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I'm sorry, I should have been on my phone.
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It's okay.
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We only need to take a break every now and then.
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I still shouldn't have been on my phone.
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Do you have any more dishes you need me to wash or anything?
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No, not yet.
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I was wondering if you had any plans tonight.
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No, just doing homework, that's all.
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Do you want to have dinner with me and Robbie?
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I would, but I have to get up really early for class tomorrow, so.
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Come on.
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You worked so hard that you still have dinner with friends one night.
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Um, yeah, okay, sure, I'll be there.
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Great, I'm looking forward to eating to know each other better.
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Yeah, me too.
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And there I was.
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Ocean breeze in my hair on my scooter.
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And all of a sudden, there's something on the sidewalk.
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Oh shit.
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Oh shit, it's right.
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I fall over and everyone's laughing at me.
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It's in front of like 20 people, 50 cars and three seagulls.
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And it wasn't the cute type of fall either.
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It was like the ugly comedy style slapstick fall.
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I'm so sorry.
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Screw those seagulls.
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Yeah, screw those seagulls and their ability to fly.
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I was so hurt I couldn't even walk back to my car.
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Luckily, my then boyfriend Robbie came and picked me up.
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Paul, he's a hero.
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Oh, it wasn't me.
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It was actually a different Robbie.
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Oh, um.
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Yeah, yeah, I was doing it somewhere else than Robbie at the time.
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But you two have been together for like seven years.
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Seven years and three months.
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And this scooter accident was two years ago?
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Yeah, I got her take.
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Yeah.
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OK, so two years ago you were dating another Robbie while also
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married to this Robbie?
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You got it, Mr. Sherlock Holmes.
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Yeah, I met the other Robbie.
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I liked him.
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So we all started hanging out together.
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We all liked him.
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And when we called him Dodger Robbie,
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we could see he was a big fan.
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And I'm Giants Robbie because Bay Area, baby.
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But they still got along.
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But eventually, he moved to the East Coast.
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Yeah.
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We still text up?
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Yeah.
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OK, wait.
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So let me get this straight.
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So there was Dodger Robbie and Giants Robbie.
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We're both friends who you were both seeing romantically
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at the same time.
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Pretty much.
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Yeah.
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OK, cool.
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It's called polyamory.
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Oh, huh.
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Like us, you two are the first polyamorous couple
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I've ever met.
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It's pretty liberating.
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And to be in multiple intimate and loving relationships
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at one time.
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Yeah.
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Are you guys with anyone right now or just together?
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Just each other.
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OK.
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We're always looking for a great connection.
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Yeah, great connection.
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You never know when it's just around the corner.
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Emotions are like rivers.
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If you just let them flow, the lead you to a beautiful ocean.
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And I like a beautiful ocean.
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And then follow your record.
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And put that out.
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Anne, this is like risky eating stuff!
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Mmm...
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Mmm...
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Wow...
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Oh, thank you. I want to be fucked.
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There you go.
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Ahh...
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Ahh...
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This is so good.
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So fucking good.
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Ahh...
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Ohh...
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Ohh...
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Ohh...
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Ohh...
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Ohh...
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Ohh...
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Ohh...
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Ohh...
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Mmm...
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Mmm...
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Ohh...
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Erm...
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Erm...
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Ohh, it's so easy.
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Ohhh...
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Mm...
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Mmm...
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Mmm...
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Ohh...
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Oh, my gosh.
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Mmm...
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Mm...
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I shouldn't see it if you have fun.
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There you go.
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Oh, you look like they're trying to.
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There you go.
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There you go.
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Oh, there you go.
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Oh, there you go.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god, oh my god.
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Oh, my god.
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Oh, my god.
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Oh, my god.
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Oh.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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It's pretty little sex.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Spaggy as a piece, baby.
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Give me almost my pretty little fucking sex.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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And thank you.
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Mm.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Ah, ah, ah, ah.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Mm, mm.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yes, please, please, please, please come over me.
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Oh.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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My God.
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I'm gonna paint my fucking bush with your comb.
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Oh, it looks so pretty.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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