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Are you guys ready? Roll camera.
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Lisanne, 32A, magazine editor.
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- You want the bra off, too?
- Yeah.
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You're not showing my face, are you?
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Okay, because I would die
if anyone knew I was doing this.
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Hold on.
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There! There you have it.
What do you want me to say?
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How do you feel about your breasts?
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How do I feel about my breasts?
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How would you feel about them?
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I've gone to the dentist and had tools
laid on my chest as though it was a tray.
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As though it was a totally flat place
upon which a person can...
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unthinkingly lay their things
and get them later.
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I know you don't like it that I'm getting
the operation because you're feminists.
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We're not trying to make
any judgments here.
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Okay. Good, because I don't care
if you did. I would just say, "Kiss my ass."
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I'm doing this for me
and I don't care what anybody says.
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I wanna have big tits.
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We now transmit you direct
to the laboratory of Captain Z-Ro.
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Please stand by.
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All right, Roger, set the location
and activate the view screen.
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There you are, Jet:
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The Great Pyramids of Egypt,
nearly 4,000 years old.
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How does he do it?
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Okay, Roger,
move to the chair and sit down.
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- Stand by to activate the time machine.
- Yes, sir.
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Set it for the year 2000 BC.
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Bring up the voltage to one million.
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Thermo gauge: 40.5.
Stand by to activate the reactor.
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Yes, sir.
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- Petro?
- Yes, Captain.
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Stand by to operate the time machine.
Set it at 991.875.
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That's awfully high.
Where in the world are you going?
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Back to the Great Pyramid of Giza,
in the year 2000 BC.
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- Stand by for signals.
- Yes, sir.
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I'm separating the alveolus
from the vomer.
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What do I need?
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- You would need the...
- No, Steve.
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Kevin?
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- Kevin?
- Sir?
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Never mind.
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That's all right.
Go back to what you were doing.
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It's peculiar...
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I have this 12-year-old boy here,
we've got an aponeurosis of the velum.
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Since he's here at this operating room,
why don't we give him some of that...
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What do you call it? Medical attention.
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- Aufricht retractor?
- Today!
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- What's that?
- What is what?
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- What's that you're holding?
- An aufricht retractor.
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- Really?
- I made some modifications to it.
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I integrated a spring-tension device
that makes it easier...
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An aufricht retractor, you idiot!
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A real aufricht retractor!
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Aufricht retractor.
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Thank you.
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Did I ask you to modify it? Did I?
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No, I told you to fetch it, you moron.
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Asshole!
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- Watch your language.
- What a degrading sadist!
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That's it. After my rotation,
I'm out of here. I'm going to Thoracics.
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Do you have any idea
what Debakey's doing over there?
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He's building an artificial heart.
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Yeah, an artificial heart!
Debakey has 28 patents to his name.
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How many does Larson have?
None. Zero patents, the bastard!
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Watch your mouth!
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Debakey doesn't treat his people like this.
He treats his people like people...
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as evidenced
by not being such an asshole.
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May I have a word with you?
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As a figure of authority and as a mentor...
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I've come to tolerate an amount
of ignorant disdain from my residents.
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About what I said...
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But I expect, if not the real thing,
at least a pretense of grudging respect.
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- I didn't mean it. All right, Dr. Larson?
- I had some very high hopes in you.
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I thought I could teach you something.
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I shouldn't have done it during surgery,
but with my adjustments...
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I thought I could make a difference.
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You wanna move over to Thoracics?
You wanna swagger in the limelight.
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The artificial heart, the fancy building,
and so forth?
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That's not it.
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It ain't enough
to give a boy back his smile.
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They saved his life.
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What's it matter if he spends it in a closet
with a bag over his head?
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- They call us beauticians.
- What?
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Plastic surgeons, they call us beauticians.
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- Who does?
- Everybody does.
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- You mean residents?
- Residents, nurses, doctors, everybody.
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- Are you gonna fire me?
- No.
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In what context
do they call us beauticians?
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I don't know. It's just a joke, I guess.
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- I thought you knew about it.
- Beauticians like a woman hairdresser?
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Or like some goddamn nail painter?
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I don't know what they mean.
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- Hi, Dave, Louis.
- Hello, Bill.
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- Listen, about what I said in there...
- Forget it.
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I'll want to remove those walls.
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- The kitchen, too small.
- Too small?
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You cannot cook in this kitchen.
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- What about a French window there?
- French windows.
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That's a great idea.
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I like that.
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Come on in
and look at Patrice's new drawings.
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Sure, honey.
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I think I'll take a look at them as soon
as you figure out how to pay for them.
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Actually, I have plans tonight.
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How about some other time this week?
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Actually, I'm gonna be busy all week.
But maybe some time after that?
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Okay. That sounds great.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Goodbye.
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- Who was that?
- That was Kevin.
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Kevin Saunders?
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Yeah.
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What did he want?
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He wanted a date.
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Hi, Kevin.
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Look at this. Look at that.
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It's a padded bra.
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And this. Hold on.
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"The Pump." Look at how that works.
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And it's "doctor recommended."
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Just hold on. And creams.
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"Breast Enhancement Cream.
It will be our little secret."
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I gotta make my rounds.
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Would you just hear me out?
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You're healing very nicely.
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- Why? Just give me one reason...
- I'll have a nurse change that bandage.
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All I'm saying is this could open up
a whole new world of medicine.
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- What, breasts?
- Why not?
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If Debakey can build a better heart,
why can't we build a better breast?
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George, are you all right?
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I'm okay, Spinner.
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Hello, Raquel!
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Hello, Dr. Larson.
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- How are you?
- Pretty good. How you doing today?
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Pretty good.
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- This is Dr. Saunders.
- Hello.
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Would you mind
showing him your breasts, please?
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Raquel had polyvinyl Ivalon sponges
implanted in 1959.
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What happened?
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The porous sponges encouraged
fibrous tissue to grow into them.
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We're taking them out tomorrow.
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We're concerned the polyvinyl
releases carcinogens as it breaks down.
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That stuff belongs in automobile seats,
not people.
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They were real nice for six months.
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- Thank you, Raquel.
- Sure.
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They don't teach it in medical school...
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but there have been plenty of doctors
who've tried everything from paraffin to...
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glass balls in an attempt
to make bigger breasts.
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They were successful in maiming.
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They were excellent at disfiguring
and killing their patients.
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But, on the whole...
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I think you'd have to say the results
were pretty terribly mixed.
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Terri, 34A, dental hygienist.
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That little snap of the bra clasp opening...
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which to the guy, I assume,
represents some rush of erotic victory.
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A sound which should be a happy sound...
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creates in me a feeling
of horror and panic so acute...
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I have an impulse to scream.
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What's so funny?
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I'm sorry. It's just the way you said that,
it was funny.
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It wasn't so funny to me.
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Thank you.
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- I think Kennedy's really got him this time.
- Castro's gone out of his mind.
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Last Tuesday morning at 9:00 AM...
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I directed that our surveillance
be stepped up.
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Having now confirmed and completed
our evaluation of the evidence...
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and our decision on a course of action...
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this government feels obliged to report
this new crisis to you in fullest detail.
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The characteristics
of these new missile sites...
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Hello.
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I'm Dr. Saunders
from the Texas Medical Center.
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Hello, Dr. Saunders
from the Texas Medical Center.
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I know this sounds like a line...
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but I'm working on a medical project
and I would like to enlist your help.
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You said you were a doctor.
I thought doctors had lots of money.
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I just finished my residency.
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So you can't write prescriptions?
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Why, are you sick?
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- What is that?
- It's a dental alginate mold.
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It looks like oatmeal.
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Yeah, actually. But you can't eat it.
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Don't worry, it washes right off the skin.
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Do you wanna take off your sweater?
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Okay...
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Here, sit. Would you, please?
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Take this towel and put it on your lap.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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- It's cold!
- I'm sorry.
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Okay?
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So all of these women are gonna be
walking around with my boobs?
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I suppose.
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Maybe after this
we can go bowling or something.
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- I have this thing that I'm doing.
- Okay.
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Go ahead, squeeze it.
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Go ahead, just squeeze it.
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Squeeze it, come on!
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Doesn't it feel exactly like a real breast?
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- How the hell would you know?
- Come on, I'm serious.
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And it's safe.
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Even if it broke, it's filled with salt water,
which the body can absorb harmlessly.
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Have you thought about
what people might say?
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What?
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You're not in Chicago anymore.
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A male doctor coming up with a way
to make women's breasts bigger?
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I think they'd say thank you.
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Think of all the women
who aren't happy with themselves...
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or the women who've had mastectomies...
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or whose breasts have been distorted
by breastfeeding.
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When I think of my own mother...
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All right, that's enough. Just spare me.
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Your mother's breasts?
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A man can only take so much.
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Over there by the bar,
they'd be over the moon if you said hello.
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- Honey, I see them every day.
- Honey, he's a cardiologist!
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Bye.
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- What's the matter, William?
- Why, hello, Frank, Michael.
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How you doing? Quite a party!
I hear they popped $10,000 on it.
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There's Debakey,
over there by the ice heart.
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How appropriate.
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I heard he had some guy the other day
with a perfectly good heart...
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who wanted to swap it out
for a man-made one.
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Simple.
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You know who that is?
That's Mitch Heilman, the astronaut.
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- He's short.
- They're doing amazing things at NASA.
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I used some of that technology
to create a simplified dialysis procedure.
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My team's just come up with a new way
of mapping neurons in the brain.
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They're gonna write that up
in next month's Scientific Journal.
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What's new in plastic surgery?
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I've developed a new aufricht retractor.
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Did you find the old one inadequate?
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Hey, Dr. Larson.
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Anybody sitting here?
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- No, by all means.
- Thank you.
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The edges are sharp,
they'll irritate the tissue.
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What?
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For your breasts,
the edges will irritate the tissue.
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An injection molding press could fix that.
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- What's the shell composed of?
- A polymer mixture.
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That's not gonna work.
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You need an inert material.
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I got a friend in Michigan
who might be able to help us with this.
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Help us out? What are you saying?
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I'm saying let's see if we can make it work.
245
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,862
This is Kevin Saunders
and Dr. William Larson...
246
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the men who are going to build us
a better bosom.
247
00:19:37,782 --> 00:19:41,456
Only one question:
How do I get on the testing committee?
248
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:52,057
Go ahead.
249
00:19:52,781 --> 00:19:54,122
Open it.
250
00:19:57,912 --> 00:20:00,592
I let our chemists take a look
at the prosthesis you sent...
251
00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:03,167
and they made some modifications.
252
00:20:03,346 --> 00:20:06,693
They constructed the shell membrane
out of a silicone polymer.
253
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,670
We're thinking of calling it the Larson.
254
00:20:11,347 --> 00:20:13,069
Is that a joke?
255
00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:14,684
We'll talk about it later.
256
00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:16,722
It's all negotiable down the road.
257
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:20,175
You'll receive a generous royalty
of each prosthesis sold.
258
00:20:20,415 --> 00:20:23,921
My lawyers handling that,
but the operative word is "generous."
259
00:20:24,312 --> 00:20:25,424
What have you got in here?
260
00:20:25,545 --> 00:20:29,666
It's filled with a medical-grade silicone gel,
also completely safe.
261
00:20:30,081 --> 00:20:32,828
We agreed it would be filled
with saltwater solution.
262
00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:36,903
We tried that but the R&D guy said
it rippled and sloshed around.
263
00:20:38,713 --> 00:20:40,652
Silicone gel. That's the answer.
264
00:20:40,812 --> 00:20:44,770
It has the same viscosity as breast tissue
and a gravity less than water.
265
00:20:45,013 --> 00:20:47,859
No one will know whether
they're man-made or a gift from God!
266
00:20:49,045 --> 00:20:50,703
But is it safe?
267
00:20:51,145 --> 00:20:52,737
It's 100 percent safe.
268
00:20:52,879 --> 00:20:57,250
We originally developed silicone for use as
an insulating material during World War II.
269
00:20:57,879 --> 00:21:00,398
We couldn't even keep it
on the Navy docks in Okinawa.
270
00:21:00,713 --> 00:21:03,075
Turns out the Japs
were stealing the stuff...
271
00:21:03,245 --> 00:21:05,827
and injecting it directly
into women's breasts.
272
00:21:06,345 --> 00:21:09,091
But they were using
industrial-grade liquid silicone.
273
00:21:09,277 --> 00:21:12,243
There's a great deal of health risk
involved in that process.
274
00:21:12,447 --> 00:21:14,995
We filled these
with medical-grade silicone gel...
