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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:59,189 --> 00:01:02,497 ♪ SQUEAL IF YOU WANT TO 4 00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:05,456 ♪ YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO THINK THAT HARD ♪ 5 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:08,633 ♪ IT COULD BE WAX AND IT COULD BE GLUE ♪ 6 00:01:08,677 --> 00:01:11,071 ♪ IT COULD BE ANYTHING 7 00:01:11,114 --> 00:01:12,115 ♪ ANYTHING 8 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:15,379 ♪ AND I HEARD ABOUT YOUR VACATION ♪ 9 00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:19,122 ♪ WELL, WE SAW IT ON THE TV STATION ♪ 10 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:23,039 ♪ IT CAME DOWN, DOWN, DOWN ♪ 11 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,520 ♪ DOWN, DOWN, DOWN 12 00:01:25,563 --> 00:01:29,306 ♪ DOWN LIKE A DIVE-BOMB 13 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:58,248 ♪ IT COMES DOWN, DOWN, DOWN ♪ 14 00:01:58,292 --> 00:02:00,946 ♪ LIKE A DIVE-BOMB 15 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,216 OH. 16 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:10,521 OOH. 17 00:02:10,565 --> 00:02:11,827 DEAR BONIE D, 18 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:15,526 HERE ARE YOUR TEST RESULTS. 19 00:02:17,311 --> 00:02:19,400 ♪ DOWN, DOWN, DOWN 20 00:02:19,443 --> 00:02:22,577 ♪ LIKE A DIVE-BOMB 21 00:02:23,708 --> 00:02:27,277 WELL, SHOULD THERE BE A PRAYER OR SOMETHING? 22 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,540 QUIET, YOU. 23 00:02:29,584 --> 00:02:31,063 TODD, YOU OK? 24 00:02:31,107 --> 00:02:32,326 PIECE OF CAKE. 25 00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:33,675 WE CAN DO THIS. 26 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:38,419 ALL RIGHT. OK. 27 00:02:38,462 --> 00:02:39,507 LET'S GO. 28 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:41,030 ON 3. 29 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:43,337 1... 30 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:44,207 1... 31 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:45,948 1... 2... 32 00:02:45,991 --> 00:02:47,210 2... 33 00:02:47,254 --> 00:02:49,734 Kirsten: 3. 34 00:02:57,133 --> 00:02:58,395 ARE WE HAPPY? 35 00:02:58,439 --> 00:03:01,050 YES! WE'RE HAPPY. 36 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:02,443 FABER? 37 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:04,445 MAN, THEY REALLY SEAL THESE. 38 00:03:04,488 --> 00:03:06,229 GIVE ME THAT. 39 00:03:08,623 --> 00:03:09,841 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 40 00:03:09,885 --> 00:03:11,103 OH, MAN. PERFECT SCORES. 41 00:03:11,147 --> 00:03:14,237 Kirsten: YOU GOT PERFECT SCORES. 42 00:03:15,499 --> 00:03:17,893 I GUESS I TEST WELL. 43 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:20,330 YES! 44 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:23,464 SO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, DON'T YOU? 45 00:03:23,507 --> 00:03:26,162 BIG SCREW-UP AT S.A.T. CENTRAL? 46 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,555 FREE REFILLS? 47 00:03:27,598 --> 00:03:28,556 NO. 48 00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:31,167 WE CAN ALL BE IN BOSTON TOGETHER. 49 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:31,863 OOH. 50 00:03:31,907 --> 00:03:34,605 WOULD YOU LIKE THAT? 51 00:03:34,649 --> 00:03:36,216 ME AND YOU? 52 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:37,695 BOSTON? 53 00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:38,696 ALONE? 54 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:39,741 MM-HMM. 55 00:03:39,784 --> 00:03:40,481 OOH. 56 00:03:40,524 --> 00:03:42,961 SOUNDS A LITTLE HECTIC. 57 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:53,450 HOW COME YOU NEVER RETURN MY CALLS? 58 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:04,374 ALL RIGHT, JUST CLOSE YOUR TEXTBOOKS. 59 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:06,942 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... 60 00:04:07,377 --> 00:04:10,206 CALCULUS IS NOT FOR WIMPS. 61 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,905 28% OF YOU DID NOT PASS THE MIDTERM. 62 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:14,863 MISS NATAFIO... 63 00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:18,214 SHAKE THE DUST OUT OF YOUR SKULL. 64 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,434 MR. BUCHANAN, I'VE SEEN SQUIRRELS 65 00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:22,131 SCORE HIGHER ON TESTS. 66 00:04:23,132 --> 00:04:24,176 TRUE STORY. 67 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:25,917 MR. FABER. 68 00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:26,918 KNOCK IT OFF. 69 00:04:26,962 --> 00:04:29,094 YOU'RE MAKING EVERYBODY LOOK BAD. 70 00:04:29,138 --> 00:04:31,619 Woman: OOH. 71 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:34,709 MR. BOOMER. 72 00:04:34,752 --> 00:04:36,537 HMM. 73 00:04:37,407 --> 00:04:38,843 YOU WERE FLYING HIGH. 74 00:04:38,887 --> 00:04:41,106 DID YOU HIT AN AIR POCKET? 