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- There was a guy I went out
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with who was so cute.
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We went to go smoke weed
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at his house.
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It was going great.
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We were having fun.
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I was, like, oh, my God.
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I, like, had reached that point
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in the date where I was,
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like, I'm gonna kiss this guy.
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Like, I would kiss him
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for sure.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- And then he got a phone call.
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And he was, like, "Oh, my God.
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Oh, hold...
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Oh, my God."
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And then he ran off
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and I was texting my friends,
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like, how long do you let a guy
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talk on the phone without...
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when you just go,
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I'm gonna leave.
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And they were like,
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ten minutes.
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And it was already at,
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like, 18 minutes.
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- I love how long
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his fake call lasted.
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"She's still not leaving.
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I know.
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"She's pathetic. I know.
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It's been 17 minutes.
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I think she's eating
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my seaweed snacks."
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- [laughs]
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- * I won't miss my flight
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* I feel so all alone
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out on the road *
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* Can you welcome me home
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[upbeat music]
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- Do not hesitate to let me
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know if you have any questions.
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I've eaten all the things.
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- Ooh.
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- I've drank most
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of the things.
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I won't lie to you.
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Is that fair?
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- That's so fair.
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Thank you.
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- You can lie to me.
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- You'll be the first man
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who doesn't.
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- Okay, all right.
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- [laughs]
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- I'll be back with you.
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I've got someone to help.
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- Thank you.
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- Thank you.
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Oh, look at this guy.
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- He is here.
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- Oh, hey, pal.
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- What's up,
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what's up, what's up?
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Whoa, a back of the head kiss.
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- Yeah, he kissed me
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on the side of the head.
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- Honestly, when you walked in
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I was like, who's that hot guy?
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[laughter]
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- How dare you be looking
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for hot guys.
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- Yeah, when I turned around.
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I was.
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Since my failed attempt at
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having a serious conversation
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with Chris about our future...
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- Sometimes I'm like,
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Glase just wants to be a wife
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and it's whatever sucker
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is willing to do it.
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*
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- I haven't
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brought it up again,
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but I think
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that's a conversation
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I should be able to have.
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I don't think that's
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such a tall order, you know?
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Chris is short, so he's
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not able to, you know...
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[chuckles]
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Get taller.
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- Does anybody else feel like
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a child at this table?
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- Yes, I was thinking,
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like, some high chair.
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- Yes.
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- 'Cause it's like...
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- A little cut...can you
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just have a cut up hot dog?
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This metaphor fell off,
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but you know what I'm saying.
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[laughs]
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Thanks for joining us.
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- Yeah.
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What are you guys doing?
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- We went to the studio today.
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- Yeah, we finished the song.
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- Finished the song.
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both:
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* Even though I know I can't
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- That's so good.
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both: * Be hard to believe
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* Even though
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these drugs make me *
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* So restless
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- We listened to it
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this morning
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and Andrew had not heard it.
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- He cried.
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- Like you got
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weirdly emotional.
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Not emotional, but you were
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just really impressed
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which, like, meant a lot to me.
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- Well, it sounded good.
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- Thanks, man.
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- Are you gonna cry?
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- No, I just gotta fart.
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- I moved to it as well.
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- You never cried?
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- I've still never felt a
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feeling before so it's like...
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- I know that's why I'm like,
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when have you...
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- I've been trying
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to do stuff like that.
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It sounds awesome.
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- [chuckles weakly]
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- Ugh.
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- I like that you are saying
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that you don't feel feelings
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and it's new to you.
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I'm glad you're aware of that.
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- Oh, yeah.
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[laughs]
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Busted.
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- I just need Chris
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to work on himself.
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If you're not willing
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to work on yourself, get out.
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- Nikki is all over the place.
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- I want unconditional love.
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- She's a bit
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of a flip-flopper.
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I don't know what she expects,
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actually.
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- I want to be able
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to do anything
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and have him still love me.
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He could do anything and I...
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no, that's not true.
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- Do you want kids?
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Are you getting married?
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Is this a thing?
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There's no consistency.
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I don't know if she even knows
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if she wants to have kids.
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- If I want to have a family,
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I'm not gonna be able to
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have one for that much longer.
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- But then, you know,
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she's gonna turn out
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to be a nun in 15 years.
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Like, I don't know.
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- When was the last time
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you cried?
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- [laughs]
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- Um, I don't know.
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I do cry sometimes,
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but I can't remember
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the last time I did.
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- Mm. My order tonight
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might test you.
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- Okay.
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*
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- Hello.
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- Hi.
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- Oh, my...
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- Mall Madness?
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- Yes, Mall Madness.
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- Oh, my God.
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- Well, I found it
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in the closet.
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- Holy.
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- No, it's amazing.
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Our Magic 8 Ball.
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- Dice?
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- Are we gonna
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have fun tonight?
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"Better not tell you now."
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This one is
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playing hard to get.
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- Cookie Crisp!
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- Pringles.
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Ring Pop.
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- Yes.
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- Oh, my God.
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That's as wild as it gets.
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Our sleepovers
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used to be, like, the best.
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Like, can Kerstin
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spend the night?
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- Please?
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- Is, like, I should
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name my child that
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because it's the best sound
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I could ever hear.
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'Cause it means,
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like, it's Friday.
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- Nick.
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- And you're probably
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spending the night because
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my parents always said yes.
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- Yeah, but now it's like
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I can't stay up past 10:00.
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So that's a thing.
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- [laughs]
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- So are you gonna be mad
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if we call boys?
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- Oh, my God,
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we should prank boys.
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- Oh, my God, do EJ.
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- [laughs]
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[phone ringing]
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- I'm just gonna
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say it real fast
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so it doesn't
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sound like anything.
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- Hello?
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- [high pitched voice]
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Hi, is this EJ Glaser?
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- [laughs]
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You've got him.
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- Oh, well great.
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I just...
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I wanted to give you a call
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because I just wanted to ask
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if you wouldn't mind playing
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at my 98th birthday
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this November 10.
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- [laughs]
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- I would love to.
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- Great.
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My husband,
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Herb, will Venmo you.
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It's gonna come from
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hotdaddy42.
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- [laughs]
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- Damn it!
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- Oh.
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She's good.
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- She's so good.
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- She's really good at...
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- God.
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- We call it stringing.
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- You also call getting high
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"getting off."
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One time my parents took
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a marijuana edible
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and they were both
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asking each other,
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"Did you get off from that
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last night?"
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And I got, "What the hell
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are you talking about?
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Why were you getting off
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at a James Taylor concert?"
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- [laughs]
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He's gonna fall off.
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- Will you just, like, pull him
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towards you a little bit?
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Luigi is me
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between LA and St. Louis.
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Just the floor is St. Louis.
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- [laughs]
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- You're gonna stay here,
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aren't you?
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- I don't know.
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I mean, I'm going to LA soon
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and I feel like
294
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going back there,
295
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I'll be able to really assess.
296
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- What are you missing in LA?
297
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- Yeah.
298
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- That is there and not here?
299
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- Doing comedy every night.
300
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- But do you miss that?
301
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- I don't now.
302
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But I have someone
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to hang out with all the time.
304
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I mean, I don't want to put it
305
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all on Chris at all,
306
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but, like, if we were
307
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to stop hanging out,
308
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it would be, like...
309
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it would suck.
310
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- It's all kind of
311
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hinging on Chris right now.
312
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- I want commitment.
313
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- Yeah.
314
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- And he isn't definitive
315
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about what he wants
316
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out of our relationship.
