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{�� THE BALLAD OF DAVY CROCKETT
PLAYING �� ON POCKET RADIO��}
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�� Born on a mountain top in Tennessee ��
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�� Greenest state in the land of the free ��
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�� Raised in the woods so he knew every tree ��
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�� Killed him a bar when he was only tree ��
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�� Davy, Davy Crockett ��
�� king of the wild frontier ��
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�� Fought single-handed ��
�� through the Injun War ��
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�� Till the Creeks was whipped ��
�� and peace was in store ��
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�� And while he was handling ��
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{�� MUSIC STOPS}
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What'd the doctor say?
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Nothing. Supposedly it's just
a 24-hour bug. He gave me some pills.
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I told you
you probably just ate some bad gristle.
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Should we take the short cut
or the scenic route?
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Let's take the short cut.
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But the scenic route is so much prettier.
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- Okay, let's take the scenic route.
- Great.
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It's actually slightly quicker anyway.
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{WHISTLES}
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{CLICKS TONGUE}
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{MRS. FOX GIGGLES}
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Thank you.
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What is a squab?
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You know what it is.
It's like a pigeon I suppose.
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Should we go through the hole
under the horse fence,
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or climb the rail over the bridle path?
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The horse fence is a little safer.
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But the bridle path puts us
right next to the squab shack.
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{SIGHING} Well, okay.
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What's wrong? You're acting skittish.
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Don't worry. I've been stealing birds
for a living since before I could trot.
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You look unbelievably beautiful tonight.
You're practically glowing.
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Maybe it's the lighting.
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{HEROES AND VILLAINS PLAYING ��}
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Come on.
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�� I've been taken for lost and gone ��
�� And unknown for a long long time ��
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�� Fell in love years ago ��
�� with an innocent girl ��
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From the Spanish and Indian home
Home of the heroes and villains
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{WHISTLES}
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�� And she was right in the rain of the bullets ��
�� that eventually brought her down ��
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�� But she's still dancing in the night ��
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�� Unafraid of what a dude'll do ��
�� in a town full of heroes and villains ��
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{SQUABS SQUAWKING}
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What's that?
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- I think it's a fox trap. Look at this.
- MRS. FOX: Get away from there.
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Is it spring-loaded?
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I guess if you come from over there
and stand at this door to the squab shack,
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this little gadget probably triggers...
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Move out of the way,
that's where it's going to land.
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Don't... Let's go!
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{BOTH GASP}
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No, it just falls straight right down.
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{SIGHS}
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It's not spring-loaded.
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I'm pregnant.
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Wow. We're going to have a cub.
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That's great news.
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If we're still alive...
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{DOGS BARKING}
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If we're still alive tomorrow morning,
I want you to find another line of work.
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Okay.
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{�� MUSIC PLAYING ��}
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�� My children were raised ��
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�� You know they suddenly rise ��
�� They started so long ago ��
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�� Head to toe healthy, wealthy and wise ��
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{BICYCLE BELL RINGING}
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Does anybody actually read my column?
Do your friends talk about it?
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Of course. In fact,
Rabbit's ex-girlfriend said to me,
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"I should read Foxy's column. "
But they don't get the Gazette.
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Ash! Let's get cracking.
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Why would they? It's a rag sheet.
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- I'm sick.
- You're not.
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- I have a temperature.
- You don't.
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- I don't want to go.
- Hurry up. You'll be late.
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I love the way you handled that.
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{SLOW �� MUSIC PLAYING �� ON RADIO}
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Your cousin Kristofferson's
coming on the 6th.
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Be extra nice to him,
he's going through a hard time right now.
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- Where will he sleep?
- In your room.
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I can't spare the space.
Put him in Dad's study.
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Dad's study is occupied by Dad.
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{�� MUSIC STOPS}
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I don't want to live in a hole anymore.
It makes me feel poor.
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We are poor. But we're happy.
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Comme ci, comme ca. Anyway,
the views are better above ground.
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Honey, I'm 7 non-fox-years old.
My father died at 7-1/2.
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I don't want to live in a hole anymore.
I'm going to do something about it.
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{�� MUSIC RESUMES}
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{SNARLING}
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Well, I'm off. Have a good day, my darlings.
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You know, foxes live in holes for a reason.
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Yes and no.
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{BRUSHING NOISILY}
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What are you wearing? Why a cape
with the pants tucked in your socks?
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I guess he's just
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different.
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{WHISTLES}
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{CLICKS TONGUE}
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WEASEL OVER PHONE:
I'm not the listing agent on it,
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so it doesn't matter to me. I know he's...
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Actually, there he is. Mr. Fox! Here it is!
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This is the tree! Come on over.
I'll call you back, Bob.
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Obviously, it's first growth, indigenous,
original dirt floor.
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Good bark, skipping stone hearth,
as you can see.
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{CLATTERING}
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Kylie. Kylie!
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I'm showing the property.
You're not supposed to be here.
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What time is it? Sorry.
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This is Kylie, the super. He's a little...
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What's in the bucket, Mr. Kylie?
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WEASEL: See what his eyes look like?
Hey, Kylie!
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Huh? Just minnows. Want to try one?
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Certainly. Thank you.
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It's not exactly an evergreen, is it?
Are there any pines on the market?
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Pines are hard to come by
in your price range.
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What's that?
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What do you do for a living, Mr. Fox?
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I used to steal birds,
but now I'm a newspaperman.
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Oh, sure. I've seen your by line.
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- Good afternoon, gentlemen.
- You're going?
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Oh, and Kylie, thank you for the minnow.
It was superb.
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Don't buy this tree, Foxy.
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You're borrowing at 9.5%
with no fixed rate,
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plus moving into the most dangerous
neighbourhood in the country
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for your species.
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You're exaggerating.
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{SCOFFS}
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I'm sugar-coating it.
This is Boggis, Bunce and Bean,
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3 of the meanest, nastiest, ugliest farmers
in the history of this valley.
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Really? Tell me about them.
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All right.
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BADGER: Walt Boggis is a chicken farmer.
Probably the most successful in the world.
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He weighs the same as a young rhinoceros.
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He eats 3 chickens every day for
breakfast, lunch, supper and dessert.
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That's 12 in total per diem.
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Nate Bunce is a duck and goose farmer.
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He's approximately the size
of a pot-bellied dwarf,
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and his chin would be underwater
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in the shallow end of any swimming pool
on the planet.
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His food is homemade donuts
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with smashed-up goose livers
injected into them.
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Frank Bean is a turkey and apple farmer.
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He invented his own species of each.
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He lives on a liquid diet of strong alcoholic
cider, which he makes from his apples.
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He's skinny as a pencil, smart as a whip,
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and possibly the scariest man
currently living.
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The local human children sing
a kind of eerie little rhyme about him.
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Here, listen to this.
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CHILDREN: {SINGING}
Boggis, Bunce and Bean
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One fat, one short, one lean
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These horrible crooks
So different in looks
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Were nonetheless equally mean
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In summation, I think
you just got to not do it. That's all.
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I understand what you're saying,
and your comments are valuable,
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but I'm going to ignore your advice.
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The cuss you are.
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The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me?
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- Are you cussing with me?
- Don't cussing point at me.
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Don't cuss with someone
you're not going to cuss with.
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{SNARLING}
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{HISSING}
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{CARRIAGE RETURN BELL DINGS}
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- Just buy the tree.
- Okay.
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Take a left, then to the right.
Set them down. Help that other guy.
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Lift with your legs, not your back.
Don't try to be a superman.
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We got 2 circuits here, yellow and green.
Keep them separated.
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We need to bring about 2% more in.
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A little bit more, a little bit more.
Looks good.
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Get that bottom structure settled in.
Bring in the side unit.
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Be careful of the branches, guys.
Don't peel away the bark.
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ASH: Wow.
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Hi.
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{DOORBELL RINGS}
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He's slightly younger,
but a cuss of a lot bigger.
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That's just genetics, I guess.
Ash has a littler body type.
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{�� MUSIC PLAYING �� ON GRAMOPHONE}
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{CLEARS THROAT}
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{EXHALES} Go.
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Watch this, Dad!
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Well, well.
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Good jump, Ash.
Remember to keep your tail tucked.
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Still painting thunderstorms, I see.
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Do you still feel poor?
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Less so.
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{INHALES}
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{WHOOPING IN ADMIRATION}
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Look at that! This kid's a natural.
I'm speechless, Kristofferson.
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{GRUMBLING}
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Plus, he knows karate.
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- Do you think I'm an athlete?
- What are you talking about?
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Well, I think I'm an athlete.
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Sometimes I feel like you guys
don't see me that way.
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What's the subtext here? Is he praying?
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I think that's yoga.
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{CHANTING SOFTLY}
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How long is Kristofferson
supposed to stay with us?
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Until your uncle gets better.
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But roughly how long do we plan
to give him on that?
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Double pneumonia. It's not that big a deal.
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{WHISPERING} Lower your voice, Ash.
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{SIGHS}
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Who am I, Kylie?
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Who how? What now?
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Why a fox? Why not a horse,
a beetle or a bald eagle?
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I'm saying this more as existentialism.
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Who am I,
and how can a fox ever be happy
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without, forgive the expression,
a chicken in its teeth?
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I don't know what you're talking about,
but it sounds illegal.
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Here, put this bandit hat on.
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Maybe you're a medium. Take it off
and don't wear it around the house.
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And so it begins.
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{�� MUSIC PLAYING �� ON RADIO}
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Do you mind if I slide my bedroll
slightly out from under the train set?
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It's hard to sleep
in that corkscrew position.
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There's a lot of attitudes going on
around here. Don't let me get one.
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It's just that my spinal cord is...
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Sleep wherever you want.
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Here, take my bed.
I'll crawl under the bookcase.
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Who cares if I get splinters in my ears?
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- Never mind.
- Are you going to pout about it?
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I've had it up to here
with the sad house guest routine.
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KRISTOFFERSON: Good night.
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{KRISTOFFERSON CRYING SOFTLY}
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{LIVELY �� MUSIC PLAYING ��}
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{ROCKING CHAIR SQUEAKING}
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I used to do this professionally
and I was very successful at it.
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I had to get out of it for personal reasons,
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but I've decided to secretly do
one last big job on the sly.
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I'm bringing you in as my secretary
and personal assistant.
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Okay.
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This is actually kind of a big deal,
so don't just say, "Okay. "
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Okay, thank you.
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I'm going to tape this for my records,
so don't make a lot of sounds.
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Meaning, stop rocking.
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Master Plan. Phase one. Side A.
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MR. FOX: We'll start with
Boggis' Chicken House Number One.
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His only security is a few old
hunting beagles and a low stone wall.
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A word about beagles,
never look a beagle directly in the eye.
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Why not? Beagles aren't so tough.
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One of these beagles has chronic rabies,
which he's on medication for.
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If you get bitten by him, you have to get
shots in your stomach for 6 months.
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I'm not going to justify this.
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Just pay attention and stop interrupting.
I'm taping this.
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I picked some blueberries and laced each
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with 10 mg of high potency
sleeping powder.
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Enough to tranquilize a gorilla.
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- How do we make them eat it?
- Beagles love blueberries.
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MR. FOX: Remember, they aren't very
smart, but they're incredibly paranoid,
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so always kill a chicken in one bite.
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One bite, get it?
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Are you listening to me?
I look in your eyes
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and can't tell if you get anything I say.
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Magnesium.
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- Magnesium!
- Sorry.
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Pipette.
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- Pipette!
- Oh, sorry.
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Potassium... What are you looking at?
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Oh, no.
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Why's your cousin such a wet sandwich?
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- I beg your pardon?
- What's that mean?
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That means I didn't understand,
a wet sandwich?
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A wet sandwich, he's too short,
he dresses like a girl, he's
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different.
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Are you a bully?
You're starting to sound like a bully.
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{CHUCKLES} Watch this.
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{LAUGHING}
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You just destroyed the whole experiment.
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We better extinguish this magnesium.
Stand back.
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{EXCLAIMING}
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I like your ears.
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{STAMMERING} Mine?
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- AGNES: Mmm-hmm.
- Thank you. I like your spots.
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Really? I used to cover them up,
but, you know...
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{SCOFFING}
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- You're supposed to be my lab partner.
- I am.
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No, you're not. You're disloyal.
