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Magic.
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It has been a part
of my son's life
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for as long as I can remember.
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I swear, he just could never
get enough of that stuff.
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He was always setting
shit on fire,
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cutting things in half.
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When he was ten, he had
my tired ass driving him
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to every novelty shop
and garage sale
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to find whatever
little thingamajig
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that he could use for a trick.
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He even had me buy him
a damn rabbit.
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Where I come from, we eat them.
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Can anyone say rabbit stew?
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When he was 15,
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he decided
to become a magician.
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'Cause there's only two things
in life he's crazy about.
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One is magic and
the other, Robin.
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Presto!
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Stop messing around, Merlin.
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I'm not messing around.
I'm stuck.
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Can you help me out, please?
The key's beside Poof.
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Just here, over there.
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Why do trick handcuffs
need a key?
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Ouch! Okay, okay,
I got it. Okay.
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You better figure it out.
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You don't want to blow it
in the show.
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I'm so not ready for this.
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Don't say that.
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You've wanted this
since we were kids.
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You always said one day
you'd performed in Vegas.
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Okay. Let's see.
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Am I ready for this?
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I guess you're right.
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This really never does lie.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Let me check.
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Will Robin marry Merlin one day?
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Okay, no, no. Okay, I doubt
that that will happen now
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because you're literally
going away to college.
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Julliard is not just college.
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If I'm going to be a dancer,
it's where I need to be.
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The only time I'll see you
is what?
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Holidays and summer breaks.
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You'll forget about me.
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You just... You just...
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You just...
You put your lips on my...
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Why'd you do that?
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I could never forget you, Merlin.
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Now you got something good
to think about.
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And try not to lose
that key again.
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Wait. You got...
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You got something on your...
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on your...
on your...
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How did you do that?
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Hope you're ready, Merlin.
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Time to go.
- That's my mom! Go!
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You gotta hide.
You know how she is.
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She's crazy.
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Whatchu doing, Son?
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Lord, I hope you ain't in there
jerking your johnson.
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No!
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Come on. We'll be late.
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We got... I don't
want to be late.
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What?
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What is that?
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Robin, is that you
on your knees over there?
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Get up!
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Hi...
Yes, ma'am.
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Your little narrow ass hiding
behind the bed. What the hell?
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How did you know?
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'Cause it smells like
Now and Laters
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and ProStyle in here.
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Smell like hood rat pudding.
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I mean, we weren't doing
nothing. I swear.
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Oh, honey, I know.
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He wouldn't know what to do
with a girl anyways,
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unless she was in a catalog.
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Victoria may have its secrets,
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but Merlin, he ain't got none.
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- Mom!
- Now, look, we got to go.
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- Okay.
- I don't want to be late.
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Okay. Okay. I'm coming.
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What's that she said
about jerking?
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Get your little
fresh ass out of my house!
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You gotta go.
You gotta go.
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See,
everywhere Merlin went,
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Robin went too.
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They were ride or die
from day one.
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So when my son decided
to enter the talent show,
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there was no doubt who
his assistant would be.
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Just try to relax, Merlin.
Nothing to worry about.
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Except the routine.
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- Routine. The routine.
- Yeah.
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The routine...
The routine!
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Oh, I forgot my extra boxers
for the endless ribbon trick.
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And that's a whole punch line.
- Okay. Wait. Wait.
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How about you just use
the ones that you have on?
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No one will be able
to tell the difference.
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- You really don't think so?
- No.
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You're all set.
And you guys are going on last
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because you had
the best audition.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Best audition?
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Must be talking about us, right?
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Ghetto Gangstas in da house!
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We ain't just rappers.
We gangstas!
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Alright, we about that life.
We come from the streets.
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The streets of Beverly Hills.
That's what it must be.
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Because there's no ghetto
gangsters here honestly.
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You guys are straight
out of the cul-de-sac.
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Wait a second.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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That's definitely Armani.
- Is that Armani?
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Yeah, my dad has the same... yes.
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Ah, y'all got tricks!
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Man, we oughta smoke
this fake-ass clown!
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I'm not a clown.
Okay, I'm a magician.
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And you ain't smoking nobody, honey.
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Oh, whatchu gonna do
about it, old lady?
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Pour some hot coffee on me?
Bitch, please.
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Oh!
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Oh well, since you asked nicely.
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Sit your ass down somewhere!
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Talking to me crazy like that.
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Y'all, come on. Go on.
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Look here, baby.
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You forget about them dumbasses, okay?
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You either go big
or you go home, Merlin.
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Got that?
- Yes, ma'am.
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- Go knock them out.
- I got you.
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All right.
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Y'all thirsty?
Hmm?
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You obviously like
your coffee black.
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Behold, just an ordinary
deck of cards.
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Now, watch closely,
very intently.
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That's my baby.
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This is gonna be
the most remarkable thing
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you've ever seen
in your entire life.
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Now, I can make them turn
into something
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that's kind of big, like that.
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Whoa!
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There's no way he's gonna win.
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And with Robin
by his side on that stage,
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he finally found his passion.
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Oh! Oh my God!
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I was so proud of him,
I damn near pissed myself.
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Okay, I did, but I had an extra
pair of panties in my purse.
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Anyway, he had everyone inside
that gym feeling the magic,
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except for a few stupid
ass haters.
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For my last trick, I will be
escaping these handcuffs here
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before this candle
burns this rope
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and drops this water balloon
over my amazing assistant.
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As you guys can see,
she is a black woman
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who just got her hair done.
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So if I screw this up,
I'm screwed.
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Alrighty, let's get this show
on the road.
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And... we're lit.
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Can you guys actually help me
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get this on?
- Yeah.
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Give it up for
the Ghetto Gangsters.
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They from the streets.
They know what's going on.
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They know about some handcuffs.
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It's on there, right?
It's on there.
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Oh, it's on there.
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So I know what y'all thinking.
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These are impossible
to get out of.
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I guarantee, he ain't
getting out of that.
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But that is why they call me
the Amazing Merlin!
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And, oh, presto!
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Presto! Prest...
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Presto.
- Merlin!
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Them fools
was so salty
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about losing to a magician,
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they decided to let
the rabbit out of the hat.
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Except for my son,
it was more like a snake.
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It's a good thing
Robin had her blindfold on
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because some tricks
ain't for kids.
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Oh, Lord have mercy!
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That boy is blessed!
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Merlin!
- What do you want, Robin?
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- What's going on?
- I have a situation.
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I literally have a situation.
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Y'all stop!
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Oh my God!
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That's a freak show, man.
Not a magic show.
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It's a clown.
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I told you, I am not a clown!
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Really? You need
to tell your face!
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Very funny, little girl.
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But I can assure you all,
I am not a clown.
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I'm a magician. Now watch.
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You see this ball here?
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Alright, so I'm gonna put it
in this hand.
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Where'd it go?
Where did the ball go?
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Yeah, yeah, thank you!
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It's in the other hand, dummy!
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Now, shut up and
make a balloon animal.
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A orangutan basically
snuck me.
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Do you guys know about
me and orangutan?
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No? Baby, you ever talk
about me and orangutan?
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Turn her on.
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Haha, stupid clown.
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Stupid?
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Why would you...
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So, when he get me
in the chokehold,
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I can't breathe.
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I basically took
the orangutan here, right?
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Dropped down this left leg.
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Right? I drop it down.
Took that like that.
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When I dropped to here,
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I pivoted.
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Orangutan on his back.
I showed him mercy.
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Orangutan obviously
didn't want no more.
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You guys do know I'm...
What is it?
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Second degree black belt, baby?
Second degree.
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You got to be kidding me.
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Hey, man.
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Get yo ass down!
Get down off of that, man!
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What are you doing?
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- The wig is...
- I don't want to hear it.
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Tell me, who did I hire?
'Cause you must be confused.
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Did I hire Trixie the Clown
or Dixie the Clown?
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'Cause right now you got
your dick all on display.
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I'm not actually a clown.
I'm a magician.
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Okay. Let me try to find
some give a fuck.
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'Cause I don't care.
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I don't care what you are
or who you are.
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All this flipping and flopping
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and your goddamn elephant trunk acting.
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You can't do that here, man.
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If I wanted my daughter
to see that,
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I'll take her to the zoo.
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But instead she got
to look at this now.
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Now I turn around, she crying.
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Now you got my sweet daughter crying.
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She's actually not that sweet.
238
00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:49,110
- What? Boy...
239
00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:51,765
If I take off this watch,
you gonna know it's time.
240
00:09:51,765 --> 00:09:53,549
Time to whoop your ass.
Is that what you want?
241
00:09:53,549 --> 00:09:55,551
- No, I don't...
- You want it off?
242
00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:56,900
Alright, brother,
I really apologize.
243
00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:58,249
But I mean,
you know how it is.
244
00:09:58,249 --> 00:09:59,686
I mean,
it's not a big deal, right?
245
00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:02,558
We all got one. Right?
246
00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:03,820
That's your shot at me?
247
00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:05,605
Hmm?
248
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,171
That's a shot at me and
my personal situation?
249
00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:11,349
We don't all have one, brother.
Some of us got skipped.
250
00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:14,918
Me, my dad, Earl, Rob.
251
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,180
None of us have it.
252
00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:18,052
If I had one, you think
I'd be in his house?
253
00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:19,880
You think I spent this type
of money on a house
254
00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,664
for my goddamn wife?
A Tesla?
255
00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:24,014
If I had a dick that big,
you think I'd have to do this?
256
00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:25,712
I'm obviously overcompensating.
257
00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:27,365
So this little thing that
you're talking about,
258
00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:28,323
that you bragging about,
259
00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:30,325
it's something that you have.
260
00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:32,936
With that being said,
you're done. You're done.
261
00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:35,112
Get your ass up out of here.
- I really need this gig.
262
00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:37,941
I said get up out of here!
Now! It's coming off.
263
00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:40,640
Get your dick dragging ass
up out of here.
264
00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:42,859
Honey, if you don't pick
your eyes up,
265
00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,600
I'll put them down.
God damn!
266
00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:46,297
I'm done with this.
267
00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:47,559
Time to hang up
my bag of tricks.
268
00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,866
What? You can't quit.
269
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:52,260
I thought you were gonna
take the act to Vegas.
270
00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:54,697
Does it look like
I'm ready for Vegas?
271
00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,090
Look at me, man.
272
00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:59,136
God, it's just time
to give up on the dream.
273
00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:02,313
Bubbles, FX, do you mind?
Like I'm serious. Okay?
274
00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:04,576
Ever since I was a kid, there's
only one thing in this world
275
00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:05,969
I love more than magic.
276
00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:08,580
And her plane is landing
right now.
277
00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:13,716
So I'm gonna go clean up
278
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,370
and I'm gonna tell her
how I feel.
279
00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,720
Alright. Alright.
280
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,984
Ladies and gentlemen, sounds
like we got true love here.
281
00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:23,334
Alright. Alright.
282
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:26,773
Let's get Trixie
to go see his girl!
283
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:31,429
Go on. Pick all this stuff up.
Close the door. Let's go.
284
00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:33,562
So Merlin was ready
to give up one passion
285
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:35,433
to chase after another one.
286
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,174
And after not seeing Robin
in years,
287
00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:39,611
he finally planned
to speak his truth.
288
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,309
Funny thing about plans.
289
00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:43,354
They don't always go
as planned.
290
00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:46,183
Just like I never planned
on being pregnant at 23,
291
00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:48,098
but I'm allergic
to condoms, y'all.
292
00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:50,710
Okay. I'm gonna get out.
I'm gonna change.
293
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,102
Okay. Alright. Alright.
294
00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:53,364
I'll be right back.
295
00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:54,844
I just gotta get something
out of the car.
296
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:57,281
- Robin?
- Merlin?
297
00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:58,326
Is that you?
298
00:11:58,326 --> 00:12:00,023
Do you still believe
in magic?
299
00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,069
Oh my God!
300
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,984
Oh my God! I was trying
to surprise you,
301
00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:05,420
but you beat me here!
302
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:06,769
I was going to change but, yo,
303
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:07,988
I got something big to tell you.
304
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:10,773
Well, I have
a big surprise too.
305
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,427
What's up, babe? Oh.
306
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:13,384
Oh.
307
00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:14,864
Who's this clown?
308
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,258
Don't let the clown makeup
fool you.
309
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:19,173
I'm a serious magician.
Not a clown.
310
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:21,305
You having trouble
over there, Trix?
311
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:25,527
Um...
312
00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:27,877
I don't know them.
- Oh. Yeah.
313
00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,618
Anyways, I'm a Merlin.
314
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,272
Grew up with Robin.
315
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:33,230
She'd been my girl
since back in the day.
316
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,929
Oh, well, I'm Blaze.
317
00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:37,800
And while you were
at circus school,
318
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:42,326
Robin got a new boyfriend.
So she's kind of my girl now.
319
00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:43,980
Surprise!
320
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,025
Hold still.
321
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,640
Can I get everybody's
attention?
322
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,382
Thank you everyone so much
for coming out to see me
323
00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:55,687
and meet Blaze.
324
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:59,430
Though some of you know him
already from his viral videos.
325
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:02,564
"You just got blazed!"
326
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,436
And now I can finally
share the secret
327
00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:07,482
of why I've come back to LA.
328
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:10,050
I'm a mentor dancer
on Hollywood and Grind.
329
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,532
We're so excited. It's a black
Dancing with the Stars.
330
00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:16,926
And Blaze is my celebrity
dance partner.
331
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,234
Please, everybody
go vote for us.
332
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,933
Hi, Verna. How are you?
- Excuse me?
333
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,108
- Miss Owen.
- Thank you.
334
00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:26,675
Hope you're doing great.
335
00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:29,852
You still smell like Now and
Laters and ProStyle, huh?
336
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,202
Hey, girl!
337
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,726
- Hey!
- Wow, he looks amazing.
338
00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:37,555
See, I told you
everyone would love him.
339
00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:39,035
You really hit the jackpot.
340
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:43,083
First with the great job
and then the hot boyfriend.
341
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,607
Yeah, all 'cause my friend
took me to her audition.
342
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,174
- Yeah.
- I still can't believe this.
343
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,958
Yeah, you and me both. Yeah.
344
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,831
Remind me why I did that again?
It was crazy.
345
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,006
You know I'm just
playing with you.
346
00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:57,967
Anyway, he's really
fine and funny.
347
00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,534
And making bank.
348
00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:00,883
Who wouldn't love that?
349
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,232
Well...
350
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:04,495
I can think of one person.
351
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:07,150
That old Humpty Dumpty
over there?
352
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:10,545
Okay, forget the nerdy neighbor
and go dance with your star.
353
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:13,113
Okay, because if you don't,
I will.
354
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,377
Okay. I'm gonna go talk
to Merlin.
355
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:17,508
Yeah. Okay.
356
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:20,250
Hey, everybody. Y'all okay?
357
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,165
Hey!
- Hey!
358
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,907
Oh my God,
what a wonderful surprise!
359
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:27,649
Sorry, I didn't tell you
about the show, Merlin.
360
00:14:27,649 --> 00:14:29,781
But they wanted me
to keep it a secret.
361
00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,653
You know, spending all
that time with Blaze,
362
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,437
rehearsing and dancing closely,
363
00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:36,484
sometimes stuff
just sort of happens.
364
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:39,095
Yeah, I just don't get
what you see in him.
365
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,141
All his jokes are put downs
and insults.
366
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,794
I've seen his videos.
367
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,535
- That's just an act.
- Really?
368
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:46,407
Well, he's not that good
an actor.
369
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:48,191
Wow.
370
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:51,891
Alright. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean that, okay?
371
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:55,198
And I never even told you that
I was proud of you for the show.
372
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:56,765
That's so amazing. Like...
373
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,941
I couldn't imagine dancing
in front of all those folks.
374
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,247
You never know.
375
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:02,640
Yo, look who it is!
376
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,815
It's the magic man.
377
00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:04,947
It's magic. He's goofy.
378
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,036
Hey. Doesn't he look goofy?
379
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:09,038
I bet you when you take the
rabbit out your hat,
380
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,257
the rabbit's like,
"Put me back in!"
381
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,780
- Stop. Blaze.
- I'm just clowning.
382
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,521
Nah, I'm gonna stop.
I'm not gonna clown you anymore
383
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:15,218
because you already clowned yourself.
384
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:16,611
Guys, look at this picture.
- Stop!
385
00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,482
- Do you see it?
- Stop.
386
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:19,919
Blaze. Blaze. Stop.
387
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,050
Okay.
388
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,965
Merlin is so much
more than that.
389
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,967
What was that big news you were
gonna tell me out front?
390
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,577
Yeah, yeah, drop that scoop, Brodini.
391
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,188
I'm going to Vegas
for a magic gig.
392
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,538
- Las Vegas?
393
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:32,061
Merlin, that's terrific!
394
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:34,194
Oh my God,
this is so unbelievable!
395
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,065
So much to celebrate.
- Yeah.
396
00:15:36,065 --> 00:15:38,111
- Who wants to see us dance?
- Yeah, let's dance.
397
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,590
Come on, let's make
some space, everybody.
398
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,114
You're gonna want to see this.
399
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,421
Now, I knew
my boy was lying.
400
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:47,816
But I also knew that every lie
hides a little truth.
401
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,603
Why are they cheering?
Is it over?
402
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,431
No. It's only just beginning.
403
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:55,911
What are you doing?
404
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,000
Oh my God.
405
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,393
I just want to keep dancing, baby.
406
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:03,919
So with your family watching,
all your friends watching
407
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:05,181
and these cameras watching,
408
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:06,661
I want to know;
409
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:07,662
will you marry me?
410
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,577
- What?
- Yeah?
411
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,276
Okay. Okay, yes!
412
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,584
And I knew the truth
was if he lost Robin,
413
00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:20,414
he'd have to find a way
to get the magic back.
414
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:23,286
The Amazing Merlin!
415
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:25,375
And presto!
416
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:28,770
Is it too late for me and Robin?
417
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,047
I figured you'd be here.
418
00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:47,267
Back where it all started.
419
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:50,139
My baby's first performance.
420
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:52,446
I'll never forget it.
421
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,752
That day didn't end well
for me.
422
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:56,624
No.
423
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:58,930
You got a chance to do it over.
424
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,063
You know, mom, it's fine.
425
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:04,284
Okay, don't worry about me.
It's cool.
426
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:08,027
Boy, I'm worried about me.
427
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,680
When you moving out?
428
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,334
You 24 years old.
429
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:14,729
I am tired of sneaking men in
late at night.
430
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:17,210
The last one I had there
was so loud,
431
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:19,386
when I let him come
in my back door,
432
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:20,909
I was scared he was gonna
wake you up.
433
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,432
We ain't got no back door.
434
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:23,390
Hmm!
435
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,917
Anyways, it's time
for you to move on.
436
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,572
Okay? Follow your dreams.
437
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:33,487
Okay, no, I get that.
But if I leave,
438
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:34,879
Robin will forget all about me.
439
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:37,273
And I've always imagined us
being together.
440
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:38,970
Boy, I always thought
me and your daddy
441
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,060
would end up being together.
But ta-da!
442
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,018
That didn't happen.
443
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:44,933
Look.
444
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:49,068
I opened up my Expedia app
445
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,635
and I got you something
you needed.
446
00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:55,683
Wait, seriously?
That's...
447
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:57,511
Mom, thanks, but it's
a one-way ticket though.
448
00:17:57,511 --> 00:17:59,687
Exactly.
'Cause there's only one way
449
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:01,210
you're going to do this, Merlin.
450
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,385
Your way.
451
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:03,995
So he made his flight
452
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:06,128
and I made his room
into a rec room.
453
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:08,130
'Cause Lord knows
I had a few men
454
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,305
I've been waiting to wreck.
455
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:13,831
Meanwhile, I told Merlin to go
find Rita at the Hotel Moxie.
456
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,355
Hey, are you sure
this is Hotel Moxie?
457
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:16,791
This place is supposed
to be history.
458
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:19,141
It is. Ancient history.
459
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,370
Rita is my homegirl
460
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,372
from back when I used
to work in Vegas
461
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:33,721
inside The Cookie Club.
462
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,679
The hottest spot on the strip.
463
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:38,943
Sadly, it has seen better days
and so had Rita.
464
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:43,339
Only way I leave here is
with a fat check or a pine box.
465
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:44,819
You can tell those vultures
466
00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:47,648
they can kiss
Rita's big white juicy ass.
467
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:59,312
For my glaucoma.
468
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,010
Welcome to the Vagrant Inn,
Las Vegas.
469
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:03,185
How many nights you need?
470
00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:05,579
You know,
I'm actually not sure
471
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:06,710
how long I'll be here.
472
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,886
Well, that makes
two of us, honey.
473
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:11,628
Well, I'm Jason Owens,
474
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,717
but everybody
just calls me Merlin.
475
00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:16,894
I'm Verna's son.
476
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:18,635
I guess she used
to work for you years ago.
477
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,463
I'll be damned!
478
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:24,119
She was one terrific lady
and a great waitress.
479
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,990
She stood by me through
some tough times
480
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:26,904
after my daddy passed.
481
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:30,995
If you are Verna's child,
482
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:32,867
I got a room for you
483
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,608
and it overlooks the pool.
484
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:36,784
It ain't much to look at now,
485
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:38,568
but once upon a time,
it sure was something.
486
00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:40,048
This was my daddy's pride
and joy
487
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:41,963
and I ran it
for a good 28 years.
488
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:45,053
Billionaire owners are trying
to just take Rita's ass
489
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:46,402
for less to nothing.
490
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,187
Motherfucker bloodsuckers.
491
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,754
But we do have happy hour
every day at six
492
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,452
in the Cookie Club out back.
493
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:57,935
It's not called
the Hotel Moxie anymore.
494
00:19:57,935 --> 00:20:00,808
It's called The Vagina?
495
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,375
Wait, that's...
496
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,767
That sounds cozy.
497
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,856
Is it moist in there?
498
00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:07,249
Okay, Mama, don't.
499
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:08,816
Are the people there nice,
500
00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:10,426
or is it mostly dicks?
501
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:11,906
You tell me.
502
00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:13,429
Does it smell funny in there?
503
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:14,909
Mom! Really?
504
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,824
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, baby.
505
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:18,217
That was a little too much.
506
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,522
Yeah, whatever. I mean,
507
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:20,697
I got some auditions tomorrow,
508
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:22,264
which is kind of cool,
509
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:25,267
but I don't know.
I feel like I'm wasting my time.
510
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,704
Boy, you been wanting this
since you was in diapers,
511
00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:30,098
watching Merlin the Magician cartoons.