75 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:42,543 EXCUSE ME, MR. MUELLER? 76 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:44,196 DID YOU FALL ASLEEP AT THE CONTROLS? 77 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:47,678 IS THERE TERRORISM INVOLVED? 78 00:04:48,549 --> 00:04:50,725 YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN IN FLAMES. 79 00:04:50,768 --> 00:04:52,509 SEE ME AFTER CLASS. 80 00:04:53,728 --> 00:04:55,860 DON'T FORGET, HAVE YOUR PARENTS SIGN THOSE 81 00:04:55,904 --> 00:04:57,645 AND RETURN THEM TO ME. 82 00:04:57,688 --> 00:04:59,037 YOU KNOW THE DRILL. 83 00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:00,865 HAVE A NICE DAY. 84 00:05:06,654 --> 00:05:10,832 YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, MR. MUE-- 85 00:05:11,876 --> 00:05:13,878 OH. YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FORM BACK. 86 00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:16,968 I WON'T BE RECOMMENDING YOU FOR HARVARD. 87 00:05:17,012 --> 00:05:18,666 WHAT? 88 00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:21,103 MR. MUELLER, IT WAS ONE BAD GRADE. 89 00:05:21,146 --> 00:05:23,192 17,000 EXCELLENT STUDENTS 90 00:05:23,235 --> 00:05:24,759 APPLY THERE EVERY YEAR. 91 00:05:24,802 --> 00:05:26,326 86% DON'T GET IN. 92 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:27,544 YOU DO THE MATH. 93 00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:29,372 YEAH, BUT UP UNTIL NOW I'VE HAD GREAT GRADES. 94 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:32,375 UP UNTIL NOW IT'S BEEN LITTLE LEAGUE. 95 00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:35,639 LOOK, I'LL TRY HARDER. I'LL BRING MY GRADE UP. 96 00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:36,684 YEAH. 97 00:05:36,727 --> 00:05:39,774 WELL...I WON'T HOLD MY BREATH. 98 00:05:39,817 --> 00:05:43,517 CLOSE THE DOOR ON YOUR WAY OUT. 99 00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:30,955 AAH! 100 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:34,481 GOOD ONE! 101 00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:38,485 SORRY. 102 00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:42,184 SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA SCREAM, YOU KNOW? 103 00:06:42,227 --> 00:06:45,056 I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. 104 00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:54,892 AAH! 105 00:06:55,327 --> 00:06:57,242 HOW WAS THAT? 106 00:06:58,809 --> 00:07:01,246 MISS? 107 00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:08,210 WHOO-HOO-HOO! 108 00:07:10,255 --> 00:07:13,955 ♪ WHEN I WAS BACK I WAS A YOUNG AND BITTER MAN ♪ 109 00:07:13,998 --> 00:07:15,260 HI, YOU GUYS. ISN'T THIS GREAT? 110 00:07:15,304 --> 00:07:18,568 ANOTHER KIM O'BRIEN HALLOWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA. 111 00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:20,048 SO THE RULES ARE: 112 00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:21,528 NO BEER, NO DOPE... 113 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:22,485 NO SEX. NO SEX. 114 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:23,486 WE KNOW THEM. RIGHT. OF COURSE. 115 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:24,748 YOU KNOW I JUST HAVE TO SAY IT. 116 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:25,880 THERE'S BEERS IN THE FRIDGE. 117 00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:27,490 OF COURSE THOSE ARE THE 3 SELLING POINTS 118 00:07:27,534 --> 00:07:28,491 THAT GOT US HERE. 119 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:29,405 OH, YEAH, I KNOW. 120 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:30,580 I'M GOING TO GO SAY HI TO JENN. 121 00:07:30,624 --> 00:07:32,974 REMEMBER, WE MUST DANCE. DON'T FORGET. 122 00:07:33,017 --> 00:07:34,497 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 123 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:36,717 BYE. SEE YOU. 124 00:07:39,328 --> 00:07:40,677 YOU LOOK... 125 00:07:40,721 --> 00:07:42,766 SUPER TONIGHT, KIM. 126 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:45,290 AW, THANKS. 127 00:07:45,726 --> 00:07:47,205 OH, MY GOD! 128 00:07:47,249 --> 00:07:48,685 BRAD, TANYA! 129 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:50,600 OH, HEY! 130 00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:51,514 SUPER! 131 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:52,994 I SAID SUPER. 132 00:07:53,037 --> 00:07:54,125 YES, YOU DID. 133 00:07:54,169 --> 00:07:55,387 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ME. 134 00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:57,781 EVERY TIME I GET AROUND A GIRL I LIKE, 135 00:07:57,825 --> 00:07:59,261 I TURN INTO GREG BRADY WITH BETTER HAIR. 136 00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:01,655 ♪ I'M TURNING JAPANESE, I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE ♪ 137 00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:03,874 ♪ I REALLY THINK SO 138 00:08:04,309 --> 00:08:07,356 ♪ I'M TURNING JAPANESE, I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE ♪ 139 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:08,749 ♪ I REALLY THINK SO 140 00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:10,141 WANT TO DANCE? 