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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,917 --> 00:00:10,319 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:10,319 --> 00:00:11,654 - Whose relationship 3 00:00:10,319 --> 00:00:11,654 do you look at 4 00:00:11,654 --> 00:00:12,789 and you go, "I want that"? 5 00:00:12,789 --> 00:00:14,390 - My brothers are both married. 6 00:00:14,390 --> 00:00:17,873 - I think my biggest influences 7 00:00:14,390 --> 00:00:17,873 for my relationships 8 00:00:17,873 --> 00:00:19,195 has been Meg Ryan 9 00:00:17,873 --> 00:00:19,195 and Tom Hanks. 10 00:00:19,195 --> 00:00:20,496 - [laughs] Yeah, yeah. 11 00:00:20,496 --> 00:00:22,632 - I do think 12 00:00:20,496 --> 00:00:22,632 that my parents' relationship, 13 00:00:22,632 --> 00:00:24,534 there's things about it 14 00:00:22,632 --> 00:00:24,534 that I love. 15 00:00:24,534 --> 00:00:26,335 Um, I can't think of one 16 00:00:24,534 --> 00:00:26,335 right now, 17 00:00:26,335 --> 00:00:27,937 but there are--no. 18 00:00:26,335 --> 00:00:27,937 - [laughs] 19 00:00:27,937 --> 00:00:29,338 - They really have fun 20 00:00:27,937 --> 00:00:29,338 together. 21 00:00:29,338 --> 00:00:30,773 They are themselves 22 00:00:29,338 --> 00:00:30,773 around each other. 23 00:00:30,773 --> 00:00:32,341 My mom doesn't fart in front 24 00:00:30,773 --> 00:00:32,341 of my dad, 25 00:00:32,341 --> 00:00:34,143 and I would like to be able 26 00:00:32,341 --> 00:00:34,143 to do that. 27 00:00:34,143 --> 00:00:35,878 Although Chris doesn't care 28 00:00:34,143 --> 00:00:35,878 for that. 29 00:00:35,878 --> 00:00:38,481 But, um, 30 00:00:35,878 --> 00:00:38,481 I'm letting a couple out. 31 00:00:38,481 --> 00:00:41,317 [both laugh] 32 00:00:41,317 --> 00:00:43,953 - * I wanna miss my flight 33 00:00:43,953 --> 00:00:49,325 * I feel so all alone 34 00:00:43,953 --> 00:00:49,325 out on the road * 35 00:00:49,325 --> 00:00:52,662 * Can you welcome me home? 36 00:00:52,662 --> 00:00:55,531 [upbeat music] 37 00:00:55,531 --> 00:00:58,267 * 38 00:00:58,267 --> 00:00:59,969 - Come on, Lui, up. 39 00:00:59,969 --> 00:01:03,973 Talk to Bobby. 40 00:00:59,969 --> 00:01:03,973 [FaceTime ringing] 41 00:01:03,973 --> 00:01:05,875 - Hello. 42 00:01:05,875 --> 00:01:07,176 - Bob. 43 00:01:07,176 --> 00:01:09,733 - Hi, how are you? 44 00:01:09,733 --> 00:01:10,980 - I'm good. How are you? 45 00:01:10,980 --> 00:01:13,249 - I'm good, I'm good. 46 00:01:13,249 --> 00:01:14,517 Can I show you one 47 00:01:13,249 --> 00:01:14,517 real quick? 48 00:01:14,517 --> 00:01:16,152 Something your mom gave me? 49 00:01:16,152 --> 00:01:17,453 - Yeah. 50 00:01:16,152 --> 00:01:17,453 I would love to see it. 51 00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:19,489 - You know, and actually 52 00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:19,489 I was just sitting with her 53 00:01:19,489 --> 00:01:21,858 and she got excited, 54 00:01:19,489 --> 00:01:21,858 then this was on the chair 55 00:01:21,858 --> 00:01:23,159 when she got up. 56 00:01:23,159 --> 00:01:25,862 - [laughs] 57 00:01:23,159 --> 00:01:25,862 - It was like molten lava. 58 00:01:25,862 --> 00:01:27,195 It's hard. Listen. 59 00:01:27,195 --> 00:01:29,933 [clacking] 60 00:01:27,195 --> 00:01:29,933 - You give that back. 61 00:01:29,933 --> 00:01:31,033 [laughs] 62 00:01:31,033 --> 00:01:34,003 Bob Saget has become one 63 00:01:31,033 --> 00:01:34,003 of my closest friends in comedy 64 00:01:34,003 --> 00:01:36,406 and that came outta nowhere. 65 00:01:36,406 --> 00:01:38,474 I mean, I grew up knowing him 66 00:01:36,406 --> 00:01:38,474 as Danny Tanner, 67 00:01:38,474 --> 00:01:39,909 and I always kind 68 00:01:38,474 --> 00:01:39,909 of looked at him 69 00:01:39,909 --> 00:01:41,444 for, like, fatherly advice 70 00:01:41,444 --> 00:01:44,280 through him talking 71 00:01:41,444 --> 00:01:44,280 to Michelle or D.J. 72 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:47,350 or Stephanie, 73 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:47,350 but now he gives it to me. 74 00:01:47,350 --> 00:01:48,451 - I'm wondering about you. 75 00:01:48,451 --> 00:01:50,253 What's your life 76 00:01:48,451 --> 00:01:50,253 like right now? 77 00:01:50,253 --> 00:01:51,820 - I mean, 78 00:01:50,253 --> 00:01:51,820 I'm working on my special. 79 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:53,356 I'm on the road every weekend. 80 00:01:53,356 --> 00:01:55,525 I'm starting to write a book. 81 00:01:55,525 --> 00:01:56,826 I'm just, like-- 82 00:01:55,525 --> 00:01:56,826 - Right. 83 00:01:56,826 --> 00:01:59,695 - Living from job to job 84 00:01:56,826 --> 00:01:59,695 like we do, and, uh, 85 00:01:59,695 --> 00:02:03,699 trying to find happiness 86 00:01:59,695 --> 00:02:03,699 along the way. 87 00:02:03,699 --> 00:02:06,633 - Have you thought 88 00:02:03,699 --> 00:02:06,633 of selling brushes? 89 00:02:06,633 --> 00:02:09,205 Might be good to do 90 00:02:06,633 --> 00:02:09,205 'cause you don't sound busy. 91 00:02:09,205 --> 00:02:10,673 - [laughs] 92 00:02:10,673 --> 00:02:12,442 Bob is someone 93 00:02:10,673 --> 00:02:12,442 that you can text and be like, 94 00:02:12,442 --> 00:02:13,710 "Hey, can we talk 95 00:02:12,442 --> 00:02:13,710 for a couple minutes? 96 00:02:13,710 --> 00:02:14,877 I just need some advice 97 00:02:13,710 --> 00:02:14,877 on this thing." 98 00:02:14,877 --> 00:02:17,513 And then he'll keep you 99 00:02:14,877 --> 00:02:17,513 on the phone for like an hour. 100 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:21,783 I just feel so understood 101 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:21,783 by him and accepted. 102 00:02:21,783 --> 00:02:23,286 Now I'm one 103 00:02:21,783 --> 00:02:23,286 of the Tanner children. 104 00:02:23,286 --> 00:02:26,389 Bob, I haven't been 105 00:02:23,286 --> 00:02:26,389 dating recently, 106 00:02:26,389 --> 00:02:28,291 and, like, I'm thinking 107 00:02:26,389 --> 00:02:28,291 about getting back together 108 00:02:28,291 --> 00:02:30,759 with my ex-boyfriend, 109 00:02:28,291 --> 00:02:30,759 but I'm also like, 110 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:32,729 should I go back out there, 111 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:32,729 should I try--like, 112 00:02:32,729 --> 00:02:35,923 when you met Kelly, 113 00:02:32,729 --> 00:02:35,923 had you given up? 114 00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:36,766 Were you thinking, oh-- 115 00:02:36,766 --> 00:02:38,835 - Yeah, I didn't think I was 116 00:02:36,766 --> 00:02:38,835 gonna meet anybody ever again. 117 00:02:38,835 --> 00:02:40,703 - Really? 118 00:02:38,835 --> 00:02:40,703 - Yeah. 119 00:02:40,703 --> 00:02:42,371 We met through 120 00:02:40,703 --> 00:02:42,371 a mutual friend, 121 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:44,874 and then two weeks later, 122 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:44,874 we were in Vegas 123 00:02:44,874 --> 00:02:46,809 on our first date, so... 124 00:02:46,809 --> 00:02:48,378 - I love that. 125 00:02:48,378 --> 00:02:50,847 Do you--what's 126 00:02:48,378 --> 00:02:50,847 the age difference there? 