317
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- Yeah, I could see that.
318
00:06:12,281 --> 00:06:14,484
- I'm tired of it.
319
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I am.
320
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- Yeah.
321
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- Yeah.
322
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- It's hard, Nikki.
323
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I don't know
324
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what to say about that.
325
00:06:18,621 --> 00:06:19,989
- I want to be wanted.
326
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It's the difference between
327
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being, like,
328
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I want Mexican tonight.
329
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Let's go get Mexican food.
330
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Or, yeah, I can have Mexican,
331
00:06:24,527 --> 00:06:26,529
that's fine.
332
00:06:26,562 --> 00:06:29,165
He's the first boyfriend
333
00:06:26,562 --> 00:06:29,165
I've had.
334
00:06:29,198 --> 00:06:30,566
- Well, that's the problem.
335
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He's the only boyfriend
336
00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,268
you've really ever had.
337
00:06:32,301 --> 00:06:35,304
- Nikki and Chris, I mean...
338
00:06:32,301 --> 00:06:35,304
- Back and forth those two.
339
00:06:35,338 --> 00:06:38,683
- I mean, when's it gonna end?
340
00:06:38,683 --> 00:06:39,909
How's it gonna all end?
341
00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:41,978
Let's just make a decision,
342
00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:41,978
come on.
343
00:06:42,011 --> 00:06:42,845
- Let's go.
344
00:06:42,879 --> 00:06:44,247
- Let's get to
345
00:06:42,879 --> 00:06:44,247
the end of this book.
346
00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:45,748
- Chop, chop.
347
00:06:45,782 --> 00:06:47,784
- It could be a little
348
00:06:45,782 --> 00:06:47,784
shortsighted, though, to think,
349
00:06:47,817 --> 00:06:50,286
like, if it's not Chris,
350
00:06:47,817 --> 00:06:50,286
there's no other guys.
351
00:06:50,319 --> 00:06:51,487
I get it.
352
00:06:50,319 --> 00:06:51,487
It's a little...
353
00:06:51,521 --> 00:06:52,722
- I'm not saying
354
00:06:51,521 --> 00:06:52,722
there's nothing else here,
355
00:06:52,755 --> 00:06:55,558
but I'm saying
356
00:06:52,755 --> 00:06:55,558
it's slim pickings.
357
00:06:55,591 --> 00:06:57,493
I'm constantly
358
00:06:55,591 --> 00:06:57,493
swiping on all the apps
359
00:06:57,527 --> 00:06:59,429
and you know,
360
00:06:57,527 --> 00:06:59,429
I keep my eyes peeled,
361
00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:00,897
My DM's are open,
362
00:07:00,930 --> 00:07:03,533
I put it out there
363
00:07:00,930 --> 00:07:03,533
that I'm single on every pod--
364
00:07:03,566 --> 00:07:05,735
like, I don't know
365
00:07:03,566 --> 00:07:05,735
what else I can do.
366
00:07:05,768 --> 00:07:08,323
- Maybe guys are intimidated,
367
00:07:05,768 --> 00:07:08,323
so they don't...
368
00:07:08,323 --> 00:07:09,505
- They should be.
369
00:07:08,323 --> 00:07:09,505
- Well, yeah, so...
370
00:07:09,539 --> 00:07:10,740
- I'm a catch.
371
00:07:10,773 --> 00:07:11,908
I mean,
372
00:07:10,773 --> 00:07:11,908
if they're intimidated by me,
373
00:07:11,941 --> 00:07:13,509
they're not
374
00:07:11,941 --> 00:07:13,509
the right person for me.
375
00:07:13,543 --> 00:07:14,677
- Yeah.
376
00:07:13,543 --> 00:07:14,677
- What am I supposed to do?
377
00:07:14,711 --> 00:07:18,423
Be more like...
378
00:07:14,711 --> 00:07:18,423
- No.
379
00:07:18,423 --> 00:07:19,882
[chuckles]
380
00:07:19,916 --> 00:07:22,351
Not like that.
381
00:07:19,916 --> 00:07:22,351
I hate that.
382
00:07:22,385 --> 00:07:23,920
[laughs]
383
00:07:30,359 --> 00:07:31,728
- What's the weather
384
00:07:30,359 --> 00:07:31,728
out there?
385
00:07:31,761 --> 00:07:34,197
- I think wherever you go,
386
00:07:31,761 --> 00:07:34,197
it'd be 100 degrees.
387
00:07:34,230 --> 00:07:35,832
If you know what I mean.
388
00:07:35,865 --> 00:07:38,935
- What'd you just say?
389
00:07:35,865 --> 00:07:38,935
- [laughs]
390
00:07:38,968 --> 00:07:41,304
- Hold on.
391
00:07:41,337 --> 00:07:44,907
- * I just broke my guitar
392
00:07:41,337 --> 00:07:44,907
with my toes *
393
00:07:44,941 --> 00:07:49,733
Who are you, Jimmy Foot-drix?
394
00:07:44,941 --> 00:07:49,733
[laughs]
395
00:07:49,145 --> 00:07:50,980
- God, I'm gonna get
396
00:07:49,145 --> 00:07:50,980
a whole new fanbase.
397
00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:54,783
[upbeat music]
398
00:07:54,150 --> 00:07:55,985
*
399
00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:58,354
We're at Andrew's favorite
400
00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:58,354
place in the world.
401
00:07:58,388 --> 00:07:59,756
He is obsessed with this.
402
00:08:01,791 --> 00:08:04,213
Andrew.
403
00:08:01,791 --> 00:08:04,213
Oh, my God.
404
00:08:04,543 --> 00:08:06,796
- Yo, right?
405
00:08:04,543 --> 00:08:06,796
- Yo, what up with this?
406
00:08:06,829 --> 00:08:08,531
- Hi.
407
00:08:06,829 --> 00:08:08,531
- This is JR.
408
00:08:08,564 --> 00:08:09,365
- Hi.
409
00:08:08,564 --> 00:08:09,365
- Nice to meet you both.
410
00:08:09,399 --> 00:08:10,400
- Nikki.
411
00:08:09,399 --> 00:08:10,400
What are you?
412
00:08:10,433 --> 00:08:11,934
- I'm a golf professional here.
413
00:08:11,968 --> 00:08:13,936
- What do you really love
414
00:08:11,968 --> 00:08:13,936
about gold?
415
00:08:13,970 --> 00:08:17,807
- I just love that
416
00:08:13,970 --> 00:08:17,807
it keeps me away from you.
417
00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,842
- It does drive a wedge
418
00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,842
between us.
419
00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,210
- [laughs]
420
00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,210
A pitching wedge.
421
00:08:21,244 --> 00:08:22,211
- Yeah.
422
00:08:21,244 --> 00:08:22,211
- Yeah.
423
00:08:22,245 --> 00:08:24,647
And I also often feel
424
00:08:22,245 --> 00:08:24,647
sand trapped with you.
425
00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:26,816
- At least I have drive.
426
00:08:26,849 --> 00:08:29,318
- You're just a hole
427
00:08:26,849 --> 00:08:29,318
I don't want to get in.
428
00:08:29,352 --> 00:08:31,621
[laughter]
429
00:08:31,654 --> 00:08:32,955
All right, you want
430
00:08:31,654 --> 00:08:32,955
to go out and hit?
431
00:08:32,989 --> 00:08:34,356
- Yeah.
432
00:08:32,989 --> 00:08:34,356
This is gonna be embarrassing.
433
00:08:34,390 --> 00:08:37,393
*
434
00:08:37,427 --> 00:08:39,729
- All right.
