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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:29,300 swing*vote 2 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:54,200 After a hotly contested race, Americans go to the polls today... 3 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:57,000 in what promises to be a very close election. 4 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,700 The Republican Andrew Boone, hoping to hold on to the Oval Office... 5 00:01:00,700 --> 00:01:02,900 by edging out... 6 00:01:02,900 --> 00:01:05,600 the Democratic challenger Donald Greenleaf. 7 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:28,300 Bud... Bud. 8 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:30,200 Bud! 9 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,500 I'll call... I'll call him back. 10 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:39,000 If we had a phone, you could. Come on! 11 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:43,600 Goddamnit! It's cold. 12 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:46,900 We're gonna be late again. You need a shower. 13 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,800 Can't believe you slept in your clothes! 14 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:02,200 Leave me any hot water? 15 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:05,600 I don't know. Water heater fix itself? 16 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:10,300 Christ, Molly! Why don't you just take the day off, okay? 17 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:12,400 I'll write you a note. 18 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:17,200 Now! I'm not going to tell you again! 19 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,100 Get up! 20 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:29,100 Bud! 21 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,500 Alright, I'm coming! 22 00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:07,600 - What? - Egg salad. 23 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:09,200 Again? 24 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:10,900 You like egg salad. 25 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:15,500 Well, not every damn day I don't. You could mix it up a little. 26 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:16,900 We're on a budget. 27 00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:19,800 You wanna eat better? Drink less beer. 28 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,900 - Fine. - Fine. 29 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:29,000 - And don't forget today. - What's... what's today? 30 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:30,600 Election day, dummy! 31 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:33,600 I'm supposed to do a report on you voting, remember? 32 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:36,500 I already told you before I'm not even registered. 33 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:38,600 I registered for you in the mail. 34 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,600 That's great, I could get jury duty now. 35 00:03:41,700 --> 00:03:44,900 - It's your civic responsibility. - It's my civic, my what? 36 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:46,500 It's your civic responsibility. 37 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:49,600 My civic responsibility? Where you learning this crap? 38 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:51,700 Mrs. Abernathy. 39 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,300 Well, stay away from her. 40 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:57,000 She's my teacher. 41 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,400 Sign this. 42 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,000 What is it? 43 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:29,600 A questionnaire. I'm supposed to ask you about your politics. 44 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,200 Well, go ahead. 45 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,700 I already filled it in. 46 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,300 I wanted you to sound smart. 47 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:40,500 Give me the first question anyway. 48 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,700 What's your political affiliation? 49 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:51,600 Alright, I'm a conscious objector. 50 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:55,800 It's not a war, Bud. It's an election. And you are an independent. 51 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:59,700 Independent? Why in the hell would I be an independent? 52 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,000 Because the two party system... 53 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:04,300 has neglected the needs of the working poor. 54 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:06,300 - Let me tell you something, baby... - Here we go again. 55 00:05:08,300 --> 00:05:11,400 The voting doesn't count for a goddamn thing. 56 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:14,500 Just a way to make you feel like you're in control of something. 57 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:18,500 It doesn't matter who you vote for, we can't afford insurance and... 58 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:22,400 if you get sick, I'm gonna have to start selling my blood again. 59 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:26,800 Mrs. Abernathy said every vote counts. It's a social contract. 60 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:31,100 It's a social contract. This Mrs. Abernathy is full of shit. 61 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,000 Meet me at the polling place after work. 62 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:53,200 Fine. 63 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,400 You forgetting something? 64 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:06,100 Bud, screw this up and I'm leaving you. 65 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:12,500 Do good! 66 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,000 Where... 67 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,300 Where the hell is Dewey? 68 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:47,100 He got laid off. 69 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:50,000 Bullshit! He got insourced. 70 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:51,500 Insourced? 71 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:55,300 Insourced. Instead of exporting our jobs to Mexico... 72 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:58,300 they're importing Mexicans to take our jobs. 73 00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:00,300 You're paranoid, you know that? 74 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:05,000 Attention! The opening this morning is officially cancelled. 75 00:07:07,900 --> 00:07:10,700 I can't even read the damn signs no more! 76 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:14,100 Our days are numbered, fellas. You mark my words! 77 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:17,200 These hombres work twice as hard for half the money. 78 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:20,200 I just figure they need this job twice as bad as us! 79 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:22,900 Whose side are you on? 80 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:27,200 I don't take sides, Lowell. Just stating the obvious. 81 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,400 Next thing, they'll be taking away our right to vote. 82 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,300 You voting, Bud? 83 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,900 It's a social contract, isn't it? 84 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,600 Who are you voting for? 85 00:07:39,900 --> 00:07:41,800 Shit if I know! 86 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:50,100 I think I picked up a couple shades. Looks like an eight. 87 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:51,500 What do you think, Marty? 88 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:54,300 I don't like the margin in Florida. 89 00:07:54,300 --> 00:07:58,100 Bus some young Republicans down to the polling stations in Palm Beach. 90 00:07:58,100 --> 00:08:02,800 Make sure they're tall, they're blonde and they're men. 91 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:06,800 Because old Jews see a pack of angry young white males... 92 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:10,500 and they're gonna think twice about getting out of their car! 93 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:15,500 Kennedy was a nine. And he put a man on the moon. 94 00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:21,000 That's what we need. Something to shoot for. 95 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:24,400 A defining moment. Like... I don't know. 96 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,500 Cure for cancer. 97 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:34,600 Ohio run the gay marriage ad every twenty minutes. 98 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:37,100 Let's see if we can't get those God fearing bastards off the fence. 99 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,600 We take a bunch of scientists, put them in the desert somewhere. 100 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:42,600 Like the Manhattan project. Are you listening to me? I'm serious about this. 101 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:45,500 I think that cancer is going to be a tough nut to crack in one term, sir. 102 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:47,000 So, we make it a ten year plan. 103 00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:49,500 - Lincoln got to see the end of slavery? - No. 104 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:51,800 - Did Kennedy get to see the moon shot? - Nope. 105 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:55,600 No! But they got the credit! It's the idea that counts. 106 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:59,200 The guy that sets the goal gets in the history books! 107 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:03,000 Hope and positivity! Marty, the American people want a bright... 108 00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:06,800 shining smile to represent the promise of this country. 109 00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:08,700 Take old Georgie there. 110 00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:14,000 Boy, he was off the charts. 111 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,600 They wanted to make him King. 112 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:18,900 Son of a gun! 113 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,600 Thank you, thank you for coming. 114 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:40,200 Galena and I would like to thank America... 115 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,400 for this glorious opportunity. 116 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:46,300 I have met people of every race, color and creed... 117 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:48,100 during this long campaign. 118 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:52,100 I pledge to you that my White House will be a rainbow house. 119 00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:55,700 It'll be open to people of all colors and creeds. 120 00:09:55,700 --> 00:09:59,300 Now, please, go and vote. We need your support. 121 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,800 That was great. I'm gonna go do press. 122 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:08,000 Great. 123 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:16,100 Greenleaf! Greenleaf! 124 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,300 Gallup has you down by a point. 125 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:21,500 CNN, USA Today, has us up by two. News has us down by sixty. 126 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:24,700 What message are you trying to get out to the undecideds today? 127 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:27,600 The same message we put out yesterday, last week and last year... 128 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:30,900 when we started this campaign and that's why we're going to win. 129 00:10:30,900 --> 00:10:34,100 Because we have the answers. Not platitudes and jingoistic rhetoric. 130 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,600 This is the truth train operation real deal. 131 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:40,100 In recent days, the president has aired ads claiming Greenleaf... 132 00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:41,900 has vacationed at a nudist colony. 133 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:44,600 Come on, now, that's a tired accusation. It's pure fiction. 134 00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:48,100 - Then, how do you answer for the photos? - Right wing blogo-smear, that's how. 135 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:51,900 I could stand here and perpetuate the rumor that as a young man... 136 00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:55,800 the president had a gambling addiction, but I'm got going to sink to their level. 137 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:58,600 Despite eye witness accounts and documentation. 138 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,300 They sling mud, we sling ideas. 139 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:04,500 Still, if Greenleaf loses, you'll be 0 for 7 on the national scene. 140 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:09,400 Thank you, Betty. Sorry, folks, that's all I have time for. 141 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:10,900 Leeches! 142 00:11:12,300 --> 00:11:14,400 Why it's important to vote. 143 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:17,200 Many brave soldiers sacrificed themselves. 144 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,400 A right we take for granted. 145 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,700 - For the people. - By the people. 146 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:24,000 We the people! 147 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,400 I can't read my writing. 148 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:30,000 All the world's great civilizations have followed the same path. 149 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,600 From bondage, to liberty, from liberty to abundance... 150 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:37,900 from abundance to complacency. From complacency to apathy... 151 00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:39,900 from apathy back to bondage. 152 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:44,200 If we're to be the exception to history, then we must break the cycle. 153 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:48,200 For those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it. 154 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:54,100 Very good, everybody. Very good. 155 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:56,400 Hold this. 156 00:11:56,400 --> 00:12:00,300 Okay, remember, no running till you get out to the playground. 157 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:02,900 Your last one was great. I'd like to use it on the news. 158 00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:04,200 - Molly? - Yes. 159 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:05,600 Molly, come here. 160 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:09,200 This is Ms. Madison. She's the reporter from the news. 161 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,500 - Hi, Molly. - Hi. 162 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:11,800 - How you doing? - Good. 163 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:14,400 Your essay was very thoughtful. 164 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:15,500 Thanks. 165 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,000 Ms. Madison is going to show your essay tonight. 