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HA! 12 00:00:37,385 --> 00:00:39,691 AN OLDER BOY WITH A CAR ASKED YOU ON A DATE!" 13 00:00:42,955 --> 00:00:44,087 I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH IT. 14 00:00:44,218 --> 00:00:45,915 YOU ARE COOL. 15 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,744 BUT YOU KNOW WHO, UH, MIGHT NOT BE SO COOL-- 16 00:00:48,874 --> 00:00:51,486 AND I SAY THIS, UH, ONE COOL CHICK TO ANOTHER-- 17 00:00:51,616 --> 00:00:53,183 IS YOUR FATHER. 18 00:00:53,314 --> 00:00:54,967 SO, YOU MIGHT WANT TO RUN THIS BY HIM. 19 00:00:55,098 --> 00:00:56,578 GOOD IDEA. I'M GOING IN. 20 00:00:56,708 --> 00:00:57,883 COVER ME. 21 00:00:58,014 --> 00:00:58,928 GOTCHA. 22 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:02,410 DAD! 23 00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:04,238 HEY, DADDY. MATTHEW PEARSON WANTS TO HANG. 24 00:01:04,368 --> 00:01:05,761 IT'S NO BIGGIE AND MOM'S ON BOARD. 25 00:01:05,891 --> 00:01:07,197 I'M SURE YOU ARE TOO. 26 00:01:07,328 --> 00:01:08,024 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M ASKING. 27 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:09,286 SO, THANKS. - OKAY. 28 00:01:09,417 --> 00:01:10,331 HONEY, YOU'RE ON BOARD WITH THIS? 29 00:01:10,461 --> 00:01:12,115 - OH, YEAH, YEAH, I AM. - OH, OOH. 30 00:01:12,246 --> 00:01:13,986 UH, NO, I DON'T, UH... 31 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:15,553 I DON'T KNOW, EM. 32 00:01:15,684 --> 00:01:17,033 I'M NOT SURE THAT YOU'RE, UH-- 33 00:01:17,164 --> 00:01:19,905 THAT YOU'RE CLEARED FOR LANDING. 34 00:01:20,036 --> 00:01:21,211 OR IF YOU CAN GO TO THE YMCA FOR THAT MATTER, 35 00:01:21,342 --> 00:01:23,996 SO I DON'T THINK-- 36 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:25,998 - WHAT? - LOOK AT YOU. 37 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:27,565 YOU WERE MY LITTLE BABY ONCE, 38 00:01:27,696 --> 00:01:29,480 AND NOW YOU'RE THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL. 39 00:01:29,611 --> 00:01:31,221 GIVE ME A HUG, SWEETHEART. WHAT? 40 00:01:31,352 --> 00:01:32,092 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY TO ME? 41 00:01:32,222 --> 00:01:33,223 DON'T LET HER GO. 42 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:34,833 OH, OF COURSE NOT. YES. 43 00:01:34,964 --> 00:01:36,357 EMILY, NO. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GO 44 00:01:36,487 --> 00:01:37,445 ON A DATE WITH MATTHEW PEARSON. 45 00:01:37,575 --> 00:01:39,403 YOU'RE TOO YOUNG. 46 00:01:39,534 --> 00:01:41,971 AND YOU'RE WAY TOO YOUNG TO FLY AN AIRPLANE. 47 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,886 THIS IS SO UNFAIR. 48 00:01:44,016 --> 00:01:47,063 AND WEIRD. 49 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:09,346 WELL, I GUESS WE NIPPED 50 00:02:09,477 --> 00:02:10,826 THAT "DATING AN OLDER BOY" THING 51 00:02:10,956 --> 00:02:11,653 IN THE BUD, DIDN'T WE? 52 00:02:11,783 --> 00:02:13,437 "WE"? 53 00:02:13,568 --> 00:02:17,224 HONEY, I WAS THE BUD NIPPER. YOU WERE THE BUD KISSER. 54 00:02:17,354 --> 00:02:18,964 ALL RIGHT, DAD. 55 00:02:19,095 --> 00:02:20,575 FIRST, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR OVERREACTING. 56 00:02:20,705 --> 00:02:22,490 THANK YOU. 57 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:24,622 I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM WITH MATTHEW. 58 00:02:24,753 --> 00:02:26,972 BUT I THINK IT'S FUNNY HOW THIS PLAYED OUT SO DIFFERENTLY 59 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:31,238 ON YOUR TV SHOW. 60 00:02:31,368 --> 00:02:32,891 I'M NOT SURE WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS, EMILY, 61 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:36,417 BUT ANY TIME YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY SHOW, I'M IN. 62 00:02:38,897 --> 00:02:41,726 WELL, YOU WOULDN'T LET YOUR DAUGHTER DATE AN OLDER GUY 63 00:02:41,857 --> 00:02:44,860 IN THE MUCH BELOVED EPISODE "DADDY GETS A SNAKE BITE." 64 00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:46,905 - MMM. - BUT LUCKY FOR YOU, 65 00:02:47,036 --> 00:02:48,733 THAT OLDER GUY SAVED YOUR LIFE 66 00:02:48,864 --> 00:02:52,694 BECAUSE HE KNEW HOW TO SUCK OUT SNAKE VENOM. 67 00:02:52,824 --> 00:02:56,263 THAT EPISODE GOT A "MUST SEE" FROM {\an8}ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY. 68 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:57,829 AND IN THE END, YOU DID THE RIGHT THING 69 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,049 BY LETTING THEM GO OUT ON A DATE. 70 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,572 THAT'S A GOOD POINT, EMILY. 71 00:03:01,703 --> 00:03:03,400 AND VERY WELL PLAYED, I MIGHT ADD. 72 00:03:03,531 --> 00:03:07,448 BUT IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, MY DAUGHTER IN THE SHOW WAS 16. 73 00:03:07,578 --> 00:03:10,407 YOU'RE 14. EVEN BETTER PLAYED, ME. 74 00:03:13,018 --> 00:03:15,282 - MOM. - OKAY. 75 00:03:15,412 --> 00:03:17,632 HOW ABOUT WE INVITE THIS MATTHEW PEARSON OVER 76 00:03:17,762 --> 00:03:22,071 TO MEET HIM AND THEN WE DECIDE? 77 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:25,117 UGH! THAT IS SO OLD-FASHIONED. 78 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:26,423 BEFORE HE ARRIVES, WILL I HAVE TIME 79 00:03:26,554 --> 00:03:29,252 TO CHURN THE BUTTER? 80 00:03:29,383 --> 00:03:31,428 I THINK IT'S YOUR BEST SHOT AND YOUR ONLY SHOT. 81 00:03:31,559 --> 00:03:34,779 FINE. I'LL HAVE HIM BRING TOAST. 82 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:37,129 FOR THE BUTTER I'M CHURNING. 