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THE GREAT INDIAN FAMILY
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Okay. Ready.
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Jai Kanhaiya Lal.
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This is Balrampur - the king
of Indian small towns...
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And I am the king of Balrampur.
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If they ever make a movie on my life...
this will be its first shot.
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Like in movies, in life too
a back story is important.
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And my back story begins
with Newton uncle.
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Uncle was asleep.
An apple fell. Woke him up.
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Uncle it's an apple! Wipe it
and take a bite maybe? But no!
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You woke up and made sure no kid
anywhere could ever sleep again.
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Eat Gravity, Sleep Gravity...
I hate gravity!
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He who knows it all -
the scholar.
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He who knows nothing -
the Idiot.
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And he who knows nothing...
but knows how act like the know-it-all -
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the Smarty Pants.
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Aka Vedvyas Tripathi.
Aka Billu. Aka... yours truly!
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I too was sitting
under a tree that day.
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My life's theory was about
to whack me in the head,
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but I didn't know that yet...
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because I was busy playing
snakes and ladders.
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It was my favourite game.
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Can I play with you?
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I couldn't believe my luck!
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At 7:55, every morning
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we caught a glimpse of Roll no. 23 -
Ms. Aishwarya Malpani!
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I may not know why that
apple fell from the tree
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but since the dawn of time,
boys in rickshaws,
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have fallen for girls in big cars.
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My favourite game - had finally
brought me sweet luck.
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Look! We're together...
in the same square.
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I love snakes and ladders.
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- It's my birthday today.
- Happy...
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Not here. Come home?
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My dad's throwing a birthday party.
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My dad's a businessman.
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What does your dad do?
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I just couldn't tell her that my father
performed religious rituals for a living.
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Praise to be Lord Shiva!
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Praise to be Lord Ganesha!
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Pandit Siyaram Tripathi.
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The most respected of ancestral
Hindu priests in Balrampur.
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Be it a birth, wedding
or a death, priests like him
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were always in demand...
and in command!
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The man who was most jealous of him
was Pandit Jagannath Mishra.
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Pandit Jagannath Mishra
aka a two faced charlatan.
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To him religion was merely
a business.
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Dad was like a righteous sage...
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and Mishra, his arch enemy -
a charlatan.
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And while they pretended
to be friends...
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a war between them was
going to be inevitable.
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The true saga of my fate
was playing out over here.
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This is Prabhu-Leela mansion.
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It was once the name of my
grandparents... now it's our address.
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My grandparents,
housed in these photos,
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like most Indian ancestors
are used to wilted flowers.
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So this fresh flower garland
must make them wonder -
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what's the occasion bro?
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I too had the same question.
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Gunja?
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Gunja Tripathi.
My twin sister.
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You know the tiniest snake on the
snakes and ladders board? That's her.
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Aunty! Billu's here.
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Welcome home my child.
Welcome!
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Aunt's name was Sushila Kumari,
but the town knew her as Agony Aunty.
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You could go from being
the apple of her eyes
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to the agony of being the thorn
in her side, in under 2 seconds!
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You better set that right!
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What's keeping you?!
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Aunty, why do you never
let me get ready!?
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Hema Aunty!
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Named after the belle
of Bollywood - Hema Malini.
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She was convinced she was as pretty.
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Hema! Now!!!
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Coming...
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What's the ceremony for?
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Didn't he tell you?
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Who?
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Uncle aka Balakram Tripathi.
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He too thought he was hero
in his own right.
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As usual, his sweet tooth has
made him forget the main program.
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How come there's always a fly
on your sweets Ramswaroop?
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It all adds to the flavour, sir!
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- You devil, you...
- Should I pack a kilo each?
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Nope. 3 kilos each.
It's Billu's big day today!
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Maybe even these flies
have a sixth sense...
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and knew what misfortune
awaited me.
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- Thread ceremony...
- Your initiation.
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Welcome to the 1st standard
of becoming a priest!
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It's a thick mop.
It'll take some doing.
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- What is this?!
- You'll have to be tonsured no?
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But I've to go to Aishwarya's
birthday party.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AISHWARYA
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Billu stop running?!
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Get back here
or I'll slap you silly!
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I don't want to!
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Where you off to kiddo?
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Dad, can't I be initiated
without a tonsure?
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The other day Signor Mishra's son
Tulsidas tried this same jibber-jabber.
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One tight slap from Mishra
and hair was gone in five minutes!
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This isn't the Mishra household.
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We're civilized.
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If the child has questions
we must answer them.
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Right.
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Democracy!
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Dad's weapon of choice to settle
all disputes. Democracy.
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- Shall we begin?
- Yes.
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Now the whole family will vote
on my ceremony.
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Their decision will be final.
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The motion brought before
Home Parliament today
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is if Billu should get tonsured or not?
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The results are...
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in favour of tonsuring... 1...
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2...
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3...
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4...
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5 a total of 6.
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May you live long little one,
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May you bring us fortune little son
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This heart is abound with joy,
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You're our moon,
you're the sun
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May you live long little one,
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That's when I realized -
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Life was playing a game
of snakes and ladders with me.
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I was the peg searching for ladders
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and my family - the snakes
pulling me down.
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Put this on.
Brother's already there.
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He's said you will perform
the rituals with us.
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You're a priest now...
let the rites begin!
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I wasn't going to Aishwarya's
party wearing this cap.
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I figured I might as well don the loin
cloth and go to this ritual ceremony.
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Temple flags, flying high
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A joy is in the air
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Jai-Mata-Di!
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Let's go see the lord,
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Have no fear or no scare!
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Brother says, the lord needs to see
your heart not your clothes!
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Take off your kurta.
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Today, on Aishwarya's birthday...
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...we offer this ceremony as wishes.
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How would I know Aishwarya's
father was so religious
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that he's planned a prayer ceremony
on his daughter's birthday party?!
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Who does that man!
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I was so embarrassed!
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If you have the lord in your heart.
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His devotional hymns have the power
to make any dream come true.
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It became clear to me that
only God could help me.
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Join me in this song
to praise the Lord.
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He had to rid me of my woes!
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My heart was heavy...
my mind raced
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and suddenly a voice rose
from deep within me.
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Hear me O Creator
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O father in the sky
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Lost at sea, I am
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the waves are rising high
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You're my salvation, Lord,
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If you be my rudder
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if you hold my hand
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I could find my way to your land
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I could find my way to your land
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I stand at your door,
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Fill my empty cup
with your grace
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Hear me as I implore,
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Turn my dark nights
Into shiny days
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A mesh of flaws I am,
since the day I was born
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Turn my faults into virtues
that I can adorn
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My soul is stuck in throes
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Come rid me of my woes
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I call out to you...
Om, Om, Om, Om
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I call out to you...
Om, Om, Om, Om
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Where are you...
Om, Om, Om, Om.
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Where are you...
Om, Om, Om, Om.
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I call out to you...
Om, Om, Om, Om
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When I opened my eyes
I was hoping my life
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and my serpent-like family
would've changed.
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I guess God has a twisted
sense of humour.
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Your child is a blessing
Mr. Tripathi, a blessing!
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Aishwarya, touch his feet
and take his blessings!
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Hey Lord!
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So now you know my back story.
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Sing my child... sing.
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Since that day I've been
singing ever since.
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I now have God on speed-dial.
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Jai Kanhaiya Lal.
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From the ashes of Billu's broken
dreams, "Bhajan Kumar" was born.
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Greetings to one and all.
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Bless us granny.
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Please keep these kids away
from the loudspeakers.
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Are you ready... 3 Go!
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Make us wait no more
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Bhajan Kumar knocks at your door
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Make us wait no more
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Bhajan Kumar knocks at your door
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Deliver us from all misgiving
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Grant us high thinking
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Bless us with simple living
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Your followers all,
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pray and bow
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They're tweeting "where art thou"
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So Come on... Come at last!
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O Krishna, you gotta join Twitter
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Don't let your devotees get bitter
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O Krishna, you gotta join Twitter
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Don't let your devotees get bitter
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Ease our doubts
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and our spirit
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This raging mind is aflutter
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Praise the Lord!
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O Krishna,
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O Krishna,
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O Krishna, you gotta join Twitter
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Don't let your devotees get bitter
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THE PRIDE OF BALRAMPUR
BHAJAN KUMAR
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I had all the fame and respect
I ever prayed for.
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My family was still snake-like,
but I had become their ladder!
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On your feet...
Raise your hands.
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And sing with me!
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The end of times are near...
we're busy bowing to our phone
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Instead of you praying to your image...
we're busy clicking our own
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I say this phone is the real enemy.
Throw it away!
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The end of times are near...
we're busy bowing to our phone
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Instead of you praying to your image...
we're busy clicking our own
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Save us from this world
of click bait!
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In a digital form,
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Why don't you reincarnate?
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Redeem us from this disgrace
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We seek your sermon
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We yearn to see your face
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So, come on...
Come and Login again
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O Krishna,
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O Krishna, you gotta join Twitter
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Don't let us devotees get bitter
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O Krishna, you gotta join Twitter
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Don't let us devotees get bitter
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Hear this chorus,
hear thy name
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Can you hear my heart's guitar?
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My eyes thirst for a glimpse
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Come back - wherever you are!
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Loud and clear!
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I beseech you, my saviour, come
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To save our souls, come
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It's getting dark and lonely,
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To awaken us, come
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To light up our homes, come
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to drink from our cups, come
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This life is incomplete,
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To answer our prayers... come
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Come on your chariot,
253
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:47,784
Come with Radha
254
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,698
Bring a friend or two,
255
00:15:50,098 --> 00:15:51,720
We're leaving the door ajar
256
00:15:52,008 --> 00:15:53,658
Bring Hanuman,
257
00:15:53,872 --> 00:15:55,537
Bring Shankar
258
00:15:55,819 --> 00:15:57,488
Bring Lord Rama too
259
00:15:57,689 --> 00:15:59,487
Come without any further ado!
260
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:03,104
So come on... come on
261
00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:07,273
Come on... Come to us now
262
00:16:08,090 --> 00:16:10,982
O Krishna, you gotta join Twitter
263
00:16:11,858 --> 00:16:14,676
Don't let us devotees get bitter
264
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:18,469
O Krishna, you gotta join Twitter
265
00:16:19,421 --> 00:16:23,121
Don't let us devotees get bitter
266
00:16:27,055 --> 00:16:34,167
My band and I thank the prayer committee
for inviting us to this holy gathering.
267
00:16:34,582 --> 00:16:37,330
I hope you all enjoyed
this devotional song.
268
00:16:37,586 --> 00:16:41,200
My name is Bhajan Kumar.
Follow me on social media.
269
00:16:42,423 --> 00:16:44,343
Brother... selfie.
270
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,464
- Thank you bro
- You're very welcome.
271
00:16:47,622 --> 00:16:48,585
Excuse me.
272
00:16:57,020 --> 00:16:58,667
Bless us Signor Pandit!
273
00:16:58,854 --> 00:17:00,233
Veneration.
274
00:17:00,418 --> 00:17:03,491
While kids my age were busy living it up
I was forced to bless those very kids!
275
00:17:03,721 --> 00:17:05,669
I had become the de facto
elder brother to the town!
276
00:17:06,813 --> 00:17:10,577
Thankfully my world wasn't
only hymns and blessings
277
00:17:11,132 --> 00:17:13,577
I still had a place where I could
shed the coat of religiosity,
278
00:17:13,814 --> 00:17:15,651
and just breathe.
279
00:17:16,896 --> 00:17:21,490
We could do all the tomfoolery
our hearts desired!
280
00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:26,692
Get him Pandit...
he's a candle in the wind!
281
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:28,623
Dude, what the hell!
282
00:17:28,904 --> 00:17:31,283
Cut it out. I'm in a bad mood.
283
00:17:31,624 --> 00:17:34,396
What's wrong?
You finally saw a mirror?
284
00:17:34,897 --> 00:17:37,835
Tell me the truth Pandit.
285
00:17:38,095 --> 00:17:40,188
Am I ugly?
286
00:17:40,888 --> 00:17:44,165
No baby, you look like
a young Ranbir Kapoor!
287
00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:48,103
Never stab a broken heart Bengali,
it can prick you back!
288
00:17:48,289 --> 00:17:49,101
Dude, what's wrong?
289
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:53,781
I feel like drinking this rat poison
and laying my life down at her door.
290
00:17:54,054 --> 00:17:57,270
Dude, rat poison's not gonna
kill you... try sulfuric acid?
291
00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:58,813
I'll murder you before I kill myself!
292
00:17:58,961 --> 00:18:00,354
Ehi, stop it!
Bengali, that's enough.
293
00:18:00,602 --> 00:18:03,561
Whose door do you want to die at?
What's the matter?
294
00:18:03,878 --> 00:18:05,253
That's a friend that cares.
295
00:18:07,009 --> 00:18:09,464
There's this girl...
she lives in Arya Nagar.
296
00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:14,057
Some guy picks her up
and drops her everyday.
297
00:18:14,313 --> 00:18:17,380
You guys need to do something about
it or I'll see you at my funeral!
298
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:22,052
Dude?! Stop staring... she's going
to be your sister-in-law.
299
00:18:28,519 --> 00:18:30,389
- Look, there he is...
- Ya, I've got eyes.
300
00:18:32,190 --> 00:18:33,888
Cops! Straight ahead.
301
00:18:34,124 --> 00:18:35,501
- Stop right here.
- Ehi! Wait!?
302
00:18:35,854 --> 00:18:36,876
Grab the holy cloth.
303
00:18:37,589 --> 00:18:39,191
Get in. Take the sweets.
304
00:18:42,762 --> 00:18:43,772
Stop! Stop!
305
00:18:43,944 --> 00:18:44,844
Hail Lord Rama!
306
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:50,825
The holy cloth and sweets
were a master stroke!
307
00:18:53,434 --> 00:18:55,088
He lives the "other" side!
308
00:18:55,325 --> 00:18:58,153
The "other" side was Lakshman Bagh.
309
00:18:58,510 --> 00:19:00,069
An area with a Hindu name
310
00:19:00,241 --> 00:19:05,190
but full of Alis and Mohammeds
- a Muslim locality!
311
00:19:05,681 --> 00:19:07,208
I was a little scared
312
00:19:07,933 --> 00:19:10,067
but one look at Sarwesh's long face,
313
00:19:10,247 --> 00:19:11,929
and the fizz of friendship
went to my head.
314
00:19:12,105 --> 00:19:15,249
Sarwesh maybe an idiot,
but he was our idiot
315
00:19:15,535 --> 00:19:18,420
and we wasn't losing to some
lad from the "other" side.
316
00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:19,882
Where to?
317
00:19:20,134 --> 00:19:21,788
How do we cross the "other" Side?
318
00:19:22,130 --> 00:19:23,032
Surgical Strike!
319
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:24,493
Ehi... watch out!
320
00:19:37,870 --> 00:19:38,674
Hurry up.
321
00:19:45,163 --> 00:19:46,818
Watch where you're going!
322
00:19:47,845 --> 00:19:49,286
Watch out. Go, go, go!
323
00:19:49,885 --> 00:19:51,069
There he is.
324
00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:58,574
- Follow me
- Where to?
325
00:19:58,715 --> 00:19:59,350
Let it go man.