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{BOTH PANTING}
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{SNIFFING}
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A few beagles, as we discussed,
but we're ready for that.
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In the old days, didn't we do a thing
when somebody saw a wolf...
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Wolf? What wolf?
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Nothing? Never mind.
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Here comes a little stone wall.
Not a problem.
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What the cuss? Where did this giant fence
come from? We had a master plan.
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What's this lightning bolt?
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It could mean the fence might be electric.
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I hope it doesn't mean thunder,
because I have a phobia of that.
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Ah!
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Watch this.
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{SNIFFING}
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{LAUGHS}
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{WHISTLES}
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Beagles love blueberries. Didn't I tell you?
The master plan is working again.
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This is the tricky part.
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One of us has to jump the barbed wire,
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slide under the tire spikes
and open the fence latch.
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- Who will it be?
- Not me.
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Kristofferson could do this easily.
He's like an Olympic level...
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Why don't we run that way?
There's no obstacles.
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Yeah, that's better.
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{MR. FOX SNARLING}
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{KYLIE GASPING NERVOUSLY}
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- I said, one bite.
- I'm trying!
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I have a different kind of teeth from you.
I'm an opossum.
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Give me that.
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{MR. FOX SNARLING}
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That's so grisly. There's blood.
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Follow me.
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All right, what's the master escape plan?
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{ALARMS BLARING}
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Follow me again.
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{BOTH SCREAMING}
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MR. FOX: Quick!
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Give me that!
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Let's hit the 5-and-dime
on the way home.
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We'll make fake price tags
and wrap the chickens in wax paper,
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so it looks like we bought them!
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{WHOOPING EXCITEDLY}
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{BOTH HOWLING}
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{MRS. FOX GASPS}
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MRS. FOX: Huh!
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{WHISTLING NONCHALANTLY}
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Where'd you get this chicken?
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At the 5-and-dime last night.
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It has a Boggis Farms tag around its ankle.
326
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Huh! Must have escaped from there
before I bought it.
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{WHISTLING CASUALLY}
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Psst!
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Bunce tonight. He has a refrigerated
smokehouse with geese...
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I thought you said
we were only doing one last big job.
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We are. But it's not done yet.
It's a triple-header.
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{MR. FOX WHISPERING}
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{MR. FOX SHUSHING}
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{INSTRUMENTAL �� MUSIC PLAYING ��}
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{KYLIE SNEEZES}
336
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{ROOSTER CROWING}
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{BOTH LAUGHING QUIETLY}
338
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MR. FOX: {WHISPERING} Shh! Shh!
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{MRS. FOX GASPS}
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MRS. FOX: Huh.
341
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Let's see some hustle.
342
00:20:32,903 --> 00:20:35,133
I've never played whack-bat.
What are the rules?
343
00:20:35,263 --> 00:20:37,219
No whack-bat on the other side
of the river?
344
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No, we mostly just run grass sprints
or play acorns.
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It's real simple.
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COACH SKIP: There's 3 grabbers, 3 taggers,
5 twig-runners and the player at whack-bat.
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The centre-tagger lights a pinecone
and chucks it over the basket.
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The whack-batter tries to hit
the cedar-stick off the cross-rock.
349
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The twig-runners dash back and forth
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until the pinecone burns out
and the umpire calls, "hot box. "
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At the end, you count
how many score-downs it adds up to
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and divide by 9.
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- Got it.
- Go in for Ash.
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Substitution! Ash, come out!
You need a breather.
355
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Come out?
356
00:21:05,023 --> 00:21:07,981
What? I still feel good, Coach.
Let me finish this 8th.
357
00:21:08,103 --> 00:21:10,901
No, come on. Step out, let's go.
358
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- Am I getting better, Coach?
- You're sure as cuss not getting worse.
359
00:21:16,983 --> 00:21:20,737
You think I could end up being as good
as my dad if I keep practicing?
360
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:24,333
Your dad? Your dad was probably
the best whack-bat player
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we ever had in this school.
362
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Don't compare yourself to that.
363
00:21:33,263 --> 00:21:37,336
But I think I have some of the same
raw natural talent, don't you?
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You're improving, let's put it like that.
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00:22:04,863 --> 00:22:05,818
UMPIRE: Hot box!
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KRISTOFFERSON:
Divide that by 9, please!
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{WHOOPING}
368
00:22:08,943 --> 00:22:11,537
That's the first time
this kid's ever swung a whack bat?
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He really is your father's nephew.
370
00:22:13,943 --> 00:22:15,422
- Not by blood.
- No?
371
00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:17,977
- He's from my mother's side.
- Oh, yeah.
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00:22:19,343 --> 00:22:21,061
What's that stand for?
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It's for pep. Pep.
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It's a K.
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Come on now, look alive! That-a-boy!
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We're going steady.
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{GROANS}
378
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{�� MUSIC PLAYING �� ON RADIO}
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What's that?
380
00:22:35,543 --> 00:22:37,261
What? What, this?
381
00:22:37,743 --> 00:22:40,894
Nothing. Just some old trophy I won
for being an athlete.
382
00:22:42,503 --> 00:22:44,812
I have to cover a book party
at some animal�s nest
383
00:22:44,943 --> 00:22:46,342
in a tobacco field down the hill.
384
00:22:46,463 --> 00:22:49,853
Kylie and I are going to give it a whirl.
Don't wait up.
385
00:22:49,983 --> 00:22:51,462
What's the book?
386
00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:54,456
Some memoir.
I'll get him to sign you a copy.
387
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:56,699
The dinner was pitch perfect.
388
00:23:03,903 --> 00:23:07,691
I saw a couple broken burglar bars under
the back door to Bean's secret cider cellar.
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00:23:07,823 --> 00:23:09,620
- We're breaking into Bean's house?
- Cellar.
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00:23:09,743 --> 00:23:11,495
- Where he lives?
- Where he keeps the cider.
391
00:23:11,623 --> 00:23:12,976
Below where he lives.
392
00:23:13,103 --> 00:23:14,980
Where'd you come from? Go back
to the tree and do your homework.
393
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:16,422
I want to help steal cider.
394
00:23:16,543 --> 00:23:19,057
We're going to a book party.
And be quiet about any cider,
395
00:23:19,183 --> 00:23:21,139
because nobody said that. Now, go!
396
00:23:21,263 --> 00:23:23,538
You're going to get me in a lot of trouble.
397
00:23:23,663 --> 00:23:25,699
Besides, you're too little
and uncoordinated.
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00:23:28,263 --> 00:23:29,491
1, 2, 3!
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00:23:29,623 --> 00:23:30,658
{GRUMBLING}
400
00:23:31,463 --> 00:23:33,135
Where the cuss does that kid get off?
401
00:23:33,263 --> 00:23:35,060
Can you believe that?
How'd he get tipped off?
402
00:23:38,383 --> 00:23:39,418
You think he'll tell on us?
403
00:23:41,303 --> 00:23:43,692
Before we go on,
can you give me some kind of signal
404
00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:45,779
so I know this is getting through to you?
405
00:23:48,503 --> 00:23:49,936
That's it? All right.
406
00:23:50,063 --> 00:23:51,382
There's another one.
407
00:23:51,823 --> 00:23:54,383
- Good, you made it. Anybody see you?
- I don't think so.
408
00:23:54,503 --> 00:23:56,061
Put this bandit hat on.
409
00:23:57,983 --> 00:24:01,134
I'm pleased to be invited,
but I'm not sure I should be doing this.
410
00:24:01,263 --> 00:24:03,538
- Why not?
- I don't like to be dishonest with people.
411
00:24:03,663 --> 00:24:05,460
Just keep your mouth shut
and it won't be a problem.
412
00:24:05,583 --> 00:24:07,858
- I don't think he should come, either.
- We're not taking a vote!
413
00:24:10,943 --> 00:24:12,137
One time, this wolf I saw...
414
00:24:12,263 --> 00:24:15,061
What's with all the wolf talk?
Give it a rest for once.
415
00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:18,736
{CLANGING}
416
00:24:21,823 --> 00:24:23,097
{BUBBLING}
417
00:24:27,303 --> 00:24:29,100
Look at all this apple juice.
418
00:24:29,223 --> 00:24:32,420
Apple juice?
We didn't come here for apple juice.
419
00:24:32,543 --> 00:24:36,172
This is some of the strongest,
finest alcoholic cider money can buy
420
00:24:36,303 --> 00:24:38,134
or that can even be stolen.
421
00:24:38,263 --> 00:24:40,652
It burns in your throat,
boils in your stomach,
422
00:24:40,783 --> 00:24:43,775
and tastes almost exactly
like pure, melted gold.
423
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,177
{FINGERS SNAP}
424
00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:47,222
{MATCH STRIKING}
425
00:24:52,983 --> 00:24:56,578
Y'all are trespassing now, illegally.
426
00:25:02,343 --> 00:25:06,256
'Round these parts,
we don't take kindly to cider poachers.
427
00:25:06,743 --> 00:25:08,062
You've aged badly, Rat.
428
00:25:08,743 --> 00:25:12,179
You're getting a little long in the tooth
yourself, partner.
429
00:25:15,303 --> 00:25:17,976
Why are you wearing that badge?
What is that?
430
00:25:19,503 --> 00:25:21,141
It's my job.
431
00:25:21,783 --> 00:25:23,057
{EXCLAIMING}
432
00:25:26,943 --> 00:25:28,774
{HISSING}
433
00:25:35,583 --> 00:25:37,460
How's your old lady doing?
434
00:25:37,583 --> 00:25:39,380
Do you refer to my wife?
435
00:25:40,463 --> 00:25:42,738
She was the town tart in her day.
436
00:25:42,863 --> 00:25:44,660
Wild and footloose and
437
00:25:45,663 --> 00:25:46,937
pretty as a mink stole.
438
00:25:47,303 --> 00:25:48,338
Is that true?
439
00:25:49,143 --> 00:25:52,215
Of course not. I mean,
certainly she lived. We all did.
440
00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:55,221
It was a different time.
Let's not use a double standard.
441
00:25:55,343 --> 00:25:56,935
- But town tart?
- Shut up.
442
00:25:57,343 --> 00:25:58,571
{RAT EXCLAIMS CHALLENGINGLY}
443
00:25:59,263 --> 00:26:00,935
That was close, Rat. Be careful.
444
00:26:01,503 --> 00:26:03,494
Oh, I'm careful as a...
445
00:26:03,903 --> 00:26:04,972
{DOOR LATCH UNLOCKING}
446
00:26:05,663 --> 00:26:06,812
{EXCLAIMING}
447
00:26:28,343 --> 00:26:30,652
How many jars should I bring up, Franklin?
448
00:26:30,783 --> 00:26:32,455
BEAN: I don't know.
2, I guess.
449
00:26:32,583 --> 00:26:34,460
MRS. BEAN: You drank 3 yesterday.
450
00:26:34,823 --> 00:26:36,575
BEAN: All right. Take 3.
451
00:26:42,903 --> 00:26:44,131
{RAT GRUNTING}
452
00:26:47,343 --> 00:26:48,981
Nope. 2 is plenty.
453
00:26:52,183 --> 00:26:53,298
{DOOR CLOSES}
454
00:26:53,423 --> 00:26:56,017
Oh, my cuss. Is she blind?
455
00:26:56,143 --> 00:26:59,374
She might have astigmatism
or possibly a cataract of some form.
456
00:26:59,503 --> 00:27:00,982
Anyway, her eyes don't see well.
457
00:27:01,103 --> 00:27:02,502
{DOOR SQUEAKING OPEN}
458
00:27:14,783 --> 00:27:17,013
MR. FOX: What'd I tell you?
This kid's a natural! Am I right?
459
00:27:22,463 --> 00:27:25,375
BEAN: So good of you to come.
You both look splendid.
460
00:27:25,503 --> 00:27:27,494
How have you been, Walter?
In good health?
461
00:27:28,423 --> 00:27:29,936
Nathan? AII's well?
462
00:27:30,063 --> 00:27:31,257
Wonderful.
463
00:27:32,823 --> 00:27:34,336
Any fox problems?
464
00:27:34,943 --> 00:27:35,932
- Are you joking?
- Horrible.
465
00:27:36,063 --> 00:27:37,018
- We're miserable.
- He's laughing at us.
466
00:27:37,143 --> 00:27:38,132
- Humiliating.
