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And that's
the biggest secret I'll ever tell anyone.
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And I'll never
repeat it again.
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Sorry, did you
say something?
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Good morning, students,
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just a friendly reminder that
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there's one day left
to enter the race
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for student body president.
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So far, there's only
one candidate.
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So sign up or don't.
Whatever.
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That makes sense.
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Nobody wants to run
against Chad Goldenboy.
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? Chad Goldenboy! ?
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I'm rich and smell good.
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Ah!
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Things are
never going to change
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if another
Goldenboy is elected.
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It's embarrassing,
nobody is running against him.
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Well, maybe,
you should run.
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Me? Run for president?
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That's like asking
a cat to sew.
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Besides, power does
weird things to people.
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You're popular
whether you like it or not.
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And you could
actually make a difference.
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I don't know.
Are things at this school really that bad?
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Well, I guess
the food is that bad.
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Somebody outta
change that.
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And Chad doesn't even care
about the food.
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He only eats
caviar delivered by his butler
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on an old-timey bicycle.
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Your caviar, sir.
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And my silver spoon.
The one I was born with?
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Chad's totally out of touch
with what this school actually needs.
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Yeah. We deserve better food
and updated textbooks
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that don't refer to airplanes
as fantastical flying machines of the future.
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And you know what? More than 10
seconds between classes would be nice.
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See, Fred,
you have ideas.
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All right, campaign manager.
Let's give this a shot.
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? It's a race
full of pride
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? So open up your eyes
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? 'Cause only looking
forward will put you on top
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? The competition is fierce
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? But if you wipe off
the tears
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? They'll love 'em back
and make you stop
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? So if you're
strapped for cash
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? You don't look good
in a sash
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? You might as well give up
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? Before you try
to make a splash
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? Before you dream that
you can win
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? You're gonna have to
learn to spend
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? If you wanna be president
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? Well
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? Your intentions are good
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? But if you're misunderstood
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? They don't wanna hear you
clear your throat
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? You can promise
their dreams
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? Against the soda machines
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? But neither one can
guarantee you the vote
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? The crowd will cheer
or they'll boo
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? But they're still
looking to you
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? You better tell them
you're the best
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? And pretend you have a clue
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? The game is how you schmooze
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? And get the likes
and get the views
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? If you wanna be president
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? No matter what the cost
you gotta show 'em
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? Who the boss
If you wanna be president ?
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Is that actual gold?
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I give up.
You can't give up.
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Ask not what your school
can do for you,
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but what you...
Kevin, I'll sleep on it.
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You don't really think
Fred's gonna quit, do you?
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I don't know.
She was feeling pretty down,
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even for Fred.
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Hey, Fredheads!
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Are we ready
to crush this election?
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Wow! Hey, I guess
sleeping on it worked.
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All right, we're pivoting
our strategy.
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I've made a discovery
that will ensure our victory.
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Chad Goldenboy isn't
who he says he is.
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What do you mean?
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Chad is not
a popular, young go-getter.
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He is, in fact, an old man
impersonating a young buck.
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He's a fake teenager.
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What? Fred, he's definitely
a real teenager.
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Oh, really?
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Would a real teenager
be caught walking out
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of the shuffleboard courts,
with a cane
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while eating hard candy
out of a tiny tartan pouch?
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Okay, well, lots of people
eat hard candy out of a pouch,
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like Grandpa
and Abuela... Oh!
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And Chad does talk
kind of funny.
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I... I always thought
it's because he was rich,
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but maybe it's
'cause he's old?
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I guess we could
look into it.
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Yeah, that sounds great.
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You do that
and I'll start spreading
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the unsubstantiated rumor.
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President Fred, out!
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Um, that was
a little intense.
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Do you really think
Chad could be an old man?
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Fred's smart.
She might be onto something.
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Plus, it wouldn't be
the weirdest thing
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that's happened
in our town.
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He's got a point.
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I mean, I am
a talking hamster.
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Is that Chad Goldenboy?
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Whoa!
Fake teenager?
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Is Chad Goldenboy a teenager,
or a lying elderly man?
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I don't know.
But I don't not know.
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And as far as the proof,
just wait till the debate.
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Whoa!
Could it be true?
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Things that are vague
are convincing.
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There's Chad.
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Let's just follow him
and see what he's up to.
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He's not
an old man, Kevin.
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Well, this is the road
to the senior center.
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That doesn't
mean anything.
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He's probably just... Wait.
What is he doing back there?
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It looks like he's doing
something to his face.
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See? Why would
a teenager come here?
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Uh, I don't know.
Maybe he's visiting his grandma.
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What is wrong
with you, Kevin?
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Okay, maybe there's
an explanation.
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Oh, Chad,
you brought the prunes.
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You're my favorite
80-year-old.
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Okay, that's weird.
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We're close,
we're close. I can feel it.
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The rumors have spread
like moths on a petticoat.
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Frog in your throat, Gretel?
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No, I...
Kevin, What do you got on Chad? Any dirt?
