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- I CALLED IT!
- I HAD FIRST!
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I'M THE HUNGRIEST!
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
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HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
LET GO.
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I THINK I SHOULD GET
THE LAST STICKY BUN
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BECAUSE I AM THE OLDEST.
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YOU'VE BEEN USING THAT
OUR WHOLE LIVES.
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WHEN DO WE GET TO WIN?
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WHEN I GO TO COLLEGE.
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DADDY SAYS WHEN YOU GO
TO COLLEGE,
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WE ALL WIN.
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NOW THAT I'VE HEARD YOU SQUABBLING
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OVER THIS THING,
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NOBODY WINS.
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HAVE I TAUGHT YOU GUYS NOTHING
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ABOUT THE MEANING OF FAMILY?
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YOU SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING
WITH EACH OTHER.
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BUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO,
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TWO OF YOU NEED TO TEAM UP
TO TAKE DOWN THE THIRD ONE.
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THAT MAKES IT GO
SO MUCH FASTER,
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AND I DON'T HAVE TO PICK
A FAVORITE.
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IT'S YOU, JANIE.
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IT'S YOU.
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DAD, WE CAN ALL SEE YOU.
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I KNOW THAT,
BUT YOU'RE STILL MY FAVORITE.
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OH.
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HONEY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
BELIEVE IT.
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YOUR COUSIN, FRED,
INVITED US TO--
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- OH, WE'RE NOT GOING.
- OH, I LOVE YOU.
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WHAT ARE WE NOT GOING TO?
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MM, HE AND MANDY
ARE CELEBRATING
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THEIR 20TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
IN SANTA BARBARA.
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YOU KNOW WHY HE INVITES ME,
DON'T YOU?
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'CAUSE I'M A CELEBRITY,
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AND HE WANTS TO TROT ME OUT
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LIKE SOME SHOW PONY.
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YOU LOVE BEING A SHOW PONY.
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I KNOW.
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JUST NOT HIS SHOW PONY.
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- OH, DAVID.
- HEY, FRED. YEAH.
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I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
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LOOK, I TOLD A FEW FRIENDS
THAT YOU'D GIVE 'EM A WAVE.
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THEY'RE BIG FANS.
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OKAY, SURE.
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- I TOLD YA!
- OH!
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HE'S MY COUSIN!
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FOR THAT HE GOT
FOUR DODGER TICKETS,
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AND I GOT A SEEING EYE DOG
FOR A WEEK.
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I MISS MR. PEEPERS.
- YEAH.
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BETTER BLIND THAN DEAF.
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OH, I CAN STILL HEAR
MANDY'S VOICE
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THE DAY THEY MOVED AWAY.
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"AMY, IF YOU CALL ME,
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I'LL LOVE IT!"
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MOM, ARE YOU OKAY?
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DID YOU RUN OVER A CAT?
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WAIT, IS COUSIN MANDY HERE?
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- WHAT'S THIS?
- UH...
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HEY.
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FRED AND MANDY INVITED US
TO THEIR 20TH ANNIVERSARY PARTY?
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I HAVEN'T SEEN COUSIN STEPHANIE
IN, LIKE, FIVE YEARS.
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YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME WE PLAN
TO SEE THEM,
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WE ALWAYS END UP WINNING
A CONTEST FOR SOME TRIP.
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WEIRD.
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I CAN'T WAIT
TO SEE COUSIN EVAN.
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HE'S THE ONE WHO TURNED ME
ON TO MAGIC.
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THIS IS GREAT!
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WHAT'S A COUSIN?
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WE'RE GOING, RIGHT, DAD?
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- WELL--
- OF COURSE WE'RE GOING.
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IF THERE'S ONE THING DAD
ALWAYS SAYS,
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IT'S THAT FAMILY COMES FIRST.
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RIGHT, DAD?
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HEY, LOOK AT THIS, AMY.
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WE JUST WON AN ALL-EXPENSE-PAID
TRIP TO CABO SAN LUCAS!
