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[upbeat music]
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- Whose relationship
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do you look at
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and you go, "I want that"?
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- My brothers are both married.
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- I think my biggest influences
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for my relationships
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has been Meg Ryan
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and Tom Hanks.
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- [laughs] Yeah, yeah.
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- I do think
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that my parents' relationship,
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there's things about it
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that I love.
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Um, I can't think of one
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right now,
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but there are--no.
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- [laughs]
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- They really have fun
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together.
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They are themselves
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around each other.
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My mom doesn't fart in front
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of my dad,
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and I would like to be able
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to do that.
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Although Chris doesn't care
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for that.
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But, um,
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I'm letting a couple out.
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[both laugh]
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- * I wanna miss my flight
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* I feel so all alone
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out on the road *
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* Can you welcome me home?
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[upbeat music]
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*
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- Come on, Lui, up.
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Talk to Bobby.
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[FaceTime ringing]
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- Hello.
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- Bob.
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- Hi, how are you?
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- I'm good. How are you?
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- I'm good, I'm good.
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Can I show you one
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real quick?
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Something your mom gave me?
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- Yeah.
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I would love to see it.
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- You know, and actually
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I was just sitting with her
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and she got excited,
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then this was on the chair
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when she got up.
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- [laughs]
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- It was like molten lava.
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It's hard. Listen.
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[clacking]
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- You give that back.
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[laughs]
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Bob Saget has become one
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of my closest friends in comedy
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and that came outta nowhere.
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I mean, I grew up knowing him
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as Danny Tanner,
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and I always kind
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of looked at him
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for, like, fatherly advice
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through him talking
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to Michelle or D.J.
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or Stephanie,
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but now he gives it to me.
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- I'm wondering about you.
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What's your life
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like right now?
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- I mean,
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I'm working on my special.
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I'm on the road every weekend.
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I'm starting to write a book.
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I'm just, like--
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- Right.
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- Living from job to job
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like we do, and, uh,
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trying to find happiness
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along the way.
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- Have you thought
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of selling brushes?
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Might be good to do
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'cause you don't sound busy.
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- [laughs]
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Bob is someone
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that you can text and be like,
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"Hey, can we talk
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for a couple minutes?
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I just need some advice
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on this thing."
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And then he'll keep you
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on the phone for like an hour.
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I just feel so understood
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by him and accepted.
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Now I'm one
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of the Tanner children.
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Bob, I haven't been
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dating recently,
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and, like, I'm thinking
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about getting back together
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with my ex-boyfriend,
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but I'm also like,
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should I go back out there,
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should I try--like,
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when you met Kelly,
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had you given up?
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Were you thinking, oh--
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- Yeah, I didn't think I was
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gonna meet anybody ever again.
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- Really?
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- Yeah.
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We met through
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a mutual friend,
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and then two weeks later,
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we were in Vegas
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on our first date, so...
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- I love that.
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Do you--what's
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the age difference there?
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Can you reveal that to me?
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- 84 years different.
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- [laughs]
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You look good.
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- I'm the undead.
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I'm a creature.
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Did you love your ex?
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- Yes, but my issue
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with him is that
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I need us to be able
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to communicate better,
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and I feel like we don't
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have the tools for that.
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And the thing that really
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keeps bringing us back,
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if I'm gonna be honest,
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is the sex.
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Keeps us going.
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- [laughs]
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You would love it, Bob.
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- But I'm happy for you
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if this is the right guy.
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- Yeah...
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- I think that's
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wonderful--and if it's not,
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you know, you find out.
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I'm gonna go out,
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and I'm gonna look
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for somebody for you.
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- I love you, Bob.
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I'll do anything for you.
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- I love you too.
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Tell your mom I miss her.
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She'll know what I mean.
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- Oh, my God, she will.
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She is going
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to love that so much.
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I will let her know.
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All right, bye, Bob.
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Oh, my God.
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- Love you, Nikki.
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- Love you too, Bob, bye.
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- Goodbye.
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- All I know about you is
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that you were discovered
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behind a Pizza Hut in Vadnais.
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[Italian accent] So that's
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why your name is la Luigi,
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because you were found behind
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a classic Italian restaurant,
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Pizza Hut.
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I love when you do this.
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- [soft squeak]
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[upbeat music]
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- You expressed yourself
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out of your butt.
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Ugh, it smells.
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*
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Andrew?
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- Yeah?
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I'm gonna throw out some stuff.
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- Okay.
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- Oh, my favorite activity.
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- Okay, that stuff is old.
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- Yeah, that Zevia's been
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in there.
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- What's up?
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- Ew, what is that?
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- Mold!
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- Ugh!
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Don't get hot water in it then.
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- I guarantee you,
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Andrew's been
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shoving bread down there.
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- What's that white
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stuff though?
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- Ugh, more mold.
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- We get it, we're disgusting.
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This is why I feel unlovable.
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- This?
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- Boys can get away
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with being gross.
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Girls should be like,
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"I love clean things."
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And I just, like, don't...
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- Can recycle.
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- Know how to do it.
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- Can I rinse it out?
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- I don't know how
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to be a woman.
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- It already feels better
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though, right?
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- Yes.
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[FaceTime beeping]
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Hi, Mom.
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- What are you doing?
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- Hey, Dad.
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- Hi, kid.
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How you doing?
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- Where are you guys?
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- [indistinct]
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- Hey, guys!
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- Oh.
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My parents bought
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the river cabin,
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and it's awful.
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To me,
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it represents the outdoors,
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and my entire family
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loves the outdoors,
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and I was adopted, apparently,
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because I did get
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that genetic mutation.
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- Can we come out there
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sometime soon?
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- No!
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- It sounds so cozy.
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- We have games to play,
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Trac Ball, football...
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- We got ping-pong, darts.
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- Ping-pong, darts.
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- I'll smoke your ass
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in ping-pong.
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- Yes!
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- Because I knew
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if you got me out of the car,
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you'd go on some kind
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of hike that had no end.
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My sister, I guess,
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was conceived on the river.
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I was conceived
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in New York City.
