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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,242 --> 00:00:04,383 2 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:14,738 3 00:00:18,156 --> 00:00:25,163 4 00:00:25,197 --> 00:00:25,991 5 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,235 This isn't the... 6 00:00:28,269 --> 00:00:30,823 usual kind of a place you'd 7 00:00:30,858 --> 00:00:35,035 expect to... find some action, 8 00:00:35,069 --> 00:00:38,210 but... a friend of mine got 9 00:00:38,245 --> 00:00:42,180 lucky here yesterday, and we 10 00:00:42,214 --> 00:00:45,045 shot-- ooh! 11 00:00:45,079 --> 00:00:46,701 That is more than promising. 12 00:00:46,736 --> 00:00:48,910 We have definitely got a show 13 00:00:48,945 --> 00:00:49,911 going on right here, 14 00:00:49,946 --> 00:00:55,400 so I'm gonna park up. 15 00:00:55,434 --> 00:00:56,504 16 00:00:56,539 --> 00:00:57,505 17 00:00:57,540 --> 00:00:58,541 There are some dodgy 18 00:00:58,575 --> 00:01:04,202 people around. 19 00:01:04,236 --> 00:01:05,203 20 00:01:05,237 --> 00:01:06,825 You can never be too careful 21 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:07,998 these days. 22 00:01:08,033 --> 00:01:08,758 23 00:01:08,792 --> 00:01:10,000 But let's see who we've got in 24 00:01:10,035 --> 00:01:11,657 this car and if they're gonna 25 00:01:11,692 --> 00:01:14,522 give us a show. 26 00:01:14,557 --> 00:01:18,285 27 00:01:18,319 --> 00:01:22,047 Get a look at... ooh! 28 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,773 29 00:01:23,807 --> 00:01:25,257 Hello, you don't mind if I-- 30 00:01:25,292 --> 00:01:25,775 ooh! 31 00:01:25,809 --> 00:01:26,569 All right? 32 00:01:26,603 --> 00:01:27,708 >> Uh, you don't mind 33 00:01:27,742 --> 00:01:28,674 if I film, do you? 34 00:01:28,709 --> 00:01:29,365 35 00:01:29,399 --> 00:01:30,711 I'll just go 'round 36 00:01:30,745 --> 00:01:32,057 to the other side. 37 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,196 Right, they're getting 38 00:01:33,231 --> 00:01:35,716 the window down. 39 00:01:35,750 --> 00:01:40,652 >> Woman: OHH... YEAH... 40 00:01:40,686 --> 00:01:41,929 >> Man in car: ALL RIGHT? 41 00:01:41,963 --> 00:01:43,310 >> Aye, hello, hello. 42 00:01:43,344 --> 00:01:47,762 All right? Oh, that's super. 43 00:01:47,797 --> 00:01:49,074 >> FANCY A FEEL, DO YA? 44 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,213 >> No, I've got 45 00:01:50,248 --> 00:01:52,491 really cold hands. 46 00:01:52,526 --> 00:01:54,286 47 00:01:54,321 --> 00:01:55,115 >> YOU SURE? 48 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:56,771 >> Yes, thanks. 49 00:01:56,806 --> 00:01:58,601 It's absolutely terrific. 50 00:01:58,635 --> 00:01:59,981 >> Man: I DO! 51 00:02:00,016 --> 00:02:01,914 I'LL HAVE A GOOD GO, LIKE. 52 00:02:01,949 --> 00:02:03,502 >> Man in car: ALL RIGHT? 53 00:02:03,537 --> 00:02:04,745 >> Woman, panting: YEAH, YEAH, 54 00:02:04,779 --> 00:02:07,403 YEAH, YEAH... 55 00:02:07,437 --> 00:02:09,129 >> IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH HER. 56 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:10,302 >> She's enjoying that, 57 00:02:10,337 --> 00:02:12,062 isn't she? 58 00:02:12,097 --> 00:02:13,098 You're enjoying that, 59 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:13,788 aren't you? 60 00:02:13,823 --> 00:02:15,583 >> ALL REET, HEY! 61 00:02:15,618 --> 00:02:18,068 >> Man: ALL REET? 62 00:02:18,103 --> 00:02:20,140 ALL REET? 63 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:21,279 >> Woman: OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, 64 00:02:21,313 --> 00:02:22,383 WILL SOMEONE JUST GET ON 65 00:02:22,418 --> 00:02:23,971 WITH IT? 66 00:02:24,005 --> 00:02:28,044 [♪...] 67 00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:20,372 [♪...] 68 00:03:24,687 --> 00:03:25,998 >> Interviewer: EXCUSE ME, MATE. 69 00:03:26,033 --> 00:03:27,448 CAN I ASK YOU A QUICK QUESTION? 70 00:03:27,483 --> 00:03:28,035 >> AYE. 71 00:03:28,069 --> 00:03:30,175 >> DO YOU KNOW WHAT DOGGIN' IS? 72 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,038 >> DOGGIN'? 73 00:03:31,072 --> 00:03:32,177 >> YEAH.>> NO, MATE, I DON'T WANNA 74 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,799 TELL YOU.>> Interviewer: ARE YOU SURE, 75 00:03:33,834 --> 00:03:35,076 MATE? 76 00:03:35,111 --> 00:03:35,905 ...DOGGING. 77 00:03:35,939 --> 00:03:36,871 DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? 78 00:03:36,906 --> 00:03:37,769 >> Man, laughs: NO, THANKS. 79 00:03:37,803 --> 00:03:38,494 >> Interviewer: OH, MATE, 80 00:03:38,528 --> 00:03:39,840 HONESTLY, YOU'D BE PERFECT. 81 00:03:39,874 --> 00:03:41,082 >> Man: I'VE HEARD OF IT... 82 00:03:41,117 --> 00:03:42,429 83 00:03:42,463 --> 00:03:43,395 >> Interviewer: I WAS WONDERING 84 00:03:43,430 --> 00:03:44,741 IF EITHER OF YOU LOVELY LADIES 85 00:03:44,776 --> 00:03:46,433 HAVE HEARD OF "DOGGING"? 86 00:03:46,467 --> 00:03:49,505 >> OH, YES! 87 00:03:49,539 --> 00:03:50,264 >> Interviewer: YOU DON'T 88 00:03:50,299 --> 00:03:51,507 KNOW OF ANYONE WHO'S EVER 89 00:03:51,541 --> 00:03:52,024 BEEN DOGGING? 90 00:03:52,059 --> 00:03:53,405 >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS 91 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,580 EXACTLY... I'VE SEEN IT. 92 00:03:55,614 --> 00:03:58,168 [♪...] 93 00:03:58,203 --> 00:03:59,377 >> Interviewer: SO HAVE YOU EVER 94 00:03:59,411 --> 00:04:01,068 HEARD OF DOGGING? 95 00:04:01,102 --> 00:04:01,724 >> YES. 96 00:04:01,758 --> 00:04:03,070 >> WOULD YOU GO DOGGING WITH ME? 97 00:04:03,104 --> 00:04:04,174 >> Man 2: MY GIRLFRIEND DON'T 98 00:04:04,209 --> 00:04:05,348 KNOW, BUT I'VE BEEN TWICE. 99 00:04:05,383 --> 00:04:06,522 >> Interviewer: HAVE YOU EVER 100 00:04:06,556 --> 00:04:07,247 HEARD OF DOGGING? 101 00:04:07,281 --> 00:04:08,386 102 00:04:08,420 --> 00:04:09,525 >> Interviewer: DO EITHER OF YOU 103 00:04:09,559 --> 00:04:10,664 KNOW WHAT DOGGING IS? 104 00:04:10,698 --> 00:04:12,355 [♪...] 105 00:04:12,390 --> 00:04:14,426 >> DOGGING? I AIN'T GOT A CLUE. 106 00:04:14,461 --> 00:04:17,602 BUT... I AM A RESPECTED MEMBER 107 00:04:17,636 --> 00:04:19,466 OF THE PUBLIC. 108 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:20,639 >> Man 3: I'M INSULTED, MATE. 109 00:04:20,674 --> 00:04:21,882 >> HONESTLY, WHEN YOU'RE TIPPING 110 00:04:21,916 --> 00:04:22,952 HER RIGHT AND YOU LOOK AND 111 00:04:22,986 --> 00:04:24,609 SOMEBODY ELSE IS WATCHING... 112 00:04:24,643 --> 00:04:26,196 WHAT A... WHAT A TURN-ON. 113 00:04:26,231 --> 00:04:27,819 [♪...] 114 00:04:27,853 --> 00:04:28,785 >> Interviewer: DO YOU KNOW 115 00:04:28,820 --> 00:04:29,614 WHAT DOGGING IS? 116 00:04:29,648 --> 00:04:30,615 >> AYE, YOU GET IN THE BACK 117 00:04:30,649 --> 00:04:31,926 OF THE CAR, YOU GIVE HER SOME 118 00:04:31,961 --> 00:04:34,584 OF THAT... SOME OF THAT. 119 00:04:34,619 --> 00:04:37,760 BACK OF THE CAR, LIKE. 120 00:04:37,794 --> 00:04:38,761 YEAH, YOU GET YOURSELF IN 121 00:04:38,795 --> 00:04:40,694 A FUCKIN' TAXI, GO THERE, 122 00:04:40,728 --> 00:04:41,936 TURN LEFT. 123 00:04:41,971 --> 00:04:43,800 OH, THERE YOU ARE, 124 00:04:43,835 --> 00:04:45,630 THERE YOU ARE. 125 00:04:46,251 --> 00:04:49,461 [♪...] 126 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:05,684 127 00:05:08,653 --> 00:05:14,831 128 00:06:10,197 --> 00:06:13,338 129 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:17,031 [DOOR CLOSES] 130 00:07:07,565 --> 00:07:12,535 131 00:07:12,570 --> 00:07:13,225 >> MORNING, MATE. 132 00:07:13,260 --> 00:07:14,986 >> MORNING, MATE. 133 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:16,953 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU TWAT? 134 00:07:16,988 --> 00:07:18,230 >> NOTHING. 135 00:07:18,265 --> 00:07:20,440 >> EH? 136 00:07:23,270 --> 00:07:26,031 "WHAT IS YOUR DIAMETER?" 137 00:07:26,066 --> 00:07:26,722 >> ALL RIGHT... 138 00:07:26,756 --> 00:07:27,723 >> FUCKIN' HELL. 139 00:07:27,757 --> 00:07:28,896 HERE, GET A SMELL OF THAT, 140 00:07:28,931 --> 00:07:29,449 WILL YA? >> AH! 141 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:30,588 >> GET A SMELL 142 00:07:30,622 --> 00:07:31,416 OF THAT. 143 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,555 >> AH, FUCKIN' PRICK. 144 00:07:32,590 --> 00:07:33,625 >> EH, MAN, STRING! 145 00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:34,902 DIAMETER OF YOUR COCK. 146 00:07:34,937 --> 00:07:35,316 USE STRING. 147 00:07:35,351 --> 00:07:37,422 >> THAT'S CIRCUMFERENCE, MATE. 148 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,906 >> YEAH, WELL, DIVIDE BY PI. 149 00:07:38,941 --> 00:07:40,494 DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL? 150 00:07:40,529 --> 00:07:41,771 >> YEAH, I WAS THERE 151 00:07:41,806 --> 00:07:44,464 MORE THAN YOU. 152 00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:45,326 >> "A-STAR" IN MATHS. 153 00:07:45,361 --> 00:07:48,398 DIDN'T EVEN REVISE. 154 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,650 ARE YOU USING MY CREDIT CARD 155 00:07:58,685 --> 00:08:00,341 AGAIN, EH? 156 00:08:00,376 --> 00:08:01,619 >> YEAH. 157 00:08:01,653 --> 00:08:05,312 >> HMM, O.K., O.K. 158 00:08:05,346 --> 00:08:06,140 [IMITATING HIM] "ROB, PLEASE 159 00:08:06,175 --> 00:08:08,177 CAN YOU SORT IT OUT, PLEASE? 160 00:08:08,211 --> 00:08:09,005 I HAVEN'T GOT NOWT." 161 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:11,180 >> PAY YOU BACK, DON'T WORRY. 162 00:08:11,214 --> 00:08:11,698 >> WHAT? 163 00:08:11,732 --> 00:08:13,147 >> I SAID I'D PAY YOU BACK. 164 00:08:13,182 --> 00:08:15,184 >> ALL RIGHT, WHEN? 165 00:08:15,218 --> 00:08:16,357 >> SIGNING ON TODAY, MATE. 166 00:08:16,392 --> 00:08:20,430 I'M GONNA BE LOADED. 167 00:08:20,465 --> 00:08:21,293 >> "EAST OF ENGLAND 168 00:08:21,328 --> 00:08:23,433 EIGHT INCHES." 169 00:08:23,468 --> 00:08:24,538 >> IT'S GOOD, INNIT? 170 00:08:24,573 --> 00:08:26,609 >> NOT REALLY. 171 00:08:26,644 --> 00:08:27,852 >> ALLITERATION, MATE. 172 00:08:27,886 --> 00:08:28,680 >> ALLITERATION? 173 00:08:28,715 --> 00:08:29,992 "I'M A JOURNALIST. 174 00:08:30,026 --> 00:08:31,200 ALLITERATION." 175 00:08:31,234 --> 00:08:33,305 YEAH, TANYA'S AWAY, EH? 176 00:08:33,340 --> 00:08:33,823 >> YEAH. >> SO? 177 00:08:33,858 --> 00:08:35,031 ARE YOU GONNA MEET UP WITH HER 178 00:08:35,066 --> 00:08:36,377 OR YOU JUST GOING TO EXCHANGE 179 00:08:36,412 --> 00:08:37,517 MEASUREMENTS?MOVE ALONG, I'LL SHOW YOU 180 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:38,000 HOW IT'S DONE. 181 00:08:38,034 --> 00:08:38,690 >> YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, MATE. 182 00:08:38,725 --> 00:08:39,657 >> MOVE ALONG, I'LL SHOW YOU 183 00:08:39,691 --> 00:08:40,692 HOW IT'S DONE.>> YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, MATE. 184 00:08:40,727 --> 00:08:41,797 >> MOVE ALONG, I'LL SHOW YOU 185 00:08:41,831 --> 00:08:42,349 HOW IT'S DONE. 186 00:08:42,383 --> 00:08:42,970 >> IT'S O.K., MATE. 187 00:08:43,005 --> 00:08:43,937 >> MOVE ALONG, I'LL SHOW YOU 188 00:08:43,971 --> 00:08:45,352 HOW IT'S DONE. 189 00:08:45,386 --> 00:08:46,629 YOU'VE GOTTA PLAY WITH 'EM 190 00:08:46,664 --> 00:08:47,457 A BIT, MAN. 191 00:08:47,492 --> 00:08:48,562 YOU'VE GOT TO GET HER 192 00:08:48,597 --> 00:08:49,459 INTERESTED. 193 00:08:49,494 --> 00:08:50,115 ASK HER. 194 00:08:50,150 --> 00:08:52,324 >> I DON'T WANT THIS, MATE. 195 00:08:52,359 --> 00:08:54,913 >> "MEET UP AND FIND OUT" 196 00:08:54,948 --> 00:08:55,638 THAT'S ALL YOU GOTTA DO. 197 00:08:55,673 --> 00:08:57,088 >> NO, I DON'T WANT TO WRITE 198 00:08:57,122 --> 00:08:58,538 THAT, MATE.>> OH, YOU DON'T WANT TO SEND 199 00:08:58,572 --> 00:08:59,539 IT? DO YOU NOT? DEFINITELY? 200 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:00,470 DEFINITELY DON'T WANT ME 201 00:09:00,505 --> 00:09:01,023 TO SEND IT? 202 00:09:01,057 --> 00:09:02,196 WELL, I'VE SENT IT, YEAH. 203 00:09:02,231 --> 00:09:03,197 SO, WHAT ARE YOU GOING 204 00:09:03,232 --> 00:09:04,060 TO DO ABOUT IT? 205 00:09:04,095 --> 00:09:04,682 >> FUCK OFF, MATE. 206 00:09:04,716 --> 00:09:05,890 >> MATE, SEE WHAT SHE SENDS 207 00:09:05,924 --> 00:09:06,338 BACK, MAN. 208 00:09:06,373 --> 00:09:07,512 SHE MIGHT BE A DIRTY COW. 209 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,238 >> Dad, outside the door: LAURA! 210 00:09:09,272 --> 00:09:11,240 LAURA! 211 00:09:11,274 --> 00:09:12,552 HAVE YOU SEEN MY CAR KEYS? 212 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:13,725 >> THEY'RE BY THE PHONE. 213 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:14,484 >> ARE YOU SURE? 214 00:09:14,519 --> 00:09:15,347 I'VE LOOKED. 215 00:09:15,382 --> 00:09:16,417 >> AYE, THEY'RE THERE. 216 00:09:16,452 --> 00:09:17,418 DAD... >> WHAT? 217 00:09:17,453 --> 00:09:21,215 >> THAT TIE IS MINGIN'. 218 00:09:24,529 --> 00:09:26,704 >> AYE, YOU'RE RIGHT, PET. 219 00:09:26,738 --> 00:09:30,397 WHAT WOULD I DO, EH? 220 00:09:30,431 --> 00:09:33,158 [DOOR CLOSES] 221 00:09:37,473 --> 00:09:39,337 >> MATE, CAN YOU FUCK OFF? 222 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:40,856 >> AH, AWAY, MAN, WHAT YOU BEIN' 223 00:09:40,890 --> 00:09:41,511 LIKE THAT FOR? 224 00:09:41,546 --> 00:09:42,858 YOU IN A MOOD? >> NO. 225 00:09:42,892 --> 00:09:43,790 >> ARE YOU IN A MOOD? 226 00:09:43,824 --> 00:09:45,205 WHAT ARE YOU IN A MOOD FOR? 227 00:09:45,239 --> 00:09:45,895 >> MATE, GET OFF ME. 228 00:09:45,930 --> 00:09:47,448 >> EVEN WHEN TANYA'S AWAY, MAN? 229 00:09:47,483 --> 00:09:48,242 >> YEAH, SO WHAT? 230 00:09:48,277 --> 00:09:49,381 >> WHEN SHE'S NOT FUCKING YOU 231 00:09:49,416 --> 00:09:50,210 ANYWAY? 232 00:09:50,244 --> 00:09:51,591 >> WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW 233 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:52,074 ABOUT IT, MATE? 234 00:09:52,108 --> 00:09:52,937 >> IS SHE FUCKING YOU? 235 00:09:52,971 --> 00:09:53,558 >> YEAH, SHE IS. 236 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:54,421 >> AND AFTER FOUR-- FOUR YEARS-- 237 00:09:54,455 --> 00:09:55,456 WITH THE SAME LASS, WELL, MAYBE 238 00:09:55,491 --> 00:09:57,010 IT'S TIME TO CALL IT A DAY. 239 00:09:57,044 --> 00:09:57,631 DO YOU EVER THINK? 240 00:09:57,666 --> 00:09:58,390 >> YEAH, ALL RIGHT, LOOK, 241 00:09:58,425 --> 00:09:59,806 CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP? 242 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:00,530 >> WHAT ARE YOU 243 00:10:00,565 --> 00:10:01,083 IN A CHATROOM FOR? 244 00:10:01,117 --> 00:10:02,084 >> DOING A BIT OF RESEARCH, 245 00:10:02,118 --> 00:10:02,602 AREN'T I? 246 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:03,810 >> RESEARCH-- WHAT-- ON WANKING? 247 00:10:03,844 --> 00:10:05,535 >> YEAH.>> WELL, YOU'RE DOING VERY WELL, 248 00:10:05,570 --> 00:10:06,053 MATE, COME HERE. 249 00:10:06,088 --> 00:10:08,262 LET ME SORT IT OUT. 250 00:10:19,446 --> 00:10:20,378 >> Rob, arguing: WHAT, ME? 251 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:20,965 ME, CLEAN THE HOUSE? 252 00:10:20,999 --> 00:10:21,931 WHAT, DO YOU WANT TO LIVE 253 00:10:21,966 --> 00:10:23,484 ON THE STREETS, LIKE?WHAT, FAIR ENOUGH IT'S A SHOW 254 00:10:23,519 --> 00:10:24,589 FLAT, BUT HOW'RE YOU GONNA DO 255 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,004 BETTER THAN THAT?>> Dan: IT'S A FUCKING 256 00:10:26,039 --> 00:10:27,281 SHOW FLAT!>> AND IF I TAKE YOUR DOLE 257 00:10:27,316 --> 00:10:28,420 MONEY... DO YOU WANT TO LIVE 258 00:10:28,455 --> 00:10:29,076 WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND? 259 00:10:29,111 --> 00:10:30,077 EH, DO YOU WANT TO GO LIVE 260 00:10:30,112 --> 00:10:30,837 WITH TANYA THE TASTY? EH? 261 00:10:30,871 --> 00:10:31,941 WHY DON'T YOU GO LIVE 262 00:10:31,976 --> 00:10:32,459 WITH NA-NA-NA? 263 00:10:32,493 --> 00:10:34,806 >> BOYS... 264 00:10:34,841 --> 00:10:36,152 >> HELLO, DARLING. 265 00:10:36,187 --> 00:10:37,222 >> HELLO. 266 00:10:37,257 --> 00:10:40,674 [BOTH MOAN, KISSING] 267 00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:42,469 >> I'VE GOT TO GO GET THE KIDS. 268 00:10:42,503 --> 00:10:47,647 >> ALL RIGHT. 269 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,821 [ROB WOLF-WHISTLES] 270 00:10:54,550 --> 00:10:59,659 [ROB BEATBOXING...] 271 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,108 >> Dan, rapping:♪ I'M DRIVING IN YOUR COUPA ♪ 272 00:11:01,143 --> 00:11:02,523 ♪ YOU THINK YOU'RE FLOW, COV 273 00:11:02,558 --> 00:11:03,490 ♪ I GOT THE RHYMES, 274 00:11:03,524 --> 00:11:05,043 YOU GOT THE BEATS, YEAH ♪ 275 00:11:05,078 --> 00:11:06,666 ♪ I'LL SCRATCH YOUR BACK 276 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,012 ♪ BRING IT ON TACK 277 00:11:08,046 --> 00:11:09,254 ♪ LET'S GO AND GET 278 00:11:09,289 --> 00:11:10,462 A LITTLE BIT OF BIG MAC ♪ 279 00:11:10,497 --> 00:11:12,361 ♪ HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF BURGER 280 00:11:12,395 --> 00:11:13,603 ♪ I'LL TAKE YOU OUT 281 00:11:13,638 --> 00:11:14,674 ♪ YOU WANNA HAVE A BIT 282 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:15,502 OF FUR BURGER 283 00:11:15,536 --> 00:11:16,814 'CAUSE YOU IS A BATTY, 284 00:11:16,848 --> 00:11:17,538 BATTY BOY ♪ 285 00:11:17,573 --> 00:11:18,298 ♪ I'LL TAKE YOU OUTSIDE 286 00:11:18,332 --> 00:11:19,540 AND I'LL GIVE YOU A SEX TOY ♪ 287 00:11:19,575 --> 00:11:20,507 >> ♪ RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT, 288 00:11:20,541 --> 00:11:21,335 LEMME, GIMME THE MIKE ♪ 289 00:11:21,370 --> 00:11:22,129 ♪ LEMME JUST TELL HIM 290 00:11:22,164 --> 00:11:22,647 WHAT IT'S LIKE ♪ 291 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:23,717 ♪ HE'S LIKE A LITTLE POOF 292 00:11:23,752 --> 00:11:24,545 AND I FUCKING HATE HIM ♪ 293 00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:26,030 ♪ IT'S LIKE HE'S ON A BIKE 294 00:11:26,064 --> 00:11:26,547 RIDING AROUND 295 00:11:26,582 --> 00:11:28,342 GIVING EVERYBODY THE SOUND ♪ 296 00:11:28,377 --> 00:11:28,998 ♪ WHAT'S GOING ON 297 00:11:29,033 --> 00:11:30,551 ♪ WE'RE GOING UNDERGROUND 298 00:11:30,586 --> 00:11:31,656 ♪ THIS IS M.C. ROB 299 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,002 WITH HIS 10-FOOT SCHLONG 300 00:11:33,037 --> 00:11:33,796 COMING ALONG ♪ 301 00:11:33,831 --> 00:11:34,555 ♪ JUST IN A MINI COUPA 302 00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:35,798 ♪ I'VE JUST HAD A BONG 303 00:11:35,833 --> 00:11:37,179 ♪ I'M JUST OUT OF MY FACE 304 00:11:37,213 --> 00:11:38,214 ♪ IT AIN'T NO DISGRACE 305 00:11:38,249 --> 00:11:39,457 ♪ JUST WALKIN' AROUND HERE 306 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:40,285 LIKE I'M IN AMSTERDAM 307 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:41,355 OR SOME OTHER PLACE. ♪ 308 00:11:41,390 --> 00:11:42,494 >> [LAUGHING] 309 00:11:42,529 --> 00:11:44,048 >> ALL REET, ME AND YOU 310 00:11:44,082 --> 00:11:45,463 ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH. 311 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:46,326 NO, BUT SERIOUSLY, MAN, 312 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:47,914 DIVORCEES ARE THE FUTURE, MAN. 313 00:11:47,948 --> 00:11:48,880 THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL, YOU KNOW, 314 00:11:48,915 --> 00:11:49,743 'CAUSE THE HUSBAND GOES, THEY 315 00:11:49,778 --> 00:11:51,365 NEED TO SELL THE HOUSE, AND WHO 316 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:52,850 DO THEY CALL? 317 00:11:52,884 --> 00:11:53,816 MOI. 318 00:11:53,851 --> 00:11:54,714 I TELL YOU WHAT, MAN, 319 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:55,887 I LOVE BEING A FUCKIN' ESTATE 320 00:11:55,922 --> 00:11:57,578 AGENT, I TELL YOU, LAD. 321 00:11:57,613 --> 00:11:58,890 IT WAS A FOUR-BEDROOM HOUSE AND 322 00:11:58,925 --> 00:12:00,823 WE DID IT IN EACH ONE, INCLUDING 323 00:12:00,858 --> 00:12:02,756 THE DUAL MASTER BEDROOM 324 00:12:02,791 --> 00:12:05,034 ON THE EX-MARITAL BED. 325 00:12:05,069 --> 00:12:06,518 >> [LAUGHS] 326 00:12:06,553 --> 00:12:07,865 >> AND THEN, 327 00:12:07,899 --> 00:12:11,316 SHE TOOK US DOGGIN'. 328 00:12:11,351 --> 00:12:12,076 >> FUCK OFF. 329 00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:13,180 >> MATE, IT HAPPENED EXACTLY 330 00:12:13,215 --> 00:12:15,562 WHERE YOU'RE SITTING NOW. 331 00:12:15,596 --> 00:12:17,115 SEE, THIS ISN'T FUCKING BEING 332 00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:17,771 A JOURNALIST, MAN. 333 00:12:17,806 --> 00:12:18,876 WHAT DO THE BEST FUCKIN' 334 00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:19,669 JOURNALISTS DO? 335 00:12:19,704 --> 00:12:20,601 THEY FUCKING TRY IT, 336 00:12:20,636 --> 00:12:21,602 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 337 00:12:21,637 --> 00:12:22,742 STOP BEING A FUCKING POOF! 338 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:25,365 FUCKIN' DO IT NOW... SOON. 339 00:12:25,399 --> 00:12:26,538 >> TO BE HONEST, MATE, IT'S NOT 340 00:12:26,573 --> 00:12:27,850 MY IDEA OF A GOOD NIGHT, GOING 341 00:12:27,885 --> 00:12:29,438 AND FUCKING SOME GIRL WITH 342 00:12:29,472 --> 00:12:31,578 A HAIRY ARSE AND A CLUB FOOT. 343 00:12:31,612 --> 00:12:33,753 I LIKE GIRLS WHO'VE GOT... 344 00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:34,546 TEETH. 345 00:12:34,581 --> 00:12:35,202 >> SO, AWAY, THEN. 346 00:12:35,237 --> 00:12:36,721 YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING JOURNALIST, 347 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:37,101 MAN. 348 00:12:37,135 --> 00:12:37,860 WHAT'S YOUR STORY, EH? 349 00:12:37,895 --> 00:12:38,688 WHAT'S YOUR HEADLINE? 350 00:12:38,723 --> 00:12:39,689 WHAT'S DIFFERENT? 351 00:12:39,724 --> 00:12:40,276 WHAT'S YOUR SCOOP? 352 00:12:40,311 --> 00:12:42,140 WHERE'S YOUR FUCKIN' ANGLE? 353 00:12:42,175 --> 00:12:46,213 COME ON, YOU TWAT. 354 00:12:46,248 --> 00:12:46,973 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 355 00:12:47,007 --> 00:12:47,801 >> GOT TO CALL TANYA. 356 00:12:47,836 --> 00:12:48,768 >> MAN, GET OVER IT, 357 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:49,734 YOU LITTLE POOF. 358 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,253 SHE'S ON A BUSINESS TRIP. 359 00:12:51,287 --> 00:12:52,530 SHE'S PROBABLY GOT A BIG FUCKING 360 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,256 CHUBBY IN HER MOUTH NOW. 361 00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:57,707 >> SHUT UP.[MUZAK ON CAR RADIO PLAYS...] 362 00:12:57,742 --> 00:13:02,436 [CELL PHONE RINGS...] 363 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:19,177 [CELL PHONE CONTINUES RINGING] 364 00:13:24,631 --> 00:13:25,459 [CLICK, RINGING STOPS] 365 00:13:25,494 --> 00:13:28,359 [MUZAK CONTINUES...] 366 00:13:28,393 --> 00:13:29,809 [TANYA'S SEAT BELT CLICKS] 367 00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:30,740 >> Tanya: I'VE NEVER BEEN ON 368 00:13:30,775 --> 00:13:32,432 A BUSINESS TRIP BEFORE. 369 00:13:32,466 --> 00:13:35,884 IT'S DEAD EXCITING. 370 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:41,613 IT'S NOT... TOO... 371 00:13:41,648 --> 00:13:42,822 SHORT, IS IT? 372 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:47,102 [♪...] 373 00:13:47,136 --> 00:13:48,448 >> Rob: WHO OWNS THE ROAD, MATE? 374 00:13:48,482 --> 00:13:50,001 I OWN THE ROAD. 375 00:13:50,036 --> 00:13:52,624 I OWN THE ROAD. 376 00:13:52,659 --> 00:13:53,867 MY NAME'S ROB AND 377 00:13:53,902 --> 00:13:55,593 I OWN THE ROAD. [LAUGHS] 378 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:56,870 >> Dan: WILL YOU FUCKING KEEP ON 379 00:13:56,905 --> 00:13:58,527 THE FUCKING ROAD? 380 00:13:58,561 --> 00:14:00,011 >> ALL RIGHT, MULLAH! 381 00:14:00,046 --> 00:14:01,875 SOUND AS OWT, AREN'T YOU? 382 00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:06,604 [LAUGHS] TWAT! 383 00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:07,639 >> CAN I GET OUT AND WALK, MATE? 384 00:14:07,674 --> 00:14:08,778 >> NO, YOU CAN'T, MATE. 385 00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:09,676 IT'S ONLY AROUND THE CORNER. 386 00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:10,711 DON'T BE LIKE THAT, 387 00:14:10,746 --> 00:14:11,643 DON'T BE LIKE THAT. 388 00:14:11,678 --> 00:14:13,507 [HONKS HORN REPEATEDLY] 389 00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:14,646 >> SO, WHAT, YOU JUST TURN UP, 390 00:14:14,681 --> 00:14:15,855 YEAH, FLASH YOUR LIGHTS, 391 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,304 IS THAT IT? 392 00:14:17,339 --> 00:14:17,995 >> WHAT? 393 00:14:18,029 --> 00:14:18,858 >> DOGGING. 394 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:19,686 >> AYE, BASICALLY. 395 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,309 AH, BUT NOT YOUR TAIL LIGHTS. 396 00:14:22,344 --> 00:14:23,655 >> WHY? 397 00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:24,242 >> WHY? 398 00:14:24,277 --> 00:14:25,623 ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING? 399 00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:26,796 >> NO... YOU? 400 00:14:26,831 --> 00:14:28,868 >> [MOCKING] "NO... YOU?" 401 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:29,420 >> NO, SHUT UP. 402 00:14:29,454 --> 00:14:30,455 >> TAIL LIGHTS ARE STRICTLY 403 00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:31,905 FOR THE BACK DOOR BOYS. 404 00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:33,320 >> ALL RIGHT, I'LL MAKE A NOTE. 405 00:14:33,355 --> 00:14:34,494 >> EH? IF YOU'RE A POOF, 406 00:14:34,528 --> 00:14:35,564 GET YOUR TAIL LIGHTS GOIN'. 