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I've got a proposition. Meet
me at the Carlyle tonight at 9:00.

You're gonna kiss
him again. I know you.

I'm so sorry about last night.
I just want you to know...

It was just a kiss,
Liza. Let it go.

Nobody at work
knows this, but I'm 40.

I'm gonna sign with
Millennial, on one condition:

I use you as a case study.

Yeah, that's the... Exactly.
That's the same issue.

Yes.

Morning.

Well, it's all open
for discussion.

Okay, that's his
people calling in now.

I'll try you back from the
office. I'll be there in five.

Hello? Hi, yes. Charles.

You are being blogged and
podcasted everywhere that matters.

Oh, and we've got you listicled
on BuzzFeed and Refinery29.

By Wednesday, there
won't be a millennial

who hasn't heard, read,
or socially transmitted

The Deciding Decade.

And we were saving
the best news for last.

Ellen's producer said Ellen read
the advanced copy and loved it.

- Love her.
- Fantastic.

There's one little hitch.

She really responded
to the chapter

where your 40-year-old patient
pretends to be a 26-year-old assistant.

So, she'll have you on the show
if you bring that patient with you.

And reveal her identity
on national television?

That's impossible. That
would be totally unethical.

Not if the patient agrees.

It would be such
incredible publicity.

That... Maybe I could
reach out and ask.

Why would the patient consent? I
mean, wasn't she promised anonymity?

Well, she's clearly
an opportunist.

- More like a sociopath.
- Yeah.

Shaving one or two years
off your age is one thing,

but living a double life?

That is a very
disturbed individual.

Well..., in the
chapter, she said

that she applied for a lot
of jobs as a 40-year-old,

and got turned down every
time, so she had to find

a way around this
institutionalized ageism.

I don't see ageism,
I see someone

who stepped out of the
industry and paid the price.

She probably wasn't hired because
she doesn't have the skills or talent.

Well, I can certainly
reach out to her.

I think it's risky.

Staking the campaign of
Millennial's first book on a con artist?

I bet you make the deal with
Ellen, and that lunatic sues us.

Oh, my God. We
can't chance that.

We'll keep working
and get in touch soon.

All right. Thank you, Charles.

Our pleasure.

Get on the ball.
Pre-orders are dismal.

Excuse me?

I'm still here.

Moving on. Where are
we on P is for Pigeon?

It's gone to copy editing.

The early buzz on
Goodreads has been great.

And I sent an advanced copy to
Anthony Lane at The New Yorker.

What on God's green
earth is so important?

Have I been unclear about
devices in the conference room?

I always keep it
face down, except...

Face down or put
away, that's the policy.

We're done. Thank you.

I haven't seen him in a mood
like this since his wife left.

Something is
really under his skin.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Um, I'm making a Juice Press
run. Can I get you anything?

Uh, no, thanks. I'm good.

Uh, look, I know I might be

misreading the situation,
but are you okay?

- With me?
- What?

I just want you to know
that I think you're amazing,

and I... I just, I feel so lucky and
so grateful to be working here,

and I just...

Not even a cucumber
coconut water?

No, I'm fine. Really, I am.

- Uh, company, that's another story.
- Oh?

There might have to be
some changes around here.

What kind of changes?

I'm sorry. I'm
late for a meeting.

Don't worry about it.

God, I hope I don't lose my job.

You wouldn't have
to lie anymore.

Yeah, and Caitlin wouldn't
have to go to college anymore.

I mean, I can help with tuition.

My business is doing
really great these days, so...

I would never let you do that.

But I can't tell you how
much that means to me.

Yeah, well, I'm kind of
crazy about the mom.

Ah, I've missed that.

Mm, me too.

You wanna go back to my place?

I changed the sheets today.

Josh, are you familiar with
the marshmallow experiment?

Yeah, the one
where you try to see

how many you can fit
in your mouth at once?

No, it's, um... It's
this parenting thing.

Children were given
one marshmallow

and told that they
could eat it immediately,

or they could wait 15 minutes,
and get two marshmallows.