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Maybe it's
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about where you were conceived
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because I don't like the river,
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and I love New York.
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Why are you strangling Dad?
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- 'Cause he won't
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share the phone with me.
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I want to see you guys too.
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- How's that?
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Is that better?
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- Hi.
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- All right,
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I'll think about it.
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I'll think about it.
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- Yeah, get back to me.
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- All right.
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- We're going.
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- All right,
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we'll see you later.
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- Why do you not like--
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what's so wrong about it?
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- Sounds like we have a lot
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of activities to do.
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*
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- Do you think--am I someone
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who likes activities?
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- But, like, what about just
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being out in nature
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and having like,
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forest, trees, the river?
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He loves it.
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- [whimpers softly]
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- Oh, he loves the river.
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- Do it for your son.
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- Do you love the river?
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- Well, I'm excited to go.
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It would be fun.
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How far away is it, Nikki?
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- It's by Six Flags.
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- Oh, that's not bad at all.
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- In Eureka.
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If you guys will go,
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then I'll go out there.
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Oh, I'm allergic to even
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thinking about going outside.
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[laughter]
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[tense music]
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[upbeat music]
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- I found this guy
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when I googled
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"bird activity St. Louis."
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He loves owls.
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He goes by Mark the Owl Man.
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But yeah, we're just gonna go
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look at owls.
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- Oh, wow,
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he looks well-prepared.
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- I love birds.
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Oh, I love you.
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I love you.
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But I don't like the outdoors.
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It just, like,
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represents mud and spiders.
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And snakes.
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But when it comes to birds,
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I'm nature girl.
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I'm not nature girl.
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I'm willing to be in the middle
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of some nature girl.
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Mark?
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- Hey!
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- Hello, I'm Nikki.
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- How you doing?
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Nikki, great to meet you.
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- Hi, nice to meet you.
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- I'm Mark Glenshaw.
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I'm the Owl Man.
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- The Owl Man,
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so nice to meet you.
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- Likewise.
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- This is Chris.
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- Hey, Mark the Owl Man.
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- Chris.
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- I'm Chris.
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- Pleasure.
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- I'm so excited.
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- Nice to meet you.
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- You have a fantastic beard.
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- Thank you.
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- That's a man.
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- That's a man right there.
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- That's an Owl Man.
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- That's an Owl Man.
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- Okay, well,
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let's go see some owls.
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- Cool.
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- What are we looking for?
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- So these are big owls,
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so second tallest owl
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in North America,
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18 to 25 inches tall.
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To put that in perspective,
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from tip to tip...
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- Mm-mm.
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- Is 6 1/2 inches.
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So you see my camera is
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a shower and a grower.
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- [laughing]
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Mark.
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- Mark.
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- Ooh, hi, Charles.
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- No way.
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- Huh, get out of here.
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- Look.
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- Oh, whoa.
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- Word of warning, Chris,
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human females react
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very strongly to Charles.
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He gets so many digits,
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hotel room keys.
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- Oh, my God.
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- Charles is always
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swiped right.
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- Massive.
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- I can't believe
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you found him that quickly.
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- So I've been
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studying Charles and his mates
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and their babies here
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for 15 years.
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- Oh, my God.
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- You say men can't commit.
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Come on.
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[laughter]
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- Yeah.
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- Never mind my girlfriend
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for 23.
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- Oh, wow.
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- Oh, that's pretty good.
398
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- Yeah.
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- Why aren't you married?
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- If it ain't broke,
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don't marry it.
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*
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- Do you live together?
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- We did for many years.
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And then, several years ago,
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we were like,
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"We've got really different
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schedules and so forth."
409
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- But sometimes,
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you spend the night together?
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- Yeah, yeah,
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or just, you know, hang.
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Like, she's coming over
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for martinis
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and food magazines on Friday.
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- I think that my relationship
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doesn't have to look
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exactly like everyone else's.
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Mark's doesn't.
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He and his lady have been
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together for 23 years,
422
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and they're boyfriend
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and girlfriend still.
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[owl hooting]
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- Did you hear that?
426
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I just heard a female.
427
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What did I hear that told me
428
00:09:00,883 --> 00:09:02,618
it's a female?
429
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- Squawk-y.
430
00:09:02,618 --> 00:09:06,503
- "Meh, treachery, meh."
431
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- It's just nice to see
432
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that some other man
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isn't ready to commit either.
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- Thanks so much, Mark.
435
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- Thank you.
436
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- Bye, Mark, thank you.
437
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- Real pleasure.
438
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- He is so sweet.
439
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- Yeah, he's amazing.
440
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- Who does he remind me of?
441
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- Paul Giamatti?
442
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- Yes!
443
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I'm wanna look at him
444
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with binoculars.
445
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- Well, easy.
446
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- So I know
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we talked about going
448
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to couples counseling
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even though we're not a couple,
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but I just feel like,
451
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when are we gonna do it?
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When it comes to Chris,
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I'm at a point
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where I have needs,
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and my number one need is
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that he needs to go to therapy.
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I want to be with someone
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who goes to therapy.
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I can't be with someone
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who doesn't work on themselves.
461
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I mean, I need him to go to,
462
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like, couples therapy.
463
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It's just a thing I thought of.
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He has to go to therapy.
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00:09:50,603 --> 00:09:52,535
- Well, if the two of you go,
466
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that means a couple.
467
00:09:52,535 --> 00:09:54,270
- No, it doesn't.
468
00:09:52,535 --> 00:09:54,270
Oh, my God.
469
00:09:54,270 --> 00:09:55,838
I forgot to tell you.
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Let's just do this.
471
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Therapy--in therapy--
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00:09:57,673 --> 00:09:58,941
go to therapy--
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therapy--
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couples therapy.
475
00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:01,744
If you have time
476
00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:01,744
to watch "Squid Game,"
477
00:10:01,744 --> 00:10:02,745
you have time to go to therapy.
478
00:10:02,745 --> 00:10:04,947
We've tried for eight years.
479
00:10:02,745 --> 00:10:04,947
It's not working.
