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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,619 --> 00:00:12,455 - There was a guy I went out 2 00:00:09,619 --> 00:00:12,455 with who was so cute. 3 00:00:12,488 --> 00:00:14,290 We went to go smoke weed 4 00:00:12,488 --> 00:00:14,290 at his house. 5 00:00:14,323 --> 00:00:15,458 It was going great. 6 00:00:14,323 --> 00:00:15,458 We were having fun. 7 00:00:15,491 --> 00:00:17,360 I was, like, oh, my God. 8 00:00:15,491 --> 00:00:17,360 I, like, had reached that point 9 00:00:17,393 --> 00:00:18,861 in the date where I was, 10 00:00:17,393 --> 00:00:18,861 like, I'm gonna kiss this guy. 11 00:00:18,895 --> 00:00:20,296 Like, I would kiss him 12 00:00:18,895 --> 00:00:20,296 for sure. 13 00:00:20,329 --> 00:00:22,331 - Mm-hmm. 14 00:00:20,329 --> 00:00:22,331 - And then he got a phone call. 15 00:00:22,365 --> 00:00:25,802 And he was, like, "Oh, my God. 16 00:00:25,835 --> 00:00:27,670 Oh, hold... 17 00:00:25,835 --> 00:00:27,670 Oh, my God." 18 00:00:27,703 --> 00:00:29,572 And then he ran off 19 00:00:27,703 --> 00:00:29,572 and I was texting my friends, 20 00:00:29,605 --> 00:00:31,941 like, how long do you let a guy 21 00:00:29,605 --> 00:00:31,941 talk on the phone without... 22 00:00:31,974 --> 00:00:33,576 when you just go, 23 00:00:31,974 --> 00:00:33,576 I'm gonna leave. 24 00:00:33,609 --> 00:00:35,311 And they were like, 25 00:00:33,609 --> 00:00:35,311 ten minutes. 26 00:00:35,344 --> 00:00:37,413 And it was already at, 27 00:00:35,344 --> 00:00:37,413 like, 18 minutes. 28 00:00:37,743 --> 00:00:39,615 - I love how long 29 00:00:37,743 --> 00:00:39,615 his fake call lasted. 30 00:00:39,649 --> 00:00:41,451 "She's still not leaving. 31 00:00:39,649 --> 00:00:41,451 I know. 32 00:00:41,484 --> 00:00:43,753 "She's pathetic. I know. 33 00:00:41,484 --> 00:00:43,753 It's been 17 minutes. 34 00:00:43,786 --> 00:00:45,788 I think she's eating 35 00:00:43,786 --> 00:00:45,788 my seaweed snacks." 36 00:00:45,822 --> 00:00:46,923 - [laughs] 37 00:00:46,956 --> 00:00:49,692 - * I won't miss my flight 38 00:00:49,726 --> 00:00:55,164 * I feel so all alone 39 00:00:49,726 --> 00:00:55,164 out on the road * 40 00:00:55,198 --> 00:00:58,283 * Can you welcome me home 41 00:00:58,623 --> 00:01:00,703 [upbeat music] 42 00:01:00,737 --> 00:01:03,239 - Do not hesitate to let me 43 00:01:00,737 --> 00:01:03,239 know if you have any questions. 44 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:04,606 I've eaten all the things. 45 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:04,606 - Ooh. 46 00:01:04,639 --> 00:01:05,708 - I've drank most 47 00:01:04,639 --> 00:01:05,708 of the things. 48 00:01:05,742 --> 00:01:07,310 I won't lie to you. 49 00:01:05,742 --> 00:01:07,310 Is that fair? 50 00:01:07,343 --> 00:01:08,344 - That's so fair. 51 00:01:07,343 --> 00:01:08,344 Thank you. 52 00:01:08,378 --> 00:01:09,512 - You can lie to me. 53 00:01:09,545 --> 00:01:10,480 - You'll be the first man 54 00:01:09,545 --> 00:01:10,480 who doesn't. 55 00:01:10,513 --> 00:01:11,514 - Okay, all right. 56 00:01:10,513 --> 00:01:11,514 - [laughs] 57 00:01:11,547 --> 00:01:13,773 - I'll be back with you. 58 00:01:11,547 --> 00:01:13,773 I've got someone to help. 59 00:01:13,149 --> 00:01:14,484 - Thank you. 60 00:01:13,149 --> 00:01:14,484 - Thank you. 61 00:01:14,517 --> 00:01:16,652 Oh, look at this guy. 62 00:01:14,517 --> 00:01:16,652 - He is here. 63 00:01:16,686 --> 00:01:18,688 - Oh, hey, pal. 64 00:01:18,721 --> 00:01:20,857 - What's up, 65 00:01:18,721 --> 00:01:20,857 what's up, what's up? 66 00:01:20,890 --> 00:01:22,863 Whoa, a back of the head kiss. 67 00:01:22,158 --> 00:01:23,493 - Yeah, he kissed me 68 00:01:22,158 --> 00:01:23,493 on the side of the head. 69 00:01:23,526 --> 00:01:25,695 - Honestly, when you walked in 70 00:01:23,526 --> 00:01:25,695 I was like, who's that hot guy? 71 00:01:25,728 --> 00:01:26,596 [laughter] 72 00:01:26,629 --> 00:01:27,997 - How dare you be looking 73 00:01:26,629 --> 00:01:27,997 for hot guys. 74 00:01:28,030 --> 00:01:29,699 - Yeah, when I turned around. 75 00:01:28,030 --> 00:01:29,699 I was. 76 00:01:29,732 --> 00:01:31,868 Since my failed attempt at 77 00:01:29,732 --> 00:01:31,868 having a serious conversation 78 00:01:31,901 --> 00:01:33,002 with Chris about our future... 79 00:01:33,034 --> 00:01:35,838 - Sometimes I'm like, 80 00:01:33,034 --> 00:01:35,838 Glase just wants to be a wife 81 00:01:35,872 --> 00:01:39,175 and it's whatever sucker 82 00:01:35,872 --> 00:01:39,175 is willing to do it. 83 00:01:39,207 --> 00:01:41,611 * 84 00:01:41,644 --> 00:01:43,146 - I haven't 85 00:01:41,644 --> 00:01:43,146 brought it up again, 86 00:01:43,179 --> 00:01:44,280 but I think 87 00:01:43,179 --> 00:01:44,280 that's a conversation 88 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:45,715 I should be able to have. 89 00:01:45,748 --> 00:01:47,850 I don't think that's 90 00:01:45,748 --> 00:01:47,850 such a tall order, you know? 91 00:01:47,884 --> 00:01:50,552 Chris is short, so he's 92 00:01:47,884 --> 00:01:50,552 not able to, you know... 93 00:01:50,586 --> 00:01:53,856 [chuckles] 94 00:01:50,586 --> 00:01:53,856 Get taller. 95 00:01:53,890 --> 00:01:55,858 - Does anybody else feel like 96 00:01:53,890 --> 00:01:55,858 a child at this table? 97 00:01:55,891 --> 00:01:57,026 - Yes, I was thinking, 98 00:01:55,891 --> 00:01:57,026 like, some high chair. 99 00:01:57,213 --> 00:01:58,161 - Yes. 100 00:01:57,213 --> 00:01:58,161 - 'Cause it's like... 101 00:01:58,161 --> 00:02:00,897 - A little cut...can you 102 00:01:58,161 --> 00:02:00,897 just have a cut up hot dog? 103 00:02:00,930 --> 00:02:03,733 This metaphor fell off, 104 00:02:00,930 --> 00:02:03,733 but you know what I'm saying. 105 00:02:03,766 --> 00:02:05,953 [laughs] 106 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:06,335 Thanks for joining us. 107 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:06,335 - Yeah. 108 00:02:06,369 --> 00:02:08,604 What are you guys doing? 109 00:02:06,369 --> 00:02:08,604 - We went to the studio today. 110 00:02:08,638 --> 00:02:10,772 - Yeah, we finished the song. 111 00:02:08,638 --> 00:02:10,772 - Finished the song. 112 00:02:10,807 --> 00:02:13,609 both: 113 00:02:10,807 --> 00:02:13,609 * Even though I know I can't 114 00:02:13,643 --> 00:02:16,345 - That's so good. 115 00:02:13,643 --> 00:02:16,345 both: * Be hard to believe 116 00:02:16,379 --> 00:02:19,382 * Even though 117 00:02:16,379 --> 00:02:19,382 these drugs make me * 118 00:02:19,415 --> 00:02:21,651 * So restless 119 00:02:21,684 --> 00:02:22,884 - We listened to it 120 00:02:21,684 --> 00:02:22,884 this morning 121 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:25,421 and Andrew had not heard it. 122 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:25,421 - He cried. 123 00:02:25,455 --> 00:02:27,290 - Like you got 124 00:02:25,455 --> 00:02:27,290 weirdly emotional. 125 00:02:27,323 --> 00:02:29,258 Not emotional, but you were 126 00:02:27,323 --> 00:02:29,258 just really impressed 127 00:02:29,292 --> 00:02:30,526 which, like, meant a lot to me. 128 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:32,895 - Well, it sounded good. 129 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:32,895 - Thanks, man. 130 00:02:32,929 --> 00:02:34,896 - Are you gonna cry? 131 00:02:34,931 --> 00:02:36,432 - No, I just gotta fart. 132 00:02:36,466 --> 00:02:38,953 - I moved to it as well. 133 00:02:36,466 --> 00:02:38,953 - You never cried? 134 00:02:38,953 --> 00:02:40,536 - I've still never felt a 135 00:02:38,953 --> 00:02:40,536 feeling before so it's like... 136 00:02:40,570 --> 00:02:42,505 - I know that's why I'm like, 137 00:02:40,570 --> 00:02:42,505 when have you... 138 00:02:42,538 --> 00:02:44,874 - I've been trying 139 00:02:42,538 --> 00:02:44,874 to do stuff like that. 140 00:02:44,907 --> 00:02:46,342 It sounds awesome. 