512
00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:32,318
Now I know you was
full of shit then.
513
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:35,408
You have to ask yourself;
are you full of shit now?
514
00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:36,539
You right.
515
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:39,150
It's now or never.
516
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:42,328
Now, never call me with
this bullshit again.
517
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:45,548
You ready for round two?
- Uhn-uhn! Uhn-uhn!
518
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:47,507
Oh, no, you ready
for round two.
519
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:50,771
Stop crying! Stop crying!
Shut up.
520
00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:55,689
This is my first audition.
I'm really excited.
521
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,824
Just get right into it then.
522
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,833
So Merlin took
his first step
523
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:12,967
to becoming a real
Las Vegas magician.
524
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:15,491
Unfortunately,
his first audition
525
00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:17,319
kind of was like
the first time I had sex.
526
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,538
Y'all know what I mean.
527
00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:21,454
Awkward, messy,
a little painful.
528
00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:24,892
And for some reason,
there was glitter in my ass.
529
00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:26,589
But I digress.
530
00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:32,856
And just like bad sex,
531
00:21:32,856 --> 00:21:36,164
the only way to get good at it
is to keep trying
532
00:21:36,164 --> 00:21:38,297
and trying and trying.
533
00:21:38,993 --> 00:21:42,344
And Merlin, well,
he wasn't ready to give up yet.
534
00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:51,571
No, no! Shit!
535
00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:54,008
Jesus.
536
00:22:01,624 --> 00:22:03,452
Oh...
537
00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:05,062
It's for my arthritis.
538
00:22:05,062 --> 00:22:06,890
- Don't you mean glaucoma?
539
00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:08,239
What, are you my doctor now?
540
00:22:08,239 --> 00:22:09,502
No, but...
541
00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:11,242
You're a little early
for happy hour.
542
00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:13,375
Yeah, well, I just bombed
my audition,
543
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:16,247
so it's gonna take a lot longer
than an hour to get me happy.
544
00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:17,771
Yeah, well, you ain't
the only one unhappy.
545
00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:19,468
Look at this.
It's my busiest night
546
00:22:19,468 --> 00:22:21,644
and this damn karaoke machine
broke down.
547
00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:23,429
Can I get you anything?
548
00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:26,867
Yeah. Uh, what's the hardest
stuff you got?
549
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:28,738
My private stash.
550
00:22:28,738 --> 00:22:31,393
I get it from the local Paiutes.
It's straight firewater.
551
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:34,048
- Okay.
- You ain't ready for that.
552
00:22:34,048 --> 00:22:36,355
But we do have some
Crown Royal apple.
553
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,399
How about that?
554
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:39,270
- Crown Royal apple.
- Oh, yeah.
555
00:22:39,270 --> 00:22:41,490
Miss Rita, I am kind
of tight for money.
556
00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:43,666
So you know,
I got a deck of cards,
557
00:22:43,666 --> 00:22:45,799
so how about you draw for it?
558
00:22:45,799 --> 00:22:47,888
But if you win, I owe you.
559
00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:50,412
But if I win, you owe me.
560
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,936
So pick a card, Miss Rita.
561
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:56,418
- This is so dumb.
- Hmm!
562
00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:57,985
That's a good card.
I know it is.
563
00:22:57,985 --> 00:23:00,204
I know it is a good card.
Oh, I can't look at it.
564
00:23:00,204 --> 00:23:02,076
I can't look at it.
- No, you cannot look it.
565
00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:04,034
Go ahead. Put that thing back
in the deck. Anywhere.
566
00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:05,427
That is beautiful, Miss Rita.
567
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:07,908
That's so good, Miss Rita.
568
00:23:07,908 --> 00:23:09,344
That's so lovely.
569
00:23:09,344 --> 00:23:11,346
Okay.
- Testing. Testing.
570
00:23:11,346 --> 00:23:12,869
Was this your card?
571
00:23:12,869 --> 00:23:15,394
This had to be your card, right?
- No, it's not my card.
572
00:23:16,743 --> 00:23:18,440
All right, um...
573
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,920
Was that your card?
This had to have been.
574
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,139
No. I don't have time
for this.
575
00:23:22,139 --> 00:23:24,185
I have a whole group
of single ladies coming in.
576
00:23:24,185 --> 00:23:25,534
It's their busiest night
in town.
577
00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:28,624
And with no karaoke to keep
them eating my wings
578
00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:30,452
and drinking my liquor...
- Yeah.
579
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:32,149
...what am I gonna do
for entertainment?
580
00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:34,456
Will you stop playing?
I need to make some dough, kid.
581
00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:36,763
Have any ideas? What?
582
00:23:36,763 --> 00:23:38,460
Jesus, what is that?
583
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:41,202
That's your card, right?
That's your card, right?
584
00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:44,640
Wow.
585
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,642
These ladies ain't
the magic show type.
586
00:23:46,642 --> 00:23:48,992
But if you keep the bar flowing,
I'll pay you 50 bucks.
587
00:23:48,992 --> 00:23:51,473
Cool. This is a nice place
you got here.
588
00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:54,694
Nice place?
The Cookie Club was famous.
589
00:23:54,694 --> 00:23:57,653
We used to pack the house.
Believe it. Once upon a time,
590
00:23:57,653 --> 00:24:00,221
we had the finest male
dancing troupe in town.
591
00:24:00,221 --> 00:24:01,527
The Chocolate Chips.
592
00:24:01,527 --> 00:24:04,225
Look, Mr. Face, Mr. Body,
593
00:24:04,225 --> 00:24:06,749
Mr. Slim Sexy, Dr. X.
594
00:24:06,749 --> 00:24:09,360
And the one and only Mr. Big.
595
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,884
It was a goddamn goldmine.
596
00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:12,581
So what happened?
Why'd it stop?
597
00:24:12,581 --> 00:24:16,324
Egos. Too much success.
They argued all the time.
598
00:24:16,324 --> 00:24:17,717
And then they just split up.
599
00:24:17,717 --> 00:24:19,414
They talked about
going back together,
600
00:24:19,414 --> 00:24:21,329
but Mr. Big suffered
a big depression
601
00:24:21,329 --> 00:24:24,593
and crashed his car,
almost lost his leg.
602
00:24:24,593 --> 00:24:27,161
The Cookie Club was over
just like that.
603
00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:30,773
We lost our biggest draw.
And when I say big I mean big.
604
00:24:30,773 --> 00:24:32,601
Now why don't you just go
get ready?
605
00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:34,516
You got a tough crowd
waiting for you.
606
00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:36,344
Miss Rita, you talking
about the lonely bunch
607
00:24:36,344 --> 00:24:38,259
of happy hour ladies?
608
00:24:38,259 --> 00:24:39,521
They do not scare me.
609
00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:42,481
Bet you didn't expect flowers!
610
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,700
Now my baby
was fearless for sure,
611
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:46,833
but sometimes, fear is good.
612
00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:49,618
There are things
you should be afraid of.
613
00:24:49,618 --> 00:24:51,446
Give him a chance.
614
00:24:51,446 --> 00:24:54,144
This guy sucks!
We want karaoke!
615
00:24:54,884 --> 00:24:56,451
- You want karaoke?
- Yeah.
616
00:24:56,451 --> 00:24:58,497
You want karaoke? Well, have
y'all heard of that one song
617
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,237
about the guy who liked
chicken wings with two thumbs
618
00:25:00,237 --> 00:25:02,936
because you know who wrote that?
- No.
619
00:25:02,936 --> 00:25:05,286
Who wrote it? It was me!
I wrote it 'cause it's me.
620
00:25:06,766 --> 00:25:09,464
Like doing magic
for some thirsty hoes
621
00:25:09,464 --> 00:25:12,380
who'd rather be getting drunk
or getting laid.
622
00:25:12,380 --> 00:25:14,382
You real feisty. Now you been
giving me problems all night.
623
00:25:14,382 --> 00:25:16,123
What you sipping on?
'Cause I'm trying to get loose.
624
00:25:16,123 --> 00:25:18,038
Oh, I'm drinking
on that firewater, baby.
625
00:25:18,038 --> 00:25:20,170
- Oh, that firewater?
- Yeah.
626
00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:21,563
Firewater? She's sipping
on that firewater.
627
00:25:21,563 --> 00:25:23,434
Y'all want to see some
entertainment, right?
628
00:25:23,434 --> 00:25:25,480
Give me some firewater.
Jesus Christ
629
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,830
Y'all want to see some
entertainment? Y'all want it?
630
00:25:27,830 --> 00:25:29,310
We're gonna get some
entertainment in the house!
631
00:25:29,310 --> 00:25:31,486
We're gonna get some
entertainment! Okay?
632
00:25:31,486 --> 00:25:33,053
This is a disaster.
633
00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:34,533
Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm!
634
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:38,145
Or like trying
his fire-breathing trick
635
00:25:38,145 --> 00:25:40,582
for the first time
in front of the Cookie Club's
636
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:42,584
biggest star of all time.
637
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:46,370
Luther "Mr. Big" Ellis.
- Goddamn.
638
00:25:46,370 --> 00:25:47,676
Oh, my god!
639
00:25:47,676 --> 00:25:49,199
Oh, my god, no!
640
00:25:50,636 --> 00:25:52,289
I don't know how to...
641
00:25:53,334 --> 00:25:55,075
It's on my shirt too!
642
00:25:55,989 --> 00:25:58,557
It's on my leg! It's on my leg!
643
00:25:58,861 --> 00:26:01,429
Oh, wait! Wait! Yes!
644
00:26:04,258 --> 00:26:06,565
- Um...
- Shake that magic rod, yes!
645
00:26:09,002 --> 00:26:10,569
That's my kind of trick!
646
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:11,918
Oh!
647
00:26:12,745 --> 00:26:14,094
Good Lord.
648
00:26:14,094 --> 00:26:17,010
Luther, are you seeing
what I'm seeing?
649
00:26:17,837 --> 00:26:19,012
We back in business.
650
00:26:20,927 --> 00:26:22,406
Man!
651
00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,500
Hello?
Hey, Merlin.
652
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,328
Robin. Oh, hey, Robin!
653
00:26:31,328 --> 00:26:32,852
You left without saying
goodbye the other day.
654
00:26:32,852 --> 00:26:33,722
Is everything okay with you?
655
00:26:33,722 --> 00:26:35,768
Yeah, yeah, it's amazing.
656
00:26:35,768 --> 00:26:37,378
It's great. It's great.
657
00:26:37,378 --> 00:26:39,598
In fact, I just had
my first Vegas gig
658
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:42,122
and I got a standing ovation.
659
00:26:42,122 --> 00:26:44,037
Wow! Sounds like it
was a hot show!
660
00:26:44,037 --> 00:26:48,694
Yep, it was fire, but not
as surprising as the party was.
661
00:26:48,694 --> 00:26:53,481
Yeah, I had no idea
he was going to propose.
662
00:26:54,047 --> 00:26:55,918
Yeah, um...
663
00:26:55,918 --> 00:26:58,791
I guess you and Blaze
will be dancing together
664
00:26:58,791 --> 00:26:59,966
for a long time.
665
00:27:01,707 --> 00:27:02,969
Yeah.
666
00:27:07,190 --> 00:27:10,367
Merlin, there's someone
out here I want you to meet.
667
00:27:10,367 --> 00:27:11,760
I actually got to go.
668
00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:13,980
Me too.
669
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:18,637
Bye.
670
00:27:23,424 --> 00:27:25,165
Wait, so you want me
to be a stripper?
671
00:27:25,165 --> 00:27:28,168
A stripper? No, a Chip.
672
00:27:28,168 --> 00:27:29,996
But I can't dance.
I'm a magician.
673
00:27:29,996 --> 00:27:32,694
Can't, can't, can't.
Ain't no can't in Vegas.
674
00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:35,566
Boy, Vegas, you got to be
whatever you got to be
to survive.
675
00:27:35,566 --> 00:27:37,786
Them women gave you more tips
than you ever made
676
00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:39,614
doing all of
that magic bullshit.
677
00:27:39,614 --> 00:27:43,009
That's right. And after
you jiggled your jewels tonight,
678
00:27:43,009 --> 00:27:46,186
those horny bitches ran out
my highest bar tab in weeks.
679
00:27:46,186 --> 00:27:48,710
You see? Everybody wins.
680
00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:51,060
Rita gets to pay her bills
681
00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:54,150
and you get more cash
for your stash.
682
00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:58,807
Okay, so you want me
to go out there alone
683
00:27:58,807 --> 00:28:02,028
and shake my ass for money
every night?
684
00:28:02,028 --> 00:28:03,769
Of course not.
685
00:28:03,769 --> 00:28:05,248
You've got Sundays off.
686
00:28:07,990 --> 00:28:09,949
Boy, you ain't gonna be alone.
687
00:28:09,949 --> 00:28:11,646
So, what, you gonna hire
more dancers?
688
00:28:11,646 --> 00:28:13,866
Fuck no, we ain't got
no money for that.
689
00:28:13,866 --> 00:28:17,391
No, you and The Chips.
690
00:28:17,391 --> 00:28:20,655
The Chips? You haven't talked
to The Chips in years.
691
00:28:21,525 --> 00:28:22,744
How are you going to find them?
692
00:28:24,137 --> 00:28:26,313
So my son left LA
looking for magic,
693
00:28:26,313 --> 00:28:29,011
but now the one and only
Mr. Big
694
00:28:29,011 --> 00:28:31,274
was about to teach him
some new tricks.
695
00:28:31,274 --> 00:28:32,493
God dang, man,
696
00:28:32,493 --> 00:28:34,103
I just hope you got AC
up in this place.
697
00:28:34,103 --> 00:28:35,757
I'm sweating my balls off
out here in this heat.
698
00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:38,455
Ain't no hotter than
you lighting your ass on fire.
699
00:28:38,455 --> 00:28:40,153
You're lucky
you still got balls.
700
00:28:40,153 --> 00:28:41,241
- Yeah.
701
00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:44,157
How a young kid like you
get into magic anyway?
702
00:28:44,157 --> 00:28:46,289
My mom let me try a bunch
of different things
703
00:28:46,289 --> 00:28:48,161
and magic was just
the best path for me.
704
00:28:49,684 --> 00:28:51,991
Well, every path has a detour.
Thank God.
705
00:28:51,991 --> 00:28:54,167
Yeah, no kidding.
706
00:28:54,167 --> 00:28:56,647
I mean, I'm already lying
to Robin about my magic working.
707
00:28:56,647 --> 00:28:59,041
Now I gotta fool her about me
being a stripper too.
708
00:28:59,041 --> 00:29:00,173
Who is that, Robin?
709
00:29:00,173 --> 00:29:01,261
Robin, who is that,
your girlfriend?
710
00:29:01,261 --> 00:29:05,091
No, she's...
she's a girl, and...
711
00:29:05,091 --> 00:29:08,094
Okay, well, she's a girl
and she's like a friend.
712
00:29:08,094 --> 00:29:10,618
She would be my girlfriend too,
713
00:29:10,618 --> 00:29:12,751
but she's got this
stupid fiancé so I'm...
714
00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:15,275
- Oh, she got a fiancé?
- Yeah.
715
00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:17,799
- Your girl got a fiancé?
- Hm-hmm.
716
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:19,845
Well, it seems to me the only
person that you're fooling
717
00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:20,759
is yourself.
718
00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:23,892
- Whatever, man.
719
00:29:23,892 --> 00:29:26,068
Glad you got a big ding-ding, boy.
720
00:29:30,986 --> 00:29:31,987
All right.
721
00:29:33,902 --> 00:29:34,816
Yeah.
722
00:29:35,643 --> 00:29:38,341
Des. Look at that body.
Still in shape!
723
00:29:41,562 --> 00:29:44,521
Baby, I need...
No, two more 255 on seven!
724
00:29:44,521 --> 00:29:48,787
Oh, so, I guess the shape
you meant was round.
725
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,049
Des?
726
00:29:52,312 --> 00:29:55,968
Luther Ellis? Oh, man!
727
00:29:55,968 --> 00:29:58,013
It's been like 20 years, baby!
728
00:29:58,013 --> 00:29:59,972
You still look good,
look at you!
729
00:29:59,972 --> 00:30:01,364
You sure as hell don't!
730
00:30:01,364 --> 00:30:02,888
Oh, I gained a little weight.
731
00:30:02,888 --> 00:30:04,628
I mean, look, just a smidge.
732
00:30:04,628 --> 00:30:06,500
- Des!
- What, baby?
733
00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:08,154
This is good living, baby.
734
00:30:08,154 --> 00:30:09,808
And the shirt's too small.
735
00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:11,287
Who's your compadre right here?
736
00:30:11,287 --> 00:30:13,724
- I'm Merlin.
- Did you say breakfast?
737
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,291
Who said pancakes?
738
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,467
Well, shit, let's go.
Let me wash up.
739
00:30:17,467 --> 00:30:18,860
Shit, you're looking good, baby!
740
00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:22,646
Grits, you a grits guy.
I know you like grits.
741
00:30:23,038 --> 00:30:25,475
So, you thinking about putting
the band back together, huh?
742
00:30:25,475 --> 00:30:28,000
Do you think he'd be here
if he wasn't?
743
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,784
Who the fuck is you?
744
00:30:30,741 --> 00:30:32,439
And are you eating
this right here?
745
00:30:33,092 --> 00:30:34,223
Nah.
746
00:30:34,223 --> 00:30:35,311
What about your leg?
747
00:30:35,311 --> 00:30:37,400
My dancing days
is over, buddy.
748
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,446
But I got a ringer.
749
00:30:39,446 --> 00:30:41,883
So, Luther done found himself
a new Mr. Big, huh?
750
00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:43,798
Yeah, yeah, I guess.
751
00:30:43,798 --> 00:30:46,409
Oh, the boy's talented.
So talented.
752
00:30:46,409 --> 00:30:49,543
Well, we had fun back then, man.
753
00:30:49,543 --> 00:30:50,892
Didn't we?
754
00:30:50,892 --> 00:30:52,894
I don't think that group
would work out now.
755
00:30:52,894 --> 00:30:55,201
It ain't the group
that needs to work out, Des.
756
00:30:55,201 --> 00:30:57,159
Listen, I'm still
the same body
757
00:30:57,159 --> 00:30:58,857
underneath all of this, baby.
758
00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:01,076
Well, stop acting like
you don't miss it.
759
00:31:01,076 --> 00:31:03,557
I mean, the women, the cheers.
760
00:31:04,166 --> 00:31:06,168
The tips! The tips?
761
00:31:06,168 --> 00:31:10,216
I do. But look, business
is booming, baby.
762
00:31:10,216 --> 00:31:12,087
Did you know that Pahrump,
763
00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:14,176
the place you in right now, Pahrump,
764
00:31:14,176 --> 00:31:17,484
is the number one city
to kill yourself?
765
00:31:17,484 --> 00:31:18,702
Get me out of here, man.
766
00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:21,140
I'm so God damned bored.
767
00:31:22,097 --> 00:31:23,664
I got you.
768
00:31:23,664 --> 00:31:25,884
Where's the party?
Where's the party?
769
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,842
Where's the party at, uh!
770
00:31:27,842 --> 00:31:29,757
That's right!
771
00:31:29,757 --> 00:31:31,541
- I'm in.
- All right. Good.
772
00:31:31,541 --> 00:31:33,413
You know where to find
the rest of the guys?
773
00:31:33,413 --> 00:31:35,545
Hell no, especially
that crotch-stuffing,
774
00:31:35,545 --> 00:31:37,156
no-talking Dr. X.
775
00:31:37,156 --> 00:31:39,593
And you know I don't talk
to Slim!
776
00:31:39,593 --> 00:31:41,029
After he took my girl.
777
00:31:41,638 --> 00:31:42,944
Get over it, baby!
778
00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:44,424
Well, I might have
Face's number.
779
00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:45,686
He came here last year
wanting me
780
00:31:45,686 --> 00:31:47,644
to customize his car
for his girls.
781
00:31:47,644 --> 00:31:51,474
My man Tyriq, huh?
Still pampering the ladies?
782
00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:53,824
He's pampering, all right.
783
00:31:53,824 --> 00:31:55,087
Quadruplets?
784
00:31:56,392 --> 00:31:57,741
Brother!
785
00:31:57,741 --> 00:31:59,743
A lot has changed since
the last time I saw you
786
00:31:59,743 --> 00:32:02,877
with four girls in one bed,
but this right here?
787
00:32:02,877 --> 00:32:05,445
I never pictured you
settling down.
788
00:32:05,445 --> 00:32:07,664
- Does it look like I settled?
- No!
789
00:32:07,664 --> 00:32:09,318
He got you there, Luther.
790
00:32:09,318 --> 00:32:11,277
I mean, yo,
your home is beautiful.
791
00:32:11,277 --> 00:32:13,627
- It's not mine, it's my lady's.
792
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,152
When the Chips closed, I applied
for every type of job.
793
00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:18,327
I got nothing.
794
00:32:18,327 --> 00:32:19,720
So, I went back to stripping.
795
00:32:20,416 --> 00:32:22,941
I actually did a party here
for this rich chick.
796
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,899
Next thing I know,
spent the night,
797
00:32:24,899 --> 00:32:27,641
she said I could spend
another day, a week,
798
00:32:27,641 --> 00:32:29,773
a month, a year.
799
00:32:29,773 --> 00:32:31,775
Then she just woke up
one morning and she said,
800
00:32:31,775 --> 00:32:34,691
"You can stay here as long
as you want if we have a baby."
801
00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:37,694
And we started using
fertility drugs
802
00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:40,610
and, as you can see, it worked!
- No shit!
803
00:32:41,916 --> 00:32:43,918
So, you finally
got them to sleep?
804
00:32:46,181 --> 00:32:49,576
Oh, that's a nice pic of you
and your girls, man.
805
00:32:49,576 --> 00:32:51,056
Check you out, flexing the guns!
806
00:32:51,056 --> 00:32:52,971
Those are not mine,
those are my lady's.
807
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,886
She's a top ranked
mixed martial arts fighter.
808
00:32:55,886 --> 00:32:57,149
While she's out there
kicking ass,
809
00:32:57,149 --> 00:32:59,281
I'm stuck up in here wiping ass.
810
00:32:59,281 --> 00:33:02,458
Damn, Face,
your girl is jacked!
811
00:33:02,458 --> 00:33:04,330
Two-time champ,
812
00:33:04,330 --> 00:33:06,593
and she'd put me
in a four-legged oomoplata
813
00:33:06,593 --> 00:33:09,248
if she knew I was two-timing her
with the Chips.