480
00:10:04,947 --> 00:10:07,650
So it's therapy or bust.
481
00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,719
I found a woman.
482
00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,719
Her name is Melissa.
483
00:10:09,719 --> 00:10:12,922
- Okay.
484
00:10:09,719 --> 00:10:12,922
- She's a marriage counselor.
485
00:10:12,922 --> 00:10:14,257
She talks to couples.
486
00:10:14,257 --> 00:10:16,893
- Does she take people
487
00:10:14,257 --> 00:10:16,893
that aren't even dating?
488
00:10:16,893 --> 00:10:19,228
It's such a strange thing
489
00:10:19,228 --> 00:10:24,300
to be like, "We're exes,
490
00:10:19,228 --> 00:10:24,300
and we're not together,
491
00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:27,970
and we're gonna try
492
00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:27,970
to do couples therapy."
493
00:10:27,970 --> 00:10:29,372
We've talked about it.
494
00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:32,875
And I'm excited
495
00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:32,875
to finally do it.
496
00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:34,444
- Really?
497
00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:34,444
- Yeah.
498
00:10:34,444 --> 00:10:37,480
You know, it's not something
499
00:10:34,444 --> 00:10:37,480
that you're just dying to do,
500
00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:38,514
but I'm gonna do it.
501
00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:40,983
I'm fine.
502
00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:40,983
I'm gonna do it.
503
00:10:40,983 --> 00:10:42,819
- That means a lot.
504
00:10:40,983 --> 00:10:42,819
Thank you for going.
505
00:10:42,819 --> 00:10:43,986
- Yeah, of course.
506
00:10:43,986 --> 00:10:44,921
- I feel like
507
00:10:43,986 --> 00:10:44,921
we don't need to go now.
508
00:10:44,921 --> 00:10:46,889
- Yeah.
509
00:10:44,921 --> 00:10:46,889
[owl hoots]
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00:10:46,889 --> 00:10:48,925
*
511
00:10:53,162 --> 00:10:55,898
[upbeat music]
512
00:10:55,898 --> 00:10:58,501
- In high school
513
00:10:55,898 --> 00:10:58,501
we coined the term "hell."
514
00:10:58,501 --> 00:11:00,870
- Oh, I have to study
515
00:10:58,501 --> 00:11:00,870
for this social studies test.
516
00:11:00,870 --> 00:11:02,805
- Hell.
517
00:11:00,870 --> 00:11:02,805
- Hell.
518
00:11:02,805 --> 00:11:04,941
Hiking for me is hell.
519
00:11:04,941 --> 00:11:08,723
Or, like, kayaking, or, like--
520
00:11:04,941 --> 00:11:08,723
- Travel.
521
00:11:08,723 --> 00:11:09,746
- Oh, I'm gonna pack
522
00:11:08,723 --> 00:11:09,746
for my upcoming trip
523
00:11:09,746 --> 00:11:11,180
that's a week away.
524
00:11:11,180 --> 00:11:12,448
both: Hell.
525
00:11:12,448 --> 00:11:14,283
*
526
00:11:14,283 --> 00:11:15,952
- All right.
527
00:11:15,952 --> 00:11:19,155
The expedition begins.
528
00:11:15,952 --> 00:11:19,155
- I got the wedges!
529
00:11:19,155 --> 00:11:20,890
- I wish I had a thing
530
00:11:19,155 --> 00:11:20,890
like golf
531
00:11:20,890 --> 00:11:23,292
that made this more palatable.
532
00:11:23,292 --> 00:11:26,629
The river cabin to me just
533
00:11:23,292 --> 00:11:26,629
represents being stuck.
534
00:11:26,629 --> 00:11:28,923
My parents love this cabin.
535
00:11:28,923 --> 00:11:30,266
I call it the ------- cabin
536
00:11:30,266 --> 00:11:31,801
'cause that's what
537
00:11:30,266 --> 00:11:31,801
I figure, like,
538
00:11:31,801 --> 00:11:33,973
they do there most of the time.
539
00:11:33,973 --> 00:11:36,506
A lot of my childhood
540
00:11:33,973 --> 00:11:36,506
was spent outdoors
541
00:11:36,506 --> 00:11:37,974
when I didn't want to be.
542
00:11:37,974 --> 00:11:40,176
My parents used to, like,
543
00:11:37,974 --> 00:11:40,176
make us go camping
544
00:11:40,176 --> 00:11:42,011
and canoeing.
545
00:11:42,011 --> 00:11:45,515
I spent so many times, like,
546
00:11:42,011 --> 00:11:45,515
standing in a pueblo.
547
00:11:45,515 --> 00:11:47,850
I just associate nature with
548
00:11:47,850 --> 00:11:51,320
being forced to do things
549
00:11:47,850 --> 00:11:51,320
I don't want to do.
550
00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,222
[hawk screeches]
551
00:11:53,222 --> 00:11:56,692
*
552
00:11:56,692 --> 00:11:59,262
- Oh, I gotta pee.
553
00:11:56,692 --> 00:11:59,262
- Me too!
554
00:11:59,262 --> 00:12:00,763
- Oh, I gotta pee.
555
00:11:59,262 --> 00:12:00,763
- Just pee outside.
556
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,999
- Can we just pee in this,
557
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:02,999
like, ravine?
558
00:12:02,999 --> 00:12:03,966
- Just pee right there.
559
00:12:02,999 --> 00:12:03,966
- I totally will pee outside.
560
00:12:03,966 --> 00:12:06,633
- Those bushes, can we please?
561
00:12:03,966 --> 00:12:06,633
- Go ahead.
562
00:12:06,633 --> 00:12:07,503
- I'll go pee right now.
563
00:12:06,633 --> 00:12:07,503
- Go ahead, do it right now.
564
00:12:07,503 --> 00:12:09,338
- Okay.
565
00:12:09,338 --> 00:12:11,507
Oh, thank God.
566
00:12:11,507 --> 00:12:15,311
*
567
00:12:15,311 --> 00:12:16,733
- What if I have to poop?