141 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:48,211 - [chuckles weakly] 142 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:48,211 - Ugh. 143 00:02:48,244 --> 00:02:50,880 - I like that you are saying 144 00:02:48,244 --> 00:02:50,880 that you don't feel feelings 145 00:02:50,913 --> 00:02:53,249 and it's new to you. 146 00:02:50,913 --> 00:02:53,249 I'm glad you're aware of that. 147 00:02:53,282 --> 00:02:54,684 - Oh, yeah. 148 00:02:53,282 --> 00:02:54,684 [laughs] 149 00:02:54,717 --> 00:02:56,252 Busted. 150 00:02:56,285 --> 00:03:00,923 - I just need Chris 151 00:02:56,285 --> 00:03:00,923 to work on himself. 152 00:03:00,957 --> 00:03:03,259 If you're not willing 153 00:03:00,957 --> 00:03:03,259 to work on yourself, get out. 154 00:03:03,292 --> 00:03:05,595 - Nikki is all over the place. 155 00:03:05,628 --> 00:03:08,583 - I want unconditional love. 156 00:03:08,923 --> 00:03:09,699 - She's a bit 157 00:03:08,923 --> 00:03:09,699 of a flip-flopper. 158 00:03:09,732 --> 00:03:11,300 I don't know what she expects, 159 00:03:09,732 --> 00:03:11,300 actually. 160 00:03:11,334 --> 00:03:12,902 - I want to be able 161 00:03:11,334 --> 00:03:12,902 to do anything 162 00:03:12,935 --> 00:03:14,604 and have him still love me. 163 00:03:14,637 --> 00:03:16,663 He could do anything and I... 164 00:03:17,003 --> 00:03:17,372 no, that's not true. 165 00:03:17,407 --> 00:03:19,275 - Do you want kids? 166 00:03:17,407 --> 00:03:19,275 Are you getting married? 167 00:03:19,308 --> 00:03:21,544 Is this a thing? 168 00:03:19,308 --> 00:03:21,544 There's no consistency. 169 00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:24,414 I don't know if she even knows 170 00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:24,414 if she wants to have kids. 171 00:03:24,447 --> 00:03:25,548 - If I want to have a family, 172 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:27,417 I'm not gonna be able to 173 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:27,417 have one for that much longer. 174 00:03:27,450 --> 00:03:28,651 - But then, you know, 175 00:03:28,684 --> 00:03:31,254 she's gonna turn out 176 00:03:28,684 --> 00:03:31,254 to be a nun in 15 years. 177 00:03:31,287 --> 00:03:32,321 Like, I don't know. 178 00:03:32,355 --> 00:03:33,756 - When was the last time 179 00:03:32,355 --> 00:03:33,756 you cried? 180 00:03:33,790 --> 00:03:35,853 - [laughs] 181 00:03:35,158 --> 00:03:37,360 - Um, I don't know. 182 00:03:35,158 --> 00:03:37,360 I do cry sometimes, 183 00:03:37,393 --> 00:03:38,860 but I can't remember 184 00:03:37,393 --> 00:03:38,860 the last time I did. 185 00:03:38,895 --> 00:03:41,864 - Mm. My order tonight 186 00:03:38,895 --> 00:03:41,864 might test you. 187 00:03:41,898 --> 00:03:43,332 - Okay. 188 00:03:43,366 --> 00:03:48,471 * 189 00:03:48,504 --> 00:03:51,473 - Hello. 190 00:03:48,504 --> 00:03:51,473 - Hi. 191 00:03:51,507 --> 00:03:53,376 - Oh, my... 192 00:03:51,507 --> 00:03:53,376 - Mall Madness? 193 00:03:53,409 --> 00:03:56,145 - Yes, Mall Madness. 194 00:03:53,409 --> 00:03:56,145 - Oh, my God. 195 00:03:56,179 --> 00:03:57,646 - Well, I found it 196 00:03:56,179 --> 00:03:57,646 in the closet. 197 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:59,148 - Holy. 198 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:59,148 - No, it's amazing. 199 00:03:59,182 --> 00:04:00,616 Our Magic 8 Ball. 200 00:03:59,182 --> 00:04:00,616 - Dice? 201 00:04:00,650 --> 00:04:02,518 - Are we gonna 202 00:04:00,650 --> 00:04:02,518 have fun tonight? 203 00:04:02,552 --> 00:04:04,153 "Better not tell you now." 204 00:04:04,187 --> 00:04:06,355 This one is 205 00:04:04,187 --> 00:04:06,355 playing hard to get. 206 00:04:06,389 --> 00:04:08,524 - Cookie Crisp! 207 00:04:06,389 --> 00:04:08,524 - Pringles. 208 00:04:08,558 --> 00:04:10,359 Ring Pop. 209 00:04:08,558 --> 00:04:10,359 - Yes. 210 00:04:10,393 --> 00:04:12,762 - Oh, my God. 211 00:04:10,393 --> 00:04:12,762 That's as wild as it gets. 212 00:04:12,795 --> 00:04:14,530 Our sleepovers 213 00:04:12,795 --> 00:04:14,530 used to be, like, the best. 214 00:04:14,564 --> 00:04:15,665 Like, can Kerstin 215 00:04:14,564 --> 00:04:15,665 spend the night? 216 00:04:15,698 --> 00:04:16,566 - Please? 217 00:04:16,598 --> 00:04:18,401 - Is, like, I should 218 00:04:16,598 --> 00:04:18,401 name my child that 219 00:04:18,434 --> 00:04:20,168 because it's the best sound 220 00:04:18,434 --> 00:04:20,168 I could ever hear. 221 00:04:20,203 --> 00:04:21,170 'Cause it means, 222 00:04:20,203 --> 00:04:21,170 like, it's Friday. 223 00:04:21,204 --> 00:04:22,338 - Nick. 224 00:04:21,204 --> 00:04:22,338 - And you're probably 225 00:04:22,371 --> 00:04:23,473 spending the night because 226 00:04:22,371 --> 00:04:23,473 my parents always said yes. 227 00:04:23,506 --> 00:04:26,843 - Yeah, but now it's like 228 00:04:23,506 --> 00:04:26,843 I can't stay up past 10:00. 229 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:29,645 So that's a thing. 230 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:29,645 - [laughs] 231 00:04:29,679 --> 00:04:31,381 - So are you gonna be mad 232 00:04:29,679 --> 00:04:31,381 if we call boys? 233 00:04:31,414 --> 00:04:33,383 - Oh, my God, 234 00:04:31,414 --> 00:04:33,383 we should prank boys. 235 00:04:33,416 --> 00:04:35,184 - Oh, my God, do EJ. 236 00:04:35,218 --> 00:04:37,019 - [laughs] 237 00:04:35,218 --> 00:04:37,019 [phone ringing] 238 00:04:37,813 --> 00:04:37,854 - I'm just gonna 239 00:04:37,813 --> 00:04:37,854 say it real fast 240 00:04:37,887 --> 00:04:39,021 so it doesn't 241 00:04:37,887 --> 00:04:39,021 sound like anything. 242 00:04:39,833 --> 00:04:40,390 - Hello? 243 00:04:40,423 --> 00:04:42,191 - [high pitched voice] 244 00:04:40,423 --> 00:04:42,191 Hi, is this EJ Glaser? 245 00:04:42,225 --> 00:04:43,359 - [laughs] 246 00:04:42,225 --> 00:04:43,359 You've got him. 247 00:04:43,393 --> 00:04:46,596 - Oh, well great. 248 00:04:43,393 --> 00:04:46,596 I just... 249 00:04:46,629 --> 00:04:49,465 I wanted to give you a call 250 00:04:46,629 --> 00:04:49,465 because I just wanted to ask 251 00:04:49,499 --> 00:04:51,601 if you wouldn't mind playing 252 00:04:49,499 --> 00:04:51,601 at my 98th birthday 253 00:04:51,634 --> 00:04:53,669 this November 10. 254 00:04:51,634 --> 00:04:53,669 - [laughs] 255 00:04:53,702 --> 00:04:55,838 - I would love to. 256 00:04:53,702 --> 00:04:55,838 - Great. 257 00:04:55,872 --> 00:04:58,441 My husband, 258 00:04:55,872 --> 00:04:58,441 Herb, will Venmo you. 259 00:04:58,474 --> 00:05:00,777 It's gonna come from 260 00:04:58,474 --> 00:05:00,777 hotdaddy42. 261 00:05:00,810 --> 00:05:01,711 - [laughs] 262 00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:05,815 - Damn it! 263 00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:05,815 - Oh. 264 00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:07,917 She's good. 265 00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:07,917 - She's so good. 266 00:05:07,950 --> 00:05:09,419 - She's really good at... 267 00:05:07,950 --> 00:05:09,419 - God. 268 00:05:09,452 --> 00:05:10,753 - We call it stringing. 269 00:05:10,787 --> 00:05:14,524 - You also call getting high 270 00:05:10,787 --> 00:05:14,524 "getting off." 271 00:05:14,557 --> 00:05:16,625 One time my parents took 272 00:05:14,557 --> 00:05:16,625 a marijuana edible 273 00:05:16,659 --> 00:05:17,994 and they were both 274 00:05:16,659 --> 00:05:17,994 asking each other, 275 00:05:18,553 --> 00:05:19,495 "Did you get off from that 276 00:05:18,553 --> 00:05:19,495 last night?" 