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ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
THEME OF THE DANCE.
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DISCO NIGHT!
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YEAH!
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ALL IN FAVOR,
SAY "FUNKY!"
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all: FUNKY!
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UH, MEREDITH,
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY "FUNKY"?
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'CAUSE I'M NOT 80.
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HEY, DANCE COMMITTEE MEMBERS.
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WHO LOVES THE NIGHTLIFE?
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WHO LOVES TO BOOGIE?
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SWEET MOVES, MR. HOBBS.
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YOU SHOULD CHAPERONE
THE DANCE.
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WELL, OLIVIA,
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM.
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AND IF YOU THINK
THOSE MOVES ARE SWEET,
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CHECK OUT THESE MOVES.
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IT ALL STARTS RIGHT HERE, WATCH.
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I AM SO EMBARRASSED
FOR YOU.
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SO, NOW THAT YOU DUMPED
XANDER MCGINLEY--
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AS IF YOU COULD DO BETTER--
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WHO ARE YOU GOING WITH?
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I'M GOING WITH MY GIRLS.
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OOH, I THINK YOU MEAN,
"I'M GOING WITH MY GIRLS."
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THERE IS NOTHING WRONG
WITH GOING TO A SCHOOL DANCE
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WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
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YEAH, MEREDITH.
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SO YOU DON'T
HAVE A DATE EITHER.
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I--I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
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I'M GOING WITH TUCKER.
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all: OOH.
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I KNOW.
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SO IS THAT STUPID
MEREDITH FACE STILL HERE?
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YES, SHE IS...
WITH HER STUPID MEREDITH FACE.
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WHAT IS WITH HER?
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SHE'S ALWAYS
IN A CHEERLEADING OUTFIT.
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IT'S LIKE, WE GET IT.
YOU'VE GOT SOME SPIRIT.
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NOW PUT ON SOME PANTS!
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IT CAN BE TOUGH
DEALING WITH A GIRL LIKE THAT.
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I'M GONNA GO SAY SOMETHING.
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HONEY, EMILY'S 15.
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WE'VE GOTTA LET HER FIGHT
HER OWN BATTLES.
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YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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BUT I STILL WANNA
DO SOMETHING.
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I MEAN, I WANNA SEND HER FLOWERS
OR SOMETHING
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JUST TO SHOW HER
THAT I'M PROUD OF HER.
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OH, HONEY, THAT'S SO SWEET.
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AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
FOR ME?
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I AM GONNA LET THE AIR OUT
OF STUPID MEREDITH FACE'S TIRES.
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- OH, YOU KNOW ME SO WELL.
- DON'T I?
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NO, NO, MAGGIE, WE STILL
HAVEN'T GOTTEN YOUR PACKAGE.
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WELL, LIKE I'VE BEEN SAYING
FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS,
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I WILL CALL YOU
AS SOON AS IT ARRIVES.
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GUYS, SAY GOODBYE TO MAGGIE.
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both: BYE, GRANDMA.
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- HEY, HOW'S MY MOM?
- GREAT.
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GOOD. DID YOU TELL HER WE GOT
HER PACKAGE YESTERDAY?
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I'VE BEEN TELLING HER
THAT WE DIDN'T GET IT.
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I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY RIGHT NOW.
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, HONEY.
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NEXT TIME SHE CALLS,
JUST SAY YOU'RE SORRY.
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SHE'S A VERY FORGIVING WOMAN.
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YAY! MY OWN PHONE!
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COOL! NOW I DON'T HAVE TO USE
THE HOUSE PHONE
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LIKE IT'S THE NINETIES.
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GUYS, GUYS, HAVING A PHONE
IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY.
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I WANT YOU TO PROMISE ME SOMETHING.
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YOU'RE GONNA USE IT
ONLY FOR EMERGENCIES.
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- OKAY, MOMMY.
- OKAY.
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WE PROMISE. EMERGENCIES.
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OOH!
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HEY, MOM.
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YEAH, WE GOT THE PACKAGE.
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I HAVE NO IDEA
WHY SHE DIDN'T TELL YOU.
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WE DISCUSSED IT, AND SHE'S
GONNA CALL YOU AND APOLOGIZE.
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WELL, MA,
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
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SHE'S HERE RIGHT NOW,
JUST HOLD ON A SECOND.
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HERE YOU GO.
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DAD, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE
FOR SCHOOL!
