Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:20,481 --> 00:00:22,149
Previously on Shining Vale...
2
00:00:22,316 --> 00:00:23,484
I'm not crazy!
3
00:00:23,609 --> 00:00:24,902
I'm possessed!
4
00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:28,197
You are a psychotic
wife and mother.
5
00:00:28,363 --> 00:00:30,407
You zapped Rosemary
right out of me.
6
00:00:30,574 --> 00:00:31,854
You're no longer a patient here.
7
00:00:31,909 --> 00:00:33,303
You shouldn't cuss so much,
8
00:00:33,327 --> 00:00:34,620
or they'll send
you to the baths.
9
00:00:34,787 --> 00:00:36,413
They don't want me
to tell the story.
10
00:00:36,580 --> 00:00:38,248
They did something monstrous.
11
00:00:38,373 --> 00:00:39,917
Stay away!
12
00:00:40,042 --> 00:00:41,585
Did anyone read the book?
13
00:00:41,752 --> 00:00:43,879
I read it, and I
fucking loved it.
14
00:00:44,046 --> 00:00:45,190
Thank you, Principal Woodcock,
15
00:00:45,214 --> 00:00:47,007
for your passionate endorsement.
16
00:00:47,174 --> 00:00:48,383
What the fuck?
17
00:00:48,550 --> 00:00:50,487
Book sales are up nationally,
and, oh, this is funny.
18
00:00:50,511 --> 00:00:51,738
A woman who was
reading your book
19
00:00:51,762 --> 00:00:52,822
killed her husband with an ax.
20
00:00:52,846 --> 00:00:54,326
That's your testosterone.
It's a zero.
21
00:00:54,431 --> 00:00:56,517
Oh, my God, Terry, just
take the testosterone.
22
00:00:56,683 --> 00:00:57,768
I have a girlfriend now.
23
00:00:57,935 --> 00:00:59,353
Claire's a writer.
24
00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:00,760
What happened to Claire's book?
25
00:01:00,854 --> 00:01:03,857
The day after your party,
she slipped into a coma.
26
00:01:04,024 --> 00:01:06,777
Valerie He believed there
is a demon living here.
27
00:01:06,944 --> 00:01:08,946
This I keep for good luck.
28
00:01:12,115 --> 00:01:12,950
Ciao, bella.
29
00:01:13,116 --> 00:01:14,618
God damn, that's a hot exorcist.
30
00:01:17,621 --> 00:01:19,581
What the H is this place?
31
00:01:19,748 --> 00:01:21,625
Daisy.
32
00:01:21,792 --> 00:01:23,168
Jake, where are you?
33
00:01:26,380 --> 00:01:28,507
- Oh, hey, Mom.
- I'm so sorry.
34
00:01:28,674 --> 00:01:30,467
I'm gonna be a better mom.
35
00:01:30,634 --> 00:01:33,469
I'm out there trying
to find out who I am.
36
00:01:33,637 --> 00:01:35,138
I'm fucking pregnant, Terry.
37
00:01:36,473 --> 00:01:37,784
Maybe I'm supposed
to be a parent.
38
00:01:37,808 --> 00:01:40,060
Your father and I want
to try to make it work.
39
00:01:40,227 --> 00:01:41,227
Aw.
40
00:01:43,272 --> 00:01:44,939
Baby.
41
00:01:46,608 --> 00:01:49,444
? Love me, love me
Love me, love me-lo ?
42
00:01:49,611 --> 00:01:51,238
? Love me, love
me Love me-lo ?
43
00:01:51,405 --> 00:01:53,949
? Bom, boo-loo, lo-lo-lo
I need it, I need it ?
44
00:01:54,116 --> 00:01:55,844
- ? When the moon is bright ?
45
00:01:55,868 --> 00:01:57,302
- ? I need it, I need it ?
46
00:01:57,326 --> 00:01:58,704
? When you hold me tight ?
47
00:01:58,871 --> 00:02:00,080
? I need it, I need it ?
48
00:02:00,247 --> 00:02:01,915
? In the middle of the night ?
49
00:02:02,082 --> 00:02:03,959
? I need your honey love ?
50
00:02:04,084 --> 00:02:05,103
? Bom, boo-loo, lo-lo-lo ?
51
00:02:05,127 --> 00:02:06,420
? I want it, I want it ?
52
00:02:06,587 --> 00:02:08,267
- ? When the lights are low ?
53
00:02:08,421 --> 00:02:11,174
? I want it, I want it
Just before you go ?
54
00:02:11,341 --> 00:02:12,902
- ? I want it, I want it ?
55
00:02:12,926 --> 00:02:14,303
? Because I love you so ?
56
00:02:14,469 --> 00:02:16,972
? Have a little a-mercy
And give some honey love ?
57
00:02:17,139 --> 00:02:19,099
? I'm gonna get it, get it ?
58
00:02:19,266 --> 00:02:20,642
? In the morning sun ?
59
00:02:20,767 --> 00:02:22,185
? I'm gonna get it, get it ?
60
00:02:22,352 --> 00:02:23,604
? When the day is done ?
61
00:02:23,770 --> 00:02:25,230
? I'm gonna get it, get it ?
62
00:02:25,355 --> 00:02:26,899
? 'Cause it's so much fun ?
63
00:02:27,065 --> 00:02:30,360
? I'm gonna get me
Some honey love ?
64
00:02:30,485 --> 00:02:33,488
? Love me, love me
Love me, love me-lo ?
65
00:02:33,614 --> 00:02:36,366
? Love me, love me,
love me Love me-lo ?
66
00:02:36,533 --> 00:02:39,578
? Love me, love me, love me
Love me, love me, love me ?
67
00:02:39,703 --> 00:02:41,538
? Love me, love
me Love me-lo ?
68
00:02:52,799 --> 00:02:56,011
? Let's you and me get cozy ?