277 00:05:19,529 --> 00:05:21,664 And I got, "What the hell 278 00:05:19,529 --> 00:05:21,664 are you talking about? 279 00:05:21,697 --> 00:05:24,434 Why were you getting off 280 00:05:21,697 --> 00:05:24,434 at a James Taylor concert?" 281 00:05:24,467 --> 00:05:25,635 - [laughs] 282 00:05:25,668 --> 00:05:26,836 He's gonna fall off. 283 00:05:26,869 --> 00:05:29,372 - Will you just, like, pull him 284 00:05:26,869 --> 00:05:29,372 towards you a little bit? 285 00:05:29,405 --> 00:05:31,808 Luigi is me 286 00:05:29,405 --> 00:05:31,808 between LA and St. Louis. 287 00:05:31,841 --> 00:05:33,843 Just the floor is St. Louis. 288 00:05:31,841 --> 00:05:33,843 - [laughs] 289 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:36,546 - You're gonna stay here, 290 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:36,546 aren't you? 291 00:05:36,579 --> 00:05:37,680 - I don't know. 292 00:05:37,714 --> 00:05:39,782 I mean, I'm going to LA soon 293 00:05:39,816 --> 00:05:41,783 and I feel like 294 00:05:39,816 --> 00:05:41,783 going back there, 295 00:05:41,783 --> 00:05:43,886 I'll be able to really assess. 296 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:46,255 - What are you missing in LA? 297 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:46,255 - Yeah. 298 00:05:46,289 --> 00:05:48,624 - That is there and not here? 299 00:05:46,289 --> 00:05:48,624 - Doing comedy every night. 300 00:05:48,658 --> 00:05:50,960 - But do you miss that? 301 00:05:48,658 --> 00:05:50,960 - I don't now. 302 00:05:50,993 --> 00:05:53,903 But I have someone 303 00:05:50,993 --> 00:05:53,903 to hang out with all the time. 304 00:05:53,162 --> 00:05:54,931 I mean, I don't want to put it 305 00:05:53,162 --> 00:05:54,931 all on Chris at all, 306 00:05:54,964 --> 00:05:57,700 but, like, if we were 307 00:05:54,964 --> 00:05:57,700 to stop hanging out, 308 00:05:57,734 --> 00:06:00,703 it would be, like... 309 00:05:57,734 --> 00:06:00,703 it would suck. 310 00:06:00,737 --> 00:06:04,240 - It's all kind of 311 00:06:00,737 --> 00:06:04,240 hinging on Chris right now. 312 00:06:04,273 --> 00:06:05,875 - I want commitment. 313 00:06:04,273 --> 00:06:05,875 - Yeah. 314 00:06:05,908 --> 00:06:09,393 - And he isn't definitive 315 00:06:05,908 --> 00:06:09,393 about what he wants 316 00:06:09,733 --> 00:06:10,413 out of our relationship. 317 00:06:10,446 --> 00:06:12,248 - Yeah, I could see that. 318 00:06:12,281 --> 00:06:14,484 - I'm tired of it. 319 00:06:12,281 --> 00:06:14,484 I am. 320 00:06:14,517 --> 00:06:16,152 - Yeah. 321 00:06:14,517 --> 00:06:16,152 - Yeah. 322 00:06:16,185 --> 00:06:17,286 - It's hard, Nikki. 323 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:18,588 I don't know 324 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:18,588 what to say about that. 325 00:06:18,621 --> 00:06:19,989 - I want to be wanted. 326 00:06:20,503 --> 00:06:21,513 It's the difference between 327 00:06:20,503 --> 00:06:21,513 being, like, 328 00:06:21,853 --> 00:06:24,494 I want Mexican tonight. 329 00:06:21,853 --> 00:06:24,494 Let's go get Mexican food. 330 00:06:24,527 --> 00:06:26,529 Or, yeah, I can have Mexican, 331 00:06:24,527 --> 00:06:26,529 that's fine. 332 00:06:26,562 --> 00:06:29,165 He's the first boyfriend 333 00:06:26,562 --> 00:06:29,165 I've had. 334 00:06:29,198 --> 00:06:30,566 - Well, that's the problem. 335 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,268 He's the only boyfriend 336 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,268 you've really ever had. 337 00:06:32,301 --> 00:06:35,304 - Nikki and Chris, I mean... 338 00:06:32,301 --> 00:06:35,304 - Back and forth those two. 339 00:06:35,338 --> 00:06:38,683 - I mean, when's it gonna end? 340 00:06:38,683 --> 00:06:39,909 How's it gonna all end? 341 00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:41,978 Let's just make a decision, 342 00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:41,978 come on. 343 00:06:42,011 --> 00:06:42,845 - Let's go. 344 00:06:42,879 --> 00:06:44,247 - Let's get to 345 00:06:42,879 --> 00:06:44,247 the end of this book. 346 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:45,748 - Chop, chop. 347 00:06:45,782 --> 00:06:47,784 - It could be a little 348 00:06:45,782 --> 00:06:47,784 shortsighted, though, to think, 349 00:06:47,817 --> 00:06:50,286 like, if it's not Chris, 350 00:06:47,817 --> 00:06:50,286 there's no other guys. 351 00:06:50,319 --> 00:06:51,487 I get it. 352 00:06:50,319 --> 00:06:51,487 It's a little... 353 00:06:51,521 --> 00:06:52,722 - I'm not saying 354 00:06:51,521 --> 00:06:52,722 there's nothing else here, 355 00:06:52,755 --> 00:06:55,558 but I'm saying 356 00:06:52,755 --> 00:06:55,558 it's slim pickings. 357 00:06:55,591 --> 00:06:57,493 I'm constantly 358 00:06:55,591 --> 00:06:57,493 swiping on all the apps 359 00:06:57,527 --> 00:06:59,429 and you know, 360 00:06:57,527 --> 00:06:59,429 I keep my eyes peeled, 361 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:00,897 My DM's are open, 362 00:07:00,930 --> 00:07:03,533 I put it out there 363 00:07:00,930 --> 00:07:03,533 that I'm single on every pod-- 364 00:07:03,566 --> 00:07:05,735 like, I don't know 365 00:07:03,566 --> 00:07:05,735 what else I can do. 366 00:07:05,768 --> 00:07:08,323 - Maybe guys are intimidated, 367 00:07:05,768 --> 00:07:08,323 so they don't... 368 00:07:08,323 --> 00:07:09,505 - They should be. 369 00:07:08,323 --> 00:07:09,505 - Well, yeah, so... 370 00:07:09,539 --> 00:07:10,740 - I'm a catch. 371 00:07:10,773 --> 00:07:11,908 I mean, 372 00:07:10,773 --> 00:07:11,908 if they're intimidated by me, 373 00:07:11,941 --> 00:07:13,509 they're not 374 00:07:11,941 --> 00:07:13,509 the right person for me. 375 00:07:13,543 --> 00:07:14,677 - Yeah. 376 00:07:13,543 --> 00:07:14,677 - What am I supposed to do? 377 00:07:14,711 --> 00:07:18,423 Be more like... 378 00:07:14,711 --> 00:07:18,423 - No. 379 00:07:18,423 --> 00:07:19,882 [chuckles] 380 00:07:19,916 --> 00:07:22,351 Not like that. 381 00:07:19,916 --> 00:07:22,351 I hate that. 382 00:07:22,385 --> 00:07:23,920 [laughs] 383 00:07:30,359 --> 00:07:31,728 - What's the weather 384 00:07:30,359 --> 00:07:31,728 out there? 385 00:07:31,761 --> 00:07:34,197 - I think wherever you go, 386 00:07:31,761 --> 00:07:34,197 it'd be 100 degrees. 387 00:07:34,230 --> 00:07:35,832 If you know what I mean. 388 00:07:35,865 --> 00:07:38,935 - What'd you just say? 389 00:07:35,865 --> 00:07:38,935 - [laughs] 390 00:07:38,968 --> 00:07:41,304 - Hold on. 391 00:07:41,337 --> 00:07:44,907 - * I just broke my guitar 392 00:07:41,337 --> 00:07:44,907 with my toes * 393 00:07:44,941 --> 00:07:49,733 Who are you, Jimmy Foot-drix? 394 00:07:44,941 --> 00:07:49,733 [laughs] 395 00:07:49,145 --> 00:07:50,980 - God, I'm gonna get 396 00:07:49,145 --> 00:07:50,980 a whole new fanbase. 397 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:54,783 [upbeat music] 398 00:07:54,150 --> 00:07:55,985 * 399 00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:58,354 We're at Andrew's favorite 400 00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:58,354 place in the world. 401 00:07:58,388 --> 00:07:59,756 He is obsessed with this. 402 00:08:01,791 --> 00:08:04,213 Andrew. 403 00:08:01,791 --> 00:08:04,213 Oh, my God. 404 00:08:04,543 --> 00:08:06,796 - Yo, right? 405 00:08:04,543 --> 00:08:06,796 - Yo, what up with this? 406 00:08:06,829 --> 00:08:08,531 - Hi. 407 00:08:06,829 --> 00:08:08,531 - This is JR. 408 00:08:08,564 --> 00:08:09,365 - Hi. 409 00:08:08,564 --> 00:08:09,365 - Nice to meet you both. 410 00:08:09,399 --> 00:08:10,400 - Nikki. 