407 00:14:35,598 --> 00:14:36,841 FLASHING YOUR INSIDE LIGHTS IS 408 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,878 AN INVITE TO SPECTATE, YEAH? 409 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:39,879 WINDOW ROLLED DOWN... 410 00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,432 >> WHOA, WHOA-- INTERIOR LIGHTS? 411 00:14:41,466 --> 00:14:42,847 I THOUGHT IT WAS HEADLIGHTS. 412 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,366 >> WINDOW ROLLED DOWN SAYS, 413 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,851 "HELLO, CARE TO JOIN IN?" 414 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,577 >> LITTLE BIT COMPLICATED, 415 00:14:48,611 --> 00:14:48,922 INNIT? 416 00:14:48,957 --> 00:14:50,061 >> YOU'LL GET THE HANG 417 00:14:50,096 --> 00:14:51,373 OF IT, MAN.>> WELL, I WON'T 'CAUSE I'M NOT 418 00:14:51,407 --> 00:14:52,167 COMIN' DOGGIN' WITH YOU. 419 00:14:52,201 --> 00:14:53,513 >> AH, BUT YOU GET TO HAVE SEX 420 00:14:53,547 --> 00:14:55,066 WITH THIS FANNY, RIGHT?AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO BUY 421 00:14:55,101 --> 00:14:56,067 A DRINK FIRST, SO IT'S PERFECT 422 00:14:56,102 --> 00:14:57,862 FOR YOU, 'CAUSE YOU HAVEN'T GOT 423 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,899 A POT TO PISS IN. [LAUGHS] 424 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,279 HAVE YOU, LAD? 425 00:15:01,314 --> 00:15:01,935 [TO OTHER DRIVER]: 426 00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:03,488 EH, GO ON, YOU TWAT. 427 00:15:03,523 --> 00:15:04,110 >> WHEN DID EVERY FUCKER 428 00:15:04,144 --> 00:15:05,766 IN NEWCASTLE TURN INTO A TWAT, 429 00:15:05,801 --> 00:15:06,353 ROBBIE? 430 00:15:06,388 --> 00:15:06,940 >> OH, SHUT UP, DAN. 431 00:15:06,975 --> 00:15:08,769 YOU DIDN'T EVEN GROW UP HERE. 432 00:15:08,804 --> 00:15:10,357 IT'S ALWAYS BEEN FULL OF TWATS. 433 00:15:10,392 --> 00:15:11,669 TWAT! >> HELLO! 434 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,741 >> YOU DAFT TWAT. 435 00:15:14,775 --> 00:15:15,845 >> JUST DROP US HERE, I'M GONNA 436 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:16,743 GET SOME INTERVIEWS ON THE WAY. 437 00:15:16,777 --> 00:15:19,090 >> WHY DON'T YOU INTERVIEW ME? 438 00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:19,919 >> ALL RIGHT. 439 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:20,954 >> OH, YOU WILL? 440 00:15:20,989 --> 00:15:21,921 ALL RIGHT? 441 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:22,956 >> O.K.? 442 00:15:22,991 --> 00:15:23,577 HAPPY WITH YOUR HAIR? 443 00:15:23,612 --> 00:15:24,716 >> YOU HAVE TO, YOU HAVE TO SEND 444 00:15:24,751 --> 00:15:26,097 THIS OFF TO B.B.C. OR SOMETHING? 445 00:15:26,132 --> 00:15:27,409 >> YEAH, I WILL, DON'T WORRY. 446 00:15:27,443 --> 00:15:30,032 UM, O.K., SO, ROB. 447 00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:30,791 >> YEAH? 448 00:15:30,826 --> 00:15:35,382 >> WHY DO YOU GO DOGGING? 449 00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:38,592 >> UM... 450 00:15:38,627 --> 00:15:39,731 >> Dan: HAVE EITHER OF YOU HEARD 451 00:15:39,766 --> 00:15:40,767 OF DOGGING AT ALL? 452 00:15:40,801 --> 00:15:41,941 >> YES, I HAVE. >> AYE. 453 00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:42,803 >> Dan: YOU HAVE? 454 00:15:42,838 --> 00:15:44,391 AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT? 455 00:15:44,426 --> 00:15:45,806 >> IT'S WHEN YOU GET 456 00:15:45,841 --> 00:15:46,531 IN A CAR, INNIT? 457 00:15:46,566 --> 00:15:47,774 AND START HAVING SEX 458 00:15:47,808 --> 00:15:48,948 WITH RANDOMERS? 459 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,294 >> [CHUCKLES] 460 00:15:50,328 --> 00:15:51,088 TO BE HONEST, I THOUGHT 461 00:15:51,122 --> 00:15:52,158 DOGGING AT FIRST WAS WHEN 462 00:15:52,192 --> 00:15:53,883 YOU HAD SEX WITH DOGS, LIKE, 463 00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:55,437 TO BE HONEST. >> NO. 464 00:15:55,471 --> 00:15:57,163 >> SO THIS, SO THIS IS FOR YOU 465 00:15:57,197 --> 00:15:58,267 TO WRITE SOMETHING? 466 00:15:58,302 --> 00:15:59,751 >> YEAH, I'M JUST TRYING 467 00:15:59,786 --> 00:16:00,235 TO FIND OUT-- 468 00:16:00,269 --> 00:16:01,167 >> SO THIS ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE. 469 00:16:01,201 --> 00:16:02,375 >> NO, IT'S NOT ON TELLY 470 00:16:02,409 --> 00:16:02,789 OR ANYTHING. 471 00:16:02,823 --> 00:16:03,963 >> ALL RIGHT, SO I'M NOT GONNA 472 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,171 GET ANY PHONE CALLS FROM ANY 473 00:16:05,205 --> 00:16:05,826 BIRDS? 474 00:16:05,861 --> 00:16:06,758 >> PROBABLY NOT, NO. 475 00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:07,449 >> NO LETTERS? 476 00:16:07,483 --> 00:16:08,588 >> NO, I WOULDN'T WORRY 477 00:16:08,622 --> 00:16:09,796 ABOUT IT. >> HMM. 478 00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:12,281 YOU TRYING TO LOOK AT MY CHUCKY? 479 00:16:12,316 --> 00:16:12,972 [DAN LAUGHS] 480 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,490 YOU'RE TRYING TO LOOK AT MY 481 00:16:14,525 --> 00:16:14,974 CHUCKY! 482 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,976 >> DOGGIN' IS DOGGIE-STYLE. 483 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:17,459 >> NO, IT'S NOT! 484 00:16:17,493 --> 00:16:18,770 IT'S WHEN YOU'RE IN A CAR AND 485 00:16:18,805 --> 00:16:20,427 SOMEONE STARTS TRYING TO HAVE 486 00:16:20,462 --> 00:16:21,808 A GO WITH YA... 487 00:16:21,842 --> 00:16:22,498 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 488 00:16:22,533 --> 00:16:24,638 >> DOGGING IS DOGGIE-STYLE, WHEN 489 00:16:24,673 --> 00:16:26,433 YOU HANG OUT THE BACK OF THEM. 490 00:16:26,468 --> 00:16:27,331 >> OH, WHEN YOU HANG OUT 491 00:16:27,365 --> 00:16:28,090 THE BACK OF THE CAR? 492 00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:28,849 >> NO, WHEN YOU HANG OUT 493 00:16:28,884 --> 00:16:30,644 THE BACK OF EITHER A MALE 494 00:16:30,679 --> 00:16:32,301 OR FEMALE, LIKE. 495 00:16:32,336 --> 00:16:33,820 >> Dan: AND WOULD YOU EVER GO, 496 00:16:33,854 --> 00:16:34,372 EITHER OF YOU? 497 00:16:34,407 --> 00:16:35,615 >> WAY-AYE-- NOT WITH HIM, LIKE. 498 00:16:35,649 --> 00:16:36,996 >> Dan: OBVIOUSLY NOT TOGETHER 499 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:37,962 AS A PARTNERSHIP. 500 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,136 >> AYE, I WOULD. 501 00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:40,861 >> NO! WHAT, ARE YOU GAY? 502 00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:41,172 >> NO. 503 00:16:41,207 --> 00:16:42,001 >> NO, EXACTLY. 504 00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:42,863 IT'S JUST FOR MEN? 505 00:16:42,898 --> 00:16:44,037 >> NO, IT'S NOT, YOU DAFT ONE. 506 00:16:44,072 --> 00:16:45,590 >> I DON'T WANT TO DO IT, LIKE. 507 00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:46,453 >> IF YOU WATCH PORN... 508 00:16:46,488 --> 00:16:47,351 >> NINE-INCH CHUCKY. 509 00:16:47,385 --> 00:16:48,145 >> Dan: VERY PLEASED 510 00:16:48,179 --> 00:16:48,938 FOR YOU, ROB. 511 00:16:48,973 --> 00:16:49,836 >> NO, WAIT. 512 00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:50,664 >> I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER. 513 00:16:50,699 --> 00:16:51,769 >> SO, YOU GET YOUR CHUCKY OUT. 514 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:52,770 WHY WOULD I BE BOTHERED ABOUT 515 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:53,564 PEOPLE WATCHING ME SLAPPING MY 516 00:16:53,598 --> 00:16:54,806 BIG FAT CHUCKY INTO OUR LASS'S 517 00:16:54,841 --> 00:16:56,222 BENDY FAT BLURT? 518 00:16:56,256 --> 00:16:59,156 WELL, IT'S NOT THAT FAT. 519 00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:02,021 IT'S CANNY NICE. [CHUCKLES] 520 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:02,607 >> UM... 521 00:17:02,642 --> 00:17:03,712 >> MAKE SURE YOU DON'T 522 00:17:03,746 --> 00:17:04,299 SHOW THIS. 523 00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:05,231 SORRY, SARAH. 524 00:17:05,265 --> 00:17:05,990 >> NO, I PROBABLY... 525 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:06,577 >> SORRY, DARLING. 526 00:17:06,611 --> 00:17:07,647 >> PROBABLY SHOULDN'T LET SARAH 527 00:17:07,681 --> 00:17:08,234 SEE THIS, SHOULD I? 528 00:17:08,268 --> 00:17:09,200 >> IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS, 529 00:17:09,235 --> 00:17:11,720 SARAH, I'M SORRY. 530 00:17:11,754 --> 00:17:12,893 >> Man: JAMES, IT SAYS HERE THAT 531 00:17:12,928 --> 00:17:14,033 YOU'VE NOT BEEN ATTENDING 532 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:14,723 JOBCLUB. 533 00:17:14,757 --> 00:17:16,000 >> I DON'T WANT TO GO 534 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:16,690 TO JOBCLUB. 535 00:17:16,725 --> 00:17:18,002 >> WHY IS THAT?>> 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO GO 536 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:18,865 TO JOBCLUB. 537 00:17:18,899 --> 00:17:19,969 >> JAMES, IN YOUR PARTICULAR 538 00:17:20,004 --> 00:17:20,832 CASE, AS A MEMBER OF 539 00:17:20,867 --> 00:17:22,075 THE LONG-TERM UNEMPLOYED, 540 00:17:22,110 --> 00:17:23,387 THE CONTINUATION OF YOUR BENEFIT 541 00:17:23,421 --> 00:17:24,905 IS DEPENDENT UPON YOU CONTINUING 542 00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:25,596 TO GO TO JOBCLUB. 543 00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:26,804 >> NOT EVERYONE HAS TO GO 544 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:27,667 TO JOBCLUB. 545 00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:28,875 >> YOU HAVE TO ATTEND JOBCLUB 546 00:17:28,909 --> 00:17:29,807 FOR 13 WEEKS AND AFTER THAT 547 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:30,877 PERIOD OF TIME, IF YOU'VE GOT 548 00:17:30,911 --> 00:17:32,223 A JOB, THEN OBVIOUSLY JOBCLUB 549 00:17:32,258 --> 00:17:32,913 STOPS. 550 00:17:32,948 --> 00:17:33,845 BUT IF YOU'VE MANAGED TO FIND 551 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,226 WORK OF YOUR OWN, IF YOU'VE SET 552 00:17:35,261 --> 00:17:36,503 UP YOUR OWN BUSINESS, THEN WE 553 00:17:36,538 --> 00:17:37,918 CAN OFFER YOU A GRANT TOWARDS 554 00:17:37,953 --> 00:17:38,919 ANY CAPITAL EQUIPMENT... 555 00:17:38,954 --> 00:17:40,093 >> WHAT, ANY? 556 00:17:40,128 --> 00:17:41,370 IT'S FREE CASH THEN, IS IT? 557 00:17:41,405 --> 00:17:42,647 >> IT'S NOT FREE CASH. 558 00:17:42,682 --> 00:17:43,924 IF YOU BUY, IF YOU PURCHASE 559 00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:45,202 EQUIPMENT WHICH HELPS YOU... 560 00:17:45,236 --> 00:17:46,927 >> CAN I GET A NEW PHONE? 561 00:17:46,962 --> 00:17:47,549 >> YES, IF YOU-- 562 00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:48,757 >> ANY PHONE I WANTED? 563 00:17:48,791 --> 00:17:50,069 >> WE WOULD GIVE A PROPORTION OF 564 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,036 THE MONEY NEEDED FOR THAT PHONE, 565 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,417 YES, BUT YOU'VE NOT BEEN 566 00:17:53,451 --> 00:17:54,245 ACTIVELY SEEKING-- 567 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,591 >> I HAVE BEEN ACTIVE. 568 00:17:55,626 --> 00:17:56,868 >> WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING? 569 00:17:56,903 --> 00:17:58,525 >> UH, PLANNING FOR MY BUSINESS. 570 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,838 >> AND WHAT BUSINESS IS THAT? 571 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:03,427 >> IT'S LIKE, UH... 572 00:18:03,461 --> 00:18:06,326 A PIMPING BUSINESS. 573 00:18:06,361 --> 00:18:07,672 >> PIMP? 574 00:18:07,707 --> 00:18:08,708 >> YEAH, WELL, BASICALLY, 575 00:18:08,742 --> 00:18:10,537 RIGHT... I GO 'ROUND, GET THESE 576 00:18:10,572 --> 00:18:13,402 GIRLS LIKE... GO TO SEE AMY, 577 00:18:13,437 --> 00:18:16,543 DONNA, EMMA, GEMMA, DEE... 578 00:18:16,578 --> 00:18:19,201 >> Man: EXCUSE ME... 579 00:18:19,236 --> 00:18:23,032 IS THAT RIGHT? 580 00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:25,311 >> YES, THAT GOES FIRST. 581 00:18:25,345 --> 00:18:26,035 >> TA. 582 00:18:26,070 --> 00:18:28,314 >> YOU ALL RIGHT, MATE? 583 00:18:28,348 --> 00:18:29,901 I'M NOT BEING FUNNY, MR. DOLL. 584 00:18:29,936 --> 00:18:31,386 BUT HOW AM I GONNA LOOK AFTER 585 00:18:31,420 --> 00:18:33,077 MY BUSINESS IF I'M AT JOBCLUB 586 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,458 CLEANING TOILETS AND PICKING UP 587 00:18:34,492 --> 00:18:35,562 LEAVES, DO YOU KNOW WHAT 588 00:18:35,597 --> 00:18:36,770 I MEAN? 589 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:44,433 [OFFICE PHONE RINGS] 590 00:18:44,468 --> 00:18:45,054 EXCUSE ME... 591 00:18:45,089 --> 00:18:46,297 >> Mr. Doll: O.K., COME ON. 592 00:18:46,332 --> 00:18:47,160 >> Jim: I WAS JUST WONDERING... 593 00:18:47,195 --> 00:18:48,334 I SPOTTED YOU FROM OVER THERE, 594 00:18:48,368 --> 00:18:49,473 LIKE, AND I WAS WONDERING IF 595 00:18:49,507 --> 00:18:50,888 I COULD GET YOUR NUMBER OFF YA? 596 00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:52,338 >> THERE'S MY, UH, THING. 597 00:18:52,372 --> 00:18:53,649 >> Mr. Doll: THANK YOU. 598 00:18:53,684 --> 00:18:55,996 [DAN SIGHS] 599 00:18:56,031 --> 00:18:57,066 >> RIGHT, SO WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN 600 00:18:57,101 --> 00:18:58,309 DOING TO FIND WORK? 601 00:18:58,344 --> 00:19:00,139 >> WELL, I'VE BEEN DOING... 602 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,140 DOING ALL SORTS... WELL, 603 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,762 OBVIOUSLY, UH... 604 00:19:02,796 --> 00:19:04,798 I'VE TRAINED AS A JOURNALIST, SO 605 00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:06,593 OBVIOUSLY I WRITE LETTERS AND... 606 00:19:06,628 --> 00:19:08,147 HAVE, UM, BEEN TO A COUPLE 607 00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:08,975 OF INTERVIEWS. 608 00:19:09,009 --> 00:19:10,010 I'LL BRING YOU SOME 609 00:19:10,045 --> 00:19:10,908 OF MY WORK WHEN I-- 610 00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:11,598 >> TWO INTERVIEWS. 611 00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:12,668 HOW MANY LETTERS A WEEK WOULD 612 00:19:12,703 --> 00:19:14,153 YOU SAY YOU'RE, YOU'RE WRITING 613 00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:16,431 AWAY FOR JOBS? 614 00:19:16,465 --> 00:19:17,466 I'VE GOT TO PUT SOMETHING IN 615 00:19:17,501 --> 00:19:18,467 THE BOX, SO... >> YEAH, UH... 616 00:19:18,502 --> 00:19:20,089 >> TWO OR THREE? FIVE OR 10? 617 00:19:20,124 --> 00:19:20,849 MORE THAN 10? 618 00:19:20,883 --> 00:19:21,505 >> FIVE OR 10, 619 00:19:21,539 --> 00:19:24,439 BETWEEN FIVE AND 10. 620 00:19:24,473 --> 00:19:25,543 >> O.K. 621 00:19:25,578 --> 00:19:26,648 >> I'M A JOURNALIST, SO, YOU 622 00:19:26,682 --> 00:19:30,203 KNOW, I LIKE TO WRITE AND STUFF, 623 00:19:30,238 --> 00:19:31,273 YOU KNOW. 624 00:19:31,308 --> 00:19:32,481 >> VERY GOOD. 625 00:19:32,516 --> 00:19:35,104 AND E-MAILS? 626 00:19:35,139 --> 00:19:36,105 >> YOU WANT MY E-MAIL? 627 00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:38,107 >> HAVE YOU APPLIED FOR JOBS VIA 628 00:19:38,142 --> 00:19:39,108 E-MAIL? >> YES. 629 00:19:39,143 --> 00:19:41,180 >> YES, YOU HAVE, AND HOW MANY? 630 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:42,008 >> UH... 631 00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:43,561 >> JUST ROUGHLY, UH, 632 00:19:43,596 --> 00:19:44,286 PROBABLY ABOUT... 633 00:19:44,321 --> 00:19:45,494 >> HEY, LOOK, SEE HER? 634 00:19:45,529 --> 00:19:46,564 [WHISTLES] 635 00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:47,703 KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 636 00:19:47,738 --> 00:19:51,569 WHO AIN'T WORKING HARD NOW? 637 00:19:51,604 --> 00:19:53,882 >> HIYA, TANYA SPEAKING. 638 00:19:53,916 --> 00:19:54,986 >> Dan on phone: Someone's got 639 00:19:55,021 --> 00:19:56,816 their business voice on. 640 00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:58,335 >> I'M AFRAID I'M A BIT BUSY 641 00:19:58,369 --> 00:19:59,543 RIGHT NOW. 642 00:19:59,577 --> 00:20:01,476 >> OH, SORRY, UM... 643 00:20:01,510 --> 00:20:04,203 SHALL I CALL YOU BACK LATER? 644 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:05,031 OR... 645 00:20:05,065 --> 00:20:06,481 >> Tanya: Yes, please! 646 00:20:06,515 --> 00:20:07,827 Or tomorrow would be good. 647 00:20:07,861 --> 00:20:09,208 >> Dan: I was just ringing up to 648 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,795 see how it's going... 649 00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:13,004 how it's... going. 650 00:20:13,039 --> 00:20:14,351 >> Is it something urgent? 651 00:20:14,385 --> 00:20:15,524 >> WELL, I WAS JUST RINGING 652 00:20:15,559 --> 00:20:17,181 TO SEE HOW YOU ARE, REALLY. 653 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,976 I'VE GOT STUFF TO BE GETTING ON 654 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,564 WITH, SO I'LL, UH... 655 00:20:20,598 --> 00:20:21,392 I'll let you go. 656 00:20:21,427 --> 00:20:22,531 >> WOULD THAT INVOLVE 657 00:20:22,566 --> 00:20:23,049 THE INTERNET? 658 00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:25,224 >> Well, yes, doing, you know, 659 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,086 my work, yes. 660 00:20:26,121 --> 00:20:27,709 >> WORK ISN'T THE INTERNET, DAN. 661 00:20:27,743 --> 00:20:29,055 IT'S GOING OUT AND ACTUALLY 662 00:20:29,089 --> 00:20:30,367 DOING SOMETHING. 663 00:20:30,401 --> 00:20:31,506 >> Your boss isn't working 664 00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:32,714 you too hard, is he? 665 00:20:32,748 --> 00:20:33,680 Old Winston? 666 00:20:33,715 --> 00:20:37,028 [DIAL TONE...] 667 00:20:37,063 --> 00:20:39,238 [PHONE THUDS ON TABLE] 668 00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:41,170 [PHOTOCOPIER RUNNING...] 669 00:20:41,205 --> 00:20:42,620 >> Tanya, laughing: WINSTON... 670 00:20:42,655 --> 00:20:46,279 WHAT IF SOMEBODY... [LAUGHS] 671 00:20:46,314 --> 00:20:47,556 >> Jim: ALL RIGHT, THERE. 672 00:20:47,591 --> 00:20:48,937 YOU'RE ALL RIGHT THERE, GIRLS. 673 00:20:48,971 --> 00:20:49,593 >> ALL RIGHT. 674 00:20:49,627 --> 00:20:50,870 >> YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. 675 00:20:50,904 --> 00:20:52,112 COULD I HAVE YOUR NUMBERS 676 00:20:52,147 --> 00:20:53,182 PLEASE? >> NO. 677 00:20:53,217 --> 00:20:53,735 >> WHY NOT? 678 00:20:53,769 --> 00:20:56,013 >> BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW YOU. 679 00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:56,427 >> SO WHAT? 680 00:20:56,462 --> 00:20:58,118 YOU CAN GET TO KNOW ME. HUH? 681 00:20:58,153 --> 00:20:59,085 >> NO. 682 00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:01,260 >> EH UP! 683 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,368 JIM'S THE NAME. 684 00:21:06,403 --> 00:21:08,612 YOU ALL RIGHT? 685 00:21:08,646 --> 00:21:09,164 HOW'S IT GOING? 686 00:21:09,198 --> 00:21:10,130 I'M JUST BEING POLITE. 687 00:21:10,165 --> 00:21:12,271 YOU ALL RIGHT? HUH? 688 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:12,823 ARE YOU NEW THEN? 689 00:21:12,857 --> 00:21:14,721 'CAUSE I AIN'T SEEN YOU ABOUT. 690 00:21:14,756 --> 00:21:19,830 YEAH? AH. 691 00:21:19,864 --> 00:21:22,073 COULD I HAVE YOUR NUMBER PLEASE? 692 00:21:22,108 --> 00:21:22,488 >> NO. 693 00:21:22,522 --> 00:21:27,286 >> WELL, DO YOU WANT MINE? 694 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,287 SO WHAT YOU DOING 695 00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:29,149 AT COLLEGE THEN? 696 00:21:29,184 --> 00:21:31,255 SORRY, MATE, YEAH? 697 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,153 WHAT YOU DOING AT COLLEGE? 698 00:21:33,188 --> 00:21:34,810 LEARNING, OBVIOUSLY. 699 00:21:34,845 --> 00:21:39,090 YOU STUDYING OWT? 700 00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:41,058 GO ON, JUST GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER. 701 00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:42,301 I'M AN ALL RIGHT PERSON, 702 00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:42,749 YOU KNOW. 703 00:21:42,784 --> 00:21:44,130 I'M NOT AN IDIOT OR OWT. 704 00:21:44,164 --> 00:21:46,512 I'M NOT A NUTTER. 705 00:21:46,546 --> 00:21:47,306 COULD I HAVE IT? 706 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:48,514 >> YOU WANT ME NUMBER? 707 00:21:48,548 --> 00:21:49,135 >> YEAH. 708 00:21:49,169 --> 00:21:52,587 >> [MOUTHS "FUCK OFF"] 709 00:21:56,487 --> 00:22:00,249 >> HANG ABOUT A SECOND. 710 00:22:00,284 --> 00:22:03,598 [VEHICLE APPROACHES] 711 00:22:03,632 --> 00:22:04,426 YOU TWAT! 712 00:22:04,461 --> 00:22:07,498 [MUSIC ON CAR RADIO...] 713 00:22:07,533 --> 00:22:08,465 >> OH, NOT YOU, MAN. 714 00:22:08,499 --> 00:22:09,983 >> Dan on phone: I was just 715 00:22:10,018 --> 00:22:11,295 wondering when you're next 716 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,917 going dogging. >> EH? 717 00:22:12,952 --> 00:22:14,091 >> ARE YOU GOING TONIGHT? 718 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:14,712 >> Are you coming? 719 00:22:14,747 --> 00:22:16,990 >> MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW. 720 00:22:17,025 --> 00:22:19,476 Are you planning on an excursion 721 00:22:19,510 --> 00:22:21,754 anytime... soon? 722 00:22:21,788 --> 00:22:22,479 >> Why-Aye. 723 00:22:22,513 --> 00:22:23,825 >> I just thought I could tag 724 00:22:23,859 --> 00:22:25,136 along with you and Sarah. 725 00:22:25,171 --> 00:22:25,689 >> WHY-AYE. 726 00:22:25,723 --> 00:22:27,380 >> LOOK, WHAT'S PIKING? 727 00:22:27,415 --> 00:22:29,520 >> [CHUCKLES] Watching. 728 00:22:29,555 --> 00:22:31,902 >> REVERSE BUCKAROO? 729 00:22:31,936 --> 00:22:33,559 >> You're in the backseat. 730 00:22:33,593 --> 00:22:35,354 She straddles you, 731 00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:36,147 facing the windscreen. 732 00:22:36,182 --> 00:22:37,286 >> What, in a mini? 733 00:22:37,321 --> 00:22:38,495 >> YEAH, IT CAN BE DONE. 734 00:22:38,529 --> 00:22:40,117 [CHUCKLES]>> PROBABLY WON'T BE ABLE TO GET 735 00:22:40,151 --> 00:22:41,774 IT UP, MATE, WITH YOUR UGLY FACE 736 00:22:41,808 --> 00:22:42,326 IN THE CAR. 737 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,154 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 738 00:22:43,189 --> 00:22:44,293 >> Eh, man, once you get going, 739 00:22:44,328 --> 00:22:46,226 you won't even know I'm there, 740 00:22:46,261 --> 00:22:46,641 man. 741 00:22:46,675 --> 00:22:47,504 WHY DON'T YOU ASK THAT 742 00:22:47,538 --> 00:22:48,297 HORNY GEORDIE LASS? 743 00:22:48,332 --> 00:22:49,816 [STATIC, DAN SPEAKS 744 00:22:49,851 --> 00:22:50,955 INDISTINCTLY] 745 00:22:50,990 --> 00:22:51,853 EASY, MAN, EASY. 746 00:22:51,887 --> 00:22:53,406 I'M ON THE 'TOOF. 747 00:22:53,441 --> 00:22:54,373 ALL RIGHT... 748 00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:56,651 Tonight, 8:00, car lot next to 749 00:22:56,685 --> 00:22:58,204 the ducks. 750 00:22:58,238 --> 00:23:01,241 EH, ANYWAY, I'VE GOT TO GO. 751 00:23:01,276 --> 00:23:02,657 I'VE GOT A LOT OF PROPERTIES 752 00:23:02,691 --> 00:23:06,454 TO SHOW... A CLIENT. 753 00:23:09,629 --> 00:23:12,252 [TIRES SCREECH] 754 00:23:12,287 --> 00:23:13,599 >> Dan: HOW, HOW, HOW DID 755 00:23:13,633 --> 00:23:14,876 YOU GET INTO IT? 756 00:23:14,910 --> 00:23:15,980 >> MM, HOW DO PEOPLE 757 00:23:16,015 --> 00:23:16,878 NOT GET INTO IT? 758 00:23:16,912 --> 00:23:17,430 IT'S AROUND. 759 00:23:17,465 --> 00:23:19,398 IT'S SOMETHING TO DO. 760 00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:21,227 >> O.K., AND DO YOU GO ON 761 00:23:21,261 --> 00:23:22,366 YOUR OWN OR WITH OTHER PEOPLE? 762 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,747 >> ...EH, NO, IT'S BECOME MORE 763 00:23:23,781 --> 00:23:25,611 COMPLICATED AS IT'S BECOME 764 00:23:25,645 --> 00:23:27,682 MORE FEMINIZED, I THINK WOULD 765 00:23:27,716 --> 00:23:29,338 BE THE... 766 00:23:29,373 --> 00:23:30,236 >> MORE FEMINIZED? 767 00:23:30,270 --> 00:23:31,789 >> YES, I.E. THE WOMEN 768 00:23:31,824 --> 00:23:33,239 ARE IN CONTROL OF IT NOW. 769 00:23:33,273 --> 00:23:33,791 >> ...SEX IN CARS. 770 00:23:33,826 --> 00:23:35,034 >> NO! NO, I DON'T WANT 771 00:23:35,068 --> 00:23:35,621 TO KNOW, SORRY. 772 00:23:35,655 --> 00:23:37,105 >> PLEASE? ALL RIGHT, SORRY. 773 00:23:37,139 --> 00:23:38,278 ...HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANY SORT 774 00:23:38,313 --> 00:23:40,246 OF BAD EXPERIENCES OR... 775 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:41,420 >> PERSONALLY, UM, ONLY 776 00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:43,767 WITH POLICE... BEING A LITTLE 777 00:23:43,801 --> 00:23:44,906 BIT IRRITATING. 778 00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:46,045 >> RIGHT. 