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- [CELLPHONE RINGS]
- Hey, Phil.
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PHIL: Jay, where are you?
What are you doing?
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- I'm just walking into my house.
- Stop! Don't you take another step!
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What the hell are you talking about?
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Claire just told me your
Valentine's plans for Gloria.
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You're walking into a buzz saw!
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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Get in.
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- [ENGINE TURNS OFF]
- [SIGHS]
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What am I looking at here?
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- Nothing.
- Oh, it's a role-playing thing
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we do on Valentine's.
It bumps the lovemaking up a notch.
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- Phil, why?
- Gloria is mad at you.
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If you walk in there
with some lame gift,
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she will bite your head
right off, mister.
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Well, you worried for nothing.
I bought her a nice cookie,
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and the biggest Mylar balloon
they sold at the grocery store.
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Wake up, man! You're losing her!
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- When did you talk to Gloria?
- This afternoon.
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I'm just taking Claire up
to the overlook on Mulholland
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for a little old-school make-out sesh.
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Oh, Phil.
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You're so good at Valentine things...
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unlike some ungrateful, selfish men
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- that don't appreciate women!
- [GLASS SHATTERS]
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You need to step it up tonight.
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How?
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By dressing up in costumes like weirdos?
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It's not weird, Dad. It's fun.
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Yeah. Tonight, we get to be 17 again,
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when we were just a couple of innocent,
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- wide-eyed virgins.
- [CHUCKLES]
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[HUSHED] Shut up.
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I'm not doing it.
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Today, when Gloria found out
what we were doing, she said,
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[AS GLORIA] "Damn it, Phil.
You are so good at Valentine's.
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I wish Jay was as sexy as you."
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She never said that.
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[NORMAL VOICE] I'm paraphrasing.
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[NORMAL VOICE] Okay, call Gloria,
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tell her to meet you at a hotel bar,
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and then you show up
as some romantic character.
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- Who would I be?
- Anybody.
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Think of the most exotic person you can.
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General Eisenhower,
the father of the American freeway.
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You're gonna want to think
a little sexier than that.
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You have not seen the right photos.
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Synced and corrected by BLuk
www.addic7ed.com
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What are you doing? I thought
he was taking you out to dinner.
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I'm pre-eating
so I don't look like a pig.
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Oh, please tell me
you don't eat on dates.
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Who's the lucky guy?
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Oh, this professor from Alex's college.
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Normally, I wouldn't go out
with a guy like that,
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but there's something about him.
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"Something about him"? He's a genius.
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He's one of the most respected
minds on campus,
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who also happens to look like
the protagonist
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from a Jane Austen novel.
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He's totally out of your league.
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Oh, well, now you're being crazy.
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Are you into him or something?
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No! I'm just genuinely concerned
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you're going to embarrass
yourself or me.
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At least look up the difference
between astrology and astronomy.
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Okay, alls I know is,
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is that you're being
a real Capricorn right now.
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The sun revolves around the Earth,
and not you.
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I cannot believe we got
into this restaurant.
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I know. Oh, you know what?
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Let's take a picture and use Facebook
the way it was intended.
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Oh, to find out how racist
our high-school friends are?
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No, to make people in our lives
feel worse about their lives.
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- [BOTH LAUGH]
- Hey!
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HOSTESS: Gentlemen.
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Your table's being set up right now.
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Okay.
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- Oh, my G... No.
- What?
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- Th-That's Luke.
- No. We ca...
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- No, we can't sit next to...
- We can't sit there. I'm s...
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Can we have a...
Can we have a different table?
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- I'm sorry, not tonight.
- Um...
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If you guys don't want it,
I have 10 other people who do.
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Okay. You know what?
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Tonight was supposed to be
a romantic night.
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- [SIGHS]
- I-I don't want to watch him
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make his sweaty moves
on his conquest of the week.
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And some of them buy it.
Under what gas leak is
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he finding these brain-dead bimbos?
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And have you heard how mean he's gotten?
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The other day, he called us "catty."
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- He called us catty?
- Yeah.
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You sure he wasn't talking
about the dead cat on his head
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- he calls a haircut?
- [WHEEZING] Oh, my...
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Hey, guys!
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- Hi!
- Hey, Luke! What a coincidence.
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I think it's nice that we're helping out
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Dad and Gloria tonight.
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I know. I'm just a little bummed
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that we're stuck here, watching Joe,
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when we could be messing around
in a Trans Am.
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Or... did we just
take it up a notch, huh?
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I'm the foxy babysitter.
The kid's asleep.
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You are the foxy bad boy
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who sneaks over
with some wine coolers...
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Oh, radical.
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Now that I'm six, I like girls,
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but I love two girls...
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The Little Mermaid and Claire.
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[JOE CLEARS THROAT]
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Oh. Joe. W-What are you doing up?
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Hello, Claire. I made this for you.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Look, it's a Valentine.