166 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,900 - Isn't that exciting? - Yes, madam. 167 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,700 Tell me something. What do you want to be when you grow up? 168 00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:30,900 I go back and forth. Either a veterinarian or chairman of the Fed. 169 00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:36,000 Where's Bud? 170 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:40,900 Went to take a leak half an hour ago. I heard his name over the loudspeaker. 171 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:43,100 What'd you have for lunch? 172 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:46,600 - Egg salad. You? - Hard boiled. 173 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,600 Hey, Bud. 174 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,800 Just giving you a heads up. 175 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,700 Management wants us to cut another ten percent. 176 00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:06,000 Well, you are management, Carl. 177 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:09,400 Look, you haven't punched in on time in six months. 178 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:15,000 So, I'm five minutes late every once in a while. What is the big whoop? 179 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:19,000 You took thirty-one sick days this year, Bud. 180 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:24,600 Well, I gotta kid, Carl. She brings it home from school. 181 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,400 Shit! Goddamnit! 182 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,600 Well, hell, Carl! 183 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:10,200 You could have showed me your footage when you walked in. 184 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:15,500 I know we went to school together, Bud. I've always liked you. 185 00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:19,300 You gotta give me one good reason why I should keep you. 186 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,400 Why I can keep you. 187 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,300 All hellsabelle! 188 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,000 Sorry you lost your job. 189 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:04,400 That's alright, Henry. Just... 190 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:11,700 As soon as take your money, I'm going from fired to retired. 191 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,800 - Hey, Bud! - Yes? 192 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,800 Molly is on TV! 193 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,100 - Apathy back to bondage. - Geez! 194 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:23,200 If we are to be the exception to history, then we must break the cycle. 195 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,200 - Curly, what time you got? - Nine past seven. 196 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,500 God! 197 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,800 God, man! Shit! 198 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,000 Goddamnit! 199 00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:26,900 PLEASE, INSERT YOUR BALLOT 200 00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:30,900 ERROR CODE - RESTART 201 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,400 I hurt the top of my head. 202 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,200 Come on, lay down. 203 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,200 I'm so sorry, baby. 204 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,400 I want to live with Mom. 205 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,600 Me too. 206 00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:22,800 New Mexico is a classic swing state. 207 00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:24,600 - Mrs. Madison? - Speaking. 208 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,300 I'm calling from the New Mexico election board. 209 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:30,000 - The what? - The New Mexico election board. 210 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:34,000 Madam, did you cast your vote at a Texico polling station last night? 211 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,900 I voted in the morning. 212 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,800 In the morning. Alright. 213 00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:39,700 Is there something the matter? 214 00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:41,400 No, no, sorry to bother you. 215 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,100 It is amazing. With every state but New Mexico reporting... 216 00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:46,800 we're now in a dead heat for the American presidency. 217 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,200 Each candidate with virtually the same amount of electoral votes. 218 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:53,000 270, the magic number to win. This is a real photo finish! 219 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,700 And it goes to whoever wins the popular vote in the state. 220 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,400 All five electoral college votes then swing to that party. 221 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,600 Well, they don't call it the land of enchantment for nothing. 222 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,100 Whoever takes New Mexico, takes the White House. 223 00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:08,200 It's d�j� vu again. 2000 presidential election came down to Dade County. 224 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:13,000 400 votes in the state of Florida, out of a total of 105 million cast. 225 00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:17,900 If this is a certified tie, neither the candidate would receive the majority. 226 00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:21,400 Do we even have a president to deal with this? 227 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:24,500 Pursuant to the 12th amendment, the House of Representatives would decide. 228 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,300 That hasn't happened since... 229 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:31,100 John Quincy Adams defeated Andrew Jackson back in 1824. 230 00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:32,800 We're talking rare. 231 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:36,000 No, this isn't a great civics lesson to the people of this country? 232 00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:40,700 If anyone in New Mexico didn't vote, he be kicking themselves right now. 233 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:45,200 The latest reports coming in, Curry County still too close to call. 234 00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:49,700 This election is down to a single county. Is this even possible? 235 00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:54,000 Listen, John, there's only 653 registered voters in Texico. 236 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,600 And they've already recounted those votes. 237 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:59,300 I know. With that information and a dollar, I could buy a chalupa! 238 00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:02,200 Everyone I know who voted has been personally called. 239 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:03,800 So what? 240 00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:06,600 So, the election. The fact that it's down to Curry County... 241 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,900 it has something to do with Texico. 242 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,700 Oh my God. Call you back! 243 00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:31,000 Bud! 244 00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:33,300 Come on! 245 00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:37,200 God, my head! 246 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,200 What? What time is it? 247 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,100 There's some people here to see you. 248 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,800 Some people? 249 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,700 They look official. 250 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:54,600 - Child services? - That's what I'm thinking. 251 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:08,000 - Okay. - Here we go. 252 00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:16,100 Mr. Johnson, we would have called first, but you don't have a telephone. 253 00:23:16,100 --> 00:23:20,500 No, no, no, we got a phone. 254 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,500 It's just not connected right now. But I'm on it, you know. 255 00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:26,400 I'm not gonna say it's been easy since the wife left, but... 256 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,600 - we're getting on fine. - Sure are. 257 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:33,900 And I'm gonna pay these off, I swear. Just as soon as I find a new job. 258 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:36,100 - A new job? - Yes. 259 00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:41,000 I used to be in this Willy Nelson tribute band. I was thinking about... 260 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:45,900 getting the guys back together again, soon as our bass player gets paroled. 261 00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:49,300 And the drinking, I know it, I know it looks bad. 262 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,800 And licking that sucker is at the top of my list. 263 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,700 Please don't take away from me. 264 00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:58,600 I'll do anything you say, I swear. 265 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,200 She's just my only good thing. 266 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,400 Mr. Johnson, we're not from Social Services. 267 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:07,600 No? 268 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000 We're from the State Election Bureau. 269 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,800 Fuck! Thank you, Jesus! 270 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,500 I'm Secretary of State Brower. And this is Attorney General Wyatt. 271 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:22,600 Mr. Johnson, did you cast your vote last night? 272 00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:24,900 Last night, did you vote? 273 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:31,100 That's right, it's my civic duty, isn't it? 274 00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:32,700 Indeed it is. 275 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,300 Mr. Johnson, is this your signature? 276 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:41,700 I guess. 277 00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:43,000 You guess it's your signature? 278 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:47,800 No, no. That's right. That's my signature. 279 00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:49,600 Did you retain your stub? 280 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:51,600 What stub? 281 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:54,300 The perforated stub on top of your ballot. 282 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:06,400 Where's that perforated stub that I gave you for your school project? 283 00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:07,700 I've got it. 284 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:20,300 It's him. 285 00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:22,900 Yeah, it's him. What do you mean, "him?" Me, him? 286 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,200 Sir, your vote didn't count. 287 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,800 Mr. Johnson, it's our duty to inform you... 288 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:33,000 that you are entitled to recast your ballot in a timely manner. 289 00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:35,600 What if I don't want to? 290 00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:37,600 Bud! 291 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:43,600 Alright then, how about if I, how about if I just whisper it to you then? 292 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:46,000 Right here we'd get it over with, right now and you can listen too! 293 00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:49,200 No, sir, there are strict rules and legal procedures. 294 00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:52,400 Legal shit. Shit, fellas, I can't afford a lawyer. 295 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,100 You're not in trouble. You don't need a lawyer. 296 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,700 However, I will have to administer an oath. 297 00:25:57,700 --> 00:25:58,900 An oath? 298 00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:01,000 An oath. Please, place your hand on the Bible. 299 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,200 Do you, Earnest Johnson... 300 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:08,700 swear to recast your ballot in the spirit of the law? 301 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,800 Yeah, yes, sure. Okay. 302 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:11,800 So noted. 303 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:15,400 A petition will be filed on your behalf and a date will be set for your revote. 304 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:20,400 Does this put me on some sort of fast track list? 305 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,800 You know, for like jury duty? 306 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:28,700 Considering the gravity of this situation, keep all of this a secret. 307 00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:31,000 Have a good night. 308 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,300 Sorry. 309 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:52,000 You should be! I could get into all kinds of trouble because of you! 310 00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:54,200 Gosh, Molly! 311 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:58,400 Why can't you learn just to let things be? 312 00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:03,200 I told you this was important to me, but you never listen! 313 00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:16,100 Another astonishing development: New Mexico Elections Bureau is reporting... 314 00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:19,900 a single irregular ballot is holding up a final decision in the state. 315 00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:23,600 As I said, a single ballot. That's one vote, folks! 316 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,800 This really couldn't get any stranger, MSNBC has learned that the voter... 317 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,600 has been identified and has agreed to recast the ballot. 318 00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:33,600 One voter will decide the fate of the state's five electoral votes. 319 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:38,100 On this bizarre day, no one will soon forget, one American citizen... 320 00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:42,600 will effectively choose the next President of the United States. 321 00:27:43,300 --> 00:27:46,100 Apparently the electronic voting machine malfunctioned. 322 00:27:46,100 --> 00:27:48,500 The ballot was scanned, but the machine died before the vote was counted. 323 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,800 It's an anomaly. 324 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,000 No shit, Larry! What polling station was the machine in? 325 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,300 Texico, New Mexico, sir. 326 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,200 Is that a place? 