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WE ARE SO LUCKY!
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WE ALL KNOW WE'RE GOING.
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DAD WOULD NEVER LET
HIS FAMILY DOWN.
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ALL RIGHT,
I'M GOING TO PACK.
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DAD, THIS SAYS,
"PLEASE RECYCLE."
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NO, IT DOES NOT, JOE.
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NO, IT SAYS,
"PLEE-AS-EY RE-CY-CLEY."
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IT'S A VERY, VERY BEAUTIFUL
FIVE-STAR RESORT
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IN CABO SAN LUCAS.
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SO WE'RE REALLY DOING
THE WHOLE POSITIVE ATTITUDE?
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YES, WE ARE, HONEY.
WE'RE GONNA MAKE THE BEST OF IT.
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I MEAN, FRED IS
NOT GONNA CHANGE,
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SO I'M JUST GONNA RISE
ABOVE IT.
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MM, YOU GO,
MY PRETTY PONY.
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AND I THINK JANIE'S REALLY
LOOKING FORWARD
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TO MEETING HER COUSINS.
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- WELL, GOOD.
- YEAH.
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WAS THAT MY COUSIN?
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UH, NO,
THAT WAS THE VALET.
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IS THAT MY COUSIN?
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NO, THAT'S--
THAT'S THE BELLHOP.
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IS THAT MY COUSIN?
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JANIE, THAT'S JOE.
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AH!
THERE'S MY FAVORITE COUSIN!
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HEY.
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
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BOOM!
- YEAH!
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HASHTAG.
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VACATIONING WITH DAVID HOBBS.
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AND POSTED!
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GOOD TO SEE YOU, FRED.
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HI.
- MM.
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OH, AMY!
- YOU!
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I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!
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AFTER ALL THESE YEARS,
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YOU ARE STANDING RIGHT
IN FRONT OF ME!
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RIGHT IN FRONT,
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AND I CAN SMELL YOUR LUNCH.
I CAN.
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OH, WELL, IF YOU'RE SMELLING
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CAESAR SALAD
WITH EXTRA ANCHOVIES.
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CORRECT!
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- BING. BING.
- YEAH.
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YOU'RE LOOKING PRETTIER
THAN EVER.
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THANK YOU, FRED.
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OH, HE'S TALKING TO ME, HON.
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AND LOOK AT THAT TUSH.
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SOMEBODY'S BEEN WORKING OUT.
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YOGA. YOGA. YEAH.
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IT'S STILL ME.
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STEPHANIE!
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EMILY!
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- YOU READY?
- YES!
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OH, GOSH!
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YOU REMEMBERED.
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YEAH!
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JANIE, THIS IS OUR COUSIN.
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OH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND
SIGN LANGUAGE.
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IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
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OH, IT'S SO GREAT
TO SEE YOU, EM.
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HAS IT REALLY BEEN FIVE ARS?
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YEAH.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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AND WE ONLY HAVE 48 HOURS
TO CATCH UP
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AND MAKE SOME NEW MEMORIES.
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TALK ABOUT BOYS WHILE
WE PLAY TENNIS?
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WAY AHEAD OF YOU.
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IMPRESSIVE.
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OKAY, SO I DATED THIS GUY
MATTHEW PEARSON
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FOR TWO MONTHS.
- WOW.
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HEY, EVAN.
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OH, HEY, CUZ.
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I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU.
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YEAH, YOU KNOW,
BEEN HITTING THE WEIGHTS
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A LITTLE BIT.
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I CAN TELL.
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HEY, I BROUGHT
A NEW MAGIC TRICK
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I WANT TO SHOW YOU.
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OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH.
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CAN YOU SHOW ME LATER,
LITTLE CUZ?
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THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND ELIZABETH.
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WE'RE DRIVING INTO TOWN.
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- YEAH, SURE, NO PROBLEM.
- OKAY.
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HEY, DON'T DO ANYTHING
I WOULDN'T DO.