69
00:02:56,136 --> 00:02:59,181
? Just like the
fingers In a glove ?
70
00:02:59,306 --> 00:03:01,308
? Let's kiss,
kiss Kiss, kiss ?
71
00:03:01,475 --> 00:03:03,161
- ? Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss ?
72
00:03:03,185 --> 00:03:04,978
- ? That's the honey love... ?
73
00:03:35,717 --> 00:03:36,927
Hey, there.
74
00:03:37,052 --> 00:03:39,096
Think it might be
time to purchase
75
00:03:39,262 --> 00:03:41,014
some more protein powder.
76
00:03:41,181 --> 00:03:43,850
I think it's also time for you
to get some clothes that fit.
77
00:03:43,976 --> 00:03:45,519
Is that Gaynor's shirt?
78
00:03:45,686 --> 00:03:47,854
Nope, I'm just getting swole.
79
00:03:48,021 --> 00:03:50,065
Speaking of, uh, swole,
80
00:03:50,232 --> 00:03:52,150
what do you say we take
this party upstairs?
81
00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:54,152
Honey, this party is over.
82
00:03:54,319 --> 00:03:55,755
I think the baby's gonna be
83
00:03:55,779 --> 00:03:57,364
born with dents.
84
00:03:57,531 --> 00:03:59,467
This baby's gonna be
born with heart disease.
85
00:03:59,491 --> 00:04:00,742
I love me some protein, too,
86
00:04:00,909 --> 00:04:03,370
but, honestly, this
is getting ridiculous.
87
00:04:04,830 --> 00:04:06,915
Well, meat's all
I've been craving.
88
00:04:07,082 --> 00:04:09,835
- I think the baby's part lion.
- Mm.
89
00:04:10,002 --> 00:04:12,754
Mm.
90
00:04:12,921 --> 00:04:15,549
Oh, God, another
alert about a woman
91
00:04:15,716 --> 00:04:17,636
who chopped up her husband
after reading my book.
92
00:04:17,718 --> 00:04:19,761
Another alert? Why didn't
you tell me about this?
93
00:04:19,928 --> 00:04:22,222
I have, four other times,
and every time, you just say,
94
00:04:22,389 --> 00:04:24,558
"Oh, speaking of an
ax, I've got a boner."
95
00:04:24,725 --> 00:04:25,726
Well...
96
00:04:25,892 --> 00:04:27,492
I think my book's
making people go crazy.
97
00:04:27,644 --> 00:04:29,855
No. I think you're
overly sensitive
98
00:04:30,022 --> 00:04:32,149
'cause of all the hormones.
99
00:04:32,274 --> 00:04:34,609
Maybe your readers are
taking testosterone.
100
00:04:34,776 --> 00:04:37,362
I read a story that rage
is an actual side effect.
101
00:04:37,529 --> 00:04:38,739
Speaking of that,
102
00:04:38,905 --> 00:04:40,741
when are you planning
on juicing down?
103
00:04:40,907 --> 00:04:42,347
When I'm good and
fucking ready, Pat.
104
00:04:42,409 --> 00:04:43,660
Why...
105
00:04:43,827 --> 00:04:45,287
Sorry.
106
00:04:45,412 --> 00:04:48,081
I just... honestly, I got
so much energy right now.
107
00:04:48,248 --> 00:04:50,625
You know, I think I'm just
excited about the baby
108
00:04:50,792 --> 00:04:52,085
and the... my ab.
109
00:04:52,252 --> 00:04:54,129
Two abs. Three abs.
110
00:04:54,254 --> 00:04:55,481
Wow.
111
00:04:55,505 --> 00:04:57,174
Hi, sweetie.
112
00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:58,842
Made your favorite...
113
00:04:59,009 --> 00:05:00,927
- morning meat.
- There's no time.
114
00:05:01,094 --> 00:05:03,013
Um, do we have any
more duct tape?
115
00:05:03,180 --> 00:05:05,307
Also, do we have
any powdered milk?
116
00:05:05,432 --> 00:05:07,934
And, um, I'm gonna
need little empty jars.
117
00:05:08,101 --> 00:05:09,978
Actually, scratch
that... empty buckets.
118
00:05:10,145 --> 00:05:12,189
- You okay there, sport?
- Uh, never mind.
119
00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:13,899
I have to get back
inside the wall.
120
00:05:15,067 --> 00:05:16,943
Okay, well, we love you.
121
00:05:17,110 --> 00:05:19,446
Don't join a militia.
122
00:05:19,613 --> 00:05:20,613
Think he's okay?
123
00:05:20,697 --> 00:05:22,032
Yeah, he's just at that age
124
00:05:22,199 --> 00:05:25,410
where boys like to
hide in walls and...
125
00:05:25,577 --> 00:05:27,287
Oh, God. Please be a girl.
126
00:05:27,454 --> 00:05:28,955
Morning.
127
00:05:29,122 --> 00:05:31,291
Hey. Since when do
you drink espresso?
128
00:05:31,458 --> 00:05:33,168
Since when do old
people hump so much?
129
00:05:33,293 --> 00:05:34,293
Old people hump a lot.
130
00:05:34,377 --> 00:05:35,857
Nursing homes are
the number-one place
131
00:05:35,921 --> 00:05:37,561
to catch an STD right now.
132
00:05:37,589 --> 00:05:39,716
Ah, well, then
please move in there
133
00:05:39,883 --> 00:05:40,883
so I can get some sleep.
134
00:05:41,009 --> 00:05:42,219
Someone's in a mood.
135
00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:43,804
You haven't read
my book, have you?
136
00:05:43,970 --> 00:05:47,307
Oh, I don't read trash.
I just come from it.
137
00:05:47,474 --> 00:05:49,392
Ooh.
138
00:05:49,518 --> 00:05:51,478
Please be a lion.