- We're furious.
467
00:27:38,263 --> 00:27:39,252
I don't want to talk about it.
468
00:27:43,103 --> 00:27:44,252
{SLURPING SLOWLY}
469
00:27:46,783 --> 00:27:48,262
Perhaps we ought to kill him.
470
00:27:49,583 --> 00:27:51,699
- That seems obvious.
- He's too sneaky.
471
00:27:52,063 --> 00:27:55,294
Right, of course. He's very
clever, isn't he?
472
00:27:55,423 --> 00:27:57,812
Might be a bit difficult, I suppose.
473
00:28:04,223 --> 00:28:05,576
{DOGS BARKING}
474
00:28:06,983 --> 00:28:10,214
I've figured out where this fox lives.
Tomorrow night, we'll camp in the bushes,
475
00:28:10,343 --> 00:28:13,699
wait for him to come out
and shoot the cuss to smithereens.
476
00:28:13,823 --> 00:28:15,495
How does that grab you?
477
00:28:16,183 --> 00:28:17,775
I don't see why not.
478
00:28:28,903 --> 00:28:30,541
MRS. FOX: Another book party?
479
00:28:32,303 --> 00:28:35,261
I didn't see you sitting in the dark
over there.
480
00:28:36,103 --> 00:28:38,901
Actually, there was a fire.
I just got the call.
481
00:28:39,023 --> 00:28:41,821
May be arson.
I have to interview the marshal...
482
00:28:41,943 --> 00:28:44,503
Kylie. Is he telling the truth?
483
00:28:44,823 --> 00:28:45,778
{STAMMERING}
484
00:28:45,903 --> 00:28:47,222
I don't want to be put in
the middle of this.
485
00:28:47,343 --> 00:28:48,332
Thanks, Kylie.
486
00:28:48,463 --> 00:28:50,658
Why is he wearing that bandit hat?
487
00:28:53,703 --> 00:28:56,263
His ears were cold. He's not with us.
Go back to bed.
488
00:28:57,983 --> 00:29:00,656
If what I think is happening is happening,
489
00:29:01,503 --> 00:29:02,652
it better not be.
490
00:29:13,943 --> 00:29:15,262
{SNIFFING}
491
00:29:19,743 --> 00:29:21,301
Nice job covering for me. Next time...
492
00:29:21,423 --> 00:29:22,572
{RUSTLING}
493
00:29:23,263 --> 00:29:24,412
{GROWLING SOFTLY}
494
00:29:31,983 --> 00:29:33,462
{WIND BLOWING}
495
00:29:34,103 --> 00:29:35,218
{SNIFFING}
496
00:29:35,903 --> 00:29:36,858
All 3!
497
00:29:37,183 --> 00:29:38,172
BEAN: Kill him!
498
00:29:38,303 --> 00:29:39,941
{MR. FOX AND KYLIE SCREAMING}
499
00:30:00,663 --> 00:30:02,733
We got the tail, but we missed the fox.
500
00:30:05,343 --> 00:30:08,653
Petey, sorry to wake you.
Can you dash out here right away
501
00:30:08,783 --> 00:30:12,742
with 3 shovels, 2 pickaxes,
500 rounds of ammunition,
502
00:30:13,343 --> 00:30:14,617
and a bottle of apple cider?
503
00:30:16,303 --> 00:30:18,897
- ASH: It'll grow back, won't it?
- Tails don't grow back.
504
00:30:19,023 --> 00:30:21,139
- Tails don't grow back?
- Mmm-mmm. Except lizards'.
505
00:30:21,263 --> 00:30:24,812
Tails don't grow back. I'm going to be
tail-less for the rest of my life.
506
00:30:24,943 --> 00:30:27,537
Anyway, it's not half as bad
as double pneumonia, right?
507
00:30:27,663 --> 00:30:30,575
I mean, his dad has one foot in the grave
and 3 feet on a banana peel.
508
00:30:30,703 --> 00:30:32,421
ASH: That's a lot worse than...
509
00:30:35,423 --> 00:30:37,732
Excuse me. I'm going to go meditate
for half an hour.
510
00:30:39,263 --> 00:30:42,141
You have 29 minutes
to come up with a proper apology.
511
00:30:42,263 --> 00:30:44,299
Me? Me have an apology?
512
00:30:44,823 --> 00:30:48,020
He just got here and got a bandit hat?
Where's my bandit hat?
513
00:30:48,143 --> 00:30:52,261
Why didn't I get shot at? Because
you think I'm no good at anything!
514
00:30:52,383 --> 00:30:54,135
Maybe you're right, thanks.
515
00:30:55,663 --> 00:30:56,618
{MR. FOX SIGHS}
516
00:30:56,743 --> 00:30:58,256
I told you not to bring him.
517
00:30:58,823 --> 00:31:00,814
MR. FOX: Why the cuss
didn't I listen to my lawyer?
518
00:31:00,943 --> 00:31:04,936
We'll be lucky to flip this tree
for half of what we've sunk into it.
519
00:31:05,063 --> 00:31:09,261
I can't sleep on my back for 6 weeks
and on my stomach, I feel congested.
520
00:31:09,383 --> 00:31:11,294
Why the cuss didn't I listen to my lawyer?
521
00:31:11,423 --> 00:31:13,334
MRS. FOX: Because you
don't listen to anybody.
522
00:31:13,943 --> 00:31:14,898
{THUDDING}
523
00:31:15,023 --> 00:31:16,012
- What was that?
- MRS. FOX: I said...
524
00:31:16,143 --> 00:31:17,098
{RATTLING OUTSIDE}
525
00:31:17,223 --> 00:31:18,702
Wake up! They're digging us out!
526
00:31:18,863 --> 00:31:21,252
- They'll kill the children.
- Over my dead body.
527
00:31:21,383 --> 00:31:24,375
- I know. You're dead, too, in that scenario.
- I'm arguing against that.
528
00:31:24,503 --> 00:31:25,777
- What?
- Why are you yelling?
529
00:31:25,903 --> 00:31:30,055
Stop! You say one thing, she says another,
and it all changes back again!
530
00:31:30,183 --> 00:31:31,536
{CRACKING}
531
00:31:32,743 --> 00:31:34,938
{THUDDING}
532
00:31:40,303 --> 00:31:42,897
I've got it. No time to lose.
Why didn't I think of this sooner?
533
00:31:43,023 --> 00:31:44,342
Think of what?
534
00:31:44,463 --> 00:31:46,021
We've been trapped before.
535
00:31:46,423 --> 00:31:48,618
{SHOUTING} Dig!
536
00:31:49,343 --> 00:31:50,901
{ALL GRUNTING FURIOUSLY}
537
00:32:03,863 --> 00:32:05,854
{ALL PANTING}
538
00:32:07,583 --> 00:32:11,178
I think it's time for me to give a pep talk
and explain some things.
539
00:32:11,903 --> 00:32:12,858
A very long time ago...
540
00:32:12,983 --> 00:32:14,974
May I have a word with you privately?
541
00:32:15,103 --> 00:32:16,616
Well, we're in a hole here.
542
00:32:16,743 --> 00:32:19,894
On the other side of this mineral deposit.
Follow me.
543
00:32:22,783 --> 00:32:25,138
{BREATHING SHALLOWLY} I'm going
to lose my temper now.
544
00:32:25,863 --> 00:32:27,137
- When?
- Right now.
545
00:32:27,903 --> 00:32:28,892
Well, when?
546
00:32:29,023 --> 00:32:30,138
{GROANING}
547
00:32:32,903 --> 00:32:35,895
12 fox-years ago,
you made a promise
548
00:32:36,023 --> 00:32:38,776
while we were caged in that fox trap
that, if we survived,
549
00:32:38,903 --> 00:32:41,701
you would never steal another chicken,
turkey, goose, duck
550
00:32:41,823 --> 00:32:43,222
or squab, whatever they are.
551
00:32:43,343 --> 00:32:46,892
Now, I believed you.
Why did you lie to me?
552
00:32:48,623 --> 00:32:50,420
Because I'm a wild animal.
553
00:32:50,783 --> 00:32:53,343
You are also a husband, and a father!
554
00:32:54,383 --> 00:32:56,339
I'm trying to tell you the truth
about myself.
555
00:32:56,983 --> 00:32:59,577
I don't care about the truth about yourself.
556
00:33:00,223 --> 00:33:02,896
This story is too predictable.
557
00:33:03,583 --> 00:33:06,495
Predictable, really?
What happens in the end?
558
00:33:07,263 --> 00:33:09,697
{SNIFFLING} In the end, we all die.
559
00:33:10,903 --> 00:33:12,495
Unless you change.
560
00:33:27,343 --> 00:33:31,177
Petey, run down to the rental department
at Malloy Consolidated and place an order
561
00:33:31,303 --> 00:33:35,057
for one Mighty Max, one Junior Spitfire,
562
00:33:35,183 --> 00:33:38,892
and a long-range Tornado 375 Turbo.
For immediate delivery.
563
00:33:39,263 --> 00:33:40,855
{ALL LAUGHING MANIACALLY}
564
00:33:43,663 --> 00:33:44,982
{TRACTORS APPROACHING}
565
00:33:47,103 --> 00:33:48,092
Huh?
566
00:33:48,223 --> 00:33:49,622
- Huh?
- Huh?
567
00:33:49,903 --> 00:33:51,302
{RUMBLING OVERHEAD}
568
00:33:52,063 --> 00:33:53,576
{STREETFIGHTING MAN PLAYING ��}
569
00:33:58,423 --> 00:34:01,779
Everywhere I hear the sound
570
00:34:01,903 --> 00:34:06,215
of marching charging feet, boy
571
00:34:07,143 --> 00:34:10,738
Cause summer's here and the time is right
572
00:34:10,863 --> 00:34:15,254
For fighting in the streets, boy
573
00:34:16,303 --> 00:34:19,579
Ash, are you mad at me?
I understand if you are, and I'm sorry.
574
00:34:19,703 --> 00:34:22,661
I wouldn't have involved your cousin
if I'd realized you'd feel this way.
575
00:34:22,783 --> 00:34:26,901
It was only ever because he kind of
a natural, I mean... Look at him dig!
576
00:34:27,063 --> 00:34:28,496
{GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY}
577
00:34:29,703 --> 00:34:30,977
Anyway, I'm sorry if...
578
00:34:31,103 --> 00:34:33,173
I'm going to just put dirt in my ears.
579
00:34:33,303 --> 00:34:35,100
That's better. I can't hear you now,
but keep talking.
580
00:34:36,063 --> 00:34:36,973
Get down
581
00:34:46,023 --> 00:34:47,854
{TRACTORS SHUTTING DOWN}
582
00:34:52,663 --> 00:34:54,301
{KRISTOFFERSON CHANTING SOFTLY}
583
00:34:56,903 --> 00:34:58,700
I don't have beagle ticks, by the way.
584
00:34:58,823 --> 00:35:03,260
{STAMMERING} Well, me, neither. Whoever
said we had beagle ticks, by the way?
585
00:35:03,383 --> 00:35:06,580
Apparently, that's what you've been
telling everyone. Beagle ticks and pelt lice.
586
00:35:06,703 --> 00:35:11,140
I never said that. And you're misquoting
me. But I'll get to the bottom of it.
587
00:35:11,983 --> 00:35:14,133
We may or may not ever see
the light of day again,
588
00:35:14,263 --> 00:35:16,731
but I really like Agnes
and I think she likes me.
589
00:35:17,183 --> 00:35:19,060
Great. She's a free agent. What do I care?
590
00:35:19,183 --> 00:35:20,457
Then why are you dead set...
591
00:35:20,583 --> 00:35:22,778
- Can I ask you a question?
- You may.
592
00:35:22,903 --> 00:35:25,497
What's the point of sitting on the floor
with your legs twisted into a pretzel
593
00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:28,296
talking to yourself
for an hour and 45 minutes? It's weird.
594
00:35:28,423 --> 00:35:31,256
My father and I started meditating
together when...
595
00:35:31,383 --> 00:35:34,659
That's great, but I'd worry more about
what that does to your reputation
596
00:35:34,783 --> 00:35:36,978
than whether you have beagle ticks or not.
597
00:35:38,423 --> 00:35:40,334
I don't. Nor pelt lice.