814
00:33:09,248 --> 00:33:11,772
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You ain't cheating, now.
815
00:33:11,772 --> 00:33:12,642
You dancing.
816
00:33:14,035 --> 00:33:16,690
And it looks like she spends
a lot of time out of town, right?
817
00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:18,126
True.
818
00:33:18,126 --> 00:33:20,172
Well, how she going to know?
819
00:33:20,868 --> 00:33:23,436
You think you guys could hook
me up with some daycare
or something?
820
00:33:23,436 --> 00:33:26,178
- Brother!
- Oh, baby, come on!
821
00:33:28,136 --> 00:33:30,399
- Don't wake up the babies.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
822
00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:31,226
I'm sorry.
823
00:33:31,226 --> 00:33:32,662
Look, do you got any idea
824
00:33:32,662 --> 00:33:34,664
how the hell we could find
the rest of the guys?
825
00:33:34,664 --> 00:33:36,231
Dr. X is a mystery to me.
826
00:33:36,231 --> 00:33:38,190
I don't know what happened
to his flat ass.
827
00:33:38,190 --> 00:33:40,148
But I do know how
you can get to Slim.
828
00:33:40,148 --> 00:33:42,498
And he's a long way from hell.
829
00:33:49,418 --> 00:33:53,640
I see today we got
a lot of empty pews
830
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:57,078
in this church of God.
831
00:33:57,078 --> 00:33:59,211
Oh, you've got
to be shitting me.
832
00:33:59,211 --> 00:34:03,084
Because people spent the night
partying in the club.
833
00:34:03,084 --> 00:34:05,521
I see a few people
missing right now!
834
00:34:05,521 --> 00:34:08,524
Where is Joseph?
Where is Corinne?
835
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,049
I don't see Bernadette.
836
00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:14,313
Where's Jimmy? Jimmy!
837
00:34:16,358 --> 00:34:19,666
But couldn't find it
in their will or in their soul
838
00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:21,363
or in their presence
839
00:34:21,363 --> 00:34:24,627
to get up and make their way
to church
840
00:34:24,627 --> 00:34:26,716
to praise the Lord.
841
00:34:26,716 --> 00:34:29,067
Man, I thought you said
he was the sexy one.
842
00:34:29,850 --> 00:34:32,026
That ain't the Slim
I used to know.
843
00:34:32,853 --> 00:34:34,507
Church ain't popping!
844
00:34:34,507 --> 00:34:37,336
You mean to tell me
the Lord ain't popping?
845
00:34:37,814 --> 00:34:39,773
You think church can't turn up?
846
00:34:39,773 --> 00:34:43,342
Well, they say the Lord
will help you find the way...
847
00:34:44,473 --> 00:34:46,171
...but you got to meet
the Lord halfway.
848
00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:49,957
Can I get an amen?
- Amen!
849
00:34:51,437 --> 00:34:53,395
What's happening
in them clubs?
850
00:34:53,395 --> 00:34:55,354
You know what they doing
in the club?
851
00:34:55,354 --> 00:34:57,095
Bumping and grinding
all over each other!
852
00:34:57,095 --> 00:35:00,010
They're in that club last night.
Oh!
853
00:35:00,010 --> 00:35:02,665
They're shaking, they bumping
854
00:35:02,665 --> 00:35:04,537
and they grinding
all over each other.
855
00:35:04,537 --> 00:35:07,714
Hey, what's going on in here?
This ain't for us!
856
00:35:07,714 --> 00:35:10,108
They teabagging!
They teabagging!
857
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:13,502
You don't get no tea.
The Lord ain't in them!
858
00:35:13,502 --> 00:35:15,765
Boom, bang, boom,
pow, boom, pow!
859
00:35:15,765 --> 00:35:17,550
Do the washing machine!
860
00:35:17,550 --> 00:35:19,160
Damn, he's still got it!
861
00:35:24,209 --> 00:35:26,428
Bumping and grinding,
bumping and grinding,
862
00:35:26,428 --> 00:35:28,126
bumping and grinding
all over each other!
863
00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:32,260
So, you fools are really
thinking about
864
00:35:32,260 --> 00:35:34,175
putting the Chips back together?
865
00:35:34,175 --> 00:35:35,829
Oh!
- Here you go, dear.
866
00:35:36,699 --> 00:35:38,048
Thank you, sweetie.
867
00:35:39,049 --> 00:35:41,400
It's so nice to see you all.
868
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,402
Have a blessed day.
869
00:35:43,402 --> 00:35:44,794
Thank you, sweetie.
870
00:35:48,189 --> 00:35:50,365
Are you out of
your God damn mind?
871
00:35:50,365 --> 00:35:51,801
Excuse me, Lord.
872
00:35:51,801 --> 00:35:54,195
But that's got to be
the stupidest motherfucking idea
873
00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:55,370
I ever heard in my life!
874
00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:58,634
Oh, it's stupid, is it?
It's stupid?
875
00:35:58,634 --> 00:36:01,768
Man, I just saw you do
half your old dance moves.
876
00:36:01,768 --> 00:36:04,727
You had these church ladies
about to make it rain, baby.
877
00:36:04,727 --> 00:36:06,338
I'm just using my calling
878
00:36:06,338 --> 00:36:08,427
to excite these ladies
about the gospel.
879
00:36:08,427 --> 00:36:10,385
That is all.
880
00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:12,996
And also release some
pent-up tension I got going on.
881
00:36:12,996 --> 00:36:14,346
Yeah, no offense, Pastor,
882
00:36:14,346 --> 00:36:16,043
but if you get them
any more excited,
883
00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:17,784
your church is going
to need a champagne room.
884
00:36:18,350 --> 00:36:20,700
Well, if it's sexual tension
you mean,
885
00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:22,223
then maybe I need
to talk to your wife.
886
00:36:22,223 --> 00:36:23,616
Hey, don't you go near
my wife!
887
00:36:23,616 --> 00:36:24,878
Don't you go near my wife.
888
00:36:24,878 --> 00:36:26,184
I done told you about
that before.
889
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:29,056
I done told you!
Leave my wife alone.
890
00:36:31,537 --> 00:36:33,974
I need some sugar.
891
00:36:38,979 --> 00:36:40,546
There's some sugar.
892
00:36:40,546 --> 00:36:42,069
Desmond?
893
00:36:42,069 --> 00:36:43,113
Eve!
894
00:36:43,113 --> 00:36:46,204
- Oh my goodness!
- Oh, wow!
895
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,683
- Um...
- Whoa!
896
00:36:47,683 --> 00:36:48,858
You look...
897
00:36:48,858 --> 00:36:50,599
I grew a beard.
898
00:36:50,599 --> 00:36:52,906
It's a little different for me.
899
00:36:52,906 --> 00:36:54,777
But you look lovely as ever.
900
00:36:55,648 --> 00:36:58,172
Oh, thank you.
901
00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:01,610
So, how are you?
- Amazing.
902
00:37:01,610 --> 00:37:06,136
I have a little auto body place
out in Pahrump, you know.
903
00:37:06,136 --> 00:37:07,529
Still single, though.
904
00:37:07,964 --> 00:37:10,663
Still haven't found anybody
to treat me as well as you did.
905
00:37:12,273 --> 00:37:14,449
That's very sweet.
906
00:37:14,449 --> 00:37:17,539
Listen, Desmond,
I need to apologize to you.
907
00:37:17,539 --> 00:37:21,021
- Oh, no, no, no.
- No. Please.
908
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:25,808
For years, I was very judgmental
of your work.
909
00:37:25,808 --> 00:37:28,637
And now, in hindsight,
910
00:37:28,637 --> 00:37:30,596
I see how women may enjoy it.
911
00:37:32,859 --> 00:37:36,645
Listen, no need to apologize.
As long as you're happy.
912
00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:42,564
- Amos and I are very happy.
- Hmm!
913
00:37:42,564 --> 00:37:46,046
We are blessed and he always
treats me with the utmost...
914
00:37:46,046 --> 00:37:47,526
Respect!
915
00:37:47,526 --> 00:37:49,267
I would never do anything
inappropriate to my wife.
916
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,312
He'd never do anything
inappropriate to me.
917
00:37:51,312 --> 00:37:55,142
But after 25 years,
things can feel a little too...
918
00:37:55,142 --> 00:37:58,363
Tame! My wife's an angel.
I'm a lucky man to have her.
919
00:37:58,363 --> 00:38:02,192
But sometimes you just want
to get wild!
920
00:38:02,192 --> 00:38:06,109
...so mild. In private,
he's the perfect gentleman.
921
00:38:06,109 --> 00:38:09,330
Too gentle! I just want
to go crazy!
922
00:38:09,330 --> 00:38:10,766
You know me!
923
00:38:10,766 --> 00:38:13,769
I'll tell you what's crazy is...
924
00:38:13,769 --> 00:38:15,858
Slim Sexy is now a preacher.
925
00:38:15,858 --> 00:38:18,339
I can't even look at you.
926
00:38:18,339 --> 00:38:21,734
I'll tell you what you can't
look at is your feet, big man.
927
00:38:21,734 --> 00:38:23,866
What about you,
Reverend Gyrate?
928
00:38:23,866 --> 00:38:26,304
I don't know if you born again
or porn again.
929
00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:27,827
- Oh!
- Huh?
930
00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:31,570
I don't care what you say.
I'm satisfied with who I am.
931
00:38:31,570 --> 00:38:33,528
Are you, big man?
932
00:38:33,528 --> 00:38:36,052
The question is; is your wife?
933
00:38:36,052 --> 00:38:38,316
- Oh Lord.
- Hold this.
934
00:38:38,881 --> 00:38:41,884
Hey, come on. I done told you
about my wife.
935
00:38:47,281 --> 00:38:48,587
Yo, are you going
to do something?
936
00:38:48,587 --> 00:38:50,328
I brought him here
to work this shit out.
937
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,895
- Well, it ain't working! Yo!
- Keep on calling!
938
00:38:52,895 --> 00:38:54,375
All right, all right,
all right.
939
00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:55,855
You all in the Lord's house now.
940
00:38:55,855 --> 00:38:58,292
- Sit your ass down!
- Pushing it!
941
00:38:59,424 --> 00:39:01,121
Dignified.
You're in the church.
942
00:39:02,383 --> 00:39:04,603
Luther, I don't care
how you say it, nothing,
943
00:39:04,603 --> 00:39:06,300
I mean, nothing,
944
00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:08,302
is going to change my mind.
I'm good!
945
00:39:08,302 --> 00:39:10,086
- Oh, is that right?
- That's right.
946
00:39:10,086 --> 00:39:11,784
Hey, Rita, are you there?
947
00:39:11,784 --> 00:39:13,002
Yes, I am.
948
00:39:13,002 --> 00:39:14,613
Are you fuckers going
to help or not?
949
00:39:14,613 --> 00:39:18,094
Now, look here, The Moxie's in
trouble and it needs money ASAP.
950
00:39:18,617 --> 00:39:20,401
Now, if you ain't going
to do it for us,
951
00:39:20,401 --> 00:39:22,447
then do it for Rita.
952
00:39:22,925 --> 00:39:25,537
Oh, you remember when
she found your homeless ass
953
00:39:25,537 --> 00:39:28,148
on the bus stop
and made you a Chip.
954
00:39:28,148 --> 00:39:30,280
And Face is already in.
955
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,935
Come on, man,
what would Jesus do...
956
00:39:32,935 --> 00:39:34,197
if he was an old ass stripper?
957
00:39:35,155 --> 00:39:39,289
Look, even if I did say yes,
you're still down a Chip.
958
00:39:39,289 --> 00:39:41,291
And no one's seen that
mask-wearing mute
959
00:39:41,291 --> 00:39:42,597
Dr. X anywhere.
960
00:39:42,597 --> 00:39:44,077
Well, I saw him.
961
00:39:44,077 --> 00:39:46,732
I got lucky and found him
on a medical database.
962
00:39:47,428 --> 00:39:49,299
You mean, X became
a real doctor?
963
00:39:49,299 --> 00:39:51,693
Plastic surgeon.
I just called his office.
964
00:39:51,693 --> 00:39:55,044
He's exactly where you'd expect
to find a doctor on a Sunday.
965
00:39:55,654 --> 00:39:59,440
We do have some special gifts,
and I want to say--
966
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,963
Rita must have gave us
the wrong address,
967
00:40:00,963 --> 00:40:03,183
because the only brothers
I see here are the waiters.
968
00:40:03,183 --> 00:40:05,011
And we're going
to go ahead now
969
00:40:05,011 --> 00:40:06,229
and give our final award.
970
00:40:06,229 --> 00:40:07,840
I think you know who
I'm talking about.
971
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,582
Let's give it up
for Dr. Xander Pike.
972
00:40:20,722 --> 00:40:22,681
I know you Harvard men
really wanted this,
973
00:40:22,681 --> 00:40:24,422
just like you guys want my wife.
974
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,249
I see you looking, she's mine.
975
00:40:28,469 --> 00:40:29,731
Xander's white?
976
00:40:29,731 --> 00:40:31,298
Thus the mask.
977
00:40:31,298 --> 00:40:34,083
- And the flat ass.
- And the small dick.
978
00:40:35,345 --> 00:40:36,956
I'm sure you guys got
a lot of questions.
979
00:40:36,956 --> 00:40:38,827
Um, back in the day,
980
00:40:38,827 --> 00:40:40,394
I was trying to get through
medical school,
981
00:40:40,394 --> 00:40:42,570
and the Chippendales rejected me
because I danced too big.
982
00:40:43,745 --> 00:40:45,138
Saw the Chip auditions.
983
00:40:45,138 --> 00:40:46,966
So, I went to the tanning bed,
984
00:40:46,966 --> 00:40:49,838
shaved my head, got a mask
and, bam, Dr. X!
985
00:40:49,838 --> 00:40:52,275
And, bam, you lied
about being black.
986
00:40:52,275 --> 00:40:54,495
Did not lie, I never said
I was black. You just assumed.
987
00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:55,975
You know what they say
when you assume.
988
00:40:55,975 --> 00:40:57,890
Yeah, you make an ass
out of you
989
00:40:57,890 --> 00:40:59,761
and some dumbass
black strippers.
990
00:40:59,761 --> 00:41:02,111
Doc is out for the reunion.
991
00:41:02,111 --> 00:41:04,723
Why am I out? That was
the best time of my life.
992
00:41:04,723 --> 00:41:08,074
I loved being black.
Being white is so boring!
993
00:41:08,074 --> 00:41:12,382
Between the food, the music,
the dance and the TV shows.
994
00:41:12,382 --> 00:41:13,732
You ever tried to stay awake
995
00:41:13,732 --> 00:41:15,298
to watch an episode
of The Crown?
996
00:41:15,298 --> 00:41:16,778
You know what
it was like for me?
997
00:41:16,778 --> 00:41:18,650
I couldn't get a job anywhere
when the Chips broke up.
998
00:41:18,650 --> 00:41:21,174
Now, you, you're a doctor?
999
00:41:21,174 --> 00:41:22,784
I did get into
a top medical school.
1000
00:41:22,784 --> 00:41:25,091
I'm sure you got in
the top everything.
1001
00:41:25,091 --> 00:41:26,745
You know how easy it is
to get in
1002
00:41:26,745 --> 00:41:28,834
when your name's Alexander
and not Tyriq?
1003
00:41:28,834 --> 00:41:31,140
I didn't name you that,
blame your parents!
1004
00:41:31,140 --> 00:41:34,230
Could we at least take a vote?
I am an original Chocolate Chip.
1005
00:41:34,230 --> 00:41:37,364
No! You was just
chocolate dipped.
1006
00:41:37,364 --> 00:41:38,452
The conditions have changed.
1007
00:41:38,452 --> 00:41:40,106
Okay, you know,
you all changed!
1008
00:41:40,106 --> 00:41:42,630
All right, Face, look,
you got four kids.
1009
00:41:42,630 --> 00:41:44,458
Amos is a preacher.
- I'm a damn good preacher.
1010
00:41:44,458 --> 00:41:46,329
I know, I know. And Des, Des...
1011
00:41:46,329 --> 00:41:47,853
I gained a smidgen of weight.
1012
00:41:47,853 --> 00:41:49,376
He got a smidgen
of weight, exactly.
1013
00:41:49,376 --> 00:41:52,074
Look, look, look,
it's all or nothing, okay?
1014
00:41:52,074 --> 00:41:54,033
You got it?
Look, if you down with us,
1015
00:41:54,033 --> 00:41:56,601
meet us at the Cookie Club
at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow night.
1016
00:41:56,601 --> 00:41:58,559
I'll be there 4:45.
1017
00:42:00,866 --> 00:42:02,389
Okay, I guess I'm in.
1018
00:42:02,389 --> 00:42:04,522
Now, you said you had daycare,
so who is it?
1019
00:42:06,567 --> 00:42:08,874
Oh, come on, man,
you can't expect me
1020
00:42:08,874 --> 00:42:12,225
to leave Ella, Della, Bella,
and Stella with Rita!
1021
00:42:12,225 --> 00:42:13,879
She can't handle
all these babies!
1022
00:42:13,879 --> 00:42:15,489
Well, let me get
this straight.
1023
00:42:15,489 --> 00:42:17,012
After I washed all your mankinis
1024
00:42:17,012 --> 00:42:19,798
and then I cleaned all the crabs
out of the champagne room
1025
00:42:19,798 --> 00:42:22,061
that I could handle
all you babies,
1026
00:42:22,061 --> 00:42:24,498
but I can't handle those babies?
1027
00:42:25,934 --> 00:42:27,501
Get the fuck out of here.
1028
00:42:27,501 --> 00:42:30,025
- We got it, Luther, we got it.
- It's been a minute.
1029
00:42:30,025 --> 00:42:31,549
Everybody remember
the steps, right?
1030
00:42:32,201 --> 00:42:35,944
Here we go.
Five, six, seven, eight!
1031
00:42:41,863 --> 00:42:43,735
-
- So,
after two decades,
1032
00:42:43,735 --> 00:42:45,519
the Chocolate Chips
were finally back on stage
1033
00:42:45,519 --> 00:42:47,608
to show Merlin their routines.
1034
00:42:47,608 --> 00:42:50,829
Too bad these old motherfuckers
couldn't remember them!
1035
00:42:51,351 --> 00:42:52,613
- What you doing?
- I'm doing...
1036
00:42:52,613 --> 00:42:53,919
I can't move that fast, man!
1037
00:42:53,919 --> 00:42:56,138
Y'all, get this shit right.
1038
00:42:56,138 --> 00:42:58,184
You know how we do this.
Set this mother off.
1039
00:42:58,184 --> 00:43:01,013
Five, six, seven, eight!
1040
00:43:02,231 --> 00:43:04,364
Bring it down, bring it down.
1041
00:43:14,766 --> 00:43:16,376
Terrible!
1042
00:43:20,946 --> 00:43:22,600
- Come on, man.
- The women...
1043
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,994
- This is not a Lil Nas X video!
- Good God!
1044
00:43:25,994 --> 00:43:28,562
Man, do you think
they'll ever get it together?
1045
00:43:29,563 --> 00:43:32,435
Don't know, kid.
Could go either way.
1046
00:43:33,349 --> 00:43:35,177
Lot of issues to work through.
1047
00:43:35,177 --> 00:43:37,179
Yeah, tell me about it.
1048
00:43:37,179 --> 00:43:39,617
No wonder y'all split up
with all that drama.
1049
00:43:40,095 --> 00:43:41,923
I could see why
you're still pissed off
1050
00:43:41,923 --> 00:43:43,751
about losing all that money.
1051
00:43:43,751 --> 00:43:45,492
I could see why you're
so depressed.
1052
00:43:47,233 --> 00:43:49,191
Rita tell you that?
1053
00:43:49,191 --> 00:43:50,845
Rita don't know shit.
1054
00:43:51,324 --> 00:43:53,065
Nobody knows what
really went down.
1055
00:43:55,807 --> 00:43:56,851
All right!
1056
00:43:58,679 --> 00:43:59,724
Let's try it again.
1057
00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:04,598
Work for it! Sexy, let's go!
1058
00:44:04,598 --> 00:44:06,905
Go on. You don't want it.
You don't want success.
1059
00:44:06,905 --> 00:44:08,602
I can tell you don't want it.
1060
00:44:08,602 --> 00:44:10,343
One, to the right.
1061
00:44:12,084 --> 00:44:14,826
To the right, to the left!
1062
00:44:14,826 --> 00:44:16,697
Crush again, crush again!
1063
00:44:16,697 --> 00:44:18,612
Merlin, I expect more of you.
1064
00:44:18,612 --> 00:44:20,832
Bang-bang,
or bang-bang bang-bang?
1065
00:44:20,832 --> 00:44:22,529
The bang's up, you pop
your bangs up too high!
1066
00:44:22,529 --> 00:44:23,530
Yeah, he over-banging.
1067
00:44:23,530 --> 00:44:26,707
Push it! Push high, push high!
1068
00:44:26,707 --> 00:44:29,057
Roll with it, roll with it.
1069
00:44:29,057 --> 00:44:32,104
Suck it up.
Five, six, seven, eight!
1070
00:44:32,104 --> 00:44:35,194
Three... four... go!
1071
00:44:35,194 --> 00:44:39,372
Tea bag! Tea bag! Tea bag!
Tea bag! Tea bag! Tea bag!
1072
00:44:39,372 --> 00:44:40,939
Sexy, that's what
you're going to give me?
1073
00:44:40,939 --> 00:44:42,636
Shut up!
1074
00:44:42,636 --> 00:44:44,594
This is how you
make champions, guys!
1075
00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:01,089
How do you even eat a salad?
1076
00:45:02,090 --> 00:45:04,397
All right, all right.
1077
00:45:04,397 --> 00:45:07,487
Now they started looking
like the way it used to. Yeah!
1078
00:45:08,488 --> 00:45:10,185
Searching for music.
1079
00:45:10,185 --> 00:45:11,665
Picking out costumes.
1080
00:45:12,666 --> 00:45:13,798
And X pretending to be black.
1081
00:45:13,798 --> 00:45:15,147
It's not black, it's caramel.
1082
00:45:15,147 --> 00:45:16,975
Well, it looks
like shit to me.
1083
00:45:16,975 --> 00:45:18,541
This is bullshit, Luther.
1084
00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:20,805
Hey, hey, hey,
it's a reunion show.
1085
00:45:20,805 --> 00:45:22,937
He's supposed to look
the way he did before.
1086
00:45:22,937 --> 00:45:25,374
What's Des going to do?