326
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:01,284
This looks like no man's land...
let's teach him a lesson.
327
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:03,519
Pandit... no. Let it go.
328
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:08,530
- Excuse me sir?
- Ya?
329
00:20:08,826 --> 00:20:10,815
- I think you dropped this.
- What?
330
00:20:11,011 --> 00:20:12,012
Look.
331
00:20:14,719 --> 00:20:15,547
Who are you?
332
00:20:16,072 --> 00:20:17,776
- What's your name?
- Abdul!
333
00:20:18,006 --> 00:20:20,906
Abdul! You love riding around
with girls, don't you?
334
00:20:21,056 --> 00:20:21,961
Do you know who we are?
335
00:20:22,193 --> 00:20:23,051
- No
- We know what you're up to.
336
00:20:23,184 --> 00:20:25,363
- What?
- Stop saying what!
337
00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:27,248
We know who you're
eyeing these days
338
00:20:27,456 --> 00:20:28,986
his helmet isn't going
to save you from us.
339
00:20:29,134 --> 00:20:29,939
Ya, but who exactly are you?
340
00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:31,128
- We?
- We are...
341
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:32,436
We are the anti-Romeo squad
342
00:20:32,724 --> 00:20:33,724
Anti Romeo?
343
00:20:34,265 --> 00:20:36,306
- Squad! Ya, squad!
- Damn right a squad!
344
00:20:36,594 --> 00:20:37,734
Ya, but what do you want?
345
00:20:38,157 --> 00:20:39,572
- We... we?
- Er... we want your...
346
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,124
- Social security ID.
- What?! Why?
347
00:20:41,259 --> 00:20:42,094
Show me your ID.
I'll tell you.
348
00:20:42,297 --> 00:20:43,263
Ya... ya, give it.
349
00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:45,015
Ok... then let me go.
350
00:20:45,297 --> 00:20:47,473
It's in my bike.
I need to get it.
351
00:20:48,252 --> 00:20:51,098
Ok, go and get it.
352
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:54,708
Why did you ask for his ID?
353
00:20:54,923 --> 00:20:56,613
ID is everything bro!
354
00:20:56,915 --> 00:20:58,381
If we confiscate it,
he'll have to do as we say.
355
00:20:58,561 --> 00:20:59,929
It's just an ID dodo,
356
00:21:00,121 --> 00:21:03,398
not some magic lamp that you'll
start treating him like a genie!
357
00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:06,459
Ehi! Wait... Ehi!
358
00:21:07,304 --> 00:21:08,303
He's gone.
359
00:21:08,542 --> 00:21:10,477
- We scared him off.
- Damn right.
360
00:21:10,697 --> 00:21:12,627
You're a hero my brother.
361
00:21:12,853 --> 00:21:14,955
- The Hero needs more than just words...
- what does he need?
362
00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:16,977
- Ya, what?
- He needs some offerings.
363
00:21:17,207 --> 00:21:18,332
What do you want?
364
00:21:18,802 --> 00:21:21,130
Get me some tea.
365
00:21:21,473 --> 00:21:23,603
One more thing... Next time...
ask for the driver's license.
366
00:21:23,921 --> 00:21:25,396
That was fun.
367
00:21:25,922 --> 00:21:30,446
Signor Abdul, looks like
you did drop something?
368
00:21:31,796 --> 00:21:33,429
A rattle?!
369
00:21:33,739 --> 00:21:36,584
Heh, that's what I made
him do... rattle and hum!
370
00:21:36,814 --> 00:21:37,853
You'll never forget me.
371
00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:40,479
The villain perished...
and the hero prevailed.
372
00:21:40,683 --> 00:21:41,582
Excuse me.
373
00:22:04,852 --> 00:22:07,384
Are you from the Anti-Romeo squad?
374
00:22:10,290 --> 00:22:13,431
Er... ya... is there a problem?
375
00:22:14,783 --> 00:22:16,294
I have one now.
376
00:22:17,705 --> 00:22:21,380
I was expecting a burly man
with a thick moustache
377
00:22:22,755 --> 00:22:23,959
but you're much nicer.
378
00:22:24,557 --> 00:22:26,784
Just trying to be of service.
379
00:22:27,826 --> 00:22:32,998
I know I don't look it,
but I've only just finished college.
380
00:22:34,352 --> 00:22:37,136
Is it just a one-man squad?
381
00:22:37,315 --> 00:22:41,129
Oh, no, no... I've a few assistants.
382
00:22:41,434 --> 00:22:45,373
But I am in charge.
383
00:22:45,757 --> 00:22:46,975
Wow.
384
00:22:47,886 --> 00:22:50,658
I don't quite know how to thank you.
385
00:22:50,809 --> 00:22:52,947
- No thanks required
- Shhh...
386
00:22:55,572 --> 00:23:00,087
I know just the way.
387
00:23:02,962 --> 00:23:05,081
Take this you Anti-Romeo idiot!
388
00:23:05,265 --> 00:23:05,824
Ma'am...!
389
00:23:06,033 --> 00:23:07,822
You think you can get
away with anything?
390
00:23:08,031 --> 00:23:09,081
But I didn't do anything!
391
00:23:09,271 --> 00:23:10,349
You didn't do anything?
392
00:23:10,521 --> 00:23:11,506
Ma'am I'm from a decent family.
I swear!
393
00:23:11,694 --> 00:23:14,009
Is this what they taught you?
394
00:23:14,169 --> 00:23:15,106
Please hear me out. Ma'am!
395
00:23:15,271 --> 00:23:16,972
You brainless nincompoop...
bloody parasite!
396
00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:18,788
Pandit's getting beaten up.
Let's go.
397
00:23:18,966 --> 00:23:19,826
I'm occupied. You go ahead.
398
00:23:19,967 --> 00:23:21,228
What's the matter sister?
You can tell me.
399
00:23:21,379 --> 00:23:22,395
- Is he also with you?
- Yes, he is.
400
00:23:22,589 --> 00:23:23,512
- No, I am not.
- Get in here!
401
00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:24,909
You jobless idiots.
402
00:23:25,088 --> 00:23:27,731
Can't bear to let anyone
else do their work!
403
00:23:27,934 --> 00:23:29,954
Stupid. Fool.
404
00:23:30,768 --> 00:23:32,610
Don't you dare move!
405
00:23:34,668 --> 00:23:37,449
Have tea sister...
My eyes, my eyes!!!
406
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,190
Aren't you ashamed of yourselves?
407
00:23:45,435 --> 00:23:47,296
To err is to be human, no sister?
408
00:23:47,858 --> 00:23:50,008
Abdul is the best rattle player
in the entire state
409
00:23:50,447 --> 00:23:52,690
and now because of you guys,
he's shut his phone and gone missing.
410
00:23:52,913 --> 00:23:55,391
I should post your video
on social media.
411
00:23:55,579 --> 00:23:58,025
- No, no, no! Please no.
- But who told you about us sister?
412
00:23:58,229 --> 00:24:00,859
Abdul called me right before
he switched his phone off.
413
00:24:01,068 --> 00:24:02,591
- What if we...
- Shhh...
414
00:24:04,230 --> 00:24:06,235
Hello? Yes aunty?
415
00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:09,070
I'll be there soon.
There's no issue
416
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:13,588
just some monkeys on the road.
I had to set them straight. Yes.
417
00:24:15,051 --> 00:24:16,884
Sister, we'll make good your loss.
418
00:24:17,085 --> 00:24:19,875
All 3 of us will fill in for Abdul.
Your wish is our command.
419
00:24:33,076 --> 00:24:33,922
GOLDY WEDS GURPAL
420
00:24:36,996 --> 00:24:39,266
That was some strong pepper...
you grow it yourself?
421
00:24:39,509 --> 00:24:40,467
What do we have to do?
422
00:24:40,811 --> 00:24:43,537
You two... on my cue,
get up on stage.
423
00:24:43,696 --> 00:24:44,471
Ok.
424
00:24:44,673 --> 00:24:46,977
Start playing the rattle...
chika-chik-chik chika-chik.
425
00:24:47,594 --> 00:24:50,712
You wear what I say,
you do as I say.
426
00:24:51,601 --> 00:24:52,819
The show's in 30 minutes.
427
00:24:54,345 --> 00:24:55,076
Show?!
428
00:24:55,226 --> 00:24:57,157
Ladies and gentleman,
boys and girls.
429
00:24:57,459 --> 00:24:59,914
Every era has its love story.
430
00:25:00,134 --> 00:25:03,231
Laila Majnu, Shirin farhad,
Mirza Sahiba
431
00:25:03,594 --> 00:25:07,406
and today we have the
Goldie and Gurpal.
432
00:25:07,622 --> 00:25:10,529
Their love story goes from
Balrampur to Buckingham.
433
00:25:11,246 --> 00:25:18,133
To tell their tale, I invite
a performer par excellence -
434
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:23,054
The talented Ms. Jasmeet
from Jalandhar!
435
00:25:23,621 --> 00:25:24,622
Clap!
436
00:25:37,748 --> 00:25:42,307
A happy union, we wish you
on this blessed night
437
00:25:42,940 --> 00:25:47,435
As this beautiful bride
weds her groom tonight
438
00:25:48,321 --> 00:25:52,574
Trumpets blow with joy,
drums bang in delight
439
00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:58,379
Their dreams and destinies
are about to take flight
440
00:25:59,543 --> 00:26:04,214
You swerved into me like a kite
441
00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:08,924
Painted my heart with colours bright
442
00:26:09,935 --> 00:26:14,715
Despite the many tantrums you throw,
443
00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:19,472
My eyes stare at you,
move in slo-mo
444
00:26:20,388 --> 00:26:22,756
Juliet o Juliet...
I sing to you...
445
00:26:23,027 --> 00:26:25,185
My Juliet... O Juliet
all I do is pray for you
446
00:26:25,590 --> 00:26:28,042
Let's sing a duet
I'm your Romeo...
447
00:26:28,259 --> 00:26:32,213
You're my Juliet
My Juliet... My Juliet
448
00:26:33,418 --> 00:26:35,841
Juliet o Juliet...
I sing to you...
449
00:26:36,048 --> 00:26:38,304
My Juliet... O Juliet
All I do is pray for you
450
00:26:38,580 --> 00:26:40,322
Let's sing a duet
I'm your Romeo...
451
00:26:40,522 --> 00:26:45,490
You're my Juliet
My Juliet... My Juliet
452
00:27:07,043 --> 00:27:09,379
Tell me, what do you do?
453
00:27:09,591 --> 00:27:11,630
All I do is, love you
454
00:27:12,201 --> 00:27:14,522
Looks like you're cuckoo...
455
00:27:14,797 --> 00:27:16,811
So very true
456
00:27:17,437 --> 00:27:19,796
Pick another girl?
457
00:27:20,009 --> 00:27:21,888
There's none like you
458
00:27:22,637 --> 00:27:25,061
You gonna get beat up
459
00:27:25,281 --> 00:27:27,185
Babe, you gotta do you!
460
00:27:27,849 --> 00:27:30,232
We gotta be together
461
00:27:30,503 --> 00:27:32,563
What makes you say?
462
00:27:33,061 --> 00:27:35,309
I wanna marry you
463
00:27:35,694 --> 00:27:37,553
To my sandals you may!
464
00:27:38,229 --> 00:27:40,507
You belong to me
465
00:27:40,887 --> 00:27:43,303
In your dreams maybe
466
00:27:43,516 --> 00:27:45,804
Anyone but you, I vow
467
00:27:46,068 --> 00:27:48,371
But that's only for now
468
00:27:49,038 --> 00:27:53,746
You leave me counting
stars in the day
469
00:27:54,371 --> 00:27:59,040
Like a dream, on my nights you prey
470
00:27:59,514 --> 00:28:04,517
Despite the many tantrums you throw,
471
00:28:04,713 --> 00:28:08,987
My eyes stare at you, move in slo-mo
472
00:28:09,933 --> 00:28:12,365
Stop trying your luck
473
00:28:12,572 --> 00:28:14,974
You ain't that lovestruck
474
00:28:15,155 --> 00:28:16,788
Romeo o Romeo, don't you fret
475
00:28:17,012 --> 00:28:18,539
I ain't your juliet
476
00:28:18,724 --> 00:28:19,896
I ain't no Juliet
477
00:28:20,071 --> 00:28:22,385
Not your Juliet
478
00:28:22,968 --> 00:28:25,398
Juliet o Juliet...
I sing to you...
479
00:28:25,624 --> 00:28:28,015
My Juliet... O Juliet
All I do is pray for you
480
00:28:28,185 --> 00:28:30,572
Let's sing a duet
I'm your Romeo...
481
00:28:30,807 --> 00:28:34,999
You're my Juliet
My Juliet... My Juliet
482
00:28:45,637 --> 00:28:50,182
A happy union, we wish you
on this blessed night
483
00:28:50,902 --> 00:28:55,203
As this beautiful bride
weds her groom tonight
484
00:28:56,074 --> 00:29:00,735
Trumpets blow with joy,
drums bang in delight
485
00:29:01,317 --> 00:29:06,032
Their dreams and destinies
are about to take flight
486
00:29:13,701 --> 00:29:16,054
What a show! Brilliant.
487
00:29:29,527 --> 00:29:32,040
This money in your pocket
doesn't belong to you.
488
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:33,841
We didn't do this for money.
489
00:29:34,004 --> 00:29:35,402
I always meant to return
the money to you.
490
00:29:35,577 --> 00:29:36,694
Don't be stupid.
491
00:29:37,199 --> 00:29:38,939
Your wish is our command.
492
00:29:39,129 --> 00:29:41,117
Don't you dare flirt with me.
493
00:29:41,737 --> 00:29:43,546
It doesn't suit you.
494
00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:48,540
I still haven't forgiven you.
You guys aren't done yet.
495
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,704
Just tell us what to do.
496
00:29:51,010 --> 00:29:52,455
Tell us what to do?
497
00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:54,833
Is this the one?
498
00:29:55,215 --> 00:29:56,528
Yes, this is.
499
00:29:56,892 --> 00:29:57,756
Sorry.
500
00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:09,243
Dude, I've heard these muslims...
they hunt in packs.
501
00:30:09,523 --> 00:30:12,092
Man, I can't do this...
Uh - Allah hu Akbar!
502
00:30:12,265 --> 00:30:13,494
Allah hu Akbar.
503
00:30:13,696 --> 00:30:16,069
Abdul, we made a mistake,
please forgive us.
504
00:30:16,269 --> 00:30:18,144
Sister Jasmeet sent us.
And here is your payment.
505
00:30:18,339 --> 00:30:20,492
Forgive us my friend!
Both Allah and Akbar are forgiving!
506
00:30:20,645 --> 00:30:21,516
Please.
507
00:30:21,672 --> 00:30:22,702
Who is it?
508
00:30:23,131 --> 00:30:25,263
It's... the guys who...
509
00:30:25,507 --> 00:30:27,386
We... we're Abdul's friends.
510
00:30:27,602 --> 00:30:28,803
Yes, his friends! Ya.
511
00:30:29,003 --> 00:30:31,099
So friends, it's quite late.
See you tomorrow.
512
00:30:31,274 --> 00:30:32,827
Who is it my child?