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WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
I DON'T DO ANYTHING.
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PREPARE TO LOVE ME.
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I GOT YOU ALL SET UP WITH
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THE CELEBRITY DISCOUNT
SPA PACKAGE!
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- OH!
- WOW!
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HEY, I DROPPED YOUR NAME,
YOU KNOW,
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BUT I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T MIND
'CAUSE WE'RE FAMILY!
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OH, YES, WE ARE.
WE ARE FAMILY.
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OH, THE PAPARAZZI HERE.
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO.
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CHIP IS OUR VIDEOGRAPHER.
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WE'RE CAPTURING
ALL THE MEMORIES OF THE WEEKEND.
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- OH.
- STARTING...NOW!
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- AH!
- GROUP HUG!
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OKAY!
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HEY, HEY, LOOK WHO'S
HUGGING DAVID HOBBS.
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I LOVE IT!
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YEAH.
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SO LET'S DO A MANI/PEDI,
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AN EXFOLIATING FACIAL,
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DETOXIFYING SEAWEED WRAP,
AND THEN OXYGEN BLAST.
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AND WHATEVER SHE WANTS.
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I'LL HAVE
WHAT MY WIFE IS HAVING,
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AND IF YOU COULD THROW IN
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A HAIR-SILKENING TREATMENT,
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
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OOH!
I WANT ONE OF THOSE TOO.
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OKAY, THERE SHOULD BE
A CELEBRITY SPA PACKAGE FOR ME.
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I'M DAVID HOBBS.
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I'M SORRY, MR. HOBBS,
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BUT WE'RE TOTALLY BOOKED TODAY.
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WHAT?
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A MR. FRED HOBBS MADE
THE DAVID HOBBS DISCOUNT
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AVAILABLE TO HIS ENTIRE PARTY,
AND IT BOOKED UP LIKE THAT.
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OH, SO LET ME JUST GET THIS
STRAIGHT IN MY HEAD,
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SO I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT IS
THAT I'M RISING ABOVE.
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THANKS TO MY COUSIN FRED,
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EVERYBODY IS ENJOYING
THE DAVID HOBBS DISCOUNT,
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EXCEPT FOR ME, DAVID HOBBS?
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BUT PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ENJOY
OUR REFRESHING CUCUMBER WATER
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AS SOON AS THAT GENTLEMAN IS DONE.
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MARCUS,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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OH, HEY.
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TREATING THIS LIKE
A TEMPLE, DAVID.
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BODY, MIND, AND SPIRIT.
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IT'S A TRIANGLE.
- NO, I--
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FEEL THAT WATER.
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YOU'RE GETTING IT
IN MY HAIR. STOP!
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YOU'RE GETTING IT IN MY HAIR!
- ALL RIGHT.
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NO! NOW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
AT MY COUSIN FRED'S PARTY?
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OH, I WAS INVITED.
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SEE, UNLIKE YOU,
I ACTUALLY LIKE THE MAN.
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THE REAL QUESTION IS
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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WE'RE HERE FOR THE KIDS,
RIGHT, HONEY?
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YEAH, IT TURNS OUT
THE ONE TIME IN MY LIFE
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MY KIDS LISTEN TO ME IT'S WHEN
I SAY, "FAMILY COMES FIRST."
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AND HE WAS LIKE, "REALLY?"
AND I WAS LIKE, "UH, YEAH!"
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- NO WAY. DID HE EVEN--
- YEAH!
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OH, I'M LITERALLY DYING.
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STEPHANIE AND EMILY HOBBS
ARE HERE
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FOR A MANI/PEDI.
- YEAH.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE GOT TO STAY ON SCHEDULE.
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I'LL TAKE THE MANI,
YOU TAKE THE PEDI.
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YEAH, GUYS,
THEY'RE ALL BOOKED UP.
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OH, MY DAD MADE
THIS APPOINTMENT DAYS AGO.
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YOU SHOULD TRY USING
YOUR NAME.