411 00:08:09,399 --> 00:08:10,400 What are you? 412 00:08:10,433 --> 00:08:11,934 - I'm a golf professional here. 413 00:08:11,968 --> 00:08:13,936 - What do you really love 414 00:08:11,968 --> 00:08:13,936 about gold? 415 00:08:13,970 --> 00:08:17,807 - I just love that 416 00:08:13,970 --> 00:08:17,807 it keeps me away from you. 417 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,842 - It does drive a wedge 418 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,842 between us. 419 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,210 - [laughs] 420 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,210 A pitching wedge. 421 00:08:21,244 --> 00:08:22,211 - Yeah. 422 00:08:21,244 --> 00:08:22,211 - Yeah. 423 00:08:22,245 --> 00:08:24,647 And I also often feel 424 00:08:22,245 --> 00:08:24,647 sand trapped with you. 425 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:26,816 - At least I have drive. 426 00:08:26,849 --> 00:08:29,318 - You're just a hole 427 00:08:26,849 --> 00:08:29,318 I don't want to get in. 428 00:08:29,352 --> 00:08:31,621 [laughter] 429 00:08:31,654 --> 00:08:32,955 All right, you want 430 00:08:31,654 --> 00:08:32,955 to go out and hit? 431 00:08:32,989 --> 00:08:34,356 - Yeah. 432 00:08:32,989 --> 00:08:34,356 This is gonna be embarrassing. 433 00:08:34,390 --> 00:08:37,393 * 434 00:08:37,427 --> 00:08:39,729 - All right. 435 00:08:37,427 --> 00:08:39,729 Loose them--get loose. 436 00:08:39,762 --> 00:08:40,996 - Whoo. 437 00:08:39,762 --> 00:08:40,996 - Get loose. 438 00:08:41,582 --> 00:08:43,633 Loose as a goose. 439 00:08:41,582 --> 00:08:43,633 All right, good. 440 00:08:43,666 --> 00:08:45,701 Now take this hand. 441 00:08:43,666 --> 00:08:45,701 - Over my thumb? 442 00:08:45,735 --> 00:08:47,837 - Yes, right there. 443 00:08:45,735 --> 00:08:47,837 All right, try it out. 444 00:08:47,870 --> 00:08:51,541 - Okay, loose... 445 00:08:47,870 --> 00:08:51,541 - As a goose. 446 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:54,410 - ----. 447 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:54,410 - [laughs] 448 00:08:54,444 --> 00:08:56,733 * 449 00:08:56,733 --> 00:08:59,682 - Ooh. 450 00:08:56,733 --> 00:08:59,682 - That would hurt someone. 451 00:08:59,716 --> 00:09:01,417 - Whoa. 452 00:08:59,716 --> 00:09:01,417 - Where did that go? 453 00:09:01,451 --> 00:09:04,587 - I think it went on the roof. 454 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:07,323 - Oh, mother of God. 455 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:07,323 - [laughs] 456 00:09:07,356 --> 00:09:08,758 - Whiffing a golf ball 457 00:09:08,791 --> 00:09:10,259 or it, like, going off 458 00:09:08,791 --> 00:09:10,259 to the side, 459 00:09:10,293 --> 00:09:12,428 is one of the worst feelings 460 00:09:10,293 --> 00:09:12,428 in the world 461 00:09:12,462 --> 00:09:15,965 and I was voted off first 462 00:09:12,462 --> 00:09:15,965 on "Dancing with the Stars." 463 00:09:16,263 --> 00:09:18,568 [yells] 464 00:09:16,263 --> 00:09:18,568 - [laughs] 465 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:20,369 - Violence! 466 00:09:20,403 --> 00:09:21,938 Oh, ----. 467 00:09:21,971 --> 00:09:23,706 It just feels so unfulfilling 468 00:09:23,740 --> 00:09:26,209 and it makes me 469 00:09:23,740 --> 00:09:26,209 want to throw a racket. 470 00:09:26,242 --> 00:09:28,778 - JR's here, by the way. 471 00:09:26,242 --> 00:09:28,778 - Let the pro come in. 472 00:09:28,811 --> 00:09:31,413 - Yeah, JR, 473 00:09:28,811 --> 00:09:31,413 what can I do better? 474 00:09:31,413 --> 00:09:32,915 - So upper body, hands, 475 00:09:31,413 --> 00:09:32,915 and club, 476 00:09:32,949 --> 00:09:34,884 you're doing great, right? 477 00:09:32,949 --> 00:09:34,884 We're hitting the ball good, 478 00:09:34,917 --> 00:09:37,320 but if we follow through 479 00:09:34,917 --> 00:09:37,320 a little bit more? 480 00:09:37,353 --> 00:09:38,755 - Whoa, that helped me. 481 00:09:37,353 --> 00:09:38,755 - Kerstin, that was great. 482 00:09:38,788 --> 00:09:40,503 - Yes, so... 483 00:09:38,788 --> 00:09:40,503 - I just did that. 484 00:09:40,503 --> 00:09:40,857 - Look at Kerstin's foot there. 485 00:09:40,503 --> 00:09:40,857 - Whoo. 486 00:09:40,890 --> 00:09:42,358 - And then 487 00:09:40,890 --> 00:09:42,358 once you're over there, 488 00:09:42,392 --> 00:09:43,693 just kind of hang out 489 00:09:42,392 --> 00:09:43,693 and hold your balance. 490 00:09:43,726 --> 00:09:45,628 - Oh. 491 00:09:43,726 --> 00:09:45,628 - Yeah. 492 00:09:47,497 --> 00:09:49,465 - Dude, that is... 493 00:09:47,497 --> 00:09:49,465 - Whoo-hoo! 494 00:09:49,499 --> 00:09:52,623 - You hit that 140 in the air 495 00:09:49,499 --> 00:09:52,623 which is very, very good. 496 00:09:52,963 --> 00:09:53,169 - Okay. 497 00:09:53,202 --> 00:09:54,637 Wait, what happened 498 00:09:53,202 --> 00:09:54,637 to your arm? 499 00:09:54,670 --> 00:09:56,663 Single too long? 500 00:09:56,663 --> 00:09:57,774 - No, it wasn't 501 00:09:56,663 --> 00:09:57,774 that type of accident. 502 00:09:57,807 --> 00:09:59,242 I had a little surgery. 503 00:09:57,807 --> 00:09:59,242 - Uh-huh. 504 00:09:59,275 --> 00:10:02,245 - And I'm just recovering. 505 00:09:59,275 --> 00:10:02,245 - Oh, nice. 506 00:10:02,278 --> 00:10:03,613 What's the beard hiding? 507 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:04,614 You look like 508 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:04,614 you have a strong chin. 509 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:05,815 - I have a chin, yeah. 510 00:10:05,848 --> 00:10:06,749 - Yeah, a lot of times 511 00:10:05,848 --> 00:10:06,749 beards are... 512 00:10:06,783 --> 00:10:09,485 - Probably hiding extra weight, 513 00:10:06,783 --> 00:10:09,485 you know? 514 00:10:09,519 --> 00:10:12,021 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 515 00:10:12,163 --> 00:10:14,824 JR is cute. 516 00:10:12,163 --> 00:10:14,824 - So cute. 517 00:10:14,857 --> 00:10:16,726 - So right now, 518 00:10:14,857 --> 00:10:16,726 I'm not committed to anything. 519 00:10:16,759 --> 00:10:18,027 I'm still test driving. 520 00:10:18,223 --> 00:10:19,829 - Nikki eventually 521 00:10:18,223 --> 00:10:19,829 is gonna get a boyfriend. 522 00:10:19,862 --> 00:10:21,998 - [laughs] 523 00:10:19,862 --> 00:10:21,998 - She eventually will. 524 00:10:22,031 --> 00:10:24,267 This is what 525 00:10:22,031 --> 00:10:24,267 this interview's about, right? 526 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:25,735 - How long 527 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:25,735 have you been single? 528 00:10:25,768 --> 00:10:28,271 - Uh, too long. 529 00:10:25,768 --> 00:10:28,271 - Are you on Bumble? 530 00:10:28,304 --> 00:10:29,939 - No, I'm not on 531 00:10:28,304 --> 00:10:29,939 any dating apps or anything. 532 00:10:29,972 --> 00:10:30,840 - Why? 533 00:10:29,972 --> 00:10:30,840 Why aren't you on dating apps? 534 00:10:30,873 --> 00:10:32,942 - I don't know, 535 00:10:30,873 --> 00:10:32,942 maybe believe in fate? 536 00:10:32,975 --> 00:10:34,777 - Are you an f-boy 537 00:10:32,975 --> 00:10:34,777 or a nice guy? 538 00:10:34,811 --> 00:10:35,778 - I don't want to say 539 00:10:34,811 --> 00:10:35,778 I'm a nice guy. 540 00:10:35,812 --> 00:10:37,780 That has just the same 541 00:10:35,812 --> 00:10:37,780 terrible connotations 542 00:10:37,814 --> 00:10:39,148 as f-boy, right? 543 00:10:37,814 --> 00:10:39,148 - Right? 544 00:10:39,182 --> 00:10:41,517 That's a good answer. 