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[Matthew yelling]
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Whoa!
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[dramatic swell]
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[clock ticking]
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[dramatic music playing]
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[distorted] What? Time travel?
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[whooshing]
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[gasps] Huh?
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What?
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Excuse me?
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[whooshing continues]
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[grunts, yells]
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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- [grunts]
- [whooshes]
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[distorted] What even is any of this?
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- [whooshing]
- [grunting]
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[Scott grunts]
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Who are you?
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- [glass shatters]
- [yelling]
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[loud rumble]
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[Scott gasping]
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[panting]
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[mysterious music playing]
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Where are we?
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[narrator] Toronto, Canada.
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When are we?
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[narrator] The future.
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{an8}- [dramatic music building]
- And you're...
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- [music halts]
- Scott Pilgrim.
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[dramatic music plays]
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["Bloom" by Necry Talkie playing]
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[song ends]
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[faint whirring]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[electronic whirring]
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- [whirring]
- Whoa!
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Oh, wai... Wow.
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Wow!
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So we actually make it past 25!
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[chuckles] Yeah, man.
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We might even
make it to 40 if we're lucky.
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[chuckling] This is wild!
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So what's up with us?
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Are... are we rich and famous?
Do we win a lot of cool fights?
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We do okay.
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[chuckling] The fact that
we can grow a beard alone.
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Very impressive.
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- Finally, somebody appreciates it.
- [vehicle approaching]
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[Old Scott shudders]
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[Scott shudders]
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[whirring]
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[whooshing]
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[gentle music playing]
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[whirs]
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Whoa!
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We live here?
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No way!
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Yes way. Here, let me show you our house.
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[fountain flowing]
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Whoa!
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Uh, hey!
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This place is so cool!
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It's just... Was there a reason
you brought me here?
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Because I was kind of
in the middle of fighting some dude.
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He said he was part of
some kind of hockey league.
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Ha! The League of Evil Exes.
That takes me back so many adventures ago.
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That's right, evil exes.
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- Whatever happened with that?
- Well, let me break it down for you.
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Fighting those exes was
the biggest mistake of our entire life.
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- Because we lost?
- No.
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Because we won.
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Come on, I'll show you.
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[Scott] Whoa! VR?!
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- You have virtual reality in the future?
- Yeah, we have it all.
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The future's more futuristic
than they originally predicted.
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- You're gonna love it here!
- I am? For how long?
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Huh?
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[grunting]
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[chimes]
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[mechanical cranking]
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[whirring, creaking]
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- [Old Scott] Welcome to the VR chamber.
- [upbeat music playing]
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- [chimes]
- Wow!
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"Wow!" [laughs]
When did Knives Chau get here? Come on.
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[clanks, whirs]
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[laughs]
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Whoa.
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[Old Scott] Give this one a spin.
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Huh.
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[chimes, whirs]
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[game music playing]
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[chimes]
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[Scott] Me and Ramona?
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How did you do this?
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[Old Scott] Oh, it's so easy.
I paid some nerd on the Internet.
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- [chimes]
- [Scott] That's that one guy. I know him.
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[punk game music plays]
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This is the league, eh?
They don't look so tough.
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That guy just skateboarded to his death.
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[Old Scott] Ah, they're chumps.
Seven deadly chumps.
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- [fast-paced game music plays]
- [Scott] Wait, is that our ex?
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What's she doing here?
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Do we have to confront
our past or something?
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Because that sounds terrible.
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[Old Scott] I'm telling you,
the whole thing was terrible.
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And... and for what?
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- [dramatic sting]
- [Scott] You punched a girl in the boob?
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[Old Scott splutters]
Circumstances beyond my control.
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[chimes]
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[Scott] So Ramona dated a robot.
That's progressive.
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[Old Scott] No, no, she dated the Twins.
They're humans.
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- [chimes]
- [Scott] What is this?
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[Old Scott] Another red flag, pal.
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[Scott] I don't see any flag,
and it's all red.
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[Old Scott] No,
it's a... a figure of speech. God!
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[wedding game music plays]
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[Scott] Aw, we get married?
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This is really sweet, actually.
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- [Universal Studios theme game music]
- And a honeymoon in Florida! I love it!
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[Old Scott] Yeah. I met Optimus Prime!
Optimus [bleep] Prime. [laughs]
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[romantic game music plays]
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[Scott] This is a really nice project.