141 00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:11,229 YES. YES. 142 00:08:11,273 --> 00:08:12,013 OK. 143 00:08:12,056 --> 00:08:13,188 GREAT. SURE. 144 00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:14,102 OH, GOD. 145 00:08:14,145 --> 00:08:15,582 OHH! 146 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:17,322 ♪ I'M TURNING JAPANESE, I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE ♪ 147 00:08:17,366 --> 00:08:19,716 ♪ I REALLY THINK SO 148 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,413 YES! 149 00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:29,247 PAUL? PAUL, OVER HERE! 150 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:34,122 ♪ I BET YOU PICTURE HER, I BET YOU PICTURE HER... ♪ 151 00:08:35,253 --> 00:08:36,559 ♪ I WANT TO TALK TO HER 152 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:37,908 ♪ SOMETIMES I PICTURE HER 153 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:41,172 ♪ SO I CAN LOOK AT YOU FROM INSIDE AS WELL... ♪ 154 00:08:46,438 --> 00:08:47,570 OH, MAN. 155 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:50,486 WHY DO WE COME TO THESE THINGS, AGAIN? 156 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,661 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 157 00:08:51,705 --> 00:08:54,011 I GUESS... TO APPRECIATE IT MORE 158 00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:55,578 WHEN WE'RE ALONE. 159 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,058 MMM. 160 00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:58,755 MMM, MR. SMOOTH. 161 00:08:58,799 --> 00:09:00,104 OH, LET'S GO OUT TO THE PARK. 162 00:09:00,148 --> 00:09:02,672 THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO SHOW YOU. 163 00:09:02,716 --> 00:09:03,673 COME ON. 164 00:09:03,717 --> 00:09:04,674 NO, NO. 165 00:09:04,718 --> 00:09:05,675 COME ON. 166 00:09:05,719 --> 00:09:07,721 DON'T MAKE ME-- OH, TWIST MY ARM. 167 00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:09,549 OH. 168 00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:15,032 SO... 169 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:18,079 SO, HOW ABOUT ANOTHER POEM? 170 00:09:18,122 --> 00:09:19,080 OK. 171 00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:19,820 OK. 172 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:20,908 ARE YOU STILL COLD? 173 00:09:20,951 --> 00:09:23,127 I MEAN, IF YOU ARE, WE COULD GO BACK. 174 00:09:23,171 --> 00:09:24,781 NO, NO, NO. THIS IS NICE. 175 00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:26,391 IT'S, UM... 176 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:28,568 I MEAN... 177 00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:44,671 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 178 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:46,673 I'M...READY. 179 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:47,456 WHAT?! 180 00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:49,110 I--I THOUGHT THAT... 181 00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:51,025 YOU--TODD. 182 00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:51,939 I-I'M-- 183 00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:52,896 YOU KNOW... 184 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:54,594 I'M--I'M SORRY. 185 00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:55,812 JUST... 186 00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:57,509 LET'S GO. 187 00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:01,383 PAUL? 188 00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:06,388 PAUL! 189 00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:08,042 OH. THERE YOU ARE. 190 00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:09,173 OH, GOD. 191 00:10:09,217 --> 00:10:11,828 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU. 192 00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:14,135 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 193 00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:19,923 OH, THANK GOD. 194 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:21,882 I CAN'T TALK NOW. I'M BEING CHASED BY A NUN. 195 00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:23,492 DRIVE! GO, GO, GO! 196 00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:28,062 ♪ WHATEVER COMES AND GOES 197 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:33,415 ♪ WHATEVER COMES AND GOES 198 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,547 SO YOU AND KIRSTEN... 199 00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:36,287 NO. 200 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:37,941 MISSION SCRUBBED. 201 00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:39,813 WHAT HAPPENED? 202 00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:40,944 I PULLED OUT A CONDOM. 203 00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:43,991 I THOUGHT THEY WANTED US TO USE CONDOMS. 204 00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:44,818 NO, I MEAN 205 00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:47,255 I PULLED IT OUT TOO EARLY. 