545 00:10:39,182 --> 00:10:41,517 - Just a man, you know? 546 00:10:41,551 --> 00:10:43,019 - Just a man. 547 00:10:41,551 --> 00:10:43,019 - I like that. 548 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:45,655 - it's not easy for me 549 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:45,655 to consider other options 550 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,657 when I am super into Chris, 551 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:51,194 but I'm actually considering 552 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:51,194 and looking at another man 553 00:10:51,227 --> 00:10:53,796 that is in St. Louis 554 00:10:51,227 --> 00:10:53,796 and being like, 555 00:10:53,830 --> 00:10:55,465 could this be something? 556 00:10:55,498 --> 00:10:58,568 And for right now, 557 00:10:55,498 --> 00:10:58,568 that other man is 558 00:10:58,601 --> 00:11:01,804 Andrew's golf pro. 559 00:11:01,838 --> 00:11:03,873 I should put something 560 00:11:01,838 --> 00:11:03,873 on the bottom of my shoe 561 00:11:03,906 --> 00:11:05,441 and be, like, 562 00:11:03,906 --> 00:11:05,441 JR, look at my swing. 563 00:11:05,475 --> 00:11:07,443 - Yeah. 564 00:11:05,475 --> 00:11:07,443 - And it says, like, "DM me." 565 00:11:07,477 --> 00:11:09,879 - Like, like, "You're hot." 566 00:11:09,912 --> 00:11:12,763 - Kerstin, go get paper, tape. 567 00:11:09,912 --> 00:11:12,763 - Tape. 568 00:11:12,763 --> 00:11:14,484 Okay, I'll go find it. 569 00:11:12,763 --> 00:11:14,484 - Yeah. 570 00:11:14,517 --> 00:11:16,986 If I went out with JR, 571 00:11:14,517 --> 00:11:16,986 would that be weird for you? 572 00:11:17,019 --> 00:11:19,021 - No. 573 00:11:17,019 --> 00:11:19,021 It better get me free lessons. 574 00:11:19,833 --> 00:11:21,357 - Ah, yes. 575 00:11:19,833 --> 00:11:21,357 Sweet. 576 00:11:21,391 --> 00:11:22,525 Let's just put my number. 577 00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:25,895 - Don't break his heart 578 00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:25,895 because I like him as a coach. 579 00:11:25,928 --> 00:11:28,923 - Okay. 580 00:11:25,928 --> 00:11:28,923 Yeah. 581 00:11:28,923 --> 00:11:30,333 Um, JR, will you 582 00:11:28,923 --> 00:11:30,333 check out my swing? 583 00:11:30,366 --> 00:11:31,868 Watch what I'm doing 584 00:11:30,366 --> 00:11:31,868 with my foot. 585 00:11:31,901 --> 00:11:33,035 I think you'll really like it. 586 00:11:31,901 --> 00:11:33,035 - Okay. 587 00:11:33,973 --> 00:11:35,204 - Okay, here we go. 588 00:11:33,973 --> 00:11:35,204 Hold on. 589 00:11:35,238 --> 00:11:36,205 Okay. 590 00:11:40,143 --> 00:11:41,844 - [laughs] 591 00:11:41,878 --> 00:11:43,246 - It's my number. 592 00:11:41,878 --> 00:11:43,246 - Oh, that's your phone number? 593 00:11:43,279 --> 00:11:44,147 - Yeah. 594 00:11:44,147 --> 00:11:45,548 Here, you can have it 595 00:11:44,147 --> 00:11:45,548 if you want. 596 00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:47,550 [laughter] 597 00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:48,885 It's cute, right? 598 00:11:48,918 --> 00:11:52,455 Oh, we're out of balls. 599 00:11:48,918 --> 00:11:52,455 - JR's got two. 600 00:11:52,488 --> 00:11:54,924 [laughter] 601 00:12:01,497 --> 00:12:04,567 [upbeat music] 602 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,402 * 603 00:12:06,436 --> 00:12:09,372 [phone ringing] 604 00:12:10,573 --> 00:12:13,009 - Hi. 605 00:12:10,573 --> 00:12:13,009 - Hi. 606 00:12:13,703 --> 00:12:14,977 - What are you doing, 607 00:12:13,703 --> 00:12:14,977 walking around St. Poo-is? 608 00:12:15,011 --> 00:12:16,679 - [laughs] 609 00:12:15,011 --> 00:12:16,679 Yes. 610 00:12:16,713 --> 00:12:18,548 I literally just got poop 611 00:12:16,713 --> 00:12:18,548 on my hands 612 00:12:18,581 --> 00:12:21,684 from not having a dog poop bag. 613 00:12:18,581 --> 00:12:21,684 - [groans] 614 00:12:21,718 --> 00:12:23,686 - Well, I actually 615 00:12:21,718 --> 00:12:23,686 used a piece of-- 616 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,855 like, a Doritos bag 617 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,855 that I found 618 00:12:25,888 --> 00:12:27,557 and it wasn't easy to do, 619 00:12:25,888 --> 00:12:27,557 so I got poop on my hand. 620 00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:29,559 - [laughs] That'd be 621 00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:29,559 a great Doritos commercial. 622 00:12:29,592 --> 00:12:31,861 It'd be a horrible 623 00:12:29,592 --> 00:12:31,861 Doritos commercial. 624 00:12:31,894 --> 00:12:33,830 - David Spade 625 00:12:31,894 --> 00:12:33,830 always make me laugh. 626 00:12:33,863 --> 00:12:35,732 He's never too serious 627 00:12:33,863 --> 00:12:35,732 about things. 628 00:12:35,765 --> 00:12:39,469 He always makes fun of me about 629 00:12:35,765 --> 00:12:39,469 St. Louis and living there. 630 00:12:39,502 --> 00:12:42,004 You look great. 631 00:12:39,502 --> 00:12:42,004 - "Joe Dirt" Lego. 632 00:12:42,038 --> 00:12:44,474 - [laughs] 633 00:12:42,038 --> 00:12:44,474 - Look, he's got a mop. 634 00:12:44,507 --> 00:12:46,576 - He's always asking me 635 00:12:44,507 --> 00:12:46,576 if I'm dancing 636 00:12:46,609 --> 00:12:49,579 down at the Bojangles 637 00:12:46,609 --> 00:12:49,579 or, like, the Bennigan's. 638 00:12:49,612 --> 00:12:52,348 I don't even know if those 639 00:12:49,612 --> 00:12:52,348 restaurants exist anymore, 640 00:12:52,382 --> 00:12:53,416 but he's not wrong. 641 00:12:53,449 --> 00:12:54,350 Like, I am considering 642 00:12:54,384 --> 00:12:56,018 putting in an application 643 00:12:54,384 --> 00:12:56,018 at Ruby Tuesdays, 644 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:57,520 and I wouldn't hate it. 645 00:12:57,553 --> 00:13:00,757 - Lookit, I just sat on this. 646 00:12:57,553 --> 00:13:00,757 It's so stupid. 647 00:13:00,790 --> 00:13:01,891 It's my Golden Globe 648 00:13:00,790 --> 00:13:01,891 nomination. 649 00:13:01,924 --> 00:13:03,393 - [laughing] 650 00:13:03,426 --> 00:13:05,328 - I don't know why it's here. 651 00:13:03,426 --> 00:13:05,328 It's so dumb. 652 00:13:05,361 --> 00:13:08,531 Anyway, so, Nik, 653 00:13:05,361 --> 00:13:08,531 it's kind of cloudy there. 654 00:13:08,564 --> 00:13:09,565 Is it or no? 655 00:13:08,564 --> 00:13:09,565 - Yeah. 656 00:13:09,599 --> 00:13:10,800 It's about 657 00:13:09,599 --> 00:13:10,800 to start raining. 658 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,973 But yeah, 659 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,973 it's been beautiful this week. 660 00:13:13,169 --> 00:13:14,804 I mean, the weather's amazing 661 00:13:13,169 --> 00:13:14,804 and I'm like, 662 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,839 oh, I don't need LA, 663 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,839 but then winter's coming 664 00:13:16,873 --> 00:13:18,608 and I'm gonna be, like, 665 00:13:16,873 --> 00:13:18,608 I should go back. 666 00:13:18,641 --> 00:13:20,276 - I like you around LA. 667 00:13:20,309 --> 00:13:21,611 - When I'm in LA, 668 00:13:20,309 --> 00:13:21,611 I like going out 669 00:13:21,644 --> 00:13:23,212 and doing standup 670 00:13:21,644 --> 00:13:23,212 and going to shows. 671 00:13:23,246 --> 00:13:24,647 - It's sort of fun 672 00:13:23,246 --> 00:13:24,647 to go to the Comedy Store 673 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,783 and lean on the wall and just 674 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,783 bull---- with other comics. 675 00:13:26,816 --> 00:13:27,950 - [laughs] 676 00:13:26,816 --> 00:13:27,950 Yes. 677 00:13:27,984 --> 00:13:29,819 - It is fun. 678 00:13:27,984 --> 00:13:29,819 - It is, it is. 679 00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,621 - So it's fun to be in there. 680 00:13:31,654 --> 00:13:33,022 - As much as I love St. Louis, 681 00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:34,857 as someone who kind of 682 00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:34,857 wants to slow down, 683 00:13:34,891 --> 00:13:36,492 I do have chronic FOMO. 684 00:13:36,526 --> 00:13:38,594 I've been diagnosed 685 00:13:36,526 --> 00:13:38,594 multiple times. 