513
00:30:33,685 --> 00:30:34,834
They're Abdul's buddies, Ma.
514
00:30:34,989 --> 00:30:37,252
So why're they at the door?
515
00:30:37,417 --> 00:30:38,932
Ma, they were just leaving.
516
00:30:39,102 --> 00:30:40,664
You can't leave without
a cup of tea son.
517
00:30:40,925 --> 00:30:41,961
Oh no, we can't.
518
00:30:42,110 --> 00:30:44,824
You can't leave our home
on an empty stomach.
519
00:30:45,050 --> 00:30:47,163
Come on in. Come my child.
520
00:30:48,714 --> 00:30:50,920
So do you guys work with Abdul?
521
00:30:51,211 --> 00:30:53,343
Oh no... we are.
522
00:30:53,525 --> 00:30:55,485
You're Pandit Tripathi's son no?
523
00:30:55,823 --> 00:30:57,409
- You know him?
- Er... no.
524
00:30:57,613 --> 00:30:59,957
His dad inaugurates Lord Rama's
play at Dussehra. I saw you there.
525
00:31:00,177 --> 00:31:01,563
You guys watch plays
about Hindu Gods?
526
00:31:01,738 --> 00:31:03,420
Watch?! My Pintu even acts in it.
527
00:31:03,624 --> 00:31:07,194
He plays the sleeping demon
Kumbhkaran. Kinda perfect for him.
528
00:31:09,820 --> 00:31:13,403
Command me O King...
who shall I slay in your honour!
529
00:31:13,685 --> 00:31:14,751
Goosebumps!
530
00:31:14,962 --> 00:31:16,457
And then the scene with
Lord Rama's brother -
531
00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:19,129
Pintu, that's enough.
They know Lord Rama's story.
532
00:31:19,358 --> 00:31:21,901
You like acting in Rama's play?
533
00:31:22,389 --> 00:31:24,548
- But he won't get to do it this year.
- Why?!
534
00:31:24,755 --> 00:31:27,735
Pandit Mishra and his son TD
are in-charge of casting now.
535
00:31:27,937 --> 00:31:29,158
and they fired Pintu.
536
00:31:29,398 --> 00:31:31,938
- So how did you guys meet?
- Err... Actually we... uh.
537
00:31:32,123 --> 00:31:33,644
Stop grilling them, Ma.
538
00:31:33,788 --> 00:31:36,399
I'm just curious.
I've never seen them before.
539
00:31:36,651 --> 00:31:38,303
Like that Jasmeet...
I've seen her around.
540
00:31:38,472 --> 00:31:40,233
Oh! Jasmeet comes here often?
541
00:31:41,356 --> 00:31:42,476
She did mention it.
542
00:31:42,635 --> 00:31:45,265
This is like a home to her.
She's like a sister to them.
543
00:31:45,450 --> 00:31:46,481
That's great!
544
00:31:46,712 --> 00:31:50,613
These dimwits haven't once so much
as bought her a decent gift.
545
00:31:50,862 --> 00:31:54,734
No, Abdul bro! That's awful of you.
You must buy her something.
546
00:31:54,993 --> 00:31:58,640
For a moment it seemed like
we truly were old friends.
547
00:31:58,956 --> 00:32:00,385
Amid all that joking and teasing,
548
00:32:00,574 --> 00:32:03,482
we'd forgotten that
only a few hours back.
549
00:32:03,708 --> 00:32:06,408
we were holy warriors of
the Anti-Abdul squad.
550
00:32:06,820 --> 00:32:09,735
I got the rattle and the money.
Don't share that video please.
551
00:32:09,986 --> 00:32:10,986
Thanks man!
552
00:32:11,171 --> 00:32:14,444
They're not all that bad.
Ok. Bye.
553
00:32:15,243 --> 00:32:16,287
See you soon Abdul.
554
00:32:16,455 --> 00:32:19,810
By the way, if you ever go
to a Muslim home again...
555
00:32:20,013 --> 00:32:23,180
Don't say Allah hu Akbar for Hello.
It's not a greeting.
556
00:32:23,359 --> 00:32:26,126
I knew it! But this Pandit
was acting like a know-it-all.
557
00:32:26,350 --> 00:32:27,577
So what's the right thing to say?
558
00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:30,024
- Salam Alaikum.
- Alekum. Aley-kum...
559
00:32:30,185 --> 00:32:33,089
It was on the tip of my tongue man,
just wouldn't roll off.
560
00:32:33,370 --> 00:32:34,874
What does it mean?
561
00:32:35,054 --> 00:32:38,340
It's a wish for harmony.
It means peace be upon you.
562
00:32:38,608 --> 00:32:42,428
Or like they say in Balrampur -
Peace out bro!
563
00:32:43,164 --> 00:32:45,201
What Abdul said made sense.
564
00:32:45,888 --> 00:32:47,494
We all were at peace now...
565
00:32:47,727 --> 00:32:49,911
Sarweshwar had Abdul's friendship.
566
00:32:50,161 --> 00:32:52,097
Bhatta had made a new
cultural discovery...
567
00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:54,029
and I.
568
00:32:54,554 --> 00:32:57,702
I was at peace just to know Jasmeet.
569
00:32:58,929 --> 00:33:03,986
So lost was I in her... that I barely
noticed night turn into day.
570
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,807
Good morn... uh... Hello.
571
00:33:08,206 --> 00:33:09,637
- Hi...
- Hi...
572
00:33:14,593 --> 00:33:17,172
This is not a date.
Don't get any ideas.
573
00:33:17,415 --> 00:33:18,851
Oh no. I'm not one of those guys...
574
00:33:19,044 --> 00:33:20,001
Coz you're a wuss?
575
00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:21,391
What?
576
00:33:21,585 --> 00:33:23,775
A wuss? Women scare you, no?
577
00:33:26,697 --> 00:33:30,071
I don't know if this is a date or not
578
00:33:30,644 --> 00:33:35,817
and you may be this bold
and beautiful woman,
579
00:33:36,127 --> 00:33:37,716
but you have no business
grilling me like this.
580
00:33:37,937 --> 00:33:39,433
I'm not some nincompoop
begging for a job.
581
00:33:39,628 --> 00:33:40,099
I was just...
582
00:33:40,254 --> 00:33:43,040
I am Bhajan Kumar.
I sing really well.
583
00:33:44,023 --> 00:33:46,764
If I ever showed up for Talent Show or
something, I'd be selected in a minute.
584
00:33:46,953 --> 00:33:48,970
But I respect my dad
too much to try out.
585
00:33:49,198 --> 00:33:51,463
You sing well too... I was just
happy to meet another artist,
586
00:33:51,608 --> 00:33:53,751
but not at the cost of my dignity!
587
00:33:54,957 --> 00:33:56,521
You're really sensitive dude!
588
00:33:58,383 --> 00:34:01,966
Look, like every proud Punjabi,
I have no filters.
589
00:34:02,756 --> 00:34:04,003
We speak from the heart...
590
00:34:04,433 --> 00:34:07,221
and find it very difficult
to say sorry.
591
00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:13,560
So consider this coffee an apology?
592
00:34:18,832 --> 00:34:22,982
I respect my parents and women a lot.
593
00:34:23,152 --> 00:34:24,905
If someone else had
spoken to me like that...
594
00:34:25,050 --> 00:34:25,842
What would you do?
595
00:34:26,106 --> 00:34:31,239
I'd have put a curse on you...
for all eternity.
596
00:34:32,476 --> 00:34:34,821
This date is nothing less than a curse.
597
00:34:39,929 --> 00:34:41,585
My feet were on a scooter...
598
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,053
but my head was in the clouds
just like Shah Rukh Khan.
599
00:34:49,605 --> 00:34:53,389
Have they lost their bloody minds!
600
00:34:56,613 --> 00:34:58,499
- You finally found time for home?
- What's going on?
601
00:34:58,687 --> 00:35:01,241
I won't eat or drink,
till this issue is settled.
602
00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,337
It's time to fight for your
family's honour kiddo.
603
00:35:03,542 --> 00:35:05,931
If you're done gallivanting...
do join us.
604
00:35:06,401 --> 00:35:08,267
- Let's go!
- Yes. Yes. Let's go.
605
00:35:09,999 --> 00:35:11,315
Is it a volcano or a tsunami?
606
00:35:11,495 --> 00:35:12,650
Early tremors of a big earthquake...
607
00:35:12,814 --> 00:35:13,737
Where's the epicenter?
608
00:35:13,904 --> 00:35:15,963
- Jaiprakash Malpani?
- Man... not again!
609
00:35:18,906 --> 00:35:22,726
Signor Malpani's daughter
Aishwarya was getting married.
610
00:35:23,449 --> 00:35:27,181
Dad had advised on an auspicious
date and time for the wedding.
611
00:35:28,036 --> 00:35:31,180
But the groom's side had
challenged Dad's panditry
612
00:35:31,593 --> 00:35:35,316
at the behest of Pandit Mishra.
613
00:35:36,269 --> 00:35:39,788
The result was simple -
a clash of the Pandits.
614
00:35:40,562 --> 00:35:42,321
Dad and Mishra were the gladiators...
615
00:35:42,686 --> 00:35:44,429
- Pandit Mishra.
- Pandit Tripathi.
616
00:35:44,610 --> 00:35:46,550
I hear you want the wedding
date changed.
617
00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:48,547
Saturn has changed its position...
618
00:35:50,053 --> 00:35:53,734
we must bind the young couple
in matrimony at an earlier date.
619
00:35:53,913 --> 00:35:56,290
Unless you have a problem with it.
620
00:35:56,516 --> 00:35:58,077
I don't...
621
00:35:59,797 --> 00:36:00,914
but the malevolent planet.
622
00:36:01,063 --> 00:36:02,865
That's moving into the house
of matrimony, will surely do.
623
00:36:03,184 --> 00:36:05,052
- Maybe you missed it?
- I didn't.
624
00:36:05,445 --> 00:36:08,550
I've asked the bride to wear
a 7 carat gem to ward off the evil.
625
00:36:09,713 --> 00:36:10,662
Problem solved!
626
00:36:10,807 --> 00:36:12,227
What about the effect of Mars?
627
00:36:12,384 --> 00:36:13,699
For that... I've prescribed
628
00:36:13,896 --> 00:36:15,517
donating 4 cows to the needy
629
00:36:15,698 --> 00:36:20,419
and a weekly fast for the bride
for the next 4 months.
630
00:36:20,694 --> 00:36:23,263
- What about the lunar obstruction?
- Fasts on Monday.
631
00:36:23,538 --> 00:36:28,203
A pearl-ring, A pyre ceremony...
feasts for 111 priests!
632
00:36:28,773 --> 00:36:29,536
Done.
633
00:36:31,381 --> 00:36:35,466
All of this just so the newly weds
can enjoy their honeymoon
634
00:36:35,822 --> 00:36:37,174
in Switzerland, right?
635
00:36:37,882 --> 00:36:40,496
Of course, why else!
636
00:36:40,837 --> 00:36:42,728
It was something else indeed.
637
00:36:42,976 --> 00:36:44,820
It was common knowledge that,
638
00:36:45,020 --> 00:36:48,348
every year Pandit Tripathi took a 2-week
pilgrimage, on the 23rd of June.
639
00:36:49,322 --> 00:36:51,353
If the wedding happened
before 7th July...
640
00:36:51,625 --> 00:36:53,559
He would have to signorina it.
641
00:36:53,767 --> 00:36:55,525
Which would make Mishra
the senior priest...
642
00:36:55,816 --> 00:36:59,816
and make Mishra and son, in charge of
the contract for the wedding rites.
643
00:37:00,791 --> 00:37:03,912
Mishra and TD seemed
like Demons to us.
644
00:37:04,683 --> 00:37:10,468
Aishwarya and her beau were
busy dreaming of Switzerland.
645
00:37:11,672 --> 00:37:15,370
Dad was left with two choices:
he could cancel his trip...
646
00:37:15,841 --> 00:37:18,609
or admit that Mishra had trumped him.
647
00:37:18,849 --> 00:37:22,676
We couldn't help but accept that
dad would lose this battle.
648
00:37:29,150 --> 00:37:31,646
Aishwarya, when you get to Switzerland,
649
00:37:31,846 --> 00:37:35,131
you must observe a fast on Mondays
and Tuesdays without a drop of water.
650
00:37:35,415 --> 00:37:39,628
Every evening, after prayers,
you must change into a sari
651
00:37:39,890 --> 00:37:43,377
and eat only pure vegetarian
food at an Indian restaurant.
652
00:37:43,625 --> 00:37:45,443
Amit, to appease the ancestral deities,
653
00:37:45,622 --> 00:37:50,622
every morning you need to offer water
to the sun, at the stroke of dawn.
654
00:37:50,955 --> 00:37:55,929
Preferably at one of the many lakes
in Switzerland.
655
00:37:57,006 --> 00:38:02,231
Signor Mishra, the cows will have
to be donated in Switzerland too...
656
00:38:02,818 --> 00:38:05,082
because from the 9th of July,
Jupiter turns unfavourable.
657
00:38:07,947 --> 00:38:09,268
- Signor Malpani?
- Yes sir.
658
00:38:09,449 --> 00:38:11,493
Since you keep traveling there,
659
00:38:12,204 --> 00:38:17,553
please arrange for 4 Swiss
cows for the kids to donate.
660
00:38:17,769 --> 00:38:22,022
The couple suddenly saw their
honeymoon turn into a pilgrimage!
661
00:38:22,259 --> 00:38:23,709
At this age,
662
00:38:24,835 --> 00:38:26,622
my soul can't rest without
my annual pilgrimage.
663
00:38:27,302 --> 00:38:30,361
Advance the wedding and
implement all these solutions.
664
00:38:31,497 --> 00:38:33,560
If that's what makes you happy...
665
00:38:34,452 --> 00:38:38,845
this ordinary priest
won't get in the way.
666
00:38:39,590 --> 00:38:40,804
- Uh...
- We'll talk to him son.
667
00:38:40,989 --> 00:38:42,715
I take your leave. Ved, let's go
668
00:38:42,886 --> 00:38:45,484
- Pandit Tripathi... please.
- Signor Pandit... Sir...
669
00:38:45,919 --> 00:38:48,361
maybe we're being too
hasty with the wedding.
670
00:38:48,562 --> 00:38:51,368
Let's stick to our earlier plan.
671
00:38:51,666 --> 00:38:52,852
You finish your pilgrimage.
672
00:38:52,942 --> 00:38:54,633
My daughter will wed
when you return.
673
00:38:54,793 --> 00:38:56,320
You don't need to so formal.
674
00:38:56,505 --> 00:38:57,930
Signor Mishra please
tell them it's ok.
675
00:38:58,254 --> 00:39:00,106
You're my senior Signor Tripathi.
676
00:39:00,330 --> 00:39:02,444
You can do no wrong.
677
00:39:02,781 --> 00:39:05,739
This wedding can't happen without you.
678
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:07,453
Ok then.
679
00:39:08,125 --> 00:39:11,579
Let's organise an evening of
devotional songs next fortnight.
680
00:39:12,182 --> 00:39:13,068
I won't be here,
681
00:39:13,272 --> 00:39:16,717
but Vedvyas and Balakram will
more than make up for my absence.