206 00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:49,953 THERE'S A TIME LIMIT? 207 00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:52,347 I GUESS SO. 208 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:55,829 Man on radio: 101.7 KFNX, BOSTON. 209 00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,221 IT'S GETTING A LITTLE CHILLY... 210 00:10:57,265 --> 00:11:01,965 Todd: AH, YES, ANOTHER EXCITING EVENING IN SOUTHPORT. 211 00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:04,098 Woman: OHH! 212 00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:07,579 DID YOU SEE THAT? 213 00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:08,406 YEAH. 214 00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:09,843 I'M GOING BACK. 215 00:11:09,886 --> 00:11:11,932 ARE YOU INSANE? 216 00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:12,976 PROBABLY. 217 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:16,458 AT LEAST WE'LL HAVE SOMETHING TO DO. 218 00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,116 Todd: WOW. LOOK AT THAT. 219 00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:25,075 YEAH. '66 CORVETTE STINGRAY. 220 00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:25,902 HOLD IT. 221 00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:28,818 SHH, SHH, SHH. 222 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,039 HI. YOU NEED SOME HELP? 223 00:11:32,082 --> 00:11:34,824 YOU GUYS COOL? 224 00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:38,828 YEAH. 225 00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:40,569 WE'RE COOL. 226 00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:41,831 YEAH. 227 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,354 OH, WAIT. YOU'RE THE GUY 228 00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:45,052 FROM THE RESERVOIR. 229 00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:46,053 YEAH. 230 00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:46,923 HI. 231 00:11:46,967 --> 00:11:48,969 YOU WANT TO HOP IN? 232 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:50,535 THANKS. 233 00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:52,799 WHAT RESERVOIR? 234 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:55,279 IS THERE A RESERVOIR I'M SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT? 235 00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:16,561 WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE DOESN'T CARRY A SPARE TIRE? 236 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:17,737 UM...I DON'T KNOW. 237 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:21,349 I THINK IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION. 238 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:23,525 THANKS FOR STOPPING. 239 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:24,395 I'M VICKY. 240 00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,615 HI. I'M TODD. THIS IS FABER. 241 00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:27,398 HEY! 242 00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:29,226 THAT HAS GOT TO BE 243 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:32,186 JUST ABOUT THE NEATEST CAR. 244 00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:33,883 YEAH, WELL... 245 00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,885 IT'S MY HUSBAND'S. 246 00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:39,410 UH, IF YOU'RE COLD, THERE'S A JACKET BACK THERE 247 00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:40,498 THAT YOU CAN WEAR. 248 00:12:40,542 --> 00:12:42,370 YEAH. THANKS. 249 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:46,940 I GOT WET STANDING OUT THERE. 250 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,031 CAN WE TAKE YOU ANYWHERE? 251 00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:53,381 WHERE YOU GOING? 252 00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:56,558 NOWHERE. 253 00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:57,559 NOWHERE. 254 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,388 ME, TOO. 255 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,825 NOWHERE. 256 00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,568 OK, FINE. 257 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,093 OK. 258 00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:12,052 THANK YOU. THERE YOU ARE. 259 00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:14,663 THANKS VERY MUCH. 260 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,100 AND YOUR LOBSTER. 261 00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:18,928 I'M TELLING YOU, THIS IS NOT RIGHT. 262 00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:20,930 THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WEIRD GOING ON HERE. 263 00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:23,063 IF BY WEIRD, YOU MEAN THAT WE'RE HANGING OUT 264 00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:24,760 WITH A GORGEOUSLY STUNNING WOMAN, 265 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,066 THEN YES, THIS IS WEIRD. 