83 00:03:37,260 --> 00:03:41,221 BECAUSE WE'RE IN THE '80S. 84 00:03:41,351 --> 00:03:44,746 HEY! THE '80S PAID FOR THIS HOUSE! 85 00:03:44,876 --> 00:03:46,226 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 86 00:03:46,356 --> 00:03:48,445 COME ON, I WAS DOING THE SIGNAL. 87 00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:50,230 WHAT WERE YOU DOING? I THOUGHT WE SAID NO DATING. 88 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:51,883 HONEY, IF WE SAY NO, SHE'S GOING TO SNEAK AROUND 89 00:03:52,014 --> 00:03:53,755 AND SEE HIM ANYWAY. 90 00:03:53,885 --> 00:03:57,715 BUT IF WE MEET HIM AND YOU ACT ALL MEAN AND INTIMIDATING, 91 00:03:57,846 --> 00:03:59,369 YOU'LL SCARE HIM OFF FOR GOOD. 92 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,415 OH, I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE. 93 00:04:01,545 --> 00:04:04,287 SINCE I'M HOME, YOU WANT ME TO BE THE BAD COP 94 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:06,158 SO YOU CAN BE THE GOOD COP, RIGHT? 95 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:07,247 OH, PLEASE LET ME BE THE GOOD COP. 96 00:04:07,377 --> 00:04:10,554 I'VE BEEN THE BAD COP FOR SO LONG. 97 00:04:10,685 --> 00:04:13,078 YOU KNOW, I CAN ACT MEAN AND INTIMIDATING. 98 00:04:13,209 --> 00:04:16,168 CASTING DIRECTORS DON'T SEE ME THAT WAY, BUT I CAN DO IT. 99 00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:19,302 BABY, YOU CAN. 100 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:22,131 DON'T MESS WITH ME, PUNK. HUH? 101 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:25,395 WHO COULD RESIST THAT ARREST? COME HERE! 102 00:04:25,526 --> 00:04:27,571 HO! IS THAT TV'S DAVID HOBBS? 103 00:04:27,702 --> 00:04:29,530 I'VE GOT SOME EXCITING NEWS FOR YOU. 104 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,183 MARCUS, WHY DID YOU WRITE AN EPISODE 105 00:04:31,314 --> 00:04:32,968 WHERE MY TV DAUGHTER DATES AN OLDER BOY? 106 00:04:33,098 --> 00:04:34,796 NOW EMILY THINKS SHE CAN DATE AN OLDER BOY. 107 00:04:34,926 --> 00:04:35,840 WELL, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 108 00:04:35,971 --> 00:04:37,538 THE DAUGHTER IN YOUR SHOW WAS 16 109 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:39,844 AND THAT BOY COULD SUCK OUT SNAKE VENOM. 110 00:04:39,975 --> 00:04:41,193 THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 111 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:42,586 BUT I STILL GOT TO MEET THIS KID TONIGHT. 112 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:44,849 OH, YOU KNOW, I'D FEEL SORRY FOR YOU 113 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:49,201 IF YOU DIDN'T LEAD SUCH A CHARMED LIFE IN EVERY OTHER WAY. 114 00:04:49,332 --> 00:04:51,291 NOW, IF IT'S OKAY, CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT 115 00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:53,510 WHEN WE DON'T TALK ABOUT YOU? 116 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:55,947 MAKE IT FAST. 117 00:04:56,078 --> 00:04:59,560 CHECK OUT THE "SEE DAD RUN" FAN CLUB. 118 00:04:59,690 --> 00:05:02,476 "FAN CLUB PRESENTS STAR DAVID HOBBS AND HEAD WAITER 119 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:03,999 MARCUS BARNES." AND IT'S SOLD OUT. 120 00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:05,305 MAN, HOW ABOUT THAT? - "HEAD WAITER"? 121 00:05:05,435 --> 00:05:07,829 NO, IT'S SUPPOSED TO SAY "HEAD WRITER"! 122 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:09,787 THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TYPO THEY HAD IN {\an8}CELEBRITY WEEKLY 123 00:05:09,918 --> 00:05:12,268 THAT SAID I WAS THE SHOW'S "DEAD WRITER." 124 00:05:13,878 --> 00:05:15,184 I FORGOT ABOUT THAT. 125 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,794 YEAH, WELL, YOU GO AHEAD AND ENJOY THAT. 126 00:05:16,925 --> 00:05:19,362 BUT MT WIFE, SHE GAVE ME A MEMORIAL POOL PARTY THAT NIGHT. 127 00:05:19,493 --> 00:05:21,059 THAT'S TERRIBLE. 128 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:22,452 WHAT? YOU WERE THERE. 129 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:25,586 TO CELEBRATE YOUR LIFE. 130 00:05:25,716 --> 00:05:27,501 HEY, DAD, CAN I ASK A QUESTION AT THE FAN NIGHT? 131 00:05:27,631 --> 00:05:29,024 SURE, JOE. 132 00:05:29,154 --> 00:05:31,200 GOOD, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA ASK THE BEST QUESTION. 133 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:34,159 MAYBE I'LL ASK A BETTER ONE. 134 00:05:34,290 --> 00:05:36,074 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA ASK? YOU'RE FIVE. 135 00:05:36,205 --> 00:05:40,296 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I ASK. I'M CUTE. 136 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:42,080 ALL RIGHT. BABY, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ASK? 137 00:05:42,211 --> 00:05:46,041 WILL THERE BE CAKE? 138 00:05:46,171 --> 00:05:48,260 WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT TO ASK THE HEAD WAITER. 139 00:05:48,391 --> 00:05:50,393 MARCUS? 140 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:54,528 HEY, JOE, WHEN MATTHEW GETS HERE, 141 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:56,051 COULD YOU NOT WEAR THAT CAPE? 142 00:05:56,181 --> 00:05:57,269 IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING. 143 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,794 OKAY, IT'S NOT A CAPE. 144 00:05:59,924 --> 00:06:02,536 IT'S A TOWEL FOR MY NECK SHIVERS. 