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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,409 --> 00:00:09,977 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, THEME OF THE DANCE. 2 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:12,313 DISCO NIGHT! 3 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,282 YEAH! 4 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:16,150 ALL IN FAVOR, SAY "FUNKY!" 5 00:00:16,317 --> 00:00:19,387 all: FUNKY! 6 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,789 UH, MEREDITH, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY "FUNKY"? 7 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:24,058 'CAUSE I'M NOT 80. 8 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:26,694 HEY, DANCE COMMITTEE MEMBERS. 9 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,029 WHO LOVES THE NIGHTLIFE? 10 00:00:29,197 --> 00:00:30,931 WHO LOVES TO BOOGIE? 11 00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:36,970 SWEET MOVES, MR. HOBBS. 12 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:38,939 YOU SHOULD CHAPERONE THE DANCE. 13 00:00:39,107 --> 00:00:40,908 WELL, OLIVIA, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM. 14 00:00:41,075 --> 00:00:42,110 AND IF YOU THINK THOSE MOVES ARE SWEET, 15 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:43,844 CHECK OUT THESE MOVES. 16 00:00:44,011 --> 00:00:45,779 IT ALL STARTS RIGHT HERE, WATCH. 17 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:57,925 I AM SO EMBARRASSED FOR YOU. 18 00:00:58,092 --> 00:01:00,661 SO, NOW THAT YOU DUMPED XANDER MCGINLEY-- 19 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:02,196 AS IF YOU COULD DO BETTER-- 20 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:04,732 WHO ARE YOU GOING WITH? 21 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,800 I'M GOING WITH MY GIRLS. 22 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:12,173 OOH, I THINK YOU MEAN, "I'M GOING WITH MY GIRLS." 23 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:13,674 THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH GOING TO A SCHOOL DANCE 24 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:14,975 WITH YOUR FRIENDS. 25 00:01:15,143 --> 00:01:17,145 YEAH, MEREDITH. 26 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:18,712 SO YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE EITHER. 27 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:22,416 I--I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 28 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,285 I'M GOING WITH TUCKER. 29 00:01:24,452 --> 00:01:25,586 all: OOH. 30 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:28,422 I KNOW. 31 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:33,594 SO IS THAT STUPID MEREDITH FACE STILL HERE? 32 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:36,730 YES, SHE IS... WITH HER STUPID MEREDITH FACE. 33 00:01:36,897 --> 00:01:38,599 WHAT IS WITH HER? 34 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:40,568 SHE'S ALWAYS IN A CHEERLEADING OUTFIT. 35 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:41,769 IT'S LIKE, WE GET IT. YOU'VE GOT SOME SPIRIT. 36 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,672 NOW PUT ON SOME PANTS! 37 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:46,674 IT CAN BE TOUGH DEALING WITH A GIRL LIKE THAT. 38 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,076 I'M GONNA GO SAY SOMETHING. 39 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:51,011 HONEY, EMILY'S 15. 40 00:01:51,179 --> 00:01:52,246 WE'VE GOTTA LET HER FIGHT HER OWN BATTLES. 41 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:54,248 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 42 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:56,016 BUT I STILL WANNA DO SOMETHING. 43 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:57,851 I MEAN, I WANNA SEND HER FLOWERS OR SOMETHING 44 00:01:58,018 --> 00:01:59,353 JUST TO SHOW HER THAT I'M PROUD OF HER. 45 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,789 OH, HONEY, THAT'S SO SWEET. 46 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:06,093 AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO FOR ME? 47 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:11,199 I AM GONNA LET THE AIR OUT OF STUPID MEREDITH FACE'S TIRES. 48 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:14,668 - OH, YOU KNOW ME SO WELL. - DON'T I? 49 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:38,492 NO, NO, MAGGIE, WE STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN YOUR PACKAGE. 50 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,461 WELL, LIKE I'VE BEEN SAYING FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS, 51 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:42,663 I WILL CALL YOU AS SOON AS IT ARRIVES. 52 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,265 GUYS, SAY GOODBYE TO MAGGIE. 53 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:46,467 both: BYE, GRANDMA. 54 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:48,269 - HEY, HOW'S MY MOM? - GREAT. 55 00:02:48,436 --> 00:02:50,471 GOOD. DID YOU TELL HER WE GOT HER PACKAGE YESTERDAY? 56 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:52,340 I'VE BEEN TELLING HER THAT WE DIDN'T GET IT. 57 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,242 I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY RIGHT NOW. 58 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:55,843 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, HONEY. 59 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,278 NEXT TIME SHE CALLS, JUST SAY YOU'RE SORRY. 