139
00:05:52,729 --> 00:05:54,314
My mom is such a bitch.
140
00:05:54,481 --> 00:05:57,109
Now she's bitching for two.
141
00:05:57,275 --> 00:05:58,860
What are you doing?
142
00:05:59,027 --> 00:06:01,321
Reading your book.
143
00:06:01,488 --> 00:06:03,281
It's not a book.
It's a journal.
144
00:06:03,448 --> 00:06:05,367
And didn't they teach
you in exorcist school
145
00:06:05,534 --> 00:06:08,662
not to go through teenage
girls' private shit?
146
00:06:08,829 --> 00:06:10,163
It is very good.
147
00:06:10,330 --> 00:06:12,165
You are a writer?
148
00:06:12,332 --> 00:06:13,166
No.
149
00:06:13,291 --> 00:06:15,669
My mother is, so I am not.
150
00:06:15,836 --> 00:06:17,921
Speaking of, when is
the Vatican coming
151
00:06:18,088 --> 00:06:19,840
to arrest her?
152
00:06:20,006 --> 00:06:23,927
Mmm. Your espresso is
getting better, bella.
153
00:06:24,094 --> 00:06:26,930
Okay, I get it, you can't
talk about the investigation.
154
00:06:27,097 --> 00:06:28,890
But I figured with
Valerie He's letters,
155
00:06:29,057 --> 00:06:30,642
the Pope's helpers
would be like,
156
00:06:30,767 --> 00:06:32,978
"Holy Mary, this
woman is batshit."
157
00:06:36,106 --> 00:06:38,692
Valerie He was not so
concerned about your mother.
158
00:06:38,859 --> 00:06:41,611
She was more
concerned with, um...
159
00:06:41,778 --> 00:06:43,280
someone else.
160
00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:45,198
- My dad?
- No.
161
00:06:45,365 --> 00:06:46,575
- Jake?
- Not Jake.
162
00:06:46,741 --> 00:06:48,994
Oh, my God. Roxy.
163
00:06:51,204 --> 00:06:52,414
Me?
164
00:06:52,581 --> 00:06:54,040
She thought I was possessed?
165
00:06:54,207 --> 00:06:55,917
I wouldn't say possessed, but...
166
00:06:56,042 --> 00:06:57,242
Well, you kind of fucking did.
167
00:06:57,377 --> 00:06:58,879
I'm the most normal person here.
168
00:06:59,045 --> 00:07:01,715
Gaynor, the Valerie He was
just worried about you.
169
00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:03,120
Well, she should've been worried
170
00:07:03,258 --> 00:07:04,926
about getting
kebab-ed on a fence.
171
00:07:05,093 --> 00:07:06,887
Jesus, I...
172
00:07:07,053 --> 00:07:09,014
You lied to me.
173
00:07:09,181 --> 00:07:11,284
I can't believe this whole time
you've been investigating me,
174
00:07:11,308 --> 00:07:12,976
when there's a
100-year-old pregnant woman
175
00:07:13,143 --> 00:07:14,728
downstairs inhaling sausages.
176
00:07:14,895 --> 00:07:17,206
- Calm, down, bella, there's...
- Oh, don't "bella" me, okay?
177
00:07:17,230 --> 00:07:18,457
And don't tell me to calm down.
178
00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:19,900
You know what?
179
00:07:20,066 --> 00:07:21,651
Get out. Go.
180
00:07:21,776 --> 00:07:24,070
I'm not allowed to have
priests in my room anyway.
181
00:07:25,447 --> 00:07:27,949
Come on, bitch.
182
00:07:30,076 --> 00:07:31,119
Just to clarify,
183
00:07:31,244 --> 00:07:32,684
am I the bitch, or
are you the bitch?
184
00:07:32,746 --> 00:07:33,746
I'm fine with either.
185
00:07:33,830 --> 00:07:34,974
Talking to me.
186
00:07:34,998 --> 00:07:37,125
- Oh.
- Trying to psych myself up.
187
00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:38,811
Well, whatever you're doing,
188
00:07:38,835 --> 00:07:40,003
it's working.
189
00:07:40,170 --> 00:07:42,255
You look like a mannequin
at a Dick's Sporting Goods.
190
00:07:42,422 --> 00:07:43,590
Thanks, Laird.
191
00:07:43,757 --> 00:07:45,217
Yeah, I got this
little guy coming,
192
00:07:45,383 --> 00:07:48,762
and I want to be the best
version of myself, you know?
193
00:07:48,887 --> 00:07:53,350
If that means shooting up a
little testosterone and HGH,
194
00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:57,687
chugging some racehorse
urine, so be it.
195
00:07:57,812 --> 00:07:59,272
You know what I mean?
196
00:07:59,439 --> 00:08:00,607
Absolutely not.
197
00:08:00,774 --> 00:08:01,942
What?
198
00:08:02,108 --> 00:08:04,045
My life's over. I'm just
letting the clock run out.
199
00:08:04,069 --> 00:08:05,946
Laird, don't talk like that.
200
00:08:06,112 --> 00:08:09,532
You have dreams and
hopes and ambitions.
201
00:08:09,699 --> 00:08:11,368
You live in the best
town in America.
202
00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:12,619
Eh.
203
00:08:12,786 --> 00:08:14,454
Well, I mean, you got, uh...
204
00:08:14,621 --> 00:08:16,122
you got Fred.
205
00:08:16,289 --> 00:08:18,208
- Yeah.
- And you got, uh,
206
00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:20,794
that little, uh, comatose
girlfriend of yours.
207
00:08:20,961 --> 00:08:22,003
- Claire.
- Yeah.
208
00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:24,005
She just came out.
209
00:08:24,172 --> 00:08:25,423
- Oh, she's gay.
- What?
210
00:08:25,590 --> 00:08:26,591
No. No, no, no.