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IT REALLY WORKS.
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- THAT'S A GOOD TIP.
- MM-HMM.
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THANK YOU.
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OH, I JUST REMEMBERED.
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OKAY, SO WHEN I TURNED 13,
I TRIED BANGS.
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CUTE.
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- UH, I LOOKED LIKE A MUSHROOM.
- OH.
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YEAH.
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UH, SO, UH, CRYING
DURING A MASSAGE
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IS PERFECTLY NORMAL, RIGHT?
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YEAH.
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YOU OKAY, KEVIN?
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YEAH, I'M FINE.
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I WAS JUST--
DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE RELEASES
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A LOT OF EMOTIONS,
238
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AND I WAS PRETTY EMOTIONAL
EARLIER ON THE TABLE,
239
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BUT I'M DOING FINE NOW.
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UM, EXCUSE ME.
241
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I'M GONNA PASS ON
THE DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE
242
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IF YOU'RE COOL WITH THAT.
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YES!
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COME ON, JOE.
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YOU SHOWED ME THIS TRICK
FIVE TIMES!
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WHICH MAGIC WORD
DO YOU THINK'S THE BEST?
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KAPOW OR KAZAAM?
248
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HOW ABOUT THIS?
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KER-PLOP.
250
00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,042
WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
251
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I MADE A WISH THAT
YOU'D STOP DOING MAGIC.
252
00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:07,214
AND LOOK AT THAT.
IT CAME TRUE.
253
00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,149
WELL, JOKE'S ON YOU.
254
00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:14,287
NOW I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO GO
IN THE FOUNTAIN.
255
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JOE, YOU KNOW THEY HAVE
A POOL, RIGHT?
256
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CHECK THIS OUT, EVAN.
257
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WATCH ME BITE THIS QUARTER
IN HALF.
258
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KAPOW!
259
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OW!
260
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REAL QUARTER.
261
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HEY, YOU KNOW WHO LOVES MAGIC?
262
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MY LITTLE BROTHER, ADAM.
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ADAM, THIS IS YOUR COUSIN, JOE.
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HI, JOE.
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- HI.
- EVAN.
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YOU MIND IF WE TAKE
A RAIN CHECK, MAGIC MAN?
267
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ELIZABETH AND I ARE TAKING
A PADDLEBOARD LESSON,
268
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AND SHE HATES TO BE LATE.
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WOMEN.
AM I RIGHT?
270
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WHAT AM I RIGHT ABOUT?
271
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I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT WOMEN.
272
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I WANT TO SEE YOUR TRICK, JOE.
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MAYBE LATER, ADAM.
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EXCUSE ME.
I'M DAVID HOBBS.
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I WAS TOLD YOU HAVE
A MASSAGE FOR ME.
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{\an8}OUI, MONSIEUR HOBBS.
HERE IS YOUR MESSAGE.
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I-I WAS TOLD A MASSAGE.
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{\an8}OUI.
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IT IS FROM YOUR MASSEUR, MONSIEUR.
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THE MESSAGE IS THERE ARE
STILL NO MASSAGES.
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WAIT.
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THERE IS ONE MORE MESSAGE.
283
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- OH, I'LL TAKE IT.
- IT IS FROM YOUR COUSIN, FRED.
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OH, COME ON!
285
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,353
THERE YOU ARE, DAVID!
286
00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,622
OH, YOU'RE LOOKING
MORE RELAXED THAN EVER.
287
00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,792
OH, NOT QUITE THERE YET, FRED.
288
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,094
YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU NEED
SOME OLGA TIME.
289
00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:28,762
THE RUSSIAN CIRCUS' LOSS
WAS OUR GAIN.
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00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:30,864
YEAH.
291
00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,032
LISTEN, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THAT SPA PACKAGE.
292
00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,901
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
293
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,903
YOU KNOW HOW YOU COULD
THANK ME FOR THAT?