598
00:35:42,623 --> 00:35:43,658
{MR. FOX SIGHING}
599
00:35:43,783 --> 00:35:48,140
One of those slovenly farmers is probably
wearing my tail as a necktie by now.
600
00:35:48,263 --> 00:35:49,412
You're paranoid, Foxy.
601
00:35:49,823 --> 00:35:52,542
REPORTER ON TV: Farmer, correct me
if I'm misreading the data.
602
00:35:52,663 --> 00:35:55,655
You've destroyed the scenery,
but the alleged fox remains at large.
603
00:35:55,783 --> 00:35:57,455
{LAUGHING} Look at Dad's tie.
604
00:35:57,583 --> 00:35:59,699
What will you 3 prominent farmers
do now?
605
00:35:59,823 --> 00:36:02,098
I can tell you what we're not going to do.
606
00:36:02,223 --> 00:36:03,895
We're not going to let him go.
607
00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:05,778
{BEEPS}
608
00:36:15,703 --> 00:36:17,773
Stand clear, please. Stand clear, everyone.
609
00:36:18,663 --> 00:36:19,652
Contact!
610
00:36:33,183 --> 00:36:34,980
Boggis, how many men work
on your farm?
611
00:36:35,103 --> 00:36:36,092
-35.
- Bunce?
612
00:36:36,223 --> 00:36:37,258
-36.
- I've got 37.
613
00:36:37,383 --> 00:36:40,056
That... Carry the zero, divide by 2...
614
00:36:40,183 --> 00:36:41,821
That's 108 all together.
615
00:36:43,263 --> 00:36:46,096
Petey, drop everything
and assemble all 108 members
616
00:36:46,223 --> 00:36:48,179
of our 3 combined work forces.
617
00:36:48,303 --> 00:36:51,261
We'll starve them out, then kill them.
Starting in
618
00:36:51,943 --> 00:36:53,934
shall we say, 15 minutes?
619
00:36:55,423 --> 00:36:58,460
REPORTER: An estimated
108 snipers are in position,
620
00:36:58,583 --> 00:37:01,017
surrounding the demolished fox residence.
621
00:37:01,143 --> 00:37:03,941
Any local animals appear to be
trapped underground
622
00:37:04,063 --> 00:37:06,054
without provisions of any kind.
623
00:37:06,183 --> 00:37:10,574
If I had a crystal ball, I'd predict
a fairly grisly outcome to this situation.
624
00:37:10,703 --> 00:37:14,901
We'll stay on the scene, watching closely,
as events continue to unfold.
625
00:37:15,943 --> 00:37:19,856
This is going to be a total cluster-cuss
for everybody.
626
00:37:26,543 --> 00:37:28,659
How long can a fox go
without food or water?
627
00:37:29,463 --> 00:37:32,978
I can only answer as an opossum, but I
can't last more than another couple hours
628
00:37:33,103 --> 00:37:35,298
before I get completely dehydrated
and starve to death.
629
00:37:35,423 --> 00:37:36,538
What's that?
630
00:37:41,983 --> 00:37:43,052
{WIND BLOWING}
631
00:37:43,903 --> 00:37:45,461
ASH: Dad.
MR. FOX: Not a sound.
632
00:37:45,583 --> 00:37:46,936
{DIRT CLATTERING}
633
00:37:54,703 --> 00:37:56,375
You scared the cuss out of us!
634
00:37:57,183 --> 00:37:58,411
{GROWLING}
635
00:37:58,903 --> 00:38:02,691
A lot of good animals are probably going
to die, because of you!
636
00:38:05,303 --> 00:38:07,339
We've been digging in circles for 3 days.
637
00:38:07,463 --> 00:38:08,691
Half the woods have been obliterated.
638
00:38:08,823 --> 00:38:12,099
Nobody can get out. My wife's huddled
at the bottom of a flint-mine
639
00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:15,659
with no food, no water,
and 27 starving animal brats!
640
00:38:16,863 --> 00:38:20,094
I just want to see a little sunshine.
641
00:38:20,343 --> 00:38:23,540
You're nocturnal, Phil. Your eyes
barely even open on a good day.
642
00:38:23,663 --> 00:38:25,619
I'm sick of your double-talk!
We have rights!
643
00:38:26,303 --> 00:38:28,021
We don't like you and we hate your dad.
644
00:38:28,143 --> 00:38:30,577
Now grab some mud,
chew it and swallow it.
645
00:38:30,703 --> 00:38:33,092
- I'm not going to eat mud.
- Cuss, yeah, you are.
646
00:38:40,423 --> 00:38:41,776
Don't do that.
647
00:38:42,583 --> 00:38:43,538
Why'd you take your shoes off?
648
00:38:43,663 --> 00:38:45,733
So I don't break your nose when I kick it.
649
00:38:47,663 --> 00:38:49,016
{MARTIAL ARTS GRUNTING}
650
00:38:51,783 --> 00:38:53,136
{WHIMPERING}
651
00:38:55,503 --> 00:38:57,300
I can fight my own fights.
652
00:38:58,223 --> 00:38:59,338
No, you can't.
653
00:38:59,943 --> 00:39:02,901
Those farmers won't quit till they've
got you and every member of your family
654
00:39:03,023 --> 00:39:05,617
nailed upside-down to a bloody stick
with your eyes gorged out.
655
00:39:07,663 --> 00:39:09,574
This is getting a little too personal.
656
00:39:10,823 --> 00:39:12,176
Give me a minute.
657
00:39:15,943 --> 00:39:17,262
{MUTTERING}
658
00:39:26,943 --> 00:39:28,171
I've got an idea.
659
00:39:28,303 --> 00:39:29,372
- What?
- It could be good.
660
00:39:29,503 --> 00:39:31,061
- Lay it on us.
- It might save our lives.
661
00:39:31,183 --> 00:39:32,502
Say the idea!
662
00:39:33,103 --> 00:39:34,934
All right. Let's try it.
663
00:39:36,383 --> 00:39:39,773
Go to the flint-mine, tell Mrs. Badger et al.
that help is on the way.
664
00:39:39,903 --> 00:39:41,495
Is help on the way?
665
00:39:41,623 --> 00:39:43,375
I sure as cuss hope so.
666
00:39:49,183 --> 00:39:52,573
Ash, I know what it's like to feel
667
00:39:53,983 --> 00:39:55,098
different.
668
00:39:56,343 --> 00:39:57,571
I'm not different.
669
00:39:58,303 --> 00:39:59,531
Am I?
670
00:39:59,903 --> 00:40:02,098
We all are. Him, especially.
671
00:40:02,783 --> 00:40:05,775
But there's something kind of fantastic
about that, isn't there?
672
00:40:11,623 --> 00:40:14,217
Not to me. I'd prefer to be an athlete.
673
00:40:16,343 --> 00:40:17,662
Gentlemen,
674
00:40:17,783 --> 00:40:20,820
this time we must dig
in a very special direction.
675
00:40:25,823 --> 00:40:28,337
We have to kind of feel out the vibe.
676
00:40:31,463 --> 00:40:32,452
Begin.
677
00:40:50,103 --> 00:40:51,536
{MR. FOX SNARLING}
678
00:40:54,663 --> 00:40:55,778
{THUDDING}
679
00:40:55,903 --> 00:40:59,691
Whoo-hoo! Come on! You guys...
You're not... Come on.
680
00:41:05,983 --> 00:41:08,656
I hit it slap in the middle.
Do you get how incredible this is?
681
00:41:08,783 --> 00:41:10,182
{WHISTLES}
682
00:41:10,303 --> 00:41:11,258
{PETEY'S SONG PLAYING ��}
683
00:41:11,383 --> 00:41:15,376
{�� SINGING} 'Bout a handsome little fox
Let me sing you folks a yarn
684
00:41:15,503 --> 00:41:19,781
�� Hey, diddle-Dee, daddle-da ��
�� doddle-do, doodle-Dum ��
685
00:41:19,903 --> 00:41:23,373
�� it was a splendid little fella ��
�� Full of wit and grace and charm ��
686
00:41:23,503 --> 00:41:27,291
�� Say zippy-zee, zappy-za ��
�� yappy-yo, goggle-gum ��
687
00:41:27,423 --> 00:41:31,923
�� Like any little critter needing ��
�� Vittles for his little-urns ��
688
00:41:32,223 --> 00:41:36,723
�� Well, he stole and he cheated ��
�� And he lied just to survive ��
689
00:41:37,423 --> 00:41:40,460
�� With a doodle-Dum, diddle-di ��
�� doddle, doodle-Dum ��
690
00:41:40,583 --> 00:41:42,255
{SINGING ALONG}
691
00:41:42,383 --> 00:41:44,294
�� With a zippy-zo, zippy-zay ��
�� zippy-zappy-zoopy-zee ��
692
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:49,894
�� Oh, doo-dah, doo-dah, day ��
693
00:41:50,023 --> 00:41:52,093
�� Let me take a little tick ��
�� To colour in the scene ��
694
00:41:52,223 --> 00:41:56,660
�� Cross the valley lived 3 yokels ��
�� Name of Boggis, Bunce and Bean ��
695
00:41:56,783 --> 00:41:58,899
�� These tree crazy Jackie�s ��
�� Had our hero on the run ��
696
00:41:59,023 --> 00:42:00,979
�� Shot the tail off the cuss ��
�� With a fox-shooting gun ��
697
00:42:01,103 --> 00:42:02,980
�� But that stylish little fox ��
�� Was clever as a whip ��
698
00:42:03,103 --> 00:42:07,176
�� Dug as quick as a gopher ��
�� That was hyperactive ��
699
00:42:07,303 --> 00:42:08,338
{PEOPLE WHOOPING}
700
00:42:08,463 --> 00:42:10,533
�� Now those tree farmers sit ��
701
00:42:10,663 --> 00:42:12,779
�� There there a hole 'twas once a hill ��
702
00:42:12,903 --> 00:42:16,339
�� Singing diddle-Dee, daddle-da ��
�� doddle-do, doodle-Dum ��
703
00:42:16,463 --> 00:42:20,854
�� And as far as I can reckon ��
�� They're sitting up there still ��
704
00:42:20,983 --> 00:42:24,293
�� Singing zippy-zee, zappy-za, yoppy-yo ��
705
00:42:24,423 --> 00:42:26,379
What are you singing, Petey?
706
00:42:27,423 --> 00:42:30,415
Just making it up as I went along, really.
707
00:42:30,703 --> 00:42:35,203
That's just weak song writing.
You wrote a bad song, Petey!
708
00:42:45,103 --> 00:42:47,059
{CLATTERING}
709
00:42:53,823 --> 00:42:55,142
We took everything!
710
00:42:55,663 --> 00:42:57,221
They took everything?
711
00:42:57,983 --> 00:43:00,019
Let me call you back, Petey.
712
00:43:02,143 --> 00:43:04,338
- They could be anywhere.
- Digging right under our feet.
713
00:43:04,463 --> 00:43:05,976
In a sense,
we've only made matters worse.
714
00:43:06,103 --> 00:43:08,333
We should have stayed out of it.
715
00:43:17,343 --> 00:43:18,662
{GASPING}
716
00:43:26,703 --> 00:43:27,931
{SCREAMS}
717
00:43:38,863 --> 00:43:40,376
I've got an idea.
718
00:43:41,103 --> 00:43:42,661
{PLAYING �� JAZZ}
719
00:43:49,063 --> 00:43:51,293
I still don't have a signal.
Is anybody getting reception?
720
00:43:51,423 --> 00:43:54,017
BADGER: I don't have any signal,
but I've had a problem with that.
721
00:43:54,143 --> 00:43:57,215
Crisp up those ducks! Drag those
chickens! Slow down. We're ahead.
722
00:43:57,343 --> 00:44:00,733
Where are the apples?
Slice them up and get them in the pan.
723
00:44:00,903 --> 00:44:04,737
I can imagine how painful,
even emotionally, that must be for you.
724
00:44:04,863 --> 00:44:06,501
It's not the end of the world.
725
00:44:06,623 --> 00:44:10,093
But how humiliating, having
your whole tail blown clean off by...
726
00:44:10,223 --> 00:44:11,702
Can we drop it?
727
00:44:15,463 --> 00:44:17,101
Yeah, really good, sweet, and nice.
728
00:44:17,583 --> 00:44:20,017
{WHISTLES} They say you're a natural.