60 00:02:57,445 --> 00:02:58,612 SHE'S A VERY FORGIVING WOMAN. 61 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,850 YAY! MY OWN PHONE! 62 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,252 COOL! NOW I DON'T HAVE TO USE THE HOUSE PHONE 63 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:05,586 LIKE IT'S THE NINETIES. 64 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:09,390 GUYS, GUYS, HAVING A PHONE IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY. 65 00:03:09,557 --> 00:03:11,091 I WANT YOU TO PROMISE ME SOMETHING. 66 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:14,262 YOU'RE GONNA USE IT ONLY FOR EMERGENCIES. 67 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:15,629 - OKAY, MOMMY. - OKAY. 68 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,298 WE PROMISE. EMERGENCIES. 69 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:20,934 OOH! 70 00:03:21,101 --> 00:03:23,103 HEY, MOM. 71 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:26,106 YEAH, WE GOT THE PACKAGE. 72 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:30,043 I HAVE NO IDEA WHY SHE DIDN'T TELL YOU. 73 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:32,112 WE DISCUSSED IT, AND SHE'S GONNA CALL YOU AND APOLOGIZE. 74 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,283 WELL, MA, AS A MATTER OF FACT, 75 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:36,183 SHE'S HERE RIGHT NOW, JUST HOLD ON A SECOND. 76 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:38,286 HERE YOU GO. 77 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,656 DAD, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL! 78 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:45,459 FLOWERS FOR EMILY HOBBS. 79 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:47,060 THAT'S ME. 80 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:49,096 YOU GOT FLOWERS? 81 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,867 - THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL. - WHO ARE THEY FROM? 82 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:56,069 UM, THERE'S NO CARD. 83 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:58,205 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? 84 00:03:58,372 --> 00:04:00,374 YOU HAVE A SECRET ADMIRER! 85 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:05,779 WHO IS IT, EMILY? 86 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:08,416 THINK, EMILY. HAVE YOU MET ANYONE NEW? 87 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:09,717 I DON'T KNOW. 88 00:04:11,519 --> 00:04:12,486 THERE WAS THAT FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT 89 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:13,587 WHO SMELLED LIKE CHEESE. 90 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:19,226 WHAT? I LOVE CHEESE. 91 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:21,061 SOUNDS LIKE THE SCREAMS 92 00:04:21,228 --> 00:04:23,030 OF SOMEONE WHO JUST GOT SOME FLOWERS. 93 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:25,198 - I DID GET FLOWERS. - FROM A SECRET ADMIRER. 94 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:27,067 SECRET? 95 00:04:27,234 --> 00:04:28,369 THAT'S WHEN SOME PEOPLE KNOW THINGS 96 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:32,673 THAT OTHER PEOPLE DON'T. 97 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,676 THERE'S NO CARD, DAD. IT'S KIND OF A MYSTERY. 98 00:04:35,843 --> 00:04:37,578 - OH. - I THINK IT'S ROMANTIC. 99 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:39,012 IT REALLY IS! 100 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:44,785 OH, GREAT! I SEE THE FLOWERS HAVE ARRIVED. 101 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,421 YES, UH, EMILY HAS A SECRET ADMIRER. 102 00:04:47,588 --> 00:04:49,357 SECRET? 103 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:50,624 YEAH, THAT'S WHEN SOME PEOPLE KNOW THINGS 104 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,626 THAT OTHER PEOPLE DON'T. 105 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,162 THE CARD FELL OFF THE FLOWERS. 106 00:04:58,632 --> 00:04:59,867 SHOULDN'T WE TELL HER THEY'RE FROM YOU? 107 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:01,969 I CAN'T DO THAT NOW. 108 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,104 THEY'RE ALL SCREAMING WITH EXCITEMENT IN THERE. 109 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:05,873 I DON'T WANT TO EMBARRASS HER IN FRONT OF HER FRIENDS. 110 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:06,974 I'VE NEVER GOTTEN FLOWERS BEFORE. 111 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:09,643 I KNOW! 112 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:10,644 IT'S SO ROMANTIC. 113 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:11,945 HELLO? 114 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:14,081 IT WAS A NICE IDEA, DAD. 115 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:16,249 THANK YOU, JOE. 116 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:18,185 AREN'T YOU TWO SUPPOSED TO BE CLEANING YOUR ROOM? 117 00:05:18,386 --> 00:05:20,554 IF HE ASKS, I'M NOT HERE. 118 00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:27,828 OKAY. OKAY, OKAY. THIS IS HIM! 119 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,196 IT'S YOUR SECRET ADMIRER. 120 00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:30,398 ACT CASUAL. 121 00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:37,971 I WAS SURE IT WAS HIM. HE WAS WALKING RIGHT TOWARDS US. 122 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:40,307 MAYBE WE SHOULD WALK AWAY FROM THE BOYS' BATHROOM. 