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♪
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- This is Dickie.
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He's not just my manager,
he's also my brother.
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- Hands up!
- I didn't do anything.
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- I think the police have the wrong guy.
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If Gregg had Ben's handkerchief,
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then whose handkerchief was
Ben holding when he died?
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Only two other men have seen this before.
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- Did you record with him for our podcast?
- No!
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CHARLES:
We just have to be careful
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who we get involved with.
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OLIVER:
That phrase you used. "Fucking pig."
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- [scoffs] I did call him that.
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- Loretta hated Ben.
She was violent towards Ben.
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Does that make her a murderer
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or just... quirky?
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- Oliver, what the fuck are you doing!?
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- You keep trying to
throw suspicion onto my cast.
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In a few weeks, I finally get
what I've been working for my whole life!
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- Your show is a death trap!
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- Well, maybe I should have hired someone
who could actually sing!
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- I quit!
- And I'm gonna figure out who did it,
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whether the two of you give a shit or not!
I'm done!
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♪ gentle music playing ♪
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[ambient street noise]
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[car honks]
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[quiet street chatter]
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UMA:
Believe it or not, I love people.
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Some people.
- Oh, wait.
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I have something to show you.
UMA: What?
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Oh, you didn't.
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- I did!
- Don't tell-- Oy...
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Every schmuck is getting one.
[laughing]
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I don't even know what they are.
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I just don't always trust them.
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-Ooh!
-Thank you.
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WAITER: Enjoy.
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♪
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[both laugh]
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They have a bad habit of leaving.
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[elevator dings]
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LESTER:
Hey, Uma, new haircut?
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- Keep it in your pants, perv.
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Things, though.
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Things I trust.
[cat meows]
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[Howard yodeling]
Things are made to last.
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From place to place.
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From generation to generation.
[meowing continues]
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♪
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[lights click]
It's why I take stuff and keep it,
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so the people can stay with me.
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If that makes me a klepto, so be it.
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Because when the people we love are gone
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and memories fade,
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what the hell else keeps them alive?
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[elevator dings]
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[yelling]
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[crash]
[all scream]
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You gotta be fuckin' kidding me.
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[Oliver growls]
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♪ lively theme song playing ♪
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♪ vocalizing ♪
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[bell dings]
CHEF: Order up!
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[door opens, bell jingles]
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[soft diner chatter]
[door shuts]
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[clears throat]
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Sit by the aisle.
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Makes the table seem smaller.
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Thank you.
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Don't even think about it.
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- I wasn't. I'm reading. By myself.
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Catching up on my reading.
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- Bunny and I always used to split it.
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We came here every week,
until you idiots killed her.
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- We didn't kill Bunny.
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- Pretty jumpy for someone
who didn't kill my best friend.
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So where are your friends?
Murder them, too?
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So, what happened with you guys, anyway?
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- I quit the musical.
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- Ha! You got shit-canned!
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- It was ruining my life.
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My engagement, my sanity,
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my relationship with President McKinley.
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President McKinley is a fish.
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- The suspense was killing me.
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- You know, a real friend would've cared,
but Oliver only cares about his show.
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- I'm sorry to hear that.
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It's tough to lose friends at our age.
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- Oh, I'm sure it is at your age.
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But at mine?
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Besides, I didn't lose them.
They'll be back.
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- Well, good thing you've got
plenty of time to wait.
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At your age.
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I always used to say
there were three types of people.
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Alive, dead, and dead to me.
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Bunny was dead to me a lot.
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Not once did she apologize when we fought.
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- So, what, you apologized?
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- Me? Fuck no! What did I do?
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Time passes,
you forget what you're fighting about.
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[sighs] Thank God she wasn't dead to me
when she actually died.
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- Oliver and Mabel aren't gonna die.
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In fact, any second now,
they're gonna reach out and apologize.
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[ Angel In Flip-Flops ringtone plays]
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Ha, ha!
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[ringtone stops]
Hey!
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Yes, this is he.
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I thought I was already
a friend of the Philharmonic.
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[Uma snickers]
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I'm sorry, this is-- this is a bad time.
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They'll call.
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- Thanks for breakfast.
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- Hey! Is that...
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- Oh. Well, he wasn't gonna use it.
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- He? Is that the hanky Ben was holding
the night that he...
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♪
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Geez, how much did you order?
- I got lunch and dinner.
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[door opens, bell jingles]
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[door shuts]
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- Thanks again for helping.
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[sighs]
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- Yeah, well...
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I've been too obsessed with...
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How do you sign "murder"?
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- I don't need them.
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I'm the only one that
cares about this case.
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I just...
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I just need to talk to someone
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who can help me get
closer to what happened.
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♪
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- Do you know Dickie?
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[Theo sighs]
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[giggles]
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♪ jaunty piano tune playing ♪
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- [singing slowly] ♪ Which of the... ♪
[piano slows tempo]
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♪ Pickwick ♪
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♪ Tri... ♪
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♪ Plets ♪
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- Okay.
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It's a patter song.
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So if you can bring
a little more patter-pep-up.
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- This is as... pattery as I get.
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[sighs]
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- Okay, thank you! Thanks. [chuckles]
We'll let you know.
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- Everyone stinks!
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Where are the decent actors?
Why are they being kept from me?
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- I feel like we're working off old lists!
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Like ancient crusty lists!