686 00:13:38,628 --> 00:13:41,497 I really do wish that I could 687 00:13:38,628 --> 00:13:41,497 just be down the street 688 00:13:41,531 --> 00:13:44,500 from my LA friends 689 00:13:41,531 --> 00:13:44,500 and have intimate meals 690 00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:47,036 because they usually pay 691 00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:47,036 for the meal too. 692 00:13:47,973 --> 00:13:48,371 And that's pretty sweet. 693 00:13:48,404 --> 00:13:50,406 I need to make sure 694 00:13:48,404 --> 00:13:50,406 if I go back, 695 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:53,543 that I have a good-- 696 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:53,543 like, good friends. 697 00:13:53,576 --> 00:13:56,145 - Um, we're acquaintances 698 00:13:53,576 --> 00:13:56,145 and I like that. 699 00:13:56,179 --> 00:13:59,449 We're work colleagues. 700 00:13:56,179 --> 00:13:59,449 Friends is a strong word. 701 00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:02,485 - I qualify you as one 702 00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:02,485 of my close friends, 703 00:14:02,518 --> 00:14:03,486 but that's fine. 704 00:14:03,519 --> 00:14:04,287 You know what? 705 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,656 We define friendship 706 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,656 differently. 707 00:14:06,689 --> 00:14:09,192 - Kind of but... 708 00:14:06,689 --> 00:14:09,192 - [laughs] 709 00:14:09,225 --> 00:14:10,493 - All right, back to work 710 00:14:09,225 --> 00:14:10,493 and I'll talk to you soon. 711 00:14:10,526 --> 00:14:11,661 - Thank you. 712 00:14:10,526 --> 00:14:11,661 You too. 713 00:14:11,694 --> 00:14:12,795 - Love you. 714 00:14:11,694 --> 00:14:12,795 - All right, bye. 715 00:14:12,829 --> 00:14:15,898 He said I love you. 716 00:14:12,829 --> 00:14:15,898 I heard it. 717 00:14:15,932 --> 00:14:17,613 That is so sweet. 718 00:14:17,613 --> 00:14:21,604 * 719 00:14:21,637 --> 00:14:25,441 Can we stalk JR on Instagram? 720 00:14:21,637 --> 00:14:25,441 - JR, golf. 721 00:14:25,475 --> 00:14:27,610 Was it fun to meet a boy 722 00:14:25,475 --> 00:14:27,610 out there? 723 00:14:27,643 --> 00:14:29,011 - Yeah, he seemed nice 724 00:14:29,733 --> 00:14:31,514 and he didn't seem 725 00:14:29,733 --> 00:14:31,514 really that interested in me. 726 00:14:31,547 --> 00:14:32,982 And I think that's why 727 00:14:31,547 --> 00:14:32,982 I'm into him. 728 00:14:33,015 --> 00:14:34,783 - [laughs] 729 00:14:33,015 --> 00:14:34,783 - But-- 730 00:14:34,150 --> 00:14:36,152 - I've been texting with JR 731 00:14:34,150 --> 00:14:36,152 and he might stop over. 732 00:14:36,185 --> 00:14:37,520 It's not like a date, 733 00:14:37,553 --> 00:14:40,590 but I'm entertaining the idea 734 00:14:37,553 --> 00:14:40,590 of hanging out with other guys. 735 00:14:40,623 --> 00:14:42,692 You guys will just probably 736 00:14:40,623 --> 00:14:42,692 end up working on your swing. 737 00:14:42,725 --> 00:14:43,993 - [laughing] 738 00:14:42,725 --> 00:14:43,993 Yeah. 739 00:14:44,026 --> 00:14:45,995 [dog barks] 740 00:14:46,028 --> 00:14:49,165 [gasps] 741 00:14:46,028 --> 00:14:49,165 Who's that? 742 00:14:49,198 --> 00:14:51,401 - Hi, welcome. 743 00:14:49,198 --> 00:14:51,401 This is Luigi. 744 00:14:51,434 --> 00:14:53,002 - Hi, Luigi. 745 00:14:51,434 --> 00:14:53,002 - Hi, thanks for coming over. 746 00:14:53,035 --> 00:14:54,983 - Yeah, absolutely. 747 00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:55,993 - You gonna get up 748 00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:55,993 for the guest? 749 00:14:55,993 --> 00:14:56,305 - No. 750 00:14:55,993 --> 00:14:56,305 - Hey, JR. 751 00:14:56,339 --> 00:14:57,507 - You remember Kerstin. 752 00:14:56,339 --> 00:14:57,507 - Howdy. 753 00:14:57,540 --> 00:14:59,208 - You might recognize me 754 00:14:57,540 --> 00:14:59,208 if I do this. 755 00:14:59,242 --> 00:15:00,309 - Yo. 756 00:14:59,242 --> 00:15:00,309 - [laughs] 757 00:15:00,343 --> 00:15:02,545 - Pretty good. 758 00:15:00,343 --> 00:15:02,545 - Welcome. 759 00:15:02,578 --> 00:15:04,881 - Does it make you feel better 760 00:15:02,578 --> 00:15:04,881 sitting next to a club 761 00:15:04,914 --> 00:15:06,215 or, like, next to 762 00:15:04,914 --> 00:15:06,215 some kind of... 763 00:15:06,249 --> 00:15:08,651 - There is some comfort there. 764 00:15:06,249 --> 00:15:08,651 [laughter] 765 00:15:08,684 --> 00:15:10,253 I can't say I've ever 766 00:15:08,684 --> 00:15:10,253 slept with a club, 767 00:15:10,286 --> 00:15:13,503 but definitely, there's clubs 768 00:15:10,286 --> 00:15:13,503 around all the time. 769 00:15:13,503 --> 00:15:14,624 - What's your astrological 770 00:15:13,503 --> 00:15:14,624 sign? 771 00:15:14,657 --> 00:15:17,873 - I'm a Capricorn. 772 00:15:14,657 --> 00:15:17,873 - Do you believe in astrology? 773 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,728 - Yeah. 774 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,728 who knows? 775 00:15:18,761 --> 00:15:20,997 - Truthfully, yeah. 776 00:15:18,761 --> 00:15:20,997 Who knows? 777 00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:22,632 Do you go to therapy? 778 00:15:22,665 --> 00:15:24,300 - I have. 779 00:15:22,665 --> 00:15:24,300 - Yeah, same. 780 00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:26,769 Cool. 781 00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:26,769 Do you meditate? 782 00:15:26,803 --> 00:15:28,604 - I do, yup. 783 00:15:26,803 --> 00:15:28,604 - What do you do? 784 00:15:28,638 --> 00:15:31,683 - So have you ever heard 785 00:15:28,638 --> 00:15:31,683 of astral projection? 786 00:15:32,775 --> 00:15:36,679 Trying to project yourself 787 00:15:32,775 --> 00:15:36,679 into a different place. 788 00:15:36,713 --> 00:15:39,248 - Watching Nikki flirt 789 00:15:36,713 --> 00:15:39,248 is like watching 790 00:15:39,282 --> 00:15:41,583 an FBI detective 791 00:15:39,282 --> 00:15:41,583 break down a suspect. 792 00:15:41,617 --> 00:15:42,752 - Do you play 793 00:15:41,617 --> 00:15:42,752 a musical instrument? 794 00:15:42,785 --> 00:15:43,953 - I am tone deaf. 795 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,888 - Do you like music? 796 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,888 - Well, it's... 797 00:15:45,922 --> 00:15:47,290 - Do you sing ever 798 00:15:45,922 --> 00:15:47,290 to the radio? 799 00:15:47,323 --> 00:15:48,191 - Uh... 800 00:15:48,224 --> 00:15:49,559 - Like shining the light 801 00:15:48,224 --> 00:15:49,559 in their faces. 802 00:15:49,592 --> 00:15:51,961 Tell me what you did 803 00:15:49,592 --> 00:15:51,961 when you were 12. 804 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,296 And the guy's like, 805 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,296 "I don't know, man. 806 00:15:53,329 --> 00:15:55,364 I just...I stole 807 00:15:53,329 --> 00:15:55,364 a pack of cigarettes." 808 00:15:55,398 --> 00:15:57,400 And she's like, 809 00:15:55,398 --> 00:15:57,400 "What? What did you do? 810 00:15:57,433 --> 00:15:59,969 Anyways, do you want 811 00:15:57,433 --> 00:15:59,969 to take me to dinner?" 812 00:16:00,303 --> 00:16:01,471 - What's your favorite thing 813 00:16:00,303 --> 00:16:01,471 on, like, 814 00:16:01,504 --> 00:16:03,439 the St. Louis, 815 00:16:01,504 --> 00:16:03,439 like, night life? 816 00:16:03,473 --> 00:16:05,708 - Uh, so I don't drink 817 00:16:03,473 --> 00:16:05,708 or do drugs anymore. 818 00:16:05,742 --> 00:16:07,410 I was really good at it 819 00:16:05,742 --> 00:16:07,410 when I was younger. 820 00:16:07,443 --> 00:16:08,911 - It's a good mental state. 