1087
00:45:25,374 --> 00:45:28,116
Unless you got a time machine,
that ain't going to happen.
1088
00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:30,075
See, that's a fat joke.
1089
00:45:30,075 --> 00:45:31,990
I'm getting tired of these
God damned fat jokes!
1090
00:45:31,990 --> 00:45:34,427
Matter of fact, you know what?
Give me this piece of pie.
1091
00:45:34,427 --> 00:45:36,342
Hey, don't you touch
that pizza now!
1092
00:45:36,342 --> 00:45:37,691
- It's him!
- Yo, yo, guys!
1093
00:45:37,691 --> 00:45:38,866
I think I found
my showcase song,
1094
00:45:38,866 --> 00:45:40,955
and it's one of my mom's
favorite jams.
1095
00:45:45,351 --> 00:45:47,788
- Yo.
- Turn it off, kid.
1096
00:45:47,788 --> 00:45:49,659
All right, God damn it,
enough of this.
1097
00:45:49,659 --> 00:45:51,487
No more bitching
about X's colour
1098
00:45:51,487 --> 00:45:53,228
and no more touching the pizza.
1099
00:45:53,228 --> 00:45:55,535
And nobody plays that song!
1100
00:46:01,846 --> 00:46:03,369
You know what?
1101
00:46:04,849 --> 00:46:06,546
I'm going to work
on my wardrobe.
1102
00:46:07,808 --> 00:46:10,158
I'm going to go look
for a gym.
1103
00:46:15,424 --> 00:46:17,122
I almost smacked you with
the black hand side.
1104
00:46:17,122 --> 00:46:18,819
Don't ever play that song again!
1105
00:46:19,428 --> 00:46:23,737
That song you just played
was Mr. Big's closing song.
1106
00:46:26,392 --> 00:46:27,349
Oh, boy!
1107
00:46:27,349 --> 00:46:30,744
Help me, Lord! Help!
1108
00:46:36,489 --> 00:46:38,926
Now, Merlin had
performed for crowds before,
1109
00:46:38,926 --> 00:46:40,493
but never like this.
1110
00:46:40,493 --> 00:46:43,670
So, he was nervous about
showing his ass, literally.
1111
00:46:43,670 --> 00:46:46,673
But with Robin and magic
both out of the picture,
1112
00:46:46,673 --> 00:46:48,806
he figured he had
nothing to lose.
1113
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:51,460
And the only person
he could talk to about it
1114
00:46:51,460 --> 00:46:54,507
was a man who had
lost everything.
1115
00:46:54,507 --> 00:46:56,248
Oh, wow!
1116
00:46:57,684 --> 00:46:59,381
I know what I'm doing here late
1117
00:46:59,381 --> 00:47:00,992
trying to fix
this doggone sound system,
1118
00:47:00,992 --> 00:47:02,602
but what you doing here so late?
1119
00:47:02,602 --> 00:47:04,517
I'm still trying to figure out
my solo, okay?
1120
00:47:04,517 --> 00:47:06,954
I have no idea what it should
be. Luther, I can't do this!
1121
00:47:06,954 --> 00:47:09,652
Here you go with that can't
again. Ain't no can't in Vegas!
1122
00:47:10,479 --> 00:47:12,307
Boy, you good,
don't worry about it.
1123
00:47:12,307 --> 00:47:15,136
You just have to figure out
what your alter-ego is.
1124
00:47:15,136 --> 00:47:16,790
Yeah, your special identity!
1125
00:47:16,790 --> 00:47:20,881
Find something that's unique
to you, that makes you unique.
1126
00:47:20,881 --> 00:47:22,535
Okay, well, that's easy
for you to say!
1127
00:47:22,535 --> 00:47:24,842
It's not like you have to get
up here and dance anymore.
1128
00:47:24,842 --> 00:47:26,539
- Oh, you think I don't want to?
- No!
1129
00:47:26,539 --> 00:47:28,019
I would if I could.
1130
00:47:28,019 --> 00:47:30,543
But I can't, so that's
why they got you!
1131
00:47:30,543 --> 00:47:32,501
- All right, well, I didn't
mean nothing by that.
1132
00:47:32,501 --> 00:47:34,939
I just know you had to stop
dancing because of your leg.
1133
00:47:34,939 --> 00:47:37,680
Well, it wasn't just
my leg that got broke.
1134
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,421
But that's, you don't know
nothing about that.
1135
00:47:39,421 --> 00:47:42,772
We ain't worried about it.
Tomorrow is a big night!
1136
00:47:43,251 --> 00:47:44,513
Been a while since
the Chips danced
1137
00:47:44,513 --> 00:47:45,732
in front of a live audience,
1138
00:47:45,732 --> 00:47:48,213
so we're going to have
a little preview.
1139
00:47:59,485 --> 00:48:00,878
Back the fuck up.
1140
00:48:02,488 --> 00:48:03,619
Sorry.
1141
00:48:04,098 --> 00:48:06,318
You're a doctor! Why don't you
just create a bigger cock?
1142
00:48:06,318 --> 00:48:07,754
Well, that's why I became one.
1143
00:48:07,754 --> 00:48:09,930
Women got a lot of options
for body enhancements
1144
00:48:09,930 --> 00:48:11,453
and men, we just don't.
1145
00:48:11,453 --> 00:48:12,759
But I plan to change that.
1146
00:48:12,759 --> 00:48:15,370
- Like, dick implants?
- Close.
1147
00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:18,417
I know one woman who'd like
a little something extra.
1148
00:48:19,157 --> 00:48:20,506
I just can't give it to her.
1149
00:48:21,072 --> 00:48:23,813
How did we not know
this dude was white?
1150
00:48:24,597 --> 00:48:27,339
And as my baby looked
into the crowd,
1151
00:48:27,339 --> 00:48:29,907
he couldn't believe how much
his world had changed.
1152
00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:32,213
But what the Chips
didn't realize
1153
00:48:32,213 --> 00:48:34,781
was that the world
had changed on them, too.
1154
00:48:36,304 --> 00:48:38,176
Oh, shoot!
1155
00:48:38,176 --> 00:48:40,874
What's wrong, kid, you nervous?
- Yes, man!
1156
00:48:40,874 --> 00:48:42,093
There's so many people
out there!
1157
00:48:42,093 --> 00:48:43,616
It's a small crowd,
just work out!
1158
00:48:43,616 --> 00:48:45,618
Yeah, so if you mess up,
nobody is going to know!
1159
00:48:45,618 --> 00:48:49,187
You about to pop your cherry!
1160
00:48:49,187 --> 00:48:51,406
You old and stuff, but haven't
you all heard of the internet?
1161
00:48:51,406 --> 00:48:54,105
They record one mistake,
and it's on there forever.
1162
00:48:54,105 --> 00:48:55,454
- He's scared!
1163
00:48:56,281 --> 00:48:57,586
This is DJ St. Aubyn.
1164
00:48:57,586 --> 00:49:00,198
It's been a long time,
but guess who's back?
1165
00:49:00,198 --> 00:49:01,721
The Chocolate Chips!
1166
00:49:03,331 --> 00:49:05,290
- Let's go!
- Let's go!
1167
00:49:05,290 --> 00:49:06,465
Let's go!
1168
00:49:06,465 --> 00:49:08,336
- Let's go!
- Let's go!
1169
00:49:12,906 --> 00:49:14,429
Ladies and gentlemen,
I present to you
1170
00:49:14,429 --> 00:49:16,518
Des The Body,
Dr. X,
1171
00:49:16,518 --> 00:49:18,912
Slim Sexy, The Face,
1172
00:49:18,912 --> 00:49:21,523
and Merlin.
The Chocolate Chips!
1173
00:49:29,357 --> 00:49:30,793
We fucking froze, man!
1174
00:49:30,793 --> 00:49:32,752
Ain't nobody said it
was going to be easy.
1175
00:49:32,752 --> 00:49:34,014
All right, just shake it off!
1176
00:49:34,014 --> 00:49:35,885
We looked like fools
out there, man!
1177
00:49:35,885 --> 00:49:38,149
But that's what tonight
is for, right?
1178
00:49:38,149 --> 00:49:39,237
To work the kinks out.
1179
00:49:39,237 --> 00:49:41,326
Face, you up next, baby.
- What?
1180
00:49:41,326 --> 00:49:44,372
Man, there's somebody's babies
out there, go be they daddy.
1181
00:49:44,372 --> 00:49:47,506
- You got it, Face.
- Come on, man, come on, baby!
1182
00:49:47,506 --> 00:49:49,638
- Give them the Face!
- Bring it home, Face.
1183
00:49:50,117 --> 00:49:53,338
Ladies, welcome to the stage
your new daddy,
1184
00:49:53,338 --> 00:49:55,035
The Face.
1185
00:50:13,184 --> 00:50:16,100
Face out here trying
to be your father figure.
1186
00:50:16,839 --> 00:50:18,841
Hey, hey, wait, wait, what?
1187
00:50:18,841 --> 00:50:20,539
Is the stripper
brushing her hair?
1188
00:50:21,627 --> 00:50:24,021
That's kind of weird!
1189
00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:25,805
And kind of sexy.
1190
00:50:25,805 --> 00:50:28,025
Oh, hell. Dang it, Face,
1191
00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:30,157
I didn't literally mean
be their daddy.
1192
00:50:33,117 --> 00:50:34,466
Uh-oh.
1193
00:50:35,510 --> 00:50:37,686
Looks like someone
needs a spanking.
1194
00:51:00,361 --> 00:51:03,756
Watch out, ladies, he's about
to put you in time-out!
1195
00:51:04,365 --> 00:51:05,975
Shit!
1196
00:51:07,412 --> 00:51:09,631
And even though
my son's new path
1197
00:51:09,631 --> 00:51:12,199
was drifting away
from one of his passions,
1198
00:51:12,199 --> 00:51:14,114
Merlin never let his journey
1199
00:51:14,114 --> 00:51:16,551
take him too far away
from the other,
1200
00:51:16,551 --> 00:51:18,118
Robin.
1201
00:51:18,118 --> 00:51:19,467
Quick, turn on your TV!
1202
00:51:19,467 --> 00:51:21,469
A Different World marathon
is on right now.
1203
00:51:21,469 --> 00:51:24,081
Remember how your mom would let
us watch reruns with her
1204
00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:25,473
when we were kids?
1205
00:51:25,473 --> 00:51:27,867
You know I'm watching it
already!
1206
00:51:27,867 --> 00:51:29,303
Dwayne Wayne's about
to crash the wedding,
1207
00:51:29,303 --> 00:51:30,304
it's about to go down!
1208
00:51:30,304 --> 00:51:31,392
I know.
1209
00:51:34,700 --> 00:51:36,745
You do know he's
the bad guy, right?
1210
00:51:37,137 --> 00:51:38,747
Byron was going to be like Obama
1211
00:51:38,747 --> 00:51:40,140
and Whitley could
have been his Michelle.
1212
00:51:40,140 --> 00:51:42,142
Robin, you can't be serious
right now.
1213
00:51:42,142 --> 00:51:43,578
He's literally saving her.
1214
00:51:43,578 --> 00:51:45,406
Whitley is Dwayne's true love.
1215
00:51:45,406 --> 00:51:47,756
Yet he waits for
the last second to speak up?
1216
00:51:47,756 --> 00:51:49,932
He should have left her
with Olivia Pope's daddy
1217
00:51:49,932 --> 00:51:51,108
and sat down.
1218
00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:52,848
Yeah, all right.
1219
00:51:52,848 --> 00:51:55,112
All right, it's about
to go down.
1220
00:51:55,547 --> 00:51:58,071
Whitley, I love you,
and if you'll have me,
1221
00:51:58,071 --> 00:52:00,552
I want you to be my wife.
- What the hell are you doing?
1222
00:52:00,552 --> 00:52:01,944
Hey, I'm sorry, Byron,
I love her!
1223
00:52:01,944 --> 00:52:03,511
Die! Yes, die!
1224
00:52:03,511 --> 00:52:05,513
- Let him go, man!
- Will you have me, Dwayne,
1225
00:52:05,513 --> 00:52:07,907
as your lawfully wedded husband
from this day forth,
1226
00:52:07,907 --> 00:52:10,431
to have and to hold
in richer, for poorer?
1227
00:52:10,431 --> 00:52:12,955
Baby, please? Please?
1228
00:52:12,955 --> 00:52:14,392
I do!
1229
00:52:17,612 --> 00:52:20,137
It's iconic, Robin.
It's iconic!
1230
00:52:20,528 --> 00:52:21,747
It gets me every time.
1231
00:52:22,182 --> 00:52:25,185
See? Dwayne is the true hero.
1232
00:52:25,185 --> 00:52:27,666
Nope, still the bad guy.
1233
00:52:27,666 --> 00:52:29,058
What if somebody
wanted to stop you
1234
00:52:29,058 --> 00:52:30,234
from marrying the wrong person?
1235
00:52:30,234 --> 00:52:32,323
I'd hope he'd have
the courage to do it
1236
00:52:32,323 --> 00:52:33,933
before my damn wedding day.
1237
00:52:33,933 --> 00:52:36,718
This is real life,
not a TV show.
1238
00:52:37,197 --> 00:52:38,677
Yeah...
1239
00:52:39,982 --> 00:52:41,854
I guess it is a different world.
1240
00:52:43,812 --> 00:52:46,337
Is anybody
getting married here today?
1241
00:52:46,337 --> 00:52:47,990
Oh, hey, hey!
1242
00:52:47,990 --> 00:52:51,559
Hey, Slim Sexy.
You ready for your big night?
1243
00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:55,650
Look, man, I'm not sure.
1244
00:52:55,650 --> 00:52:59,219
Look, yesterday, those ladies
were way more handsy
1245
00:52:59,219 --> 00:53:01,569
than even in our day!
- Yes, they were.
1246
00:53:01,569 --> 00:53:02,962
They got me pacing
back and forth
1247
00:53:02,962 --> 00:53:04,572
talking to the Lord right now!
1248
00:53:04,572 --> 00:53:07,445
Look, look, I want to help Rita,
believe me.
1249
00:53:07,445 --> 00:53:10,709
But I love my wife, man.
I can't be in no room
1250
00:53:10,709 --> 00:53:14,930
playing grab ass with a room
full of horny women like that!
1251
00:53:14,930 --> 00:53:16,584
- Okay, okay!
- I'm missing my birthmark!
1252
00:53:16,584 --> 00:53:18,586
Look, put it in your solo.
1253
00:53:18,586 --> 00:53:20,414
All right, just pick a song.
1254
00:53:20,414 --> 00:53:23,069
Pick a song that tells them
what to do.
1255
00:53:23,069 --> 00:53:24,853
And, Luther, I'm sorry to
interrupt, I'm sorry Slim,
1256
00:53:24,853 --> 00:53:26,159
but I asked you about the name,
1257
00:53:26,159 --> 00:53:27,813
but you didn't tell me
if it was cool yet.
1258
00:53:27,813 --> 00:53:29,206
Like, it sounded
good in my head,
1259
00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:30,685
but I didn't know
if it was too much
1260
00:53:30,685 --> 00:53:31,991
or if it was too...
1261
00:53:33,122 --> 00:53:34,689
- Look.
- Nah.
1262
00:53:35,777 --> 00:53:36,778
Nah!
1263
00:53:38,302 --> 00:53:39,172
I'm a Chip?
1264
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,393
You a Chocolate Chip.
1265
00:53:45,309 --> 00:53:48,486
You have anything mocha-brown
and sugar-sweet?
1266
00:53:53,142 --> 00:53:56,058
Good choice.
It's the best in town.
1267
00:53:56,058 --> 00:53:57,756
Eve!
1268
00:53:57,756 --> 00:53:59,714
So, what are you doing here?
You're not in Pahrump?
1269
00:53:59,714 --> 00:54:01,716
Are you doing some body work
here in Vegas?
1270
00:54:01,716 --> 00:54:03,805
Yeah, you could say that.
1271
00:54:03,805 --> 00:54:05,546
Well, I'm happy to see you.
1272
00:54:05,546 --> 00:54:06,982
What are you doing here?
1273
00:54:06,982 --> 00:54:09,158
I always stop in here
after I drop Amos off
1274
00:54:09,158 --> 00:54:11,160
at our sister chapel
to teach Bible study.
1275
00:54:14,425 --> 00:54:16,078
Hands off, ladies,
1276
00:54:16,078 --> 00:54:18,342
Slim's about to take you
to church.
1277
00:54:19,604 --> 00:54:21,519
Hallelujah.
1278
00:54:24,609 --> 00:54:26,306
I hope I didn't give you
the wrong idea
1279
00:54:26,306 --> 00:54:28,265
the last time we spoke.
- No!
1280
00:54:28,656 --> 00:54:29,962
Amos and I are fine,
1281
00:54:29,962 --> 00:54:32,486
I just think
we've lost that spark.
1282
00:54:33,008 --> 00:54:34,706
Well, you can always
get that back.
1283
00:54:34,706 --> 00:54:36,708
You know what they say
about a spark;
1284
00:54:36,708 --> 00:54:39,624
it doesn't take much
to turn into a flame.
1285
00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:43,236
Guess that depends on
who's lighting it.
1286
00:54:46,326 --> 00:54:47,849
Do you like what you see?
1287
00:54:47,849 --> 00:54:49,982
Yes, Lord.
1288
00:54:50,461 --> 00:54:52,245
I'm talking about
the menu, silly.
1289
00:54:52,245 --> 00:54:55,335
I was talking about the same
thing you were talking about!
1290
00:54:55,335 --> 00:54:57,163
It's like we were reading
the same menu.
1291
00:54:57,163 --> 00:54:58,904
- Exactly. Pie. Menu.
- It's weird.
1292
00:54:59,687 --> 00:55:01,689
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
1293
00:55:01,689 --> 00:55:03,691
Um...
1294
00:55:04,953 --> 00:55:06,738
Um! Um!
1295
00:55:08,479 --> 00:55:11,090
Forget church, this is heaven.
1296
00:55:11,090 --> 00:55:14,311
Come on, a little cheating
ain't so bad. Little bit?
1297
00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:17,401
No, I got to watch what I eat.
1298
00:55:21,579 --> 00:55:24,973
Look at that big old handsome
block of chocolate.
1299
00:55:28,237 --> 00:55:30,588
Whipped cream,
rainbow sprinkles,
1300
00:55:30,588 --> 00:55:32,285
maraschino cherries!
1301
00:55:32,285 --> 00:55:35,462
We're going to change your name
from Big Des to Big Diabetes!
1302
00:55:39,336 --> 00:55:43,340
Yo, we're going to need some
more money to cover that body.
1303
00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:49,694
Hey, baby.
1304
00:55:49,694 --> 00:55:51,783
Ladies.
1305
00:55:51,783 --> 00:55:53,524
You all ladies looking good.
1306
00:55:53,524 --> 00:55:55,656
You all looking real good
out there.
1307
00:55:55,656 --> 00:55:59,094
I'm Mr. Big,
and it has been 25 years
1308
00:55:59,094 --> 00:56:00,226
since we've been on this stage.
1309
00:56:00,226 --> 00:56:03,098
And I want to say,
it is so good,
1310
00:56:03,098 --> 00:56:05,753
it is so good...
1311
00:56:07,929 --> 00:56:09,322
...to be back on the strip!
1312
00:56:12,020 --> 00:56:14,240
All right, well,
without further ado, ladies,
1313
00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:16,503
I'm going to give you
what you all been waiting for,
1314
00:56:16,503 --> 00:56:19,506
Mr. Black Magic!
1315
00:56:36,610 --> 00:56:40,222
And abracadabra!
Just like that, my Merlin...
1316
00:56:40,222 --> 00:56:42,007
I mean, Black Magic,
1317
00:56:42,007 --> 00:56:43,922
made all his fears disappear
1318
00:56:43,922 --> 00:56:47,578
and kept his fans coming back
for more. For real!
1319
00:56:47,578 --> 00:56:50,232
Them crazy ladies went lining
up every night
1320
00:56:50,232 --> 00:56:53,410
hoping to get a look at what
my baby had up his sleeve.
1321
00:57:02,810 --> 00:57:04,899
Shake your booty!
1322
00:57:07,293 --> 00:57:08,860
Oh, that's right,
the Chips are back
1323
00:57:08,860 --> 00:57:10,122
and they've never been bigger.
1324
00:57:27,008 --> 00:57:30,316
Hold on just a second.
Yeah, credit card, hold on.
1325
00:57:37,105 --> 00:57:38,542
All right, there you go.
1326
00:57:51,946 --> 00:57:54,079
But I don't want
any threesomes in the bathroom.
1327
00:57:54,079 --> 00:57:55,297
The last time you did this,
1328
00:57:55,297 --> 00:57:57,299
we needed a spackle knife
to take it off.
1329
00:58:00,041 --> 00:58:01,042
Hey, Merlin!
1330
00:58:01,042 --> 00:58:02,391
Hey, Robin, what's up?
1331
00:58:02,391 --> 00:58:03,741
I have something to tell you,
1332
00:58:03,741 --> 00:58:06,178
but it sounds super loud there.
1333
00:58:06,178 --> 00:58:08,528
Oh, yeah, yeah, well,
I'm about to do a show.
1334
00:58:08,528 --> 00:58:10,399
Wow, they sure do love magic!
1335
00:58:10,399 --> 00:58:12,532
Magic is really big out here.
1336
00:58:12,532 --> 00:58:14,142
Show us your dick!
1337
00:58:14,926 --> 00:58:16,101
Wait, what was that?
1338
00:58:16,101 --> 00:58:18,538
They said,
"Show us your tricks!"
1339
00:58:18,538 --> 00:58:19,931
I'm a magician.
1340
00:58:19,931 --> 00:58:21,585
They're actually
calling me now, Robin,
1341
00:58:21,585 --> 00:58:23,108
so I'm sorry!
We can talk later.
1342
00:58:23,108 --> 00:58:23,935
Wait, wait, Merlin...
1343
00:58:23,935 --> 00:58:25,502
Okay. Bye, bye.
1344
00:58:25,850 --> 00:58:26,807
Bye.
1345
00:58:31,246 --> 00:58:34,641
I knew this shit would work.
I knew it would work! I knew it.
1346
00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:41,256
What's that new move called?
1347
00:58:41,256 --> 00:58:42,954
I call it the Apple Pie.
1348
00:58:42,954 --> 00:58:44,695
I like that. Yeah.
1349
00:58:48,437 --> 00:58:50,091
That's a nice ride.
1350
00:58:50,091 --> 00:58:52,703
You working that white man
privilege stereotype.