266 00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:27,415 EXACTLY. 267 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,416 WHOO. 268 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:29,417 WHOO. 269 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,854 WELL, THEY'RE SENDING A TOW TRUCK 270 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,595 IN ABOUT AN HOUR. 271 00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:35,771 AW, GREAT! 272 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,078 EXCELLENT. 273 00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:43,170 SO WHAT ARE YOU GUYS, JUST OUT CRUISING THE NIGHT? 274 00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:46,086 YOU KNOW, WE WERE DOWN AT THE BEACH 275 00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:47,739 AT A SHINDIG. 276 00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:49,089 SHINDIG? 277 00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:51,439 SHINDIG? WHEN DID YOU START CHANNELING DICK CLARK? 278 00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:55,225 I DON'T USUALLY SAY SHINDIG. IT'S JUST... 279 00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:56,574 HE DOESN'T. 280 00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:59,229 I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SAID SHINDIG. 281 00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,579 HE HASN'T. I CAN VOUCH FOR HIM. 282 00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:04,017 YOU GUYS. 283 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,496 YOU WANT TO, UH, ORDER SOME FOOD OR SOMETHING, 284 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,890 AND WE'LL DRIVE YOU OVER LATER? 285 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,065 OH, UH... 286 00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:10,893 YEAH. 287 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,460 YEAH. 288 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,812 PEGGY. CAN... 289 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,640 SO, UH, WHAT DOES ONE DO 290 00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:19,815 AT THESE SHINDIGS? 291 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,122 IT'S KIND OF BEEN A WHILE FOR ME. 292 00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,254 A LOT OF...ANXIETY... 293 00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:25,603 REJECTION. 294 00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:28,258 IT'S SUPER. 295 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,043 ARE YOU OK? 296 00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,783 ICE CREAM HEADACHE. 297 00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:32,915 UH-HUH. 298 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,874 HE GETS THEM ALL THE TIME. 299 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,921 Vicky: MMM. 300 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,618 MMM. 301 00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:44,361 MMM-MMM. 302 00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:46,015 MMM. 303 00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:47,495 MMM. 304 00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:49,105 MMM. 305 00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:50,933 MMM. 306 00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:51,716 OH. SORRY. 307 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,240 I JUST LOVE ICE CREAM. 308 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:56,983 I HAVEN'T HAD ANY IN AGES. 309 00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:59,724 Todd: SO, VICKY, WH-WHAT DO YOU DO? 310 00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:05,034 OH, UM, I'M KIND OF BETWEEN THINGS RIGHT NOW. 311 00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:07,254 MUSIC... 312 00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:08,646 STUDYING... 313 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:09,952 SCULPTING. 314 00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,084 SCULPTING? 315 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:13,738 YEAH. IT'S, UH, MOSTLY METAL WORK. 316 00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:16,263 IT'S KIND OF A HOBBY OF MINE. 317 00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:18,265 COOL. 318 00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:20,441 Faber: HEH HEH HEH. 319 00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:22,182 YES... 320 00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:23,618 HA HA HA HA! 321 00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:24,880 HE DID IT! 322 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,447 HA HA HA HA! 323 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:27,404 GREAT. 324 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,492 LET'S GO. 325 00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:29,493 AWW... 326 00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:30,973 SORRY. 327 00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:34,629 AND 11 CENTS. 