123 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:46,414 HANGING BY THE BOYS' BATHROOM. 124 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:50,083 WHAT ARE YOU, TROLLING FOR DATES? 125 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,852 WHAT DO YOU WANT, MEREDITH? 126 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,721 YEAH, 'CAUSE WE'RE BUSY TALKING 127 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,789 ABOUT EMILY'S SECRET ADMIRER AND STUFF. 128 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:59,460 OOH, EMILY HAS A SECRET ADMIRER? 129 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:02,730 AND STUFF. 130 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:05,699 WELL, ALL OF MY ADMIRERS WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW, 131 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:09,102 'CAUSE...I'M ME. 132 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:10,738 YEAH, WELL, I'M ME. 133 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:17,778 AND, UH, FYI, I KNOW WHO MY SECRET ADMIRER IS. 134 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:21,982 - YOU DO? - YES, I DO. AND HE'S GORGEOUS. 135 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:23,684 RIGHT, GUYS? 136 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:25,619 OH, YEAH! 137 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:28,088 HE'S THE HOT GUY FROM THE MALL WHO HELPED YOU 138 00:06:28,255 --> 00:06:31,692 WHEN YOUR FLIP-FLOP GOT STUCK IN THE ESCALATOR. 139 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:33,961 AND WHEN HE SLIPPED IT ON YOUR FOOT 140 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:35,563 AT THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT, 141 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:39,933 IT FIT PERFECTLY. 142 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:43,036 WHERE'S THIS MALL YOU GO TO? NEVER REALLY HAPPENED LAND? 143 00:06:45,372 --> 00:06:47,274 WELL, LAUGH ALL YOU WANT, 144 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:49,242 BECAUSE WE'LL BE THE ONES LAUGHING 145 00:06:49,477 --> 00:06:51,278 WHEN MY SECRET ADMIRER SHOWS UP AT THE DANCE. 146 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:59,186 AND I WANTED TO TELL YOU EARLIER 147 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:00,988 BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO EMBARRASS YOU 148 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:03,156 IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS. 149 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:05,759 THE TRUTH IS THAT I SENT YOU THOSE FLOWERS, HONEY, 150 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,127 BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. 151 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:14,568 I LOVE YOU TOO, DADDY. 152 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:18,506 DAD. DAVID. 153 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:21,575 YOU KNOW, I CAME OVER THERE BECAUSE MY WIFE AND HER SISTERS 154 00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:24,812 WERE POLISHING AND PLUCKING AND WAXING EVERYTHING. 155 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:27,581 AND THAT'S STILL MORE MANLY THAN WHAT'S GOING ON OVER HERE. 156 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:29,349 WHAT! 157 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:30,684 OH, GOOD! EMILY, YOU'RE HOME. 158 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:32,520 I WANNA TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 159 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:34,354 CAN IT WAIT? I HAVE A BIG PROBLEM. 160 00:07:34,522 --> 00:07:36,924 I GOT CARRIED AWAY AND I TOLD MEREDITH 161 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:38,726 THAT I HAVE A SECRET ADMIRER 162 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:39,893 WHO'S GONNA SHOW UP AT THE DANCE. 163 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,762 WHO'S MEREDITH? 164 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:44,197 CLASSIC MEAN GIRL. HEAD CHEERLEADER. 165 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:46,166 A POISONOUS SNAKE WHO SUCKS THE LIFE 166 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:48,702 OUT OF WEAKER TEENAGE PREY. 167 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:52,439 THANKS FOR THE UPDATE, GOSSIP GIRL. 168 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:54,341 EMILY, WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT? 169 00:07:54,542 --> 00:07:56,276 WHO CARES WHAT THIS MEREDITH THINKS ANYWAY? 170 00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:59,112 UH, ONLY EVERYBODY... both: THAT MATTERS. 171 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:01,549 SHE SENT A MASS TEXT, DAD. 172 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:04,017 THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS EXPECTING A GUY TO SHOW UP AT THE DANCE. 173 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:06,554 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO IF NO ONE SHOWS UP. 174 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,290 EMILY, SIT DOWN. 175 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:14,127 I WANTED TO TELL YOU THIS EARLIER, BUT... 176 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:16,564 THE TRUTH IS THAT... 177 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,069 I GUARANTEE YOU THAT YOUR SECRET ADMIRER 178 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:24,371 WILL SHOW UP AT THE DANCE. 