145 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:05,103 I RAPIDLY LOSE HEAT THROUGH MY NECK 146 00:06:05,234 --> 00:06:09,630 NOW THAT I'VE LOST MY BABY FAT. 147 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:12,459 YEAH, I'M GONNA TELL MATTHEW IT'S A CAPE. 148 00:06:14,069 --> 00:06:15,723 OKAY, I'VE GOT A 20 ON MATTHEW PEARSON. 149 00:06:15,853 --> 00:06:18,900 HE'S COMING IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO... 150 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:21,642 MATTHEW'S HERE! 151 00:06:21,772 --> 00:06:23,687 THIS IS THE BIGGEST DAY OF MY LIFE! 152 00:06:23,818 --> 00:06:27,082 EVERYBODY ACT NORMAL AND TAKE OFF YOUR CAPES! 153 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:29,127 WOW, THIS SHOULD BE GOOD. 154 00:06:33,044 --> 00:06:34,611 HI, EMILY. 155 00:06:34,742 --> 00:06:35,917 COME IN, MATTHEW. 156 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:39,007 THIS IS MY FAMILY. 157 00:06:39,137 --> 00:06:40,661 SORRY THIS IS SO LAME. 158 00:06:40,791 --> 00:06:42,140 I PROMISE IT'LL BE QUICK. 159 00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:44,491 AND, YES, MY BROTHER'S WEARING A CAPE. 160 00:06:47,015 --> 00:06:48,930 IT'S AN HONOR TO MEET YOU, MR. HOBBS. 161 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:53,064 OH, PLEASE. CALL ME "SIR." 162 00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:55,415 OH, OKAY, SIR. 163 00:06:55,545 --> 00:06:57,547 I HOPE YOU LIKE FLOWERS, MRS. HOBBS. 164 00:06:57,678 --> 00:06:58,592 OH, WHY THANK YOU, MATTHEW. 165 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:00,768 THAT'S SO THOUGHTFUL. THANKS. 166 00:07:00,898 --> 00:07:03,423 AW, ROOKIE MISTAKE. YOU FORGOT ABOUT EMILY. 167 00:07:03,553 --> 00:07:07,514 ACTUALLY, I, UH, I BROUGHT THIS ONE. 168 00:07:07,644 --> 00:07:09,559 OH. 169 00:07:09,690 --> 00:07:12,519 I GUESS I SAT ON IT. 170 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:14,172 THANKS, MATTHEW. 171 00:07:14,303 --> 00:07:16,261 IT SMELLS LIKE FRENCH FRIES. 172 00:07:16,392 --> 00:07:18,960 YEAH, I JUST CAME FROM WORK. 173 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:23,399 WHAT IS THAT, A BOX OF DRUGS? 174 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:25,923 THEY'RE CUPCAKES FOR YOU, SIR. 175 00:07:26,054 --> 00:07:28,535 {\an8}PEOPLE MAGAZINE SAYS THEY'RE YOUR FAVORITE. 176 00:07:28,665 --> 00:07:31,189 CUPCAKES, PLEASE. WHAT A KISS-UP, HUH? 177 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:32,974 THIS GUY. 178 00:07:33,104 --> 00:07:35,237 ACTUALLY, MATTHEW, I'M MORE OF A SCONE GUY, BUT, 179 00:07:35,367 --> 00:07:37,239 UH, SINCE I'M SUCH A GRACIOUS HOST, 180 00:07:37,369 --> 00:07:40,503 I WILL TRY ONE OF YOUR CUPCAKES. 181 00:07:44,942 --> 00:07:47,641 UGH! 182 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:49,643 THEY'RE HORRIBLE. 183 00:07:49,773 --> 00:07:52,776 ESPECIALLY THE LEMON CHIFFON WITH THE BUTTER CREAM FROSTING. 184 00:07:52,907 --> 00:07:54,648 MMM, OH. 185 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:56,040 I'M SO--HERE, MAYBE I CAN RETURN IT FOR SOME SCONES. 186 00:07:56,171 --> 00:07:58,173 WELL, WELL, I WILL FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET THEM DOWN. 187 00:07:58,303 --> 00:08:00,828 IT'S OKAY. 188 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:04,353 OKAY. THESE ARE FOR YOU GUYS. 189 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,486 THERE'S SOME COUPONS FOR SOME FREE CHEESEBURGERS. 190 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:08,575 OOH, HE'S A KEEPER. 191 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:10,620 I'D RATHER HAVE A CUPCAKE. 192 00:08:10,751 --> 00:08:12,056 HEY, HEY, HEY. BACK OFF, SISTER. 193 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:13,449 YOU GOT A COUPON. 194 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:16,974 SIR, YOU'RE AS FUNNY IN REAL LIFE 195 00:08:17,105 --> 00:08:18,367 AS YOU ARE ON "SEE DAD RUN." 196 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,411 YOU WATCH THE SHOW? 197 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:21,152 YEAH, I'VE SEEN EVERY EPISODE. 198 00:08:21,283 --> 00:08:24,329 OH, YEAH, EVERY EPISODE? WHICH ONE'S YOUR FAVORITE? 199 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:26,506 UH, THE ONE WHERE DAD GETS STUCK IN THE PIANO. 200 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:27,768 HILARIOUS. 201 00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:30,031 OKAY. WHAT WAS THAT ONE CALLED? 202 00:08:30,161 --> 00:08:31,554 "DAD GETS STUCK IN A PIANO"? 203 00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:33,687 OOH. HE'S GOOD. 204 00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:34,688 YOU KNOW, I'M EVEN GOING 205 00:08:34,818 --> 00:08:36,124 TO THE FAN CLUB EVENT COMING UP. 206 00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:37,908 I ALREADY GOT MY TICKET IN CASE IT SELLS OUT. 207 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:39,649 AND IT DID. MAN. 208 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:41,564 SMART KID. 209 00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:43,523 YEAH. TOO SMART. 210 00:08:43,653 --> 00:08:46,264 AND TOO TALL. ISN'T HE FREAKISHLY TALL? 211 00:08:46,395 --> 00:08:49,137 I THINK HE'S WEARING LIFTS. 212 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:51,400 DAVID, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 213 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,707 YEAH, SURE. EXCUSE ME. 214 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:55,535 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE HIM DOWN. 215 00:08:55,665 --> 00:08:57,101 WHAT HAPPENED TO {\an8}DIRTY HARRY? 