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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,921 --> 00:00:52,856 It is safe to assume that professional wrestlers... 2 00:00:53,023 --> 00:00:57,982 ...are universally recognized as the greatest athletes of all time. 3 00:00:59,528 --> 00:01:02,088 Sammartino, Blassie, Gorgeous George... 4 00:01:02,331 --> 00:01:05,197 ...George "The Animal" Steele, Superfly Snooka... 5 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:07,561 ...Andre the Giant, Hulk Hogan. 6 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:12,432 These are heroes of history. 7 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,801 Superior athletes... 8 00:01:15,009 --> 00:01:16,442 ...superior men. 9 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:27,413 Giants come and go in this great sport of ours, but there is only one king: 10 00:01:27,654 --> 00:01:29,177 Jimmy King. 11 00:01:29,721 --> 00:01:32,713 Jimmy King is the greatest wrestler of all time. 12 00:01:32,958 --> 00:01:35,893 He's undefeated, and he holds the record... 13 00:01:36,061 --> 00:01:39,928 ...for the longest winning streak in the history of professional wrestling. 14 00:01:41,332 --> 00:01:44,028 King says, and I quote: 15 00:01:45,635 --> 00:01:47,466 "People said I was a dreamer... 16 00:01:47,671 --> 00:01:51,300 ...an idiot, and a waste of life, and I will never amount to anything." 17 00:01:51,508 --> 00:01:52,975 Hey, jackass. 18 00:01:53,776 --> 00:01:57,610 You're a waste of life. Why don't you go amount to nothing somewhere else? 19 00:01:57,813 --> 00:02:02,146 And I told you little turdlets not to park your junk in front of the shop! 20 00:02:04,585 --> 00:02:05,984 Wrestling is for retards! 21 00:02:07,355 --> 00:02:09,016 "Jimmy King's the greatest!" 22 00:02:10,524 --> 00:02:12,492 You guys are as dumb as paint. 23 00:02:13,260 --> 00:02:14,955 Really dumb paint. 24 00:02:17,264 --> 00:02:18,992 Gentlemen, I'm sorry. 25 00:02:19,166 --> 00:02:22,829 Listen, Jimmy King is the people's champion. 26 00:02:23,437 --> 00:02:25,997 He's immortal, timeless. He can raise the dead! 27 00:02:26,239 --> 00:02:31,039 Can he really raise the dead? My dog, Skipper, is buried under my sandbox. 28 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:34,101 Well, I don't know about your dog, Skipper. 29 00:02:34,380 --> 00:02:36,973 But don't worry, because tomorrow night... 30 00:02:37,148 --> 00:02:40,845 ...Jimmy King is gonna whup Diamond Dallas Page's ass. 31 00:02:41,019 --> 00:02:42,350 We're gonna be there. 32 00:02:43,021 --> 00:02:44,317 Right, Gordie? 33 00:02:45,856 --> 00:02:46,823 Gordie? 34 00:02:51,795 --> 00:02:52,761 Gordie? 35 00:03:01,403 --> 00:03:03,371 What do you want, boob? 36 00:03:03,605 --> 00:03:06,403 Purple sugar slush, king-size. 37 00:03:06,608 --> 00:03:08,803 That'll be $1.26. 38 00:03:11,379 --> 00:03:13,847 $1.25. That's all I got. 39 00:03:14,148 --> 00:03:17,606 That's just not good enough, now, is it, you little boob? 40 00:03:17,851 --> 00:03:20,445 You little Jimmy the King fan boob! 41 00:03:20,653 --> 00:03:25,056 Jimmy King's a big fat loser! He's a sissy in tights! 42 00:03:25,759 --> 00:03:29,626 There's a lot of glare coming off that dome of yours, squirrel nuts! 43 00:03:31,764 --> 00:03:33,163 Listen, sunshine... 44 00:03:33,399 --> 00:03:37,095 ...I'm gonna open up a fresh can of whup-ass on you, boy! 45 00:03:38,803 --> 00:03:40,498 Bring it on! 46 00:03:48,813 --> 00:03:50,542 Tag me! Tag me! 47 00:03:51,615 --> 00:03:53,048 Now you're gonna get it! 48 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:56,114 You messed with the "Macho Man" Randy Savage! 49 00:03:57,187 --> 00:03:59,382 I'm gonna get you! Yeah! 50 00:04:00,556 --> 00:04:02,490 Bam! Bam! Bam! 51 00:04:05,661 --> 00:04:06,628 King! 52 00:04:44,395 --> 00:04:46,659 One! Two! Three! 53 00:04:56,973 --> 00:04:58,406 Gordie? 54 00:04:58,875 --> 00:05:03,277 Whoa, serious brain freeze. That icy sugar locked up my nog-nog. 55 00:05:05,147 --> 00:05:07,377 What about me, guy? I was thirsty too. 56 00:05:07,582 --> 00:05:09,641 I'll get you a refill. 57 00:05:09,884 --> 00:05:11,875 No, don't sweat it. The guy's a moron. 58 00:05:12,253 --> 00:05:13,686 Come on, I feel bad. 59 00:05:15,390 --> 00:05:16,321 Hey, Gordie? 60 00:05:17,291 --> 00:05:18,155 Yeah? 61 00:05:18,459 --> 00:05:21,223 Why does it look like you have your finger in your butt? 62 00:05:22,430 --> 00:05:23,590 Because I do. 63 00:05:33,205 --> 00:05:34,866 Jerko, what do you want? 64 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:37,201 - I need a new sugar slush. - Why? 65 00:05:37,977 --> 00:05:41,071 There's something wrong with this one. Smell it. 66 00:05:44,149 --> 00:05:45,173 That's awful. 67 00:05:45,984 --> 00:05:47,076 I know. 68 00:05:47,285 --> 00:05:48,752 Smells like... 69 00:05:48,987 --> 00:05:51,477 - Like... - Like my ass, right? 70 00:05:51,989 --> 00:05:56,085 - Or maybe your ass. It's weird, huh? - Like a bitter, sour ass! 71 00:05:56,293 --> 00:05:58,260 Like you poured it from your butt. 72 00:06:01,864 --> 00:06:03,832 I will get you another one ASAP. 73 00:06:04,033 --> 00:06:06,467 - Thanks. - It's so bad. 74 00:06:06,668 --> 00:06:08,033 How could you drink that? 75 00:06:08,870 --> 00:06:13,307 I struggled through most of it, but the butt-fruit settled at the bottom. 76 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:21,908 Freeze, loafer! 77 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:25,545 Come on. Keep your hands where I can see them. 78 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:27,720 Come on, you know the drill. 79 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,190 You got any stuff on you? 80 00:06:34,893 --> 00:06:36,861 Whoa. What's this? 81 00:06:37,062 --> 00:06:38,029 My nuts. 82 00:06:39,264 --> 00:06:43,063 Listen, pal, wouldn't you rather be on the other side of this search? 83 00:06:43,268 --> 00:06:45,031 You want me to grab your nuts? 84 00:06:45,270 --> 00:06:47,067 Whoa. Yeah, you too. 85 00:06:47,639 --> 00:06:50,072 Come on, sweetheart. Join the party. 86 00:06:50,841 --> 00:06:52,832 Keep your hands where I can see them! 87 00:06:55,313 --> 00:06:57,746 Dad, you gotta cut the crap with the shakedowns. 88 00:06:57,948 --> 00:07:02,317 You're gonna be a good cop, Gordie. It'll change your life. 89 00:07:02,552 --> 00:07:05,544 Look what it's done for your mom and your sister. 90 00:07:06,889 --> 00:07:08,914 What is this crap? 91 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:10,284 Wrestling? 92 00:07:13,495 --> 00:07:15,223 Wrestling's fake. 93 00:07:16,030 --> 00:07:18,328 Wrestling's not fake! 94 00:07:22,237 --> 00:07:23,260 I like wrestling. 95 00:07:23,537 --> 00:07:25,528 Are you gonna be a wrestler? 96 00:07:26,106 --> 00:07:27,232 You got trouble... 97 00:07:27,441 --> 00:07:31,103 ...wrestling your wee-wee out of your trousers to take a leak. 98 00:07:31,310 --> 00:07:35,406 It's not that I have trouble. Just sometimes I don't see the point. 99 00:07:35,648 --> 00:07:36,672 Gordon. 100 00:07:37,450 --> 00:07:40,247 Wrestling's a game for little boys. 101 00:07:41,186 --> 00:07:42,949 Police work's for men. 102 00:07:44,356 --> 00:07:45,789 Come on, let's bounce. 103 00:07:50,060 --> 00:07:52,961 Wrestling's for dirtbags and lily-pickers. 104 00:07:53,163 --> 00:07:54,721 You'll be back. 105 00:07:54,965 --> 00:07:56,955 The badge'll be waiting! 106 00:08:04,806 --> 00:08:08,139 - My dad sucks, man. - At least you got one. 107 00:08:08,844 --> 00:08:13,280 Right, sorry. It's just that he's always on my ass about getting a job. 108 00:08:13,548 --> 00:08:16,415 I mean, he's making me take that cop exam. 109 00:08:17,152 --> 00:08:19,586 - You have a job. - I know. 110 00:08:20,489 --> 00:08:23,252 I should decide what I want to do with my life. 111 00:08:23,457 --> 00:08:25,687 - That's right. - Like Jimmy King says: 112 00:08:25,893 --> 00:08:28,657 "This is America. I can be anyone I want!" 113 00:08:28,863 --> 00:08:32,195 He actually says, "I can beat up anyone I want." 114 00:08:32,399 --> 00:08:34,026 - Really? - Yeah. 115 00:08:34,234 --> 00:08:36,202 But who cares, bro? What's tonight? 116 00:08:36,970 --> 00:08:39,233 Monday Night Nitro! 117 00:08:39,438 --> 00:08:41,599 Live, baby, live Live, baby, live 118 00:08:51,082 --> 00:08:53,778 This'll be awesome. It'll be out of control. 119 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:57,085 Page vs. King and it's not a pay-per-view? 120 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:58,311 Oh, yeah! 121 00:09:02,225 --> 00:09:04,488 Hey, shit-boys! How's the shit work? 122 00:09:05,127 --> 00:09:07,652 Excuse the mess. My aim's a little off. 123 00:09:07,897 --> 00:09:10,195 I've been using the jackhammer. 124 00:09:16,805 --> 00:09:19,933 All done. We did it. Good job, Gordie. 125 00:09:22,242 --> 00:09:23,300 You too. 126 00:09:23,544 --> 00:09:25,739 Little too much coffee for me today. 127 00:09:34,020 --> 00:09:36,488 - Don't do it. - What? 128 00:09:36,756 --> 00:09:39,189 Don't "what" me. You know what. Don't do it. 129 00:09:39,959 --> 00:09:42,519 - Friends don't do it to friends. - Okay. 130 00:09:42,995 --> 00:09:46,122 If you do it, Jimmy King'll get hurt tonight. Don't. 131 00:09:46,331 --> 00:09:47,798 Don't worry. I won't. 132 00:10:06,383 --> 00:10:07,213 Gordie? 133 00:10:08,518 --> 00:10:10,418 Nothing can hurt Jimmy King. 134 00:10:14,590 --> 00:10:15,784 Stop it! 135 00:10:16,458 --> 00:10:17,948 Gordie, stop it, please! 136 00:10:18,127 --> 00:10:19,492 I'm gonna kick your ass! 137 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:23,793 Make it stop! 138 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,062 Sorry, man, I couldn't help it. 139 00:10:28,702 --> 00:10:30,294 Sean, are you okay, man? 140 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:31,766 Sean! 141 00:10:41,614 --> 00:10:44,583 Couldn't help it? I can't help delivering a suplex! 142 00:10:45,483 --> 00:10:46,814 Get off me! 143 00:10:55,225 --> 00:10:57,887 Welcome to EZ Take-Out Burger. How may I help you? 144 00:10:58,562 --> 00:11:02,156 Sean wants Brittany's taco, with cheese all over it. 145 00:11:02,365 --> 00:11:03,354 Stop! 146 00:11:04,033 --> 00:11:07,833 I should have smelled it was you. What do you guys want? 147 00:11:08,238 --> 00:11:10,865 Hi, Brittany, I'm sorry. Can I please have... 148 00:11:11,941 --> 00:11:13,909 ...a cheeseburger maxi-meal... 149 00:11:14,076 --> 00:11:18,479 - And a Brittany bare-ass buffet... - Please! Please! 150 00:11:18,714 --> 00:11:19,509 What? 151 00:11:19,881 --> 00:11:23,612 He said that he wanted the Brittany... Stop it! 152 00:11:23,852 --> 00:11:25,843 - Did you say...? - We'll pull up now. 153 00:11:27,555 --> 00:11:28,715 Why? 154 00:11:28,923 --> 00:11:30,652 Why don't you just ask her out? 155 00:11:31,392 --> 00:11:34,020 How does my hair look? Is it the Finesse? 156 00:11:34,228 --> 00:11:37,788 You're driving a truck of ass-juice. Don't worry about your hair. 157 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:42,568 I cannot deal with these losers. I'm gonna work with the cheese. 158 00:11:45,771 --> 00:11:47,432 Hi, Gordie. 159 00:11:47,639 --> 00:11:49,072 - Sean. - Hi, Wendy. 160 00:11:49,808 --> 00:11:52,504 - Where'd Brittany go? - She switched to cheese. 161 00:11:52,743 --> 00:11:56,543 Sean, you think King's gonna put a hurting on Diamond Dallas Page? 162 00:11:57,448 --> 00:11:59,211 Yes, I most certainly do. 163 00:11:59,417 --> 00:12:03,682 Hey, Brittany! How's the weather in there? Cold today, hot tamale? 164 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:05,911 Leave me alone, loser! 165 00:12:06,122 --> 00:12:09,421 Au corvair. Would a loser have two tickets... 166 00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:13,220 ...to Monday Night Nitro, live from Cheyenne, tonight? 167 00:12:13,929 --> 00:12:14,918 Yes. 168 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:19,231 Brittany, listen. Let's go out again. 