275
00:21:15,278 --> 00:21:19,780
and enclosed it in an indestructible,
inert, non-reactive silastic bag.
276
00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:22,498
- It won't break down?
- It will not break down.
277
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,370
We've got the patent on silicone.
278
00:21:24,513 --> 00:21:26,616
You've got something
born to be made out of it.
279
00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:29,296
It's the perfect marriage
of industry and medicine.
280
00:21:29,944 --> 00:21:31,797
Arlene, Mary Kay rep.
281
00:21:32,677 --> 00:21:34,651
Can I borrow your pencil?
282
00:21:36,412 --> 00:21:40,500
This is called the pencil test.
It's supposed to fall to the floor.
283
00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:42,802
I love my children...
284
00:21:42,945 --> 00:21:47,096
but I'm a little resentful about
what they did to my breasts. Thanks.
285
00:21:47,343 --> 00:21:50,155
It's like someone blew up a balloon
and let all the air out.
286
00:21:52,146 --> 00:21:54,955
Mastectomies, breastfeeding...
287
00:21:59,544 --> 00:22:01,810
We talk as doctors...
288
00:22:02,145 --> 00:22:04,444
in terms of the tangible
and the empirical...
289
00:22:04,610 --> 00:22:07,869
but now I ask you to consider
the psychological...
290
00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:12,033
the mental aspects
and then the opportunities that we have.
291
00:22:13,475 --> 00:22:18,044
It's a low-risk operation that can be done
inexpensively and quickly...
292
00:22:18,578 --> 00:22:21,162
as both a reconstruction
and an augmentation...
293
00:22:21,346 --> 00:22:24,406
to the betterment of the...
294
00:22:24,975 --> 00:22:28,682
overall self-esteem...
295
00:22:29,543 --> 00:22:32,357
to the women who get it.
296
00:22:32,878 --> 00:22:36,417
We can usher in
a whole new world of medicine here.
297
00:22:44,077 --> 00:22:45,124
Bill.
298
00:22:46,511 --> 00:22:48,034
I don't know where to start...
299
00:22:48,174 --> 00:22:50,757
- If you don't mind...
- I'd like to finish.
300
00:22:51,008 --> 00:22:54,354
What Dave is trying to say,
what we're all trying to say here...
301
00:22:54,575 --> 00:22:58,794
is while we are touched
by your altruism...
302
00:22:59,076 --> 00:23:03,162
- We're doctors and we cure people.
- We're not expensive beauticians...
303
00:23:03,475 --> 00:23:05,328
who like to play with bosoms.
304
00:23:05,474 --> 00:23:08,155
You may not understand
the despair these women endure.
305
00:23:10,407 --> 00:23:11,269
The women...
306
00:23:11,410 --> 00:23:13,896
If God wants a woman
to have big breasts...
307
00:23:14,540 --> 00:23:16,393
he gives her big breasts.
308
00:23:17,273 --> 00:23:20,140
That is what
we're talking about here, isn't it?
309
00:23:20,407 --> 00:23:24,334
Does that mean
that we shouldn't correct clubfeet?
310
00:23:26,176 --> 00:23:29,236
Quiet, Dave.
What I find ironic about your stupidity...
311
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,601
is you know what women go through
who've had this procedure done!
312
00:23:32,807 --> 00:23:35,042
That's the irony here!
313
00:23:35,976 --> 00:23:39,770
The fact that women have tried for so long
to increase their breast size...
314
00:23:40,009 --> 00:23:41,530
that underscores...
315
00:23:43,306 --> 00:23:45,988
you know, that this can be done safely!
316
00:23:46,574 --> 00:23:50,279
Just because you've got
some deranged fixation with breasts.
317
00:23:51,509 --> 00:23:54,984
Once you've finished with your strippers...
318
00:23:55,607 --> 00:23:58,254
and your prostitutes...
319
00:23:59,973 --> 00:24:03,036
what respectable woman's
gonna pay for this?
320
00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:11,925
I think, Louis, that if she knew...
321
00:24:12,107 --> 00:24:15,298
how you were behaving
with some of your nurses...
322
00:24:15,839 --> 00:24:17,725
perhaps your wife might be...
323
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,150
You wanna step outside?
324
00:24:19,741 --> 00:24:22,486
Let me go, 'cause I'm gonna whip his ass!
325
00:24:22,773 --> 00:24:24,777
- Calm down.
- We can go right there...
326
00:24:24,972 --> 00:24:26,215
Calm down!
327
00:24:27,539 --> 00:24:29,326
Dr. Larson, get out of here.
328
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,378
If you feel froggy, just jump!
329
00:24:34,805 --> 00:24:35,819
Queer.
330
00:24:37,771 --> 00:24:40,007
Myopic pretentious idiots.
331
00:24:40,172 --> 00:24:41,252
What did they say?
332
00:24:41,374 --> 00:24:43,760
Forget them.
We don't need their damned approval.
333
00:24:43,941 --> 00:24:45,400
What happened?
334
00:24:47,173 --> 00:24:50,038
You know what?
We're gonna do it without them.
335
00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:52,252
How?
336
00:24:54,439 --> 00:24:55,866
With my money.
337
00:24:57,171 --> 00:24:58,665
With my money.
338
00:25:00,307 --> 00:25:03,085
You just go out there
and find us the woman.
339
00:25:24,973 --> 00:25:26,827
- Lola?
- Yeah?
340
00:25:29,237 --> 00:25:31,601
- Are you going out?
- Yeah.
341
00:25:33,904 --> 00:25:35,725
My associate and I...
342
00:25:35,872 --> 00:25:38,772
we've been working on
a new medical procedure...
343
00:25:39,573 --> 00:25:43,211
by which we actually increase
the size of the breast.
344
00:25:43,837 --> 00:25:47,064
I thought you might wanna be the first.
345
00:25:49,271 --> 00:25:52,750
What we do: We take a small cut,
like a small incision...
346
00:25:52,974 --> 00:25:56,130
What makes you think I'd be interested
in something like that?
347
00:25:58,937 --> 00:26:00,692
They'll be bigger.
348
00:26:06,838 --> 00:26:10,760
- You're a disgusting little peeper.
- It's all right, I'm a doctor.
349
00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:13,390
I thought you might ask me out,
which is bad enough.
350
00:26:13,569 --> 00:26:16,762
But you wanna cut holes in me
and stick bags of goo in my chest?
351
00:26:16,969 --> 00:26:19,619
Stay away from me, creep!
352
00:26:25,903 --> 00:26:27,013
Hello.
353
00:26:27,936 --> 00:26:30,780
Good afternoon.
I realize this may sound...
354
00:26:33,504 --> 00:26:36,793
I'm with the... I'm Dr. Saunders, I'm sorry.
355
00:26:37,135 --> 00:26:40,842
I'm with the Texas Medical Center
and we're working on a new procedure.
356
00:26:41,502 --> 00:26:43,541
We increase the size of...
357
00:26:44,303 --> 00:26:46,027
What we're doing is, my partner and I...
358
00:26:46,304 --> 00:26:50,836
Dr. Larson, have just developed
a new technique, a medical procedure...
359
00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:53,178
Hello. Excuse me.
360
00:26:54,703 --> 00:26:56,131
What a day.
361
00:26:56,270 --> 00:26:58,571
Are you happy with your existing breasts?
362
00:26:58,804 --> 00:27:00,654
to increase the breast.
363
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,686
You know how some people
wanna be first...
364
00:27:02,833 --> 00:27:05,384
to do something?
This is your opportunity.
365
00:27:05,567 --> 00:27:08,663
I don't know if you
think about your breasts.
366
00:27:12,036 --> 00:27:14,585
It's for the breasts. I like your hat.
367
00:27:15,136 --> 00:27:17,140
It's a medical procedure.
368
00:27:17,502 --> 00:27:19,704
Like I said, you can be bigger.
369
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:22,287
Is that "no" as in "no questions"?
370
00:27:25,403 --> 00:27:26,547
I'm sorry!
371
00:27:29,601 --> 00:27:30,810
I am a doctor.
372
00:27:30,934 --> 00:27:34,247
I'm with the Texas Medical Center
and we're doing a...
373
00:27:40,966 --> 00:27:42,851
Put that disgusting thing away.
374
00:27:44,033 --> 00:27:48,786
If you wanted to help people,
you could cure back pain or arthritis!
375
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,442
All right, I'm sorry.
376
00:27:50,601 --> 00:27:53,084
Making women's breasts larger?
377
00:27:53,366 --> 00:27:56,745
- I'm sorry.
- I think it's sick. I do.
378
00:27:57,132 --> 00:28:00,513
I think it's very sick.
Something's wrong with you.
379
00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:02,547
I'm sorry.
380
00:28:02,669 --> 00:28:04,869
Put it away!
381
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,867
I'm just very disappointed.
382
00:28:19,402 --> 00:28:20,773
Hey, Laura.
383
00:28:23,332 --> 00:28:24,924
Can I see it?
384
00:28:25,232 --> 00:28:27,848
Can I see the thing?
385
00:28:38,031 --> 00:28:39,307
I mean...
386
00:28:42,098 --> 00:28:46,348
For what it is, it actually looks pretty good.
387
00:28:48,631 --> 00:28:49,906
Put it away.
388
00:28:53,632 --> 00:28:56,445
Okay, I only say this to you
as a friend, but...
389
00:28:56,866 --> 00:28:57,945
Wipe your mouth.
390
00:28:58,066 --> 00:29:02,054
This whole business of this solicitation...
391
00:29:03,564 --> 00:29:06,180
it isn't doing any wonders
for your reputation.
392
00:29:07,599 --> 00:29:09,027
I was just sitting here...
393
00:29:09,167 --> 00:29:13,469
Carrying that around and asking women,
it just comes across as perverse.
394
00:29:13,729 --> 00:29:16,117
If you wished that
something about you was different...
395
00:29:16,298 --> 00:29:19,329
and there was a way you could do it,
wouldn't you do it?
396
00:29:19,531 --> 00:29:24,261
Possibly. It's the way that
you go about things.
397
00:29:25,333 --> 00:29:28,076
I mean, it's an appealing idea, sort of.
398
00:29:28,263 --> 00:29:30,595
I'm sure there are
plenty of women out there...
399
00:29:30,764 --> 00:29:33,543
who would love to have bigger breasts.
400
00:29:41,629 --> 00:29:43,255
Do you want the operation?
401
00:29:44,629 --> 00:29:47,593
- Is that a joke?
- No, you said it was an appealing idea.
402
00:29:47,795 --> 00:29:49,617
- Are you insulting me?
- No.
403
00:29:49,764 --> 00:29:52,661
I am a nurse. I am a professional.
404
00:29:53,095 --> 00:29:56,027
I do not need to be insulted by you.
405
00:29:56,662 --> 00:29:58,898
I was trying to be nice and help you.
406
00:30:08,262 --> 00:30:09,439
Shut up.
407
00:30:11,697 --> 00:30:14,478
I come from a stoic Calvinist background.
408
00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:17,507
You didn't complain unless
something was drastically wrong...
409
00:30:17,697 --> 00:30:20,082
like a broken leg or lung cancer.
410
00:30:20,529 --> 00:30:22,088
I feel crippled.
411
00:30:22,229 --> 00:30:24,944
I can't go to the beach.
I can't get clothes that fit.
412
00:30:25,130 --> 00:30:27,941
I can't find a man. Hell, I look like a man.
413
00:30:28,195 --> 00:30:31,454
Gloria Steinem says breasts
are unimportant because she's got them.
414
00:30:31,829 --> 00:30:35,784
For God's sake, a surgeon doesn't buckle
when he encounters resistance.
415
00:30:36,029 --> 00:30:40,465
This isn't resistance. These women,
I'm getting anger, they hate me.
416
00:30:40,728 --> 00:30:42,450
- 'Morning.
- 'Morning.
417
00:30:43,262 --> 00:30:44,722
I'm Dr. Larson.
418
00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:50,027
You're Miss Lindsey?
419
00:30:51,494 --> 00:30:54,461
I understand you have some tattoos
you'd like removed.
420
00:30:54,662 --> 00:30:57,855
Yes, right here.
My ex-husband bought them for me.
421
00:30:58,495 --> 00:31:00,281
How old is the tattoo?
422
00:31:03,526 --> 00:31:06,721
Eight or nine years...
It's about 10 years old.
423
00:31:08,395 --> 00:31:12,003
God, they look like they haven't been
watered since I got them.