211
00:08:26,716 --> 00:08:28,760
She came out of her
coma two weeks ago.
212
00:08:28,885 --> 00:08:29,885
Laird, that's amazing.
213
00:08:29,970 --> 00:08:31,388
We'll see.
214
00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:34,057
You know how it is when
you come out of a coma.
215
00:08:34,224 --> 00:08:36,476
You don't want to see
everyone all at once,
216
00:08:36,601 --> 00:08:38,102
especially not me.
217
00:08:38,227 --> 00:08:39,520
Well, you know what, Laird?
218
00:08:39,645 --> 00:08:41,898
If I were a girl
coming out of a coma,
219
00:08:42,065 --> 00:08:44,734
you'd be the first
guy I'd want to see.
220
00:08:44,901 --> 00:08:46,361
Shut the fuck up.
221
00:08:46,528 --> 00:08:48,965
Listen, I was able to do this.
Want to see you do it. Come on.
222
00:08:48,989 --> 00:08:51,157
- I'll spot.
- Okay.
223
00:08:51,324 --> 00:08:52,604
- All right, help me out.
- Sure.
224
00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:55,495
- Yeah.
- Okay.
225
00:08:56,913 --> 00:08:59,541
- Come on, motherfucker.
- Yeah, bitch.
226
00:08:59,708 --> 00:09:02,002
- Now I'm talking to you.
- Oh, sorry.
227
00:09:02,168 --> 00:09:04,170
Let's g... Oh, no!
228
00:09:04,337 --> 00:09:06,589
Ow!
229
00:09:06,756 --> 00:09:08,425
Ah! Push!
230
00:09:08,550 --> 00:09:09,926
Push it!
231
00:09:22,147 --> 00:09:23,315
Are you sure it's a phone?
232
00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:25,358
Positive. I looked
it up on my phone.
233
00:09:25,525 --> 00:09:27,944
It-it doesn't have a screen.
234
00:09:28,069 --> 00:09:30,196
It's like it's from the future.
235
00:09:30,363 --> 00:09:31,823
Dude. Stop.
236
00:09:31,990 --> 00:09:33,575
Don't touch it.
237
00:09:33,742 --> 00:09:34,951
Bro, chill.
238
00:09:35,118 --> 00:09:36,369
What's the big deal?
239
00:09:36,536 --> 00:09:38,580
I'm waiting for
Daisy to call, okay?
240
00:09:38,747 --> 00:09:41,207
I mean, she obviously wanted
me to find this place,
241
00:09:41,374 --> 00:09:42,708
but I don't know why.
242
00:09:42,876 --> 00:09:45,837
And this thing hasn't rang
once since I've been down here.
243
00:09:46,004 --> 00:09:47,964
You need to relax.
244
00:09:48,089 --> 00:09:49,382
You're living in a wall
245
00:09:49,549 --> 00:09:52,510
with a bunch of
candy and zero rules.
246
00:09:52,677 --> 00:09:54,804
Don't you think that if I
knew how to relax, I would?
247
00:09:54,971 --> 00:09:57,265
Well, you're in luck,
248
00:09:57,390 --> 00:09:59,070
'cause look at what I
borrowed from my dad.
249
00:09:59,184 --> 00:10:00,184
Marijuana?
250
00:10:00,310 --> 00:10:02,979
Uh, yeah, I-I don't know.
251
00:10:03,146 --> 00:10:07,650
Um, my family's kind of anti
w-when it comes to drugs.
252
00:10:07,817 --> 00:10:10,111
Aren't your parents on, like,
six different medications?
253
00:10:10,278 --> 00:10:11,571
How do you know about that?
254
00:10:11,738 --> 00:10:13,323
I was looking for
some reading material
255
00:10:13,490 --> 00:10:15,250
when I took a dump in
your parents' bathroom.
256
00:10:15,283 --> 00:10:17,660
That was you? I took
the heat for that!
257
00:10:17,827 --> 00:10:20,163
Bro, you have a vein
popping out of your neck.
258
00:10:20,288 --> 00:10:22,916
You're gonna have an aneurysm
if you don't lighten up.
259
00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:24,626
I don't know.
260
00:10:24,793 --> 00:10:26,878
Come on, you little fuckstick!
261
00:10:27,045 --> 00:10:28,421
Okay, maybe, like, one hit.
262
00:10:28,588 --> 00:10:29,588
Yeah.
263
00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:35,261
You trying to have
a baby or gout?
264
00:10:35,428 --> 00:10:38,181
Just so you know, food
shaming doesn't affect me.
265
00:10:38,348 --> 00:10:40,433
I got plenty of other
shit to be ashamed about.
266
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:43,019
You just broke the top 20
on the best-seller list.
267
00:10:43,186 --> 00:10:44,604
You're killing it.
268
00:10:44,771 --> 00:10:47,208
Oh, speaking of killing it, did
you hear about the fifth woman
269
00:10:47,232 --> 00:10:48,912
who axed her husband
after reading my book?
270
00:10:49,025 --> 00:10:50,610
The one in Harrisburg or Tampa?
271
00:10:50,735 --> 00:10:53,446
No, I'm talking about
Ithaca. How many are there?
272
00:10:53,613 --> 00:10:55,782
Eh, eight or nine.
273
00:10:55,949 --> 00:10:57,149
One was with a shovel, though,
274
00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,761
so I don't know how
they're counting that.
275
00:10:58,785 --> 00:11:00,662
This is great. Why don't
they just list my book
276
00:11:00,829 --> 00:11:02,705
as a how-to for serial killers?
277
00:11:02,872 --> 00:11:05,458
They're not serial
killers. They're one-offs.
278
00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:06,960
Ten one-offs.
279
00:11:07,085 --> 00:11:08,461
Look, you sell a bunch of books,
280
00:11:08,628 --> 00:11:10,255
women are gonna
hatchet their husbands.
