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YOU THOUGHT I WAS TALKING ABOUT ME? 15 00:00:50,093 --> 00:00:54,750 THIS IS AWKWARD. 16 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,621 AND...WE'RE OUT! 17 00:00:58,275 --> 00:01:00,625 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ONE, THE ONLY, 18 00:01:00,756 --> 00:01:04,151 AMERICA'S NUMBER-ONE DAD, DAVID HOBBS! 19 00:01:07,371 --> 00:01:09,678 THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 20 00:01:09,808 --> 00:01:11,027 UH... 21 00:01:11,158 --> 00:01:13,290 BOY, THIS SHOW HAS BEEN MY LIFE 22 00:01:13,421 --> 00:01:15,118 FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS, AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 23 00:01:15,249 --> 00:01:16,772 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S OVER. 24 00:01:16,902 --> 00:01:20,950 THIS CAST AND CREW HAVE BEEN LIKE MY FAMILY, EXCEPT BETTER, 25 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,691 BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO SEE THEM ON WEEKENDS AND HOLIDAYS. 26 00:01:24,301 --> 00:01:27,043 - ONE MORE SEASON! - YOU'RE THE BEST! 27 00:01:27,174 --> 00:01:29,872 I WILL--I'LL MISS THEM MORE THAN THEY WILL EVER KNOW. 28 00:01:30,002 --> 00:01:32,222 WE LOVE YOU, DAVID! 29 00:01:32,353 --> 00:01:33,223 GET OUT OF HERE. 30 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:34,485 THIS IS THE GUY RIGHT HERE. 31 00:01:34,616 --> 00:01:36,226 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS IS MY DEAR FRIEND 32 00:01:36,357 --> 00:01:38,968 AND OUR HEAD WRITER, MR. MARCUS BARNES. 33 00:01:40,317 --> 00:01:42,450 MARCUS... 34 00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:44,887 I JUST WANT TO TAKE A MOMENT AND TELL YOU SOMETHING 35 00:01:45,017 --> 00:01:48,499 THAT I'VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU FOR A LONG TIME. 36 00:01:48,630 --> 00:01:51,763 I QUIT! 37 00:01:51,894 --> 00:01:53,635 TOO LATE. YOU'RE FIRED! 38 00:01:58,988 --> 00:02:00,859 WELL, FOLKS, AS BITTERSWEET AS THIS IS, 39 00:02:00,990 --> 00:02:02,687 I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO SPENDING SOME QUALITY TIME 40 00:02:02,818 --> 00:02:04,733 WITH MY REAL FAMILY. 41 00:02:04,863 --> 00:02:06,300 AND IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D LOVE YOU TO MEET THEM. 42 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:07,692 COME ON OUT HERE, REAL FAMILY. 43 00:02:07,823 --> 00:02:10,652 MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE, AMY, AND OUR KIDS. 44 00:02:14,003 --> 00:02:17,267 GREAT NEWS, GUYS-- DADDY'S COMING HOME. 45 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,378 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S OVER. 46 00:02:41,509 --> 00:02:42,901 WELL, HONEY, IT'S TIME TO MOVE FORWARD, 47 00:02:43,032 --> 00:02:44,468 START ACT TWO. 48 00:02:44,599 --> 00:02:47,254 SPEAKING OF, UH, ACT TWO, 49 00:02:47,384 --> 00:02:48,994 THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 50 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:50,213 IS THIS ABOUT ME? 51 00:02:50,344 --> 00:02:52,694 ISN'T IT ALWAYS? 52 00:02:52,824 --> 00:02:54,130 HEY, BABY. 53 00:02:54,261 --> 00:02:55,392 JANIE, HONEY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ASLEEP. 54 00:02:55,523 --> 00:02:58,787 DR. MONKEY CHUNKS TOLD ME SHE'S SAD. 55 00:02:58,917 --> 00:03:02,312 OH. DID DADDY FORGET TO KISS DR. MONKEY CHUNKS GOOD NIGHT? 56 00:03:02,443 --> 00:03:03,922 - UH-HUH! - AW. 57 00:03:04,053 --> 00:03:05,707 THAT'S 'CAUSE DR. MONKEY CHUNKS 58 00:03:05,837 --> 00:03:08,013 SMELLS LIKE POO. 59 00:03:13,149 --> 00:03:15,543 THAT'S ALL YOU GOT? 60 00:03:15,673 --> 00:03:17,284 LAME. - AH. 61 00:03:18,807 --> 00:03:22,680 HEY, GUYS. 62 00:03:22,811 --> 00:03:24,943 I WANTED TO PRACTICE MY PART IN THE SCHOOL PLAY BEFORE BED. 63 00:03:25,074 --> 00:03:26,989 OH. HAIL CAESAR! 64 00:03:27,119 --> 00:03:29,470 DAVID, THAT WAS HIS PART. 65 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,472 OOH! 66 00:03:31,602 --> 00:03:34,431 SORRY, JOE. I REALLY WANT TO HEAR IT FROM YOU. 67 00:03:34,562 --> 00:03:36,346 HAIL CAESAR! 68 00:03:36,477 --> 00:03:38,870 WHOA! AND THERE IT IS. 69 00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:40,698 THAT'S MY BOY! 70 00:03:40,829 --> 00:03:44,746 IN ANCIENT ROME, THEY NEVER WORE UNDERPANTS. 71 00:03:44,876 --> 00:03:46,182 YOU KNOW, HE'S RIGHT, HONEY. 72 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:49,011 ALL ROMANS WENT FULL COMMANDO-- 73 00:03:49,141 --> 00:03:52,275 CLAUDIUS, JULIUS, TESTICULUS. 74 00:03:53,755 --> 00:03:55,757 OKAY, GOOD NIGHT, JOE. 75 00:03:57,759 --> 00:04:00,544 AH, SO, MR. DAVID, I HAVE SOME EXCITING NEWS. 76 00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:02,372 YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT, ARE YOU? 77 00:04:02,503 --> 00:04:03,373 NO! 78 00:04:03,504 --> 00:04:06,550 WHOO! 79 00:04:06,681 --> 00:04:08,465 I, UH... 80 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:11,555 GOT A CALL FROM THE PRODUCERS OF {\an8}ALL THE DAYS. 81 00:04:11,686 --> 00:04:14,645 THEY WANT MY CHARACTER, SARAH, TO COME BACK. 82 00:04:14,776 --> 00:04:16,821 COME BACK FROM WHAT, HER COMA? 83 00:04:16,952 --> 00:04:19,128 YEAH, THEY FEEL IT'S TIME TO END THAT STORYLINE. 