435
00:08:37,427 --> 00:08:39,729
Loose them--get loose.
436
00:08:39,762 --> 00:08:40,996
- Whoo.
437
00:08:39,762 --> 00:08:40,996
- Get loose.
438
00:08:41,582 --> 00:08:43,633
Loose as a goose.
439
00:08:41,582 --> 00:08:43,633
All right, good.
440
00:08:43,666 --> 00:08:45,701
Now take this hand.
441
00:08:43,666 --> 00:08:45,701
- Over my thumb?
442
00:08:45,735 --> 00:08:47,837
- Yes, right there.
443
00:08:45,735 --> 00:08:47,837
All right, try it out.
444
00:08:47,870 --> 00:08:51,541
- Okay, loose...
445
00:08:47,870 --> 00:08:51,541
- As a goose.
446
00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:54,410
- ----.
447
00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:54,410
- [laughs]
448
00:08:54,444 --> 00:08:56,733
*
449
00:08:56,733 --> 00:08:59,682
- Ooh.
450
00:08:56,733 --> 00:08:59,682
- That would hurt someone.
451
00:08:59,716 --> 00:09:01,417
- Whoa.
452
00:08:59,716 --> 00:09:01,417
- Where did that go?
453
00:09:01,451 --> 00:09:04,587
- I think it went on the roof.
454
00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:07,323
- Oh, mother of God.
455
00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:07,323
- [laughs]
456
00:09:07,356 --> 00:09:08,758
- Whiffing a golf ball
457
00:09:08,791 --> 00:09:10,259
or it, like, going off
458
00:09:08,791 --> 00:09:10,259
to the side,
459
00:09:10,293 --> 00:09:12,428
is one of the worst feelings
460
00:09:10,293 --> 00:09:12,428
in the world
461
00:09:12,462 --> 00:09:15,965
and I was voted off first
462
00:09:12,462 --> 00:09:15,965
on "Dancing with the Stars."
463
00:09:16,263 --> 00:09:18,568
[yells]
464
00:09:16,263 --> 00:09:18,568
- [laughs]
465
00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:20,369
- Violence!
466
00:09:20,403 --> 00:09:21,938
Oh, ----.
467
00:09:21,971 --> 00:09:23,706
It just feels so unfulfilling
468
00:09:23,740 --> 00:09:26,209
and it makes me
469
00:09:23,740 --> 00:09:26,209
want to throw a racket.
470
00:09:26,242 --> 00:09:28,778
- JR's here, by the way.
471
00:09:26,242 --> 00:09:28,778
- Let the pro come in.
472
00:09:28,811 --> 00:09:31,413
- Yeah, JR,
473
00:09:28,811 --> 00:09:31,413
what can I do better?
474
00:09:31,413 --> 00:09:32,915
- So upper body, hands,
475
00:09:31,413 --> 00:09:32,915
and club,
476
00:09:32,949 --> 00:09:34,884
you're doing great, right?
477
00:09:32,949 --> 00:09:34,884
We're hitting the ball good,
478
00:09:34,917 --> 00:09:37,320
but if we follow through
479
00:09:34,917 --> 00:09:37,320
a little bit more?
480
00:09:37,353 --> 00:09:38,755
- Whoa, that helped me.
481
00:09:37,353 --> 00:09:38,755
- Kerstin, that was great.
482
00:09:38,788 --> 00:09:40,503
- Yes, so...
483
00:09:38,788 --> 00:09:40,503
- I just did that.
484
00:09:40,503 --> 00:09:40,857
- Look at Kerstin's foot there.
485
00:09:40,503 --> 00:09:40,857
- Whoo.
486
00:09:40,890 --> 00:09:42,358
- And then
487
00:09:40,890 --> 00:09:42,358
once you're over there,
488
00:09:42,392 --> 00:09:43,693
just kind of hang out
489
00:09:42,392 --> 00:09:43,693
and hold your balance.
490
00:09:43,726 --> 00:09:45,628
- Oh.
491
00:09:43,726 --> 00:09:45,628
- Yeah.
492
00:09:47,497 --> 00:09:49,465
- Dude, that is...
493
00:09:47,497 --> 00:09:49,465
- Whoo-hoo!
494
00:09:49,499 --> 00:09:52,623
- You hit that 140 in the air
495
00:09:49,499 --> 00:09:52,623
which is very, very good.
496
00:09:52,963 --> 00:09:53,169
- Okay.
497
00:09:53,202 --> 00:09:54,637
Wait, what happened
498
00:09:53,202 --> 00:09:54,637
to your arm?
499
00:09:54,670 --> 00:09:56,663
Single too long?
500
00:09:56,663 --> 00:09:57,774
- No, it wasn't
501
00:09:56,663 --> 00:09:57,774
that type of accident.
502
00:09:57,807 --> 00:09:59,242
I had a little surgery.
503
00:09:57,807 --> 00:09:59,242
- Uh-huh.
504
00:09:59,275 --> 00:10:02,245
- And I'm just recovering.
505
00:09:59,275 --> 00:10:02,245
- Oh, nice.
506
00:10:02,278 --> 00:10:03,613
What's the beard hiding?
507
00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:04,614
You look like
508
00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:04,614
you have a strong chin.
509
00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:05,815
- I have a chin, yeah.
510
00:10:05,848 --> 00:10:06,749
- Yeah, a lot of times
511
00:10:05,848 --> 00:10:06,749
beards are...
512
00:10:06,783 --> 00:10:09,485
- Probably hiding extra weight,
513
00:10:06,783 --> 00:10:09,485
you know?
514
00:10:09,519 --> 00:10:12,021
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
515
00:10:12,163 --> 00:10:14,824
JR is cute.
516
00:10:12,163 --> 00:10:14,824
- So cute.
517
00:10:14,857 --> 00:10:16,726
- So right now,
518
00:10:14,857 --> 00:10:16,726
I'm not committed to anything.
519
00:10:16,759 --> 00:10:18,027
I'm still test driving.
520
00:10:18,223 --> 00:10:19,829
- Nikki eventually
521
00:10:18,223 --> 00:10:19,829
is gonna get a boyfriend.
522
00:10:19,862 --> 00:10:21,998
- [laughs]
523
00:10:19,862 --> 00:10:21,998
- She eventually will.
524
00:10:22,031 --> 00:10:24,267
This is what
525
00:10:22,031 --> 00:10:24,267
this interview's about, right?
526
00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:25,735
- How long
527
00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:25,735
have you been single?
528
00:10:25,768 --> 00:10:28,271
- Uh, too long.
529
00:10:25,768 --> 00:10:28,271
- Are you on Bumble?
530
00:10:28,304 --> 00:10:29,939
- No, I'm not on
531
00:10:28,304 --> 00:10:29,939
any dating apps or anything.
532
00:10:29,972 --> 00:10:30,840
- Why?
533
00:10:29,972 --> 00:10:30,840
Why aren't you on dating apps?
534
00:10:30,873 --> 00:10:32,942
- I don't know,
535
00:10:30,873 --> 00:10:32,942
maybe believe in fate?
536
00:10:32,975 --> 00:10:34,777
- Are you an f-boy
537
00:10:32,975 --> 00:10:34,777
or a nice guy?
538
00:10:34,811 --> 00:10:35,778
- I don't want to say
539
00:10:34,811 --> 00:10:35,778
I'm a nice guy.
540
00:10:35,812 --> 00:10:37,780
That has just the same
541
00:10:35,812 --> 00:10:37,780
terrible connotations
542
00:10:37,814 --> 00:10:39,148
as f-boy, right?