294
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A FEW OF MY GUESTS WERE HOPING
FOR AN AUTOGRAPH,
295
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AND I TOLD 'EM, "MY COUSIN,
DAVID, WOULD LOVE TO DO IT."
296
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THAT'S FINE.
297
00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:45,112
OKAY, HE'S READY!
298
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OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
299
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OH, UH, HI.
300
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- DAVID.
- YES?
301
00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:51,819
CHIP TELLS ME YOU HAVEN'T DONE
302
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,120
YOUR TESTIMONIAL YET.
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00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:54,454
IF YOU WANT TO DO IT NOW,
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00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,256
COULD YOU MENTION THE HOTEL?
305
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,491
YOU KNOW, JUST SAY
SOMETHING SIMPLE
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00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,194
LIKE,
"WHEN I'M IN SANTA BARBARA,
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THE ONLY PLACE I STAY IS
THE HOTEL DU SOLEIL."
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00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:06,566
OKAY?
309
00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:10,003
AND IF IT FEELS NATURAL,
COULD YOU HOLD UP THIS CARD?
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00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:14,441
UM...
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00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,443
THEY OFFERED ME
A HUGE DISCOUNT.
312
00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:18,746
I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T MIND
'CAUSE YOU'RE FAMILY!
313
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,613
YOU KNOW, MAYBE
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT LATER.
314
00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:21,949
OKAY, FRED?
315
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,851
I CAN TELL YOU ASKED HIM,
316
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,819
AND HE SAID, "YES!"
DID I TELL YOU, AMY?
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YES.
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00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,789
LOUDLY AND REPEATEDLY.
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HAPPY 20TH,
FREDDIE SPAGHETTI!
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00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,593
OH, MY GOSH.
321
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,896
- OH.
- HI. HI.
322
00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,130
WHAT'S GOING ON?
323
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,499
I LOVE IT!
324
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:42,135
WE'RE GOING HOME.
325
00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:47,841
I KNEW IT.
326
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,777
I KNEW HE'D PULL OUT
THAT SHOW PONY STUFF.
327
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,779
I TOLD YOU.
- DAVID, WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE.
328
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,581
I KNOW. OKAY.
ALL RIGHT. FINE.
329
00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:56,383
WE'LL DO IT FOR THE KIDS
330
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,584
'CAUSE WE HAVE TO BE
GOOD PARENTS,
331
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SET A GOOD EXAMPLE.
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00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,788
DAVID!
333
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:02,589
OH, WHAT A DAY WE HAD.
- YEAH.
334
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,357
AFTER OUR BIKE RIDE,
WE STUMBLED UPON
335
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THE CUTEST
LITTLE FARMER'S MARKET.
336
00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:09,229
PLUOT?
337
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,299
ORGANIC MANGO GUACAMOLE
WITH A HINT OF MINT.
338
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:13,533
HUH?
339
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,302
I'LL BE IN MY ROOM.
340
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:18,405
HEY, DAVID,
YOU NEED TO RELAX.
341
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,840
EMBRACE THE TRIANGLE.
342
00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:21,108
BODY, MIND, AND SPIRIT.
343
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,010
OKAY? BOOP.
344
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,645
- WHAT WAS THAT?
- BOOP.
345
00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,380
STOP BOOPING ME, MARCUS.
DON'T BOOP ME.
346
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,116
IT'S ANNOYING.
- DOUBLE BOOP.
347
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,417
- STOP BOOPING ME.
- FULL BOOP.
348
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,052
NO! CAN YOU PLEASE STOP?
349
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,187
MAKE HIM STOP BOOPING ME, HONEY!
350
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,056
I'M GONNA LOSE MY MIND
HERE IN A SECOND.
351
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,257
STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP!
STOP! STOP!
352
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,191
SWEETIE, SWEETIE--HEY!
353
00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:39,359
HEY!
354
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,693
MAYBE HE'S RIGHT.
355
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:41,661
MAYBE YOU DO NEED TO RELAX.