216 00:08:57,232 --> 00:08:59,451 YOU SUDDENLY BECAME SHERIFF ANDY OF MAYBERRY. 217 00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:00,627 COME ON, HONEY. 218 00:09:00,757 --> 00:09:02,759 EVERYBODY LOVES ANDY. 219 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,065 HEY, COME ON. 220 00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:06,763 BESIDES, THIS KID'S STARTING TO GROW ON ME. 221 00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:08,765 THAT'S MY CUE. WOW, LOOK AT THE TIME. 222 00:09:08,896 --> 00:09:10,375 SO SORRY YOU HAVE TO GO, MATTHEW. 223 00:09:10,506 --> 00:09:12,726 UM, OKAY. 224 00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:13,988 DAVID, WEREN'T THERE, UH, A COUPLE QUESTIONS 225 00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:16,033 YOU WANTED TO ASK, UH, MATTHEW? 226 00:09:16,164 --> 00:09:17,600 I HAVE A QUESTION. 227 00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:19,210 WHAT HAPPENS IN THE EPISODE WHERE DAVID TRICKS HIS CHILDREN 228 00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:21,952 INTO PAINTING THE ENTIRE HOUSE? 229 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:23,737 THEY MESS UP AND PAINT OVER THE WINDOWS. 230 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:26,130 IT'S CLASSIC. 231 00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:30,482 IT WAS CLASSIC. 232 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:32,963 JUST LIKE THIS EVENING. 233 00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:36,401 IT WAS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, MRS. HOBBS AND SIR. 234 00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:37,620 YOU PASSED. PICK ME UP TOMORROW. 235 00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:39,970 OKAY. I'LL BRING SCONES! 236 00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:41,493 NO. NO, NO, NO. 237 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:44,235 CUPCAKES! CUPCAKES ARE GOOD! 238 00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:51,112 HE'S A KEEPER. 239 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:58,598 GREAT SHOT, DAVID. 240 00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:00,600 NINE IRON, KEVIN, PLEASE? 241 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:06,606 MM, KITCHEN WINDOW'S OPEN. SLIGHT BREEZE FROM THE RIGHT. 242 00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:10,000 REALLY? 243 00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:11,001 DAD, DAD! 244 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:13,613 EW. THAT'S UGLY. 245 00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:14,918 YOU BUSY? 246 00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:16,703 WELL, JUST GONNA HAVE TO DIG MYSELF OUT 247 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,966 OF A SAND TRAP, BUT THAT'S IT. 248 00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:21,490 I'VE GOT IT. PERFECT QUESTION FOR FAN NIGHT. 249 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:22,665 OH. OKAY, LET'S HEAR IT. 250 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:25,450 WAIT! 251 00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:27,583 CONTINUE. 252 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,763 "MR. HOBBS, LOTS OF KIDS AT MY SCHOOL 253 00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:35,547 "HAVE STAY-AT-HOME DADS. 254 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:36,984 "DO YOU THINK MORE DADS ARE DOING THAT 255 00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:39,943 BECAUSE YOU PLAYED SUCH A FUNNY ONE ON TV?" 256 00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:41,336 WOW, JOE. THAT'S A REALLY GOOD QUESTION. 257 00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:42,990 IN YOUR CUTE LITTLE FACE. 258 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,731 I HAVE ONE. 259 00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:46,384 WHY DIDN'T THEY EVER DO AN EPISODE 260 00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:50,040 WHERE DADDY MARRIES A MERMAID UNDER THE SEA? 261 00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:52,347 BECAUSE HOW WOULD YOU SHOOT A TV SHOW UNDER THE SEA? 262 00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:54,392 THAT WOULD BE MY FOLLOW-UP. 263 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,612 I NEED A FOLLOW-UP? 264 00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:03,227 OH, HEY, GUYS. HOW WAS YOUR DATE? 265 00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:05,055 WE HAD THE BEST TIME. 266 00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:07,754 YEAH. WE WENT WHALE WATCHING. 267 00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:10,104 WE BOTH LOVE WHALES. 268 00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:14,499 ME AND YOUR MOM, IT WAS PLANKTON. 269 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:16,588 - COOL. - I'LL GO GET US SOME SNACKS. 270 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,155 THANKS, THANKS. 271 00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:21,376 UH, IN WHALE, THEY WOULD SAY... 272 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:31,778 NOW EMILY'S DOING A BEAUTIFUL HUMPBACK. 273 00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:35,303 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS CLOWN IS DOING. 