568
00:12:16,733 --> 00:12:17,680
Do we have good plumbing
569
00:12:16,733 --> 00:12:17,680
out here?
570
00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:19,716
I didn't ask that.
571
00:12:19,716 --> 00:12:22,485
- You got left, bitch!
572
00:12:19,716 --> 00:12:22,485
- No!
573
00:12:22,485 --> 00:12:24,721
- Andrew!
574
00:12:22,485 --> 00:12:24,721
- Andrew!
575
00:12:24,721 --> 00:12:26,022
- ---- you.
576
00:12:26,022 --> 00:12:27,557
- Oh, my God.
577
00:12:26,022 --> 00:12:27,557
- [laughing]
578
00:12:27,557 --> 00:12:32,893
- I should have left you two
579
00:12:27,557 --> 00:12:32,893
in St. Louis.
580
00:12:32,893 --> 00:12:34,464
I should just move out one day,
581
00:12:32,893 --> 00:12:34,464
and just call you, and go,
582
00:12:34,464 --> 00:12:36,032
"You got left, bitch!"
583
00:12:36,032 --> 00:12:37,366
- I wouldn't even be surprised.
584
00:12:37,366 --> 00:12:39,168
- [laughs]
585
00:12:39,168 --> 00:12:42,004
Pull in here.
586
00:12:39,168 --> 00:12:42,004
Hello!
587
00:12:42,004 --> 00:12:43,206
- It's cute. Oh, my gosh.
588
00:12:42,004 --> 00:12:43,206
Right on the river.
589
00:12:43,206 --> 00:12:45,875
- All right, all right!
590
00:12:43,206 --> 00:12:45,875
- We're here!
591
00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:46,876
Hello!
592
00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:46,876
- Hey, you guys.
593
00:12:46,876 --> 00:12:49,379
How are you?
594
00:12:46,876 --> 00:12:49,379
- Hi.
595
00:12:49,379 --> 00:12:51,714
- Yay, we got
596
00:12:49,379 --> 00:12:51,714
a little catering situation.
597
00:12:51,714 --> 00:12:53,182
Where'd you get this guy?
598
00:12:53,182 --> 00:12:54,917
- He's from Cincinnati.
599
00:12:53,182 --> 00:12:54,917
- Oh, my gosh.
600
00:12:54,917 --> 00:12:56,285
- From the museum.
601
00:12:56,285 --> 00:12:58,154
- Someday, Nikki,
602
00:12:56,285 --> 00:12:58,154
this'll be all yours.
603
00:12:58,154 --> 00:12:59,389
- [yawning]
604
00:12:58,154 --> 00:12:59,389
Oh, God.
605
00:12:59,389 --> 00:13:01,591
- [chuckles]
606
00:13:01,591 --> 00:13:03,760
- Can we go upstairs,
607
00:13:01,591 --> 00:13:03,760
and see it, and wash hands?
608
00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:04,894
'Cause we just peed
609
00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:04,894
in the forest.
610
00:13:04,894 --> 00:13:06,563
- Yes, go free.
611
00:13:06,563 --> 00:13:07,913
- Yeah, we just peed
612
00:13:06,563 --> 00:13:07,913
in the woods.
613
00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:07,930
- Yeah.
614
00:13:07,930 --> 00:13:09,565
*
615
00:13:09,565 --> 00:13:11,801
Oh, this is so cute!
616
00:13:11,801 --> 00:13:13,736
It's cozy up here.
617
00:13:11,801 --> 00:13:13,736
Boggle.
618
00:13:13,736 --> 00:13:16,272
- Cute!
619
00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:21,377
This cabin isn't as terrible
620
00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:21,377
as I remember it being.
621
00:13:21,377 --> 00:13:23,212
Mom, is he seeing anyone?
622
00:13:23,212 --> 00:13:24,347
- Nikki.
623
00:13:24,347 --> 00:13:26,315
That is the weirdest thing
624
00:13:24,347 --> 00:13:26,315
I've ever seen in my life.
625
00:13:26,315 --> 00:13:27,250
- What?
626
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:29,786
I am finding ways
627
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:29,786
to make it fun for myself
628
00:13:29,786 --> 00:13:31,554
and make others
629
00:13:29,786 --> 00:13:31,554
deeply uncomfortable,
630
00:13:31,554 --> 00:13:33,833
which makes me comfortable.
631
00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:35,324
I'm sorry, Mom.
632
00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:35,324
I have a boyfriend.
633
00:13:35,324 --> 00:13:36,359
Get used to it.
634
00:13:36,359 --> 00:13:38,594
That's my mom.
635
00:13:36,359 --> 00:13:38,594
She doesn't care.
636
00:13:38,594 --> 00:13:40,903
Oh, my God, you're so hard.
637
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:41,864
Not in front of my dad.
638
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,900
[laughter]
639
00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:46,963
- No, no, no, no!
640
00:13:46,963 --> 00:13:48,237
- It's so uncomfortable.
641
00:13:48,237 --> 00:13:50,306
- [laughs]
642
00:13:50,306 --> 00:13:54,033
*
643
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:55,378
I'm gonna go grab
644
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:55,378
my favorite pen back at home.
645
00:13:55,378 --> 00:13:57,613
I really wanna
646
00:13:55,378 --> 00:13:57,613
write down something.
647
00:13:57,613 --> 00:13:58,915
I don't wanna forget.
648
00:13:58,915 --> 00:14:02,463
My family loves
649
00:13:58,915 --> 00:14:02,463
outdoor activities.
650
00:14:02,463 --> 00:14:03,953
- I wanna just have
651
00:14:02,463 --> 00:14:03,953
one shoot off with Andrew.
652
00:14:03,953 --> 00:14:05,822
- Okay, let's do it.
653
00:14:05,822 --> 00:14:07,623
- Nice.
654
00:14:05,822 --> 00:14:07,623
- Nice, dude!
655
00:14:07,623 --> 00:14:08,991
- I don't like activities
656
00:14:08,991 --> 00:14:11,394
because activities
657
00:14:08,991 --> 00:14:11,394
involves balls
658
00:14:11,394 --> 00:14:13,663
and hand-eye coordination,
659
00:14:11,394 --> 00:14:13,663
which I don't have.