179 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:26,339 YOU REALLY THINK SO? 180 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:28,275 YES! ABSOLUTELY. I MEAN, WHAT BOY WOULD... 181 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:31,779 SPEND $142.87, NOT INCLUDING THE UPGRADED VASE, 182 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:35,082 ONLY TO LET YOU DOWN? 183 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:37,017 - THANKS, DADDY. - YEAH, OKAY. 184 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,318 I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT. 185 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:43,323 NOW THAT RIGHT THERE 186 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:45,158 REMINDED ME OF WORKING ON THE SHOW. 187 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:46,594 WE'D REHEARSE A SCENE, KEVIN WOULD CRY. 188 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:48,629 THEN I'D YELL ACTION, 189 00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:50,831 AND YOU WOULD SAY SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. 190 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:53,701 THIS IS LIKE THE SHOW. 191 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,502 I JUST HAVE TO GET SOMEONE 192 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:57,337 TO SHOW UP AT THAT DANCE FOR EMILY. 193 00:08:57,504 --> 00:08:59,372 SO WE ARE GONNA CAST HER LEADING MAN. 194 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:02,610 AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD. 195 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:04,612 JUST WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE 196 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:06,479 YOU'RE SCREWING UP ONE OF YOUR KID'S LIVES FOR GOOD, 197 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:08,849 YOU COME UP WITH A HAREBRAINED SCHEME 198 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:10,684 THAT MAKES IT ALL BETTER. 199 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:13,120 OKAY, WE GOTTA CALL... 200 00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:18,959 MOM, YOUR PHONE'S RINGING! 201 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:21,528 HURRY! YOU'RE GONNA MISS IT! 202 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:25,633 I GOT IT, SWEETIE. 203 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:26,934 HELLO. 204 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:30,470 HI, IT'S JANIE. 205 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:33,340 JANIE, IS THIS AN EMERGENCY? 206 00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:35,408 I JUST WANTED TO SAY I LOVE YOU. 207 00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:38,411 AWW. IS THAT WHY YOU CALLED? 208 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:41,649 NO. I CAN'T REACH THE REMOTE. 209 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:50,557 TOUCH-Y! 210 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:57,865 BUT I CAN'T HELP MYSELF ANYMORE. 211 00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:00,333 I'VE ADMIRED YOU FROM AFAR FOR FAR TOO LONG. 212 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:03,837 I'M YOUR SECRET ADMIRER, EMILY. 213 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:06,239 THAT WAS GREAT! YES! 214 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:13,313 OKAY, WE'LL BE IN TOUCH. 215 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:16,216 DAVID, COME ON, MAN. 216 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,185 WE'VE SEEN LIKE 21 BOYS, 217 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,654 ALL WITH GELLED HAIR AND THREE NAMES. 218 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,023 ANY ONE OF THEM COULD BE EMILY'S SECRET ADMIRER. 219 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:25,058 WHAT WAS WRONG WITH CHANCE AARON CHANDLER? 220 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:27,560 OR BOBBY BOO BOO BALOO-- WHATEVER HIS NAME WAS? 221 00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:30,764 NONE OF THESE GUYS IS GOOD ENOUGH TO PRETEND-DATE EMILY. 222 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:33,701 AND, YOU KNOW, NOT ONE OF THEM PASSED MY SNEEZE TEST. 223 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,436 I MEAN, ANY DECENT PERSON WOULD SAY "BLESS YOU" 224 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,638 AFTER YOU SNEEZE, AND NOT ONE OF THESE KIDS DID. 225 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:42,275 OKAY, GENTLEMEN, UP NEXT IS CRISPIN CONNOR-CONNELLY. 226 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:44,277 HE'S 16 AND HIS SPECIAL SKILLS 227 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:46,579 INCLUDE HORSEBACK RIDING AND MIME. 228 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:50,350 OOH, FUN! 229 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,326 NEXT! 230 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,764 EMILY! 231 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:06,466 UH...KEVIN! 232 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:08,568 WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? 233 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:13,106 I'M STARTING A BOY BAND. 234 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:18,078 YEAH. * STOP 235 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,513 ♪ DON'T COME IN HERE, GIRL 236 00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:22,783 ♪ YOU MIGHT SEE SOMETHING 237 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:25,618 ♪ THAT YOU DON'T WANNA SEE 238 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,760 MARCUS, CAN YOU HELP THIS MAN OUT OF HIS BOX, PLEASE? 