327 00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:58,500 Where the hell is Texico? 328 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,300 New Mexico, sir, Curry County. 329 00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:03,500 New Mexico election law dictates if a voter's right is violated... 330 00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:07,000 The voter shall be-entitled to recast the ballot. I know. 331 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:11,100 Alright, kids, we're going to war. 332 00:28:11,100 --> 00:28:13,300 A map! Somebody get me a map! 333 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:17,600 There's one schmuck standing between us and the White House. Find out who it is. 334 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,400 We can't do that legally. 335 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,700 Just find him. 336 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:30,100 We were supposed to my cytoplasm out of Jell-O today. 337 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,900 What kinda kid would rather sit in a crummy classroom... 338 00:28:33,900 --> 00:28:35,700 than be out here? 339 00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:39,400 What kind of father goes fishing when he should be looking for a new job? 340 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,800 The kind who would just like... 341 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:46,100 to spend a little more time with his daughter. 342 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:47,800 That's who. 343 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,500 - Fine. - Fine. 344 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,700 Anyway, I've been thinking. 345 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,400 How refreshing! 346 00:28:57,900 --> 00:29:01,900 Jesus! You gotta quit being such a smart ass all the time? 347 00:29:01,900 --> 00:29:05,200 And you've got to stop using Jesus as a cuss word all the time! 348 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,300 He's a billion people's Savior. 349 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,400 Alright, fine, okay? I get it. 350 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,800 - Fine. - Fine. 351 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,500 I wish... your mom could be here... 352 00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:24,400 to talk to you about everything that's going on. 353 00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:28,500 I really do. 354 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:33,000 No, she... no, she can't. 355 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,100 She's just, she can't, baby. 356 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:41,100 Bud. 357 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,700 Next Tuesday, is bring your father to school day. 358 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,300 - So? - I want you to come. 359 00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:58,100 It's not gonna embarrass you that I don't have a job? 360 00:29:58,100 --> 00:29:59,700 I don't care. 361 00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:01,700 I want you to come anyway. 362 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,200 - Think you can remember? - Of course. 363 00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:11,600 How? 364 00:30:11,900 --> 00:30:13,300 Well... 365 00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:16,700 I'll write it on my forehead. 366 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,400 Can I go to school, now? 367 00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:34,000 Yes. Just one more cast. 368 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,600 Why don't you go start the truck. 369 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:04,400 Try to get a two shot, alright? Okay, come on! 370 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:05,900 Earnest Johnson! 371 00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:08,300 - Yes? - Kate Madison. 372 00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,100 - Hi, there. - Hi. 373 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,600 Shit! You're the lady from the news. 374 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,900 I am, and I'd like to ask you a few questions. 375 00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:19,400 You know, you're much prettier than you are on the TV. 376 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,600 Thanks. I would... 377 00:31:20,700 --> 00:31:24,400 Don't get me wrong, you're pretty on the TV too. 378 00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:27,500 Just, we got an old set that kinda "squirshes" you. 379 00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:28,800 Squishes everybody. 380 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,800 I believe, Mr. Johnson. I believe... 381 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,700 You can call me Bud. 382 00:31:32,700 --> 00:31:36,000 Bud. I was hoping you could tell me why those men... 383 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,900 flew from Santa Fe, to see you in the middle of the night. 384 00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:50,000 Well, actually, I kinda promised to keep that a secret. 385 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,500 You mean, you're going to recast your vote. 386 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:58,600 Well, shit, I guess that I guess it ain't that much of a secret then. 387 00:31:58,900 --> 00:32:01,500 Now, listen, Bud, you need to watch your language. 388 00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:04,100 - We're taping this for TV, okay? - The language? 389 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:07,200 Goddamnit, yes of course! 390 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:12,900 The question now is, who you voted for and are you going to vote the same way? 391 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,800 Remind me again who's running? 392 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:20,600 What you're saying is, you're keeping an open mind? 393 00:32:21,100 --> 00:32:23,300 Yeah, that's... 394 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,100 That's the kinda guy I am. 395 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:26,900 You gotta be kidding me! 396 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,500 This is OJ big. Bigger! 397 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,200 I gotta call network! 398 00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:36,500 John, let me break the story. 399 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:38,300 I thought I was gonna die in this shithole. 400 00:32:38,300 --> 00:32:40,900 You said that when the time was right, you'd give me a chance. That's the time! 401 00:32:40,900 --> 00:32:42,100 We'll be back to a real market. 402 00:32:42,100 --> 00:32:45,800 The city! With elevators and Chinese restaurants and crime and traffic. 403 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,600 I got the tape of Mrs. Zachary's prize winning sow. 404 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,600 Screw Mrs. Zachary. And screw the sow! 405 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,000 You promised me. 406 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,200 Get network on the phone. Don't screw it up. 407 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,900 - You won't regret it! - Better not! Darlene! 408 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:13,700 So... is your dad coming to talk to our class? 409 00:33:14,900 --> 00:33:20,200 I don't know. Doesn't really leave the house much since my mom left. 410 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,700 Mine left too. 411 00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:26,400 She's pursuing a singing career in Albuquerque. 412 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,900 I'm going to move there when she becomes a big star. 413 00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:32,100 And she's gonna take me on tour and everything. 414 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,600 She'll probably do a concert in Austin. 415 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,500 I could get you free tickets. 416 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,500 Maybe. Guess I could borrow my dad's car. 417 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:46,100 I'll wait till he gets drunk. Sometimes he passes out. 418 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000 Do you think I could try your skateboard? 419 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,100 Okay. 420 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:07,700 I'm the king of Curry County, John, and I've been 15 years at this desk. 421 00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:11,200 I feel for you, Ted. Don't make me call security. 422 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,900 Holy crap! 423 00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:25,000 You, desk! Sit! 424 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,100 People, we go live in 30 seconds! 425 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,000 From this point on, the news counts! 426 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:33,800 So excited, I got my accent back. My god! 427 00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:36,700 And cue graphics! 428 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:38,400 And cue music! 429 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,600 And cue! 430 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:46,900 Good evening. This is Madison, coming to you from Curry County, New Mexico. 431 00:34:46,900 --> 00:34:50,500 Over the last 24 hours, the American political process... 432 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:54,100 has ground to a virtual standstill as the world watches... 433 00:34:54,100 --> 00:34:58,900 waiting for the outcome of an election. Today, I uncovered the identity... 434 00:34:58,900 --> 00:35:02,100 of the person the entire world has been looking for. 435 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:05,300 The one swing voter who will decide the election. 436 00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:08,800 Those of you hoping to hear that decision will be sorely disappointed. 437 00:35:08,900 --> 00:35:12,100 Because you are about to meet a registered independent... 438 00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:15,200 who claims to be keeping an open mind. 439 00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:18,500 Imagine, on this man's shoulders... 440 00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:21,500 stands the future of the free world. 441 00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:23,300 Just the kind of guy I am. 442 00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:29,300 Let it never again be said, that a single vote counts for nothing. 443 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:39,400 Bud! 444 00:35:39,700 --> 00:35:40,600 Bud! 445 00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:42,400 What? 446 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,700 There's some people outside. 447 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:49,200 Geez, you gotta stop waking me up like this, okay? 448 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,400 You're gonna kill me. 449 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,100 There are some people outside! 450 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,200 People? 451 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,200 God! 452 00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:01,600 No, not there! Out front! 453 00:36:01,900 --> 00:36:05,800 Oh, God... What now? 454 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,000 - Dad, hurry up! - Yeah, I'm going, honey. 455 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,100 There's a lot of people out there. 456 00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:18,000 Okay, honey, let's see what the fuss is all about. 457 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,200 Is that him? 458 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:24,900 Bud! 459 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,400 Mr. Johnson, any decisions yet? 460 00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:42,200 - Holy shit! - What do they want? 461 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:44,800 I don't know. 462 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,700 Go turn the TV on, baby. 463 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,000 We are in the midst of a historic moment. 464 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,500 The swing voter has finally been identified. 465 00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:07,000 We go live now to a trailer in Texico, New Mexico. 466 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,900 Earnest Johnson made an appearance just moments ago. 467 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,900 Apparently, overwhelmed by the media presence. 468 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,900 And Mr. Landry, exactly how long have you known Earnest Johnson? 469 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,300 Earnest Johnson? Hey, Earnest! 470 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:24,500 - You mean Bud? - We all grew up together. 471 00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:26,500 How do you think he's shouldering the responsibility... 472 00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:29,400 of picking the next President of the United States? 473 00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:34,200 Well, I'm sure that... 474 00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:38,600 Earnest is... crapping his pants. 475 00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:43,400 He's a good guy. He likes to treat them good. 476 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:46,000 We used to light the mesa back here on fire! 477 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,100 It's all my fault, isn't it? 478 00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:56,100 No! No, no, no, baby, no. 479 00:37:56,200 --> 00:38:00,400 None of this would have happened if I hadn't let you down. 480 00:38:01,100 --> 00:38:02,700 What are we gonna do? 481 00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:04,200 Well... 482 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,700 I'm gonna back these people up. 483 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,800 Holy shit! 484 00:38:17,900 --> 00:38:19,400 There's so many! 485 00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:24,200 Ok, I'm just gonna go out there, right? I'm gonna... 486 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:29,900 I'm gonna walk out there and tell those people it wasn't me who voted. 487 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,600 No, you can't! 488 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:32,800 Why not? 489 00:38:32,900 --> 00:38:35,000 You swore to that judge, on a Bible and everything. 490 00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:37,700 What? That was the middle of the night. That can't count! 491 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,500 You were under oath, Bud. Voter fraud is a felony. 492 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:44,400 And one more felony and they take me away from you. 493 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,800 You're right. Shit! I am down to one! 494 00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,200 What do we do? 495 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,600 We lie. We have to. 496 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:15,400 Okay, that's a good plan. Just a little white lie is all this is. 497 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:18,000 - Between us. - Just between us. 498 00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:21,600 Who knows, maybe this thing, all these... 