1351
00:58:52,703 --> 00:58:54,835
Stereotype?
Look who's talking, dude.
1352
00:58:54,835 --> 00:58:56,489
You've got four kids
and a baby momma.
1353
00:58:56,489 --> 00:58:57,838
Says the man
that wears blackface.
1354
00:58:57,838 --> 00:58:59,057
Never painted my face.
1355
00:58:59,057 --> 00:59:00,319
Says the man
that wears black ass!
1356
00:59:00,319 --> 00:59:01,712
I only do it for the show,
1357
00:59:01,712 --> 00:59:03,365
it's not like I walk around town
like that.
1358
00:59:03,365 --> 00:59:05,106
Dude, there's nothing
you could say
1359
00:59:05,106 --> 00:59:06,325
to convince me
that I'm privileged!
1360
00:59:06,325 --> 00:59:08,066
Agreed. There's nothing else
to say.
1361
00:59:08,066 --> 00:59:10,503
You ever heard of a place
called Duke's Diner?
1362
00:59:11,852 --> 00:59:13,898
I got some of Eve's receipts.
1363
00:59:13,898 --> 00:59:15,508
And I call over there,
and they says
1364
00:59:15,508 --> 00:59:19,077
she's been having coffee
every week with her husband,
1365
00:59:19,077 --> 00:59:20,774
but I've never been there
before!
1366
00:59:20,774 --> 00:59:22,471
Maybe he's a friend.
1367
00:59:22,471 --> 00:59:25,300
If there's a male friend
who has the audacity
1368
00:59:25,300 --> 00:59:28,565
to take his ass over there
and sit with my wife
1369
00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:30,436
and have coffee every damn week,
1370
00:59:30,436 --> 00:59:32,786
he deserves an ass whooping!
1371
00:59:33,482 --> 00:59:35,093
Come on, you're overreacting.
1372
00:59:35,093 --> 00:59:36,747
Eve wouldn't do you like that, man,
1373
00:59:36,747 --> 00:59:38,357
she's not that kind of woman!
1374
00:59:39,358 --> 00:59:40,489
I don't know, man.
1375
00:59:41,839 --> 00:59:43,710
The romance has cooled.
1376
00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:46,191
And it's crazy,
because I'm out here
1377
00:59:46,191 --> 00:59:47,932
shaking my ass for strangers,
1378
00:59:47,932 --> 00:59:50,761
but I can't do it
with my own damn wife!
1379
00:59:50,761 --> 00:59:52,632
I feel like a damn hypocrite!
1380
00:59:52,632 --> 00:59:54,591
I may need to practice
what I preach.
1381
00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:57,681
Maybe you should preach
what you practice.
1382
00:59:57,681 --> 00:59:59,421
If you like shaking ass in
front of women,
1383
00:59:59,421 --> 01:00:01,075
maybe you should do it
in front of your wife.
1384
01:00:02,076 --> 01:00:04,383
If you don't,
somebody else will.
1385
01:00:05,427 --> 01:00:06,907
And they ain't going to want
no coffee.
1386
01:00:08,126 --> 01:00:09,257
That's for damn sure.
1387
01:00:09,867 --> 01:00:11,608
They're going
to want that pussy.
1388
01:00:15,350 --> 01:00:17,875
So, as the Chips
blew up again,
1389
01:00:17,875 --> 01:00:19,224
word started to spread
1390
01:00:19,224 --> 01:00:21,748
and Rita got calls
for some big money gigs.
1391
01:00:21,748 --> 01:00:23,228
It's going to be worth it.
1392
01:00:24,490 --> 01:00:28,755
So, Rita dug up some
old ass superhero costumes
1393
01:00:28,755 --> 01:00:31,671
and booked Merlin and the guys
for a bachelorette party.
1394
01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:39,810
All right, everyone!
1395
01:00:43,117 --> 01:00:46,730
And while my baby was
up there bumping and grinding,
1396
01:00:46,730 --> 01:00:48,601
they brought in
the bachelorette.
1397
01:00:48,601 --> 01:00:49,950
Night Man!
1398
01:00:49,950 --> 01:00:52,910
And y'all never going
to guess who it was.
1399
01:00:52,910 --> 01:00:55,303
Aw, shit, y'all already know!
1400
01:00:55,913 --> 01:00:58,698
Robin? Robin, oh sh...
1401
01:00:58,698 --> 01:01:00,657
Oh my! Oh, it's so big!
1402
01:01:01,614 --> 01:01:03,355
I'm sorry, sir.
1403
01:01:03,355 --> 01:01:06,053
It's fine,
it's fine, it's fine.
1404
01:01:06,053 --> 01:01:08,316
Look, I'm sorry
to alarm you, ma'am.
1405
01:01:08,316 --> 01:01:11,058
Hey, wait one second,
Night Man.
1406
01:01:11,885 --> 01:01:16,498
Come on, Gia! All I asked
for was spa time, massage,
1407
01:01:16,498 --> 01:01:19,110
and to hang with my girls.
I mean, what is this?
1408
01:01:19,110 --> 01:01:20,677
But we did all that, sweetie!
1409
01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:22,504
Now it's time to hang
with the guys.
1410
01:01:22,504 --> 01:01:24,115
When I mean hang, it's like...
1411
01:01:24,855 --> 01:01:26,421
Okay, music, thank you!
1412
01:01:31,731 --> 01:01:33,690
- Hi.
- Hi.
1413
01:01:42,002 --> 01:01:44,265
Wait, where do I put this?
1414
01:01:46,137 --> 01:01:48,792
Oh... Um...
1415
01:01:51,272 --> 01:01:53,448
It's not like that...
1416
01:02:01,587 --> 01:02:03,850
Oh my God, I'm so random!
1417
01:02:03,850 --> 01:02:05,896
Wait, what the hell?
Gia, what are you doing?
1418
01:02:05,896 --> 01:02:07,375
You need to take these off!
1419
01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:09,334
No, you two need
to get a room.
1420
01:02:09,334 --> 01:02:11,379
You guys are
a regular dynamic duo.
1421
01:02:11,379 --> 01:02:12,772
Okay? All right,
1422
01:02:12,772 --> 01:02:14,905
I'm going to lock you in a room
until you get laid
1423
01:02:14,905 --> 01:02:17,429
or we run out of stripper tips,
whoever comes first.
1424
01:02:17,429 --> 01:02:18,604
Um, great.
1425
01:02:25,916 --> 01:02:27,656
I'm sorry about all that.
1426
01:02:27,656 --> 01:02:29,484
So, you have no keys, huh,
do you?
1427
01:02:30,442 --> 01:02:33,488
I guess it's time for plan B.
1428
01:02:33,488 --> 01:02:36,622
Oh, uh-uh! Sorry, we are not
having sex, no.
1429
01:02:36,622 --> 01:02:40,017
No, no, no, no.
I just meant for the cuffs.
1430
01:02:40,017 --> 01:02:41,540
For the handcuffs.
1431
01:02:41,540 --> 01:02:44,586
Do you happen to have
a bobby pin or...
1432
01:02:44,586 --> 01:02:48,025
Oh, no. But I know where
we can find one.
1433
01:02:49,417 --> 01:02:52,246
I just thought you should know
Robin just left
1434
01:02:52,246 --> 01:02:54,988
with one of
these stripper brothas.
1435
01:02:54,988 --> 01:03:00,254
Damn, I can't believe
she would do me like that!
1436
01:03:00,254 --> 01:03:01,952
Yeah, Rob's my girl,
1437
01:03:01,952 --> 01:03:04,998
but I would hate to see a good,
fine man like you get played.
1438
01:03:05,694 --> 01:03:07,174
Good looking, I'm on it.
1439
01:03:07,174 --> 01:03:08,480
Of course, B, any time!
1440
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:10,438
You know I am here
for you for whatever...
1441
01:03:10,438 --> 01:03:11,831
I'm on it, thank you,
good looking.
1442
01:03:11,831 --> 01:03:13,790
Literally what...
1443
01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:14,660
Blaze?
1444
01:03:15,530 --> 01:03:17,489
I think we're in
this room right over here.
1445
01:03:18,359 --> 01:03:20,666
- I'm Night Man!
- Right here.
1446
01:03:22,973 --> 01:03:24,931
Oh, nice place.
1447
01:03:25,932 --> 01:03:27,586
- As soon as Gia said
1448
01:03:27,586 --> 01:03:28,892
she was giving me
a bachelorette party,
1449
01:03:28,892 --> 01:03:30,328
I booked this room.
1450
01:03:30,328 --> 01:03:32,069
I'm not into that kind
of thing. No offense!
1451
01:03:32,460 --> 01:03:34,158
I just don't think
it's appropriate
1452
01:03:34,158 --> 01:03:35,376
if you already found
the right guy.
1453
01:03:35,376 --> 01:03:37,726
I see. Um...
1454
01:03:37,726 --> 01:03:39,641
But are you sure
he's the right guy?
1455
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:42,470
Huh... Yeah!
1456
01:03:42,470 --> 01:03:44,081
I mean, he's handsome.
1457
01:03:44,995 --> 01:03:46,910
His career is on fire.
1458
01:03:46,910 --> 01:03:50,391
And everyone says I'd be crazy
not to marry him anyway.
1459
01:03:50,391 --> 01:03:52,393
So, yeah.
1460
01:03:53,655 --> 01:03:56,397
But are you in love...
1461
01:03:59,009 --> 01:04:00,314
...with him?
1462
01:04:01,968 --> 01:04:05,276
What? Damn it!
I can't do this.
1463
01:04:05,276 --> 01:04:07,234
Why don't you just
call it off?
1464
01:04:08,192 --> 01:04:09,367
Um...
1465
01:04:10,194 --> 01:04:14,111
No, the handcuffs.
I can't open them.
1466
01:04:14,111 --> 01:04:15,590
The handcuffs.
1467
01:04:17,462 --> 01:04:18,855
Silly Night Man!
1468
01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:21,074
911? There's an emergency.
1469
01:04:21,074 --> 01:04:24,730
There's a young innocent woman
being taken advantage of
1470
01:04:24,730 --> 01:04:26,340
by some strippers
in a hotel room.
1471
01:04:26,340 --> 01:04:28,952
Did I mention that
they're all...
1472
01:04:28,952 --> 01:04:29,996
Black?
1473
01:04:29,996 --> 01:04:31,650
Yeah.
1474
01:04:31,650 --> 01:04:34,087
I'll take one of these.
Hold tight, hold tight.
1475
01:04:36,176 --> 01:04:38,744
It's not my first time in cuffs.
1476
01:04:38,744 --> 01:04:40,441
Right.
1477
01:04:40,441 --> 01:04:42,182
Guess that's part of your job.
1478
01:04:42,182 --> 01:04:44,054
Nice work. Thank you.
1479
01:04:50,974 --> 01:04:53,063
I want them to think
they got their money's worth.
1480
01:04:53,063 --> 01:04:54,891
Can you stay a while
before you go?
1481
01:04:57,850 --> 01:04:59,896
- Sure, sure.
- Thanks.
1482
01:05:01,071 --> 01:05:03,464
- I can give you a hand.
- Yeah, I think I need that.
1483
01:05:03,464 --> 01:05:04,465
Yeah, okay.
1484
01:05:12,386 --> 01:05:14,040
You think Merlin's
all right, man?
1485
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:15,607
Oh, he's good, man.
1486
01:05:15,607 --> 01:05:18,044
He's probably somewhere butt
naked with the bride-to-be!
1487
01:05:18,044 --> 01:05:19,872
- He did leave his cape.
- I got it!
1488
01:05:20,917 --> 01:05:22,179
Why are they searching
the cars?
1489
01:05:22,179 --> 01:05:23,354
What?
1490
01:05:23,354 --> 01:05:24,616
Why are they checking
inside the cars?
1491
01:05:24,616 --> 01:05:25,747
Can't be for us, right?
1492
01:05:25,747 --> 01:05:27,488
We the only brothers out here.
1493
01:05:27,488 --> 01:05:30,535
- Dr. X, you better drive.
- Why, it's your car?
1494
01:05:30,535 --> 01:05:31,362
You're white.
1495
01:05:32,754 --> 01:05:34,365
We all know the routine.
1496
01:05:34,365 --> 01:05:36,802
We all get in the back
and we all hide.
1497
01:05:36,802 --> 01:05:38,369
Yeah, but what
are we hiding for?
1498
01:05:38,369 --> 01:05:39,761
We didn't do anything wrong.
1499
01:05:39,761 --> 01:05:42,242
Come on, guys, I'm not scared
of the police.
1500
01:05:42,242 --> 01:05:44,679
That's 'cause they're
not looking for you, Exy.
1501
01:05:44,679 --> 01:05:46,290
Right.
1502
01:05:47,204 --> 01:05:49,815
Help us out, X.
Drive the car.
1503
01:05:49,815 --> 01:05:52,209
- I'm just saying.
- Son of a bitch!
1504
01:05:52,209 --> 01:05:54,124
- What?
- It's you!
1505
01:05:54,124 --> 01:05:56,996
You're the one who's been
going out with my wife!
1506
01:05:58,128 --> 01:05:59,303
It's you!
1507
01:05:59,303 --> 01:06:00,478
You dropped my fucking cigarette.
1508
01:06:00,478 --> 01:06:02,306
No, you backstabbing bastard!
1509
01:06:02,306 --> 01:06:05,396
- She likes pie!
- Guys, guys, chill out!
1510
01:06:05,396 --> 01:06:07,615
It's him! He needs
to chill out!
1511
01:06:07,615 --> 01:06:09,922
Tell that snake ass right there
to chill out!
1512
01:06:09,922 --> 01:06:11,097
Somebody going down.
1513
01:06:11,097 --> 01:06:12,925
According to your wife,
it ain't you!
1514
01:06:12,925 --> 01:06:14,144
That's all I'm saying.
1515
01:06:14,144 --> 01:06:15,232
What did you say?
1516
01:06:15,232 --> 01:06:17,060
I said, "According
to your wife..."
1517
01:06:19,018 --> 01:06:21,020
God! Jesus Christ, Amos!
1518
01:06:23,066 --> 01:06:26,112
I'm going to snatch your beard
off your fucking face!
1519
01:06:32,118 --> 01:06:33,641
Hello, Officer,
what's the problem?
1520
01:06:34,033 --> 01:06:36,383
Oh, just looking for some
thug male dancers.
1521
01:06:36,383 --> 01:06:37,776
You are free to go.
1522
01:06:38,342 --> 01:06:41,258
Um, hold on, why did you
call them thugs?
1523
01:06:41,258 --> 01:06:42,999
Because they fit
the description.
1524
01:06:43,956 --> 01:06:45,218
Really?
1525
01:06:45,218 --> 01:06:48,700
Just some ghetto stripper motherfuckers.
1526
01:06:48,700 --> 01:06:51,311
I'll have you know, Officer,
1527
01:06:51,311 --> 01:06:54,836
I am one of those
ghetto strippers...
1528
01:06:54,836 --> 01:06:56,099
motherfucker!
1529
01:06:56,099 --> 01:06:58,710
Keystone cop, shit,
you got me fucked...
1530
01:06:58,710 --> 01:07:00,581
Sorry, I'm sorry!
1531
01:07:00,581 --> 01:07:02,496
My name is Dr. Alexander Pike,
I work at Memorial Health.
1532
01:07:02,496 --> 01:07:03,758
I'm sorry, I'm insured!
1533
01:07:03,758 --> 01:07:05,673
I give to the Policeman's Ball
every year!
1534
01:07:06,065 --> 01:07:08,111
I guess you feel
pretty black now.
1535
01:07:08,111 --> 01:07:10,983
- Hey, man, I never understood
1536
01:07:10,983 --> 01:07:12,767
all this shit you guys
go through every day
1537
01:07:12,767 --> 01:07:14,682
that I don't have
to worry about.
1538
01:07:14,682 --> 01:07:16,902
I'm really sorry.
- Don't be.
1539
01:07:16,902 --> 01:07:18,773
You know what, it's just like
you said the first time;
1540
01:07:18,773 --> 01:07:20,297
we didn't do anything wrong.
1541
01:07:20,297 --> 01:07:21,385
It's just how it is.
1542
01:07:21,385 --> 01:07:22,951
You know what?
1543
01:07:22,951 --> 01:07:24,605
I got an idea
to get us out of here.
1544
01:07:25,911 --> 01:07:27,956
All right, do your thing,
Baby Jesus.
1545
01:07:27,956 --> 01:07:30,307
Wait, wait, whoa, whoa,
where are you going?
1546
01:07:30,307 --> 01:07:31,873
- We're good!
- What are you doing?
1547
01:07:31,873 --> 01:07:34,050
Officer, excuse me,
can I speak to you for a minute?
1548
01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:35,964
Slim, pray, pray for us, Slim.
1549
01:07:35,964 --> 01:07:37,488
We going to jail.
1550
01:07:37,488 --> 01:07:39,925
I got a thong on,
we going to jail.
1551
01:07:39,925 --> 01:07:41,927
- We going to jail, bro.
- I got a thong...
1552
01:07:41,927 --> 01:07:44,234
- Hey, you four are free to go.
- What?
1553
01:07:45,235 --> 01:07:47,019
What did you show him
in your phone?
1554
01:07:47,019 --> 01:07:48,499
I showed him a picture
of Bambi,
1555
01:07:48,499 --> 01:07:51,763
and then I offered him
a free boob job for his wife.
1556
01:07:51,763 --> 01:07:55,027
I got to do it for free,
but now we're free!
1557
01:07:55,027 --> 01:07:56,159
So...
1558
01:07:56,159 --> 01:07:57,334
All right, well, hey!
1559
01:07:57,334 --> 01:07:59,771
Oh God, oh God!
1560
01:08:00,163 --> 01:08:01,903
He's talking to you.
1561
01:08:01,903 --> 01:08:04,950
I am privileged! Oh God!
1562
01:08:04,950 --> 01:08:06,647
Well, you got the privilege
of driving now.
1563
01:08:06,647 --> 01:08:08,649
- Yeah.
- Least I could do.
1564
01:08:17,658 --> 01:08:18,833
Next thing you know,
1565
01:08:18,833 --> 01:08:20,574
my son woke up
in a strange bed,
1566
01:08:20,574 --> 01:08:22,141
unsure where he was,
1567
01:08:22,141 --> 01:08:25,144
wearing a mask
and some torn leopard panties.
1568
01:08:25,144 --> 01:08:27,146
But we all been there,
am I right?
1569
01:08:27,146 --> 01:08:29,148
Oh, just me?
1570
01:08:37,156 --> 01:08:39,463
I'm Night Man. Night Man.
1571
01:08:40,986 --> 01:08:43,031
I can't go out there like this.
1572
01:08:46,992 --> 01:08:48,689
A stripper
in a superhero outfit?
1573
01:08:48,689 --> 01:08:50,169
I can't believe
you just let them run off.
1574
01:08:50,169 --> 01:08:51,692
I didn't know she
had another room!
1575
01:08:51,692 --> 01:08:53,216
And what's up with security?
1576
01:08:53,216 --> 01:08:55,305
When I called, they treated it
like it was some big joke.
1577
01:08:55,305 --> 01:08:57,176
Okay, well, you do have
a prank show, B.
1578
01:08:59,744 --> 01:09:01,354
Hold on!
1579
01:09:02,181 --> 01:09:04,401
Well, look who has
their own room.
1580
01:09:04,401 --> 01:09:07,273
So what? I just needed
to be alone. I mean...
1581
01:09:07,273 --> 01:09:09,362
And... are you?
1582
01:09:09,884 --> 01:09:11,843
Alone?
- What?
1583
01:09:11,843 --> 01:09:14,150
Of course I'm alone, I swear!
1584
01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:15,716
Why would you ever
think otherwise?
1585
01:09:15,716 --> 01:09:17,327
Good morning, guys,
welcome to Vegas!
1586
01:09:17,327 --> 01:09:18,371
What?
1587
01:09:18,371 --> 01:09:19,503
Yo...
1588
01:09:19,503 --> 01:09:20,982
Why is the clown in your room?
1589
01:09:20,982 --> 01:09:21,983
Magician!
1590
01:09:21,983 --> 01:09:23,637
Why are you in my room?
1591
01:09:23,637 --> 01:09:25,509
Well, momma said that
you were out here,
1592
01:09:25,509 --> 01:09:28,686
so I asked the maid to let me in
to surprise you!
1593
01:09:28,686 --> 01:09:31,863
Okay, then what's up with
the outfit, Mervin?
1594
01:09:31,863 --> 01:09:33,081
It's Merlin.
1595
01:09:33,952 --> 01:09:36,476
And a charity magic show
at the hospital.
1596
01:09:36,476 --> 01:09:40,741
The kids love The King,
so I'm Black Elvis.
1597
01:09:40,741 --> 01:09:42,961
Blelvis!
- You satisfied?
1598
01:09:42,961 --> 01:09:46,182
How is this going to work
if we don't have trust, Blaze?
1599
01:09:46,573 --> 01:09:47,792
Not cool, Blaze.
1600
01:09:47,792 --> 01:09:49,228
That's really not cool, man.
1601
01:09:49,228 --> 01:09:53,014
Anyway, if you don't mind,
1602
01:09:53,014 --> 01:09:55,016
I just came to take
my old friend out on the town.
1603
01:09:55,016 --> 01:09:57,932
Yeah, I don't think so,
because we got other plans.
1604
01:09:57,932 --> 01:10:00,544
Right, baby? We got other plans.
- No, not anymore.
1605
01:10:00,544 --> 01:10:03,416
I think I'd rather go be
with someone who truly knows me.
1606
01:10:03,416 --> 01:10:04,852
Okay, it's like that?
1607
01:10:05,549 --> 01:10:07,420
It's like that,
so I should just...
1608
01:10:07,420 --> 01:10:08,900
I should leave then, huh?
1609
01:10:09,422 --> 01:10:11,729
All right. Let's go.
1610
01:10:11,729 --> 01:10:13,078
- Oh, yeah. Okay.
- Let's go.
1611
01:10:14,688 --> 01:10:16,473
He's an asshole sometimes.
1612
01:10:16,473 --> 01:10:19,258
I know. Yeah,
I sense it, I sense it.
1613
01:10:21,782 --> 01:10:25,308
Hey, man, that's my sign!
Don't worry about the door.
1614
01:10:25,308 --> 01:10:28,441
First room service,
now a limo. How do you do it?
1615
01:10:28,441 --> 01:10:30,182
A magician never reveals
his tricks.