660
00:14:13,663 --> 00:14:15,698
*
661
00:14:15,698 --> 00:14:18,953
- Andrew,
662
00:14:15,698 --> 00:14:18,953
why'd you give it to her?
663
00:14:18,953 --> 00:14:20,269
- It involves balls
664
00:14:18,953 --> 00:14:20,269
hitting me in the face.
665
00:14:20,269 --> 00:14:21,983
----.
666
00:14:21,983 --> 00:14:23,172
And I just don't like it.
667
00:14:23,172 --> 00:14:24,683
- See?
668
00:14:24,683 --> 00:14:25,341
- Well, I mean,
669
00:14:24,683 --> 00:14:25,341
what am I doing wrong?
670
00:14:25,341 --> 00:14:26,242
- Everything.
671
00:14:26,242 --> 00:14:28,723
- But I am having fun
672
00:14:26,242 --> 00:14:28,723
with my family.
673
00:14:28,723 --> 00:14:30,480
- Whoa, Jesus.
674
00:14:28,723 --> 00:14:30,480
- [laughs]
675
00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:33,773
- Seeing my parents'
676
00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:33,773
enthusiasm for this place,
677
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,885
like, I get why it's
678
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,885
special for them--for them.
679
00:14:35,885 --> 00:14:37,220
*
680
00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:38,988
Yes!
681
00:14:38,988 --> 00:14:40,656
- Seeing Nikki
682
00:14:38,988 --> 00:14:40,656
at the cabin having fun,
683
00:14:40,656 --> 00:14:42,158
it's refreshing.
684
00:14:42,158 --> 00:14:43,526
Not that she's gonna beg us
685
00:14:42,158 --> 00:14:43,526
to use the cabin,
686
00:14:43,526 --> 00:14:45,027
but it would be nice--
687
00:14:43,526 --> 00:14:45,027
- No.
688
00:14:45,027 --> 00:14:47,913
- We've certainly had fun
689
00:14:45,027 --> 00:14:47,913
out there by ourselves.
690
00:14:47,913 --> 00:14:48,931
- We sure have.
691
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,333
- We always say
692
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,333
we're two of us.
693
00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:51,033
[both laugh]
694
00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:53,973
- Just kidding, just kidding.
695
00:14:53,973 --> 00:14:55,993
- This river is so sunny.
696
00:14:53,973 --> 00:14:55,993
- Come on, Lu.
697
00:14:55,993 --> 00:14:56,506
- How far can you go down it?
698
00:14:56,506 --> 00:14:59,442
Wow, this is pretty!
699
00:14:59,442 --> 00:15:00,410
- Is it super cold?
700
00:15:00,410 --> 00:15:03,846
- How beautiful is this?
701
00:15:00,410 --> 00:15:03,846
- Yeah, I get this.
702
00:15:03,846 --> 00:15:05,248
This is pretty nice out here.
703
00:15:05,248 --> 00:15:07,183
- You getting it?
704
00:15:05,248 --> 00:15:07,183
- It is beautiful.
705
00:15:07,183 --> 00:15:09,318
I bet Chris would
706
00:15:07,183 --> 00:15:09,318
like it here too.
707
00:15:09,318 --> 00:15:12,188
- So where do you stand
708
00:15:09,318 --> 00:15:12,188
with Chris?
709
00:15:12,188 --> 00:15:14,690
You're gonna go to therapy--
710
00:15:12,188 --> 00:15:14,690
- About two inches taller.
711
00:15:14,690 --> 00:15:16,359
Um, I...
712
00:15:14,690 --> 00:15:16,359
[laughter]
713
00:15:16,359 --> 00:15:17,627
- What do you think is going on
714
00:15:16,359 --> 00:15:17,627
with him though?
715
00:15:17,627 --> 00:15:18,795
Like, tell us really.
716
00:15:18,795 --> 00:15:22,265
- It could be all or nothing,
717
00:15:18,795 --> 00:15:22,265
I think, at this point.
718
00:15:22,265 --> 00:15:25,768
Like, I either want
719
00:15:22,265 --> 00:15:25,768
to be headed towards marriage
720
00:15:25,768 --> 00:15:27,937
or, like, nothing.
721
00:15:27,937 --> 00:15:29,539
- I would agree.
722
00:15:29,539 --> 00:15:31,683
If there's no future,
723
00:15:29,539 --> 00:15:31,683
then screw it.
724
00:15:31,683 --> 00:15:32,542
Falling in love is easy.
725
00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:35,378
- Let's get off the pot
726
00:15:32,542 --> 00:15:35,378
and do this.
727
00:15:35,378 --> 00:15:36,746
- Is it ----
728
00:15:35,378 --> 00:15:36,746
or get off the pot?
729
00:15:36,746 --> 00:15:38,715
- Just get off the pot.
730
00:15:36,746 --> 00:15:38,715
- Just get off the pot.
731
00:15:38,715 --> 00:15:40,550
- Stop smoking pot.
732
00:15:38,715 --> 00:15:40,550
- Well, I did get off the pot.
733
00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:43,803
This is the time I need to kind
734
00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:43,803
of pause and think about,
735
00:15:43,803 --> 00:15:44,387
what do I actually want?
736
00:15:44,387 --> 00:15:45,555
What are my goals
737
00:15:44,387 --> 00:15:45,555
in a relationship?
738
00:15:45,555 --> 00:15:49,863
And there's endless
739
00:15:45,555 --> 00:15:49,863
possibilities.
740
00:15:49,863 --> 00:15:51,883
I mean, not endless.
741
00:15:49,863 --> 00:15:51,883
The walls are closing in.
742
00:15:51,883 --> 00:15:53,903
And by the walls,
743
00:15:51,883 --> 00:15:53,903
I mean my uterus.
744
00:15:53,903 --> 00:15:55,465
It's about to get cancelled.
745
00:15:53,903 --> 00:15:55,465
Tick-tock!