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FLOWERS FOR EMILY HOBBS.
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THAT'S ME.
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YOU GOT FLOWERS?
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- THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.
- WHO ARE THEY FROM?
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UM, THERE'S NO CARD.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
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YOU HAVE A SECRET ADMIRER!
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WHO IS IT, EMILY?
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THINK, EMILY.
HAVE YOU MET ANYONE NEW?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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THERE WAS
THAT FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT
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WHO SMELLED LIKE CHEESE.
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WHAT?
I LOVE CHEESE.
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SOUNDS LIKE THE SCREAMS
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OF SOMEONE
WHO JUST GOT SOME FLOWERS.
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- I DID GET FLOWERS.
- FROM A SECRET ADMIRER.
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SECRET?
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THAT'S WHEN SOME PEOPLE
KNOW THINGS
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THAT OTHER PEOPLE DON'T.
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THERE'S NO CARD, DAD.
IT'S KIND OF A MYSTERY.
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- OH.
- I THINK IT'S ROMANTIC.
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IT REALLY IS!
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OH, GREAT!
I SEE THE FLOWERS HAVE ARRIVED.
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YES, UH, EMILY HAS
A SECRET ADMIRER.
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SECRET?
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YEAH, THAT'S WHEN SOME PEOPLE
KNOW THINGS
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THAT OTHER PEOPLE DON'T.
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THE CARD FELL OFF
THE FLOWERS.
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SHOULDN'T WE TELL HER
THEY'RE FROM YOU?
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I CAN'T DO THAT NOW.
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THEY'RE ALL SCREAMING
WITH EXCITEMENT IN THERE.
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I DON'T WANT TO EMBARRASS HER
IN FRONT OF HER FRIENDS.
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I'VE NEVER
GOTTEN FLOWERS BEFORE.
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I KNOW!
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IT'S SO ROMANTIC.
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HELLO?
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IT WAS A NICE IDEA, DAD.
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THANK YOU, JOE.
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AREN'T YOU TWO SUPPOSED
TO BE CLEANING YOUR ROOM?
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IF HE ASKS, I'M NOT HERE.
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OKAY. OKAY, OKAY.
THIS IS HIM!
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IT'S YOUR SECRET ADMIRER.
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ACT CASUAL.
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I WAS SURE IT WAS HIM.
HE WAS WALKING RIGHT TOWARDS US.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD WALK AWAY
FROM THE BOYS' BATHROOM.
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HANGING BY THE BOYS'
BATHROOM.
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WHAT ARE YOU,
TROLLING FOR DATES?
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WHAT DO YOU WANT,
MEREDITH?
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YEAH,
'CAUSE WE'RE BUSY TALKING
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ABOUT EMILY'S SECRET ADMIRER
AND STUFF.
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OOH, EMILY HAS
A SECRET ADMIRER?
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AND STUFF.
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WELL, ALL OF MY ADMIRERS
WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW,
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'CAUSE...I'M ME.
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YEAH, WELL, I'M ME.
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AND, UH, FYI, I KNOW
WHO MY SECRET ADMIRER IS.
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- YOU DO?
- YES, I DO. AND HE'S GORGEOUS.
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RIGHT, GUYS?
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OH, YEAH!
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HE'S THE HOT GUY FROM THE MALL
WHO HELPED YOU
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WHEN YOUR FLIP-FLOP GOT STUCK
IN THE ESCALATOR.
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AND WHEN HE SLIPPED IT
ON YOUR FOOT
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AT THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT,
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IT FIT PERFECTLY.
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WHERE'S THIS MALL YOU GO TO?
NEVER REALLY HAPPENED LAND?
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WELL, LAUGH ALL YOU WANT,
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BECAUSE WE'LL BE
THE ONES LAUGHING
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WHEN MY SECRET ADMIRER SHOWS UP
AT THE DANCE.
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AND I WANTED
TO TELL YOU EARLIER
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BUT I DIDN'T WANT
TO EMBARRASS YOU
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IN FRONT
OF YOUR FRIENDS.
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THE TRUTH IS THAT I SENT YOU
THOSE FLOWERS, HONEY,
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BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
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I LOVE YOU TOO, DADDY.
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DAD. DAVID.
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YOU KNOW, I CAME OVER THERE
BECAUSE MY WIFE AND HER SISTERS
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WERE POLISHING AND PLUCKING
AND WAXING EVERYTHING.