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[grunting, crying]
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- Cliff, darling, please!
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You know how upsetting it is
for me when you stress dance!
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- It's these ping-ponging
pressures of producing!
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How do you do it? If it's not one thing,
it's a goddamn other,
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and sometimes I feel like
I don't have a single good--
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Oh, wait. I have an idea.
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- Hurrah.
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But run it by Mommy first
in case it's a stinker.
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- I'm gonna go make a call.
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[Oliver sighs]
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- Oliver, we had someone...
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decent playing the constable,
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and I know you two had a spat, but--
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- I am not calling Charles, Donna!
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He quit.
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And I have far too much integrity
to beg him to come back.
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- Counterpoint, you have no integrity,
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and this is the perfect time
to make use of that.
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- Well, that's a fair counterpoint.
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- We're almost to reopening.
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It's time to pull out all the stops!
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Cliff and I have been out there,
trying to rev people up
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about this mad genius
musical redo of yours,
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but they do ask who's in it.
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And Charles was our only name.
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- That's being generous.
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Look, look.
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Charles was wrong for the part.
End of story.
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I mean, did he have a certain Ebenezer's
younger cousin affability? Sure.
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Was he good for the odd laugh?
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Maybe. We had fun.
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But this isn't about fun.
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Charles was not committed to our show
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and I will take passion
over talent any day.
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So, come on, who's next?
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Who's this guy?
[piano restarts]
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- ♪ Who? Who? Who? Well ♪
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♪ I... pick... ♪
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[off-key]
♪ You! ♪
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♪ piano stops ♪
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[panting]
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Uh, sorry, is he okay?
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- That's what he does when he loves it.
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Thank you for coming in.
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[text notification chimes]
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[gasps]
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- My guy came through.
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I knew it!
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My guy is on his way!
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- [grunts] Who is your guy?
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The ringer from your middle school play?
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Some less famous offspring of Marc Platt?
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♪
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[snorts]
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Sweet mother of Sondheim!
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[elevator dings]
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[clears throat]
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♪ men vocalizing quietly ♪
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- ♪ Which triplet-- ♪
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- Oh, good luck, man.
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That Putnam guy's a monster.
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- Oliver? He's no...
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He's already recasting?
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♪ muffled jaunty piano ♪
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♪ volume increases ♪
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- ♪ Which of the Pickwick triplets
did it? ♪
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♪ Which of the spawn
had the brawn to kill? ♪
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♪ Will a baby get tried for matricide? ♪
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♪ Coochie-coochie-coo, time for you
and you and you to admit it ♪
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♪ So, quick as a whip, gotta pick ♪
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♪ Which Pickwick triplet did it ♪
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- Ah! Matthew Broderick!
[Cliff laughing]
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I've had sex dreams about this moment!
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How did you already nail that song?
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- What can I say? I'm a vessel.
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- Yes! Say more! Or less. Or just...
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keep standing there
so I can soak this in!
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Matthew Broderick, Broadway legend!
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I-I can't believe
you're gonna be in my show.
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Cliff, how did you pull this off?
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- Oh, MB and I met years ago
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while sheltering during Superstorm Sandy.
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OLIVER: Ah.
MATTHEW: Scary time.
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Two weeks at the Ritz Carlton,
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almost no room service.
- Ugh.
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- But we survived
and now we're friends for life.
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When Cliff called,
I just dropped everything.
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- Nice work, sweetie.
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And Matthew... Matthew!
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Well, this is what we needed all along.
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A true stage veteran.
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Enough with these fussy
film and TV franchise phony-baloneys.
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- Charles-Haden Savage?
- Exactly.
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- No, I mean Charles-Haden Savage.
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[doorbell chimes]
- Oh, Charles!
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I see you lurking in that way you do,
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making sure everyone knows you're here.
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- [laughs] No, no.
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Uh, Lester wanted to check
all the doorbells in the building,
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and I wasn't doing anything.
I told him I'd do it for him.
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And this one, this one's working.
[ringing]
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- Oh, well, then you can move along now.
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Unless you'd like to
meet your replacement.
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- Oh, no, no, we know each other.
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- Yes, we do.
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This is not the first time
Matthew has swooped in
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and stolen a role from me.
- For the millionth time,
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you would not have been
a good Ferris Bueller.
258
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,767
You were 41.
259
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,685
Can we get back to work, please?
I'm not sure
260
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,812
that I've totally got this song.
- Oh, oh, oh.
261
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,439
♪ Which of the Pickwick triplets did it? ♪
262
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,941
♪ Who of the crew would
commit this crime? ♪
263
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,609
♪ Might a little brat
make a mommy go splat? ♪
264
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,194
♪ It's a story pretty gory
for a nursery rhyme ♪
265
00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:59,488
Oh, I do. I have it. I got it.
266
00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,573
- Yeah, he's got it.
267
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:02,950
♪
268
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,035
- Charles...
MATTHEW: Oliver.
269
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,703
Oliver, I'd really like
to try one of those
270
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:09,289
blue raspberry Gut Milks
I saw in your fridge.
271
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,291
Split one with me?
- Oh, sure. Yeah.
272
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,216
[elevator dings]
273
00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:22,219
♪ quiet movie score playing ♪
274
00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:28,767
- What?
275
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,689
- Wow.
276
00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:37,776
People really love this
dumb superhero movie.
277
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,821
Isn't it just a snake that fights crime?