682
00:39:19,787 --> 00:39:26,527
Dad was our hero!
683
00:39:27,297 --> 00:39:30,779
In one fell swoop he had
established his seniority
684
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:35,214
and that he was in-charge
of the Malpani wedding.
685
00:39:35,542 --> 00:39:37,396
Mishra and TD were left
licking their wounds
686
00:39:37,631 --> 00:39:39,243
and the sour grapes
they'd been handed...
687
00:39:39,507 --> 00:39:42,567
While the victorious Tripathis
strutted out of the Colosseum!
688
00:39:43,133 --> 00:39:45,757
We were all in awe of dad that day.
689
00:39:46,019 --> 00:39:47,966
He was strict, but awesome.
690
00:39:48,484 --> 00:39:51,923
If this family was a car,
he was indeed our engine.
691
00:39:52,399 --> 00:39:54,354
My phone will be off till I come back.
692
00:39:54,622 --> 00:39:55,535
Ok brother.
693
00:39:55,712 --> 00:39:58,319
Please refrain from sending those
annoying 'good morning' texts.
694
00:39:58,522 --> 00:40:00,565
- He means you.
- Shut up. I never send those.
695
00:40:00,721 --> 00:40:01,947
- Balakram.
- Yes.
696
00:40:02,132 --> 00:40:03,613
Make sure nothing goes wrong
while I'm away.
697
00:40:03,816 --> 00:40:06,668
Have I ever let you down
in all these years?
698
00:40:06,878 --> 00:40:08,403
Ya, but the Malpani
wedding is close...
699
00:40:08,589 --> 00:40:11,392
and Mishra will definitely
try something.
700
00:40:11,593 --> 00:40:13,683
Mishra can't do jack brother.
701
00:40:14,130 --> 00:40:16,772
- Rest assured. I'm here.
- How's this? Looks good no?
702
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:18,893
The color suits you aunty!
703
00:40:19,074 --> 00:40:21,358
Unless you're planning to buy
a ticket... please go!
704
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,792
He means you... Let's go.
Take care brother.
705
00:40:24,020 --> 00:40:26,990
Who's luggage is this?
Come this way.
706
00:40:27,527 --> 00:40:28,433
Ya, ya. Calm down.
707
00:40:28,617 --> 00:40:31,040
- Billu, his bag is still up there.
- Lemme go and put it near him.
708
00:40:40,270 --> 00:40:42,423
I felt like hugging him tight...
709
00:40:43,077 --> 00:40:45,709
but we were both a little shy.
710
00:40:48,493 --> 00:40:50,857
Bye dad. Take care of yourself.
711
00:41:08,125 --> 00:41:10,728
- Hello.
- Hello... please sit.
712
00:41:12,390 --> 00:41:14,558
What rites do you need done?
713
00:41:14,835 --> 00:41:16,215
I just finished my rites.
714
00:41:16,378 --> 00:41:16,955
Then?
715
00:41:17,089 --> 00:41:19,881
I wanted to meet Pandit Tripathi,
but I heard he's away?
716
00:41:20,081 --> 00:41:22,424
Ya, he just left, but you can tell us.
717
00:41:22,599 --> 00:41:25,161
If it's an evening of devotional
songs... or prayers we can handle it.
718
00:41:25,325 --> 00:41:28,976
No. I need to hand
something over to you.
719
00:41:29,706 --> 00:41:32,154
My father passed away this morning.
720
00:41:32,427 --> 00:41:35,041
He used to live in this town
many years ago.
721
00:41:35,557 --> 00:41:40,858
For the last few months, he made me
post many letters to this address.
722
00:41:41,852 --> 00:41:43,878
I don't know if you guys got
any of them?
723
00:41:44,042 --> 00:41:47,890
People usually just text nowadays...
I haven't seen a letter for ages.
724
00:41:48,078 --> 00:41:49,671
What was the letter about?
725
00:41:49,879 --> 00:41:51,769
He never told me.
726
00:41:52,648 --> 00:41:56,954
But he wanted me to give you this.
727
00:41:57,129 --> 00:41:58,672
Thank you.
728
00:41:59,342 --> 00:42:02,189
- I'll take your leave.
- Ok. Thank you.
729
00:42:03,866 --> 00:42:05,543
Would you like some tea?
730
00:42:05,784 --> 00:42:07,766
He must've written at least ten letters.
731
00:42:07,952 --> 00:42:10,307
Just make sure Pandit
Tripathi gets this letter.
732
00:42:10,471 --> 00:42:12,550
Of course. Ok. Rest assured.
733
00:42:12,982 --> 00:42:14,143
Greeting.
734
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:19,420
Read it with some flair...
I want to enjoy this snack.
735
00:42:20,686 --> 00:42:23,624
- Greetings, Signor Tripathi...
- Greetings to you too.
736
00:42:26,294 --> 00:42:29,530
'I've been writing to you for a while
now, but I haven't received a reply.
737
00:42:29,762 --> 00:42:33,142
'If you're reading this,
I'm probably not alive anymore.
738
00:42:33,378 --> 00:42:35,889
'For years now I've been
troubled by a secret.
739
00:42:36,045 --> 00:42:37,330
'It's important that
I confess to you.'
740
00:42:37,459 --> 00:42:38,603
- The spice is just right.
- It's good no?
741
00:42:38,736 --> 00:42:44,167
'Pandit Tripathi the child born to you
on the 7th of December is not your own.'
742
00:42:45,445 --> 00:42:46,314
Hmm?
743
00:42:48,471 --> 00:42:49,757
Ok. Keep reading.
744
00:42:50,038 --> 00:42:52,250
'I was a ward boy at MG hospital
745
00:42:52,414 --> 00:42:55,054
'in-charge of birth and death
certificates.
746
00:42:55,499 --> 00:43:02,521
'That night a child's birth
certificate was made twice...
747
00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:05,591
'I was paid extra money to alter
this child's birth certificate.
748
00:43:05,755 --> 00:43:09,327
'I'd sworn that I will never
tell anyone about this.
749
00:43:09,927 --> 00:43:14,818
'But now my end is near and
I want at least you, to know this.
750
00:43:15,496 --> 00:43:19,175
'The man who got the
certificate changed,
751
00:43:19,410 --> 00:43:22,409
'made me put your name down
as the father.
752
00:43:23,105 --> 00:43:24,938
'I couldn't see his face
753
00:43:25,121 --> 00:43:27,147
'because there was no electricity
in the hospital that night
754
00:43:27,291 --> 00:43:29,577
'and he'd covered it with a shawl.
755
00:43:30,019 --> 00:43:34,345
'I was in need of money and transferred
to Jaunpur within a few months.
756
00:43:34,736 --> 00:43:38,691
'Signor Tripathi, the child you
brought home on 7th December...
757
00:43:39,525 --> 00:43:42,225
is a Muslim.'
758
00:43:46,619 --> 00:43:52,825
'The certificate was nameless, but
I know the child 'parents were Muslims.
759
00:43:54,231 --> 00:43:56,292
'I don't remember their names,
760
00:43:56,545 --> 00:44:02,991
'but I know this because I made their
death certificates that same night.
761
00:44:04,981 --> 00:44:08,552
'I hope this secret stays between us.
762
00:44:08,796 --> 00:44:11,836
'May god bless you with
peace and prosperity...
763
00:44:12,412 --> 00:44:20,292
'and I hope that the boy you've raised
as your own brings you happiness.
764
00:44:21,145 --> 00:44:24,829
'I ask for your forgiveness,
Jeevan Prasad.'
765
00:44:36,327 --> 00:44:37,563
You see him?
766
00:44:37,963 --> 00:44:39,260
No.
767
00:44:40,093 --> 00:44:42,085
- No one's here.
- He's gone.
768
00:44:53,569 --> 00:44:55,909
Ehi, why the long face?
769
00:44:56,653 --> 00:45:00,046
We don't know that guy.
What if it's just a prank?
770
00:45:00,234 --> 00:45:01,620
Maybe someone's messing with us?
771
00:45:01,799 --> 00:45:04,416
It's a joke Balak. I mean who writes
a letter like that?
772
00:45:04,588 --> 00:45:06,848
- And just... it's nothing.
- Yup. It's poppycock.
773
00:45:07,048 --> 00:45:09,371
Uncle, for a minute there
I thought he meant me.
774
00:45:09,536 --> 00:45:11,734
If it was you,
we would've believed it.
775
00:45:11,937 --> 00:45:15,422
Is that so? Then tell me
where did you find me?
776
00:45:15,602 --> 00:45:17,635
- I'll tell you!
- I knew I as an outsider!
777
00:45:25,035 --> 00:45:25,852
Ehi Bhatta?
778
00:45:28,495 --> 00:45:32,018
Ehi Pandit...
Look what Abdul's mom sent?
779
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:35,016
I just mentioned it once...
and she actually made it for me!
780
00:45:35,292 --> 00:45:36,955
You and Abdul are quite thick now, eh?
781
00:45:37,135 --> 00:45:40,371
Sir is learning music from Abdul.
782
00:45:40,594 --> 00:45:42,562
Dude, wants to join Jasmeet's band.
783
00:45:42,839 --> 00:45:45,802
I come from a long line of artists dude.
784
00:45:46,018 --> 00:45:47,775
Didn't you call her
'sister' the other day?
785
00:45:47,937 --> 00:45:50,001
Dude, I was scared...
I just blurted it out.
786
00:45:50,293 --> 00:45:51,607
But you know I like her.
787
00:45:52,569 --> 00:45:56,186
Why don't you ask her...
who she really likes?
788
00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:59,323
He's a Brahmin, she's a sikh...
they can't get together.
789
00:45:59,572 --> 00:46:01,968
Who teaches you this rubbish?
790
00:46:02,486 --> 00:46:04,637
Muslims must eat meat...
Brahmins can't marry Sikhs.
791
00:46:04,795 --> 00:46:08,055
Are we the next-gen of India or
you wanna continue being cavemen?
792
00:46:10,701 --> 00:46:11,866
You know you're right.
793
00:46:12,037 --> 00:46:14,124
Hold on... are you going
to marry Jasmeet?
794
00:46:16,182 --> 00:46:18,577
- If she wants to, then ya. Sure.
- And your dad will let you?
795
00:46:18,729 --> 00:46:19,839
I'm the one who decides that.
796
00:46:19,995 --> 00:46:22,850
Don't mess with me Pandit.
I had dibs on her!
797
00:46:23,145 --> 00:46:24,351
What's wrong with you?
798
00:46:24,507 --> 00:46:26,548
You knew I liked her.
799
00:46:26,817 --> 00:46:28,979
You fall for a new girl
every other month.
800
00:46:29,139 --> 00:46:32,034
You remember Alka? Didn't he
roam lovelorn for her too?
801
00:46:32,370 --> 00:46:34,246
- So, you've already made your move?
- What move?
802
00:46:34,473 --> 00:46:36,253
I can tell... I can sense
you're up to something.
803
00:46:36,724 --> 00:46:38,144
You've lost your mind...
804
00:46:38,438 --> 00:46:40,258
You've said 'I love you' to her!
805
00:46:42,396 --> 00:46:44,048
- What do you care?
- You're crossing the line!
806
00:46:44,192 --> 00:46:45,548
When are you going to get
807
00:46:45,696 --> 00:46:49,027
that every girl in Balrampur isn't
just waiting for you to fall for her...
808
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,100
and grace her life with your love.
809
00:46:51,293 --> 00:46:52,989
Who she likes is her choice!
810
00:46:53,178 --> 00:46:55,382
So you're Jasmeet's choice?
And not me?
811
00:46:55,533 --> 00:46:58,143
I don't know about that.
I am in love with her. That's it.
812
00:47:00,906 --> 00:47:04,795
I was waiting for the right moment
to share this with my best friends...
813
00:47:04,943 --> 00:47:06,801
but he's turned it all to shit!
814
00:47:08,084 --> 00:47:10,071
Pandit... you cheater!
815
00:47:12,101 --> 00:47:13,263
How dare you touch me?!
816
00:47:13,487 --> 00:47:15,351
I won't spare you.
817
00:47:15,566 --> 00:47:17,819
Careful... Aunt's dessert!
818
00:47:23,579 --> 00:47:25,051
What's wrong with you idiots?!
819
00:47:25,846 --> 00:47:27,600
You've ruined the dessert.
820
00:47:29,093 --> 00:47:32,367
I got that for you!
I hope you choke on it,
821
00:47:33,336 --> 00:47:34,499
Ehi... Sarwesh!
822
00:47:39,215 --> 00:47:40,647
Pandit... hand me a clean spoon.
823
00:47:40,990 --> 00:47:42,482
Maybe I can save some of this...
824
00:47:42,697 --> 00:47:44,404
Dude, do I look like a Muslim to you?
825
00:47:45,909 --> 00:47:48,576
- Are you high or something?
- I'm not kidding.
826
00:47:50,264 --> 00:47:52,460
What if I tell you I was born a Muslim.
827
00:47:53,045 --> 00:47:55,062
What would you say?
828
00:47:57,758 --> 00:47:58,648
What are you saying man?
829
00:48:30,192 --> 00:48:32,506
Allah hu Akbar...
830
00:48:38,542 --> 00:48:40,791
Allah hu Akbar...
831
00:48:45,891 --> 00:48:47,148
Allah hu Akbar...
832
00:48:48,057 --> 00:48:49,057
Uncle?
833
00:48:49,385 --> 00:48:50,461
You're up?
834
00:48:50,629 --> 00:48:51,894
Were you muttering
Allah hu Akbar?
835
00:48:52,062 --> 00:48:54,750
Just trying my luck...
836
00:48:54,926 --> 00:48:58,121
I figured if you said it back,
the letter must be true!
837
00:48:58,514 --> 00:49:00,679
Uncle, Allah hu Akbar
is not a greeting.
838
00:49:01,288 --> 00:49:02,428
What then?
839
00:49:02,728 --> 00:49:07,882
Aslaam alekum. And then I'd reply
walekum-as-salaam.
840
00:49:08,721 --> 00:49:12,922
You always knew this...
or it came back to you last night?
841
00:49:17,497 --> 00:49:22,087
First you wake me up...
and now you're pulling my leg.
842
00:49:24,036 --> 00:49:27,614
Breakfast is ready.
Pure vegetarian!
843
00:49:28,197 --> 00:49:29,628
Stop it, uncle!
844
00:49:33,645 --> 00:49:36,820
Bengali, you didn't stand
by me yesterday.
845
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,344
Have you lost your mind?
846
00:49:38,543 --> 00:49:41,599
I may not be a hero like Pandit...
but I'm no villain.
847
00:49:42,282 --> 00:49:45,177
But there's only one heroine - Jasmeet.
848
00:49:45,558 --> 00:49:48,347
And as far as I can guess...
she likes Pandit.
849
00:49:48,614 --> 00:49:53,348
Stop it man! My ears can't
take it... he's betrayed me!
850
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:58,470
If you knew what a sick joke
fate has played on Pandit...
851
00:49:59,010 --> 00:50:01,832
you'd know that what
betrayal truly means.
852
00:50:02,525 --> 00:50:04,297
What happened?
853
00:50:41,465 --> 00:50:42,975
What you looking at?
854
00:50:45,229 --> 00:50:47,913
You don't look like them bro...