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AND THAT'S STILL MORE MANLY
THAN WHAT'S GOING ON OVER HERE.
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WHAT!
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OH, GOOD!
EMILY, YOU'RE HOME.
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I WANNA TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
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CAN IT WAIT?
I HAVE A BIG PROBLEM.
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I GOT CARRIED AWAY
AND I TOLD MEREDITH
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THAT I HAVE A SECRET ADMIRER
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WHO'S GONNA SHOW UP
AT THE DANCE.
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WHO'S MEREDITH?
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CLASSIC MEAN GIRL.
HEAD CHEERLEADER.
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A POISONOUS SNAKE
WHO SUCKS THE LIFE
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OUT OF WEAKER
TEENAGE PREY.
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THANKS FOR THE UPDATE,
GOSSIP GIRL.
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EMILY, WHAT ARE YOU
WORRIED ABOUT?
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WHO CARES WHAT
THIS MEREDITH THINKS ANYWAY?
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UH, ONLY EVERYBODY...
both: THAT MATTERS.
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SHE SENT A MASS TEXT, DAD.
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THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS EXPECTING
A GUY TO SHOW UP AT THE DANCE.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO
IF NO ONE SHOWS UP.
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EMILY, SIT DOWN.
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I WANTED TO TELL YOU THIS
EARLIER, BUT...
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THE TRUTH IS THAT...
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I GUARANTEE YOU
THAT YOUR SECRET ADMIRER
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WILL SHOW UP AT THE DANCE.
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YOU REALLY THINK SO?
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YES! ABSOLUTELY.
I MEAN, WHAT BOY WOULD...
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SPEND $142.87,
NOT INCLUDING THE UPGRADED VASE,
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ONLY TO LET YOU DOWN?
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- THANKS, DADDY.
- YEAH, OKAY.
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I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT.
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NOW THAT RIGHT THERE
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REMINDED ME
OF WORKING ON THE SHOW.
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WE'D REHEARSE A SCENE,
KEVIN WOULD CRY.
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THEN I'D YELL ACTION,
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AND YOU WOULD SAY SOMETHING
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
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THIS IS LIKE THE SHOW.
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I JUST HAVE TO GET SOMEONE
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TO SHOW UP AT THAT DANCE
FOR EMILY.
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SO WE ARE GONNA CAST
HER LEADING MAN.
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AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE
AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD.
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JUST WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE
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YOU'RE SCREWING UP ONE
OF YOUR KID'S LIVES FOR GOOD,
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YOU COME UP
WITH A HAREBRAINED SCHEME
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THAT MAKES IT ALL BETTER.
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OKAY, WE GOTTA CALL...
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MOM, YOUR PHONE'S RINGING!
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HURRY! YOU'RE GONNA MISS IT!
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I GOT IT, SWEETIE.
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HELLO.
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HI, IT'S JANIE.
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JANIE,
IS THIS AN EMERGENCY?
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I JUST WANTED TO SAY
I LOVE YOU.
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AWW.
IS THAT WHY YOU CALLED?
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NO.
I CAN'T REACH THE REMOTE.
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TOUCH-Y!
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BUT I CAN'T HELP MYSELF ANYMORE.
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I'VE ADMIRED YOU FROM AFAR
FOR FAR TOO LONG.
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I'M YOUR SECRET ADMIRER, EMILY.
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THAT WAS GREAT! YES!
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OKAY, WE'LL BE IN TOUCH.
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DAVID, COME ON, MAN.
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WE'VE SEEN LIKE 21 BOYS,
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ALL WITH GELLED HAIR
AND THREE NAMES.
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ANY ONE OF THEM COULD BE
EMILY'S SECRET ADMIRER.
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WHAT WAS WRONG
WITH CHANCE AARON CHANDLER?
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OR BOBBY BOO BOO BALOO--
WHATEVER HIS NAME WAS?
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NONE OF THESE GUYS IS GOOD
ENOUGH TO PRETEND-DATE EMILY.
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AND, YOU KNOW, NOT ONE OF THEM
PASSED MY SNEEZE TEST.
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I MEAN, ANY DECENT PERSON
WOULD SAY "BLESS YOU"
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AFTER YOU SNEEZE,
AND NOT ONE OF THESE KIDS DID.
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OKAY, GENTLEMEN, UP NEXT
IS CRISPIN CONNOR-CONNELLY.