274 00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:39,133 LET'S JUST GET BACK TO OUR GAME OF GOLF. 275 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:43,093 HEY, THAT'LL WORK. 276 00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:44,747 OKAY. 277 00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:46,793 - THAT'S A GOOD SWING, SIR. - THANK YOU. 278 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,272 OH, BUT WITH THE CONTROLLER, YOU GET EXTRA DISTANCE 279 00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:49,665 WHEN YOU EXAGGERATE THE FOLLOW-THROUGH. 280 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,188 THE FOLLOW-THROUGH, YEP. 281 00:11:51,319 --> 00:11:53,538 YOU GOT TO FINISH WHAT YOU START. 282 00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:55,279 YOU PLAY A LOT OF VIDEO GOLF? 283 00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:56,977 ACTUALLY, I PREFER TO GET OUT ON THE COURSE. 284 00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:58,369 I'M CAPTAIN OF THE GOLF TEAM AT SCHOOL. 285 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,763 - REALLY? - YES, SIR. 286 00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:03,723 UH, FIRST OFF, JUST SQUARE UP YOUR SHOULDERS. 287 00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:04,767 YEAH, YOU'VE GOT TO SQUARE THEM UP 288 00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,595 LIKE A BOX, ALL RIGHT? 289 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:10,164 OKAY. 290 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,861 GREAT SHOT. 291 00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:14,908 LOOK AT THIS! THIS BALL WENT 300 YARDS! 292 00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:16,605 THIS KID IS AWESOME. 293 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,867 WELL, THANK YOU, SIR. 294 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,347 YOU CALL ME DAVID. 295 00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:20,914 "DAVID"? 296 00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:24,091 I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO STOP THIS. 297 00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:26,397 DAD, MATTHEW DIDN'T COME HERE TO PLAY GOLF WITH YOU. 298 00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,008 BIRDIE! YES! 299 00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:29,226 OOH! 300 00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:32,055 OOH--UH, UM... 301 00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:33,230 I, UH--SORRY. 302 00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:36,059 I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING THE BIRDIE. 303 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,721 THIS IS A SWEET JAM. I LOVE THIS SONG. 304 00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:48,376 ME TOO. I DOWNLOADED IT. 305 00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:49,681 ALL RIGHT, READY? 306 00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:53,424 CROSS OVER. - OKAY. 307 00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:55,644 THIS IS SO WRONG. 308 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,994 YET ODDLY HYPNOTIC. 309 00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:03,652 HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 310 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,828 IT'S MATTHEW'S FAULT. 311 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,441 HEY! I'M THINKING ABOUT WEARING THIS 312 00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,487 TO THE FAN CLUB EVENT TONIGHT. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 313 00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:14,271 OOH, I LIKE IT. 314 00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:16,708 MAKES ME WONDER, "HOW'S THE VEAL?" 315 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,495 "WHAT ARE THE SPECIALS?" 316 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:23,063 HEY, GUESS WHOSE GOT A TEE-TIME AT RIVIERA THIS WEEKEND. 317 00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:24,281 YOU AND ME. 318 00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:25,282 NOPE. ME AND MATTHEW. 319 00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:26,762 WHY DO I EVEN COME OVER HERE? 320 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,285 TO GET AWAY FROM YOUR WIFE. 321 00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:31,245 YEAH, YOU RIGHT ABOUT THAT. 322 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:32,812 HEY! 323 00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:34,552 HOW'S MY DAUGHTER AND HER WHALE-LOVING, 324 00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:36,293 CAPTAIN OF THE GOLF TEAM BOYFRIEND? 325 00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:37,860 IT'S OVER WITH MATTHEW. 326 00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:39,644 I NEVER WANT TO SEE HIS FACE AGAIN. 327 00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:41,733 OOH. 328 00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:44,649 YOU GONNA HAVE A HOUSE FULL OF TEARS AND DRAMA. 329 00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:49,219 I'LL BE OKAY. 330 00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:54,007 HEY, WHAT'S UP? CAN I HAVE THAT RED VELVET? 