278
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:47,077
[sighs]
279
00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:49,079
- Shedding labels?
280
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:09,224
- [laughs] Okay, I understood
maybe half of what you said,
281
00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:13,187
but it is clear that you are a giant nerd.
282
00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:18,483
[giggles]
283
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:21,403
- Mabel, right? Oliver's friend.
284
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:24,114
Didn't peg you as a CoBro fan.
285
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:27,534
- Oh. [scoffs] Yeah, huge.
286
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,454
I just love how it's about...
287
00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:31,955
♪ CoBro music continues ♪
288
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:34,458
shedding labels. Mm.
289
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:37,169
DICKIE: Wow, that's... insightful.
MABEL: Mm.
290
00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:39,505
- Which of the movies is your favorite?
291
00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:43,217
- Uh... CoBro 2?
292
00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,219
The Return of...
293
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,596
the Whip Lord.
294
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:49,473
- Yeah. That's a good one.
- Yeah.
295
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,434
- Hasn't aged real well, though,
296
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,061
because of the, you know...
297
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,687
[laughs]
- Right, the... [laughing]
298
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,191
Jamaican accents, I know.
[laughs]
299
00:14:59,191 --> 00:15:00,859
- No, the special effects.
300
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,611
- Oh, I, um... [scoffs]
301
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:04,154
Special effects.
302
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,489
I, uh...
303
00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:08,200
I just wanted to ask you something,
if that's okay.
304
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,328
Right before Ben died,
305
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,580
you said he had to take a phone call,
306
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,957
and it seemed serious.
307
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:18,418
Was that the cops or his doctor?
308
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,171
Because Ben's autopsy said
his blood work was clean,
309
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,340
but I started thinking--
- I'm gonna stop you there.
310
00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:27,469
If you came looking for
a juicy nugget for your podcast
311
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:29,221
or maybe a story to
sell to the Daily Mail,
312
00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:31,139
you can try somewhere else.
313
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,391
I'm not your guy.
314
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:35,978
- I-I'm sorry, I didn't--
- God, even after he's dead,
315
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,480
everyone's just trying to
make a buck off my brother.
316
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,774
It's fucking gross.
317
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,818
But I guess that's the world we live in.
318
00:15:44,403 --> 00:15:47,322
Hey, excuse me,
there's a minimum bid on this of 5K!
319
00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:51,869
- Burt Reynolds was there, Dom DeLuise,
320
00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:53,996
who has a wonderful voice.
- Oh, my God.
321
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:56,999
- And I told Mel Brooks,
"Well, what if it was a musical?"
322
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,667
- [gasps] You know, I...
323
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,711
I don't normally enjoy a name drop,
324
00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:02,754
but that was delightful.
325
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:04,923
- Oliver, I should warn you.
326
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:07,134
When I commit to a show, I commit fully.
327
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:08,468
- Oh, I love it.
328
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:12,264
You would be surprised how often
people are half in, half out.
329
00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:14,266
[mocking]
"Oh, Oliver, my kids need me."
330
00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:16,768
"Oh, Oliver, my girlfriend left me.
331
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,938
I only have a little fishy left,
and I'm afraid of being alone."
332
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:23,275
[normal] I mean, this is the theater.
What else even is there?
333
00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:24,651
- I agree, totally.
334
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,154
So, I-I think I understand the Constable,
335
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,323
but I'm gonna need your help
to become the Constable.
336
00:16:29,323 --> 00:16:30,324
- Ah...
337
00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:32,159
- It's part of my process.
338
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:35,078
When I did War Games,
I taught myself to write code.
339
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:37,623
- Incredible.
- For my role in Election,
340
00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:40,834
I started teaching high school
and dating some students.
341
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,170
- Okay...
342
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,005
- If the constable has a lisp...
343
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,256
[lisping]
I have a lisp.
344
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:49,301
[normal]
If he carries a gun, I carry a gun.
345
00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:50,385
Can you get me a gun?
346
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,554
- Anything you want.
When you come back tomorrow,
347
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,932
this is gonna look like
Charlton Heston's man-cave.
348
00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:58,310
- Tomorrow? Opening night is in two weeks.
We have to rehearse now.
349
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:01,772
Ferris Bueller may take a day off,
but Matthew Broderick?
350
00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:03,941
Matthew Broderick does not.
351
00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:05,692
- Music to my ears, MB!
352
00:17:06,485 --> 00:17:08,278
[glasses clink]
[laughs]
353
00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:14,076
[Matthew Broderick singing faintly]
354
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:35,389
[muffled singing continues]
355
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:37,558
♪
356
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:39,560
- ♪ Pick from the Pickwick pricky pricky ♪
357
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,043
[sighs]
358
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,297
- ♪ Who? Who? Who? ♪
359
00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:11,300
♪ Well, I... pick... ♪
360
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:14,803
♪ You! ♪
361
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,263
♪ piano ends ♪
362
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:17,639
- Incredible.
363
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:20,809
38th time's the charm.
Don't do it any better than that.
364
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:22,311
People might think it's an AI.
365
00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:24,980
- Thanks. Thanks, Oliver.
Yeah. Yeah. I feel pretty good about it.
366
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:26,982
- Yeah, c-can't wait
to do it all again tomorrow.
367
00:18:26,982 --> 00:18:29,151
- So, Oliver, where's he from?