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HE'S 16
AND HIS SPECIAL SKILLS
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INCLUDE HORSEBACK RIDING
AND MIME.
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OOH, FUN!
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NEXT!
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EMILY!
231
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:06,466
UH...KEVIN!
232
00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:08,568
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
233
00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:13,106
I'M STARTING A BOY BAND.
234
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:18,078
YEAH.
* STOP
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♪ DON'T COME IN HERE, GIRL
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00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:22,783
♪ YOU MIGHT SEE SOMETHING
237
00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:25,618
♪ THAT YOU DON'T WANNA SEE
238
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,760
MARCUS, CAN YOU HELP THIS MAN
OUT OF HIS BOX, PLEASE?
239
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:33,927
WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST
I DO, DAVID?
240
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,595
THE DOOR'S LOCKED.
241
00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,564
CONSERVE YOUR AIR, BOY!
242
00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,767
WE'LL GET YOU OUTTA THERE!
243
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:46,974
UH, DAVID, DAVID, DAVID!
244
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,376
"EMILY, I'VE BEEN AFRAID
TO COME FORWARD,
245
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,678
"BUT I CAN'T HELP MYSELF ANYMORE.
246
00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,613
I'VE ADMIRED YOU
FROM AFAR--"
247
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:55,515
EMILY, THIS IS NOT
WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.
248
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,785
YOU'RE CASTING
MY SECRET ADMIRER?
249
00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:58,618
OH, THEN IT IS
WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.
250
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,893
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'D ACTUALLY CAST
251
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,660
ONE OF THESE GUYS
TO SHOW UP AT THE DANCE
252
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:10,030
SO I'M NOT...
TOTALLY HUMIATED.
253
00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:11,999
YOU'RE A GENIUS.
254
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,867
YOUNG LADY, THERE'S NO NEED
FOR NAME CALL--
255
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:16,603
WAIT, WHAT?
256
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,839
THIS IS PERFECT.
257
00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:21,408
AND AWW, YOU EVEN HA ME
LETTING HIM DOWN GENTLY
258
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,043
SO I'M NOT STUCK
IN THIS NIGHTMARE.
259
00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,813
SEE, I DON'T JUST DO JOKES.
260
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:29,482
I BRING THE HEART.
THANK YOU.
261
00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:30,650
KEVIN!
LET'S SEE THE NEXT GUY.
262
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,552
UH, YEAH, OKAY.
263
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:35,688
UP NEXT, WE HAVE
BRENDAN BRODY-BRAVERMAN.
264
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,958
HEY! HEY, THANKS SO MUCH
FOR CALLING ME IN.
265
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,028
- BLESS YOU, SIR.
- FOUND OUR GUY.
266
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,736
- OKAY. JOE, WHAT'S WRONG?
- NOTHING.
267
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,972
NOTHING WRONG
WITH ME EITHER, MOMMY.
268
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,974
WE JUST LEARNED
HOW TO CONFERENCE CALL.
269
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:57,610
KIDS, WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
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00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,612
HOLD ON, YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S
ON THE OTHER LINE.
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00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:02,215
HI, MAGGIE.
272
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,251
OH, MAGGIE,
I GOTTA STOP YOU THERE.
273
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:05,652
I'D LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT
YOUR BOUT WITH FOOD POISONING,
274
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,687
BUT I'M AT WORK.
275
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,890
HEY!
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00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:12,893
YOU KNOW WHO'D LOVE TO HEAR
ABOUT ALL YOUR PROBLEMS?
277
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,628
KIDS? YOU'RE ON CONFERENCE
WITH GRANDMA!
278
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:18,165
kids: HI, GRANDMA!
279
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,934
- EW!
- OH, GRANDMA, COME ON!
280
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,439
HEY! LOOK WHO IT IS.
281
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,976
AS BEYONCE WOULD SAY,
"ALL THE SINGLE LOSERS."
282
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:34,147
SO WHERE'S
YOUR SECRET ADMIRER?
283
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,083
UH, WELL, MEREDITH,
IF I WERE YOU,
284
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:39,019
I'D BE A LITTLE MORE WORRIED
ABOUT TUCKER.
285
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:40,653
- TUCKER!
- HMM?
286
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:44,591
PUT THAT DOWN!
NO!
287
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:47,227
OH! HEY, UH, BRENDAN.
288
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:48,728
- YEAH.
- GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.
289
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,530
YOU WANNA RUN YOUR LINES?