543
00:10:37,814 --> 00:10:39,148
- Right?
544
00:10:39,182 --> 00:10:41,517
That's a good answer.
545
00:10:39,182 --> 00:10:41,517
- Just a man, you know?
546
00:10:41,551 --> 00:10:43,019
- Just a man.
547
00:10:41,551 --> 00:10:43,019
- I like that.
548
00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:45,655
- it's not easy for me
549
00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:45,655
to consider other options
550
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,657
when I am super into Chris,
551
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:51,194
but I'm actually considering
552
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:51,194
and looking at another man
553
00:10:51,227 --> 00:10:53,796
that is in St. Louis
554
00:10:51,227 --> 00:10:53,796
and being like,
555
00:10:53,830 --> 00:10:55,465
could this be something?
556
00:10:55,498 --> 00:10:58,568
And for right now,
557
00:10:55,498 --> 00:10:58,568
that other man is
558
00:10:58,601 --> 00:11:01,804
Andrew's golf pro.
559
00:11:01,838 --> 00:11:03,873
I should put something
560
00:11:01,838 --> 00:11:03,873
on the bottom of my shoe
561
00:11:03,906 --> 00:11:05,441
and be, like,
562
00:11:03,906 --> 00:11:05,441
JR, look at my swing.
563
00:11:05,475 --> 00:11:07,443
- Yeah.
564
00:11:05,475 --> 00:11:07,443
- And it says, like, "DM me."
565
00:11:07,477 --> 00:11:09,879
- Like, like, "You're hot."
566
00:11:09,912 --> 00:11:12,763
- Kerstin, go get paper, tape.
567
00:11:09,912 --> 00:11:12,763
- Tape.
568
00:11:12,763 --> 00:11:14,484
Okay, I'll go find it.
569
00:11:12,763 --> 00:11:14,484
- Yeah.
570
00:11:14,517 --> 00:11:16,986
If I went out with JR,
571
00:11:14,517 --> 00:11:16,986
would that be weird for you?
572
00:11:17,019 --> 00:11:19,021
- No.
573
00:11:17,019 --> 00:11:19,021
It better get me free lessons.
574
00:11:19,833 --> 00:11:21,357
- Ah, yes.
575
00:11:19,833 --> 00:11:21,357
Sweet.
576
00:11:21,391 --> 00:11:22,525
Let's just put my number.
577
00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:25,895
- Don't break his heart
578
00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:25,895
because I like him as a coach.
579
00:11:25,928 --> 00:11:28,923
- Okay.
580
00:11:25,928 --> 00:11:28,923
Yeah.
581
00:11:28,923 --> 00:11:30,333
Um, JR, will you
582
00:11:28,923 --> 00:11:30,333
check out my swing?
583
00:11:30,366 --> 00:11:31,868
Watch what I'm doing
584
00:11:30,366 --> 00:11:31,868
with my foot.
585
00:11:31,901 --> 00:11:33,035
I think you'll really like it.
586
00:11:31,901 --> 00:11:33,035
- Okay.
587
00:11:33,973 --> 00:11:35,204
- Okay, here we go.
588
00:11:33,973 --> 00:11:35,204
Hold on.
589
00:11:35,238 --> 00:11:36,205
Okay.
590
00:11:40,143 --> 00:11:41,844
- [laughs]
591
00:11:41,878 --> 00:11:43,246
- It's my number.
592
00:11:41,878 --> 00:11:43,246
- Oh, that's your phone number?
593
00:11:43,279 --> 00:11:44,147
- Yeah.
594
00:11:44,147 --> 00:11:45,548
Here, you can have it
595
00:11:44,147 --> 00:11:45,548
if you want.
596
00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:47,550
[laughter]
597
00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:48,885
It's cute, right?
598
00:11:48,918 --> 00:11:52,455
Oh, we're out of balls.
599
00:11:48,918 --> 00:11:52,455
- JR's got two.
600
00:11:52,488 --> 00:11:54,924
[laughter]
601
00:12:01,497 --> 00:12:04,567
[upbeat music]
602
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,402
*
603
00:12:06,436 --> 00:12:09,372
[phone ringing]
604
00:12:10,573 --> 00:12:13,009
- Hi.
605
00:12:10,573 --> 00:12:13,009
- Hi.
606
00:12:13,703 --> 00:12:14,977
- What are you doing,
607
00:12:13,703 --> 00:12:14,977
walking around St. Poo-is?
608
00:12:15,011 --> 00:12:16,679
- [laughs]
609
00:12:15,011 --> 00:12:16,679
Yes.
610
00:12:16,713 --> 00:12:18,548
I literally just got poop
611
00:12:16,713 --> 00:12:18,548
on my hands
612
00:12:18,581 --> 00:12:21,684
from not having a dog poop bag.
613
00:12:18,581 --> 00:12:21,684
- [groans]
614
00:12:21,718 --> 00:12:23,686
- Well, I actually
615
00:12:21,718 --> 00:12:23,686
used a piece of--
616
00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,855
like, a Doritos bag
617
00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,855
that I found
618
00:12:25,888 --> 00:12:27,557
and it wasn't easy to do,
619
00:12:25,888 --> 00:12:27,557
so I got poop on my hand.
620
00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:29,559
- [laughs] That'd be
621
00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:29,559
a great Doritos commercial.
622
00:12:29,592 --> 00:12:31,861
It'd be a horrible
623
00:12:29,592 --> 00:12:31,861
Doritos commercial.
624
00:12:31,894 --> 00:12:33,830
- David Spade
625
00:12:31,894 --> 00:12:33,830
always make me laugh.
626
00:12:33,863 --> 00:12:35,732
He's never too serious
627
00:12:33,863 --> 00:12:35,732
about things.
628
00:12:35,765 --> 00:12:39,469
He always makes fun of me about
629
00:12:35,765 --> 00:12:39,469
St. Louis and living there.
630
00:12:39,502 --> 00:12:42,004
You look great.
631
00:12:39,502 --> 00:12:42,004
- "Joe Dirt" Lego.
632
00:12:42,038 --> 00:12:44,474
- [laughs]
633
00:12:42,038 --> 00:12:44,474
- Look, he's got a mop.
634
00:12:44,507 --> 00:12:46,576
- He's always asking me
635
00:12:44,507 --> 00:12:46,576
if I'm dancing
636
00:12:46,609 --> 00:12:49,579
down at the Bojangles
637
00:12:46,609 --> 00:12:49,579
or, like, the Bennigan's.
638
00:12:49,612 --> 00:12:52,348
I don't even know if those
639
00:12:49,612 --> 00:12:52,348
restaurants exist anymore,
640
00:12:52,382 --> 00:12:53,416
but he's not wrong.
641
00:12:53,449 --> 00:12:54,350
Like, I am considering
642
00:12:54,384 --> 00:12:56,018
putting in an application
643
00:12:54,384 --> 00:12:56,018
at Ruby Tuesdays,
644
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:57,520
and I wouldn't hate it.
645
00:12:57,553 --> 00:13:00,757
- Lookit, I just sat on this.
646
00:12:57,553 --> 00:13:00,757
It's so stupid.
647
00:13:00,790 --> 00:13:01,891
It's my Golden Globe
648
00:13:00,790 --> 00:13:01,891
nomination.
649
00:13:01,924 --> 00:13:03,393
- [laughing]
650
00:13:03,426 --> 00:13:05,328
- I don't know why it's here.
651
00:13:03,426 --> 00:13:05,328
It's so dumb.