281
00:11:10,380 --> 00:11:12,340
- It's statistics.
- Do you know how many people
282
00:11:12,465 --> 00:11:14,384
killed someone after
reading my first book?
283
00:11:14,551 --> 00:11:15,385
Zero.
284
00:11:15,552 --> 00:11:17,053
A, we don't know that.
285
00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:19,639
And, B, do you know how
many people tried to fly
286
00:11:19,806 --> 00:11:21,534
off the roof on broomsticks
after reading Harry Potter?
287
00:11:21,558 --> 00:11:22,767
- No.
- Exactly,
288
00:11:22,934 --> 00:11:24,894
because J.K. Rowling
has a great PR team.
289
00:11:25,061 --> 00:11:25,895
I wouldn't say "great."
290
00:11:26,062 --> 00:11:28,606
Just enjoy this moment.
291
00:11:28,773 --> 00:11:30,066
It's not gonna last forever,
292
00:11:30,233 --> 00:11:33,319
especially since Claire
Vanderbilt is awake.
293
00:11:33,486 --> 00:11:34,737
She is?
294
00:11:34,904 --> 00:11:36,114
That's fantastic.
295
00:11:36,281 --> 00:11:38,324
Eh... I just... I
wish she'd waited
296
00:11:38,491 --> 00:11:40,285
until the fall to
breathe on her own.
297
00:11:40,452 --> 00:11:42,245
Ironically, that's
really gonna suck the air
298
00:11:42,412 --> 00:11:43,532
out of your book's momentum.
299
00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:45,123
You're a good person,
you know that?
300
00:11:45,248 --> 00:11:47,208
Listen, I am just
trying to think of you.
301
00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:48,835
Speaking of, you
were the first person
302
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,546
- that Claire asked to speak to.
- Me? Why?
303
00:11:51,713 --> 00:11:53,840
I-I've only met her once.
I wonder if it's bad.
304
00:11:54,007 --> 00:11:55,341
Just don't think about the bad.
305
00:11:55,508 --> 00:11:56,986
You took two decades
between each book.
306
00:11:57,010 --> 00:11:58,094
At this rate,
307
00:11:58,261 --> 00:12:00,061
your next book is gonna
come out posthumously.
308
00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:02,515
Just enjoy this.
You deserve it.
309
00:12:04,017 --> 00:12:05,017
Hi.
310
00:12:05,101 --> 00:12:06,769
I'm sure you get
this all the time,
311
00:12:06,936 --> 00:12:09,105
but I just read your new
book, and I am such a fan.
312
00:12:09,272 --> 00:12:12,066
Aw, thank you.
That's really sweet.
313
00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:15,695
Bitch, I fucking love you.
314
00:12:28,917 --> 00:12:30,517
- Bella.
- I think you're right.
315
00:12:30,585 --> 00:12:32,378
I think I may be possessed.
316
00:12:32,545 --> 00:12:34,190
I looked it up, and I
have all the symptoms.
317
00:12:34,214 --> 00:12:36,382
I'm angry, I fuck, I
curse, I'm impulsive,
318
00:12:36,549 --> 00:12:38,343
my general attitude sucks.
319
00:12:38,510 --> 00:12:41,221
Gaynor, please, come here.
320
00:12:41,387 --> 00:12:43,348
This, uh, is not possession.
321
00:12:43,473 --> 00:12:44,974
This is being an American girl.
322
00:12:45,141 --> 00:12:47,161
Well, obviously the Vatican
thought something was wrong,
323
00:12:47,185 --> 00:12:48,728
or they wouldn't
have sent you here.
324
00:12:48,895 --> 00:12:50,539
If the Vatican really
thought there was a demon,
325
00:12:50,563 --> 00:12:52,732
they would send old man, not
a young priest in training
326
00:12:52,899 --> 00:12:54,067
who is a first-time exorcist.
327
00:12:54,234 --> 00:12:56,236
Then why did you stay?
328
00:12:56,402 --> 00:12:57,904
I like it here.
329
00:12:58,071 --> 00:12:59,405
I eat, uh, hamburger,
330
00:12:59,572 --> 00:13:01,324
I watch, uh, the Minion movie.
331
00:13:02,784 --> 00:13:03,952
I meet you.
332
00:13:06,162 --> 00:13:07,330
Oh.
333
00:13:09,666 --> 00:13:10,792
Okay, so you're saying
334
00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:12,517
there's no such thing
as being possessed?
335
00:13:12,544 --> 00:13:13,670
No.
336
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,672
S-sometimes it is real.
337
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,757
But most times it
is mental problem.
338
00:13:17,924 --> 00:13:19,592
We do exorcism, and
people feel better.
339
00:13:22,095 --> 00:13:24,097
I want you to do me.
340
00:13:24,264 --> 00:13:25,682
- What is that, now?
- Exorcise me.
341
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,288
You said it makes
people feel better.
342
00:13:27,433 --> 00:13:29,269
I-I want to feel better.
343
00:13:29,435 --> 00:13:31,312
- I cannot do that.
- Oh, no, sure you can.
344
00:13:31,437 --> 00:13:33,690
Look, uh, say some Bible verses
345
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:36,484
and bless me with holy water.
346
00:13:36,609 --> 00:13:39,112
- This is Purell.
- Fuck. Okay, look...
347
00:13:39,279 --> 00:13:41,698
something is wrong with me.
348
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,491
I'm seeing things
and hearing shit,
349
00:13:43,658 --> 00:13:46,160
and, honestly, I would
much rather be possessed
350
00:13:46,327 --> 00:13:48,538
than go crazy, so...
351
00:13:48,705 --> 00:13:50,873
Please...
352
00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:54,460
I don't want to feel
like this anymore.
353
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,676
Fine.
354
00:14:01,843 --> 00:14:04,429
I will exorcise you.
355
00:14:04,596 --> 00:14:06,180
Sweet.