368
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,695
Where's he from originally,
this Constable?
369
00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:33,614
- Oh, he's just--
He's from where you're from,
370
00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:36,116
so we don't have to change anything else.
- He's from Manhattan?
371
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,327
Well, slap my ass and call me Mamie!
372
00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:41,788
This changes his entire
relationship to his profession.
373
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,916
- It... No. Does it really?
374
00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:46,251
- A kid from Manhattan in the 1890s.
375
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,545
The city roils with ethnic tension.
376
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:49,963
Irishmen, Prussians.
377
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,007
The era of the bicycle craze,
378
00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:54,301
the horse-drawn trolley.
379
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:57,095
Yeah, this calls for some rethinking.
- No, no, no, it really doesn't. It--
380
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,972
- Uh, back to the piano, please.
381
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:02,893
[operatic]
♪ Three little babes in their bassinets ♪
382
00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:04,186
Let's see.
383
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,687
♪ Three little babes... ♪
384
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,566
[knocking on door]
385
00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,360
- Hi.
386
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:14,363
I just wanted to say I'm so sorry.
387
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:19,076
I've lost people, too.
388
00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:20,911
- It's okay.
389
00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:22,496
I shouldn't have taken it all out on you.
390
00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:25,749
- Taken what out on me?
391
00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:28,085
- Just frustration.
392
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,921
My brother has always been my business.
393
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:35,717
My folks adopted me
when they thought they couldn't have kids,
394
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:37,386
but then they had Ben.
395
00:19:37,386 --> 00:19:39,596
Miracle Ben, child star Ben.
396
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,223
So, I spent my life protecting him.
397
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:45,310
A guy who, by the way,
was always fucking up, you know?
398
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:48,438
Insensitive jokes, DUIs--
Oh, the dick pics.
399
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:49,982
The thousands of dick pics.
400
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,526
- I never read anything about the--
401
00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:54,361
- That's 'cause I was there,
cleaning up the mess,
402
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,280
making him look good.
403
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,991
But he still gets all the credit.
[chuckles]
404
00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:00,784
For everything.
405
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:02,160
Story of our lives.
406
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:05,372
The fame, the CoBro franchise, the...
407
00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:07,791
Sorry, I'm, uh...
408
00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:09,710
- Sounds like he was really difficult.
409
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,295
- Uh, yeah.
410
00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:13,463
But, you know,
411
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:16,800
sometimes I think a person's just a...
412
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:20,345
collection of a thousand little details.
413
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:21,930
And when they're gone,
414
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,682
those are the things you miss most.
415
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:27,769
Ben loved boba,
416
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:30,898
that disgusting green tea flavor, and...
417
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,901
and funny dog videos on Instagram.
[laughs]
418
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:38,030
He set all his clocks 20 minutes early
419
00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:40,115
so he'd always be fashionably late.
420
00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:42,492
- I'm sorry Ben is gone.
421
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:47,497
But I think we owe it to your brother
to find his real killer.
422
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,542
- We did.
423
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:52,836
That's the only silver lining,
that maniac's locked up.
424
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:56,548
- I guess I never bought
that Gregg was a killer.
425
00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:01,094
- Didn't he chain you and
Charles-Haden Savage up in a basement?
426
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:04,348
- Yeah, but I can't
picture him hurting Ben.
427
00:21:04,348 --> 00:21:07,768
I mean, he loved him.
And I have this theory about a hanky...
428
00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:10,270
- A hanky? Jesus,
429
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:13,941
Gregg had been following
my brother around for years.
430
00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:15,692
I should have sensed
he might turn dangerous,
431
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,945
and when I took my eye
off the ball for one second,
432
00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:19,947
he killed my brother.
433
00:21:19,947 --> 00:21:22,449
I have to live with that
for the rest of my life.
434
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,701
Gregg was here the night of the murder.
435
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:27,287
The cops say Ben died at 12:06
436
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:30,165
and Gregg was seen leaving
the Arconia right after that.
437
00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:32,584
You do the math.
I'm sorry, Mabel.
438
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,711
There's no story here.
439
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:37,714
♪
440
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:46,557
UMA:
What, I have to adopt you now?
441
00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:50,644
I know why you're here.
You can't have it.
442
00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:54,064
- Look, I know you wanna keep Ben's hanky
but it's a clue,
443
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:56,775
which makes it the perfect peace offering
for Oliver and Mabel.
444
00:21:56,775 --> 00:21:59,194
- I thought you were waiting
for them to apologize.
445
00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:01,113
- I don't think I can afford to.
446
00:22:01,113 --> 00:22:04,616
I mean, what if I never hear another
millennial reference that I don't get,
447
00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:08,203
or another story about dark nights
at Plato's Retreat with Buck Henry?
448
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:10,163
- That doesn't sound so bad.
449
00:22:10,163 --> 00:22:13,500
- That's what I used to think,
but I need to make up with them.
450
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,669
- So you're gonna let a hanky
solve your problems?
451
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:18,505
Use your fuckin' words!
[keys jingling]
452
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:21,550
Look, even if I wanted to help,
453
00:22:21,550 --> 00:22:24,553
which I sincerely do not,
I don't have it, okay?
454
00:22:24,553 --> 00:22:26,388
- Uh-huh, I saw it in your purse.
455
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:28,015
- That was three hours ago.
456
00:22:28,015 --> 00:22:31,476
I got some moron to pay me
seven grand for it.