84 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:23,437 DOESN'T HER LACK OF BRAIN ACTIVITY END THAT STORYLINE? 85 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:24,742 THEY WANT MY CHARACTER TO WAKE UP, 86 00:04:24,873 --> 00:04:27,310 REJOIN THE SHOW. 87 00:04:27,441 --> 00:04:30,270 OH. I DON'T KNOW, AMY. THE TIMING'S NOT GREAT. 88 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,359 HOW DO YOU FIGURE? 89 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:36,493 WELL, DOESN'T THAT MEAN THAT YOU'D BE WORKING FULL-TIME, 90 00:04:36,624 --> 00:04:38,103 AND I'D BE STAYING HOME WITH THE KIDS? 91 00:04:38,234 --> 00:04:41,542 YEAH! 92 00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:43,195 I JUST THOUGHT WE'D ALL BE TOGETHER-- 93 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:44,675 HAVING BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING, 94 00:04:44,806 --> 00:04:46,286 YOU DROPPING THE KIDS OFF AT SCHOOL, 95 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:50,159 ME PLAYING A ROUND OF GOLF AND SMOKING CIGARS WITH THE GUYS, 96 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,466 SPENDING THE AFTERNOON AT THE TRACK... 97 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:57,035 WITH YOU. 98 00:04:57,166 --> 00:05:00,256 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, IT DOES SOUND PRETTY RIDICULOUS, HUH? 99 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:03,433 HA! LEAVING YOU HOME WITH THE KIDS. 100 00:05:06,044 --> 00:05:07,524 HOLD ON A SECOND. 101 00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:09,309 YOU DON'T THINK I CAN HANDLE MY KIDS ON MY OWN? 102 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:10,962 - I NEVER SAID THAT. - BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT. 103 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:12,399 - NO, I DIDN'T. - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEANT. 104 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:14,183 NEED I REMIND YOU THAT JUST LAST YEAR 105 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,054 I WAS VOTED {\an8}TV GUIDE'S NUMBER-ONE DAD? 106 00:05:16,185 --> 00:05:18,448 BABY, I VOTED FOR YOU. 107 00:05:18,579 --> 00:05:19,971 YOU'RE GOING BACK TO WORK, OKAY? 108 00:05:20,102 --> 00:05:22,452 I GOT THIS. - REALLY? 109 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:25,150 AM I NOT THE MAN WHO BUILT HIS SON'S SCIENCE PROJECT 110 00:05:25,281 --> 00:05:28,240 {\an8}AND DELIVERED A LITTER OF PUPPIES ALL IN ONE NIGHT? 111 00:05:28,371 --> 00:05:29,764 THAT WAS ON THE SHOW. 112 00:05:32,201 --> 00:05:34,769 - REALLY? - MM-HMM. 113 00:05:34,899 --> 00:05:37,380 BUT I LIKE WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS, MISTER. 114 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:38,599 COME ON, YOU KNOW WHAT? COME HERE. 115 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:42,646 IT'S YOUR TURN. YOU DESERVE THIS. 116 00:05:42,777 --> 00:05:44,213 AND BESIDES, YOU HAD THEM FOR THE "DIAPER" YEARS. 117 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,215 I MEAN, HOW HARD CAN THIS BE? 118 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,826 YOU'RE SO PRETTY. 119 00:05:55,790 --> 00:05:58,532 - CAN I TALK TO YOU, MOM? - SURE, BABY, YEAH. 120 00:05:58,662 --> 00:05:59,794 WHAT'S UP? 121 00:05:59,924 --> 00:06:01,622 OH, IT'S ABOUT MATTHEW PEARSON. 122 00:06:01,752 --> 00:06:03,232 OH, THAT'S MY CUE. I'M OUT OF HERE. 123 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,451 OH, NO, NO, NO, HONEY. 124 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:05,756 YOU NEED TO BE A PART OF THIS NOW. 125 00:06:05,887 --> 00:06:07,018 BUT, MOM! 126 00:06:07,149 --> 00:06:08,150 GO AHEAD, LOVE. 127 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:09,891 FINE. 128 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:12,502 UM, WELL, YOU KNOW THAT I WAS HOPING-- 129 00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:13,503 - AND DID HE? - NO! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 130 00:06:13,634 --> 00:06:15,026 - EVEN AFTER-- - I KNOW, I KNOW. 131 00:06:15,157 --> 00:06:16,288 BUT TELL ME YOU DIDN'T-- - NO! I DID EXACTLY WHAT WE-- 132 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:17,202 - GOOD, GOOD. DID YOU TRY-- - TWICE! 133 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:18,726 - AND NOT EVEN A-- - NOPE. 134 00:06:18,856 --> 00:06:20,597 OH, WOW. 135 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:23,470 DAVID, YOU WANT TO JUMP IN HERE? - ON WHAT? 136 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:26,647 YOU GUYS SOUND LIKE A CELL PHONE THAT KEEPS CUTTING OUT. 137 00:06:26,777 --> 00:06:28,692 SEE? I KNEW HE WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. 138 00:06:28,823 --> 00:06:30,738 CAN I BUY A VOWEL OR SOMETHING? 