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It's two love bugs.
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Aww.
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Two love bugs.
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Three's a crowd.
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Hmm.
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[YAWNS]
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♪
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Hey, how can I help you?
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I am Gigi DeLaroca, businesswoman.
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Life has tried to break me,
but it has only teach me.
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So, you want a drink?
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[SPANISH ACCENT] The lady will
have Campari and soda.
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Hello, sir.
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I have never had that drink.
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Well, no one "Camparis" to you.
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[LAUGHS] Very clever.
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I am Gigi DeLaroca, businesswoman.
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I am Raoul Matadore.
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I own this hotel. May I?
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Of course, Mr. Matadore.
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Like Andy Garcia in "Ocean's Eleven."
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[HUSHED] I don't think
you have to explain.
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Right. Um, you talk.
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No, I mean, um... Thank you.
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- [GLASS CLATTERS]
- Tell me about you.
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What business are you in? Bueno.
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Well, let's just say,
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I'm just a lady that works
in the evening.
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But I am not available to any man.
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So charm me, Mr. Matadore.
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This hotel...
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has the finest closets in all the land.
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We have lighted rods
and soft-close doors.
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I was once married to a man
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that endlessly talked about closet.
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You're boring me very much.
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- [GLASS CLATTERS]
- Okay, well, um...
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Um...
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I need one secondo, huh?
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Hotel businesso, huh?
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Bueno.
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♪
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Mmm.
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Oh, my goodness.
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The waitress... She left a menu here.
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Now, I'm wondering
if we should have got...
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[HUSHED] Oh, my God! Where's his date?
Do you think he got stood up?
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- Let me see that.
- [NORMAL VOICE] Right here.
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[HUSHED] It's so embarrassing.
What do we even say?
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They're not soundproof menus.
Yeah. She's standing me up.
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Women are impossible, you know?
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[NORMAL VOICE] For us, they are.
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Well, now [CHUCKLES]
I made it work once,
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although there was a-a Rob Lowe
poster behind her.
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You know what? I say to heck to heck
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- with this gal.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Get back out there, go to a bar!
- Yes!
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I hear that.
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- A guy like you, great head of hair...
- Yep.
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Nah, I'm too depressed.
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Besides, I prepaid for my meal.
I guess I'll order.
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Just forget I'm here.
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Anyway... happy Valentine's Day.
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- Thanks.
- You look so handsome.
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Ugh! This sucks.
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I can't believe I let you talk
me into doing this crap.
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- I need help!
- PHIL: It's okay.
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Underneath it all,
it's just you and your wife.
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That's the problem.
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I don't know how I got her
to begin with.
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And I'm starting to feel
if I can't pull this off,
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she's gonna figure out
she got duped the first time.
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Let me start by saying "thank you"
for being so vulnerable with me.
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I hate you.
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Also, I'm no expert at this,
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but I have a friend here who is.
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[AS CLIVE] Clive Bixby here.
How can I make your night sexier?
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If I can't role-play with her,
I'm not doin' it with you.
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Whatevs, Daddio.
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I'm gonna give the phone back to Philip.
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[NORMAL VOICE] Phil here. Listen.
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It's all about
commitment and confidence.
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What's... What's your character?
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Raoul Matadore, hotel owner,
like Andy Garcia...
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In "Ocean's Eleven"...
I love this for you!
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Did you go with the timepiece?
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Yeah, I thought at some moment,
I'd pull it out,
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smash it on the bar, and say,
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"I want to remember the exact
moment I fell in love."
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- I'm an idiot!
- No.
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That silence is me picking
my jaw up off the floor.
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We're all walking,
and you're flying, mister.
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Seriously? You think so?
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1,000%! But don't take it from me.
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[AS CLIVE] Clive again.
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Mr. Matadore, I tip my turtleneck to ya.
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Hello?
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ARVIN: All right, no peeking.
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- HALEY: Oh, no peeking.
- [LAUGHS]
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I hope you're not disappointed.
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[GASPS] Wow! It's so pretty!
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You know what else is pretty?
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Oh! Stop.
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- [LAUGHS]
- Oh.
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Well, I was going to say "Venus."
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But sure, let's go with you.
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[CHUCKLING] Come on, have a look.
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Ooh!
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Nope.
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- Oh! Okay. [LAUGHS]
- Yep.
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Wow!
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Yeah, there's a new moon,
so it's the perfect night
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to observe faint star clusters.
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- [LAUGHS]
- And... And right in the middle,
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there's a variable star
that I discovered.
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[SIGHS] It's right next
to a white dwarf.
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[GASPS] Oh, I don't think you're allowed
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to say that anymore.
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Yes, tricky times we live in.
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Wow, this is so cool.
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Right. Have a...
Have a think about this...
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There is a theory that suggests
the universe is so large
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that everything that can happen
is happening all the time.
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Do you smoke weed?
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Oh. [LAUGHS] No.