652
00:13:05,361 --> 00:13:08,531
Anyway, so, Nik,
653
00:13:05,361 --> 00:13:08,531
it's kind of cloudy there.
654
00:13:08,564 --> 00:13:09,565
Is it or no?
655
00:13:08,564 --> 00:13:09,565
- Yeah.
656
00:13:09,599 --> 00:13:10,800
It's about
657
00:13:09,599 --> 00:13:10,800
to start raining.
658
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,973
But yeah,
659
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,973
it's been beautiful this week.
660
00:13:13,169 --> 00:13:14,804
I mean, the weather's amazing
661
00:13:13,169 --> 00:13:14,804
and I'm like,
662
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,839
oh, I don't need LA,
663
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,839
but then winter's coming
664
00:13:16,873 --> 00:13:18,608
and I'm gonna be, like,
665
00:13:16,873 --> 00:13:18,608
I should go back.
666
00:13:18,641 --> 00:13:20,276
- I like you around LA.
667
00:13:20,309 --> 00:13:21,611
- When I'm in LA,
668
00:13:20,309 --> 00:13:21,611
I like going out
669
00:13:21,644 --> 00:13:23,212
and doing standup
670
00:13:21,644 --> 00:13:23,212
and going to shows.
671
00:13:23,246 --> 00:13:24,647
- It's sort of fun
672
00:13:23,246 --> 00:13:24,647
to go to the Comedy Store
673
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,783
and lean on the wall and just
674
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,783
bull---- with other comics.
675
00:13:26,816 --> 00:13:27,950
- [laughs]
676
00:13:26,816 --> 00:13:27,950
Yes.
677
00:13:27,984 --> 00:13:29,819
- It is fun.
678
00:13:27,984 --> 00:13:29,819
- It is, it is.
679
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,621
- So it's fun to be in there.
680
00:13:31,654 --> 00:13:33,022
- As much as I love St. Louis,
681
00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:34,857
as someone who kind of
682
00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:34,857
wants to slow down,
683
00:13:34,891 --> 00:13:36,492
I do have chronic FOMO.
684
00:13:36,526 --> 00:13:38,594
I've been diagnosed
685
00:13:36,526 --> 00:13:38,594
multiple times.
686
00:13:38,628 --> 00:13:41,497
I really do wish that I could
687
00:13:38,628 --> 00:13:41,497
just be down the street
688
00:13:41,531 --> 00:13:44,500
from my LA friends
689
00:13:41,531 --> 00:13:44,500
and have intimate meals
690
00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:47,036
because they usually pay
691
00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:47,036
for the meal too.
692
00:13:47,973 --> 00:13:48,371
And that's pretty sweet.
693
00:13:48,404 --> 00:13:50,406
I need to make sure
694
00:13:48,404 --> 00:13:50,406
if I go back,
695
00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:53,543
that I have a good--
696
00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:53,543
like, good friends.
697
00:13:53,576 --> 00:13:56,145
- Um, we're acquaintances
698
00:13:53,576 --> 00:13:56,145
and I like that.
699
00:13:56,179 --> 00:13:59,449
We're work colleagues.
700
00:13:56,179 --> 00:13:59,449
Friends is a strong word.
701
00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:02,485
- I qualify you as one
702
00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:02,485
of my close friends,
703
00:14:02,518 --> 00:14:03,486
but that's fine.
704
00:14:03,519 --> 00:14:04,287
You know what?
705
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,656
We define friendship
706
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,656
differently.
707
00:14:06,689 --> 00:14:09,192
- Kind of but...
708
00:14:06,689 --> 00:14:09,192
- [laughs]
709
00:14:09,225 --> 00:14:10,493
- All right, back to work
710
00:14:09,225 --> 00:14:10,493
and I'll talk to you soon.
711
00:14:10,526 --> 00:14:11,661
- Thank you.
712
00:14:10,526 --> 00:14:11,661
You too.
713
00:14:11,694 --> 00:14:12,795
- Love you.
714
00:14:11,694 --> 00:14:12,795
- All right, bye.
715
00:14:12,829 --> 00:14:15,898
He said I love you.
716
00:14:12,829 --> 00:14:15,898
I heard it.
717
00:14:15,932 --> 00:14:17,613
That is so sweet.
718
00:14:17,613 --> 00:14:21,604
*
719
00:14:21,637 --> 00:14:25,441
Can we stalk JR on Instagram?
720
00:14:21,637 --> 00:14:25,441
- JR, golf.
721
00:14:25,475 --> 00:14:27,610
Was it fun to meet a boy
722
00:14:25,475 --> 00:14:27,610
out there?
723
00:14:27,643 --> 00:14:29,011
- Yeah, he seemed nice
724
00:14:29,733 --> 00:14:31,514
and he didn't seem
725
00:14:29,733 --> 00:14:31,514
really that interested in me.
726
00:14:31,547 --> 00:14:32,982
And I think that's why
727
00:14:31,547 --> 00:14:32,982
I'm into him.
728
00:14:33,015 --> 00:14:34,783
- [laughs]
729
00:14:33,015 --> 00:14:34,783
- But--
730
00:14:34,150 --> 00:14:36,152
- I've been texting with JR
731
00:14:34,150 --> 00:14:36,152
and he might stop over.
732
00:14:36,185 --> 00:14:37,520
It's not like a date,
733
00:14:37,553 --> 00:14:40,590
but I'm entertaining the idea
734
00:14:37,553 --> 00:14:40,590
of hanging out with other guys.
735
00:14:40,623 --> 00:14:42,692
You guys will just probably
736
00:14:40,623 --> 00:14:42,692
end up working on your swing.
737
00:14:42,725 --> 00:14:43,993
- [laughing]
738
00:14:42,725 --> 00:14:43,993
Yeah.
739
00:14:44,026 --> 00:14:45,995
[dog barks]
740
00:14:46,028 --> 00:14:49,165
[gasps]
741
00:14:46,028 --> 00:14:49,165
Who's that?
742
00:14:49,198 --> 00:14:51,401
- Hi, welcome.
743
00:14:49,198 --> 00:14:51,401
This is Luigi.
744
00:14:51,434 --> 00:14:53,002
- Hi, Luigi.
745
00:14:51,434 --> 00:14:53,002
- Hi, thanks for coming over.
746
00:14:53,035 --> 00:14:54,983
- Yeah, absolutely.
747
00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:55,993
- You gonna get up
748
00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:55,993
for the guest?
749
00:14:55,993 --> 00:14:56,305
- No.
750
00:14:55,993 --> 00:14:56,305
- Hey, JR.
751
00:14:56,339 --> 00:14:57,507
- You remember Kerstin.
752
00:14:56,339 --> 00:14:57,507
- Howdy.
753
00:14:57,540 --> 00:14:59,208
- You might recognize me
754
00:14:57,540 --> 00:14:59,208
if I do this.
755
00:14:59,242 --> 00:15:00,309
- Yo.
756
00:14:59,242 --> 00:15:00,309
- [laughs]
757
00:15:00,343 --> 00:15:02,545
- Pretty good.
758
00:15:00,343 --> 00:15:02,545
- Welcome.
759
00:15:02,578 --> 00:15:04,881
- Does it make you feel better
760
00:15:02,578 --> 00:15:04,881
sitting next to a club
761
00:15:04,914 --> 00:15:06,215
or, like, next to
762
00:15:04,914 --> 00:15:06,215
some kind of...
763
00:15:06,249 --> 00:15:08,651
- There is some comfort there.