139 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:32,304 NOW THAT I'M GOING BACK TO WORK 140 00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:33,741 AND YOU'RE IN CHARGE, 141 00:06:33,871 --> 00:06:35,395 YOU NEED TO KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THESE SITUATIONS. 142 00:06:35,525 --> 00:06:37,571 W-W-WAIT. YOU'RE LEAVING, AND HE'S STAYING? 143 00:06:37,701 --> 00:06:39,834 HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT RAISING A DAUGHTER. 144 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:42,924 I THINK {\an8}ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY MIGHT DISAGREE WITH YOU ON THAT. 145 00:06:43,054 --> 00:06:45,100 FINE. 146 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:47,711 I'M TRYING TO GET A GUY TO ASK ME TO THE DANCE. 147 00:06:47,842 --> 00:06:49,365 ANY WORDS OF WISDOM? 148 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:52,977 DID YOU NOT SEE OUR VERY SPECIAL PROM EPISODE? 149 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:54,675 NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS AT A DANCE. 150 00:06:54,805 --> 00:06:56,154 YOU'RE NOT GOING. 151 00:06:56,285 --> 00:06:59,201 UNBELIEVABLE! 152 00:06:59,331 --> 00:07:00,855 YEAH, SEE THAT? 153 00:07:00,985 --> 00:07:04,728 THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME! 154 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:06,643 MORNING, FAMILY. HOW'S EVERYBODY TODAY? 155 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:09,080 - HORRIFIED. - ME TOO. 156 00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:10,647 SO YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS. 157 00:07:10,778 --> 00:07:12,519 - I THINK IT'S GREAT, DAD. - ME TOO. 158 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:16,000 NOW WE GET SOME "DUDES ONLY" TIME. 159 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:18,525 DUDE, WE ARE GONNA HAVE ALL KINDS OF "DUDES ONLY" TIME, 160 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:21,702 STARTING RIGHT NOW-- CATCH. 161 00:07:24,661 --> 00:07:28,404 DADDY, WE DON'T THROW THINGS TO JOE. 162 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:30,014 DAVID, WE REALLY NEED TO GO OVER A FEW THINGS 163 00:07:30,145 --> 00:07:31,581 BEFORE I LEAVE. 164 00:07:31,712 --> 00:07:34,236 ONE SEC, HONEY. I JUST NEED MY COFFEE. 165 00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:35,585 THERE WE GO. 166 00:07:35,716 --> 00:07:37,152 MORNING. 167 00:07:37,282 --> 00:07:38,283 HELLO, DAVID. 168 00:07:38,414 --> 00:07:41,417 HELLO, DAVID'S REAL FAMILY. 169 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:44,464 - THANK YOU. - NO PROBLEM, DAD. 170 00:07:44,594 --> 00:07:48,511 UH, UH, DAVID. 171 00:07:48,642 --> 00:07:51,122 DAVID, WHAT WAS KEVIN FROM THE SHOW DOING HERE? 172 00:07:51,253 --> 00:07:52,907 BRINGING ME MY SCONE. 173 00:07:53,037 --> 00:07:54,909 SCONE--OKAY. 174 00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:56,693 UH, IT'S 6:45. 175 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:58,695 AT 7:00, THE KIDS NEED TO BE UPSTAIRS-- 176 00:07:58,826 --> 00:08:00,915 TEETH, HAIR, FACES, BRUSHED, COMBED, WASHED. 177 00:08:01,045 --> 00:08:02,873 YOU PREP THE BACKPACKS, AND YOU MAKE THE LUNCH. 178 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:04,658 NOW, THIS IS IMPORTANT. 179 00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:06,442 EMILY ONLY EATS OUT OF RECYCLABLE CONTAINERS. 180 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:08,313 JOE'S FOOD CAN'T TOUCH. DON'T ASK. 181 00:08:08,444 --> 00:08:10,577 YOU'RE DRIVING CARPOOL. 182 00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:13,580 LEAVE AT 7:30 BECAUSE JOE CANNOT BE LATE. 183 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:17,105 YOU WON'T LIKE JOE WHEN HE'S LATE. 184 00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:18,367 WHAT DO I DO WITH JANIE? 185 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:21,152 - YOU TAKE HER WITH YOU. - ALL DAY? 186 00:08:21,283 --> 00:08:23,807 OH, HONEY, I THINK I SEE WHERE YOU'VE GONE WRONG HERE. 187 00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:26,593 YOU GOLF? 188 00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:30,553 AH. THIS IS THE FAMILY BOOK. 189 00:08:30,684 --> 00:08:32,990 HOW MANY FAMILIES ARE IN THIS THING? 190 00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:34,644 DO NOT MOCK THE FAMILY BOOK. 191 00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:36,080 THE FAMILY BOOK IS YOUR BEST FRIEND. 192 00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:37,952 EVERYTHING YOU NEED IS RIGHT HERE. 193 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:39,475 - HONEY, HONEY? - HUH? 194 00:08:39,606 --> 00:08:40,607 - I GOT THIS. - MM-HMM. 195 00:08:40,737 --> 00:08:43,392 - OKAY? COME ON. - MOMMY, DON'T GO! 196 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:47,396 PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US WITH DADDY! 197 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,703 NOT FUNNY, EMILY. 198 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:52,880 TOO MUCH? 199 00:08:56,927 --> 00:08:59,539 DAD! IT'S 7:29! 