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Sor... Sorry, I'm a little
obsessed with space.
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I-I built my first Dobsonian telescope
when I was 10.
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You made a telescope?
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The only thing I've ever made
was an ashtray for my mom
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that says, "Rub your butt here."
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[LAUGHS] Oh, like cigarette butt.
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Yeah.
247
00:08:24,931 --> 00:08:27,465
What are you doing next August 27th
248
00:08:27,533 --> 00:08:29,300
at, uh, 8:00 p.m.?
249
00:08:29,369 --> 00:08:31,402
I have no idea. Why?
250
00:08:31,471 --> 00:08:34,338
NASA is giving me an award
for a radiation shield,
251
00:08:34,407 --> 00:08:36,440
- and...
- NASA's giving you an award?
252
00:08:36,509 --> 00:08:38,209
I need a date. There's no pressure.
253
00:08:38,278 --> 00:08:41,412
But it saved the lives
of a bunch of astronauts.
254
00:08:41,481 --> 00:08:43,614
Wow, you've done a lot.
255
00:08:43,683 --> 00:08:47,051
Well, I'm... I'm sure you've had
your share of accomplishments.
256
00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,220
Oh, yeah! Yeah, of course.
257
00:08:49,289 --> 00:08:51,389
[STAMMERS] Let's see. There was, um...
258
00:08:51,457 --> 00:08:52,924
college...
259
00:08:52,992 --> 00:08:54,191
Uh-huh.
260
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Nope. Nope. That is a...
261
00:08:55,962 --> 00:08:57,361
That is a bad road.
262
00:08:57,430 --> 00:08:59,196
Well, uh, uh, okay, so professionally,
263
00:08:59,265 --> 00:09:01,432
I've been kind of sort of
dabbling in, like,
264
00:09:01,501 --> 00:09:02,733
a lot of different... Pass.
265
00:09:02,802 --> 00:09:07,238
Um... I-I-I-I once flew
next to the bass player of The Killers.
266
00:09:07,307 --> 00:09:08,839
Uh, you know, it just kind of
looked like him.
267
00:09:08,908 --> 00:09:11,042
Is there a bathroom?
Here, I'm just gonna find it myself.
268
00:09:11,110 --> 00:09:13,644
No big deal. I'm fine.
I'm... I'm great. I...
269
00:09:16,883 --> 00:09:18,449
So, are you seeing anybody new?
270
00:09:18,518 --> 00:09:21,552
No, I didn't even make my mom
a Valentine's card this year.
271
00:09:21,621 --> 00:09:23,154
It's alarming that I asked about dating,
272
00:09:23,222 --> 00:09:24,455
and you went right to your mother.
273
00:09:24,524 --> 00:09:26,891
[RINGTONE PLAYS]
274
00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,927
- [CELLPHONE BEEPS]
- Hello?
275
00:09:28,995 --> 00:09:30,928
Alex, it's Professor Fennerman.
276
00:09:30,997 --> 00:09:32,797
I'm sorry to bother you on Valentine's.
277
00:09:32,865 --> 00:09:34,565
Uh, it's okay. Uh...
278
00:09:34,634 --> 00:09:36,000
Have you heard from Haley?
279
00:09:36,069 --> 00:09:38,189
- Isn't she with you?
- She was...
280
00:09:38,214 --> 00:09:39,904
and then she suddenly ran off.
281
00:09:39,973 --> 00:09:41,572
I think... I think I may have bored her
282
00:09:41,641 --> 00:09:42,974
to the point of fleeing.
283
00:09:43,042 --> 00:09:44,642
You could never bore anyone.
284
00:09:44,711 --> 00:09:46,544
You know who's boring?
Professor Schaeffer.
285
00:09:46,612 --> 00:09:48,012
Agreed. He's insufferable.
286
00:09:48,081 --> 00:09:49,413
He never stops droning on.
287
00:09:49,482 --> 00:09:51,849
He's like the cosmic
microwave background radiation.
288
00:09:51,918 --> 00:09:54,051
[LAUGHS]
289
00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:56,687
Because he's the constant noise
you can't get rid of!
290
00:09:56,756 --> 00:09:58,589
Thank God somebody gets me tonight.
291
00:09:58,658 --> 00:09:59,924
[SNORTS]
292
00:09:59,993 --> 00:10:01,525
You know, I think
it might have been a bad idea,
293
00:10:01,594 --> 00:10:03,627
bringing her to the observatory.
294
00:10:03,696 --> 00:10:05,296
I probably should have set
my sights on someone
295
00:10:05,365 --> 00:10:06,764
with whom I have more in common.
296
00:10:06,833 --> 00:10:08,299
Do you know what I mean?
297
00:10:08,368 --> 00:10:09,967
I... think I do?
298
00:10:10,036 --> 00:10:12,136
Anyway, I think I'll wait here
a little longer,
299
00:10:12,205 --> 00:10:15,139
take in the stars,
just in case she shows up.