True or false?
729
00:44:20,663 --> 00:44:21,732
Answer the question.
730
00:44:21,863 --> 00:44:23,501
- True, I guess.
- Correct.
731
00:44:23,743 --> 00:44:25,938
Get away, Agnes.
I need a private word with Kristofferson.
732
00:44:26,063 --> 00:44:29,180
- Just a minute. She...
- I don't mind.
733
00:44:29,663 --> 00:44:33,781
I just had a brainstorm
for something fantastic I've got to do.
734
00:44:33,903 --> 00:44:35,097
But I can't do it alone.
735
00:44:35,223 --> 00:44:36,576
- I'm not interested.
- Hear me out.
736
00:44:36,703 --> 00:44:40,298
No, thanks. Foxes from your side
of the family take unnecessary risks.
737
00:44:40,423 --> 00:44:44,018
Only because they've got guts
in their blood. So do we.
738
00:44:44,463 --> 00:44:46,931
- Was I a bit rude to Agnes?
- Yeah.
739
00:44:47,063 --> 00:44:50,260
I should probably say something.
I will in a minute.
740
00:44:51,103 --> 00:44:53,617
- What's the brainstorm?
- In a nutshell?
741
00:44:53,903 --> 00:44:56,178
We're going to steal back my dad's tail.
742
00:44:56,303 --> 00:44:59,375
Whoa! Whew! Hmm...
743
00:45:07,343 --> 00:45:09,379
- BEAN: Okay, chief.
- Here we go.
744
00:45:09,823 --> 00:45:11,700
{CIDER RUSHING}
745
00:45:21,423 --> 00:45:25,382
Well, it took a near catastrophe for
all of you to finally take me up on my offer
746
00:45:25,503 --> 00:45:27,778
to have you over
to the flint-mine for dinner.
747
00:45:27,903 --> 00:45:30,292
Maybe my invitation got lost in the mail.
748
00:45:30,423 --> 00:45:32,891
{CHUCKLING} Does anybody know
what he's talking about?
749
00:45:33,023 --> 00:45:36,459
No, Clive's right.
In all seriousness, excuse me, B.
750
00:45:37,223 --> 00:45:41,102
We do have these 3 ugly farmers
to thank for one thing.
751
00:45:41,223 --> 00:45:44,260
Reminding us to be thankful
and aware of each other.
752
00:45:44,383 --> 00:45:46,453
I'll say it again, aware.
753
00:45:59,903 --> 00:46:02,622
- I don't feel safe.
- That's because we're not.
754
00:46:03,423 --> 00:46:05,300
You should put your bandit hat on.
755
00:46:05,423 --> 00:46:08,540
I don't have one,
but I modified this tube sock.
756
00:46:11,183 --> 00:46:13,219
- We look good.
- Yeah, we do.
757
00:46:13,463 --> 00:46:16,899
Now, where would you keep a prized tail,
if you collected them?
758
00:46:17,023 --> 00:46:20,174
- I'd probably hang it over the mantelpiece.
- Right. Good. In fact...
759
00:46:20,503 --> 00:46:22,334
{SNIFFING} What's that smell?
760
00:46:25,023 --> 00:46:28,174
Ever tasted one of Mrs. Bean's famous
nutmeg-ginger-apple-snaps?
761
00:46:28,303 --> 00:46:30,942
Well, how do you do?
762
00:46:37,743 --> 00:46:39,176
They are so warm.
763
00:46:39,303 --> 00:46:40,816
{BOTH SNARLING}
764
00:46:42,383 --> 00:46:43,338
Uh-oh.
765
00:46:43,463 --> 00:46:44,737
We got it wrong.
766
00:46:44,863 --> 00:46:46,581
It's not over the mantelpiece.
767
00:46:47,583 --> 00:46:48,811
KRISTOFFERSON: The necktie.
768
00:46:48,943 --> 00:46:49,932
{DOOR OPENING}
769
00:47:13,463 --> 00:47:14,418
{SHUSHING}
770
00:47:14,543 --> 00:47:16,181
- {WHISPERING} Let's go.
- Hang on.
771
00:47:16,303 --> 00:47:17,372
- 2 more.
- She's there.
772
00:47:17,503 --> 00:47:18,936
She can't see.
773
00:47:19,063 --> 00:47:20,098
{BOTH GASP}
774
00:47:21,183 --> 00:47:22,502
{BOTH SCREAMING}
775
00:47:25,263 --> 00:47:28,221
Look at each other. Here we are. Wow.
776
00:47:28,343 --> 00:47:30,698
I've already had too much to drink
and I'm feeling sentimental
777
00:47:30,823 --> 00:47:32,302
but I'll say something anyway,
778
00:47:32,423 --> 00:47:35,540
which nobody wants to admit,
but which is probably true.
779
00:47:35,663 --> 00:47:38,416
We beat them. We beat those farmers
780
00:47:38,543 --> 00:47:40,852
and now we're triumphantly eating
their roasted chicken,
781
00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:43,941
their sizzling duck, their succulent turkey,
their foie grass...
782
00:47:46,143 --> 00:47:47,815
Where'd the boys go?
783
00:47:48,503 --> 00:47:50,334
- Ash! Kristofferson!
- Boys!
784
00:47:51,663 --> 00:47:53,938
That was crazy.
I can't believe what just happened.
785
00:47:54,063 --> 00:47:56,531
Come on, let's get out of here! Let's go!
Where are we?
786
00:48:00,183 --> 00:48:01,411
Kristofferson?
787
00:48:01,663 --> 00:48:05,622
What am I hearing again, baby?
What's happening? Am I still paranoid?
788
00:48:05,743 --> 00:48:06,937
{RUMBLING}
789
00:48:08,983 --> 00:48:10,211
Cider.
790
00:48:29,823 --> 00:48:31,256
{ANIMALS COUGHING}
791
00:48:32,063 --> 00:48:35,419
What happened? Something with cider.
That was dangerous. Is anyone hurt?
792
00:48:35,543 --> 00:48:38,660
We're all hurt!
My entire flint-mine got demolished!
793
00:48:38,783 --> 00:48:40,819
Apple juice. Apple juice flood.
794
00:48:40,943 --> 00:48:44,140
Do a head count. Everybody pick a buddy.
Where'd the boys go?
795
00:48:44,263 --> 00:48:46,572
Ash! Kristofferson! Ash!
796
00:48:46,703 --> 00:48:47,852
ASH: I'm here!
797
00:48:48,543 --> 00:48:50,420
- Who's your buddy?
- Kristofferson.
798
00:48:50,543 --> 00:48:51,532
- Where is he?
- I don't know.
799
00:48:51,663 --> 00:48:52,652
- Why not?
- I lost him.
800
00:48:52,783 --> 00:48:53,977
{STAMMERING} You lost him?
801
00:48:54,103 --> 00:48:57,300
We were in the kitchen,
trying to find the necktie.
802
00:48:57,423 --> 00:48:58,776
What are you talking about?
803
00:48:58,903 --> 00:49:00,052
It's my fault.
804
00:49:00,183 --> 00:49:03,380
Where did you get
that nutmeg-ginger-apple-snap,
805
00:49:03,503 --> 00:49:05,778
and why are you wearing
that fake bandit hat?
806
00:49:05,903 --> 00:49:07,382
We went to steal back your tail.
807
00:49:08,423 --> 00:49:09,617
{GASPING}
808
00:49:10,223 --> 00:49:11,941
MR. FOX: Kristofferson!
809
00:49:19,503 --> 00:49:21,573
Wrap this little mutt in a newspaper
810
00:49:21,703 --> 00:49:24,263
and put him in a box
with some holes punched in the top.
811
00:49:25,303 --> 00:49:27,863
There's one way out of the sewer,
but the manhole covers closed
812
00:49:27,983 --> 00:49:29,496
and a station wagon's parked on it.
813
00:49:29,623 --> 00:49:32,535
Which means,
we're permanently stuck down here.
814
00:49:33,223 --> 00:49:35,691
You still think we beat them, Foxy?
815
00:49:53,303 --> 00:49:57,182
Badger's right. These farmers
aren't going to quit until they catch me.
816
00:49:57,303 --> 00:49:58,531
I shouldn't have lied to your face
817
00:49:58,663 --> 00:50:02,656
or fallen off the wagon and started
secretly stealing chickens on the sly.
818
00:50:02,783 --> 00:50:07,015
I shouldn't have tried to embarrass
these farmers and cuss with their heads.
819
00:50:07,143 --> 00:50:10,658
I enjoyed it, but I shouldn't have done it.
Now there's only one way out.
820
00:50:11,143 --> 00:50:13,179
If I hand myself over, let them kill me,
821
00:50:13,303 --> 00:50:15,055
stuff me
and hang me over their mantelpiece...
822
00:50:15,183 --> 00:50:19,017
- You'll do no such thing.
- Maybe they'll let everyone else live.
823
00:50:20,623 --> 00:50:23,899
Oh, why did you have to get us
into this, Foxy?
824
00:50:25,743 --> 00:50:28,860
I don't know, but I have a possible theory.
825
00:50:28,983 --> 00:50:31,622
I think I need everyone to think
I'm the greatest,
826
00:50:31,743 --> 00:50:34,541
the "fantastic" Mr. Fox.
827
00:50:34,663 --> 00:50:38,417
If they aren't completely knocked out
and dazzled and intimidated by me
828
00:50:38,543 --> 00:50:40,101
I don't feel good about myself.
829
00:50:40,863 --> 00:50:45,061
Foxes traditionally like to court danger,
hunt prey and outsmart predators.
830
00:50:45,183 --> 00:50:46,936
That's what I'm good at.
831
00:50:48,063 --> 00:50:49,542
At the end of the day, I'm just...
832
00:50:49,663 --> 00:50:52,336
I know. We're wild animals.
833
00:50:54,503 --> 00:50:56,380
I guess we always were.
834
00:50:57,383 --> 00:51:01,012
If I had all this to do over again,
I'd have never let you down.
835
00:51:01,143 --> 00:51:03,703
It was always more fun
when we did it together, anyway.
836
00:51:05,143 --> 00:51:08,374
- I love you, Felicity.
- I love you, too.
837
00:51:10,263 --> 00:51:12,538
But I shouldn't have married you.
838
00:51:21,943 --> 00:51:24,298
I tell you about finding out
we were having a cub?
839
00:51:24,423 --> 00:51:25,776
- In the fox trap.
- Right.
840
00:51:25,903 --> 00:51:27,894
- We were at gunpoint, and your mother...
- Said she's pregnant.
841
00:51:28,023 --> 00:51:29,615
Let me tell it, okay?
842
00:51:29,743 --> 00:51:33,133
I had no idea how to get out of this jam.
Then it hit me.
843
00:51:33,263 --> 00:51:35,015
What do foxes do
better than any other animal?
844
00:51:35,143 --> 00:51:36,496
- Dig.
- You're stepping on my lines.
845
00:51:36,623 --> 00:51:38,261
- Keep telling it.
- So we dug.
846
00:51:38,383 --> 00:51:41,580
And the whole time I put paw over paw,
scooping dirt and pebble,
847
00:51:41,703 --> 00:51:43,375
your mother digging like crazy next to me,
848
00:51:43,503 --> 00:51:46,222
I kept wondering,
who is this little boy going to be?
849
00:51:46,343 --> 00:51:47,412
- Or girl.
- Or girl.
850
00:51:47,543 --> 00:51:49,374
Because at that point, we didn't know.
851
00:51:50,023 --> 00:51:53,015
Ash, I'm so glad he was you.
852
00:51:54,663 --> 00:51:56,779
It's not your fault. It's mine.
853
00:52:09,663 --> 00:52:10,698
{WHISTLES}
854
00:52:10,823 --> 00:52:11,778
{CLICKS TONGUE}
855
00:52:18,543 --> 00:52:19,737
Good-bye.
856
00:52:23,543 --> 00:52:28,043
Well, I guess we should probably split
into a certain number of groups
857
00:52:28,903 --> 00:52:31,212
and start doing something, right?
858
00:52:33,703 --> 00:52:35,500
{WHIMPERING}
859
00:52:37,223 --> 00:52:38,178
{CLEARING THROAT}
860
00:52:38,303 --> 00:52:40,373
Could I have a glass of water?