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[Old Scott] Oh, is that...
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{an8}That's not part of it anymore.
I-Ignore that one.
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{an8}I told them to take that out. Next screen.
The next one is what's important.
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{an8}[aggressive game music playing]
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Now this one looks like
it's in a completely different style.
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Now what are you talking about?
It's the exact same, if not better.
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No. It's definitely worse.
Whoever did this is bad at art.
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[game music plays]
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So we're divorced?
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Well, technically we're separated.
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Aw, man! When?
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Mmm, after the honeymoon.
A few... Twelve, 13 odd years later. Yeah.
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Years! What?
We must have had some good times.
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Oh, sure.
But those aren't in the simulation.
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- Back to the tour.
- [chimes]
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Oh, I haven't even mentioned the band.
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[light flickers]
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[whirs]
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Sex Bob-Omb is still going? Cool!
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Sex Bob-Omb? Ugh! No, ancient history.
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I'm talking about my new band,
Pop'n TwinBee.
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The members are me and the Twins.
Thus, the... the name.
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You didn't catch that?
I told you about the Twins, though, right?
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The twins who dated Ramona?
Yeah, like a minute ago.
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- You said we defeated them.
- Oh yeah. Duh.
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Uh, we kicked their ass.
But after they respawned at home,
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I guess they learned
their lesson or whatever.
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You know, sometimes,
bad guys turn into great guys.
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You'll learn that on a later adventure.
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Oh, check out our new video.
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♪ Big city... ♪
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[singing in Japanese]
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[in English] ♪ Heart to heart... ♪
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[continues singing in Japanese]
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[in English] ♪ Big city... ♪
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[continues singing in Japanese]
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[in English] ♪ I want your love... ♪
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[continues singing in Japanese]
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- [in English] ♪ Loving you... ♪
- ♪ Loving you... ♪
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[continues singing in Japanese]
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[Old Scott] It's a bop, right?
Over a hundred views!
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Hundred and five, actually.
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{an8}[chiming]
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{an8}[Scott] Hey, why is all of Old Wallace's
old stuff in our garage?
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[Old Scott] "Our" garage?
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[sucks teeth] Aw. When I said "our house,"
you thought I meant me and you. Oh!
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Knock, knock. You boys want some iced tea?
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{an8}[chimes]
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{an8}Two Scotts. Yikes.
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- Nobody mention Sonic the Hedgehog.
- [whoosh]
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- It's not what it looks like.
- Sonic the Hedgehog?!
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[ice rattling]
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How can Old Wallace
afford such a big house? No offense.
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None taken. I can't afford it.
It's kind of a sugar daddy situation.
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Sugar what?
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[electronic squawk]
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- My husband is...
- Don't.
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Well, it's not a secret.
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[Old Scott] He's not ready.
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I haven't prepared him.
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[Old Wallace] He's gonna find out
one way or another.
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[sighs] All right, all right.
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I... I didn't want to do this so soon,
but he's right.
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Somebody needs to tell you.
Wallace's husband...
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works at Nintendo.
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[dramatic sting]
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- Where they make the video games?
- [Old Scott] Yes.
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Does he get every game for free?
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- Yes.
- He doesn't. That's not true.
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It's true. They get every game for free.
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[upbeat music playing]
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- [gasps] I knew it!
- [chimes]
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- [Old Wallace] Mm-hmm.
- Well, Wallace, I'm really happy for you.
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Oh please! You're seething with jealousy.
Get your own husband.
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[drink splashes]
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{an8}- [chiming]
- [exhales]
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{an8}[narrator] Scott Pilgrim is refreshed.
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So why do we live here, Old Me?
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I thought when we grew up, we, 'd you know,
no offense, stop living with Wallace?
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None taken. This is temporary.
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We're... we're just crashing here
while we figure stuff out.
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Stuff with Ramona?
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[splutters] Not everything
is about Ramona, okay?
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But, yeah, obviously, stuff with Ramona.
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And where's Old Wallace's husband?
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- [Old Wallace] He's at work.
- Oh, is that where he is?
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Yeah. I guess he's been there
for a few weeks then?
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What are you insinuating?
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I mean, I'd stay there too.
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Young Scott, shut up. You're not helping.
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I'm regular Scott.
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He's Old Scott.
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Fine. Regular Scott, shut up.
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Old Scott, why is there
a younger you in my kitchen?
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- Huh!