457
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:32,978
Snooze you lose!
458
00:22:32,978 --> 00:22:35,397
- What, you sold it? But I need it!
459
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:38,567
Mabel thinks it may belong to the killer--
Who'd you sell it to?
460
00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:41,987
- One of those snake dorks upstairs.
461
00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:44,072
Whatever happened to real men?
462
00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:45,949
[sighs]
463
00:22:45,949 --> 00:22:48,243
[door slams]
[FaceTime chiming]
464
00:22:48,243 --> 00:22:51,914
- [different intonations] Who? Who? Well!
- [quietly] Mel.
465
00:22:51,914 --> 00:22:54,041
When you were putting together
The Producers,
466
00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:57,252
which, you know, I-I never did
get a chance to see--
467
00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:59,379
- What? You never saw The Producers?
468
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:00,923
- Well, I was busy at the time.
469
00:23:00,923 --> 00:23:04,676
- It ran for six years!
Over 2,500 performances!
470
00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:06,970
And you never got a chance to see it?
471
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:09,723
- Yeah, well, the times
never worked out for me. Anyway,
472
00:23:09,723 --> 00:23:13,560
did you have any problems
working with Broderick?
473
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,396
You know, I-I'm working with him
on something now, and--
474
00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:19,691
- Oh, my God.
You didn't tell him, in any way,
475
00:23:19,691 --> 00:23:22,319
you were open to his ideas, did you?
476
00:23:23,028 --> 00:23:25,280
- Well, I-I-I might have
told him he could--
477
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,866
- Oh, Oliver. You're fucked.
478
00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:30,619
[Matthew Broderick singing]
[sighs]
479
00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:45,217
♪
480
00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:52,808
- Gregg wasn't here.
481
00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:56,812
Gregg wasn't in the building
when Ben was murdered.
482
00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:03,694
- The police said Ben died at 12:06,
483
00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:06,363
but that's because it was
the time on Ben's watch
484
00:24:06,363 --> 00:24:08,615
when he fell and it stopped.
485
00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:12,452
Dickie said Ben always set
his watch 20 minutes early,
486
00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:15,998
which means he died at 12:26!
487
00:24:15,998 --> 00:24:18,250
Gregg was already gone!
488
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:20,794
He couldn't have pushed Ben!
489
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:27,259
- Oh, ha, ha.
490
00:24:32,556 --> 00:24:35,184
- The watch?
I knew Ben was always late,
491
00:24:35,184 --> 00:24:36,351
but I never knew it was intentional.
492
00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:38,687
I just thought he was a dick.
493
00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:41,690
- Yeah. Some pretty fancy
equipment you have there.
494
00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:42,691
- Right?
495
00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:44,359
Cinda Canning's not
the only one with access
496
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,778
to top-notch equipment.
[Mabel clears throat]
497
00:24:46,778 --> 00:24:49,364
- When Ben Glenroy died,
498
00:24:49,364 --> 00:24:52,701
Broadway was thrown into chaos.
499
00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:56,872
We'll lift the curtain on Ben's final act
500
00:24:56,872 --> 00:24:59,166
this season on Only Murde--
501
00:25:00,709 --> 00:25:02,211
Guess we're gonna have to change the name.
502
00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:05,339
- I am way ahead of you on that.
503
00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:06,924
The Bloody Mabel Podcast.
504
00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,009
Huh? I think it's sexy.
505
00:25:09,009 --> 00:25:10,802
Puts you front and center, which is nice--
- No!
506
00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:12,679
- I mean, it's a terrible idea,
but I just thought...
507
00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:14,223
[door shuts]
Probably a fan submission.
508
00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:19,311
Oh! Uh, Tobert, Theo. Theo, Tobert.
509
00:25:19,311 --> 00:25:21,313
- Hey, man. Nice to meet you.
510
00:25:21,897 --> 00:25:23,273
Oh, wow, you're the guy from...
511
00:25:24,650 --> 00:25:27,236
Wow, you're an interesting guy.
512
00:25:27,236 --> 00:25:28,779
Mabel's told me a lot about you.
513
00:25:28,779 --> 00:25:31,532
Well, I mean, from listening
to the [clears throat] podcast.
514
00:25:31,532 --> 00:25:34,910
I mean, I-I'm a fan, is what I'm saying,
so I picked up on...
515
00:25:39,373 --> 00:25:40,499
- What's that?
516
00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:45,212
- He said he liked your poster.
Really captured my eyes.
517
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,175
What's up with the flyer?
518
00:25:56,056 --> 00:25:57,140
- Author?
519
00:25:58,058 --> 00:26:00,394
- Oh, B. Glenroy. It's Ben Glenroy.
520
00:26:00,394 --> 00:26:02,938
♪
521
00:26:02,938 --> 00:26:05,315
What, the B is an R? What...
522
00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:06,775
- Yeah, R. Sometimes,
523
00:26:06,775 --> 00:26:08,986
a man's name actually starts with an R.
[laughs]
524
00:26:09,403 --> 00:26:11,488
- Okay, so, it's an R.
525
00:26:11,488 --> 00:26:12,990
For what, like Richard...
526
00:26:13,991 --> 00:26:15,993
D-Dickie. Dickie.
527
00:26:17,536 --> 00:26:19,538
- "Story of our lives."
528
00:26:19,538 --> 00:26:20,581
- What?