200 00:08:59,669 --> 00:09:01,236 I CAN'T BE LATE! I CAN'T BE LATE! 201 00:09:01,366 --> 00:09:02,629 I KNOW, JOE. I KNOW. 202 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:04,282 HERE YOU GO. GIRLS, WE GOT TO GO! 203 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:05,632 WE'RE GONNA LOSE YOUR BROTHER. 204 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,459 YEAH, COME ON IN. 205 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:09,026 - HEY, MR. H. - GOOD MORNING. 206 00:09:09,157 --> 00:09:12,290 FIRST DAY OF FREEDOM, HUH? MUST BE HARD BEING UP AT 7:30. 207 00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:14,858 7:30? 208 00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:16,730 IS ANYBODY ELSE HOT? 209 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:18,601 MARY, CAN YOU GO GET EMILY, PLEASE? 210 00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:20,690 THANK YOU. HEY, GOOD MORNING, MARCUS. 211 00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:21,996 HEY. YEAH. OH, YEAH, BABY, I GOT IT. 212 00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:23,519 I'M ACROSS THE STREET AT DAVID'S, 213 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:25,303 DROPPING MARY OFF AT CARPOOL. 214 00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:27,523 IT'S ON THE LIST. 215 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:29,656 I GOT IT RIGHT THERE. 216 00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:32,267 UH-OH. 217 00:09:32,397 --> 00:09:35,357 OH, GREAT. YOU SENT IT AGAIN. 218 00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:38,752 I LOVE YOU. HELLO? 219 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,710 I MISS WORK! 220 00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:42,930 COME ON, GIRLS! IT'S 7:32! 221 00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:46,020 WHAT'S THAT SOUND? 222 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:50,851 LET ME GET THE BOOK! 223 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:55,507 OH, YOU GOT IT COVERED. ALL RIGHT, THANKS. 224 00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:57,640 SO AMY'S GOING BACK TO WORK, 225 00:09:57,771 --> 00:10:00,121 AND YOU'RE GOING TO RAISE THE KIDS? 226 00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:02,732 YEAH. 227 00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:05,474 HEY, HEY, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, MAN, SERIOUSLY. 228 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,824 WHY IS THIS FUNNY TO YOU? 229 00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:10,740 DAVID, BECAUSE PEOPLE TAKE CARE OF YOU. 230 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,177 YOU DON'T TAKE CARE OF PEOPLE. - WHAT? 231 00:10:13,308 --> 00:10:15,310 MARCUS, YOU SEEM TO FORGET THAT I'M THE GUY 232 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,268 THAT THREW A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR 20 KIDS 233 00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:19,096 WITH NOTHING BUT LEFTOVER CHRISTMAS CANDY 234 00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:21,490 AND STUFF I FOUND IN A CAR. 235 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,753 THAT WAS ON THE SHOW, DAVID. 236 00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:26,669 REALLY? 237 00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:30,717 BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, 238 00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:32,719 MOM LETS ME DRESS THIS WAY FOR SCHOOL. 239 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:35,939 SHALL WE GO TO THE BOOK? 240 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:38,028 DAD, MAYBE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, 241 00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:40,770 BUT I AM A GROWN WOMAN. 242 00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:42,990 NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE 14! 243 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:46,558 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN YOUR-- - DADDY! 244 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:49,736 I WAS GONNA SAY DRIVER'S LICENSE. 245 00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:52,216 EMILY! HEY! WHY ARE YOU SO MAD AT ME? 246 00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:53,261 EM--EMILY! 247 00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:58,875 DADDY, DR. MONKEY CHUNKS IS STILL WET. 248 00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:00,181 I KNOW SHE'S STILL WET, HONEY. 249 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,661 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS 250 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:02,879 PUTTING THAT STUPID LITTLE STRAW 251 00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:05,621 INSIDE THAT STUPID LITTLE JUICE BOX? 252 00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:08,537 AT WORK, I HAD A STRAW GUY. 253 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,105 - I NEED A SNACK. - ME TOO. 254 00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:12,497 ARE YOU KIDDING? 