300
00:10:15,208 --> 00:10:17,274
Maybe she will.
301
00:10:17,343 --> 00:10:18,576
Thanks, Alex.
302
00:10:18,644 --> 00:10:20,378
[CELLPHONE BEEPS]
303
00:10:20,446 --> 00:10:21,545
Oh, my God.
304
00:10:21,614 --> 00:10:22,747
- What?
- Haley blew him off.
305
00:10:22,815 --> 00:10:25,816
I think he wants me to come
to the observatory to be with him.
306
00:10:25,885 --> 00:10:26,984
You have feelings for this guy?
307
00:10:27,053 --> 00:10:28,119
Who wouldn't?!
308
00:10:28,187 --> 00:10:29,453
I mean, do you know how hard it is
309
00:10:29,522 --> 00:10:31,088
to find a good-looking genius?
310
00:10:31,157 --> 00:10:33,124
There's him, and when I put in
a little effort, me!
311
00:10:33,192 --> 00:10:34,392
Then go.
312
00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:35,793
I will.
313
00:10:35,862 --> 00:10:37,895
Yeah, you will, a-and I'm gonna make
a Valentine for my mom.
314
00:10:37,964 --> 00:10:40,331
They're not the same!
315
00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,932
Okay, open... open mine first.
316
00:10:42,001 --> 00:10:43,367
- Oh.
- It's... It's a kimono.
317
00:10:43,436 --> 00:10:46,270
- I took an online origami class.
- Okay.
318
00:10:46,339 --> 00:10:48,039
- It's a haiku.
- Oh!
319
00:10:48,107 --> 00:10:49,807
"Friend, lover, husband.
320
00:10:49,876 --> 00:10:51,642
My life started when we met.
321
00:10:51,711 --> 00:10:53,044
You're my everything."
322
00:10:53,112 --> 00:10:54,245
- Aww.
- You are.
323
00:10:54,313 --> 00:10:56,380
Ooh, let's see what you wrote in yours.
324
00:10:56,449 --> 00:10:58,315
Aww. It's a tandem bicycle.
325
00:10:58,384 --> 00:10:59,817
- Yeah.
- It's so cute.
326
00:10:59,886 --> 00:11:02,787
"Happy V-Day. Love, M."
327
00:11:02,855 --> 00:11:04,555
And I thought my date was cold.
328
00:11:04,624 --> 00:11:07,425
What? No. Cam knows what I mean.
329
00:11:07,493 --> 00:11:09,060
Cam knows you are mean?
330
00:11:09,128 --> 00:11:10,528
You were more effusive
about tonight's menu
331
00:11:10,596 --> 00:11:11,896
than you were in my card.
332
00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:14,432
"The molten chocolate cake looks
slutty and delicious."
333
00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:15,800
Would it kill you to say that about me?
334
00:11:15,868 --> 00:11:18,335
What the hell? Amanda was here.
335
00:11:18,404 --> 00:11:19,637
This picture you posted
on Facebook...
336
00:11:19,705 --> 00:11:22,807
She's right behind you.
Why would she just leave?
337
00:11:22,875 --> 00:11:24,341
♪
338
00:11:24,410 --> 00:11:26,010
Tonight was supposed to be
a romantic night.
339
00:11:26,079 --> 00:11:27,845
I don't want to watch Luke
make his sweaty moves
340
00:11:27,914 --> 00:11:28,979
on his conquest of the week.
341
00:11:29,048 --> 00:11:30,748
Yeah, and some of them buy it.
342
00:11:30,817 --> 00:11:34,018
Under what gas leak is
he finding these brain-dead bimbos?
343
00:11:34,087 --> 00:11:35,586
I know what happened.
344
00:11:35,655 --> 00:11:37,755
She walked in,
saw me for the first time,
345
00:11:37,824 --> 00:11:39,156
and thought I was hideous.
346
00:11:39,225 --> 00:11:41,125
I've really been struggling
with my hair lately.
347
00:11:41,194 --> 00:11:43,227
No, no, stop it. You have great hair.
348
00:11:43,296 --> 00:11:45,329
If it worked for Sheena Easton,
it can work for you.
349
00:11:45,398 --> 00:11:46,864
We spent all this time texting.
350
00:11:46,933 --> 00:11:48,566
I thought we had a real connection,
351
00:11:48,634 --> 00:11:50,334
like, really got each other.
352
00:11:51,571 --> 00:11:53,104
We couldn't let him blame himself.
353
00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:55,039
But, uh...he took it pretty well.
354
00:11:55,108 --> 00:11:56,874
You catty bitches!
355
00:11:56,943 --> 00:12:00,244
Luke, we love you,
but ever since you hit puberty,
356
00:12:00,313 --> 00:12:02,513
- you've been... a little disgusting.
- A little disgusting.