499 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:26,500 Maybe all these people, they just go away. 500 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,400 Stop! Stop! 501 00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:44,900 What the hell is this? 502 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,800 The biggest space we could find. 503 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,400 How we gonna do this? Build a campaign around one man? 504 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,900 - I don't know how to do this. - You're gonna leave it to me. 505 00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:56,800 We're gonna win him, Don! We're gonna win this guy. 506 00:40:56,900 --> 00:40:58,900 We got the issues on our side! 507 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,600 - There you go! - He's gonna love me! 508 00:41:00,700 --> 00:41:02,300 What's not to love? 509 00:41:05,700 --> 00:41:09,700 We're in trouble. I need you to dig up everything you can on Earnest Johnson. 510 00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:11,100 Talk to his family, his friends. 511 00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:13,400 I want to know what he reads, what television show he watches. 512 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:18,200 His hobbies, his favorite foods, his hopes, his dreams, everything. 513 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:22,800 All we have to do is win over one American mind! 514 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,600 You know, I was just thinking, Marty. 515 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,100 I'd like to get to know this Bud Johnson. Personally. 516 00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:28,500 Okay. Good. 517 00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:30,800 Maybe take him out for some ice cream. 518 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,100 Ice cream? 519 00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:37,600 What grown man doesn't like ice cream? 520 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,600 No higher education, not much lower education. 521 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,400 Divorced single father, recently laid off. 522 00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:47,600 What's our first step? 523 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:52,100 Put you in a room together. See if you persuade him to come over to our side. 524 00:41:52,100 --> 00:41:56,500 I like it. Him and me in a room. Yes, talking ideas, seeing what comes up. 525 00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:58,400 Great plan. I'll get you some talking points. 526 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,000 I'm good off the cuff already. 527 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:04,400 Of course! We're just gonna get an itty bitty think tank together. 528 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:08,800 We'll run the data, see what you two could possibly have in common. 529 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,600 Your petition has been processed. 530 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:14,900 And in accordance with New Mexico state law, Chapter 1, Article 13, Section 11. 531 00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:19,100 Could you do us a favor and back these news people up a little bit? 532 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:22,400 We could barely sleep last night. 533 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:28,500 said voter Earnest Johnson, is hereby authorized... 534 00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:31,200 to recast his vote 10 days from today along official. 535 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:34,100 And there's a fat guy there, he keeps leaning on my truck... 536 00:42:34,100 --> 00:42:36,600 fixing his hair in my side mirror. 537 00:42:41,300 --> 00:42:44,900 Said voter, Earnest Johnson, is hereby authorized to recast his vote... 538 00:42:44,900 --> 00:42:48,200 10 days from today. Along official documentary notification... 539 00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:50,700 to both state, federal regulatory authorities. 540 00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:53,800 Bud, life's gonna be a little different from now on. 541 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,000 You'll need security around the clock. 542 00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:57,100 For what? 543 00:42:57,100 --> 00:42:59,200 You're a household name. 544 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:02,900 Every political nut job in the country is gonna make their way down here. 545 00:43:02,900 --> 00:43:06,600 In 10 days, you gonna make the most important decision in the free world. 546 00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:09,400 And it is our job to make sure this thing comes off fair and square. 547 00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:12,700 So, if there's anything that you think we need to know... 548 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:17,600 Like what? 549 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,200 Something we may find out later. 550 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,900 Better now, than later. 551 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,800 No, sir, there's nothing to know. 552 00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:36,100 Molly! Molly! Molly! 553 00:43:36,100 --> 00:43:38,800 - I don't believe it. She's his daughter! - Who's his daughter? 554 00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,400 The Chairman of the Fed, the girl that won the essay contest. 555 00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:43,900 Remember, I ran the story on her, election day? 556 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,000 This is perfect! The network wants to do an interview with her daddy. 557 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,800 I'm not going to use this little girl! 558 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,300 I've told you this before. I have integrity, like Paula Zahn. 559 00:43:51,300 --> 00:43:53,000 I met Paula Zahn. 560 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,600 Paula Zahn eats where my friend is a waiter, alright? 561 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,200 I don't want to hurt your feelings, you're no Paula Zahn. 562 00:43:58,200 --> 00:43:59,300 No Paula Zahn? 563 00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:01,700 I booked this story. It was me. 564 00:44:01,700 --> 00:44:06,000 Yes, that's why everybody here is trying to rip it out from under you. 565 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,400 You want a desk in New York, you want a desk in Los Angeles? 566 00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,900 Forget everything you learned in journalism school. 567 00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:17,100 This isn't new anymore. This isn't life. This is bigger. This is television! 568 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,800 The Johnsons have been virtually besieged inside their trailer. 569 00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,600 but we're lucky to be joined by their pizza delivery man. 570 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,900 How would you characterize Earnest Johnson's state of mind? 571 00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,500 Mostly I'd say, he was hungry. 572 00:44:58,500 --> 00:45:00,100 He was hungry. 573 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:01,900 Well, there you have it. 574 00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:03,200 I ain't tipping him anymore. 575 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:06,300 I ought to trim Mrs. Hardy's elm. 576 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:10,700 Looks like it's moving in our roof. What do you think? 577 00:45:11,100 --> 00:45:14,000 Hard to tell. What do you think? 578 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,200 Definitely. 579 00:45:17,300 --> 00:45:20,100 Since has become the most Googled town in the world... 580 00:45:20,100 --> 00:45:23,100 narrowly edging out in Jihad. 581 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:53,800 Holy crap! 582 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,500 - You Bud? - Yeah! 583 00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,300 You're Richard Petty. 584 00:45:57,300 --> 00:45:58,400 You got it, man. 585 00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,900 Hold on. Honey! It's the king! 586 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:04,900 I got a friend down the road I want you to meet. You wanna go for a ride? 587 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:11,200 Yes! could my daughter come? 588 00:46:11,300 --> 00:46:15,000 In that case, maybe you'd better drive. Precious cargo and all! 589 00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,900 Just a minute, Mr. Petty. Hey, Chubby! 590 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:27,000 Just because it ain't rolling, don't make it furniture! Back out of here! 591 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,600 Come on, baby! We gotta go! 592 00:46:30,100 --> 00:46:31,800 You're Richard Petty! 593 00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:42,000 Molly! Get a picture, honey. 594 00:46:42,100 --> 00:46:46,900 If you told me two days ago that I'd be driving your Dodge... 595 00:46:46,900 --> 00:46:48,300 - Did you get it? - Yes. 596 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:52,100 Get one more. Get it with my chin out a little bit. Like that. 597 00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:53,900 Like a hero. 598 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,300 I told you, you crazy! 599 00:46:56,300 --> 00:46:58,400 You ain't seen nothing yet. 600 00:47:25,100 --> 00:47:26,100 Bud! 601 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,900 This is the President's plane. 602 00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:35,200 Hello, you be Molly. I'm Mr. Fox, I work with the President. 603 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,500 Hi. Hi. Bud, Martin Fox. 604 00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,800 - Hello. - How are you? Come in. 605 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,800 Take your hat off please. Your hat. 606 00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:44,600 So, this is the Johnson family. 607 00:47:44,700 --> 00:47:46,400 Welcome to Air Force One. Hi, Molly. 608 00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:48,100 - Thanks for having us, sir. - It's a pleasure. 609 00:47:48,100 --> 00:47:50,200 - Mr. President. - Huh? 610 00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:52,000 Call him Mr. President. 611 00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:55,400 It's an honor, Mr. President. 612 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,500 It's an honor to meet you, Bud. May I call you Bud? 613 00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:59,300 Yes, Mr. President. 614 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,200 Come on in, come on. 615 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,200 God, this... 616 00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:08,000 This place is it's really something! 617 00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:11,400 It's my little home in the sky. 618 00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:15,700 It's kinda, like a trailer with wings. 619 00:48:16,100 --> 00:48:17,600 Fine analogy, Bud. 620 00:48:17,700 --> 00:48:20,700 Molly, I saw your speech on TV the other night. 621 00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:22,200 Very impressive! 622 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,800 - Say thank you, baby. - Thank you, Mr. President. 623 00:48:25,900 --> 00:48:28,400 - You must be a very proud father. - Yes, sir. 624 00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:33,900 God, I'm sorry. Mr. President. 625 00:48:34,900 --> 00:48:38,100 You can see why she's definitely the brains of our operation. 626 00:48:38,100 --> 00:48:40,800 I know what you mean. we all need a Molly. 627 00:48:40,900 --> 00:48:42,800 Marty here, is my Molly. 628 00:48:42,900 --> 00:48:47,100 That's right. Molly, I bet a smart kid like you... 629 00:48:47,100 --> 00:48:49,200 would love to see the war room. 630 00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:50,600 No, thanks. 631 00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:54,200 Why don't we have a peek and then your dad and the President can have a talk. 632 00:48:54,300 --> 00:48:57,600 Go on, Honey. Daddy has to talk to the President. 633 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:01,700 She's a firecracker! 634 00:49:01,700 --> 00:49:05,000 Yes, sir, she's the whole deal! 635 00:49:05,900 --> 00:49:08,700 I wouldn't mind seeing the war room, Mr. President. 636 00:49:08,900 --> 00:49:13,000 I'll show it to you later. And please, call me Andy. 637 00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:15,200 - Andy? - Yeah. 638 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,500 Are you sure, that-that other guy... 639 00:49:19,500 --> 00:49:22,200 I know, things can get a little formal around here. 640 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:25,100 Commander in Chief, running the country and all that. Please. 641 00:49:25,100 --> 00:49:27,900 I am just an ordinary man, like you... 642 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,100 The kinda guy you can sit down and have a beer with. 643 00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:32,400 Would you like a beer, Bud? 644 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:36,600 A beer? 645 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:40,600 No shit? 646 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,000 No shit. 647 00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:44,700 Well, then... 648 00:49:45,500 --> 00:49:48,400 - Yes. Hell, yeah, Andy. - Okay! 649 00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:50,500 David, would you get us a couple of beers, please? 650 00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:53,000 - Thank you very much. - So... 651 00:49:53,100 --> 00:49:56,300 you're gonna have some story to tell your friends. 652 00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:02,900 I read about you in the paper. They say you've never lost an election. 653 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,800 That's right. You can learn a lot from reading the newspaper. 654 00:50:07,100 --> 00:50:11,500 They also said that you don't believe in anything anymore. 655 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,600 Even if it meant selling your mother's soul. 656 00:50:13,700 --> 00:50:17,300 No, see, no, see that's libelous, Because my mother is a wonderful... 657 00:50:17,300 --> 00:50:20,800 wonderful, wonderful woman. 658 00:50:33,300 --> 00:50:35,500 If you met my mother, you'd understand. 659 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,600 You a football fan, Bud? 660 00:50:39,300 --> 00:50:43,200 Well, I'm an American, aren't I? 661 00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,900 I played a little in high school. 662 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,400 Did you now? What position? 663 00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:49,700 I was quarterback. 664 00:50:49,700 --> 00:50:54,300 I always thought football was a strategic game. A lot like diplomacy. 665 00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:57,800 You got your offense, your defense, the President is like your quarterback... 666 00:50:57,900 --> 00:50:59,700 and the American voters... 667 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,300 Well... they're like the coach. 668 00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,000 Never thought of it that way. 669 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,600 Now the coach's job is to make sure... 670 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:12,000 that the right man has the football at the critical time. 671 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,400 I know exactly what you mean, Andy. 672 00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:15,900 Do you? 673 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,500 Maybe not. 674 00:51:22,700 --> 00:51:24,300 Bring in the football, please. 