127 00:02:50,847 --> 00:02:52,382 Can you reveal that to me? 128 00:02:52,382 --> 00:02:55,918 - 84 years different. 129 00:02:55,918 --> 00:02:57,620 - [laughs] 130 00:02:55,918 --> 00:02:57,620 You look good. 131 00:02:57,620 --> 00:02:58,955 - I'm the undead. 132 00:02:57,620 --> 00:02:58,955 I'm a creature. 133 00:02:58,955 --> 00:03:01,513 Did you love your ex? 134 00:03:01,513 --> 00:03:04,961 - Yes, but my issue 135 00:03:01,513 --> 00:03:04,961 with him is that 136 00:03:04,961 --> 00:03:06,929 I need us to be able 137 00:03:04,961 --> 00:03:06,929 to communicate better, 138 00:03:06,929 --> 00:03:10,333 and I feel like we don't 139 00:03:06,929 --> 00:03:10,333 have the tools for that. 140 00:03:10,333 --> 00:03:13,633 And the thing that really 141 00:03:10,333 --> 00:03:13,633 keeps bringing us back, 142 00:03:13,633 --> 00:03:15,653 if I'm gonna be honest, 143 00:03:13,633 --> 00:03:15,653 is the sex. 144 00:03:15,653 --> 00:03:16,872 Keeps us going. 145 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,442 - [laughs] 146 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,442 You would love it, Bob. 147 00:03:20,977 --> 00:03:23,880 - But I'm happy for you 148 00:03:20,977 --> 00:03:23,880 if this is the right guy. 149 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,753 - Yeah... 150 00:03:25,753 --> 00:03:26,482 - I think that's 151 00:03:25,753 --> 00:03:26,482 wonderful--and if it's not, 152 00:03:26,482 --> 00:03:28,783 you know, you find out. 153 00:03:28,783 --> 00:03:29,519 I'm gonna go out, 154 00:03:29,519 --> 00:03:31,654 and I'm gonna look 155 00:03:29,519 --> 00:03:31,654 for somebody for you. 156 00:03:31,654 --> 00:03:33,956 - I love you, Bob. 157 00:03:31,654 --> 00:03:33,956 I'll do anything for you. 158 00:03:33,956 --> 00:03:36,292 - I love you too. 159 00:03:33,956 --> 00:03:36,292 Tell your mom I miss her. 160 00:03:36,292 --> 00:03:37,460 She'll know what I mean. 161 00:03:37,460 --> 00:03:38,828 - Oh, my God, she will. 162 00:03:38,828 --> 00:03:40,496 She is going 163 00:03:38,828 --> 00:03:40,496 to love that so much. 164 00:03:40,496 --> 00:03:43,332 I will let her know. 165 00:03:40,496 --> 00:03:43,332 All right, bye, Bob. 166 00:03:43,332 --> 00:03:44,767 Oh, my God. 167 00:03:43,332 --> 00:03:44,767 - Love you, Nikki. 168 00:03:44,767 --> 00:03:47,303 - Love you too, Bob, bye. 169 00:03:44,767 --> 00:03:47,303 - Goodbye. 170 00:03:48,638 --> 00:03:52,013 - All I know about you is 171 00:03:48,638 --> 00:03:52,013 that you were discovered 172 00:03:52,013 --> 00:03:52,909 behind a Pizza Hut in Vadnais. 173 00:03:52,909 --> 00:03:55,144 [Italian accent] So that's 174 00:03:52,909 --> 00:03:55,144 why your name is la Luigi, 175 00:03:55,144 --> 00:03:58,815 because you were found behind 176 00:03:55,144 --> 00:03:58,815 a classic Italian restaurant, 177 00:03:58,815 --> 00:04:00,149 Pizza Hut. 178 00:04:00,149 --> 00:04:01,350 I love when you do this. 179 00:04:01,350 --> 00:04:02,952 - [soft squeak] 180 00:04:02,952 --> 00:04:04,721 [upbeat music] 181 00:04:04,721 --> 00:04:07,356 - You expressed yourself 182 00:04:04,721 --> 00:04:07,356 out of your butt. 183 00:04:07,356 --> 00:04:09,158 Ugh, it smells. 184 00:04:09,158 --> 00:04:15,998 * 185 00:04:15,998 --> 00:04:17,733 Andrew? 186 00:04:15,998 --> 00:04:17,733 - Yeah? 187 00:04:17,733 --> 00:04:20,470 I'm gonna throw out some stuff. 188 00:04:20,470 --> 00:04:22,972 - Okay. 189 00:04:20,470 --> 00:04:22,972 - Oh, my favorite activity. 190 00:04:22,972 --> 00:04:25,308 - Okay, that stuff is old. 191 00:04:25,308 --> 00:04:26,776 - Yeah, that Zevia's been 192 00:04:25,308 --> 00:04:26,776 in there. 193 00:04:26,776 --> 00:04:28,978 - What's up? 194 00:04:26,776 --> 00:04:28,978 - Ew, what is that? 195 00:04:28,978 --> 00:04:30,313 - Mold! 196 00:04:28,978 --> 00:04:30,313 - Ugh! 197 00:04:30,313 --> 00:04:32,181 Don't get hot water in it then. 198 00:04:32,181 --> 00:04:33,383 - I guarantee you, 199 00:04:33,383 --> 00:04:35,385 Andrew's been 200 00:04:33,383 --> 00:04:35,385 shoving bread down there. 201 00:04:35,385 --> 00:04:36,986 - What's that white 202 00:04:35,385 --> 00:04:36,986 stuff though? 203 00:04:36,986 --> 00:04:38,521 - Ugh, more mold. 204 00:04:38,521 --> 00:04:40,189 - We get it, we're disgusting. 205 00:04:40,189 --> 00:04:42,925 This is why I feel unlovable. 206 00:04:40,189 --> 00:04:42,925 - This? 207 00:04:42,925 --> 00:04:44,961 - Boys can get away 208 00:04:42,925 --> 00:04:44,961 with being gross. 209 00:04:44,961 --> 00:04:48,398 Girls should be like, 210 00:04:44,961 --> 00:04:48,398 "I love clean things." 211 00:04:48,398 --> 00:04:49,932 And I just, like, don't... 212 00:04:48,398 --> 00:04:49,932 - Can recycle. 213 00:04:49,932 --> 00:04:51,467 - Know how to do it. 214 00:04:49,932 --> 00:04:51,467 - Can I rinse it out? 215 00:04:51,467 --> 00:04:52,835 - I don't know how 216 00:04:51,467 --> 00:04:52,835 to be a woman. 217 00:04:52,835 --> 00:04:54,537 - It already feels better 218 00:04:52,835 --> 00:04:54,537 though, right? 219 00:04:54,537 --> 00:04:55,838 - Yes. 220 00:04:54,537 --> 00:04:55,838 [FaceTime beeping] 221 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:57,340 Hi, Mom. 222 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:59,475 - What are you doing? 223 00:04:57,340 --> 00:04:59,475 - Hey, Dad. 224 00:04:59,475 --> 00:05:00,710 - Hi, kid. 225 00:04:59,475 --> 00:05:00,710 How you doing? 226 00:05:00,710 --> 00:05:02,393 - Where are you guys? 227 00:05:00,710 --> 00:05:02,393 - [indistinct] 228 00:05:02,393 --> 00:05:03,446 - Hey, guys! 229 00:05:04,647 --> 00:05:05,748 - Oh. 230 00:05:05,748 --> 00:05:07,583 My parents bought 231 00:05:05,748 --> 00:05:07,583 the river cabin, 232 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:09,685 and it's awful. 233 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:11,921 To me, 234 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:11,921 it represents the outdoors, 235 00:05:11,921 --> 00:05:15,458 and my entire family 236 00:05:11,921 --> 00:05:15,458 loves the outdoors, 237 00:05:15,458 --> 00:05:19,228 and I was adopted, apparently, 238 00:05:19,228 --> 00:05:22,732 because I did get 239 00:05:19,228 --> 00:05:22,732 that genetic mutation. 240 00:05:22,732 --> 00:05:24,467 - Can we come out there 241 00:05:22,732 --> 00:05:24,467 sometime soon? 242 00:05:24,467 --> 00:05:26,169 - No! 243 00:05:24,467 --> 00:05:26,169 - It sounds so cozy. 244 00:05:26,169 --> 00:05:28,971 - We have games to play, 245 00:05:26,169 --> 00:05:28,971 Trac Ball, football... 246 00:05:28,971 --> 00:05:31,741 - We got ping-pong, darts. 247 00:05:28,971 --> 00:05:31,741 - Ping-pong, darts. 248 00:05:31,741 --> 00:05:34,033 - I'll smoke your ass 249 00:05:31,741 --> 00:05:34,033 in ping-pong. 250 00:05:34,033 --> 00:05:34,544 - Yes! 251 00:05:37,580 --> 00:05:38,581 - Because I knew 252 00:05:37,580 --> 00:05:38,581 if you got me out of the car, 253 00:05:38,581 --> 00:05:40,950 you'd go on some kind 254 00:05:38,581 --> 00:05:40,950 of hike that had no end. 255 00:05:40,950 --> 00:05:43,886 My sister, I guess, 256 00:05:40,950 --> 00:05:43,886 was conceived on the river. 