169 00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:22,028 We'll go out. We won't talk about wrestling. 170 00:12:22,237 --> 00:12:23,397 We'll talk about us... 171 00:12:28,475 --> 00:12:30,272 You should give up on Brittany. 172 00:12:30,477 --> 00:12:35,277 No way. She's my dream girl, bro. Come on. 173 00:12:36,550 --> 00:12:39,178 Well, what about Wendy? She digs you. 174 00:12:39,453 --> 00:12:42,650 No. She's too much like one of the guys. 175 00:12:43,123 --> 00:12:46,023 - That's bad? - That's gay. 176 00:12:48,461 --> 00:12:49,428 Right. 177 00:12:52,531 --> 00:12:53,930 Look what I made. 178 00:13:02,006 --> 00:13:03,303 Oh, wicked. 179 00:13:04,275 --> 00:13:06,368 No. It stands for something. 180 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:09,037 W-W-K-D. 181 00:13:09,479 --> 00:13:10,946 "What Would King Do?" 182 00:13:11,881 --> 00:13:14,509 When I got a problem and don't know what to do... 183 00:13:14,717 --> 00:13:17,310 ...I look down, and I look at it and I think: 184 00:13:19,054 --> 00:13:20,681 What would King do? 185 00:13:21,924 --> 00:13:23,357 Man, that rocks. 186 00:13:26,694 --> 00:13:27,991 I made two. 187 00:13:30,698 --> 00:13:32,632 That rocks hard, man. 188 00:13:38,572 --> 00:13:39,596 Mrs. MacKenzie! 189 00:13:39,873 --> 00:13:42,000 Ready for that big match tonight? 190 00:13:42,208 --> 00:13:46,769 Oh, yes, boys. Jimmy King is gonna bitch-slap Diamond Dallas. 191 00:13:46,979 --> 00:13:49,573 We're gonna be there. We're going. 192 00:13:50,382 --> 00:13:54,010 Get me a T-shirt. A really tight one. 193 00:13:55,553 --> 00:13:57,521 That's gross, Mrs. MacKenzie. 194 00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:04,191 Freeze! 195 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,568 Your sister shot her first perp today. 196 00:14:14,037 --> 00:14:15,436 That's nice, Gabby. 197 00:14:15,639 --> 00:14:18,505 She put one shot in his right buttock. 198 00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:21,176 Just doing her job. 199 00:14:22,511 --> 00:14:24,978 That's great. See you guys later. 200 00:14:25,180 --> 00:14:27,876 Whoa, whoa, whoa! You better be back by 11. 201 00:14:28,249 --> 00:14:30,547 You got a police admission seminar tomorrow. 202 00:14:31,019 --> 00:14:33,010 I've given that a lot of thought... 203 00:14:35,289 --> 00:14:36,381 See you at 11. 204 00:14:50,335 --> 00:14:52,701 Kid, move your fat head! I can't see! 205 00:14:52,904 --> 00:14:55,634 Sorry, Uncle Billy said they were good seats. 206 00:14:56,141 --> 00:14:57,836 Uncle Billy sucks! 207 00:14:58,043 --> 00:14:59,942 He lost his right nut in Nam. 208 00:15:00,144 --> 00:15:03,671 Kick him in his left nut when you see him. These seats bite! 209 00:15:04,215 --> 00:15:07,149 Hey, if you only have one left... 210 00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:09,282 ...is it still your left nut? 211 00:15:11,921 --> 00:15:14,082 Let's get closer. King's coming up. 212 00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:33,797 Nitro girls, dead ahead. 213 00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:36,070 There's Chae. She's the best. 214 00:15:36,277 --> 00:15:40,213 Do not concur. Sasha is the best of the best. 215 00:15:58,429 --> 00:15:59,828 How you doing, Booker? 216 00:16:00,030 --> 00:16:03,761 How you doing, boys? Look, King's late again. 217 00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:06,992 I don't know what to do. I'm so sick of this shit. 218 00:16:07,236 --> 00:16:10,034 - What's the finish? - The finish is gonna be... 219 00:16:11,774 --> 00:16:15,038 He'll pile-drive you, crown you, and he's gonna get the win. 220 00:16:15,243 --> 00:16:17,234 Works for me. I'll tell the King. 221 00:16:17,479 --> 00:16:18,969 Nice to see you, Billy. 222 00:16:19,214 --> 00:16:21,273 Dallas, I want to talk to you. 223 00:16:23,751 --> 00:16:25,446 Forget what I just told you. 224 00:16:25,653 --> 00:16:28,087 Remember I told you I'd take care of you? 225 00:16:28,723 --> 00:16:29,917 Tonight's your night. 226 00:16:30,124 --> 00:16:32,148 - Tonight? - Tonight. 227 00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:35,024 Works for me, bro. 228 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,428 Ladies and gentlemen... 229 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:41,759 ...here we go with tonight's main event for the WCW heavyweight crown. 230 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,834 Page vs. King! Page vs. King! 231 00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:46,300 - Hell, yeah! - Page vs. King! 232 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,836 Diamond Dallas Page! 233 00:16:59,150 --> 00:17:01,812 It's time, folks. It's finally here. 234 00:17:02,019 --> 00:17:04,249 King vs. Diamond Dallas Page. 235 00:17:04,455 --> 00:17:09,153 Come on, Diamond Dallas. Take it like the punk bitch you are! 236 00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:12,926 The King of Rock is holding court tonight. 237 00:17:13,163 --> 00:17:16,495 Here's the reigning WCW Heavyweight... 238 00:17:16,699 --> 00:17:18,394 ...Champion of the World: 239 00:17:18,601 --> 00:17:22,593 Please welcome Jimmy King! 240 00:17:23,538 --> 00:17:24,732 Behold the King! 241 00:17:50,896 --> 00:17:52,363 Yeah, baby! 242 00:17:52,597 --> 00:17:54,394 All night long. 243 00:17:59,603 --> 00:18:00,900 Here comes Jimmy. 244 00:18:01,105 --> 00:18:05,006 Look at that. With all the majesty and flair befitting a true king. 245 00:18:10,914 --> 00:18:14,872 Hello, Cheyenne, Wyoming. We're gonna rule some ass tonight! 246 00:18:17,719 --> 00:18:20,779 I want to welcome you to the royal ass-kicking... 247 00:18:20,989 --> 00:18:23,479 ...of Diamond Dallas Page! 248 00:18:26,929 --> 00:18:29,920 You wanna see me make Diamond Dallas Page... 249 00:18:30,198 --> 00:18:33,429 ...one of my ladies in waiting tonight? 250 00:18:34,602 --> 00:18:38,628 You wanna see me take Diamond Dallas Page... 251 00:18:38,872 --> 00:18:40,863 ...down into my dungeon... 252 00:18:41,141 --> 00:18:45,669 ...and make him my medieval puppy-dog bitch tonight? 253 00:18:46,812 --> 00:18:48,609 Yeah! That's what I thought! 254 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,775 - I'm the... - Sing it, man! 255 00:18:51,984 --> 00:18:54,111 I'm King of Rock There is none higher 256 00:18:54,353 --> 00:18:56,616 Sucker emcees just call me sire 257 00:18:56,821 --> 00:18:58,880 To rule my kingdom You must use fire 258 00:18:59,290 --> 00:19:02,191 I won't stop rocking till I retire 259 00:19:02,393 --> 00:19:04,292 I love that shit! 260 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:16,664 Look and listen to this capacity crowd... 261 00:19:16,873 --> 00:19:20,433 ...and the reaction we would expect for Titus Sinclair... 262 00:19:20,675 --> 00:19:22,370 ...who's in the ring. 263 00:19:22,577 --> 00:19:24,204 Glad you made it. 264 00:19:25,013 --> 00:19:27,504 - Boo! - You suck, Sinclair! 265 00:19:27,716 --> 00:19:30,707 For chrissake, Titus, you're hogging my spotlight. 266 00:19:30,918 --> 00:19:34,285 Your spotlight? I invented you, you idiot. 267 00:19:34,488 --> 00:19:37,217 This is mine. You seem to have forgotten that. 268 00:19:37,423 --> 00:19:38,890 Count your money, midget. 269 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,627 You know, Jimmy... 270 00:19:42,996 --> 00:19:47,227 ...you're still the same dumb trailer hitch I discovered 14 years ago. 271 00:19:50,335 --> 00:19:53,964 I just want to have this final moment together. 272 00:20:00,679 --> 00:20:03,238 The bell sounds and the battle is underway. 273 00:20:03,481 --> 00:20:06,575 What, Elvis? Won't be on time with the rest of us? 274 00:20:06,817 --> 00:20:09,786 Traffic, baby, traffic. Come on, come on! 275 00:20:13,256 --> 00:20:15,121 You're not too good today, King. 276 00:20:15,358 --> 00:20:17,189 - What you got? - Hammerlock, baby. 277 00:20:17,394 --> 00:20:18,793 Good God! 278 00:20:21,130 --> 00:20:23,394 The King's showing what's made him the champion. 279 00:20:23,999 --> 00:20:24,988 Ready? 280 00:20:27,336 --> 00:20:28,927 Good sound effects. 281 00:20:43,884 --> 00:20:45,578 Double neck-breaker. Both men are down! 282 00:20:46,085 --> 00:20:49,384 What a vicious move that is! King goes for the cover. 283 00:20:49,588 --> 00:20:52,250 He's trying for an early win. He didn't get it. 284 00:20:53,425 --> 00:20:56,155 - Three! - You do your job, I'll do mine. 285 00:21:04,601 --> 00:21:06,501 Okay, Pagey. Hip toss, baby. 286 00:21:08,605 --> 00:21:11,664 Oh, did you see that elbow? Down goes Jimmy King! 287 00:21:11,874 --> 00:21:13,364 What the hell was that? 288 00:21:21,451 --> 00:21:22,418 Jimmy's in trouble! 289 00:21:22,652 --> 00:21:26,019 This is as vicious as we've ever seen Diamond Dallas Page! 290 00:21:26,255 --> 00:21:28,313 - What are you doing? - Get out of my face! 291 00:21:28,991 --> 00:21:30,015 Why? 292 00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:33,024 Boss's orders, fat boy. 293 00:21:42,903 --> 00:21:45,427 - Kick his leathery ass! - Destroy him! 294 00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:47,833 And Jimmy King is not done yet! 295 00:21:48,008 --> 00:21:51,444 A pair of shots from King has DDP on the defensive. 296 00:21:55,381 --> 00:21:56,609 See you! 297 00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:07,188 He broke the table! Oh, my goodness! 298 00:22:11,428 --> 00:22:13,919 King down on the floor, trying to get up to a knee. 299 00:22:14,164 --> 00:22:15,188 Come on, fat boy. 300 00:22:15,465 --> 00:22:17,399 Let me help you back in. Come on. 301 00:22:18,701 --> 00:22:22,865 Out of nowhere, Jimmy King with a foreign object to the head of DDP! 302 00:22:23,039 --> 00:22:24,631 King mounting the corner. 303 00:22:24,874 --> 00:22:27,239 I think he's gonna go up for the crown. 304 00:22:27,842 --> 00:22:30,811 - Crown him, King! - Prepare to be varnished! 305 00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:43,755 Here's a move we've seen before. Very familiar. Diamond Dallas... 306 00:22:43,956 --> 00:22:47,221 ...motioning to the crowd that it's time for the diamond cutter. 307 00:22:49,029 --> 00:22:50,223 King caught him! 308 00:22:50,464 --> 00:22:54,559 That will stop anything, including the diamond cutter, I'll tell you. 309 00:22:54,901 --> 00:22:56,630 Both men down! Wait a minute! 310 00:22:56,836 --> 00:22:59,532 Here come Page's goons, led by Sid Vicious! 311 00:22:59,739 --> 00:23:04,437 They're the biggest, meanest men in our sport, coming to help Dallas. 312 00:23:04,810 --> 00:23:05,868 Watch out, King! 313 00:23:13,384 --> 00:23:15,545 Power bomb by Sid Vicious on King! 314 00:23:18,621 --> 00:23:20,384 The double diamond cutter! 315 00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:21,949 No! No! 316 00:23:24,060 --> 00:23:25,549 Toss him out! 317 00:23:28,063 --> 00:23:32,557 Here they come! Finally, the King's men have come to bail him out! 318 00:23:32,801 --> 00:23:34,768 - That's right! - Oh, yeah! 319 00:23:34,969 --> 00:23:39,372 The wrestlers are surrounding King. I don't know what's going on here. 320 00:23:40,441 --> 00:23:43,807 Wait a minute. They're all attacking Jimmy King! 321 00:23:44,411 --> 00:23:47,380 They turned on him! Sinclair must have got to them. 322 00:23:51,417 --> 00:23:52,850 What's wrong with you? 323 00:23:53,853 --> 00:23:57,550 DDP motioning to his goons to head up to the top rope. 324 00:23:58,857 --> 00:23:59,824 King! 325 00:24:07,265 --> 00:24:10,529 This is what you get when you suck your money down the toilet! 326 00:24:10,734 --> 00:24:13,464 - You jinxed him! - No, God, no! 327 00:24:13,670 --> 00:24:16,968 - Get off of me! - This isn't even a pay-per-view! 328 00:24:17,441 --> 00:24:18,339 Four men. 329 00:24:18,575 --> 00:24:21,442 There's four wrestlers on the four corner posts. 330 00:24:22,112 --> 00:24:24,944 - A four-post massacre! - No one can survive this! 331 00:24:25,815 --> 00:24:27,043 No! 332 00:24:38,860 --> 00:24:43,193 It's a four-post massacre. They all come up at the same time! 333 00:24:43,430 --> 00:24:44,863 Incredible! 