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We sure did.
We got this.
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He is old.
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And look, prunes.
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The currency of the elderly.
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That's excellent. Excellent.
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We must disseminate
our proof.
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Chad is old.
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Wait. I really think
we may have this wrong.
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Get out of my house.
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Um, this is my house.
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Whoa, Fred, take it down
a few notches.
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No, it's fine.
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I'm going to go.
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This campaign has
really gone to your head.
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Gretel, wait.
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Fred. That was harsh.
Harsh? Harsh?
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We're this close
to winning, Kevin.
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Uh, right. So now that
you have a lead.
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We can focus on making
the school better.
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The what?
The school?
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The whole reason for running?
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Right. Ye... Yes.
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Uh, the school.
Hey... Hey, listen.
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I have
one final task for you before tomorrow's debate.
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I need you to go
to the photocopy place
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and blow up
this picture of Chad.
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The bigger the better!
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I'm gonna have it
right next to me.
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During my speech,
It'll ruin him. But uh...
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Just do it.
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Winnifred, out.
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I think I've created
a monster.
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Hey, can you
please enlarge this to a ridiculous size?
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Sure. That's our specialty.
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"Prunes for Persephone"
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Wait, is that?
A play at the senior center
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starring teenager,
Chad Goldenboy?
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Why, yes! He did
a wonderful job transforming himself
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into an 80-year-old
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with makeup
and his mannerisms.
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I gotta go.
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Here you go.
Oh! Not again.
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This is why we should
ask for a deposit.
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Well, I'd buy that
from you.
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Hello, students.
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I smell good.
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Who agrees by applause.
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That should fill two minutes.
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It's time to take down
this Goldenboy.
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Fred!
We made a big mistake.
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Chad isn't old.
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He's just
acting old in a play at the senior center.
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Where's my giant
Chad picture?
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No, no, no,
Fred, you're... You're not listening.
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You can't go out there
and say Chad's lying.
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He's just really committed
to the theater.
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I can do what I want.
I'm gonna be president.
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Fred, you would
never stoop...
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Unhand me!
What?
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Ugh, it's me,
The Imposter.
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I thought
we defeated you and threw you in jail.
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Well, I got out
on good behavior.
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Dude, it's been
like three weeks.
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It was
really good behavior.
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And now it's time
for bad behavior.
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No, wait. Why are
you doing all of this?
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I'm very proud
of this scheme.
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It all began in prison.
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Where I found my calling
as a thespian
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in the prison's
theater program,
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upon my release,
itching to take to the stage,
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I immediately auditioned
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for the local play
at the senior center.
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Acting as an 80-year-old,
prune merchant would be challenging.
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But as a master of disguise,
no one was
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more qualified than I.
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That is until Chad Goldenboy
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waltzed in
with his good looks,
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and winning smile,
stealing the role from me.
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Wait, you did all this
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just to take revenge
on some kid,
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because of a role
in a retirement community theater production?
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He stole the role from me,
so I had to steal something from him.
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Student body president.
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And with him traipsing
around as an old man,
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I had the perfect
smear campaign.
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And Fred was the ideal...
Wait!
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Where's the real Fred?
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Oh, that was easy.
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I posed as the proprietor
of an escape room
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and lured her in
with a VIP ticket.
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I think she'll find that
escape is quite impossible.
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Well, that escape room
was difficult, but not impossible.
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Fred!
He's in here, guys.
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No!
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All right, candidates,
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please make your way
to the stage.
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Fred, go do your speech.
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We've got this.
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And I've got this.
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Smoke bomb!
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Presenting your candidates,
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Chad Goldenboy,
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and Winnifred Grant...
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...and Winnifred Grant?
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Is she a twin?
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Did I miss something?
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Hello, students. I am Fred,
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and I...
No, you're not! I am.
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I'm Fred. I'm the real Fred.
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My gosh,
it's Hamster and Gretel!
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Is this a prank?
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Um, guys.
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I really need to know
who to attack right now.
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I'm the real Fred.
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No, there's only one Fred.
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Get out of my way.
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I am the real Fred.
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No, I am.
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This is why I didn't run
in the first place.
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Power does weird things
to people,
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and I want no part of it.
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I officially withdraw.
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That's the real Fred.
Which means...
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No! I want to...
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Fake Fred Punch!
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I'm the real Fred.
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And you all know me.
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I'm Chad...
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I'm so happy
you weren't really
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a crazy,
power hungry monster.
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Meh! I'm young.
I've still got time.
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Good afternoon, students.
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Yesterday was weird.
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For legal reasons,
let's pretend it never happened.
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Also, don't forget
to congratulate your new
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Student Body President,
Chad Goldenboy.
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Well, so much
for changing the school.
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You know what, Fred?
He may smell like a perfect combination
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of sandalwood and honeysuckle,
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but you smell like a leader.
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And also mildew?
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I was in an escape room
for four days.
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Okay, that's fair.
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? Hamster and Gretel
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? It's Hamster
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? Hamster and Gretel ?
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