779 00:23:46,079 --> 00:23:47,184 UM, AND WHAT, WHAT, 780 00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:47,874 WHAT'S HAPPENED? 781 00:23:47,909 --> 00:23:48,910 DO THEY COME AND TRY 782 00:23:48,944 --> 00:23:49,462 AND CLOSE IT DOWN? 783 00:23:49,497 --> 00:23:51,119 >> OH, THEY JUST SPEND A LOT OF 784 00:23:51,153 --> 00:23:52,189 TIME THAT THEY COULD SPEND 785 00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:53,190 BETTER DEALING WITH CRIMES 786 00:23:53,224 --> 00:23:54,122 RATHER THAN DEALING WITH, 787 00:23:54,156 --> 00:23:55,779 YOU KNOW, VICTIMLESS CRIMES. 788 00:23:55,813 --> 00:23:58,920 >> SURE, SURE, O.K. 789 00:23:58,954 --> 00:23:59,817 >> Jim: IT'S WELL NICE 790 00:23:59,852 --> 00:24:01,716 'ROUND HERE, INNIT? 791 00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:03,131 WELL POSH, SORT OF. 792 00:24:03,165 --> 00:24:04,304 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 793 00:24:04,339 --> 00:24:05,651 LIKE UPPER CLASS. 794 00:24:05,685 --> 00:24:06,617 ARE YOU UPPER CLASS? 795 00:24:06,652 --> 00:24:07,791 WOULD YOU SAY YOU ARE 796 00:24:07,825 --> 00:24:08,792 UPPER CLASS? 797 00:24:08,826 --> 00:24:11,311 AH? SORT OF NICE 798 00:24:11,346 --> 00:24:14,073 GARDENS AND THAT. 799 00:24:14,107 --> 00:24:16,316 EH UP, EH UP, EH UP. 800 00:24:16,351 --> 00:24:17,421 ♪ BOOM, BA-DA, BOOM-BOOM, 801 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:18,457 BOOM, BA-DA, BOOM ♪ 802 00:24:18,491 --> 00:24:19,734 THEY LOOK LIKE DRUMS THOUGH, 803 00:24:19,768 --> 00:24:20,389 DON'T THEY DO? 804 00:24:20,424 --> 00:24:21,598 THEY DO LOOK LIKE DRUMS, 805 00:24:21,632 --> 00:24:24,324 GRANTED, INNIT? 806 00:24:26,292 --> 00:24:27,500 I SEEN YOU AT COLLEGE, AND I 807 00:24:27,535 --> 00:24:29,122 THOUGHT YOU WERE SORT OF REALLY 808 00:24:29,157 --> 00:24:31,435 PRETTY, BUT I SAY... 809 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:32,643 I SAY YOU WAS REALLY PRETTY, 810 00:24:32,678 --> 00:24:34,058 BUT THEN YOU'RE PROBABLY NICE 811 00:24:34,093 --> 00:24:35,474 INSIDE AS WELL... 812 00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:37,476 I DON'T MEAN, LIKE, NO, I DON'T 813 00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:38,304 MEAN RUDE "NICE INSIDE." 814 00:24:38,338 --> 00:24:39,926 I JUST MEAN YOU'RE PROBABLY AS 815 00:24:39,961 --> 00:24:41,790 NICE ON THE INSIDE AS YOU ARE 816 00:24:41,825 --> 00:24:44,103 ON THE OUTSIDE.DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? I'M-- 817 00:24:44,137 --> 00:24:44,690 >> JIM. 818 00:24:44,724 --> 00:24:46,001 >> YOU REMEMBERED ME NAME! 819 00:24:46,036 --> 00:24:48,176 >> FUCK OFF. 820 00:24:48,210 --> 00:24:49,488 >> ♪ WOULD YOU BE MY BONNIE 821 00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:50,419 TO THE BONNIE AND CLYDE? ♪ 822 00:24:50,454 --> 00:24:52,318 ♪ IF THE BAD MEN CAME TO COME, 823 00:24:52,352 --> 00:24:53,457 WOULD YOU HELP ME HIDE? ♪ 824 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:54,665 ♪ AND IF I CAME TO 825 00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:55,701 PICK YOU UP IN A... ♪ 826 00:24:55,735 --> 00:24:57,185 THAT'S A SMART CAR, THAT IS. 827 00:24:57,219 --> 00:24:57,841 IS IT YOUR DAD'S? 828 00:24:57,875 --> 00:24:59,428 ♪ IF I CAME TO PICK YOU UP 829 00:24:59,463 --> 00:25:00,671 IN A STOLEN RIDE, WOULD YOU 830 00:25:00,706 --> 00:25:02,017 DECIDE TO ROLL WITH ME? ♪ 831 00:25:02,052 --> 00:25:03,156 ♪ WITH A FREE CASE-- 832 00:25:03,191 --> 00:25:04,123 >> Man: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 833 00:25:04,157 --> 00:25:05,434 LAURA, WHAT THE BLOODY HELL'S 834 00:25:05,469 --> 00:25:06,125 GOING ON? 835 00:25:06,159 --> 00:25:07,885 WHAT'S YOUR GAME, LAD, EH? 836 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:08,783 >> MY NAME'S JIM. 837 00:25:08,817 --> 00:25:10,336 >> JIM, I DIDN'T ASK YOU 838 00:25:10,370 --> 00:25:11,199 YOUR BLOODY NAME, SON. 839 00:25:11,233 --> 00:25:12,683 WHAT YOU DOING AT MY FRONT DOOR? 840 00:25:12,718 --> 00:25:13,615 >> WOULD IT BE ALL RIGHT 841 00:25:13,650 --> 00:25:14,720 IF I SPOKE TO LAURA, PLEASE? 842 00:25:14,754 --> 00:25:16,031 >> NO, YOU CAN'T SPEAK TO HER. 843 00:25:16,066 --> 00:25:17,481 >> WHY? >> 'CAUSE I'M HER DAD 844 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:18,724 AND I SAY SO, RIGHT? 845 00:25:18,758 --> 00:25:20,277 >> I 'ENT DONE OWT WRONG LIKE. 846 00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:21,347 >> LOOK HERE, I'M HER 847 00:25:21,381 --> 00:25:21,830 FATHER, RIGHT? 848 00:25:21,865 --> 00:25:22,900 YOU DON'T SPEAK TO HER. 849 00:25:22,935 --> 00:25:25,489 NOW FUCK OFF, NOW. 850 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:26,801 >> I 'ENT DONE NOWT WRONG TODAY. 851 00:25:26,835 --> 00:25:27,905 >> YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING WRONG 852 00:25:27,940 --> 00:25:29,286 KNOCKING ON MY FUCKING FRONT 853 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:29,873 DOOR, SON. 854 00:25:29,907 --> 00:25:31,806 PISS OFF! GO ON. 855 00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:33,635 GO ON! ON YOUR FUCKING BIKE. 856 00:25:33,670 --> 00:25:34,463 >> CAN I JUST SPEAK 857 00:25:34,498 --> 00:25:35,223 TO LAURA, PLEASE? 858 00:25:35,257 --> 00:25:35,879 >> I TELL YOU WHAT. 859 00:25:35,913 --> 00:25:37,225 FUCKING ON YOUR BIKE OR I TELL 860 00:25:37,259 --> 00:25:38,813 YOU WHAT, I'LL CUT YOUR FUCKING 861 00:25:38,847 --> 00:25:39,330 BALLS OFF! 862 00:25:39,365 --> 00:25:43,127 >> ALL RIGHT, MARD-ARSE. 863 00:25:43,162 --> 00:25:46,890 >> LITTLE TWAT. 864 00:25:46,924 --> 00:25:49,686 >> [WHISTLES] 865 00:25:57,348 --> 00:25:58,349 >> IT'S QUITE OFF-PUTTING 866 00:25:58,384 --> 00:26:00,075 WITH YOU DOING THAT, YOU KNOW. 867 00:26:00,110 --> 00:26:01,560 WHY HAVE YOU GOT IT? 868 00:26:01,594 --> 00:26:02,837 >> Dan: MY INVESTIGATIVE 869 00:26:02,871 --> 00:26:03,907 JOURNALISM. 870 00:26:03,941 --> 00:26:05,425 YOU LOOK LIKE A SORT OF 871 00:26:05,460 --> 00:26:09,050 FUTURISTIC NURSE. 872 00:26:09,084 --> 00:26:10,154 WHAT'S YOUR BOSS GONNA 873 00:26:10,189 --> 00:26:10,845 THINK OF YOU, EH? 874 00:26:10,879 --> 00:26:12,571 >> LIKE THAT OR LIKE THAT? 875 00:26:12,605 --> 00:26:14,434 >> I RECKON JUST, UM, 876 00:26:14,469 --> 00:26:15,539 JUST LIKE THAT. 877 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:16,333 >> [LAUGHS] 878 00:26:16,367 --> 00:26:17,265 >> HOW ABOUT LIKE THAT? 879 00:26:17,299 --> 00:26:19,439 >> JUST... STOP IT. 880 00:26:19,474 --> 00:26:20,095 >> ALL RIGHT, NO, NO, 881 00:26:20,130 --> 00:26:21,165 I'M JOKING, I'M JOKING. 882 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,028 WHAT ABOUT LIKE THAT? 883 00:26:22,063 --> 00:26:22,615 >> LIKE THAT? >> YEAH. 884 00:26:22,650 --> 00:26:23,789 >> SHALL I JUST GO LIKE THAT? 885 00:26:23,823 --> 00:26:25,238 >> JUST WEAR IT LIKE THAT. 886 00:26:25,273 --> 00:26:26,550 >> YEAH?>> ALL RIGHT? HERE FOR WORK. 887 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:27,240 >> UH-HUH. 888 00:26:27,275 --> 00:26:28,552 I'VE GOT TO LOOK NICE. 889 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,589 >> YEAH, NICE, NOT... 890 00:26:30,623 --> 00:26:34,109 CLAIROL NICE 'N EASY. 891 00:26:34,144 --> 00:26:35,421 PUT THE LITTLE FELINE 892 00:26:35,455 --> 00:26:36,180 NUMBERS ON. 893 00:26:36,215 --> 00:26:37,768 >> [LAUGHS] 894 00:26:37,803 --> 00:26:39,287 >> [PURRS] 895 00:26:39,321 --> 00:26:39,874 >> GO ON. 896 00:26:39,908 --> 00:26:41,461 SEE IF YOU CAN GET THEM ON. 897 00:26:41,496 --> 00:26:42,704 >> THAT'S A LITTLE BIT SPECIAL, 898 00:26:42,739 --> 00:26:43,429 ISN'T IT? 899 00:26:43,463 --> 00:26:45,258 >> [LAUGHS] 900 00:26:45,293 --> 00:26:46,363 >> WHAT WOULD WINSTON MAKE 901 00:26:46,397 --> 00:26:48,365 OF ME IN THESE, EH? 902 00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:50,125 >> WINSTON? 903 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,057 HE'S MY BOSS, DAN. 904 00:26:51,092 --> 00:26:52,196 I DON'T THINK HE'S GOT 905 00:26:52,231 --> 00:26:54,820 AN OPINION ON FOOTWEAR. 906 00:26:54,854 --> 00:26:57,616 >> MEOW! 907 00:26:57,650 --> 00:26:58,133 MEOW! 908 00:26:58,168 --> 00:27:00,204 >> DON'T START. 909 00:27:03,863 --> 00:27:05,589 >> I DON'T KNOW HIM OR ANYTHING. 910 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:08,488 HE JUST FOLLOWED US HOME. 911 00:27:12,354 --> 00:27:14,563 >> WHO'S THAT, PET? 912 00:27:14,598 --> 00:27:16,704 >> JIM. 913 00:27:23,607 --> 00:27:24,746 >> HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S CALLED 914 00:27:24,781 --> 00:27:26,990 JIM IF YOU DON'T KNOW HIM? 915 00:27:27,024 --> 00:27:28,785 >> WELL, BECAUSE HE TOLD US. 916 00:27:28,819 --> 00:27:31,926 HOW DO YOU THINK? 917 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,411 YOU KNOW, DAD, I CAN LOOK AFTER 918 00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:39,658 MYSELF... UNLIKE SOME, EH? 919 00:27:39,692 --> 00:27:43,869 [CHUCKLES] 920 00:27:43,903 --> 00:27:45,077 >> HAVE YOU DONE SOMETHING 921 00:27:45,111 --> 00:27:46,423 WITH YOUR HAIR? 922 00:27:46,457 --> 00:27:48,528 >> NO. 923 00:27:54,189 --> 00:27:55,018 >> SOMETIMES YOU LOOK 924 00:27:55,052 --> 00:27:58,228 JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER DID. 925 00:28:07,858 --> 00:28:09,653 GOD HELP US IF YOU TURN OUT 926 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:10,723 LIKE HER THOUGH. 927 00:28:10,758 --> 00:28:12,483 FRIGGING BITCH. 928 00:28:12,518 --> 00:28:15,590 [♪...] 929 00:28:26,083 --> 00:28:29,604 [DOOR SHUTS, DISH RATTLES] 930 00:28:31,330 --> 00:28:36,162 [KEYBOARD CLICKING] 931 00:28:36,197 --> 00:28:39,648 [MUSIC CHANGES] 932 00:30:32,106 --> 00:30:35,419 [♪...] 933 00:30:42,668 --> 00:30:45,360 >> LAURA? 934 00:30:45,395 --> 00:30:45,947 LAURA? 935 00:30:45,982 --> 00:30:47,638 [INCOMING MESSAGE SOUND EFFECT] 936 00:30:47,673 --> 00:30:49,778 [KNOCKING AT DOOR] 937 00:30:49,813 --> 00:30:50,814 WHAT DID WE SAY 938 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:55,060 ABOUT LOCKING DOORS? 939 00:30:55,094 --> 00:30:56,820 LISTEN, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE 940 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:58,304 HANGING AROUND WITH LADS LIKE 941 00:30:58,339 --> 00:30:59,788 THAT JIM CHARACTER, MAN. 942 00:30:59,823 --> 00:31:00,548 HE'S A TOE-RAG, MAN! 943 00:31:00,582 --> 00:31:02,653 HE'S JUST AFTER ONE THING! 944 00:31:02,688 --> 00:31:03,378 I COULD... 945 00:31:03,413 --> 00:31:06,795 [INCOMING MESSAGE SOUND EFFECT] 946 00:31:06,830 --> 00:31:09,039 LISTEN... I KNOW IT'S DIFFICULT 947 00:31:09,074 --> 00:31:11,628 FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND, PET... 948 00:31:11,662 --> 00:31:13,526 BUT YOUR MOM, SHE WASN'T A GOOD 949 00:31:13,561 --> 00:31:14,907 WOMAN. 950 00:31:14,942 --> 00:31:17,185 WE BOTH KNOW THAT... 951 00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:19,739 EVEN IF WE DON'T LIKE IT. 952 00:31:19,774 --> 00:31:22,225 [MUSIC FADES...] 953 00:31:25,228 --> 00:31:26,574 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO 954 00:31:26,608 --> 00:31:29,577 THE SAME WAY, LAURA. 955 00:31:29,611 --> 00:31:30,889 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO 956 00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:33,063 THE SAME WAY! 957 00:31:45,973 --> 00:31:47,906 >> [HITS ONE KEY] 958 00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:50,770 [♪...] 959 00:31:58,261 --> 00:31:59,434 AH, JUST MY DAD. 960 00:31:59,469 --> 00:32:00,366 I HAD TO GET OUT. 961 00:32:00,401 --> 00:32:01,229 I'M WALKING DOWN NOW. 962 00:32:01,264 --> 00:32:03,197 I'LL BE THERE IN HALF AN HOUR. 963 00:32:03,231 --> 00:32:06,890 >> Man: ♪ THOSE WHO KNOW, 964 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:10,894 THEY DON'T LET IT SHOW ♪ 965 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:11,964 ♪ THEY JUST GIVE YOU 966 00:32:11,999 --> 00:32:15,243 ONE LONG LIFE AND YOU GO... ♪ 967 00:32:15,278 --> 00:32:18,695 ♪ OH, OH, OH... OH-OH-OH 968 00:32:18,729 --> 00:32:22,216 ♪ GOES TO SHOW 969 00:32:22,250 --> 00:32:25,909 HOW WINDS BLOW ♪ 970 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,118 ♪ THE WEATHER'S FINE, 971 00:32:28,153 --> 00:32:31,363 AND I FEEL SO... SO, 972 00:32:31,397 --> 00:32:33,882 OH... OH, OH ♪ 973 00:32:33,917 --> 00:32:37,472 ♪ BIRDS OF PREY 974 00:32:37,507 --> 00:32:41,235 WITH TOO MUCH TO SAY ♪ 975 00:32:41,269 --> 00:32:43,064 ♪ OH, WHAT COULD BE 976 00:32:43,099 --> 00:32:44,790 MY DESTINY ♪ 977 00:32:44,824 --> 00:32:48,794 ♪ ANOTHER RAINY DAY... 978 00:32:48,828 --> 00:32:51,762 ♪ WHY ASK WHY? 979 00:32:51,797 --> 00:32:56,250 ♪ FOR BY THE BY AND BY, 980 00:32:56,284 --> 00:32:59,011 ALL MYSTERIES ARE JUST MORE 981 00:32:59,046 --> 00:33:05,293 NEEDLES IN THE CAMEL'S EYE... ♪ 982 00:33:05,328 --> 00:33:06,432 [MUSIC ENDS] 983 00:33:06,467 --> 00:33:09,297 >> Rob: HERE... WE ARE. 984 00:33:09,332 --> 00:33:10,781 >> Dan: HEY, THERE'S A VAN 985 00:33:10,816 --> 00:33:11,851 OVER THERE. 986 00:33:11,886 --> 00:33:13,474 CAN YOU SEE THAT WHITE VAN, MAN? 987 00:33:13,508 --> 00:33:15,959 [DUCKS QUACKING] 988 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,581 [GENERAL CONVERSATION, 989 00:33:17,616 --> 00:33:22,034 DANCE MUSIC PLAYING...] 990 00:33:22,069 --> 00:33:23,760 >> Jim: EH, IT'S FUCKING 991 00:33:23,794 --> 00:33:24,933 BRILLIANT, MATE. 992 00:33:24,968 --> 00:33:26,935 THERE YOU ARE. 993 00:33:30,249 --> 00:33:33,011 >> Laura: YOU ALL RIGHT? 994 00:33:35,047 --> 00:33:37,015 THANKS. 995 00:33:37,049 --> 00:33:38,292 >> Jim: GIVE US SOME RESPECT 996 00:33:38,326 --> 00:33:39,500 FOR THIS TUNE. 997 00:33:39,534 --> 00:33:42,020 GIVE US SOME RESPECT. 998 00:33:44,263 --> 00:33:45,713 >> Laura: OH, YOU'RE A 999 00:33:45,747 --> 00:33:46,990 GOOD DANCER. 1000 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:48,992 [LAUGHS] 1001 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:50,028 >> Dan: WE NEED TO FLASH 1002 00:33:50,062 --> 00:33:50,959 THE LIGHTS OR SOMETHING. 1003 00:33:50,994 --> 00:33:54,446 [DUCKS QUACKING...] 1004 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,379 FUCKING HELL. 1005 00:33:56,413 --> 00:33:58,484 UH, IS THIS BLOKE 1006 00:33:58,519 --> 00:33:59,865 HERE FOR IT? 1007 00:33:59,899 --> 00:34:02,247 I RECKON HE IS. 1008 00:34:02,281 --> 00:34:04,973 NOTHING OVER THERE. 1009 00:34:05,008 --> 00:34:06,872 THE LIGHTS THERE. 1010 00:34:06,906 --> 00:34:08,218 THAT VAN IS DEFINITELY 1011 00:34:08,253 --> 00:34:09,668 HERE, MATE. 1012 00:34:09,702 --> 00:34:10,531 LOOK AT HIM... 1013 00:34:10,565 --> 00:34:11,739 JUST SITTING THERE. 1014 00:34:11,773 --> 00:34:13,672 GOT TO BE LIKE SOME PROFESSIONAL 1015 00:34:13,706 --> 00:34:15,087 DOGGER WITH, LIKE, A MATTRESS 1016 00:34:15,122 --> 00:34:15,984 IN THE BACK. 1017 00:34:16,019 --> 00:34:16,675 'ELLO? 1018 00:34:16,709 --> 00:34:17,883 [ROB MOANS CONTENTEDLY] 1019 00:34:17,917 --> 00:34:19,057 THERE'S SOMEONE OVER THERE. 1020 00:34:19,091 --> 00:34:22,060 THERE'S SOMEONE OVER BY THE VAN. 1021 00:34:22,094 --> 00:34:23,026 >> Man: DAMN. 1022 00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:26,650 AH, I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 1023 00:34:26,685 --> 00:34:27,237 GO AWAY. 1024 00:34:27,272 --> 00:34:28,238 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING...] 1025 00:34:28,273 --> 00:34:30,723 >> I'LL HAVE ANOTHER SHOT. 1026 00:34:30,758 --> 00:34:33,140 OOH... SORRY. 1027 00:34:44,703 --> 00:34:45,842 >> Jim: EH UP! 1028 00:34:45,876 --> 00:34:47,015 >> JIM! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1029 00:34:47,050 --> 00:34:48,258 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1030 00:34:48,293 --> 00:34:49,570 I SPOTTED YOU FROM THE D.J. 1031 00:34:49,604 --> 00:34:50,881 >> I'M WAITING FOR SOME FRIENDS. 1032 00:34:50,916 --> 00:34:51,779 >> ARE YOU? >> YEAH. 1033 00:34:51,813 --> 00:34:52,849 >> I'VE JUST BEEN THERE 1034 00:34:52,883 --> 00:34:54,057 WITH MY MATE, THE D.J. 1035 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:55,058 LIKE I'VE JUST BEEN-- 1036 00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:56,024 DID YOU SEE US? >> WHAT? 1037 00:34:56,059 --> 00:34:57,474 >> DID YOU SEE ME IN THE D.J. 1038 00:34:57,509 --> 00:34:58,889 BOX, LIKE? YOU DIDN'T SEE IT. 1039 00:34:58,924 --> 00:34:59,959 >> I'M NOT IN THE MOOD, JIM. 1040 00:34:59,994 --> 00:35:01,444 >> WHY DON'T YOU JUST STICK WITH 1041 00:35:01,478 --> 00:35:03,101 US AND I'LL BUY YOU A DRINK? 1042 00:35:03,135 --> 00:35:06,966 I'M A GOOD DANCER. 1043 00:35:07,001 --> 00:35:07,898 DO YOU WANT ME NUMBER? 1044 00:35:07,933 --> 00:35:10,246 >> I'M GOING HOME. BYE. 1045 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:14,767 [DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES...] 1046 00:35:14,802 --> 00:35:17,874 >> ALL RIGHT THERE, LADIES? 1047 00:35:20,497 --> 00:35:22,258 >> Dan: THERE IS SOME DEFINITE 1048 00:35:22,292 --> 00:35:24,501 BREAKAGE GOING ON THERE. 1049 00:35:24,536 --> 00:35:25,916 HE'S PROBABLY WANKING HIMSELF 1050 00:35:25,951 --> 00:35:27,642 OFF, ISN'T HE, SARAH? 1051 00:35:27,677 --> 00:35:28,816 SARAH? 1052 00:35:28,850 --> 00:35:32,199 [MUFFLED DANCE MUSIC...] 1053 00:35:42,036 --> 00:35:43,520 'ELLO? 1054 00:35:43,555 --> 00:35:44,797 HERE COMES ANOTHER. 1055 00:35:44,832 --> 00:35:48,767 [VEHICLE APPROACHING...] 1056 00:35:48,801 --> 00:35:49,940 [THUMP] AH, FUCK! 1057 00:35:49,975 --> 00:35:51,666 MOST DEFINITE BIT OF DOGGING 1058 00:35:51,701 --> 00:35:52,150 THERE, MATE. 1059 00:35:52,184 --> 00:35:54,117 OOH, YOU CHEEKY LITTLE DOGGER. 1060 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:57,120 OH, HE'S GOT HIS BACK LIGHTS ON. 1061 00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,811 GAY. 1062 00:35:58,846 --> 00:36:00,019 OH, NO, NO, HE ISN'T. 1063 00:36:00,054 --> 00:36:00,813 BRAKE LIGHT. 1064 00:36:00,848 --> 00:36:01,952 SEE IF THAT GUY'S GONNA 1065 00:36:01,987 --> 00:36:03,264 COME OVER NOW. 1066 00:36:03,299 --> 00:36:05,024 NO. STILL HAPPY WITH HIS 1067 00:36:05,059 --> 00:36:07,613 CHEEKY LITTLE WHITE VAN. 1068 00:36:07,648 --> 00:36:08,821 >> Man: THIS IS THE THING 1069 00:36:08,856 --> 00:36:10,651 ABOUT DOGGING. 1070 00:36:10,685 --> 00:36:11,755 >> O.K., FUCKING HELL. 1071 00:36:11,790 --> 00:36:13,171 [ROB SQUEALING HAPPILY...] 1072 00:36:13,205 --> 00:36:15,173 ROB? 1073 00:36:15,207 --> 00:36:17,485 OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE! 1074 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:18,935 FUCKING HELL. 1075 00:36:18,969 --> 00:36:20,454 ROB! FUCKING HELL, LET ME OUT! 1076 00:36:20,488 --> 00:36:21,627 >> Rob: ALL RIGHT, MAN, 1077 00:36:21,662 --> 00:36:22,041 CHILL OUT. 1078 00:36:22,076 --> 00:36:23,181 I DIDN'T FUCKING SPUNK 1079 00:36:23,215 --> 00:36:23,664 ON YOU, DID I? 1080 00:36:23,698 --> 00:36:24,665 >> Dan: I DIDN'T COME HERE 1081 00:36:24,699 --> 00:36:26,184 TO WATCH YOU, LIKE, WANK OFF, 1082 00:36:26,218 --> 00:36:27,115 DID I? 1083 00:36:27,150 --> 00:36:27,806 FUCKING HELL. 1084 00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:28,876 >> Rob: LET'S TELL ALL THE 1085 00:36:28,910 --> 00:36:29,808 OTHER FUCKING CARS ABOUT IT. 1086 00:36:29,842 --> 00:36:31,189 YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF EXPLAINING 1087 00:36:31,223 --> 00:36:33,605 TO DO TO MY BOSS. 1088 00:36:42,579 --> 00:36:45,720 [DUCKS QUACKING...] 1089 00:37:00,010 --> 00:37:01,598 >> [CLEARS THROAT] 1090 00:37:01,633 --> 00:37:05,361 >> Man: YOU MUST BE JOKING. 1091 00:37:05,395 --> 00:37:08,260 >> [KNOCKS ON WINDOW] 1092 00:37:10,089 --> 00:37:11,021 MIND IF I, UH... 1093 00:37:11,056 --> 00:37:12,091 >> Boy: IT'S ONE OF 1094 00:37:12,126 --> 00:37:12,747 THEM DOGGERS. 1095 00:37:12,782 --> 00:37:13,231 >> Dan: SORRY. 1096 00:37:13,265 --> 00:37:14,059 >> Woman: CAN I HELP YOU? 1097 00:37:14,093 --> 00:37:16,889 >> Boy: THINK YOU'RE DOING? 1098 00:37:16,924 --> 00:37:19,064 [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] OI! 1099 00:37:19,098 --> 00:37:20,514 >> Dan: I JUST GOT THE WRONG 1100 00:37:20,548 --> 00:37:21,204 CAR, THAT'S ALL. 1101 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,723 >> Man in car: GET BACK HERE! 1102 00:37:22,757 --> 00:37:23,586 >> SORRY, I JUST... 1103 00:37:23,620 --> 00:37:24,414 >> Boy: HE FUCKING IS... 1104 00:37:24,449 --> 00:37:25,864 >> Woman: CALM DOWN, GET BACK. 1105 00:37:25,898 --> 00:37:26,830 >> Dan: YEAH, GO AROUND 1106 00:37:26,865 --> 00:37:27,417 THE CAR AGAIN, MATE. 1107 00:37:27,452 --> 00:37:29,695 >> Man: OH, YES, THAT'S AMAZING. 1108 00:37:29,730 --> 00:37:30,386 BEAUTIFUL. 1109 00:37:30,420 --> 00:37:31,007 >> Woman: OI! 1110 00:37:31,041 --> 00:37:32,111 >> Dan: DON'T WASTE YOUR 1111 00:37:32,146 --> 00:37:33,251 CHIPS, MATE. O.K., O.K.! 1112 00:37:33,285 --> 00:37:34,528 HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, YEAH? 1113 00:37:34,562 --> 00:37:35,045 >> YEAH. 1114 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,115 >> ALL RIGHT. >> Boy: PERVING! 1115 00:37:36,150 --> 00:37:37,841 >> Woman: GET OFF!>> Dan: DON'T WASTE YOUR CHIPS. 1116 00:37:37,876 --> 00:37:38,877 DON'T WASTE YOUR CHIPS. 1117 00:37:38,911 --> 00:37:40,085 THEY LOOK LIKE GOOD CHIPS THERE. 1118 00:37:40,119 --> 00:37:41,776 IT'S GOOD DOWN HERE WITH 1119 00:37:41,811 --> 00:37:42,881 THE DUCKS AND THAT. 1120 00:37:42,915 --> 00:37:46,609 >> [LAUGHING...] YOU ALL RIGHT? 1121 00:37:46,643 --> 00:37:47,368 >> NO. [CAR DOOR SHUTS] 1122 00:37:47,403 --> 00:37:49,094 >> Man in car: I'M NOT HAVING 1123 00:37:49,128 --> 00:37:50,716 ANY OF THIS.IF YOU DON'T BEHAVE, YOU WON'T 1124 00:37:50,751 --> 00:37:51,648 BE GOING ON HOLIDAY. 1125 00:37:51,683 --> 00:37:52,580 EAT YOUR CHIPS AND BEHAVE. 1126 00:37:52,615 --> 00:37:53,892 >> YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THEM 1127 00:37:53,926 --> 00:37:55,238 TYPE OF PEOPLE GO DO DOWN THERE. 1128 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:57,309 >> BIT OF A CHIP FIGHT GOING ON? 1129 00:37:57,344 --> 00:38:00,139 >> YEAH. BIT OF A CHIP FIGHT... 1130 00:38:00,174 --> 00:38:01,900 ♪ IN THE NIGHT ...JOKE. 1131 00:38:01,934 --> 00:38:02,487 >> [LAUGHS] 1132 00:38:02,521 --> 00:38:03,867 THAT WAS A REALLY BAD JOKE. 1133 00:38:03,902 --> 00:38:04,937 >> OH, SURE, ALL RIGHT. 1134 00:38:04,972 --> 00:38:08,251 SORRY, I'M... 1135 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:09,735 NO, I THOUGHT THEY WERE, 1136 00:38:09,770 --> 00:38:12,255 THEY WERE DOWN HERE FOR THE, UH, 1137 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:15,120 YOU KNOW, BUT, UH, OBVIOUSLY 1138 00:38:15,154 --> 00:38:16,846 JUST HERE FOR THE CHIPS. 1139 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,261 [ROB AND SARAH MOANING...] 1140 00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:21,644 OH, GOD. 1141 00:38:21,678 --> 00:38:23,335 >> Rob: COME ON, LET'S SPEED UP. 1142 00:38:23,370 --> 00:38:24,750 >> THEY OBVIOUSLY AREHERE 1143 00:38:24,785 --> 00:38:26,580 FOR THE, UH... 1144 00:38:26,614 --> 00:38:28,306 >> UH-HUH. [CHUCKLES] 1145 00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:29,514 >> YEAH. 1146 00:38:29,548 --> 00:38:30,446 [MOANING CONTINUES...] 1147 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:31,895 GOD, WAKE ALL THE ANIMALS UP. 1148 00:38:31,930 --> 00:38:33,241 IT'S, IT'S DAN, BY THE WAY. 1149 00:38:33,276 --> 00:38:34,622 >> ALL RIGHT, I'M LAURA. 1150 00:38:34,657 --> 00:38:38,281 PLEASED TO MEET YOU. 1151 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,663 [MOANING, CAR SQUEAKING...] 1152 00:38:40,697 --> 00:38:41,526 >> Rob: JUST NOT SO 1153 00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:44,114 FUCKING HARD. 1154 00:38:44,149 --> 00:38:45,323 >> Dan: THAT'S EMBARRASSING, 1155 00:38:45,357 --> 00:38:45,909 INNIT? 1156 00:38:45,944 --> 00:38:47,186 >> JUST A BIT. [LAUGHS] 1157 00:38:47,221 --> 00:38:48,429 >> YEAH? 1158 00:38:48,464 --> 00:38:50,120 >> IS THAT, IS THAT YOUR MATE? 1159 00:38:50,155 --> 00:38:52,330 [CAR SQUEAKING...] 1160 00:38:52,364 --> 00:38:53,469 >> NO. 1161 00:38:53,503 --> 00:38:54,987 >> [LAUGHS] 1162 00:38:55,022 --> 00:38:55,919 IT SO IS! 1163 00:38:55,954 --> 00:38:56,472 >> NO! 1164 00:38:56,506 --> 00:38:58,128 >> Rob: YEAH, HEY, DAN LOOKS 1165 00:38:58,163 --> 00:38:59,129 LIKE HE'S PULLED. 1166 00:38:59,164 --> 00:39:00,027 >> Dan: DON'T... OI! 1167 00:39:00,061 --> 00:39:01,028 >> SORRY, SORRY, SORRY! [LAUGHS] 1168 00:39:01,062 --> 00:39:01,925 >> DON'T, DON'T LOOK. 1169 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:03,030 DON'T BE LOOKING AT THEM. 1170 00:39:03,064 --> 00:39:03,651 >> I'M NOT LOOKING. 1171 00:39:03,686 --> 00:39:04,445 I WASN'T LOOKING! 1172 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:05,308 >> YES, YOU WERE. 1173 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:05,791 I SAW YOU LOOK. 1174 00:39:05,826 --> 00:39:06,827 >> I'M DEFINITELY NOT LOOK... 1175 00:39:06,861 --> 00:39:08,104 I'M TRYING TO AVOID LOOKING. 1176 00:39:08,138 --> 00:39:08,691 >> YOU JUST LOOKED. 1177 00:39:08,725 --> 00:39:09,726 >> NO, I WAS JUST GLANCING. 1178 00:39:09,761 --> 00:39:10,865 >> Rob: GO ON, DAN! 1179 00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:13,040 >> [LAUGHS] 1180 00:39:13,074 --> 00:39:14,317 >> HAVE YOU DONE, YOU DONE 1181 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:17,355 THIS BEFORE, OR...? 1182 00:39:17,389 --> 00:39:19,702 >> DONE WHAT BEFORE? 