257 00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:45,755 I was conceived 258 00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:45,755 in New York City. 259 00:05:45,755 --> 00:05:47,557 Maybe it's 260 00:05:45,755 --> 00:05:47,557 about where you were conceived 261 00:05:47,557 --> 00:05:50,259 because I don't like the river, 262 00:05:47,557 --> 00:05:50,259 and I love New York. 263 00:05:50,259 --> 00:05:52,893 Why are you strangling Dad? 264 00:05:52,893 --> 00:05:54,630 - 'Cause he won't 265 00:05:52,893 --> 00:05:54,630 share the phone with me. 266 00:05:54,630 --> 00:05:55,865 I want to see you guys too. 267 00:05:54,630 --> 00:05:55,865 - How's that? 268 00:05:55,865 --> 00:05:56,999 Is that better? 269 00:05:56,999 --> 00:05:58,434 - Hi. 270 00:06:00,737 --> 00:06:02,705 - All right, 271 00:06:00,737 --> 00:06:02,705 I'll think about it. 272 00:06:02,705 --> 00:06:03,740 I'll think about it. 273 00:06:02,705 --> 00:06:03,740 - Yeah, get back to me. 274 00:06:03,740 --> 00:06:04,941 - All right. 275 00:06:03,740 --> 00:06:04,941 - We're going. 276 00:06:04,941 --> 00:06:06,363 - All right, 277 00:06:04,941 --> 00:06:06,363 we'll see you later. 278 00:06:06,363 --> 00:06:08,544 - Why do you not like-- 279 00:06:06,363 --> 00:06:08,544 what's so wrong about it? 280 00:06:08,544 --> 00:06:10,279 - Sounds like we have a lot 281 00:06:08,544 --> 00:06:10,279 of activities to do. 282 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:11,814 * 283 00:06:11,814 --> 00:06:13,816 - Do you think--am I someone 284 00:06:11,814 --> 00:06:13,816 who likes activities? 285 00:06:13,816 --> 00:06:15,918 - But, like, what about just 286 00:06:13,816 --> 00:06:15,918 being out in nature 287 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:18,988 and having like, 288 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:18,988 forest, trees, the river? 289 00:06:18,988 --> 00:06:20,757 He loves it. 290 00:06:18,988 --> 00:06:20,757 - [whimpers softly] 291 00:06:20,757 --> 00:06:22,291 - Oh, he loves the river. 292 00:06:20,757 --> 00:06:22,291 - Do it for your son. 293 00:06:22,291 --> 00:06:23,793 - Do you love the river? 294 00:06:23,793 --> 00:06:25,828 - Well, I'm excited to go. 295 00:06:23,793 --> 00:06:25,828 It would be fun. 296 00:06:25,828 --> 00:06:29,532 How far away is it, Nikki? 297 00:06:25,828 --> 00:06:29,532 - It's by Six Flags. 298 00:06:29,532 --> 00:06:31,768 - Oh, that's not bad at all. 299 00:06:29,532 --> 00:06:31,768 - In Eureka. 300 00:06:31,768 --> 00:06:33,903 If you guys will go, 301 00:06:31,768 --> 00:06:33,903 then I'll go out there. 302 00:06:33,903 --> 00:06:37,306 Oh, I'm allergic to even 303 00:06:33,903 --> 00:06:37,306 thinking about going outside. 304 00:06:37,306 --> 00:06:39,642 [laughter] 305 00:06:39,642 --> 00:06:41,644 [tense music] 306 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:49,793 [upbeat music] 307 00:06:49,793 --> 00:06:51,821 - I found this guy 308 00:06:49,793 --> 00:06:51,821 when I googled 309 00:06:51,821 --> 00:06:54,843 "bird activity St. Louis." 310 00:06:54,843 --> 00:06:56,859 He loves owls. 311 00:06:54,843 --> 00:06:56,859 He goes by Mark the Owl Man. 312 00:06:56,859 --> 00:06:58,895 But yeah, we're just gonna go 313 00:06:56,859 --> 00:06:58,895 look at owls. 314 00:06:58,895 --> 00:07:01,230 - Oh, wow, 315 00:06:58,895 --> 00:07:01,230 he looks well-prepared. 316 00:07:01,230 --> 00:07:02,432 - I love birds. 317 00:07:02,432 --> 00:07:05,601 Oh, I love you. 318 00:07:02,432 --> 00:07:05,601 I love you. 319 00:07:05,601 --> 00:07:07,737 But I don't like the outdoors. 320 00:07:07,737 --> 00:07:10,306 It just, like, 321 00:07:07,737 --> 00:07:10,306 represents mud and spiders. 322 00:07:10,306 --> 00:07:11,607 And snakes. 323 00:07:11,607 --> 00:07:15,244 But when it comes to birds, 324 00:07:11,607 --> 00:07:15,244 I'm nature girl. 325 00:07:15,244 --> 00:07:16,679 I'm not nature girl. 326 00:07:16,679 --> 00:07:19,549 I'm willing to be in the middle 327 00:07:16,679 --> 00:07:19,549 of some nature girl. 328 00:07:19,549 --> 00:07:20,983 Mark? 329 00:07:19,549 --> 00:07:20,983 - Hey! 330 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:22,463 - Hello, I'm Nikki. 331 00:07:20,983 --> 00:07:22,463 - How you doing? 332 00:07:22,463 --> 00:07:23,619 Nikki, great to meet you. 333 00:07:22,463 --> 00:07:23,619 - Hi, nice to meet you. 334 00:07:23,619 --> 00:07:24,854 - I'm Mark Glenshaw. 335 00:07:23,619 --> 00:07:24,854 I'm the Owl Man. 336 00:07:24,854 --> 00:07:25,922 - The Owl Man, 337 00:07:24,854 --> 00:07:25,922 so nice to meet you. 338 00:07:25,922 --> 00:07:26,923 - Likewise. 339 00:07:25,922 --> 00:07:26,923 - This is Chris. 340 00:07:26,923 --> 00:07:27,924 - Hey, Mark the Owl Man. 341 00:07:26,923 --> 00:07:27,924 - Chris. 342 00:07:27,924 --> 00:07:29,533 - I'm Chris. 343 00:07:27,924 --> 00:07:29,533 - Pleasure. 344 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:30,543 - I'm so excited. 345 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:30,543 - Nice to meet you. 346 00:07:30,543 --> 00:07:31,761 - You have a fantastic beard. 347 00:07:30,543 --> 00:07:31,761 - Thank you. 348 00:07:31,761 --> 00:07:33,463 - That's a man. 349 00:07:31,761 --> 00:07:33,463 - That's a man right there. 350 00:07:33,463 --> 00:07:34,630 - That's an Owl Man. 351 00:07:33,463 --> 00:07:34,630 - That's an Owl Man. 352 00:07:34,630 --> 00:07:36,365 - Okay, well, 353 00:07:34,630 --> 00:07:36,365 let's go see some owls. 354 00:07:36,365 --> 00:07:38,634 - Cool. 355 00:07:36,365 --> 00:07:38,634 - What are we looking for? 356 00:07:38,634 --> 00:07:40,643 - So these are big owls, 357 00:07:40,643 --> 00:07:42,993 so second tallest owl 358 00:07:40,643 --> 00:07:42,993 in North America, 359 00:07:42,993 --> 00:07:44,373 18 to 25 inches tall. 360 00:07:44,373 --> 00:07:46,175 To put that in perspective, 361 00:07:46,175 --> 00:07:49,145 from tip to tip... 362 00:07:49,145 --> 00:07:50,713 - Mm-mm. 363 00:07:50,713 --> 00:07:52,382 - Is 6 1/2 inches. 364 00:07:52,382 --> 00:07:55,818 So you see my camera is 365 00:07:52,382 --> 00:07:55,818 a shower and a grower. 366 00:07:55,818 --> 00:07:58,388 - [laughing] 367 00:07:55,818 --> 00:07:58,388 Mark. 368 00:07:58,388 --> 00:08:00,556 - Mark. 369 00:07:58,388 --> 00:08:00,556 - Ooh, hi, Charles. 370 00:08:00,556 --> 00:08:01,624 - No way. 371 00:08:00,556 --> 00:08:01,624 - Huh, get out of here. 372 00:08:01,624 --> 00:08:04,883 - Look. 373 00:08:01,624 --> 00:08:04,883 - Oh, whoa. 374 00:08:04,883 --> 00:08:05,893 - Word of warning, Chris, 375 00:08:05,893 --> 00:08:07,930 human females react 376 00:08:05,893 --> 00:08:07,930 very strongly to Charles. 377 00:08:07,930 --> 00:08:10,433 He gets so many digits, 378 00:08:07,930 --> 00:08:10,433 hotel room keys. 379 00:08:10,433 --> 00:08:11,634 - Oh, my God. 380 00:08:11,634 --> 00:08:12,435 - Charles is always 381 00:08:11,634 --> 00:08:12,435 swiped right. 382 00:08:12,435 --> 00:08:13,836 - Massive. 383 00:08:13,836 --> 00:08:15,993 - I can't believe 384 00:08:13,836 --> 00:08:15,993 you found him that quickly. 385 00:08:15,993 --> 00:08:17,673 - So I've been 386 00:08:15,993 --> 00:08:17,673 studying Charles and his mates 387 00:08:17,673 --> 00:08:19,342 and their babies here 388 00:08:17,673 --> 00:08:19,342 for 15 years. 