821 00:16:07,443 --> 00:16:08,911 - So you don't do any drugs? 822 00:16:08,945 --> 00:16:10,580 - No, no. 823 00:16:10,613 --> 00:16:12,749 - I want to do heroin, though. 824 00:16:10,613 --> 00:16:12,749 Have you heard about that? 825 00:16:12,782 --> 00:16:14,984 - I've heard about it, 826 00:16:12,782 --> 00:16:14,984 I've never done it, thank God. 827 00:16:15,453 --> 00:16:15,918 - I had friends 828 00:16:15,453 --> 00:16:15,918 that have done it 829 00:16:15,952 --> 00:16:17,754 and, like, they loved it. 830 00:16:17,787 --> 00:16:19,789 - Well, we're not going 831 00:16:17,787 --> 00:16:19,789 to shoot heroin today. 832 00:16:19,822 --> 00:16:21,591 - Yeah. 833 00:16:19,822 --> 00:16:21,591 - Not, not yet. 834 00:16:21,624 --> 00:16:24,694 JR is cool and nice. 835 00:16:24,727 --> 00:16:26,662 He's not, like, fanboying out. 836 00:16:26,696 --> 00:16:28,398 He talks about his feelings. 837 00:16:28,431 --> 00:16:30,603 He is sober. 838 00:16:30,943 --> 00:16:32,268 Meditates? 839 00:16:32,301 --> 00:16:33,369 Thanks for coming over. 840 00:16:32,301 --> 00:16:33,369 - Yup, thank you. 841 00:16:33,403 --> 00:16:35,838 - And we'll see you when 842 00:16:33,403 --> 00:16:35,838 you astral project yourself. 843 00:16:35,872 --> 00:16:37,673 - Back to this... 844 00:16:37,673 --> 00:16:38,608 - Back to this living room 845 00:16:37,673 --> 00:16:38,608 later on. 846 00:16:38,641 --> 00:16:40,443 - I don't think I've ever tried 847 00:16:38,641 --> 00:16:40,443 to go to indoor spaces. 848 00:16:40,476 --> 00:16:41,978 - [laughs] 849 00:16:40,476 --> 00:16:41,978 - Good bye. 850 00:16:42,011 --> 00:16:43,946 Nice seeing y'all. 851 00:16:42,011 --> 00:16:43,946 - Bye, JR. 852 00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:45,415 - All right. 853 00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:45,415 - With that being said, 854 00:16:45,448 --> 00:16:46,549 I don't want 855 00:16:45,448 --> 00:16:46,549 to give up on Chris 856 00:16:46,582 --> 00:16:48,751 until I know that it's 857 00:16:46,582 --> 00:16:48,751 definitely not going to work. 858 00:16:48,785 --> 00:16:50,486 And right now, if I were 859 00:16:48,785 --> 00:16:50,486 to walk away from it, 860 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,955 I would always wonder 861 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,955 what could've happened. 862 00:16:52,989 --> 00:16:56,325 You guys are great wing-people. 863 00:16:52,989 --> 00:16:56,325 - I love being on the wing. 864 00:16:56,359 --> 00:16:57,627 - Yeah, I think he's cute. 865 00:16:56,359 --> 00:16:57,627 - [laughs] 866 00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:59,295 - He is cute. 867 00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:59,295 - I don't know why. 868 00:16:59,328 --> 00:17:01,864 I always see him 869 00:16:59,328 --> 00:17:01,864 with those ---- glasses 870 00:17:01,898 --> 00:17:03,933 and, like, I never... 871 00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:04,467 - The glasses upside down 872 00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:04,467 would have to go. 873 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:05,601 - I think that's kind of fun. 874 00:17:05,635 --> 00:17:07,313 - I don't know. 875 00:17:05,635 --> 00:17:07,313 I kind of dig it. 876 00:17:07,642 --> 00:17:09,333 - [laughs] 877 00:17:15,392 --> 00:17:17,280 [upbeat music] 878 00:17:17,313 --> 00:17:19,148 - These kids weren't here 879 00:17:17,313 --> 00:17:19,148 for two seconds. 880 00:17:19,181 --> 00:17:21,783 They pulled out every toy. 881 00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:23,319 Want some coffee, EJ? 882 00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:23,319 - No, I'm good. 883 00:17:23,352 --> 00:17:25,621 - You sure? 884 00:17:23,352 --> 00:17:25,621 I'll make you a latte. 885 00:17:25,655 --> 00:17:28,523 Doesn't this look like... 886 00:17:25,655 --> 00:17:28,523 poop? 887 00:17:28,523 --> 00:17:29,492 - [chuckles] 888 00:17:29,525 --> 00:17:30,626 - What? 889 00:17:29,525 --> 00:17:30,626 It looks like-- 890 00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:32,562 it's the weirdest look 891 00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:32,562 of coffee beans. 892 00:17:32,595 --> 00:17:35,331 - Hello? 893 00:17:32,595 --> 00:17:35,331 - Hello, we're in here. 894 00:17:35,364 --> 00:17:36,866 - Hi. 895 00:17:35,364 --> 00:17:36,866 [dog barks] 896 00:17:36,899 --> 00:17:38,201 - Go get her. 897 00:17:36,899 --> 00:17:38,201 - Get her. 898 00:17:38,234 --> 00:17:39,202 - Come in here, Nikki. 899 00:17:38,234 --> 00:17:39,202 We're in the den. 900 00:17:39,235 --> 00:17:40,973 - [mimics bark] 901 00:17:39,235 --> 00:17:40,973 - Sic her. 902 00:17:40,169 --> 00:17:41,771 - Hi, baby. 903 00:17:40,169 --> 00:17:41,771 Hi. 904 00:17:41,804 --> 00:17:42,638 - Hello. 905 00:17:41,804 --> 00:17:42,638 - Hey, Nikki. 906 00:17:42,672 --> 00:17:45,475 - Hello, cuties. 907 00:17:42,672 --> 00:17:45,475 - Look at those pants. 908 00:17:45,508 --> 00:17:48,723 Those are cute on you. 909 00:17:45,508 --> 00:17:48,723 - Thanks. 910 00:17:49,178 --> 00:17:50,513 Let me see. 911 00:17:49,178 --> 00:17:50,513 - Don't, oh. 912 00:17:50,546 --> 00:17:53,773 - Doesn't hurt. 913 00:17:50,546 --> 00:17:53,773 - Let me see the hole. 914 00:17:53,149 --> 00:17:54,450 Oh, that's not bad. 915 00:17:54,484 --> 00:17:58,321 The other day, I was actually 916 00:17:54,484 --> 00:17:58,321 driving my dad to the dentist. 917 00:17:58,354 --> 00:17:59,622 - Get in the right. 918 00:17:59,655 --> 00:18:02,193 - I have 1.6 miles 919 00:17:59,655 --> 00:18:02,193 to get in the right lane. 920 00:18:02,193 --> 00:18:04,527 - Yeah, but everybody's trying 921 00:18:02,193 --> 00:18:04,527 to go there this time of night. 922 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,863 - I understand that, but I also 923 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,863 have five cars behind me, 924 00:18:06,896 --> 00:18:09,263 so I'm not looking to 925 00:18:06,896 --> 00:18:09,263 weave in and out of things. 926 00:18:09,593 --> 00:18:10,266 - I drive this way all the time 927 00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:11,667 and I always get over 928 00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:11,667 right away. 929 00:18:11,701 --> 00:18:12,702 - Okay, I'll get over. 930 00:18:11,701 --> 00:18:12,702 - There's no reason not to. 931 00:18:12,735 --> 00:18:15,171 - I'll get over, Dad. 932 00:18:12,735 --> 00:18:15,171 Whatever makes you happy. 933 00:18:15,204 --> 00:18:16,739 This is your world. 934 00:18:16,773 --> 00:18:20,143 I'm just driving you 935 00:18:16,773 --> 00:18:20,143 to your dental surgery in it. 936 00:18:20,176 --> 00:18:21,878 It feels like 937 00:18:20,176 --> 00:18:21,878 it's an open gate. 938 00:18:21,911 --> 00:18:23,479 - Your mom's not gonna be 939 00:18:21,911 --> 00:18:23,479 attracted to me anymore 940 00:18:23,513 --> 00:18:24,547 if I keep... 941 00:18:23,513 --> 00:18:24,547 - Oh, my God. 942 00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:26,433 - If you don't 943 00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:26,433 stop showing that. 944 00:18:26,763 --> 00:18:28,151 Your dad without his teeth... 945 00:18:28,184 --> 00:18:30,473 he wants a kiss 946 00:18:28,184 --> 00:18:30,473 and I'm like, no. 947 00:18:30,473 --> 00:18:31,387 - Oh, really? 948 00:18:30,473 --> 00:18:31,387 - Yeah. 949 00:18:31,421 --> 00:18:32,722 - Kiss your husband! 950 00:18:32,755 --> 00:18:34,857 - I tried. 951 00:18:32,755 --> 00:18:34,857 - Why? Was that gross? 