357
00:12:02,582 --> 00:12:04,048
Don't you think I know that?!
358
00:12:04,117 --> 00:12:05,816
She was my chance to turn it around.
359
00:12:05,885 --> 00:12:07,384
Okay, you know what? Call her.
360
00:12:07,453 --> 00:12:09,120
We'll get on the phone,
we'll clear the whole thing up.
361
00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:10,855
I called her. She's not picking up.
362
00:12:10,923 --> 00:12:12,389
We're going to her apartment.
363
00:12:12,458 --> 00:12:14,358
We messed this up, we'll fix it.
364
00:12:14,427 --> 00:12:15,726
Before the cake arrives? [SCOFFS]
365
00:12:15,795 --> 00:12:17,928
I've been wanting to bury
my face in that all night long.
366
00:12:17,997 --> 00:12:20,064
How can you not hear this?
367
00:12:20,133 --> 00:12:22,233
Okay, Joey, it's getting late.
368
00:12:22,301 --> 00:12:24,201
It's time to get you up to bed.
369
00:12:24,270 --> 00:12:26,904
Can you do a quick monster check first?
370
00:12:26,973 --> 00:12:28,973
Yes, I can.
371
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,575
[FOOTSTEPS DEPART]
372
00:12:31,644 --> 00:12:34,278
Phil, I can't sleep
without my teddy bear,
373
00:12:34,347 --> 00:12:36,247
and I left him in my wagon.
374
00:12:36,315 --> 00:12:38,482
Can you get him? I'm afraid of the dark.
375
00:12:38,551 --> 00:12:41,252
You got it, buddy.
376
00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,821
[PANTING]
377
00:12:43,890 --> 00:12:46,323
Joe? What are you doing?
378
00:12:46,392 --> 00:12:48,125
Open the door. [KNOCK ON DOOR]
379
00:12:48,194 --> 00:12:49,927
Fulgencio Joseph Pritchett!
380
00:12:49,996 --> 00:12:51,095
Open the door!
381
00:12:51,164 --> 00:12:52,963
[FUNKY ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]
382
00:12:53,032 --> 00:12:54,698
You let me in right now, young man.
383
00:12:55,968 --> 00:12:57,835
Not cool, Joe!
384
00:12:57,904 --> 00:13:02,206
♪
385
00:13:02,275 --> 00:13:05,576
Joe, what is going on with this music?
386
00:13:05,645 --> 00:13:06,777
- My God.
- [MUSIC STOPS]
387
00:13:06,846 --> 00:13:08,746
Oh. Where's Phil?
388
00:13:08,814 --> 00:13:10,981
Who knows with that guy?
389
00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:13,350
[GRUNTS]
390
00:13:13,419 --> 00:13:14,852
Honey, what happened?
391
00:13:14,921 --> 00:13:16,787
Mini Casanova locked me out.
392
00:13:16,856 --> 00:13:18,956
What? That is enough.
393
00:13:19,025 --> 00:13:20,824
Joe, you are a little boy,
394
00:13:20,893 --> 00:13:23,127
and you're going to bed right now.
395
00:13:23,196 --> 00:13:25,529
You're a bad Valentine!
396
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,433
Oh, no.
397
00:13:29,502 --> 00:13:30,968
I feel like the rest
of the Breakfast Club
398
00:13:31,037 --> 00:13:32,603
when they realized Judd Nelson was
399
00:13:32,672 --> 00:13:35,239
- more vulnerable than they thought.
- I...
400
00:13:35,308 --> 00:13:38,309
[SPANISH ACCENT] My hotel
in Ibiza was my favorite.
401
00:13:38,377 --> 00:13:39,944
I used to hang out with Telly Savalas,
402
00:13:40,012 --> 00:13:41,312
Lyle Waggoner,
403
00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:43,380
but the scenery here
404
00:13:43,449 --> 00:13:45,249
makes me like this one
mucho more.
405
00:13:45,318 --> 00:13:46,750
You don't have to impress me
406
00:13:46,819 --> 00:13:50,554
with money or name-dropping, I think.
407
00:13:50,623 --> 00:13:51,889
I like you.
408
00:13:51,958 --> 00:13:53,224
Don't tell this to my madam,
409
00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:55,759
but I cannot accept any money from you.
410
00:13:55,828 --> 00:13:58,362
MAN: Excuse me, ma'am.
Can I talk with you for a moment?
411
00:14:01,934 --> 00:14:03,067
Yes?
412
00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:04,602
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave now.
413
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:05,636
Huh?
414
00:14:05,705 --> 00:14:07,004
The hotel owner is very strict
415
00:14:07,073 --> 00:14:09,773
about women who do what you do.
416
00:14:09,842 --> 00:14:12,543
Ooh, you're gonna take me to a room
417
00:14:12,612 --> 00:14:14,511
where the hotel owner
is going to give me
418
00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:17,548
a very tough, sexy talking to?