861
00:52:43,183 --> 00:52:45,856
Excuse me. Excuse me!
862
00:52:46,023 --> 00:52:49,618
Kristofferson! Hello! Can you hear us?
863
00:52:51,183 --> 00:52:52,457
Kristofferson!
864
00:52:52,583 --> 00:52:54,096
RAT: They got the boy.
865
00:52:58,663 --> 00:53:01,257
They want to trade the son for his poppa.
866
00:53:06,503 --> 00:53:08,812
BADGER: Why did they write this
in letters cut out of magazines?
867
00:53:08,943 --> 00:53:13,095
To protect their identities.
Oh, but then why'd they sign their names?
868
00:53:13,223 --> 00:53:15,418
Plus we already knew who they were
because they're trying to kill us.
869
00:53:15,823 --> 00:53:19,657
BADGER: "Mr. Fox, we have your son.
If you ever want to see him alive again... "
870
00:53:19,783 --> 00:53:21,580
ASH: You took the wrong fox!
871
00:53:24,623 --> 00:53:25,817
I'm his son.
872
00:53:27,583 --> 00:53:29,460
I can see the resemblance.
873
00:53:29,583 --> 00:53:30,538
{SCREAMS}
874
00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:32,538
What was that?
875
00:53:32,663 --> 00:53:33,937
ASH: {ECHOING} Dad!
876
00:53:35,863 --> 00:53:37,182
{ASH SCREAMING}
877
00:53:39,583 --> 00:53:40,618
{GASPS}
878
00:53:48,063 --> 00:53:49,291
{GROWLING}
879
00:53:51,463 --> 00:53:53,021
Stop, man, stop!
880
00:53:53,143 --> 00:53:54,258
{EXCLAIMING}
881
00:53:57,783 --> 00:53:59,057
{WHOOPING}
882
00:53:59,943 --> 00:54:01,501
Look at you, girl.
883
00:54:02,503 --> 00:54:05,097
You're still as fine-looking
as a cr�me Brule.
884
00:54:06,263 --> 00:54:09,141
Am I being flirted with by a psychotic rat?
885
00:54:12,823 --> 00:54:13,972
{HISSING}
886
00:54:15,903 --> 00:54:17,222
MRS. FOX: Ash!
887
00:54:17,343 --> 00:54:18,571
ASH: Let me out!
888
00:54:19,143 --> 00:54:21,816
Excuse me. May I cut in?
889
00:54:22,623 --> 00:54:23,692
{GROWLS}
890
00:54:30,143 --> 00:54:31,371
{BOTH GRUNTING}
891
00:54:36,983 --> 00:54:38,336
{RAT EXCLAIMING IN PAIN}
892
00:54:46,583 --> 00:54:47,811
{RAT GROANING WEAKLY}
893
00:54:50,623 --> 00:54:52,022
{CHOKING WEAKLY}
894
00:54:53,583 --> 00:54:55,778
{SOFTLY} The boy's locked in an apple crate
895
00:54:55,903 --> 00:55:00,403
on top of a gun locker
in the attic of Bean Annex.
896
00:55:02,383 --> 00:55:04,339
Would you have told me
if I didn't kill you first?
897
00:55:05,863 --> 00:55:06,852
Never.
898
00:55:08,143 --> 00:55:11,852
All these wasted years.
What were you looking for, Rat?
899
00:55:12,223 --> 00:55:13,258
{RAT STAMMERING WEAKLY}
900
00:55:13,383 --> 00:55:15,214
He's trying to say something, Dad.
901
00:55:16,623 --> 00:55:17,851
Cider.
902
00:55:22,983 --> 00:55:27,483
MR. FOX: Here you are, Rat.
A beaker of Bean's finest secret cider.
903
00:55:32,383 --> 00:55:34,943
{WHISPERING} Like melted gold.
904
00:55:35,263 --> 00:55:36,378
{MOANING SOFTLY}
905
00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:47,257
- He redeemed himself.
- Redemption, sure.
906
00:55:48,223 --> 00:55:50,020
But in the end, he's just another dead rat
907
00:55:50,143 --> 00:55:52,976
in a garbage pail
behind a Chinese restaurant.
908
00:56:07,143 --> 00:56:10,533
- He went bananas.
- Yes, he did.
909
00:56:12,143 --> 00:56:13,576
My suicide mission has been cancelled.
910
00:56:13,703 --> 00:56:16,012
We're replacing it
with a go-for-broke rescue mission.
911
00:56:17,983 --> 00:56:20,622
In a way,
I'm almost glad that flood interrupted us,
912
00:56:20,743 --> 00:56:24,213
because I don't like the toast I was giving.
I'm going to start over.
913
00:56:25,343 --> 00:56:26,662
{GRAND CHORAL PLAYING ��}
914
00:56:27,543 --> 00:56:31,218
When I look down this table,
with the exquisite feast set before us,
915
00:56:31,343 --> 00:56:33,334
I see 2 terrific lawyers,
916
00:56:33,463 --> 00:56:35,374
a skilled paediatrician, a wonderful chef,
917
00:56:35,503 --> 00:56:38,540
a savvy real estate agent,
an excellent tailor, a crack accountant,
918
00:56:38,663 --> 00:56:40,733
a gifted MUSICian,
a pretty good minnow fisherman,
919
00:56:40,863 --> 00:56:44,572
and possibly the best landscape painter
working on the scene today.
920
00:56:44,703 --> 00:56:47,263
Maybe a few of you might even
read my column from time to time.
921
00:56:47,383 --> 00:56:48,816
I tend to doubt it.
922
00:56:50,063 --> 00:56:52,896
I also see a room full of wild animals.
923
00:56:53,743 --> 00:56:57,053
Wild animals with true natures
and pure talents.
924
00:56:57,543 --> 00:57:01,377
With scientific-sounding Latin names
that mean something about our DNA.
925
00:57:01,823 --> 00:57:05,816
Each with his own strengths
and weaknesses due to his or her species.
926
00:57:07,263 --> 00:57:11,256
Anyway, I think it may very well be
all the beautiful differences among us
927
00:57:11,383 --> 00:57:14,739
that might just give us the tiniest glimmer
of a chance of saving my nephew
928
00:57:14,863 --> 00:57:18,902
and letting me make it up to you for
getting us into this crazy whatever-it-is.
929
00:57:19,023 --> 00:57:23,380
I don't know, it's just a thought.
Thank you for listening. Cheers, everyone.
930
00:57:25,423 --> 00:57:26,378
{EXCLAIMS}
931
00:57:26,823 --> 00:57:28,142
KYLIE: Let's eat!
932
00:57:30,063 --> 00:57:32,497
What? I was just playing along
with the bit he was doing.
933
00:57:33,983 --> 00:57:35,541
Will you join me?
934
00:57:36,743 --> 00:57:37,892
I will.
935
00:57:40,383 --> 00:57:42,738
- ALL: Oh, all right, I guess.
- Thank you.
936
00:57:43,943 --> 00:57:46,059
Let's start planning.
Who knows shorthand?
937
00:57:46,183 --> 00:57:49,459
Great. Linda, Lutra lutra.
You got some dry paper? Here we go.
938
00:57:49,583 --> 00:57:52,302
- Mole, Talpa euro pea. What do you got?
- I can see in the dark.
939
00:57:52,423 --> 00:57:54,414
- Incredible. We can use that. Linda?
- Got it.
940
00:57:54,783 --> 00:57:56,660
- Rabbit, Oryctolagus cuniculus.
- I'm fast.
941
00:57:56,783 --> 00:57:58,296
- You bet you are. Linda?
- Got it.
942
00:57:58,543 --> 00:58:00,215
- Beaver, Castor fibber.
- I chew through wood.
943
00:58:00,343 --> 00:58:01,537
- Amazing! Linda!
- Got it.
944
00:58:01,823 --> 00:58:03,939
- Badger, Melees melees!
- Demolitions expert.
945
00:58:04,063 --> 00:58:07,021
- What? Since when?
- Explosions, flames, burning things!
946
00:58:07,143 --> 00:58:08,974
- Demolitions expert. Okay, Linda?
- Got it.
947
00:58:09,263 --> 00:58:12,380
- Weasel, Mustela nivalis!
- Stop yelling!
948
00:58:12,503 --> 00:58:13,936
{WHOOPING EXCITEDLY}
949
00:58:14,463 --> 00:58:16,215
MR. FOX: Ash,
get these little kids organized
950
00:58:16,343 --> 00:58:19,221
and put together a K.P. unit
to keep this sewer clean.
951
00:58:19,343 --> 00:58:20,298
It's good for morale.
952
00:58:20,423 --> 00:58:23,859
- Done. What's K.P.?
- Um, I think it means janitors.
953
00:58:25,743 --> 00:58:26,858
{FIELD MOUSE SPEAKING SOFTLY}
954
00:58:26,983 --> 00:58:30,817
Me. Yo, over here, hey.
I want to go. I want to fight.
955
00:58:32,183 --> 00:58:35,141
Good. Fabulous. Microtus pennsylvanicus.
956
00:58:35,463 --> 00:58:36,657
{CHUCKLING}
957
00:58:37,503 --> 00:58:41,018
I didn't get a job yet. Or a Latin name.
What's my strength?
958
00:58:41,623 --> 00:58:44,296
Listen, you're Kylie.
You're an unbelievably nice guy.
959
00:58:44,423 --> 00:58:47,096
Your job is really
just to be available, I think.
960
00:58:47,223 --> 00:58:50,056
I don't know your Latin name. I doubt
they had opossums in ancient Rome.
961
00:58:59,664 --> 00:59:01,575
- It's stupendous! Where's us?
- Right here.
962
00:59:01,704 --> 00:59:02,932
Paint an X.
963
00:59:05,184 --> 00:59:06,981
MR. FOX: Dear Farmers Boggis,
Bunce and Bean:
964
00:59:07,104 --> 00:59:09,379
I have no alternative
but to agree to your terms.
965
00:59:09,504 --> 00:59:11,335
Move the station wagon
and open the manhole cover
966
00:59:11,464 --> 00:59:13,614
below the drainpipe by the cobbler shop
967
00:59:13,744 --> 00:59:16,781
and meet me there at 10:00 A.M. sharp.
I will hand myself over to you
968
00:59:16,904 --> 00:59:20,260
in exchange for the boy's safe return.
Cordially, Mr. Fox.
969
00:59:21,424 --> 00:59:23,984
Why'd he write this
in letters cut out of magazines?
970
00:59:24,104 --> 00:59:26,060
I don't know, but you did the same thing.
971
00:59:26,184 --> 00:59:29,221
I don't trust this guy.
Anyway, set up the ambush.
972
00:59:29,464 --> 00:59:32,854
Synchronize your clocks.
The time is now 9:45 A.M.
973
00:59:32,984 --> 00:59:33,973
{WATCHES BEEPING}
974
00:59:34,104 --> 00:59:36,015
Put these bandit hats on.
975
00:59:45,944 --> 00:59:47,013
{ELECTRICITY CRACKLING}
976
00:59:56,544 --> 01:00:00,537
{FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE PLAYING ��}
977
01:00:03,064 --> 01:00:04,258
{TICKING}
978
01:00:04,664 --> 01:00:06,222
{BEEPING}
979
01:00:29,144 --> 01:00:30,543
Did you bring the boy?
980
01:00:31,144 --> 01:00:34,295
Of course we did. Say something, kid.
981
01:00:35,464 --> 01:00:37,773
KRISTOFFERSON: Excuse me. Excuse me!
982
01:00:38,224 --> 01:00:41,455
That doesn't sound anything like him.
It's amateur night in Dixie.
983
01:00:44,784 --> 01:00:45,978
{BLOWING}
984
01:00:50,264 --> 01:00:52,255
What the cuss is he burning?
985
01:00:53,464 --> 01:00:56,058
CHILDREN:
Boggis, Bunce, Bean
986
01:00:56,944 --> 01:00:59,742
One fat, one short, one lean
987
01:01:03,664 --> 01:01:05,097
{ALL LAUGHING}
988
01:01:05,224 --> 01:01:07,055
Is that all you've got, Mr. Fox?
989
01:01:08,904 --> 01:01:10,622
CHILDREN: {SINGING}
Boggis, Bunce and Bean
990
01:01:10,744 --> 01:01:12,416
One fat, one short, one lean
991
01:01:12,544 --> 01:01:14,216
These horrible crooks
So different in looks
992
01:01:14,344 --> 01:01:16,175
Were nonetheless equally mean...