424
00:31:12,226 --> 00:31:13,370
Pardon?
425
00:31:15,093 --> 00:31:17,905
It's just kind of embarrassing,
'cause I've had six kids...
426
00:31:18,095 --> 00:31:20,035
and they're sagging.
427
00:31:20,996 --> 00:31:24,952
In fact, my ex-husband used to say
that I had a couple of flat feet.
428
00:31:25,194 --> 00:31:26,882
Can you believe that?
429
00:31:29,793 --> 00:31:30,807
What?
430
00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:37,853
A transverse incision...
431
00:31:38,095 --> 00:31:40,480
on the patient's right breast.
432
00:31:43,927 --> 00:31:47,239
- You want bigger scissors?
- Please. Thank you.
433
00:31:53,792 --> 00:31:55,993
A little larger cut...
434
00:31:56,158 --> 00:31:59,286
to accommodate the implant.
435
00:31:59,492 --> 00:32:01,247
Let's sponge that off.
436
00:32:04,028 --> 00:32:08,277
Going through the subcutaneous tissue
to the pectoralis fascia.
437
00:32:08,591 --> 00:32:10,761
A little suction.
438
00:32:10,958 --> 00:32:13,161
A little bit of a bleeder here.
439
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,337
Come on.
440
00:32:17,494 --> 00:32:20,750
Do some finger dissection here
to open up the pocket.
441
00:32:21,158 --> 00:32:23,742
A little tight squeeze, but...
442
00:32:24,427 --> 00:32:25,408
Oh, boy.
443
00:32:30,493 --> 00:32:32,758
The strong use of finger dissection here...
444
00:32:35,158 --> 00:32:38,733
to open up the pocket, that's used
medially, laterally and superiorly.
445
00:32:38,959 --> 00:32:40,779
This is absurd! Would you excuse us?
446
00:32:40,925 --> 00:32:43,411
The implant is inserted.
447
00:32:44,428 --> 00:32:46,878
The incision is closed bilaterally using...
448
00:32:47,058 --> 00:32:50,666
a running-lock 3-0 nylon suture.
449
00:32:50,958 --> 00:32:52,580
The patients are told to abstain...
450
00:32:52,725 --> 00:32:55,984
from vigorous activity
for a period of three weeks.
451
00:32:56,358 --> 00:32:57,633
And the result...
452
00:33:06,025 --> 00:33:10,178
And the result is
a beautifully contoured breast...
453
00:33:10,891 --> 00:33:14,715
with softness comparable
to that of the young adult.
454
00:33:16,857 --> 00:33:20,912
The psychological well-being
of women who feel crippled...
455
00:33:21,158 --> 00:33:23,709
by their own perceived shortcomings...
456
00:33:24,325 --> 00:33:27,801
can be cured with one simple operation.
457
00:34:06,390 --> 00:34:08,361
Are the phones working?
458
00:34:36,289 --> 00:34:38,808
You wanna see what I've been working on?
I have an idea.
459
00:34:40,222 --> 00:34:41,399
An idea?
460
00:34:42,488 --> 00:34:43,698
Idea.
461
00:34:44,685 --> 00:34:46,212
I got an idea of my own.
462
00:34:47,554 --> 00:34:48,862
Let's...
463
00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:51,513
I know, I got it.
464
00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:55,268
Let's take all my money
and open up a clinic...
465
00:34:55,490 --> 00:34:59,128
that no one will go to
for an operation they don't want.
466
00:35:00,553 --> 00:35:02,495
Let's explore.
467
00:35:02,887 --> 00:35:05,731
Let's experience like the kids are doing.
468
00:35:05,921 --> 00:35:09,114
Let's really get into humiliation and failure.
469
00:35:09,421 --> 00:35:10,882
Out of sight!
470
00:35:12,419 --> 00:35:15,929
Let's suck my blood
until I'm dead in the gutter.
471
00:35:17,153 --> 00:35:18,974
I'm sorry.
472
00:35:19,820 --> 00:35:21,608
That was your idea.
473
00:35:22,855 --> 00:35:25,152
We could advertise in the newspaper.
474
00:35:25,353 --> 00:35:27,140
Newspaper?
475
00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:30,757
Look, this is the ad I've been working on.
476
00:35:30,922 --> 00:35:33,886
You're gonna advertise
my ruined career and reputation?
477
00:35:34,187 --> 00:35:36,454
That's very interesting, but...
478
00:35:37,983 --> 00:35:41,430
you know, doctors never advertise.
479
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:45,993
- That's because they haven't had to.
- Shut up! Just leave me alone!
480
00:35:46,620 --> 00:35:49,039
In fact, stay out of my sight.
481
00:36:04,449 --> 00:36:06,074
Oh, my goodness.
482
00:36:07,486 --> 00:36:08,532
What?
483
00:36:10,585 --> 00:36:12,972
Not only am I married to a man...
484
00:36:13,152 --> 00:36:16,445
who stuffs women's breasts for a living...
485
00:36:16,820 --> 00:36:20,011
now everybody at the Club's
gonna know about it!
486
00:36:29,786 --> 00:36:30,765
Hey, you!
487
00:36:32,017 --> 00:36:35,627
Don't you say one thing to me!
Don't you say one word!
488
00:36:38,986 --> 00:36:40,446
It's all an act, isn't it?
489
00:36:40,953 --> 00:36:43,568
I thought you were a moron,
but you aren't, are you?
490
00:36:43,819 --> 00:36:46,083
No, you're smart. You're very smart!
491
00:36:46,285 --> 00:36:48,902
How else could you ruin my life
with such precision?
492
00:36:49,085 --> 00:36:51,537
- You saw the...
- Shut up! Not one word.
493
00:36:51,718 --> 00:36:53,439
You don't speak!
494
00:36:54,452 --> 00:36:56,905
What did I ever do to you?
495
00:36:59,950 --> 00:37:02,153
Know what?
I want your things out of my office.
496
00:37:03,816 --> 00:37:05,854
I'm just gonna get you started here.
497
00:37:06,184 --> 00:37:08,702
Okay, I just need you to fill this out.
498
00:37:12,449 --> 00:37:13,791
Good morning, Doctors.
499
00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:25,462
Yeah.
500
00:37:46,417 --> 00:37:49,763
- Good morning, Dr. Larson.
- Good morning, Dr. Saunders.
501
00:37:58,549 --> 00:38:00,652
I want you to understand all your options.
502
00:38:00,850 --> 00:38:03,561
You can go in through the crease
under the breast...
503
00:38:03,748 --> 00:38:04,730
through the nipple...
504
00:38:04,849 --> 00:38:05,993
or through the underarm.
505
00:38:06,115 --> 00:38:09,277
You can go over the muscle
or behind the muscle.
506
00:38:09,483 --> 00:38:11,781
We can accentuate cleavage or volume.
507
00:38:11,982 --> 00:38:14,565
We can give you
the classic teardrop shape.
508
00:38:14,850 --> 00:38:17,049
a fuller melon-shaped breast.
509
00:38:17,213 --> 00:38:19,154
Different patients react differently to pain.
510
00:38:19,313 --> 00:38:20,807
We can make the nipples point up.
511
00:38:21,015 --> 00:38:23,085
There might be bruising or swelling.
512
00:38:23,281 --> 00:38:26,695
And there's no real maintenance.
It's not like changing a tire.
513
00:38:26,917 --> 00:38:29,282
You don't have to rotate them
every 10,000 miles.
514
00:38:29,483 --> 00:38:33,252
For most women, it's something you can
do on Monday and be working Wednesday.
515
00:38:33,482 --> 00:38:37,820
Although you will have to massage them
frequently at first, preferably at home.
516
00:38:38,081 --> 00:38:40,446
When you're 80,
your breasts will still look 18.
517
00:38:40,683 --> 00:38:42,753
That's left to right and then top to bottom.
518
00:38:42,982 --> 00:38:46,457
Occasionally, they can harden up a little.
If that happens...
519
00:38:46,781 --> 00:38:50,292
you come back to us
and we'll soften them up for you.
520
00:38:52,382 --> 00:38:53,788
Feel better?
521
00:38:54,284 --> 00:38:57,474
- We can go through the nipple.
- You'll be popular at the nursing home.
522
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,849
- The nipple or the underarm.
- Absolutely safe.
523
00:39:00,581 --> 00:39:04,122
Only danger is, God forbid,
you get stabbed in the chest.
524
00:39:05,682 --> 00:39:07,948
We can make the nipples point up.
525
00:39:08,281 --> 00:39:10,349
It's absolutely safe.
526
00:39:10,812 --> 00:39:12,152
Any questions?
527
00:39:12,446 --> 00:39:14,168
When can I schedule?
528
00:39:18,047 --> 00:39:20,761
Would it be too soon
to do it on Monday, dear?
529
00:39:47,513 --> 00:39:49,613
Hey! How you doing?
530
00:39:50,312 --> 00:39:52,251
What you got for me today?
531
00:39:53,544 --> 00:39:55,431
More of them big old bags?
532
00:39:56,613 --> 00:39:59,993
I swear, it's just like Christmas
every single time you come.
533
00:40:00,914 --> 00:40:04,204
- Okay, here we go, almost there.
- Wait.
534
00:40:08,846 --> 00:40:10,219
- Okay.
- Okay?
535
00:40:10,479 --> 00:40:11,907
Here we go.
536
00:40:26,978 --> 00:40:28,799
They're beautiful.
537
00:40:30,809 --> 00:40:33,710
You're gonna push, push in...
538
00:40:34,578 --> 00:40:36,299
and lift up, okay?
539
00:40:37,045 --> 00:40:41,133
Then you want to massage them gently
clockwise, like this.
540
00:40:41,380 --> 00:40:44,189
And counterclockwise, like this.
541
00:40:47,644 --> 00:40:51,416
Every day, several times a day, okay?
542
00:40:58,675 --> 00:40:59,852
Any questions?
543
00:41:01,210 --> 00:41:03,445
Yeah. Show me again.
544
00:41:07,345 --> 00:41:08,870
It's too much muscle!
545
00:41:10,609 --> 00:41:13,705
Sorry I'm late.
I had to stop off at the bank.
546
00:41:16,577 --> 00:41:18,332
I got you a little surprise.
547
00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:22,949
- What's this?
- It's your royalty check for this month.
548
00:41:25,942 --> 00:41:27,317
Oh, my God.
549
00:41:29,645 --> 00:41:32,096
Do you know how much
I'm gonna owe in taxes on this?
550
00:41:32,277 --> 00:41:34,218
Yeah, those taxes.
551
00:41:38,208 --> 00:41:40,246
They're killing me!
552
00:41:41,342 --> 00:41:44,057
I understand. If someone cancels,
I can schedule you.
553
00:41:44,243 --> 00:41:46,412
But that's the best I can do.
554
00:41:46,677 --> 00:41:49,355
How much can I pay you
to cancel someone?
555
00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:54,005
Ma'am, the doctors
are really busy right now.
556
00:41:54,208 --> 00:41:56,661
I'd like to help you if I could, but I can't.
557
00:42:02,607 --> 00:42:04,905
- Hello, Laura.
- Hi, Kevin.
558
00:42:11,643 --> 00:42:13,747
It looks like you're doing well.
559
00:42:13,977 --> 00:42:15,350
Been busy.
560
00:42:18,307 --> 00:42:20,924
My sister Katy is really happy
with her results.
561
00:42:21,141 --> 00:42:21,969
Good.
562
00:42:22,209 --> 00:42:25,369
Makes me regret I didn't take you up
on your offer at Baylor...
563
00:42:25,575 --> 00:42:28,256
when I could've gotten them for free.
564
00:42:32,007 --> 00:42:32,956
How's Steve?
565
00:42:33,641 --> 00:42:36,128
We got divorced about three months ago.
566
00:42:36,475 --> 00:42:37,848
I'm sorry.
567
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,722
He's not such a nice guy, it turns out.
568
00:42:43,273 --> 00:42:44,482
You look good.
569
00:42:45,740 --> 00:42:46,884
Thanks.
570
00:42:47,241 --> 00:42:49,311
But I want to look better.
571
00:42:52,341 --> 00:42:54,161
I was thinking that...
572
00:42:54,341 --> 00:42:58,589
maybe you could give me
something like you gave Katy.
573
00:42:59,339 --> 00:43:03,264
I mean, I'm a little more skinny on top
and she's more...
574
00:43:05,008 --> 00:43:06,021
Yeah.
575
00:43:07,476 --> 00:43:10,339
You're probably totally used to this, right?
576
00:43:10,639 --> 00:43:13,223
I should just show you.