764
00:15:06,249 --> 00:15:08,651
[laughter]
765
00:15:08,684 --> 00:15:10,253
I can't say I've ever
766
00:15:08,684 --> 00:15:10,253
slept with a club,
767
00:15:10,286 --> 00:15:13,503
but definitely, there's clubs
768
00:15:10,286 --> 00:15:13,503
around all the time.
769
00:15:13,503 --> 00:15:14,624
- What's your astrological
770
00:15:13,503 --> 00:15:14,624
sign?
771
00:15:14,657 --> 00:15:17,873
- I'm a Capricorn.
772
00:15:14,657 --> 00:15:17,873
- Do you believe in astrology?
773
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,728
- Yeah.
774
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,728
who knows?
775
00:15:18,761 --> 00:15:20,997
- Truthfully, yeah.
776
00:15:18,761 --> 00:15:20,997
Who knows?
777
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:22,632
Do you go to therapy?
778
00:15:22,665 --> 00:15:24,300
- I have.
779
00:15:22,665 --> 00:15:24,300
- Yeah, same.
780
00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:26,769
Cool.
781
00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:26,769
Do you meditate?
782
00:15:26,803 --> 00:15:28,604
- I do, yup.
783
00:15:26,803 --> 00:15:28,604
- What do you do?
784
00:15:28,638 --> 00:15:31,683
- So have you ever heard
785
00:15:28,638 --> 00:15:31,683
of astral projection?
786
00:15:32,775 --> 00:15:36,679
Trying to project yourself
787
00:15:32,775 --> 00:15:36,679
into a different place.
788
00:15:36,713 --> 00:15:39,248
- Watching Nikki flirt
789
00:15:36,713 --> 00:15:39,248
is like watching
790
00:15:39,282 --> 00:15:41,583
an FBI detective
791
00:15:39,282 --> 00:15:41,583
break down a suspect.
792
00:15:41,617 --> 00:15:42,752
- Do you play
793
00:15:41,617 --> 00:15:42,752
a musical instrument?
794
00:15:42,785 --> 00:15:43,953
- I am tone deaf.
795
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,888
- Do you like music?
796
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,888
- Well, it's...
797
00:15:45,922 --> 00:15:47,290
- Do you sing ever
798
00:15:45,922 --> 00:15:47,290
to the radio?
799
00:15:47,323 --> 00:15:48,191
- Uh...
800
00:15:48,224 --> 00:15:49,559
- Like shining the light
801
00:15:48,224 --> 00:15:49,559
in their faces.
802
00:15:49,592 --> 00:15:51,961
Tell me what you did
803
00:15:49,592 --> 00:15:51,961
when you were 12.
804
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,296
And the guy's like,
805
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,296
"I don't know, man.
806
00:15:53,329 --> 00:15:55,364
I just...I stole
807
00:15:53,329 --> 00:15:55,364
a pack of cigarettes."
808
00:15:55,398 --> 00:15:57,400
And she's like,
809
00:15:55,398 --> 00:15:57,400
"What? What did you do?
810
00:15:57,433 --> 00:15:59,969
Anyways, do you want
811
00:15:57,433 --> 00:15:59,969
to take me to dinner?"
812
00:16:00,303 --> 00:16:01,471
- What's your favorite thing
813
00:16:00,303 --> 00:16:01,471
on, like,
814
00:16:01,504 --> 00:16:03,439
the St. Louis,
815
00:16:01,504 --> 00:16:03,439
like, night life?
816
00:16:03,473 --> 00:16:05,708
- Uh, so I don't drink
817
00:16:03,473 --> 00:16:05,708
or do drugs anymore.
818
00:16:05,742 --> 00:16:07,410
I was really good at it
819
00:16:05,742 --> 00:16:07,410
when I was younger.
820
00:16:07,443 --> 00:16:08,911
- It's a good mental state.
821
00:16:07,443 --> 00:16:08,911
- So you don't do any drugs?
822
00:16:08,945 --> 00:16:10,580
- No, no.
823
00:16:10,613 --> 00:16:12,749
- I want to do heroin, though.
824
00:16:10,613 --> 00:16:12,749
Have you heard about that?
825
00:16:12,782 --> 00:16:14,984
- I've heard about it,
826
00:16:12,782 --> 00:16:14,984
I've never done it, thank God.
827
00:16:15,453 --> 00:16:15,918
- I had friends
828
00:16:15,453 --> 00:16:15,918
that have done it
829
00:16:15,952 --> 00:16:17,754
and, like, they loved it.
830
00:16:17,787 --> 00:16:19,789
- Well, we're not going
831
00:16:17,787 --> 00:16:19,789
to shoot heroin today.
832
00:16:19,822 --> 00:16:21,591
- Yeah.
833
00:16:19,822 --> 00:16:21,591
- Not, not yet.
834
00:16:21,624 --> 00:16:24,694
JR is cool and nice.
835
00:16:24,727 --> 00:16:26,662
He's not, like, fanboying out.
836
00:16:26,696 --> 00:16:28,398
He talks about his feelings.
837
00:16:28,431 --> 00:16:30,603
He is sober.
838
00:16:30,943 --> 00:16:32,268
Meditates?
839
00:16:32,301 --> 00:16:33,369
Thanks for coming over.
840
00:16:32,301 --> 00:16:33,369
- Yup, thank you.
841
00:16:33,403 --> 00:16:35,838
- And we'll see you when
842
00:16:33,403 --> 00:16:35,838
you astral project yourself.
843
00:16:35,872 --> 00:16:37,673
- Back to this...
844
00:16:37,673 --> 00:16:38,608
- Back to this living room
845
00:16:37,673 --> 00:16:38,608
later on.
846
00:16:38,641 --> 00:16:40,443
- I don't think I've ever tried
847
00:16:38,641 --> 00:16:40,443
to go to indoor spaces.
848
00:16:40,476 --> 00:16:41,978
- [laughs]
849
00:16:40,476 --> 00:16:41,978
- Good bye.
850
00:16:42,011 --> 00:16:43,946
Nice seeing y'all.
851
00:16:42,011 --> 00:16:43,946
- Bye, JR.
852
00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:45,415
- All right.
853
00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:45,415
- With that being said,
854
00:16:45,448 --> 00:16:46,549
I don't want
855
00:16:45,448 --> 00:16:46,549
to give up on Chris
856
00:16:46,582 --> 00:16:48,751
until I know that it's
857
00:16:46,582 --> 00:16:48,751
definitely not going to work.
858
00:16:48,785 --> 00:16:50,486
And right now, if I were
859
00:16:48,785 --> 00:16:50,486
to walk away from it,
860
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,955
I would always wonder
861
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,955
what could've happened.
862
00:16:52,989 --> 00:16:56,325
You guys are great wing-people.
863
00:16:52,989 --> 00:16:56,325
- I love being on the wing.
864
00:16:56,359 --> 00:16:57,627
- Yeah, I think he's cute.
865
00:16:56,359 --> 00:16:57,627
- [laughs]
866
00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:59,295
- He is cute.
867
00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:59,295
- I don't know why.
868
00:16:59,328 --> 00:17:01,864
I always see him
869
00:16:59,328 --> 00:17:01,864
with those ---- glasses
870
00:17:01,898 --> 00:17:03,933
and, like, I never...
871
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:04,467
- The glasses upside down
872
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:04,467
would have to go.
873
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:05,601
- I think that's kind of fun.
874
00:17:05,635 --> 00:17:07,313
- I don't know.
875
00:17:05,635 --> 00:17:07,313
I kind of dig it.