239 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:33,927 WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST I DO, DAVID? 240 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,595 THE DOOR'S LOCKED. 241 00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,564 CONSERVE YOUR AIR, BOY! 242 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,767 WE'LL GET YOU OUTTA THERE! 243 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:46,974 UH, DAVID, DAVID, DAVID! 244 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,376 "EMILY, I'VE BEEN AFRAID TO COME FORWARD, 245 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,678 "BUT I CAN'T HELP MYSELF ANYMORE. 246 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,613 I'VE ADMIRED YOU FROM AFAR--" 247 00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:55,515 EMILY, THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. 248 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,785 YOU'RE CASTING MY SECRET ADMIRER? 249 00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:58,618 OH, THEN IT IS WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. 250 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,893 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D ACTUALLY CAST 251 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,660 ONE OF THESE GUYS TO SHOW UP AT THE DANCE 252 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:10,030 SO I'M NOT... TOTALLY HUMIATED. 253 00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:11,999 YOU'RE A GENIUS. 254 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,867 YOUNG LADY, THERE'S NO NEED FOR NAME CALL-- 255 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:16,603 WAIT, WHAT? 256 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,839 THIS IS PERFECT. 257 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:21,408 AND AWW, YOU EVEN HA ME LETTING HIM DOWN GENTLY 258 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,043 SO I'M NOT STUCK IN THIS NIGHTMARE. 259 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,813 SEE, I DON'T JUST DO JOKES. 260 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:29,482 I BRING THE HEART. THANK YOU. 261 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:30,650 KEVIN! LET'S SEE THE NEXT GUY. 262 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,552 UH, YEAH, OKAY. 263 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:35,688 UP NEXT, WE HAVE BRENDAN BRODY-BRAVERMAN. 264 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,958 HEY! HEY, THANKS SO MUCH FOR CALLING ME IN. 265 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,028 - BLESS YOU, SIR. - FOUND OUR GUY. 266 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,736 - OKAY. JOE, WHAT'S WRONG? - NOTHING. 267 00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,972 NOTHING WRONG WITH ME EITHER, MOMMY. 268 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,974 WE JUST LEARNED HOW TO CONFERENCE CALL. 269 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:57,610 KIDS, WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 270 00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,612 HOLD ON, YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S ON THE OTHER LINE. 271 00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:02,215 HI, MAGGIE. 272 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,251 OH, MAGGIE, I GOTTA STOP YOU THERE. 273 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:05,652 I'D LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR BOUT WITH FOOD POISONING, 274 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,687 BUT I'M AT WORK. 275 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,890 HEY! 276 00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:12,893 YOU KNOW WHO'D LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT ALL YOUR PROBLEMS? 277 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,628 KIDS? YOU'RE ON CONFERENCE WITH GRANDMA! 278 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:18,165 kids: HI, GRANDMA! 279 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,934 - EW! - OH, GRANDMA, COME ON! 280 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,439 HEY! LOOK WHO IT IS. 281 00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,976 AS BEYONCE WOULD SAY, "ALL THE SINGLE LOSERS." 282 00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:34,147 SO WHERE'S YOUR SECRET ADMIRER? 283 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,083 UH, WELL, MEREDITH, IF I WERE YOU, 284 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:39,019 I'D BE A LITTLE MORE WORRIED ABOUT TUCKER. 285 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:40,653 - TUCKER! - HMM? 286 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:44,591 PUT THAT DOWN! NO! 287 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:47,227 OH! HEY, UH, BRENDAN. 288 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:48,728 - YEAH. - GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. 289 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,530 YOU WANNA RUN YOUR LINES? 290 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,332 - NOPE, I GOT MY LINES. - EXCELLENT. 291 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,367 I LIKE AN ACTOR WHO COMES PREPARED. 292 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,303 EMILY'S RIGHT OVER THERE. 293 00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:59,372 AND NOW I GOT MY MOTIVATION! 