What?

Why would anybody
do that to a kid?

- I mean, it's... That's torture.
- I know.

But anyway, they followed
the kids for, like, 20 years,

and they found out
that the ones that could

delay gratification had
better life outcomes.

Higher self-reported happiness.

Okay, um...

So who's the marshmallow
in this scenario?

Am I the marshmallow?

Actually, I'm the marshmallow.

Oh.

So you want to
take it slow, huh?

I need more time.

I get it.

Thank you.

Yeah.

I am still gonna walk
you home, though, so...

'Cause I'm a gentleman.

- Oh, Kelsey. Hey.
- Hi, Chad.

- Ah!
- Hi.

Okay. Oh. Ah.

So, uh, what's so important?

Wow, you speak Chinese?

Um, just a couple
dialects of Mandarin.

Wow. I'm impressed.

I volunteered on a clean water
project in Gansu and kind of picked it up.

But languages are my jam.

What about the password
to Thad's computer?

I've got to change
his profile pic.

Oh, yeah. That. Sorry.

These passwords
are really hard to crack.

But if it's any consolation,

wow, your tongue looks
really healthy in that photo.

Sorry.

Here, maybe you'll
have better luck.

Thanks.

Kelsey, I...

I don't know how to say this, so
I'm just gonna come out and say it.

Whoa. Oh, my God.
What are you doing?

I know.

It's a little soon, but...

My parents would like
the engagement ring back.

It's a family heirloom.

- Are you serious?
- Of course.

I, I could show you photos

of my great-grandmother
wearing that ring.

No. No, it's...

It's fine.

Sorry to be the one just

bringing you all this bad news.

You know, let me
make it up to you.

Let's get out of the city
this weekend. Fishers Island.

I already have
ferry reservations,

and we could just
talk everything out,

and finally just be.

Chad?

We are never going
to "be" anything.

Ever.

Do you understand that?

What, so... So you're
just gonna act like

the barn at Gary's
wedding never happened?

How do you know about
me and Thad in that barn?

Thad?

Come on, you know that was me.

What?

You said you loved me.

Because I thought
that you were Thad.

That was the game
we were playing.

- But you knew. Come on.
- I did not know!

Look me in the eye and
say you don't think of me

every time you sit on
a big, fat bale of hay.

You know what? Take
your stupid ring back.

Don't call me, don't text me,

and stop tagging
me in funny memes.

They're not funny!

Ah.

Okay, you're not
going to believe this.

- Oh, hey, Lauren.
- Uch.

Kelsey just texted me
that she slept with Chad.

- What?
- Wait, wait. That's the twin, right?

Yes, and apparently, he banged her
all over some barn in Great Barrington.

- What, last night?
- No, dude. Years ago.

He pretended to be Thad.

- Oh, my God.
- I know, dude.

He Houdini-ed her.

No, that's not Houdini-ing.

Houdini-ing is when someone
has sex with you from behind,

then someone else steps in,
and then the original person

waves to you from
the bedroom window.

Oh, my God. You know everything.
You do. You're like Sexipedia.

- Is Kelsey all right?
- Oh, yeah, no. She'll be fine.

And now that she has Thad's laptop,
she never has to see Chad again.

- She has Thad's laptop?
- Oh, yeah, no.

I'ma help her get into it.

You know, it's the least I can
do since she's been twinned.

No, "twinned" is two
girls and the same dildo.

What? Really? Twinned?

Oh, my God. Why do I doubt?

Why have we not done that?

You know, I got to go to
work. I will see you kids later.

Mwah.

Did you hear that?

It's only a matter of time

before Kelsey gets into that
laptop and finds out everything.

Wait, what are you gonna do?

I got to tell her.

And it's better that she
hears it from me first.

I'm just gonna do it. I'm gonna
go in there and rip off the Band-Aid.

"Ripping off the Band-Aid"
is when two guys...

I don't want to know.

Good luck.

Ooh.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Lauren told me about the
Chad situation. Are you okay?

The whole thing
is just so gross.

I wonder if Thad knew.