328 00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:35,630 THANK YOU. 329 00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:36,761 THANKS. 330 00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:39,155 SHOULDN'T YOU AT LEAST LET US GET THE TIP 331 00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:40,243 OR SOMETHING, PLEASE? 332 00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:41,418 IF YOU WANT TO. 333 00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:44,421 ABOUT 2.75. 334 00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:45,422 2.75... 335 00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:46,423 OOH.... 336 00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:47,250 DUDE. 337 00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:48,425 SHE DUSTED YOU. 338 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:51,341 MATH DEGREE, UNIVERSITY OF VERMONT. 339 00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:53,517 VERY USEFUL. 340 00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:58,783 MATH DEGREE? 341 00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:07,749 UH...SO, DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CALCULUS? 342 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,925 YEAH. 343 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:13,798 SEE, UH-- 344 00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:16,976 I--I TANKED THIS MIDTERM, AND, UH... 345 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,978 IF I DON'T PASS THIS COURSE, 346 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:21,067 MY LIFE IS BASICALLY OVER WITH. 347 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:24,287 OH...COME ON. I'M SURE THAT'S NOT TRUE. 348 00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:25,375 OH, IT'S TRUE. 349 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:28,422 JEEZ, TODD, I CAN HELP YOU WITH CALCU-- 350 00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:30,772 AAH! 351 00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:32,774 UH, SORRY, GUYS. 352 00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:34,384 UH... 353 00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:36,125 SQUIRREL. 354 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:49,356 WELL, HERE IT IS. 355 00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:53,360 YOU NEED US TO FOLLOW YOU OR ANYTHING? 356 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,666 NO. I'M FINE. REALLY. 357 00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:59,627 I WAS REALLY HAVING A BAD NIGHT THERE 358 00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:01,194 FOR A WHILE. 359 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,934 BUT YOU... 360 00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,502 YOU'RE... 361 00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:07,330 ANYWAY... 362 00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,592 I SHOULD GO. 363 00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:11,160 THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP. 364 00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:13,423 BYE, FABER. 365 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,425 BYE. 366 00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,090 AMAZING. 367 00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:31,006 TOTALLY AMAZING. 368 00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:35,445 VICKY! 369 00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,101 LOOK, UM... 370 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,755 ABOUT CALCULUS... 371 00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:43,497 YOU THINK I COULD... GET SOME HELP? 372 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:44,715 UH... 373 00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:45,890 WELL, I-- 374 00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,979 PLEASE, LOOK, I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT. 375 00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:50,243 YOU'D BE SAVING MY LIFE. 376 00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:51,157 UH... 377 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:54,116 I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. 378 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,248 YEAH? 379 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,597 GREAT. 380 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,685 THANKS. 381 00:17:57,728 --> 00:18:00,557 OH, HEY, YOU CAN CALL ME. I'M LISTED. 382 00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,124 LAST NAME'S BOOMER. 383 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,169 2 Os. 384 00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:04,692 OK. 385 00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:07,042 GOOD NIGHT. 386 00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:14,223 BOOMER WITH 2 Os. 387 00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:15,616 AS IN MORON. 388 00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:18,314 YEAH, AS IN MORON. 389 00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,513 TRICK OR TREAT. 