334 00:24:45,599 --> 00:24:48,295 Come on, get up! Count him out! Count him out! 335 00:24:50,837 --> 00:24:54,864 Count it, ref. One! Two! Three! 336 00:24:55,642 --> 00:24:57,473 Ladies and gentlemen. 337 00:24:57,677 --> 00:25:01,077 Your winner and new WCW... 338 00:25:01,313 --> 00:25:03,508 ...Heavyweight Champion of the World: 339 00:25:03,715 --> 00:25:07,115 Diamond Dallas Page! 340 00:25:12,089 --> 00:25:14,057 Ladies and gentlemen. 341 00:25:16,259 --> 00:25:18,853 You have witnessed the demise... 342 00:25:19,095 --> 00:25:20,687 ...of Jimmy King. 343 00:25:21,631 --> 00:25:24,326 He will never, ever... 344 00:25:24,567 --> 00:25:28,765 ...fight for the WCW again. 345 00:25:28,938 --> 00:25:33,636 Long live the new king and reigning champion... 346 00:25:33,841 --> 00:25:37,242 ...Diamond Dallas Page! 347 00:25:42,516 --> 00:25:43,915 Feel that, Jimmy? 348 00:25:44,852 --> 00:25:46,911 That's your spotlight fading. 349 00:25:48,556 --> 00:25:50,546 - Why? - Why? 350 00:25:51,491 --> 00:25:53,015 Why not? 351 00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:56,525 You're through. I'm done with you. 352 00:25:58,931 --> 00:26:00,762 Rest in peace. 353 00:26:18,749 --> 00:26:19,738 Damn allergies. 354 00:26:19,950 --> 00:26:24,079 Yeah, me too. Damn stupid allergies. 355 00:26:24,287 --> 00:26:26,551 Unfair, bogus allergies! 356 00:26:30,993 --> 00:26:33,655 Unfair, cheating, blind ref! 357 00:26:33,829 --> 00:26:36,821 Bogus Sinclair allergies! 358 00:26:37,065 --> 00:26:39,555 Damn Diamond Dallas Page! 359 00:26:39,767 --> 00:26:42,099 Right, Sean, let it out, man. 360 00:26:42,303 --> 00:26:45,739 Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! 361 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:02,284 Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy... 362 00:27:04,756 --> 00:27:06,485 Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done... 363 00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:09,918 Oh, my God. 364 00:27:12,063 --> 00:27:13,120 We made it! 365 00:27:13,364 --> 00:27:15,127 We're alive! 366 00:27:17,368 --> 00:27:19,359 Would that be raw sewage I'm smelling? 367 00:27:19,937 --> 00:27:23,133 Yeah. I kind of always liked the smell. 368 00:27:24,408 --> 00:27:27,844 Yeah, me too. Kind of smells like French toast. 369 00:27:28,312 --> 00:27:31,769 What? French toast dipped in shit. 370 00:27:42,190 --> 00:27:45,023 Damn it, Jim. We're firemen, not janitors. 371 00:27:45,226 --> 00:27:47,716 We sure as hell aren't gonna clean this up. 372 00:28:10,115 --> 00:28:11,207 Shit! 373 00:28:27,997 --> 00:28:29,861 What're the odds of that? 374 00:28:45,047 --> 00:28:48,413 That truck and that business were all my dad left me when he died. 375 00:28:49,117 --> 00:28:51,312 That's all I've got to remember him by. 376 00:28:51,919 --> 00:28:55,854 I'll remember my dad by the epic beating I get for coming home late. 377 00:28:57,357 --> 00:28:58,847 We got no jobs, Gordie. 378 00:28:59,092 --> 00:29:01,117 State police, here I come. 379 00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:05,262 I can't believe how much we suck! 380 00:29:05,464 --> 00:29:07,523 Everything's changed overnight. 381 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:10,234 Yeah, but if Jimmy King can win the title back... 382 00:29:10,469 --> 00:29:11,594 - Gordie. - What? 383 00:29:11,836 --> 00:29:16,034 You heard what Sinclair said, right? He kicked Jimmy King out of the WCW. 384 00:29:16,241 --> 00:29:18,801 A lifetime ban. No rematch. 385 00:29:19,177 --> 00:29:21,440 It's over, Gordie. 386 00:29:21,678 --> 00:29:23,942 Jimmy King's dead, okay? 387 00:29:24,915 --> 00:29:26,780 - Sean? - What? 388 00:29:27,418 --> 00:29:29,317 You think things happen for a reason? 389 00:29:29,519 --> 00:29:32,784 What could possibly be the reason for this? 390 00:29:32,989 --> 00:29:36,083 All right. Don't you think it's a little strange... 391 00:29:36,325 --> 00:29:39,293 ...that we were in Cheyenne the same day Jimmy King... 392 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:43,965 ...was cheated out of his title and banned from the WCW for life? 393 00:29:44,166 --> 00:29:48,602 Don't you think it's strange that we crashed the truck on the way home? 394 00:29:48,836 --> 00:29:52,272 It's a little strange, but what are we supposed to do? 395 00:29:52,473 --> 00:29:53,734 Exactly. 396 00:29:54,841 --> 00:29:55,899 What? 397 00:29:57,043 --> 00:29:58,567 What would King do? 398 00:30:00,146 --> 00:30:02,204 I don't know, Gordie. What would he do? 399 00:30:02,448 --> 00:30:05,008 I'll tell you. He'd fight to make it right. 400 00:30:06,318 --> 00:30:10,220 You just let me know when he shows up and does that, okay? 401 00:30:10,789 --> 00:30:14,657 There's a part of King inside me, telling me we got one choice. 402 00:30:15,627 --> 00:30:17,322 We gotta find Jimmy King. 403 00:30:18,530 --> 00:30:20,520 This must've happened for a reason. 404 00:30:20,798 --> 00:30:22,857 It's gotta be some kind of test. 405 00:30:24,802 --> 00:30:26,497 We gotta find the King. 406 00:30:28,939 --> 00:30:30,907 We gotta find the King? 407 00:30:33,742 --> 00:30:34,674 You and me? 408 00:30:35,743 --> 00:30:39,611 Things happen for a reason, man. We gotta find the King. 409 00:30:39,814 --> 00:30:40,872 What do you say? 410 00:30:43,685 --> 00:30:45,311 How far is Atlanta from here? 411 00:30:52,526 --> 00:30:54,425 Sir, it's cold. 412 00:30:55,228 --> 00:30:56,195 Jerk! 413 00:31:00,032 --> 00:31:01,623 - Oh, yes. - Thank God. 414 00:31:04,669 --> 00:31:07,638 Hey. We're trying to get to Atlanta. 415 00:31:07,873 --> 00:31:10,670 We're headed to Daytona. Atlanta's on our way. 416 00:31:11,242 --> 00:31:12,641 Come on in, boys. 417 00:31:12,843 --> 00:31:13,810 Hallelujah. 418 00:31:16,113 --> 00:31:18,580 Kumbaya, my Lord 419 00:31:19,148 --> 00:31:20,911 Kumbaya 420 00:31:22,352 --> 00:31:25,446 Kumbaya, my Lord 421 00:31:25,688 --> 00:31:28,087 Kumbaya 422 00:31:29,892 --> 00:31:32,918 Michael, row your boat ashore 423 00:31:33,161 --> 00:31:36,027 Alleluia 424 00:31:36,231 --> 00:31:39,462 Michael, row your boat ashore 425 00:31:39,835 --> 00:31:41,803 Alleluia 426 00:31:44,472 --> 00:31:47,134 - Do you guys know any Van Halen? - No. 427 00:31:47,975 --> 00:31:48,942 No. 428 00:31:49,877 --> 00:31:50,844 No. 429 00:31:55,015 --> 00:31:57,575 Running with the devil 430 00:32:00,086 --> 00:32:03,316 Running with the devil 431 00:32:05,391 --> 00:32:06,551 Break it down, mama. 432 00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:11,695 I live my life Like there's no tomorrow 433 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:15,388 All I've got I had to steal 434 00:32:15,867 --> 00:32:17,163 She stole it. 435 00:32:18,402 --> 00:32:21,838 I don't need to beg or borrow 436 00:32:22,039 --> 00:32:26,304 Yes, I'm living at a pace that kills 437 00:32:29,979 --> 00:32:33,881 Running with the devil 438 00:32:34,950 --> 00:32:38,147 Running with the devil 439 00:32:38,587 --> 00:32:40,452 Oh, yeah 440 00:32:54,968 --> 00:32:56,458 - Thank you. - See you later. 441 00:32:57,070 --> 00:32:58,469 You chicks rock! 442 00:33:01,406 --> 00:33:05,342 Hey, bro, I know we just got all this religion... 443 00:33:05,578 --> 00:33:08,603 ...but I got a question, and I need a serious answer. 444 00:33:08,814 --> 00:33:10,543 - Swear to God? - Swear to God. 445 00:33:12,317 --> 00:33:13,784 Did you fart in that van? 446 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,043 It wasn't me. Swear to God. 447 00:33:17,288 --> 00:33:18,983 Me neither. Swear to God. 448 00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:22,383 Oh, my God. 449 00:33:22,627 --> 00:33:24,651 They were the farting nuns. 450 00:33:27,731 --> 00:33:28,891 Bingo! 451 00:33:29,165 --> 00:33:30,530 Let's do this. 452 00:33:33,102 --> 00:33:35,696 I will rule you! 453 00:33:42,810 --> 00:33:45,677 Gonna be a while. Me and Jimmy King don't lose. 454 00:33:47,115 --> 00:33:49,379 Down with King? Big Jimmy King fan? 455 00:33:50,183 --> 00:33:51,616 King is king. 456 00:33:52,319 --> 00:33:53,547 Bullshit what happened. 457 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:57,287 Makes me wanna puke. But my dad says puking's for pussies. 458 00:33:58,058 --> 00:34:00,787 I puke all the time and I'm not a pussy. 459 00:34:03,696 --> 00:34:06,164 Listen, me and my associate... 460 00:34:06,365 --> 00:34:08,298 ...we're on a quest to find King. 461 00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:10,331 You know where his mansion is? 462 00:34:10,802 --> 00:34:14,169 I heard he lives in a castle. I never seen it, though. 463 00:34:14,372 --> 00:34:15,998 I could probably find it. 464 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:18,071 You can find Jimmy King? 465 00:34:18,776 --> 00:34:20,767 I can find anyone on the Net. 466 00:34:21,679 --> 00:34:24,738 I'll search the Web for info on King's whereabouts. 467 00:34:24,981 --> 00:34:26,039 Good. Smart. 468 00:34:26,649 --> 00:34:28,207 You're the King! 469 00:34:28,451 --> 00:34:32,386 - Oh, yeah? I will rule you! - Dude. 470 00:34:32,588 --> 00:34:34,317 Dude, my dad'll hear you. 471 00:34:34,791 --> 00:34:36,588 Sorry, man. I'll keep it down. 472 00:34:36,993 --> 00:34:37,960 Thanks. 473 00:34:39,362 --> 00:34:41,352 Give it to you two times! 474 00:34:41,897 --> 00:34:43,023 Sorry. 475 00:34:44,866 --> 00:34:47,892 I found a site. "King, Jimmy." 476 00:34:48,804 --> 00:34:50,395 Wife, Eugenia." 477 00:34:51,806 --> 00:34:53,569 Hey, and you're in luck. 478 00:34:54,575 --> 00:34:56,167 Here's the address. 479 00:34:57,844 --> 00:34:59,971 Sir Isaac, you've served your king well. 480 00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:03,907 My loneliness is killing me 481 00:35:05,485 --> 00:35:09,386 I must confess I still believe 482 00:35:14,358 --> 00:35:17,293 Give me a sign 483 00:35:18,096 --> 00:35:20,792 Hit me baby one more time 484 00:35:24,267 --> 00:35:26,565 It's not exactly a castle. 485 00:35:38,781 --> 00:35:40,304 Eugenia King? 486 00:35:41,216 --> 00:35:43,343 - Jimmy King's wife? - Yeah. 487 00:35:44,152 --> 00:35:45,176 The queen. 488 00:35:46,321 --> 00:35:47,549 Front and present. 489 00:35:50,157 --> 00:35:52,591 We're looking for the King. Is he home? 490 00:35:52,793 --> 00:35:55,819 What are you, high? He hasn't been home in two years. 491 00:35:56,096 --> 00:35:59,496 All I got to remember him by is an itchy crotch. 492 00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:01,967 You ever seen crabs up close? 493 00:36:02,669 --> 00:36:03,636 You wanna see? 494 00:36:05,204 --> 00:36:07,468 - Fantastic. - Wait, no. 495 00:36:08,808 --> 00:36:09,706 I got this. 496 00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:11,366 Ma'am... 497 00:36:12,378 --> 00:36:14,607 ...could you say who his associates are? 498 00:36:14,780 --> 00:36:18,216 Yeah. They're all scumbags. You could try Louise. 499 00:36:19,985 --> 00:36:21,475 And Louise is...? 500 00:36:21,686 --> 00:36:22,947 A whore. She's a whore. 501 00:36:23,420 --> 00:36:25,183 Good. Whores. 502 00:36:25,389 --> 00:36:28,881 Scumbags and whores. Great. Thank you. You've been a lot of help. 503 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:30,252 If you find him... 504 00:36:30,493 --> 00:36:34,224 ...tell him he owes me child support, alimony and dental bills. 505 00:36:36,065 --> 00:36:39,693 Tell him I hope his diddly turns black and falls in the crapper. 506 00:36:43,505 --> 00:36:44,972 It's the prince. 507 00:36:53,548 --> 00:36:54,981 You looking for my dad? 508 00:36:55,249 --> 00:36:57,716 Yeah. We're on a quest. Prince Jimmy! 509 00:36:57,984 --> 00:36:59,076 I'm Frankie. 510 00:36:59,953 --> 00:37:01,477 Are you bounty hunters? 511 00:37:02,289 --> 00:37:05,382 I'll help you find him if you split the reward with me. 512 00:37:05,624 --> 00:37:07,558 - Know where we can find him? - No. 513 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:09,855 I haven't seen him for months. 514 00:37:10,362 --> 00:37:12,330 Mama says he's gotta pay for my braces... 