419
00:14:17,617 --> 00:14:20,050
No, you're gonna leave,
or we're gonna call the police.
420
00:14:20,119 --> 00:14:21,218
- Yes, call the police.
- Gloria...
421
00:14:21,287 --> 00:14:23,654
I've been a very, very bad girl.
422
00:14:23,723 --> 00:14:25,422
[NORMAL VOICE] This is not a part of it.
423
00:14:25,491 --> 00:14:28,926
Sir, she is not a prostitute.
424
00:14:28,995 --> 00:14:30,361
This is my wife.
425
00:14:30,429 --> 00:14:31,462
That's what they all say.
426
00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:32,830
Please.
427
00:14:34,033 --> 00:14:35,499
Yep, that's probably what
I would've said.
428
00:14:37,429 --> 00:14:39,295
Here she is. Ciconi.
429
00:14:39,363 --> 00:14:40,429
[BUZZING]
430
00:14:40,497 --> 00:14:41,497
What do you want?
431
00:14:41,565 --> 00:14:44,099
- Oh, hi!
- Hey! Wow.
432
00:14:44,168 --> 00:14:45,534
You're actually hotter
than your picture.
433
00:14:45,603 --> 00:14:47,903
You know, let us talk. Hi! So, we're...
434
00:14:47,972 --> 00:14:49,305
- we're Luke's uncles.
- We're Luke's uncles.
435
00:14:49,373 --> 00:14:50,673
- You're his uncles?
- BOTH: Uh-huh.
436
00:14:50,741 --> 00:14:53,409
And you said he put sweaty moves
on brain-dead bimbos?
437
00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:55,177
Okay, hadn't heard the specifics.
438
00:14:55,246 --> 00:14:56,545
Okay, you know... you know what?
439
00:14:56,614 --> 00:14:58,013
We d... We didn't mean any of that.
440
00:14:58,082 --> 00:15:00,015
We're gay, and gays are snarky.
441
00:15:00,084 --> 00:15:01,183
It's a cultural thing.
442
00:15:01,252 --> 00:15:02,685
You know how, like, you're Italian?
443
00:15:02,753 --> 00:15:04,620
[ITALIAN ACCENT] Italians talk
a lot with their hands, right
444
00:15:04,689 --> 00:15:05,754
[NORMAL VOICE] and are much looser
445
00:15:05,823 --> 00:15:06,889
than one would imagine for Catholics.
446
00:15:06,958 --> 00:15:08,023
Okay, okay. Let me talk right now.
447
00:15:08,092 --> 00:15:10,893
Okay, Amanda, Luke's an amazing guy.
448
00:15:10,962 --> 00:15:12,294
Why would I believe
what you're saying now
449
00:15:12,363 --> 00:15:13,462
and not what you said before?
450
00:15:13,531 --> 00:15:14,830
I don't know. I don't know.
451
00:15:14,899 --> 00:15:16,598
You know, maybe we were
just being snarky
452
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,233
- because we were jealous of you guys.
- Yeah.
453
00:15:18,302 --> 00:15:19,935
I mean, seeing Luke all dressed up,
454
00:15:20,004 --> 00:15:21,704
getting ready for a first date, the...
455
00:15:21,772 --> 00:15:24,206
the excitement of being
young and in love.
456
00:15:24,275 --> 00:15:26,041
- Mm.
- Easy.
457
00:15:26,110 --> 00:15:27,943
I-I remember when I first met Cam...
458
00:15:28,012 --> 00:15:29,278
- I'm Cam.
- This is Cam.
459
00:15:29,347 --> 00:15:31,013
I knew I had met the person
460
00:15:31,082 --> 00:15:32,781
I was gonna spend
the rest of my life with.
461
00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:35,884
That's what I want, too...
a relationship,
462
00:15:35,953 --> 00:15:37,319
someone who's gonna be there for me.
463
00:15:37,388 --> 00:15:38,620
Luke feels the same way.
464
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:41,523
I mean, this is a guy
who is ready for commitment.
465
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:42,958
[HUSHED] We've really only texted.
466
00:15:43,027 --> 00:15:44,193
Okay, well, when I say...
467
00:15:44,261 --> 00:15:45,527
when I say to give Luke a chance,
468
00:15:45,596 --> 00:15:48,097
it's because I-I know
what's at stake for you.
469
00:15:48,165 --> 00:15:50,265
I-I mean, you think it's amazing now?
470
00:15:50,334 --> 00:15:53,469
You can't even imagine
what it could grow into.
471
00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:55,738
If you guys have
even the smallest chance
472
00:15:55,806 --> 00:15:58,874
of having what we have...
you have to go for it.
473
00:15:58,943 --> 00:16:00,209
[VOICE BREAKING] Oh, my God, Mitchell.
474
00:16:00,277 --> 00:16:02,111
That is the Valentine's Day card
I've always wanted.
475
00:16:02,179 --> 00:16:04,046
Aww.