390 00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:46,473 WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU? 391 00:19:03,968 --> 00:19:06,232 KIND OF LATE, ISN'T IT? 392 00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:09,060 WHY ARE YOU STILL UP? 393 00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:12,716 NOT THE BEST DAY OF YOUR ACADEMIC CAREER. 394 00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:19,549 I MEAN, I DON'T-- I--I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 395 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,030 I'M DISAPPOINTED. 396 00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:24,598 I'M--I'M ANGRY. 397 00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:25,990 AND I'M SAD. 398 00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:28,950 I'M SAD THAT THE ONE THING YOU'VE WORKED SO HARD FOR 399 00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:30,212 IS JUST--IT'S JUST-- 400 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,475 IT'S JUST SLIPPING RIGHT THROUGH YOUR FINGERS. 401 00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:33,824 DAD, IT'S JUST ONE-- 402 00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:36,175 LET ME FINISH. 403 00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:40,614 W-WE WORKED SO HARD FOR THIS THING, 404 00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:43,051 AND HARVARD IS-- IT'S THERE, YOU KNOW? 405 00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,313 ON A PLATTER. IT'S JUST WAITING FOR YOU, 406 00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:47,577 AND YOU'RE JUST-- YOU'RE JUST BLOWING IT. 407 00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:48,535 I KNOW. 408 00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:51,799 THAT'S WHY I SHOULD GET A TUTOR. 409 00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:53,931 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 410 00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:56,238 YEAH, DAD, I GOTTA KICK ASS ON THIS COURSE, RIGHT? 411 00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:57,239 I SHOULD GET SOME HELP. 412 00:19:57,283 --> 00:20:00,634 YOU'RE...YOU'RE GONNA GET A TUTOR? 413 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:02,157 THAT'S GREAT. 414 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,550 THAT IS GREAT. 415 00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:04,986 I-I'LL HELP YOU GET ONE. 416 00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:08,424 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT IT TAKEN CARE OF. 417 00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:11,079 YOUDID? 418 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,237 HI. 419 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,892 THANKS FOR MEETING ME HERE. 420 00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:43,590 THE ANSWERS 421 00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:46,767 TO YOUR MATH FINAL... 422 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:49,378 ARE HIDDEN SOMEWHERE 423 00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:51,859 ON MY BODY. 424 00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,557 FIND THEM. 425 00:20:57,038 --> 00:21:00,346 THAT'S MY WIFE, PUNK! 426 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,800 WHAT IS THIS, OLIVE LOAF? 427 00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:22,368 YES, WEASEL, THIS IS OLIVE LOAF. 428 00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:25,153 CAKE. 429 00:21:28,025 --> 00:21:29,897 WELL, FINALLY HIT THE WALL 430 00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:31,159 WITH MY MOM. 431 00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:32,291 SHE DRIVES ME INSANE. 432 00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,467 I'M GONNA MOVE OUT TO THAT CABIN IN BACK. 433 00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:37,470 CABIN? FABER, THAT'S NOT A CABIN. 434 00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:39,602 THAT'S A TOOLSHED. YOU REALIZE THIS? 435 00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:42,083 YOU'LL BE SLEEPING WITH WEED-BE-GONE. 436 00:21:42,126 --> 00:21:43,911 BANANA. 437 00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:48,698 SO, UM... 438 00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:51,658 HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO KIRSTEN? 439 00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:53,355 NO. 440 00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:54,617 OH, BUT, UH... 441 00:21:54,661 --> 00:21:56,619 GUESS WHO CALLED. 442 00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:58,752 SHE CALLED? 443 00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:00,319 SHE CALLED. 444 00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:01,755 WHO CALLED? 445 00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:04,148 NOBODY. NOBODY. 446 00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:09,545 UM... 447 00:22:09,589 --> 00:22:12,809 I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT. 448 00:22:12,853 --> 00:22:14,289 OH, YEAH, ME, TOO. 449 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,812 I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 450 00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:16,857 NO, NO. I'M SORRY. 