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- [theme music playing]
- [whistling]
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♪ One, two
One, two, three, four! ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪
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♪ Na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
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[whistling]
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[chicken squawks]
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Splishee! Splishee!
Splishee! Splishee!
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Free Splishee Day, here we come!
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- What in the Sam Heck
- [smacks] Ah!
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- is a Splish- ee?!
- Oh, Gramma,
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it's only the world's
most perfect combination
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of ice, sugar, and chemicals.
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Those are the magical makings
of the Splishee.
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Look! There's the Sip N' Snak!
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[Cricket]
Hurry up and park!
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Shucks, the lot's full.
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I suppose we could just
meet you kids inside-
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- They're gone.
- Huh?
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- Bye, Papa!
- Bye, Dad!
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[sighs] We're gonna
find some parkin'
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- and be right back.
- If we don't return,
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avenge us!
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Wow. Look at all
these new flavors!
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[Cricket]
Nitro Berry... Mental Melon...
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Purple?! Oh, mama,
here we come!
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- [laughs]
- [Clark] Hold it!
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Can't you read?
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Yes, but I choose not to.
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No shoes, no shirt,
no service.
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No shoes means no Splishees.
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[chuckles] Oh, chum,
I am Cricket Green.
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I never wear shoes!
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Kid, I don't make up the rules,
I just follow them.
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Clean the bathroom
three times a day.
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Mop the floors every hour.
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But if you mop the floors
so often,
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what's it matter
what I wear on my feet?
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Uh, because that's the rule!
And no one is above the rules.
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- [grunting] Listen, uh... Clark.
- [items clatter]
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Not wearing shoes
is sort of my deal
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and I love Splishees, heh.
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Perhaps, we can
strike a bargain?
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Oh! There's one thing
I'd like...
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For you to leave!
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All right! Come on, Tilly!
Let's get outta here!
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Uh, sorry, brother,
but I have shoes on
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- and a me-sized mug to fill.
- [slushing]
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Fine! Who wants a free,
delicious, sugary,
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[muffled] rainbow-colored
Splishee, anyway.
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Ugh! I've circled this block
five times.
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There isn't an open spot
anywhere!
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- What about that lot?
- Five dollars for parking?!
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That's highway robbery!
No way we're parking there!
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Good for you, son!
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You know how much
I admire cheapness in a man.
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It's not the money,
it's the principle.
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Why should I pay that swindler
when there's a free spot
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out there,
just waitin' to be found?
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We just gotta keep looking.
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- [muttering angrily]
- [slurps]
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It's so unfair that you didn't
get a free Splishee, brother.
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Guess you'll have to
share some of mine.
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- [gasps] Sister!
- [Clark] Nope!
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- Stop right there!
- Aw, man, what do you want?
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Everyone knows that sharing
Splishees is strictly forbidden
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by the Sip N' Snak rules,
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and would result in forfeit
of said free beverage.
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What?! It's just sharing!
Why is that against the rules?
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It's basic hygiene, man.
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Not that I'd expect
you to understand.
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You know, the easiest way
to end all this
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would be to just
put on some shoes.
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Yeah, sure, it'd be easy
to bend to Clark's will.
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Or, it would be even easier
if I found a loophole.
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Oh, Clark! Look! No feet
on your precious, clean floor.
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No! No! Now, your disgusting
feet are at face-level!
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- That's even worse!
- Oof! Whoa-whoa!
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Goo-goo, waa! I'm just a baby
who doesn't need shoes.
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- Oof!
- This is pathetic.
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And for the record,
you make an ugly baby.
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Tell that to my mom!
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All right, Clark, you got me.
Boom. Shoes.
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Ugh, finally. Now,
was that so hard?
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- No. No, it was not.
- Hmm?
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Wait a minute... Hey!
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- [hums] La tum tee-dee!
- Hold it!
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Those are not shoes! You just
painted sneakers on your feet!