476
00:16:04,115 --> 00:16:05,814
That was sweet.
477
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:07,216
But Luke's gone.
478
00:16:07,284 --> 00:16:08,984
Drive until you hear a party.
479
00:16:09,053 --> 00:16:10,552
Okay. Well, you know what?
Good luck, honey.
480
00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:12,588
- Bye, then. Yeah, take care.
- Okay.
481
00:16:12,656 --> 00:16:16,892
You see, we have the same address
and the same last name.
482
00:16:16,961 --> 00:16:18,694
I was just pretending to be a prostitute
483
00:16:18,763 --> 00:16:21,563
because my husband has a thing
for Jane Fonda in "Klute."
484
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:24,733
The body was crazy,
unfortunately, so were the politics.
485
00:16:24,802 --> 00:16:26,702
Well, I guess you didn't do
anything wrong by hotel rules,
486
00:16:26,771 --> 00:16:29,204
but based on my personal
belief system...
487
00:16:29,273 --> 00:16:31,240
We're not looking for any input.
Thank you.
488
00:16:31,308 --> 00:16:33,642
I can't believe I took
romantic advice from Phil,
489
00:16:33,711 --> 00:16:37,946
a grown man I've seen in
lederhosen at least three times.
490
00:16:38,015 --> 00:16:40,282
Phil told you to do the role play?
491
00:16:40,351 --> 00:16:42,484
Yeah, he said you were mad this morning
492
00:16:42,553 --> 00:16:44,586
because I always drop the ball
on days like this.
493
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:47,256
I wasn't mad at you. I was mad at Joe
494
00:16:47,324 --> 00:16:48,690
because he didn't make me a Valentine.
495
00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:50,292
So your 6-year-old kid
496
00:16:50,361 --> 00:16:52,127
doesn't give you a card, you get so mad,
497
00:16:52,196 --> 00:16:54,063
you throw a tire iron
through the windshield.
498
00:16:54,131 --> 00:16:55,597
It's got to be deeper than that.
499
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,166
Manny, for the first time ever,
500
00:16:57,234 --> 00:16:59,001
didn't make me a Valentine's, either.
501
00:16:59,070 --> 00:17:00,402
That's not deeper.
502
00:17:00,471 --> 00:17:03,238
That's just doubling down
on the same disturbing thing.
503
00:17:03,307 --> 00:17:04,673
Disturbing?
504
00:17:04,742 --> 00:17:06,341
When Manny was 5 years old,
505
00:17:06,410 --> 00:17:08,977
he told me that he would
forever be my Valentine's.
506
00:17:09,046 --> 00:17:11,947
Promises were made.
I will not be ignored!
507
00:17:13,217 --> 00:17:15,784
Okay, yeah. That sounded weird.
508
00:17:15,853 --> 00:17:18,220
But the point is that I know
509
00:17:18,289 --> 00:17:20,155
that you're not good at romantic things,
510
00:17:20,224 --> 00:17:22,157
- and I'm fine with it.
- Don't let me off the hook.
511
00:17:22,226 --> 00:17:25,527
If I did more, you wouldn't depend
on your kids for those things.
512
00:17:25,596 --> 00:17:27,162
And if I learned anything
513
00:17:27,231 --> 00:17:28,564
from trying to pick you up tonight,
514
00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:30,499
it's how lucky I was to get you
in the first place.
515
00:17:30,568 --> 00:17:31,867
I've got to do better.
516
00:17:31,936 --> 00:17:33,936
And I didn't think anyone
517
00:17:34,004 --> 00:17:37,739
could get any sexier
than Raoul Matadore.
518
00:17:40,544 --> 00:17:42,644
I want to remember the exact moment
519
00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:44,813
I fell in love with you all over again.
520
00:17:44,882 --> 00:17:46,148
[SIGHS]
521
00:17:46,217 --> 00:17:47,382
[SHATTERS]
522
00:17:47,451 --> 00:17:49,818
What the hell have you done?
523
00:17:49,887 --> 00:17:51,954
That was my father's watch!
524
00:17:53,591 --> 00:17:55,891
Poor little Joe.
525
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,826
You don't think I led him on, do you?
526
00:17:57,895 --> 00:17:59,495
No, no.
527
00:17:59,563 --> 00:18:00,896
I am not doing this.
528
00:18:00,965 --> 00:18:02,664
Women always blame themselves.
529
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,967
Well, I'm sorry, Joe.
I don't owe you anything.
530
00:18:05,035 --> 00:18:07,636
You know what?
I-I think I'll handle this.
531
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,240
Hey, buddy.
532
00:18:11,308 --> 00:18:13,575
Are you gonna yell at me, too?
533
00:18:13,644 --> 00:18:15,043
Listen.
534
00:18:15,112 --> 00:18:16,712
The reason Claire was yelling at you
535
00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:19,014
was to protect my feelings.