1616
01:10:30,182 --> 01:10:33,707
Hey, man! Hey, man,
that's my suit, that's my car!
1617
01:10:33,707 --> 01:10:34,926
Blelvis has left the building!
1618
01:10:34,926 --> 01:10:37,233
Drive, drive, sir, please!
1619
01:10:38,712 --> 01:10:40,236
So, you said
he was the only one
1620
01:10:40,236 --> 01:10:41,976
in and out of Robin's room
all night?
1621
01:10:42,977 --> 01:10:45,458
Whoa, so the clown
is the stripper?
1622
01:10:46,198 --> 01:10:47,852
Humpty is hung!
1623
01:10:49,506 --> 01:10:51,290
And he's playing my girl
for a fool.
1624
01:10:51,290 --> 01:10:52,813
I better text her.
1625
01:10:52,813 --> 01:10:54,162
Wait, wait, wait.
1626
01:10:54,685 --> 01:10:55,903
I know a better way
1627
01:10:55,903 --> 01:10:57,688
you and I could show her
who's the real fool.
1628
01:10:58,515 --> 01:11:00,386
So, when can I see
your magic show?
1629
01:11:00,386 --> 01:11:02,345
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1630
01:11:02,345 --> 01:11:04,085
So, this is actually
my week off.
1631
01:11:04,085 --> 01:11:06,174
But this trip isn't about me,
1632
01:11:06,174 --> 01:11:08,655
it's about you and
your bachelorette party.
1633
01:11:08,655 --> 01:11:11,005
Not really. This trip
is about Blaze.
1634
01:11:11,005 --> 01:11:12,746
We came to see Blaze's
first comedy show.
1635
01:11:12,746 --> 01:11:15,793
He's been blowing up ever since
he announced our engagement.
1636
01:11:15,793 --> 01:11:17,055
But are you, um...
1637
01:11:17,055 --> 01:11:18,448
Are you ready to marry him?
1638
01:11:20,145 --> 01:11:22,278
I have to be.
1639
01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:23,583
He made a deal
1640
01:11:23,583 --> 01:11:25,150
to livestream the wedding online
as a big event.
1641
01:11:25,933 --> 01:11:27,195
Blaze's dream wedding.
1642
01:11:27,195 --> 01:11:29,023
Wait, you're livestreaming
your wedding?
1643
01:11:29,023 --> 01:11:30,329
Yeah.
1644
01:11:30,329 --> 01:11:31,983
That does not sound like
your dream wedding!
1645
01:11:31,983 --> 01:11:34,594
I pictured your wedding
as something smaller,
1646
01:11:34,594 --> 01:11:36,857
just people you know
and a little less planned.
1647
01:11:36,857 --> 01:11:38,990
More free, like you and...
1648
01:11:40,034 --> 01:11:42,385
Damn, that does sound like me.
1649
01:11:42,950 --> 01:11:45,388
But the publicity helps him,
so it's all good.
1650
01:11:45,388 --> 01:11:48,304
I just wish he knew me
like you do, you know?
1651
01:11:48,826 --> 01:11:51,916
For the wedding, he wants me
to wear my hair straight.
1652
01:11:51,916 --> 01:11:54,266
But I don't know,
I'd rather go natural.
1653
01:11:54,266 --> 01:11:57,443
He's buying me a Chanel gown, yeah.
1654
01:11:57,443 --> 01:12:00,533
But I prefer something simple. He...
1655
01:12:01,969 --> 01:12:04,711
He literally wants trap music
for our first dance.
1656
01:12:05,364 --> 01:12:06,452
I mean, really?
1657
01:12:06,452 --> 01:12:08,498
Why don't you just
tell him that?
1658
01:12:08,498 --> 01:12:09,760
Don't you want him to know?
1659
01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:13,067
I want him to want to know.
You know?
1660
01:12:13,067 --> 01:12:16,767
Like I just try to be positive,
one day he will.
1661
01:12:16,767 --> 01:12:18,551
How do you do that?
1662
01:12:19,204 --> 01:12:20,727
No, seriously,
ever since we were kids,
1663
01:12:20,727 --> 01:12:22,468
I ain't ever seen you mad.
1664
01:12:23,077 --> 01:12:24,340
Why bother?
1665
01:12:24,992 --> 01:12:27,473
If I trust you,
I can't be mad at you.
1666
01:12:28,474 --> 01:12:32,043
And if I don't trust you,
why are we even together?
1667
01:12:34,393 --> 01:12:36,221
But just as
Robin was wondering
1668
01:12:36,221 --> 01:12:38,615
if her fiancé
really had her back,
1669
01:12:38,615 --> 01:12:41,661
turns out it was Merlin
who needed to cover his ass.
1670
01:12:43,010 --> 01:12:44,664
- There's my Robin.
- Hey, babe.
1671
01:12:44,664 --> 01:12:47,145
I'm sorry about what happened
this morning. I just...
1672
01:12:47,145 --> 01:12:48,712
The thought of you being
with another man,
1673
01:12:48,712 --> 01:12:49,713
it just drives me crazy.
1674
01:12:49,713 --> 01:12:50,931
Blaze,
don't even trip, man,
1675
01:12:50,931 --> 01:12:52,324
we're just friends.
- Yeah, no, no,
1676
01:12:52,324 --> 01:12:53,847
I wasn't talking about you, Melvin.
1677
01:12:53,847 --> 01:12:55,458
I was talking about someone
who could be competition.
1678
01:12:55,458 --> 01:13:01,028
But listen, my warm-up comic
dropped out of my show tomorrow,
1679
01:13:01,028 --> 01:13:02,378
and I need a new act.
1680
01:13:03,074 --> 01:13:04,641
What?
1681
01:13:04,641 --> 01:13:06,207
You want me to be...
1682
01:13:06,207 --> 01:13:07,470
Tomorrow, do my magic act?
1683
01:13:07,905 --> 01:13:10,603
Yeah. You don't do
another act, do you?
1684
01:13:10,603 --> 01:13:12,692
- No, man, of course not!
- So, you're free?
1685
01:13:12,692 --> 01:13:15,782
- I'm all free, man, thank you!
- I appreciate you, bro.
1686
01:13:15,782 --> 01:13:18,263
I want to catch up with my girl,
but bring your A-game tomorrow.
1687
01:13:18,263 --> 01:13:19,525
No problem, Mr. Blaze, sir.
1688
01:13:19,525 --> 01:13:20,570
I'll be there early, too.
1689
01:13:20,570 --> 01:13:22,093
Congrats. Congrats, Merlin!
1690
01:13:22,093 --> 01:13:24,008
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
1691
01:13:24,008 --> 01:13:26,271
Yo, can I get some of
this Bulleit bourbon, please?
1692
01:13:26,271 --> 01:13:27,577
Man!
1693
01:13:27,968 --> 01:13:29,448
Thank you.
1694
01:13:29,448 --> 01:13:30,667
Um!
1695
01:13:34,453 --> 01:13:36,977
Okay, you heard Merlin.
1696
01:13:36,977 --> 01:13:38,283
This is a huge shot for him
1697
01:13:38,283 --> 01:13:40,198
that could lead to a lot
of really big things.
1698
01:13:40,198 --> 01:13:43,810
And it could also be
the end of the Chips.
1699
01:13:43,810 --> 01:13:46,030
So, I say, fellas,
we go out there tonight,
1700
01:13:46,030 --> 01:13:48,075
perform like it's our last show.
1701
01:13:48,075 --> 01:13:49,642
Hey, let's go out
with a bang, guys.
1702
01:13:49,642 --> 01:13:52,210
Bang, bang!
- Bang!
1703
01:13:52,210 --> 01:13:55,256
Wait, guys, so...
Where's Luther at?
1704
01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:59,217
Honestly, he wasn't too happy
when he heard
1705
01:13:59,217 --> 01:14:01,262
that the Chips might be
breaking up again.
1706
01:14:01,785 --> 01:14:03,700
Oh, look, guys,
let's wrap this up,
1707
01:14:03,700 --> 01:14:06,180
because I got a private show
with a lady.
1708
01:14:06,180 --> 01:14:07,791
Oh!
1709
01:14:07,791 --> 01:14:09,314
Okay, all right!
1710
01:14:09,314 --> 01:14:10,794
Let me get the room, okay?
1711
01:14:10,794 --> 01:14:12,404
All right, guess we better go.
1712
01:14:12,404 --> 01:14:15,276
Mr. X here a lot of time
to put on that spray tan.
1713
01:14:16,843 --> 01:14:19,629
Nope, not anymore.
I threw all that stuff out.
1714
01:14:19,629 --> 01:14:22,545
From now on, I'm 100 % me.
1715
01:14:22,545 --> 01:14:25,199
What about
stuffing your crotch?
1716
01:14:25,199 --> 01:14:26,331
Okay, 95 %.
1717
01:14:26,331 --> 01:14:27,767
I've got to keep
the schlong, man.
1718
01:14:27,767 --> 01:14:29,508
Got to keep a big schlong,
you know?
1719
01:14:29,508 --> 01:14:30,553
Get out of here, man!
1720
01:14:30,553 --> 01:14:32,555
- Dr. X!
- Yeah.
1721
01:14:32,555 --> 01:14:35,471
Get them, kid. Oh, man!
1722
01:14:36,384 --> 01:14:38,909
Put on something sexy,
a little...
1723
01:14:39,910 --> 01:14:41,346
...thong-thong.
1724
01:14:41,346 --> 01:14:44,784
Wow, this should
be a good night.
1725
01:14:45,393 --> 01:14:50,137
We ought to dim these lights,
give it the right setting.
1726
01:14:51,399 --> 01:14:53,358
Cookie Club!
1727
01:14:53,967 --> 01:14:55,882
Going to miss the guys
being together.
1728
01:14:55,882 --> 01:14:58,145
Cookie Club in pink.
1729
01:14:58,145 --> 01:14:59,669
Back at it again.
1730
01:14:59,669 --> 01:15:01,801
Some things never change.
1731
01:15:01,801 --> 01:15:04,108
Know what'd be a good
color to put this in?
1732
01:15:04,108 --> 01:15:06,023
Black and blue.
- Black and blue?
1733
01:15:06,023 --> 01:15:07,807
Yeah, uh-huh.
1734
01:15:07,807 --> 01:15:09,461
What's up with that, huh?
1735
01:15:09,461 --> 01:15:11,115
You think I'm a bitch
or something?
1736
01:15:11,115 --> 01:15:13,944
You think I'm going to sit here
while you seduce my wife?
1737
01:15:13,944 --> 01:15:15,728
You think that's going
to happen, Playboy?
1738
01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:19,079
First of all, I wasn't trying
to seduce your wife, okay?
1739
01:15:19,079 --> 01:15:22,387
I set up your solo
1740
01:15:22,387 --> 01:15:24,563
so she could see you dance.
1741
01:15:24,563 --> 01:15:28,001
She... loves you, okay?
1742
01:15:33,354 --> 01:15:35,182
Tired, ain't you?
1743
01:15:40,274 --> 01:15:43,408
I want you to share
the spirit that you have
1744
01:15:43,408 --> 01:15:45,715
with these other women
with your wife, man!
1745
01:15:45,715 --> 01:15:48,239
When I was choking you...
1746
01:15:48,239 --> 01:15:49,153
did you feel anything?
1747
01:15:49,153 --> 01:15:50,458
No.
1748
01:15:50,807 --> 01:15:51,764
Boop!
1749
01:15:56,813 --> 01:15:58,336
Desmond, I came as you asked,
1750
01:15:58,336 --> 01:15:59,642
but I think you got
the wrong impression.
1751
01:15:59,642 --> 01:16:01,992
I love my husband
very, very much.
1752
01:16:03,210 --> 01:16:05,604
And your husband loves you.
1753
01:16:05,604 --> 01:16:07,345
Amos, what...
1754
01:16:08,955 --> 01:16:09,956
Do you work here?
1755
01:16:11,610 --> 01:16:12,655
Yeah.
1756
01:16:13,786 --> 01:16:15,875
We've been helping Rita out
with the hotel.
1757
01:16:16,354 --> 01:16:18,051
But the truth is,
1758
01:16:18,051 --> 01:16:21,054
a part of me was gone
and I had to find it.
1759
01:16:22,447 --> 01:16:26,886
Look, now, I know you're upset,
but I needed an outlet.
1760
01:16:29,323 --> 01:16:30,586
Yeah.
1761
01:16:32,239 --> 01:16:33,458
I'm sorry.
1762
01:16:35,068 --> 01:16:37,375
I'm not upset
at what you're doing!
1763
01:16:37,375 --> 01:16:39,507
I'm upset at who
you're doing it for.
1764
01:16:40,508 --> 01:16:41,814
It should be me.
1765
01:16:42,685 --> 01:16:44,425
I didn't think
that's what you wanted.
1766
01:16:45,252 --> 01:16:47,515
You're a virtuous woman, Eve.
1767
01:16:47,515 --> 01:16:49,039
I ain't a nun!
1768
01:16:49,039 --> 01:16:51,215
All you had to do was ask.
1769
01:16:51,215 --> 01:16:53,609
Whatever it is
you've been looking for,
1770
01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:55,611
you can share it with me!
1771
01:16:59,310 --> 01:17:00,616
So...
1772
01:17:01,660 --> 01:17:03,140
...what do we do now?
1773
01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:10,060
I said,
"Share it with me, damn it!"
1774
01:17:10,060 --> 01:17:11,452
- Oh.
- Oh.
1775
01:17:11,452 --> 01:17:13,672
I just happen
to have an opening.
1776
01:17:15,674 --> 01:17:17,807
DJ, how about a little
something?
1777
01:17:17,807 --> 01:17:19,765
I got you, Slim!
1778
01:17:19,765 --> 01:17:21,288
Oh...
1779
01:17:22,246 --> 01:17:23,551
Oh!
1780
01:17:24,596 --> 01:17:25,641
Come on!
1781
01:17:27,077 --> 01:17:28,121
Oh, oh!
1782
01:17:28,905 --> 01:17:30,080
Pray for me.
1783
01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:31,908
That's a good thing you did, Des.
1784
01:17:32,604 --> 01:17:34,519
Yeah, I guess I'm just
a regular old saint.
1785
01:17:35,825 --> 01:17:38,088
Good looking out for me, too.
I see you called my wife.
1786
01:17:39,393 --> 01:17:41,613
Come on, give me
some big brown sugar!
1787
01:17:43,441 --> 01:17:45,225
I didn't call your wife.
1788
01:17:45,225 --> 01:17:48,315
Listen, it doesn't matter
who she came for.
1789
01:17:48,315 --> 01:17:51,231
All that matters is
who she's going home with.
1790
01:17:51,231 --> 01:17:54,408
Now, go out there and give her
a reason to want to go home.
1791
01:17:54,931 --> 01:17:56,889
Easy for you guys to say,
you both got brown sugar!
1792
01:17:56,889 --> 01:18:00,240
Come on, this brown sugar,
white sugar, it's just sugar!
1793
01:18:02,939 --> 01:18:04,897
I'm about to put her
in a diabetic coma!
1794
01:18:08,771 --> 01:18:13,514
Ladies, I hope you all are
ready for some white chocolate!
1795
01:18:40,977 --> 01:18:44,371
Go, white boy, go,
white boy, go!
1796
01:18:47,157 --> 01:18:49,115
Guess whose credit score
just went up?
1797
01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:11,050
Uh-uh, girls, put your money
back in your purses.
1798
01:19:11,050 --> 01:19:12,878
That there is my man!
1799
01:19:35,814 --> 01:19:39,035
All right, all right,
all right.
1800
01:19:39,035 --> 01:19:42,821
Now a man with something big
in front of him.
1801
01:19:44,344 --> 01:19:47,086
No, not that.
I'm talking about his future.
1802
01:19:47,870 --> 01:19:51,134
Yes, coming to the stage for
his final performance
1803
01:19:51,134 --> 01:19:52,700
with the Chocolate Chips...
1804
01:19:53,049 --> 01:19:54,398
Jesus!
1805
01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:56,966
Mister...
1806
01:19:56,966 --> 01:19:58,750
Mr. Black Magic.
1807
01:20:09,848 --> 01:20:13,286
Shake those jewels, baby,
the crown jewels!
1808
01:20:13,286 --> 01:20:15,245
Oh, God!
1809
01:20:36,266 --> 01:20:40,574
Go, Mr. Black Magic, go!
Go, Mr. Black Magic, go!
1810
01:20:40,574 --> 01:20:42,663
Go, Mr. Black Magic, go!
1811
01:20:46,885 --> 01:20:48,931
So, as my baby gave
his last dance
1812
01:20:48,931 --> 01:20:50,628
with the Chocolate Chips,
1813
01:20:50,628 --> 01:20:52,717
it was clear that
he had finally learned
1814
01:20:52,717 --> 01:20:54,632
how to do things his way.
1815
01:20:57,243 --> 01:20:59,985
Like I've been telling him
all his life,
1816
01:20:59,985 --> 01:21:02,901
you have to decide if you are
going to go big or go home.
1817
01:21:02,901 --> 01:21:04,468
Shake 'em, shake 'em,
shake 'em!
1818
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:09,168
And for Merlin,
there was only one choice.
1819
01:21:10,213 --> 01:21:11,649
Go big!
1820
01:21:33,323 --> 01:21:34,759
Wow!
1821
01:21:36,761 --> 01:21:38,328
Haven't been this excited
for your show
1822
01:21:38,328 --> 01:21:39,372
since I was your assistant.
1823
01:21:39,372 --> 01:21:42,680
Yo, me too! Man!
1824
01:21:43,811 --> 01:21:45,988
God, I just hope
I don't blow it.
1825
01:21:45,988 --> 01:21:47,685
Now, Merlin, stop.
1826
01:21:47,685 --> 01:21:49,817
You know what I'm going to say.
- What?
1827
01:21:49,817 --> 01:21:51,558
Clearly you can do this.
1828
01:21:52,995 --> 01:21:54,344
You believe me, don't you?
1829
01:21:56,346 --> 01:21:57,913
I do.
1830
01:21:59,305 --> 01:22:01,003
Oh my fucking...
Everything is so unprofessional.
1831
01:22:01,003 --> 01:22:03,570
You all, can I have the stage?
- Hey, babe.
1832
01:22:03,570 --> 01:22:05,790
Babe, I do love you,
but I need y'all to leave.
1833
01:22:05,790 --> 01:22:06,965
- Okay.
- Okay.
1834
01:22:06,965 --> 01:22:08,706
- So that I can rehearse.
- See you.
1835
01:22:08,706 --> 01:22:10,055
Okay, I'll catch you
later, babe.
1836
01:22:10,055 --> 01:22:11,970
Blaze? Sorry, I know
you're kind of busy.
1837
01:22:11,970 --> 01:22:13,972
But I just wanted to say thank
you again
1838
01:22:13,972 --> 01:22:15,539
for looking out for me.
- Yeah.
1839
01:22:15,539 --> 01:22:17,976
And I just wanted
to return the favor
1840
01:22:17,976 --> 01:22:19,978
by looking out for you,
so listen, okay.
1841
01:22:19,978 --> 01:22:22,372
So, about that wedding
you're planning.
1842
01:22:22,372 --> 01:22:24,026
Robin not feeling it.
- She told you that?
1843
01:22:24,026 --> 01:22:25,636
How do you know that?
- I just know her.
1844
01:22:25,636 --> 01:22:27,768
And she's not into all the hype,
you know what I mean?
1845
01:22:27,768 --> 01:22:30,293
Like, she's all about small and...
1846
01:22:30,293 --> 01:22:31,859
- Small.
- ...personal at her wedding.
1847
01:22:31,859 --> 01:22:34,036
And, dude, about the designer
gowns and all that stuff?
1848
01:22:34,036 --> 01:22:35,951
She's not really into it,
it don't really float her boat.
1849
01:22:35,951 --> 01:22:38,518
Go more like, cultural.
- Cultural.
1850
01:22:38,518 --> 01:22:40,346
Cultural. I'm telling you,
it's the move, it's the move.
1851
01:22:40,346 --> 01:22:41,957
That's the move. All right.
1852
01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:44,002
And she really prefers
old school R&B over trap music.
1853
01:22:44,002 --> 01:22:46,352
Yeah, good looking out.
1854
01:22:46,352 --> 01:22:47,963
Good looking out,
I'll keep that in mind.
1855
01:22:51,575 --> 01:22:53,707
Finally,
my baby's big night.
1856
01:22:53,707 --> 01:22:56,362
I even flew my ass in
to see Merlin shine.
1857
01:22:56,362 --> 01:22:58,364
And he was ready
to leave stripper life,
1858
01:22:58,364 --> 01:23:02,020
but he still had another
big dick to deal with.
1859
01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:03,500
What's up, y'all?
You all know me.
1860
01:23:03,500 --> 01:23:05,676
You just got Blazed,
you know me.
1861
01:23:06,198 --> 01:23:07,808
Blazed.
1862
01:23:08,287 --> 01:23:10,898
Welcome to Blaze's house,
y'all.
1863
01:23:13,162 --> 01:23:15,729
And when you're in my house,
it's all about fun, okay?
1864
01:23:15,729 --> 01:23:18,036
So, I have a special treat
for you tonight.
1865
01:23:18,036 --> 01:23:19,298
A special treat!
1866
01:23:19,298 --> 01:23:20,473
I want to introduce you
1867
01:23:20,473 --> 01:23:23,824
to start the show off
to my main man,
1868
01:23:23,824 --> 01:23:27,263
the Amazing Marlow!
1869
01:23:27,263 --> 01:23:29,047
Come out here, Marlow.
1870
01:23:30,483 --> 01:23:34,922
Did he just call him Marlow?
Internet jackass.
1871
01:23:36,272 --> 01:23:37,490
His name is Merlin.
1872
01:23:37,490 --> 01:23:38,665
Hey, what's up, everybody?
1873
01:23:38,665 --> 01:23:40,189
- That's my baby.
- Is this thing on?
1874
01:23:40,189 --> 01:23:44,062
Okay, so, it's actually
the Amazing Merlin.
1875
01:23:44,062 --> 01:23:46,978
I'm actually here
to perform the art
1876
01:23:46,978 --> 01:23:50,677
of presta-digitation!
1877
01:23:50,677 --> 01:23:53,289
Hey, whoa, enough with
the big words, buddy, okay?
1878
01:23:53,289 --> 01:23:55,682
But you're here, yes?
- Yeah.
1879
01:23:55,682 --> 01:24:00,296
Because you have
an impressive gift, yes?
1880
01:24:00,296 --> 01:24:02,733
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's quite impressive.