356
00:14:14,147 --> 00:14:16,149
Excuse me. Do you
know what happened?
357
00:14:16,316 --> 00:14:18,484
I think the mayor's
wife killed him.
358
00:14:18,651 --> 00:14:20,153
Please don't be about my book.
359
00:14:20,278 --> 00:14:22,548
Please don't be about my book.
Please don't be about my book.
360
00:14:22,572 --> 00:14:23,932
Let go of me.
361
00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:25,491
Oh, no.
362
00:14:25,658 --> 00:14:27,761
- What are you looking at, huh?
- Principal Woodcock.
363
00:14:27,785 --> 00:14:28,995
Shit.
364
00:14:29,162 --> 00:14:31,039
Get your cocking
hands off of me!
365
00:14:31,164 --> 00:14:32,332
Get off me!
366
00:14:32,498 --> 00:14:33,750
You!
367
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:35,752
You! You!
368
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:37,253
I did this for you!
369
00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:38,421
Her?
370
00:14:38,588 --> 00:14:39,589
No, you!
371
00:14:39,714 --> 00:14:40,714
No!
372
00:14:42,842 --> 00:14:44,552
Aah! Motherfuckers!
373
00:14:44,677 --> 00:14:45,511
Damn it.
374
00:14:45,678 --> 00:14:47,221
Hey.
375
00:14:48,723 --> 00:14:51,059
That's you!
376
00:14:53,728 --> 00:14:55,772
I'm telling you,
it was so scary.
377
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,107
She looked me right in
the eye, and she said,
378
00:14:58,232 --> 00:15:00,109
"I did this for you."
379
00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:01,736
I wouldn't take
it too personally.
380
00:15:01,861 --> 00:15:05,031
She killed her husband
after reading my book.
381
00:15:05,198 --> 00:15:07,742
She pointed at me with my book.
382
00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:09,952
I don't think reading a
book makes you kill someone.
383
00:15:10,078 --> 00:15:12,205
I almost killed you writing it.
384
00:15:12,372 --> 00:15:14,666
Oh, I was so crazy, I
thought I was possessed.
385
00:15:14,791 --> 00:15:17,460
What if some of my
psychosis got into the book?
386
00:15:17,627 --> 00:15:20,380
I'm pretty sure that's
not how psychosis works.
387
00:15:20,546 --> 00:15:23,800
Really? How do you
think psychosis works?
388
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,802
I wasn't expecting a
follow-up question.
389
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,804
I feel like I'm losing control.
390
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,390
This is how it
started last time.
391
00:15:30,515 --> 00:15:31,933
It's really fucking scary.
392
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:33,976
No. Come on.
393
00:15:34,102 --> 00:15:36,145
These arms... take a look.
394
00:15:36,312 --> 00:15:37,814
They will protect you.
395
00:15:37,939 --> 00:15:40,566
You really don't know
how psychosis works.
396
00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:42,944
- You're not worried?
- No.
397
00:15:43,111 --> 00:15:44,987
I'm not a worrier.
398
00:15:45,154 --> 00:15:46,572
I'm a warrior.
399
00:15:47,865 --> 00:15:50,785
I fear nothing.
400
00:15:50,952 --> 00:15:52,036
Oh!
401
00:15:52,161 --> 00:15:54,622
God, what the hell was that?
402
00:15:54,789 --> 00:15:56,958
The baby's been doing these
really weird things lately.
403
00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:58,876
- Like what?
- Well, like this.
404
00:16:01,587 --> 00:16:04,006
- Holy shit, Pat!
- Ugh, I know.
405
00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:06,384
This baby is so different
than the first two.
406
00:16:06,551 --> 00:16:09,595
Gaynor was so fidgety
when I was pregnant.
407
00:16:09,721 --> 00:16:10,972
And Jake didn't move...
408
00:16:11,139 --> 00:16:12,390
well, until third grade.
409
00:16:12,557 --> 00:16:14,684
Okay, okay, okay, all
right. Relax. We're okay.
410
00:16:14,851 --> 00:16:16,102
Right over here.
411
00:16:16,269 --> 00:16:17,269
- I got this.
- Okay.
412
00:16:17,353 --> 00:16:18,438
Sit down.
413
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:19,790
What, uh... what are you doing?
414
00:16:19,814 --> 00:16:21,190
Here we go.
415
00:16:21,357 --> 00:16:22,984
Shh.
416
00:16:25,528 --> 00:16:28,114
? Twinkle, twinkle ?
417
00:16:28,281 --> 00:16:29,449
? Little s... ?
418
00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:30,742
? Star ?
419
00:16:30,908 --> 00:16:31,743
Whoa.
420
00:16:31,868 --> 00:16:34,787
? How I wonder ?
421
00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:37,874
- ? In my car ?
422
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,294
? Twinkle, twinkle ?
423
00:16:41,461 --> 00:16:44,255
? Little star ?
424
00:16:44,422 --> 00:16:46,591
? How I love ?
425
00:16:46,758 --> 00:16:50,970
? My baby shark ?
426
00:16:54,182 --> 00:16:56,142
- Wow.
- Mm-hmm.
427
00:16:56,309 --> 00:16:58,478
That was so sweet...
428
00:16:58,644 --> 00:16:59,729
and weird.
429
00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:01,105
Mm.
430
00:17:01,272 --> 00:17:02,982
I can do anything.
431
00:17:04,776 --> 00:17:06,444
- Come on.
- Oh.
432
00:17:07,779 --> 00:17:09,405
Yep.
433
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:10,965
- That ain't gonna happen.
- Mm-mm.
434
00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:27,131
How do we know
435
00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:30,551
that we're actually
real and not just...
436
00:17:30,718 --> 00:17:34,138
brains floating in vats
in a government lab?
437
00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:39,018
We don't.