331 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,618 THE RED VELVET ONE. 332 00:13:56,748 --> 00:14:00,622 YEAH, LET ME GET THAT ONE. 333 00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:03,799 I HAVE TO GET ANOTHER FRIEND. THIS IS-- 334 00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,498 EMILY, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS? 335 00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:09,979 LOOK, I KNOW THAT WE'RE BOTH HURTING RIGHT NOW, 336 00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:13,374 BUT I JUST NEED TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED. 337 00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:15,376 HELLO? I'M HOME. 338 00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:19,336 MOM! 339 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,295 MATTHEW! 340 00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,601 OH, NO, HE DIDN'T. 341 00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:25,821 OH, THAT'S TERRIBLE. 342 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,823 HE SAID I... 343 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:28,911 WELL, DID YOU TELL HIM THAT? 344 00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:32,001 DAD! 345 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,046 DAVID. 346 00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:34,351 ME? WHAT? 347 00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:37,877 I DIDN'T--THIS IS--WHALES. 348 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,443 WE DON'T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU JUST SAID. 349 00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,793 WELCOME TO MY WORLD. 350 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,317 EMILY TEXTED MATTHEW AND BROKE UP WITH HIM. 351 00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:46,581 SHE IS CONVINCED THAT HE LIKES YOU MORE THAN HER. 352 00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:47,930 OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 353 00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:49,714 HONEY, YOU'RE JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS. 354 00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:50,715 HE MADE A CD. 355 00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:51,978 SEE THAT? HOW ROMANTIC. 356 00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:53,501 IT'S FOR YOU, DAD! 357 00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:55,807 IT IS NOT. 358 00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,635 "DAVID'S SWEET JAMS." 359 00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,681 REALLY? I MEAN, REALLY? 360 00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,988 NO, EMILY, EMILY. 361 00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:04,642 PLEASE, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS? - SWEETIE. 362 00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,427 DAVID, YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH, OKAY? 363 00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,211 LEAVE THE POOR CHILD BE. 364 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:11,127 I LOVE BEING GOOD COP. 365 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,305 I BROKE THEM UP, AMY. 366 00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:17,438 I STOLE EMILY'S BOYFRIEND. 367 00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,309 I'LL TELL YOU, IT'S NOT FAIR. 368 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,094 I DON'T KNOW WHY MY OVERWHELMING APPEAL 369 00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:23,400 HAS TO HURT MY DAUGHTER. 370 00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,054 YOU DIDN'T STEAL HIM. 371 00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:26,273 OH, I STOLE HIM. 372 00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:27,622 SHE NEVER STOOD A CHANCE. 373 00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,450 HONEY, HE'S BEEN A FAN FOR A LONG TIME. 374 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,321 OH, NO, NO, NO. 375 00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:34,542 WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'RE RIGHT. 376 00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,892 THIS KID WAS USING EMILY TO GET TO ME. 377 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,633 HONEY, THEY'RE KIDS. THEY'RE KIDS. 378 00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:39,764 IT DIDN'T WORK OUT. IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT. 379 00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,331 NO, YOU DON'T SEE IT, AMY. 380 00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:43,638 I'M TELLING YOU, THIS BOY'S BEEN PLOTTING THIS. 381 00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,422 HE'S BEEN WAITING FOR EMILY TO GET OLD ENOUGH 382 00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:48,164 SO THAT HE COULD DATE HER SO HE COULD COME TO OUR HOUSE 383 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,993 AND RUB ELBOWS WITH AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE DAD. 384 00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:52,734 OKAY, OKAY. WE'LL GO WITH THAT. 385 00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,431 THIS KID, HE BROKE MY DAUGHTER'S HEART. 386 00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:55,998 AND NOBODY BREAKS MY LITTLE GIRL'S HEART. 387 00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:57,347 - NOBODY. - I'M GONNA TAKE THIS PUNK DOWN. 388 00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:58,653 TAKE HIM DOWN, DAVID. 