529
00:26:20,581 --> 00:26:24,001
- Dickie said Ben always got the credit.
530
00:26:24,001 --> 00:26:27,838
And the fame.
And the CoBro franchise.
531
00:26:27,838 --> 00:26:30,090
I didn't think anything of it then, but...
532
00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:33,385
- Okay, so, what,
CoBro was Dickie's creation, and...
533
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:37,556
Ben just stole it
and made millions off of it?
534
00:26:37,556 --> 00:26:40,559
All the while,
Dickie's doing everything for him?
535
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:42,769
Damn, that's cold.
536
00:26:43,604 --> 00:26:44,855
- That's motive.
537
00:26:44,855 --> 00:26:47,649
♪ music swells ♪
538
00:26:51,028 --> 00:26:52,738
TOBERT:
And, just to be clear,
539
00:26:52,738 --> 00:26:56,700
our theory rests entirely
on this B being an R?
540
00:26:56,700 --> 00:27:00,495
- We once accused Sting of murder
because he doesn't like dogs.
541
00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:03,957
This is actually pretty
solid evidence for us.
542
00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:06,251
Let's do some digging.
543
00:27:06,251 --> 00:27:08,629
But, first things first, let's record.
544
00:27:08,629 --> 00:27:10,839
- Yes.
- And get you out.
545
00:27:10,839 --> 00:27:11,965
Come on.
546
00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:17,179
MATTHEW:
And...
547
00:27:17,179 --> 00:27:19,890
[sniffles] and turn,
548
00:27:19,890 --> 00:27:22,226
twist, ha-- Wait a minute.
549
00:27:22,226 --> 00:27:26,188
Half turn, twist, "I pick you."
550
00:27:27,105 --> 00:27:30,901
[clicks tongue] Would a constable
from Nova Scotia point like this, though?
551
00:27:30,901 --> 00:27:33,904
From my research, they were
trained to keep their hands low,
552
00:27:33,904 --> 00:27:35,447
by their firearms.
553
00:27:35,447 --> 00:27:38,575
So they would point like this.
Never like this.
554
00:27:38,575 --> 00:27:39,910
But this.
555
00:27:39,910 --> 00:27:41,662
I don't know, this feels so false.
556
00:27:41,662 --> 00:27:43,497
- Go home!
- Excuse me?
557
00:27:43,497 --> 00:27:45,249
- Go... home.
558
00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:49,920
I've had enough of your inane questions,
Matthew Broderick.
559
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:53,257
Nobody cares what
denomination the Constable is
560
00:27:53,257 --> 00:27:55,133
or how he'd finger a mandolin.
561
00:27:55,133 --> 00:27:57,427
The Constable is just the Constable.
562
00:27:57,427 --> 00:27:59,888
His parents didn't name him "Rocky"
563
00:27:59,888 --> 00:28:02,266
or "Lawrence" or "Bernardo."
564
00:28:02,266 --> 00:28:03,433
You know why?
- Why?
565
00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:05,727
- Because he doesn't have any parents!
566
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:08,480
He's just six grams of ink on paper!
567
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,858
A few electrons in my hard disk!
568
00:28:10,858 --> 00:28:13,569
That's it!
I could wake up tomorrow,
569
00:28:13,569 --> 00:28:15,904
and I could hit the delete key,
and poof!
570
00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:16,822
He'd be gone.
571
00:28:16,822 --> 00:28:19,032
Eradicated from this musical.
572
00:28:19,032 --> 00:28:20,909
Exiled from our reality!
573
00:28:20,909 --> 00:28:23,203
Gone! Like a rat in a microwave!
574
00:28:23,203 --> 00:28:26,790
- Wow. Oh, okay. Well,
see you tomorrow morning, 6:00 AM,
575
00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:28,584
Nova Scotia time!
576
00:28:28,584 --> 00:28:31,545
[growling, panting]
577
00:28:31,545 --> 00:28:32,796
- Oh! [laughs]
578
00:28:32,796 --> 00:28:34,965
I'm not lurking. Uh, Lester wanted
to inspect the peepholes
579
00:28:34,965 --> 00:28:37,050
because, evidently, some of them
had been installed backwards,
580
00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:38,468
so I said, "Well, I'll do it,"
and he said,
581
00:28:38,468 --> 00:28:40,053
"You know, the good time is 2:00 AM,"
582
00:28:40,053 --> 00:28:43,307
so I-- I'm lying.
I just wanted to say...
583
00:28:43,682 --> 00:28:44,725
I'm sorry.
584
00:28:44,725 --> 00:28:46,226
- Oh, apology accepted.
585
00:28:46,226 --> 00:28:47,477
Friendship mended. You're hired.
586
00:28:47,477 --> 00:28:49,813
- No, no! I don't wanna do the show.
I just wanna hang out.
587
00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:52,065
- Of course! We'll do that all the time.
588
00:28:52,065 --> 00:28:55,235
Eight shows a week.
And Broderick, you're fired.
589
00:28:55,235 --> 00:28:58,822
- Wait a minute! Wait, this guy?
I've seen him get out-acted by a horse.
590
00:28:58,822 --> 00:29:00,073
- Maybe he was.