855
00:51:18,866 --> 00:51:20,718
Bro... Brother... wait up.
856
00:51:20,939 --> 00:51:22,781
- Is this a joke?
- We're very sorry brother.
857
00:51:22,931 --> 00:51:24,381
I started this committee
for Lord Hanuman.
858
00:51:24,556 --> 00:51:27,036
You're insulting me by getting
the likes of him to cut the ribbon.
859
00:51:27,184 --> 00:51:27,966
No, no... it's not like that.
860
00:51:28,118 --> 00:51:29,945
I could whack your face
out of shape right now.
861
00:51:30,103 --> 00:51:33,146
Brother you mean the world
to us... slap us if you want.
862
00:51:35,034 --> 00:51:38,259
What brings you here Bhajan Kumar?
863
00:51:38,768 --> 00:51:41,942
I was the guest of honour TD...
but you swooped in.
864
00:51:42,338 --> 00:51:46,791
Who can refuse the calls
of ones devotees?
865
00:51:47,832 --> 00:51:50,680
This isn't everyone's cup of tea.
866
00:51:50,881 --> 00:51:51,963
Are you drunk TD?
867
00:51:52,123 --> 00:51:54,709
You been asking the questions
since you got here...
868
00:51:55,113 --> 00:51:56,782
Shall I ask you one?
869
00:51:58,011 --> 00:52:03,804
What do you prefer Hail Lord Rama
or Allah hu Akbar?
870
00:52:04,296 --> 00:52:05,885
Brother please...
871
00:52:06,824 --> 00:52:09,380
Don't forget where you are.
872
00:52:09,852 --> 00:52:12,285
You're in my hood.
873
00:52:13,343 --> 00:52:15,457
I call the shots here.
874
00:52:16,139 --> 00:52:20,231
Put that tail between
your legs and scamper.
875
00:52:21,228 --> 00:52:25,717
Brother please...
Please let's go from here.
876
00:52:26,506 --> 00:52:30,328
Don't bother. Please come. Please!
877
00:52:30,647 --> 00:52:35,326
- Tulsidas Mishra!
- Live long...
878
00:53:08,886 --> 00:53:10,984
Why can't this wait?
879
00:53:11,337 --> 00:53:12,895
I've to wake up early
in the morning.
880
00:53:13,115 --> 00:53:14,308
Let Billu come back no?
881
00:53:14,465 --> 00:53:16,729
We don't need him for everything.
882
00:53:31,398 --> 00:53:36,772
Prince Bharat once ruled his kingdom
with Rama's sandals on the throne...
883
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:40,685
I call this meeting with brother's
sandals bearing witness.
884
00:53:40,858 --> 00:53:42,940
What's the motion, uncle?
885
00:53:44,817 --> 00:53:47,269
Billu can't sing at
Signor Malpani's event.
886
00:53:47,507 --> 00:53:48,194
Why?
887
00:53:48,419 --> 00:53:51,105
Because Malpani has himself
asked me.
888
00:53:51,415 --> 00:53:55,362
To keep Billu away till we know
his religion for sure.
889
00:53:55,594 --> 00:53:57,214
- That's unfair.
- Unfair?
890
00:53:57,442 --> 00:53:59,334
You don't get it.
891
00:54:01,537 --> 00:54:06,768
If the groom's side
gets a whiff of this,
892
00:54:07,371 --> 00:54:09,783
we could lose the contract for
officiating this whole wedding!
893
00:54:10,018 --> 00:54:13,473
- I wish our brother was here...
- He isn't. I am.
894
00:54:13,792 --> 00:54:15,338
And I'm doing what he would've done.
895
00:54:17,251 --> 00:54:19,782
Malpani's contracts run our house...
896
00:54:20,035 --> 00:54:22,025
not to mention others who come to us
because of him.
897
00:54:22,229 --> 00:54:23,472
We can't afford to make
an enemy of him...
898
00:54:23,621 --> 00:54:25,343
- But you can make an enemy of me?
- No -
899
00:54:25,686 --> 00:54:27,799
Coz I've just been made to feel
like one by those outsiders...
900
00:54:27,999 --> 00:54:30,059
and now my own family
is thinking about it?!
901
00:54:30,260 --> 00:54:33,491
Balak, can't we bring
Billu back into our faith?
902
00:54:33,722 --> 00:54:36,318
Bring me back aunty?
When did I ever leave?
903
00:54:36,548 --> 00:54:38,891
Billu, you're not in your senses.
904
00:54:40,518 --> 00:54:43,185
Oh no uncle... I've only come
to my senses now!
905
00:54:44,095 --> 00:54:46,258
Dad advised Malpani to host
this devotional evening...
906
00:54:46,478 --> 00:54:49,650
if Malpani goes against dad's wishes,
907
00:54:49,824 --> 00:54:51,976
he will have to face
the wrath of my father.
908
00:54:52,208 --> 00:54:55,398
And if we lose this contract,
before brother comes back...
909
00:54:55,615 --> 00:54:58,053
then I, and only I, will face his wrath.
910
00:54:58,366 --> 00:54:59,859
He has trusted me with this.
911
00:55:00,019 --> 00:55:01,539
Who will sing at this event,
if not me?!
912
00:55:01,716 --> 00:55:02,588
Tell me, who will?
913
00:55:02,728 --> 00:55:05,716
Pride suits those who have
a leg to stand on...
914
00:55:05,871 --> 00:55:09,920
If I don't sing, this event will
be a huge flop... wanna bet?!
915
00:55:10,247 --> 00:55:11,462
What nonsense!
916
00:55:14,061 --> 00:55:15,407
Ok, then go ahead.
917
00:55:15,613 --> 00:55:16,803
- Billu, just sit down.
- No, do as you please.
918
00:55:16,967 --> 00:55:17,950
That's what we need to
discuss... what to do -
919
00:55:18,097 --> 00:55:19,749
There's no time for
discussion anymore
920
00:55:20,457 --> 00:55:21,951
we need a decision.
921
00:55:22,475 --> 00:55:25,045
We do what brother would -
922
00:55:27,190 --> 00:55:29,405
we vote on it.
923
00:55:29,611 --> 00:55:31,111
- Uncle.
- One minute.
924
00:55:31,758 --> 00:55:32,892
What kind of decision?
925
00:55:33,132 --> 00:55:34,668
Do we protect the honour
of this family... or
926
00:55:34,825 --> 00:55:36,305
Or humiliate Billu?!
927
00:55:36,465 --> 00:55:37,829
Why're you getting so bitter?
928
00:55:37,996 --> 00:55:39,145
The simple fact is...
929
00:55:39,442 --> 00:55:41,585
if we remove you from the program,
930
00:55:41,744 --> 00:55:44,262
maybe we can reason with Malpani
931
00:55:44,569 --> 00:55:46,538
and keep the contract for
the rest of the wedding.
932
00:55:46,717 --> 00:55:48,761
Mishra is dying to swoop in on this...
933
00:55:48,944 --> 00:55:51,738
So you want me to be the
sacrificial lamb and the butcher?
934
00:55:51,944 --> 00:55:55,566
It's a democracy Billu...
stop being an anti-national!
935
00:55:56,796 --> 00:55:58,714
Uncle was speaking Dad's language...
936
00:55:58,871 --> 00:56:03,668
but that didn't mean he could
turn into my father.
937
00:56:06,436 --> 00:56:11,536
Democracy in our family was
about voting for what dad liked,
938
00:56:12,075 --> 00:56:14,525
so we could be in his good books.
939
00:56:16,045 --> 00:56:19,700
But Dad wasn't here today
940
00:56:20,581 --> 00:56:25,130
our family's democratic fabric.
941
00:56:27,037 --> 00:56:29,654
The motion before Home Parliament was...
942
00:56:30,463 --> 00:56:34,177
whether Brother Billu will sing
at the devotional event.
943
00:56:36,195 --> 00:56:38,329
The results are in...
944
00:56:39,894 --> 00:56:46,802
5 votes against and 1, for.
945
00:56:48,885 --> 00:56:50,474
Of course he voted for himself.
946
00:56:50,674 --> 00:56:52,456
I voted for him, uncle.
947
00:56:54,888 --> 00:56:58,489
I didn't vote to just be
omitted from the event...
948
00:56:59,568 --> 00:57:01,584
I think I should be left
out of this family too.
949
00:57:01,784 --> 00:57:05,605
- Don't say that bro.
- Wait... what did you just say?
950
00:57:08,153 --> 00:57:09,763
You heard me right.
951
00:57:10,075 --> 00:57:12,856
- Are you threatening us?
- No. I'm acting on it.
952
00:57:13,493 --> 00:57:14,376
What're you going to do?
953
00:57:14,552 --> 00:57:18,456
Found a new home or have you
found your 'own' people?
954
00:57:21,334 --> 00:57:24,048
This! I knew there's some
darkness lurking in your heart!
955
00:57:24,188 --> 00:57:24,824
Billu... Billu... Billu
956
00:57:25,029 --> 00:57:27,011
Why don't you just admit that
letter affected you the most!
957
00:57:27,270 --> 00:57:29,486
- That's no way to talk to him...
- We're your family Billu
958
00:57:29,777 --> 00:57:31,707
A darkness... in my heart?
959
00:57:34,472 --> 00:57:35,643
Balak.
960
00:57:40,620 --> 00:57:42,397
A darkness... in my heart?
961
00:57:42,892 --> 00:57:48,445
For twelve years I slept
hugging you close to my heart.
962
00:57:50,188 --> 00:57:52,639
I danced for you like a clown
963
00:57:52,910 --> 00:57:57,337
just so that there was never
a tear in your eyes.
964
00:57:57,990 --> 00:57:59,773
So you were happy.
965
00:57:59,939 --> 00:58:03,227
And you think there's
a darkness in my heart?
966
00:58:04,555 --> 00:58:06,852
Then how did it all change uncle?
967
00:58:07,850 --> 00:58:10,810
Why are you treating me
differently since yesterday?!
968
00:58:11,317 --> 00:58:14,043
Till yesterday, I was your nephew...
but now I'm some Muslim kid?
969
00:58:14,539 --> 00:58:17,490
Even I'm so confused...
I don't know how to think about this.
970
00:58:18,704 --> 00:58:21,344
My faith is still what
you've taught me uncle...
971
00:58:21,771 --> 00:58:24,562
but just because Malpani has a problem,
you want to throw me out?!
972
00:58:24,752 --> 00:58:25,790
We haven't thrown you
anywhere.
973
00:58:25,990 --> 00:58:27,766
Why should I stay in this house
when no one cares about me?!
974
00:58:27,993 --> 00:58:29,422
Billu... listen - listen to me.
975
00:58:29,636 --> 00:58:32,782
You know I'm right aunty.
976
00:58:35,384 --> 00:58:40,242
I have been a big part of bringing
honor and glory to this family.
977
00:58:41,708 --> 00:58:43,235
People known me as Bhajan Kumar.
978
00:58:44,529 --> 00:58:46,512
I don't care if Malpani
doesn't want me...
979
00:58:46,934 --> 00:58:48,385
I have many fans who still love me.
980
00:58:48,822 --> 00:58:51,886
Till I don't see that same
love in all of your hearts,
981
00:58:52,201 --> 00:58:53,475
I won't set foot in this house.
982
00:58:53,678 --> 00:58:55,290
Stop Billu... or I'll slap
you silly. Come back -
983
00:58:55,546 --> 00:58:56,836
Slap me aunty, slap me!
984
00:58:57,144 --> 00:59:00,224
Gunja, Rampyaari, all of you should!
985
00:59:00,453 --> 00:59:02,589
Ehi Shukla... Gopal - get the
whole neighborhood to slap me,
986
00:59:02,853 --> 00:59:04,151
But do it right now...
987
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:05,845
Coz I won't be here
tomorrow. I am leaving.
988
00:59:06,100 --> 00:59:06,685
Billu.
989
00:59:06,885 --> 00:59:08,639
- What are you doing?
- Hema!
990
00:59:10,221 --> 00:59:12,076
Who's making such a ruckus
at Pandit Tripathi's house?
991
00:59:12,866 --> 00:59:15,006
- Why is Billu shouting?
- Come, let's see.
992
00:59:17,705 --> 00:59:22,344
Our boy has turned into a man...
we must respect his decision.
993
00:59:25,449 --> 00:59:27,415
Here's some money...
994
00:59:29,229 --> 00:59:30,216
Balak.
995
01:00:00,898 --> 01:00:06,639
If anyone else has a problem,
they can join that thankless boy!
996
01:00:42,084 --> 01:00:44,143
- Yes Pandit?
- Where're the keys?
997
01:00:44,451 --> 01:00:45,568
What do you need them for?
998
01:00:45,784 --> 01:00:47,751
Can you stop asking me questions
and just tell me?
999
01:00:47,911 --> 01:00:49,865
Sarweshwar has them.
1000
01:00:50,205 --> 01:00:51,283
I am not asking him.
1001
01:00:51,487 --> 01:00:53,586
Man just call him -how long wi-
1002
01:00:59,552 --> 01:01:00,938
What you're doing is wrong.
1003
01:01:01,204 --> 01:01:03,495
Everything is fair in love and war.
1004
01:01:06,484 --> 01:01:07,355
This game is mine...
1005
01:01:07,557 --> 01:01:09,277
Not if it's upto me.
1006
01:01:09,820 --> 01:01:11,764
Dude what are you doing?!
1007
01:01:12,154 --> 01:01:14,705
- You hit it too hard
- Set it up again...
1008
01:01:16,349 --> 01:01:18,291
Drat! Hey, isn't that Pandit?!
1009
01:01:18,975 --> 01:01:22,498
Pandit, don't you want to teach me
math today?
1010
01:01:22,944 --> 01:01:25,548
Another reason why these guys were
angry with me, was because once I...
1011
01:01:26,212 --> 01:01:27,277
How many was that?
1012
01:01:27,646 --> 01:01:28,500
25...
1013
01:01:28,725 --> 01:01:29,995
Oh no, no bro... that's just 1.
1014
01:01:30,249 --> 01:01:31,590
We live for a moment
1015
01:01:33,428 --> 01:01:35,326
1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6
1016
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:40,684
Oh, oh... look at him twirl!
1017
01:01:43,505 --> 01:01:46,761
I wanted to tell him that I'm a Muslim
not a Pandit
1018
01:01:47,154 --> 01:01:49,523
but he was in no mood to chat.
1019
01:01:49,682 --> 01:01:51,592
Don't let him go!
1020
01:01:51,883 --> 01:01:53,470
Get him. Stop!
1021
01:01:53,835 --> 01:01:56,004
Let's go, let's go.
1022
01:01:57,965 --> 01:01:58,962
Go, go, go!
1023
01:02:02,069 --> 01:02:03,274
There he is.
1024
01:02:05,308 --> 01:02:06,301
Reverse man!
1025
01:02:37,540 --> 01:02:38,582
Stop!
1026
01:02:41,529 --> 01:02:42,775
Damn you guys...
1027
01:02:43,126 --> 01:02:44,234
- We're leaving... We cool.
- Off you go.
1028
01:02:44,580 --> 01:02:46,738
- Scoot... or I'll break your legs!
- We're leaving.
1029
01:02:47,043 --> 01:02:48,890
- Off you go.