515 00:37:12,530 --> 00:37:15,090 ...otherwise they're gonna repossess them. 516 00:37:15,633 --> 00:37:16,998 Nice. 517 00:37:19,137 --> 00:37:21,434 My research shows he has three kids... 518 00:37:21,638 --> 00:37:25,335 ...two illegitimate, two wives and has filed for bankruptcy 3 times. 519 00:37:25,542 --> 00:37:29,103 This doesn't make sense! Jimmy King wouldn't do that stuff! 520 00:37:29,347 --> 00:37:30,904 It's a conspiracy, all right? 521 00:37:31,181 --> 00:37:35,584 Sinclair set up King to make him lose face in front of his own family. 522 00:37:35,786 --> 00:37:38,754 And I found his parents. Maybe they can help. 523 00:37:38,921 --> 00:37:40,786 Kid's wasted his entire life. 524 00:37:41,657 --> 00:37:42,954 Wrestling. 525 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,650 He could have been a doctor. 526 00:37:48,163 --> 00:37:51,564 Well, an ambulance driver, at least. 527 00:37:51,766 --> 00:37:54,132 Jimmy was never very bright. 528 00:37:54,336 --> 00:37:55,927 Left school in 10th grade. 529 00:37:56,203 --> 00:37:57,727 I beg to differ. 530 00:37:58,539 --> 00:38:03,033 According to his authorized biography, King worked very hard in high school. 531 00:38:03,309 --> 00:38:07,575 And after you died in a plane crash, he went to community college. 532 00:38:07,780 --> 00:38:10,408 And he supported you while he held two jobs. 533 00:38:11,251 --> 00:38:14,583 I ought to kick your ass, freak! 534 00:38:15,787 --> 00:38:17,084 We saw him last week. 535 00:38:17,990 --> 00:38:20,856 He came and "borrowed" our motor home. 536 00:38:21,058 --> 00:38:25,495 We haven't seen him since. The big shit! 537 00:38:25,763 --> 00:38:29,926 Yes. Jimmy King received a speeding ticket, driving a motor home. 538 00:38:30,166 --> 00:38:33,329 He gave them an address. St. Francis Motor Court. 539 00:38:33,536 --> 00:38:36,004 - Space 14. - Get off the phone, you pussy! 540 00:38:36,273 --> 00:38:39,799 I gotta go. My dad says yakking on the phone is for pussies. 541 00:39:00,295 --> 00:39:03,593 Let's go. That's not the King, just some weird lady. 542 00:39:03,764 --> 00:39:04,890 Oh, my God. 543 00:39:07,034 --> 00:39:08,001 That's her. 544 00:39:08,869 --> 00:39:11,496 I mean, that's him. That's the King. 545 00:39:16,075 --> 00:39:18,339 Are you telling me the King's a queen? 546 00:39:18,911 --> 00:39:23,506 There's gotta be an explanation. But we came all this way. 547 00:39:23,949 --> 00:39:25,416 He needs us. 548 00:39:26,818 --> 00:39:29,081 It's another plot. A "rouge." 549 00:39:31,989 --> 00:39:35,755 - King! Jimmy King? - Yeah, baby. 550 00:39:36,726 --> 00:39:38,421 Jimmy King! 551 00:39:42,165 --> 00:39:44,962 - Who's there? Who's there? - It's us. 552 00:39:49,004 --> 00:39:51,029 The nice boys from the pharmacy. 553 00:39:51,306 --> 00:39:55,366 Leave my husband's medicine on the top step. I'll tip you next time... 554 00:39:55,609 --> 00:39:59,375 - No, no. No pharmacy. - We're your most loyal "surgeons." 555 00:39:59,580 --> 00:40:01,638 - Why are you doing this? - It's us! 556 00:40:01,848 --> 00:40:04,749 - You're a chick? - Give me the stuff or I'll crown you! 557 00:40:04,918 --> 00:40:07,580 - It's him! - It's him! King! 558 00:40:07,787 --> 00:40:08,845 Jimmy King! 559 00:40:09,789 --> 00:40:11,585 We're your biggest fans. 560 00:40:12,358 --> 00:40:14,519 - You're fans? - Yeah. 561 00:40:16,462 --> 00:40:18,861 I ought to break your geeky necks. 562 00:40:19,831 --> 00:40:22,265 We're on a quest to restore your throne! 563 00:40:22,467 --> 00:40:25,027 - We believe in you, Jimmy King! - Piss off! 564 00:40:28,172 --> 00:40:29,002 There's hope. 565 00:40:29,741 --> 00:40:32,209 See, he's got some fight left in him. 566 00:40:32,577 --> 00:40:36,137 Could we come in? Five minutes is all we ask of the King. 567 00:40:36,413 --> 00:40:37,402 Please? 568 00:40:37,781 --> 00:40:39,681 How much money you got? 569 00:40:43,220 --> 00:40:45,346 - Thirty dollars. - Show it to me. 570 00:40:52,494 --> 00:40:54,018 Personal appearance fee. 571 00:40:54,295 --> 00:40:56,889 Thirty dollars, five minutes. Enter! 572 00:41:00,201 --> 00:41:01,963 - You were right. - I told you. 573 00:41:02,870 --> 00:41:04,838 Things happen for a reason. 574 00:41:17,549 --> 00:41:21,485 It's a conspiracy. We know this isn't you. You're our king. 575 00:41:22,054 --> 00:41:25,820 This is a disguise. I'm hiding out from a couple of people. 576 00:41:26,023 --> 00:41:28,116 You're hiding out from Sinclair. 577 00:41:29,060 --> 00:41:31,426 I ain't scared of that circus freak. 578 00:41:31,796 --> 00:41:33,491 You understand me? 579 00:41:33,697 --> 00:41:37,257 I made that league and he knows it. I put the butts in the seats. 580 00:41:37,567 --> 00:41:39,262 - I know. - He's done exploiting me... 581 00:41:39,502 --> 00:41:44,370 ...so he plots a massacre with his sissies and kicks me out for good. 582 00:41:44,573 --> 00:41:46,666 - That's so unjust. - That sucks. 583 00:41:46,875 --> 00:41:50,606 It's not like the rest of my life been a bowl of cherries either. 584 00:41:51,780 --> 00:41:55,682 But I just try and play the cards that's dealt me. 585 00:41:56,752 --> 00:41:58,743 Keep my chin up. 586 00:41:59,421 --> 00:42:02,947 Even though my wife just left me... 587 00:42:03,991 --> 00:42:06,755 ...and my little boy's confined to a wheelchair. 588 00:42:08,295 --> 00:42:10,763 And my mommy and daddy just passed. 589 00:42:13,767 --> 00:42:14,734 We met your wife. 590 00:42:16,303 --> 00:42:18,532 And she says that you left her. 591 00:42:20,039 --> 00:42:21,404 Not how I remember it. 592 00:42:22,675 --> 00:42:24,870 And your son's not in a wheelchair. 593 00:42:27,112 --> 00:42:29,307 Your parents aren't dead anymore. 594 00:42:29,747 --> 00:42:32,545 Good Lord! I am blessed! 595 00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:35,479 Praise Him, in all His mercies! 596 00:42:35,686 --> 00:42:38,246 Piss off! Five minutes are up. Get out! 597 00:42:39,389 --> 00:42:40,321 Wait. 598 00:42:40,591 --> 00:42:41,955 - Get out! - Wait, wait. 599 00:42:42,158 --> 00:42:43,716 Can we do something for you? 600 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:47,862 We can go on a beer run, right? We can go on a beer run for you. 601 00:42:48,064 --> 00:42:49,554 Beer is good. Beer. 602 00:42:54,202 --> 00:42:55,601 Get me two sixes. 603 00:42:57,539 --> 00:43:01,702 You try and skip out with my money, I'm gonna find you... 604 00:43:03,043 --> 00:43:04,670 "I will find you..." 605 00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,138 "I will find you" and...? 606 00:43:10,316 --> 00:43:12,307 - "I will rule you!" - Yeah. 607 00:43:12,952 --> 00:43:15,216 Give us a "rule you," please? 608 00:43:15,455 --> 00:43:16,887 - Wait, no. - Come on! 609 00:43:17,122 --> 00:43:19,022 Give us a "begone." 610 00:43:19,224 --> 00:43:21,192 Yeah, please? 611 00:43:21,427 --> 00:43:22,519 How about this: 612 00:43:22,729 --> 00:43:25,026 Go get my damn beer, you frigging morons! 613 00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:31,365 - How are we gonna get back to Lusk? - What do you mean? 614 00:43:33,037 --> 00:43:34,732 - Knock, knock. - Who's there? 615 00:43:34,939 --> 00:43:37,840 Drunk Jimmy King in a dress. We're out of here. 616 00:43:38,042 --> 00:43:40,840 Wait, no, no. Sean, we can't. 617 00:43:41,044 --> 00:43:43,137 He needs us now more than ever. 618 00:43:44,748 --> 00:43:45,840 My hope... 619 00:43:46,082 --> 00:43:50,780 ...is that you two figured out that I ain't the fella you came to see. 620 00:43:52,021 --> 00:43:54,353 It's been a pleasure sitting with you. 621 00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:57,922 Thank you for getting me two boxes of beer. 622 00:43:58,126 --> 00:43:59,855 Shut the door on your way out. 623 00:44:00,061 --> 00:44:02,359 I know what's going on here. 624 00:44:02,597 --> 00:44:04,758 You need to get back into the ring. 625 00:44:04,966 --> 00:44:06,194 Never happen. 626 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:11,099 Sinclair created and owns my character. It's over. Cheers. 627 00:44:11,305 --> 00:44:13,830 Sinclair? So what? You're the King. 628 00:44:14,641 --> 00:44:16,505 You can beat anyone. 629 00:44:19,512 --> 00:44:21,742 - Beat anyone? - Yeah. 630 00:44:22,982 --> 00:44:24,608 Y'all know it's just a show? 631 00:44:25,217 --> 00:44:26,741 Best show in the world. 632 00:44:26,985 --> 00:44:28,885 It's like dancing, you know? 633 00:44:29,487 --> 00:44:32,011 - It's a circus show with dancing. - Right. 634 00:44:32,256 --> 00:44:33,655 - Dancing clowns. - We got you. 635 00:44:33,824 --> 00:44:34,916 Honk, honk. 636 00:44:35,559 --> 00:44:37,493 A little soap opera thrown in. 637 00:44:37,695 --> 00:44:40,993 This clown just got fired, that's all. No more wrestling. 638 00:44:44,667 --> 00:44:46,567 Listen to me, you dumbshits! 639 00:44:46,736 --> 00:44:49,363 I ain't no king! There never was no king! 640 00:44:49,639 --> 00:44:54,008 The King is a fake creation. I ain't a has-been. I'm a never-was. 641 00:44:54,210 --> 00:44:56,610 You got it, stupid? 642 00:44:56,779 --> 00:45:00,305 Now, get the hell out of my house! I'm done with you. Get out! 643 00:45:01,717 --> 00:45:02,706 Come on. 644 00:45:04,853 --> 00:45:06,285 Get. Get out. 645 00:45:16,062 --> 00:45:17,620 Know what I don't get? 646 00:45:19,632 --> 00:45:21,725 How can you be phony if we believe in you? 647 00:45:23,868 --> 00:45:27,702 We need you, King. Your fans need you. 648 00:45:28,439 --> 00:45:31,601 We need you to rise above this and take Sinclair down. 649 00:45:32,342 --> 00:45:35,209 I wouldn't mind taking a swing at that turd bump. 650 00:45:35,412 --> 00:45:39,780 That's what we're talking about. You'll get as many swings as you want. 651 00:45:39,982 --> 00:45:42,382 I'm a little banged up. I don't know. 652 00:45:42,618 --> 00:45:45,917 Oh, please! You fought with a broken back before. 653 00:45:46,122 --> 00:45:50,114 You were paralyzed, you hopped out of a wheelchair and whupped Canyon! 654 00:45:51,493 --> 00:45:54,690 Sting broke six bones in your neck with a bat. 655 00:45:54,863 --> 00:45:57,057 In two weeks, you came back and ruled! 656 00:45:57,931 --> 00:46:01,025 - Come on! - Come on, man! This is nothing! 657 00:46:02,403 --> 00:46:03,802 What's the matter? 658 00:46:05,238 --> 00:46:06,830 Come on! This is nothing! 659 00:46:07,674 --> 00:46:09,869 - Let go! - Show us some of that old King! 660 00:46:10,076 --> 00:46:12,374 - Let go or... - Or what? Or what? 661 00:46:13,979 --> 00:46:16,004 Or I will rule you! 662 00:46:29,827 --> 00:46:30,725 Crown us! 663 00:46:30,928 --> 00:46:31,952 Crown us, come on! 664 00:46:32,196 --> 00:46:34,687 - Please, crown us! - Crown us! 665 00:46:36,767 --> 00:46:39,257 That was great, man! 666 00:46:39,502 --> 00:46:41,026 You happy now? 667 00:46:50,813 --> 00:46:52,838 Wakey, wakey, hands off snakey. 668 00:46:54,183 --> 00:46:55,672 - Guess what? - What? 669 00:46:55,983 --> 00:46:59,919 Taking you up on your offer to get one good swing at Titus Sinclair. 670 00:47:00,121 --> 00:47:01,918 You're gonna pound Sinclair? 671 00:47:02,957 --> 00:47:05,481 Oh, yeah. I'm driving first leg. 672 00:47:44,561 --> 00:47:46,755 Here tonight, in a hard-core match... 673 00:47:47,130 --> 00:47:49,860 ...Sid Vicious is gonna be locking up with Sting. 674 00:47:50,099 --> 00:47:54,195 Plus in his very first title offense, Diamond Dallas Page... 675 00:47:54,436 --> 00:47:58,463 ...faces none other than the Disco Inferno. Should be interesting. 676 00:48:00,942 --> 00:48:02,000 Out of the way! 677 00:48:02,544 --> 00:48:04,773 - Excuse us! - Smells like poop in here. 678 00:48:05,146 --> 00:48:06,943 We're almost in position. 679 00:48:07,181 --> 00:48:10,275 When we have access to Sinclair, Gordie will call. 680 00:48:15,488 --> 00:48:18,719 When you hear that, jump out and we'll have our meeting. 681 00:48:20,592 --> 00:48:22,184 Sit tight, King. 682 00:48:22,428 --> 00:48:25,591 Have you back on that throne in no time. Come on. 683 00:48:31,002 --> 00:48:32,629 Here, girls. Here, here, here. 684 00:48:32,870 --> 00:48:34,337 Oh, my goodness! 