591
00:29:00,073 --> 00:29:03,577
But I'm guessing that horse
enjoyed himself on set that day
592
00:29:03,577 --> 00:29:07,039
because he got to spend it
with Charles-Haden Savage,
593
00:29:07,039 --> 00:29:09,124
who was probably kind to him
594
00:29:09,124 --> 00:29:11,293
and fed him a fistful of oats
out of his palm.
595
00:29:11,293 --> 00:29:13,837
[frantic munching]
596
00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:17,633
And I bet that horse
didn't realize how good he had it
597
00:29:17,633 --> 00:29:21,345
until he had another scene partner
on another set,
598
00:29:21,345 --> 00:29:24,556
who just rode him! And rode him!
And rode him! And rode him!
599
00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:27,351
And rode him! And rode him! And rode him!
600
00:29:27,351 --> 00:29:30,896
Until he couldn't take it anymore!
[panting]
601
00:29:30,896 --> 00:29:34,608
And I bet that horse wishes
he could say sorry, but he can't.
602
00:29:34,608 --> 00:29:35,776
Not because he's a horse.
603
00:29:35,776 --> 00:29:38,111
Because he's a little
messed up emotionally,
604
00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:41,907
so all he can do is hate himself,
a-a-and wish he were dead
605
00:29:41,907 --> 00:29:43,617
for hurting his best friend
606
00:29:43,617 --> 00:29:46,161
and that someone would turn him into glue.
607
00:29:46,161 --> 00:29:48,497
- Apology accepted.
[overjoyed moan]
608
00:29:48,497 --> 00:29:50,791
Okay! Okay, I'll do the play!
609
00:29:50,791 --> 00:29:53,168
By the way, that horse won
a Patsy for that scene.
610
00:29:53,168 --> 00:29:54,253
- What's a Patsy?
611
00:29:54,253 --> 00:29:56,255
- It's an Emmy for horses!
612
00:29:57,506 --> 00:29:58,549
You're still here?
613
00:29:59,424 --> 00:30:00,425
It's over.
614
00:30:01,093 --> 00:30:03,887
Go home.
[growling laugh]
615
00:30:03,887 --> 00:30:06,932
♪
616
00:30:06,932 --> 00:30:08,225
Go.
617
00:30:09,017 --> 00:30:11,812
- You know, if you have any adjustments,
I'm very flexible.
618
00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:13,272
And I've always found
it's best to be hon--
619
00:30:14,231 --> 00:30:15,274
[Oliver sighs]
620
00:30:15,941 --> 00:30:18,694
- I bet you would have
made a much better Ferris.
621
00:30:18,694 --> 00:30:19,945
- Do you mean that?
622
00:30:19,945 --> 00:30:21,154
- Oh, I want to.
623
00:30:22,281 --> 00:30:23,740
But he's perfect.
624
00:30:26,410 --> 00:30:28,620
- It's a bit more than just a mic, huh?
625
00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:30,956
- Uh, in terms of software,
do you remember what Oliver was using?
626
00:30:32,374 --> 00:30:34,835
You know what? Don't even worry about it.
Should be pretty straightforward.
627
00:30:34,835 --> 00:30:36,753
Uh, oh! Do you have
a new name for the podcast?
628
00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:38,297
I can punch that in right now.
629
00:30:38,297 --> 00:30:39,965
- You know what? Uh,
630
00:30:39,965 --> 00:30:43,510
I think I'm just gonna
record this on my phone, okay?
631
00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:44,761
- Oh, sure.
632
00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:46,221
MABEL:
Thank you.
633
00:30:46,221 --> 00:30:49,099
- You solved three murders that way,
as you're fond of reminding me.
634
00:30:55,230 --> 00:30:56,523
[Tobert sighs]
635
00:30:58,150 --> 00:31:00,736
[fidgeting with buttons]
636
00:31:03,030 --> 00:31:05,073
♪
637
00:31:05,073 --> 00:31:06,575
[sighs]
638
00:31:17,211 --> 00:31:20,631
- Uma! That sneaky devil nymph!
639
00:31:20,631 --> 00:31:23,050
- Took that hanky
right out of Ben's dead hands.
640
00:31:23,050 --> 00:31:24,343
How did we miss that?
641
00:31:24,343 --> 00:31:27,054
- Well, you and Mabel were in hysteria.
642
00:31:27,054 --> 00:31:28,639
I've never seen anything like it.
643
00:31:28,639 --> 00:31:30,599
But, me? How did I miss it?
644
00:31:31,266 --> 00:31:33,352
- Mm. Have you talked to her?
[chuckles]
645
00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:35,896
- Mabel? No.
646
00:31:37,189 --> 00:31:39,650
I tried calling.
- Really?
647
00:31:39,650 --> 00:31:42,694
- No! She'd hate that.
648
00:31:42,694 --> 00:31:45,697
But I did draft a text. Uh, ended up...
649
00:31:46,532 --> 00:31:48,742
deleting most of it, a-and then...
650
00:31:48,742 --> 00:31:50,953
I accidentally sent her a comma.
651
00:31:50,953 --> 00:31:52,454
Haven't heard back.
652
00:31:53,372 --> 00:31:55,707
I really messed up with her.
653
00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:58,710
What the kids would call an epic fail.
654
00:31:59,878 --> 00:32:02,172
- Why did you erase that mirror?
655
00:32:03,924 --> 00:32:04,925
[sniffs]
656
00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:07,761
- I need to show you something.
657
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,603
I took this from Loretta's apartment.