389 00:08:19,342 --> 00:08:20,710 - Oh, my God. 390 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:22,612 - You say men can't commit. 391 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:22,612 Come on. 392 00:08:22,612 --> 00:08:23,946 [laughter] 393 00:08:22,612 --> 00:08:23,946 - Yeah. 394 00:08:23,946 --> 00:08:25,415 - Never mind my girlfriend 395 00:08:23,946 --> 00:08:25,415 for 23. 396 00:08:25,415 --> 00:08:27,417 - Oh, wow. 397 00:08:25,415 --> 00:08:27,417 - Oh, that's pretty good. 398 00:08:27,417 --> 00:08:28,851 - Yeah. 399 00:08:27,417 --> 00:08:28,851 - Why aren't you married? 400 00:08:28,851 --> 00:08:31,483 - If it ain't broke, 401 00:08:28,851 --> 00:08:31,483 don't marry it. 402 00:08:31,483 --> 00:08:32,922 * 403 00:08:32,922 --> 00:08:34,756 - Do you live together? 404 00:08:32,922 --> 00:08:34,756 - We did for many years. 405 00:08:34,756 --> 00:08:36,259 And then, several years ago, 406 00:08:34,756 --> 00:08:36,259 we were like, 407 00:08:36,259 --> 00:08:39,595 "We've got really different 408 00:08:36,259 --> 00:08:39,595 schedules and so forth." 409 00:08:39,595 --> 00:08:41,582 - But sometimes, 410 00:08:39,595 --> 00:08:41,582 you spend the night together? 411 00:08:41,582 --> 00:08:42,832 - Yeah, yeah, 412 00:08:41,582 --> 00:08:42,832 or just, you know, hang. 413 00:08:42,832 --> 00:08:44,867 Like, she's coming over 414 00:08:42,832 --> 00:08:44,867 for martinis 415 00:08:44,867 --> 00:08:47,643 and food magazines on Friday. 416 00:08:47,643 --> 00:08:49,772 - I think that my relationship 417 00:08:47,643 --> 00:08:49,772 doesn't have to look 418 00:08:49,772 --> 00:08:51,441 exactly like everyone else's. 419 00:08:51,441 --> 00:08:52,942 Mark's doesn't. 420 00:08:52,942 --> 00:08:54,777 He and his lady have been 421 00:08:52,942 --> 00:08:54,777 together for 23 years, 422 00:08:54,777 --> 00:08:56,612 and they're boyfriend 423 00:08:54,777 --> 00:08:56,612 and girlfriend still. 424 00:08:56,612 --> 00:08:58,648 [owl hooting] 425 00:08:58,648 --> 00:09:00,883 - Did you hear that? 426 00:08:58,648 --> 00:09:00,883 I just heard a female. 427 00:09:00,883 --> 00:09:02,618 What did I hear that told me 428 00:09:00,883 --> 00:09:02,618 it's a female? 429 00:09:02,618 --> 00:09:06,503 - Squawk-y. 430 00:09:02,618 --> 00:09:06,503 - "Meh, treachery, meh." 431 00:09:06,503 --> 00:09:08,424 - It's just nice to see 432 00:09:06,503 --> 00:09:08,424 that some other man 433 00:09:08,424 --> 00:09:10,203 isn't ready to commit either. 434 00:09:10,203 --> 00:09:12,893 - Thanks so much, Mark. 435 00:09:10,203 --> 00:09:12,893 - Thank you. 436 00:09:12,893 --> 00:09:14,230 - Bye, Mark, thank you. 437 00:09:12,893 --> 00:09:14,230 - Real pleasure. 438 00:09:14,230 --> 00:09:15,798 - He is so sweet. 439 00:09:14,230 --> 00:09:15,798 - Yeah, he's amazing. 440 00:09:15,798 --> 00:09:18,401 - Who does he remind me of? 441 00:09:15,798 --> 00:09:18,401 - Paul Giamatti? 442 00:09:18,401 --> 00:09:19,902 - Yes! 443 00:09:19,902 --> 00:09:21,471 I'm wanna look at him 444 00:09:19,902 --> 00:09:21,471 with binoculars. 445 00:09:21,471 --> 00:09:22,972 - Well, easy. 446 00:09:22,972 --> 00:09:25,308 - So I know 447 00:09:22,972 --> 00:09:25,308 we talked about going 448 00:09:25,308 --> 00:09:29,278 to couples counseling 449 00:09:25,308 --> 00:09:29,278 even though we're not a couple, 450 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:32,482 but I just feel like, 451 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:32,482 when are we gonna do it? 452 00:09:32,482 --> 00:09:33,783 When it comes to Chris, 453 00:09:33,783 --> 00:09:36,463 I'm at a point 454 00:09:33,783 --> 00:09:36,463 where I have needs, 455 00:09:36,463 --> 00:09:40,503 and my number one need is 456 00:09:36,463 --> 00:09:40,503 that he needs to go to therapy. 457 00:09:40,503 --> 00:09:42,358 I want to be with someone 458 00:09:40,503 --> 00:09:42,358 who goes to therapy. 459 00:09:42,358 --> 00:09:44,883 I can't be with someone 460 00:09:42,358 --> 00:09:44,883 who doesn't work on themselves. 461 00:09:44,883 --> 00:09:47,430 I mean, I need him to go to, 462 00:09:44,883 --> 00:09:47,430 like, couples therapy. 463 00:09:47,430 --> 00:09:50,603 It's just a thing I thought of. 464 00:09:47,430 --> 00:09:50,603 He has to go to therapy. 465 00:09:50,603 --> 00:09:52,535 - Well, if the two of you go, 466 00:09:50,603 --> 00:09:52,535 that means a couple. 467 00:09:52,535 --> 00:09:54,270 - No, it doesn't. 468 00:09:52,535 --> 00:09:54,270 Oh, my God. 469 00:09:54,270 --> 00:09:55,838 I forgot to tell you. 470 00:09:55,838 --> 00:09:57,673 Let's just do this. 471 00:09:57,673 --> 00:09:58,941 Therapy--in therapy-- 472 00:09:57,673 --> 00:09:58,941 go to therapy-- 473 00:09:58,941 --> 00:10:00,643 therapy-- 474 00:09:58,941 --> 00:10:00,643 couples therapy. 475 00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:01,744 If you have time 476 00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:01,744 to watch "Squid Game," 477 00:10:01,744 --> 00:10:02,745 you have time to go to therapy. 478 00:10:02,745 --> 00:10:04,947 We've tried for eight years. 479 00:10:02,745 --> 00:10:04,947 It's not working. 480 00:10:04,947 --> 00:10:07,650 So it's therapy or bust. 481 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,719 I found a woman. 482 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,719 Her name is Melissa. 483 00:10:09,719 --> 00:10:12,922 - Okay. 484 00:10:09,719 --> 00:10:12,922 - She's a marriage counselor. 485 00:10:12,922 --> 00:10:14,257 She talks to couples. 486 00:10:14,257 --> 00:10:16,893 - Does she take people 487 00:10:14,257 --> 00:10:16,893 that aren't even dating? 488 00:10:16,893 --> 00:10:19,228 It's such a strange thing 489 00:10:19,228 --> 00:10:24,300 to be like, "We're exes, 490 00:10:19,228 --> 00:10:24,300 and we're not together, 491 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:27,970 and we're gonna try 492 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:27,970 to do couples therapy." 493 00:10:27,970 --> 00:10:29,372 We've talked about it. 494 00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:32,875 And I'm excited 495 00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:32,875 to finally do it. 496 00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:34,444 - Really? 497 00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:34,444 - Yeah. 498 00:10:34,444 --> 00:10:37,480 You know, it's not something 499 00:10:34,444 --> 00:10:37,480 that you're just dying to do, 500 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:38,514 but I'm gonna do it. 501 00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:40,983 I'm fine. 502 00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:40,983 I'm gonna do it. 503 00:10:40,983 --> 00:10:42,819 - That means a lot. 504 00:10:40,983 --> 00:10:42,819 Thank you for going. 505 00:10:42,819 --> 00:10:43,986 - Yeah, of course. 