1183 00:39:19,736 --> 00:39:20,358 >> HEY? 1184 00:39:20,392 --> 00:39:21,220 >> [LAUGHING...] 1185 00:39:21,255 --> 00:39:24,569 >> HEY? "DONE WHAT BEFORE?" 1186 00:39:24,603 --> 00:39:26,294 COME DOWN TO FEED THE DUCKS, 1187 00:39:26,329 --> 00:39:26,778 HAVE YOU? 1188 00:39:26,812 --> 00:39:29,367 >> [LAUGHING] 1189 00:39:33,336 --> 00:39:34,233 [MAN MOANS] 1190 00:39:34,268 --> 00:39:38,065 [ZIPPER OPENS] 1191 00:39:38,099 --> 00:39:39,687 >> I AM... I'M GONNA HAVE TO 1192 00:39:39,722 --> 00:39:41,724 GET OFF THOUGH, REALLY. 1193 00:39:41,758 --> 00:39:43,657 >> I THOUGHT... 1194 00:39:43,691 --> 00:39:45,244 LIKE YOUR SHOES. 1195 00:39:45,279 --> 00:39:46,211 >> THANKS. 1196 00:39:46,245 --> 00:39:47,764 FAVORITE SHOES EVER. 1197 00:39:47,799 --> 00:39:49,973 >> THESE ARE MY ONLY SHOES EVER. 1198 00:39:50,008 --> 00:39:51,492 NEAT BIT OF FOOTSIE THERE. 1199 00:39:51,527 --> 00:39:54,322 >> [LAUGHING...] 1200 00:39:58,706 --> 00:39:59,327 >> WELL... 1201 00:39:59,362 --> 00:40:02,917 [CAR SQUEAKING...] 1202 00:40:02,952 --> 00:40:04,229 >> Sarah: OH... OH, YEAH. 1203 00:40:04,263 --> 00:40:05,333 >> Rob: YOU CAN ALWAYS LOOK 1204 00:40:05,368 --> 00:40:07,059 AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR. 1205 00:40:07,094 --> 00:40:08,267 >> LOOK, I'VE, MAYBE I'VE... 1206 00:40:08,302 --> 00:40:13,894 COULD I GET YOUR NUMBER, LIKE? 1207 00:40:13,928 --> 00:40:14,273 UH... 1208 00:40:14,308 --> 00:40:15,378 >> HAM AND PINEAPPLE? 1209 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:16,379 >> DID YOU JUST DROP THAT? 1210 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:17,449 >> [LAUGHING] NO, I DID NOT 1211 00:40:17,484 --> 00:40:18,243 JUST DROP IT! 1212 00:40:18,277 --> 00:40:19,451 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT? 1213 00:40:19,486 --> 00:40:20,866 >> I, I, YOU DROPPED IT. 1214 00:40:20,901 --> 00:40:21,349 >> YEAH. 1215 00:40:21,384 --> 00:40:22,281 >> YEAH, YOU DID. 1216 00:40:22,316 --> 00:40:23,524 >> I KNOW. YEAH. 1217 00:40:23,559 --> 00:40:24,801 >> I CAN'T BELIEVE A HAM 1218 00:40:24,836 --> 00:40:27,355 AND PINEAPPLE CONDOM. 1219 00:40:27,390 --> 00:40:29,530 >> UM... WELL, IN A COUPLE OF 1220 00:40:29,565 --> 00:40:31,394 DAYS WE'RE ON ABOUT GOING UP TO, 1221 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:34,708 UH... THE LIGHTHOUSE UP AT, 1222 00:40:34,742 --> 00:40:37,538 UP AT, UP AT WHITLEY BAY. 1223 00:40:37,573 --> 00:40:39,229 IF YOU DO FANCY IT LIKE, WE ARE 1224 00:40:39,264 --> 00:40:42,578 GONNA PROBABLY GO UP THERE... 1225 00:40:42,612 --> 00:40:45,443 IF YOU LIKE... DOGGING. 1226 00:40:45,477 --> 00:40:47,548 [GRUFFLY] FINE! GO. 1227 00:40:47,583 --> 00:40:48,756 >> OH, THERE'S NO NEED 1228 00:40:48,791 --> 00:40:51,483 TO BE LIKE THAT. HOWAY. 1229 00:40:51,518 --> 00:40:52,450 [LAUGHS] 1230 00:40:52,484 --> 00:40:53,312 >> NO? 1231 00:40:53,347 --> 00:40:54,486 ALL RIGHT, BUT... 1232 00:40:54,521 --> 00:40:55,245 >> [CLEARS THROAT] 1233 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:56,281 >> ALL RIGHT. >> WHAT? 1234 00:40:56,315 --> 00:40:57,765 >> NO, NO, NO, YOU GO 'CAUSE 1235 00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:58,628 I DON'T WANT YOU... 1236 00:40:58,663 --> 00:40:59,457 >> WELL, THANK YOU. 1237 00:40:59,491 --> 00:41:00,112 >> YOU KEEP THAT. 1238 00:41:00,147 --> 00:41:01,044 I'LL SEE YOU AT 1239 00:41:01,079 --> 00:41:01,976 THE LIGHTHOUSE, YEAH? 1240 00:41:02,011 --> 00:41:03,253 >> YEAH, I'LL... 1241 00:41:03,288 --> 00:41:04,151 >> IT'S LOVELY TO 1242 00:41:04,185 --> 00:41:04,634 MEET YOU ANYWAY. 1243 00:41:04,669 --> 00:41:05,808 >> YEAH, NICE TO MEET YOU. 1244 00:41:05,842 --> 00:41:07,775 >> YEAH. [♪...] 1245 00:41:07,810 --> 00:41:11,330 >> [LAUGHS] 1246 00:41:11,365 --> 00:41:12,262 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 1247 00:41:12,297 --> 00:41:13,263 >> YEAH. 1248 00:41:13,298 --> 00:41:13,885 >> YEAH. 1249 00:41:13,919 --> 00:41:15,127 >> SEE YOU LATER. 1250 00:41:15,162 --> 00:41:18,476 [♪...] 1251 00:41:21,755 --> 00:41:24,309 [♪...] 1252 00:41:32,110 --> 00:41:33,318 [PEBBLES HITTING WINDOW] 1253 00:41:33,352 --> 00:41:35,354 >> LAURA! 1254 00:41:35,389 --> 00:41:37,460 HELLO, LAURA, YOU ALL RIGHT? 1255 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:39,497 >> [QUIETLY]: JIM... FUCK OFF. 1256 00:41:39,531 --> 00:41:41,533 [DOGS BARKING...] 1257 00:41:49,299 --> 00:41:50,266 [♪...] 1258 00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:53,994 [KEYBOARD CLICKING...] 1259 00:42:28,407 --> 00:42:30,582 >> [LAUGHS] 1260 00:42:48,945 --> 00:42:50,429 >> "THE DARK, BROODING TREES 1261 00:42:50,464 --> 00:42:52,086 LOOMED IN THE BACKGROUND LIKE 1262 00:42:52,121 --> 00:42:53,881 ANGRY, DISAPPROVING GODS..." 1263 00:42:53,916 --> 00:42:54,433 >> OI... 1264 00:42:54,468 --> 00:42:56,332 >> "BUT THIS REPORTER ASKED, 1265 00:42:56,366 --> 00:42:58,403 'DISAPPROVING OF WHAT?' 1266 00:42:58,437 --> 00:43:00,439 DOGGING IS LIFE FLASHING ITS 1267 00:43:00,474 --> 00:43:01,371 HEADLIGHTS AT YOU..." 1268 00:43:01,406 --> 00:43:02,269 >> SARAH. >> "KNOCKING ON THE 1269 00:43:02,303 --> 00:43:04,064 WINDOW AND GRABBING WHAT'S 1270 00:43:04,098 --> 00:43:05,755 INSIDE-- WHAT WILL IT BE?" 1271 00:43:05,790 --> 00:43:07,239 >> NOT FINISHED YET. 1272 00:43:07,274 --> 00:43:08,068 >> [LAUGHING]: "SEX WITH A 1273 00:43:08,102 --> 00:43:11,416 STRANGER OR POSSIBLY LOVE?" 1274 00:43:11,450 --> 00:43:13,591 AW... LET'S HOPE LOVE. 1275 00:43:13,625 --> 00:43:15,075 >> YEAH, WELL, IT'S EASY TO TAKE 1276 00:43:15,109 --> 00:43:15,903 THE PISS, ISN'T IT? 1277 00:43:15,938 --> 00:43:17,387 >> OH, YOU THINK SO, DO YOU? 1278 00:43:17,422 --> 00:43:20,080 >> YEAH. WOMAN LIKE YOU. 1279 00:43:20,114 --> 00:43:21,184 [TOY CAR HORN HONKS, 1280 00:43:21,219 --> 00:43:24,429 ENGINE WHIRRING...] 1281 00:43:28,778 --> 00:43:31,609 >> WHAT'S THIS? 1282 00:43:31,643 --> 00:43:32,230 "WHAT WILL IT BE? 1283 00:43:32,264 --> 00:43:34,922 PERHAPS THEREIN LIES THE APPEAL, 1284 00:43:34,957 --> 00:43:35,474 A SECRET THRILL..." 1285 00:43:35,509 --> 00:43:36,406 >> CAN I HAVE IT, PLEASE? 1286 00:43:36,441 --> 00:43:38,270 IT'S NOT FINISHED YET. 1287 00:43:38,305 --> 00:43:39,064 >> [SLAPS HIS HAND] 1288 00:43:39,099 --> 00:43:39,617 >> MATE, GIVE IT... 1289 00:43:39,651 --> 00:43:41,653 >> "BUT JUST WHO IS A DOGGER? 1290 00:43:41,688 --> 00:43:43,793 HMM? "RATHER LET US ASK, 1291 00:43:43,828 --> 00:43:45,761 "WHO ISN'T?" >> FUCK OFF. 1292 00:43:45,795 --> 00:43:46,969 >> [DRAMATICALLY]: "OLD PEOPLE, 1293 00:43:47,003 --> 00:43:49,316 YOUNG PEOPLE, DOCTORS, LAWYERS, 1294 00:43:49,350 --> 00:43:51,490 BIN-MEN... FROM EVERY WALK OF 1295 00:43:51,525 --> 00:43:53,492 LIFE THEY COME..." HMM... 1296 00:43:53,527 --> 00:43:57,151 "FOR DOGGING... IS AS BRITISH AS 1297 00:43:57,186 --> 00:44:00,499 WARM BEER AND OLD MAIDS. 1298 00:44:00,534 --> 00:44:03,433 DOGGING... DOGGING, DOGGING." 1299 00:44:03,468 --> 00:44:04,572 [WITH SECOND MAN]: "TRY IT... 1300 00:44:04,607 --> 00:44:05,435 YOU'LL LIKE IT. 1301 00:44:05,470 --> 00:44:07,437 OR MAYBE..." 1302 00:44:07,472 --> 00:44:09,129 [WITH DAN]: "YOU ALREADY HAVE." 1303 00:44:09,163 --> 00:44:11,096 >> YEAH, IT'S, IT'S MORE... IT'S 1304 00:44:11,131 --> 00:44:12,339 MORE ABOUT THE... IT'S THE WAY 1305 00:44:12,373 --> 00:44:13,754 YOU READ IT, REALLY, ISN'T IT? 1306 00:44:13,789 --> 00:44:15,307 IT'S LIKE, KIND OF, 1307 00:44:15,342 --> 00:44:16,101 [DRAMATICALLY]: "DOGGING... 1308 00:44:16,136 --> 00:44:16,826 DOG..." YEAH, I DON'T KNOW, 1309 00:44:16,861 --> 00:44:18,621 IT'S... DO YOU... WHAT DO YOU... 1310 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:19,208 DO YOU LIKE IT? 1311 00:44:19,242 --> 00:44:20,588 >> DESPITE THIS... STERLING 1312 00:44:20,623 --> 00:44:23,108 EFFORT... YOU HAVE BEEN UNABLE 1313 00:44:23,143 --> 00:44:25,524 TO FIND WORK AS A JOURNALIST. 1314 00:44:25,559 --> 00:44:28,562 [PHONE RINGING...] 1315 00:44:33,636 --> 00:44:36,294 >> Jim: WHAT YOU DOING 1316 00:44:36,328 --> 00:44:37,709 AT JOBCLUB THEN? 1317 00:44:37,744 --> 00:44:39,607 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK, MATE? 1318 00:44:39,642 --> 00:44:40,470 THERE ISN'T NOTHING ABOUT. 1319 00:44:40,505 --> 00:44:44,302 >> NOWT ABOUT. [CHUCKLES] 1320 00:44:44,336 --> 00:44:45,648 PERSONALLY, I USED TO BE SORT OF 1321 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:47,546 A... BIT OF A PLAYER, LIKE, 1322 00:44:47,581 --> 00:44:50,480 WITH THE LADIES. >> RIGHT. 1323 00:44:50,515 --> 00:44:52,275 >> BIT OF A PLAYER AND THAT. 1324 00:44:52,310 --> 00:44:53,518 YOU KNOW WHAT "PLAYER" IS, 1325 00:44:53,552 --> 00:44:56,383 ISN'T IT? 1326 00:44:56,417 --> 00:44:57,902 WELL, I MET THIS, ER... 1327 00:44:57,936 --> 00:44:58,903 I MET A RIGHT STUNNER 1328 00:44:58,937 --> 00:45:00,318 THE OTHER DAY. >> YEAH? 1329 00:45:00,352 --> 00:45:03,390 >> YEAH. MINT, MATE, BELIEVE. 1330 00:45:03,424 --> 00:45:05,495 GORGEOUS GIRL. 1331 00:45:05,530 --> 00:45:08,188 I MEAN, SHE'S LIKE MORE INTO ME 1332 00:45:08,222 --> 00:45:11,018 THAN, THAN I AM HER, LIKE, BUT I 1333 00:45:11,053 --> 00:45:13,124 CAN DEAL WITH THAT BECAUSE... 1334 00:45:13,158 --> 00:45:15,678 SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 1335 00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:16,403 >> IS SHE, MATE? 1336 00:45:16,437 --> 00:45:17,853 >> YEAH. SHE MAKES ME, LIKE, 1337 00:45:17,887 --> 00:45:19,302 FEEL DEAD GOOD ABOUT MYSELF AND 1338 00:45:19,337 --> 00:45:21,477 SHE GIVES ME THEM, LIKE... 1339 00:45:21,511 --> 00:45:22,271 YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GET 1340 00:45:22,305 --> 00:45:23,721 BUTTERFLIES AND SORT OF TINGLES 1341 00:45:23,755 --> 00:45:24,998 AND WARM SHAKE-- YOU KNOW WHAT I 1342 00:45:25,032 --> 00:45:26,378 MEAN?-- WHEN YOU SHAKE 'CAUSE 1343 00:45:26,413 --> 00:45:27,414 YOU SEE A GIRL? 1344 00:45:27,448 --> 00:45:28,587 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, THOUGH? 1345 00:45:28,622 --> 00:45:29,554 >> YEAH, SORT OF, MATE. 1346 00:45:29,588 --> 00:45:30,728 >> GORGEOUS GIRL, MATE, 1347 00:45:30,762 --> 00:45:35,387 BELIEVE ME. 1348 00:45:35,422 --> 00:45:36,147 >> CAN I ASK YOU 1349 00:45:36,181 --> 00:45:36,768 A QUESTION, MATE? 1350 00:45:36,803 --> 00:45:38,736 >> COURSE YOU CAN. 1351 00:45:38,770 --> 00:45:40,358 >> WHAT'S A NICE, LOVELY GIRL 1352 00:45:40,392 --> 00:45:41,566 WHO MAKES YOU SHAKE... 1353 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:46,847 WHAT'S SHE DOING WITH YOU? EH? 1354 00:45:46,882 --> 00:45:49,091 >> [CHUCKLES] 1355 00:45:52,715 --> 00:45:55,166 >> ALL RIGHT... WHERE'S YOUR 1356 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:56,305 GIRLFRIEND THEN? 1357 00:45:56,339 --> 00:45:57,271 HAVE YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND? 1358 00:45:57,306 --> 00:46:02,449 [CELL PHONE RINGTONE PLAYING...] 1359 00:46:02,483 --> 00:46:04,244 THAT'S A BAD PHONE. 1360 00:46:04,278 --> 00:46:04,762 >> YEAH? 1361 00:46:04,796 --> 00:46:07,695 >> WHAT PHONE'S THAT? 1362 00:46:07,730 --> 00:46:12,804 >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 1363 00:46:12,839 --> 00:46:15,600 >> LOOK AT THAT. 1364 00:46:15,634 --> 00:46:16,635 >> Tanya: I'M JUST SAYING 1365 00:46:16,670 --> 00:46:17,878 IT'S NO WAY TO ANSWER 1366 00:46:17,913 --> 00:46:18,810 THE PHONE, IS IT? 1367 00:46:18,845 --> 00:46:20,536 >> Dan: All right, stop going on 1368 00:46:20,570 --> 00:46:20,916 about it. 1369 00:46:20,950 --> 00:46:22,089 >> WHERE ARE YOU, ANYWAY? 1370 00:46:22,124 --> 00:46:23,470 >> Jobclub. 1371 00:46:23,504 --> 00:46:24,402 Fucking gash. 1372 00:46:24,436 --> 00:46:25,161 >> WELL, THAT'S A SURPRISE. 1373 00:46:25,196 --> 00:46:26,335 WOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOU'D HAVE 1374 00:46:26,369 --> 00:46:27,405 BEEN WITH THAT PRICK ROB. 1375 00:46:27,439 --> 00:46:28,233 >> Why are you always 1376 00:46:28,268 --> 00:46:29,131 going on about him? 1377 00:46:29,165 --> 00:46:29,648 >> DON'T START. 1378 00:46:29,683 --> 00:46:31,236 YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE HIM. 1379 00:46:31,271 --> 00:46:31,754 >> WHY? 1380 00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:33,376 >> Because he's a prize fanny. 1381 00:46:33,411 --> 00:46:34,584 >> YEAH, WELL, AT LEAST HE'S 1382 00:46:34,619 --> 00:46:35,620 LOOKING AFTER ME, ISN'T HE? 1383 00:46:35,654 --> 00:46:37,484 >> Yes, I know he lets you sleep 1384 00:46:37,518 --> 00:46:38,312 on his settee. 1385 00:46:38,347 --> 00:46:39,797 NO CHANCE YOU'RE SLEEPING 1386 00:46:39,831 --> 00:46:40,556 ON MINE. 1387 00:46:40,590 --> 00:46:41,557 YOU'RE THE ONE WITH DEGREE. 1388 00:46:41,591 --> 00:46:42,903 YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING AFTER ME. 1389 00:46:42,938 --> 00:46:43,662 >> Cheers, Tanya. 1390 00:46:43,697 --> 00:46:44,767 >> I'M JUST THE LOCAL 1391 00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:45,285 "CLAMP IT." 1392 00:46:45,319 --> 00:46:46,734 >> Yeah. Yes, Tanya, local 1393 00:46:46,769 --> 00:46:48,736 clamp... yeah. [SCOFFS] 1394 00:46:48,771 --> 00:46:50,083 What is... why you being 1395 00:46:50,117 --> 00:46:51,774 like this? 1396 00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:52,499 >> WHAT? 1397 00:46:52,533 --> 00:46:53,741 WORK'S JUST REALLY GETTING 1398 00:46:53,776 --> 00:46:57,021 ON ME TITS AT THE MOMENT. 1399 00:46:57,055 --> 00:46:59,333 YEAH, TONIGHT. 1400 00:46:59,368 --> 00:47:00,748 Where? 1401 00:47:00,783 --> 00:47:01,819 >> I DON'T KNOW, 1402 00:47:01,853 --> 00:47:03,682 THE USUAL PLACE. 1403 00:47:03,717 --> 00:47:05,270 >> YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU THERE. 1404 00:47:05,305 --> 00:47:06,030 >> Love you. 1405 00:47:06,064 --> 00:47:06,927 >> YOU TOO. 1406 00:47:06,962 --> 00:47:07,928 >> Bye. 1407 00:47:07,963 --> 00:47:09,688 >> BYE. 1408 00:47:17,213 --> 00:47:19,837 >> Rob: SHE FUCKS YOU ABOUT. 1409 00:47:19,871 --> 00:47:20,458 I'VE GOT SOMEONE 1410 00:47:20,492 --> 00:47:21,114 THAT I CAN TRUST. 1411 00:47:21,148 --> 00:47:21,942 YOU'RE ONLY FUCKING JEALOUS 1412 00:47:21,977 --> 00:47:23,012 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT NOWT. 1413 00:47:23,047 --> 00:47:24,117 YOU'VE JUST GOT A SLAG. 1414 00:47:24,151 --> 00:47:24,703 >> BUT WHAT DOES SHE... 1415 00:47:24,738 --> 00:47:26,015 WHAT'S A GIRL LIKE THAT, THAT 1416 00:47:26,050 --> 00:47:27,361 CAN GO AND DO THIS WITH THEM? 1417 00:47:27,396 --> 00:47:28,604 YOU DON'T THINK THAT SHE'S... 1418 00:47:28,638 --> 00:47:29,674 >> FUCK OFF. TANYA WOULD GO. 1419 00:47:29,708 --> 00:47:30,813 YOU KNOW TANYA WOULD GO. 1420 00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:32,056 >> [LAUGHS] I DON'T THIS SO, 1421 00:47:32,090 --> 00:47:33,126 MATE. >> TANYA WOULD GO. 1422 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:33,885 HEY, MAN, SHE'D GO. 1423 00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:35,197 SHE COULD FUCKING FIT THIS CAR 1424 00:47:35,231 --> 00:47:37,785 UP HER FANNY. >> [LAUGHS] 1425 00:47:37,820 --> 00:47:40,064 >> SHE'D GO THERE. 1426 00:47:40,098 --> 00:47:40,650 >> DOUBT IT. 1427 00:47:40,685 --> 00:47:42,652 >> SHE'D GO THERE. 1428 00:47:42,687 --> 00:47:43,274 >> RECKON? 1429 00:47:43,308 --> 00:47:44,516 >> AYE. 1430 00:47:44,551 --> 00:47:49,590 [SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE...] 1431 00:48:00,601 --> 00:48:01,740 >> COME ON, TANYA, 1432 00:48:01,775 --> 00:48:02,672 GET IN THE CAR. 1433 00:48:02,707 --> 00:48:03,708 >> I'M NOT FUCKING GETTING IN 1434 00:48:03,742 --> 00:48:05,089 THAT. >> GET IN THE CAR, TANYA. 1435 00:48:05,123 --> 00:48:06,538 >> NO, IT'S GOT ALL THAT 1436 00:48:06,573 --> 00:48:07,263 SHIT ON IT. 1437 00:48:07,298 --> 00:48:09,990 >> TANYA, GET IN THE CAR. 1438 00:48:16,963 --> 00:48:18,205 YOU ALL RIGHT? 1439 00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:21,208 >> I'VE BEEN BETTER. 1440 00:48:21,243 --> 00:48:23,314 >> WISH I WAS COMING WITH YOU. 1441 00:48:28,629 --> 00:48:29,734 >> EXCUSE ME, SIR, 1442 00:48:29,768 --> 00:48:33,220 IS THIS YOUR CAR? 1443 00:48:33,255 --> 00:48:35,947 >> BUT YOU'RE NOT AN ESTATE 1444 00:48:35,982 --> 00:48:37,052 AGENT, ARE YOU? 1445 00:48:37,086 --> 00:48:38,398 SO WHAT ARE PEOPLE GONNA THINK? 1446 00:48:38,432 --> 00:48:39,537 ARE THEY GONNA THINK THAT MY 1447 00:48:39,571 --> 00:48:40,918 BOYFRIEND'S AN ESTATE AGENT? 1448 00:48:40,952 --> 00:48:41,849 NO, THEY'RE NOT. 1449 00:48:41,884 --> 00:48:43,403 THEY'RE GONNA THINK MY BOYFRIEND 1450 00:48:43,437 --> 00:48:44,576 IS PRETENDING TO BE 1451 00:48:44,611 --> 00:48:45,370 AN ESTATE AGENT. 1452 00:48:45,405 --> 00:48:46,578 >> OR THEY MIGHT JUST SEE THE 1453 00:48:46,613 --> 00:48:47,855 STICKERS ON THE CAR AND THINK, 1454 00:48:47,890 --> 00:48:48,615 "THAT'S AN ESTATE AGENT." 1455 00:48:48,649 --> 00:48:50,237 >> EVERYONE KNOWS... EVERYONE 1456 00:48:50,272 --> 00:48:51,445 KNOWS THAT YOU'RE STILL MY 1457 00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:52,101 BOYFRIEND? >> DO THEY? 1458 00:48:52,136 --> 00:48:53,413 >> AND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A JOB. 1459 00:48:53,447 --> 00:48:54,448 >> DOES EVERYONE KNOW? 1460 00:48:54,483 --> 00:48:56,968 LIKE, DOES HE KNOW? NO. 1461 00:48:57,003 --> 00:48:59,315 EXCUSE ME, MATE? >> DAN MAN... 1462 00:48:59,350 --> 00:49:01,904 >> EXCUSE ME. >> SHUT UP. 1463 00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:03,906 >> SHE DOESN'T KNOW. 1464 00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:06,426 >> YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING CHILD. 1465 00:49:06,460 --> 00:49:09,912 >> "SUCH A FUCKING CHILD." 1466 00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:13,433 >> [LAUGHS] THAT WAS AWFUL. 1467 00:49:13,467 --> 00:49:14,537 >> YEAH? >> THAT'S... IT'S 1468 00:49:14,572 --> 00:49:16,367 ACTUALLY GETTING WORSE. 1469 00:49:16,401 --> 00:49:17,402 >> [SIGHS] 1470 00:49:17,437 --> 00:49:22,235 >> [LAUGHS] 1471 00:49:22,269 --> 00:49:23,581 >> POPPADOM? 1472 00:49:23,615 --> 00:49:26,549 >> YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE THEM. 1473 00:49:26,584 --> 00:49:28,931 >> YEAH, I KNOW. [LAUGHS] 1474 00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:30,622 >> THAT WAS SO FUNNY. 1475 00:49:30,657 --> 00:49:32,831 [FORCES LAUGH, COUGHS] 1476 00:49:32,866 --> 00:49:34,833 [INDIAN MUSIC PLAYING 1477 00:49:34,868 --> 00:49:38,113 IN RESTAURANT...] 1478 00:49:42,324 --> 00:49:43,911 >> Man: Here we are 1479 00:49:43,946 --> 00:49:46,604 at The Lighthouse. 1480 00:49:46,638 --> 00:49:47,950 That's it, sweetheart... 1481 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:49,434 excellent. 1482 00:49:49,469 --> 00:49:50,780 You can let them touch you... 1483 00:49:50,815 --> 00:49:52,437 yes, yes... go on, fellas. 1484 00:49:52,472 --> 00:49:54,853 She's foaming, this one. 1485 00:49:54,888 --> 00:49:56,165 Oh, my god, she is foaming! 1486 00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,202 That's extraordinary! 1487 00:50:00,169 --> 00:50:05,795 >> HOW'S WORK? 1488 00:50:05,830 --> 00:50:09,109 >> [SIGHS] 1489 00:50:09,144 --> 00:50:12,009 >> [IMITATES SIGH] WHAT? 1490 00:50:12,043 --> 00:50:13,838 >> I DON'T WANT YOU TO ASK 1491 00:50:13,872 --> 00:50:15,046 BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU HAVE TO. 1492 00:50:15,081 --> 00:50:16,530 I WANT... >> TANYA, CALM DOWN, I 1493 00:50:16,565 --> 00:50:17,876 JUST ASKED HOW WORK WAS GOING. 1494 00:50:17,911 --> 00:50:19,326 >> I WANT YOU TO ASK US 1495 00:50:19,361 --> 00:50:20,879 HOW WORK WAS, BUT I DON'T WANT 1496 00:50:20,914 --> 00:50:22,364 YOU TO ASK US BECAUSE YOU THINK 1497 00:50:22,398 --> 00:50:23,468 YOU HAVE TO ASK US. 1498 00:50:23,503 --> 00:50:24,504 >> DIDN'T THINK I HAD TO. 1499 00:50:24,538 --> 00:50:25,643 I JUST BLOODY ASKED HOW WORK 1500 00:50:25,677 --> 00:50:26,989 WAS-- WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 1501 00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:27,852 >> BECAUSE YOU FELT LIKE 1502 00:50:27,886 --> 00:50:28,577 YOU HAD TO. 1503 00:50:28,611 --> 00:50:30,027 I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL LIKE 1504 00:50:30,061 --> 00:50:31,476 YOU HAVE TO, I WANT YOU 1505 00:50:31,511 --> 00:50:31,959 TO JUST DO IT. 1506 00:50:31,994 --> 00:50:33,030 >> [MOUTH FULL]: I DIDN'T ASK 1507 00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:34,238 BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD TO. 1508 00:50:34,272 --> 00:50:35,791 I ASKED BECAUSE I WANTED TO KNOW 1509 00:50:35,825 --> 00:50:37,517 HOW WORK WAS-- WHY YOU MAKING A 1510 00:50:37,551 --> 00:50:38,173 BIG THING OF IT? 1511 00:50:38,207 --> 00:50:39,898 >> I'M NOT MAKING A BIG THING 1512 00:50:39,933 --> 00:50:41,555 OUT OF IT.>> IT'S NOT AS IF YOU EVER ASK 1513 00:50:41,590 --> 00:50:43,040 ME WHAT I'M DOING, IS IT? I 1514 00:50:43,074 --> 00:50:44,006 MEAN... >> I KNOW WHAT YOU DO. 1515 00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:45,490 FUCK ALL, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. 1516 00:50:45,525 --> 00:50:46,905 >> [SCOFFS] >> OH, WHAT? 1517 00:50:46,940 --> 00:50:49,322 SITTING AT HOME ALL DAY... 1518 00:50:49,356 --> 00:50:50,702 ROB'S FLAT, IS IT? 1519 00:50:50,737 --> 00:50:51,393 UH, THE INTERNET? 1520 00:50:51,427 --> 00:50:53,360 YEAH, OH, SO, SO STRESSFUL. 1521 00:50:53,395 --> 00:50:54,258 >> "HELLO, CAN I GET YOU 1522 00:50:54,292 --> 00:50:55,569 ANYTHING? OH, HI, WHAT WILL I 1523 00:50:55,604 --> 00:50:57,157 SELL YOU? OH, HI, CAN I HELP 1524 00:50:57,192 --> 00:50:58,745 YOU? HI, CAN I HELP YOU?" 1525 00:50:58,779 --> 00:51:00,022 >> "HI, FUCK OFF." 1526 00:51:00,057 --> 00:51:02,059 >> "HI, BRILLIANT JOB." 1527 00:51:02,093 --> 00:51:04,095 >> HOW MANY WALLS DID YOU PAINT? 1528 00:51:04,130 --> 00:51:05,027 WHAT COLOR WERE THEY? 1529 00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:06,442 DID YOU TAKE A PACKED LUNCH? 1530 00:51:06,477 --> 00:51:07,719 DID YOUR FEET GET COLD? 1531 00:51:07,754 --> 00:51:09,825 OH, WAS IT HORRIBLE? 1532 00:51:09,859 --> 00:51:10,860 WELL, WHERE'S THE EXCITEMENT, 1533 00:51:10,895 --> 00:51:13,380 DAN? WHERE'S IT GONE? 1534 00:51:13,415 --> 00:51:14,933 >> ALL RIGHT, DO YOU WANT TO DO 1535 00:51:14,968 --> 00:51:17,004 SOMETHING EXCITING?>> OH, WHAT, WE'RE GONNA GO TO A 1536 00:51:17,039 --> 00:51:18,592 DIFFERENT INDIAN RESTAURANT? 1537 00:51:18,627 --> 00:51:20,836 >> NO. NO, GET YOUR COAT. 1538 00:51:20,870 --> 00:51:22,182 WE'RE GONNA GO AND DO SOMETHING. 1539 00:51:22,217 --> 00:51:23,010 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1540 00:51:23,045 --> 00:51:23,770 >> WE'RE NOT FUCKING STAYING 1541 00:51:23,804 --> 00:51:24,943 HERE. GOING-- WILL YOU COME ON? 1542 00:51:24,978 --> 00:51:26,290 COME ON, LET'S GO. 1543 00:51:26,324 --> 00:51:28,257 CHEERS, YEAH?POPPADOMS WERE FUCKING LOVELY. 1544 00:51:28,292 --> 00:51:29,776 TANYA, COME ON, WE'RE GOING. 1545 00:51:29,810 --> 00:51:30,673 >> ALL RIGHT. 1546 00:51:30,708 --> 00:51:33,055 [GULLS SQUAWKING...] 1547 00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:36,403 ...WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE? 1548 00:51:36,438 --> 00:51:38,543 >> [CHUCKLES] 1549 00:51:38,578 --> 00:51:39,958 >> WELL? 1550 00:51:39,993 --> 00:51:41,926 >> YOU'LL FIND OUT. 1551 00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:44,653 ALL IN GOOD TIME. 1552 00:51:44,687 --> 00:51:46,827 >> WHERE'S ME CIGARETTES? 1553 00:51:50,831 --> 00:51:52,385 >> DAN. 1554 00:51:52,419 --> 00:51:55,319 >> WHAT? 1555 00:51:55,353 --> 00:51:58,770 >> DON'T TURN THE LIGHT ON. 1556 00:51:58,805 --> 00:52:00,910 >> YOU'RE SO BLOODY CHILDISH. 1557 00:52:00,945 --> 00:52:02,119 >> I'M NOT BEING CHILDISH, 1558 00:52:02,153 --> 00:52:02,981 I'M JUST... 1559 00:52:03,016 --> 00:52:04,086 >> WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT 1560 00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:04,742 ALL ABOUT? 1561 00:52:04,776 --> 00:52:05,881 >> WHAT? I'M JUST SAYING DON'T 1562 00:52:05,915 --> 00:52:07,952 PUT THE LIGHTS ON, THAT'S ALL. 1563 00:52:07,986 --> 00:52:09,402 IT'S KILLING THE ATMOS, 1564 00:52:09,436 --> 00:52:12,267 ISN'T IT? 1565 00:52:12,301 --> 00:52:15,132 >> DON'T START. >> WHAT? 1566 00:52:15,166 --> 00:52:16,167 >> "WHAT?" >> WHAT? 1567 00:52:16,202 --> 00:52:17,617 >> HOPE YOU'RE NOT GONNA TRY 1568 00:52:17,651 --> 00:52:18,997 AND KISS ME. 1569 00:52:19,032 --> 00:52:20,447 >> DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 1570 00:52:20,482 --> 00:52:22,691 >> DAN MAN... >> [SIGHS] 1571 00:52:22,725 --> 00:52:25,659 >> LOOK, WE'RE NOT 17 ANYMORE. 1572 00:52:25,694 --> 00:52:26,833 >> YES, I KNOW. 1573 00:52:26,867 --> 00:52:28,766 >> YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF YOU HAD A 1574 00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:30,906 JOB, THEN YOU'D HAVE SOME MONEY, 1575 00:52:30,940 --> 00:52:32,079 THEN YOU COULD HAVE A FLAT, THEN 1576 00:52:32,114 --> 00:52:33,460 YOU'D HAVE SOMEWHERE TO TAKE US 1577 00:52:33,495 --> 00:52:34,944 WHEN YOU WANTED A FUCK INSTEAD 1578 00:52:34,979 --> 00:52:36,153 OF COMPLAINING ALL THE TIME AND 1579 00:52:36,187 --> 00:52:37,775 DRIVING OUT INTO A CAR PARK IN 1580 00:52:37,809 --> 00:52:39,639 THE MIDDLE OF FRIGGIN' NOWHERE. 