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There's somethin' coverin'
my feet, isn't there?
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That's basically what shoes do.
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Argh! Look, kid, this
isn't up to me. Check it!
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These are the official
Sip N' Snak rules.
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Everyone else has to
follow 'em. Why can't you?
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Because these rules
are stupid!
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I mean, look at
some of these!
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No cartwheels, no skipping,
no gum-chewing,
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- no excessive talking,
- Mm-hm. Yep.
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- no coin-flipping,
- Uh-huh.
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- no hand-holding,
- Yeah.
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- no mouth breathing?!
- Mm-hm. Yep.
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What is wrong with you?
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If you want a free Splishee,
you know what you need to do.
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[groaning]
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Rule #48: No sulking!
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[Bill sighs] No one's leavin'.
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Hey, look! A spot,
right in front!
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See? Patience pays off.
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[honks horn]
Move it or lose it, bub!
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- Hey!
- Wait a hot second.
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- Is he eating popcorn?!
- [chomps]
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[Gramma]
And watching TV?!
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- [laughs]
- Guess he's stayin'.
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- [engine starts]
- Bye!
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Oh! Okay, I'll just put it
in reverse and-- Ah, dang.
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Ah! Son, this is startin'
to grate my grill.
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Just pay the $5 and
be done with it.
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Ten dollars?!
That's price gouging!
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No way am I givin' in
to that crooked profiteer!
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I am Bill Green and, by golly,
I will find a free parkin' spot!
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[muttering] ...stinkin' paint!
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Why are you goin' to so much
trouble over this, brother?
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If you really want a Splishee,
and I highly recommend it,
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you can borrow my shoes.
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It's not like you haven't
worn shoes before.
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Sure, in the snow.
Or to play ball.
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But that was different,
that was my choice.
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Not because Clark the clerk
was on a power trip.
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Then speaking of choices, sounds
like you need to make one.
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It's either no shoes,
or no Splishee.
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[groans]
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...998, 999 and... another one!
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Yes! [chuckles] Time to reward
myself with a free Splishee!
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You need a shirt?!
But I never wear a shirt.
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I guess I'm not gettin'
an ice-cold beverage.
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Tilly, I think I found a way
to have it all!
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Hey, crazy we have to
put on a shirt and shoes
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to go in, am I right?
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It is pretty lame but
what can ya do?
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Those are the rules, after all.
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I'll tell you what we can do.
We can band together!
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- What do we want?
- Splishees!
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- What do we want?
- Splashee!
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And when do we want 'em?
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- On Free Splishee Day!
- Some of us choose
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- not to wear shoes!
- Huh? Oh, yeah!
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- Yeah, it's true.
- [Cricket] Others lead
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- shirtless lives!
- Yeah! We do!
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[Cricket] But we all
deserve a free Splishee!
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[grunts] And I think free
Splishees should be for all!
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[cheering]
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Pfft, they won't last much
longer. It's almost noon
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and it's getting
pretty hot out there.
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How much longer are
we gonna search?!
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- Any moment now.
- There! There's a space!
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[revs engine]
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- Ah!
- [tires screech]
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[loudly] Ma'am,
I think you're confused.
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You're standin'
in a parking spot.
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I'm saving this spot for later.
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- She's lived long enough.
- Ma!
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Okay, okay. Let me talk to her.
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Hi, sweetie, havin' a senior
moment, huh? Been there!
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- [attack screams]
- What in the--?!
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- Run, Ma!
- [screaming, banging]
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Drive, drive, drive!
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Yah!
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Son, the only thing I admire
more than a cheapskate
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is a man who knows when
to throw in the towel!
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Pay for the dang spot!
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But Ma, it's $20 now!
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Exactly! Do it quickly,
before they start chargin' $100!
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[groans]
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[buzzards squawking]
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Ohh, Splishee...
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[weakly] Free Splishees
should be free for all. Beh.