- He couldn't have, right?
- Uh...

I mean, I always brown
out at weddings, but...

You mean drink too much, right?

Yeah. Wait, what
do you think I...

- No, nothing. Just that.
- Okay.

- What are you doing?
- I'm trying to guess this password.

It gave me a hint:
"Kelsey's favorite snacks."

I tried banana chips,
chocolate-covered almonds, and no luck.

I'm gonna just...

I've got to hire a computer
expert or something.

Are you sure? I mean, there
could be a lot of iffy stuff on there.

This is all I have left of him.

For better or for
worse, it's all right here.

Hi, uh, there is a
potential investor

stopping by the office
in about 10 minutes.

Could you two be prepared
to talk about Millennial?

Something short,
like an elevator pitch?

- Yeah, sure.
- Absolutely, yeah.

It's important.

Uh, but casual.

But important.

Liza!

We must really be on the ropes

if Charles is springing
a visit like this on us.

Had I known, I would have
worn something less whimsical.

Okay, this is from the
Forbes Billionaires List.

Bryce Reiger, 26. Founded Tap
That, a digital wallet app in 2014.

I'll make sure to
download it on your phone.

Hmm, looks like another
Silicon Valley whiz kid

throwing his money around.

All his friends buy
islands, he buys prestige

by saving a century-old
publishing house.

Oh, look. He owns an island too.

If old media is so dead,

why is new media
always trying to buy us?

- Oh, that must be him.
- Where?

Oh, my...

So, are there any new
Crown of Kings coming out?

I love Crown of Kings.

Besides Twilight,
it's the top-selling

four-installment
book series of all time,

with 106 million units.

Uh, 25.4 million
for Rise of Kings,

28.1 for Clash of Kings,

17.8 for Ghosts of Kings,
that was the worst one,

and 34.7 million
for King of Kings.

You certainly know
your Crown of Kings.

This is our head of
marketing, Diana Trout.

It's easy for me to memorize
stuff. I'm a little on the spectrum.

That's why your perfume
is so offensive to me.

Not offensive, just, uh,
pungent and repulsive.

I beg your pardon?

Definitely smelling
secretion of beaver anus.

- What?
- Otherwise known as castoreum.

It's a common ingredient in
many commercial perfumes.

This is Givenchy. So...

Said the beaver to his anus.

Why don't we continue
this conversation at dinner?

I will go shower.

Since our imprint
curates exclusive content

for millennial readers, we're
excited to launch our first title:

The Deciding Decade:
Making Your Twenties Matter.

The e-book will
hyperlink to the author's

genre-leading podcast
and all social platforms.

And for print, we're
using biodegradable ink

on 100% recycled,
fair-trade paper.

Yes. I like all that. Tap that.

Uh, don't your
people use Tap That?

Of course we do.

So you just gave her money?

I gave her recognition
and affirmation.

And $10 American, yes.

- I love your tattoo.
- Oh, thank you.

Yeah, are those ants?

They are termites.

That's revolting.

And so fascinating.

Termites are one of the most
adaptable species on the planet.

They live in every climate,
they've survived every epoch,

and they produce so much hydrogen that
the Department of Energy considers them

a potential
renewable fuel source.

They're miraculous.

They also eat feces,
but I'm sure you're aware.

I, I think I recognize the
artist. Is it Kori Hurami?

How did you know that?

I have a really close
friend who knows him.

He and Kori shared a studio
for a while in Kanagawa.

You're friends with
Josh from Inkburg?

Josh is Liza's boyfriend.

Ex-boyfriend. Not to rub it in.

Well, uh, not so ex,
anymore, actually.

- What?
- Uh, yeah.

We're trying to
figure things out.

Josh's work is just stunning. I
mean, it silences me every time I see it.

He's a real artist.

Yeah, he really is.

- Thank you.
- Good night.

Have a good night.

- Have a good one.
- We'll be in touch.

That went well, thanks
to our millennials.

Well, it was a group effort.

Oh, God, noses in
their phones already.

Good night. I'll see
everyone in the morning.