1581 00:52:39,673 --> 00:52:41,503 >> THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE IT. 1582 00:52:41,537 --> 00:52:44,506 >> OH, AYE, IT'S LOVELY. 1583 00:52:44,540 --> 00:52:47,164 >> THE LIGHTHOUSE... 1584 00:52:47,198 --> 00:52:49,304 TANYA... 1585 00:52:54,619 --> 00:52:55,965 NO, DON'T... 1586 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,658 DON'T ROLL DOWN THE WINDOW. 1587 00:52:58,692 --> 00:53:00,487 >> WHY? 1588 00:53:01,557 --> 00:53:04,181 >> HOWDY. 1589 00:53:04,215 --> 00:53:04,767 >> ALL RIGHT? 1590 00:53:04,802 --> 00:53:06,769 >> Man: YEAH, WHAT'S UP? 1591 00:53:06,804 --> 00:53:08,461 >> Tanya: WHAT DOES HE WANT? 1592 00:53:08,495 --> 00:53:10,773 >> UM... 1593 00:53:10,808 --> 00:53:12,361 >> WELL, YOU COULD COME OVER 1594 00:53:12,396 --> 00:53:13,673 TO OUR PLACE. 1595 00:53:13,707 --> 00:53:15,157 IT'S THE BIG CAMPER VAN, 1596 00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:16,986 OVER THAT WAY. 1597 00:53:17,021 --> 00:53:19,230 >> THE MISSUS, SHE LIKES IT BOTH 1598 00:53:19,265 --> 00:53:22,785 WAYS, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 1599 00:53:22,820 --> 00:53:24,062 BRING YOUR FELLA THERE. 1600 00:53:24,097 --> 00:53:26,203 HE MIGHT WANT TO WATCH. 1601 00:53:26,237 --> 00:53:28,032 >> DAN. 1602 00:53:28,066 --> 00:53:29,654 [ROLLS UP WINDOW] 1603 00:53:29,689 --> 00:53:32,243 >> YEAH... UM... 1604 00:53:32,278 --> 00:53:35,488 HAVE YOU, UM... YOU'VE HEARD OF, 1605 00:53:35,522 --> 00:53:38,076 OF DOGGING, YEAH? 1606 00:53:38,111 --> 00:53:40,044 >> WHAT? 1607 00:53:40,078 --> 00:53:40,527 >> WHAT'S WRONG? 1608 00:53:40,562 --> 00:53:41,563 YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT YOU 1609 00:53:41,597 --> 00:53:42,736 WANTED EXCITEMENT. 1610 00:53:42,771 --> 00:53:44,013 >> NOT WITH A FUCKING MAN THAT 1611 00:53:44,048 --> 00:53:45,705 LOOKS LIKE FREDDY THE LION. 1612 00:53:45,739 --> 00:53:47,016 >> [LAUGHS] DON'T LOOK LIKE 1613 00:53:47,051 --> 00:53:48,155 FREDDY THE LION... 1614 00:53:48,190 --> 00:53:49,018 ALL RIGHT, MATE? 1615 00:53:49,053 --> 00:53:50,744 HE'S NICE. 1616 00:53:50,779 --> 00:53:51,849 >> WELL, YOU CAN HAVE HIM. 1617 00:53:51,883 --> 00:53:53,091 >> HE'S GOT A BOW TIE ON. 1618 00:53:53,126 --> 00:53:54,748 >> OH, MY GOD, THEN I'LL OPEN ME 1619 00:53:54,783 --> 00:53:56,336 LEGS, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1620 00:53:56,371 --> 00:53:57,372 FUCKING HELL! 1621 00:53:57,406 --> 00:53:58,545 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1622 00:53:58,580 --> 00:54:00,823 >> I'M GETTING OUT. 1623 00:54:00,858 --> 00:54:01,721 >> TANYA! 1624 00:54:01,755 --> 00:54:02,825 >> DON'T "TANYA" ME! 1625 00:54:02,860 --> 00:54:03,826 >> YOU SAID YOU WANTED 1626 00:54:03,861 --> 00:54:04,758 EXCITEMENT! 1627 00:54:04,793 --> 00:54:05,759 >> FUCKING WANKER! 1628 00:54:05,794 --> 00:54:08,935 >> THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN RE... 1629 00:54:08,969 --> 00:54:13,042 [♪...] 1630 00:54:13,077 --> 00:54:15,355 >> Man: He's got a bow tie on. 1631 00:54:15,390 --> 00:54:17,081 >> Girl: WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU 1632 00:54:17,115 --> 00:54:20,878 GOING? >> Jim: HEY? YOU WHAT? 1633 00:54:20,912 --> 00:54:24,019 [GIRLS WHOOPING...] 1634 00:54:24,053 --> 00:54:25,123 KEEP IT QUIET, PLEASE. 1635 00:54:25,158 --> 00:54:26,573 IT'S A PUBLIC BUS. 1636 00:54:26,608 --> 00:54:29,542 HAVE A BIT OF RESPECT. 1637 00:54:29,576 --> 00:54:30,474 >> Girl: DRINKING... WE WERE 1638 00:54:30,508 --> 00:54:33,442 DRINKING IN THE PARK, RIGHT... 1639 00:54:33,477 --> 00:54:36,031 >> LAURA... 1640 00:54:36,065 --> 00:54:37,826 YOU ALL RIGHT, LAURA? 1641 00:54:37,860 --> 00:54:40,138 IT'S JIM, DO YOU REMEMBER? 1642 00:54:40,173 --> 00:54:41,070 DO YOU REMEMBER ME? 1643 00:54:41,105 --> 00:54:44,315 [GIRLS CONTINUE TALKING LOUDLY] 1644 00:54:44,350 --> 00:54:45,109 DON'T MIND THEM LOT, 1645 00:54:45,143 --> 00:54:46,559 THEY'RE ALL... FROM BAD 1646 00:54:46,593 --> 00:54:48,906 BACKGROUNDS, LIKE BROKEN HOMES, 1647 00:54:48,940 --> 00:54:50,148 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1648 00:54:50,183 --> 00:54:52,116 COUNCIL HOUSES AND THAT. 1649 00:54:52,150 --> 00:54:53,151 THEY'RE ALL RIGHT, THEY'RE NOT, 1650 00:54:53,186 --> 00:54:54,256 LIKE, BAD PEOPLE OR ANYTHING, 1651 00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:55,982 THEY'RE JUST... THEY HAVEN'T GOT 1652 00:54:56,016 --> 00:54:57,086 NOTHING ELSE TO DO, SO THEY'RE 1653 00:54:57,121 --> 00:54:58,916 JUST A BIT LOUD AND... DO YOU 1654 00:54:58,950 --> 00:55:04,301 KNOW WHAT I MEAN? [GIRLS LAUGH] 1655 00:55:04,335 --> 00:55:06,164 SO YOU LOOK REALLY NICE, 1656 00:55:06,199 --> 00:55:08,960 LOOK DEAD PRETTY. 1657 00:55:08,995 --> 00:55:10,134 IN FACT, YOU LOOK STUNNING, 1658 00:55:10,168 --> 00:55:11,135 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1659 00:55:11,169 --> 00:55:12,861 YOU'RE LIKE A LIGHT BULB IN THE 1660 00:55:12,895 --> 00:55:14,621 MIDDLE OF A BUS-- YOU JUST 1661 00:55:14,656 --> 00:55:20,075 SHINE WITH YOUR BEAUTY. 1662 00:55:20,109 --> 00:55:22,836 >> Girl: FEELS LIKE THAT CHIP, 1663 00:55:22,871 --> 00:55:26,150 RIGHT? >> Girls: OH... 1664 00:55:26,184 --> 00:55:29,153 >> YOU HUNGRY? 1665 00:55:29,187 --> 00:55:31,638 YOU A BIT HUNGRY? 1666 00:55:31,673 --> 00:55:33,640 I'M STARVING. 1667 00:55:33,675 --> 00:55:34,917 DO YOU FANCY COMING OUT FOR 1668 00:55:34,952 --> 00:55:37,920 SOMETHING TO EAT WITH ME? 1669 00:55:37,955 --> 00:55:39,025 MAYBE? 1670 00:55:39,059 --> 00:55:40,440 I'M PAYING, LIKE... YOU DON'T 1671 00:55:40,475 --> 00:55:41,303 EVEN HAVE TO GO HALVES. 1672 00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:46,170 I'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE LOT. 1673 00:55:46,204 --> 00:55:50,036 GO LIBRARY IF YOU WANT. 1674 00:55:50,070 --> 00:55:50,968 [BELL DINGS] 1675 00:55:51,002 --> 00:55:51,796 WHAT ARE YOU GETTING OFF 1676 00:55:51,831 --> 00:55:53,211 HERE FOR? IT'S IN THE MIDDLE 1677 00:55:53,246 --> 00:55:54,143 OF NOWHERE. 1678 00:55:54,178 --> 00:55:55,386 WHAT, YOU'RE GETTING OFF HERE? 1679 00:55:55,421 --> 00:55:57,802 >> LOOK, JIM, I'M REALLY KIND OF 1680 00:55:57,837 --> 00:55:58,665 FUCKING FED UP WITH THINGS 1681 00:55:58,700 --> 00:55:59,804 AND THERE'S THIS BIG FUCKING 1682 00:55:59,839 --> 00:56:00,667 DOGGING MEET AT THE SAINT 1683 00:56:00,702 --> 00:56:01,703 MARY'S LIGHTHOUSE TONIGHT, 1684 00:56:01,737 --> 00:56:03,221 SO I THOUGHT I'D GO ALONG AND 1685 00:56:03,256 --> 00:56:06,224 HAVE SEX WITH A STRANGER, O.K.? 1686 00:56:06,259 --> 00:56:07,329 CAN YOU MOVE OUT OF 1687 00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:09,504 MY WAY, PLEASE? 1688 00:56:09,538 --> 00:56:10,850 >> Girl: OI, YOU, I'VE JUST 1689 00:56:10,884 --> 00:56:12,230 WASHED MY HAIR. 1690 00:56:12,265 --> 00:56:15,026 [♪...] 1691 00:56:15,061 --> 00:56:20,342 [PHONE RINGING ON OTHER END...] 1692 00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:21,550 >> Hiya, this is Tanya's phone. 1693 00:56:21,585 --> 00:56:23,380 I'm sorry I'm not here, but... 1694 00:56:23,414 --> 00:56:25,520 >> [SIGHS] 1695 00:56:25,554 --> 00:56:26,313 COME ON, MATE. 1696 00:56:26,348 --> 00:56:30,732 [PHONE RINGING ON OTHER END...] 1697 00:56:30,766 --> 00:56:31,836 ROB, MATE... 1698 00:56:31,871 --> 00:56:32,699 >> Sarah: IS THAT DAN? 1699 00:56:32,734 --> 00:56:33,390 >> WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? 1700 00:56:33,424 --> 00:56:34,563 >> LOOK, MATE, I'VE, I'VE GONE 1701 00:56:34,598 --> 00:56:36,254 TO A FUCKING CAR PARK WITH TANYA 1702 00:56:36,289 --> 00:56:37,048 AND SHE'S RUN OFF. 1703 00:56:37,083 --> 00:56:37,980 I DON'T KNOW WHERE 1704 00:56:38,015 --> 00:56:38,429 THE FUCK SHE IS. 1705 00:56:38,464 --> 00:56:39,844 >> Sarah: TELL HIM TO FUCK OFF. 1706 00:56:39,879 --> 00:56:40,880 >> Rob: SARAH SAYS HELLO. 1707 00:56:40,914 --> 00:56:41,501 >> I've looked around 1708 00:56:41,536 --> 00:56:42,399 the car park twice... 1709 00:56:42,433 --> 00:56:43,917 >> DAN SAYS HELLO. 1710 00:56:43,952 --> 00:56:45,816 [SARAH MOANS] 1711 00:56:45,850 --> 00:56:46,748 >> ROB? 1712 00:56:46,782 --> 00:56:48,059 >> What you asking me for, man? 1713 00:56:48,094 --> 00:56:49,371 Just fucking get out the car. 1714 00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:50,683 Can't... [MOANS] 1715 00:56:50,717 --> 00:56:53,099 CAN'T HELP YOU. 1716 00:56:53,133 --> 00:56:55,066 FUCK... OH... 1717 00:56:55,101 --> 00:57:00,624 [BOTH MOANING...] 1718 00:57:00,658 --> 00:57:01,797 [THUMPING AND GRUNTING 1719 00:57:01,832 --> 00:57:05,249 THROUGH PHONE...] 1720 00:57:05,283 --> 00:57:06,215 [TAPPING ON WINDOW] 1721 00:57:06,250 --> 00:57:08,735 FUCKING HELL! 1722 00:57:08,770 --> 00:57:11,255 NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MATE. 1723 00:57:11,289 --> 00:57:13,050 MATE, FUCK OFF, THERE'S 1724 00:57:13,084 --> 00:57:15,466 NOTHING TO SEE... 1725 00:57:15,501 --> 00:57:17,468 NO! 1726 00:57:17,503 --> 00:57:19,056 TELL YOU THERE'S FUCK ALL HERE, 1727 00:57:19,090 --> 00:57:19,643 YEAH... FUCK OFF... 1728 00:57:19,677 --> 00:57:21,058 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SEE, 1729 00:57:21,092 --> 00:57:24,406 WATCH ME WANK? 1730 00:57:24,441 --> 00:57:29,238 [THUNDER RUMBLING...] 1731 00:57:29,273 --> 00:57:32,794 >> Tanya: IT'S JUST SO HARD... 1732 00:57:32,828 --> 00:57:34,036 >> Man: OF COURSE IT IS, 1733 00:57:34,071 --> 00:57:35,969 SWEETHEART, BUT IT'S NOT 1734 00:57:36,004 --> 00:57:37,730 WHAT YOU THINK. 1735 00:57:37,764 --> 00:57:38,903 >> IT'S JUST SOMETIMES IT'S 1736 00:57:38,938 --> 00:57:41,665 LIKE... HE NEEDS A GOOD KICK 1737 00:57:41,699 --> 00:57:43,977 UP THE ARSE. 1738 00:57:44,012 --> 00:57:45,427 >> WELL, I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT 1739 00:57:45,462 --> 00:57:48,292 THAT'S ONE THING ABOUT GUYS: 1740 00:57:48,326 --> 00:57:49,396 THEY CAN BE REAL BASTARDS 1741 00:57:49,431 --> 00:57:52,296 WHEN THEY WANT TO BE. 1742 00:57:52,330 --> 00:57:54,401 >> IT WAS THE SAME WITH THE 1743 00:57:54,436 --> 00:57:56,680 TWO OF US, IT REALLY WAS, 1744 00:57:56,714 --> 00:57:59,165 BEFORE WE STARTED DOGGING. 1745 00:57:59,199 --> 00:58:00,442 >> Man: Brilliant action going 1746 00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:03,445 on over there, but, uh, 1747 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:04,688 they're camera-shy. 1748 00:58:04,722 --> 00:58:05,620 They don't, uh, 1749 00:58:05,654 --> 00:58:08,139 want the cameras. 1750 00:58:08,174 --> 00:58:09,416 I don't know what's 1751 00:58:09,451 --> 00:58:12,903 going on here, but, uh... 1752 00:58:12,937 --> 00:58:18,149 [FOOTSTEPS...] 1753 00:58:18,184 --> 00:58:21,049 Oh... it's that little... 1754 00:58:21,083 --> 00:58:22,291 >> HOW ABOUT ANOTHER CUP OF TEA? 1755 00:58:22,326 --> 00:58:23,465 ANOTHER CUP OF TEA, 1756 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:24,328 MAYBE PERK YOU UP. 1757 00:58:24,362 --> 00:58:25,985 >> YEAH, THANK YOU. 1758 00:58:26,019 --> 00:58:28,470 [MUSIC PLAYING IN CAMPER...] 1759 00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:29,678 >> HEY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE 1760 00:58:29,713 --> 00:58:30,645 SOME PICTURES OF OUR 1761 00:58:30,679 --> 00:58:33,199 GRANDCHILDREN? 1762 00:58:33,233 --> 00:58:35,512 >> That's enough of that. 1763 00:58:35,546 --> 00:58:38,687 [MUSIC THUMPING...] 1764 00:58:38,722 --> 00:58:39,723 >> Dan, whispering: TANYA? 1765 00:58:39,757 --> 00:58:41,000 [WOMAN MOANING, 1766 00:58:41,034 --> 00:58:47,972 MUSIC THUMPING,...] 1767 00:58:48,007 --> 00:58:49,456 [MEN LAUGHING...] 1768 00:58:49,491 --> 00:58:52,632 [TAPPING] TANYA? 1769 00:58:52,667 --> 00:58:57,637 [MUSIC THUMPING...] 1770 00:58:57,672 --> 00:58:59,743 TANYA? 1771 00:58:59,777 --> 00:59:01,227 [WOMAN MOANING...] 1772 00:59:01,261 --> 00:59:02,539 >> OH, LOOK AT THAT, MAN. 1773 00:59:02,573 --> 00:59:04,886 I'VE NEVER SEEN NOWT LIKE IT. 1774 00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:06,681 THAT'S GREAT, MAN. 1775 00:59:06,715 --> 00:59:09,476 >> HEY, IT'S A BACK-SEAT MAMBO. 1776 00:59:09,511 --> 00:59:10,995 >> NO, NO, NO, IT'S NOT, MAN, 1777 00:59:11,030 --> 00:59:12,376 WHAT IS IT? IT'S... 1778 00:59:12,410 --> 00:59:13,757 >> OH, YOU'RE RIGHT, THAT'S 1779 00:59:13,791 --> 00:59:14,999 A REVERSE BUCKAROO THERE. 1780 00:59:15,034 --> 00:59:16,863 >> AYE, IT IS. >> IT'S MINT. 1781 00:59:16,898 --> 00:59:18,175 >> SUSPENSION'S WORKING 1782 00:59:18,209 --> 00:59:19,556 A TREAT THERE, LOOK. 1783 00:59:19,590 --> 00:59:20,798 >> IN A NISSAN HATCHBACK "Y" 1784 00:59:20,833 --> 00:59:21,419 REG! 1785 00:59:21,454 --> 00:59:22,351 >> I KNOW, LOOK AT 1786 00:59:22,386 --> 00:59:23,560 THE TRIM ON IT. 1787 00:59:23,594 --> 00:59:24,837 >> THAT'S AMAZING. 1788 00:59:24,871 --> 00:59:26,010 YOU ALL RIGHT THERE, PET? 1789 00:59:26,045 --> 00:59:26,597 YOU WANT TO GET 1790 00:59:26,632 --> 00:59:28,047 A COUPLE OF HANDS ON THAT? 1791 00:59:28,081 --> 00:59:30,394 >> UH, NO, THANKS. 1792 00:59:30,428 --> 00:59:31,947 >> IT'S A ONE-LITER ENGINE, MAN. 1793 00:59:31,982 --> 00:59:33,328 >> OH, THAT'S, THAT'S REALLY 1794 00:59:33,362 --> 00:59:35,364 RARE, THAT-- THAT'S DEAD RARE, 1795 00:59:35,399 --> 00:59:36,262 THAT, MAN. 1796 00:59:36,296 --> 00:59:37,539 >> I KNOW, IT'S BRILLIANT, 1797 00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:38,264 MAN, LOOK. 1798 00:59:38,298 --> 00:59:38,713 >> "Y" REG. 1799 00:59:38,747 --> 00:59:40,024 >> I BET IT'S A GOOD LITTLE 1800 00:59:40,059 --> 00:59:40,784 RUNNER AS WELL. 1801 00:59:40,818 --> 00:59:43,856 >> DAN? 1802 00:59:43,890 --> 00:59:44,684 >> LAURA. 1803 00:59:44,719 --> 00:59:45,409 >> HIYA. 1804 00:59:45,443 --> 00:59:46,444 >> HOW YOU DOING, ALL RIGHT? 1805 00:59:46,479 --> 00:59:48,895 >> I TOLD YOU I'D COME. 1806 00:59:48,930 --> 00:59:51,864 UM... 1807 00:59:51,898 --> 00:59:57,524 TWO SECONDS. 1808 00:59:57,559 --> 01:00:02,426 >> OH... RIGHT... 1809 01:00:02,460 --> 01:00:03,392 OH, COME ON, DAN, 1810 01:00:03,427 --> 01:00:04,290 COME ON, UM... 1811 01:00:04,324 --> 01:00:05,360 >> I BROUGHT THE HAM 1812 01:00:05,394 --> 01:00:07,465 AND PINEAPPLE. 1813 01:00:07,500 --> 01:00:13,540 [THUMPING, WOMAN SQUEALS] 1814 01:00:13,575 --> 01:00:14,611 [MEN LAUGHING] 1815 01:00:14,645 --> 01:00:16,474 >> WAIT THERE, YEAH? >> DAN? 1816 01:00:16,509 --> 01:00:19,201 [MUSIC STOPS, DOGS GROWLING...] 1817 01:00:19,236 --> 01:00:22,135 >> Dan: UH... 1818 01:00:22,170 --> 01:00:24,793 OOH... 1819 01:00:24,828 --> 01:00:27,727 [MEN BARKING LIKE DOGS...] 1820 01:00:27,762 --> 01:00:31,455 >> Tanya: BYE. 1821 01:00:31,489 --> 01:00:34,665 [MEN LAUGHING...] 1822 01:00:39,290 --> 01:00:41,258 >> Man: THAT'S IT. 1823 01:00:41,292 --> 01:00:42,569 >> Man 2: ARE YOU RESTING THAT, 1824 01:00:42,604 --> 01:00:44,433 LIKE? 1825 01:00:44,468 --> 01:00:45,434 >> YOU ALL RIGHT, PET? 1826 01:00:45,469 --> 01:00:46,435 SEE ANYTHING INTERESTING 1827 01:00:46,470 --> 01:00:46,988 TONIGHT? 1828 01:00:47,022 --> 01:00:47,747 >> FUCK OFF. 1829 01:00:47,782 --> 01:00:48,921 >> THE MOUTH ON THAT. 1830 01:00:48,955 --> 01:00:51,958 >> OH... THE MOUTH ON THAT. 1831 01:00:51,993 --> 01:00:54,685 >> THANKS, LAD. 1832 01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:56,791 >> Man: OH, I LIKE THAT. 1833 01:00:56,825 --> 01:00:58,240 OH, I LIKE THAT ONE... 1834 01:00:58,275 --> 01:00:59,034 GO ON, BIT FASTER. 1835 01:00:59,069 --> 01:01:00,139 >> Woman, stifled: I'M TRYING. 1836 01:01:00,173 --> 01:01:01,519 >> THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S IT, 1837 01:01:01,554 --> 01:01:02,969 THAT'S... I LIKE THAT, LAD. 1838 01:01:03,004 --> 01:01:04,453 I HOPE SHE SWALLOWS IT. 1839 01:01:04,488 --> 01:01:06,248 >> YOU'RE PUTTING US OFF. 1840 01:01:06,283 --> 01:01:09,631 >> ANOTHER TIME, YEAH? 1841 01:01:09,666 --> 01:01:11,702 SEE YOU. 1842 01:01:13,877 --> 01:01:16,673 LAURA? 1843 01:01:16,707 --> 01:01:17,294 TANYA! 1844 01:01:17,328 --> 01:01:20,021 >> Jim: LAURA... YOU ALL RIGHT? 1845 01:01:20,055 --> 01:01:21,298 >> WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 1846 01:01:21,332 --> 01:01:22,161 >> JUST GET IN THE CAR. 1847 01:01:22,195 --> 01:01:23,196 >> JIM, I'M NOT IN THE MOOD. 1848 01:01:23,231 --> 01:01:24,232 >> LOOK, I JUST COME DOWN HERE 1849 01:01:24,266 --> 01:01:25,647 TO SEE IF YOU WAS ALL RIGHT. 1850 01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:26,199 >> I'M FINE. 1851 01:01:26,234 --> 01:01:26,648 >> YOU O.K.? 1852 01:01:26,683 --> 01:01:27,545 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 1853 01:01:27,580 --> 01:01:28,029 >> I'M FINE. 1854 01:01:28,063 --> 01:01:29,202 >> YOU SURE? >> YES, I'M FINE. 1855 01:01:29,237 --> 01:01:29,962 >> NONE OF THESE HAVE MESSED 1856 01:01:29,996 --> 01:01:31,170 ABOUT WITH YOU OR OWT LIKE THAT? 1857 01:01:31,204 --> 01:01:31,895 >> NO, JIM, I'M FINE. 1858 01:01:31,929 --> 01:01:32,481 >> I SWEAR TO GOD... 1859 01:01:32,516 --> 01:01:33,551 [IN DISTANCE]: THE FUCKING 1860 01:01:33,586 --> 01:01:34,725 WEIRDOS, PERVERTS, 1861 01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:35,968 DOGGING BASTARDS! 1862 01:01:36,002 --> 01:01:36,554 >> TANYA? 1863 01:01:36,589 --> 01:01:37,694 >> STOP WHINGING LIKE A FANNY 1864 01:01:37,728 --> 01:01:38,729 AND GET IN THE CAR. 1865 01:01:38,764 --> 01:01:40,144 >> LOOK, I WAS THINKING, YEAH, 1866 01:01:40,179 --> 01:01:41,387 I'VE GOT SOME STEAK AND KIDNEY 1867 01:01:41,421 --> 01:01:42,043 PIE LEFT IN MY POCKET. 1868 01:01:42,077 --> 01:01:43,665 DO YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME TO 1869 01:01:43,700 --> 01:01:45,909 GO AND FEED THE DUCKS? 1870 01:01:45,943 --> 01:01:47,669 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SNOG US, 1871 01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:50,534 BUT YOU CAN IF YOU WANT. 1872 01:01:50,568 --> 01:01:52,018 >> I CAN'T WAIT TO DO THAT. 1873 01:01:52,053 --> 01:01:53,502 >> I KNOW. I'M THE SAME, 1874 01:01:53,537 --> 01:01:54,641 I'M THE SAME. 1875 01:01:54,676 --> 01:01:56,505 SHUT UP AND WALK US HOME. 1876 01:01:56,540 --> 01:02:00,371 >> Dan: [PANTING] 1877 01:02:00,406 --> 01:02:03,650 WELL? 1878 01:02:03,685 --> 01:02:06,584 >> Tanya: I'VE BEEN THINKING. 1879 01:02:06,619 --> 01:02:07,724 >> WHAT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN 1880 01:02:07,758 --> 01:02:09,553 YOU'VE BEEN THINKING? 1881 01:02:09,587 --> 01:02:13,074 WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN? 1882 01:02:13,108 --> 01:02:16,733 >> MAYBE I WAS WRONG. 1883 01:02:16,767 --> 01:02:17,595 >> ABOUT WHAT? 1884 01:02:17,630 --> 01:02:21,220 >> ABOUT US, ABOUT THIS. 1885 01:02:21,254 --> 01:02:22,152 >> WHAT, WHAT THE FUCK 1886 01:02:22,186 --> 01:02:24,119 YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1887 01:02:24,154 --> 01:02:28,917 >> LOOK, SHUT UP. 1888 01:02:28,952 --> 01:02:31,264 >> WHAT? TANYA, WAIT, WAIT, 1889 01:02:31,299 --> 01:02:32,024 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, 1890 01:02:32,058 --> 01:02:33,370 LET'S JUST FUCKING TALK. 1891 01:02:33,404 --> 01:02:34,543 [SHE UNZIPS HIM] 1892 01:02:34,578 --> 01:02:36,338 >> I know the lassie 1893 01:02:36,373 --> 01:02:38,893 who swings those hips. 1894 01:02:38,927 --> 01:02:40,584 I know the lassie 1895 01:02:40,618 --> 01:02:42,724 with those red lips. 1896 01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:44,450 It's me, sweetheart, 1897 01:02:44,484 --> 01:02:48,626 your future lover. 1898 01:02:48,661 --> 01:02:52,769 >> TANYA, WAIT, WAIT, 1899 01:02:52,803 --> 01:02:56,876 CAN WE NOT...? 1900 01:02:56,911 --> 01:03:00,293 OH... [PANTING...] 1901 01:03:00,328 --> 01:03:04,125 ALL RIGHT, THEN. 1902 01:03:04,159 --> 01:03:05,367 TANYA, THERE'S FUCKING TWO 1903 01:03:05,402 --> 01:03:08,163 BLOKES OUTSIDE! 1904 01:03:08,198 --> 01:03:10,200 >> DAN, WE'RE DOGGING. 1905 01:03:10,234 --> 01:03:10,648 >> FUCK OFF! 1906 01:03:10,683 --> 01:03:12,409 [SHE HITS HIM] WHAT?! 1907 01:03:12,443 --> 01:03:15,619 >> SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DOG. 1908 01:03:15,653 --> 01:03:16,620 >> MATE, FUCKING... TANYA, 1909 01:03:16,654 --> 01:03:17,759 THERE'S ANOTHER ONE OUT THERE. 1910 01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:19,588 HE'S FUCKING HAVING A WANK. 1911 01:03:19,623 --> 01:03:22,488 OI... [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 1912 01:03:22,522 --> 01:03:24,145 JUST FUCK... TURN THE FUCKING 1913 01:03:24,179 --> 01:03:27,838 LIGHT OFF... TANYA, STOP IT. 1914 01:03:27,873 --> 01:03:28,666 >> FOR FUCK'S SAKE! 1915 01:03:28,701 --> 01:03:31,738 >> FUCKING HELL... FUCK OFF! 1916 01:03:34,534 --> 01:03:40,782 ...O.K., IT'S ON. 1917 01:03:40,817 --> 01:03:41,748 >> WELL, ASK US A QUESTION. 1918 01:03:41,783 --> 01:03:43,647 >> ALL RIGHT, SO, O.K., 1919 01:03:43,681 --> 01:03:46,408 WHAT DID YOU THINK? 1920 01:03:46,443 --> 01:03:48,479 >> THOUGHT IT WAS MINT, 1921 01:03:48,514 --> 01:03:49,618 WAS REALLY EXCITING. 1922 01:03:49,653 --> 01:03:51,448 >> MINT AND EXCITING. 1923 01:03:51,482 --> 01:03:53,795 >> YES, DAN. 1924 01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:55,383 >> EXCITING, WHAT, LIKE, WHAT, 1925 01:03:55,417 --> 01:03:56,625 LIKE JUMPING OUT OF A PLANE 1926 01:03:56,660 --> 01:03:59,628 IS EXCITING? 1927 01:03:59,663 --> 01:04:01,044 >> IT WAS A TURN-ON 1928 01:04:01,078 --> 01:04:02,010 AND IT WAS SOMETHING NEW 1929 01:04:02,045 --> 01:04:04,599 AND EXCITING AND DIFFERENT 1930 01:04:04,633 --> 01:04:06,394 AND I WANT TO GO AGAIN. 1931 01:04:06,428 --> 01:04:07,636 >> IT WASN'T ME TRYING TO FIND 1932 01:04:07,671 --> 01:04:08,534 US A NEW HOBBY, TANYA. 1933 01:04:08,568 --> 01:04:09,846 THIS WAS ME SHOWING YOU WHAT I 1934 01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:11,709 WAS RESEARCHING, THAT'S ALL, 1935 01:04:11,744 --> 01:04:13,401 O.K., IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 1936 01:04:13,435 --> 01:04:14,781 I'M SOR... YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T 1937 01:04:14,816 --> 01:04:15,472 MEAN FOR THAT TO HAPPEN. 1938 01:04:15,506 --> 01:04:16,714 I WAS JUST SHOWING YOU WHAT I 1939 01:04:16,749 --> 01:04:17,474 WAS RESEARCHING. 1940 01:04:17,508 --> 01:04:18,164 >> YOU DIDN'T MEAN 1941 01:04:18,199 --> 01:04:19,062 FOR IT TO HAPPEN? 1942 01:04:19,096 --> 01:04:20,373 YOU DROVE UP TO A DOGGING SITE 1943 01:04:20,408 --> 01:04:21,133 AND YOU DIDN'T MEAN 1944 01:04:21,167 --> 01:04:21,650 FOR IT TO HAPPEN? 1945 01:04:21,685 --> 01:04:22,410 >> WE, WELL, I DIDN'T THINK 1946 01:04:22,444 --> 01:04:23,480 YOU'D BE WANDERING OFF WITH THE 1947 01:04:23,514 --> 01:04:24,550 FIRST STRANGER TO PUT HIS HEAD 1948 01:04:24,584 --> 01:04:25,792 THROUGH THE WINDOW, DID I? 1949 01:04:25,827 --> 01:04:26,690 I WAS JUST SHOWING YOU 1950 01:04:26,724 --> 01:04:27,346 WHAT I WAS DOING. 1951 01:04:27,380 --> 01:04:28,554 LOOK, IT'S, YOU KNOW, 1952 01:04:28,588 --> 01:04:29,693 I'M GLAD YOU CAME, I'M GLAD 1953 01:04:29,727 --> 01:04:30,694 YOU SAW WHAT I WAS RESEARCHING 1954 01:04:30,728 --> 01:04:31,798 BUT THAT'S IT, YOU KNOW? 1955 01:04:31,833 --> 01:04:32,489 IT'S OVER NOW, 1956 01:04:32,523 --> 01:04:33,076 SO FORGET ABOUT IT. 1957 01:04:33,110 --> 01:04:34,801 >> SO YOU'RE NEVER GOING BACK? 1958 01:04:34,836 --> 01:04:36,044 >> YOU'RE NOT BEING SERIOUS? 1959 01:04:36,079 --> 01:04:37,874 >> YES, AND I THINK 1960 01:04:37,908 --> 01:04:39,979 YOU SHOULD. >> WHAT? 1961 01:04:40,014 --> 01:04:40,980 >> WELL, IS IT NOT IMPORTANT FOR 1962 01:04:41,015 --> 01:04:42,257 YOUR RESEARCH TO ACTUALLY GO AND 1963 01:04:42,292 --> 01:04:44,225 FUCKING RESEARCH IT? 1964 01:04:44,259 --> 01:04:44,811 >> THAT IS POSSIBLE. 1965 01:04:44,846 --> 01:04:45,743 TANYA, YOU KNOW, IF I WAS 1966 01:04:45,778 --> 01:04:46,813 RESEARCHING SERIAL KILLERS, I 1967 01:04:46,848 --> 01:04:47,987 WOULDN'T, YOU KNOW, GO ON THE 1968 01:04:48,022 --> 01:04:48,885 STREETS AND... >> ARE YOU 1969 01:04:48,919 --> 01:04:50,093 RESEARCHING SERIAL KILLERS, DAN? 1970 01:04:50,127 --> 01:04:51,439 >> NO. >> NO, YOU'RE RESEARCHING 1971 01:04:51,473 --> 01:04:52,509 DOGGING, SOMETHING THAT'S 1972 01:04:52,543 --> 01:04:53,303 HAPPENING ON THE 1973 01:04:53,337 --> 01:04:54,028 FUCKING DOORSTEP. 1974 01:04:54,062 --> 01:04:55,822 ALL I'M SAYING IS, 1975 01:04:55,857 --> 01:04:57,479 RESEARCH IS IMPORTANT. 1976 01:04:57,514 --> 01:04:58,515 IF YOU WANT TO BE A PROPER 1977 01:04:58,549 --> 01:04:59,896 JOURNALIST, YOU'VE GOT TO GO OUT 1978 01:04:59,930 --> 01:05:00,379 THERE AND DO IT. 1979 01:05:00,413 --> 01:05:01,483 IF YOU'RE GOING TO FANNY ON 1980 01:05:01,518 --> 01:05:02,691 ON THE INTERNET, IT'S NOT 1981 01:05:02,726 --> 01:05:03,692 EXACTLY CUTTING-EDGE 1982 01:05:03,727 --> 01:05:04,279 JOURNALISM, IS IT? 1983 01:05:04,314 --> 01:05:05,522 >> WHAT, SO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE 1984 01:05:05,556 --> 01:05:06,592 YOU DOGGING AGAIN THEN BECAUSE 1985 01:05:06,626 --> 01:05:07,904 I'M RESEARCHING IT FOR AN 1986 01:05:07,938 --> 01:05:09,077 ARTICLE? >> YES. 1987 01:05:09,112 --> 01:05:11,390 >> NO. LOOK, I DON'T WANT 1988 01:05:11,424 --> 01:05:12,736 TO GO AGAIN, ALL RIGHT? 