746
00:15:55,465 --> 00:15:57,943
I would love
747
00:15:55,465 --> 00:15:57,943
for it to work out.
748
00:15:57,943 --> 00:15:58,501
- Good. Okay.
749
00:15:58,501 --> 00:16:00,636
- So we're going to therapy,
750
00:15:58,501 --> 00:16:00,636
and we'll see.
751
00:16:00,636 --> 00:16:02,405
- You better specify what type
752
00:16:00,636 --> 00:16:02,405
of therapy.
753
00:16:02,405 --> 00:16:04,273
What if he just goes
754
00:16:02,405 --> 00:16:04,273
to physical therapy?
755
00:16:04,273 --> 00:16:06,342
- That's my joke.
756
00:16:04,273 --> 00:16:06,342
Did you know that?
757
00:16:06,342 --> 00:16:07,777
- Oh, really--no.
758
00:16:06,342 --> 00:16:07,777
[laughs]
759
00:16:07,777 --> 00:16:09,312
*
760
00:16:14,784 --> 00:16:16,152
[upbeat music]
761
00:16:16,152 --> 00:16:17,220
- Dope spot.
762
00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:18,621
Hello!
763
00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:18,621
- Hi.
764
00:16:18,621 --> 00:16:20,456
- Hi, Nikki, nice to meet you.
765
00:16:18,621 --> 00:16:20,456
- Nice to meet you.
766
00:16:20,456 --> 00:16:21,324
Come on in.
767
00:16:20,456 --> 00:16:21,324
- Hey, how you doing?
768
00:16:21,324 --> 00:16:22,992
- Good to meet you,
769
00:16:21,324 --> 00:16:22,992
Melissa Chosid.
770
00:16:22,992 --> 00:16:24,360
- Nice to meet you.
771
00:16:22,992 --> 00:16:24,360
I'm Chris.
772
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,362
- Have a seat.
773
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,362
Well, welcome.
774
00:16:26,362 --> 00:16:28,364
What brought you
775
00:16:26,362 --> 00:16:28,364
to couples therapy?
776
00:16:28,364 --> 00:16:30,603
- I would like us
777
00:16:28,364 --> 00:16:30,603
to be a couple
778
00:16:30,603 --> 00:16:32,623
that talks about our feelings,
779
00:16:32,623 --> 00:16:34,537
like, frequently and openly.
780
00:16:34,537 --> 00:16:36,239
- And I just want to be single.
781
00:16:36,239 --> 00:16:37,940
[quirky dramatic music]
782
00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:39,575
Sorry, I was waiting the whole
783
00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:39,575
time to say that line.
784
00:16:39,575 --> 00:16:40,476
- Yeah.
785
00:16:40,476 --> 00:16:41,344
- Were you even listening
786
00:16:40,476 --> 00:16:41,344
to your partner,
787
00:16:41,344 --> 00:16:42,979
or were you waiting
788
00:16:41,344 --> 00:16:42,979
to make a joke?
789
00:16:42,979 --> 00:16:43,946
- I was.
790
00:16:42,979 --> 00:16:43,946
I'm sorry, I'm just joking.
791
00:16:43,946 --> 00:16:45,615
- Chris often makes jokes
792
00:16:45,615 --> 00:16:49,419
when put into a position
793
00:16:45,615 --> 00:16:49,419
where it's a serious talk.
794
00:16:49,419 --> 00:16:52,021
Like, with you and me,
795
00:16:49,419 --> 00:16:52,021
do you ever think about how--
796
00:16:52,021 --> 00:16:52,955
- No.
797
00:16:52,021 --> 00:16:52,955
- My thoughts about--
798
00:16:52,955 --> 00:16:54,357
- [laughs]
799
00:16:54,357 --> 00:16:55,691
- When was the last time
800
00:16:54,357 --> 00:16:55,691
you processed your feelings,
801
00:16:55,691 --> 00:16:56,626
like, just for you?
802
00:16:56,626 --> 00:16:57,960
- I've still never
803
00:16:56,626 --> 00:16:57,960
felt a feeling before.
804
00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:58,995
It sounds awesome.
805
00:16:58,995 --> 00:17:01,253
- I do get frustrated sometimes
806
00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:04,612
that things have
807
00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:04,612
to be funny all the time.
808
00:17:04,612 --> 00:17:06,235
I do like to have
809
00:17:04,612 --> 00:17:06,235
serious conversations,
810
00:17:06,235 --> 00:17:08,805
and to me,
811
00:17:06,235 --> 00:17:08,805
our relationship is serious.
812
00:17:08,805 --> 00:17:10,305
- I see the laugh and the play
813
00:17:10,305 --> 00:17:11,574
is such a strong part
814
00:17:10,305 --> 00:17:11,574
of your relationship.
815
00:17:11,574 --> 00:17:12,441
- Yeah.
816
00:17:12,441 --> 00:17:16,512
- And what about
817
00:17:12,441 --> 00:17:16,512
when things get serious?
818
00:17:16,512 --> 00:17:19,449
Is that territory that's
819
00:17:16,512 --> 00:17:19,449
uncomfortable for you guys?
820
00:17:19,449 --> 00:17:21,617
- I like conflict and debate.
821
00:17:21,617 --> 00:17:23,619
I want to be able
822
00:17:21,617 --> 00:17:23,619
to not agree with him,
823
00:17:23,619 --> 00:17:25,287
and have it be a balance
824
00:17:23,619 --> 00:17:25,287
that comes easy.
825
00:17:25,287 --> 00:17:28,523
- For you, Chris,
826
00:17:25,287 --> 00:17:28,523
when there's some kind of,
827
00:17:28,523 --> 00:17:29,158
I'll say,
828
00:17:28,523 --> 00:17:29,158
rupture in the relationship,
829
00:17:29,158 --> 00:17:31,553
someone did something
830
00:17:29,158 --> 00:17:31,553
to hurt someone's feelings,
831
00:17:31,553 --> 00:17:32,829
what's your go-to
832
00:17:31,553 --> 00:17:32,829
survival strategy?
833
00:17:32,829 --> 00:17:33,863
- It's bad.