506 00:10:43,986 --> 00:10:44,921 - I feel like 507 00:10:43,986 --> 00:10:44,921 we don't need to go now. 508 00:10:44,921 --> 00:10:46,889 - Yeah. 509 00:10:44,921 --> 00:10:46,889 [owl hoots] 510 00:10:46,889 --> 00:10:48,925 * 511 00:10:53,162 --> 00:10:55,898 [upbeat music] 512 00:10:55,898 --> 00:10:58,501 - In high school 513 00:10:55,898 --> 00:10:58,501 we coined the term "hell." 514 00:10:58,501 --> 00:11:00,870 - Oh, I have to study 515 00:10:58,501 --> 00:11:00,870 for this social studies test. 516 00:11:00,870 --> 00:11:02,805 - Hell. 517 00:11:00,870 --> 00:11:02,805 - Hell. 518 00:11:02,805 --> 00:11:04,941 Hiking for me is hell. 519 00:11:04,941 --> 00:11:08,723 Or, like, kayaking, or, like-- 520 00:11:04,941 --> 00:11:08,723 - Travel. 521 00:11:08,723 --> 00:11:09,746 - Oh, I'm gonna pack 522 00:11:08,723 --> 00:11:09,746 for my upcoming trip 523 00:11:09,746 --> 00:11:11,180 that's a week away. 524 00:11:11,180 --> 00:11:12,448 both: Hell. 525 00:11:12,448 --> 00:11:14,283 * 526 00:11:14,283 --> 00:11:15,952 - All right. 527 00:11:15,952 --> 00:11:19,155 The expedition begins. 528 00:11:15,952 --> 00:11:19,155 - I got the wedges! 529 00:11:19,155 --> 00:11:20,890 - I wish I had a thing 530 00:11:19,155 --> 00:11:20,890 like golf 531 00:11:20,890 --> 00:11:23,292 that made this more palatable. 532 00:11:23,292 --> 00:11:26,629 The river cabin to me just 533 00:11:23,292 --> 00:11:26,629 represents being stuck. 534 00:11:26,629 --> 00:11:28,923 My parents love this cabin. 535 00:11:28,923 --> 00:11:30,266 I call it the ------- cabin 536 00:11:30,266 --> 00:11:31,801 'cause that's what 537 00:11:30,266 --> 00:11:31,801 I figure, like, 538 00:11:31,801 --> 00:11:33,973 they do there most of the time. 539 00:11:33,973 --> 00:11:36,506 A lot of my childhood 540 00:11:33,973 --> 00:11:36,506 was spent outdoors 541 00:11:36,506 --> 00:11:37,974 when I didn't want to be. 542 00:11:37,974 --> 00:11:40,176 My parents used to, like, 543 00:11:37,974 --> 00:11:40,176 make us go camping 544 00:11:40,176 --> 00:11:42,011 and canoeing. 545 00:11:42,011 --> 00:11:45,515 I spent so many times, like, 546 00:11:42,011 --> 00:11:45,515 standing in a pueblo. 547 00:11:45,515 --> 00:11:47,850 I just associate nature with 548 00:11:47,850 --> 00:11:51,320 being forced to do things 549 00:11:47,850 --> 00:11:51,320 I don't want to do. 550 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,222 [hawk screeches] 551 00:11:53,222 --> 00:11:56,692 * 552 00:11:56,692 --> 00:11:59,262 - Oh, I gotta pee. 553 00:11:56,692 --> 00:11:59,262 - Me too! 554 00:11:59,262 --> 00:12:00,763 - Oh, I gotta pee. 555 00:11:59,262 --> 00:12:00,763 - Just pee outside. 556 00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,999 - Can we just pee in this, 557 00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,999 like, ravine? 558 00:12:02,999 --> 00:12:03,966 - Just pee right there. 559 00:12:02,999 --> 00:12:03,966 - I totally will pee outside. 560 00:12:03,966 --> 00:12:06,633 - Those bushes, can we please? 561 00:12:03,966 --> 00:12:06,633 - Go ahead. 562 00:12:06,633 --> 00:12:07,503 - I'll go pee right now. 563 00:12:06,633 --> 00:12:07,503 - Go ahead, do it right now. 564 00:12:07,503 --> 00:12:09,338 - Okay. 565 00:12:09,338 --> 00:12:11,507 Oh, thank God. 566 00:12:11,507 --> 00:12:15,311 * 567 00:12:15,311 --> 00:12:16,733 - What if I have to poop? 568 00:12:16,733 --> 00:12:17,680 Do we have good plumbing 569 00:12:16,733 --> 00:12:17,680 out here? 570 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:19,716 I didn't ask that. 571 00:12:19,716 --> 00:12:22,485 - You got left, bitch! 572 00:12:19,716 --> 00:12:22,485 - No! 573 00:12:22,485 --> 00:12:24,721 - Andrew! 574 00:12:22,485 --> 00:12:24,721 - Andrew! 575 00:12:24,721 --> 00:12:26,022 - ---- you. 576 00:12:26,022 --> 00:12:27,557 - Oh, my God. 577 00:12:26,022 --> 00:12:27,557 - [laughing] 578 00:12:27,557 --> 00:12:32,893 - I should have left you two 579 00:12:27,557 --> 00:12:32,893 in St. Louis. 580 00:12:32,893 --> 00:12:34,464 I should just move out one day, 581 00:12:32,893 --> 00:12:34,464 and just call you, and go, 582 00:12:34,464 --> 00:12:36,032 "You got left, bitch!" 583 00:12:36,032 --> 00:12:37,366 - I wouldn't even be surprised. 584 00:12:37,366 --> 00:12:39,168 - [laughs] 585 00:12:39,168 --> 00:12:42,004 Pull in here. 586 00:12:39,168 --> 00:12:42,004 Hello! 587 00:12:42,004 --> 00:12:43,206 - It's cute. Oh, my gosh. 588 00:12:42,004 --> 00:12:43,206 Right on the river. 589 00:12:43,206 --> 00:12:45,875 - All right, all right! 590 00:12:43,206 --> 00:12:45,875 - We're here! 591 00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:46,876 Hello! 592 00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:46,876 - Hey, you guys. 593 00:12:46,876 --> 00:12:49,379 How are you? 594 00:12:46,876 --> 00:12:49,379 - Hi. 595 00:12:49,379 --> 00:12:51,714 - Yay, we got 596 00:12:49,379 --> 00:12:51,714 a little catering situation. 597 00:12:51,714 --> 00:12:53,182 Where'd you get this guy? 598 00:12:53,182 --> 00:12:54,917 - He's from Cincinnati. 599 00:12:53,182 --> 00:12:54,917 - Oh, my gosh. 600 00:12:54,917 --> 00:12:56,285 - From the museum. 601 00:12:56,285 --> 00:12:58,154 - Someday, Nikki, 602 00:12:56,285 --> 00:12:58,154 this'll be all yours. 603 00:12:58,154 --> 00:12:59,389 - [yawning] 604 00:12:58,154 --> 00:12:59,389 Oh, God. 605 00:12:59,389 --> 00:13:01,591 - [chuckles] 606 00:13:01,591 --> 00:13:03,760 - Can we go upstairs, 607 00:13:01,591 --> 00:13:03,760 and see it, and wash hands? 608 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:04,894 'Cause we just peed 609 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:04,894 in the forest. 610 00:13:04,894 --> 00:13:06,563 - Yes, go free. 611 00:13:06,563 --> 00:13:07,913 - Yeah, we just peed 612 00:13:06,563 --> 00:13:07,913 in the woods. 613 00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:07,930 - Yeah. 614 00:13:07,930 --> 00:13:09,565 * 615 00:13:09,565 --> 00:13:11,801 Oh, this is so cute! 616 00:13:11,801 --> 00:13:13,736 It's cozy up here. 617 00:13:11,801 --> 00:13:13,736 Boggle. 618 00:13:13,736 --> 00:13:16,272 - Cute! 619 00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:21,377 This cabin isn't as terrible 620 00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:21,377 as I remember it being. 621 00:13:21,377 --> 00:13:23,212 Mom, is he seeing anyone? 622 00:13:23,212 --> 00:13:24,347 - Nikki. 623 00:13:24,347 --> 00:13:26,315 That is the weirdest thing 624 00:13:24,347 --> 00:13:26,315 I've ever seen in my life. 625 00:13:26,315 --> 00:13:27,250 - What? 626 00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:29,786 I am finding ways 627 00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:29,786 to make it fun for myself 628 00:13:29,786 --> 00:13:31,554 and make others 629 00:13:29,786 --> 00:13:31,554 deeply uncomfortable, 630 00:13:31,554 --> 00:13:33,833 which makes me comfortable. 631 00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:35,324 I'm sorry, Mom. 632 00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:35,324 I have a boyfriend. 633 00:13:35,324 --> 00:13:36,359 Get used to it. 634 00:13:36,359 --> 00:13:38,594 That's my mom. 635 00:13:36,359 --> 00:13:38,594 She doesn't care. 636 00:13:38,594 --> 00:13:40,903 Oh, my God, you're so hard. 637 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:41,864 Not in front of my dad. 638 00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,900 [laughter] 639 00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:46,963 - No, no, no, no! 640 00:13:46,963 --> 00:13:48,237 - It's so uncomfortable. 