658
00:32:18,856 --> 00:32:19,857
[Oliver grunts]
659
00:32:21,316 --> 00:32:22,568
[Oliver sighs]
660
00:32:24,778 --> 00:32:26,572
What do you think?
661
00:32:29,408 --> 00:32:32,911
- I don't think she did it.
- Oh, my God, that means she's a killer.
662
00:32:32,911 --> 00:32:35,330
- Why?
- Oh, please, Charles.
663
00:32:35,330 --> 00:32:38,917
It's not like your instincts
on these things are famously good.
664
00:32:38,917 --> 00:32:40,711
- I'm not saying it's not weird.
665
00:32:40,711 --> 00:32:42,629
It's just not evidence of murder.
666
00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:45,257
Hey, if you're worried,
why don't you just talk to Loretta?
667
00:32:45,257 --> 00:32:47,050
I wish I'd just talked to Joy.
668
00:32:47,926 --> 00:32:49,386
[sighing]
669
00:32:49,386 --> 00:32:51,013
- Hm...
- Hey...
670
00:32:52,514 --> 00:32:54,141
What if we took this
671
00:32:54,808 --> 00:32:57,436
and gave it to Mabel as a peace offering?
672
00:32:57,436 --> 00:32:59,146
- Win her back with a clue.
673
00:33:00,105 --> 00:33:03,358
- Or we could just suck it up
and apologize.
674
00:33:04,484 --> 00:33:05,485
[growls]
675
00:33:06,445 --> 00:33:08,614
- Clue first,
and then if that doesn't work,
676
00:33:08,614 --> 00:33:10,115
then we grovel.
677
00:33:12,409 --> 00:33:13,952
- Hey.
678
00:33:13,952 --> 00:33:15,329
[glasses clink]
[weak laugh]
679
00:33:15,329 --> 00:33:18,332
♪
680
00:33:19,666 --> 00:33:20,709
[knocking on door]
681
00:33:21,710 --> 00:33:25,839
I believe it was Erasmus of Rotterdam...
- Mabel, I am sorry for the way Charles
682
00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:28,717
and, to some extent, I behaved. You know--
- ...who described apologies as...
683
00:33:28,717 --> 00:33:31,136
[baby cooing]
684
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,139
WOMAN: Are you the movers?
- Movers?
685
00:33:34,139 --> 00:33:37,142
- [sighs] I'm not paying
to un-fuck your hernias.
686
00:33:37,768 --> 00:33:39,645
♪
687
00:33:39,645 --> 00:33:40,979
- What?
- Huh?
688
00:33:40,979 --> 00:33:43,148
[phones buzz, ding]
689
00:33:46,777 --> 00:33:49,404
MABEL [on podcast]:
On a fateful night, four weeks ago,
690
00:33:49,404 --> 00:33:53,200
Hollywood superstar
Ben Glenroy died. Twice.
691
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:56,828
I'll explain that and how
the mystery of his murder
692
00:33:56,828 --> 00:33:59,748
is even more complicated
than we've been led to believe.
693
00:33:59,748 --> 00:34:00,749
- What?
694
00:34:00,749 --> 00:34:03,126
MABEL [on podcast]:
In a rush to keep the public calm,
695
00:34:03,126 --> 00:34:06,797
the police arrested Ben's
longtime stalker Gregg Rivera.
696
00:34:06,797 --> 00:34:09,174
But Gregg wasn't even in the building
697
00:34:09,174 --> 00:34:12,177
when Ben was pushed down
that elevator shaft.
698
00:34:12,177 --> 00:34:14,680
I believe whoever was
in the building that night
699
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,099
was also with Ben hours earlier,
700
00:34:17,099 --> 00:34:19,142
when they tried to poison him
701
00:34:19,142 --> 00:34:21,979
just moments before
his Broadway debut.
702
00:34:23,146 --> 00:34:25,440
So, who did kill Ben Glenroy?
703
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,318
Maybe it was someone who had a reason.
704
00:34:28,819 --> 00:34:31,989
Money? Jealousy? Something to prove?
705
00:34:31,989 --> 00:34:34,449
Maybe all of the above.
706
00:34:34,449 --> 00:34:35,868
I'm Mabel Mora.
707
00:34:35,868 --> 00:34:38,453
Join me, flying solo this time,
708
00:34:38,453 --> 00:34:40,080
in the search for answers
709
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,458
on a new season of
Only Murders in the Building.
710
00:34:44,376 --> 00:34:46,920
711
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,172
[phone rings, picks up]
712
00:34:48,172 --> 00:34:50,174
- Yeah, I heard it.
713
00:34:50,883 --> 00:34:53,844
You were right.
They're a major pain in the ass.
714
00:34:56,638 --> 00:34:58,015
[sighs]
715
00:34:59,057 --> 00:35:01,768
And it's time to reopen the Glenroy case.
716
00:35:01,768 --> 00:35:03,979
♪ music swells ♪
717
00:35:05,814 --> 00:35:07,065
[cobra hissing]
718
00:35:07,065 --> 00:35:10,068
♪ cinematic theme playing ♪
719
00:35:10,068 --> 00:35:12,070
♪
720
00:35:39,097 --> 00:35:41,391
[cobra rattling, hissing]
721
00:35:56,323 --> 00:35:57,783
[cobra hisses, strikes]
722
00:35:57,783 --> 00:35:58,867
♪
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