> 00:20:50,275 Yeah, except it's Budd, with two d's, but... 433 00:20:50,851 --> 00:20:54,107 Okay, well that would just look insane. 434 00:20:54,585 --> 00:20:56,332 Also, I didn't know that. 435 00:20:56,918 --> 00:20:58,468 Can we have breakfast now? 436 00:20:58,470 --> 00:21:00,770 Yeah, let's celebrate. Come on! 437 00:21:01,285 --> 00:21:04,574 Oh, um, not to brag, but this re-brand got me 77% 438 00:21:04,642 --> 00:21:06,409 on my final marketing exam. 439 00:21:06,996 --> 00:21:08,866 Okay, have you ever gotten an A? 440 00:21:08,891 --> 00:21:10,091 Enough, David. 441 00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:20,945 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 33507

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