952 00:18:34,891 --> 00:18:36,533 - Well, 'cause he... 953 00:18:36,863 --> 00:18:37,894 - You were excited you finally 954 00:18:36,863 --> 00:18:37,894 had an excuse not to do it. 955 00:18:37,927 --> 00:18:38,895 - Ha-ha. 956 00:18:38,928 --> 00:18:41,264 [laughter] 957 00:18:41,297 --> 00:18:43,166 - Ask me to say something 958 00:18:41,297 --> 00:18:43,166 with an S. 959 00:18:43,199 --> 00:18:45,435 - Say Susie sells seashells 960 00:18:43,199 --> 00:18:45,435 by the seashore. 961 00:18:45,468 --> 00:18:46,669 - Yeah, yeah. 962 00:18:45,468 --> 00:18:46,669 - Oh, Dad. 963 00:18:46,702 --> 00:18:48,653 - Wait, do it, do it, do it. 964 00:18:46,702 --> 00:18:48,653 - Do it. 965 00:18:48,983 --> 00:18:50,173 - She sells sea sells 966 00:18:48,983 --> 00:18:50,173 by the she shore. 967 00:18:50,206 --> 00:18:52,675 [laughter] 968 00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:53,876 - You sound like Andrew. 969 00:18:53,910 --> 00:18:55,723 There's something in his mouth 970 00:18:55,723 --> 00:18:56,913 that makes it 971 00:18:55,723 --> 00:18:56,913 so he can't say S's. 972 00:18:56,946 --> 00:18:58,147 Speaking of Andrew, 973 00:18:58,181 --> 00:19:00,443 I went to 974 00:18:58,181 --> 00:19:00,443 the Family Golf Center. 975 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:01,918 He trains with this guy, JR, 976 00:19:01,951 --> 00:19:04,887 who ended up being, 977 00:19:01,951 --> 00:19:04,887 like, a nice, cute guy. 978 00:19:04,921 --> 00:19:06,422 - Really? 979 00:19:06,456 --> 00:19:07,757 - So then JR came over and 980 00:19:06,456 --> 00:19:07,757 hung out with me and Kerstin 981 00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:09,225 and Andrew the other night. 982 00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:09,225 - Oh, nice. 983 00:19:09,258 --> 00:19:10,760 - It was really fun. 984 00:19:09,258 --> 00:19:10,760 It made me realize 985 00:19:10,793 --> 00:19:12,829 that there are other people 986 00:19:10,793 --> 00:19:12,829 out there that, like, 987 00:19:12,862 --> 00:19:14,363 have some of the qualities 988 00:19:12,862 --> 00:19:14,363 I'm looking for 989 00:19:14,397 --> 00:19:15,698 which is someone 990 00:19:14,397 --> 00:19:15,698 who works on themself. 991 00:19:15,732 --> 00:19:17,667 - Yeah. 992 00:19:15,732 --> 00:19:17,667 - But I don't know. 993 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,635 I just don't want 994 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,635 to give up on Chris yet. 995 00:19:19,669 --> 00:19:21,738 If Chris is in the picture, 996 00:19:19,669 --> 00:19:21,738 no guy stands a chance. 997 00:19:21,771 --> 00:19:25,441 Chris is someone 998 00:19:21,771 --> 00:19:25,441 who I am very attracted to. 999 00:19:25,475 --> 00:19:26,943 He just checks all my boxes. 1000 00:19:26,976 --> 00:19:29,946 He's devilishly handsome, 1001 00:19:26,976 --> 00:19:29,946 great smile, 1002 00:19:29,979 --> 00:19:32,715 chiseled jaw, 1003 00:19:29,979 --> 00:19:32,715 he looks like JFK Jr. 1004 00:19:32,749 --> 00:19:34,784 who I did have on my wall 1005 00:19:32,749 --> 00:19:34,784 when I was in high school. 1006 00:19:34,817 --> 00:19:36,452 I stole the picture 1007 00:19:34,817 --> 00:19:36,452 from a "Time" magazine 1008 00:19:36,486 --> 00:19:37,754 that was honoring his death. 1009 00:19:37,787 --> 00:19:39,622 - You want to give it 1010 00:19:37,787 --> 00:19:39,622 one last chance? 1011 00:19:39,655 --> 00:19:41,324 - Yes. 1012 00:19:39,655 --> 00:19:41,324 We just need to talk about, 1013 00:19:41,357 --> 00:19:44,543 like, what it is we're doing 1014 00:19:41,357 --> 00:19:44,543 and go to therapy. 1015 00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:46,963 I know of a couples therapist 1016 00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:46,963 that can get us in, 1017 00:19:46,996 --> 00:19:48,164 you know, soon. 1018 00:19:48,197 --> 00:19:49,365 I'm just gonna say, 1019 00:19:49,399 --> 00:19:51,613 I found someone. 1020 00:19:49,399 --> 00:19:51,613 Do you want to go? 1021 00:19:51,953 --> 00:19:53,403 - Good. 1022 00:19:51,953 --> 00:19:53,403 Well, do it, geez. 1023 00:19:53,436 --> 00:19:55,405 - I know that it's almost, 1024 00:19:53,436 --> 00:19:55,405 like, ridiculous 1025 00:19:55,438 --> 00:19:57,673 'cause we've been doing this 1026 00:19:55,438 --> 00:19:57,673 for eight years now 1027 00:19:58,013 --> 00:19:59,308 off and on and no one 1028 00:19:58,013 --> 00:19:59,308 takes us seriously anymore. 1029 00:19:59,342 --> 00:20:01,477 - It's been eight years? 1030 00:19:59,342 --> 00:20:01,477 - Yeah. 1031 00:20:01,511 --> 00:20:04,480 - Damn. 1032 00:20:01,511 --> 00:20:04,480 - Yeah, I hope you guys do it 1033 00:20:04,514 --> 00:20:06,482 and then you can 1034 00:20:04,514 --> 00:20:06,482 figure out whether 1035 00:20:06,516 --> 00:20:08,351 this is meant to be or not. 1036 00:20:06,516 --> 00:20:08,351 - Yeah. 1037 00:20:08,384 --> 00:20:10,153 - I mean, this would 1038 00:20:08,384 --> 00:20:10,153 get the ball rolling here. 1039 00:20:10,186 --> 00:20:11,954 - I hope he wants to go 1040 00:20:11,988 --> 00:20:15,825 because I think that means 1041 00:20:11,988 --> 00:20:15,825 we're meant to be, I'd think. 1042 00:20:15,858 --> 00:20:18,828 But we are not meant to be 1043 00:20:15,858 --> 00:20:18,828 in the current state it is in. 1044 00:20:18,861 --> 00:20:21,697 I will not--I will not 1045 00:20:18,861 --> 00:20:21,697 keep doing this. 1046 00:20:21,731 --> 00:20:24,233 As scared as I am 1047 00:20:21,731 --> 00:20:24,233 to even talk to Chris 1048 00:20:24,267 --> 00:20:25,601 about going to therapy, 1049 00:20:25,635 --> 00:20:29,639 I just need someone to sit 1050 00:20:25,635 --> 00:20:29,639 and listen to us talk 1051 00:20:29,672 --> 00:20:32,275 and see if I'm crazy, 1052 00:20:29,672 --> 00:20:32,275 if he's crazy, 1053 00:20:32,308 --> 00:20:35,645 and if we're both crazy 1054 00:20:32,308 --> 00:20:35,645 to even want to try this again. 1055 00:20:35,678 --> 00:20:37,447 It's getting embarrassing. 1056 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:38,781 - Eight years. 1057 00:20:38,815 --> 00:20:41,017 - Yeah, some would say 1058 00:20:38,815 --> 00:20:41,017 my best years. 1059 00:20:41,743 --> 00:20:42,785 - [laughs] 1060 00:20:42,819 --> 00:20:43,953 - Next time... 1061 00:20:43,986 --> 00:20:45,188 - That is the weirdest thing 1062 00:20:43,986 --> 00:20:45,188 I've ever seen in my life. 1063 00:20:45,221 --> 00:20:46,289 - What? 1064 00:20:46,322 --> 00:20:47,223 That's my mom, 1065 00:20:46,322 --> 00:20:47,223 she doesn't care. 1066 00:20:47,256 --> 00:20:48,858 My parents love this cabin. 1067 00:20:48,891 --> 00:20:51,828 I am finding ways 1068 00:20:48,891 --> 00:20:51,828 to make it fun for myself 1069 00:20:51,861 --> 00:20:53,896 and make others 1070 00:20:51,861 --> 00:20:53,896 deeply uncomfortable. 1071 00:20:53,930 --> 00:20:55,231 - You got left, bitch. 1072 00:20:55,264 --> 00:20:57,400 - No, Andrew. 1073 00:20:55,264 --> 00:20:57,400 - Andrew. 1074 00:20:57,433 --> 00:20:59,293 - [laughs] 1075 00:20:57,433 --> 00:20:59,293 - My God. 1076 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:00,403 - I'm wondering about you. 1077 00:21:00,436 --> 00:21:01,370 What's your life like 1078 00:21:00,436 --> 00:21:01,370 right now? 1079 00:21:01,404 --> 00:21:02,572 - I'm thinking about 1080 00:21:01,404 --> 00:21:02,572 getting back together 1081 00:21:02,605 --> 00:21:04,006 with my ex-boyfriend. 1082 00:21:04,683 --> 00:21:06,703 I need us to be able 1083 00:21:04,683 --> 00:21:06,703 to communicate better. 1084 00:21:06,703 --> 00:21:09,779 I would like us to be a couple 1085 00:21:06,703 --> 00:21:09,779 that talks about our feelings. 1086 00:21:09,812 --> 00:21:11,381 - And I just want to be single. 64475

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