389 00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,133 I'M GONNA HIT HIM WHERE HE LIVES, HONEY. 390 00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:02,222 I'M GONNA DEPRIVE HIM OF THE THING HE LOVES MOST--ME. 391 00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:04,180 YOU HIT HIM HARD, DAVID. YOU HIT HIM HARD. 392 00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:06,530 - I'M GONNA TEXT HIM. - YOU TEXT HIM. 393 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:10,317 WAIT, WHAT? 394 00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:11,971 ALL RIGHT. 395 00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:17,324 "DON'T SHOW YOUR FACE AT THE FAN CLUB TONIGHT. 396 00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:22,894 I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN." 397 00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:25,027 ALL RIGHT. 398 00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:30,467 WHOA. I JUST TOOK A PICTURE. 399 00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:32,165 WELL, NOW I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. 400 00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:33,296 OH, COOL. 401 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,385 ALL RIGHT, AND SEND. 402 00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,213 - AND YOU SEND IT, DAVID. - ALL RIGHT. 403 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,041 OKAY, NOW TAKE A PICTURE OF US. 404 00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,830 AND THEN ON THE SECOND TAKE, WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR, 405 00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:48,920 MARCUS, WHO WAS CONSTANTLY PULLING PRANKS, 406 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:53,316 WAS STANDING THERE IN A FULL SAMURAI OUTFIT WITH THE SWORD. 407 00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:54,883 HE WAS DOING THAT ALL THE TIME BECAUSE HE LIKED 408 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,016 TO KEEP IT, YOU KNOW, LIGHT AND EASY ON THE SET. 409 00:16:57,146 --> 00:17:00,323 UM, I-I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS, GUYS. 410 00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,064 I-I HOPE HE'S OKAY. 411 00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,153 I'M SURE THAT YOU FOLKS WOULD REALLY LIKE TO HEAR 412 00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:06,808 FROM THE HEAD WAITER. 413 00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:09,941 COMPASSIONATE AND COMEDIC. 414 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:14,511 YOU ARE TRULY THE FASCINATING MR. HOBBS. 415 00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:16,687 WELL, IT PAINS ME TO SAY THIS, BUT WE ONLY HAVE TIME 416 00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,994 FOR A FEW MORE QUESTIONS. 417 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,909 GO AHEAD, JOE. ASK YOUR QUESTION. 418 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,216 OH, UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY SON JOE. 419 00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:29,091 OKAY. 420 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,485 A LOT OF MY FRIENDS HAVE STAY-AT-HOME DADS. 421 00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:35,271 DO YOU THINK THAT'S BECAUSE YOU PLAYED SUCH A FUNNY ONE ON TV? 422 00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:40,537 SUCH AN INSIGHTFUL QUESTION. 423 00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:42,713 ONE I'D WISHED I'D ASKED MYSELF. 424 00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:43,932 WHY? 425 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,936 BECAUSE I'M CUTE. 426 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,633 UH, JOE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION? 427 00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:52,288 UM... 428 00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,595 WILL THERE GONNA BE CAKE? 429 00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,640 MERMAIDS? 430 00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,120 HEY, I'M CUTE TOO. 431 00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:03,952 YES, YOU ARE. 432 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,651 AND THAT'S A VERY HANDSOME CAPE. 433 00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:10,045 I HAVE A QUESTION. 434 00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,613 IT'S MATTHEW PEARSON! I'M CALLING SECURITY. 435 00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:13,918 I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. 436 00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:16,573 WHOA, YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE. 437 00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:18,184 WHAT'D YOU THINK, YOU WERE JUST GONNA 438 00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:20,534 COME IN HERE AND ASK ME WHAT? 439 00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:22,623 HOW I STAY IN SUCH FANTASTIC SHAPE 440 00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:25,669 WITH A TOUGH, GRUELING SHOOTING SCHEDULE? 441 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,018 HOW DARE YOU! 442 00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:30,326 IT WAS SPINNING, BY THE WAY. 443 00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:32,023 ACTUALLY, SIR, MY QUESTION'S FOR YOUR DAUGHTER. 