255 00:11:12,628 --> 00:11:14,195 YOU WANT A SNACK? 256 00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:16,850 JANIE, YOU'VE HAD SIX POUNDS OF CHEEZY CHIPS TODAY. 257 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,460 NO MORE SNACKS. 258 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:20,462 I TOLD YOUR MOTHER I'D MAKE YOU A NICE HEALTHY DINNER, OKAY? 259 00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:22,986 OH, DAMN IT, THE CHICKEN. 260 00:11:28,296 --> 00:11:30,298 "ALLOW SIX HOURS TO DEFROST"? 261 00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:32,953 AW, COME ON! 262 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,432 I COULD GO TO A PETTING ZOO 263 00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:36,391 AND WRING A CHICKEN'S NECK IN SIX HOURS. 264 00:11:36,521 --> 00:11:38,219 DADDY, NO! 265 00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:41,135 DADDY'S NOT GONNA KILLING A CHICKEN, HONEY. 266 00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:42,310 YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS. 267 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,051 PUT IT ON HIGH. 268 00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,356 AND WE'LL COOK AND DEFROST AT THE SAME TIME, 269 00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:46,749 AND WE'RE RIGHT BACK ON SCHEDULE, FOLKS. 270 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,838 JUST HAVE A SNACK. 271 00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:51,101 JOE, I NEED YOU TO TAKE OFF THAT TOGA AND WASH IT FOR ME, OKAY? 272 00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,929 I'M LITTLE. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WASH STUFF. 273 00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:54,191 I'M BIG. I DON'T KNOW EITHER. 274 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:57,151 CHECK THE BOOK. 275 00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:58,369 EMILY. 276 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,241 YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO IN THERE, MR. H. 277 00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:01,982 WHY IS SHE SO MAD AT ME? 278 00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:03,940 EMILY HAS BEEN WAITING THE ENTIRE SEMESTER 279 00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:06,595 TO TALK TO MATTHEW PEARSON, A SOPHOMORE. 280 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,032 WITH HIS OWN CAR! 281 00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:10,947 AND RIGHT WHEN THAT HAPPENS, 282 00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:12,819 HER DADDY PULLS UP IN CARPOOL LANE, 283 00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:14,255 HONKING AND WAVING-- 284 00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:16,823 "EMILY, HURRY. JANIE'S GOT TO GO PEE-PEE." 285 00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:18,781 WHO SAYS "PEE-PEE"? 286 00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:21,697 NOBODY SAYS "PEE-PEE"! 287 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:26,049 AND BYE-BYE, MATTHEW PEARSON. 288 00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:34,579 EMILY, IT'S DAD. 289 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,843 HEY, LISTEN, I KNOW YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU AND CHAD-- 290 00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:40,760 I MEAN, UM, MATTHEW-- 291 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,762 WOULD BE TOGETHER FOREVER, 292 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:46,200 BUT I PROMISE YOU THERE'S ONE GUY 293 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:51,031 THAT'LL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU NO MATTER WHAT. 294 00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,427 SERIOUSLY? 295 00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,603 QUOTING YOUR OWN SHOW? 296 00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:04,305 YOU WERE HOME ONE DAY, AND YOU RUINED MY LIFE. 297 00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,089 SUCK IT! 298 00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:10,528 HEY, I'M YOUR DAD... 299 00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:13,488 AND A THREE-TIME EMMY NOMINEE. 300 00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:15,620 I NEVER WON, BUT I'M GOING TO GET OVER IT. 301 00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:19,102 I DESERVE SOME RESPECT. 302 00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:20,669 SO, WHEN YOU DECIDE TO SHOW ME SOME RESPECT, 303 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,236 I'LL BE DOWNSTAIRS... 304 00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,629 SUCKING IT. 305 00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:30,897 OH, WHAT THE-- CHEEZY CHIPS? 