290
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,332
- NOPE, I GOT MY LINES.
- EXCELLENT.
291
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,367
I LIKE AN ACTOR
WHO COMES PREPARED.
292
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,303
EMILY'S RIGHT OVER THERE.
293
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:59,372
AND NOW I GOT
MY MOTIVATION!
294
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,241
EXCUSE ME?
295
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,176
WELL, I FIGURE
I'LL SAY MY LINES,
296
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,912
THEN PLANT ONE ON HER
TO SELL THE PASSION.
297
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,446
'CAUSE SHE IS LOOKIN'
FIIINE!
298
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:10,683
AND YOU ARE LOOKING
FIIIRED!
299
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,785
WHAT!
300
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,654
YOU REALIZE I'M HER DAD,
RIGHT?
301
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:18,225
REALLY?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE WRITER.
302
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,392
THE WRITER?
303
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:20,961
YEAH.
304
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:25,398
DO I LOOK LIKE A WRITER?
305
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:28,101
- STOP, STOP.
- PLEASE LEAVE!
306
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,302
THERE'S NO COMING BACK
FROM THAT.
307
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,204
JUST GO!
308
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,940
NO, NO! DAD, DAD!
WASN'T THAT BRENDAN?
309
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,075
WHY IS HE WALKING OUT?
310
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:36,543
WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE I PUT
A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH STOCK
311
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,947
IN THAT SNEEZE TEST.
312
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,949
HE, UH--HE SAID YOU LOOKED
"FIIINE!"
313
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,217
WELL, THAT'S A GOOD THING!
314
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,186
WELL, NOT THE WAY
HE SAID IT.
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00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:47,955
JUST PLEASE
FIND SOMEBODY, ANYBODY.
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00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,323
PLEASE!
- ALL RIGHT.
317
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:51,558
WELL, DAVID,
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
318
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,060
I'LL DO ANYTHING.
319
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,600
BLESS YOU.
320
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:05,438
OHHH, NOOO.
321
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,987
IT'S COOL.
322
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,654
EMILY HOBBS.
323
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:27,494
OHHH, NOOO.
324
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,296
IT'S ME.
325
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,732
TRISTAN...TELLER...
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00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:36,669
TRAVIS...ST. THOMAS.
327
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:44,077
SO YOU'RE MY SECRET ADMIRER,
TRISTAN TELLER--
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00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:49,116
TRISTAN ST. THOMAS.
329
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:53,420
HE LOOKS SO MUCH
LIKE THAT KEVIN GUY.
330
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:58,025
YEAH, IT'S UNCANNY.
331
00:15:58,191 --> 00:15:59,926
I'VE BEEN AFRAID
TO COME FORWARD,
332
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:03,163
BUT I CAN'T HELP MYSELF ANYMORE.
333
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,532
AND EVEN THOUGH
WE ARE COMPLETE STRANGERS,
334
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,734
EXCEPT FOR THE TIME
WHEN YOU HELPED ME
335
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:11,871
WHEN MY FLIP-FLOP GOT STUCK
IN THE ESCALATOR AT THE MALL,
336
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:14,107
I FEEL LIKE
I'VE KNOWN YOU FOREVER.
337
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:17,644
SO...THIS IS
YOUR SECRET ADMIRER.
338
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,912
YOU HEARD THE MAN.
339
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,183
IF I WERE YOU, HE'S ONE SECRET
I WOULD HAVE KEPT.
340
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:24,484
AM I RIGHT, TUCKER?
341
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,156
TUCKER!
- HUH?
342
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,059
WAIT, WHAT DID YOU SAY?
343
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:36,963
UM, HE'S KIND OF LIKE OLD.
BUT AT LEAST YOU HAD A DATE.
344
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,699
UNLIKE "FOREVER"
AND "SINGLE."
345
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:44,371
I LOVE THAT STORE!
346
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,707
YOU KNOW WHAT, MEREDITH,
THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR.
347
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:50,810
THOSE GUYS ARE MY FRIENDS.
348
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:52,612
AND THIS GUY
JUST HAPPENS TO BE
349
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,181
ONE OF THE NICEST HUMAN BEINGS
I KNOW.
350
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,383
THAT'S RIGHT, I KNOW HIM.
351
00:16:56,549 --> 00:17:01,388
HE LIVES IN A TRAILER
IN MY BACKYARD.
352
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,656
MY POINT IS...