685 00:48:35,973 --> 00:48:37,132 - Look! - Naked things. 686 00:48:40,844 --> 00:48:42,903 The naked, naked things. 687 00:48:45,714 --> 00:48:48,808 - All the naked things. - Naked. Naked. 688 00:48:50,753 --> 00:48:52,277 Oh, extra-naked. 689 00:48:59,894 --> 00:49:01,293 Excuse me. 690 00:49:01,529 --> 00:49:02,495 Boys. 691 00:49:03,564 --> 00:49:04,656 Can I help you? 692 00:49:04,932 --> 00:49:07,526 No. We were just checking out your breasts. 693 00:49:09,503 --> 00:49:11,561 We're checking the pipes in the wall. 694 00:49:11,805 --> 00:49:14,273 See, they're round and large. 695 00:49:14,475 --> 00:49:15,874 Well, thanks. 696 00:49:21,013 --> 00:49:24,881 That was Sasha. Perhaps the Nitro-est Nitro Girl of them all. 697 00:49:35,060 --> 00:49:37,926 Mr. Page? Got 60 seconds. 698 00:49:38,162 --> 00:49:42,622 I want to start tight on the belt, then reveal us, pulling back. 699 00:49:42,867 --> 00:49:44,356 About time you put it on me. 700 00:49:44,601 --> 00:49:46,569 Anybody's better than Jimmy King. 701 00:49:47,770 --> 00:49:50,295 Ungrateful tub of lard, that's what he was. 702 00:49:50,540 --> 00:49:53,269 I know that. You know that. 703 00:49:53,509 --> 00:49:55,909 I don't get what these kids dig about him. 704 00:49:56,278 --> 00:49:59,406 Let me tell you about these kids. They're morons. 705 00:49:59,648 --> 00:50:01,512 They love who I tell them to. 706 00:50:01,716 --> 00:50:06,278 "I'm Jimmy King! I will rule you!" 707 00:50:06,521 --> 00:50:08,614 I will reign supreme! 708 00:50:09,322 --> 00:50:12,450 "As soon as I finish these here beers." 709 00:50:12,993 --> 00:50:13,960 Funny? 710 00:50:14,227 --> 00:50:15,626 Let's roll. We'll do it. 711 00:50:15,862 --> 00:50:18,955 Five. Four. Three. Two. 712 00:50:20,199 --> 00:50:23,362 Page, what do you really feel about Jimmy King? 713 00:50:23,602 --> 00:50:25,126 Yo, snapper-head, up here! 714 00:50:25,704 --> 00:50:29,161 Jimmy King, he doesn't know a wristlock from a wristwatch. 715 00:50:29,374 --> 00:50:31,569 As far as being in shape is concerned... 716 00:50:31,809 --> 00:50:35,710 ...that boy was so out of shape, in the ring it was like fighting... 717 00:50:35,979 --> 00:50:38,539 ...a harpooned whale. 718 00:50:38,749 --> 00:50:40,740 That's sweet, man. What a bum. 719 00:50:41,019 --> 00:50:42,316 Jimmy King is not a... 720 00:50:43,687 --> 00:50:45,314 I ain't no damn bum! 721 00:50:53,296 --> 00:50:55,059 King's not in the script! 722 00:51:10,244 --> 00:51:11,302 Foreign object! 723 00:51:18,384 --> 00:51:20,648 Fatty just made you his shithouse bitch! 724 00:51:26,224 --> 00:51:27,623 Who are you guys? 725 00:51:27,859 --> 00:51:29,793 - We're fans! - Jimmy King's, asshole! 726 00:51:30,028 --> 00:51:32,087 Get them off of me! 727 00:51:45,709 --> 00:51:46,676 King! 728 00:51:49,679 --> 00:51:51,475 Is that all you got? 729 00:52:01,222 --> 00:52:03,520 - Do your job! - You went down! 730 00:52:03,992 --> 00:52:06,722 One. Two. Three. 731 00:52:06,996 --> 00:52:09,361 The winner by pinfall, Jimmy King! 732 00:52:09,831 --> 00:52:11,321 We have a new champion! 733 00:52:11,532 --> 00:52:13,500 Jimmy King rules! 734 00:52:16,637 --> 00:52:17,661 No! 735 00:52:18,405 --> 00:52:19,838 That was unsanctioned! 736 00:52:20,073 --> 00:52:24,237 And per the bylaws of the WCW, that belt cannot be passed. 737 00:52:24,477 --> 00:52:28,470 - You give me what's mine, you freak! - You can't ambush your opponent. 738 00:52:28,681 --> 00:52:31,514 - Any match, anytime, baby! - You heard him. 739 00:52:31,717 --> 00:52:33,775 Any match, anytime! 740 00:52:34,052 --> 00:52:36,782 You want a match, you got one match. 741 00:52:37,055 --> 00:52:39,319 - One match, you name it! - The steel cage. 742 00:52:39,557 --> 00:52:41,854 Steel cage? Done! When? 743 00:52:42,126 --> 00:52:44,993 - He doesn't even have to win. - He's not gonna win. 744 00:52:45,863 --> 00:52:49,026 - No, he's gonna win. - All you have to do is survive. 745 00:52:49,732 --> 00:52:53,634 You survive and you get this belt. 746 00:52:55,071 --> 00:52:56,231 Plus $1 million! 747 00:52:57,073 --> 00:52:58,562 But if he loses... 748 00:52:59,374 --> 00:53:02,832 ...you forfeit your crown and never be able to wrestle again. 749 00:53:03,111 --> 00:53:05,238 - It's a deal! - You got a match, baby! 750 00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:08,004 Hold on, baby. Hold the damn phones. 751 00:53:08,683 --> 00:53:10,947 Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here. 752 00:53:11,185 --> 00:53:15,644 A new first. Four weeks from tonight, MGM Grand, pay-per-view. 753 00:53:16,356 --> 00:53:19,757 - Be there! - We're gonna reign supreme! 754 00:53:20,026 --> 00:53:23,961 - Good, save it! Save that emotion! - Save it! 755 00:53:24,196 --> 00:53:26,164 Tonight we rejoice! We rejoice! 756 00:53:26,365 --> 00:53:29,129 - With the King in his motor castle! - Party! 757 00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:43,538 Sasha. 758 00:53:44,115 --> 00:53:45,082 Oh, my God. 759 00:53:48,985 --> 00:53:49,917 I'm Gordie. 760 00:53:50,554 --> 00:53:52,545 I saw you in that brawl tonight. 761 00:53:53,323 --> 00:53:54,984 Pretty awesome. 762 00:53:58,494 --> 00:53:59,688 Got a beer? 763 00:54:01,931 --> 00:54:03,899 - Dick! - Thanks. 764 00:54:05,767 --> 00:54:08,099 I got your poster up in my room. 765 00:54:08,336 --> 00:54:09,303 Really? 766 00:54:09,938 --> 00:54:10,734 Which one? 767 00:54:11,005 --> 00:54:12,063 Is it... 768 00:54:13,341 --> 00:54:15,331 ...this one? Or wait. 769 00:54:17,644 --> 00:54:20,078 - That one? - No, it's this one. 770 00:54:23,716 --> 00:54:25,946 - That's my favorite. - Me too! 771 00:54:27,787 --> 00:54:29,414 You're really sweet. 772 00:54:31,590 --> 00:54:32,955 And masculine. 773 00:54:33,225 --> 00:54:35,785 I really like how you stood up to Sinclair. 774 00:54:36,061 --> 00:54:38,586 We did it for that guy right there. 775 00:54:40,264 --> 00:54:41,492 Isn't he the best? 776 00:54:41,699 --> 00:54:43,963 He's the best. There's no better. 777 00:54:45,803 --> 00:54:49,966 Growing up in Cody, Wyoming, I lived to watch Jimmy King fight. 778 00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:52,299 You're from Cody? No way! 779 00:54:52,542 --> 00:54:55,306 - I'm from Lusk! - Really? 780 00:54:55,545 --> 00:54:56,533 Oh, my God! 781 00:54:58,480 --> 00:54:59,447 You wanna dance? 782 00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:23,896 Do people think I'm sexy? 783 00:55:24,571 --> 00:55:27,870 I think you're sexy, Gene. Really I do. 784 00:55:31,377 --> 00:55:35,677 But right now, I'm gonna train for this freaking death match, baby. 785 00:55:36,182 --> 00:55:40,015 A little pure protein, send me on my way. 786 00:55:51,261 --> 00:55:53,320 No goddamn way, baby! 787 00:56:09,594 --> 00:56:10,561 Oh, my God. 788 00:56:12,465 --> 00:56:14,228 How'd you know where to find him? 789 00:56:15,103 --> 00:56:16,765 We're in the business. 790 00:56:17,141 --> 00:56:20,338 Found him in drainage tunnel 14. He didn't want to leave. 791 00:56:20,814 --> 00:56:22,577 We'll take care of him from here. 792 00:56:22,817 --> 00:56:24,011 Good luck. 793 00:56:25,456 --> 00:56:26,753 Do your magic. 794 00:56:28,761 --> 00:56:31,230 You cannot run away. 795 00:56:31,467 --> 00:56:33,732 You got a fight, major responsibilities. 796 00:56:34,006 --> 00:56:35,371 I got news for you. 797 00:56:35,575 --> 00:56:38,409 I sucker-punched Page last night. It was a fluke! 798 00:56:38,614 --> 00:56:40,309 How can you say that? 799 00:56:40,751 --> 00:56:42,309 We got you this far! 800 00:56:43,490 --> 00:56:45,583 We're gonna get you a trainer. 801 00:56:46,027 --> 00:56:47,393 Trainer? 802 00:56:48,131 --> 00:56:51,157 I don't need a trainer. I need a safe house, baby. 803 00:56:51,404 --> 00:56:54,567 Or a new identity from the FBI. Or a fast car. 804 00:56:55,243 --> 00:56:59,544 Jimmy King is not scared. Jimmy King does not back down. 805 00:56:59,785 --> 00:57:01,048 Don't you get it? 806 00:57:01,288 --> 00:57:04,747 Sinclair wants to kill me. End my life. 807 00:57:05,062 --> 00:57:09,966 So I'm dead and buried in the ground. Little tiny bugs feasting on my ass. 808 00:57:10,204 --> 00:57:12,502 No bugs are gonna feast on your ass! 809 00:57:12,742 --> 00:57:16,509 You'll win the money and get your belt back. That's our mission. 810 00:57:17,585 --> 00:57:19,348 I'm scared, baby. I'm scared. 811 00:57:19,855 --> 00:57:22,825 We can help. Sean, sing the song. 812 00:57:23,262 --> 00:57:24,388 I don't want to sing. 813 00:57:24,597 --> 00:57:27,965 Sing the song for Mr. King! Come on. 814 00:57:31,377 --> 00:57:34,540 Jimmy King is the best wrestler 815 00:57:34,782 --> 00:57:36,444 He's the best-ler 816 00:57:36,653 --> 00:57:39,213 Better than all the rest-ler 817 00:57:39,457 --> 00:57:41,187 - He's got class - He's really fast 818 00:57:41,428 --> 00:57:44,830 - He'll rule ass - He'll rule that ass 819 00:57:46,037 --> 00:57:49,701 Jimmy, Jimmy King 820 00:57:49,944 --> 00:57:52,208 - It's not done. - We're still working on it. 821 00:57:57,190 --> 00:57:58,521 Where are you taking me? 822 00:57:58,727 --> 00:58:01,025 It's a surprise. Don't worry. 823 00:58:08,311 --> 00:58:09,744 Hello? 824 00:58:12,151 --> 00:58:13,778 What the hell is that, baby? 825 00:58:24,942 --> 00:58:27,912 I got three words for you, baby, 9-1-1. 826 00:58:33,424 --> 00:58:34,448 Stifle! 827 00:58:47,516 --> 00:58:48,881 Sal Bandini. 828 00:58:49,118 --> 00:58:50,609 Wanna wrestle? 829 00:58:50,855 --> 00:58:51,651 Sal Bandini? 830 00:58:53,025 --> 00:58:54,220 This is an honor... 831 00:58:59,838 --> 00:59:00,862 Tap out, son. 832 00:59:04,647 --> 00:59:06,672 This is who you called about? 833 00:59:07,252 --> 00:59:08,184 I've seen you. 834 00:59:08,922 --> 00:59:12,051 You're big, tough. You don't know shit about wrestling. 835 00:59:12,328 --> 00:59:15,764 Always worried, what, about TV time and endorsements? 836 00:59:16,001 --> 00:59:17,936 - Well... - Stifle. You talk too much. 837 00:59:18,138 --> 00:59:20,607 Mr. Bandini, he's ready to listen and learn. 838 00:59:20,844 --> 00:59:24,975 Good. I'm just finishing up with the local high school wrestling team. 839 00:59:27,122 --> 00:59:28,952 All right, whackers, go home. 840 00:59:29,192 --> 00:59:30,659 You did real good today. 841 00:59:30,862 --> 00:59:33,057 But remember what I told you. 842 00:59:33,332 --> 00:59:36,734 Apply pressure until you hear cartilage snap... 843 00:59:36,972 --> 00:59:39,737 ...or they crap in their pants. Come on, wuss, move it! 844 00:59:39,978 --> 00:59:42,345 And you, work on that for tomorrow! 845 00:59:42,784 --> 00:59:46,117 Gentlemen, step into my office. 846 00:59:47,458 --> 00:59:48,755 Just take it easy. 847 00:59:49,394 --> 00:59:50,691 Come on, Jimmy. 848 00:59:50,930 --> 00:59:52,762 Show me one of your fancy moves. 849 00:59:56,174 --> 00:59:57,141 Come on, King. 850 01:00:00,482 --> 01:00:03,076 - That's not good. - Come on. It's embarrassing. 851 01:00:05,558 --> 01:00:08,220 Tap out, punk. I seen you favor that leg. 852 01:00:08,496 --> 01:00:10,931 Lesson one: Never reveal your weaknesses. 853 01:00:11,502 --> 01:00:12,730 Bite me, old man. 854 01:00:12,970 --> 01:00:13,995 Right spirit. 855 01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:16,299 Wrong old man to be messing with. 856 01:00:16,578 --> 01:00:17,546 Tap out. 857 01:00:26,163 --> 01:00:28,223 You kicked him in the face, King. 858 01:00:28,502 --> 01:00:30,698 The crazy old bastard was gonna kill me. 859 01:00:30,939 --> 01:00:32,270 I think you killed him. 860 01:00:32,542 --> 01:00:33,509 What? 861 01:00:33,844 --> 01:00:35,904 How hard did you hit him? He's an old man! 862 01:00:36,150 --> 01:00:37,640 Only gave him a little flick. 863 01:00:37,852 --> 01:00:40,253 No, you kicked him in the face. 864 01:00:43,128 --> 01:00:45,495 Sal, you all right? You all right, baby? 865 01:00:52,446 --> 01:00:54,039 You know, kicking me was right. 866 01:00:54,285 --> 01:00:56,048 Seeing if I was okay is wrong. 867 01:00:56,856 --> 01:01:01,659 Lesson one: The possum ain't dead till it's scraped off the road. 868 01:01:01,867 --> 01:01:03,459 It's treachery. 