- Don't let me see you here again.
1030
01:02:49,947 --> 01:02:50,988
Let's go.
1031
01:02:53,718 --> 01:02:57,145
I'm so glad we spotted you
back there Pandit!
1032
01:02:58,056 --> 01:03:02,264
I... I... this morning...
at Lord Hanuman's event
1033
01:03:02,604 --> 01:03:04,789
then at home.
1034
01:03:05,266 --> 01:03:08,780
They... they said
I'm not their blood...
1035
01:03:10,136 --> 01:03:13,143
so I've become a stranger to them now.
1036
01:03:37,756 --> 01:03:39,262
Hey Abdul... Abdul wake up.
1037
01:03:39,487 --> 01:03:40,709
Uh... what is it?
1038
01:03:41,104 --> 01:03:43,067
Time for your namaaz, no?
1039
01:03:44,046 --> 01:03:46,495
- Not today.
- How come?
1040
01:03:46,786 --> 01:03:48,342
I only go on Fridays.
1041
01:03:48,721 --> 01:03:50,019
Why only Fridays?
1042
01:03:50,255 --> 01:03:52,803
You also only go to the temple
on Tuesday.
1043
01:03:56,852 --> 01:03:58,642
- Hey Pintu!
- Ya.
1044
01:03:59,596 --> 01:04:00,918
Here. Give him some tea.
1045
01:04:01,173 --> 01:04:03,458
Let him sleep Ma.
He's quite upset.
1046
01:04:03,673 --> 01:04:05,232
I felt really bad for him.
1047
01:04:05,455 --> 01:04:07,302
We couldn't even give him
a proper bed to sleep on.
1048
01:04:07,757 --> 01:04:10,130
I'll figure something out. Lemme
ask him how long he needs to stay.
1049
01:04:10,327 --> 01:04:11,880
No, no! Don't ask him.
1050
01:04:12,176 --> 01:04:15,452
He's already quite sad...
let him stay as long as he wants to.
1051
01:04:15,775 --> 01:04:19,084
I wish my family saw how well
they treated me...
1052
01:04:19,309 --> 01:04:21,306
You shouldn't have let him
leave this way.
1053
01:04:21,571 --> 01:04:23,032
I should've slapped him silly...
1054
01:04:23,297 --> 01:04:25,962
- Where will he live?
- Not like he cared to tell me.
1055
01:04:26,150 --> 01:04:27,212
You're the one he fought
with Balak.
1056
01:04:27,413 --> 01:04:29,305
I only did what Brother would've done.
1057
01:04:34,940 --> 01:04:37,610
It's a text from Billu...
on the family group.
1058
01:04:37,959 --> 01:04:40,021
Tell me him to come right home!
1059
01:04:40,700 --> 01:04:43,010
- He's not coming.
- Why? What?
1060
01:04:44,051 --> 01:04:46,867
He's asked us to come.
1061
01:04:48,505 --> 01:04:51,145
- Don't move your hand.
- It's already straight.
1062
01:04:53,068 --> 01:04:54,131
Where is he?
1063
01:04:54,383 --> 01:04:56,106
God knows if he ate...
or even slept?
1064
01:04:56,326 --> 01:04:57,883
Of all the places,
he had to call us here.
1065
01:04:58,250 --> 01:04:59,527
- Aunty!
- Hello... Hello.
1066
01:04:59,775 --> 01:05:01,211
He must have his reasons.
1067
01:05:01,552 --> 01:05:04,395
Please try and say something
other than I'll slap you silly!
1068
01:05:04,587 --> 01:05:05,153
Gunja.
1069
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:07,647
I'm just saying hear him out...
patiently.
1070
01:05:08,094 --> 01:05:09,044
Aunty.
1071
01:05:45,194 --> 01:05:47,664
- Namaste.
- Salaam Alekum.
1072
01:05:49,868 --> 01:05:52,193
Looks like you've even dyed
your soul green...
1073
01:05:52,402 --> 01:05:54,177
My soul only ever sang
the lord's tune.
1074
01:05:54,488 --> 01:05:56,559
Just because I'm wearing green,
you've begun seeing red?
1075
01:05:56,793 --> 01:05:58,267
You want to fight or make peace?
1076
01:05:58,532 --> 01:06:02,298
I want to tell you...
that this is who I am now on.
1077
01:06:02,604 --> 01:06:04,283
Then why'd you call us
all the way here?
1078
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:06,597
I couldn't come there
after you threw me out.
1079
01:06:06,823 --> 01:06:09,366
Mishra is circling the contract
like a vulture.
1080
01:06:09,608 --> 01:06:12,680
Everyone knows what Mishra is like.
1081
01:06:13,805 --> 01:06:17,565
But I was your own...
or has that changed too?
1082
01:06:18,617 --> 01:06:22,154
We are Hindu priests.
1083
01:06:22,872 --> 01:06:25,310
It's our identity and our dignity.
1084
01:06:25,615 --> 01:06:27,264
I can't put them both at risk.
1085
01:06:27,529 --> 01:06:30,797
So now I'm a risk to you, because
I've suddenly become a Muslim?
1086
01:06:31,046 --> 01:06:32,472
Abdul, bro, did you know I'm a risk?
A danger!
1087
01:06:32,704 --> 01:06:35,331
- This is not about you Billu...
- It is only about me Gunja.
1088
01:06:36,859 --> 01:06:39,201
This is all I want to say to you.
1089
01:06:40,234 --> 01:06:42,847
You don't care
who I was till yesterday.
1090
01:06:43,688 --> 01:06:45,255
About my devotional songs
1091
01:06:45,513 --> 01:06:50,211
my love for Lord Rama's idols...
for Lord Hanuman. Why?
1092
01:06:50,549 --> 01:06:52,683
Because you think I'm different now.
1093
01:06:54,053 --> 01:07:01,157
You may think being born an 'Muslim'
is my flaw...but I won't do it.
1094
01:07:02,002 --> 01:07:04,029
It's like I've just woken up.
1095
01:07:04,435 --> 01:07:05,588
Why should I fear?
1096
01:07:06,189 --> 01:07:08,673
And I swear on you all...
I'm going to become so Muslim...
1097
01:07:08,868 --> 01:07:12,334
the whole world will admire
what a Muslim, Vedvyas turned into!
1098
01:07:13,632 --> 01:07:19,981
Maybe I'll have to change my name...
I'll add a Hussain or a...
1099
01:07:20,164 --> 01:07:21,644
- Rizvi?
- Ya, Rizvi... After all.
1100
01:07:21,881 --> 01:07:23,472
The second name matters here.
1101
01:07:23,684 --> 01:07:27,714
I'll get a new one...
but this is it!
1102
01:07:32,588 --> 01:07:37,229
I'm done. Walekum Assalam...
and Khuda Haafiz. Let's go.
1103
01:07:37,481 --> 01:07:39,261
- My child.
- Brother Billu!
1104
01:07:43,798 --> 01:07:46,054
Let's go from here now.
1105
01:07:48,452 --> 01:07:50,284
What're you thinking about?
1106
01:07:52,169 --> 01:07:54,795
What will I tell Brother?
1107
01:08:00,746 --> 01:08:02,389
What's the matter?
1108
01:08:03,447 --> 01:08:05,315
I'm feeling restless.
1109
01:08:06,863 --> 01:08:08,537
My mind's anxious...
1110
01:08:08,797 --> 01:08:13,480
This is why we come here...
to calm the mind. To control it.
1111
01:08:18,568 --> 01:08:19,583
True.
1112
01:08:39,162 --> 01:08:40,726
Bro, you have to teach me.
1113
01:08:40,935 --> 01:08:42,421
- What?
- How to be an 'Muslim'.
1114
01:08:42,744 --> 01:08:44,406
So I'll just watch you
and copy you.
1115
01:08:44,716 --> 01:08:46,779
I'm not much for theory...
I am better at practical's!
1116
01:08:47,025 --> 01:08:48,570
What are you studying?
1117
01:08:49,110 --> 01:08:50,949
Food, dress and language.
1118
01:08:51,177 --> 01:08:52,958
These are the main differences
between Hindus and Muslims.
1119
01:08:53,234 --> 01:08:56,699
My clothes are on point.
I'm already learning the language.
1120
01:08:57,043 --> 01:08:59,324
Now show me how you guys eat!
1121
01:09:10,418 --> 01:09:12,622
- Dude, what are you doing?
- What's the matter?
1122
01:09:13,016 --> 01:09:15,164
- You're eating like a Hindu.
- Ya, so?
1123
01:09:15,652 --> 01:09:18,632
- Stop trying to fool me.
- I don't have to try.
1124
01:09:19,261 --> 01:09:22,134
Just eat. We've ordered
vegetarian for you.
1125
01:09:26,284 --> 01:09:29,130
That's what I mean!
He's eating with his left hand!
1126
01:09:29,418 --> 01:09:30,824
Coz he's left-handed!
1127
01:09:31,126 --> 01:09:32,962
It has nothing to do with
being a muslim.
1128
01:09:37,939 --> 01:09:40,496
May god help you
find your way my child.
1129
01:09:42,258 --> 01:09:46,878
I said a silent prayer to Newton uncle
and started my experiment.
1130
01:09:47,689 --> 01:09:49,844
Becoming a Muslim was easy
1131
01:09:50,115 --> 01:09:54,724
but I had no clue what comes after!
1132
01:09:55,326 --> 01:09:56,887
The sweets here
will knock your socks off.
1133
01:09:57,064 --> 01:09:57,594
Is it?!
1134
01:09:57,809 --> 01:10:00,012
- We should bring Pintu here.
- Totally.
1135
01:10:07,686 --> 01:10:10,963
A 2 kilo of your milk cakes.
1136
01:10:11,564 --> 01:10:12,721
A kilo?!
1137
01:10:15,537 --> 01:10:20,820
I don't need charity.
I can pay for my own food.
1138
01:10:27,249 --> 01:10:28,896
Peace be on you.
1139
01:10:30,628 --> 01:10:31,658
Namaste.
1140
01:10:32,174 --> 01:10:36,929
Why're you in such a hurry
to speak and sound like a muslim?
1141
01:10:37,186 --> 01:10:39,309
I just got thrown off by my uncle.
1142
01:10:39,501 --> 01:10:40,683
- You barely got it right.
- Why?
1143
01:10:40,917 --> 01:10:44,130
It's peace be upon you...
not 'on' you.
1144
01:10:44,703 --> 01:10:47,930
And you stop being so nice to my uncle
or he'll turn you into a Tripathi.
1145
01:10:48,172 --> 01:10:49,890
Can we eat the milk cakes now?
1146
01:11:10,018 --> 01:11:10,944
Hi.
1147
01:11:15,660 --> 01:11:16,225
What's up?
1148
01:11:16,460 --> 01:11:18,662
Dad would've read my horoscope.
1149
01:11:20,398 --> 01:11:22,500
He would've known these things
will happen to me.
1150
01:11:22,786 --> 01:11:24,123
Have faith in yourself.
1151
01:11:24,967 --> 01:11:27,823
We make our own destiny.
That's what my dad says.
1152
01:11:27,986 --> 01:11:32,500
These dads are all like Newton uncle.
1153
01:11:34,295 --> 01:11:36,595
They make all these wonderful rules -
1154
01:11:36,794 --> 01:11:39,671
Never lie. Be honest.
The truth always prevails. etc.
1155
01:11:40,867 --> 01:11:42,892
But the moment you act on them,
life screws you over.
1156
01:11:43,220 --> 01:11:44,337
You need to relax.
1157
01:11:44,571 --> 01:11:46,486
To tell you the truth...
I can't believe...
1158
01:11:46,734 --> 01:11:50,662
I... I'm not able to digest the fact
that I am Muslim.
1159
01:11:51,356 --> 01:11:54,136
I always thought of them
as the 'other'...
1160
01:11:55,259 --> 01:11:57,029
but like a twisted game of
snakes and ladders,
1161
01:11:57,209 --> 01:11:58,565
fate has made me this other.
1162
01:11:59,362 --> 01:12:02,788
And now I'm so confused
that I'm relying on other people
1163
01:12:03,105 --> 01:12:05,333
to tell me how I should
feel about this!
1164
01:12:06,180 --> 01:12:08,006
The ones I thought were my family...
1165
01:12:08,241 --> 01:12:10,352
they don't even want to see my face.
1166
01:12:11,218 --> 01:12:12,539
And the ones I was dead against,
1167
01:12:12,725 --> 01:12:14,232
are making sure I don't sleep
on an empty stomach.
1168
01:12:14,443 --> 01:12:19,332
I... I'm so ashamed of myself.
1169
01:12:20,683 --> 01:12:24,418
I don't know what to say...
or do... or think!
1170
01:12:44,301 --> 01:12:51,326
Sometimes it helps to feel,
rather than think.
1171
01:13:15,319 --> 01:13:17,754
How did that feel to you?
1172
01:13:18,642 --> 01:13:19,915
Meaning?
1173
01:13:22,215 --> 01:13:26,315
Did it feel like a Hindu kiss or a Musl-
1174
01:13:29,573 --> 01:13:33,725
Felt like an Indian kiss.
Only Indians can kiss that awkwardly!
1175
01:13:33,990 --> 01:13:37,908
I'll learn with practice.
1176
01:13:47,138 --> 01:13:49,751
TAJ MAHAL STUDIO
1177
01:13:50,068 --> 01:13:51,951
No worries Mr. Mishra.
1178
01:13:52,276 --> 01:13:55,469
Just tell me what do you want
Pandit clad in?
1179
01:13:55,774 --> 01:13:58,772
Headgear. So he doesn't
look like a Hindu.
1180
01:13:59,115 --> 01:14:02,270
Sure. This is a little rustic...
and this one -
1181
01:14:02,505 --> 01:14:05,142
Dude... This isn't a do-over.
1182
01:14:05,794 --> 01:14:07,371
I need him looking like a Muslim!
1183
01:14:07,556 --> 01:14:08,953
That... the Muslim skull cap.
1184
01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:15,681
Oh! Good job!
1185
01:14:27,514 --> 01:14:30,733
PANDIT SON OR...
1186
01:14:40,987 --> 01:14:43,009
Sent... Forward... All..
1187
01:14:55,686 --> 01:14:58,051
Hey look... there she goes...
"his" sister.
1188
01:14:58,331 --> 01:14:59,207
What'd you say?
1189
01:14:59,462 --> 01:15:02,594
I dare you to say it again...
how can she say that?!
1190
01:15:02,897 --> 01:15:04,913
- Get lost. go.
- I'll wreck your face!
1191
01:15:15,184 --> 01:15:18,134
Balakram, just because we've gotten
the contract for this wedding
1192
01:15:18,664 --> 01:15:22,193
doesn't mean we can't leave you
a rite or two to perform.
1193
01:15:52,160 --> 01:15:54,697
My devotional songs
never went viral like this.
1194
01:15:55,988 --> 01:15:59,113
Lies are just so much more
fun to share.
1195
01:16:01,451 --> 01:16:02,475
That's enough.
1196
01:16:02,779 --> 01:16:05,930
They must've lost the
wedding contract. No?
1197
01:16:06,863 --> 01:16:10,542
After all this no one will ever
give Dad any work again.