675 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,000 Bud. 676 00:51:30,100 --> 00:51:31,600 You wanna hold the football? 677 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:34,300 There's a football in there? 678 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,400 That case holds the launch codes... 679 00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,600 to America's nuclear arsenal. 680 00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:46,400 That's what this election's all about. 681 00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:52,000 launch codes like... missiles and shit? 682 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:55,800 I want you to pretend that America is a team... 683 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,500 - and you're the coach. - Okay. 684 00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:02,100 Let's say it's the 4th quarter. We've got possession, but we're down by five. 685 00:52:02,100 --> 00:52:04,400 North Korea has us pinned in our own fifteenth line... 686 00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:09,300 with one second on the dooms day clock. What are you doing to do? 687 00:52:09,300 --> 00:52:14,700 Okay, you go long. The only thing standing between victory and defeat... 688 00:52:14,700 --> 00:52:17,300 is a successful Hail Mary. One play. 689 00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:19,000 Who are you gonna give the ball to, Bud? 690 00:52:19,100 --> 00:52:22,500 Do you pin your hopes on some liberal second string quarterback... 691 00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:25,900 who hasn't had five minutes in the big show? Of course you don't. 692 00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:29,100 You do the smart thing. 693 00:52:29,300 --> 00:52:32,700 The only thing. You go with your strongest arm, the man... 694 00:52:32,700 --> 00:52:35,000 who's carried you through the season, who's never let you down. 695 00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:43,400 Bud, America's counting on you. 696 00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:47,400 Yes, sir. I'm not gonna let them down. 697 00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:48,700 But, here. 698 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,900 Wouldn't want to drop the old football. 699 00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,000 Blow up France or something. 700 00:52:56,100 --> 00:52:57,600 You couldn't. 701 00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:02,500 There's a whole bunch of secret codes and these special little keys. 702 00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:03,600 Here's to you! 703 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:09,100 Look at all... Look at all this stuff they give us, Molly. 704 00:53:09,300 --> 00:53:13,000 They give us the same shampoo that the President uses. 705 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,400 Great. 706 00:53:19,300 --> 00:53:21,800 So, what did you guys talk about? 707 00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:26,900 - Stuff. - What stuff? 708 00:53:26,900 --> 00:53:28,400 You know... 709 00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,000 grown up stuff. 710 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,400 Like? 711 00:53:33,100 --> 00:53:34,700 Like... 712 00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:39,600 Bud! 713 00:53:40,900 --> 00:53:42,100 What stuff? 714 00:53:42,100 --> 00:53:45,600 Like grown up stuff. You know, coaching. Football. 715 00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:47,800 Geothermal nuclear war. 716 00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,200 Andy's, a great... great guy. 717 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:55,700 He's not Andy. He's the President of the United States. 718 00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:57,300 And he just wants your vote. 719 00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:00,100 And gee, guess what? He's gonna get it. 720 00:54:00,100 --> 00:54:02,200 It's not even yours to give! 721 00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:04,400 You're gonna... 722 00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:08,500 ruin everything. 723 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:12,000 Andy, the President, invited me to watch the game... 724 00:54:12,100 --> 00:54:13,600 - with him on Monday night. - That's a bribe! 725 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,200 That's not a bribe. 726 00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:16,600 - Is too. - It is not. 727 00:54:16,700 --> 00:54:18,000 - Is too. - It is not. 728 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,800 - Is too! - Is not! What it is, "too"? 729 00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:23,600 - What the hell do you know? - More than you. 730 00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:25,200 - You do not. - Do too. 731 00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:26,800 - You do not. - Do too. 732 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000 - Fine. - Fine. 733 00:54:37,500 --> 00:54:40,200 Did you smell all the leather on that plane? 734 00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:48,600 If I made you feel second best 735 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,700 I'm sorry I was blind 736 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,400 No, baby, leave it, leave it. That's Willie. 737 00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:00,000 You were always on my mind 738 00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:04,200 Hi, I'm Willie Nelson. 739 00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:07,600 And when I'm not performing, I'm usually getting involved. 740 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:10,900 Hey, Bud, if you're out there and you're watching... 741 00:55:10,900 --> 00:55:12,300 He's talking to us! 742 00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:16,000 There's a special dinner, especially for you in your honor... 743 00:55:16,100 --> 00:55:21,800 hosted by my good friend and Presidential candidate Mr. Donald Greenleaf. 744 00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:24,500 - I'll see you here tonight. - I'll do it, Willie! 745 00:55:26,900 --> 00:55:29,200 This is really getting weird. 746 00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:57,000 Democrat or a Republican? 747 00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:00,700 Mr. Johnson, I'm Art Crumb, Donald Greenleaf's campaign manager. 748 00:56:00,700 --> 00:56:02,600 - Nice to meet you. - Same here. 749 00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:07,400 You must be Molly, that was quite an essay. You might have a future in politics one day. 750 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:10,000 You might too... one day. 751 00:56:11,300 --> 00:56:13,700 Shall we go in? 752 00:56:15,300 --> 00:56:18,000 It's not so hard to be nice, come on. 753 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,400 Party... Party! 754 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:24,000 Right this way... make yourselves at home. 755 00:56:26,100 --> 00:56:27,200 Hello. 756 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:29,500 As you can see, we've got a lovely buffet. 757 00:56:29,500 --> 00:56:31,800 Would you like a bud, Bud? 758 00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:34,200 Sure. 759 00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:39,100 Look at that. You got chipped meat on toast. 760 00:56:39,100 --> 00:56:41,200 My momma used to make that for me. 761 00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:42,800 - No kidding? - Yes. 762 00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:45,000 There's all you can eat. 763 00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,300 It's all in your honor. 764 00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:49,100 And there's all the Willie Nelson you can listen to. 765 00:56:49,100 --> 00:56:51,000 I understand you're an aficionado. 766 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,900 Yes, sir, I was in an all Willie tribute band for about five years. 767 00:56:54,900 --> 00:56:57,300 Called ourselves The Half Nelsons. 768 00:56:57,300 --> 00:56:58,600 Only his songs? 769 00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:02,300 No other request. But you know, I got my own stuff. 770 00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:05,600 So, why don't you guys do one of your songs tonight? 771 00:57:06,900 --> 00:57:12,000 I would but my rhythm section's incarcerated. 772 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,600 We've pulled a few strings. 773 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:16,300 - Hey, Bud! Bud! - Hey, boys! 774 00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,100 Come on up! 775 00:57:18,100 --> 00:57:19,200 They paying us? 776 00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:22,900 You really did, you got them out. Thank you. Pull strings. 777 00:57:22,900 --> 00:57:28,300 Bud! Buddy, Buddy! Buddy, look at me! 778 00:57:28,300 --> 00:57:33,500 Damn, Hank, you look good. Just like prom. 779 00:57:33,900 --> 00:57:40,600 Thank you. Thank you, amigo. This is the best day of my life. 780 00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:47,000 There's someone very special I'd like you to meet. 781 00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:50,100 Mr. Johnson! 782 00:57:54,300 --> 00:57:56,000 Donald Greenleaf. 783 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,700 Too tight. 784 00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:06,600 Hell of a party you got here, Mr. Greenleaf. 785 00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:11,300 Yes, sir. We democrats are one hell of a party. 786 00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:13,600 Call me Don. 787 00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:17,400 Okay, Don. 788 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,900 The stage awaits. 789 00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:25,300 Well, he said so, right? 790 00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:53,200 � Pontiac... Pontiac... � 791 00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:56,100 � out there in my backyard. Gonna... � 792 00:58:56,100 --> 00:59:01,400 � fix it up, paint it red gonna make that engine go � 793 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:09,900 � Chevrolet... Chevrolet... wanna hear that running. � 794 00:59:09,900 --> 00:59:15,100 � Nights fly, this and that, gonna make that engine go. � 795 00:59:15,100 --> 00:59:16,500 � You ready? � 796 00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:23,100 � They're out in my backyard Them old cars � 797 00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:25,200 � I love everyone of them � 798 00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:28,600 Molly? You remember me? 799 00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:31,000 Hi, Ms. Madison. 800 00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:34,200 Don't worry, I didn't bring a camera. 801 00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:39,200 � I'm gonna get one running yet. � 802 00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:45,200 All this craziness. I don't know how you're doing it. 803 00:59:48,700 --> 00:59:52,700 If you ever want to talk, you call me anytime, okay? 804 00:59:52,700 --> 00:59:56,500 I'm gonna give you my card. There you go. 805 00:59:58,700 --> 01:00:01,600 You want an interview with Bud, right? 806 01:00:02,100 --> 01:00:04,300 I'd like him to think about it. 807 01:00:07,300 --> 01:00:08,500 Okay. 808 01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:14,200 - � I'll get one running yet. - Yeah... yeah... yeah... � 809 01:00:14,500 --> 01:00:19,400 - � I'll get one running yet. - Yeah... yeah... yeah... � 810 01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:24,900 - � I'll get one running yet. - Yeah... yeah... yeah... � 811 01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:35,100 - � Yeah, I'll get one running yet. - Yeah... yeah... yeah... � 812 01:00:35,300 --> 01:00:40,900 - � I'll get one running yet. - Yeah... yeah... yeah... � 813 01:00:48,100 --> 01:00:50,600 Bud! You're the man! 814 01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:57,100 Well... I like you, Bud. 815 01:00:57,100 --> 01:01:00,400 You seem to be a real genuine sort of guy. 816 01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:01,400 Thanks, Don. 817 01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:04,600 Tell me about yourself. You got any hobbies? 818 01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:06,400 Just... 819 01:01:06,900 --> 01:01:09,200 just fishing. 820 01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:13,800 You're a fellow angler! 821 01:01:14,100 --> 01:01:15,700 What kind of rod do you use? 822 01:01:15,700 --> 01:01:21,100 Well, I use a six and a half foot graphite Johnny Morris signature series. 823 01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:22,600 Heavy? 824 01:01:22,900 --> 01:01:24,500 Medium heavy. 825 01:01:24,500 --> 01:01:28,100 Bait catching reel, twelve pound test. 826 01:01:28,900 --> 01:01:30,300 Don't tell me. 827 01:01:30,300 --> 01:01:34,800 Seven inch power grub, purple shaky worm. 828 01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:39,600 Yes, sir! Damn, he, he, you know your equipment! 829 01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:41,500 I figured you for a bass man. 830 01:01:41,500 --> 01:01:42,700 Well, I... 831 01:01:42,700 --> 01:01:45,100 try to take Molly out as much as I can. 832 01:01:45,100 --> 01:01:48,700 We caught a two dinner stripe on the Pecos just the other day. 833 01:01:48,700 --> 01:01:51,200 I'm sorry to hear that, Bud. 834 01:01:51,300 --> 01:01:52,300 Why? 835 01:01:52,300 --> 01:01:57,500 There's a bill in the House targeting the Pecos River for... 836 01:01:57,500 --> 01:01:59,500 reallocation. 837 01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:03,400 You lost me there. 838 01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:06,100 That's where a big corporation builds a dam. 839 01:02:06,100 --> 01:02:09,800 Limits the flow of water, the fish can't get to their spawning grounds... 840 01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:13,000 eventually the whole population dies off. 841 01:02:14,100 --> 01:02:18,800 That sucks, because I've been fishing there my whole life. 842 01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:22,000 You'd better look for another river, because President Boone has received... 843 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:25,300 ten million dollars in contributions from the energy company... 844 01:02:25,300 --> 01:02:28,400 and he's got to pay them back somehow. 845 01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:33,200 Come on, now. Come on, Andy wouldn't do that. 846 01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:36,900 He already did, Bud. He already did. 847 01:02:38,100 --> 01:02:40,200 Okay. Can't you do something? 848 01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:42,600 If I'm elected President. 849 01:02:51,700 --> 01:02:52,700 What? 850 01:02:52,700 --> 01:02:56,000 No, tell me exactly what was said. 851 01:02:56,800 --> 01:03:01,300 It's my commitment to protect the wild places in this country... 852 01:03:01,300 --> 01:03:03,300 for future generations. 853 01:03:03,300 --> 01:03:05,900 And I'm not going to stop there, Bud. 854 01:03:05,900 --> 01:03:08,600 With your help, my administration... 855 01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:12,000 will be a leader in environmental protections. 856 01:03:28,100 --> 01:03:29,800 My fellow Americans... 857 01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:35,700 I give you, the Pecos River National Wildlife Preserve! 858 01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:52,000 And what can only be characterized as a complete policy reversal... 859 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:55,600 the President has surely alienated his corporate donors... 860 01:03:55,600 --> 01:03:58,600 by adopting a pro-environment stance. 861 01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:00,400 Bud and Molly Johnson were on hand today... 862 01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:03,000 We are the environmental party! 