869 01:01:03,938 --> 01:01:05,702 Did you have to squash the possum's nuts? 870 01:01:05,908 --> 01:01:06,966 Stifle. 871 01:01:12,688 --> 01:01:14,657 Buenos nachos, señorita. 872 01:01:15,526 --> 01:01:17,426 I didn't know you spoke Spanish. 873 01:01:17,830 --> 01:01:19,526 Yeah, I took it in high school. 874 01:01:19,735 --> 01:01:20,895 A bunch of times. 875 01:01:22,305 --> 01:01:23,705 Are you fluent? 876 01:01:24,410 --> 01:01:26,901 No. I feel fine. 877 01:01:29,387 --> 01:01:31,048 Got something for you. 878 01:01:33,761 --> 01:01:35,194 Thanks. 879 01:01:35,764 --> 01:01:39,462 Flower guy was closed, so I picked those up for you. 880 01:01:39,773 --> 01:01:40,740 Great. 881 01:01:41,543 --> 01:01:42,635 Come on in. 882 01:01:44,548 --> 01:01:46,813 Candles and food and everything. 883 01:01:47,054 --> 01:01:48,715 Yeah. I figured, why go out? 884 01:01:49,660 --> 01:01:51,093 We can stay in. 885 01:01:59,712 --> 01:02:01,839 So how's training going? 886 01:02:02,616 --> 01:02:03,811 Pretty good. 887 01:02:04,789 --> 01:02:08,282 Got him a coach, he's starting to listen. Things are looking up. 888 01:02:08,829 --> 01:02:10,729 A coach? Really? 889 01:02:10,932 --> 01:02:12,195 Do I know him? 890 01:02:14,273 --> 01:02:15,901 Sal Bandini. You heard of him? 891 01:02:17,546 --> 01:02:19,343 No, I don't think I know him. 892 01:02:20,150 --> 01:02:21,140 He's old school. 893 01:02:22,055 --> 01:02:23,249 Yeah, he's a real pro. 894 01:02:23,692 --> 01:02:25,957 Kind of been training alongside him... 895 01:02:26,197 --> 01:02:29,656 ...so picking up some really, really awesome moves. 896 01:02:30,306 --> 01:02:32,297 Awesome moves, huh? 897 01:02:34,813 --> 01:02:37,407 I'd love you to show me your awesome moves. 898 01:02:42,462 --> 01:02:44,123 Show me what you got, big boy. 899 01:02:45,133 --> 01:02:47,534 Well, I got some moves for you. 900 01:02:51,079 --> 01:02:52,046 Are you sure? 901 01:02:52,982 --> 01:02:54,449 I'm sure. 902 01:03:01,098 --> 01:03:02,156 That was a snap-mare. 903 01:03:05,239 --> 01:03:06,604 Take me to the bedroom. 904 01:03:09,214 --> 01:03:11,842 I meant, why don't we wrestle in here? 905 01:03:12,084 --> 01:03:13,552 Bedroom match. 906 01:03:14,124 --> 01:03:16,183 I'd love to wrestle you in here. 907 01:03:17,396 --> 01:03:18,863 Give it to me, big boy. 908 01:03:28,250 --> 01:03:30,412 I will now unveil my... 909 01:03:30,654 --> 01:03:32,519 ...secret weapons. 910 01:03:34,864 --> 01:03:36,229 Foreign objects! 911 01:03:40,207 --> 01:03:41,674 Oh, God! 912 01:03:45,316 --> 01:03:47,682 Dear Dad: I am fine. 913 01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:52,825 Sean and I are helping Jimmy King reclaim his lost glory. 914 01:03:53,934 --> 01:03:56,995 King's a good man who just seems to have lost his way. 915 01:03:57,240 --> 01:04:00,004 Also, Dad, I met this really, really sweet girl. 916 01:04:00,246 --> 01:04:02,545 And I'm not a virgin anymore. 917 01:04:03,319 --> 01:04:06,187 Sorry about missing the state trooper's exam. 918 01:04:06,424 --> 01:04:10,191 I'm sure there's another one coming up that you can force me to take. 919 01:04:19,283 --> 01:04:21,615 Respectfully, Gordon. 920 01:04:22,422 --> 01:04:25,915 Sweetie, I don't think King needs any other wrestlers. 921 01:04:26,163 --> 01:04:28,894 - I think it's a bad idea. - You think so, boopie? 922 01:04:29,603 --> 01:04:31,070 Maybe we shouldn't do it. 923 01:04:31,305 --> 01:04:33,706 Boopie thinks it's a bad idea. We shouldn't do it. 924 01:04:33,945 --> 01:04:36,608 I think that boopie should keep her mouth shut. 925 01:04:36,883 --> 01:04:39,010 - Don't talk to boopie like that. - I'm telling you... 926 01:04:39,254 --> 01:04:42,088 ...I have a terrible vibe about this whole thing. 927 01:04:42,328 --> 01:04:45,992 Listen. You need a posse of guys who are gonna support you. 928 01:04:47,371 --> 01:04:49,465 There he is. Come on. 929 01:04:53,415 --> 01:04:56,317 Oh, hey, Big Bill! Goldberg, what are you doing? 930 01:04:56,554 --> 01:04:59,251 I didn't know you were in town. You're looking good. 931 01:04:59,495 --> 01:05:01,861 What's going on? Why are you here? 932 01:05:02,098 --> 01:05:03,726 I'm doing Letterman. 933 01:05:03,969 --> 01:05:06,996 What are you doing here? Preparing for your execution? 934 01:05:09,312 --> 01:05:11,304 - You think I have no chance? - Get real. 935 01:05:11,550 --> 01:05:14,883 Sinclair's pissed off, and he'll make an example out of you. 936 01:05:15,122 --> 01:05:18,354 Face it. You're a second-rate wrestler and a third-rate man. 937 01:05:18,596 --> 01:05:21,225 You're still sore about that spot I blew in Akron. 938 01:05:21,836 --> 01:05:22,825 You were drunk. 939 01:05:23,072 --> 01:05:26,065 I'm sorry. I was having terrible back spasms that day. 940 01:05:26,311 --> 01:05:27,335 You puked on me. 941 01:05:27,579 --> 01:05:29,309 The audience liked it. 942 01:05:29,551 --> 01:05:30,540 I was your partner! 943 01:05:32,956 --> 01:05:35,755 I made you. If it wasn't for me, you'd be nothing. 944 01:05:35,928 --> 01:05:36,917 Yeah? 945 01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:39,789 Damn. 946 01:05:40,336 --> 01:05:43,238 Mr. Goldberg, that was a nice throw. How you doing? 947 01:05:43,442 --> 01:05:46,378 We represent Mr. King in his upcoming pay-per-view. 948 01:05:46,615 --> 01:05:49,550 You are the mack. You are it, man! 949 01:05:49,787 --> 01:05:51,688 His majesty needs you in the corner. 950 01:05:51,924 --> 01:05:54,825 Look, I used to look up to Jimmy just like you two. 951 01:05:55,331 --> 01:05:58,129 But the fact is, he let me down. 952 01:05:58,369 --> 01:06:01,032 I know. I know. King lost his way. 953 01:06:01,274 --> 01:06:03,606 But he has seen the light. He's a changed man. 954 01:06:03,845 --> 01:06:05,211 The change is coming! 955 01:06:05,449 --> 01:06:07,177 Please, for a second...? 956 01:06:07,851 --> 01:06:10,480 Whatever's happened in the past is the past. 957 01:06:10,724 --> 01:06:12,955 But ultimately, he's your friend, right? 958 01:06:13,195 --> 01:06:16,961 And you can't turn your back on a friend. Right? 959 01:06:17,403 --> 01:06:20,895 Sorry, guys. The fact is, I work alone. 960 01:07:03,587 --> 01:07:04,417 That's him. 961 01:07:18,849 --> 01:07:20,510 Sal Bandini. Want to wrestle? 962 01:07:37,549 --> 01:07:39,107 Who's your daddy, bitch? 963 01:07:39,653 --> 01:07:40,621 Who sent you? 964 01:07:40,855 --> 01:07:42,550 Sinclair. 965 01:07:43,493 --> 01:07:45,792 He wants you to stay away from King. 966 01:07:46,031 --> 01:07:48,829 You tell your boss I'll train whoever I want. 967 01:08:00,057 --> 01:08:02,082 I'm so sorry, Gordie. 968 01:08:02,595 --> 01:08:04,563 It's not your fault, Sasha. 969 01:08:05,333 --> 01:08:06,459 Poor Sal. 970 01:08:08,205 --> 01:08:10,070 Mr. Bandini's a tough old man. 971 01:08:10,576 --> 01:08:13,910 But he'll have to stay here a while. He's got multiple injuries. 972 01:08:15,987 --> 01:08:17,079 Any questions? 973 01:08:17,323 --> 01:08:18,688 - Can we see him? - Sure. 974 01:08:19,826 --> 01:08:21,590 I'm gonna get him a Butterfinger. 975 01:08:21,830 --> 01:08:24,094 I have to use the little girls' room. 976 01:08:30,614 --> 01:08:32,479 Can I have a Butterfinger too? 977 01:08:36,924 --> 01:08:37,892 It's over. 978 01:08:38,127 --> 01:08:39,116 It's done. 979 01:08:39,396 --> 01:08:41,227 Now can I please get out of here? 980 01:08:41,766 --> 01:08:43,928 Sasha, take it easy. You did good. 981 01:08:44,272 --> 01:08:47,106 Titus, I'm wasting my time at the hospital. 982 01:08:47,378 --> 01:08:50,245 Poor guy should be in the morgue after what you guys did. 983 01:08:51,752 --> 01:08:52,980 Who do you wuv? 984 01:08:54,022 --> 01:08:55,820 I wuv you. 985 01:08:57,896 --> 01:09:00,525 Now, please, just get me out of here. 986 01:09:00,768 --> 01:09:03,635 Bandini guy's like 100 years old, anyway. 987 01:09:03,874 --> 01:09:05,000 105. 988 01:09:05,777 --> 01:09:08,906 But tell that to Saturn and Sid Vicious over here. 989 01:09:09,150 --> 01:09:10,412 Morons. 990 01:09:12,088 --> 01:09:13,454 You did great. 991 01:09:13,692 --> 01:09:17,629 So how does head Nitro Girl sound? 992 01:09:17,833 --> 01:09:19,994 My balls are in my throat... 993 01:09:20,570 --> 01:09:23,563 ...my prostate is the size of a melon... 994 01:09:23,943 --> 01:09:26,538 ...and I'm crapping tapioca. 995 01:09:27,116 --> 01:09:29,346 I feel like a kid again. 996 01:09:31,758 --> 01:09:34,124 Don't worry about me. Sit down. Sit down. 997 01:09:38,069 --> 01:09:38,866 Listen to me. 998 01:09:39,105 --> 01:09:41,266 And this is the final lesson. 999 01:09:42,845 --> 01:09:45,076 Always attack a man's strengths. 1000 01:09:45,784 --> 01:09:47,547 I think he means weaknesses. 1001 01:09:48,055 --> 01:09:49,488 No, I mean strengths. 1002 01:09:49,724 --> 01:09:53,957 No one ever expects you to attack the strongest part of the fort. 1003 01:09:54,533 --> 01:09:55,864 Up the middle. 1004 01:09:56,102 --> 01:09:58,071 That's where the action is. 1005 01:09:58,608 --> 01:09:59,973 And it's the same in life. 1006 01:10:01,012 --> 01:10:03,105 Look, I know you got demons. 1007 01:10:03,617 --> 01:10:04,948 But don't run away. 1008 01:10:05,187 --> 01:10:08,748 Attack them head on as they're coming to you full speed. 1009 01:10:08,993 --> 01:10:11,121 Because that, my friend... 1010 01:10:11,331 --> 01:10:13,128 ...is living. 1011 01:10:17,175 --> 01:10:19,201 Got something for you, Sal. 1012 01:10:19,813 --> 01:10:20,939 My favorite! 1013 01:10:21,682 --> 01:10:24,447 - Thank you. - Can we do anything for you? 1014 01:10:24,922 --> 01:10:26,651 Get out of town. 1015 01:10:27,294 --> 01:10:29,785 This place is no good for a wrestler. 1016 01:10:30,031 --> 01:10:31,590 Get back to basics. 1017 01:10:32,203 --> 01:10:33,636 I know a place we can do that. 1018 01:10:37,612 --> 01:10:39,079 Oh, man! 1019 01:10:39,315 --> 01:10:41,341 This town turned my head around. 1020 01:10:41,853 --> 01:10:44,287 Forgot our mission, what was important. 1021 01:10:44,624 --> 01:10:48,618 You know what? I'll do what it takes from here on out to get the job done. 1022 01:10:48,865 --> 01:10:51,130 Yes, you are. And I am too. 1023 01:10:53,073 --> 01:10:54,837 We're gonna get you that belt back. 1024 01:10:55,077 --> 01:10:56,840 Man, I don't know, baby. 1025 01:10:57,247 --> 01:10:58,215 What? 1026 01:10:58,750 --> 01:10:59,717 What? 1027 01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:02,848 What's the matter? What did Sal just say? 1028 01:11:03,092 --> 01:11:04,923 It's about what's in here! 1029 01:11:06,765 --> 01:11:07,891 Dude... 1030 01:11:08,668 --> 01:11:11,365 ...you just crushed my Butterfinger, baby. 1031 01:11:12,142 --> 01:11:13,632 Butterfinger?! 1032 01:11:13,878 --> 01:11:15,779 Get in the van now, okay? 1033 01:11:16,016 --> 01:11:17,142 Sorry. 1034 01:11:18,287 --> 01:11:20,813 Sorry, I had to make a call. 1035 01:11:21,259 --> 01:11:22,556 How's Sal? 1036 01:11:22,794 --> 01:11:24,888 - He's gonna make it. - Oh, good. 1037 01:11:27,937 --> 01:11:30,099 That's more than I can say for us. 1038 01:11:30,809 --> 01:11:31,935 What's going on? 1039 01:11:32,545 --> 01:11:34,343 We're going back to basics. 1040 01:11:34,583 --> 01:11:35,880 To find our heart. 1041 01:11:36,252 --> 01:11:37,241 Well, can I come? 1042 01:11:37,989 --> 01:11:40,549 No. Because you don't have one. 1043 01:12:08,044 --> 01:12:10,274 I can't believe I met Goldberg. 1044 01:12:10,782 --> 01:12:12,876 That's cool, you know? 1045 01:12:17,562 --> 01:12:20,087 I know you don't wanna talk about your fallout... 1046 01:12:20,299 --> 01:12:21,665 You're right. I don't. 1047 01:12:21,902 --> 01:12:24,769 - Look, I just... - Mind your own business, all right? 1048 01:12:29,516 --> 01:12:30,609 Where we going, King? 1049 01:12:30,886 --> 01:12:32,820 There's something I gotta do. 1050 01:12:39,302 --> 01:12:40,826 Hello, Eugenia. 1051 01:12:41,539 --> 01:12:42,563 Jimmy King. 1052 01:12:45,846 --> 01:12:47,838 You are a bastard! 1053 01:12:50,955 --> 01:12:52,184 Let me help you up. 1054 01:12:53,727 --> 01:12:55,092 I guess I deserved that. 1055 01:12:56,933 --> 01:12:59,231 I just had to kick you in the diddly again. 