1989 01:05:12,770 --> 01:05:13,737 >> RIGHT, FINE, I'LL FIND 1990 01:05:13,771 --> 01:05:17,672 SOMEONE WHO DOES. 1991 01:05:17,706 --> 01:05:19,122 [♪...] 1992 01:05:19,156 --> 01:05:24,782 [WHIRRING] 1993 01:05:24,817 --> 01:05:30,064 >> THAT'S IT... HOLD ON A SEC. 1994 01:05:39,625 --> 01:05:44,768 [DAN GROANING AND PANTING...] 1995 01:05:48,772 --> 01:05:51,775 >> You are wonderful, 1996 01:05:51,809 --> 01:05:55,606 sweetheart. 1997 01:05:55,641 --> 01:05:59,300 [♪...] 1998 01:05:59,334 --> 01:06:00,094 >> YOU'RE TELL ME BLOODY LIES 1999 01:06:00,128 --> 01:06:01,060 AGAIN, AREN'T YOU? >> THERE WAS 2000 01:06:01,095 --> 01:06:02,165 NO NEED TO THREATEN HIM WITH A 2001 01:06:02,199 --> 01:06:03,097 SWORD-- BLOODY HELL. >> YOU'RE 2002 01:06:03,131 --> 01:06:03,787 TELLING US LIES AGAIN... 2003 01:06:03,821 --> 01:06:04,581 "THREATEN HIM WITH A SWORD..." 2004 01:06:04,615 --> 01:06:05,409 HE'S JUST... >> I'M NOT TELLING 2005 01:06:05,444 --> 01:06:06,272 YOU LIES. >> LISTEN, I'M NOT 2006 01:06:06,307 --> 01:06:07,308 HAVING IT IN MY HOUSE, RIGHT? 2007 01:06:07,342 --> 01:06:08,895 >> SHUT UP! I HATE YOU, DAD, 2008 01:06:08,930 --> 01:06:10,207 I REALLY DO. 2009 01:06:10,242 --> 01:06:14,867 [♪...] 2010 01:06:26,016 --> 01:06:29,261 >> [PANTING...] 2011 01:06:29,295 --> 01:06:32,264 [DAN GROANING...] 2012 01:06:32,298 --> 01:06:32,816 [♪...] 2013 01:06:32,850 --> 01:06:33,851 >> Tanya: GOD'S SAKES, 2014 01:06:33,886 --> 01:06:39,340 YOU COULD LET US KNOW. 2015 01:06:39,374 --> 01:06:45,794 [♪...] 2016 01:06:45,829 --> 01:06:46,761 >> Rob: YOU WANT TO GO 2017 01:06:46,795 --> 01:06:47,417 OUT AGAIN, MAN? 2018 01:06:47,451 --> 01:06:48,280 SARAH, MAN, I'M 2019 01:06:48,314 --> 01:06:49,833 FUCKING KNACKERED.>> YEAH, BUT YOU SAID WE WERE 2020 01:06:49,867 --> 01:06:50,489 GOING DOGGING AND I'M 2021 01:06:50,523 --> 01:06:51,283 ALL DRESSED UP. >> AND I'M 2022 01:06:51,317 --> 01:06:52,974 JUST FUCKING KNACKERED.I'VE GOT THE DVDs, I'VE GOT THE 2023 01:06:53,009 --> 01:06:54,769 BANANA-- WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? 2024 01:06:54,803 --> 01:06:55,942 I'M HARDLY THE BABYSITTER. 2025 01:06:55,977 --> 01:06:59,049 [THEY CONTINUE ARGUING...] 2026 01:06:59,084 --> 01:07:00,154 >> Sarah: I'LL GO OUT AND YOU 2027 01:07:00,188 --> 01:07:01,155 STAY IN THEN AND EVERYTHING WILL 2028 01:07:01,189 --> 01:07:03,778 BE FINE, THEN, RIGHT? I'M GOING. 2029 01:07:03,812 --> 01:07:04,537 >> SARAH? 2030 01:07:04,572 --> 01:07:06,884 >> NO, I'M GOING. 2031 01:07:06,919 --> 01:07:07,851 >> AND I'M NOT GOING TO 2032 01:07:07,885 --> 01:07:08,679 THE BIG MEET AT THE 2033 01:07:08,714 --> 01:07:11,234 LAKE DISTRICT, EITHER! 2034 01:07:11,268 --> 01:07:12,856 >> Tanya: HARDER. 2035 01:07:12,890 --> 01:07:13,650 [DAN PANTING...] 2036 01:07:13,684 --> 01:07:19,207 [POLICE SIREN WAILING...] 2037 01:07:19,242 --> 01:07:19,863 >> Dan: POLICE VAN... 2038 01:07:19,897 --> 01:07:22,245 IT'S A FUCKING POLICE CAR. 2039 01:07:22,279 --> 01:07:23,522 >> BUT I WAS STARTING 2040 01:07:23,556 --> 01:07:24,005 TO GET INTO IT. 2041 01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,524 SEE, YOU WIND THE WINDOW DOWN 2042 01:07:25,558 --> 01:07:27,215 AND THEY'RE PEERING IN. 2043 01:07:27,250 --> 01:07:27,974 >> WANKING? 2044 01:07:28,009 --> 01:07:29,010 >> I KNOW, BUT HONESTLY, BELIEVE 2045 01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:32,393 US, MAN, IT'S FUCKING AMAZING. 2046 01:07:32,427 --> 01:07:39,434 [♪...] 2047 01:07:40,125 --> 01:07:47,097 >> Dan: [GROANING...] 2048 01:07:50,687 --> 01:07:53,690 IS ANYONE THERE? 2049 01:07:53,724 --> 01:07:54,932 I CAN HEAR SOMEONE. 2050 01:07:54,967 --> 01:07:56,037 >> THERE'S NO ONE THERE. 2051 01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:56,900 >> ARE YOU SURE? 2052 01:07:56,934 --> 01:07:58,419 >> MM-HMM. 2053 01:07:58,453 --> 01:08:02,423 >> [GROANING...] 2054 01:08:02,457 --> 01:08:03,907 I CAN SEE SOMEONE. 2055 01:08:03,941 --> 01:08:05,909 >> KEEP FUCKING BLINDFOLDED. 2056 01:08:05,943 --> 01:08:06,910 >> OH, FUCKING HELL. 2057 01:08:06,944 --> 01:08:08,532 FUCK OFF, MATE. 2058 01:08:08,567 --> 01:08:10,086 HE'S FUCKING WANKING, TANYA! 2059 01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:12,847 STOP IT, STOP IT! 2060 01:08:12,881 --> 01:08:14,090 AH, HE'S JUST FUCKING SPUNKED 2061 01:08:14,124 --> 01:08:16,057 ON THE FUCKING WINDSCREEN! 2062 01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:17,196 FUCKING HELL! 2063 01:08:17,231 --> 01:08:17,852 >> DAN MAN! 2064 01:08:17,886 --> 01:08:19,509 >> NO, DON'T. GET OFF! 2065 01:08:19,543 --> 01:08:22,995 [♪...] 2066 01:08:26,930 --> 01:08:29,243 >> I TAKE CLIENTS INTO THAT CAR 2067 01:08:29,277 --> 01:08:31,037 TODAY AND FIND A JOHNNY ON THE 2068 01:08:31,072 --> 01:08:34,179 PASSENGER SEAT. 2069 01:08:43,498 --> 01:08:44,913 >> Sarah: BUSY AGAIN? 2070 01:08:44,948 --> 01:08:48,641 [♪...] 2071 01:08:51,541 --> 01:08:53,508 >> THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. 2072 01:08:53,543 --> 01:08:54,958 NOW GET IN THERE AND PROVE TO ME 2073 01:08:54,992 --> 01:08:56,339 THAT YOU SHOULD STILL BE HERE, 2074 01:08:56,373 --> 01:08:58,824 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 2075 01:08:58,858 --> 01:09:00,481 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 2076 01:09:00,515 --> 01:09:02,345 WELL, LOOK LIKE YOU MEAN IT. 2077 01:09:02,379 --> 01:09:04,312 GET IN THERE AND SHOW ME 2078 01:09:04,347 --> 01:09:05,624 THAT YOU DESERVE BEING PAID 2079 01:09:05,658 --> 01:09:06,521 AT THE END OF THIS WEEK. 2080 01:09:06,556 --> 01:09:08,005 THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE, ROB. 2081 01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:09,179 NOW GET IN THERE AND GET 2082 01:09:09,214 --> 01:09:10,939 OUT OF MY SIGHT. 2083 01:09:10,974 --> 01:09:14,150 [♪...] 2084 01:09:20,294 --> 01:09:23,089 >> [LAUGHS] 2085 01:09:23,124 --> 01:09:24,850 THINKS I'M BOTHERED. 2086 01:09:24,884 --> 01:09:27,991 [LAUGHS] 2087 01:09:52,326 --> 01:09:55,052 >> FUCKING HELL, SARAH. 2088 01:09:55,087 --> 01:09:56,192 >> WHAT? 2089 01:09:56,226 --> 01:09:58,124 >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT"? 2090 01:09:58,159 --> 01:09:58,815 I'M IN THE SHOWER. 2091 01:09:58,849 --> 01:10:00,541 YOU COULD KNOCK OR SOMETHING. 2092 01:10:07,168 --> 01:10:09,998 >> OH, RIGHT... 2093 01:10:10,033 --> 01:10:13,968 YOU FUCKING OFF, THEN? 2094 01:10:14,002 --> 01:10:15,176 HAD YOUR FUN AND NOW YOU'RE 2095 01:10:15,211 --> 01:10:17,040 FUCKING OFF, RIGHT?>> I DON'T KNOW YOU THE FUCK YOU 2096 01:10:17,074 --> 01:10:18,214 THINK YOU ARE, YOU LITTLE SHIT. 2097 01:10:18,248 --> 01:10:19,663 I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU KNOW 2098 01:10:19,698 --> 01:10:23,426 ABOUT ME? 2099 01:10:23,460 --> 01:10:24,565 WHAT DO YOU KNOW 2100 01:10:24,599 --> 01:10:26,256 ABOUT ANYTHING? 2101 01:10:40,926 --> 01:10:45,033 ROB'S A LOVELY BOY. 2102 01:10:45,068 --> 01:10:46,242 >> YEAH. 2103 01:10:46,276 --> 01:10:50,591 >> BUT... I LIKE DOGGING MORE. 2104 01:10:50,625 --> 01:10:54,180 SO... I'M GONNA GET A CAB 2105 01:10:54,215 --> 01:10:55,389 AND I AMGOING TO GO TO 2106 01:10:55,423 --> 01:10:59,565 THE LAKE DISTRICT TONIGHT. 2107 01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:06,020 [♪...] 2108 01:11:08,643 --> 01:11:11,957 >> OF COURSE I REALLY LIKE HER. 2109 01:11:11,991 --> 01:11:13,234 SHE WOULDN'T BE ME GIRLFRIEND IF 2110 01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:15,236 I DIDN'T LIKE HER, WOULD SHE? 2111 01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:16,099 >> HOW MANY OTHER CAR PARKS HAS 2112 01:11:16,133 --> 01:11:19,205 SHE "PAID AND DISPLAYED" IN? 2113 01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:21,898 >> HEY? 2114 01:11:21,932 --> 01:11:22,968 WHAT? 2115 01:11:23,002 --> 01:11:24,038 >> ROB, SHE GOES... YOU MET HER 2116 01:11:24,072 --> 01:11:25,073 GOING DOG... YOU KNOW SHE GOES, 2117 01:11:25,108 --> 01:11:25,971 SHE GOES DOGGING, I MEAN... 2118 01:11:26,005 --> 01:11:27,662 >> THAT'S MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND. 2119 01:11:27,697 --> 01:11:28,905 DO I ASK YOU ABOUT FUCKING 2120 01:11:28,939 --> 01:11:30,320 SLAGGY TANYA? 2121 01:11:30,355 --> 01:11:31,321 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT TRUST-- 2122 01:11:31,356 --> 01:11:32,218 CAN YOU TRUST HER? 2123 01:11:32,253 --> 01:11:32,909 >> I WAS JUST WONDERING IF 2124 01:11:32,943 --> 01:11:33,668 YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT SARAH. 2125 01:11:33,703 --> 01:11:34,945 >> "I'M JUST WONDERING..." 2126 01:11:34,980 --> 01:11:36,222 WELL, OF COURSE I'M SERIOUS 2127 01:11:36,257 --> 01:11:37,776 ABOUT HER. 2128 01:11:37,810 --> 01:11:38,432 >> SOMEONE OLD ENOUGH 2129 01:11:38,466 --> 01:11:39,122 TO BE YOUR MUM? 2130 01:11:39,156 --> 01:11:40,054 >> LET, LET ME ASK YOU 2131 01:11:40,088 --> 01:11:40,503 A FEW QUESTIONS. 2132 01:11:40,537 --> 01:11:41,297 >> YOU SEE, I, UH, I JUST... 2133 01:11:41,331 --> 01:11:42,298 I'VE GOT A, I JUST THINK... 2134 01:11:42,332 --> 01:11:43,229 ACTUALLY SHE, DON'T EVEN... 2135 01:11:43,264 --> 01:11:44,645 >> NO, NO, LET ME ASK YOU A FEW 2136 01:11:44,679 --> 01:11:45,301 QUESTIONS, SHALL I? 2137 01:11:45,335 --> 01:11:46,060 LISTEN, LISTEN, HAVE YOU... 2138 01:11:46,094 --> 01:11:46,854 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 2139 01:11:46,888 --> 01:11:47,993 HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT 2140 01:11:48,027 --> 01:11:50,513 SARAH BEING UNFAITHFUL TO ME? 2141 01:11:50,547 --> 01:11:52,791 >> NO, BUT... >> NO, NO, 2142 01:11:52,825 --> 01:11:54,171 I KNOW THERE'S NO "BUT," 2143 01:11:54,206 --> 01:11:55,276 THE ANSWER IS "NO". 2144 01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:56,173 THE ANSWER'S NO, 2145 01:11:56,208 --> 01:11:56,795 THE ANSWER'S NO. 2146 01:11:56,829 --> 01:11:57,589 >> JUST THINK, WELL, ACTUALLY, 2147 01:11:57,623 --> 01:11:58,486 ACTUALLY IF YOU JUST GIVE ME 2148 01:11:58,521 --> 01:11:59,107 A SECOND, I'LL JUST... 2149 01:11:59,142 --> 01:12:01,972 >> THE ANSWER'S NO, SO... 2150 01:12:02,007 --> 01:12:02,801 >> HIYA, CAN I HAVE 2151 01:12:02,835 --> 01:12:03,767 YOUR NUMBER, PLEASE? 2152 01:12:03,802 --> 01:12:04,906 HIYA, CAN I HAVE 2153 01:12:04,941 --> 01:12:06,391 YOUR NUMBER, PLEASE? 2154 01:12:27,515 --> 01:12:29,310 >> Man: HEY! 2155 01:12:29,345 --> 01:12:30,967 >> [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 2156 01:12:31,001 --> 01:12:33,038 [HUMMING...] 2157 01:12:33,072 --> 01:12:35,316 >> SO WHY, WHY YOU WITH A GIRL 2158 01:12:35,351 --> 01:12:36,352 THAT FANCIES HER BOSS, WHY YOU 2159 01:12:36,386 --> 01:12:37,525 WITH A GIRL THAT'S TRIED TO 2160 01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:43,048 TOUCH YOUR COUSIN'S CHUTTY? 2161 01:12:43,082 --> 01:12:46,879 EH? NO, I'M SERIOUS, HOWAY. 2162 01:12:46,914 --> 01:12:48,674 >> GIVE IT. >> WHY? EXCUSE ME, 2163 01:12:48,709 --> 01:12:49,986 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, I'LL TELL YOU 2164 01:12:50,020 --> 01:12:51,194 EVERYTHING THAT YOU NEED TO 2165 01:12:51,228 --> 01:12:52,885 KNOW, YOU TELL ME WHAT'S GOOD 2166 01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:54,197 ABOUT BEING WITH TANYA AND IF 2167 01:12:54,231 --> 01:12:55,336 YOU, AND, HONESTLY, NO, LISTEN, 2168 01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:56,889 I'M NOT BEING HORRIBLE, IF YOU 2169 01:12:56,924 --> 01:12:58,995 CAN CONVINCE ME THAT YOU'RE WITH 2170 01:12:59,029 --> 01:13:00,168 TANYA FOR THE RIGHT REASONS, 2171 01:13:00,203 --> 01:13:01,963 I'LL APOLOGIZE, I'LL GIVE YOU A 2172 01:13:01,998 --> 01:13:02,999 KISS, ON THE LIPS. 2173 01:13:03,033 --> 01:13:04,069 >> CAN I HAVE IT BACK NOW? 2174 01:13:04,103 --> 01:13:04,966 >> NO, NO, I'M SERIOUS, 2175 01:13:05,001 --> 01:13:06,002 I'M... I WANT TO RECORD THIS 2176 01:13:06,036 --> 01:13:07,383 SO I CAN HEAR, I CAN HEAR YOUR 2177 01:13:07,417 --> 01:13:08,384 REASONS WHY, 'CAUSE I'M YOUR 2178 01:13:08,418 --> 01:13:09,350 COUSIN-- I WANT TO FIND OUT 2179 01:13:09,385 --> 01:13:10,420 WHY YOU'RE WITH SOMEONE THAT 2180 01:13:10,455 --> 01:13:11,835 TREATS YOU LIKE SHITE. 2181 01:13:11,870 --> 01:13:13,147 YEAH, I'M NOT DOING THIS TO BE A 2182 01:13:13,181 --> 01:13:14,493 PRICK, I'M DOING THIS 'CAUSE I 2183 01:13:14,528 --> 01:13:16,081 CARE ABOUT YOU. 2184 01:13:16,115 --> 01:13:17,876 TELL YOU, TELL ME, NO, NO, TWO 2185 01:13:17,910 --> 01:13:18,670 SECONDS, TELL ME THREE THINGS 2186 01:13:18,704 --> 01:13:21,569 THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY ABOUT HER. 2187 01:13:21,604 --> 01:13:22,501 >> UM, OH, NO, I'M NOT, NOT 2188 01:13:22,536 --> 01:13:23,709 DOING THIS, I'M NOT DOING IT... 2189 01:13:23,744 --> 01:13:24,710 >> "UM..." THAT SAYS IT ALL, 2190 01:13:24,745 --> 01:13:25,159 DOESN'T IT? 2191 01:13:25,193 --> 01:13:26,402 ASK ME THREE THINGS THAT MAKE ME 2192 01:13:26,436 --> 01:13:27,333 HAPPY ABOUT SARAH. 2193 01:13:27,368 --> 01:13:29,266 SHE'S KIND, SHE'S CONSIDERATE, 2194 01:13:29,301 --> 01:13:31,268 BENDY AS FUCK. 2195 01:13:31,303 --> 01:13:32,408 >> YEAH, WELL, I DON'T WANT 2196 01:13:32,442 --> 01:13:34,237 TO BE WITH A 40-YEAR-OLD 2197 01:13:34,271 --> 01:13:35,238 DOGGER, DO I? 2198 01:13:35,272 --> 01:13:36,342 WANT TO BE WITH A NICE GIRL 2199 01:13:36,377 --> 01:13:39,449 WHO... YOU KNOW, DOESN'T GET 2200 01:13:39,484 --> 01:13:40,795 HER JOLLIES OFF BY GOING 'ROUND 2201 01:13:40,830 --> 01:13:41,934 A CAR PARK... >> THAT'S FAIR 2202 01:13:41,969 --> 01:13:43,177 PLAY... >> AND SHAGGING 2203 01:13:43,211 --> 01:13:43,764 STRANGERS ALL NIGHT. 2204 01:13:43,798 --> 01:13:45,248 IT'S NOT MY BAG. >> FAIR PLAY... 2205 01:13:45,282 --> 01:13:46,387 >> SIMPLE AS THAT. 2206 01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:49,045 >> SOFT... SOUTHERN... SHITE. 2207 01:13:49,079 --> 01:13:55,361 [MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY...] 2208 01:14:01,091 --> 01:14:03,335 [MUSIC BECOMES LOUDER...] 2209 01:14:14,035 --> 01:14:17,832 >> HI, THERE, DO YOU, UH, DO YOU 2210 01:14:17,867 --> 01:14:20,317 WANT TO TALK TO ME? 2211 01:14:20,352 --> 01:14:21,457 HI, THERE, ARE YOU, UH, 2212 01:14:21,491 --> 01:14:22,665 LOOKING FOR...? 2213 01:14:25,357 --> 01:14:31,363 [♪...] 2214 01:14:36,644 --> 01:14:39,267 >> Dan: WHAT? 2215 01:14:39,302 --> 01:14:41,269 >> YOU BASTARD. 2216 01:14:41,304 --> 01:14:42,892 >> OH, LAURA, HANG ON A MINUTE, 2217 01:14:42,926 --> 01:14:43,306 WAIT, WAIT. 2218 01:14:43,340 --> 01:14:44,445 I DIDN'T, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE 2219 01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:45,826 YOU-- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE 2220 01:14:45,860 --> 01:14:46,620 "HORNY GEORDIE LASS." 2221 01:14:46,654 --> 01:14:48,863 >> WELL, I AM!I AM "HORNY GEORDIE LASS." 2222 01:14:48,898 --> 01:14:50,486 >> I KNOW, I KNOW, IT'S FUNNY, 2223 01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:51,038 ISN'T IT? 2224 01:14:51,072 --> 01:14:52,108 AND I'M SORRY FOR IT... WAIT, 2225 01:14:52,142 --> 01:14:53,247 JUST WAIT A MINUTE, JUST WAIT A 2226 01:14:53,281 --> 01:14:54,420 MINUTE... LOOK, I'M SORRY, YEAH? 2227 01:14:54,455 --> 01:14:55,491 I DIDN'T MEAN TO RUN OFF. 2228 01:14:55,525 --> 01:14:57,113 I'M SORRY, I, I, I HAD TO 2229 01:14:57,147 --> 01:14:58,321 HELP... LOOK, WAIT, WAIT, DON'T 2230 01:14:58,355 --> 01:14:59,253 RUN OFF, PLEASE... NO, LOOK, 2231 01:14:59,287 --> 01:15:02,014 I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 2232 01:15:02,049 --> 01:15:03,326 JUST GIVE ME A SECOND CHANCE. 2233 01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:09,366 LET'S JUST TALK... 2234 01:15:09,401 --> 01:15:11,472 FUCK. 2235 01:15:11,507 --> 01:15:18,203 [♪...] 2236 01:15:21,482 --> 01:15:23,001 >> YOU ALL RIGHT, PET? 2237 01:15:23,035 --> 01:15:25,175 >> YOU'RE HOME EARLY. 2238 01:15:25,210 --> 01:15:26,349 >> IT'S ALL RIGHT, I'VE JUST 2239 01:15:26,383 --> 01:15:33,529 BEEN SKIVING A BIT. 2240 01:15:33,563 --> 01:15:34,012 YOU KNOW, LAURA, 2241 01:15:34,046 --> 01:15:35,979 WHEN YOUR MOM... >> OH, DAD... 2242 01:15:36,014 --> 01:15:37,325 >> LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN, 2243 01:15:37,360 --> 01:15:39,983 PLEASE, I'M NOT... 2244 01:15:40,018 --> 01:15:41,329 I'M NOT THE BEST AT TALKING. 2245 01:15:41,364 --> 01:15:46,645 I NEED, I NEED TO GET THIS OUT. 2246 01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:48,889 WHEN YOUR MOM RAN OFF... >> DAD. 2247 01:15:48,923 --> 01:15:53,031 >> O.K., O.K.... 2248 01:15:53,065 --> 01:15:55,378 WHEN YOUR MOM LEFT US, 2249 01:15:55,412 --> 01:15:57,380 SOMETIMES... >> OH, DAD,I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 2250 01:15:57,414 --> 01:15:58,001 >> SHUSH, ALL RIGHT? 2251 01:15:58,036 --> 01:15:59,313 ALL RIGHT, SHUT UP AND LET ME 2252 01:15:59,347 --> 01:16:06,320 TRY TO GET THIS OUT, PLEASE. 2253 01:16:08,529 --> 01:16:13,051 WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE... 2254 01:16:13,085 --> 01:16:14,846 IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU KNOW 2255 01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:21,818 HOW TO LOVE THEM. 2256 01:16:23,406 --> 01:16:24,890 BY THE TIME YOU REALIZE 2257 01:16:24,925 --> 01:16:28,514 ALL YOUR MISTAKES, IT'S... 2258 01:16:28,549 --> 01:16:33,934 IT'S TOO LATE, ISN'T IT? 2259 01:16:33,968 --> 01:16:40,596 SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE. 2260 01:16:40,630 --> 01:16:43,875 YOUR MOM... 2261 01:16:43,909 --> 01:16:45,704 YOUR MOM DIDN'T LEAVE. 2262 01:16:45,739 --> 01:16:51,434 I, I MADE HER GO. 2263 01:16:51,468 --> 01:16:56,577 I, I DROVE HER AWAY. 2264 01:16:56,612 --> 01:16:57,440 I'M DOING EXACTLY 2265 01:16:57,474 --> 01:17:02,376 THE SAME TO YOU. 2266 01:17:02,410 --> 01:17:05,966 I DON'T BLAME YOUR MOM. 2267 01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:07,139 BLOODY USELESS MEN, 2268 01:17:07,174 --> 01:17:14,077 AREN'T WE, EH? 2269 01:17:14,112 --> 01:17:18,634 LAURA, I... 2270 01:17:18,668 --> 01:17:20,221 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 2271 01:17:20,256 --> 01:17:25,468 THAT I LOVE YOU... 2272 01:17:25,502 --> 01:17:32,475 BUT I DON'T ALWAYS KNOW HOW. 2273 01:17:32,509 --> 01:17:36,652 GIVE US A SECOND CHANCE, EH? 2274 01:17:36,686 --> 01:17:39,585 >> OH, DAD, COME HERE. 2275 01:17:39,620 --> 01:17:43,451 [♪...] 2276 01:17:43,486 --> 01:17:44,521 >> IT'S NOT THAT JIM FELLA, IS 2277 01:17:44,556 --> 01:17:46,316 HE, HE'S NOT MESSING YOU AROUND? 2278 01:17:46,351 --> 01:17:47,110 >> NO, DAD. 2279 01:17:47,145 --> 01:17:48,008 >> I CAN ALWAYS KILL HIM 2280 01:17:48,042 --> 01:17:48,974 FOR YOU, YOU KNOW? 2281 01:17:49,009 --> 01:17:50,320 >> [LAUGHS] 2282 01:17:50,355 --> 01:17:55,532 [♪...] 2283 01:18:03,989 --> 01:18:05,957 >> Tanya: HELLO. 2284 01:18:05,991 --> 01:18:08,649 MMM... 2285 01:18:08,684 --> 01:18:09,650 >> HI. 2286 01:18:09,685 --> 01:18:10,651 >> ALL RIGHT, TOUGH LASS, 2287 01:18:10,686 --> 01:18:11,721 WHERE'S THE CAR? 2288 01:18:11,756 --> 01:18:13,792 HAVE YOU PARKED IT SOMEWHERE? 2289 01:18:13,827 --> 01:18:16,519 >> I, I, I HAVEN'T GOT IT. 2290 01:18:16,553 --> 01:18:17,693 >> WELL, HOW CAN YOU GO DOGGING 2291 01:18:17,727 --> 01:18:20,212 WITHOUT A CAR? 2292 01:18:20,247 --> 01:18:23,043 LOOK... 2293 01:18:23,077 --> 01:18:23,837 >> LOOK, UM... 2294 01:18:23,871 --> 01:18:24,872 >> IT'S GOT POPPERS DOWN THE 2295 01:18:24,907 --> 01:18:25,873 FRONT SO IT'S EASIER. 2296 01:18:25,908 --> 01:18:26,460 >> YEAH, YEAH... 2297 01:18:26,494 --> 01:18:29,083 IT'S, IT'S, IT'S NICE. 2298 01:18:29,118 --> 01:18:30,291 >> SERIOUSLY, DAN, WHERE'S 2299 01:18:30,326 --> 01:18:35,331 THE CAR? I'M FREEZING. 2300 01:18:35,365 --> 01:18:39,059 >> LOOK, UM... 2301 01:18:39,093 --> 01:18:40,405 I'M NOT... 2302 01:18:40,439 --> 01:18:43,063 I'M NOT GOING... 2303 01:18:43,097 --> 01:18:46,722 WE'RE NOT, WE'RE NOT GOING... 2304 01:18:46,756 --> 01:18:48,551 I, I, I DON'T WANT TO GO. 2305 01:18:48,585 --> 01:18:51,519 >> I, I, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 2306 01:18:51,554 --> 01:18:53,038 YOU'RE SAYING YOU DON'T WANT TO 2307 01:18:53,073 --> 01:18:55,731 GO DOGGING WITH US? 2308 01:18:55,765 --> 01:19:01,564 >> YEAH... UM... NO. 2309 01:19:01,598 --> 01:19:05,706 >> UM, IT'S JUST... 2310 01:19:05,741 --> 01:19:10,573 LET'S GO SOMEWHERE. 2311 01:19:10,607 --> 01:19:13,231 COME ON. 2312 01:19:13,265 --> 01:19:17,614 [♪...] 2313 01:19:19,962 --> 01:19:21,066 >> Jim: DO YOU LIKE THEM, 2314 01:19:21,101 --> 01:19:23,586 THEN, YEAH? 2315 01:19:23,620 --> 01:19:24,690 THEY ARE ONLY LIKE "FRIENDLY" 2316 01:19:24,725 --> 01:19:25,553 FLOWERS AS WELL. 2317 01:19:25,588 --> 01:19:26,762 THEY'RE NOT LIKE, 2318 01:19:26,796 --> 01:19:27,728 LIKE BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND 2319 01:19:27,763 --> 01:19:28,591 FLOWERS OBVIOUSLY. 2320 01:19:28,625 --> 01:19:29,454 >> Laura: YEAH, YEAH. 2321 01:19:29,488 --> 01:19:30,524 >> BECAUSE WE'RE JUST FRIENDS, 2322 01:19:30,558 --> 01:19:31,767 AREN'T WE? >> YEAH. 2323 01:19:31,801 --> 01:19:34,942 >> YEAH. LAURA, TODAY I BROUGHT 2324 01:19:34,977 --> 01:19:36,357 YOU A NICE, FRESH BUNCH OF 2325 01:19:36,392 --> 01:19:37,462 FRIENDLY FLOWERS. 2326 01:19:37,496 --> 01:19:38,635 I HOPE WE'RE FRIENDS FOR YEARS 2327 01:19:38,670 --> 01:19:39,775 RATHER THAN HOURS. 2328 01:19:39,809 --> 01:19:41,466 I HOPE WE DON'T COLLAPSE A BIT 2329 01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:42,156 LIKE THE TWIN TOWERS. 2330 01:19:42,191 --> 01:19:43,468 >> YOU CAN'T SAY THAT, MAN. 2331 01:19:43,502 --> 01:19:45,815 >> OH, SORRY, WHY, DID, DID YOU 2332 01:19:45,850 --> 01:19:47,783 KNOW ANYONE SORT OF, ANYONE 2333 01:19:47,817 --> 01:19:49,577 INVOLVED IN THE BUILDING, NO? 2334 01:19:49,612 --> 01:19:52,546 >> NO. >> SORRY. I HOPE WE 2335 01:19:52,580 --> 01:19:54,651 GET HITCHED RATHER THAN HIT. 2336 01:19:54,686 --> 01:19:55,963 I'LL TAKE THE FLOWERS BACK 2337 01:19:55,998 --> 01:19:57,447 IF YOU THINK THEY'RE SHIT. 2338 01:19:57,482 --> 01:19:58,379 I HOPE WE DON'T GO 2339 01:19:58,414 --> 01:19:59,380 TO THE START AGAIN 2340 01:19:59,415 --> 01:19:59,933 WITH YOU APPEALING 2341 01:19:59,967 --> 01:20:00,657 TO THE HEART OF ME. 2342 01:20:00,692 --> 01:20:01,658 I STILL TRY AND PAY YOU 2343 01:20:01,693 --> 01:20:03,281 A COMPLIMENT,BUT YOU'RE A BIT STONE-FACED, 2344 01:20:03,315 --> 01:20:04,282 BIT LIKE CEMENT. 2345 01:20:04,316 --> 01:20:05,145 >> I LOOK LIKE CEMENT? 2346 01:20:05,179 --> 01:20:06,077 >> NO, YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE 2347 01:20:06,111 --> 01:20:07,388 CEMENT, I'M JUST SAYING THAT... 2348 01:20:07,423 --> 01:20:08,182 >> WELL, THAT'S NOT A 2349 01:20:08,217 --> 01:20:08,804 COMPLIMENT, YOU SAYING 2350 01:20:08,838 --> 01:20:09,425 I LOOK LIKE CEMENT. 2351 01:20:09,459 --> 01:20:10,633 >> NO, I DON'T SAY YOU LOOK LIKE 2352 01:20:10,667 --> 01:20:11,737 CEMENT AT ALL, I'M JUST SAYING 2353 01:20:11,772 --> 01:20:12,393 IT'S LIKE THAT. 2354 01:20:12,428 --> 01:20:13,153 >> ARE YOU CALLING US UGLY? 2355 01:20:13,187 --> 01:20:14,464 >> NO, I'M NOT CALLING YOU UGLY, 2356 01:20:14,499 --> 01:20:14,948 I PROMISE YOU. 2357 01:20:14,982 --> 01:20:15,776 I SWEAR, IT'S JUST... 2358 01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:16,777 YOU WAS HARD TO TALK TO, 2359 01:20:16,812 --> 01:20:17,743 WEREN'T YOU, AT FIRST? 2360 01:20:17,778 --> 01:20:18,779 >> WELL, CEMENT'S NOT... 2361 01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:21,678 AH, NOT THAT AGAIN, MAN! 2362 01:20:21,713 --> 01:20:23,819 ARE YOU HAVING TO DO THAT? 2363 01:20:23,853 --> 01:20:25,993 >> SORRY. I'M SAYING IF YOU JUST 2364 01:20:26,028 --> 01:20:27,270 WANT TO BE MATES AND THAT, 2365 01:20:27,305 --> 01:20:28,306 THAT'S ALL RIGHT, I'M NOT 2366 01:20:28,340 --> 01:20:29,307 BOTHERED, BUT... IF YOU EVER 2367 01:20:29,341 --> 01:20:31,412 CHANGE YOUR MIND OR ANYTHING, 2368 01:20:31,447 --> 01:20:32,172 YOU KNOW WHERE I AM. 2369 01:20:32,206 --> 01:20:32,966 >> WON'T CHANGE MY MIND. 2370 01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:33,829 >> YEAH, OF COURSE YOU'LL 2371 01:20:33,863 --> 01:20:35,175 CHANGE YOUR MIND.THAT'S WHAT BEAUTIFUL GIRLS DO, 2372 01:20:35,209 --> 01:20:35,934 THEY ALL CHANGE THEIR MIND, 2373 01:20:35,969 --> 01:20:37,004 DON'T THEY? >> HOW'S THAT? 2374 01:20:37,039 --> 01:20:38,385 >> I DON'T KNOW, 'CAUSE THAT'S 2375 01:20:38,419 --> 01:20:39,835 WHAT GIRLS DO, BUT IF YOU DO 2376 01:20:39,869 --> 01:20:40,836 EVER DECIDE TO CHANGE YOUR 2377 01:20:40,870 --> 01:20:41,940 MIND, THEN... >> JIM... 2378 01:20:41,975 --> 01:20:42,872 >> YEAH? >> SHUT UP. 2379 01:20:42,907 --> 01:20:46,703 [♪...] 2380 01:20:57,231 --> 01:20:59,855 >> HI, BABES. 2381 01:20:59,889 --> 01:21:02,547 UM, LOOK, I'VE GOT, UH, I'VE GOT 2382 01:21:02,581 --> 01:21:03,237 SOME BAD NEWS. 2383 01:21:03,272 --> 01:21:04,411 THE CAR'S OFF TONIGHT, RIGHT, 2384 01:21:04,445 --> 01:21:06,723 BUT NEVER FEAR, 'CAUSE I HAVE 2385 01:21:06,758 --> 01:21:08,829 A... I HAVE YOURS NEED AND, UH, 2386 01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:10,796 GOT A COUPLE OF DVDs IN... 2387 01:21:10,831 --> 01:21:14,800 GOT, UH, JAMAIS VU,A FRENCH 2388 01:21:14,835 --> 01:21:16,181 FILM, IT'S GOT A THING ON 2389 01:21:16,216 --> 01:21:17,631 THE FRONT, "THERE IS ONLY ONE 2390 01:21:17,665 --> 01:21:19,391 MOON BUT IT IS REFLECTED IN 2391 01:21:19,426 --> 01:21:21,669 A MILLION POOLS..." 