641 00:13:48,237 --> 00:13:50,306 - [laughs] 642 00:13:50,306 --> 00:13:54,033 * 643 00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:55,378 I'm gonna go grab 644 00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:55,378 my favorite pen back at home. 645 00:13:55,378 --> 00:13:57,613 I really wanna 646 00:13:55,378 --> 00:13:57,613 write down something. 647 00:13:57,613 --> 00:13:58,915 I don't wanna forget. 648 00:13:58,915 --> 00:14:02,463 My family loves 649 00:13:58,915 --> 00:14:02,463 outdoor activities. 650 00:14:02,463 --> 00:14:03,953 - I wanna just have 651 00:14:02,463 --> 00:14:03,953 one shoot off with Andrew. 652 00:14:03,953 --> 00:14:05,822 - Okay, let's do it. 653 00:14:05,822 --> 00:14:07,623 - Nice. 654 00:14:05,822 --> 00:14:07,623 - Nice, dude! 655 00:14:07,623 --> 00:14:08,991 - I don't like activities 656 00:14:08,991 --> 00:14:11,394 because activities 657 00:14:08,991 --> 00:14:11,394 involves balls 658 00:14:11,394 --> 00:14:13,663 and hand-eye coordination, 659 00:14:11,394 --> 00:14:13,663 which I don't have. 660 00:14:13,663 --> 00:14:15,698 * 661 00:14:15,698 --> 00:14:18,953 - Andrew, 662 00:14:15,698 --> 00:14:18,953 why'd you give it to her? 663 00:14:18,953 --> 00:14:20,269 - It involves balls 664 00:14:18,953 --> 00:14:20,269 hitting me in the face. 665 00:14:20,269 --> 00:14:21,983 ----. 666 00:14:21,983 --> 00:14:23,172 And I just don't like it. 667 00:14:23,172 --> 00:14:24,683 - See? 668 00:14:24,683 --> 00:14:25,341 - Well, I mean, 669 00:14:24,683 --> 00:14:25,341 what am I doing wrong? 670 00:14:25,341 --> 00:14:26,242 - Everything. 671 00:14:26,242 --> 00:14:28,723 - But I am having fun 672 00:14:26,242 --> 00:14:28,723 with my family. 673 00:14:28,723 --> 00:14:30,480 - Whoa, Jesus. 674 00:14:28,723 --> 00:14:30,480 - [laughs] 675 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:33,773 - Seeing my parents' 676 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:33,773 enthusiasm for this place, 677 00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,885 like, I get why it's 678 00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,885 special for them--for them. 679 00:14:35,885 --> 00:14:37,220 * 680 00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:38,988 Yes! 681 00:14:38,988 --> 00:14:40,656 - Seeing Nikki 682 00:14:38,988 --> 00:14:40,656 at the cabin having fun, 683 00:14:40,656 --> 00:14:42,158 it's refreshing. 684 00:14:42,158 --> 00:14:43,526 Not that she's gonna beg us 685 00:14:42,158 --> 00:14:43,526 to use the cabin, 686 00:14:43,526 --> 00:14:45,027 but it would be nice-- 687 00:14:43,526 --> 00:14:45,027 - No. 688 00:14:45,027 --> 00:14:47,913 - We've certainly had fun 689 00:14:45,027 --> 00:14:47,913 out there by ourselves. 690 00:14:47,913 --> 00:14:48,931 - We sure have. 691 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,333 - We always say 692 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,333 we're two of us. 693 00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:51,033 [both laugh] 694 00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:53,973 - Just kidding, just kidding. 695 00:14:53,973 --> 00:14:55,993 - This river is so sunny. 696 00:14:53,973 --> 00:14:55,993 - Come on, Lu. 697 00:14:55,993 --> 00:14:56,506 - How far can you go down it? 698 00:14:56,506 --> 00:14:59,442 Wow, this is pretty! 699 00:14:59,442 --> 00:15:00,410 - Is it super cold? 700 00:15:00,410 --> 00:15:03,846 - How beautiful is this? 701 00:15:00,410 --> 00:15:03,846 - Yeah, I get this. 702 00:15:03,846 --> 00:15:05,248 This is pretty nice out here. 703 00:15:05,248 --> 00:15:07,183 - You getting it? 704 00:15:05,248 --> 00:15:07,183 - It is beautiful. 705 00:15:07,183 --> 00:15:09,318 I bet Chris would 706 00:15:07,183 --> 00:15:09,318 like it here too. 707 00:15:09,318 --> 00:15:12,188 - So where do you stand 708 00:15:09,318 --> 00:15:12,188 with Chris? 709 00:15:12,188 --> 00:15:14,690 You're gonna go to therapy-- 710 00:15:12,188 --> 00:15:14,690 - About two inches taller. 711 00:15:14,690 --> 00:15:16,359 Um, I... 712 00:15:14,690 --> 00:15:16,359 [laughter] 713 00:15:16,359 --> 00:15:17,627 - What do you think is going on 714 00:15:16,359 --> 00:15:17,627 with him though? 715 00:15:17,627 --> 00:15:18,795 Like, tell us really. 716 00:15:18,795 --> 00:15:22,265 - It could be all or nothing, 717 00:15:18,795 --> 00:15:22,265 I think, at this point. 718 00:15:22,265 --> 00:15:25,768 Like, I either want 719 00:15:22,265 --> 00:15:25,768 to be headed towards marriage 720 00:15:25,768 --> 00:15:27,937 or, like, nothing. 721 00:15:27,937 --> 00:15:29,539 - I would agree. 722 00:15:29,539 --> 00:15:31,683 If there's no future, 723 00:15:29,539 --> 00:15:31,683 then screw it. 724 00:15:31,683 --> 00:15:32,542 Falling in love is easy. 725 00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:35,378 - Let's get off the pot 726 00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:35,378 and do this. 727 00:15:35,378 --> 00:15:36,746 - Is it ---- 728 00:15:35,378 --> 00:15:36,746 or get off the pot? 729 00:15:36,746 --> 00:15:38,715 - Just get off the pot. 730 00:15:36,746 --> 00:15:38,715 - Just get off the pot. 731 00:15:38,715 --> 00:15:40,550 - Stop smoking pot. 732 00:15:38,715 --> 00:15:40,550 - Well, I did get off the pot. 733 00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:43,803 This is the time I need to kind 734 00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:43,803 of pause and think about, 735 00:15:43,803 --> 00:15:44,387 what do I actually want? 736 00:15:44,387 --> 00:15:45,555 What are my goals 737 00:15:44,387 --> 00:15:45,555 in a relationship? 738 00:15:45,555 --> 00:15:49,863 And there's endless 739 00:15:45,555 --> 00:15:49,863 possibilities. 740 00:15:49,863 --> 00:15:51,883 I mean, not endless. 741 00:15:49,863 --> 00:15:51,883 The walls are closing in. 742 00:15:51,883 --> 00:15:53,903 And by the walls, 743 00:15:51,883 --> 00:15:53,903 I mean my uterus. 744 00:15:53,903 --> 00:15:55,465 It's about to get cancelled. 745 00:15:53,903 --> 00:15:55,465 Tick-tock! 746 00:15:55,465 --> 00:15:57,943 I would love 747 00:15:55,465 --> 00:15:57,943 for it to work out. 748 00:15:57,943 --> 00:15:58,501 - Good. Okay. 749 00:15:58,501 --> 00:16:00,636 - So we're going to therapy, 750 00:15:58,501 --> 00:16:00,636 and we'll see. 751 00:16:00,636 --> 00:16:02,405 - You better specify what type 752 00:16:00,636 --> 00:16:02,405 of therapy. 753 00:16:02,405 --> 00:16:04,273 What if he just goes 754 00:16:02,405 --> 00:16:04,273 to physical therapy? 755 00:16:04,273 --> 00:16:06,342 - That's my joke. 756 00:16:04,273 --> 00:16:06,342 Did you know that? 757 00:16:06,342 --> 00:16:07,777 - Oh, really--no. 758 00:16:06,342 --> 00:16:07,777 [laughs] 759 00:16:07,777 --> 00:16:09,312 * 760 00:16:14,784 --> 00:16:16,152 [upbeat music] 761 00:16:16,152 --> 00:16:17,220 - Dope spot. 762 00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:18,621 Hello! 