876
00:17:07,642 --> 00:17:09,333
- [laughs]
877
00:17:15,392 --> 00:17:17,280
[upbeat music]
878
00:17:17,313 --> 00:17:19,148
- These kids weren't here
879
00:17:17,313 --> 00:17:19,148
for two seconds.
880
00:17:19,181 --> 00:17:21,783
They pulled out every toy.
881
00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:23,319
Want some coffee, EJ?
882
00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:23,319
- No, I'm good.
883
00:17:23,352 --> 00:17:25,621
- You sure?
884
00:17:23,352 --> 00:17:25,621
I'll make you a latte.
885
00:17:25,655 --> 00:17:28,523
Doesn't this look like...
886
00:17:25,655 --> 00:17:28,523
poop?
887
00:17:28,523 --> 00:17:29,492
- [chuckles]
888
00:17:29,525 --> 00:17:30,626
- What?
889
00:17:29,525 --> 00:17:30,626
It looks like--
890
00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:32,562
it's the weirdest look
891
00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:32,562
of coffee beans.
892
00:17:32,595 --> 00:17:35,331
- Hello?
893
00:17:32,595 --> 00:17:35,331
- Hello, we're in here.
894
00:17:35,364 --> 00:17:36,866
- Hi.
895
00:17:35,364 --> 00:17:36,866
[dog barks]
896
00:17:36,899 --> 00:17:38,201
- Go get her.
897
00:17:36,899 --> 00:17:38,201
- Get her.
898
00:17:38,234 --> 00:17:39,202
- Come in here, Nikki.
899
00:17:38,234 --> 00:17:39,202
We're in the den.
900
00:17:39,235 --> 00:17:40,973
- [mimics bark]
901
00:17:39,235 --> 00:17:40,973
- Sic her.
902
00:17:40,169 --> 00:17:41,771
- Hi, baby.
903
00:17:40,169 --> 00:17:41,771
Hi.
904
00:17:41,804 --> 00:17:42,638
- Hello.
905
00:17:41,804 --> 00:17:42,638
- Hey, Nikki.
906
00:17:42,672 --> 00:17:45,475
- Hello, cuties.
907
00:17:42,672 --> 00:17:45,475
- Look at those pants.
908
00:17:45,508 --> 00:17:48,723
Those are cute on you.
909
00:17:45,508 --> 00:17:48,723
- Thanks.
910
00:17:49,178 --> 00:17:50,513
Let me see.
911
00:17:49,178 --> 00:17:50,513
- Don't, oh.
912
00:17:50,546 --> 00:17:53,773
- Doesn't hurt.
913
00:17:50,546 --> 00:17:53,773
- Let me see the hole.
914
00:17:53,149 --> 00:17:54,450
Oh, that's not bad.
915
00:17:54,484 --> 00:17:58,321
The other day, I was actually
916
00:17:54,484 --> 00:17:58,321
driving my dad to the dentist.
917
00:17:58,354 --> 00:17:59,622
- Get in the right.
918
00:17:59,655 --> 00:18:02,193
- I have 1.6 miles
919
00:17:59,655 --> 00:18:02,193
to get in the right lane.
920
00:18:02,193 --> 00:18:04,527
- Yeah, but everybody's trying
921
00:18:02,193 --> 00:18:04,527
to go there this time of night.
922
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,863
- I understand that, but I also
923
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,863
have five cars behind me,
924
00:18:06,896 --> 00:18:09,263
so I'm not looking to
925
00:18:06,896 --> 00:18:09,263
weave in and out of things.
926
00:18:09,593 --> 00:18:10,266
- I drive this way all the time
927
00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:11,667
and I always get over
928
00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:11,667
right away.
929
00:18:11,701 --> 00:18:12,702
- Okay, I'll get over.
930
00:18:11,701 --> 00:18:12,702
- There's no reason not to.
931
00:18:12,735 --> 00:18:15,171
- I'll get over, Dad.
932
00:18:12,735 --> 00:18:15,171
Whatever makes you happy.
933
00:18:15,204 --> 00:18:16,739
This is your world.
934
00:18:16,773 --> 00:18:20,143
I'm just driving you
935
00:18:16,773 --> 00:18:20,143
to your dental surgery in it.
936
00:18:20,176 --> 00:18:21,878
It feels like
937
00:18:20,176 --> 00:18:21,878
it's an open gate.
938
00:18:21,911 --> 00:18:23,479
- Your mom's not gonna be
939
00:18:21,911 --> 00:18:23,479
attracted to me anymore
940
00:18:23,513 --> 00:18:24,547
if I keep...
941
00:18:23,513 --> 00:18:24,547
- Oh, my God.
942
00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:26,433
- If you don't
943
00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:26,433
stop showing that.
944
00:18:26,763 --> 00:18:28,151
Your dad without his teeth...
945
00:18:28,184 --> 00:18:30,473
he wants a kiss
946
00:18:28,184 --> 00:18:30,473
and I'm like, no.
947
00:18:30,473 --> 00:18:31,387
- Oh, really?
948
00:18:30,473 --> 00:18:31,387
- Yeah.
949
00:18:31,421 --> 00:18:32,722
- Kiss your husband!
950
00:18:32,755 --> 00:18:34,857
- I tried.
951
00:18:32,755 --> 00:18:34,857
- Why? Was that gross?
952
00:18:34,891 --> 00:18:36,533
- Well, 'cause he...
953
00:18:36,863 --> 00:18:37,894
- You were excited you finally
954
00:18:36,863 --> 00:18:37,894
had an excuse not to do it.
955
00:18:37,927 --> 00:18:38,895
- Ha-ha.
956
00:18:38,928 --> 00:18:41,264
[laughter]
957
00:18:41,297 --> 00:18:43,166
- Ask me to say something
958
00:18:41,297 --> 00:18:43,166
with an S.
959
00:18:43,199 --> 00:18:45,435
- Say Susie sells seashells
960
00:18:43,199 --> 00:18:45,435
by the seashore.
961
00:18:45,468 --> 00:18:46,669
- Yeah, yeah.
962
00:18:45,468 --> 00:18:46,669
- Oh, Dad.
963
00:18:46,702 --> 00:18:48,653
- Wait, do it, do it, do it.
964
00:18:46,702 --> 00:18:48,653
- Do it.
965
00:18:48,983 --> 00:18:50,173
- She sells sea sells
966
00:18:48,983 --> 00:18:50,173
by the she shore.
967
00:18:50,206 --> 00:18:52,675
[laughter]
968
00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:53,876
- You sound like Andrew.
969
00:18:53,910 --> 00:18:55,723
There's something in his mouth
970
00:18:55,723 --> 00:18:56,913
that makes it
971
00:18:55,723 --> 00:18:56,913
so he can't say S's.
972
00:18:56,946 --> 00:18:58,147
Speaking of Andrew,
973
00:18:58,181 --> 00:19:00,443
I went to
974
00:18:58,181 --> 00:19:00,443
the Family Golf Center.
975
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:01,918
He trains with this guy, JR,
976
00:19:01,951 --> 00:19:04,887
who ended up being,
977
00:19:01,951 --> 00:19:04,887
like, a nice, cute guy.
978
00:19:04,921 --> 00:19:06,422
- Really?
979
00:19:06,456 --> 00:19:07,757
- So then JR came over and
980
00:19:06,456 --> 00:19:07,757
hung out with me and Kerstin
981
00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:09,225
and Andrew the other night.
982
00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:09,225
- Oh, nice.
983
00:19:09,258 --> 00:19:10,760
- It was really fun.