438
00:17:39,185 --> 00:17:40,978
Whoa.
439
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:45,775
Uh, this one ran out.
440
00:17:45,942 --> 00:17:48,528
Bro, I'm out of rolling papers.
441
00:17:48,694 --> 00:17:51,531
Chill, I got an infinite supply.
442
00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:54,534
? It's all right ?
443
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:56,577
? Keep it funky, people ?
444
00:17:56,744 --> 00:17:58,913
? Gotta keep it tight ?
445
00:17:59,038 --> 00:18:00,081
? Listen ?
446
00:18:00,248 --> 00:18:02,917
Excellent teamwork, bro.
447
00:18:05,753 --> 00:18:08,214
? You move your body ?
448
00:18:08,381 --> 00:18:10,758
? Gotta keep the time ?
449
00:18:15,555 --> 00:18:17,682
In nomine Patris et Filii
450
00:18:17,807 --> 00:18:19,141
et Spiritus Sancti.
451
00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:20,476
Amen.
452
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:30,194
Princeps gloriosissime
caelestis militiae,
453
00:18:30,361 --> 00:18:32,238
sancte Michael Archangele,
454
00:18:32,363 --> 00:18:34,282
defende nos in proelio
455
00:18:34,407 --> 00:18:36,742
adversus principes
et potestates,
456
00:18:36,868 --> 00:18:40,079
adversus mundi rectores
tenebrarum harum,
457
00:18:40,246 --> 00:18:43,332
contra spiritalia
nequitiae, in caelestibus.
458
00:18:45,877 --> 00:18:48,087
The power of Christ compels you.
459
00:18:49,964 --> 00:18:51,048
Fuck, yeah, it does.
460
00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:16,198
Oh, fuck.
461
00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:18,784
It's only a dream.
It's only a dream.
462
00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:39,472
Nellie?
463
00:19:39,639 --> 00:19:41,974
Oh, my God.
464
00:19:42,141 --> 00:19:45,227
Your boobs look fantastic.
465
00:19:47,313 --> 00:19:49,982
They put a baby in me
466
00:19:50,149 --> 00:19:53,277
so people would think I'm crazy.
467
00:19:53,444 --> 00:19:56,072
Nobody listens to
a pregnant woman.
468
00:19:56,197 --> 00:19:58,115
Been there.
469
00:19:58,282 --> 00:20:00,868
- Am there.
- It won't work.
470
00:20:01,035 --> 00:20:03,496
I'll show them what
real crazy looks like.
471
00:20:03,621 --> 00:20:06,248
I got to be honest...
um, with boobs like that,
472
00:20:06,374 --> 00:20:07,694
no one's gonna
take you seriously.
473
00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:09,669
Look at my eyes!
474
00:20:09,794 --> 00:20:11,379
Listen to me, Pat.
475
00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:13,673
Do not let them make you
think you're a lunatic.
476
00:20:13,839 --> 00:20:15,174
- You're not.
- Oh, I know.
477
00:20:15,341 --> 00:20:17,661
They told me I was psychotic,
but they zapped it out of me.
478
00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:19,261
They lied to you.
479
00:20:19,387 --> 00:20:21,722
You never were.
480
00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:24,183
Look in your "foil."
481
00:20:24,350 --> 00:20:27,853
- Um, look in my what?
- In your "foil," Pat.
482
00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:29,300
I don't know what you're saying.
483
00:20:29,355 --> 00:20:30,690
- Your "foil"!
- My foy-al?
484
00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:32,416
- I don't know...
- Oh, for fuck's sake!
485
00:20:32,441 --> 00:20:33,859
Look in the drawer!
486
00:20:41,033 --> 00:20:43,452
Hi, uh, I used to go here.
487
00:20:43,619 --> 00:20:45,246
And, um, I was wondering
488
00:20:45,413 --> 00:20:48,124
if I could possibly take
a quick look at my file.
489
00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:52,044
- Pat Phelps?
- Yeah.
490
00:20:52,211 --> 00:20:54,296
I know who you are.
491
00:20:54,463 --> 00:20:56,882
Um, listen, I've got
a note right here
492
00:20:57,049 --> 00:20:59,135
from my psychiatrist.
493
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:01,303
Um...
494
00:21:03,514 --> 00:21:04,724
Okay.
495
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:08,310
Um, this is a McDonald's receipt
496
00:21:08,436 --> 00:21:10,229
for $170.
497
00:21:10,396 --> 00:21:11,814
McRib is in season.
498
00:21:11,981 --> 00:21:15,151
Listen, I read your book.
499
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,737
And I fucking loved it.
500
00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:19,280
Come on in.
501
00:21:19,405 --> 00:21:21,741
- I'll be really quick.
- Okay.
502
00:21:37,256 --> 00:21:38,591
Holy fuck.
503
00:21:38,716 --> 00:21:41,052
How many ways can you
spell "schizophrenia"?
504
00:21:48,517 --> 00:21:51,604
What? "See session tapes"?
505
00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:57,193
Um, excuse me,
506
00:21:57,318 --> 00:21:59,236
can I, uh, see my session tapes?
507
00:21:59,403 --> 00:22:01,614
First you'll need
to sign something.
508
00:22:01,781 --> 00:22:03,949
Oh, I was really, um, hoping...
509
00:22:04,116 --> 00:22:05,876
...to keep this
on the down-low.
510
00:22:08,746 --> 00:22:11,582
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah. Here.
511
00:22:11,749 --> 00:22:14,460
Um, just write, "To Jenny,
512
00:22:14,627 --> 00:22:16,337
I fucking love you."
513
00:22:16,504 --> 00:22:17,922
Or whatever. You're the writer.
514
00:22:18,089 --> 00:22:19,173
Okay.
515
00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:21,383
But write that.
516
00:22:21,550 --> 00:22:22,635
Okay.
517
00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:27,056
- This way.