763 00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:18,621 - Hi. 764 00:16:18,621 --> 00:16:20,456 - Hi, Nikki, nice to meet you. 765 00:16:18,621 --> 00:16:20,456 - Nice to meet you. 766 00:16:20,456 --> 00:16:21,324 Come on in. 767 00:16:20,456 --> 00:16:21,324 - Hey, how you doing? 768 00:16:21,324 --> 00:16:22,992 - Good to meet you, 769 00:16:21,324 --> 00:16:22,992 Melissa Chosid. 770 00:16:22,992 --> 00:16:24,360 - Nice to meet you. 771 00:16:22,992 --> 00:16:24,360 I'm Chris. 772 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,362 - Have a seat. 773 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,362 Well, welcome. 774 00:16:26,362 --> 00:16:28,364 What brought you 775 00:16:26,362 --> 00:16:28,364 to couples therapy? 776 00:16:28,364 --> 00:16:30,603 - I would like us 777 00:16:28,364 --> 00:16:30,603 to be a couple 778 00:16:30,603 --> 00:16:32,623 that talks about our feelings, 779 00:16:32,623 --> 00:16:34,537 like, frequently and openly. 780 00:16:34,537 --> 00:16:36,239 - And I just want to be single. 781 00:16:36,239 --> 00:16:37,940 [quirky dramatic music] 782 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:39,575 Sorry, I was waiting the whole 783 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:39,575 time to say that line. 784 00:16:39,575 --> 00:16:40,476 - Yeah. 785 00:16:40,476 --> 00:16:41,344 - Were you even listening 786 00:16:40,476 --> 00:16:41,344 to your partner, 787 00:16:41,344 --> 00:16:42,979 or were you waiting 788 00:16:41,344 --> 00:16:42,979 to make a joke? 789 00:16:42,979 --> 00:16:43,946 - I was. 790 00:16:42,979 --> 00:16:43,946 I'm sorry, I'm just joking. 791 00:16:43,946 --> 00:16:45,615 - Chris often makes jokes 792 00:16:45,615 --> 00:16:49,419 when put into a position 793 00:16:45,615 --> 00:16:49,419 where it's a serious talk. 794 00:16:49,419 --> 00:16:52,021 Like, with you and me, 795 00:16:49,419 --> 00:16:52,021 do you ever think about how-- 796 00:16:52,021 --> 00:16:52,955 - No. 797 00:16:52,021 --> 00:16:52,955 - My thoughts about-- 798 00:16:52,955 --> 00:16:54,357 - [laughs] 799 00:16:54,357 --> 00:16:55,691 - When was the last time 800 00:16:54,357 --> 00:16:55,691 you processed your feelings, 801 00:16:55,691 --> 00:16:56,626 like, just for you? 802 00:16:56,626 --> 00:16:57,960 - I've still never 803 00:16:56,626 --> 00:16:57,960 felt a feeling before. 804 00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:58,995 It sounds awesome. 805 00:16:58,995 --> 00:17:01,253 - I do get frustrated sometimes 806 00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:04,612 that things have 807 00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:04,612 to be funny all the time. 808 00:17:04,612 --> 00:17:06,235 I do like to have 809 00:17:04,612 --> 00:17:06,235 serious conversations, 810 00:17:06,235 --> 00:17:08,805 and to me, 811 00:17:06,235 --> 00:17:08,805 our relationship is serious. 812 00:17:08,805 --> 00:17:10,305 - I see the laugh and the play 813 00:17:10,305 --> 00:17:11,574 is such a strong part 814 00:17:10,305 --> 00:17:11,574 of your relationship. 815 00:17:11,574 --> 00:17:12,441 - Yeah. 816 00:17:12,441 --> 00:17:16,512 - And what about 817 00:17:12,441 --> 00:17:16,512 when things get serious? 818 00:17:16,512 --> 00:17:19,449 Is that territory that's 819 00:17:16,512 --> 00:17:19,449 uncomfortable for you guys? 820 00:17:19,449 --> 00:17:21,617 - I like conflict and debate. 821 00:17:21,617 --> 00:17:23,619 I want to be able 822 00:17:21,617 --> 00:17:23,619 to not agree with him, 823 00:17:23,619 --> 00:17:25,287 and have it be a balance 824 00:17:23,619 --> 00:17:25,287 that comes easy. 825 00:17:25,287 --> 00:17:28,523 - For you, Chris, 826 00:17:25,287 --> 00:17:28,523 when there's some kind of, 827 00:17:28,523 --> 00:17:29,158 I'll say, 828 00:17:28,523 --> 00:17:29,158 rupture in the relationship, 829 00:17:29,158 --> 00:17:31,553 someone did something 830 00:17:29,158 --> 00:17:31,553 to hurt someone's feelings, 831 00:17:31,553 --> 00:17:32,829 what's your go-to 832 00:17:31,553 --> 00:17:32,829 survival strategy? 833 00:17:32,829 --> 00:17:33,863 - It's bad. 834 00:17:33,863 --> 00:17:34,831 - Do you withdraw 835 00:17:33,863 --> 00:17:34,831 and move away? 836 00:17:34,831 --> 00:17:36,232 - Yes, yes. 837 00:17:36,232 --> 00:17:37,233 - Or do you pursue to, 838 00:17:36,232 --> 00:17:37,233 like, fix it? 839 00:17:37,233 --> 00:17:38,568 - It's total shutdown. 840 00:17:38,568 --> 00:17:41,738 I can't handle, like, 841 00:17:38,568 --> 00:17:41,738 the silent treatment, 842 00:17:41,738 --> 00:17:44,707 and it's something 843 00:17:41,738 --> 00:17:44,707 that he can't not do. 844 00:17:44,707 --> 00:17:46,542 - So then what happens 845 00:17:44,707 --> 00:17:46,542 for you, Nikki? 846 00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:48,678 - I just go to like, 847 00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:48,678 "I'm ------- done." 848 00:17:48,678 --> 00:17:51,753 Someone who loves me 849 00:17:48,678 --> 00:17:51,753 does not do this, 850 00:17:51,753 --> 00:17:55,151 and I get to, 851 00:17:51,753 --> 00:17:55,151 like, burning anger. 852 00:17:55,151 --> 00:17:58,321 - How do you respond 853 00:17:55,151 --> 00:17:58,321 to that version of Nikki? 854 00:17:58,321 --> 00:18:00,423 - I don't think I respond well. 855 00:18:00,423 --> 00:18:03,860 It's not that I don't 856 00:18:00,423 --> 00:18:03,860 want the conflict ever. 857 00:18:03,860 --> 00:18:06,396 There's things in the past 858 00:18:03,860 --> 00:18:06,396 that just aren't ideal 859 00:18:06,396 --> 00:18:08,865 that--like, 860 00:18:06,396 --> 00:18:08,865 resentments and trust issues. 861 00:18:08,865 --> 00:18:10,333 You know, the stuff 862 00:18:08,865 --> 00:18:10,333 that happened with us 863 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:13,503 with the podcast 864 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:13,503 from like seven years ago, 865 00:18:13,503 --> 00:18:15,938 I heard you call me disgusting. 866 00:18:15,938 --> 00:18:18,408 I was like, "Whoa." 867 00:18:18,408 --> 00:18:19,909 I catch her in something, 868 00:18:18,408 --> 00:18:19,909 and I'd be like, 869 00:18:19,909 --> 00:18:22,545 "But you said this, 870 00:18:19,909 --> 00:18:22,545 and now you're saying this." 871 00:18:22,545 --> 00:18:26,282 And those little things, 872 00:18:22,545 --> 00:18:26,282 do those add up to, 873 00:18:26,282 --> 00:18:28,453 these are the reasons why 874 00:18:26,282 --> 00:18:28,453 we're not together, 875 00:18:28,453 --> 00:18:30,219 or are those things that we can 876 00:18:28,453 --> 00:18:30,219 get through and be like, 877 00:18:30,219 --> 00:18:32,688 "Oh, man," and embrace all 878 00:18:30,219 --> 00:18:32,688 of the good stuff? 879 00:18:32,688 --> 00:18:34,257 - Yeah. 880 00:18:34,257 --> 00:18:36,533 - Where are you guys at 881 00:18:34,257 --> 00:18:36,533 in terms 882 00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,261 of envisioning 883 00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,261 a future together? 884 00:18:38,261 --> 00:18:39,929 - I would like him 885 00:18:38,261 --> 00:18:39,929 to be in my life 886 00:18:39,929 --> 00:18:42,965 for the rest of my life 887 00:18:39,929 --> 00:18:42,965 and be like a Kurt Russell, 888 00:18:42,965 --> 00:18:45,234 Goldie Hawn situation. 