834
00:17:33,863 --> 00:17:34,831
- Do you withdraw
835
00:17:33,863 --> 00:17:34,831
and move away?
836
00:17:34,831 --> 00:17:36,232
- Yes, yes.
837
00:17:36,232 --> 00:17:37,233
- Or do you pursue to,
838
00:17:36,232 --> 00:17:37,233
like, fix it?
839
00:17:37,233 --> 00:17:38,568
- It's total shutdown.
840
00:17:38,568 --> 00:17:41,738
I can't handle, like,
841
00:17:38,568 --> 00:17:41,738
the silent treatment,
842
00:17:41,738 --> 00:17:44,707
and it's something
843
00:17:41,738 --> 00:17:44,707
that he can't not do.
844
00:17:44,707 --> 00:17:46,542
- So then what happens
845
00:17:44,707 --> 00:17:46,542
for you, Nikki?
846
00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:48,678
- I just go to like,
847
00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:48,678
"I'm ------- done."
848
00:17:48,678 --> 00:17:51,753
Someone who loves me
849
00:17:48,678 --> 00:17:51,753
does not do this,
850
00:17:51,753 --> 00:17:55,151
and I get to,
851
00:17:51,753 --> 00:17:55,151
like, burning anger.
852
00:17:55,151 --> 00:17:58,321
- How do you respond
853
00:17:55,151 --> 00:17:58,321
to that version of Nikki?
854
00:17:58,321 --> 00:18:00,423
- I don't think I respond well.
855
00:18:00,423 --> 00:18:03,860
It's not that I don't
856
00:18:00,423 --> 00:18:03,860
want the conflict ever.
857
00:18:03,860 --> 00:18:06,396
There's things in the past
858
00:18:03,860 --> 00:18:06,396
that just aren't ideal
859
00:18:06,396 --> 00:18:08,865
that--like,
860
00:18:06,396 --> 00:18:08,865
resentments and trust issues.
861
00:18:08,865 --> 00:18:10,333
You know, the stuff
862
00:18:08,865 --> 00:18:10,333
that happened with us
863
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:13,503
with the podcast
864
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:13,503
from like seven years ago,
865
00:18:13,503 --> 00:18:15,938
I heard you call me disgusting.
866
00:18:15,938 --> 00:18:18,408
I was like, "Whoa."
867
00:18:18,408 --> 00:18:19,909
I catch her in something,
868
00:18:18,408 --> 00:18:19,909
and I'd be like,
869
00:18:19,909 --> 00:18:22,545
"But you said this,
870
00:18:19,909 --> 00:18:22,545
and now you're saying this."
871
00:18:22,545 --> 00:18:26,282
And those little things,
872
00:18:22,545 --> 00:18:26,282
do those add up to,
873
00:18:26,282 --> 00:18:28,453
these are the reasons why
874
00:18:26,282 --> 00:18:28,453
we're not together,
875
00:18:28,453 --> 00:18:30,219
or are those things that we can
876
00:18:28,453 --> 00:18:30,219
get through and be like,
877
00:18:30,219 --> 00:18:32,688
"Oh, man," and embrace all
878
00:18:30,219 --> 00:18:32,688
of the good stuff?
879
00:18:32,688 --> 00:18:34,257
- Yeah.
880
00:18:34,257 --> 00:18:36,533
- Where are you guys at
881
00:18:34,257 --> 00:18:36,533
in terms
882
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,261
of envisioning
883
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,261
a future together?
884
00:18:38,261 --> 00:18:39,929
- I would like him
885
00:18:38,261 --> 00:18:39,929
to be in my life
886
00:18:39,929 --> 00:18:42,965
for the rest of my life
887
00:18:39,929 --> 00:18:42,965
and be like a Kurt Russell,
888
00:18:42,965 --> 00:18:45,234
Goldie Hawn situation.
889
00:18:45,234 --> 00:18:47,537
- Marriage, other things,
890
00:18:45,234 --> 00:18:47,537
like, those are things
891
00:18:47,537 --> 00:18:52,693
that I've been, oh,
892
00:18:47,537 --> 00:18:52,693
definitely reluctant,
893
00:18:52,693 --> 00:18:56,612
but I'm not closed off to it
894
00:18:52,693 --> 00:18:56,612
like I was when I was younger.
895
00:18:56,612 --> 00:18:59,449
But you also do make
896
00:18:56,612 --> 00:18:59,449
some rash decisions.
897
00:18:59,449 --> 00:19:00,750
- I change my mind a lot.
898
00:18:59,449 --> 00:19:00,750
- And you change your mind.
899
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,318
I'm like, "Nikki,
900
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,318
I thought you were doing--"
901
00:19:02,318 --> 00:19:03,319
- I'm inconsistent,
902
00:19:02,318 --> 00:19:03,319
and that's--
903
00:19:03,319 --> 00:19:05,555
- Does that scare you?
904
00:19:03,319 --> 00:19:05,555
- Oh, yeah, big time.
905
00:19:05,555 --> 00:19:06,956
Yeah, that's a big one for me.
906
00:19:06,956 --> 00:19:12,528
Maybe you could be, like,
907
00:19:06,956 --> 00:19:12,528
a little bit more reliable
908
00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:14,797
in certain situations,
909
00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:14,797
so like--
910
00:19:14,797 --> 00:19:16,899
- Unreliable
911
00:19:14,797 --> 00:19:16,899
I think is the word.
912
00:19:16,899 --> 00:19:19,669
- It's not irresponsible--but I
913
00:19:16,899 --> 00:19:19,669
don't think you're unreliable.
914
00:19:19,669 --> 00:19:21,604
I just think
915
00:19:19,669 --> 00:19:21,604
that there are times then you--
916
00:19:21,604 --> 00:19:23,940
- Flip-floppy.
917
00:19:21,604 --> 00:19:23,940
- You can be flip-floppy.
918
00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:25,475
- Yeah.
919
00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:25,475
- There's some flip-floppiness.