294 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,241 EXCUSE ME? 295 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,176 WELL, I FIGURE I'LL SAY MY LINES, 296 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,912 THEN PLANT ONE ON HER TO SELL THE PASSION. 297 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,446 'CAUSE SHE IS LOOKIN' FIIINE! 298 00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,683 AND YOU ARE LOOKING FIIIRED! 299 00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,785 WHAT! 300 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,654 YOU REALIZE I'M HER DAD, RIGHT? 301 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:18,225 REALLY? I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE WRITER. 302 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,392 THE WRITER? 303 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:20,961 YEAH. 304 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:25,398 DO I LOOK LIKE A WRITER? 305 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:28,101 - STOP, STOP. - PLEASE LEAVE! 306 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,302 THERE'S NO COMING BACK FROM THAT. 307 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,204 JUST GO! 308 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,940 NO, NO! DAD, DAD! WASN'T THAT BRENDAN? 309 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,075 WHY IS HE WALKING OUT? 310 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:36,543 WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE I PUT A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH STOCK 311 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,947 IN THAT SNEEZE TEST. 312 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,949 HE, UH--HE SAID YOU LOOKED "FIIINE!" 313 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,217 WELL, THAT'S A GOOD THING! 314 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,186 WELL, NOT THE WAY HE SAID IT. 315 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:47,955 JUST PLEASE FIND SOMEBODY, ANYBODY. 316 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,323 PLEASE! - ALL RIGHT. 317 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,558 WELL, DAVID, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 318 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,060 I'LL DO ANYTHING. 319 00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,600 BLESS YOU. 320 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:05,438 OHHH, NOOO. 321 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,987 IT'S COOL. 322 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,654 EMILY HOBBS. 323 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:27,494 OHHH, NOOO. 324 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,296 IT'S ME. 325 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,732 TRISTAN...TELLER... 326 00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:36,669 TRAVIS...ST. THOMAS. 327 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:44,077 SO YOU'RE MY SECRET ADMIRER, TRISTAN TELLER-- 328 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:49,116 TRISTAN ST. THOMAS. 329 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:53,420 HE LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE THAT KEVIN GUY. 330 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:58,025 YEAH, IT'S UNCANNY. 331 00:15:58,191 --> 00:15:59,926 I'VE BEEN AFRAID TO COME FORWARD, 332 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:03,163 BUT I CAN'T HELP MYSELF ANYMORE. 333 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,532 AND EVEN THOUGH WE ARE COMPLETE STRANGERS, 334 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,734 EXCEPT FOR THE TIME WHEN YOU HELPED ME 335 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:11,871 WHEN MY FLIP-FLOP GOT STUCK IN THE ESCALATOR AT THE MALL, 336 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:14,107 I FEEL LIKE I'VE KNOWN YOU FOREVER. 337 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:17,644 SO...THIS IS YOUR SECRET ADMIRER. 338 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,912 YOU HEARD THE MAN. 339 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,183 IF I WERE YOU, HE'S ONE SECRET I WOULD HAVE KEPT. 340 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,484 AM I RIGHT, TUCKER? 341 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,156 TUCKER! - HUH? 342 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,059 WAIT, WHAT DID YOU SAY? 343 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:36,963 UM, HE'S KIND OF LIKE OLD. BUT AT LEAST YOU HAD A DATE. 344 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,699 UNLIKE "FOREVER" AND "SINGLE." 345 00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:44,371 I LOVE THAT STORE! 346 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,707 YOU KNOW WHAT, MEREDITH, THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR. 347 00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:50,810 THOSE GUYS ARE MY FRIENDS. 348 00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:52,612 AND THIS GUY JUST HAPPENS TO BE 349 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,181 ONE OF THE NICEST HUMAN BEINGS I KNOW. 350 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,383 THAT'S RIGHT, I KNOW HIM. 351 00:16:56,549 --> 00:17:01,388 HE LIVES IN A TRAILER IN MY BACKYARD. 352 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,656 MY POINT IS... 353 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,692 HE WAS WILLING TO PRETEND TO BE MY SECRET ADMIRER 354 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,994 JUST SO YOU WOULDN'T JUDGE ME. 355 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,697 AND ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS COME TO THIS DANCE WITH MY FRIENDS. 