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(laughing)
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(facebook notification sound)
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Friend request.
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Do you know another Wes Andrews?
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There could be a million other Wes Andrews.
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Why?
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He friend requested me.
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And did you accept?
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Yeah.
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He doesn't have a profile picture and no mutual friends. Seriously
Wes, you just accept anyone you have like over 2,000 friends.
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Stop!
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I'm right.
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You're a friend hoarder Mr. Facebook.
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I am not!
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4 billion friends!
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I am not a friend hoarder!
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Wes, seriously, you don't have to walk me
to my car.
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Are you sure?
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I'm positive.
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Alright.
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I'll get the door for you.
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Thank you.
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Goodnight.
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Goodnight.
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Courtney?
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Courtney?!
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(ringtone)
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Hello?
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(beeps)
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(ringtone)
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(ringtone)
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Hello?
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Is Courtney there?
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No.
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Who is this?
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Kevin?
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How did you get her number?
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She gave it to me.
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Yeah?
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When?
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Earlier today.
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When earlier today?
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Right after she left your house.
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What the fuck did you just say?
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You posted on her Facebook wall dumbass.
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Go fuck yourself Wes Andrews.
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(ringtone)
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How did you get my number?
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It's on your profile next to your address.
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You just accepted my friend request.
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You're really fucking funny Kevin.
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Changing your profile settings to private won't do
anything. Your status says you have the house to yourself.
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Are you alone?
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Creep.
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(ringtone)
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Look, man, just leave me alone.
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If you keep calling, I'm gonna call the police.
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(laughing)
You're so popular!
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I see you and your girlfriend are tagged in
472 photos together.
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I thought I'd add a few more for you.
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Now that we're Facebook friends and all.
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Seriously Wes you just accepted anyone.
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You've got like over 2,000 friends Mr. Facebook.
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Oh and by the way, this isn't fucking Kevin.
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(LOUD CRASH)
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(alarm sound)
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911 emergency response what
is your emergency?
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Hello?
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(screams)
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Sir?
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Sir?
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Sir?
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Sir wha--
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