993
01:01:16,944 --> 01:01:18,377
It's unclear whether these...
994
01:01:19,584 --> 01:01:21,097
{ALARM BELL RINGING}
995
01:01:23,544 --> 01:01:25,262
Boggis, Bunce and Bean
996
01:01:25,384 --> 01:01:27,136
One fat, one short, one lean
997
01:01:27,264 --> 01:01:28,936
Horrible crooks
Different in looks
998
01:01:29,064 --> 01:01:30,861
Nonetheless equally mean
999
01:01:30,984 --> 01:01:32,497
{ALL EXCLAIMING}
1000
01:01:35,664 --> 01:01:37,939
28 pinecones fired, 22 targets hit.
1001
01:01:41,824 --> 01:01:43,143
Decoy phase, go.
1002
01:01:43,664 --> 01:01:45,939
Yes, sir. Domino Santo,
1, 2, 3.
1003
01:01:48,664 --> 01:01:50,017
{WHOOPING}
1004
01:01:50,944 --> 01:01:53,538
{ALL EXCLAIMING}
1005
01:01:59,264 --> 01:02:00,299
{STAMMERING} Dad's on fire!
1006
01:02:01,304 --> 01:02:02,578
{EXCLAIMING}
1007
01:02:03,384 --> 01:02:06,342
- Foxy, you're on.
- We're ready.
1008
01:02:07,384 --> 01:02:10,103
- I'm going to find him and bring him back.
- I know you will.
1009
01:02:11,424 --> 01:02:12,573
Contact!
1010
01:02:14,744 --> 01:02:16,302
{GRAND CHORAL PLAYING ��}
1011
01:02:26,984 --> 01:02:28,576
Are you scared of wolves?
1012
01:02:28,704 --> 01:02:30,695
No. I have a phobia of them.
1013
01:02:30,824 --> 01:02:33,736
- I have a thing about thunder.
- Why? That's stupid.
1014
01:02:33,864 --> 01:02:35,775
I don't like needles myself.
1015
01:02:35,904 --> 01:02:37,940
Where'd you come from again?
How did you get in the sidecar?
1016
01:02:38,064 --> 01:02:39,338
I feel like I'm losing my mind.
1017
01:02:40,064 --> 01:02:41,292
{TIRES SCREECHING}
1018
01:02:42,744 --> 01:02:45,304
PILOT: I've got a fox on a motorcycle,
with a littler fox
1019
01:02:45,424 --> 01:02:47,813
and what looks like to be
an opossum in the sidecar,
1020
01:02:47,944 --> 01:02:49,662
riding north on Farm Lane 7.
1021
01:02:50,264 --> 01:02:52,175
Does that sound like anything to anybody?
1022
01:02:52,304 --> 01:02:53,657
{OVER RADIO} Red, it's Franklin Bean.
1023
01:02:53,784 --> 01:02:57,459
Turn around, get the cuss back here
and pick us up on the ASAP.
1024
01:02:57,584 --> 01:02:58,573
{FLIPPING SWITCHES}
1025
01:03:23,224 --> 01:03:24,577
Ah!
1026
01:03:27,824 --> 01:03:29,701
- You got a credit card?
- Sure.
1027
01:03:29,824 --> 01:03:32,782
This is what I was saying about
how good you are, just being available.
1028
01:03:32,904 --> 01:03:36,294
A titanium card?
How the cuss did you qualify for this?
1029
01:03:36,424 --> 01:03:38,779
I pay my bills on time.
I've always had good credit.
1030
01:03:43,464 --> 01:03:44,419
{EXCLAIMING}
1031
01:03:44,544 --> 01:03:45,499
{WHISTLES}
1032
01:03:45,624 --> 01:03:46,579
{CLICKS TONGUE}
1033
01:03:46,704 --> 01:03:47,693
Come on.
1034
01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:51,373
What's this thing you do?
The whistle with the clicking sound?
1035
01:03:52,384 --> 01:03:53,942
What do you mean? That's my trademark.
1036
01:03:54,064 --> 01:03:55,019
{WHISTLES}
1037
01:03:55,144 --> 01:03:56,099
{CLICKS TONGUE}
1038
01:04:24,584 --> 01:04:26,142
Give me a blueberry.
1039
01:04:27,824 --> 01:04:29,257
- Blueberry.
- You didn't say anything...
1040
01:04:29,384 --> 01:04:32,933
You forgot the blueberries?
I did say it! I wrote it on your paw!
1041
01:04:33,344 --> 01:04:35,300
Yeah. It's written on the front of your paw.
1042
01:04:38,744 --> 01:04:42,214
- What's that white stuff around his mouth?
- I think he eats soap.
1043
01:04:46,824 --> 01:04:49,622
- That's not soap.
- Then why does he have that bubbly...
1044
01:04:49,744 --> 01:04:53,259
He's rabid. With rabies.
I've heard about this beagle.
1045
01:04:55,584 --> 01:04:57,734
You two go ahead while I distract him.
1046
01:05:01,784 --> 01:05:02,978
{SQUEAKING}
1047
01:05:03,984 --> 01:05:05,212
{DOOR OPENING}
1048
01:05:05,584 --> 01:05:06,858
{MUMBLING}
1049
01:05:08,224 --> 01:05:09,259
{SHUSHING}
1050
01:05:13,664 --> 01:05:14,574
ASH: Hey.
1051
01:05:16,824 --> 01:05:18,177
I can fit through there.
1052
01:05:19,904 --> 01:05:22,179
- Want to know why?
- Why?
1053
01:05:22,984 --> 01:05:24,622
Because I'm little.
1054
01:05:25,384 --> 01:05:26,737
Give me that shoelace.
1055
01:05:30,664 --> 01:05:31,813
{ASH EXHALES}
1056
01:05:35,264 --> 01:05:36,219
Psst! Psst!
1057
01:05:36,344 --> 01:05:38,335
{WHISPERING} It's me. I'm rescuing you.
1058
01:05:40,184 --> 01:05:43,733
- I have mixed feelings about that.
- I don't blame you.
1059
01:05:47,264 --> 01:05:50,062
Can you give me a karate lesson
real quick?
1060
01:05:51,064 --> 01:05:53,419
Okay. Stand like this.
1061
01:05:53,904 --> 01:05:55,576
Position yourself on the balls of your feet.
1062
01:05:55,704 --> 01:05:58,662
Close your eyes.
You weigh less than a slice of bread.
1063
01:06:00,984 --> 01:06:03,657
I feel there's a tenderness in your eyes,
isn't there?
1064
01:06:04,024 --> 01:06:05,252
Yes, I'm right.
1065
01:06:05,784 --> 01:06:10,062
Let's review the principal agility
techniques: jumping, flipping, landing.
1066
01:06:10,384 --> 01:06:14,457
MR. FOX: You're a good boy.
A little lonely, maybe, but terribly sweet.
1067
01:06:14,944 --> 01:06:17,856
Is your name Spitz?
That's German, isn't it?
1068
01:06:18,704 --> 01:06:21,218
Now, a rudimentary version
of the cyclone chop.
1069
01:06:21,344 --> 01:06:23,812
First, get a running start,
which, obviously, I can't do here.
1070
01:06:23,944 --> 01:06:25,696
Then, at the destination of the chop,
1071
01:06:25,824 --> 01:06:28,543
lean and thrust into the point of contact,
paw open and straight,
1072
01:06:28,664 --> 01:06:31,178
then withdraw instantaneously.
It's the pull-back that matters.
1073
01:06:31,304 --> 01:06:33,864
The pull-back generates
the force of the impact.
1074
01:06:34,424 --> 01:06:35,573
Got it.
1075
01:06:37,064 --> 01:06:40,136
Yeah, I'm just going to chop this thing
right off.
1076
01:06:43,664 --> 01:06:46,576
{CHANTING}
1077
01:06:49,144 --> 01:06:50,497
He's going to do it.
1078
01:06:53,304 --> 01:06:56,296
Why, you're just as sweet as a...
1079
01:06:56,424 --> 01:06:57,539
{GROWLING}
1080
01:06:57,664 --> 01:07:00,019
I thought he said
never look a beagle in the eye.
1081
01:07:00,824 --> 01:07:02,940
{MARTIAL ARTS GRUNTING}
1082
01:07:08,504 --> 01:07:09,983
{GASPING}
1083
01:07:10,544 --> 01:07:13,377
- Did you chop it?
- {SOFTLY} Oh, no. Oh, no.
1084
01:07:15,864 --> 01:07:17,058
{CRASHING}
1085
01:07:17,504 --> 01:07:18,698
{GROWLING}
1086
01:07:19,864 --> 01:07:21,183
{SNARLING}
1087
01:07:21,304 --> 01:07:22,783
{BARKING}
1088
01:07:22,904 --> 01:07:24,303
{MR. FOX SCREAMING}
1089
01:07:27,104 --> 01:07:28,537
ASH: Kristofferson.
1090
01:07:29,944 --> 01:07:31,502
Uh, I'm okay.
1091
01:07:32,744 --> 01:07:35,258
- I'm okay.
- I'm sorry.
1092
01:07:36,024 --> 01:07:38,936
That's all right. You were just trying
to unlock the apple crate.
1093
01:07:39,744 --> 01:07:42,258
No. I mean I'm sorry about...
1094
01:07:43,144 --> 01:07:46,739
Oh, you mean from before. The apology
you owed me, but never actually said.
1095
01:07:46,864 --> 01:07:51,335
Right. I'm grumpy. I spit.
I wake up on the wrong side of the bed.
1096
01:07:51,464 --> 01:07:54,854
I'm just different, apparently.
1097
01:07:54,984 --> 01:07:57,100
But it won't happen again.
1098
01:07:58,424 --> 01:07:59,982
Kristofferson, I'm sorry.
1099
01:08:02,504 --> 01:08:04,460
Well, that's all right, too.
1100
01:08:05,144 --> 01:08:06,338
Throw me the shoelace, please.
1101
01:08:07,144 --> 01:08:08,577
{PANTING}
1102
01:08:11,944 --> 01:08:13,172
{BARKING FURIOUSLY}
1103
01:08:15,584 --> 01:08:16,778
{GASPING}
1104
01:08:17,664 --> 01:08:19,063
You okay?
1105
01:08:35,184 --> 01:08:36,333
{GASPS}
1106
01:08:49,984 --> 01:08:51,212
He's wearing it.
1107
01:08:55,224 --> 01:08:59,724
Your tractors uprooted my tree,
your posse hunted my family,
1108
01:09:00,024 --> 01:09:04,524
your gunmen kidnapped my nephew,
your rat insulted my wife,
1109
01:09:05,144 --> 01:09:07,374
and you shot off my tail.
1110
01:09:07,544 --> 01:09:10,456
I'm not leaving here without that necktie.
1111
01:09:11,784 --> 01:09:13,012
Kill him!
1112
01:09:21,464 --> 01:09:23,739
Actually, we should just go.
Where did I park?
1113
01:09:24,344 --> 01:09:26,221
I weigh less than a slice of bread.
1114
01:09:27,144 --> 01:09:29,055
- I'll be right back.
- Ash!
1115
01:09:37,504 --> 01:09:40,814
Dodge the grabbers, duck the taggers,
jump the twig-basket and
1116
01:09:40,944 --> 01:09:42,536
knock the cedar-stick off the cross-rock!
1117
01:09:48,824 --> 01:09:50,542
{MARTIAL ARTS EXCLAIMING}
1118
01:09:50,904 --> 01:09:51,973
{WHOOPS}
1119
01:10:00,904 --> 01:10:02,178
Hot box!
1120
01:10:02,984 --> 01:10:04,099
{BARKING}
1121
01:10:04,224 --> 01:10:05,543
{ALL SCREAMING}
1122
01:10:08,664 --> 01:10:10,336
{LAUGHING}
1123
01:10:11,064 --> 01:10:12,861
{SPITZ SNARLING}
1124
01:10:26,904 --> 01:10:28,735
{GUNFIRE}
1125
01:10:30,304 --> 01:10:34,217
Ash, that was pure wild animal craziness.
You're an athlete.
1126
01:10:34,904 --> 01:10:35,859
Mmm-hmm.