- Night.
- Good night.

I'm going uptown too.

Taxi?

Are we about to go to
a billionaire's loft party?

Yes, please.

I may even find a computer nerd to
help me crack open Thad's laptop.

- You have the laptop with you?
- Yes.

- Your place is incredible.
- What is that thing?

Ah, that is a
thermodynamic decelerator.

Yeah, the software
engineers are using it

to launch blocks of
ice into the pool to see

how much ice it takes to lower the
temperature of the water one degree.

Okay. Why?

What else are you gonna do
with a thermodynamic decelerator?

Right?

Oh, please. Help yourself.

Oh, tequila?

Condensed water.
For maximum hydration.

Your cells will thank you.

Uh, is there anything
else I can get you?

Actually, um, I was wondering

if anyone here could help
me get into this old laptop?

It's a friend's. He
forgot the password.

Yeah. No problem.

- Uh, find Lin.
- No problem.

Oh, is that something
healthy too?

No, it's cocaine.

For the models.

Unless you want some.

- No.
- No?

I just want to tell you
both how glad I am

that you're part of Empirical.

People can't always tell when I'm
glad, because I'm a little on the spectrum,

but I'm really glad.

We are really glad too, Bryce.

Yeah, I was worried
that a publishing house,

especially one as
old as Empirical,

would be nothing but
relics like Charles and Diana,

but you two get it,

you get that we are literally on
the cusp of being able to do this

with a book.

- And you've read it.
- That's a book of photographs.

Bottom line: If it
wasn't for you two,

and a need for some
enormous taxable losses,

I wouldn't even
bother with Empirical.

But with you?

I sense a paradigm shift.

Provided you're as
committed to the future as I am.

Are you?

- Hell, yes!
- Absolutely!

- All right. Tap that.
- Oh.

Ah, it was a big one!

Ah, Lin. There you are. We need
your, uh, code-cracking powers.

This is Kelsey and
Liza. This is Lin.

Excuse me for a moment. I'm sure Lin
can get your laptop open in a few minutes.

Minutes? I'm insulted.

- Let me see it.
- Oh.

What if he's got stuff
about other girls on there?

Like, weird videos?

Kelsey, you don't have to
open it if you don't want to.

But there could be some
really sweet, meaningful stuff.

- All done.
- Seriously?

I know, I was hoping for
more of a challenge too.

I'm really nervous.

I'm right here.

Whatever we find out,
we find out together.

I'll give you some privacy.

Wait, Lin. What
was the password?

"Deez nuts."

"Deez nuts"?

- That's my favorite snack?
- Are they like Grape-Nuts?

What are Grape-Nuts?

He's saying his nuts
are my favorite snack.

Meaning his balls.

Ew.

You know what?

I'm done.

"Deez nuts" are the
last secret of Thad's

that I needed to know about.

Hey, do me a favor.

Launch this into
the pool for me.

Seriously? Excellent.

Rest in peace, Thad.

Let's get out of here.

I'm so glad that computer's
not haunting me anymore.

It's like I can finally breathe.

Ah, I know what you mean.

I mean, um, I'm
so happy for you.

I am so happy for you!

But why didn't you tell me you
and Josh were back together?

Honestly, it's not
all really resolved.

Well, he did mess up not including
you in that T Magazine thing.

Did he apologize for that?

Yeah.

And he's ready to have your
relationship out in the open?

There is nothing he would like more
than an open, honest relationship.

But sometimes you
can't be 100% honest.

Is that like a herpes thing?

What? No!

I know it seems impossible,

but he could be
gone just like that.

So if you love him,

just be with him.

Good morning, everyone.

I have an announcement to make.

I'm very happy to tell you
that I just received word

that we have a
new minority partner.

Bryce Reiger.

And let's have a very
special round of applause

for Kelsey and Liza.

They really helped
seal the deal.

Hi.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Hey.

Maybe it's your turn to wait.

I've got all the marshmallows.

Yeah, well...

I got the stick.

Mm!

Marshmallow

Marshmallow