2392 01:21:21,704 --> 01:21:22,878 I THOUGHT THAT SOUNDED 2393 01:21:22,912 --> 01:21:25,708 GOOD... GOOD. 2394 01:21:25,742 --> 01:21:29,056 [♪...] 2395 01:21:39,964 --> 01:21:46,936 [♪...] 2396 01:21:54,806 --> 01:21:56,014 >> I, I'M SORRY BUT I HAVEN'T 2397 01:21:56,049 --> 01:21:58,706 GOT ENOUGH MONEY. 2398 01:21:58,741 --> 01:22:00,708 [♪...] 2399 01:22:00,743 --> 01:22:06,783 [NO DIALOGUE...] 2400 01:22:16,897 --> 01:22:22,730 [♪...] 2401 01:22:22,765 --> 01:22:23,800 >> Jim: LAURA, JUST TALK 2402 01:22:23,835 --> 01:22:25,250 TO ME, PLEASE. 2403 01:22:25,285 --> 01:22:25,975 WHERE YOU GOING? 2404 01:22:26,010 --> 01:22:27,597 >> HAVE YOU GOT A CAR? 2405 01:22:27,632 --> 01:22:29,254 >> UH... WE CAN GET ONE. 2406 01:22:29,289 --> 01:22:32,844 [♪...] 2407 01:22:36,158 --> 01:22:40,369 [NO DIALOG, ♪...] 2408 01:22:51,449 --> 01:22:54,866 [♪...] 2409 01:23:00,147 --> 01:23:01,907 [ENGINE STARTS] 2410 01:23:01,942 --> 01:23:03,771 >> Dan: LAURA! 2411 01:23:03,806 --> 01:23:06,809 WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! 2412 01:23:06,843 --> 01:23:08,638 LAURA! 2413 01:23:08,673 --> 01:23:09,674 LAURA, WAIT! 2414 01:23:09,708 --> 01:23:10,468 JIM, WHAT THE FUCK 2415 01:23:10,502 --> 01:23:11,676 ARE YOU DOING? 2416 01:23:11,710 --> 01:23:13,022 JIM, WAIT! 2417 01:23:13,057 --> 01:23:14,092 LAURA! 2418 01:23:14,127 --> 01:23:14,782 LAURA, WAIT! 2419 01:23:14,817 --> 01:23:17,302 LAURA, LAURA! 2420 01:23:17,337 --> 01:23:17,958 JIM, WHAT THE FUCK 2421 01:23:17,993 --> 01:23:20,409 ARE YOU DOING? 2422 01:23:20,443 --> 01:23:22,687 OW! 2423 01:23:22,721 --> 01:23:26,622 >> Jim: GOIN' DOGGIN', MATE! 2424 01:23:26,656 --> 01:23:27,830 [MUSIC ENDS] 2425 01:23:27,864 --> 01:23:28,969 ...IS IT GOOD, YEAH? 2426 01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:29,866 WELL, WHAT DO YOU DO 2427 01:23:29,901 --> 01:23:30,971 WHEN YOU'RE THERE? WHAT? 2428 01:23:31,006 --> 01:23:32,110 I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. 2429 01:23:32,145 --> 01:23:33,939 >> WE, WE HAVE SEX. 2430 01:23:33,974 --> 01:23:35,700 >> WHAT? WHO HAS SEX? 2431 01:23:35,734 --> 01:23:37,288 WE HAVE SEX? >> UH-HUH. 2432 01:23:37,322 --> 01:23:37,943 >> WHAT, US TWO? 2433 01:23:37,978 --> 01:23:39,324 >> [CHUCKLES] WILL YOU WATCH 2434 01:23:39,359 --> 01:23:41,499 THE ROAD? 2435 01:23:41,533 --> 01:23:42,948 >> US TWO HAVING SEX? 2436 01:23:42,983 --> 01:23:44,812 >> UH-HUH, THAT'S THE WHOLE 2437 01:23:44,847 --> 01:23:46,504 POINT OF IT. 2438 01:23:46,538 --> 01:23:47,470 ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW 2439 01:23:47,505 --> 01:23:48,506 HOW TO DRIVE? 2440 01:23:48,540 --> 01:23:49,714 >> YEAH, 'COURSE I DO. 2441 01:23:49,748 --> 01:23:55,720 [RADIO IN CAR PLAYS QUIETLY] 2442 01:23:55,754 --> 01:24:00,207 DROVE WHEN I WAS A KID. 2443 01:24:00,242 --> 01:24:03,038 [♪...] 2444 01:24:03,072 --> 01:24:05,661 >> Rob: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US? 2445 01:24:05,695 --> 01:24:07,145 >> Dan: I... I DID TELL YOU. 2446 01:24:07,180 --> 01:24:08,905 >> TWAT! 2447 01:24:08,940 --> 01:24:09,837 YOU COULD HAVE RANG US OR 2448 01:24:09,872 --> 01:24:11,046 SOMETHING, I'VE BEEN FUCKING 2449 01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:11,874 RINGING HER LIKE A TIT, 2450 01:24:11,908 --> 01:24:13,048 LEAVING HER MESSAGES AND SHE 2451 01:24:13,082 --> 01:24:14,980 DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE WITH US. 2452 01:24:15,015 --> 01:24:15,843 >> ALL THE SAME, THESE OLD 2453 01:24:15,878 --> 01:24:17,397 WOMEN, AREN'T THEY? 2454 01:24:17,431 --> 01:24:18,570 JUST USE YOU FOR A BIT, 2455 01:24:18,605 --> 01:24:20,020 THEN FUCK OFF. 2456 01:24:20,055 --> 01:24:22,643 TOLD YOU. 2457 01:24:22,678 --> 01:24:24,197 >> IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, 2458 01:24:24,231 --> 01:24:25,715 WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS FUCKING 2459 01:24:25,750 --> 01:24:26,992 SHIT ANYWAY. 2460 01:24:27,027 --> 01:24:28,891 [SHOUTS AT CAR IN FRONT] MOVE! 2461 01:24:28,925 --> 01:24:29,547 >> Dan: FUCKING HELL. 2462 01:24:29,581 --> 01:24:32,929 >> Rob, shouting: MOVE! MOVE! 2463 01:24:32,964 --> 01:24:35,829 >> Woman: ♪ MITSUBISHI, SUZUKI, 2464 01:24:35,863 --> 01:24:38,211 B.M.W., ONE-TWO-THREE... ♪ 2465 01:24:38,245 --> 01:24:39,108 >> ROB, I-- 2466 01:24:39,143 --> 01:24:39,833 >> READ THE FUCKING MAP! 2467 01:24:39,867 --> 01:24:41,283 I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU! 2468 01:24:41,317 --> 01:24:41,766 READ THE MAP! 2469 01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:44,113 >> ♪ ...B.M.W., X-Y-Z... 2470 01:24:44,148 --> 01:24:45,563 >> HOW MANY JUNCTIONS ARE LEFT? 2471 01:24:45,597 --> 01:24:46,909 >> FOR FUCK'S SAKE, ROB! 2472 01:24:46,943 --> 01:24:47,392 FUCKING SHUT UP! 2473 01:24:47,427 --> 01:24:48,738 >> JUST SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! 2474 01:24:48,773 --> 01:24:49,463 >> FUCKING SHUT UP. 2475 01:24:49,498 --> 01:24:52,225 >> ♪ MITSUBISHI, SUZUKI, 2476 01:24:52,259 --> 01:24:55,297 B.M.W., X-Y-Z... ♪ 2477 01:24:55,331 --> 01:24:57,057 >> Dan: DON'T... RIGHT, 2478 01:24:57,092 --> 01:25:00,474 NO, IT'S NOT... 2479 01:25:00,509 --> 01:25:01,717 >> Rob, shouting: I'M CAUGHT IN 2480 01:25:01,751 --> 01:25:02,614 THE MIDDLE OF A ROUNDABOUT! 2481 01:25:02,649 --> 01:25:03,684 I'M IN A ROUNDABOUT! 2482 01:25:03,719 --> 01:25:04,099 >> DRIVE! 2483 01:25:04,133 --> 01:25:05,307 >> WELL, FUCKIN' TELL US 2484 01:25:05,341 --> 01:25:05,893 WHERE TO GO! 2485 01:25:05,928 --> 01:25:06,722 >> ALL RIGHT, WE'RE FUCKIN' 2486 01:25:06,756 --> 01:25:08,482 CLOSE NOW, WE'RE FUCKIN' CLOSE. 2487 01:25:08,517 --> 01:25:10,070 >> WHAT-- ARE WE THERE YET? 2488 01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:10,898 [CAR HONKS] 2489 01:25:10,933 --> 01:25:11,968 THANKS, MATE! 2490 01:25:12,003 --> 01:25:13,246 [♪...] 2491 01:25:13,280 --> 01:25:15,386 FUCKIN' SICK! 2492 01:25:15,420 --> 01:25:17,042 HOW FAR? 2493 01:25:17,077 --> 01:25:17,767 >> ♪ CARS AND GIRLS, 2494 01:25:17,802 --> 01:25:19,493 NO GIRLS IN THE CAR ♪ 2495 01:25:19,528 --> 01:25:20,391 ♪ CARS AND GIRLS, 2496 01:25:20,425 --> 01:25:22,151 NO GIRLS IN THE CAR ♪ 2497 01:25:22,186 --> 01:25:23,221 ♪ CARS AND GIRLS, 2498 01:25:23,256 --> 01:25:24,981 NO GIRLS IN THE CAR ♪ 2499 01:25:25,016 --> 01:25:25,948 ♪ CARS AND GIRLS, 2500 01:25:25,982 --> 01:25:27,708 NO GIRLS IN THE CAR ♪ 2501 01:25:27,743 --> 01:25:28,640 ♪ CARS AND GIRLS, 2502 01:25:28,675 --> 01:25:30,332 NO GIRLS IN THE CAR ♪ 2503 01:25:30,366 --> 01:25:31,264 ♪ CARS AND GIRLS, 2504 01:25:31,298 --> 01:25:33,058 NO GIRLS IN THE CAR ♪ 2505 01:25:33,093 --> 01:25:33,956 ♪ CARS AND GIRLS, 2506 01:25:33,990 --> 01:25:35,958 NO GIRLS IN THE CAR ♪ 2507 01:25:35,992 --> 01:25:36,786 ♪ CARS AND GIRLS, 2508 01:25:36,821 --> 01:25:38,926 NO GIRLS IN THE CAR. ♪ 2509 01:25:38,961 --> 01:25:39,686 [MUSIC FADES] 2510 01:25:39,720 --> 01:25:40,480 >> Dan: SHE SAID YOU WERE 2511 01:25:40,514 --> 01:25:42,067 A LOVELY BOY, YOU KNOW, SHE SAID 2512 01:25:42,102 --> 01:25:42,654 SHE LIKED YOU, BUT-- 2513 01:25:42,689 --> 01:25:43,759 >> Rob: I'VE HAD THAT ALL THE 2514 01:25:43,793 --> 01:25:44,794 TIME, MAN, I'M SICK OF PEOPLE 2515 01:25:44,829 --> 01:25:45,830 JUST USING US 'CAUSE I'VE GOT 2516 01:25:45,864 --> 01:25:47,072 A FUCKIN' MINT FLAT AND I'M 2517 01:25:47,107 --> 01:25:49,903 A FUCKIN' GOOD LOOKING LAD! 2518 01:25:49,937 --> 01:25:50,904 >> Jim: SO DO YOU KNOW ANYONE 2519 01:25:50,938 --> 01:25:52,008 WHAT GOES DOGGIN' OTHER THAN 2520 01:25:52,043 --> 01:25:53,113 SORT OF YOU? 2521 01:25:53,148 --> 01:25:54,977 >> Laura: COUPLE OF PEOPLE. 2522 01:25:55,011 --> 01:25:56,565 >> WHAT, IS THIS IT? 2523 01:25:56,599 --> 01:25:58,014 >> I'M SURE IT IS. 2524 01:25:58,049 --> 01:25:58,981 >> OH, THERE'S CARAVANS 2525 01:25:59,015 --> 01:26:02,018 AND THAT. 2526 01:26:02,053 --> 01:26:03,434 >> I KNOW, BUT I'M SURE THIS 2527 01:26:03,468 --> 01:26:05,367 IS WHERE IT HAPPENS. 2528 01:26:05,401 --> 01:26:06,333 >> WHAT, 'ROUND HERE? 2529 01:26:06,368 --> 01:26:07,300 LET'S JUST GO HERE. 2530 01:26:07,334 --> 01:26:08,439 HEY UP, LOOK AT HIM! 2531 01:26:08,473 --> 01:26:10,095 >> WHERE?>> I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S A DOGGER 2532 01:26:10,130 --> 01:26:12,201 OR HAVING A PISS OR WHAT. 2533 01:26:15,135 --> 01:26:15,998 >> OH, THIS IS DEFINITELY 2534 01:26:16,032 --> 01:26:17,172 THE PLACE, JIM. 2535 01:26:17,206 --> 01:26:18,000 >> OH, MY GOD, 2536 01:26:18,034 --> 01:26:18,966 ARE THEY DOIN' IT? 2537 01:26:19,001 --> 01:26:20,036 >> UH-HUH... WILL YOU LOOK 2538 01:26:20,071 --> 01:26:22,729 AT THE ROAD, THOUGH! 2539 01:26:22,763 --> 01:26:24,524 PULL OVER HERE, PULL OVER HERE. 2540 01:26:24,558 --> 01:26:25,939 THIS IS THE PLACE. 2541 01:26:25,973 --> 01:26:26,974 JUST PULL OVER HERE! 2542 01:26:27,009 --> 01:26:27,699 >> ALL RIGHT, 2543 01:26:27,734 --> 01:26:29,045 KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON... 2544 01:26:29,080 --> 01:26:30,115 UNLESS YOU WANT 2545 01:26:30,150 --> 01:26:31,462 TO TAKE IT OFF, LAURA. 2546 01:26:31,496 --> 01:26:33,498 >> OH, JIM, SHUT UP. 2547 01:26:33,533 --> 01:26:36,570 [CAR DOOR OPENS] 2548 01:26:36,605 --> 01:26:38,296 >> WHERE YOU GOING? 2549 01:26:38,331 --> 01:26:42,231 [CAR DOOR SLAMS] 2550 01:26:42,266 --> 01:26:45,027 WHAT YOU DOING? 2551 01:26:45,061 --> 01:26:46,201 DO YOU WANT MY COAT? 2552 01:26:46,235 --> 01:26:46,753 >> NO. 2553 01:26:46,787 --> 01:26:48,824 >> IT'S FREEZING. 2554 01:26:50,860 --> 01:26:54,036 LOOK AT ALL THEM STARS. 2555 01:26:54,070 --> 01:26:54,830 ALL THEM DIFFERENT 2556 01:26:54,864 --> 01:26:57,177 CONSTELLATIONS. 2557 01:26:57,212 --> 01:26:58,385 PEOPLE SAY THAT, LIKE, YOU SEE 2558 01:26:58,420 --> 01:27:00,629 BULLS AND BOWS AND ARROWS 2559 01:27:00,663 --> 01:27:02,320 AND THAT... 2560 01:27:02,355 --> 01:27:04,046 BUT I DON'T, I JUST SEE IT 2561 01:27:04,080 --> 01:27:07,532 AS STARS. 2562 01:27:10,570 --> 01:27:11,191 >> Rob: FUCKIN' HELL, 2563 01:27:11,226 --> 01:27:14,159 THEY WEREN'T KIDDING, WERE THEY? 2564 01:27:14,194 --> 01:27:15,057 BUSIER THAN WHITBY 2565 01:27:15,091 --> 01:27:18,440 ON A BANK HOLIDAY. 2566 01:27:23,755 --> 01:27:27,449 WHO'S A DIRTY BITCH? 2567 01:27:31,211 --> 01:27:32,626 >> Jim: ...PEOPLE SAY THAT 2568 01:27:32,661 --> 01:27:33,558 THERE'S LIKE A BEAR OR 2569 01:27:33,593 --> 01:27:35,077 SOMETHING, BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN 2570 01:27:35,111 --> 01:27:37,804 A BEAR, NEVER... 2571 01:27:37,838 --> 01:27:41,048 BET YOU CAN, THOUGH, INNIT? 2572 01:27:41,083 --> 01:27:42,118 BET YOU DO CROSSWORDS. 2573 01:27:42,153 --> 01:27:47,400 >> COME ON THEN, JIM, I'M READY. 2574 01:27:47,434 --> 01:27:49,712 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 2575 01:27:49,747 --> 01:27:51,266 >> WHAT? 2576 01:27:51,300 --> 01:27:53,095 >> AREN'T YOU COLD? 2577 01:27:53,129 --> 01:27:54,303 CAN WE GO, PLEASE? 2578 01:27:54,338 --> 01:27:55,131 >> JIM, WE'RE HERE 2579 01:27:55,166 --> 01:27:56,063 TO BE DOGGIN'. 2580 01:27:56,098 --> 01:27:57,064 >> YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T THINK 2581 01:27:57,099 --> 01:27:58,065 IT'D BE LIKE THIS. 2582 01:27:58,100 --> 01:27:59,101 [GOAT BLEATS] 2583 01:27:59,135 --> 01:28:00,413 [GOAT BLEATS AGAIN, WOMAN MOANS] 2584 01:28:00,447 --> 01:28:01,897 >> THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS. 2585 01:28:01,931 --> 01:28:02,794 >> WHAT? 2586 01:28:02,829 --> 01:28:05,625 I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. 2587 01:28:05,659 --> 01:28:06,419 >> Man: YOU ALL RIGHT? 2588 01:28:06,453 --> 01:28:08,766 DO YOU MIND IF I'M, UH, PIKING? 2589 01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:09,801 >> Jim: I DON'T CARE WHO YOU 2590 01:28:09,836 --> 01:28:11,286 ARE, MATE, I'M IN THE MIDDLE 2591 01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:14,427 OF A CONVERSATION. 2592 01:28:14,461 --> 01:28:16,498 COME ON, LAURA, LET'S GO. 2593 01:28:16,532 --> 01:28:17,464 >> WE'RE HERE TO DO 2594 01:28:17,499 --> 01:28:21,157 DOGGING, JIM. 2595 01:28:21,192 --> 01:28:21,882 >> THE THING IS, 2596 01:28:21,917 --> 01:28:26,162 I REALLY LIKE YA. 2597 01:28:26,197 --> 01:28:29,304 I LOVE YA. 2598 01:28:34,170 --> 01:28:35,482 >> THANKS, JIM, BUT... 2599 01:28:35,517 --> 01:28:40,694 THAT'S NOT WHY I'M HERE. 2600 01:28:40,729 --> 01:28:41,799 >> Jim: LAURA, IT'S FULL 2601 01:28:41,833 --> 01:28:42,834 OF WEIRDOS OUT HERE! 2602 01:28:42,869 --> 01:28:45,147 IT'S FULL OF NUTTERS! 2603 01:28:45,181 --> 01:28:46,597 IT'S RAINING! 2604 01:28:46,631 --> 01:28:47,770 >> HEY, IT WAS INTERESTING, 2605 01:28:47,805 --> 01:28:49,876 THAT... IT WAS, WAS DIFFERENT, 2606 01:28:49,910 --> 01:28:51,187 LIKE... DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW, 2607 01:28:51,222 --> 01:28:53,293 IT WAS, AYE, THAT WAS GOOD THAT 2608 01:28:53,328 --> 01:28:56,089 LIKE... DO YOU WANT US TO PULL 2609 01:28:56,123 --> 01:28:59,023 YOU OFF THEN? 2610 01:28:59,057 --> 01:29:00,024 ALL RIGHT, WELL, 2611 01:29:00,058 --> 01:29:00,783 YOU WANNA PULL ME OFF? 2612 01:29:00,818 --> 01:29:02,682 >> WILL YOU JUST GO AWAY PLEASE? 2613 01:29:02,716 --> 01:29:05,374 >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 2614 01:29:05,409 --> 01:29:09,274 IT WAS INTERESTING. 2615 01:29:15,557 --> 01:29:16,523 >> Man with camera: You don't 2616 01:29:16,558 --> 01:29:20,631 mind if I film this, do you? 2617 01:29:20,665 --> 01:29:23,496 O.K., O.K. 2618 01:29:23,530 --> 01:29:25,636 They're camera shy. 2619 01:29:25,670 --> 01:29:26,671 >> FUCK OFF. 2620 01:29:26,706 --> 01:29:27,327 >> Sorry! 2621 01:29:27,362 --> 01:29:28,363 >> GO FUCK OFF! 2622 01:29:28,397 --> 01:29:31,193 >> Sorry, I'm sorry. 2623 01:29:31,227 --> 01:29:35,508 [QUIET CONVERSATION, LAUGHTER] 2624 01:29:35,542 --> 01:29:38,994 ...Yes, kiss it, baby... 2625 01:29:39,028 --> 01:29:41,686 Oh, that is what we are talking 2626 01:29:41,721 --> 01:29:43,964 about, isn't it? 2627 01:29:43,999 --> 01:29:45,345 Hello, hello. 2628 01:29:45,380 --> 01:29:46,208 >> Woman: FUCK OFF. 2629 01:29:46,242 --> 01:29:48,486 >> I'm sorry, I'm sorry! 2630 01:29:48,521 --> 01:29:50,074 I don't mean to intrude, 2631 01:29:50,108 --> 01:29:50,557 but you are... 2632 01:29:50,592 --> 01:29:53,560 Yes, you are... 2633 01:29:53,595 --> 01:29:57,322 [FOOTSTEPS TRUDGING...] 2634 01:29:59,048 --> 01:30:03,052 She is a dirty bitch, isn't she? 2635 01:30:03,087 --> 01:30:04,399 >> FUCK OFF, MATE. 2636 01:30:06,262 --> 01:30:09,542 >> Dan: CATERING! [CHUCKLES] 2637 01:30:09,576 --> 01:30:10,405 ALL RIGHT, MATE, 2638 01:30:10,439 --> 01:30:12,407 CUP OF TEA, YEAH? 2639 01:30:19,310 --> 01:30:22,417 >> Rob: FUCKING HELL. 2640 01:30:26,282 --> 01:30:28,423 [DAN LAUGHS] 2641 01:30:28,457 --> 01:30:31,426 FUCKING HELL. 2642 01:30:38,087 --> 01:30:40,814 OI, OI! 2643 01:30:40,849 --> 01:30:44,024 FUCKIN' HELL, LOOK AT THOSE... 2644 01:30:44,059 --> 01:30:45,854 FUCKIN' HELL, LOOK AT ALL 2645 01:30:45,888 --> 01:30:49,098 OF THEM... 2646 01:30:49,133 --> 01:30:50,893 [DAN LAUGHS] 2647 01:30:50,928 --> 01:30:53,137 FUCKIN' HELL... 2648 01:30:53,171 --> 01:30:56,451 HOW MANY HAS SHE GOT IN THERE? 2649 01:30:59,281 --> 01:30:59,902 >> WELL, SHE WANTS 2650 01:30:59,937 --> 01:31:04,010 A BIT OF YOU, MATE. 2651 01:31:04,044 --> 01:31:05,736 OH, FUCK-- DRIVE, MATE, DRIVE. 2652 01:31:05,770 --> 01:31:06,737 >> Rob: WHO THE FUCK'S THAT? 2653 01:31:06,771 --> 01:31:07,565 >> PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN, MATE. 2654 01:31:07,600 --> 01:31:08,324 DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE, 2655 01:31:08,359 --> 01:31:09,636 DRIVE-- >> YOU NOSEY-- 2656 01:31:09,671 --> 01:31:10,257 >> MATE, DRIVE, DRIVE, 2657 01:31:10,292 --> 01:31:11,569 DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE, SERIOUSLY. 2658 01:31:11,604 --> 01:31:12,743 >> Rob to man outside: FUCK OFF! 2659 01:31:12,777 --> 01:31:15,504 [ROB GUNS THE MOTOR] POOF! 2660 01:31:15,539 --> 01:31:16,436 >> Dan: WATCH OUT! BRAKES! 2661 01:31:16,471 --> 01:31:17,782 BRAKES! >> Jim: LAURA! 2662 01:31:17,817 --> 01:31:19,266 [TIRES SKID, BRAKES SQUEAL] 2663 01:31:19,301 --> 01:31:20,440 FUCK YOU! 2664 01:31:20,475 --> 01:31:21,683 >> Rob: WHO THE FUCK'S THAT? 2665 01:31:21,717 --> 01:31:22,304 >> Dan: FUCKING JIM! 2666 01:31:22,338 --> 01:31:23,063 >> Rob: FUCKING PRICK, 2667 01:31:23,098 --> 01:31:23,650 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 2668 01:31:23,685 --> 01:31:24,755 >> Dan: JIM, WHERE'S LAURA? 2669 01:31:24,789 --> 01:31:26,066 WHERE IS SHE-- LAURA! 2670 01:31:26,101 --> 01:31:31,831 [ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE] 2671 01:31:31,865 --> 01:31:32,625 >> Jim: SHE WENT DOWN THERE! 2672 01:31:32,659 --> 01:31:33,660 ONE MINUTE I'M THERE... 2673 01:31:33,695 --> 01:31:34,419 >> Dan: WHERE? 2674 01:31:34,454 --> 01:31:35,041 >> Jim: RIGHT THERE. 2675 01:31:35,075 --> 01:31:35,973 TAKES OFF HER TIGHTS AND THEN 2676 01:31:36,007 --> 01:31:37,457 SHE JUST FUCKIN' GOES, MAN... 2677 01:31:37,492 --> 01:31:39,079 >> Dan: WHAT, OVER THERE? 2678 01:31:39,114 --> 01:31:40,287 YOU FUCKING LEFT HER! 2679 01:31:40,322 --> 01:31:42,013 >> Jim: ALL RIGHT, IF YOU... 2680 01:31:42,048 --> 01:31:42,635 ARE YOU GONNA GO 2681 01:31:42,669 --> 01:31:43,359 AND LOOK FOR HER? 2682 01:31:43,394 --> 01:31:44,326 >> Dan: YEAH, OF COURSE 2683 01:31:44,360 --> 01:31:44,947 I FUCKING AM! 2684 01:31:44,982 --> 01:31:45,534 >> Jim: GOOD, BECAUSE 2685 01:31:45,569 --> 01:31:46,466 I'M FUCKING OFF-- THERE'S 2686 01:31:46,501 --> 01:31:47,812 WEIRDOS ROUND HERE, MATE. 2687 01:31:47,847 --> 01:31:49,158 >> Rob: HEY! COME HERE. 2688 01:31:49,193 --> 01:31:50,021 WHAT ABOUT A NICE-LOOKIN' 2689 01:31:50,056 --> 01:31:51,126 MIDDLE-AGED BIRD? >> Dan: ROB! 2690 01:31:51,160 --> 01:31:52,334 >> Rob: ABOUT 40 WITH BIG TITS? 2691 01:31:52,368 --> 01:31:53,300 [TO DAN] FUCKING WAIT! 2692 01:31:53,335 --> 01:31:54,336 >> I'LL CHECK MY NUMBERS, MATE, 2693 01:31:54,370 --> 01:31:55,337 BUT I'LL GET ON TO YOU. 2694 01:31:55,371 --> 01:31:56,476 JIM'LL FIX IT, YOU KNOW 2695 01:31:56,511 --> 01:31:57,028 WHAT I MEAN? 2696 01:31:57,063 --> 01:31:58,133 >> Rob: "JIM'LL FIX IT"? 2697 01:31:58,167 --> 01:31:58,616 WHAT THE FUCK-- 2698 01:31:58,651 --> 01:32:00,342 >> Dan: COME ON, ROB! 2699 01:32:00,376 --> 01:32:01,999 >> YOU ZIPPY MOON FACE! 2700 01:32:02,033 --> 01:32:04,346 >> Rob: TREE BENDER! 2701 01:32:04,380 --> 01:32:07,452 >> MOON FACE. 2702 01:32:07,487 --> 01:32:08,488 [♪...] 2703 01:32:08,523 --> 01:32:10,870 >> Man with camera: At last... 2704 01:32:10,904 --> 01:32:17,186 At last... 2705 01:32:17,221 --> 01:32:18,705 Hello, there. 2706 01:32:18,740 --> 01:32:21,294 >> AH... HIYA... 2707 01:32:21,328 --> 01:32:22,191 >> How are you? 2708 01:32:22,226 --> 01:32:24,331 >> I'M FINE, THANKS. 2709 01:32:24,366 --> 01:32:24,918 >> Great. 2710 01:32:24,953 --> 01:32:26,541 >> ARE YOU VIDEOING THIS? 2711 01:32:26,575 --> 01:32:27,749 >> Em, aye. 2712 01:32:27,783 --> 01:32:29,371 Does it bother you, like? 2713 01:32:29,405 --> 01:32:31,649 >> UH, YEAH. 2714 01:32:31,684 --> 01:32:33,375 >> Well, I'll switch it off, 2715 01:32:33,409 --> 01:32:36,033 there you go. 2716 01:32:36,067 --> 01:32:37,137 It's a cold night, like, 2717 01:32:37,172 --> 01:32:37,517 isn't it? 2718 01:32:37,552 --> 01:32:38,345 >> Laura: YEAH, IT IS, 2719 01:32:38,380 --> 01:32:39,139 REALLY COLD. 2720 01:32:39,174 --> 01:32:40,244 >> Are you waiting for your 2721 01:32:40,278 --> 01:32:40,831 friends, or what? 2722 01:32:40,865 --> 01:32:42,246 >> YEAH, I'LL GO BACK LATER ON. 2723 01:32:42,280 --> 01:32:43,385 >> Uh-huh. 2724 01:32:43,419 --> 01:32:44,524 >> JUST, UH, ON A BIT 2725 01:32:44,559 --> 01:32:45,387 OF A WANDER. 2726 01:32:45,421 --> 01:32:46,491 >> Bit cold for a bit of 2727 01:32:46,526 --> 01:32:47,389 a wander. 2728 01:32:47,423 --> 01:32:48,563 >> YEAH. 2729 01:32:48,597 --> 01:32:51,186 >> Well, step into the warm? 2730 01:32:51,220 --> 01:32:51,704 >> UM... 2731 01:32:51,738 --> 01:32:53,015 >> I can see the goose pimples 2732 01:32:53,050 --> 01:32:53,775 from here, man. 2733 01:32:53,809 --> 01:32:54,569 [LAURA CHUCKLES] 2734 01:32:54,603 --> 01:32:56,571 I've got the heater on full. 2735 01:32:56,605 --> 01:32:57,537 >> OH, AYE. 2736 01:32:57,572 --> 01:32:59,574 >> Oh, yes, come on. 2737 01:33:06,960 --> 01:33:08,168 >> Rob: I NEVER FELT LIKE THIS 2738 01:33:08,203 --> 01:33:08,721 BEFORE, YOU KNOW? 2739 01:33:08,755 --> 01:33:10,688 WITH SARAH, IT WAS JUST LIKE, 2740 01:33:10,723 --> 01:33:12,345 YOU KNOW, I'LL FINALLY BE ABLE 2741 01:33:12,379 --> 01:33:12,966 TO HAVE SEX WITH SOME 2742 01:33:13,001 --> 01:33:14,519 20-YEAR-OLD YOU ALWAYS FANCIED 2743 01:33:14,554 --> 01:33:15,417 WHEN YOU WERE A KID, 2744 01:33:15,451 --> 01:33:16,349 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 2745 01:33:16,383 --> 01:33:18,282 ONLY LIKE, ONLY SHE'S 40 NOW 2746 01:33:18,316 --> 01:33:21,078 AND I'M 20 BUT... AND YOU'RE 2747 01:33:21,112 --> 01:33:22,735 THE FLAT HAT TONIGHT, YEAH? 2748 01:33:22,769 --> 01:33:25,600 IT'S NOT THAT I WANT HER TO BE 2749 01:33:25,634 --> 01:33:27,015 MY MAM OR OWT LIKE THAT, 2750 01:33:27,049 --> 01:33:27,947 KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 2751 01:33:27,981 --> 01:33:28,741 WE'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE 2752 01:33:28,775 --> 01:33:29,742 TO FUCKING FIND HER OUT HERE. 2753 01:33:29,776 --> 01:33:30,432 IT'S A FUCKING DEAD END. 2754 01:33:30,466 --> 01:33:31,536 >> Dan: LET'S GO THROUGH HERE, 2755 01:33:31,571 --> 01:33:32,227 SOME HEADLIGHTS THERE. 2756 01:33:32,261 --> 01:33:33,055 >> THROUGH THE FUCKING WOODS! 2757 01:33:33,090 --> 01:33:33,884 FUCKING GONNA GET A TWIG 2758 01:33:33,918 --> 01:33:34,885 IN MY FUCKIN' EYE! 2759 01:33:34,919 --> 01:33:36,472 >> Man with camera: Something, I think. 2760 01:33:36,507 --> 01:33:40,235 >> I KNOW, IT'S FREEZING. 2761 01:33:40,269 --> 01:33:41,650 >> so, uh, why haven't 2762 01:33:41,685 --> 01:33:42,962 they come? 2763 01:33:42,996 --> 01:33:45,274 >> EH, UM, I'M JUST HAVING 2764 01:33:45,309 --> 01:33:46,275 A WANDER REALLY, 2765 01:33:46,310 --> 01:33:47,242 JUST SEEING WHAT'S... 2766 01:33:47,276 --> 01:33:48,277 >> Oh, I see, I see, O.K. 2767 01:33:48,312 --> 01:33:49,831 We don't have to talk about it. 2768 01:33:49,865 --> 01:33:51,418 >> [CHUCKLES] 2769 01:33:51,453 --> 01:33:53,628 >> Yeah, I'm just, you know, 2770 01:33:53,662 --> 01:33:54,732 out here on my own, trying 2771 01:33:54,767 --> 01:33:55,733 to do some thinking. 2772 01:33:55,768 --> 01:33:57,183 >> YEAH. >> Mm-hmm. 2773 01:33:57,217 --> 01:33:59,979 [RADIO PLAYING IN CAR QUIETLY] 2774 01:34:00,013 --> 01:34:00,462 My name's-- 2775 01:34:00,496 --> 01:34:02,602 >> Rob, panting: OH, FOR FUCK'S 2776 01:34:02,637 --> 01:34:04,569 SAKE, HOW MANY CARS ARE HERE? 2777 01:34:04,604 --> 01:34:05,122 WE'RE GOING IN 2778 01:34:05,156 --> 01:34:06,226 FUCKIN' CIRCLES, MAN! 2779 01:34:06,261 --> 01:34:07,642 >> Dan: HEY, WAIT, SHUT UP! 2780 01:34:07,676 --> 01:34:09,574 >> OH, FUCK... FUCK... 2781 01:34:09,609 --> 01:34:11,093 FUCKING DIRTY BASTARD! 2782 01:34:11,128 --> 01:34:12,301 DAN, DAN, DAN-- DID YOU SAY 2783 01:34:12,336 --> 01:34:13,475 SHE GOT IN A TAXI? 2784 01:34:13,509 --> 01:34:14,131 >> YEAH. 2785 01:34:14,165 --> 01:34:14,510 >> SHE GOT 2786 01:34:14,545 --> 01:34:16,133 IN A FUCKIN' TAXI... 2787 01:34:16,167 --> 01:34:18,653 [♪...] 2788 01:34:21,656 --> 01:34:24,589 IT'S FUCKING TITTY PRINTS. 2789 01:34:24,624 --> 01:34:25,590 IT'S FUCKING TITTY PRINTS 2790 01:34:25,625 --> 01:34:27,247 AND EVERYTHING. 2791 01:34:27,282 --> 01:34:29,180 SARAH'S TITTIES... 2792 01:34:29,215 --> 01:34:30,803 [BANGING] 2793 01:34:30,837 --> 01:34:31,838 >> Man inside car: I THINK 2794 01:34:31,873 --> 01:34:32,977 YOU'LL FIND THE LIGHT 2795 01:34:33,012 --> 01:34:33,495 NOT ON, MATE! 2796 01:34:33,529 --> 01:34:34,841 >> I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, MATE! 2797 01:34:34,876 --> 01:34:35,670 THOSE TITTY PRINTS ARE 2798 01:34:35,704 --> 01:34:37,119 MY GIRLFRIEND'S! SARAH! 2799 01:34:37,154 --> 01:34:37,982 >> Sarah: FOR GOD'S SAKE, ROB! 2800 01:34:38,017 --> 01:34:38,949 >> Man in car: LET'S HAVE 2801 01:34:38,983 --> 01:34:39,777 A BIT OF PRIVACY, EH? 2802 01:34:39,812 --> 01:34:40,985 >> Rob: A BIT OF PRIVACY? 2803 01:34:41,020 --> 01:34:42,159 PRIVACY?IT'S A FUCKING DOGGING MEET, 2804 01:34:42,193 --> 01:34:43,470 YOU STUPID FUCKING BLIND 2805 01:34:43,505 --> 01:34:45,645 FUCKIN'-- SARAH! 2806 01:34:45,680 --> 01:34:46,819 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING 2807 01:34:46,853 --> 01:34:49,028 THIS FOR? [PANTING...] 2808 01:34:49,062 --> 01:34:51,168 [MEN PLAYING GUITAR IN CAR] 2809 01:34:51,202 --> 01:34:54,999 [WOMAN IN BACK SEAT MOANS...] 2810 01:34:55,034 --> 01:34:58,209 >> Rob: SARAH! 