1881
01:24:02,733 --> 01:24:04,517
But let me just tell you
a little backstory.
1882
01:24:04,517 --> 01:24:06,693
It's always been a big part
of me since I was a kid
1883
01:24:06,693 --> 01:24:10,871
and it just kind of kept
growing as I got older.
1884
01:24:10,871 --> 01:24:12,786
Wow, yeah, well,
yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
1885
01:24:12,786 --> 01:24:15,920
Well, I'm glad
that you hung in there.
1886
01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:17,661
I've been hanging.
1887
01:24:17,661 --> 01:24:19,315
Yeah, well, yeah, yeah,
'cause it's clear to see
1888
01:24:19,315 --> 01:24:22,361
that you are
the total package.
1889
01:24:22,361 --> 01:24:24,363
- That shit ain't funny.
- Come on, man.
1890
01:24:24,363 --> 01:24:26,670
You're like a natural.
Like me.
1891
01:24:26,670 --> 01:24:30,413
Like I consider myself like
the Michael Jordan of comedy.
1892
01:24:30,413 --> 01:24:32,415
Whereas with you, I feel like
1893
01:24:32,415 --> 01:24:35,374
you're more of a Magic Johnson!
1894
01:24:36,593 --> 01:24:39,117
That's literally
what I've been saying.
1895
01:24:39,117 --> 01:24:41,859
I've been saying that
the whole time!
1896
01:24:41,859 --> 01:24:43,513
My mom been telling me that,
too!
1897
01:24:43,513 --> 01:24:45,297
Your mom told you that?
Your mom told you that.
1898
01:24:45,297 --> 01:24:46,429
Well, look at the screens.
1899
01:24:46,429 --> 01:24:47,952
Like, what do the screens
tell you?
1900
01:24:48,735 --> 01:24:49,997
That's you, yeah?
1901
01:24:51,434 --> 01:24:54,698
That's you, that's you, right?
Yeah?
1902
01:24:58,919 --> 01:25:00,704
Oh my God.
1903
01:25:00,704 --> 01:25:02,445
That's you, right?
1904
01:25:04,142 --> 01:25:06,579
It looks like you, so.
1905
01:25:13,064 --> 01:25:17,373
You just got Blazed!
1906
01:25:24,510 --> 01:25:27,209
Did homie just trip
on his third leg?
1907
01:25:28,601 --> 01:25:30,647
Lady and gentleman,
1908
01:25:30,647 --> 01:25:33,911
it's time for us
to suit up. Come on!
1909
01:25:38,394 --> 01:25:39,569
Merlin!
1910
01:25:42,615 --> 01:25:45,140
You spent that whole night
with me and didn't tell me?
1911
01:25:46,141 --> 01:25:47,533
I don't believe this!
1912
01:25:56,760 --> 01:25:59,415
I think he just did that.
I know you're not laughing.
1913
01:25:59,806 --> 01:26:01,852
I know you're not laughing,
Mr. Narcos.
1914
01:26:01,852 --> 01:26:04,333
You know what? You're kind
of like a knockoff Narcos.
1915
01:26:04,333 --> 01:26:06,378
You probably put baking soda
in that shit?
1916
01:26:15,126 --> 01:26:16,954
After seeing
that video,
1917
01:26:16,954 --> 01:26:19,217
I realized that my son
had a big secret
1918
01:26:19,217 --> 01:26:21,437
he was too afraid to tell me.
1919
01:26:21,437 --> 01:26:24,222
But it was hard for me
to be mad at him
1920
01:26:24,222 --> 01:26:26,790
since I kept a big secret
from him too.
1921
01:26:27,312 --> 01:26:30,576
Merlin, you know I would
never judge you.
1922
01:26:31,708 --> 01:26:33,362
Why didn't you tell me?
1923
01:26:33,362 --> 01:26:35,146
I was tired
of being a big joke.
1924
01:26:35,886 --> 01:26:37,322
I just wanted
to do things my way.
1925
01:26:37,757 --> 01:26:39,063
But you did.
1926
01:26:39,063 --> 01:26:40,804
You came to Vegas,
you pursued your dreams...
1927
01:26:40,804 --> 01:26:43,198
Mom, but it's still
just a dream.
1928
01:26:43,198 --> 01:26:44,808
Blaze exposed me in front
of everybody
1929
01:26:44,808 --> 01:26:46,984
like a kid
at a talent show and...
1930
01:26:46,984 --> 01:26:49,247
The point is;
I'm not a magician!
1931
01:26:49,247 --> 01:26:50,988
Okay, I'm...
1932
01:26:50,988 --> 01:26:52,119
It's just time to wake up.
1933
01:26:52,119 --> 01:26:53,686
No, it's not!
1934
01:26:53,686 --> 01:26:56,341
You have to see it if you're
going to achieve it, baby.
1935
01:26:56,341 --> 01:26:57,734
Forget about him, he's a hater.
1936
01:26:57,734 --> 01:26:59,257
Well, that's easy for you
to say.
1937
01:26:59,257 --> 01:27:01,259
I just lost the girl
and the job of my dreams.
1938
01:27:01,259 --> 01:27:02,652
I can't see nothing good
about it.
1939
01:27:02,652 --> 01:27:04,828
Hey, kid, you need to get back
on that stage
1940
01:27:04,828 --> 01:27:06,438
before this fool crash and burn.
1941
01:27:06,438 --> 01:27:08,092
You can still save
this shit show!
1942
01:27:08,092 --> 01:27:10,225
- Wait, for real?
- Yeah, come on!
1943
01:27:10,225 --> 01:27:12,488
Luther! Um!
1944
01:27:12,488 --> 01:27:14,838
Good to see you again, baby.
1945
01:27:14,838 --> 01:27:17,580
Verna? God damn, that's you?
1946
01:27:17,580 --> 01:27:19,059
How do y'all two know
each other?
1947
01:27:20,409 --> 01:27:24,456
Well, the truth is me and
Luther used to get it in
1948
01:27:24,456 --> 01:27:26,763
back in the day until
he fucked it all up.
1949
01:27:26,763 --> 01:27:28,460
Well, that's because
you ran out on me
1950
01:27:28,460 --> 01:27:30,767
when you caught me
with the waitress.
1951
01:27:30,767 --> 01:27:32,812
Look, Verna, you had the flu,
it was...
1952
01:27:32,812 --> 01:27:36,468
It wasn't the flu, stupid,
it was morning sickness!
1953
01:27:36,468 --> 01:27:40,080
And don't try to blame me
for your cheating ass ways.
1954
01:27:40,080 --> 01:27:43,475
Merlin, I have something
I need to tell you.
1955
01:27:44,824 --> 01:27:47,044
That's your daddy.
- What?
1956
01:27:47,044 --> 01:27:50,047
Now, I sent you to Rita so
that you could find yourself
1957
01:27:50,047 --> 01:27:53,137
and potentially find him,
1958
01:27:53,137 --> 01:27:55,008
and you guys could meet
on your own terms.
1959
01:27:55,008 --> 01:27:57,881
This is your son?
This is your boy?
1960
01:27:57,881 --> 01:28:01,319
That's our son.
Happy Father's Day.
1961
01:28:03,321 --> 01:28:05,367
You funny, mom, that's...
1962
01:28:07,543 --> 01:28:09,327
You're being serious.
You're being serious?
1963
01:28:09,327 --> 01:28:11,677
Yes. But we don't have time
to talk about this right now.
1964
01:28:11,677 --> 01:28:13,505
We do have time for it!
What the hell?
1965
01:28:13,505 --> 01:28:15,028
Can I get a minute
to process this?
1966
01:28:15,028 --> 01:28:17,074
I mean, I've been with this man
for a whole month,
1967
01:28:17,074 --> 01:28:18,989
I don't even understand why...
- Merlin!
1968
01:28:18,989 --> 01:28:20,295
It's time for you to get
on stage
1969
01:28:20,295 --> 01:28:21,470
and live out your dream.
1970
01:28:21,470 --> 01:28:24,124
Now, go and do it your way.
1971
01:28:24,124 --> 01:28:25,387
You can cuss me out later.
1972
01:28:30,696 --> 01:28:32,698
- My way.
- Your way.
1973
01:28:32,698 --> 01:28:35,310
Yeah, okay. Okay.
1974
01:28:36,702 --> 01:28:37,964
All right.
1975
01:28:37,964 --> 01:28:39,270
And make that magic.
1976
01:28:42,360 --> 01:28:43,666
Okay.
1977
01:28:45,276 --> 01:28:46,451
That's my boy?
1978
01:28:47,670 --> 01:28:49,280
That's your son.
1979
01:28:49,280 --> 01:28:51,195
Especially from the waist down.
1980
01:28:56,505 --> 01:28:58,507
Give Drake his jacket back.
1981
01:28:58,507 --> 01:29:00,204
- Hey, hey, what's up?
- I know Drake!
1982
01:29:00,204 --> 01:29:01,988
No, no, he doesn't know Drake,
it's fine.
1983
01:29:01,988 --> 01:29:04,295
Hey, I'm about to save the show.
I'm going to save the show.
1984
01:29:04,295 --> 01:29:06,297
Hey, what's up, guys?
1985
01:29:06,297 --> 01:29:08,560
I hope you remember me.
I'm the Amazing Merlin.
1986
01:29:08,560 --> 01:29:09,953
And I'm going to perform a trick
1987
01:29:09,953 --> 01:29:11,868
that I've never performed
in my entire life,
1988
01:29:11,868 --> 01:29:14,479
and Blaze here is
my little assistant, okay?
1989
01:29:14,479 --> 01:29:17,743
And basically, I'm going to
make him disappear! All right?
1990
01:29:17,743 --> 01:29:19,615
So, I actually need
your guys' help,
1991
01:29:19,615 --> 01:29:21,834
and on the count of three.
1992
01:29:22,487 --> 01:29:24,402
One...
1993
01:29:24,402 --> 01:29:26,230
two...
1994
01:29:26,230 --> 01:29:27,144
three.
1995
01:29:27,710 --> 01:29:29,886
Get the fuck out!
1996
01:29:31,844 --> 01:29:32,976
Man...
1997
01:29:34,281 --> 01:29:35,370
Yeah!
1998
01:29:37,676 --> 01:29:40,810
All right, so, now that
that's out the way,
1999
01:29:40,810 --> 01:29:42,725
I think it's time
to get some real magic.
2000
01:29:42,725 --> 01:29:44,509
What you all think?
You all think that's cool?
2001
01:29:46,642 --> 01:29:47,904
All right.
2002
01:29:50,602 --> 01:29:52,474
And just like that,
my baby performed
2003
01:29:52,474 --> 01:29:54,389
his first Vegas magic show.
2004
01:29:54,824 --> 01:29:57,479
Meanwhile, outside,
Blaze was about to get clowned.
2005
01:29:57,479 --> 01:29:59,045
Boim!
2006
01:30:00,090 --> 01:30:01,352
Boim!
2007
01:30:02,135 --> 01:30:02,919
Boink!
2008
01:30:05,704 --> 01:30:07,314
Hey, look, guys,
I don't do free handouts.
2009
01:30:07,314 --> 01:30:10,666
We don't want your money.
We just saw your act.
2010
01:30:11,188 --> 01:30:13,190
Let me tell you, it sucked.
2011
01:30:13,190 --> 01:30:16,019
I just wanted to come out here
and give you a joke.
2012
01:30:16,019 --> 01:30:21,111
What did the bowling pin
say to the balls?
2013
01:30:21,590 --> 01:30:22,852
I don't... I don't know.
2014
01:30:22,852 --> 01:30:24,984
Welcome to the club!
2015
01:30:26,551 --> 01:30:28,118
That's clown life, baby!
2016
01:30:40,173 --> 01:30:42,828
I'm telling you,
my baby was a star.
2017
01:30:44,003 --> 01:30:46,179
It was a night
he always dreamed of.
2018
01:30:46,179 --> 01:30:48,268
Everybody was feeling the love!
2019
01:30:52,403 --> 01:30:54,579
Well, everybody except Merlin.
2020
01:30:55,362 --> 01:30:58,191
Because even though
he killed it onstage,
2021
01:30:58,191 --> 01:31:00,280
he had lost Robin
2022
01:31:00,280 --> 01:31:02,195
and found out who his dad
really was
2023
01:31:02,195 --> 01:31:03,501
all in one night.
2024
01:31:05,503 --> 01:31:07,679
So, the whole thing
was kind of bittersweet.
2025
01:31:10,290 --> 01:31:13,903
And so, by the next morning,
he was just...
2026
01:31:13,903 --> 01:31:14,773
bitter!
2027
01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:24,522
Let me guess;
it's for your migraines?
2028
01:31:24,522 --> 01:31:26,611
No, I'm getting high.
2029
01:31:26,611 --> 01:31:29,309
I invited the guys here
to celebrate.
2030
01:31:29,309 --> 01:31:30,833
I'm selling the hotel.
2031
01:31:30,833 --> 01:31:33,575
When my buyer saw us packing in
that house,
2032
01:31:33,575 --> 01:31:35,185
they stopped lowballing me.
2033
01:31:35,185 --> 01:31:37,317
I'm going to be
a rich old bitch!
2034
01:31:38,841 --> 01:31:40,625
That's good, Miss Rita.
That's real good.
2035
01:31:40,625 --> 01:31:43,019
I'm glad reviving the Chips
worked out for you,
2036
01:31:43,019 --> 01:31:45,935
because it sure came back
to bite me in my ass.
2037
01:31:45,935 --> 01:31:49,242
Yeah, I heard what happened.
I'm sorry.
2038
01:31:49,242 --> 01:31:52,985
But I heard your magic show
kicked ass.
2039
01:31:53,420 --> 01:31:55,640
I also heard about
your little family reunion.
2040
01:31:56,293 --> 01:31:57,903
You better go talk to Luther.
2041
01:31:57,903 --> 01:32:00,210
You've been around him enough
to know that he's a good man.
2042
01:32:00,210 --> 01:32:01,864
Yeah, he is.
2043
01:32:03,735 --> 01:32:06,172
Everyone deserves
a second chance.
2044
01:32:20,926 --> 01:32:23,320
Hey, baby,
we need to talk.
2045
01:32:23,320 --> 01:32:25,191
I know you're hurting,
so don't shut me out.
2046
01:32:25,191 --> 01:32:26,584
Okay, look...
2047
01:32:26,976 --> 01:32:28,630
Don't take it out
on your momma, Son.
2048
01:32:29,021 --> 01:32:30,545
Oh, so, what, it's Son now?
2049
01:32:30,545 --> 01:32:32,372
Okay, whatever
you want it to be, kid.
2050
01:32:33,330 --> 01:32:36,638
Listen, I'm just saying don't
take it out on Verna, all right?
2051
01:32:37,639 --> 01:32:39,597
I was wild when
we started dancing.
2052
01:32:39,597 --> 01:32:42,426
The Chips started blowing
up and blew up quick!
2053
01:32:42,426 --> 01:32:45,603
I mean, temptation
was everywhere.
2054
01:32:45,603 --> 01:32:47,257
And I fell all in it.
2055
01:32:49,172 --> 01:32:52,567
Your momma, she was, you know...
She got hurt and so she left me,
2056
01:32:52,567 --> 01:32:54,917
took off to LA
I wanted to find her.
2057
01:32:55,526 --> 01:32:58,311
I wanted to say, you know,
"Verna, give me another chance."
2058
01:32:58,311 --> 01:32:59,574
- Yeah, sure you did.
2059
01:32:59,574 --> 01:33:01,271
Oh, if I'm lying, I'm dying.
2060
01:33:01,271 --> 01:33:02,707
Lookie here.
2061
01:33:02,707 --> 01:33:04,013
I even got her a proper ring.
2062
01:33:05,101 --> 01:33:06,842
She deserved it,
2063
01:33:06,842 --> 01:33:09,801
and I wanted to make up
for my past mistakes.
2064
01:33:09,801 --> 01:33:12,674
You know, I wrecked
my car and my leg, and...
2065
01:33:13,936 --> 01:33:15,415
...it took a lot out of me.
2066
01:33:16,242 --> 01:33:18,462
I mean, I was young and dumb.
2067
01:33:19,942 --> 01:33:21,770
Well, age ain't made you
no smarter.
2068
01:33:23,510 --> 01:33:26,644
Okay, I'll take that.
I'll take that.
2069
01:33:26,644 --> 01:33:29,734
But who's being
the dumb one now?
2070
01:33:30,605 --> 01:33:32,041
Hm?
2071
01:33:32,041 --> 01:33:35,392
I know what a mistake it is
to lose the right woman.
2072
01:33:36,132 --> 01:33:38,656
I just don't want that
to happen to you.
2073
01:33:38,656 --> 01:33:41,224
So, you think I should chase
after Robin?
2074
01:33:41,659 --> 01:33:43,443
Well, she ain't chasing
after you.
2075
01:33:44,009 --> 01:33:46,316
Merlin, there's a girl
in the Cookie Club
2076
01:33:46,316 --> 01:33:47,622
here for you.
2077
01:33:48,666 --> 01:33:52,278
Don't be so sure
about that, Pops.
2078
01:33:54,933 --> 01:33:56,848
Hey, hey, hey, guys.
2079
01:33:56,848 --> 01:33:58,284
Uh, what's up?
2080
01:33:58,284 --> 01:34:00,112
Is there like a girl here
or something, for me?
2081
01:34:00,112 --> 01:34:01,461
Yep, right there.
2082
01:34:05,727 --> 01:34:07,859
- Hi, Merlin.
- Hey, Gia.
2083
01:34:07,859 --> 01:34:09,861
Look, I don't have
a lot of time,
2084
01:34:09,861 --> 01:34:13,473
but I wanted to say I'm sorry
about last night.
2085
01:34:14,605 --> 01:34:15,780
I took the video,
2086
01:34:15,780 --> 01:34:18,261
but I didn't know
what he was up to.
2087
01:34:18,740 --> 01:34:21,699
You seem really nice,
and I know you care about Robin,
2088
01:34:21,699 --> 01:34:25,660
so I felt like
you should know...
2089
01:34:25,660 --> 01:34:26,922
they're getting married today.
2090
01:34:28,358 --> 01:34:30,534
Seems Blaze got it in his head
2091
01:34:30,534 --> 01:34:32,579
to surprise her
with some resort wedding
2092
01:34:32,579 --> 01:34:33,711
away from the strip.
2093
01:34:34,973 --> 01:34:37,497
Unless someone wants
to speak up.
2094
01:34:38,760 --> 01:34:40,283
So, what you going to do,
Mr. Magic?
2095
01:34:40,283 --> 01:34:42,024
What you going to do?
- I don't know, Luther,
2096
01:34:42,024 --> 01:34:43,199
I can't stop a wedding
by myself.
2097
01:34:43,199 --> 01:34:44,156
Can't, can't, boy!
2098
01:34:44,156 --> 01:34:45,418
I told you about
that word can't!
2099
01:34:45,418 --> 01:34:46,419
There's no such thing.
2100
01:34:46,419 --> 01:34:48,378
And you're not by yourself.
2101
01:34:48,378 --> 01:34:50,554
Your brothers got your back.
Boop!
2102
01:34:50,554 --> 01:34:51,729
All right, well, thanks, guys,
2103
01:34:51,729 --> 01:34:52,948
but it's not like
we got invited.
2104
01:34:52,948 --> 01:34:54,776
How are we going to get them
to let us in?
2105
01:34:54,776 --> 01:34:58,301
I wonder;
have they hired a pastor yet?
2106
01:34:58,301 --> 01:34:59,737
Yeah, it wasn't hard in Vegas.
2107
01:34:59,737 --> 01:35:01,391
I'm about to confirm one
for Blaze now.
2108
01:35:01,391 --> 01:35:04,829
Ah, ah, ah, baby girl!
You just found one!
2109
01:35:04,829 --> 01:35:06,570
And a security team,
2110
01:35:06,570 --> 01:35:08,877
like we used to do
for Luther's old routine.
2111
01:35:08,877 --> 01:35:11,227
But only if Mr. Big is in.
2112
01:35:11,227 --> 01:35:13,664
How about it?
Ready to get back on your feet?
2113
01:35:13,664 --> 01:35:15,797
Huh? Well, it has been a long time
2114
01:35:15,797 --> 01:35:17,581
since I've been out the game, so...
2115
01:35:17,581 --> 01:35:20,279
Hell yeah, I'm in!
Let's go do what we do.
2116
01:35:24,501 --> 01:35:26,198
Please just put that away, okay?
2117
01:35:26,198 --> 01:35:28,113
I'm only coming to whatever
this surprise is
2118
01:35:28,113 --> 01:35:31,116
because I feel bad you got
jumped by a motorcycle gang.
2119
01:35:31,116 --> 01:35:33,031
I'm still mad at you for
what you did to Merlin.
2120
01:35:33,031 --> 01:35:34,772
Hey, it wasn't me who
lied to you, okay?
2121
01:35:35,773 --> 01:35:37,383
Now, trust me,
you're going to love this!
2122
01:35:37,383 --> 01:35:40,082
Get in. After you. After you,
my love, come on.
2123
01:35:40,082 --> 01:35:41,692
She's going to love this.
2124
01:35:42,214 --> 01:35:43,259
It's going to be great!
2125
01:35:45,783 --> 01:35:48,220
Mom, hey, hey, mom.
You okay, baby?
2126
01:35:48,220 --> 01:35:49,569
I'm riding back to the airport,
2127
01:35:49,569 --> 01:35:51,136
but I can turn around
if you need me to.
2128
01:35:51,136 --> 01:35:52,747
No, it's fine. And you know,
2129
01:35:52,747 --> 01:35:54,226
I can't even really talk
about that right now.
2130
01:35:54,226 --> 01:35:55,924
The guys are waiting
for me outside.
2131
01:35:55,924 --> 01:35:57,752
But Robin is getting
married today...
2132
01:35:57,752 --> 01:36:02,147
and look, I'm thinking about
trying to stop it.
2133
01:36:02,582 --> 01:36:03,888
What the hell, Merlin?
2134
01:36:03,888 --> 01:36:06,238
Yeah, I know it sounds crazy,
right? I know.
2135
01:36:07,022 --> 01:36:09,024
Ain't nothing crazy
about love.
2136
01:36:09,502 --> 01:36:11,809
Hell, I've been feeling
a little crazy
2137
01:36:11,809 --> 01:36:13,680
after seeing Luther last night.
2138
01:36:14,072 --> 01:36:16,640
We all need a little
crazy sometimes.
2139
01:36:16,640 --> 01:36:18,555
Go get your girl.