- Okay.
518
00:22:27,223 --> 00:22:28,933
Come on, pick it up, Laird.
519
00:22:29,058 --> 00:22:31,560
Why are you going so fast?
520
00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:33,979
You act like you're
running away from my life.
521
00:22:34,146 --> 00:22:36,565
No, no, no, no. We're
running to your new life.
522
00:22:36,732 --> 00:22:38,734
All right? Claire said she
was gonna meet you here.
523
00:22:38,901 --> 00:22:40,111
No. No, no, no.
524
00:22:40,277 --> 00:22:42,113
She said she'd try
to meet us here,
525
00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:43,656
and I might've
heard differently.
526
00:22:43,823 --> 00:22:45,574
Um, she just got
her tubes out, so...
527
00:22:45,741 --> 00:22:47,636
All right, well, try and have
a little optimism, all right?
528
00:22:47,660 --> 00:22:49,995
- Okay.
- Hey! Asshole!
529
00:22:50,162 --> 00:22:52,998
There's a trash can right here!
530
00:22:53,165 --> 00:22:54,726
- I-I know.
- People are so disrespectful
531
00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:55,751
to this town.
532
00:22:55,918 --> 00:22:57,878
I'm trying to raise
a family here.
533
00:22:58,045 --> 00:23:00,840
You know what? I'm gonna
c-change this place.
534
00:23:00,965 --> 00:23:02,341
I'm sorry, Terry,
535
00:23:02,508 --> 00:23:05,094
your... your passion
really inspires me.
536
00:23:06,679 --> 00:23:08,264
Oh, shit! It's
Claire. Let's go.
537
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:09,825
- Claire. Let's go. Let's go.
- No, no, no, no.
538
00:23:09,849 --> 00:23:10,992
- Let's go.
- Wait, wait, wait.
539
00:23:11,016 --> 00:23:12,059
She's here to see you.
540
00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:13,626
I know, but she's awake now.
541
00:23:13,769 --> 00:23:14,854
It's a different ball game.
542
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:16,939
- All right. I'll help you out.
- Okay.
543
00:23:17,106 --> 00:23:19,233
Claire!
544
00:23:19,358 --> 00:23:21,527
What the fuck, Terry?
545
00:23:21,694 --> 00:23:23,154
Laird!
546
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,697
- Hi.
- Oh, my God.
547
00:23:24,864 --> 00:23:26,574
I-I was afraid you
weren't gonna show.
548
00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:28,242
No, it's me, Laird.
549
00:23:28,409 --> 00:23:29,827
I showed.
550
00:23:29,994 --> 00:23:31,287
I love her so much.
551
00:23:31,412 --> 00:23:32,788
All right, well,
try and be cool.
552
00:23:32,955 --> 00:23:35,791
Okay. I love you so much!
553
00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:38,836
Sorry, I can't hear you,
but you look cute saying it!
554
00:23:39,003 --> 00:23:41,380
What? Oh, hold on.
555
00:23:41,547 --> 00:23:42,882
No, Laird!
556
00:23:46,594 --> 00:23:47,428
Oh, my God.
557
00:23:47,595 --> 00:23:49,805
Ah, ha, ha!
558
00:23:49,972 --> 00:23:51,891
You saved my life.
559
00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:53,475
Normally I'd be angry,
560
00:23:53,642 --> 00:23:56,061
but now I have
someone to live for.
561
00:23:57,438 --> 00:23:59,315
Oh, my God.
562
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,400
These streets
aren't safe anymore.
563
00:24:01,567 --> 00:24:03,235
You should probably
tell the mayor,
564
00:24:03,402 --> 00:24:05,237
except he got all chopped up.
565
00:24:05,404 --> 00:24:06,739
Yeah.
566
00:24:06,906 --> 00:24:09,325
She looks so lovely
standing upright.
567
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:18,876
Claire!
568
00:24:20,878 --> 00:24:23,714
Aah! Aah!
569
00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:25,174
Claire!
570
00:24:27,176 --> 00:24:29,094
I'm gonna clean this place up.
571
00:24:29,220 --> 00:24:31,347
Claire.
572
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:33,098
It's like bits.
573
00:24:33,224 --> 00:24:34,600
Oh.
574
00:24:43,275 --> 00:24:45,110
Patricia McClary Phelps...
575
00:24:45,277 --> 00:24:46,445
session nine.
576
00:24:48,906 --> 00:24:52,701
Let's talk about what happened.
577
00:24:52,868 --> 00:24:55,496
Can I see Terry?
578
00:24:55,663 --> 00:24:57,122
Not until we find out
579
00:24:57,289 --> 00:24:59,708
what's wrong with you.
580
00:24:59,875 --> 00:25:02,086
I love my family...
581
00:25:02,253 --> 00:25:03,796
mostly.
582
00:25:03,921 --> 00:25:06,048
You don't want to hurt them.
583
00:25:06,173 --> 00:25:07,258
Do you?
584
00:25:07,424 --> 00:25:08,424
No.
585
00:25:08,467 --> 00:25:10,219
Well, yes.
586
00:25:10,386 --> 00:25:11,887
I'm sorry.
587
00:25:12,054 --> 00:25:14,682
That's why you're here...
588
00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:18,811
to make these feelings stop.
589
00:25:18,978 --> 00:25:21,730
But they can't stop.
590
00:25:21,897 --> 00:25:24,984
Why not, Pat?
591
00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:27,069
Why not?
592
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,948
Pat?
593
00:25:32,324 --> 00:25:33,951
Why not, Pat?
594
00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:41,000
Why not?
595
00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:42,918
Pat's not here!
596
00:25:43,085 --> 00:25:47,756
Oh, God. Oh, God.
597
00:25:47,923 --> 00:25:50,092
I was possessed.
598
00:25:50,142 --> 00:25:54,692
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
40627
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