1056 01:13:02,409 --> 01:13:03,376 Jesus! 1057 01:13:03,578 --> 01:13:05,877 Oh, the humanity. Make it stop. 1058 01:13:09,557 --> 01:13:10,990 How's your diddly? 1059 01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:13,193 Hope I broke it. 1060 01:13:13,396 --> 01:13:15,331 It's definitely bruised. 1061 01:13:15,967 --> 01:13:18,493 What the hell you thinking, coming back here? 1062 01:13:19,006 --> 01:13:20,132 I'm not exactly sure. 1063 01:13:20,342 --> 01:13:22,777 I think that the King is ready to be a man. 1064 01:13:23,415 --> 01:13:25,315 Well, how does it feel? 1065 01:13:26,085 --> 01:13:29,613 Like Richard Petty ran a stock car into my balls... 1066 01:13:29,893 --> 01:13:31,862 ...going 400 miles an hour. 1067 01:13:34,500 --> 01:13:36,799 Well, look what the rat puked up. 1068 01:13:37,039 --> 01:13:38,336 Oh, Jesus. 1069 01:13:39,710 --> 01:13:42,271 You mean "cat," son, don't you? 1070 01:13:42,482 --> 01:13:44,143 I ain't your son. 1071 01:13:45,655 --> 01:13:46,713 Frankie... 1072 01:13:47,958 --> 01:13:49,517 ...I came to say I was sorry. 1073 01:13:50,163 --> 01:13:51,425 Too late! 1074 01:13:51,833 --> 01:13:54,029 Jesus, look at that grill! 1075 01:13:56,040 --> 01:13:59,499 I mean, no, son. How you doing? It's good to see... 1076 01:14:00,849 --> 01:14:03,216 Eugenia, please. 1077 01:14:04,956 --> 01:14:07,357 I'm sorry that I took off on you... 1078 01:14:07,596 --> 01:14:09,860 ...when I should've been taking care of you. 1079 01:14:10,601 --> 01:14:12,365 Really. I'm really sorry. 1080 01:14:13,807 --> 01:14:16,299 You can fry ice in hell, you bastard! 1081 01:14:16,512 --> 01:14:20,449 What's the good in saying you're sorry? What are you gonna do about it? 1082 01:14:20,687 --> 01:14:21,551 What am I gonna do? 1083 01:14:24,860 --> 01:14:27,693 Well, I'm gonna get that belt back. 1084 01:14:27,899 --> 01:14:29,492 I'm gonna win $1 million. 1085 01:14:29,736 --> 01:14:33,571 I'm gonna pay off all my debts. I'm gonna do the right thing by you. 1086 01:14:33,876 --> 01:14:35,434 That's what I'm gonna do. 1087 01:14:39,220 --> 01:14:42,088 And by God, I'm gonna get that boy a damn good dentist. 1088 01:14:55,783 --> 01:14:56,772 Yo, Sean! 1089 01:14:57,954 --> 01:14:59,946 Wyoming! We're home, baby. 1090 01:15:01,627 --> 01:15:03,528 We're home, baby. Wyoming. 1091 01:15:10,825 --> 01:15:12,453 No place like home. 1092 01:15:14,011 --> 01:15:15,740 I can breathe out here. 1093 01:15:27,316 --> 01:15:29,546 Approach the vehicle, son. 1094 01:15:30,635 --> 01:15:31,829 Hi, Dad. 1095 01:15:31,981 --> 01:15:32,970 No back talk. 1096 01:15:33,722 --> 01:15:34,781 No excuses. 1097 01:15:35,465 --> 01:15:36,898 Just get in the car. 1098 01:15:43,350 --> 01:15:45,511 - What'd he do? - Nothing. 1099 01:15:51,326 --> 01:15:53,318 You're gonna be a cop, little mister. 1100 01:15:53,563 --> 01:15:57,523 No skimpy outfits, no touching other men. 1101 01:15:58,201 --> 01:16:01,467 But I'm destined for other things. I'm following my dream. 1102 01:16:01,639 --> 01:16:03,197 Well, your dream is stupid! 1103 01:16:03,474 --> 01:16:07,935 Just because it's your dream doesn't make it right or noble or whatever. 1104 01:16:08,181 --> 01:16:10,514 Charlie Manson was following his dream. 1105 01:16:10,718 --> 01:16:13,779 Joe Stalin, Michael Bolton... You get my point? 1106 01:16:35,414 --> 01:16:37,212 That's a 211, breaking and entering. 1107 01:16:38,852 --> 01:16:41,549 Gordie, come on. We need you, brother. Let's go. 1108 01:16:43,591 --> 01:16:45,822 Gordie, we need you, baby. I need you. 1109 01:16:46,395 --> 01:16:48,192 I need you in my corner, man. 1110 01:16:48,390 --> 01:16:50,689 I need you to help me pick my posse. 1111 01:16:51,583 --> 01:16:53,677 I don't know if I can do this without you. 1112 01:16:54,912 --> 01:16:56,470 - Really? - Yeah. 1113 01:16:56,707 --> 01:16:57,675 You do? 1114 01:16:58,180 --> 01:17:01,513 I need you to help us go down to Vegas and rule ass! Let's go! 1115 01:17:01,759 --> 01:17:03,159 Let's begone! 1116 01:17:08,217 --> 01:17:09,241 I can't. 1117 01:17:10,258 --> 01:17:12,921 I gotta study for this cop exam. 1118 01:17:13,159 --> 01:17:14,126 My dad... 1119 01:17:19,394 --> 01:17:22,056 It's your dream. It's your dream. Come on. 1120 01:17:26,798 --> 01:17:27,890 My dream's stupid. 1121 01:17:32,131 --> 01:17:34,760 Time for me to get rid of all this junk. 1122 01:17:35,433 --> 01:17:39,495 You know, get rid of all my childish things. Time for me to grow up. 1123 01:17:44,804 --> 01:17:46,773 We've come all this way. 1124 01:17:48,672 --> 01:17:50,300 Why are you giving up on me now? 1125 01:17:53,111 --> 01:17:54,271 I'm sorry. 1126 01:17:55,848 --> 01:17:56,940 I can't. 1127 01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:02,820 You guys better get out of here. 1128 01:18:03,324 --> 01:18:04,985 My dad'll shoot you. 1129 01:18:05,226 --> 01:18:06,352 He will. 1130 01:18:24,684 --> 01:18:25,652 Next, please. 1131 01:18:30,291 --> 01:18:32,782 Hell, everybody knows wrestling's fake. 1132 01:18:39,269 --> 01:18:40,759 That feel fake? 1133 01:18:48,268 --> 01:18:51,636 We are Satan's Siamese twins! 1134 01:18:52,585 --> 01:18:55,076 You guys aren't really Siamese twins, are you? 1135 01:18:57,458 --> 01:18:58,425 Sorry. 1136 01:19:04,801 --> 01:19:09,205 Oklahoma, where the wind goes Sweeping down the plains 1137 01:19:09,424 --> 01:19:12,882 Where the waving wheat Sure smells sweet 1138 01:19:14,713 --> 01:19:17,079 Aren't these the auditions for Oklahoma? 1139 01:19:19,486 --> 01:19:21,009 Okay, Dawkins, who's left? 1140 01:19:21,217 --> 01:19:23,277 First, Fireman Fred. 1141 01:19:24,378 --> 01:19:27,280 I'm Fireman Fred, and I'm gonna hose you! 1142 01:19:29,202 --> 01:19:31,467 Those are good, right? 1143 01:19:31,733 --> 01:19:33,428 Next, this is The Chewer. 1144 01:19:40,744 --> 01:19:43,008 Come on. Last, but not least... 1145 01:19:43,495 --> 01:19:44,929 ...this is Kitty. 1146 01:19:46,418 --> 01:19:50,617 Hi, darling, I'm afraid we need to take people who can help us in Vegas. 1147 01:19:54,060 --> 01:19:57,188 My friends, they call me Pretty Kitty. 1148 01:19:59,868 --> 01:20:01,837 What's she gonna do, boob them to death? 1149 01:20:04,273 --> 01:20:05,831 How you feeling, big guy? 1150 01:20:07,177 --> 01:20:08,974 - I feel pretty good. - Good. 1151 01:20:09,179 --> 01:20:10,943 Haven't felt this good in a long time. 1152 01:20:11,182 --> 01:20:12,843 Good. Keep it up. 1153 01:20:13,551 --> 01:20:15,417 You ready for Vegas tomorrow? 1154 01:20:15,654 --> 01:20:16,678 Yeah. 1155 01:20:17,856 --> 01:20:19,347 I wish Gordie was coming. 1156 01:20:19,559 --> 01:20:20,821 Me too. 1157 01:20:29,571 --> 01:20:30,697 Thank you. 1158 01:20:31,940 --> 01:20:32,999 Thank you. 1159 01:20:36,379 --> 01:20:37,347 Thank you very much. 1160 01:20:40,751 --> 01:20:43,084 See you, now. Bye-bye. 1161 01:20:44,223 --> 01:20:46,055 Hey, Sean. 1162 01:20:46,327 --> 01:20:48,659 I saw you on TNT. What was New York like? 1163 01:20:48,862 --> 01:20:50,524 It was good. It was fun. 1164 01:20:50,765 --> 01:20:54,292 You know, but I'm not much of a big-city fella. 1165 01:20:54,770 --> 01:20:57,238 My heart's right here in Lusk. 1166 01:20:57,472 --> 01:20:58,872 I'll see you, okay? 1167 01:21:04,615 --> 01:21:05,843 Excuse me. 1168 01:21:06,784 --> 01:21:07,911 Hi, Wendy. 1169 01:21:09,154 --> 01:21:12,283 I couldn't stop thinking about how you were always nice to me. 1170 01:21:12,725 --> 01:21:17,129 And I was thinking I should've been a lot nicer back. I got you something. 1171 01:21:18,900 --> 01:21:20,766 Thank you, Sean. 1172 01:21:23,439 --> 01:21:24,406 Like it? 1173 01:21:24,640 --> 01:21:27,701 It's the greatest. 1174 01:21:28,379 --> 01:21:30,314 I have a gift for you too. 1175 01:21:31,750 --> 01:21:32,978 Come here. 1176 01:21:55,212 --> 01:21:57,841 Really wish I could go with you, but I can't. 1177 01:21:58,783 --> 01:21:59,909 I'm sorry. 1178 01:22:00,386 --> 01:22:02,217 I feel like I let you down. 1179 01:22:02,554 --> 01:22:05,023 I understand. Really, I do. 1180 01:22:05,227 --> 01:22:07,058 And I want to tell you something. 1181 01:22:07,295 --> 01:22:09,196 No matter what happens in Vegas... 1182 01:22:09,398 --> 01:22:12,196 ...I can't thank you enough for what you did for me. 1183 01:22:13,302 --> 01:22:14,496 All right? 1184 01:22:16,173 --> 01:22:17,732 Good luck to you, now. 1185 01:22:22,213 --> 01:22:23,510 You take care of yourself. 1186 01:22:52,718 --> 01:22:54,380 Wait! Stop the car! 1187 01:22:57,860 --> 01:22:59,259 Good luck, King! 1188 01:22:59,994 --> 01:23:01,461 - You all right? - Totally. 1189 01:23:01,664 --> 01:23:04,326 - I just want to say good luck. - Thank you. 1190 01:23:04,534 --> 01:23:06,799 - I'll see you at the restaurant. - Definitely. 1191 01:23:10,675 --> 01:23:12,267 - Good luck. - Thank you. 1192 01:23:12,477 --> 01:23:15,140 I'll totally be thinking of you. Bye! 1193 01:23:58,168 --> 01:24:00,637 Listen to me very carefully. 1194 01:24:02,840 --> 01:24:06,368 If you plan to have any future at all... 1195 01:24:06,579 --> 01:24:08,275 ...in my business... 1196 01:24:09,783 --> 01:24:12,514 ...you will not allow Jimmy King... 1197 01:24:13,221 --> 01:24:15,155 ...to reach that belt. 1198 01:24:16,792 --> 01:24:17,781 What? 1199 01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:20,019 Excuse me, Mr. Sinclair? They're ready. 1200 01:24:20,262 --> 01:24:21,662 Thank you. 1201 01:24:26,872 --> 01:24:29,467 I will kill you if you fuck this up. 1202 01:24:50,201 --> 01:24:51,362 Looking good, baby. 1203 01:24:51,937 --> 01:24:54,462 Thank you. You're looking good. 1204 01:24:55,207 --> 01:24:56,436 Am I? 1205 01:24:57,043 --> 01:24:58,476 Are you ready? 1206 01:25:05,521 --> 01:25:07,079 Hell, yeah. 1207 01:25:09,826 --> 01:25:11,919 Ladies and gentlemen... 1208 01:25:12,095 --> 01:25:16,465 - Why did you drag me here? - Because he sent the tickets. 1209 01:25:16,667 --> 01:25:20,104 And welcome to One-Man Suicide! 1210 01:25:20,805 --> 01:25:24,367 Tonight the WCW belt... 1211 01:25:24,577 --> 01:25:26,341 ...is on the line! 1212 01:25:27,849 --> 01:25:32,310 One million dollars is on the line! 1213 01:25:33,756 --> 01:25:36,248 And one man's life... 1214 01:25:36,893 --> 01:25:40,057 ...is on the line! 1215 01:25:44,837 --> 01:25:46,134 Jimmy King! 1216 01:25:46,940 --> 01:25:48,806 You want the belt? 1217 01:25:49,443 --> 01:25:51,809 Come on down and get it! 1218 01:25:53,649 --> 01:25:57,949 It's on top of the cage of death. 1219 01:25:58,720 --> 01:26:01,211 Which is on top of another cage. 1220 01:26:01,425 --> 01:26:05,988 Which is yet on top of another cage! 1221 01:26:10,102 --> 01:26:11,400 Three cages... 1222 01:26:12,472 --> 01:26:14,167 ...two warriors... 1223 01:26:15,176 --> 01:26:16,734 ...one belt. 1224 01:26:17,478 --> 01:26:18,843 Triple cage. 1225 01:26:19,314 --> 01:26:21,839 Come on down. 1226 01:26:25,989 --> 01:26:28,322 Ladies and gentlemen, it's time... 1227 01:26:28,725 --> 01:26:33,129 ...for the WCW Royal Bash main event... 1228 01:26:33,665 --> 01:26:38,103 ...for the Heavyweight Championship of the World! 1229 01:26:40,941 --> 01:26:43,910 Coming to the ring first, from Marietta, Georgia... 1230 01:26:44,077 --> 01:26:46,774 Okay, baby, triple cage. 1231 01:26:47,014 --> 01:26:50,542 You watch my back. Keep that posse on standby. 1232 01:26:51,287 --> 01:26:53,949 Jimmy King! 1233 01:26:56,927 --> 01:26:58,623 Watch out for the pyro! 1234 01:26:59,397 --> 01:27:00,523 What was that? 1235 01:27:03,235 --> 01:27:05,226 What was that last thing? 1236 01:27:06,439 --> 01:27:08,533 Oh, my God, I'm on fire! I'm melting! 1237 01:27:08,742 --> 01:27:11,803 I'm melting! Sweet Jesus, I'm melting! 1238 01:27:13,248 --> 01:27:16,047 I said, "Watch out for the pyro." 1239 01:27:16,385 --> 01:27:19,115 And now, making his entrance to the ring... 1240 01:27:19,423 --> 01:27:20,755 ...DDP... 1241 01:27:20,957 --> 01:27:23,892 ...Diamond Dallas Page! 1242 01:27:39,215 --> 01:27:42,913 I heard Sal was just too beat up to make the trip. 1243 01:27:44,354 --> 01:27:48,587 And now the triple cage is in place and ready. 