577
00:43:14,207 --> 00:43:15,318
Okay.
578
00:43:18,807 --> 00:43:21,043
It's good to see you again.
579
00:43:29,374 --> 00:43:32,567
- What do you think?
- I think they're super.
580
00:43:33,373 --> 00:43:34,713
Thanks!
581
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,662
I think we could go bigger.
582
00:43:37,372 --> 00:43:38,483
How big?
583
00:43:39,539 --> 00:43:41,480
They're not too small?
584
00:43:42,907 --> 00:43:44,879
You don't think we should go with...
585
00:43:46,206 --> 00:43:48,591
350cc, maybe?
586
00:43:48,770 --> 00:43:50,679
They're perfect.
587
00:43:51,705 --> 00:43:54,998
They should be.
He spent four hours working on them.
588
00:43:56,740 --> 00:43:59,868
- Do you want me to close?
- No, I'll do it.
589
00:44:01,439 --> 00:44:04,564
I don't want even a hint of a scar.
590
00:44:12,272 --> 00:44:14,410
Come on, get a picture of this.
591
00:44:31,803 --> 00:44:33,045
I mean...
592
00:44:33,403 --> 00:44:36,184
will a guy be able to tell that I have...
593
00:44:36,372 --> 00:44:37,299
you know...
594
00:44:40,171 --> 00:44:42,337
Can you come here for a sec?
595
00:44:45,371 --> 00:44:48,087
- Would you mind?
- No.
596
00:45:04,604 --> 00:45:06,009
Go ahead, touch them.
597
00:45:06,671 --> 00:45:07,880
Go ahead.
598
00:45:14,034 --> 00:45:16,368
Those are... They're perfect.
599
00:45:17,969 --> 00:45:20,618
I wouldn't do anything to you
that I wouldn't do to my wife.
600
00:45:21,204 --> 00:45:22,628
Within reason.
601
00:45:24,401 --> 00:45:27,814
I won't say it didn't hurt,
it felt like a ton of bricks fell on my chest.
602
00:45:28,037 --> 00:45:31,351
But the first time I saw
my two new best friends, I was like:
603
00:45:31,571 --> 00:45:33,957
"Oh, my God, it was worth it!"
604
00:45:34,138 --> 00:45:36,718
My shoulders fit me now. I have a waist.
605
00:45:36,902 --> 00:45:39,169
I've been reborn, I rock!
606
00:45:39,334 --> 00:45:41,570
This is the way
I was always meant to look.
607
00:45:41,737 --> 00:45:43,295
This is about artistry.
608
00:45:43,436 --> 00:45:47,077
This is not some ham-fisted,
cut-and-stuff procedure.
609
00:45:47,670 --> 00:45:51,941
If you approach it like it is, you'll end up
with some extremely unhappy women...
610
00:45:52,202 --> 00:45:55,995
with displeasing, wandering or...
611
00:45:56,735 --> 00:45:58,141
walleyed breasts.
612
00:45:58,269 --> 00:46:01,776
They'll be angry at you
and you'll be out of business quickly.
613
00:46:02,033 --> 00:46:05,130
This surgeon really
completely messed this one up.
614
00:46:05,635 --> 00:46:09,048
We call this one the Marty Feldman.
615
00:46:10,169 --> 00:46:11,988
This guy really messed this one up.
616
00:46:13,835 --> 00:46:16,350
If you perform the operation properly...
617
00:46:17,299 --> 00:46:21,356
you'll receive letters from women
thanking you for saving their lives.
618
00:46:21,968 --> 00:46:24,038
In fact, I got...
619
00:46:27,766 --> 00:46:32,519
I didn't bring them with me. Kevin,
would you run and get some of the letters?
620
00:46:35,202 --> 00:46:37,882
Why don't you get them? I'll take over.
621
00:46:39,502 --> 00:46:42,214
That's all right. The letters,
could you go get them, please?
622
00:46:43,733 --> 00:46:47,242
I can handle the rest of the questions
while you get them.
623
00:46:51,134 --> 00:46:53,914
Laura was going through the books
last night.
624
00:46:54,102 --> 00:46:57,478
Really? Is Laura our accountant now?
625
00:46:58,467 --> 00:47:02,489
It looks like you received a Dow Corning
royalty payment last month.
626
00:47:04,267 --> 00:47:05,216
Really?
627
00:47:05,934 --> 00:47:08,166
I don't remember receiving
my share of that.
628
00:47:09,165 --> 00:47:11,137
I need more suction here.
629
00:47:12,398 --> 00:47:14,252
If the truth be known...
630
00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:17,074
it's because I'm stealing from you.
631
00:47:17,432 --> 00:47:19,406
I'm robbing you for the fun of it.
632
00:47:20,066 --> 00:47:23,572
- I wasn't accusing you of stealing.
- The hell you weren't.
633
00:47:23,963 --> 00:47:25,173
The hell.
634
00:47:25,298 --> 00:47:27,630
Could I get some suction here?
635
00:47:28,133 --> 00:47:30,465
I'm bringing you your sutures.
636
00:47:31,368 --> 00:47:32,316
"Please."
637
00:47:33,068 --> 00:47:35,517
"Can I get some suction here, please?"
638
00:47:35,964 --> 00:47:38,329
Let's try to treat my wife with respect.
639
00:47:38,497 --> 00:47:42,270
In here, she is my employee,
she is not your wife.
640
00:47:43,333 --> 00:47:44,925
Is that a problem?
641
00:47:45,369 --> 00:47:48,711
Because if that's a problem,
I'll get a new employee.
642
00:47:53,731 --> 00:47:57,438
Let me get this right.
They won't explode when you're flying.
643
00:47:57,966 --> 00:48:00,546
They didn't when I flew up here
from Texas.
644
00:48:00,730 --> 00:48:03,412
Bert, there are many augmented
flight attendants...
645
00:48:03,598 --> 00:48:06,857
and I don't believe I've ever heard
of any problems.
646
00:48:07,264 --> 00:48:11,352
- They do help me swim a lot better.
- All right.
647
00:48:11,798 --> 00:48:15,753
Tell us, what kind of woman
has her breasts augmented?
648
00:48:15,997 --> 00:48:18,929
- There are so many...
- The typical woman who comes to see us...
649
00:48:19,130 --> 00:48:20,819
Excuse me, can I finish?
650
00:48:20,963 --> 00:48:24,539
She has a husband who isn't maturing
as quickly as she is.
651
00:48:25,365 --> 00:48:29,102
The girls flock around him,
he looks good on the golf course.
652
00:48:29,663 --> 00:48:32,693
Meanwhile, she's borne all the children,
her breasts are sagging...
653
00:48:32,897 --> 00:48:35,711
and she wants the operation
so she can feel good again.
654
00:48:35,898 --> 00:48:39,790
In one respect, it isn't important
what he thinks you look like.
655
00:48:40,395 --> 00:48:44,285
What's important is what you think
he thinks you look like.
656
00:48:44,596 --> 00:48:47,463
- That's exactly right.
- Very well put.
657
00:48:47,731 --> 00:48:51,406
Actually, you're like psychiatrists
with knives!
658
00:48:51,733 --> 00:48:53,324
- In a way, yes.
- No, I...
659
00:48:53,465 --> 00:48:55,469
We get lots of referrals from psychiatrists.
660
00:48:55,630 --> 00:48:59,008
They know how important it is
for a woman to be able to...
661
00:48:59,295 --> 00:49:02,109
buy a bathing suit
without getting depressed.
662
00:49:02,331 --> 00:49:06,549
Or walk into a room in a strapless dress,
knowing heads will turn.
663
00:49:07,028 --> 00:49:09,677
That's why we've come up with
this natural-feel implant.
664
00:49:09,863 --> 00:49:12,794
What? What we came up with?
665
00:49:13,128 --> 00:49:15,036
I don't remember you coming up
with anything.
666
00:49:15,497 --> 00:49:19,072
- Do you want to go somewhere and confer?
- Honey, let's not get into this.
667
00:49:19,298 --> 00:49:23,448
Let's get right into it. What exactly,
specifically, did you come up with?
668
00:49:24,028 --> 00:49:26,742
- I don't think this is the time or place.
- What?
669
00:49:27,030 --> 00:49:29,711
By "come up with," you mean what?
"To steal"?
670
00:49:30,061 --> 00:49:33,093
By "come up with" meaning
"to take undeserved credit"?
671
00:49:33,297 --> 00:49:37,087
- You know better than that.
- What do you mean by "come up with"?
672
00:49:37,394 --> 00:49:39,781
I provided you with the knowledge.
673
00:49:40,461 --> 00:49:43,460
Provided you with the knowledge,
the finances...
674
00:49:43,663 --> 00:49:46,050
the surgical expertise, the credibility.
675
00:49:46,330 --> 00:49:48,299
Credibility? Fuck!
676
00:49:49,362 --> 00:49:51,302
What would you have done?
677
00:49:51,728 --> 00:49:54,857
A 25-year-old resident who nearly got
kicked out of medical school.
678
00:49:55,630 --> 00:49:57,799
Who never once performed a surgery.
679
00:49:57,964 --> 00:50:01,253
- Isn't that a bit self-delusional?
- I would've done fine without you.
680
00:50:01,627 --> 00:50:04,210
- You would've done nothing.
- I would've done fine.
681
00:50:04,394 --> 00:50:09,060
Then, my friend, why don't you try it?
Why don't you try doing fine without me?
682
00:50:10,328 --> 00:50:12,944
That's exactly what I'm going to do.
683
00:50:17,694 --> 00:50:19,513
Come on.
684
00:50:21,294 --> 00:50:22,887
How do I get this thing off?
685
00:50:23,029 --> 00:50:25,895
Someone help her with her equipment.
Dear, you're welcome to...
686
00:50:26,095 --> 00:50:28,262
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
687
00:50:29,027 --> 00:50:31,708
So much for the magic of live television.
688
00:50:31,894 --> 00:50:36,047
We're still here with the remaining
inventor of the silicone implant.
689
00:50:36,293 --> 00:50:38,016
I don't think so.
690
00:50:39,127 --> 00:50:42,732
Excuse me, I'm sorry. Little twerp.
691
00:50:44,791 --> 00:50:46,928
I work at a chocolate factory.
692
00:50:47,192 --> 00:50:50,093
That's very interesting.
We may explore that a little more.
693
00:50:50,661 --> 00:50:54,964
I said, "He's insane!" That's right,
he's lost his grasp on... Come on!
694
00:50:56,225 --> 00:51:00,084
He's lost his grasp on reality. Hello?
He's berserk!
695
00:51:00,459 --> 00:51:03,753
It was difficult but I had to let him go,
he didn't leave.
696
00:51:03,961 --> 00:51:06,923
Because our patients
deserve the best results.
697
00:51:07,124 --> 00:51:08,910
Some of his work was...
698
00:51:09,659 --> 00:51:13,005
I felt that I could not stand behind him.
699
00:51:13,659 --> 00:51:18,292
When I came up with the implant idea,
he had trouble even saying "breast."
700
00:51:18,994 --> 00:51:19,939
Thank you.
701
00:51:20,058 --> 00:51:21,584
He would proposition women...
702
00:51:22,125 --> 00:51:23,782
while they were still on the table.
703
00:51:24,026 --> 00:51:26,357
You want toilet plunger breasts?
He's the man!
704
00:51:26,524 --> 00:51:30,745
You want numb nipples?
You want nipples that won't get erect?
705
00:51:31,126 --> 00:51:33,991
Call me old-fashioned,
call me anything you want to.
706
00:51:34,258 --> 00:51:37,637
Wrecked, ugly, wrecked nipples!
707
00:51:37,957 --> 00:51:39,995
Every patient was a potential date for him.
708
00:51:40,191 --> 00:51:41,848
What? Did he tell you that?
709
00:51:42,126 --> 00:51:44,295
Of course I can't reveal names.
710
00:51:44,559 --> 00:51:48,034
Hold on. Can I ask you something?
Did you sleep with my patients?
711
00:51:48,258 --> 00:51:50,742
Did you sleep with my patients?
712
00:51:51,991 --> 00:51:54,128
You didn't? Can you prove it?
713
00:51:54,758 --> 00:51:56,133
Can you prove it?
714
00:51:56,359 --> 00:51:59,865
No you can't, can you?
You can't prove a negative, can you?
715
00:52:00,155 --> 00:52:01,943
Isn't that some, Jesus Christ...
716
00:52:02,091 --> 00:52:05,187
some journalistic axiom or something?