306 00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,637 COME ON, GUYS, I TOLD YOU TO HAVE A SNACK, 307 00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:35,379 NOT THROW A SUPER BOWL PARTY. 308 00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:37,991 DADDY, I JUST HAD A YUCKY BURP. 309 00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:40,645 OH! 310 00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:43,039 JOE, LOOK AWAY. DO NOT LOOK AT THE PUKE! 311 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:45,433 JOE, LOOK AWAY! DON'T--DON'T--COME ON! 312 00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:46,782 DADDY, LOOK! 313 00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:53,528 AAH! 314 00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,965 JANIE, WHY IS MONKEY CHUNKS IN THE OVEN? 315 00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:58,141 THE CHICKEN WAS LONELY. 316 00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:03,668 I'LL SAVE YOU, DAVID, AND DAVID'S REAL FAMILY. 317 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:07,890 ENOUGH! YOU GOT IT! YOU GOT IT! 318 00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:10,197 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? GO NUTS! 319 00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:11,763 OH, GREAT. COME ON, KEVIN, MORE! 320 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,417 YOU MISSED A COUPLE OF SPOTS! 321 00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:15,245 OVER THERE! GET THE MICROWAVE! 322 00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:18,553 JOE, DADDY'S CRAZY. 323 00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,511 GUYS, I'M HOME. 324 00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:21,948 RUN, DADDY, RUN! 325 00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,434 ROUGH DAY, DEAR? 326 00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:33,176 LET'S JUST SAY THINGS DIDN'T GO EXACTLY ACCORDING TO PLAN. 327 00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:34,395 I NEED MY CHEEZY CHIPS. 328 00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,919 WHAT? COME ON, TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED--SIT. 329 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,834 WELL, THE PRODUCERS HAD A FEW... 330 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:41,489 NOTES. - REALLY? LIKE WHAT. 331 00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:42,838 COME ON, LET'S GO GET THE MAIL. TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT. 332 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:45,667 THEY FEEL SINCE I'VE BEEN IN A COMA FOR TEN YEARS, 333 00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:47,756 I SHOULD LOOK MORE WELL-RESTED, HUH? 334 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,149 SO LET'S GO TAKE A NAP, THEN. 335 00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:50,802 AND THAT SINCE I'VE BEEN GETTING MY NUTRIENTS 336 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,066 FROM A TUBE, I SHOULD BE TEN POUNDS THINNER. 337 00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:55,416 BASTARDS. THEY HAVE NO RIGHT CALLING YOU FAT. 338 00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:59,202 FAT? 339 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,683 WHO--WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT--ABOUT FAT? 340 00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,032 AM I FAT? DO YOU THINK I'M FAT? 341 00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,426 ABSOLUTELY NOT, HONEY. NO, NO, NO, NO. 342 00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:09,343 OH! OOH, YOU'RE SO SKINNY. 343 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:11,301 OH, THIS IS TURNING ME ON. COME ON, LET'S GO UPSTAIRS. 344 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,303 THE KIDS ARE-- - I NEED MY BABIES. 345 00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,218 ALL THESE PROBLEMS WILL DISAPPEAR ONCE I SEE THE KIDS. 346 00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,873 I THINK YOU OVERESTIMATE THEIR POWERS. 347 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,572 HI, MOMMY. 348 00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:27,709 WHO THREW UP? 349 00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:31,539 SKITTABLES, GOOEY BEARS, CHEEZY CHIPS... 350 00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,845 AND A BUTTON. DAVID. 351 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,370 MY GOD, YOU'RE LIKE {\an8}CSI. 352 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,328 AND I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BUTTON IN MY LIFE. 353 00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:41,897 KIDS, GO UPSTAIRS, CLEAN UP, 354 00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,986 AND LAY DOWN IN OUR BED, OKAY? 355 00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:47,555 YEAH. MOMMY'S SIDE. 356 00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:52,299 KEVIN, SHOO. 357 00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:53,909 I, FOR ONE, 358 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,780 WOULD LIKE TO CONSIDER TODAY MY LEARNING CURVE. 