920
00:19:25,475 --> 00:19:27,977
- What I'm hearing
921
00:19:25,475 --> 00:19:27,977
from both of you is,
922
00:19:27,977 --> 00:19:29,278
you guys love each other,
923
00:19:29,278 --> 00:19:31,314
you have a great sense
924
00:19:29,278 --> 00:19:31,314
of humor together,
925
00:19:31,314 --> 00:19:33,816
and it's just,
926
00:19:31,314 --> 00:19:33,816
we need to figure out
927
00:19:33,816 --> 00:19:36,953
how to move past conflict
928
00:19:36,953 --> 00:19:40,423
instead of doing this old thing
929
00:19:36,953 --> 00:19:40,423
that we've done,
930
00:19:40,423 --> 00:19:43,526
which is just, you know,
931
00:19:40,423 --> 00:19:43,526
shutdown, panic, withdrawal,
932
00:19:43,526 --> 00:19:44,961
shutdown, panic, withdrawal.
933
00:19:44,961 --> 00:19:45,828
- Mm-hmm.
934
00:19:44,961 --> 00:19:45,828
- Yeah.
935
00:19:45,828 --> 00:19:47,330
- And that's something that,
936
00:19:45,828 --> 00:19:47,330
you know,
937
00:19:47,330 --> 00:19:49,198
you guys want to continue
938
00:19:47,330 --> 00:19:49,198
working together.
939
00:19:49,198 --> 00:19:50,433
I can help you with that,
940
00:19:49,198 --> 00:19:50,433
right?
941
00:19:50,433 --> 00:19:52,735
Slowing down the conversation.
942
00:19:52,735 --> 00:19:55,371
How am I triggered?
943
00:19:52,735 --> 00:19:55,371
How do I self-soothe past that?
944
00:19:55,371 --> 00:19:58,608
[exhales]
945
00:19:55,371 --> 00:19:58,608
Okay, now we can keep going.
946
00:19:58,608 --> 00:19:59,575
- Yeah.
947
00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:02,445
It's a little messy.
948
00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:02,445
It's a little confusing.
949
00:20:02,445 --> 00:20:05,348
But we are working
950
00:20:02,445 --> 00:20:05,348
towards stuff together.
951
00:20:05,348 --> 00:20:06,516
I don't want
952
00:20:05,348 --> 00:20:06,516
to call it too soon,
953
00:20:06,516 --> 00:20:07,717
but I would like to come back.
954
00:20:07,717 --> 00:20:08,618
- Absolutely.
955
00:20:08,618 --> 00:20:10,787
- Yes, Nikki would love
956
00:20:08,618 --> 00:20:10,787
to come back.
957
00:20:10,787 --> 00:20:13,189
Therapy is great.
958
00:20:10,787 --> 00:20:13,189
I really liked it.
959
00:20:13,189 --> 00:20:15,258
- Are you, like, hot for it?
960
00:20:15,258 --> 00:20:16,859
- I'm not hot for it.
961
00:20:15,258 --> 00:20:16,859
- Okay.
962
00:20:16,859 --> 00:20:19,195
- What's to be hot about?
963
00:20:16,859 --> 00:20:19,195
- I love it.
964
00:20:19,195 --> 00:20:20,696
I just love seeing a man emote.
965
00:20:20,696 --> 00:20:23,433
I just--if you get wet
966
00:20:20,696 --> 00:20:23,433
up there,
967
00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:24,934
you know what's going on
968
00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:24,934
down here.
969
00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:27,270
- No, no.
970
00:20:27,270 --> 00:20:30,239
- Thank you for hanging.
971
00:20:27,270 --> 00:20:30,239
- You're welcome.
972
00:20:30,239 --> 00:20:32,341
It was fun.
973
00:20:30,239 --> 00:20:32,341
- Thank you for doing it.
974
00:20:32,341 --> 00:20:34,811
- I had a really good time.
975
00:20:32,341 --> 00:20:34,811
- [laughs]
976
00:20:34,811 --> 00:20:37,714
*
977
00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:39,882
- Next time
978
00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:39,882
on the season finale...
979
00:20:39,882 --> 00:20:41,551
* Going to LA
980
00:20:41,551 --> 00:20:43,586
As much as I love St. Louis,
981
00:20:41,551 --> 00:20:43,586
in LA,
982
00:20:43,586 --> 00:20:45,254
there's a lot of things
983
00:20:43,586 --> 00:20:45,254
that St. Louis doesn't have.
984
00:20:45,254 --> 00:20:47,557
- America's favorite
985
00:20:45,254 --> 00:20:47,557
Midwest comic.
986
00:20:47,557 --> 00:20:49,559
It's a niche, but...
987
00:20:47,557 --> 00:20:49,559
- [laughs]
988
00:20:49,559 --> 00:20:50,860
Do you think that the project
989
00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:52,462
that we're kind
990
00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:52,462
of talking about...
991
00:20:52,462 --> 00:20:54,397
- Do I think it'll happen
992
00:20:52,462 --> 00:20:54,397
if you live in St. Louis?
993
00:20:54,397 --> 00:20:56,265
*
994
00:20:56,265 --> 00:20:58,501
- With Chris,
995
00:20:56,265 --> 00:20:58,501
I want commitment,
996
00:20:58,501 --> 00:21:00,643
and I want to know
997
00:20:58,501 --> 00:21:00,643
where we're going.
998
00:21:00,643 --> 00:21:01,771
- Relationship status--
999
00:21:00,643 --> 00:21:01,771
- I hate this limbo.
1000
00:21:01,771 --> 00:21:04,240
- We've thought we were ready
1001
00:21:01,771 --> 00:21:04,240
for more before,
1002
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,575
and we were wrong.
1003
00:21:05,575 --> 00:21:07,410
Are we wrong this time?
1004
00:21:05,575 --> 00:21:07,410
I don't know.
1005
00:21:07,410 --> 00:21:10,012
It just feels like
1006
00:21:07,410 --> 00:21:10,012
we're heading towards...
1007
00:21:10,012 --> 00:21:11,013
- Forever.
1008
00:21:11,013 --> 00:21:12,548
*
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