889 00:18:45,234 --> 00:18:47,537 - Marriage, other things, 890 00:18:45,234 --> 00:18:47,537 like, those are things 891 00:18:47,537 --> 00:18:52,693 that I've been, oh, 892 00:18:47,537 --> 00:18:52,693 definitely reluctant, 893 00:18:52,693 --> 00:18:56,612 but I'm not closed off to it 894 00:18:52,693 --> 00:18:56,612 like I was when I was younger. 895 00:18:56,612 --> 00:18:59,449 But you also do make 896 00:18:56,612 --> 00:18:59,449 some rash decisions. 897 00:18:59,449 --> 00:19:00,750 - I change my mind a lot. 898 00:18:59,449 --> 00:19:00,750 - And you change your mind. 899 00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,318 I'm like, "Nikki, 900 00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,318 I thought you were doing--" 901 00:19:02,318 --> 00:19:03,319 - I'm inconsistent, 902 00:19:02,318 --> 00:19:03,319 and that's-- 903 00:19:03,319 --> 00:19:05,555 - Does that scare you? 904 00:19:03,319 --> 00:19:05,555 - Oh, yeah, big time. 905 00:19:05,555 --> 00:19:06,956 Yeah, that's a big one for me. 906 00:19:06,956 --> 00:19:12,528 Maybe you could be, like, 907 00:19:06,956 --> 00:19:12,528 a little bit more reliable 908 00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:14,797 in certain situations, 909 00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:14,797 so like-- 910 00:19:14,797 --> 00:19:16,899 - Unreliable 911 00:19:14,797 --> 00:19:16,899 I think is the word. 912 00:19:16,899 --> 00:19:19,669 - It's not irresponsible--but I 913 00:19:16,899 --> 00:19:19,669 don't think you're unreliable. 914 00:19:19,669 --> 00:19:21,604 I just think 915 00:19:19,669 --> 00:19:21,604 that there are times then you-- 916 00:19:21,604 --> 00:19:23,940 - Flip-floppy. 917 00:19:21,604 --> 00:19:23,940 - You can be flip-floppy. 918 00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:25,475 - Yeah. 919 00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:25,475 - There's some flip-floppiness. 920 00:19:25,475 --> 00:19:27,977 - What I'm hearing 921 00:19:25,475 --> 00:19:27,977 from both of you is, 922 00:19:27,977 --> 00:19:29,278 you guys love each other, 923 00:19:29,278 --> 00:19:31,314 you have a great sense 924 00:19:29,278 --> 00:19:31,314 of humor together, 925 00:19:31,314 --> 00:19:33,816 and it's just, 926 00:19:31,314 --> 00:19:33,816 we need to figure out 927 00:19:33,816 --> 00:19:36,953 how to move past conflict 928 00:19:36,953 --> 00:19:40,423 instead of doing this old thing 929 00:19:36,953 --> 00:19:40,423 that we've done, 930 00:19:40,423 --> 00:19:43,526 which is just, you know, 931 00:19:40,423 --> 00:19:43,526 shutdown, panic, withdrawal, 932 00:19:43,526 --> 00:19:44,961 shutdown, panic, withdrawal. 933 00:19:44,961 --> 00:19:45,828 - Mm-hmm. 934 00:19:44,961 --> 00:19:45,828 - Yeah. 935 00:19:45,828 --> 00:19:47,330 - And that's something that, 936 00:19:45,828 --> 00:19:47,330 you know, 937 00:19:47,330 --> 00:19:49,198 you guys want to continue 938 00:19:47,330 --> 00:19:49,198 working together. 939 00:19:49,198 --> 00:19:50,433 I can help you with that, 940 00:19:49,198 --> 00:19:50,433 right? 941 00:19:50,433 --> 00:19:52,735 Slowing down the conversation. 942 00:19:52,735 --> 00:19:55,371 How am I triggered? 943 00:19:52,735 --> 00:19:55,371 How do I self-soothe past that? 944 00:19:55,371 --> 00:19:58,608 [exhales] 945 00:19:55,371 --> 00:19:58,608 Okay, now we can keep going. 946 00:19:58,608 --> 00:19:59,575 - Yeah. 947 00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:02,445 It's a little messy. 948 00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:02,445 It's a little confusing. 949 00:20:02,445 --> 00:20:05,348 But we are working 950 00:20:02,445 --> 00:20:05,348 towards stuff together. 951 00:20:05,348 --> 00:20:06,516 I don't want 952 00:20:05,348 --> 00:20:06,516 to call it too soon, 953 00:20:06,516 --> 00:20:07,717 but I would like to come back. 954 00:20:07,717 --> 00:20:08,618 - Absolutely. 955 00:20:08,618 --> 00:20:10,787 - Yes, Nikki would love 956 00:20:08,618 --> 00:20:10,787 to come back. 957 00:20:10,787 --> 00:20:13,189 Therapy is great. 958 00:20:10,787 --> 00:20:13,189 I really liked it. 959 00:20:13,189 --> 00:20:15,258 - Are you, like, hot for it? 960 00:20:15,258 --> 00:20:16,859 - I'm not hot for it. 961 00:20:15,258 --> 00:20:16,859 - Okay. 962 00:20:16,859 --> 00:20:19,195 - What's to be hot about? 963 00:20:16,859 --> 00:20:19,195 - I love it. 964 00:20:19,195 --> 00:20:20,696 I just love seeing a man emote. 965 00:20:20,696 --> 00:20:23,433 I just--if you get wet 966 00:20:20,696 --> 00:20:23,433 up there, 967 00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:24,934 you know what's going on 968 00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:24,934 down here. 969 00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:27,270 - No, no. 970 00:20:27,270 --> 00:20:30,239 - Thank you for hanging. 971 00:20:27,270 --> 00:20:30,239 - You're welcome. 972 00:20:30,239 --> 00:20:32,341 It was fun. 973 00:20:30,239 --> 00:20:32,341 - Thank you for doing it. 974 00:20:32,341 --> 00:20:34,811 - I had a really good time. 975 00:20:32,341 --> 00:20:34,811 - [laughs] 976 00:20:34,811 --> 00:20:37,714 * 977 00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:39,882 - Next time 978 00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:39,882 on the season finale... 979 00:20:39,882 --> 00:20:41,551 * Going to LA 980 00:20:41,551 --> 00:20:43,586 As much as I love St. Louis, 981 00:20:41,551 --> 00:20:43,586 in LA, 982 00:20:43,586 --> 00:20:45,254 there's a lot of things 983 00:20:43,586 --> 00:20:45,254 that St. Louis doesn't have. 984 00:20:45,254 --> 00:20:47,557 - America's favorite 985 00:20:45,254 --> 00:20:47,557 Midwest comic. 986 00:20:47,557 --> 00:20:49,559 It's a niche, but... 987 00:20:47,557 --> 00:20:49,559 - [laughs] 988 00:20:49,559 --> 00:20:50,860 Do you think that the project 989 00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:52,462 that we're kind 990 00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:52,462 of talking about... 991 00:20:52,462 --> 00:20:54,397 - Do I think it'll happen 992 00:20:52,462 --> 00:20:54,397 if you live in St. Louis? 993 00:20:54,397 --> 00:20:56,265 * 994 00:20:56,265 --> 00:20:58,501 - With Chris, 995 00:20:56,265 --> 00:20:58,501 I want commitment, 996 00:20:58,501 --> 00:21:00,643 and I want to know 997 00:20:58,501 --> 00:21:00,643 where we're going. 998 00:21:00,643 --> 00:21:01,771 - Relationship status-- 999 00:21:00,643 --> 00:21:01,771 - I hate this limbo. 1000 00:21:01,771 --> 00:21:04,240 - We've thought we were ready 1001 00:21:01,771 --> 00:21:04,240 for more before, 1002 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,575 and we were wrong. 1003 00:21:05,575 --> 00:21:07,410 Are we wrong this time? 1004 00:21:05,575 --> 00:21:07,410 I don't know. 1005 00:21:07,410 --> 00:21:10,012 It just feels like 1006 00:21:07,410 --> 00:21:10,012 we're heading towards... 1007 00:21:10,012 --> 00:21:11,013 - Forever. 1008 00:21:11,013 --> 00:21:12,548 * 60338

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