1127
01:10:35,984 --> 01:10:38,054
Here, put this bandit hat on.
1128
01:10:41,144 --> 01:10:42,372
Goggles.
1129
01:10:43,224 --> 01:10:44,577
CHILDREN:
Boggis, Bunce and Bean
1130
01:10:44,704 --> 01:10:45,978
One fat, one short
one lean
1131
01:10:51,944 --> 01:10:52,933
Are you going to...
1132
01:10:53,584 --> 01:10:54,858
{ALL EXCLAIMING}
1133
01:10:55,504 --> 01:10:59,895
MR. FOX: Holy swearing cuss!
1134
01:11:05,424 --> 01:11:06,618
{BARKING}
1135
01:11:06,744 --> 01:11:07,699
{SNARLING}
1136
01:11:09,944 --> 01:11:11,582
Petey, bring us a ladder, please.
1137
01:11:12,584 --> 01:11:13,733
MOLE: Stand by!
1138
01:11:13,864 --> 01:11:16,583
I just intercepted
a high-frequency radio signal with the can,
1139
01:11:16,704 --> 01:11:18,103
they're on their way home!
1140
01:11:18,424 --> 01:11:19,823
{ALL CHEERING}
1141
01:11:26,984 --> 01:11:29,339
Don't turn around.
1142
01:11:30,104 --> 01:11:31,332
{TIRES SCREECHING}
1143
01:11:38,344 --> 01:11:40,096
Where'd he come from?
1144
01:11:41,344 --> 01:11:42,936
Where'd you come from?
1145
01:11:44,264 --> 01:11:46,141
MR. FOX: What are you doing here?
1146
01:11:47,544 --> 01:11:49,102
Canis lupus.
1147
01:11:49,864 --> 01:11:51,422
Vulpes vulpes.
1148
01:11:53,144 --> 01:11:55,180
I don't think he speaks English or Latin.
1149
01:11:56,464 --> 01:11:58,341
{SPEAKING FRENCH}
1150
01:11:59,664 --> 01:12:02,258
I'm asking if he thinks
we're in for a hard winter.
1151
01:12:05,944 --> 01:12:07,821
He doesn't seem to know.
1152
01:12:09,944 --> 01:12:12,139
I have a phobia of wolves!
1153
01:12:27,024 --> 01:12:30,733
What a beautiful creature.
Wish him luck, boys.
1154
01:12:31,144 --> 01:12:33,180
- Good luck, wolf.
- Good luck out there.
1155
01:12:54,624 --> 01:12:57,457
These 3, in this reporter's opinion,
obsessed farmers
1156
01:12:57,584 --> 01:13:01,896
remain convinced the fox in question
will eventually reappear. Why?
1157
01:13:02,224 --> 01:13:04,374
- Foxes aren't meant to live in a sewer.
- They're refugees.
1158
01:13:04,504 --> 01:13:07,337
- All they have to eat down there is...
- Trash!
1159
01:13:07,704 --> 01:13:09,262
And not much of it.
1160
01:13:09,664 --> 01:13:10,619
Uh-huh.
1161
01:13:10,744 --> 01:13:14,817
Thank you, farmers.
For Action 12, this is Dan Peabody.
1162
01:13:17,144 --> 01:13:19,294
- What is it?
- His tonsils are a little swollen.
1163
01:13:19,424 --> 01:13:21,938
- Is it serious?
- No. Hopefully, he won't have to lose them.
1164
01:13:22,064 --> 01:13:23,417
Lose the tonsils?
1165
01:13:23,984 --> 01:13:27,977
- I'm hungry.
- Have some water. Here.
1166
01:13:28,104 --> 01:13:29,856
BEAVER: We try to keep things simple.
1167
01:13:29,984 --> 01:13:33,294
WEASEL: This is the first time I've been
to a party where no one serves anything.
1168
01:13:37,464 --> 01:13:39,295
{CUBS CHANTING}
1169
01:13:46,144 --> 01:13:47,657
My darlings.
1170
01:13:48,984 --> 01:13:50,383
ASH: Where are we going?
MR. FOX: Nobody knows.
1171
01:13:50,504 --> 01:13:52,017
ASH: We were in the middle
of a meditation practice.
1172
01:13:52,144 --> 01:13:54,977
Watch your step.
Let's see, where does this lead?
1173
01:13:55,104 --> 01:13:57,334
Oh, no. Foxy, it's filthy.
1174
01:13:57,464 --> 01:13:59,819
- MR. FOX: Keep a good grip, everyone.
- This better be worth it.
1175
01:13:59,944 --> 01:14:04,444
MR. FOX: I think I see a little sliver of light.
What's this? Is it a door?
1176
01:14:04,984 --> 01:14:06,702
You're a terrible actor, Foxy.
1177
01:14:06,824 --> 01:14:09,384
{SNIFFING} Do you smell something?
Is that Freon?
1178
01:14:09,504 --> 01:14:13,179
Shh! I'm going to open this trap door
and see if something's on the other side.
1179
01:14:13,304 --> 01:14:16,137
I highly doubt it, though.
There's probably just more sewer.
1180
01:14:16,904 --> 01:14:18,735
- Wouldn't it be surprising if...
- ASH: Open it.
1181
01:14:26,144 --> 01:14:29,898
Look, there's a whole enormous, glorious,
gigantic supermarket up here.
1182
01:14:30,224 --> 01:14:32,454
And they close early on weekends.
1183
01:14:32,584 --> 01:14:34,063
{ALL EXCLAIMING IN WONDER}
1184
01:14:36,344 --> 01:14:40,576
You really are kind of a quote-unquote
"fantastic" fox.
1185
01:14:40,704 --> 01:14:43,218
I try. Get enough to share with everybody.
1186
01:14:43,344 --> 01:14:46,734
Remember, the Rabbits are vegetarians
and Badger supposedly can't eat walnuts.
1187
01:14:46,944 --> 01:14:48,172
{ALL SNARLING}
1188
01:14:49,104 --> 01:14:52,335
I guess now that Kristofferson's dad
is already down to single pneumonia
1189
01:14:52,464 --> 01:14:54,341
he'll be going home soon.
1190
01:14:54,464 --> 01:14:56,341
Actually, when he spoke to me
from the hospital
1191
01:14:56,464 --> 01:14:57,533
he said he was already talking to Weasel
1192
01:14:57,664 --> 01:15:00,258
about real estate availability
in our sewer system.
1193
01:15:00,384 --> 01:15:02,215
Really? Well, now's the time to buy.
1194
01:15:07,504 --> 01:15:08,459
Ha!
1195
01:15:10,464 --> 01:15:12,580
Okay. I get it. Is that your trademark?
1196
01:15:16,024 --> 01:15:19,061
- I'm pregnant again.
- {GASPS} Wow.
1197
01:15:21,144 --> 01:15:22,941
I think we're both glowing.
1198
01:15:26,384 --> 01:15:27,783
Do another toast, Dad.
1199
01:15:29,704 --> 01:15:31,103
Okay, uh...
1200
01:15:38,864 --> 01:15:42,254
They say all foxes
are slightly allergic to linoleum.
1201
01:15:42,384 --> 01:15:44,614
But it's cool to the paw. Try it.
1202
01:15:47,544 --> 01:15:50,377
They say my tail needs to be dry-cleaned
twice a month.
1203
01:15:50,824 --> 01:15:52,098
But now it's fully detachable.
1204
01:15:52,224 --> 01:15:53,179
See?
1205
01:15:54,184 --> 01:15:58,684
They say our tree may never grow back.
But one day something will.
1206
01:16:00,344 --> 01:16:02,699
These crackles
are made of synthetic goose
1207
01:16:02,824 --> 01:16:05,054
and these giblets
come from artificial squab.
1208
01:16:05,184 --> 01:16:08,733
Even these apples look fake.
But at least they've got stars on them.
1209
01:16:10,344 --> 01:16:14,303
My point is, we'll eat tonight,
and we'll eat together.
1210
01:16:14,424 --> 01:16:17,575
And even in this
not particularly flattering light,
1211
01:16:18,504 --> 01:16:23,004
you are without a doubt the 51/2
most wonderful wild animals
1212
01:16:23,144 --> 01:16:25,260
I've ever met in my life.
1213
01:16:26,504 --> 01:16:28,142
So let's raise our boxes.
1214
01:16:31,184 --> 01:16:33,903
To our survival.
1215
01:16:35,144 --> 01:16:36,577
{ALL SLURPING}
1216
01:16:40,264 --> 01:16:41,617
How was that?
1217
01:16:41,864 --> 01:16:42,853
Mmm.
1218
01:16:42,984 --> 01:16:44,736
That was a good toast.
1219
01:16:47,224 --> 01:16:49,021
{LETHER DANCE PLAYING ��}
1220
01:16:59,584 --> 01:17:02,974
�� Well, there she goes ��
�� with a brand new love affair ��
1221
01:17:03,464 --> 01:17:06,137
�� Dancing with him ��
�� like she don't even care ��
1222
01:17:06,584 --> 01:17:10,338
�� Well, let her dance with him ��
�� Let her dance all night long ��
1223
01:17:10,464 --> 01:17:12,420
�� Let her dance, let her dance ��
�� Dance, dance ��
1224
01:17:12,544 --> 01:17:15,775
�� Let her dance, let her dance ��
�� Let her dance, dance, dance ��
1225
01:17:15,904 --> 01:17:19,977
�� Well, who would have known ��
�� that just yesterday ��
1226
01:17:20,104 --> 01:17:22,572
�� She danced with me the very same way ��
1227
01:17:22,704 --> 01:17:26,936
�� Well, let her dance with him ��
�� Let her dance all night long ��
1228
01:17:27,064 --> 01:17:29,100
�� Let her dance, let her dance ��
�� Dance, dance ��
1229
01:17:29,224 --> 01:17:32,341
�� Let her dance, let her dance ��
�� Let her dance, dance, dance ��
1230
01:17:32,464 --> 01:17:36,139
�� Well, let her dance with him all night long ��
1231
01:17:36,424 --> 01:17:39,177
�� Let her dance to our favourite song ��
1232
01:17:39,304 --> 01:17:43,013
�� Well, let her dance with him ��
�� Let her dance all night long ��
1233
01:17:43,144 --> 01:17:45,738
�� Let her dance, let her dance ��
�� Dance, let her dance ��
1234
01:17:45,864 --> 01:17:49,095
�� Let her dance, let her dance ��
�� Dance, dance, dance ��
1235
01:18:17,824 --> 01:18:21,817
�� Well, I'll find me a new love ��
�� And then she'll see ��
1236
01:18:21,944 --> 01:18:24,936
�� Someone else will be dancing with me ��
1237
01:18:25,144 --> 01:18:28,739
�� Let her dance with him ��
�� Let her dance all night long ��
1238
01:18:28,864 --> 01:18:31,537
�� Let her dance, let her dance ��
�� Dance, dance, let her dance ��
1239
01:18:31,664 --> 01:18:34,462
�� Let her dance, let her dance ��
�� Dance, dance, let her dance ��
1240
01:18:34,584 --> 01:18:38,020
�� Well, let her dance with him all night long ��
1241
01:18:38,144 --> 01:18:40,942
�� Let her dance to our favourite song ��
1242
01:18:41,064 --> 01:18:45,103
�� Well, let her dance with him ��
�� Let her dance all night long ��
1243
01:18:45,224 --> 01:18:47,658
�� Let her dance, let her dance ��
�� Dance, dance ��
1244
01:18:47,784 --> 01:18:50,776
�� Let her dance, let her dance ��
�� Let her dance with him ��
1245
01:18:50,904 --> 01:18:54,692
�� Well, let her dance with him all night long ��
1246
01:18:54,824 --> 01:18:57,292
�� Let her dance to our favourite song ��
1247
01:18:57,424 --> 01:19:01,781
�� Let her dance with him ��
�� Let her dance all night long ��
1248
01:19:01,904 --> 01:19:05,500
�� Let her dance, let her dance ��
�� Let her dance, let her dance ��
1249
01:19:05,624 --> 01:19:08,775
Dance, dance, dance, dance
Let her dance, let her dance
1250
01:19:08,904 --> 01:19:10,496
�� Let her dance, dance, dance ��
1251
01:19:17,264 --> 01:19:18,982
{PETEY'S SONG PLAYING ��}
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