2140
01:36:19,295 --> 01:36:22,124
I will. Yeah, I will.
I will, mom.
2141
01:36:22,777 --> 01:36:24,779
I love you.
I love you, thank you.
2142
01:36:27,172 --> 01:36:28,217
Uh...
2143
01:36:28,217 --> 01:36:30,393
Driver.
Can you pull over
2144
01:36:30,393 --> 01:36:31,829
so I can change clothes?
2145
01:36:31,829 --> 01:36:32,961
Close your eyes, though.
2146
01:36:32,961 --> 01:36:34,440
You know what?
2147
01:36:34,440 --> 01:36:35,920
You ain't got
to close your eyes.
2148
01:36:38,096 --> 01:36:40,098
So, Merlin texts me
the address
2149
01:36:40,098 --> 01:36:42,361
and then got ready
to go get his girl back
2150
01:36:42,361 --> 01:36:45,060
while Blaze had other plans.
2151
01:36:45,060 --> 01:36:46,713
But just like
I been telling y'all,
2152
01:36:46,713 --> 01:36:48,846
plans don't always come true.
2153
01:36:48,846 --> 01:36:51,849
Because it was
about to pop off!
2154
01:36:51,849 --> 01:36:53,808
- Oh my God!
- Mm-hmm!
2155
01:36:53,808 --> 01:36:57,289
- Blaze, what is this?
- Yep. Surprise.
2156
01:36:57,289 --> 01:36:58,987
It's your dream wedding,
girl, right?
2157
01:36:59,988 --> 01:37:01,467
Oh my God!
2158
01:37:01,467 --> 01:37:03,513
This is a little more you,
you know what I mean?
2159
01:37:03,513 --> 01:37:05,123
- Yeah.
- It's, like, intimate.
2160
01:37:05,123 --> 01:37:08,300
I even had a gown
made by a local designer
2161
01:37:08,300 --> 01:37:10,868
because I wanted to match
your spiritualness...
2162
01:37:10,868 --> 01:37:12,609
- Oh my God!
- ...and your natural beauty.
2163
01:37:12,609 --> 01:37:14,698
Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah, it's...
2164
01:37:14,698 --> 01:37:17,135
It's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
2165
01:37:17,701 --> 01:37:19,007
Surprise.
2166
01:37:19,007 --> 01:37:20,747
Blaze, I never knew
you knew me this well.
2167
01:37:20,747 --> 01:37:22,837
Oh, I know you.
Hell, yeah.
2168
01:37:22,837 --> 01:37:24,403
Now all you gotta do
is get dressed,
2169
01:37:24,403 --> 01:37:26,231
and walk down that aisle
2170
01:37:26,231 --> 01:37:27,754
and say those two magic words.
2171
01:37:27,754 --> 01:37:29,800
There's the dress. Look at that.
2172
01:37:29,800 --> 01:37:32,890
Gia! What are you doing here?
I am absolutely shocked!
2173
01:37:32,890 --> 01:37:34,370
I need to take
a picture of that.
2174
01:37:34,370 --> 01:37:35,762
This is beautiful!
2175
01:37:35,762 --> 01:37:37,503
Oh, girl, you ain't seen
nothing yet.
2176
01:37:37,503 --> 01:37:38,722
Let's go, come on.
2177
01:37:38,722 --> 01:37:40,289
- Where are we going?
- To go get ready.
2178
01:37:40,289 --> 01:37:41,551
I'm going to see
you later, baby.
2179
01:37:41,551 --> 01:37:42,639
- Bye, babe!
- Yeah.
2180
01:37:42,639 --> 01:37:43,553
Where are we going?
2181
01:37:43,553 --> 01:37:44,641
Hey! Where's my suit at?
2182
01:37:44,641 --> 01:37:45,860
You sure I look good?
2183
01:37:45,860 --> 01:37:47,774
This look good?
- You look great.
2184
01:37:51,474 --> 01:37:52,867
Okay, um...
2185
01:37:54,607 --> 01:37:56,218
I'm going to need some
time alone with Robin,
2186
01:37:56,218 --> 01:37:58,176
but I can't get to her
with Blaze around.
2187
01:37:58,176 --> 01:38:00,178
So, look, I'm going
to need a distraction.
2188
01:38:00,178 --> 01:38:02,572
Listen, boy, the one thing the
Chips know how to do
2189
01:38:02,572 --> 01:38:04,269
is distract people.
2190
01:38:04,269 --> 01:38:06,489
Hell yeah, let's do it!
Look at us!
2191
01:38:06,489 --> 01:38:08,752
We got on Luther's old outfits.
2192
01:38:08,752 --> 01:38:10,406
And Luther's old music.
2193
01:38:12,538 --> 01:38:14,671
Yeah, but do we get
the old Luther?
2194
01:38:15,498 --> 01:38:18,109
Hell, yeah.
It's showtime, fellas.
2195
01:38:19,894 --> 01:38:21,504
Luther's back!
2196
01:38:23,985 --> 01:38:26,204
Let them through,
please, okay?
2197
01:38:26,204 --> 01:38:28,990
This is the Pastor and
the groom's personal security.
2198
01:38:28,990 --> 01:38:30,469
Blaze is expecting them.
2199
01:38:30,469 --> 01:38:32,384
That's all you have to say.
All right, let's go.
2200
01:38:36,171 --> 01:38:37,476
Thank you.
2201
01:38:38,608 --> 01:38:40,175
- We back.
- We back.
2202
01:38:45,484 --> 01:38:47,095
You can do this, Robin.
2203
01:38:47,095 --> 01:38:49,445
All you have to do is say
those two magic words.
2204
01:38:50,968 --> 01:38:53,666
It's only magic if it's true.
2205
01:38:55,277 --> 01:38:57,453
Merlin?
What are you doing here?
2206
01:38:57,453 --> 01:38:59,672
Look, I'm stopping you
from marrying the wrong guy.
2207
01:38:59,672 --> 01:39:01,239
You're about to make
a big mistake, Robin.
2208
01:39:01,239 --> 01:39:04,286
No, the only mistake I made
was believing you.
2209
01:39:04,286 --> 01:39:05,809
Here I was doubting Blaze,
2210
01:39:05,809 --> 01:39:07,811
but it turns out it's you
I can't trust.
2211
01:39:07,811 --> 01:39:09,247
You can't trust me?
2212
01:39:09,247 --> 01:39:11,510
Meanwhile, Blaze knew me
better all along.
2213
01:39:11,510 --> 01:39:12,729
I mean, look at this wedding.
2214
01:39:13,556 --> 01:39:15,166
No, he didn't.
2215
01:39:18,561 --> 01:39:21,781
Where were you,
and why are you so hot?
2216
01:39:21,781 --> 01:39:24,349
I'm cool, I'm cool!
Super cool.
2217
01:39:24,349 --> 01:39:25,829
Yeah, but it's about
to get hotter.
2218
01:39:25,829 --> 01:39:27,091
Well, hello. Hello.
2219
01:39:28,179 --> 01:39:30,703
Hey, now. Hey, people.
2220
01:39:31,704 --> 01:39:32,923
Who's this guy?
2221
01:39:32,923 --> 01:39:35,926
Hold up. Hello, hello.
2222
01:39:35,926 --> 01:39:37,710
- He's the pastor.
- This the person you hired?
2223
01:39:37,710 --> 01:39:39,495
Yes, yeah, no, trust me,
he's huge in Vegas.
2224
01:39:39,974 --> 01:39:42,454
Hello! Girl...
2225
01:39:43,803 --> 01:39:45,936
He does not look
like a Pastor.
2226
01:39:45,936 --> 01:39:47,982
Yeah, hey.
2227
01:39:47,982 --> 01:39:50,506
Good people, we came together
today so that we can join
2228
01:39:50,506 --> 01:39:52,943
two people who are destined
to be together.
2229
01:39:53,509 --> 01:39:56,947
That's a love
that cannot be denied.
2230
01:39:58,340 --> 01:40:00,124
It's a beautiful thing,
it's a special thing.
2231
01:40:00,124 --> 01:40:01,647
It's a special day.
2232
01:40:01,647 --> 01:40:03,954
It's a special day for me,
it's a special day for her.
2233
01:40:03,954 --> 01:40:05,477
It's a special day for him.
2234
01:40:05,477 --> 01:40:07,610
It's a special day for you!
2235
01:40:08,872 --> 01:40:10,004
It's a special day for humans!
2236
01:40:10,004 --> 01:40:11,701
- Amen!
- Amen!
2237
01:40:11,701 --> 01:40:13,442
- Yeah!
2238
01:40:14,269 --> 01:40:16,619
Yeah, because, you know,
make no mistake about it.
2239
01:40:16,619 --> 01:40:19,100
I done made some big mistakes,
let me tell you.
2240
01:40:19,100 --> 01:40:21,493
Let me tell you,
I lost the woman
2241
01:40:21,493 --> 01:40:23,017
that I cared for the most.
2242
01:40:23,887 --> 01:40:25,062
It's terrible when
you make a mistake
2243
01:40:25,062 --> 01:40:26,281
and you lose your soulmate.
2244
01:40:26,281 --> 01:40:29,240
If you got somebody
that you love,
2245
01:40:29,240 --> 01:40:30,850
hold on to them tight!
2246
01:40:31,938 --> 01:40:33,288
Tight!
2247
01:40:33,940 --> 01:40:36,552
You understand me?
Make sure you...
2248
01:40:37,727 --> 01:40:40,034
Make sure you find somebody
that got your back.
2249
01:40:40,773 --> 01:40:41,992
Yeah.
2250
01:40:42,514 --> 01:40:44,690
Because when the chips are down,
2251
01:40:44,690 --> 01:40:46,257
the Chips are never out.
2252
01:40:46,257 --> 01:40:48,085
So, listen here, good people.
2253
01:40:48,085 --> 01:40:49,826
When you find somebody,
2254
01:40:49,826 --> 01:40:52,742
and if you're lucky enough
to find somebody that loves you,
2255
01:40:52,742 --> 01:40:55,049
you better jump on it!
2256
01:40:55,658 --> 01:40:56,963
Jump on it!
2257
01:41:10,847 --> 01:41:12,892
I told him everything,
I told him what you like!
2258
01:41:12,892 --> 01:41:14,938
This is me. This wedding is me.
2259
01:41:14,938 --> 01:41:16,418
Wait...
2260
01:41:16,418 --> 01:41:17,506
Wait, wait, wait.
So, you're saying
2261
01:41:17,506 --> 01:41:19,377
all of this was your idea?
- Yes.
2262
01:41:19,377 --> 01:41:21,118
- You told Blaze for me.
- Yes, Robin!
2263
01:41:21,118 --> 01:41:22,554
So, who am I supposed
to marry, you?
2264
01:41:22,554 --> 01:41:23,990
Yeah.
2265
01:41:26,428 --> 01:41:29,387
It's not a damn TV show.
You got to go!
2266
01:41:29,387 --> 01:41:31,128
So, I'm the bad guy now?
2267
01:41:31,128 --> 01:41:33,913
How can I believe
anything you say anymore?
2268
01:41:33,913 --> 01:41:35,741
I'm done, like,
I'm done with this. No, don't.
2269
01:41:35,741 --> 01:41:37,787
Robin, come on.
2270
01:41:39,745 --> 01:41:40,877
Robin.
2271
01:41:50,016 --> 01:41:51,888
Can you stop?
Can you all stop?
2272
01:41:51,888 --> 01:41:53,498
Can you all stop?
Can you stop this?
2273
01:41:55,457 --> 01:41:57,328
Come on, Robin,
let me just talk to you!
2274
01:41:57,328 --> 01:41:58,634
Son of a bitch!
2275
01:42:07,773 --> 01:42:09,819
I don't even mean it
like that!
2276
01:42:09,819 --> 01:42:11,473
Well, I did mean it
like that, but just...
2277
01:42:11,473 --> 01:42:13,039
- Robin!
- Hey, hey, hey!
2278
01:42:13,649 --> 01:42:15,868
Hey, Frank, film this.
2279
01:42:15,868 --> 01:42:17,522
I'm about to kick
this motherfucker's ass.
2280
01:42:17,522 --> 01:42:19,263
Get me in the shot, come on.
2281
01:42:19,263 --> 01:42:20,569
I'm going to kick
this motherfucker's ass
2282
01:42:20,569 --> 01:42:21,570
for crashing my wedding!
2283
01:42:33,190 --> 01:42:35,714
You know how it is.
You remember?
2284
01:42:39,805 --> 01:42:41,590
I got you smiling again.
2285
01:42:43,069 --> 01:42:45,115
Why don't you tell her
who told you what she wanted?
2286
01:42:45,115 --> 01:42:47,204
Man, shut, man, shut up.
Get this. Shut up, okay?
2287
01:42:47,204 --> 01:42:49,293
No one's going to believe you,
because he's a clown, okay?
2288
01:42:49,293 --> 01:42:52,253
I'm a clown. Who gives...
Yo, I'm a stripper, too.
2289
01:42:52,253 --> 01:42:53,732
Hell, I'm even a liar!
2290
01:42:53,732 --> 01:42:55,821
But you know what I'm not?
I'm not a fake!
2291
01:42:55,821 --> 01:42:58,215
You don't love her like I do.
- I'm the one she's marrying.
2292
01:42:58,215 --> 01:43:00,609
Boy, you got these cameras
going all the time.
2293
01:43:00,609 --> 01:43:01,653
It's all just one big act!
2294
01:43:01,653 --> 01:43:03,394
You about to hear my vows, bro.
2295
01:43:03,394 --> 01:43:05,831
Wedding vows? Let me tell you
the wedding vows that I wrote.
2296
01:43:05,831 --> 01:43:09,052
"Do you, Robin,
take me, Merlin...
2297
01:43:09,052 --> 01:43:10,880
to be my first kiss?
2298
01:43:11,663 --> 01:43:15,319
To make magic with me,
to watch old tv shows together?
2299
01:43:15,319 --> 01:43:17,800
To always make
each other laugh,
2300
01:43:17,800 --> 01:43:19,758
to always have
each other's backs?"
2301
01:43:20,803 --> 01:43:23,371
See, because she is my Whitley.
2302
01:43:23,371 --> 01:43:24,502
And I'm in love with her.
2303
01:43:24,502 --> 01:43:26,156
I'm in love with you, too,
Merlin!
2304
01:43:26,678 --> 01:43:27,810
Wait,
what did she just say?
2305
01:43:30,639 --> 01:43:32,728
- Merlin.
- Did you mean it?
2306
01:43:32,728 --> 01:43:34,208
Of course.
2307
01:43:38,124 --> 01:43:42,216
I love you, Merlin, so much.
- Yeah, I know.
2308
01:43:42,216 --> 01:43:43,739
And unlike him...
2309
01:43:43,739 --> 01:43:45,741
I was going to Blaze her
ass at the altar, anyway.
2310
01:43:45,741 --> 01:43:48,700
...I know you.
2311
01:43:52,791 --> 01:43:54,402
You know?
2312
01:44:03,237 --> 01:44:06,762
Will Robin marry Merlin?
2313
01:44:08,720 --> 01:44:10,635
I mean, is this what
you want, Merlin?
2314
01:44:11,549 --> 01:44:13,203
I want a different world.
2315
01:44:14,378 --> 01:44:15,640
Do you?
2316
01:44:16,075 --> 01:44:17,251
I do.
2317
01:44:18,687 --> 01:44:21,080
Wow, those words
really are magic.
2318
01:44:22,734 --> 01:44:25,084
Well, then...
2319
01:44:25,084 --> 01:44:29,132
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
2320
01:44:30,220 --> 01:44:31,526
You may kiss the bride.
2321
01:44:38,707 --> 01:44:41,013
See, just like
when I get a massage,
2322
01:44:41,013 --> 01:44:43,320
my tale had a happy ending.
2323
01:44:43,320 --> 01:44:44,800
Merlin got his girl,
2324
01:44:44,800 --> 01:44:47,455
somehow Robin magically
got my damn wedding ring
2325
01:44:47,455 --> 01:44:49,413
with that little ass diamond,
2326
01:44:49,413 --> 01:44:51,154
Luther finally got to be a dad,
2327
01:44:51,154 --> 01:44:52,808
and we buried the hatchet.
2328
01:44:52,808 --> 01:44:56,681
And by hatchet,
I mean his dick in my vagina!
2329
01:44:56,681 --> 01:44:58,030
We're going to go ahead
2330
01:44:58,030 --> 01:44:59,597
and make you a little sister
or brother, okay?
2331
01:44:59,597 --> 01:45:01,077
Momma, really?
2332
01:45:01,077 --> 01:45:02,818
I got about four eggs left.
2333
01:45:02,818 --> 01:45:03,949
I'm going to scramble
everything!
2334
01:45:03,949 --> 01:45:06,996
So, husband,
are you retired now?
2335
01:45:06,996 --> 01:45:09,346
From stripping?
Yeah, absolutely.
2336
01:45:10,391 --> 01:45:12,044
What if I want you
to dance for me?
2337
01:45:12,044 --> 01:45:13,437
What you mean, like...
2338
01:45:13,437 --> 01:45:14,612
I mean, that can be arranged.
2339
01:45:14,612 --> 01:45:15,918
Back in the hotel room, later?
2340
01:45:15,918 --> 01:45:18,790
Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
What if I want it right now?
2341
01:45:18,790 --> 01:45:20,618
- Right now?
- DJ!
2342
01:45:21,358 --> 01:45:23,404
Robin, don't do this to me.
2343
01:45:23,404 --> 01:45:26,145
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like
to bring to the stage right now
2344
01:45:26,145 --> 01:45:31,107
Dr. X, Mr. Body, Mr. Face,
2345
01:45:31,107 --> 01:45:34,632
Mr. Slim Sexy, Mr. Big,
2346
01:45:34,632 --> 01:45:38,723
and the one and only
Mr. Black Magic!
2347
01:45:38,723 --> 01:45:42,336
Ladies and gentlemen, I bring
to you the Chocolate Chips!
2348
01:45:55,610 --> 01:45:57,307
Like I said,
Merlin and Robin
2349
01:45:57,307 --> 01:46:00,092
have been crazy about
each other from day one.
2350
01:46:00,092 --> 01:46:01,964
So, while we get our dance on,
2351
01:46:01,964 --> 01:46:04,532
it's time to let them get to
the best part of the wedding,
2352
01:46:04,532 --> 01:46:06,142
the honeymoon!
2353
01:46:06,142 --> 01:46:08,405
You all know I meant fucking,
right?
2354
01:46:08,405 --> 01:46:11,103
So, come on, here's to love.
2355
01:46:11,103 --> 01:46:12,757
Here's to the future.
2356
01:46:12,757 --> 01:46:14,455
Here's to magic.
2357
01:46:20,156 --> 01:46:22,158
Raise your hand
if you fought a tiger.
2358
01:46:26,597 --> 01:46:28,512
- Bam!
- Hit them with it.
2359
01:46:28,512 --> 01:46:30,253
- Bam!
- Double it up.
2360
01:46:30,253 --> 01:46:31,863
Who's talking? Who's talking?
2361
01:46:34,779 --> 01:46:36,390
Well, come on in here.
2362
01:46:36,390 --> 01:46:39,697
By the time you get in here,
I'll be on the stage butt naked.
2363
01:46:46,617 --> 01:46:47,792
I heard it.
2364
01:46:57,454 --> 01:47:00,501
Good living and good pussy.
2365
01:47:03,460 --> 01:47:04,853
Stop messing around, Merlin.
2366
01:47:04,853 --> 01:47:06,550
Okay. I'm not messing
around! I'm stuck.
2367
01:47:06,550 --> 01:47:08,944
Oh, shit. Robin?
2368
01:47:08,944 --> 01:47:09,858
Help!
2369
01:47:12,817 --> 01:47:14,645
Amen, talk about the Lord!
2370
01:47:18,301 --> 01:47:20,390
Get... wrong way!
2371
01:47:21,957 --> 01:47:23,088
Cut!
2372
01:47:23,567 --> 01:47:25,395
Yo, how do you open this door?
2373
01:47:25,395 --> 01:47:26,527
Use your dick.
2374
01:47:31,575 --> 01:47:33,664
Earl said, "Well, yeah,
I'm not where I should be."
2375
01:47:33,664 --> 01:47:35,013
I said, "Don't show me,
2376
01:47:35,013 --> 01:47:36,667
but if you could give me
an example."
2377
01:47:36,667 --> 01:47:38,800
Well, Earl sent me
a goddamn cup!
2378
01:47:38,800 --> 01:47:41,411
Yeah. So Earl's dealing
with a fucking sardine.
2379
01:47:42,107 --> 01:47:44,414
Shake it, shake it,
shake it, shake it.
2380
01:47:44,893 --> 01:47:48,200
Huh! Baby,
talk about the Lord!
2381
01:47:48,200 --> 01:47:50,986
You see these calves?
Ladies love them.
2382
01:47:50,986 --> 01:47:52,553
Can't get them at the gym.
2383
01:47:52,553 --> 01:47:54,424
Literally you can't.
They're implants.
2384
01:47:54,424 --> 01:47:56,557
Talking, who's talking?
I'm talking.
2385
01:47:56,557 --> 01:47:58,602
Who's working?
I'm working.
2386
01:47:58,602 --> 01:48:00,343
It should be two, then slide.
2387
01:48:00,343 --> 01:48:01,605
That's what I was trying
to tell...
2388
01:48:01,605 --> 01:48:04,434
See? Perky, right?
2389
01:48:05,348 --> 01:48:07,393
Maybe you need
a second opinion.
2390
01:48:07,916 --> 01:48:11,702
Jesus, Bambi! Stop having guys
put their hands on your tits!
2391
01:48:11,702 --> 01:48:13,530
Took that orangutan! Huh!
2392
01:48:19,754 --> 01:48:21,451
You wanna come back
to the party with me?
2393
01:48:21,451 --> 01:48:23,584
Hell, nah. I got plans.
2394
01:48:23,584 --> 01:48:26,935
Huh? They want to do
all that right there? Huh?
2395
01:48:26,935 --> 01:48:28,937
Get the hell up out
of my back door!
2396
01:48:28,937 --> 01:48:30,765
The fuck do you think this is?
2397
01:48:30,765 --> 01:48:32,157
Did we get it right?
2398
01:48:34,333 --> 01:48:35,552
All right, all right,
all right.
2399
01:48:35,552 --> 01:48:36,814
Sit your asses down!
2400
01:48:36,814 --> 01:48:38,424
Say it again.
2401
01:56:07,525 --> 01:56:09,614
difuze
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