863 01:04:03,300 --> 01:04:06,000 Those bastards stole our platform. 864 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:09,000 Put the PR people on standby. 865 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:12,200 - You want Spiegelman Fischer? - Too high brow. 866 01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:15,600 - What about those iPod guys? - No, Larry, too urban. 867 01:04:16,700 --> 01:04:18,800 Get the guys who do those Miller Lite spots. 868 01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:21,200 The ones with those girls wrestling in the fountain. 869 01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:22,500 I don't know, Mr. Crumb. 870 01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:25,900 I like the narrator's voice. His cadence. 871 01:04:26,300 --> 01:04:27,400 Just call them. 872 01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:30,800 Galena hates those ads, Artie, she says they send the wrong message. 873 01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:34,600 Your wife's not our target demographic, that son of a bitch is. 874 01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:38,000 Great. 875 01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:41,800 He's got the Secret Service running flight patterns! 876 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:51,600 All we need is an issue that matters to this guy. 877 01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:54,400 One issue, one man... 878 01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,500 one vote. 879 01:05:00,700 --> 01:05:02,700 Boy. 880 01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:08,100 I already own it. 881 01:05:08,100 --> 01:05:11,400 Alright, I'm gonna buy a hotel. 882 01:05:17,300 --> 01:05:21,200 Hi, there. I've got a delivery for Bud Johnson. 883 01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:22,800 From who? 884 01:05:23,500 --> 01:05:25,300 From everyone. 885 01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:49,900 Tell me, what drives Bud Johnson? 886 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:56,300 Right now, an '89 Chevy Silverado. 887 01:05:56,900 --> 01:06:00,200 You don't have to lift that up. If you leave it, it's probably better. 888 01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:03,000 - This thing is getting away from you. - I'm doing the best I can. 889 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:06,200 Do better! I thought you wanted to get out of this shithole town! 890 01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:08,500 I want to get out the facts! 891 01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:12,800 You hear that? The clicking. 892 01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:14,900 Click, click. 893 01:06:14,900 --> 01:06:18,800 The sound of a million remote controls changing the channel on your ass. 894 01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:21,100 Click equals death! 895 01:06:21,100 --> 01:06:24,200 You got to get people a reason to watch. This is the prime time news. 896 01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:27,000 The key word, being new! 897 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:30,900 Find me something. You just got taken down by Mary Hart! 898 01:06:30,900 --> 01:06:35,700 Bud, in looking at it, is there any issue in particular that... 899 01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:38,200 has touched you personally? 900 01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:42,500 Yeah, yeah, insourcing. 901 01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:44,300 You mean, outsourcing. 902 01:06:44,300 --> 01:06:46,700 No, I mean in. 903 01:06:46,700 --> 01:06:48,600 - Can you elaborate? - Yeah, well... 904 01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:53,400 where I used to work, there's a bunch of guys I know, they got laid off. 905 01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:57,500 Instead of sending our jobs, losing our jobs to Mexico... 906 01:06:57,500 --> 01:07:00,900 they're bringing in Mexicans to take our jobs. 907 01:07:02,100 --> 01:07:03,900 And we're out. 908 01:07:03,900 --> 01:07:07,100 Wait a minute, could I say that again? I don't think that came out right. 909 01:07:07,100 --> 01:07:09,300 That came out great. 910 01:07:09,300 --> 01:07:11,800 That came out very well, Mr. Johnson. 911 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:14,600 Very authentic. Central casting? 912 01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:16,600 Border patrol? 913 01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:20,400 So, they're actual undocumented workers? 914 01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:23,500 We prefer undocumented actors. 915 01:07:24,500 --> 01:07:27,800 Alright, rehearsal's up, back it into one please! 916 01:07:32,500 --> 01:07:35,200 But we courted the Pro-Immigrant movement. 917 01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:39,200 Inclusiveness is the foundation of our party. It's our base! 918 01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:42,700 We no longer have a base. Bud Johnson's our base. 919 01:07:42,700 --> 01:07:45,700 I don't even recognize myself anymore. 920 01:07:45,700 --> 01:07:47,800 And what about... Rainbow House? 921 01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:51,300 Screw! This guy cares about immigration. 922 01:07:51,300 --> 01:07:55,100 You wanna win? Go out there and rip the Statue of Liberty a new one! 923 01:07:55,100 --> 01:07:57,000 And action! 924 01:07:57,000 --> 01:08:00,500 Bud, in the last four years, President Boone... 925 01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:04,500 has allowed millions of illegal aliens to cross the border... 926 01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:08,500 Flooding cities like Los Angeles, New York and Texico. 927 01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:12,700 With your help, Bud, my administration will mend our broken borders... 928 01:08:12,700 --> 01:08:14,900 and stop insourcing. 929 01:08:14,900 --> 01:08:18,200 A vote for Greenleaf is a vote for America... 930 01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:21,400 An America where Americans come first. 931 01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:26,300 This land is our land, Bud. Help me keep it that way. 932 01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:31,700 Dear Tommy, I was very moved by the letter from your 6th grade class. 933 01:08:31,700 --> 01:08:34,200 Global warming is a serious issue... 934 01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:37,700 and I promise to make it a top priority in my discussions with the candidates. 935 01:08:37,700 --> 01:08:40,600 "Dear Mrs. Anderson, thank you for your letter. 936 01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:44,900 I am doing everything I can to press the candidates about health insurance. " 937 01:08:44,900 --> 01:08:48,200 "Dear Mr. Olsen, I sympathize with your fears about job security. 938 01:08:48,300 --> 01:08:50,800 I promise you, I will not ignore the issues... 939 01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:54,500 Education, veterans, the economy... 940 01:08:54,500 --> 01:08:57,700 health care, the environment. 941 01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:01,900 I am working tirelessly. I'm doing everything I can. 942 01:09:01,900 --> 01:09:06,600 Sincerely, Earnest Bud Johnson. " 943 01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:36,300 Now! 944 01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:38,900 Now! 945 01:09:38,900 --> 01:09:40,500 Oh, my God! Don! 946 01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:42,900 The goose is down! 947 01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:45,500 How many fingers? 948 01:09:46,100 --> 01:09:49,700 America wants to know what it's like to be Bud Johnson. 949 01:09:50,100 --> 01:09:51,700 It doesn't suck. 950 01:09:51,700 --> 01:09:52,600 Come on! 951 01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:55,800 I've heard you've received marriage proposals in the mail, true? 952 01:09:55,800 --> 01:10:00,900 Yeah, you can tell that Miss September... 953 01:10:00,900 --> 01:10:04,600 that I'm weighing my options. 954 01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:06,000 Hurry up, Bud! 955 01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:09,100 People Magazine named you the Sexiest Man of the Year. 956 01:10:09,100 --> 01:10:13,000 Yeah? Well, what can I say? 957 01:10:13,300 --> 01:10:15,600 Guilty as charged! 958 01:10:16,100 --> 01:10:17,200 These people! 959 01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:21,300 Molly, what do you think of your Dad? What do you think? 960 01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:36,900 Go ahead, go on. Stick your head up with that little camera. You turd! 961 01:10:38,900 --> 01:10:41,400 Bud... Bud! 962 01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:44,200 - Freeze! - Stop. 963 01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:45,800 Stop. 964 01:10:46,500 --> 01:10:48,000 Stop! 965 01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:53,200 Come on, Molly? It's just chocolate. From the gun people. 966 01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:55,500 - I fixed you bacon and eggs. - You did? 967 01:10:55,500 --> 01:10:56,700 That's nice! 968 01:10:56,700 --> 01:10:59,900 - I want you to look nice. - What's the occasion? 969 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:02,100 There's someone I think you should talk to. 970 01:11:02,100 --> 01:11:03,600 Sit. 971 01:11:04,100 --> 01:11:07,900 She's different than all the others. I think her heart's in the right place. 972 01:11:07,900 --> 01:11:11,600 I want you to try not to say anything embarrassing, okay? 973 01:11:11,700 --> 01:11:14,400 - To who? - Ms. Madison. 974 01:11:15,100 --> 01:11:18,100 - The TV woman? - She's outside. 975 01:11:18,100 --> 01:11:21,200 - She's outside? - Yes. In the kitchen. 976 01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:24,200 - She's in our kitchen? - Yes. 977 01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:27,400 Just try and be normal. 978 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:29,700 Do I smell? 979 01:11:29,700 --> 01:11:35,500 Then, give me the Old Spice. God darn it! I was just having some fun! 980 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:43,600 Molly, these eggs are amazing. 981 01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:46,500 Yes, they sure are. 982 01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:48,100 Thanks. 983 01:11:52,200 --> 01:11:54,000 Well... 984 01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:56,800 I like this new look on you. 985 01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:59,800 It's good, isn't it? Professional. 986 01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:03,500 Yeah, its damn good. 987 01:12:03,900 --> 01:12:08,600 Anyway, Bud, I was thinking about interviewing you over the next days. 988 01:12:08,600 --> 01:12:11,400 Get to know you and your thoughts. 989 01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:14,800 Think people really care about my thoughts? 990 01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:18,200 I really do considering the choice you're about to make. 991 01:12:20,500 --> 01:12:21,900 Did you say you went to Texico High? 992 01:12:21,900 --> 01:12:25,500 She did. Only her name was Morales. 993 01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:27,200 Morales? 994 01:12:28,900 --> 01:12:34,600 You're kidding. One of Bobby Morales little sisters? 995 01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:37,000 Yeah, that's me. 996 01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:38,400 Small world! 997 01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:42,600 Small town. Then, Bud, are you ready? 998 01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:44,300 It's a good time? 999 01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:47,000 Yeah, go ahead, shoot. 1000 01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:01,500 Thanks, Bud. 1001 01:13:02,700 --> 01:13:05,500 Why don't we get started with your opinion of gay marriage. 1002 01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:08,600 Shit! Do we have to? 1003 01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:12,200 - So, you're against it. - I... no, I didn't say that. 1004 01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:14,100 Then, what is your position? 1005 01:13:14,100 --> 01:13:19,000 I don't have a position on it. Actually, I don't give a rat's ass about it. 1006 01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:22,800 My daddy always said whatever a king does in his castle is his business. 1007 01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:27,700 I guess the same can go for two queens. 1008 01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:36,700 I'm President Boone, and I'd like you to meet a few friends of mine. 1009 01:13:36,700 --> 01:13:39,500 They're our doctors, and our peace officers. 1010 01:13:39,500 --> 01:13:42,900 They teach our children, they serve nobly in our armed forces. 1011 01:13:42,900 --> 01:13:45,000 For two long, homosexual Americans... 1012 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:47,500 have been persecuted by the country they love. 1013 01:13:47,500 --> 01:13:53,000 This President, if re-elected, will implement the open door initiative. 1014 01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:57,700 Gay Americans alike will be able to proudly step out of the closet... 1015 01:13:57,700 --> 01:14:03,200 and on to the alter, to exchange the sacred vows enjoyed by the rest of us. 1016 01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:07,400 Bud, With your help, this Republican administration... 1017 01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:11,600 will say, I do. To gay marriage. 1018 01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:13,400 I do. 1019 01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:16,500 I do. 1020 01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:17,900 I do! 1021 01:14:17,900 --> 01:14:19,100 I do. 1022 01:14:19,100 --> 01:14:21,000 I do! 1023 01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:23,700 I do! 1024 01:14:27,700 --> 01:14:30,900 - I did it! - That 'a way, baby! 1025 01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:35,600 When we were kids, this was the only thing to do on the weekends. 1026 01:14:36,500 --> 01:14:38,400 Still is. 1027 01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:50,800 Well done, Bud. 1028 01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:52,200 See? 1029 01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:54,700 Let's get to some real issues. 1030 01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:56,600 Okay. 1031 01:14:56,600 --> 01:15:01,100 Pro-life or pro-choice? Where do you stand? 1032 01:15:02,100 --> 01:15:04,300 Well... 1033 01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:09,300 Life's pretty good. Right about now. 1034 01:15:09,300 --> 01:15:11,500 So, you're pro-life then? 1035 01:15:13,900 --> 01:15:15,700 Who isn't? 1036 01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:18,900 Artie. 1037 01:15:20,900 --> 01:15:23,200 - Artie. - What? 1038 01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:27,400 I don't feel comfortable with this. We're headed in the wrong direction. 1039 01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:28,900 No, it's gonna be great. 1040 01:15:28,900 --> 01:15:30,700 - Artie. - And action! Action! 1041 01:15:30,700 --> 01:15:33,000 And action, Donald! 1042 01:15:36,700 --> 01:15:38,300 What is our future? 1043 01:15:38,300 --> 01:15:40,800 I'll tell you what our future is. 1044 01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:44,000 Children like these, like your daughter, Bud. 1045 01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:47,900 Happy, free, full of promise. 1046 01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:52,800 But imagine a world without all this joyous laughter. 1047 01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:54,900 I'm talking about abortion. 1048 01:15:54,900 --> 01:15:57,800 President Boone, he claims he's pro-life. 1049 01:15:57,800 --> 01:15:59,300 But yet under his leadership... 1050 01:15:59,300 --> 01:16:03,500 no significant challenge has been leveled against Roe versus Wade. 1051 01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:06,200 With your help, Bud, the Greenleaf administration... 