444 00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:34,113 EXCUSE ME? 445 00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:36,419 WHY DID YOU BREAK UP WITH ME, EMILY? 446 00:18:36,550 --> 00:18:38,769 BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY LIKE MY DAD MORE THAN ME. 447 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:42,251 NO. I DON'T. 448 00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:44,253 LOOK, I'M NOT REALLY A FAN. 449 00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:46,995 OKAY, I DON'T EVEN WATCH "SEE DAD RUN." 450 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,693 CUT HIS MIC! CUT HIS MIC! 451 00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:52,087 DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO SIT THROUGH ALL 200 EPISODES 452 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,523 OF THAT THING IN ONE WEEK? 453 00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:56,657 WHY IS HIS MIC NOT BEING CUT, KEVIN? 454 00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,311 I ONLY DID IT BECAUSE I LIKE YOU SO MUCH 455 00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:01,183 I WANTED TO IMPRESS YOUR DAD. 456 00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:03,925 THAT IS SO ROMANTIC. 457 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,840 OH, NOW I GET IT, DAD. 458 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:09,235 MATTHEW WAS USING YOU TO GET TO ME. 459 00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:12,238 I CAN SEE THAT. 460 00:19:12,368 --> 00:19:14,457 AND THE CD HE MADE WAS JUST A PLOY. 461 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,329 I GET IT. 462 00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:18,418 I BET HE EVEN LET YOU WIN AT FAKE GOLF. 463 00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:21,638 THAT'S ENOUGH INTO THE MIC, YOUNG LADY. 464 00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:23,292 BRAVO. 465 00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:25,164 WHAT A COMPELLING HOBBSIAN MOMENT 466 00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:28,819 BETWEEN FATHER AND DAUGHTER. 467 00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:30,908 WAIT! OH, WAIT. 468 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,301 WHAT DID I DO TO YOU, DAVID? 469 00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:33,607 HUH? - WHAT? 470 00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:35,478 HOW COME YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE MY FACE? 471 00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,088 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - LOOK, LOOK. 472 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,961 "I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE AT THE FAN CLUB TONIGHT. 473 00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:42,050 I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN." 474 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,618 WITH A PICTURE OF YOU TWO MOCKING ME. 475 00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,837 MARCUS. MARCUS. 476 00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,926 THAT WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU. THAT WAS MEANT FOR MATTHEW. 477 00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,102 MATTHEW? 478 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,540 I KNEW YOU WOULD NEVER SAY THAT TO ME. 479 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,455 UM, I WOULD HAVE BEEN HERE EARLIER, PEOPLE, 480 00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:58,284 BUT I HAD CAR TROUBLE. 481 00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:00,938 THAT'S WHY I'M CRYING, TRYING TO GET HERE. 482 00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:06,205 UM, MAKE SURE YOU CHANGE YOUR OIL, PEOPLE. 483 00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:07,336 YOU HEAR THAT, MATTHEW? HUH? 484 00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:08,642 DAVID NEVER WANTS... 485 00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:11,166 TO SEE YOUR FACE AG-- 486 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,734 NOW YOU CUT THE MIC? 487 00:20:13,864 --> 00:20:15,431 COME ON! 488 00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:19,348 NICE SWING, KENNY. 489 00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:21,220 YAY! BIRDIE! 490 00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:23,613 HEY, JANIE. WHO'S YOUR NEW FRIEND? 491 00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,572 KENNY. HE LIVES DOWN THE STREET. 492 00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:27,704 OH, WELL, HEY, WHY DON'T YOU, UH, 493 00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:29,140 TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF? 494 00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:32,187 HE LOVES YOUR SHOW, DADDY. IT'S HIS FAVORITE. 495 00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:33,536 I'M NOT BUYING IT, KENNY. 496 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:34,972 YOU'RE NOT GONNA CHARM YOUR WAY INTO THIS HOUSE 497 00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:35,973 BY KISSING UP TO ME. 498 00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:39,281 YOU'RE FUNNY. 499 00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:40,717 REALLY? YOU THINK I'M FUNNY? 500 00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:41,544 YEAH. 34977

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