356 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,100 AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. 357 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,802 I NEVER SHOULD'VE LET YOU GET INSIDE MY HEAD. 358 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:19,472 I'M HERE WITH MY COUSIN BECAUSE YOU GOT INSIDE MY HEAD! 359 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,808 I PAID MY DOG WALKER TO TAKE ME! 360 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,144 AND WE BROKE UP WEEKS AGO! 361 00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,012 YEAH, SHE TOLD ME NOT TO TELL ANYONE. 362 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:29,182 SHE HAS MY DOG! 363 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,818 AND NEXT TIME, JUST COME WITH YOUR FRIENDS. 364 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,920 AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS, 365 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,423 THEN JUST COME ANYWAY AND WE'LL ALL DANCE TOGETHER. 366 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,565 THANK YOU, KEVIN. - ANYTIME. 367 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:53,473 IT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL FUNKY UP IN HERE! 368 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:12,392 ♪ MY BABY MOVES AT MIDNIGHT 369 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:16,596 ♪ GOES RIGHT ON TILL THE DAWN 370 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:20,400 ♪ MY WOMAN TAKES ME HIGHER 371 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:24,937 ♪ MY WOMAN KEEPS ME WARM 372 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,574 ♪ WHAT YOU DOIN' ON YOUR BACK ♪ 373 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:31,043 ♪ AHH, WHAT YOU DOIN' ON YOUR BACK ♪ 374 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:36,183 ♪ AHH, YOU SHOULD BE DANCING, YEAH ♪ 375 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:40,086 ♪ DANCING, YEAH 376 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:43,756 ♪ SHE'S JUICY AND SHE'S TROUBLE ♪ 377 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:47,627 ♪ SHE GETS IT TO ME GOOD 378 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:51,731 ♪ MY WOMAN GIVES ME POWER... 379 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,036 EMILY. YOU WERE GREAT. 380 00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:59,806 REALLY, I AM SO PROUD OF YOU. THAT WAS FANTASTIC. 381 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,808 THANKS, DAD. 382 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,643 YOU KNOW I AM YOUR BIGGEST SECRET ADMIRER. 383 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,445 YES, I KNOW, DADDY. 384 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:06,946 BUT THAT'S NOT MUCH OF A SECRET. 385 00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,681 NO, IT'S NOT. 386 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:14,086 COME ON! 387 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,556 OKAY, BUT IF ANYBODY WALKS IN, WE STOP, ALL RIGHT? 388 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,358 MM-HMM. 389 00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,227 WAIT. WHAT'S WITH THE LIP BITING? 390 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,562 THE LIP BITING SELLS IT. IT'S FOXY. 391 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,664 COME ON, IT PUTS THE MUSIC IN YOU. 392 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,434 THERE WE GO! WATCH THIS ONE. 393 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,935 YEAH! - WOW! 394 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,803 CUTTING IT CLOSE. 395 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,905 COME ON. THERE WE GO. 396 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:36,243 THANK YOU, DADDY. 397 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:45,385 - REALLY? - BUNION SURGERY? 398 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:48,355 WOW, STILL GRANDMA, HUH? 399 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,123 I DON'T WANT MY PHONE ANYMORE. 400 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:57,697 THIS IS A REAL EMERGENCY. PLEASE TAKE THIS AWAY. 401 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,766 HEY, MAGGIE. 402 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,968 HEY, UH, IT'S ME. YOUR-- 403 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:04,036 YEAH, THEIR BATTERY IS... 404 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,738 LOW. 405 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:06,773 WHAT? I CAN'T-- 406 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:07,540 HEAR YOU. 407 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:09,876 THANKS, MOM. 408 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,814 HELLO? 409 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:17,450 OH, HEY, MOM. 410 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:18,951 YEAH, HANG ON A SEC. I'LL GO GET THEM. 411 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:32,031 HUH. I THOUGHT THEY WERE IN HERE. 412 00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:34,434 OH, THERE THEY ARE! 413 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,303 ALL RIGHT. 414 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:39,205 HANG ON, MOM. I'LL PUT YOU ON SPEAKER. 415 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:41,040 all: HI, GRANDMA. 29045

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