1052 01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:11,100 will lead a genuine effort to reverse this inhumane court decision. 1053 01:16:11,100 --> 01:16:16,500 So, join me and the Democrats as we preserve all life... 1054 01:16:16,600 --> 01:16:20,400 That's for filling God's intelligent design. 1055 01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:23,500 I'm Donald Greenleaf and I approve this message. 1056 01:16:23,500 --> 01:16:26,000 That don't seem right. 1057 01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:28,900 He's only saying that because you said you didn't like abortion. 1058 01:16:28,900 --> 01:16:30,900 Yeah, but I didn't say that. 1059 01:16:30,900 --> 01:16:33,500 You told that you were pro-life. 1060 01:16:33,900 --> 01:16:35,100 So what? 1061 01:16:35,100 --> 01:16:39,400 Pro-life means anti-abortion. Roe versus Wade? Hello! 1062 01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:41,000 This isn't working. 1063 01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:43,700 I thought would help, but it's just worse. 1064 01:16:43,700 --> 01:16:45,700 You're the one that wanted me to talk to her. 1065 01:16:45,700 --> 01:16:48,800 I thought you might like her. She's smart, and nice... 1066 01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:51,800 not like the other women you spend time with. 1067 01:16:54,300 --> 01:16:56,400 Which women would those be, Molly? 1068 01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:59,000 The ones that dance, Bud. 1069 01:16:59,700 --> 01:17:02,500 Well, at least they got jobs. 1070 01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:06,300 It's all getting turned upside down now. 1071 01:17:06,300 --> 01:17:09,800 What's all getting turned upside down? 1072 01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:12,200 You're ruining America! 1073 01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:14,800 - I'm what? - You're ruining EUA! 1074 01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:16,700 - I'm ruining EUA? - Yes! 1075 01:17:16,700 --> 01:17:18,200 What? 1076 01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:22,300 What I finally am is having a little good luck... 1077 01:17:22,300 --> 01:17:24,900 and you're giving me shit about it! 1078 01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:30,700 You know what all this means for someone like me? 1079 01:17:31,100 --> 01:17:33,700 I had dreams once. Maybe it weren't this... 1080 01:17:33,700 --> 01:17:37,600 but I was in the fifth grade, so I had them. 1081 01:17:37,900 --> 01:17:39,600 And now... 1082 01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:44,100 I pretty much been headed on a road for being a nobody and now that... 1083 01:17:44,100 --> 01:17:49,100 I am a somebody, you can't stand that I'm getting a little attention. 1084 01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:52,300 - A little? - Yeah, a little. 1085 01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:54,900 Maybe I'll tell the truth, Bud. 1086 01:17:54,900 --> 01:17:57,000 - The truth? - Yes. 1087 01:17:57,700 --> 01:17:59,800 The truth about what? 1088 01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:03,700 Maybe I'll tell everybody it was me who tried to vote while you got drunk! 1089 01:18:03,700 --> 01:18:06,000 I don't care if they take me away from you. 1090 01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:08,500 Molly... Hey, Molly! 1091 01:18:09,700 --> 01:18:11,800 Leave me alone. 1092 01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:19,800 - Fine. - Fine. 1093 01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:22,800 Fine. 1094 01:19:12,100 --> 01:19:14,000 Could you sign it? 1095 01:19:14,900 --> 01:19:17,000 Sure thing, Curly. 1096 01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:24,300 Hey, Bud... did you give the President's butt a kiss from us? 1097 01:19:28,300 --> 01:19:30,400 You got something to say, Walt? 1098 01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:35,900 It's not just me, Bud. No one likes what you done to this town. 1099 01:19:35,900 --> 01:19:38,000 What's gonna happen after you vote? 1100 01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:41,900 Everyone's gonna pack up and leave us in the same shape as they found us. 1101 01:19:41,900 --> 01:19:45,100 Bud, you're on TV again! 1102 01:19:46,700 --> 01:19:49,700 Hey, Bud, you're on TV again. 1103 01:19:49,700 --> 01:19:52,100 People have to stop saying Bud Johnson is good for democracy. 1104 01:19:52,100 --> 01:19:55,100 He's made us the laughing stock of the entire world. 1105 01:19:55,100 --> 01:19:58,600 The news media follows him around like a bunch of paparazzi, because... 1106 01:19:58,600 --> 01:20:01,000 we're more concerned with his fifteen minutes of fame... 1107 01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:03,800 than we are with the choice he's about to make. 1108 01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:06,500 Is anybody really listening to this guy? 1109 01:20:06,500 --> 01:20:11,300 Wake up, America! Bud Johnson, is a dumbass! 1110 01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:30,000 Your wife has just arrived, Mr. Greenleaf. 1111 01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:32,600 Thank God! Good. 1112 01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:34,700 Please, don't upset him. 1113 01:20:34,700 --> 01:20:38,300 When did you get in? I missed you so much! 1114 01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:42,400 You are letting this two bit hack destroy you. 1115 01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:45,500 You are everything that the Republicans accused you of being. 1116 01:20:45,500 --> 01:20:48,400 A spineless amateur. Afraid to take a position. 1117 01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:51,400 I am not afraid to take a position. 1118 01:20:51,800 --> 01:20:54,200 Okay, sometimes I have second thoughts. 1119 01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:56,200 But what thinking person doesn't? 1120 01:20:56,200 --> 01:21:00,600 You used to stand for something. Both of you. 1121 01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:02,200 Let her go. 1122 01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:04,300 What's happened to you, Art? 1123 01:21:04,300 --> 01:21:05,900 I'm gonna win this time. 1124 01:21:05,900 --> 01:21:08,300 You used to run campaigns that meant something. 1125 01:21:08,300 --> 01:21:14,200 They would have meant something if the candidates I backed had won! 1126 01:21:14,400 --> 01:21:18,900 You know what's like to be on the right side of every issue on the theory stage? 1127 01:21:18,900 --> 01:21:22,100 The hope that rocks with every loss? 1128 01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:26,200 Not this time. Never again. 1129 01:21:37,700 --> 01:21:40,400 Back to work! Everybody! 1130 01:21:45,100 --> 01:21:47,200 Look at that! 1131 01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:50,400 You burnt the hot dog, just a little bit. 1132 01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:52,600 Just the way I like them! 1133 01:21:54,100 --> 01:21:56,400 - Bud? - Yes? 1134 01:21:56,700 --> 01:22:01,500 I think we should ask for a Presidential debate. 1135 01:22:02,700 --> 01:22:06,300 Come on! Can't we just talk about something else for one night? 1136 01:22:06,300 --> 01:22:09,200 Just for a minute? Maybe? 1137 01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:13,700 What did you just say to me? 1138 01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:17,300 A Presidential debate. Where you get to ask questions. 1139 01:22:17,300 --> 01:22:19,700 Please. Just stop. 1140 01:22:19,700 --> 01:22:22,100 It's important! It could help you decide. 1141 01:22:22,100 --> 01:22:24,400 Help me decide. 1142 01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:25,800 Think about what you're saying to me. 1143 01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:29,400 I have! You should read all this mail you've been getting. 1144 01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:31,700 People are writing to you for help. 1145 01:22:31,700 --> 01:22:34,200 People are writing me letters. So what? 1146 01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:37,200 I can't help these people. 1147 01:22:38,100 --> 01:22:40,200 You can speak for them. 1148 01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:45,400 Will you do it for me? 1149 01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:54,000 I'm doing this all because of you! 1150 01:22:57,900 --> 01:23:01,700 Confirmed, one Presidential debate will occur this Wednesday night... 1151 01:23:01,700 --> 01:23:05,300 at which Mr. Johnson will ask both candidates a set of questions. 1152 01:23:05,300 --> 01:23:08,600 The following day, he'll cast his vote. 1153 01:23:11,800 --> 01:23:14,700 Bud, what will you ask at the debate? 1154 01:23:14,700 --> 01:23:19,000 Truth is, I don't know yet, but I'm... 1155 01:23:19,500 --> 01:23:21,600 I'll figure it out. 1156 01:23:26,600 --> 01:23:29,600 I hate debates. Where they try-to trick you. 1157 01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:32,200 I know, but you'll be fine. 1158 01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:35,000 We have two days to sew this thing up. 1159 01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:37,700 I'm gonna need you to meet with Bud again. 1160 01:23:38,100 --> 01:23:41,800 And, offer him a little incentive. 1161 01:23:42,500 --> 01:23:44,600 You want I give him a bag of cash? 1162 01:23:44,600 --> 01:23:46,900 No, he's got too much attention on him for that. 1163 01:23:46,900 --> 01:23:49,800 I was thinking that maybe you'd offer him a job. 1164 01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:53,500 Something with benefits. If you know what I mean. 1165 01:23:53,500 --> 01:23:56,100 Marty, I've been meaning to talk to you. 1166 01:23:57,200 --> 01:24:00,100 I'm not sure about our strategy on this whole Bud thing. 1167 01:24:00,100 --> 01:24:03,900 You've never questioned me before. On anything. 1168 01:24:03,900 --> 01:24:04,900 Ever. 1169 01:24:04,900 --> 01:24:09,700 I know and I'm not saying I won't do it. I just... 1170 01:24:10,300 --> 01:24:12,700 I can't shake this feeling... 1171 01:24:13,300 --> 01:24:17,000 The way we've been switching positions, and now offering Bud... 1172 01:24:17,900 --> 01:24:20,800 We're just doing what we always do. 1173 01:24:21,900 --> 01:24:23,200 That's all. 1174 01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:27,300 Dancing the dance, Courting the voters. 1175 01:24:27,700 --> 01:24:31,500 Except this time, it's only one voter. 1176 01:24:32,300 --> 01:24:34,100 It's one guy. 1177 01:24:34,300 --> 01:24:37,000 This is history, Mr. President. 1178 01:24:37,300 --> 01:24:39,400 It's never happened before. 1179 01:24:39,400 --> 01:24:44,300 This is a moment the whole world will remember. Forever. 1180 01:24:45,700 --> 01:24:47,700 I understand. 1181 01:24:53,200 --> 01:24:55,500 What are we about? 1182 01:24:55,500 --> 01:24:57,000 Winning. 1183 01:24:57,700 --> 01:25:01,900 Because if we don't win, you can't do what you set out to do. 1184 01:25:01,900 --> 01:25:04,500 And what you've done, won't matter. 1185 01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:08,400 If we don't win, it's all over. 1186 01:25:08,600 --> 01:25:10,600 And you're over. 1187 01:25:11,100 --> 01:25:12,600 Bud! 1188 01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:16,700 Bud! 1189 01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:20,600 What time is it? 1190 01:25:20,600 --> 01:25:23,700 Late. It's late. You promised to take me in today. 1191 01:25:23,700 --> 01:25:28,300 Okay! Just give me a few minutes. 1192 01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:32,000 What's today? 1193 01:25:32,900 --> 01:25:34,800 Forget it. 1194 01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:39,700 Can you take me, please? 1195 01:25:41,200 --> 01:25:44,100 Yeah Ye. Let's go. 1196 01:25:48,100 --> 01:25:50,100 Oh, God! 1197 01:25:51,400 --> 01:25:54,800 Hey, wait a minute, Molly. 1198 01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:03,600 Molly! Molly! 1199 01:26:03,600 --> 01:26:07,400 Mr. Johnson... Mr. Johnson! 1200 01:26:07,400 --> 01:26:09,600 The President would like a word with you. 1201 01:26:09,600 --> 01:26:12,200 - The President? - Yes, sir. 1202 01:26:13,900 --> 01:26:16,100 Hey, get a life! 1203 01:26:17,300 --> 01:26:21,000 I used to work at Gilmore before I got laid off. 1204 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:24,400 Now, I find work wherever I can. 1205 01:26:24,600 --> 01:26:27,800 Mow people's lawns, fixing stuff. 1206 01:26:27,900 --> 01:26:29,900 Hasn't been easy. 1207 01:26:32,200 --> 01:26:33,800 Molly. 1208 01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:40,600 I'd sure appreciate it if your Dad could put in a good word for me at the plant. 1209 01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:44,900 Thank you, Michael and Mr. Everett for that... 1210 01:26:45,100 --> 01:26:47,100 presentation. 1211 01:26:47,400 --> 01:26:49,300 Who's next? 1212 01:26:49,300 --> 01:26:50,800 Molly. 1213 01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:09,200 I guess you all probably know my dad. 1214 01:27:10,900 --> 01:27:13,800 He really wanted to be here today, but... 1215 01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:17,400 he had so many important things to do. 1216 01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:21,000 He's doing his best, but... 1217 01:27:21,200 --> 01:27:24,000 he can't be everywhere at once. 1218 01:27:25,700 --> 01:27:28,700 Ever since all this stuff happened... 1219 01:27:30,300 --> 01:27:33,400 he's really been under a lot of pressure. 1220 01:27:35,800 --> 01:27:38,400 I just want you to know that... 1221 01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:42,100 he takes his responsibilities seriously... 1222 01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:46,700 and that he really cares about helping poor people... 1223 01:27:46,700 --> 01:27:49,000 and sick people. 1224 01:27:49,700 --> 01:27:53,100 And people that can't help themselves. 1225 01:27:57,300 --> 01:27:58,900 My... 1226 01:28:01,800 --> 01:28:05,700 my dad wants to make this country a better place. 1227 01:28:19,400 --> 01:28:22,000 Do you think much about your future? 1228 01:28:23,100 --> 01:28:25,100 What future? 1229 01:28:25,700 --> 01:28:27,200 I know what you mean. 1230 01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:30,000 We all worry about the sun down years. 1231 01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:32,500 Sooner or later, all this hoopla is gonna die down. 1232 01:28:32,500 --> 01:28:33,800 They're gonna build me a library. 1233 01:28:33,800 --> 01:28:36,400 and you're gonna be just another face in the crowd. 1234 01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:39,800 Can't wait. 1235 01:28:40,700 --> 01:28:43,300 What you need to think about is security. 1236 01:28:43,400 --> 01:28:45,500 Now I've got a friend... 1237 01:28:46,400 --> 01:28:51,400 who might have a job for you. In the lobby business. 1238 01:28:51,900 --> 01:28:55,400 Like opening doors for people? 1239 01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:56,800 Very astute! 1240 01:28:56,800 --> 01:28:59,600 Open doors to politicians. And their checkbooks. 1241 01:28:59,600 --> 01:29:03,700 People really like you, Bud. They feel like you're one of them. 1242 01:29:04,200 --> 01:29:07,000 I'm not quite following you, Andy. 1243 01:29:12,100 --> 01:29:15,400 Sometimes you gotta figure out what you want in this life. 1244 01:29:15,800 --> 01:29:18,900 Then you have to decide how much it's worth to you. 1245 01:29:19,100 --> 01:29:21,800 Because they're gonna put it on your tombstone. 1246 01:29:22,700 --> 01:29:24,600 It's your legacy. 1247 01:29:25,200 --> 01:29:28,000 A measure of what you left behind. 1248 01:29:28,900 --> 01:29:30,600 Are we... 1249 01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:34,500 are we still talking about the job? 1250 01:29:36,100 --> 01:29:38,400 The lobby business? 1251 01:29:40,200 --> 01:29:44,000 Right. Forget that. 1252 01:29:47,300 --> 01:29:49,400 It's not worth it. 1253 01:29:57,400 --> 01:29:59,200 And thank you. 1254 01:30:31,400 --> 01:30:33,000 Molly! 1255 01:30:33,300 --> 01:30:36,200 You said that if I ever wanted to talk, right? 1256 01:30:38,600 --> 01:30:40,800 Here's some hot cocoa. 