- [splashes]
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What... what do you mean?
This was your idea!
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I'm sorry?
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Yeah. When me and Ramona
were having problems,
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you said,
"Too bad I don't have a time machine
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so I can go back and stop myself
from dating her in the first place."
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Buddy, I was obviously joking.
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Well... [exhales sharply]
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...now you tell me.
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[Old Wallace] For real?
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How the hell did you get
a time machine in the first place?
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That technology
hasn't even been invented yet.
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[upbeat music plays]
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- Hey, you guys are smart, right?
- Huh?
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Do you think time travel is possible?
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- Hmm...
- Mmm...
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[pensive music playing]
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[Old Ken] He's retired, but...
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if Robot-01 was disconnected
from the space-time continuum,
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he would experience the entire duration
of his existence simultaneously.
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- [whooshes]
- [whirring]
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[zaps]
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{an8}- Which would mean...
- [Old Kyle] In theory, at least.
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{an8}[Old Ken]...sure, yeah, time travel.
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{an8}[Old Kyle] Kids' stuff. Easy.
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{an8}[upbeat music plays]
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Was that seriously the end of the story?
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Wait a second.
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You brought me to the future
so I wouldn't fight the exes?
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So I wouldn't date Ramona?
249
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,597
What? No!
250
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:30,893
I just wanted someone to play two player
side-scrolling beat-'em-ups with, dawg.
251
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,416
- I don't think that's it.
- Yeah, okay. All right, all right.
252
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,273
Yeah, I took you away
from Ramona on purpose.
253
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:40,528
See, I used to have a heart.
It was right here.
254
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:46,575
Now it's gone because she tore it out
and she rollerbladed all over it.
255
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:50,788
Now it's all smooshed and broken
and covered in rollerblade tracks.
256
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:54,416
- [whoosh]
- Hey, I'm sure you two can work it out.
257
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:59,338
Or you can tell me what you did wrong,
and I can go back and do a better job.
258
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,967
Uh, you immediately assume I messed up!
259
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,593
But I'm a good husband.
260
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,972
I do the dishes,
I walk the cats, I make the spaghettis.
261
00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:11,308
And I won't take you back to the past
until I know for a fact
262
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,602
that you won't date Ramona Flowers.
263
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:14,770
Ugh!
264
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,147
Because she is the one who's bad news!
265
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:18,315
Not us!
266
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,444
[door opens, slams shut]
267
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:27,074
Is Old Me okay?
268
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:29,743
Remember how you were
after Envy Adams dumped you?
269
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,413
It's like that times ten.
270
00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:33,914
Oh no.
271
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:36,500
[birds squawking]
272
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,711
Life's a funny thing.
273
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,462
I'm sure not where I expected to be
274
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,048
when I woke up
this morning in Ramona's bed.
275
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,812
- But it's not all bad, I guess.
- [chimes]
276
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:48,304
Hey, I'm Scott, by the way.
Didn't I see you at The Rockit?
277
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,307
- Back at our show in the past.
- [electronic beep]
278
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,559
I know that was a while ago for you,
279
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:56,687
but did you happen
to get any of that on video?
280
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:58,856
[electronic beep, whir]
281
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,735
You record video of everything?
282
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,738
Like "everything" everything?
283
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,114
[chimes]
284
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,116
Huh.
285
00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:10,576
[whirring]
286
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:14,955
[chimes, whirs]
287
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,458
[electronic warble]
288
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,210
Let's start with the moment I left.
289
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:23,213
[game music playing]
290
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,216
[whirring]
291
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,219
[whirring continues]
292
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:32,222
[indistinct whispers]
293
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,725
- Video games rule!
- [beeping]
294
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:38,479
[gentle music playing]
295
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:48,739
- [rollerblading]
- [loud clank]
296
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,366
[chimes]
297
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:55,537
- [whoosh]
- [clanking]
298
00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:58,748
[chimes]
299
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:01,585
[beeps]
300
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:04,129
- [whirring]
- [loud bang]
301
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:07,132
[whirring continues]
302
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:15,140
- [rollerblades rattle]
- [bag thuds]
303
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,810
{an8}[chimes]
304
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,148
- [door whirs]
- Hmm?
305
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,025
[dramatic music playing]
306
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,365
[grunts]
307
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:34,326
- [Old Wallace] What the... [grunting]
- [loud bang]
308
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,245
Stop! We come in peace!