536
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:20,649
She knows I can't compete with you,
537
00:18:20,718 --> 00:18:22,384
which is, um...
538
00:18:22,453 --> 00:18:25,454
which is why I have to ask you
a really big favor.
539
00:18:25,523 --> 00:18:27,489
Can you pick another girl?
540
00:18:27,558 --> 00:18:29,191
I mean, you can have anyone you want,
541
00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:31,160
but... Claire's all I've got.
542
00:18:31,228 --> 00:18:32,728
I'd be lost without her.
543
00:18:32,796 --> 00:18:34,463
I don't even know how I got her
in the first place.
544
00:18:34,532 --> 00:18:36,498
You are pretty silly.
545
00:18:36,567 --> 00:18:40,669
What do you say?
Dude to dude, will you back off?
546
00:18:42,273 --> 00:18:43,705
Okay.
547
00:18:45,109 --> 00:18:46,341
Is Haley seeing anyone?
548
00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:47,442
Easy.
549
00:18:47,511 --> 00:18:53,782
♪
550
00:18:53,851 --> 00:18:55,350
[SIGHS]
551
00:18:55,419 --> 00:18:59,388
♪
552
00:18:59,456 --> 00:19:01,790
How'd I get back to Arvin? I don't know.
553
00:19:01,859 --> 00:19:03,458
I was just looking for the parking lot
554
00:19:03,527 --> 00:19:05,227
when I came to a fork in the path.
555
00:19:05,296 --> 00:19:06,728
Had I taken the other path,
556
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:10,098
I would've just gotten in my car
and gone home.
557
00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:11,667
Instead...
558
00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:13,035
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]
559
00:19:13,103 --> 00:19:15,037
You came back!
560
00:19:15,105 --> 00:19:17,206
Damn it, I did!
561
00:19:17,274 --> 00:19:19,875
Why did you run off? What did I do?
562
00:19:19,944 --> 00:19:22,044
Everything. And I've done nothing.
563
00:19:22,112 --> 00:19:23,845
I-I feel like a loser.
564
00:19:23,914 --> 00:19:25,614
You feel like a loser?
565
00:19:25,683 --> 00:19:28,917
Why do you think I went on about
myself so appallingly?
566
00:19:28,986 --> 00:19:30,085
Ooh, look at me.
567
00:19:30,154 --> 00:19:32,120
I won the Von Snootington Award
568
00:19:32,189 --> 00:19:34,056
for Applied Astro-Doofinomics.
569
00:19:34,124 --> 00:19:36,725
You won another award?
How is this helping?
570
00:19:36,794 --> 00:19:39,995
Haley... I like you.
571
00:19:40,064 --> 00:19:44,132
You are formidable in a way that's...
572
00:19:44,201 --> 00:19:47,436
that's different and exciting to me.
573
00:19:47,504 --> 00:19:49,238
Yeah, well, same,
574
00:19:49,306 --> 00:19:51,406
but it just doesn't make sense.
575
00:19:51,475 --> 00:19:53,475
I love things that don't make sense.
576
00:19:53,544 --> 00:19:55,077
- That's my gig.
- [CHUCKLES]
577
00:19:55,145 --> 00:19:56,912
Let's figure this out together.
578
00:19:56,981 --> 00:19:58,313
Come on.
579
00:19:58,382 --> 00:19:59,748
What can I do?
580
00:19:59,817 --> 00:20:06,221
♪
581
00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:08,223
That helps. [CHUCKLES]
582
00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:13,161
♪
583
00:20:13,230 --> 00:20:16,331
Oh, it's so weird to think that
if I had taken another path,
584
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,267
I could be heading home right now.
585
00:20:18,335 --> 00:20:20,669
Wait a minute.
It's like what you said before.
586
00:20:20,738 --> 00:20:24,206
In a different universe,
you could be with someone else.
587
00:20:24,275 --> 00:20:29,511
♪
588
00:20:32,668 --> 00:20:33,796
['80S-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS]
589
00:20:34,321 --> 00:20:37,099
Um, could we...
could we change this song?
590
00:20:37,134 --> 00:20:40,440
The poppy cadence is throwing off
my more bluesy lovemaking style.
591
00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:42,428
- [DOOR OPENS]
- Oh!
592
00:20:42,463 --> 00:20:43,703
- Aw, geez!
- Dios mio!
593
00:20:43,738 --> 00:20:44,863
Don't you ever knock?!
594
00:20:44,898 --> 00:20:47,806
This is my bedroom!
I can't believe this is happening again!
595
00:20:47,841 --> 00:20:49,095
- Again?
- Oh.
596
00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:50,920
I wish I had gotten arrested!
597
00:20:50,955 --> 00:20:53,167
Mom, where are you?
I made you a Valen...
598
00:20:55,806 --> 00:20:58,691
Okay, what kind of freak show
goes on here when I'm not around?
599
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:03,716
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