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Stay strong, brother.
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Mm. Pretty hot out here, huh?
Bet an ice-cold free Splishee
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sure would hit the spot,
right now.
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If we buy shoes from your store,
can we come inside?
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As it happens,
we have a number of
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Sip N' Snak compliant footwear
options available.
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- You got a shirt?
- Do I?!
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Unh. It's a romper!
Let's go get some Splishees!
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[cheers]
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- No! C'mon, guys!
- [protestors chatter]
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Resist! What about
banding together?
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Sorry, kid, it's over.
There should be
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just enough Splishee left
for you to get one, too.
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But you know what
you need to do, first.
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- [slurping]
- [Cricket groans] Tilly...
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- lend me your shoes.
- What?!
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I give up. It's too hot!
I stuck to my principles
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and all I got was
charred and crispy.
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Cricket, are you
really sure you--
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Please, Tilly. I need it.
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I need that Splishee!
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- [slurping, gasps]
- [door slides open]
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Nyeh.
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- [register beeps]
- Well, well.
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[whimpering]
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Good to see you've
come to your senses.
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As promised, it's all yours.
I'm proud of you, man!
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You did the right thing. So,
why don't you reap your reward?
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- [whimpering]
- [step clangs]
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- Oh, my gosh, he's doing it!
- [slurps] Oh, man.
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[struggles]
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The only thing sweeter
than a Splishee
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is the sweet, sweet
taste of victory.
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[strains] Huh?
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♪ What do I do? ♪
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♪ My mouth has never
Felt so dry ♪
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♪ Yet, why can't I look myself
In the eye? ♪
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♪ Give up my
Barefoot country soul ♪
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♪ Or abandon my
Sweet icy goal ♪
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♪ What do I do? ♪
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♪ I should be by
My brother's side ♪
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♪ And yet, I cannot
Be there with him ♪
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♪ Ooh, what will
The boy decide? ♪
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♪ When will the boy
Give up his pride? ♪
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[protestors]
♪ Can't you see
He is so thirsty ♪
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♪ Just fill it up
Or go outside ♪
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♪ I've been driving 'round
All day ♪
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♪ I just wanna
Leave this truck ♪
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♪ Should I suck it up
And pay? ♪
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- Fifty dollars?! But--
- Bill!
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♪ Ugh. I must pay ♪
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♪ I must say ♪
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♪ I must pay ♪
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-♪ I must say ♪
- ♪ I must pay ♪
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-♪ I must say ♪
- ♪ I must pay ♪
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-♪ I must say ♪
- ♪ I must pay ♪
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♪ I must say no!♪
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♪ He said no! ♪
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- Heh, heh!
- What have you done?!
235
00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,577
That was the last
of the Splishees!
236
00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:23,405
Now you'll never get one!
237
00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:25,581
Well, I've got something
even better than a Splishee...
238
00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:28,628
my principles.
Being barefoot is who I am.
239
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,760
And I'm not giving that up
for some drink.
240
00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:32,719
I may not agree
with your principles,
241
00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:36,810
but gosh darn it, kid, I can't
say I don't respect you.
242
00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:38,463
Of course, since you
made this huge mess,
243
00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:39,769
you know you're
banned forever, right?
244
00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:40,988
Makes sense.
245
00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,816
- [sighs heavily]
- [tires squeal]
246
00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:44,818
Proud of you, Bill.
I know that was hard.
247
00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:47,385
Yep. But at least we have
a nice, easy-to-get-to space,
248
00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:48,909
- so the kids won't have to--
- Hi, Papa!
249
00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:50,780
- We're ready to go!
- What?!
250
00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:52,216
I just paid for this spot!
251
00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:53,914
Did you at least get
your free drink?
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00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:56,786
No, Dad. No, I didn't.
253
00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:59,702
[sucks in breath]
Bill, you okay?
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00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:01,748
- [honks horn]
- Hey, are you leaving?
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