717
00:52:05,391 --> 00:52:07,943
You're an investigative reporter,
aren't you?
718
00:52:08,126 --> 00:52:11,286
Why don't you do some investigating?
719
00:52:14,589 --> 00:52:17,369
- Is Mrs. Hummings here?
- No.
720
00:52:24,093 --> 00:52:26,324
Did she not show up?
721
00:52:28,091 --> 00:52:29,105
No.
722
00:52:32,156 --> 00:52:33,976
What the fuck?
723
00:52:34,690 --> 00:52:37,078
Is that the third no-show this week?
724
00:52:39,288 --> 00:52:42,668
That son of a bitch.
I knew he'd do something like this.
725
00:52:43,823 --> 00:52:46,688
- Who are you talking about, sweet pea?
- Larson, goddamn it.
726
00:52:46,889 --> 00:52:49,605
That son of a bitch,
he's clogged our appointment book...
727
00:52:49,790 --> 00:52:52,091
with these phony appointments.
728
00:52:52,257 --> 00:52:54,391
But, honey, we have plenty of open slots.
729
00:52:54,555 --> 00:52:58,228
This is what I want you to do:
Call his office, start booking appointments.
730
00:52:58,455 --> 00:52:59,502
Use a fake name.
731
00:52:59,622 --> 00:53:04,028
Book a breast augmentation and a nose job
every half hour, a skin graft, okay?
732
00:53:04,957 --> 00:53:08,148
You're talking like a crazy person
and I am now ignoring you.
733
00:53:08,588 --> 00:53:10,342
- Pick up the phone.
- No.
734
00:53:11,156 --> 00:53:13,642
- Pick up the phone!
- No!
735
00:53:14,156 --> 00:53:16,042
We have had six patients this week.
736
00:53:16,224 --> 00:53:20,406
We can't make any prank phone calls,
because we can't pay our phone bill.
737
00:53:21,821 --> 00:53:26,041
Did you call Health and Fitness Magazine
about buying an ad? Did you?
738
00:53:26,322 --> 00:53:27,531
No, I did not.
739
00:53:27,789 --> 00:53:28,869
Pick up the phone.
740
00:53:31,257 --> 00:53:33,108
We can't run any ads...
741
00:53:33,256 --> 00:53:37,561
because we are totally and completely
out of money.
742
00:53:42,322 --> 00:53:44,044
What are you saying?
743
00:53:44,490 --> 00:53:46,308
I am so frustrated.
744
00:53:50,820 --> 00:53:52,673
We don't have any money.
745
00:53:53,653 --> 00:53:55,409
The fact is, Dr. Saunders...
746
00:53:55,554 --> 00:53:59,443
you were an employee of Dr. Larson's
when you aided in the conception of this...
747
00:53:59,685 --> 00:54:03,358
"Aided in the conception?"
We were partners. I invented it.
748
00:54:03,585 --> 00:54:07,543
All royalties from Dow Corning
are controlled directly by him.
749
00:54:08,288 --> 00:54:12,372
Admit it, between you and me,
man to man, no one else around...
750
00:54:12,652 --> 00:54:15,236
just tell me it's bullshit, isn't it?
751
00:54:15,420 --> 00:54:17,273
It's wrong. It's bullshit.
752
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:22,642
His previous generosity towards you
in no way obligates him...
753
00:54:22,889 --> 00:54:25,599
This is unbelievable.
You're going straight to hell.
754
00:54:25,785 --> 00:54:28,500
You son of a bitch, you're going to hell.
755
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:30,679
Talk to Dow.
756
00:54:33,188 --> 00:54:35,007
- Can't get into your car?
- Watch it.
757
00:54:35,152 --> 00:54:36,200
Sue me, prick.
758
00:54:41,353 --> 00:54:44,133
I talked to our legal department
before I came down here.
759
00:54:44,653 --> 00:54:48,424
There's nothing we can do to alter
the original royalty agreement.
760
00:54:48,653 --> 00:54:53,404
What I can do is negotiate more
favorable terms on the price of implants...
761
00:54:53,685 --> 00:54:55,439
if you order in bulk.
762
00:54:55,952 --> 00:54:59,395
You don't understand something.
I don't need cheaper implants.
763
00:54:59,618 --> 00:55:01,625
I need women to put them into!
764
00:55:02,786 --> 00:55:04,475
You can go, grandma!
765
00:55:06,185 --> 00:55:07,525
What the hell?
766
00:55:07,650 --> 00:55:11,357
What I need is a good bankruptcy lawyer
and a gun.
767
00:55:11,584 --> 00:55:14,898
A gun with a bullet
to put through my fucking head.
768
00:55:15,119 --> 00:55:17,868
You need to calm down and relax.
769
00:55:18,154 --> 00:55:19,523
Turn here.
770
00:55:29,785 --> 00:55:31,442
What is this place?
771
00:55:31,949 --> 00:55:34,762
A testament to all the good you've done.
772
00:55:44,454 --> 00:55:46,718
Hey, Gerald! Wonderful to see you again.
773
00:55:46,884 --> 00:55:50,077
- It's been a long time. How's it going?
- Great seeing you.
774
00:55:50,284 --> 00:55:54,590
I'd like to introduce you to Dr. Saunders,
the plastic surgeon I was telling you about.
775
00:55:54,850 --> 00:55:58,358
Wonderful to meet you. I'm Andy Rinough.
Welcome to Remy's.
776
00:55:58,583 --> 00:55:59,858
Thanks.
777
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:03,504
Would you like to join me upstairs?
778
00:56:03,649 --> 00:56:06,995
- I'd like to go upstairs. Would you?
- What's upstairs?
779
00:56:07,884 --> 00:56:09,160
Come on.
780
00:56:19,617 --> 00:56:22,486
We got ourselves a new baby girl.
781
00:56:23,085 --> 00:56:25,894
Gentlemen, put your hands together.
782
00:56:56,450 --> 00:56:58,389
Sit right over here.
783
00:57:01,682 --> 00:57:03,110
How you doing?
784
00:57:13,148 --> 00:57:15,033
This is unbelievable.
785
00:57:15,549 --> 00:57:16,825
Here we go.
786
00:57:20,379 --> 00:57:22,744
I'm a big fan of your work.
787
00:57:27,483 --> 00:57:29,718
- Dr. Saunders?
- Yes?
788
00:57:30,185 --> 00:57:31,968
Hi! Don't you remember me?
789
00:57:34,148 --> 00:57:36,959
I'm Savannah. I used to be Jessica.
790
00:57:37,483 --> 00:57:38,496
Yes.
791
00:57:39,981 --> 00:57:42,117
Dr. Saunders, you gave me these.
792
00:57:43,449 --> 00:57:45,070
I just love them.
793
00:57:46,247 --> 00:57:47,969
They're great.
794
00:57:54,582 --> 00:57:56,142
I love this song.
795
00:57:57,048 --> 00:57:58,354
It's funky.
796
00:57:58,747 --> 00:58:02,572
- Can I dance for you?
- No, thank you. Thanks very much.
797
00:58:56,012 --> 00:58:59,521
Breasts: They have this powerful duality...
798
00:58:59,746 --> 00:59:03,421
as both signage
designed to attract the opposite sex...
799
00:59:03,715 --> 00:59:07,352
and then as a food source
to nurture the offspring of the alliance.
800
00:59:07,745 --> 00:59:12,050
They also give off special energy
because they're circles within circles.
801
00:59:12,411 --> 00:59:15,278
I hate to put a label on myself,
but I am a feminist.
802
00:59:15,479 --> 00:59:19,271
I got the surgery, not in spite of,
but because of that fact.
803
00:59:19,613 --> 00:59:22,325
I think obtaining
a culturally rewarded appearance...
804
00:59:22,510 --> 00:59:27,178
as politically incorrect as that sounds,
is a liberating experience.
805
00:59:29,779 --> 00:59:31,204
Hi, Vanessa.
806
00:59:31,978 --> 00:59:33,983
You can't smoke in here.
807
00:59:35,378 --> 00:59:36,718
I'm sorry.
808
00:59:37,711 --> 00:59:39,367
I'm very unhappy.
809
00:59:39,510 --> 00:59:42,892
What's wrong?
Is everything okay with the augmentation?
810
00:59:43,512 --> 00:59:45,166
They're disgusting.
811
00:59:45,611 --> 00:59:46,592
What do you mean?
812
00:59:47,176 --> 00:59:49,858
They're disgusting and flat, not big enough.
813
00:59:50,044 --> 00:59:52,912
I feel like a boy. I want them bigger.
814
00:59:58,875 --> 01:00:00,598
Your breasts are perfect.
815
01:00:02,044 --> 01:00:03,472
They're great.
816
01:00:03,678 --> 01:00:04,953
You've had...
817
01:00:05,577 --> 01:00:10,081
what would be considered a very large
augmentation eight months ago.
818
01:00:10,610 --> 01:00:14,534
It's not good enough anymore.
It was at first and now it isn't.
819
01:00:15,109 --> 01:00:18,367
In the before-and-after picture,
you're already in the "after."
820
01:00:18,575 --> 01:00:19,719
Do you understand?
821
01:00:20,143 --> 01:00:21,703
You can make them bigger.
822
01:00:21,911 --> 01:00:25,735
- I'm sorry, I can't do that.
- Bullshit!
823
01:00:26,043 --> 01:00:29,170
You can. You put more stuff in them
and they'll get bigger.
824
01:00:29,475 --> 01:00:32,408
What I'm saying is,
I've never performed an operation...
825
01:00:32,609 --> 01:00:36,350
that I didn't feel
would be cosmetically beneficial.
826
01:00:37,475 --> 01:00:40,439
What you're asking for,
it wouldn't make you look...
827
01:00:40,641 --> 01:00:43,029
You have to stop smoking.
828
01:00:43,443 --> 01:00:44,903
I want them to be big.
829
01:00:45,142 --> 01:00:47,344
Really big. That's what I want.
830
01:00:53,409 --> 01:00:56,569
- I'm sorry.
- It's all right, sweetie. Okay.
831
01:00:57,310 --> 01:00:58,999
This woman is huge!
832
01:01:01,977 --> 01:01:04,526
She wants to be bigger, all right?
833
01:01:06,075 --> 01:01:08,790
I think she's big enough.
834
01:01:11,343 --> 01:01:12,519
Scalpel?
835
01:01:16,243 --> 01:01:17,190
No.
836
01:01:18,505 --> 01:01:20,097
Come on.
837
01:01:20,375 --> 01:01:21,519
Scalpel?
838
01:01:23,108 --> 01:01:24,384
Thank you.
839
01:01:37,641 --> 01:01:41,793
They tell me I drive too fast.
I already got five speeding tickets.
840
01:01:43,873 --> 01:01:45,561
Know what I'm saying?
841
01:01:47,373 --> 01:01:48,998
I'll be back.
842
01:01:54,774 --> 01:01:56,234
Don't even start.
843
01:01:56,374 --> 01:01:59,687
For God's sake!
She's not going to be able to buy clothes.
844
01:01:59,907 --> 01:02:02,970
It's what the woman wants
and we need the money.
845
01:02:03,374 --> 01:02:07,166
- What kind of job is she going to have?
- It's none of our business.
846
01:02:07,406 --> 01:02:09,988
Don't ever walk out of surgery again.
847
01:02:14,506 --> 01:02:15,520
Look at that.
848
01:02:15,706 --> 01:02:17,528
- She's incredible.
- She's beautiful.
849
01:02:17,673 --> 01:02:19,198
It's not too big?
850
01:02:19,406 --> 01:02:22,153
She's making $1,000 a week,
they're not too big.
851
01:02:24,104 --> 01:02:25,762
Know what I'm going to do?
852
01:02:26,372 --> 01:02:30,045
I'm gonna get every girl
who wants to have their boobs done...
853
01:02:30,272 --> 01:02:32,376
and I'm gonna have them done by you.
854
01:02:32,539 --> 01:02:36,789
- You'll refer them to me?
- I'll direct them to you. Go on, take a hit.
855
01:02:37,038 --> 01:02:39,337
- No, I've had enough.
- Come on, be a man.
856
01:02:39,606 --> 01:02:44,303
I'm gonna refer them to you and in return,
you'll pay me some kind of referral fee.
857
01:02:46,972 --> 01:02:50,546
What kind of referral fee
are you talking about?
858
01:02:51,037 --> 01:02:55,060
I don't know. Maybe 10, 15 percent...
859
01:02:55,771 --> 01:02:57,679
10 percent of what you charge.