2811 01:34:58,244 --> 01:34:59,210 EXCUSE ME, YOU SEEN A 2812 01:34:59,245 --> 01:35:00,453 NICE-LOOKING MIDDLE-AGED BIRD 2813 01:35:00,487 --> 01:35:01,626 ABOUT 40 WITH BIG TITS 2814 01:35:01,661 --> 01:35:02,317 RUN PAST HERE? 2815 01:35:02,351 --> 01:35:03,318 >> Man with guitar: 2816 01:35:03,352 --> 01:35:05,700 FUCK OFF, YOU TWAT. 2817 01:35:05,734 --> 01:35:06,562 [COUPLE IN BACK SEAT CONTINUE 2818 01:35:06,597 --> 01:35:11,533 MOANING, MEN PLAY GUITAR...] 2819 01:35:11,567 --> 01:35:13,017 >> Man: So this is my dog. 2820 01:35:13,052 --> 01:35:14,156 He's not here today. 2821 01:35:14,191 --> 01:35:15,054 >> OH, HE'S LOVELY. 2822 01:35:15,088 --> 01:35:16,641 >> Aye. I've named him 2823 01:35:16,676 --> 01:35:18,574 after me father. 2824 01:35:18,609 --> 01:35:19,852 I call him Genghis. 2825 01:35:19,886 --> 01:35:20,576 >> NICE. 2826 01:35:20,611 --> 01:35:22,199 >> [LAUGHS] 2827 01:35:22,233 --> 01:35:23,683 Have you got any pets like? 2828 01:35:23,718 --> 01:35:25,581 >> ER... NO, NO. 2829 01:35:25,616 --> 01:35:26,306 >> No? >> NO. 2830 01:35:26,341 --> 01:35:27,238 >> Don't you like little, 2831 01:35:27,273 --> 01:35:27,929 furry animals, then? 2832 01:35:27,963 --> 01:35:29,171 >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, I, 2833 01:35:29,206 --> 01:35:30,725 I LOVE DOGS AND THAT, BUT UH, 2834 01:35:30,759 --> 01:35:31,864 I HAVEN'T GOT ONE. 2835 01:35:31,898 --> 01:35:34,349 >> I see. 2836 01:35:34,383 --> 01:35:35,005 O.K. 2837 01:35:35,039 --> 01:35:39,941 [MUSIC CONTINUES ON RADIO...] 2838 01:35:39,975 --> 01:35:42,081 So, um... 2839 01:35:42,115 --> 01:35:43,185 When you say you haven't 2840 01:35:43,220 --> 01:35:44,704 had much luck, is it because, 2841 01:35:44,739 --> 01:35:47,431 um... no one's asked you? 2842 01:35:47,465 --> 01:35:50,606 [NO DIALOGUE] 2843 01:35:50,641 --> 01:35:52,850 [ARGUING INDISTINCTLY] 2844 01:35:52,885 --> 01:35:53,955 >> Rob: YEAH, I'M TELLING YOU 2845 01:35:53,989 --> 01:35:55,128 'CAUSE I'VE REALIZED THAT I 2846 01:35:55,163 --> 01:35:55,750 DIDN'T WANT TO COME UP. 2847 01:35:55,784 --> 01:35:56,785 I DIDN'T WANT TO DO SOMETHING, 2848 01:35:56,820 --> 01:35:57,924 YOU KNOW... I'VE REALIZED HOW 2849 01:35:57,959 --> 01:35:59,098 MUCH YOU MEAN TO US, AND THAT'S 2850 01:35:59,132 --> 01:36:00,306 WHY I'VE COME UP HERE AFTER ALL. 2851 01:36:00,340 --> 01:36:01,686 >> Sarah: WELL, I DON'T WANT TO 2852 01:36:01,721 --> 01:36:02,308 DO THIS ANYMORE, ROB. 2853 01:36:02,342 --> 01:36:03,274 >> WHY, DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE US? 2854 01:36:03,309 --> 01:36:04,034 WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE US 2855 01:36:04,068 --> 01:36:05,104 JUST 'CAUSE I WANT TO FUCKING 2856 01:36:05,138 --> 01:36:06,070 STOP IN AND WATCH SOME VIDEOS 2857 01:36:06,105 --> 01:36:07,209 WITH YOU 'CAUSE I CARE ABOUT 2858 01:36:07,244 --> 01:36:08,210 YOU? >> ROB, I WATCH VIDEOS 2859 01:36:08,245 --> 01:36:08,866 WITH MY CHILDREN. 2860 01:36:08,901 --> 01:36:09,936 >> WELL, I'M NOT ONE 2861 01:36:09,971 --> 01:36:10,592 OF YOUR KIDS. 2862 01:36:10,626 --> 01:36:11,351 >> YOU'RE A BOY, AND-- 2863 01:36:11,386 --> 01:36:12,283 >> I'M NOT A FUCKING BOY! 2864 01:36:12,318 --> 01:36:13,043 >> YOU'RE A BOY. 2865 01:36:13,077 --> 01:36:13,629 >> I'M NOT A BOY. 2866 01:36:13,664 --> 01:36:14,423 >> WELL, YOU'RE NOT GOING-- 2867 01:36:14,458 --> 01:36:15,286 >> YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE 2868 01:36:15,321 --> 01:36:15,942 A FUCKING SLAG! 2869 01:36:15,977 --> 01:36:17,047 YOU ARE A SLAG, SO GO 2870 01:36:17,081 --> 01:36:17,772 FUCK SOMEONE ELSE. 2871 01:36:17,806 --> 01:36:19,635 YEAH, YOU WITH A LAD, YOUNG LAD, 2872 01:36:19,670 --> 01:36:21,051 YOUNG LAD WITH A FUCKING AMAZING 2873 01:36:21,085 --> 01:36:22,880 APARTMENT, AMAZING CAR, BIG 2874 01:36:22,915 --> 01:36:23,743 FUCKING COCK. 2875 01:36:23,778 --> 01:36:24,571 >> YOU KNOW WHAT? 2876 01:36:24,606 --> 01:36:25,227 YOUR COCK'S TOO SMALL. 2877 01:36:25,262 --> 01:36:26,401 >> AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS LOOK 2878 01:36:26,435 --> 01:36:27,471 FOR OTHER COCKS. >> OH, GROW UP! 2879 01:36:27,505 --> 01:36:28,748 >> GO AND FUCK ANYONE YOU WANT. 2880 01:36:28,783 --> 01:36:29,714 I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. 2881 01:36:29,749 --> 01:36:31,440 GO ON, GO GET YOUR FANNY WET. 2882 01:36:31,475 --> 01:36:32,648 GET FUCKED! 2883 01:36:32,683 --> 01:36:34,167 [♪...] 2884 01:36:34,202 --> 01:36:37,792 YOU CAN FUCK ANYONE! 2885 01:36:37,826 --> 01:36:42,210 [PEOPLE LAUGHING...] 2886 01:36:42,244 --> 01:36:44,833 OH, SARAH... 2887 01:36:44,868 --> 01:36:47,802 I GOT ANGRY. 2888 01:36:47,836 --> 01:36:49,562 [OWL HOOTING] 2889 01:36:49,596 --> 01:36:51,391 >> Man: NOW, THEN, LADS, I WANT 2890 01:36:51,426 --> 01:36:52,427 TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THE 2891 01:36:52,461 --> 01:36:53,738 LOVELY LAURA. 2892 01:36:53,773 --> 01:36:54,809 LAURA, THESE ARE THE BOYS. 2893 01:36:54,843 --> 01:36:55,982 CANNY LADS, ALL OF THEM. 2894 01:36:56,017 --> 01:36:57,225 >> HI, LAURA. 2895 01:36:57,259 --> 01:36:57,950 >> HELLO, LAURA. 2896 01:36:57,984 --> 01:36:58,640 NICE TO MEET YOU. 2897 01:36:58,674 --> 01:37:00,815 >> I'LL GET THIS SWITCHED ON. 2898 01:37:00,849 --> 01:37:01,608 >> NICE TO MEET YOU. 2899 01:37:01,643 --> 01:37:02,609 >> THERE YOU GO. 2900 01:37:02,644 --> 01:37:03,852 >> OH, YOU GOT 2901 01:37:03,887 --> 01:37:04,646 LOVELY LEGS THERE. 2902 01:37:04,680 --> 01:37:05,785 I LIKE YOUR LEGS. 2903 01:37:05,820 --> 01:37:06,786 >> I LIKE HER BOOTS. 2904 01:37:06,821 --> 01:37:07,683 >> SHE'S GOT NICE HAIR, 2905 01:37:07,718 --> 01:37:08,615 HASN'T SHE? 2906 01:37:08,650 --> 01:37:09,478 >> I LIKE HER BOOTS. 2907 01:37:09,513 --> 01:37:09,927 >> OH, YES. 2908 01:37:09,962 --> 01:37:11,446 >> OH, I SEE YOU'VE GOT THAT 2909 01:37:11,480 --> 01:37:12,688 NICE, NEW PLASTIC DOWN. 2910 01:37:12,723 --> 01:37:14,414 >> LOOKS ALL RIGHT, DOESN'T IT? 2911 01:37:14,449 --> 01:37:15,139 >> NOT ENOUGH OF IT. 2912 01:37:15,174 --> 01:37:16,106 >> THERE WAS A RIGHT MESS 2913 01:37:16,140 --> 01:37:17,452 THE LAST TIME, WASN'T THERE? 2914 01:37:17,486 --> 01:37:18,211 >> I REMEMBER WHAT 2915 01:37:18,246 --> 01:37:18,798 HAPPENED LAST TIME. 2916 01:37:18,833 --> 01:37:19,868 THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT MESELF 2917 01:37:19,903 --> 01:37:21,283 A MOP AND A BUCKET THIS TIME. 2918 01:37:21,318 --> 01:37:22,491 >> HEY, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. 2919 01:37:22,526 --> 01:37:23,838 THE STARS ARE LOVELY. 2920 01:37:23,872 --> 01:37:24,839 THE BIG BEAR STAR. 2921 01:37:24,873 --> 01:37:26,841 >> YES, THERE'S THE BEAR. 2922 01:37:26,875 --> 01:37:27,945 >> VERY ROMANTIC. 2923 01:37:27,980 --> 01:37:28,704 >> VERY ROMANTIC. 2924 01:37:28,739 --> 01:37:29,498 >> SATURN UP THERE. 2925 01:37:29,533 --> 01:37:30,499 >> THAT'S NOT SATURN! 2926 01:37:30,534 --> 01:37:31,811 THAT'S JUPITER, MAN! 2927 01:37:31,846 --> 01:37:32,847 >> IT'S GOT THE RINGS. 2928 01:37:32,881 --> 01:37:33,778 >> IT'S NOT, MAN. 2929 01:37:33,813 --> 01:37:35,056 >> DO YOU KNOW ABOUT STARS? 2930 01:37:35,090 --> 01:37:36,333 >> NOT A GREAT DEAL LIKE. 2931 01:37:36,367 --> 01:37:37,299 >> WELL, DON'T TALK ABOUT IT. 2932 01:37:37,334 --> 01:37:38,369 >> IT'S GETTING COLD, YOU KNOW. 2933 01:37:38,404 --> 01:37:39,301 >> HEY, THIS LOOKS INTERESTING. 2934 01:37:39,336 --> 01:37:40,440 >> LET'S GO AND WARM 2935 01:37:40,475 --> 01:37:40,889 OURSELVES UP. 2936 01:37:40,924 --> 01:37:41,890 >> YEAH, BUT WHAT'S THEM 2937 01:37:41,925 --> 01:37:42,649 STRAPS THERE FOR? 2938 01:37:42,684 --> 01:37:43,650 >> GOT ANY WHIPS? 2939 01:37:43,685 --> 01:37:44,824 >> A WALNUT WHIP? 2940 01:37:44,859 --> 01:37:47,137 >> YOU TALKING ABOUT CHOCOLATE? 2941 01:37:47,171 --> 01:37:48,517 >> CHOCOLATE? 2942 01:37:48,552 --> 01:37:52,694 [♪...] 2943 01:37:52,728 --> 01:37:54,696 >> Rob: SARAH! 2944 01:37:54,730 --> 01:37:57,354 >> [KNOCKS ON DOOR] HELLO? 2945 01:37:57,388 --> 01:37:59,459 HELLO? [DOOR SLIDES OPEN] 2946 01:37:59,494 --> 01:38:00,184 OH! 2947 01:38:00,219 --> 01:38:04,050 [♪...] 2948 01:38:04,085 --> 01:38:05,638 >> SARAH. 2949 01:38:05,672 --> 01:38:08,020 [PANTING...] 2950 01:38:08,054 --> 01:38:12,231 SARAH. [KNOCKS] 2951 01:38:12,265 --> 01:38:14,336 SARAH, I'M... I'M SORRY FOR 2952 01:38:14,371 --> 01:38:15,993 LOSING ME TEMPER, MAN, YOU KNOW, 2953 01:38:16,028 --> 01:38:17,822 I JUST... 2954 01:38:17,857 --> 01:38:19,548 YOU KNOW, I JUST... 2955 01:38:19,583 --> 01:38:20,653 >> I'VE GOT SOME WATER 2956 01:38:20,687 --> 01:38:22,551 AS WELL FOR EVERYONE. 2957 01:38:22,586 --> 01:38:24,243 >> OH, AYE. NICE ONE. GREAT. 2958 01:38:24,277 --> 01:38:25,347 >> I'LL HAVE SOME OF THAT. 2959 01:38:25,382 --> 01:38:26,452 >> I DON'T NEED ONE OF THEM. 2960 01:38:26,486 --> 01:38:27,936 I'M BURSTING. CAN I GO FIRST? 2961 01:38:27,971 --> 01:38:29,110 >> NOW, JUST HOLD IT IN, 2962 01:38:29,144 --> 01:38:29,731 MAN, HOLD IT IN. 2963 01:38:29,765 --> 01:38:30,870 >> DID YOU REMEMBER TO GET 2964 01:38:30,905 --> 01:38:31,284 THEM TOWELS? 2965 01:38:31,319 --> 01:38:31,906 >> I'VE GOT TOWELS. 2966 01:38:31,940 --> 01:38:34,287 >> CAN YOU BRING THAT LIGHT IN. 2967 01:38:34,322 --> 01:38:35,185 >> Dan: EXCUSE ME. 2968 01:38:35,219 --> 01:38:35,771 SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOU. 2969 01:38:35,806 --> 01:38:36,772 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A BLOKE 2970 01:38:36,807 --> 01:38:38,084 ABOUT MY AGE, HAVE YOU, RUNNING 2971 01:38:38,119 --> 01:38:38,705 UP HERE? 2972 01:38:38,740 --> 01:38:40,569 QUITE STOCKY. QUITE A BIG HEAD. 2973 01:38:40,604 --> 01:38:41,191 GINGER HAIR. 2974 01:38:41,225 --> 01:38:42,364 >> NO, I'VE MISSED 2975 01:38:42,399 --> 01:38:43,089 THAT ONE, LAD. 2976 01:38:43,124 --> 01:38:45,229 [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 2977 01:38:45,264 --> 01:38:46,092 >> AND ALSO I WANT 2978 01:38:46,127 --> 01:38:47,197 TO GET THIS IN SHOT. 2979 01:38:47,231 --> 01:38:49,268 OPEN THEM UP. HYPOALLERGENIC. 2980 01:38:49,302 --> 01:38:53,099 [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 2981 01:38:53,134 --> 01:38:53,582 GLOVES. 2982 01:38:53,617 --> 01:38:54,411 >> Dan: SORRY, SORRY, 2983 01:38:54,445 --> 01:38:55,722 DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT... 2984 01:38:55,757 --> 01:38:58,622 BUT HAVE YOU SEEN A... 2985 01:38:58,656 --> 01:38:59,795 FUCKING HELL. 2986 01:38:59,830 --> 01:39:01,728 MR. JOBSETTER... 2987 01:39:01,763 --> 01:39:02,419 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 2988 01:39:02,453 --> 01:39:03,523 >> WHAT AM IDOING HERE? 2989 01:39:03,558 --> 01:39:04,076 WHAT DO YOU THINK 2990 01:39:04,110 --> 01:39:04,904 YOU'REDOING HERE? 2991 01:39:04,939 --> 01:39:06,630 >> Laura: DAN? 2992 01:39:06,664 --> 01:39:08,425 >> LAURA. 2993 01:39:08,459 --> 01:39:09,288 FUCKING HELL. 2994 01:39:09,322 --> 01:39:10,047 GET OUT OF MY WAY, 2995 01:39:10,082 --> 01:39:10,945 YOU FAT FUCKING FUCKERS. 2996 01:39:10,979 --> 01:39:11,946 LAURA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 2997 01:39:11,980 --> 01:39:12,947 >> WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? 2998 01:39:12,981 --> 01:39:14,155 >> Dan: YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED 2999 01:39:14,189 --> 01:39:14,949 OF YOURSELVES. >> OI! 3000 01:39:14,983 --> 01:39:15,811 >> FUCK OFF. COME ON, LAURA. 3001 01:39:15,846 --> 01:39:16,433 COME THIS WAY. 3002 01:39:16,467 --> 01:39:17,952 >> YOU LITTLE BASTARD! 3003 01:39:17,986 --> 01:39:18,953 >> LAURA. 3004 01:39:18,987 --> 01:39:20,057 >> YOU UNEMPLOYED TWAT! 3005 01:39:20,092 --> 01:39:22,163 THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! 3006 01:39:22,197 --> 01:39:23,405 >> Dan: JUST WAIT THERE. 3007 01:39:23,440 --> 01:39:24,268 >> OH, HE'S COMING BACK. 3008 01:39:24,303 --> 01:39:25,580 >> Dan: WHAT'S THAT? 3009 01:39:25,614 --> 01:39:26,926 >> TROUBLEMAKER, HUH? 3010 01:39:26,961 --> 01:39:27,962 >> YOU JUST THINK TWICE 3011 01:39:27,996 --> 01:39:29,135 BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING SILLY. 3012 01:39:29,170 --> 01:39:30,343 >> WHAT'S THAT? I'M NOT GONNA 3013 01:39:30,378 --> 01:39:31,448 DO ANYTHING FUCKING SILLY. 3014 01:39:31,482 --> 01:39:31,931 >> HEY! 3015 01:39:31,966 --> 01:39:33,726 >> YOU FUCKING WANT SOME! 3016 01:39:33,760 --> 01:39:34,761 >> HEY! HEY! 3017 01:39:34,796 --> 01:39:36,108 >> AIN'T NO FUCKING JOB FOR YOU 3018 01:39:36,142 --> 01:39:37,730 NOW, IS IT, YOU PRICK. 3019 01:39:37,764 --> 01:39:38,731 FUCKING DISGUSTING, 3020 01:39:38,765 --> 01:39:39,387 THE LOT OF YOU. 3021 01:39:39,421 --> 01:39:39,939 >> AH, SOD OFF. 3022 01:39:39,974 --> 01:39:40,975 >> AH, GO HOME, YOU BASTARD. 3023 01:39:41,009 --> 01:39:42,597 >> LAURA. >> Dan: JUST FUCK OFF! 3024 01:39:42,631 --> 01:39:43,667 >> AH, SOD OFF! 3025 01:39:43,701 --> 01:39:44,771 >> COME ON! 3026 01:39:44,806 --> 01:39:45,807 >> RIGHT BASTARD, HIM. 3027 01:39:45,841 --> 01:39:47,153 >> OI, WHO'S HE? 3028 01:39:47,188 --> 01:39:48,672 >> THINK COLIN KNOWS WHO HE IS. 3029 01:39:48,706 --> 01:39:49,466 >> HE'S INTERESTING, THOUGH. 3030 01:39:49,500 --> 01:39:50,846 >> IF YOU WANT... IF YOU WANT TO 3031 01:39:50,881 --> 01:39:51,951 GO OFF AND BE WITH OTHER PEOPLE, 3032 01:39:51,986 --> 01:39:53,608 YOU CAN BE WITH OTHER PEOPLE. 3033 01:39:53,642 --> 01:39:54,781 YOU KNOW HOW EVEN, EVEN IF YOU 3034 01:39:54,816 --> 01:39:55,817 JUST WANT ME TO COME 'ROUND 3035 01:39:55,851 --> 01:39:56,818 EVERY NOW AND THEN JUST TO... 3036 01:39:56,852 --> 01:39:57,819 JUST TO HAVE A LAUGH WITH YOU 3037 01:39:57,853 --> 01:39:58,854 OR SOMETHING, DO YOU KNOW WHAT 3038 01:39:58,889 --> 01:39:59,959 I MEAN, JUST... YOU KNOW... 3039 01:39:59,994 --> 01:40:00,995 YOU KNOW WHAT I USED TO SAY. 3040 01:40:01,029 --> 01:40:02,272 I USED TO MAKE YOU LAUGH AND 3041 01:40:02,306 --> 01:40:02,997 THAT, BUT JUST... YOU KNOW, 3042 01:40:03,031 --> 01:40:04,826 I JUST... YOU JUST CAN'T LEAVE 3043 01:40:04,860 --> 01:40:06,379 US ON ME OWN, MAN, YOU KNOW. 3044 01:40:06,414 --> 01:40:07,932 'CAUSE I'VE... YOU KNOW, I'VE 3045 01:40:07,967 --> 01:40:10,832 BEEN... YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN 3046 01:40:10,866 --> 01:40:12,489 LEFT, LEFT ON ME OWN ALL ME 3047 01:40:12,523 --> 01:40:13,559 LIFE, MAN, YOU KNOW. 3048 01:40:13,593 --> 01:40:18,322 THAT'S WHY I'M... [PANTING...] 3049 01:40:21,325 --> 01:40:22,878 I TELL YOU WHAT, IF YOU, 3050 01:40:22,913 --> 01:40:25,122 IF YOU... SARAH? 3051 01:40:25,157 --> 01:40:28,022 [OPENS DOOR] 3052 01:40:28,056 --> 01:40:29,230 >> Man: HELLO. 3053 01:40:29,264 --> 01:40:30,024 >> SORRY, MATE. 3054 01:40:30,058 --> 01:40:32,026 UM... IS, UH, SARAH... 3055 01:40:32,060 --> 01:40:33,958 I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE. 3056 01:40:33,993 --> 01:40:35,546 [MEN SHOUTING, DOG BARKING...] 3057 01:40:35,581 --> 01:40:37,031 AH, YOU FUCKING SLAG! 3058 01:40:37,065 --> 01:40:37,893 [ENGINE SPUTTERS] 3059 01:40:37,928 --> 01:40:40,034 >> OH, YOU BASTARD. 3060 01:40:40,068 --> 01:40:43,037 [ENGINE SPUTTERS] 3061 01:40:43,071 --> 01:40:43,968 >> [KNOCKS ON WINDOW] 3062 01:40:44,003 --> 01:40:48,145 [ENGINE STARTS] 3063 01:40:48,180 --> 01:40:49,974 TERRIBLY SORRY, BUT... 3064 01:40:50,009 --> 01:40:52,667 YOU'RE NOT GOING, ARE YOU? 3065 01:40:52,701 --> 01:40:57,154 OH... GREAT. 3066 01:40:57,189 --> 01:41:00,606 [♪...] 3067 01:41:02,677 --> 01:41:04,679 YOU'RE A VERY YOUNG MAN, 3068 01:41:04,713 --> 01:41:07,544 AREN'T YOU? 3069 01:41:07,578 --> 01:41:09,994 >> YEAH, I AM. 3070 01:41:10,029 --> 01:41:12,031 >> YEAH, YOU ARE. 3071 01:41:12,066 --> 01:41:14,999 >> THE NAME'S JIM. 3072 01:41:15,034 --> 01:41:16,484 >> SARAH. 3073 01:41:16,518 --> 01:41:17,830 [KISS] 3074 01:41:17,864 --> 01:41:19,038 CHARMING. 3075 01:41:19,073 --> 01:41:21,454 >> THANK YOU. 3076 01:41:21,489 --> 01:41:23,905 SO WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO? 3077 01:41:23,939 --> 01:41:26,908 >> I REALLY WANT TO GO HOME. 3078 01:41:26,942 --> 01:41:28,047 >> RIGHT-O. 3079 01:41:28,082 --> 01:41:28,392 >> YEAH? 3080 01:41:28,427 --> 01:41:29,842 >> WE'LL GO HOME THEN. 3081 01:41:29,876 --> 01:41:31,292 >> OH, FANTASTIC! 3082 01:41:31,326 --> 01:41:33,259 [♪...] 3083 01:41:33,294 --> 01:41:34,467 [BIRDS CHIRPING...] 3084 01:41:34,502 --> 01:41:35,710 >> Laura: HAVE YOU SEEN 3085 01:41:35,744 --> 01:41:37,091 THEM DOGS? 3086 01:41:37,125 --> 01:41:39,783 >> A BIT LIKE POLAR BEARS. 3087 01:41:39,817 --> 01:41:40,784 >> POLAR BEARS? 3088 01:41:40,818 --> 01:41:41,578 >> YEAH. 3089 01:41:41,612 --> 01:41:43,580 >> OH, HE'S SPOTTED US. 3090 01:41:43,614 --> 01:41:44,512 >> DON'T LOOK. 3091 01:41:44,546 --> 01:41:47,756 >> [LAUGHS] 3092 01:41:47,791 --> 01:41:48,930 HE'S TAKING NOTES. 3093 01:41:48,964 --> 01:41:51,381 >> DON'T LOOK AT HIM. 3094 01:41:51,415 --> 01:41:54,453 BE STILL. 3095 01:41:54,487 --> 01:41:56,420 [DOG BARKING] 3096 01:41:56,455 --> 01:42:00,148 [MEN CHANTING, CLAPPING...] 3097 01:42:05,119 --> 01:42:07,431 >> TWAT! TWAT, TWAT! 3098 01:42:07,466 --> 01:42:08,950 TWAT, TWAT, TWAT! 3099 01:42:08,984 --> 01:42:11,780 [MEN LAUGH] 3100 01:42:11,815 --> 01:42:13,920 [CHILDREN SHOUTING] 3101 01:42:13,955 --> 01:42:15,094 >> I'M GONNA KILL YOU! 3102 01:42:15,129 --> 01:42:16,130 >> NO, YOU'RE NOT! 3103 01:42:16,164 --> 01:42:16,958 >> Girl: HAVE YOU BEEN 3104 01:42:16,992 --> 01:42:17,959 IN MY ROOM AGAIN? 3105 01:42:17,993 --> 01:42:19,478 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 3106 01:42:19,512 --> 01:42:20,306 [DISH SHATTERS] 3107 01:42:20,341 --> 01:42:21,273 >> Sarah: FOR GOD'S SAKE, 3108 01:42:21,307 --> 01:42:22,515 GET UPSTAIRS, BOTH OF YOU! 3109 01:42:22,550 --> 01:42:23,275 >> Jim: YOU ALL RIGHT, LOVE? 3110 01:42:23,309 --> 01:42:25,069 >> Sarah: OH, I'M JUST GREAT! 3111 01:42:25,104 --> 01:42:26,001 >> HELLO, EVERYBODY. 3112 01:42:26,036 --> 01:42:26,761 MY NAME'S TANYA. 3113 01:42:26,795 --> 01:42:27,969 THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING TO THE 3114 01:42:28,003 --> 01:42:30,109 OPTIMIZING POTENTIAL MARKETING 3115 01:42:30,144 --> 01:42:31,628 SECTOR CONFERENCE. 3116 01:42:31,662 --> 01:42:32,663 UM, I'M JUST GONNA PASS 3117 01:42:32,698 --> 01:42:33,319 THESE 'ROUND. 3118 01:42:33,354 --> 01:42:34,631 IF YOU CAN HAND THESE... 3119 01:42:34,665 --> 01:42:36,115 UM, IF YOU'VE GOT ANY QUESTIONS, 3120 01:42:36,150 --> 01:42:37,979 JUST RAISE YOUR HAND... 3121 01:42:38,013 --> 01:42:38,980 OR ANYTHING ELSE. 3122 01:42:39,014 --> 01:42:41,085 [LAUGHTER] 3123 01:42:41,120 --> 01:42:43,467 [♪...] 3124 01:42:43,502 --> 01:42:44,779 >> Laura: YOU SAVED US 3125 01:42:44,813 --> 01:42:48,783 LAST NIGHT. 3126 01:42:48,817 --> 01:42:53,512 YOU DID. 3127 01:42:53,546 --> 01:42:55,134 >> I DID. 3128 01:42:55,169 --> 01:42:57,826 >> [LAUGHS] 3129 01:43:05,040 --> 01:43:05,972 ARE YOU GONNA GIVE US 3130 01:43:06,007 --> 01:43:08,009 A KISS THEN, OR... [LAUGHS] 3131 01:43:08,043 --> 01:43:09,010 >> DON'T KNOW. ARE YOU GONNA 3132 01:43:09,044 --> 01:43:10,045 GIVE ME A KISS THEN? 3133 01:43:10,080 --> 01:43:11,806 >> I ASKED FIRST. 3134 01:43:11,840 --> 01:43:13,117 >> ALL RIGHT. 3135 01:43:13,152 --> 01:43:15,465 >> [LAUGHS] 3136 01:43:15,499 --> 01:43:17,121 OH, YOU... STOP IT! 3137 01:43:17,156 --> 01:43:18,675 >> COME HERE. 3138 01:43:18,709 --> 01:43:21,264 [♪...] 3139 01:43:44,563 --> 01:43:46,979 [PHONE RINGING...] 3140 01:43:47,013 --> 01:43:49,257 [KEYBOARD CLICKING...] 3141 01:43:49,292 --> 01:43:52,260 [♪...] 3142 01:44:16,077 --> 01:44:19,253 [♪...] 3143 01:45:04,850 --> 01:45:06,161 >> Dan: BIG UP, BIG UP, 3144 01:45:06,196 --> 01:45:06,817 BRRR-UP. 3145 01:45:06,852 --> 01:45:10,165 [GUITAR PLAYING...] 3146 01:45:19,209 --> 01:45:21,487 ♪ MY GIRLFRIEND WENT AWAY TODAY 3147 01:45:21,522 --> 01:45:22,316 ON A BUSINESS TRIP 3148 01:45:22,350 --> 01:45:23,903 WITH HER BIG MAN BOSS ♪ 3149 01:45:23,938 --> 01:45:25,905 ♪ I GO ON THE INTERNET, 3150 01:45:25,940 --> 01:45:29,323 TYPE WWW.STUFF ♪ 3151 01:45:29,357 --> 01:45:31,014 ♪ TURN IN, TURN OFF 3152 01:45:31,048 --> 01:45:33,188 [WITH JIM] ♪ LOG IN, LOG OFF♪ 3153 01:45:33,223 --> 01:45:34,466 ♪ SENTIMENTAL RAMBLINGS 3154 01:45:34,500 --> 01:45:38,262 LEFT FOR HER IN HER INBOX ♪ 3155 01:45:38,297 --> 01:45:38,953 ♪ HORNY GEORDIE 3156 01:45:38,987 --> 01:45:40,851 LAST REPLIED TO ME ♪ 3157 01:45:40,886 --> 01:45:42,957 ♪ DO YOU OFTEN D-O-G? 3158 01:45:42,991 --> 01:45:44,303 ♪ FOR THE FIRST TIME TONIGHT, 3159 01:45:44,338 --> 01:45:45,166 I'M GOING TO SEE 3160 01:45:45,200 --> 01:45:47,271 WHAT I CAN SEE ♪ 3161 01:45:47,306 --> 01:45:48,514 [♪...] 3162 01:45:48,549 --> 01:45:51,621 [DUCKS QUACKING...] 3163 01:45:51,655 --> 01:45:54,002 ♪ IT'S GETTING LATE 3164 01:45:54,037 --> 01:45:56,315 IN THAT CORNER♪ 3165 01:45:56,350 --> 01:45:58,352 ♪ DUCKS RETREAT 3166 01:45:58,386 --> 01:45:59,732 FROM THE WATER♪ 3167 01:45:59,767 --> 01:46:02,321 ♪ THE BUSHES AT THE CAR PARK♪ 3168 01:46:02,356 --> 01:46:05,186 [♪...] 3169 01:46:05,220 --> 01:46:07,291 ♪ QUIETLY, 3170 01:46:07,326 --> 01:46:09,466 ALL THE ANIMALS SLEEP♪ 3171 01:46:09,501 --> 01:46:11,641 ♪ MY GIRL AND ME♪ 3172 01:46:11,675 --> 01:46:13,228 >> Jim: ♪ RULE THIS WORLD 3173 01:46:13,263 --> 01:46:14,575 >> ♪ I HAVEN'T TOLD HER 3174 01:46:14,609 --> 01:46:18,199 FUCK-ALL ♪ 3175 01:46:18,233 --> 01:46:20,512 ♪ SUDDENLY[ENGINE RUNNING...] 3176 01:46:20,546 --> 01:46:22,686 I HEAR AN ENGINE♪ 3177 01:46:22,721 --> 01:46:24,861 ♪ SHE LOOKS AT ME, 3178 01:46:24,895 --> 01:46:26,414 QUESTIONS PENDING♪ 3179 01:46:26,449 --> 01:46:27,553 ♪ HAVE YOU EVER HEARD 3180 01:46:27,588 --> 01:46:28,761 OF DOGGING? ♪ 3181 01:46:28,796 --> 01:46:30,211 >> ♪ WHAT THE FUCK IS DOGGING? 3182 01:46:30,245 --> 01:46:31,695 >> ♪ WELL, IT'S BASICALLY 3183 01:46:31,730 --> 01:46:32,662 SNOGGING 3184 01:46:32,696 --> 01:46:35,319 WITH A FEW PEOPLE WATCHING ♪ 3185 01:46:35,354 --> 01:46:36,390 ♪ WHAT DO YOU MEAN 3186 01:46:36,424 --> 01:46:38,909 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG, LOVE?♪ 3187 01:46:38,944 --> 01:46:40,014 ♪ I JUST THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE 3188 01:46:40,048 --> 01:46:43,258 TO SEE THIS ONE YOURSELF♪ 3189 01:46:43,293 --> 01:46:44,915 ♪ BUT IT'S COLD 3190 01:46:44,950 --> 01:46:46,745 AND I WANT TO GO HOME♪ 3191 01:46:46,779 --> 01:46:48,091 ♪ THERE'S A MAN OUT THERE 3192 01:46:48,125 --> 01:46:48,747 IN HIS WHITE VAN, 3193 01:46:48,781 --> 01:46:51,025 AND HE DOESN'T LOOK ALONE♪ 3194 01:46:51,059 --> 01:46:52,336 ♪ BUT ANOTHER WINDY DAY 3195 01:46:52,371 --> 01:46:53,372 AT WHITLEY BAY ♪ 3196 01:46:53,407 --> 01:46:54,200 [RAIN FALLING...] 3197 01:46:54,235 --> 01:46:55,374 ♪ HORIZONTAL RAIN 3198 01:46:55,409 --> 01:46:56,444 ♪ ME AND MY GIRL 3199 01:46:56,479 --> 01:46:57,169 UNDER MOONSHINE, 3200 01:46:57,203 --> 01:46:58,929 SITTING IN THE CAR AGAIN ♪ 3201 01:46:58,964 --> 01:47:01,207 ♪ AND THE WINDOWS ARE STEAMING, 3202 01:47:01,242 --> 01:47:01,760 AND THE HEADLIGHTS 3203 01:47:01,794 --> 01:47:03,106 ARE GLEAMING ♪ 3204 01:47:03,140 --> 01:47:05,384 ♪ AND I'VE GOT A FEELING 3205 01:47:05,419 --> 01:47:07,075 WE SHOULD BE LEAVING ♪ 3206 01:47:07,110 --> 01:47:09,250 ♪ I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS, 3207 01:47:09,284 --> 01:47:11,770 BUT LOOKS ARE DECEIVING♪ 3208 01:47:11,804 --> 01:47:13,357 ♪ INTERIOR LIGHTS 3209 01:47:13,392 --> 01:47:14,876 GO ON AND OFF AND ON AND OFF 3210 01:47:14,911 --> 01:47:16,533 AND ON AND ON AND OFF AND ON♪ 3211 01:47:16,568 --> 01:47:18,570 ♪ AND OFF AND ON AND ON AND OFF 3212 01:47:18,604 --> 01:47:19,950 AND ON AND OFF AND ON ♪ 3213 01:47:19,985 --> 01:47:20,744 >> ♪ SUDDENLY, 3214 01:47:20,779 --> 01:47:21,918 WHAT A SHOCK TO ME, 3215 01:47:21,952 --> 01:47:23,954 HAPPY TIMES, ALL EAGER BEAVER ♪ 3216 01:47:23,989 --> 01:47:24,714 ♪ SHE SAYS SHE 3217 01:47:24,748 --> 01:47:25,266 THINKS WE SHOULD ♪ 3218 01:47:25,300 --> 01:47:26,405 ♪ I'M LIKE, OH, MY GOD, 3219 01:47:26,440 --> 01:47:27,751 I CAN'T BELIEVE HER ♪ 3220 01:47:27,786 --> 01:47:29,546 ♪ SHE GOES DOWN AND I GO UP, 3221 01:47:29,581 --> 01:47:31,410 TELL HER THAT I'VE HAD ENOUGH ♪ 3222 01:47:31,445 --> 01:47:32,100 [ZIPPER ZIPS] 3223 01:47:32,135 --> 01:47:32,929 ♪ WHO GOES OUTSIDE? 3224 01:47:32,963 --> 01:47:33,447 I DON'T KNOW ♪ 3225 01:47:33,481 --> 01:47:35,379 ♪ AND I'M DESPERATE TO GO♪ 3226 01:47:35,414 --> 01:47:37,554 ♪ AND THE INTERIOR LIGHTS 3227 01:47:37,589 --> 01:47:39,314 ♪ GO ON AND OFF AND ON AND OFF 3228 01:47:39,349 --> 01:47:40,315 AND ON AND OFF♪ 3229 01:47:40,350 --> 01:47:41,834 ♪ THE INTERIOR LIGHTS 3230 01:47:41,869 --> 01:47:43,491 ♪ GO ON AND OFF AND ON AND OFF 3231 01:47:43,526 --> 01:47:44,250 AND ON...♪ 3232 01:47:44,285 --> 01:47:45,286 ♪ THE INTERIOR LIGHTS 3233 01:47:45,320 --> 01:47:47,322 ♪ GO ON AND OFF AND ON AND OFF♪ 3234 01:47:47,357 --> 01:47:48,738 ♪ AND ON AND ON AND OFF 3235 01:47:48,772 --> 01:47:49,773 AND ON AND OFF AND ON ♪ 3236 01:47:49,808 --> 01:47:51,499 ♪ AND ON AND OFF AND ON AND OFF 3237 01:47:51,534 --> 01:47:53,052 AND ON AND ON. ♪ 3238 01:47:53,087 --> 01:47:54,744 3239 01:47:54,778 --> 01:47:56,400 3240 01:47:56,435 --> 01:47:58,333 >> Jim: WHOO-HOO! 188654

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