353
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,692
HE WAS WILLING TO PRETEND
TO BE MY SECRET ADMIRER
354
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,994
JUST SO YOU WOULDN'T JUDGE ME.
355
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,697
AND ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS COME
TO THIS DANCE WITH MY FRIENDS.
356
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,100
AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG
WITH THAT.
357
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,802
I NEVER SHOULD'VE LET YOU
GET INSIDE MY HEAD.
358
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:19,472
I'M HERE WITH MY COUSIN
BECAUSE YOU GOT INSIDE MY HEAD!
359
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,808
I PAID MY DOG WALKER
TO TAKE ME!
360
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,144
AND WE BROKE UP WEEKS AGO!
361
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,012
YEAH, SHE TOLD ME
NOT TO TELL ANYONE.
362
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:29,182
SHE HAS MY DOG!
363
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,818
AND NEXT TIME,
JUST COME WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
364
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,920
AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY FRIENDS,
365
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,423
THEN JUST COME ANYWAY
AND WE'LL ALL DANCE TOGETHER.
366
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,565
THANK YOU, KEVIN.
- ANYTIME.
367
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:53,473
IT'S ABOUT TO GET
REAL FUNKY UP IN HERE!
368
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:12,392
♪ MY BABY MOVES AT MIDNIGHT
369
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:16,596
♪ GOES RIGHT ON TILL THE DAWN
370
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:20,400
♪ MY WOMAN TAKES ME HIGHER
371
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:24,937
♪ MY WOMAN KEEPS ME WARM
372
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,574
♪ WHAT YOU DOIN'
ON YOUR BACK ♪
373
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:31,043
♪ AHH, WHAT YOU DOIN'
ON YOUR BACK ♪
374
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:36,183
♪ AHH, YOU SHOULD BE DANCING,
YEAH ♪
375
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:40,086
♪ DANCING, YEAH
376
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:43,756
♪ SHE'S JUICY
AND SHE'S TROUBLE ♪
377
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:47,627
♪ SHE GETS IT TO ME GOOD
378
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:51,731
♪ MY WOMAN GIVES ME POWER...
379
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,036
EMILY.
YOU WERE GREAT.
380
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:59,806
REALLY, I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.
THAT WAS FANTASTIC.
381
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,808
THANKS, DAD.
382
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,643
YOU KNOW I AM YOUR BIGGEST
SECRET ADMIRER.
383
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,445
YES, I KNOW, DADDY.
384
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:06,946
BUT THAT'S NOT MUCH
OF A SECRET.
385
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,681
NO, IT'S NOT.
386
00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:14,086
COME ON!
387
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,556
OKAY, BUT IF ANYBODY WALKS IN,
WE STOP, ALL RIGHT?
388
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,358
MM-HMM.
389
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,227
WAIT.
WHAT'S WITH THE LIP BITING?
390
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,562
THE LIP BITING SELLS IT.
IT'S FOXY.
391
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,664
COME ON,
IT PUTS THE MUSIC IN YOU.
392
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,434
THERE WE GO!
WATCH THIS ONE.
393
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,935
YEAH!
- WOW!
394
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,803
CUTTING IT CLOSE.
395
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,905
COME ON.
THERE WE GO.
396
00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:36,243
THANK YOU, DADDY.
397
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:45,385
- REALLY?
- BUNION SURGERY?
398
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:48,355
WOW, STILL GRANDMA, HUH?
399
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,123
I DON'T WANT MY PHONE ANYMORE.
400
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:57,697
THIS IS A REAL EMERGENCY.
PLEASE TAKE THIS AWAY.
401
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,766
HEY, MAGGIE.
402
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,968
HEY, UH, IT'S ME.
YOUR--
403
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:04,036
YEAH, THEIR BATTERY IS...
404
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,738
LOW.
405
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:06,773
WHAT? I CAN'T--
406
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:07,540
HEAR YOU.
407
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:09,876
THANKS, MOM.
408
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,814
HELLO?
409
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:17,450
OH, HEY, MOM.
410
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:18,951
YEAH, HANG ON A SEC.
I'LL GO GET THEM.
411
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:32,031
HUH. I THOUGHT
THEY WERE IN HERE.
412
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:34,434
OH, THERE THEY ARE!
413
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,303
ALL RIGHT.
414
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:39,205
HANG ON, MOM.
I'LL PUT YOU ON SPEAKER.
415
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:41,040
all: HI, GRANDMA.
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