860
01:02:57,839 --> 01:03:00,903
This is the best promotion
you can ever hope for.
861
01:03:01,607 --> 01:03:02,748
When men see her...
862
01:03:03,338 --> 01:03:06,653
you'll have their wives
in your office the next day.
863
01:03:15,906 --> 01:03:17,015
Marker.
864
01:03:18,237 --> 01:03:20,341
- Guys wanna get their hands on these.
- Jesus!
865
01:03:20,504 --> 01:03:23,981
These women with National Geographic
boobs drooping around their waist...
866
01:03:24,205 --> 01:03:25,959
of course their boyfriends look at me.
867
01:03:26,304 --> 01:03:29,646
I needed my teeth fixed, too,
but I only had enough money for one.
868
01:03:29,869 --> 01:03:33,413
I think I made the right choice.
No one notices my teeth are crooked.
869
01:03:34,304 --> 01:03:35,731
Excuse me, Bill.
870
01:03:39,938 --> 01:03:41,214
Look at that.
871
01:03:41,805 --> 01:03:46,500
Oh, my goodness. Same designers.
You'll have to keep your distance.
872
01:03:46,767 --> 01:03:50,540
Are those my breasts?
They look awfully familiar.
873
01:03:52,571 --> 01:03:56,460
That's a completely different style.
It's teardrop shaped.
874
01:03:59,535 --> 01:04:03,362
I paid couture prices, you better not
have given me ready-to-wear.
875
01:04:04,503 --> 01:04:05,746
My goodness.
876
01:04:09,334 --> 01:04:10,544
Oh, dear.
877
01:04:11,203 --> 01:04:14,047
Where's the food?
Do you know where the food is?
878
01:04:14,236 --> 01:04:16,177
No, that's liquor, sir.
879
01:04:16,438 --> 01:04:18,988
Excuse me for a moment, won't you?
880
01:04:20,303 --> 01:04:21,828
Are you guys hungry?
881
01:04:22,036 --> 01:04:23,210
Hold on. Hello.
882
01:04:23,334 --> 01:04:26,431
Don't walk away, I'm not done with you.
Thank you.
883
01:04:27,270 --> 01:04:28,927
You can't do that.
884
01:04:31,237 --> 01:04:32,381
Hello, Kevin.
885
01:04:34,671 --> 01:04:36,421
Well, hello, Bill.
886
01:04:37,302 --> 01:04:39,569
I'd like to personally thank you...
887
01:04:39,736 --> 01:04:43,180
for dispelling the notion of ethics
in plastic surgery.
888
01:04:43,535 --> 01:04:48,168
They were actually beginning to take us
seriously and you set us back 10 years.
889
01:04:48,636 --> 01:04:51,479
- I did? How did I do that?
- How?
890
01:04:52,301 --> 01:04:53,510
By this.
891
01:04:54,068 --> 01:04:55,789
By your behavior.
892
01:04:56,102 --> 01:04:59,928
Your whole behavior, your lack of integrity,
your damn persona.
893
01:05:02,466 --> 01:05:04,058
You make them too big.
894
01:05:04,634 --> 01:05:08,275
I give the customers
what they ask for, you jackass.
895
01:05:08,635 --> 01:05:11,447
- Different women want different things.
- Really?
896
01:05:11,635 --> 01:05:13,773
To look like circus freaks?
897
01:05:14,337 --> 01:05:15,576
Freaks?
898
01:05:16,133 --> 01:05:20,637
You call them freaks, that's very telling.
I find that very telling about you.
899
01:05:23,536 --> 01:05:25,671
What you're doing is perverse.
900
01:05:27,835 --> 01:05:29,260
Go to hell.
901
01:05:32,967 --> 01:05:35,267
It's always nice to see you.
902
01:05:36,401 --> 01:05:38,983
You should be ashamed of yourself.
903
01:05:39,201 --> 01:05:43,636
Mutilating your body to fulfill
some kind of male pornographic fantasy!
904
01:05:43,932 --> 01:05:47,758
I am not fulfilling anybody's fantasy.
I did this for myself, honey.
905
01:05:48,267 --> 01:05:50,567
You did it because Playboy tells you...
906
01:05:50,901 --> 01:05:53,288
Don't tell me why I did what I did,
all right?
907
01:05:53,467 --> 01:05:57,454
Phil, I think it's important to realize that...
908
01:05:58,033 --> 01:06:00,648
many intelligent women
find the operation empowering.
909
01:06:01,132 --> 01:06:02,756
Hold on!
910
01:06:04,133 --> 01:06:08,156
I think these women are jealous.
They know that girl... What's her name?
911
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:10,730
- Cindy.
- They know Cindy looks better than them.
912
01:06:10,899 --> 01:06:14,311
- Please!
- I'd have the operation if I could afford it.
913
01:06:14,533 --> 01:06:16,223
Do you do charity work?
914
01:06:18,234 --> 01:06:20,241
Charity work, Doctor, how about that?
915
01:06:20,700 --> 01:06:23,795
In most tribal societies, this is the ideal.
916
01:06:24,399 --> 01:06:27,079
Sagging breasts are a sign of beauty...
917
01:06:27,266 --> 01:06:29,947
symbolizing pregnancy and childbirth.
918
01:06:30,133 --> 01:06:33,326
Only in our culture is this the ideal:
919
01:06:33,899 --> 01:06:35,782
An upright, adolescent breast.
920
01:06:36,730 --> 01:06:40,786
What this doctor has created
is this Barbie-doll look.
921
01:06:41,233 --> 01:06:43,751
It's a body type simply not found in nature.
922
01:06:44,032 --> 01:06:49,043
I think it's important to draw a distinction
between reasonable, ethical doctors...
923
01:06:49,396 --> 01:06:52,711
such as myself and Dr. Franklin Rose,
a handful of others.
924
01:06:55,398 --> 01:06:58,362
This woman,
and I'm sure you're a nice woman.
925
01:06:58,631 --> 01:07:00,157
Thank you, Doctor.
926
01:07:00,299 --> 01:07:04,928
She's not one of my patients
and she's not representative of my work.
927
01:07:05,731 --> 01:07:07,965
My doctor is Kevin Saunders.
928
01:07:08,432 --> 01:07:09,803
Hi, Kevin.
929
01:07:10,865 --> 01:07:12,293
I love what you do for me.
930
01:07:15,395 --> 01:07:17,149
How is it? Is it good?
931
01:07:19,431 --> 01:07:21,567
I think I just burst a blood vessel.
932
01:07:26,931 --> 01:07:30,755
Look, you missed some.
You'll have to try it again.
933
01:07:33,397 --> 01:07:35,915
Are you trying to take advantage of me?
934
01:07:36,097 --> 01:07:40,119
You're a very bad girl. You're very bad.
You're wicked.
935
01:08:29,130 --> 01:08:30,884
Hello.
936
01:08:57,229 --> 01:08:58,721
I'm sorry.
937
01:09:22,561 --> 01:09:27,292
I used to work in investment banking
and was totally respected for my mind.
938
01:09:27,562 --> 01:09:31,037
For reasons unrelated to work,
I decided to get the surgery done.
939
01:09:31,260 --> 01:09:33,046
The strangest thing happened:
940
01:09:33,327 --> 01:09:36,620
All the guys I worked with began
treating me like a moronic bimbo.
941
01:09:37,061 --> 01:09:40,375
I've known them for years,
and now they were calling me...
942
01:09:40,595 --> 01:09:43,589
baby and doll face and sweet pants.
943
01:09:44,293 --> 01:09:47,802
It's like in one weekend,
I went from being a respected equal...
944
01:09:48,026 --> 01:09:52,593
to some kind of totally vacuous,
available, helpless, slut secretary.
945
01:09:53,026 --> 01:09:57,243
Like I'd paid the doctor to take out
my brain and stuff it in my tits.
946
01:10:04,094 --> 01:10:05,270
Here we are!
947
01:10:06,493 --> 01:10:08,594
Come on, don't be shy.
948
01:10:09,191 --> 01:10:12,222
He built this house
when he got divorced in '83.
949
01:10:13,392 --> 01:10:15,626
30,000 square feet.
950
01:10:15,793 --> 01:10:17,547
- Hey, Bitsy.
- Hey there!
951
01:10:17,694 --> 01:10:21,910
Marble floors from Italy.
Honduras mahogany railings.
952
01:10:22,890 --> 01:10:25,758
Lots of these Impressionist paintings
from France.
953
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:28,772
They say he can have me ready
by the August issue.
954
01:10:28,959 --> 01:10:31,445
He's the Penthouse plastic surgeon.
955
01:10:31,627 --> 01:10:35,198
He can take a dump truck
and hammer her into a Ferrari.
956
01:10:35,423 --> 01:10:37,527
That's my favorite car!
957
01:10:37,991 --> 01:10:40,356
Don't be afraid to go too big.
958
01:10:40,525 --> 01:10:44,068
Dr. Saunders can fit in 400cc implants...
959
01:10:44,327 --> 01:10:48,759
when every other surgeon is saying
they can't squeeze in 200cc.
960
01:10:49,457 --> 01:10:52,106
- Hi, hon. How you feeling?
- Good!
961
01:10:53,526 --> 01:10:55,826
- Hey, girls!
- Hi, Judith!
962
01:10:56,658 --> 01:10:58,249
That's Janice.
963
01:10:58,625 --> 01:11:00,725
She's going out with a very famous star...
964
01:11:00,889 --> 01:11:03,757
whose name you would recognize
if I said it.
965
01:11:03,957 --> 01:11:05,233
But I can't.
966
01:11:05,458 --> 01:11:10,089
He's paying to have the implants
her old boyfriend gave her...
967
01:11:10,357 --> 01:11:12,625
replaced with new implants.
968
01:11:14,754 --> 01:11:19,291
Some of the girls like to come here
to rest up after the operation.
969
01:11:19,558 --> 01:11:21,411
- Here you are, Doctor.
- Thanks.
970
01:11:21,557 --> 01:11:23,661
That's Summer. Hey, girl.
971
01:11:24,758 --> 01:11:28,166
She's here to prepare
for her Falcon Crest audition.
972
01:11:30,955 --> 01:11:32,416
This is Ashley.
973
01:11:32,791 --> 01:11:34,611
- Hello, Ashley.
- Hi.
974
01:11:34,756 --> 01:11:36,794
Thank you. How was your flight?
975
01:11:36,991 --> 01:11:38,964
Great. I'm so excited to be here!
976
01:11:39,258 --> 01:11:41,488
We're excited to have you here.
977
01:11:43,255 --> 01:11:45,936
Jennifer, you wanna get Ashley a cocktail?
978
01:11:46,990 --> 01:11:48,744
- Are you hungry?
- No.
979
01:11:49,391 --> 01:11:51,494
It's all right if you are.
980
01:11:58,557 --> 01:12:01,304
- Hello, George. How are you?
- Dr. Larson.
981
01:12:03,423 --> 01:12:06,995
- Aren't you speaking today?
- In about 15 minutes. Join us.
982
01:12:14,156 --> 01:12:17,381
- Dr. William Larson?
- Yes, sir?
983
01:12:17,589 --> 01:12:21,739
I don't know if you remember me or not.
We talked in the '85 convention.
984
01:12:22,421 --> 01:12:23,729
Jim Kidder.
985
01:12:25,255 --> 01:12:27,392
Honey, come here.
I'm sure you remember.
986
01:12:27,555 --> 01:12:30,335
I am such a fan.
I've always known you're a genius.
987
01:12:30,523 --> 01:12:33,964
This is Dr. Larson.
He invented what you got right there!
988
01:12:34,353 --> 01:12:37,613
You know what? I've got a funny idea.
This is funny.
989
01:12:37,954 --> 01:12:41,628
Don't you think it'd be funny if you...
Could you autograph those?
990
01:12:41,856 --> 01:12:43,577
That would be great.
991
01:12:44,722 --> 01:12:47,400
- A little unusual.
- It'd mean so much.
992
01:12:49,453 --> 01:12:50,532
Bless your heart.
993
01:12:55,722 --> 01:12:59,970
- Could you sign mine, too, please?
- This is getting to be a little silly, now.
994
01:13:00,386 --> 01:13:01,814
Oh, my God.
995
01:13:03,554 --> 01:13:05,211
Sign them, you fucker.
996
01:13:08,088 --> 01:13:09,135
Lady, please.
997
01:13:09,453 --> 01:13:12,834
- This is what you did to me.
- You don't need to do this in here.
998
01:13:13,686 --> 01:13:16,619
It's a little embarrassing.