359 00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:58,522 I-IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE, DAVID. 360 00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:00,524 I'M QUITTING THE SHOW. - WHAT? 361 00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:03,963 I'M NOT BLAMING YOU. THIS WAS ALL MY FAULT. 362 00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:06,052 JUST--YOU WEREN'T READY FOR THIS. 363 00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:12,188 I GOT THIS. I TOTALLY GOT THIS. 364 00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:15,322 OKAY, GUYS YOU READY TO DO THIS? 365 00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:18,412 DADDY, DR. MONKEY CHUNKS DOESN'T LIKE WHAT I'M WEARING. 366 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,109 WELL, I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU, CHUNKS. 367 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,155 KEVIN! - WE NEED JANIE'S WARDROBE. 368 00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:24,287 COPY THAT. 369 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,811 - THAT ONE. - LET'S GET JANIE CHANGED. 370 00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,030 READY FOR HAIR AND MAKEUP? 371 00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,597 UGH. 372 00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:33,079 OOH! FEATHERS! 373 00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:35,603 BUT I'M ONLY DOING THIS FOR MOM! 374 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:37,474 - AMY'S COFFEE? - AMY'S COFFEE. 375 00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:39,128 WHAT'S AMY'S 20? 376 00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:41,304 THIS ISN'T A NON-FAT CAP, BRUCE! 377 00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:44,220 FIX IT, BRUCE! FIX IT! 378 00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:45,917 THERE'S YOUR LUNCH. GO GET YOUR BACKPACK, JOE. 379 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,354 TRANSPO, YOU READY FOR CARPOOL? 380 00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:48,572 TRANSPO'S READY. 381 00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:50,444 AMY'S ON THE MOVE. WE NEED BREAKFAST! 382 00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:51,706 AMY'S CLOSE IN FIVE. 383 00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:52,968 AMY'S ON THE MOVE. 384 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:53,925 - FOUR... - GET HER COFFEE, KEVIN. 385 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,362 - THREE...TWO... - LOCK IT DOWN. 386 00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:57,407 - AND ONE. - LOCK IT DOWN. 387 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:02,369 - MORNING, HONEY! - DAVID, WOW! 388 00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,066 CAPPUCCINO? 389 00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,940 - THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. - I KNOW, RIGHT? 390 00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,899 UH-HUH. WHERE ARE THE KIDS? 391 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,641 TA-DA! 392 00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:16,122 TOO MUCH? 393 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:21,779 UM, I'LL GO BRUSH MY TEETH. 394 00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:27,002 MORNING, MOM. 395 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,177 WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THE PANTRY? 396 00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:31,485 ORGANIZING CANNED GOODS. 397 00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:34,836 DAVID, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WENT TO ALL THIS TROUBLE. 398 00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:36,707 COME ON, HONEY, FOR YOU, ANYTHING. 399 00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:40,755 NO, I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WENT TO ALL THIS TROUBLE. 400 00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,974 EVERYONE, THAT'S A WRAP! 401 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,541 OKAY, PEOPLE, LET'S BREAK THIS DOWN. 402 00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:45,934 WE GOT-- 403 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:50,330 HELLO, DAVID'S REAL WIFE. 404 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:53,507 - CAN I GET A WORD? - SURE. 405 00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:54,682 THANKS. 406 00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:59,774 SO HOW'D YOU FIGURE IT OUT? 407 00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:03,778 YOUR LIGHTING CREW CAUGHT ME, UH, COMING OUT OF THE SHOWER. 408 00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:05,519 OH. 409 00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:10,132 WELL, I'M NOT PAYING 'EM, SO I GUESS IT'S A LITTLE BONUS. 