984
00:19:09,258 --> 00:19:10,760
It made me realize
985
00:19:10,793 --> 00:19:12,829
that there are other people
986
00:19:10,793 --> 00:19:12,829
out there that, like,
987
00:19:12,862 --> 00:19:14,363
have some of the qualities
988
00:19:12,862 --> 00:19:14,363
I'm looking for
989
00:19:14,397 --> 00:19:15,698
which is someone
990
00:19:14,397 --> 00:19:15,698
who works on themself.
991
00:19:15,732 --> 00:19:17,667
- Yeah.
992
00:19:15,732 --> 00:19:17,667
- But I don't know.
993
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,635
I just don't want
994
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,635
to give up on Chris yet.
995
00:19:19,669 --> 00:19:21,738
If Chris is in the picture,
996
00:19:19,669 --> 00:19:21,738
no guy stands a chance.
997
00:19:21,771 --> 00:19:25,441
Chris is someone
998
00:19:21,771 --> 00:19:25,441
who I am very attracted to.
999
00:19:25,475 --> 00:19:26,943
He just checks all my boxes.
1000
00:19:26,976 --> 00:19:29,946
He's devilishly handsome,
1001
00:19:26,976 --> 00:19:29,946
great smile,
1002
00:19:29,979 --> 00:19:32,715
chiseled jaw,
1003
00:19:29,979 --> 00:19:32,715
he looks like JFK Jr.
1004
00:19:32,749 --> 00:19:34,784
who I did have on my wall
1005
00:19:32,749 --> 00:19:34,784
when I was in high school.
1006
00:19:34,817 --> 00:19:36,452
I stole the picture
1007
00:19:34,817 --> 00:19:36,452
from a "Time" magazine
1008
00:19:36,486 --> 00:19:37,754
that was honoring his death.
1009
00:19:37,787 --> 00:19:39,622
- You want to give it
1010
00:19:37,787 --> 00:19:39,622
one last chance?
1011
00:19:39,655 --> 00:19:41,324
- Yes.
1012
00:19:39,655 --> 00:19:41,324
We just need to talk about,
1013
00:19:41,357 --> 00:19:44,543
like, what it is we're doing
1014
00:19:41,357 --> 00:19:44,543
and go to therapy.
1015
00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:46,963
I know of a couples therapist
1016
00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:46,963
that can get us in,
1017
00:19:46,996 --> 00:19:48,164
you know, soon.
1018
00:19:48,197 --> 00:19:49,365
I'm just gonna say,
1019
00:19:49,399 --> 00:19:51,613
I found someone.
1020
00:19:49,399 --> 00:19:51,613
Do you want to go?
1021
00:19:51,953 --> 00:19:53,403
- Good.
1022
00:19:51,953 --> 00:19:53,403
Well, do it, geez.
1023
00:19:53,436 --> 00:19:55,405
- I know that it's almost,
1024
00:19:53,436 --> 00:19:55,405
like, ridiculous
1025
00:19:55,438 --> 00:19:57,673
'cause we've been doing this
1026
00:19:55,438 --> 00:19:57,673
for eight years now
1027
00:19:58,013 --> 00:19:59,308
off and on and no one
1028
00:19:58,013 --> 00:19:59,308
takes us seriously anymore.
1029
00:19:59,342 --> 00:20:01,477
- It's been eight years?
1030
00:19:59,342 --> 00:20:01,477
- Yeah.
1031
00:20:01,511 --> 00:20:04,480
- Damn.
1032
00:20:01,511 --> 00:20:04,480
- Yeah, I hope you guys do it
1033
00:20:04,514 --> 00:20:06,482
and then you can
1034
00:20:04,514 --> 00:20:06,482
figure out whether
1035
00:20:06,516 --> 00:20:08,351
this is meant to be or not.
1036
00:20:06,516 --> 00:20:08,351
- Yeah.
1037
00:20:08,384 --> 00:20:10,153
- I mean, this would
1038
00:20:08,384 --> 00:20:10,153
get the ball rolling here.
1039
00:20:10,186 --> 00:20:11,954
- I hope he wants to go
1040
00:20:11,988 --> 00:20:15,825
because I think that means
1041
00:20:11,988 --> 00:20:15,825
we're meant to be, I'd think.
1042
00:20:15,858 --> 00:20:18,828
But we are not meant to be
1043
00:20:15,858 --> 00:20:18,828
in the current state it is in.
1044
00:20:18,861 --> 00:20:21,697
I will not--I will not
1045
00:20:18,861 --> 00:20:21,697
keep doing this.
1046
00:20:21,731 --> 00:20:24,233
As scared as I am
1047
00:20:21,731 --> 00:20:24,233
to even talk to Chris
1048
00:20:24,267 --> 00:20:25,601
about going to therapy,
1049
00:20:25,635 --> 00:20:29,639
I just need someone to sit
1050
00:20:25,635 --> 00:20:29,639
and listen to us talk
1051
00:20:29,672 --> 00:20:32,275
and see if I'm crazy,
1052
00:20:29,672 --> 00:20:32,275
if he's crazy,
1053
00:20:32,308 --> 00:20:35,645
and if we're both crazy
1054
00:20:32,308 --> 00:20:35,645
to even want to try this again.
1055
00:20:35,678 --> 00:20:37,447
It's getting embarrassing.
1056
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:38,781
- Eight years.
1057
00:20:38,815 --> 00:20:41,017
- Yeah, some would say
1058
00:20:38,815 --> 00:20:41,017
my best years.
1059
00:20:41,743 --> 00:20:42,785
- [laughs]
1060
00:20:42,819 --> 00:20:43,953
- Next time...
1061
00:20:43,986 --> 00:20:45,188
- That is the weirdest thing
1062
00:20:43,986 --> 00:20:45,188
I've ever seen in my life.
1063
00:20:45,221 --> 00:20:46,289
- What?
1064
00:20:46,322 --> 00:20:47,223
That's my mom,
1065
00:20:46,322 --> 00:20:47,223
she doesn't care.
1066
00:20:47,256 --> 00:20:48,858
My parents love this cabin.
1067
00:20:48,891 --> 00:20:51,828
I am finding ways
1068
00:20:48,891 --> 00:20:51,828
to make it fun for myself
1069
00:20:51,861 --> 00:20:53,896
and make others
1070
00:20:51,861 --> 00:20:53,896
deeply uncomfortable.
1071
00:20:53,930 --> 00:20:55,231
- You got left, bitch.
1072
00:20:55,264 --> 00:20:57,400
- No, Andrew.
1073
00:20:55,264 --> 00:20:57,400
- Andrew.
1074
00:20:57,433 --> 00:20:59,293
- [laughs]
1075
00:20:57,433 --> 00:20:59,293
- My God.
1076
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:00,403
- I'm wondering about you.
1077
00:21:00,436 --> 00:21:01,370
What's your life like
1078
00:21:00,436 --> 00:21:01,370
right now?
1079
00:21:01,404 --> 00:21:02,572
- I'm thinking about
1080
00:21:01,404 --> 00:21:02,572
getting back together
1081
00:21:02,605 --> 00:21:04,006
with my ex-boyfriend.
1082
00:21:04,683 --> 00:21:06,703
I need us to be able
1083
00:21:04,683 --> 00:21:06,703
to communicate better.
1084
00:21:06,703 --> 00:21:09,779
I would like us to be a couple
1085
00:21:06,703 --> 00:21:09,779
that talks about our feelings.
1086
00:21:09,812 --> 00:21:11,381
- And I just want to be single.
64475
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