356
00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:45,732
OKAY?
357
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:48,869
WE'RE GOING TO THE SPA.
- FINE.
358
00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:50,037
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS,
BUT DON'T EVER BOOP ME AGAIN.
359
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,072
CAN I HELP YOU?
360
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,942
I'M FREDDIE HOBBS,
COUSIN OF TV'S DAVID HOBBS.
361
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,944
DID I MENTION
I'M DAVID HOBBS' COUSIN?
362
00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,047
AND I'M MANDY,
WIFE OF FREDDIE SPAGHETTI HERE.
363
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,549
AND COUSIN-IN-LAW
TO DAVID HOBBS.
364
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:06,153
YOU TWO ARE HYSTERICAL!
365
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:09,456
OH, CHIP ARE YOU GETTING THIS?
THEY'RE DOING A BIT.
366
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,091
THIS IS PERFECT TIMING
BECAUSE WHILE WE'RE GETTING
367
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,526
OUR COUPLES MASSAGE FROM OLGA,
368
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,462
YOU CAN DO YOUR ENDORSEMENT
WITH CHIP
369
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,364
OKAY, BUT REMEMBER,
SELL IT,
370
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:18,698
BECAUSE THESE MASSAGES
AREN'T CHEAP.
371
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,868
YEAH. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.
372
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,771
YOU KNOW WHAT?
NO, NO, COME ON.
373
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:25,873
LET'S DO IT.
LET'S DO IT.
374
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,707
LET'S DO THIS.
375
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:28,775
FREDDIE, YOU WANT YOUR
ENDORSEMENT, FRED?
376
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,944
HERE IT IS.
377
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:34,314
COUSIN FRED, YOU ARE A USER,
A NAME-DROPPER, AND A MOOCH.
378
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,683
YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FAMILY.
379
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,518
YOU AND YOUR
CAESAR SALAD-EATING WIFE--
380
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,553
YOU DESERVE EACH OTHER.
381
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,455
- YOU TELL 'EM.
- I'M TELLING 'EM.
382
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,291
- TELL 'EM.
- YOU WANT YOUR ENDORSEMENT?
383
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,259
YOU WANT IT?
WELL, IT'S COMING, FRED.
384
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:47,995
IT'S REALLY COMING FROM
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.
385
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,796
YOU READY FOR IT?
HERE IT COMES!
386
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,431
YOU READY, HONEY?
- OH, YEAH.
387
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:52,432
- LET'S DO IT!
- OH, YEAH.
388
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,534
AND...
389
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:57,270
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, FREDDIE!
390
00:13:57,437 --> 00:14:00,607
AND MANDY!
391
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,746
AH, YOU'RE REALLY HAPPY,
AREN'T YOU?
392
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,515
BODY, MIND, AND SPIRIT, AMY.
393
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,051
BODY, MIND, AND SPIRIT.
394
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:13,620
BOOP!
395
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,222
FRESH BUN?
396
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,624
NO THANK YOU.
397
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:20,793
BUT I WILL TAKE THE LID OFF
398
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:23,663
THIS CREAMER TO LET
THE DAIRY AIR.
399
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:24,764
OH!
400
00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,967
WHAT'D I SAY?
401
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,969
FIRST TIME I DROVE,
I HIT A BIRD,
402
00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:30,670
AND THEN I NURSED IT
BACK TO HEALTH.
403
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,839
THAT IS SO WEIRD.
404
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:36,209
I HIT A NURSE,
AND HER NAME WAS ROBIN.
405
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:42,182
JOE, YOU OKAY?
406
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:46,053
I JUST THOUGHT THIS WEEKEND
WOULD BE DIFFERENT.
407
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,022
JOE, YOU KNOW, THE GREAT THING
ABOUT FAMILY IS
408
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,024
THAT NO MATTER
HOW MUCH TIME GOES BY,
409
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,793
THEY WILL ALWAYS BE
IN YOUR LIFE.
410
00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,395
RIGHT, STEPH?