Please put your sweater down.
999
01:13:16,820 --> 01:13:18,991
You don't have anything to say to me?
1000
01:13:19,155 --> 01:13:23,721
Yes, I do. Put your sweater down
or I'll have security take you out.
1001
01:13:26,919 --> 01:13:28,227
Fuck you.
1002
01:13:28,519 --> 01:13:30,972
- Ma'am, let's go.
- Goddamn you.
1003
01:13:31,152 --> 01:13:33,125
Fuck off! Goddamn you!
1004
01:13:33,454 --> 01:13:35,841
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
1005
01:13:39,750 --> 01:13:41,310
That's not right.
1006
01:13:45,751 --> 01:13:47,758
- Sorry, sir.
- Excuse me.
1007
01:13:49,687 --> 01:13:51,574
We can make you look something...
1008
01:13:51,988 --> 01:13:53,738
like this.
1009
01:13:56,351 --> 01:13:58,391
- No?
- Not really.
1010
01:13:58,553 --> 01:14:02,510
It's nice,
but if you really want to stop the trains...
1011
01:14:04,753 --> 01:14:06,919
we can do something like that.
1012
01:14:09,685 --> 01:14:12,050
Then, we would take your nipple...
1013
01:14:13,152 --> 01:14:14,940
move it up to here.
1014
01:14:17,219 --> 01:14:19,258
It's hard to believe, right?
1015
01:14:19,650 --> 01:14:21,853
She had an augmentation in '87.
1016
01:14:22,218 --> 01:14:24,934
I think if she'd gone bigger...
1017
01:14:25,119 --> 01:14:27,962
her career would be
in better shape today.
1018
01:14:31,686 --> 01:14:34,496
Half of Hollywood is wearing my breasts.
1019
01:14:34,717 --> 01:14:38,936
It's true: Pamela Anderson,
Dolly Parton, Cher.
1020
01:14:40,118 --> 01:14:45,480
In fact, Victoria's real secret is that
everyone in that catalog are my patients.
1021
01:14:45,919 --> 01:14:49,143
This is all off the record, of course.
1022
01:14:50,248 --> 01:14:54,403
They're fantasy in the flesh.
The perfect female form.
1023
01:14:54,651 --> 01:14:55,697
That's me!
1024
01:14:55,818 --> 01:14:59,228
Here's the man responsible
for this veritable Garden of Eden.
1025
01:14:59,482 --> 01:15:00,909
Meet Dr. Kevin Saunders.
1026
01:15:01,050 --> 01:15:04,789
I think if she'd gone bigger,
her career would be in better shape today.
1027
01:15:05,217 --> 01:15:07,866
One of the inventors
of the silicone breast implant...
1028
01:15:08,052 --> 01:15:10,439
and one of the country's
most prolific breast men...
1029
01:15:10,619 --> 01:15:13,330
Dr. Saunders doesn't hesitate
to brag about his work.
1030
01:15:13,515 --> 01:15:15,303
Victoria's real secret...
1031
01:15:15,583 --> 01:15:17,948
is all the women in the catalog
are my patients.
1032
01:15:18,449 --> 01:15:22,701
It's true, day after day,
I work with women's breasts.
1033
01:15:23,084 --> 01:15:26,145
It's a terrible job,
but someone's got to do it.
1034
01:15:26,349 --> 01:15:28,867
While Dr. Saunders is laughing...
1035
01:15:29,049 --> 01:15:33,801
thousands of women are suffering
from silicone-induced autoimmune disease.
1036
01:15:34,116 --> 01:15:37,942
Health eroded, hopes destroyed,
Jane went back into the operating room.
1037
01:15:38,417 --> 01:15:40,747
This is what came out of her body.
1038
01:15:42,281 --> 01:15:43,741
I had...
1039
01:15:45,014 --> 01:15:49,104
leakage from my right breast
of a clear liquid.
1040
01:15:49,418 --> 01:15:50,877
Leakage from the nipple...
1041
01:15:51,015 --> 01:15:54,686
fever, pneumonia, chest pains.
I knew there was something very wrong.
1042
01:15:54,913 --> 01:15:58,969
Karen was diagnosed with a disease
of the immune system called lupus.
1043
01:15:59,216 --> 01:16:02,858
I was absolutely shocked
to find out it was silicone.
1044
01:16:03,116 --> 01:16:05,001
It was leaking from me for two years.
1045
01:16:05,218 --> 01:16:08,888
Had I known these things could rupture,
I never would've had this done.
1046
01:16:09,113 --> 01:16:11,599
I thought they would last a lifetime.
1047
01:16:13,483 --> 01:16:15,521
What are you left with now?
1048
01:16:18,115 --> 01:16:22,811
Where's my fucking phone?
Get me my cellular! Goddamn it.
1049
01:16:29,749 --> 01:16:32,394
tell people about
what's happened to me, but...
1050
01:16:32,580 --> 01:16:34,881
You're not going to die.
1051
01:16:36,081 --> 01:16:39,940
I know you're scared,
but it was just a TV show.
1052
01:16:41,481 --> 01:16:44,031
Do you believe everything you see on TV?
1053
01:16:44,748 --> 01:16:47,264
I'm sorry. Could you hold on, please?
1054
01:16:47,546 --> 01:16:51,666
You have 36 cancellations this week
and two death threats, one sounds serious.
1055
01:16:51,914 --> 01:16:54,594
The Times, Tribune,
Post, and Sun want to speak with you.
1056
01:16:54,915 --> 01:16:59,415
Channels 2, 4, 5 and 11
all want you on the news tonight.
1057
01:17:01,744 --> 01:17:04,044
They found three women
out of three million...
1058
01:17:04,645 --> 01:17:06,270
and they put them on TV.
1059
01:17:06,614 --> 01:17:08,816
That's what you call reasonable journalism.
1060
01:17:08,981 --> 01:17:11,119
Hush up, we got a surprise for you.
1061
01:17:12,278 --> 01:17:15,308
All right. One, two, three.
1062
01:17:19,282 --> 01:17:21,287
Will you listen to what I'm telling you?
1063
01:17:21,482 --> 01:17:23,042
Silicone is in everything.
1064
01:17:23,416 --> 01:17:26,508
It's in potato chips, it's in antacids.
Are you wearing lipstick?
1065
01:17:26,713 --> 01:17:28,946
What is this connective tissue disease?
1066
01:17:29,246 --> 01:17:32,953
I'm not sure these nice people
want to listen to that right now.
1067
01:17:33,181 --> 01:17:35,512
What are people doing today?
Where's the statistics?
1068
01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:37,915
- Happy birthday.
- Isn't that great?
1069
01:17:38,181 --> 01:17:40,794
Maybe you should think about this
in another way.
1070
01:17:40,979 --> 01:17:42,701
In the way of a balance.
1071
01:17:42,846 --> 01:17:44,754
Nature has a balance...
1072
01:17:44,914 --> 01:17:49,610
which you should explore the possibility
that you have, in a karmic sense, upset.
1073
01:17:50,980 --> 01:17:52,602
A karmic sense?
1074
01:17:52,744 --> 01:17:56,417
20,000 lawsuits and Dow's lawyers
are talking about settling.
1075
01:17:56,643 --> 01:17:57,820
May I have the keys?
1076
01:17:57,945 --> 01:18:00,759
They're frightened.
It'll cost more to fight even if they win.
1077
01:18:00,947 --> 01:18:02,854
- The goddamn car keys!
- Economic realities.
1078
01:18:03,013 --> 01:18:06,203
What do you need the car keys for?
Where are you going?
1079
01:18:06,743 --> 01:18:09,904
I'm guilty because of my karma?
Is that what you're saying?
1080
01:18:10,110 --> 01:18:13,557
You're gonna talk to me about my karma?
Go ahead.
1081
01:18:14,680 --> 01:18:16,435
You're fucked.
1082
01:18:16,980 --> 01:18:19,691
You are really fucked, karmically.
1083
01:18:24,011 --> 01:18:25,058
Get out.
1084
01:18:25,212 --> 01:18:27,448
- Damn bastards.
- I gotta get going.
1085
01:18:28,147 --> 01:18:30,381
There's one or two more here.
1086
01:18:31,379 --> 01:18:34,156
We'll have the last laugh
when the truth comes out.
1087
01:18:36,476 --> 01:18:39,061
20,000 court cases, but...
1088
01:18:40,046 --> 01:18:42,051
they got no evidence.
1089
01:18:52,244 --> 01:18:54,544
Do you want to see the evidence?
1090
01:18:55,811 --> 01:18:57,020
There.
1091
01:18:58,175 --> 01:19:00,562
Right there. Maria Stern.
1092
01:19:00,908 --> 01:19:02,086
38 years old.
1093
01:19:02,343 --> 01:19:04,796
Can't even get to church on Sunday.
1094
01:19:05,009 --> 01:19:06,798
I'm going on record right now...
1095
01:19:06,945 --> 01:19:10,105
and saying
that science can be bought today.
1096
01:19:10,477 --> 01:19:11,880
Take a good look at that.
1097
01:19:12,007 --> 01:19:14,787
That's what an explanted
silicone implant looks like.
1098
01:19:14,975 --> 01:19:18,802
Brought to you by the same people
who brought you Agent Orange.
1099
01:19:20,244 --> 01:19:22,763
Lawyers don't give a damn about women.
1100
01:19:23,478 --> 01:19:27,846
Money comes in, they knock them
out of the way to get their 50 percent first.
1101
01:19:28,109 --> 01:19:30,888
I do blame Dr. Saunders
and I do blame Dr. Larson!
1102
01:19:31,075 --> 01:19:34,457
I think they made millions and they knew!
1103
01:19:35,579 --> 01:19:36,821
They knew...
1104
01:19:38,741 --> 01:19:41,194
that these things
were making women sick!
1105
01:19:41,374 --> 01:19:42,388
I got one.
1106
01:19:42,808 --> 01:19:47,115
How many lawyers does it take
to kick a nun's teeth in for 50 cents?
1107
01:19:48,009 --> 01:19:49,382
How many?
1108
01:19:50,543 --> 01:19:52,100
Hell, all of them!
1109
01:19:57,475 --> 01:19:58,935
All of them.
1110
01:20:03,177 --> 01:20:06,018
We, the jury, in the above-entitled action...
1111
01:20:06,374 --> 01:20:09,338
find the defendant,
Dow Corning Corporation...
1112
01:20:09,874 --> 01:20:14,605
guilty of willful misconduct
and award the plaintiff $200,000...
1113
01:20:15,142 --> 01:20:17,887
$840,000 in compensatory damages...
1114
01:20:18,807 --> 01:20:20,778
$6.5 million in punitive damage...
1115
01:20:21,507 --> 01:20:24,570
$25 million, including punitive damages.
1116
01:20:26,275 --> 01:20:30,047
There's no proven correlation
between the sick women and the implants.
1117
01:20:30,277 --> 01:20:32,572
Thank you. No more questions.
1118
01:20:33,873 --> 01:20:36,937
I've never seen a jury so flagrantly biased.
1119
01:20:37,740 --> 01:20:38,687
Shut up.
1120
01:20:38,807 --> 01:20:41,839
This isn't over yet, we'll appeal.
This judge is an idiot.
1121
01:20:42,043 --> 01:20:45,779
I've heard enough out of you.
I said I want you to shut up.
1122
01:20:48,005 --> 01:20:49,433
Hello, Kevin.
1123
01:20:52,810 --> 01:20:54,749
Been golfing any lately?
1124
01:20:56,008 --> 01:20:56,989
No.
1125
01:20:58,973 --> 01:21:00,793
My game's gone to hell.
1126
01:21:01,039 --> 01:21:04,385
Today, I'm requesting a moratorium...
1127
01:21:04,839 --> 01:21:09,593
on the further use
of all silicone gel breast implants.
1128
01:21:10,074 --> 01:21:14,509
David Kessler should read the Mayo Clinic
and the Harvard Medical School studies.
1129
01:21:14,773 --> 01:21:17,584
The number of sick women with implants
is proportional...
1130
01:21:17,773 --> 01:21:20,074
to the sick women
in the general population.
1131
01:21:20,440 --> 01:21:24,526
You think anyone is gonna want
to introduce a new medical product...
1132
01:21:24,772 --> 01:21:26,874
after what happened here?
1133
01:21:27,771 --> 01:21:30,671
You couldn't get aspirin approved
by the FDA today.
1134
01:21:31,072 --> 01:21:35,577
I don't doubt that these women
are genuinely sick and I feel sorry for them.