1198
01:16:11,579 --> 01:16:15,359
Shravan Kumar moved heaven and earth
to make his parents happy...
1199
01:16:15,728 --> 01:16:21,375
and then there's me! In one move
I've alienated my family...
1200
01:16:22,824 --> 01:16:25,424
...and destroyed their honor...
1201
01:16:27,875 --> 01:16:33,579
and their future.
What a dutiful son I am!
1202
01:16:33,971 --> 01:16:35,041
Stop talking like that Billu!
1203
01:16:35,226 --> 01:16:37,873
I still can't understand...
who's wrong here?
1204
01:16:39,708 --> 01:16:41,357
Is it me? Is it Uncle?
Or is just my fate?
1205
01:16:41,584 --> 01:16:43,428
It's gotta be someone because...
1206
01:16:44,145 --> 01:16:47,306
I've never felt more wrong!
1207
01:16:48,882 --> 01:16:52,117
They're using me as a sword
to cut my own family down.
1208
01:16:52,458 --> 01:16:54,581
I can't let that happen.
1209
01:16:55,097 --> 01:16:58,095
But who's gonna listen to you
right now Pandit?
1210
01:16:58,348 --> 01:16:59,741
The time isn't right.
1211
01:17:00,045 --> 01:17:01,413
No.
1212
01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:07,599
The only thing that can save them
from humiliation is if,
1213
01:17:08,620 --> 01:17:11,995
like everyone else...
they too disown me.
1214
01:17:12,890 --> 01:17:15,521
They need to be baying for my blood.
1215
01:17:17,562 --> 01:17:21,177
It's best for them
if they break all ties with me.
1216
01:17:22,801 --> 01:17:25,712
And for that... I have to die.
1217
01:17:25,983 --> 01:17:27,702
- What?
- What're you saying?
1218
01:17:28,487 --> 01:17:35,936
Pandit Siyaram Tripathi's son
is a muslim a rumor today,
1219
01:17:36,798 --> 01:17:41,126
tomorrow it will become a reality.
1220
01:17:42,584 --> 01:17:48,105
His name, his destiny
and his religion will all change.
1221
01:17:50,246 --> 01:17:52,396
People only suspect it right now...
1222
01:17:53,049 --> 01:18:03,032
but come tomorrow I'll convert
to Islam and become a Muslim.
1223
01:18:31,046 --> 01:18:34,086
This is not right my child.
Just think about it.
1224
01:18:34,351 --> 01:18:36,367
What you are about to do is
absolutely wrong.
1225
01:18:36,564 --> 01:18:39,248
And we can't support you in this.
1226
01:18:40,596 --> 01:18:42,403
Listen to me.
1227
01:18:42,991 --> 01:18:45,475
I know Pandit Tripathi
for decades now.
1228
01:18:45,808 --> 01:18:48,066
How can I convert his son to Islam?
1229
01:18:48,318 --> 01:18:49,679
He's the one who wants it Papa.
1230
01:18:49,874 --> 01:18:52,396
If you were to do such a thing...
wouldn't he call me?
1231
01:18:53,179 --> 01:18:54,801
- Your holiness
- Yes?
1232
01:18:55,281 --> 01:18:56,931
Bhajan Kumar is headed this way.
1233
01:19:24,184 --> 01:19:26,156
BALRAMPUR
1234
01:19:35,004 --> 01:19:36,724
PANDIT SON OR...
1235
01:21:09,853 --> 01:21:10,837
Father.
1236
01:21:25,612 --> 01:21:26,755
May God bless you.
1237
01:21:29,426 --> 01:21:31,015
Where you off to kiddo?
1238
01:22:02,304 --> 01:22:03,073
Pandit Tripathi.
1239
01:22:04,770 --> 01:22:05,799
Greeting.
1240
01:22:08,479 --> 01:22:10,737
Why did you bother coming
all this way?
1241
01:22:10,981 --> 01:22:14,638
The pauper always has to
Signor Malpani.
1242
01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:16,970
why would the Prince leave his palace?
1243
01:22:17,246 --> 01:22:18,534
Don't embarrass me.
1244
01:22:18,747 --> 01:22:20,749
It's my family that has been
embarrassed.
1245
01:22:21,364 --> 01:22:23,010
I know who's doing it.
1246
01:22:23,275 --> 01:22:25,883
Greetings, Pandit Tripathi.
1247
01:22:27,528 --> 01:22:29,045
When did you return?
1248
01:22:31,263 --> 01:22:32,463
How're you Balak?
1249
01:22:32,884 --> 01:22:36,350
We truly missed you sir...
1250
01:22:36,668 --> 01:22:38,371
So, my son is Muslim?
1251
01:22:39,081 --> 01:22:42,663
Apparently he roams around wearing
a skull cap. You knew about this?
1252
01:22:42,930 --> 01:22:45,063
I... er... read it on... what's that?
1253
01:22:45,236 --> 01:22:47,138
- Social Media.
- On social media...
1254
01:22:47,363 --> 01:22:48,915
Any idea who started this rumour?
1255
01:22:49,155 --> 01:22:50,221
Uncle...
1256
01:22:50,612 --> 01:22:52,629
actually, we've been really busy
with our own work. Isn't it dad?
1257
01:22:52,884 --> 01:22:53,394
True.
1258
01:22:53,608 --> 01:22:55,726
We barely noticed this news.
1259
01:22:57,764 --> 01:23:01,334
I don't care that about these
allegations on my family...
1260
01:23:02,019 --> 01:23:04,703
what saddens me is that
no one stood up for them.
1261
01:23:04,941 --> 01:23:09,450
A doubt had crept into
all our hearts Signor Tripathi.
1262
01:23:16,837 --> 01:23:18,674
This is my son.
1263
01:23:19,987 --> 01:23:22,884
His name is Vedvyas Tripathi.
1264
01:23:24,727 --> 01:23:27,240
His lineage... his values,
1265
01:23:27,771 --> 01:23:31,917
his upbringing and his father
will never change.
1266
01:23:44,509 --> 01:23:48,987
My mind and body are disturbed.
I must take your leave.
1267
01:23:49,256 --> 01:23:49,653
Sir...
1268
01:23:49,863 --> 01:23:55,959
Tomorrow is an auspicious day to start
the ceremonies for the wedding.
1269
01:23:56,370 --> 01:23:59,608
We'll start with a special ritual
pyre for the couple's good health.
1270
01:23:59,842 --> 01:24:02,537
We can have Billu's concert
right after that...
1271
01:24:02,778 --> 01:24:03,594
For sure...
1272
01:24:03,834 --> 01:24:04,985
Pandit Tripathi.
1273
01:24:10,566 --> 01:24:12,910
That was so moving Pandit Tripathi.
1274
01:24:13,713 --> 01:24:17,979
You've come just in the nick
of time and relieved us all.
1275
01:24:19,245 --> 01:24:20,995
Bravo.
1276
01:24:21,850 --> 01:24:26,453
But doubt is a cruel mistress sir...
and only a test can put it to rest.
1277
01:24:27,340 --> 01:24:30,626
I would request you to allay
these doubts as soon as possible.
1278
01:24:31,127 --> 01:24:33,290
So you want me to throw
my son into the fire?
1279
01:24:33,680 --> 01:24:36,958
We want you to slap these doubters
1280
01:24:37,169 --> 01:24:41,060
and naysayers with the truth so hard
1281
01:24:43,287 --> 01:24:46,361
that they wouldn't dare raise
a finger on you again!
1282
01:24:46,698 --> 01:24:48,707
How do we do that Signor Mishra?
1283
01:24:48,927 --> 01:24:51,034
It's simple... a blood test.
1284
01:24:51,318 --> 01:24:53,267
A father and son can have
different blood groups.
1285
01:24:53,526 --> 01:24:58,468
I know. But their DNA
is always the same.
1286
01:24:58,977 --> 01:25:03,474
I know he's your son...
I know what the result will be.
1287
01:25:04,210 --> 01:25:08,464
But it's important to shut
the people up.
1288
01:25:09,427 --> 01:25:13,948
You have no idea the villains
that roam among us.
1289
01:25:14,471 --> 01:25:16,181
Good idea.
1290
01:25:19,949 --> 01:25:23,336
It's about time,
these villains are defeated.
1291
01:25:25,945 --> 01:25:29,129
Mishra is asking for a DNA test...
1292
01:25:29,374 --> 01:25:31,304
What fresh hell is that?!
1293
01:25:31,617 --> 01:25:35,492
It's a test that proves
Billu is Dad's son...
1294
01:25:35,802 --> 01:25:37,004
It's no big deal.
1295
01:25:37,204 --> 01:25:39,703
We don't have anything
to prove to anyone.
1296
01:25:39,907 --> 01:25:41,429
Why should I do the test?
I won't.
1297
01:25:41,614 --> 01:25:45,057
You don't have to do it sis...
Billu and his dad have to!
1298
01:25:45,307 --> 01:25:46,400
Oh, ok.
1299
01:25:47,459 --> 01:25:53,750
They were both pissing fire...
Balak as well as Billu.
1300
01:25:56,515 --> 01:26:00,723
Dad, Mishra maybe our arch enemy,
1301
01:26:01,161 --> 01:26:04,087
but he's unknowingly handed us
the ultimate weapon.
1302
01:26:04,381 --> 01:26:06,976
This DNA test will truly
silence everyone.
1303
01:26:08,995 --> 01:26:10,772
So you're all in favor of this test?
1304
01:26:11,273 --> 01:26:12,029
Yes.
1305
01:26:12,290 --> 01:26:12,870
Yes.
1306
01:26:13,126 --> 01:26:13,839
Yes.
1307
01:26:19,569 --> 01:26:20,919
But I am not...
1308
01:26:26,938 --> 01:26:30,962
7th December 1992 - the scariest
night this town has ever seen.
1309
01:26:31,677 --> 01:26:33,735
Riots had broken out in the city.
1310
01:26:37,456 --> 01:26:39,618
Sumitra and I were at the hospital.
1311
01:26:41,331 --> 01:26:44,385
Pandit Tripathi... I need your help.
1312
01:26:45,614 --> 01:26:46,951
His name was Dr. Irani
1313
01:26:47,151 --> 01:26:49,904
like a warrior he was waging
a lone war to save lives.
1314
01:26:53,609 --> 01:26:54,258
Pandit ji.
1315
01:26:54,533 --> 01:26:56,154
Dr. Irani... she's a muslim.
1316
01:26:56,881 --> 01:26:58,733
She's a human being Pandit.
1317
01:27:06,168 --> 01:27:08,262
Lower it... here.
1318
01:27:11,703 --> 01:27:13,689
I don't think she'll survive,
1319
01:27:15,198 --> 01:27:16,715
but we can save this child.
1320
01:27:21,914 --> 01:27:23,114
Please come.
1321
01:27:29,249 --> 01:27:30,414
Burn the shop.
1322
01:27:47,246 --> 01:27:49,457
Doctor! They've come inside.
1323
01:27:51,461 --> 01:27:53,597
Here, hold him Pandit.
1324
01:27:59,259 --> 01:28:01,909
Find if any one of them are here.
I'll kill them all.
1325
01:28:02,374 --> 01:28:03,775
Tell me or I'll kill you!
1326
01:28:04,201 --> 01:28:06,013
Tell me if anyone of "them" are here.
1327
01:28:08,988 --> 01:28:10,869
How dare you ask him
that question!
1328
01:28:11,172 --> 01:28:12,408
Pandit Tripathi.
1329
01:28:33,761 --> 01:28:34,939
Listen...
1330
01:28:53,247 --> 01:28:54,762
Put him on our bed.
1331
01:28:58,373 --> 01:29:00,846
Let's just tell everyone we had twins!
1332
01:29:01,097 --> 01:29:02,483
But this kid is a Muslim.
1333
01:29:02,736 --> 01:29:04,199
Who's going to know?
1334
01:29:07,331 --> 01:29:08,347
We know.
1335
01:29:09,900 --> 01:29:12,903
He's a gift from God.
1336
01:29:14,342 --> 01:29:16,486
We're all born alike.
1337
01:29:25,757 --> 01:29:31,067
That smile washed away my doubts.
1338
01:29:32,153 --> 01:29:37,122
All preconceptions and prejudices.
1339
01:29:39,291 --> 01:29:41,368
We all come into the world like this...
1340
01:29:43,581 --> 01:29:45,820
innocent and unassuming.
1341
01:29:49,836 --> 01:29:52,656
We don't know where we're born...
1342
01:29:55,005 --> 01:29:58,407
into what family or religion,
race or caste.
1343
01:30:02,413 --> 01:30:04,571
We're all just born human beings
1344
01:30:05,781 --> 01:30:08,732
but the world slices us up
into these divisions.
1345
01:30:14,977 --> 01:30:17,421
That day a child clutched my finger
1346
01:30:20,105 --> 01:30:26,788
but soon I knew that God had
sent him to hold our hands.
1347
01:30:28,892 --> 01:30:34,287
Our prosperity, our respect
is all due to him.
1348
01:30:39,192 --> 01:30:41,307
These letters had come earlier also.
1349
01:30:41,917 --> 01:30:43,435
I knew the truth.
1350
01:30:46,527 --> 01:30:49,710
Because I was the man who hid my face
and changed the birth certificate.
1351
01:30:52,521 --> 01:30:54,408
I don't care what the DNA test reveals.
1352
01:30:54,819 --> 01:30:57,019
Who Billu is to me can never change.
1353
01:31:01,321 --> 01:31:05,097
I'm incomplete without Billu...
this family is incomplete without him.
1354
01:31:08,061 --> 01:31:10,509
Tomorrow is a battle
between two duties -
1355
01:31:11,811 --> 01:31:15,672
duty towards my family
vs a duty to my faith.
1356
01:31:17,079 --> 01:31:19,374
I may not win this battle
1357
01:31:20,120 --> 01:31:22,206
but I won't shy away from this fight.
1358
01:31:24,430 --> 01:31:26,730
I will fight for my Billu.
1359
01:31:40,854 --> 01:31:45,220
Whether the family
accompanies him or not...
1360
01:31:49,086 --> 01:31:50,878
he'll surely have his
father by his side.
1361
01:31:54,980 --> 01:32:03,658
There's only one way to decide
if we are with you or not brother...
1362
01:32:08,001 --> 01:32:08,947
Democracy!
1363
01:32:09,250 --> 01:32:10,271
ELECTORAL BOX
1364
01:32:15,597 --> 01:32:18,008
The motion before Home Parliament was...
1365
01:32:18,366 --> 01:32:21,463
Is Billu a part of this family?
1366
01:32:24,623 --> 01:32:27,485
Votes in favor - one.
1367
01:32:31,520 --> 01:32:32,569
Two.
1368
01:32:38,474 --> 01:32:39,470
Three.
1369
01:32:40,454 --> 01:32:41,414
Four.
1370
01:32:41,876 --> 01:32:42,949
Five.
1371
01:32:43,398 --> 01:32:47,578
Billu... my vote was
always with you brother.
1372
01:33:04,429 --> 01:33:09,270
You can leave this house but
how will you leave our hearts?!
1373
01:33:51,752 --> 01:33:53,620
Let's go, guys!
1374
01:33:55,726 --> 01:33:57,062
WHAT IS TRUTH?