1244 01:27:48,860 --> 01:27:52,854 The challenger and champion are ready. 1245 01:27:53,300 --> 01:27:55,428 Are we ready? 1246 01:27:59,807 --> 01:28:01,832 For the thousands in attendance... 1247 01:28:02,009 --> 01:28:05,173 ...and the millions watching around the world... 1248 01:28:06,315 --> 01:28:07,839 ...ladies and gentlemen... 1249 01:28:08,217 --> 01:28:09,412 ...we are... 1250 01:28:09,619 --> 01:28:13,078 ...ready to rumble! 1251 01:28:24,304 --> 01:28:25,396 See you in hell. 1252 01:28:25,607 --> 01:28:29,772 There's the opening bell. You can feel the electricity and the emotion... 1253 01:28:29,978 --> 01:28:31,606 ...in this great arena. 1254 01:28:34,851 --> 01:28:36,216 Come on, let's do this! 1255 01:28:40,491 --> 01:28:41,321 You can't spit! 1256 01:28:46,566 --> 01:28:47,362 Yeah, that's it! 1257 01:28:54,744 --> 01:28:56,678 Oh, jeez, God, that's bad. 1258 01:29:03,055 --> 01:29:05,854 Come on, King. Let me give you a hand, buddy. 1259 01:29:06,358 --> 01:29:07,347 Page! 1260 01:29:09,094 --> 01:29:12,223 You idiot! That stuff doesn't work. 1261 01:29:15,504 --> 01:29:17,768 A diamond upside down is a pussy! 1262 01:29:17,973 --> 01:29:19,771 - Come on, King! - Son of a bitch! 1263 01:29:19,975 --> 01:29:21,806 King positioning the ladder in the ring. 1264 01:29:21,977 --> 01:29:23,069 Hurry up! Come on! 1265 01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:25,544 He's headed up to the second cage. 1266 01:29:25,748 --> 01:29:26,578 Get him now! 1267 01:29:26,784 --> 01:29:30,619 Who are these two guys that are coming out? That's Juventud Guerrero. 1268 01:29:31,623 --> 01:29:34,593 Juventud Guerrero just drop-kicked the ladder! 1269 01:29:36,965 --> 01:29:38,899 Who's that other masked wrestler? 1270 01:29:40,736 --> 01:29:43,068 - The crown! - King's going for the crown! 1271 01:29:43,271 --> 01:29:44,932 Come on, King. 1272 01:29:45,107 --> 01:29:47,735 Smack him around like a toothless crack whore! 1273 01:29:51,249 --> 01:29:54,651 Everybody out here now! All of you, let's go! Come on! 1274 01:29:55,020 --> 01:29:58,046 Four men are coming out. Of course, it's DDP's goons. 1275 01:30:00,660 --> 01:30:02,025 Look out, Jimmy! 1276 01:30:08,736 --> 01:30:12,332 Yeah, baby! That's it! That's what I'm talking about! 1277 01:30:14,244 --> 01:30:15,472 Don't, Dad, don't! 1278 01:30:15,712 --> 01:30:17,010 Don't do it, Dad. 1279 01:30:17,182 --> 01:30:18,945 Why did Jimmy King stop? 1280 01:30:19,484 --> 01:30:22,716 What's going on here? He just stopped in his tracks. 1281 01:30:23,823 --> 01:30:25,052 Son? 1282 01:30:25,259 --> 01:30:27,625 Jesus, what the hell are you doing? 1283 01:30:27,828 --> 01:30:28,817 Paying you back! 1284 01:30:32,501 --> 01:30:35,733 Now Jimmy King's the recipient of a horrible beating. 1285 01:30:35,938 --> 01:30:37,873 And it all started with his own son. 1286 01:30:49,088 --> 01:30:50,146 Yeah, baby! 1287 01:30:52,192 --> 01:30:53,181 Here comes relief. 1288 01:30:53,727 --> 01:30:56,720 Look, it's Goldberg. It's the Disco Inferno... 1289 01:30:56,932 --> 01:30:58,490 ...Kidman and Booker T.! 1290 01:30:59,501 --> 01:31:02,198 There's no way they can get through the gate. 1291 01:31:04,374 --> 01:31:06,774 Mike, what is this? What's this right here? 1292 01:31:29,739 --> 01:31:32,368 - Get him good! - You want to turn that crap off? 1293 01:31:32,976 --> 01:31:35,445 My son almost threw away a career for that nonsense. 1294 01:31:35,681 --> 01:31:38,206 Your son's starting a career with that nonsense. 1295 01:31:38,418 --> 01:31:39,909 Hit him, hit him. 1296 01:31:40,086 --> 01:31:41,815 Come on. You can do it. 1297 01:31:42,923 --> 01:31:43,913 Come on, King! 1298 01:31:44,092 --> 01:31:46,185 Son of a bitch! 1299 01:31:47,662 --> 01:31:49,494 Get up and get that belt! 1300 01:31:50,066 --> 01:31:53,127 That's my best friend. He's not really a cop, though. 1301 01:31:56,408 --> 01:31:58,138 Harpoon his ass! 1302 01:32:04,083 --> 01:32:05,676 That's my boy! 1303 01:32:07,454 --> 01:32:09,115 Nice spear, kid. 1304 01:32:10,258 --> 01:32:11,247 Who you calling "kid"? 1305 01:32:11,459 --> 01:32:13,825 You hear me? Go in there and get them! 1306 01:32:14,028 --> 01:32:17,055 Jimmy King has made his way up to the second cage. 1307 01:32:17,267 --> 01:32:19,964 You have the right to an attorney! If you cannot... 1308 01:32:20,471 --> 01:32:23,930 - Good to have you back, brother! - Good to be back, brother. 1309 01:32:24,576 --> 01:32:27,101 Did you check it out? Do you like my deal? 1310 01:32:27,312 --> 01:32:28,803 You're such the Ponch! 1311 01:32:29,015 --> 01:32:31,575 Gordie, you look great in that uniform. 1312 01:32:31,819 --> 01:32:33,980 And the fans love you. 1313 01:32:34,155 --> 01:32:36,180 I think we should get back together. 1314 01:32:37,559 --> 01:32:40,529 I could never forgive you for what you did to Sal. 1315 01:32:40,762 --> 01:32:42,024 You're a mean lady. 1316 01:32:43,665 --> 01:32:44,654 Shut up, Sean! 1317 01:32:44,901 --> 01:32:45,925 You shouldn't... 1318 01:32:47,603 --> 01:32:51,040 ...stand so close to the ring when there's a ladder match going on. 1319 01:32:54,278 --> 01:32:56,974 Now both Diamond Dallas Page and Jimmy King... 1320 01:32:57,617 --> 01:33:00,314 ...have made it up to the second cage. 1321 01:33:07,529 --> 01:33:10,657 The further you get up, the tougher it is... 1322 01:33:10,900 --> 01:33:12,766 ...and they are wasting each other. 1323 01:33:14,505 --> 01:33:16,531 Can you imagine the intensity? 1324 01:33:18,844 --> 01:33:21,678 This thing has turned into a hard-core street fight. 1325 01:33:27,488 --> 01:33:30,947 DDP is headed up. He's made his way into cage number three. 1326 01:33:54,822 --> 01:33:58,816 He just sent Jimmy King down all the way to cage number one! 1327 01:34:07,738 --> 01:34:10,640 It's Sting! He nailed Diamond Dallas Page! 1328 01:34:13,913 --> 01:34:15,312 What are you doing, freak?! 1329 01:34:16,616 --> 01:34:19,415 Sting is helping Jimmy King! Can you believe this? 1330 01:34:19,788 --> 01:34:21,085 This is a shocker! 1331 01:34:24,292 --> 01:34:25,725 Jimmy King's all right by me. 1332 01:34:26,730 --> 01:34:28,288 You love Jimmy King. 1333 01:34:29,032 --> 01:34:30,660 I love Jimmy King. 1334 01:34:30,902 --> 01:34:31,994 We're men. 1335 01:34:32,170 --> 01:34:35,299 And we're not afraid to say that we love other men. 1336 01:34:36,075 --> 01:34:37,064 I love you. 1337 01:34:39,380 --> 01:34:41,541 Me too, man. Hit me! My turn! 1338 01:34:42,516 --> 01:34:44,348 It's even. It's back to square one. 1339 01:34:45,253 --> 01:34:49,281 They're fighting their way up the side of the cage toward the top. 1340 01:35:13,489 --> 01:35:15,924 Who the hell are you fighting for? 1341 01:35:16,092 --> 01:35:17,787 Me! 1342 01:35:40,389 --> 01:35:43,756 You got it, King! You got it! Come on! 1343 01:36:09,293 --> 01:36:12,229 Diamond Dallas Page has taken a horrible fall! 1344 01:36:12,430 --> 01:36:13,692 He's down! 1345 01:36:18,637 --> 01:36:20,538 Yeah! Come on, buddy! 1346 01:36:33,458 --> 01:36:36,120 And Jimmy King has the belt! He did it! 1347 01:36:36,327 --> 01:36:38,592 Jimmy King is the champion! 1348 01:36:39,831 --> 01:36:41,560 Yeah, baby! 1349 01:36:41,768 --> 01:36:43,429 You did it! 1350 01:36:58,789 --> 01:37:01,054 Yeah! That's right! 1351 01:37:05,632 --> 01:37:07,998 What a struggle, what a battle! 1352 01:37:08,201 --> 01:37:11,659 Jimmy King has overcome all the odds, Mike! He's the champion! 1353 01:37:11,871 --> 01:37:14,397 You suck, Sinclair! 1354 01:37:15,776 --> 01:37:16,835 Get out of here! 1355 01:37:21,250 --> 01:37:22,683 What are you talking about? 1356 01:37:23,687 --> 01:37:26,350 I made wrestling! Me! 1357 01:37:26,858 --> 01:37:28,553 I made them all! 1358 01:37:30,896 --> 01:37:33,558 You didn't make wrestling! We made wrestling! 1359 01:37:36,470 --> 01:37:37,459 Yeah, geek. 1360 01:37:37,672 --> 01:37:40,164 The people, the fans made wrestling. 1361 01:37:53,559 --> 01:37:56,723 We want King! We want King! 1362 01:37:58,265 --> 01:38:01,633 In the most amazing battle ever witnessed, ladies and gentlemen... 1363 01:38:01,836 --> 01:38:05,864 ...the undisputed WCW Heavyweight Champion of the World: 1364 01:38:06,075 --> 01:38:08,600 Jimmy King! 1365 01:38:11,280 --> 01:38:13,145 You regained the heavyweight title. 1366 01:38:13,350 --> 01:38:16,218 What about tag-team belts? Any thoughts about unification? 1367 01:38:16,420 --> 01:38:19,982 Excuse me. Jimmy, looks like you need a tag-team partner. 1368 01:38:20,191 --> 01:38:21,488 What do you say? 1369 01:38:22,127 --> 01:38:24,926 Bill, I appreciate it. Really, I do. 1370 01:38:26,567 --> 01:38:30,629 But I think I already got me a tag-team partner out here somewhere. 1371 01:38:31,239 --> 01:38:32,366 Where is he? 1372 01:38:35,244 --> 01:38:37,338 There he is. That's him right there. 1373 01:38:38,615 --> 01:38:40,516 My new tag-team partner. 1374 01:38:40,718 --> 01:38:42,777 That's Gordie Boggs, a.k.a. The Law! 1375 01:38:46,458 --> 01:38:47,948 I will bust you! 1376 01:38:48,661 --> 01:38:50,653 That's it! That's it! 1377 01:38:50,864 --> 01:38:52,855 Right here's our new manager... 1378 01:38:53,066 --> 01:38:55,865 ...Sean "Sugar Daddy" Dawkins! 1379 01:39:00,843 --> 01:39:02,869 I love you, Sean! 1380 01:39:03,080 --> 01:39:05,048 I love Sean! 1381 01:39:30,347 --> 01:39:31,609 So you see... 1382 01:39:31,983 --> 01:39:33,315 ...dreams can come true. 1383 01:39:33,517 --> 01:39:36,008 Yeah, but it was a one-time deal. 1384 01:39:36,187 --> 01:39:39,316 Like you'll really manage King, and Gordie's gonna wrestle. 1385 01:39:56,848 --> 01:39:58,713 Can you say it now? 1386 01:40:00,719 --> 01:40:03,381 I'm your bitch and you're my daddy? 1387 01:40:05,524 --> 01:40:07,185 Rolled right off his tongue. 1388 01:40:07,426 --> 01:40:09,861 That should teach you to be nice to kids. 1389 01:40:15,303 --> 01:40:16,201 Gentlemen... 1390 01:40:17,006 --> 01:40:18,200 ...we've gotta go. 1391 01:40:28,554 --> 01:40:31,080 God bless America! 1392 01:40:47,379 --> 01:40:49,677 You like Samoan butt sex? 1393 01:40:51,482 --> 01:40:55,078 There's a lot of glare coming off of that dome of yours, anus-breath! 1394 01:40:55,253 --> 01:40:58,951 There's a lot of glare coming off of that dome of yours, booger-face! 1395 01:40:59,158 --> 01:41:02,617 I know. It smells like you poured it right from your butt. 1396 01:41:02,830 --> 01:41:05,823 Smells like you poured it right from your butt. Sorry. 1397 01:41:08,972 --> 01:41:10,668 Wait, I forgot the line. 1398 01:41:10,875 --> 01:41:13,070 Now I'm gonna get you! 1399 01:41:14,812 --> 01:41:15,779 Oh, shit, man! 1400 01:41:15,981 --> 01:41:19,076 Michael got himself a whore 1401 01:41:19,252 --> 01:41:20,719 Sorry. 1402 01:41:21,187 --> 01:41:23,179 That was quite a thrill. How you...? 1403 01:41:23,390 --> 01:41:25,153 That's my hand. It's broken now. 1404 01:41:25,326 --> 01:41:26,759 Come on, this is nothing! 1405 01:41:26,962 --> 01:41:29,897 You remember when Macho Man threw you off the rail? 1406 01:41:30,198 --> 01:41:31,187 Go. Start again. 1407 01:41:31,399 --> 01:41:32,696 Come on, this is nothing! 1408 01:41:32,901 --> 01:41:35,598 You remember when Macho Man threw you off the rail? 1409 01:41:35,806 --> 01:41:37,671 No, that's bad. One more time. 1410 01:41:37,875 --> 01:41:39,740 Come on, this is nothing! 1411 01:41:39,943 --> 01:41:41,138 - Sorry. - Shut up. 1412 01:41:41,312 --> 01:41:45,044 Yeah, and he broke five ribs and dislocated your shoulder... 1413 01:41:45,217 --> 01:41:47,276 ...but you broke... 1414 01:41:47,653 --> 01:41:50,020 You broke five ribs and dislocated your shoulder! 1415 01:41:50,191 --> 01:41:52,523 You still came back to whip all three! 1416 01:41:54,495 --> 01:41:56,690 He's worthless. 1417 01:41:56,900 --> 01:41:58,493 He can't do it. 1418 01:42:00,538 --> 01:42:02,564 Breasts. Jugs. Hooters. 1419 01:42:03,842 --> 01:42:06,368 I can't stop looking at them! 1420 01:42:13,187 --> 01:42:14,711 Terrifying. 1421 01:42:30,410 --> 01:42:32,743 Oh, the humanity! 102178