309
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,791
[Old Wallace and Scott groaning]
310
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:47,214
[sighs] Sorry about this.
He kept asking to see you. Very annoying.
311
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,341
Anyway, he's your problem now.
312
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,219
Hold it. You're not going anywhere.
313
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:56,557
I heard about Old You's
idiotic time travel plan.
314
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:57,891
Sort of thought it was a joke.
315
00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,936
Convince himself
to stop being obsessed with me?
316
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,521
Has he met himself?
317
00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:04,898
That's why I came up with a backup plan.
318
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:08,527
{an8}A few years ago,
one of your dumb friends wrote a memoir.
319
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,696
[Scott] "Scott and Ramona and Me."
320
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:13,991
"My Precious Big Life
as Scott Pilgrim's Best Pal."
321
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,909
"By Old Young Neil."
322
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:17,661
{an8}Huh.
323
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:21,415
{an8}I read it. Decent love story.
Could have used more Wallace.
324
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:27,046
"Scott and Ramona loved each other
very, very, very, very, very much."
325
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,549
[Ramona] If Old Scott
was gonna erase everything,
326
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:32,926
I wanted there to be some way
for you to discover our story.
327
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:37,097
So I sent it back in time.
328
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,058
You have a time machine too?
329
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,935
They're made out of parts
from an old DeLorean.
330
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:45,481
When I hit 88 miles per hour,
I travel through time.
331
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,192
I don't know what that is in kilometers.
332
00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:52,071
Okay. I get the plan in theory,
except Scott doesn't read books.
333
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,865
Yeah, but I thought of that.
334
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,577
So I moved some scenes around,
combined a few characters,
335
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:02,122
and before I knew it,
I had a tight little screenplay.
336
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:05,417
[pensive music playing]
337
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:12,007
So you thought Old Me would convince
this me that Young You was bad news
338
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,593
and he'd send me back home
and we'd break up.
339
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:16,762
And then one day,
I'd be at my local cineplex
340
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:18,806
and see a preview
for a movie about myself...
341
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:19,765
Okay.
342
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:22,643
The plan may have been misguided. I just...
343
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,270
[sighs] I had to try.
344
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:29,483
I mean, he's the love of my life.
345
00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:31,902
Then it wasn't misguided.
346
00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:34,488
[Ramona] Scott, the plan was a disaster.
347
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:37,741
The movie fell apart, careers ended.
348
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,619
- That's not the story I saw.
- Huh?
349
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,871
[gentle music playing]
350
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,126
[inaudible]
351
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:55,384
[Scott] I saw a story about you.
Or another you.
352
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,136
The Ramona I left.
353
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,179
She was looking for me.
354
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,640
Looking for answers, never giving up.
355
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,142
Like that famous detective.
356
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,395
- [Ramona] Columbo?
- I was gonna say Detective Pikachu.
357
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,147
But Columbo, exactly.
358
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,774
Your Ramona sounds pretty cool.
359
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,276
So cool.
360
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:15,988
Well, then we better make sure
she gets what she wants.
361
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,953
Goodbye, Old Wallace. Love the new hair.
362
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:24,371
Call your husband.
363
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:27,958
I agree, looks hot.
And you should call your husband.
364
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,043
Don't tell me what to do.
365
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,212
But thank you. I do look hot.
366
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,298
[upbeat music playing]
367
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:35,632
[zipping]
368
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:39,970
{an8}[whooshes]
369
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:42,639
{an8}[whirring]
370
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:46,310
- [loud zap, whoosh]
- [glass shatters]
371
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,478
[whooshes, chimes]
372
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:51,565
Hey, baby, miss me? How's work?
373
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:57,863
So that's why you're steaming.
374
00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,865
Wait, is Future Me here?
375
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:03,410
Uh, I was just gonna drop him off,
376
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:06,330
but figured I'd stick around
long enough to say hi.
377
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,540
Well, hi.
378
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,624
Uh...
379
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:14,588
- [Kim] I gotta get a picture of this.
- [camera shutter clicking]
380
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,425
- [loud zap]
- [rumbles]
381
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:20,928
Hey,
382
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,554
this is yours, right?
383
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,223
Oh, thanks, Knives.
384
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:31,021
Um, while we're talking,
FYI, I met someone.
385
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,314
So I've gathered.
386
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:34,608
I'm really sorry.
387
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:38,862
I probably should've told you sooner.