411
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,564
IF YOU'RE LUCKY LIKE US.
412
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,566
LOOK, JOE!
413
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,734
I FOUND YOUR MAGIC QUARTER.
414
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,971
THANKS, ADAM.
415
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,838
LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT A FAN.
416
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,808
I WONDER HOW HE'LL REMEMBER
THIS WEEKEND.
417
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:11,678
HEY, WANT ME TO SHOW
YOU HOW IT WORKS?
418
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:14,414
AWESOME!
419
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:18,851
GLORIA, HELEN,
THIS IS MY SISTER, EMILY.
420
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,820
WE JUST LOVE THIS ONE.
421
00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:22,255
CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF HER.
422
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,756
I'M ADORABLE!
423
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:25,625
SO ADORABLE!
424
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,060
LOOK AT THAT PUNIM.
425
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,328
ISN'T THIS GREAT?
426
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:30,163
I LOVE COUSINS!
427
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:34,101
I'M KVELLING.
428
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,003
ARE THOSE LADIES REALLY
OUR COUSINS?
429
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,571
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHO THOSE PEOPLE ARE,
430
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,073
BUT JANIE'S HAPPY.
431
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,745
MANDY AND I WOULD LIKE TO
THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING.
432
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:48,848
TONIGHT IS NOT JUST
A CELEBRATION OF US.
433
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:51,484
IT'S A CELEBRATION OF FAMILY.
434
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,153
AND NONE OF THIS
WOULD BE POSSIBLE
435
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,689
WITHOUT MY COUSIN, DAVID.
436
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,891
NOW, SOME OF YOU
MAY ALREADY KNOW
437
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,494
THAT WHEN I FOLLOWED
MY FUTURE BRIDE TO L.A.,
438
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:05,532
IT WAS DAVID WHO LET ME SLEEP
ON HIS COUCH FOR A WEEK.
439
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:08,935
FIVE WEEKS.
440
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,404
AND WHEN I NEEDED A SUIT
FOR MY FIRST JOB INTERVIEW,
441
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:14,341
IT WAS DAVID WHO LOANED ME
HIS ARMANI.
442
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,043
OH, SO THAT'S WHERE
IT WENT, HONEY.
443
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,677
GUESS I OWE MARCUS AN APOLOGY.
444
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:25,052
BUT THE TRUTH IS IT WASN'T
THAT SUIT THAT GOT ME THE JOB.
445
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,387
IT WAS THE CALL THAT DAVID
MADE ON MY BEHALF
446
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,456
THAT GOT ME BACK ON MY FEET.
447
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:36,796
I'VE DROPPED DAVID'S NAME
MORE TIMES THAN I CAN REMEMBER.
448
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:41,268
I'VE GOTTEN MORE PERKS FROM HIM
BEING HIM THAN HE HAS.
449
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,974
AND HE'S NEVER ONCE
JUDGED ME FOR IT.
450
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,416
HE'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE
FOR ME,
451
00:16:56,583 --> 00:17:01,154
AND THAT IS THE TRUE MEANING
OF FAMILY.
452
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,356
AND I LOVE HIM.
453
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:10,297
I'M FEELING KIND OF BAD ABOUT
WHAT WE DID IN THAT VIDEO NOW.
454
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,632
ANYWAY, I HEAR CHIP'S
BEEN GETTING
455
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,767
SOME WONDERFUL THINGS
ON THE VIDEO TRIBUTE,
456
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,404
SO I DECIDED WHY WAIT TILL
MANDY AND I ARE HOME TO WATCH?
457
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,806
WHY NOT SHARE THE LOVE
WITH EVERYONE?
458
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:24,844
LIGHTS!
459
00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:26,113
- HEY, MOM. HEY, DAD.
- HI.
460
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,715
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
461
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,783
I AM TEXTING KEVIN
TO CREATE A DIVERSION.
462
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,785
THEN I'M GONNA TEXT MARCUS
TO GRAB
463
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,554
THE REMOTE CONTROL AWAY
FROM CHIP.