410 00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:12,787 HONEY, I JUST WANTED EVERYTHING TO BE PERFECT FOR YOU, OKAY? 411 00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:17,487 THE KIDS AND I DON'T NEED PERFECT, DAVID. 412 00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:21,578 WE JUST NEED YOU. 413 00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:26,148 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT-- I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. 414 00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,803 YOU DON'T QUIT, AND I WON'T QUIT. 415 00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:31,066 ARE YOU SURE? 416 00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:33,851 YEAH. 417 00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:35,592 AND I PROMISE YOU THIS. 418 00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:39,553 RIGHT NOW WE HAVE THREE LIVING, BREATHING CHILDREN. 419 00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:41,511 AND WHEN YOU COME HOME, 420 00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:43,600 WE'LL HAVE SOMETHING CLOSE TO THAT. 421 00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:49,302 THANK YOU, DAVID. 422 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,347 WE'RE GLAD YOU'RE HOME. 423 00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:56,135 - WELL, NOT ALL OF YOU. - MM-HMM. 424 00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:57,745 ONE WRONG HONK, AND SUDDENLY 425 00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,573 YOU'RE PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE. 426 00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,749 OH, HONEY... 427 00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:04,621 THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE HONKING. 428 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,232 YOUR DAUGHTER'S HAD TO SHARE YOU 429 00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:09,670 WITH ANOTHER FAMILY FOR TEN YEARS. 430 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,933 EMILY'S MISSES YOU MOST OF ALL. 431 00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:20,811 MOM SAID YOU WANTED TO TALK TO ME. 432 00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:21,899 I DID. 433 00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:24,554 SIT. 434 00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:25,860 THERE'S GOOD. 435 00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:30,386 UM... 436 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:33,868 EMILY, I'M SORRY... 437 00:19:33,998 --> 00:19:36,653 THAT I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE FOR YOU. 438 00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:40,266 I MEAN, I'VE BEEN HERE, BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE. 439 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,662 IF YOU GIVE ME THE CHANCE, I-I... 440 00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:48,883 I-I KNOW--I THINK I CAN BE THE--THE DAD 441 00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:51,973 THAT YOU DESERVE, OKAY? 442 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,456 OKAY. 443 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,762 UM... 444 00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:00,460 SO ARE WE GOOD? 445 00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:02,549 THIS IS REAL LIFE, DAD. 446 00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,333 AND IN REAL LIFE, HURT DAUGHTERS STAY ANGRY 447 00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:06,074 A LOT LONGER THAN A COMMERCIAL BREAK. 448 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,904 SEE, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 449 00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:13,255 PART OF MY LEARNING CURVE. 450 00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:16,345 CAN I, UM--CAN I GET A HUG? 451 00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:20,001 I KNOW I'M PATHETIC, BUT HUMOR ME. 452 00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:33,275 CAN WE GET IN ON THAT? 453 00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:35,712 YES! 454 00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:43,938 SORRY TO INTERRUPT, DAVID'S REAL FAMILY, 455 00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:45,505 BUT YOU SHOULD REALLY GET GOING. 456 00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,724 JOE'S GOT A MATH TEST, JANIE'S GOT A PLAY DATE, 457 00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:49,248 AND TODAY'S RECYCLING DAY. 458 00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:54,340 - HOW DID YOU KNOW ALL THAT? - I READ THE BOOK. 459 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:58,126 - HE'S GOOD. - CAN I KEEP HIM? 460 00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:00,781 OKAY. 461 00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:02,261 YES! 32276

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