1135
01:21:35,841 --> 01:21:37,396
The question is, "Why?"
1136
01:21:37,838 --> 01:21:40,422
The problem is that the majority...
1137
01:21:41,038 --> 01:21:43,906
the women who are happy
with their implants...
1138
01:21:44,205 --> 01:21:48,512
aren't gonna stand up
at their next town meeting and say:
1139
01:21:48,774 --> 01:21:53,523
"Excuse me, I have augmented breasts
and I'm pleased as Punch with them."
1140
01:21:54,305 --> 01:21:56,442
We got a lottery mentality in this country.
1141
01:21:56,772 --> 01:22:00,031
It tells us, "Why work
when you can sue someone?"
1142
01:22:01,473 --> 01:22:04,152
If they're gonna ban anything...
1143
01:22:04,771 --> 01:22:08,218
why don't they ban
the silicone penile implants?
1144
01:22:08,471 --> 01:22:09,897
Know why they don't?
1145
01:22:10,137 --> 01:22:12,239
Because half of Congress has them.
1146
01:22:12,403 --> 01:22:15,020
And they're nothing but
a bunch of goddamn hypocrites!
1147
01:22:15,205 --> 01:22:16,187
How do you explain...
1148
01:22:16,305 --> 01:22:20,555
the medical community's
own reluctance to support you?
1149
01:22:20,804 --> 01:22:24,956
You work hard all your life.
1150
01:22:26,506 --> 01:22:28,478
You are trying...
1151
01:22:29,471 --> 01:22:32,465
to live a life that is decent and honest.
1152
01:22:32,836 --> 01:22:34,939
You're trying to help people.
1153
01:22:35,803 --> 01:22:37,689
You anticipate that...
1154
01:22:37,971 --> 01:22:40,458
one day you'll be told thank you.
1155
01:22:41,472 --> 01:22:43,604
But instead, you're attacked.
1156
01:22:44,235 --> 01:22:46,852
It's like the goddamn sky opened up...
1157
01:22:47,103 --> 01:22:49,523
and you're assaulted with this...
1158
01:22:50,270 --> 01:22:53,564
vicious, mean-spirited...
1159
01:22:58,168 --> 01:23:01,874
Hell. I forgot, I don't know what it is.
1160
01:23:03,836 --> 01:23:04,981
I don't know.
1161
01:23:05,171 --> 01:23:08,364
- We're gonna take a break...
- It's a bunch of bullshit.
1162
01:23:09,338 --> 01:23:13,772
If you have silicone breast implants
and are experiencing these symptoms...
1163
01:23:14,037 --> 01:23:17,099
please call 1-800-RUPTURE.
1164
01:23:38,835 --> 01:23:41,899
- A lot of girls say they're getting sick.
- Did you talk to them?
1165
01:23:42,769 --> 01:23:43,716
I'm not a doctor.
1166
01:23:43,835 --> 01:23:47,031
I know you're not a doctor.
Did you explain to them?
1167
01:23:47,238 --> 01:23:51,605
- I didn't explain. All I know...
- Even if there's a leak, it gets trapped.
1168
01:23:52,434 --> 01:23:55,213
There's a capsule of scar tissue.
1169
01:23:55,402 --> 01:23:57,789
The girls feel uncomfortable
when you're around.
1170
01:23:57,968 --> 01:24:00,334
- There's no risk involved.
- Go home.
1171
01:24:01,436 --> 01:24:03,406
Go home and don't come back.
1172
01:24:07,768 --> 01:24:09,141
Fuck you.
1173
01:24:43,266 --> 01:24:46,262
The instant I saw them,
I knew I'd made a horrible mistake.
1174
01:24:46,465 --> 01:24:49,114
I was paranoid.
I felt like everyone would look at me...
1175
01:24:49,300 --> 01:24:51,818
and know that I was vain
and insecure and say:
1176
01:24:52,633 --> 01:24:54,999
"Jesus, who do you think you're fooling?"
1177
01:24:55,502 --> 01:24:59,172
- Why not have them removed?
- Like I need to have more explaining to do.
1178
01:25:02,466 --> 01:25:05,879
You have sinus trouble? A little bit? Okay.
1179
01:25:06,268 --> 01:25:08,600
That shouldn't be a problem.
1180
01:25:08,969 --> 01:25:12,574
I have to ask a few more questions.
Do you have Medicaid?
1181
01:25:12,798 --> 01:25:14,204
Medicado?
1182
01:25:14,500 --> 01:25:17,051
I can try and strip them.
1183
01:25:19,768 --> 01:25:23,471
That's pretty expensive
and insurance won't cover it.
1184
01:25:26,832 --> 01:25:30,822
Why don't I just recommend
a good pair of support hose?
1185
01:25:45,032 --> 01:25:46,143
Hi.
1186
01:25:46,899 --> 01:25:47,881
How are you?
1187
01:25:51,396 --> 01:25:52,672
Not good.
1188
01:25:54,698 --> 01:25:56,256
I've been sick.
1189
01:25:58,532 --> 01:26:00,026
What's the matter?
1190
01:26:00,233 --> 01:26:03,075
What are your symptoms?
1191
01:26:07,932 --> 01:26:09,523
I'm tired.
1192
01:26:10,465 --> 01:26:12,667
I'm tired all the time.
1193
01:26:15,033 --> 01:26:16,883
My mouth is dry.
1194
01:26:17,229 --> 01:26:19,235
My eyes are dry.
1195
01:26:20,363 --> 01:26:22,249
I have this...
1196
01:26:23,731 --> 01:26:27,689
constant pain on the left side of my body.
1197
01:26:30,463 --> 01:26:33,209
The scariest part is...
1198
01:26:34,564 --> 01:26:36,895
nobody can seem to tell me why.
1199
01:26:40,665 --> 01:26:43,791
We're gonna do a complete workup on you.
1200
01:26:45,030 --> 01:26:48,093
Take some blood. Let me get the nurse.
1201
01:26:49,095 --> 01:26:50,915
I just want them out.
1202
01:26:52,329 --> 01:26:55,674
I figured that you put them in...
1203
01:26:56,295 --> 01:26:59,009
so you'd know best
how to take them out.
1204
01:27:01,262 --> 01:27:02,984
I just want them out.
1205
01:27:38,494 --> 01:27:41,078
Doctor, I'm going to the ladies' room.
1206
01:28:04,292 --> 01:28:07,007
I wouldn't think of it as a removal,
so to speak.
1207
01:28:07,195 --> 01:28:10,323
You're actually acquiring
a new sense of well-being.
1208
01:28:10,727 --> 01:28:15,608
We'll explant the silicone implant, which
will be fully covered by your insurance.
1209
01:28:15,892 --> 01:28:20,112
If you want to swap, I think you'll be
very happy with our new saline implants.
1210
01:28:20,360 --> 01:28:22,747
Of course, you'll have peace of mind.
1211
01:28:22,928 --> 01:28:25,512
It's a personal choice. I know it's not easy.
1212
01:28:25,695 --> 01:28:29,431
The point is to take away the worry
so you can focus on what really matters.
1213
01:28:29,659 --> 01:28:30,902
It's your body.
1214
01:28:31,027 --> 01:28:33,872
That's what is important,
that you feel comfortable.
1215
01:28:34,059 --> 01:28:38,114
I like to think of saline as a natural,
more organic procedure.
1216
01:28:38,360 --> 01:28:40,912
I'm sorry this whole thing
has made you depressed.
1217
01:28:41,095 --> 01:28:45,311
The point now is not to be depressed,
but to take positive action.
1218
01:28:45,592 --> 01:28:48,905
Perhaps trading up to a larger size
would be a pick-me-up.
1219
01:28:49,126 --> 01:28:52,735
My original implant contained saline.
I told them from the start: saline.
1220
01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:56,304
You'll get two free visits
and a holistic mineral and relaxation kit.
1221
01:28:56,692 --> 01:29:01,443
Tension and anxiety are the two
greatest causes of health problems.
1222
01:29:06,625 --> 01:29:11,092
Actually, you are making more
to take them out, aren't you?
1223
01:29:11,358 --> 01:29:15,065
$7,000 to put them in.
You charge me again?
1224
01:29:15,293 --> 01:29:18,803
You charge me again to take them out
and then...
1225
01:29:20,194 --> 01:29:22,775
To put in the new ones, the safe ones...
1226
01:29:23,025 --> 01:29:26,252
You're charging me again.
1227
01:29:27,859 --> 01:29:30,824
It costs more to take them out.
1228
01:29:31,792 --> 01:29:33,033
Insurance covers 80 percent.
1229
01:29:33,158 --> 01:29:35,740
But you make more, actually.
1230
01:29:36,157 --> 01:29:38,642
$7,000 to put them in.
1231
01:29:38,989 --> 01:29:43,742
$4,800 to take them out,
another $2,000 for the saline.
1232
01:29:44,324 --> 01:29:46,625
Another $1,000 for the OR...
1233
01:29:49,591 --> 01:29:51,084
Okay, when do I schedule?
1234
01:29:51,224 --> 01:29:53,710
When can I schedule?
1235
01:29:55,691 --> 01:29:57,348
When could we schedule?
1236
01:29:57,624 --> 01:29:59,663
You think we can put in a larger size?
1237
01:29:59,825 --> 01:30:02,952
Call Keddrick and tell him to fix it
or get it out.
1238
01:30:03,425 --> 01:30:06,965
It's too fucking hot, that's why.
And it's not herbal.
1239
01:30:07,589 --> 01:30:09,595
I paid for an herbal sauna.
1240
01:30:09,790 --> 01:30:13,464
He sends me this goddamn
Marquis de Sade sauna.
1241
01:30:13,724 --> 01:30:17,296
It smells like shit
and it scalds anyone who steps into it!
1242
01:30:17,790 --> 01:30:19,098
Who else called?
1243
01:30:19,689 --> 01:30:22,557
Tell him I'll call him back.
I should be in soon.
1244
01:30:22,825 --> 01:30:25,638
All right? So I'm right around the corner.
1245
01:30:31,056 --> 01:30:32,103
Fuck!
1246
01:31:08,922 --> 01:31:12,627
I've always had a strong image
of what kind of space I wanted to occupy.
1247
01:31:12,854 --> 01:31:14,162
This just isn't it.
1248
01:31:21,388 --> 01:31:22,947
I'm not ashamed about spending money.
1249
01:31:23,088 --> 01:31:25,453
You have a nice car,
you pay for its upkeep, right?
1250
01:31:33,923 --> 01:31:36,439
My mom's like this '60s hippie...
1251
01:31:36,620 --> 01:31:40,163
who thinks breast implants are
part of some plot to control women.
1252
01:31:40,389 --> 01:31:43,005
People think only bimbos
and actresses get implants.
1253
01:31:43,190 --> 01:31:46,731
Why do I have to have 18-year-old,
shoulder-level breasts, anyway?
1254
01:31:46,955 --> 01:31:49,373
You can talk about beauty
being on the inside...
1255
01:31:49,553 --> 01:31:52,847
but no one's gonna come inside
unless you got curve appeal.
1256
01:31:53,087 --> 01:31:55,290
I run my own company,
I've got a nice house...
1257
01:31:55,454 --> 01:31:58,200
I feel breasts are
the real basis of femininity.
1258
01:31:58,388 --> 01:32:01,896
- I can get my stomach flatter at the gym.
- It's not the same as a penis.
1259
01:32:02,120 --> 01:32:04,866
They have form and function
based on the concept of giving.
1260
01:32:05,087 --> 01:32:08,118
A penis isn't on display,
it doesn't have to fill a sweater.
1261
01:32:08,387 --> 01:32:11,167
You have glands and nipples.
Everything you need.
1262
01:32:11,521 --> 01:32:14,386
Frankly to me,
all penises look pretty much the same.
1263
01:32:14,587 --> 01:32:16,015
See how naturally they move?
1264
01:32:16,154 --> 01:32:17,678
My doctor is an artist.
1265
01:32:17,819 --> 01:32:20,273
He has a vision of how
the female body should look.
1266
01:32:20,485 --> 01:32:23,582
For women, breasts are the body part
that most profoundly...
1267
01:32:23,954 --> 01:32:26,124
It's my body, I've got to live with it.
1268
01:32:26,420 --> 01:32:30,724
After I got them, men who never
noticed me were dying to go out with me.
1269
01:32:31,153 --> 01:32:33,868
They aren't all that important, are they?
1270
01:32:34,680 --> 01:32:37,012
Can I put my shirt back on now?
101003
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