464
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,289
- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
- HELLO.
465
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,724
I'M THE BRAINS
OF THE OPERATION.
466
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:44,364
THE PLAN IS UNDERWAY.
467
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,036
WHY HE ALWAYS DOES A CROW
I WILL NEVER KNOW.
468
00:17:57,144 --> 00:18:02,014
YOU ARE A USER AND
A NAME-DROPPER AND A MOOCH.
469
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:06,419
YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FAMILY.
470
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:07,687
YOU WANT YOUR ENDORSEMENT?
YOU WANT IT?
471
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,021
WELL, IT'S COMING, FRED,
472
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,357
FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.
473
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:13,493
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, FREDDIE!
474
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,027
AND MANDY!
475
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:32,945
FRED, I CAN EXPLAIN.
476
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:36,849
OH, YOU'RE GONNA EXPLAIN...
477
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,919
HOW YOU BECAME...
478
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,688
THE FUNNIEST MAN IN AMERICA.
479
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,823
THE GUY WAS ROASTING ME!
480
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,929
WELL, YEAH,
I WAS ROASTING YOU.
481
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:52,499
AND NOW, FRED,
482
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:56,369
I WOULD LIKE TO TOAST YOU.
483
00:18:56,536 --> 00:19:02,342
COUSIN FRED, YOU'RE
A GOOD MAN WITH A BIG HEART,
484
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:05,445
AND THERE'S NOTHING
I WOULDN'T DO FOR YOU
485
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:09,115
BECAUSE WE'RE FAMILY.
486
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:10,283
TO FAMILY.
487
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,051
all: TO FAMILY!
488
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:17,390
YOU ARE A GEM, DAVID HOBBS.
489
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,359
- THANK YOU, MANDY.
- JUST LOOK AT THAT CABOOSE.
490
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,494
OH, YOU, COME ON.
491
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,564
HONEY, HE'S STILL TALKING
ABOUT ME.
492
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,336
THANKS, AGAIN,
FOR COMING, DAVID.
493
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,271
IT MEANT THE WORLD TO US.
494
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,039
LET'S JUST NOT MAKE IT
ANOTHER FIVE YEARS
495
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,106
BEFORE WE SEE
EACH OTHER AGAIN.
496
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,543
AMY, I'LL...
497
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,545
CALL YOU!
498
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,247
OKAY.
ON THE PHONE.
499
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,248
YOU PROMISE?
- YEAH!
500
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,549
OKAY.
501
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,584
AND THEN WE CAME HERE,
502
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:45,918
AND I GUESS
WE'RE ALL CAUGHT UP.
503
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,987
WE DID IT!
504
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:51,057
AND NOW WE'RE HERE
SAYING GOOD-BYE.
505
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:54,561
AND I'M MISSING YOU ALREADY.
- AW.
506
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,631
NEXT TIME WE SEE EACH OTHER,
507
00:19:58,798 --> 00:19:59,999
I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT QUARTER TRICK.
508
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:02,168
BUT I DON'T HAVE THE QUARTER.
509
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,870
SURE YOU DO.
IT'S RIGHT HERE.
510
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,473
KAZ-ADAM!
- AWESOME!
511
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,275
KEEP IT.
512
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,676
- YOUR BILL, MONSIEUR HOBBS.
- OH.
513
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,451
UH, CHIP,
COME HERE FOR A SECOND.
514
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:19,519
RIGHT THERE IS GOOD.
515
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:22,555
AND ACTION.
516
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,124
WHENEVER I'M IN SANTA BARBARA,
517
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:30,229
THE ONLY PLACE I'LL STAY IS
THE HOTEL DU SOLEIL.
518
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:32,365
OKAY.
519
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,169
THANK YOU, DAVID.
520
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,938
YOU'RE WELCOME.
521
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:40,006
MY FATHER.
522
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:42,008
SUCH A MENSCH.
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