1257 01:30:41,500 --> 01:30:43,600 Sorry. All I had was skim milk. 1258 01:30:43,600 --> 01:30:45,500 It's okay. 1259 01:30:47,400 --> 01:30:49,300 What's going on? 1260 01:30:49,900 --> 01:30:52,600 - It's all my fault. - What's your fault? 1261 01:30:52,600 --> 01:30:54,800 Bud was supposed to meet me after school. 1262 01:30:54,800 --> 01:30:58,300 He knew how important it was to me. But he got drunk. 1263 01:30:58,300 --> 01:31:01,600 He never even showed up. I didn't know what else to do! 1264 01:31:01,600 --> 01:31:04,700 Wait, Molly, what are you saying? 1265 01:31:05,600 --> 01:31:07,100 Molly? 1266 01:31:07,700 --> 01:31:09,700 Aren't you gonna get that? 1267 01:31:10,100 --> 01:31:15,200 Yeah, give me two seconds. Stay here. I'm gonna get them off the phone. 1268 01:31:24,100 --> 01:31:29,800 Can call you back? This isn't a good time. Yeah, I know. 1269 01:31:30,100 --> 01:31:32,500 I know. You already told me that. 1270 01:31:39,300 --> 01:31:41,800 Look, can I call you back? 1271 01:31:41,800 --> 01:31:43,500 Molly? 1272 01:31:44,100 --> 01:31:45,700 Molly! 1273 01:32:00,400 --> 01:32:01,900 Are you okay? 1274 01:32:02,500 --> 01:32:05,400 You think your dad might be passed out tonight? 1275 01:32:08,100 --> 01:32:10,200 Then, you're going to recast your vote. 1276 01:32:10,200 --> 01:32:13,700 I guess it ain't that much of a secret then, is it? 1277 01:32:16,300 --> 01:32:20,600 If we are to be the exception to history, then we must break the cycle. 1278 01:32:20,600 --> 01:32:23,400 For those who do not remember the past... 1279 01:32:24,300 --> 01:32:26,300 Remind me again who's running? 1280 01:32:26,300 --> 01:32:29,100 So, what you're saying is, you're keeping... 1281 01:32:29,100 --> 01:32:32,300 It's all my fault. Bud was supposed to meet me after school. 1282 01:32:32,300 --> 01:32:35,800 He knew how important this was to me. But he got drunk. 1283 01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:39,200 He didn't even show up. I didn't know what else to do! 1284 01:32:39,200 --> 01:32:40,500 Molly, what are you saying? 1285 01:32:40,500 --> 01:32:42,400 He didn't vote! 1286 01:32:44,300 --> 01:32:45,800 What do you mean, she's missing? 1287 01:32:45,800 --> 01:32:47,200 I'm sorry, Mr. Johnson. It's all my fault. 1288 01:32:47,200 --> 01:32:48,500 For crying out loud, Lewis! 1289 01:32:48,500 --> 01:32:53,300 You guys guard Presidents. 1290 01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:55,800 She's smarter! 1291 01:32:57,400 --> 01:32:59,200 Tell me about it! 1292 01:33:09,700 --> 01:33:11,800 What is all this? 1293 01:33:11,900 --> 01:33:14,200 She's been answering your mail. 1294 01:33:14,200 --> 01:33:15,800 For what? 1295 01:33:17,400 --> 01:33:21,800 She wanted people to think that you cared. 1296 01:33:22,300 --> 01:33:24,200 She told you that? 1297 01:33:36,800 --> 01:33:39,900 Does have any friends we should contact? 1298 01:33:39,900 --> 01:33:41,700 I don't know. 1299 01:33:45,700 --> 01:33:49,700 No, she's not the friend type. 1300 01:33:49,900 --> 01:33:51,400 Jed. 1301 01:33:51,600 --> 01:33:54,200 - Jed? Who's Jed? - It's a boy she likes. 1302 01:33:54,300 --> 01:33:56,600 She likes a boy? 1303 01:33:56,600 --> 01:33:58,700 Jed Barkley. He's in her class. 1304 01:33:58,700 --> 01:34:01,700 He's a little shy, but they're friends. 1305 01:34:01,700 --> 01:34:06,500 - Is she told you that? - Yes, sir. 1306 01:34:10,900 --> 01:34:13,500 Do you have any idea where she might be going? 1307 01:34:18,800 --> 01:34:22,100 Yeah, I'm can guess where she's going. 1308 01:34:22,100 --> 01:34:24,800 Just tell us where, we'll go pick her up, sir. 1309 01:34:26,600 --> 01:34:31,100 She's my daughter. I'll get her myself. 1310 01:34:55,700 --> 01:34:57,500 This is it. 1311 01:34:58,300 --> 01:35:00,400 Sure you wanna go in? 1312 01:35:01,100 --> 01:35:03,600 Came this far, didn't we? 1313 01:35:04,500 --> 01:35:08,400 I'll wait here awhile. Just in case you want to go home. 1314 01:35:12,600 --> 01:35:14,900 I never want to go home. 1315 01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:49,500 Yes? 1316 01:35:49,700 --> 01:35:52,200 I'm looking for Larissa Star. 1317 01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:58,200 Well, she's gone. She's moved out a long time ago. 1318 01:36:03,100 --> 01:36:05,200 I think you're her. 1319 01:36:12,600 --> 01:36:14,300 You Jed? 1320 01:36:15,500 --> 01:36:18,900 - It's okay, is she in there? - Yes, sir. 1321 01:36:20,000 --> 01:36:21,900 Wait here. 1322 01:36:29,300 --> 01:36:31,400 You're all grown up! 1323 01:36:31,800 --> 01:36:33,900 You look like your dad. 1324 01:36:34,500 --> 01:36:37,000 He says I look like you. 1325 01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:41,600 Does he? So, why did you come here? 1326 01:36:41,900 --> 01:36:46,600 You wrote me a letter. You said I could come live with you. 1327 01:36:46,700 --> 01:36:50,000 That was a long time ago, honey. 1328 01:36:50,800 --> 01:36:53,400 Things have changed. 1329 01:36:53,600 --> 01:36:57,600 I'm close to getting a record deal. 1330 01:36:57,700 --> 01:36:59,800 I did a gig a couple of months ago. 1331 01:36:59,800 --> 01:37:04,900 This guy wants to put me in touch with this big time Nashville producer. 1332 01:37:04,900 --> 01:37:07,400 So he's gonna call me. I'm not gonna be ready. 1333 01:37:07,400 --> 01:37:12,100 I gotta get ready. There's a lot I gotta do, so I can't do this. 1334 01:37:12,800 --> 01:37:16,900 I'm not well. Can't you see that? 1335 01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:19,700 I can take care of you, Mom. 1336 01:37:19,700 --> 01:37:23,700 I don't want anybody to take care of me. I don't want you here. 1337 01:37:23,800 --> 01:37:25,700 Dad! 1338 01:37:28,300 --> 01:37:30,600 Jesus Christ, Larissa! 1339 01:37:30,600 --> 01:37:32,300 I don't want her to see me like this. 1340 01:37:32,300 --> 01:37:36,300 Molly, you gotta go outside, okay? For me. You got out there and wait. 1341 01:37:36,300 --> 01:37:40,000 - Dad! - Just outside. Now! 1342 01:37:47,800 --> 01:37:51,100 I heard you'd finally gotten cleaned up. 1343 01:37:51,100 --> 01:37:54,500 Who told you that? My God, what is going on out there? 1344 01:37:54,500 --> 01:37:55,600 I can't explain. 1345 01:37:55,600 --> 01:37:59,500 What are you, famous now? You think you can just come? I can't do this! 1346 01:37:59,500 --> 01:38:02,800 - Wait... - No! No! Come here. 1347 01:38:02,800 --> 01:38:04,100 I'm not mad Larissa. 1348 01:38:04,100 --> 01:38:05,600 I'm trying to tell you... 1349 01:38:05,600 --> 01:38:09,300 I can't be a mom right now. I can't. Stay back! I can't... 1350 01:38:09,300 --> 01:38:14,100 be a mom right now. I can't do it. I can't do it. 1351 01:39:22,800 --> 01:39:24,300 Said no reporters, Lewis. 1352 01:39:24,300 --> 01:39:25,700 I just want to talk to you. 1353 01:39:25,700 --> 01:39:27,500 I don't have time, Kate. 1354 01:39:27,500 --> 01:39:31,700 I'm moderating a Presidential debate tomorrow night in front of a zillion. 1355 01:39:31,700 --> 01:39:35,400 So as much as I'd love for you to make an ass out of me again on TV... 1356 01:39:35,400 --> 01:39:37,900 I kinda have some preparing to do. 1357 01:39:41,100 --> 01:39:44,400 I have to catch up on the issues. 1358 01:39:44,500 --> 01:39:46,300 Like all of them! 1359 01:39:46,300 --> 01:39:47,800 Bud. 1360 01:39:50,400 --> 01:39:53,200 I know what happened election night. 1361 01:39:53,300 --> 01:39:56,800 I'm running the story. I just want to make sure I've got my facts right. 1362 01:39:56,800 --> 01:40:01,100 The bartender claims you left the Starline about 7:30. 1363 01:40:01,100 --> 01:40:02,500 Is that correct? 1364 01:40:02,500 --> 01:40:03,700 Yes, madam. 1365 01:40:03,700 --> 01:40:07,600 Giving you plenty of time to meet at the polling station... 1366 01:40:07,600 --> 01:40:09,200 and cast your vote... 1367 01:40:09,200 --> 01:40:10,700 right? 1368 01:40:12,800 --> 01:40:16,400 I... guess so. 1369 01:40:16,800 --> 01:40:18,800 Just making sure. 1370 01:40:20,600 --> 01:40:24,500 I'm sorry. I got something for you. 1371 01:40:26,900 --> 01:40:29,600 Kinda forgot who I was for a moment. 1372 01:40:29,600 --> 01:40:31,500 Forgive me? 1373 01:40:31,700 --> 01:40:33,400 That depends. 1374 01:40:34,100 --> 01:40:37,500 Can you help me, help him tonight? 1375 01:40:39,700 --> 01:40:41,300 I'd love to. 1376 01:40:41,300 --> 01:40:44,600 I work two jobs just trying to make ends meet. 1377 01:40:44,600 --> 01:40:46,100 Last year my son was diagnosed with... 1378 01:40:46,100 --> 01:40:51,600 Law makers renewed the primary programs for low income HIV and AIDS patients. 1379 01:40:51,600 --> 01:40:55,400 Named for Ryan White, a young AIDS activist... 1380 01:42:11,700 --> 01:42:13,000 Good evening everyone. 1381 01:42:13,000 --> 01:42:16,600 We come to you live from a small American town... 1382 01:42:16,600 --> 01:42:20,000 a town most of us had never heard of just a few weeks ago. 1383 01:42:20,000 --> 01:42:22,100 A town you couldn't find on the map... 1384 01:42:22,100 --> 01:42:26,100 because Texico, New Mexico, wasn't on the map. 1385 01:42:26,100 --> 01:42:27,500 But it's on the map now. 1386 01:42:27,500 --> 01:42:31,200 The whole world has descended on this town for an historic event. 1387 01:42:31,200 --> 01:42:34,100 A political debate unlike any other. 1388 01:42:34,100 --> 01:42:36,700 Tomorrow morning, Earnest Bud Johnson... 1389 01:42:36,700 --> 01:42:39,800 will walk into a voting booth and make a choice. 1390 01:42:39,800 --> 01:42:45,200 And his choice will affect our lives for generations to come. 1391 01:42:45,200 --> 01:42:48,800 the stakes could not be higher. What do you expect? 1392 01:42:48,800 --> 01:42:52,700 I wonder, Aaron, what the founding fathers would make of all this. 1393 01:42:52,700 --> 01:42:56,400 Would they be mortified, or would they be jumping for joy? 1394 01:42:56,400 --> 01:42:59,700 Something tells me that somewhere right now... 1395 01:42:59,700 --> 01:43:04,300 Franklin and Jefferson are looking down and smiling. 1396 01:43:04,300 --> 01:43:06,000 Smiling or laughing? 1397 01:43:06,000 --> 01:43:07,900 I don't know if they're smiling. 1398 01:43:07,900 --> 01:43:11,200 That's not exactly who they had in mind for picking the President of the USA. 1399 01:43:11,300 --> 01:43:15,700 We're sending someone out there who really is, as far as, we can tell lost. 1400 01:43:15,700 --> 01:43:18,900 Can he find himself suddenly, tonight on this stage... 1401 01:43:18,900 --> 01:43:21,300 Or is he going to look like a rodeo clown down there? 1402 01:43:21,300 --> 01:43:26,200 Tonight, the whole country is watching and we watch with you. 1403 01:43:26,200 --> 01:43:27,600 I'm gonna puke. 1404 01:43:27,600 --> 01:43:30,200 Bud, look at me. Look at me. 1405 01:43:30,200 --> 01:43:33,800 Just be yourself. You're gonna be great. 1406 01:43:36,600 --> 01:43:39,900 Hey, remember dad. No cussing! Okay? 1407 01:43:39,900 --> 01:43:42,300 - Fine. - Fine. 1408 01:43:42,300 --> 01:43:45,100 Mr. Johnson, one minute, please. 1409 01:43:47,300 --> 01:43:49,200 Good luck! 1410 01:43:52,600 --> 01:43:54,200 And so we begin. 1411 01:43:54,200 --> 01:43:57,000 The crowd has settled down and we go to the stage... 1412 01:43:57,000 --> 01:43:58,900 for what promises to be... 1413 01:43:58,900 --> 01:44:03,900 one of the most unique moments in American political history. 1414 01:44:44,600 --> 01:44:48,000 Mr. President, Mr. Greenleaf... 1415 01:44:48,100 --> 01:44:52,200 I'd like to thank you for your hospitality. It's been real interesting. 1416 01:44:52,200 --> 01:44:55,500 I've said a lot of thing I didn't mean. 1417 01:44:55,500 --> 01:44:56,900 and you both made a lot of promises... 1418 01:44:56,900 --> 01:44:59,500 you probably won't be able to keep. 1419 01:45:07,500 --> 01:45:11,200 To be honest, the last 10 days have felt like a weird dream. 1420 01:45:11,200 --> 01:45:14,300 What was once kinda funny, isn't anymore. 1421 01:45:15,100 --> 01:45:17,200 From what I've read, I've... 1422 01:45:18,300 --> 01:45:21,500 well, I've scared the hell out of America. 1423 01:45:21,500 --> 01:45:25,300 I know that the world is watching, maybe even laughing. 1424 01:45:25,300 --> 01:45:27,500 people on my own TV, are saying... 1425 01:45:27,500 --> 01:45:31,600 that America, somehow, deserves this moment. 1426 01:45:32,500 --> 01:45:34,700 Guess that means me. 1427 01:45:36,500 --> 01:45:40,400 I can't say that I've been much of anything most of my life. 1428 01:45:40,400 --> 01:45:44,000 It's sorta like somewhere along the way I... 1429 01:45:44,000 --> 01:45:47,400 I checked out and it's not like I had big dreams to begin with... 1430 01:45:47,400 --> 01:45:50,900 but I had... I had something once. 1431 01:45:50,900 --> 01:45:56,400 something... close to faith or hope or whatever... 1432 01:45:56,400 --> 01:45:59,700 whatever word you want to use for how good life could be. 1433 01:46:00,500 --> 01:46:04,800 But then, the years start moving quicker and all of a sudden... 1434 01:46:04,800 --> 01:46:07,600 what's going good out there for everybody else it didn't... 1435 01:46:08,200 --> 01:46:10,700 didn't go so good for you. 1436 01:46:11,000 --> 01:46:14,700 But... tonight I feel, huh... 1437 01:46:15,500 --> 01:46:17,300 embarrassed. 1438 01:46:19,600 --> 01:46:22,900 I've had my chances, more than most. 1439 01:46:23,200 --> 01:46:25,000 I've grown up in a country where... 1440 01:46:25,000 --> 01:46:29,500 if I decided to do more with my life than just drift and drink... 1441 01:46:29,500 --> 01:46:32,000 that I could be standing where... 1442 01:46:32,600 --> 01:46:34,900 where maybe you stand tonight. 1443 01:46:34,900 --> 01:46:39,600 Instead, I've taken freely and I've given nothing. 1444 01:46:39,900 --> 01:46:42,200 I'm ashamed in front of my... 1445 01:46:43,100 --> 01:46:44,700 daughter. 1446 01:46:46,900 --> 01:46:48,900 And my country. 1447 01:46:49,900 --> 01:46:52,000 I've never served or sacrificed. 1448 01:46:52,000 --> 01:46:56,600 The only heavy lifting I have ever been asked is simple stuff, like... 1449 01:46:56,600 --> 01:47:00,700 pay attention. Vote... 1450 01:47:02,300 --> 01:47:04,700 For America has a... 1451 01:47:05,600 --> 01:47:09,400 if America has a true enemy tonight, I guess it's me. 1452 01:47:10,900 --> 01:47:15,600 Tonight a below average man is going to choose between two exceptional men. 1453 01:47:15,700 --> 01:47:19,000 Tomorrow, one man's vote is going to make a difference... 1454 01:47:19,400 --> 01:47:21,400 'Cause tomorrow we're gonna have a President. 1455 01:47:21,400 --> 01:47:24,900 And not just someone to fill a chair in Washington. 1456 01:47:25,500 --> 01:47:28,900 We need someone who's bigger than their speeches. 1457 01:47:28,900 --> 01:47:33,400 The kind of President we learned about in school, when we still cared. 1458 01:47:34,500 --> 01:47:37,000 America needs a big thinker. 1459 01:47:38,300 --> 01:47:40,600 You know, like a giant, really. 1460 01:47:40,600 --> 01:47:44,100 Someone who has the good sense to get in front of our problems. 1461 01:47:44,100 --> 01:47:47,900 somebody who has the wisdom to lead us... to a place... 1462 01:47:47,900 --> 01:47:50,400 where we're at peace with ourselves and the world. 1463 01:47:51,300 --> 01:47:55,400 And just for the record, I want you both... 1464 01:47:55,600 --> 01:47:59,300 I want you both to know that I think a hell of lotta you. 1465 01:48:08,700 --> 01:48:14,000 Tonight, I am gonna speak for people I have never met... 1466 01:48:16,000 --> 01:48:19,700 whose letters touched me in a way I didn't think was possible. 1467 01:48:21,900 --> 01:48:24,000 My first question comes from... 1468 01:48:24,000 --> 01:48:26,500 Peter Manthis, in Henderson, Kentucky. 1469 01:48:26,500 --> 01:48:27,800 "Dear Mr. Johnson... 1470 01:48:27,800 --> 01:48:30,400 my wife and I have three little girls. 1471 01:48:30,400 --> 01:48:34,800 We both work two jobs just trying to make ends meet. 1472 01:48:35,400 --> 01:48:38,600 And some weeks, we don't make it". 1473 01:48:38,600 --> 01:48:41,900 "When you work hard and you still can't take care of your family... 1474 01:48:42,000 --> 01:48:45,800 you start to question yourself as a provider, as a man. 1475 01:48:45,900 --> 01:48:50,000 I know I am one. I fought for my country and I'm proud of it. 1476 01:48:50,600 --> 01:48:55,800 But it scares me to think about what would happen if one of my kids got sick. 1477 01:48:56,400 --> 01:49:01,600 "Can you ask the candidates, if we are the richest country in the world... 1478 01:49:02,100 --> 01:49:05,900 how come some many of us can barely afford to live here"? 1479 01:49:07,900 --> 01:49:11,300 I'd like to take that one first, if I might, Mr. Greenleaf. 1480 01:49:11,400 --> 01:49:13,600 Go ahead, Mr. President. 1481 01:49:14,700 --> 01:49:19,500 Bud, I'd first like to say, how much I appreciate your thoughtfulness... 116610