1375
01:34:02,049 --> 01:34:04,144
My case was so famous,
1376
01:34:04,880 --> 01:34:07,061
everyone was debating
1377
01:34:07,904 --> 01:34:10,053
whether Pandit Tripathi's
honor will prevail
1378
01:34:10,345 --> 01:34:12,299
or will Mishra strip him of it.
1379
01:34:13,683 --> 01:34:18,812
It was as if the DNA of the
entire town was being tested.
1380
01:34:19,204 --> 01:34:21,557
Let them do a DNA test
1381
01:34:21,943 --> 01:34:23,906
the result will be whatever
we want it to be.
1382
01:34:25,225 --> 01:34:27,278
This is Neeraj... he's a friend.
1383
01:34:27,737 --> 01:34:28,855
Dr. Neeraj Daniel.
1384
01:34:29,083 --> 01:34:30,238
Your friend Neeraja's brother?
1385
01:34:30,483 --> 01:34:32,503
Aunty there's no Neeraja.
1386
01:34:32,843 --> 01:34:35,944
I've been meeting him for the past
3 years at the pretext of Neeraja.
1387
01:34:36,248 --> 01:34:37,057
What?!
1388
01:34:37,410 --> 01:34:39,340
Now that everyone is
speaking the truth...
1389
01:34:39,574 --> 01:34:41,959
consider this my contribution!
1390
01:34:43,428 --> 01:34:44,623
Tell them.
1391
01:34:45,068 --> 01:34:48,722
For the DNA test, I'll take a blood
sample from you and Billu.
1392
01:34:49,152 --> 01:34:50,612
While taking the sample.
1393
01:34:50,948 --> 01:34:52,384
I'll draw blood from both your hands
1394
01:34:52,603 --> 01:34:54,307
at the pretext of not being able
to find the vein in one hand.
1395
01:34:54,518 --> 01:34:57,070
Instead of Billu's blood,
1396
01:34:57,345 --> 01:34:59,907
I'll use both samples from
Signor Tripathi's blood.
1397
01:35:00,237 --> 01:35:02,896
Thus, giving us the result, we want.
1398
01:35:03,545 --> 01:35:05,950
Brother Billu will once and
for all go back to being
1399
01:35:06,138 --> 01:35:07,830
the loved and respected -
Bhajan Kumar!
1400
01:35:08,015 --> 01:35:10,277
Isn't that a blockbuster idea?
Mishra won't know what hit him!
1401
01:35:10,449 --> 01:35:11,877
Aunty don't worry. I've been
a doctor for 5 years now.
1402
01:35:12,098 --> 01:35:14,105
So we will have to lie?
1403
01:35:25,385 --> 01:35:26,719
TRUTH WILL BE REVEAL TODAY
1404
01:35:41,537 --> 01:35:42,813
Namaste.
1405
01:35:45,597 --> 01:35:48,846
A warm welcome to all residents
of Balrampur.
1406
01:35:49,550 --> 01:35:52,791
Ladies and Gentlemen, the questions
1407
01:35:53,404 --> 01:35:56,423
festering in your minds
for the last few weeks...
1408
01:35:56,689 --> 01:35:58,714
will be answered today.
1409
01:35:59,285 --> 01:36:02,542
It is my humble request
that please stay calm
1410
01:36:03,000 --> 01:36:08,013
till we get the results
of the DNA test.
1411
01:36:08,747 --> 01:36:10,302
Good luck, Pandit Tripathi.
1412
01:36:12,139 --> 01:36:14,283
Please stay calm. Thank you.
1413
01:36:15,152 --> 01:36:16,936
DNA GENETICS M. G. DISTRICT
HOSPITAL, BALRAMPUR
1414
01:37:09,905 --> 01:37:11,306
Wait a minute Doctor.
1415
01:37:12,938 --> 01:37:14,231
We don't need this.
1416
01:37:16,143 --> 01:37:17,839
Of course we do...
1417
01:37:18,466 --> 01:37:22,568
This is the only thing we need now.
1418
01:37:23,184 --> 01:37:26,101
Come hell or high water
we won't rest till we know.
1419
01:37:26,384 --> 01:37:28,798
We won't rest!
1420
01:37:29,303 --> 01:37:30,480
We will not rest!
1421
01:37:30,812 --> 01:37:32,756
What would you want to know?
1422
01:37:34,385 --> 01:37:37,192
That my blood is red?
1423
01:37:43,599 --> 01:37:48,839
Actually Signor Mishra...
all of us should be tested.
1424
01:37:51,401 --> 01:37:55,361
Because what they're doing
today is a big deal.
1425
01:37:58,243 --> 01:38:00,411
They're all here just to protect me.
1426
01:38:01,329 --> 01:38:02,817
Because they love me,
1427
01:38:05,127 --> 01:38:07,643
and believe that my dignity
is their dignity.
1428
01:38:08,083 --> 01:38:11,474
Sure, they're a little naive...
but family is family.
1429
01:38:13,644 --> 01:38:18,019
And for them I don't care how many
times I have to give my blood.
1430
01:38:19,117 --> 01:38:25,092
Mishra uncle,
I want to thank you the most.
1431
01:38:27,530 --> 01:38:31,961
Because you've shown me
who I am.
1432
01:38:34,028 --> 01:38:37,486
Today I've truly found my DNA.
1433
01:38:41,572 --> 01:38:42,581
I am Muslim.
1434
01:38:46,760 --> 01:38:48,031
I told you.
1435
01:38:48,771 --> 01:38:49,819
I am Hindu.
1436
01:38:55,366 --> 01:38:57,028
I'm head over heels
in love with a sikh...
1437
01:38:57,352 --> 01:38:59,678
And this morning
I went to church too.
1438
01:39:04,886 --> 01:39:08,393
The truth is I was born in this very
hospital on the 7th of December 1992.
1439
01:39:15,000 --> 01:39:19,686
My mother was a muslim.
I'll never know what her name was.
1440
01:39:22,373 --> 01:39:26,669
It's also true that I survived
the riots that night
1441
01:39:27,020 --> 01:39:33,187
only because of a Parsi -
Dr. Irani and my father.
1442
01:39:34,850 --> 01:39:37,602
Since that day he's never
let go of my hand...
1443
01:39:40,637 --> 01:39:45,981
I always thought my life was
a game of snakes and ladders,
1444
01:39:46,899 --> 01:39:48,636
where my family were the snakes.
1445
01:39:49,343 --> 01:39:52,145
Always afraid they'll embarrass me,
might say something weird.
1446
01:39:53,056 --> 01:39:57,155
I thought they weren't "cool".
1447
01:39:59,872 --> 01:40:02,348
No two of us are alike...
1448
01:40:03,036 --> 01:40:04,349
not uncle and Dad,
1449
01:40:04,622 --> 01:40:09,334
not my aunts... not even Gunja
and me... least of all Rampyari.
1450
01:40:11,223 --> 01:40:13,187
We fight with each other...
1451
01:40:14,046 --> 01:40:15,814
and sometimes don't see eye to eye.
1452
01:40:16,017 --> 01:40:22,099
Who says a happy family has to be
smile and laugh all the time?
1453
01:40:23,173 --> 01:40:24,136
Signor Malpani,
1454
01:40:26,212 --> 01:40:31,130
if a family or a neighborhood has
only one shade, won't it look dull?
1455
01:40:33,441 --> 01:40:35,923
We for sure, love a rainbow
1456
01:40:37,286 --> 01:40:40,428
and that's why I know,
I don't need this test.
1457
01:40:42,104 --> 01:40:43,561
Signor Mishra,
1458
01:40:44,322 --> 01:40:49,437
my family had the perfect solution
for your little exhibition.
1459
01:40:50,228 --> 01:40:52,369
We could've fooled you
and left victorious.
1460
01:40:52,544 --> 01:40:58,108
But today for the first time I saw
my father's head hung in shame.
1461
01:40:59,011 --> 01:41:00,551
When I saw the pain in his eyes
1462
01:41:00,576 --> 01:41:03,645
I felt like I was about to commit
a cardinal sin.
1463
01:41:05,100 --> 01:41:07,330
You've questioned my lineage,
so I'll answer you.
1464
01:41:07,355 --> 01:41:11,454
But don't you dare say
a word about my father.
1465
01:41:18,468 --> 01:41:22,492
Look at me spouting lines like
a Bollywood hero!
1466
01:41:22,676 --> 01:41:25,336
Signor Mishra... this is our DNA -
1467
01:41:25,730 --> 01:41:29,145
we can Muslim by birth,
and yet sing Hindu devotional songs.
1468
01:41:29,831 --> 01:41:32,043
We can eat at Abdul's house
1469
01:41:34,174 --> 01:41:35,515
and still keep a fast for Lord Rama.
1470
01:41:35,740 --> 01:41:37,662
We can head to the mosque
for urdu poetry...
1471
01:41:37,940 --> 01:41:39,383
and watch Lord Rama's play alike...
1472
01:41:39,599 --> 01:41:42,106
where no one acts better
than my friend Pintu Khan!
1473
01:41:43,185 --> 01:41:46,977
This is our neighborhood.
1474
01:41:48,065 --> 01:41:50,142
This is our true colour.
1475
01:41:50,447 --> 01:41:53,322
And I love my colourful family.
1476
01:41:54,453 --> 01:41:56,494
I'm never leaving them.
1477
01:42:01,520 --> 01:42:03,980
As far as my DNA
and the question of whether
1478
01:42:04,215 --> 01:42:06,313
I'm a Hindu or a Muslim
or an ape, is concerned...
1479
01:42:06,531 --> 01:42:10,121
you did all this to get the Signor
Malpani's wedding contract.
1480
01:42:11,153 --> 01:42:13,683
Honorable Signor Mishra
and my dearest TD,
1481
01:42:15,251 --> 01:42:18,200
This contract is all yours!
1482
01:42:34,143 --> 01:42:35,394
Let's go dad.
1483
01:42:58,120 --> 01:42:59,817
Billu... Pandit Tripathi.
1484
01:43:05,760 --> 01:43:06,885
Billu.
1485
01:43:27,224 --> 01:43:30,722
My speech may not have
impressed Mishra and son,
1486
01:43:31,523 --> 01:43:33,845
but it convinced Aishwarya.
1487
01:43:34,201 --> 01:43:36,176
She wasn't getting married without me
singing at her wedding!
1488
01:43:36,444 --> 01:43:41,460
Where was she gonna find Bhajan Kumar
and DJ Romeo rolled into one!
1489
01:43:42,014 --> 01:43:44,554
The Twitter handle practically
writes itself.
1490
01:43:47,310 --> 01:43:50,124
This neighborhood had found
its true colour.
1491
01:43:51,318 --> 01:43:57,182
Pintu now plays the demon as well as
the boatman who helped Lord Rama.
1492
01:43:59,364 --> 01:44:01,682
My speech went viral only
because of Raghubir...
1493
01:44:02,200 --> 01:44:04,610
it taught me that people can change.
1494
01:44:04,956 --> 01:44:06,993
I can give you this guarantee.
1495
01:44:09,749 --> 01:44:12,248
There was a wind of change
in the mood and the neighbourhood.
1496
01:44:12,909 --> 01:44:14,731
Dad always says...
1497
01:44:15,433 --> 01:44:18,597
Life is nothing but change.
1498
01:44:20,247 --> 01:44:23,602
It fills my heart with joy.
1499
01:44:25,444 --> 01:44:27,169
I still play snakes and ladders,
1500
01:44:27,684 --> 01:44:33,187
but I'd learnt that that my family
are actually my ladder.
1501
01:44:33,904 --> 01:44:38,175
It was up to me whether I rise or fall.
1502
01:44:38,814 --> 01:44:41,449
Think of this as Billu's law...
1503
01:44:42,059 --> 01:44:44,587
or like Newton uncle you too can wait
for an apple to fall on your head.
1504
01:44:45,520 --> 01:44:47,037
I must take your leave now.
1505
01:44:47,314 --> 01:44:48,797
So friends, be it a wedding
or a funeral...
1506
01:44:49,032 --> 01:44:50,882
whether you need Bhajan or Romeo,
1507
01:44:51,188 --> 01:44:53,213
don't forget to think
of our big, fat...
1508
01:44:53,523 --> 01:44:56,583
Great Indian family!
1509
01:45:16,492 --> 01:45:22,181
You believe in good deeds
or what a holy book claims?
1510
01:45:23,025 --> 01:45:26,354
Bro, it's all the same!
1511
01:45:34,745 --> 01:45:40,536
The Geeta, Bible and the Quran
what do they all proclaim?
1512
01:45:41,124 --> 01:45:43,881
Oh yeah... It's all the same.
1513
01:45:50,418 --> 01:45:53,947
Every face, a different attitude...
we're a multitude of many a mood.
1514
01:45:54,157 --> 01:45:57,576
Many tongues and twangs we speak,
we got every flavour you seek
1515
01:45:57,801 --> 01:46:01,219
Step on each other's toes and bicker,
1516
01:46:01,429 --> 01:46:04,378
we may that's how we dance...
it's the tune we play!
1517
01:46:04,673 --> 01:46:13,219
We're a billion and one too many
No one is to blame!
1518
01:46:14,005 --> 01:46:17,251
Mister... It's all the same!
1519
01:46:26,979 --> 01:46:31,757
Do the rays of the sun care
what your faith is?
1520
01:46:32,152 --> 01:46:35,710
It's all for one...
and one for all!
1521
01:46:36,472 --> 01:46:40,794
Does the pouring rain ask
what your creed is?
1522
01:46:41,243 --> 01:46:44,715
It drenches us all...
big or small!
1523
01:46:45,312 --> 01:46:48,334
So what if you're black or white?
1524
01:46:48,861 --> 01:46:51,911
No matter if you're chill,
or a little uptight
1525
01:46:52,604 --> 01:46:55,571
It's these differences we must love
1526
01:46:56,180 --> 01:46:59,000
We're no different
to the God above
1527
01:46:59,261 --> 01:47:04,085
Bro, if you think
one is less and one is more...
1528
01:47:04,534 --> 01:47:08,038
Bro, isn't that a bit lame?
1529
01:47:08,455 --> 01:47:11,819
O yeah... it's all the same!
1530
01:47:17,875 --> 01:47:19,437
If it's the Ganges you worship?
1531
01:47:19,710 --> 01:47:20,978
We're all still the same
1532
01:47:21,369 --> 01:47:23,077
If the Mecca is your trip?
1533
01:47:23,426 --> 01:47:24,552
We're all still the same
1534
01:47:25,180 --> 01:47:26,734
If you're a sikh with a turban
1535
01:47:26,976 --> 01:47:28,285
We're all still the same
1536
01:47:28,519 --> 01:47:30,319
If you're singing a Christmas carol
1537
01:47:30,544 --> 01:47:31,991
We're all still the same
1538
01:47:32,332 --> 01:47:35,443
We're each a child of God
a billion peas in a pod
1539
01:47:35,773 --> 01:47:39,075
When you and I both bleed red...
let us put this hate to bed
1540
01:47:39,521 --> 01:47:41,710
We're all the same
1541
01:47:42,911 --> 01:47:45,022
We're all the same
1542
01:47:46,367 --> 01:47:48,708
We're all the same
1543
01:47:48,967 --> 01:47:51,814
Bro, we're all the same!
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