It all just happened so fast.
388
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:41,657
And maybe this isn't the best time
to have this realization,
389
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:45,452
but I probably shouldn't have been
dating you in the first place.
390
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:47,955
Apparently, a 23-year-old
dating a high schooler
391
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:50,249
is frowned upon by society.
392
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,584
[Knives sighs]
393
00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:55,629
Scott, I'm glad you're alive...
394
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,924
but I'm also glad you died.
395
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:02,427
It gave me a lot of space
to reflect and grow.
396
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,721
So thanks!
397
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,265
Anytime.
398
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,605
Huh? [grunts]
399
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:16,608
- [Scott grunts]
- You're back! You're actually back.
400
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:19,361
Yeah. It's... Yeah.
401
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:21,321
[gentle music playing]
402
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,657
[both moan, exhale]
403
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:28,370
- [zapping]
- [both gasp]
404
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,122
- [loud zap]
- [both grunting]
405
00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:32,433
- [both grunt]
- [loud crash]
406
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:34,668
- [grunts] What the...
- Huh?
407
00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:36,378
[both yell, grunt]
408
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,380
[zapping continues]
409
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:41,133
[laughing]
410
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:44,177
- Wow! That really sucks.
- [Knives continues laughing]
411
00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,763
I'm sorry. I'm sorry for laughing.
412
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:50,392
It must mean there's unfinished business.
413
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,144
- Emotional business.
- [whoosh]
414
00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:55,397
♪ Can I get a witness? ♪
415
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,356
Stop.
416
00:21:56,440 --> 00:22:00,777
I hate to say it, but what if
I still have to fight your exes?
417
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:02,988
I don't know, pal. A lot has happened.
418
00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:05,532
How much did you see
on that futuristic VR thingy?
419
00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:08,994
- I'm pretty much caught up.
- Then you know the game has changed.
420
00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:10,620
But the players are the same.
421
00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:14,374
So we track my exes down.
One by one, again.
422
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,209
- [squeak]
- [gasps] Wait!
423
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:20,422
What if there was somewhere you could find
all the exes gathered together
424
00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:24,134
at the same time
to celebrate musical theater!
425
00:22:24,217 --> 00:22:25,886
[dramatic swell]
426
00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:28,388
[upbeat music playing]
427
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,140
[indistinct chatter]
428
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:38,023
[camera shutters clicking]
429
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,026
[helicopter hovering]
430
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:48,367
[electronic music playing]
431
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:49,450
[paparazzi grunts]
432
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:53,080
- [camera shutters clicking]
- [paparazzi grunting]
433
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:55,374
- [crowd cheering]
- [swords slash]
434
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:57,209
Hey, you. Hi
435
00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:59,836
- [paparazzi grunting]
- [whirring]
436
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,838
- [chimes]
- [camera shutters clicking]
437
00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:02,756
[both] Mmm.
438
00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:04,466
[crowd continues cheering]
439
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,056
Hmm.
440
00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:17,813
Huh?
441
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:20,107
- [paparazzi grunting]
- [grunts]
442
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:21,983
[grunting]
443
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,027
- [dramatic sting]
- [loud slash]
444
00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:26,446
[paparazzi] Ooh!
445
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,280
[tires screech]
446
00:23:29,616 --> 00:23:31,284
[chomps, grunts]
447
00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:33,912
[grunting]
448
00:23:33,995 --> 00:23:35,539
[indistinct chatter]
449
00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:36,623
Whoa!
450
00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:39,668
Todd Ingram, the former vegan?
451
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:42,254
Never heard of him. I'm a solo act now.
452
00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:44,657
Of course, we're here to celebrate
my dead roommate's life,
453
00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:47,426
but why not cast me? I'm a triple threat.
454
00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:50,303
♪ Why'd you have to go
And make things so complicated? ♪
455
00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:52,180
Yeah, Scott was my brother.
456
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,265
He's alive?
457
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:56,309
Well, then I guess
I should say Scott is my brother.
458
00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,228
[electronic music continues]
459
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:05,402
[Ramona] Everyone have their tickets?
460
00:24:09,739 --> 00:24:12,159
Then it's time for the big finale.
461
00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:15,537
[upbeat music plays, halts]
462
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:19,207
{an8}["Konya Wa Hurricane"
by Kinuko Omori playing]
463
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:46,461
{an8}[music fades]
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