451 00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:19,816 I THINK I OVERREACTED A LITTLE BIT. 452 00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:21,992 OH, NO. EVERYTHING'S...COOL. 453 00:22:22,036 --> 00:22:23,124 REALLY? 454 00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:25,953 I GUESS I JUST NEED A LITTLE MORE TIME, 455 00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,607 YOU KNOW? 456 00:22:29,957 --> 00:22:32,002 TIME IS GOOD. 457 00:22:32,046 --> 00:22:34,440 BUT, UM... 458 00:22:34,483 --> 00:22:38,879 HEY, NOT TOO MUCH TIME, OK? 459 00:23:04,557 --> 00:23:06,863 HMM. 460 00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:20,399 WOW! 461 00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:29,146 BUT THAT IS WHAT THERAPY IS FOR. 462 00:23:31,105 --> 00:23:32,802 NO, ELLEN, I DISAGREE. 463 00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:36,327 I THINK IT DOES QUALIFY AS A COLD. 464 00:23:38,678 --> 00:23:40,462 Todd: I'LL GET IT. 465 00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:42,508 I GOT IT. 466 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:48,731 HELLO. 467 00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:49,602 HI. 468 00:23:49,645 --> 00:23:50,820 MR. BOOMER? 469 00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:53,606 YES. WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE SELLING, I'LL BUY 470 00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:56,130 OR GIVE GENEROUSLY TO. 471 00:23:57,087 --> 00:23:57,871 UH, ACTUALLY, 472 00:23:57,914 --> 00:24:00,569 I'M TODD'S TUTOR VICKY. 473 00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:03,485 YOU'RETODD'S TUTOR? 474 00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:05,792 UH-HUH. 475 00:24:08,011 --> 00:24:09,273 COME IN. 476 00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:11,493 COME IN. 477 00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:12,494 THANKS. 478 00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:15,062 SUDDENLY I UNDERSTAND THE WORLD... 479 00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:17,238 SO MUCH BETTER. 480 00:24:18,152 --> 00:24:19,066 ELAINE, 481 00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:20,546 COME MEET TODD'S TUTOR. 482 00:24:20,589 --> 00:24:21,764 Vicky: HI, TODD. 483 00:24:21,808 --> 00:24:23,723 HI. 484 00:24:23,984 --> 00:24:26,813 VICKY, COULD I ASK YOU TO TAKE A SEAT 485 00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:28,510 FOR JUST A SECOND? 486 00:24:28,554 --> 00:24:29,511 SURE. 487 00:24:29,555 --> 00:24:30,512 GREAT. 488 00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:32,296 ELVIS. 489 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,518 WELL, ELLEN, IF YOU CHECKED YOURSELF IN, 490 00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:37,911 YOU COULD CHECK YOURSELF OUT. 491 00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:40,566 I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 492 00:24:40,609 --> 00:24:42,524 DOES, UH, SHE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CALCULUS, 493 00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:45,527 OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA TAKE THE 50 BUCKS AN HOUR 494 00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:47,137 AND HAVE A PARTY? 495 00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:48,269 DAD, SHE'S GOT A DEGREE. 496 00:24:48,312 --> 00:24:52,316 LOOK, I DON'T KNOW. HERE, GIVE IT A TRY. 497 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:54,231 ALL RIGHT. 498 00:24:56,016 --> 00:24:57,321 VICKY. 499 00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:59,585 WOULD IT BE OK IF I JUST ASKED YOU 500 00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:00,629 A QUESTION OR TWO, 501 00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:01,935 JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW YOUR-- 502 00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:03,066 YOU'RE UP ON THIS MATERIAL? 503 00:25:03,110 --> 00:25:05,721 HE'S GOING TO ASK HER A QUESTION OR TWO. 504 00:25:05,765 --> 00:25:07,941 UH, SURE. 505 00:25:07,984 --> 00:25:09,333 ALL RIGHT, HERE. 506 00:25:09,377 --> 00:25:11,161 "IF 3A OVER 5 507 00:25:11,205 --> 00:25:12,859 "REPRESENTS THE CHANGE IN FORCE 508 00:25:12,902 --> 00:25:14,338 "APPLIED TO A MOVING OBJECT, 509 00:25:14,382 --> 00:25:18,604 WHAT EQUATION REPRESENTS ITS MOMENTUM?" 510 00:25:19,169 --> 00:25:20,736 UH... 511 00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:23,130 OH, HOLD ON. HOLD ON, ELLEN. 512 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:24,958 DAD. 513 00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:26,176 HMM? 514 00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:31,878 3/5 TIMES THE INTEGRAL OF A. 515 00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:36,622 OK. 516 00:25:36,665 --> 00:25:37,971 WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR DINNER. 517 00:25:38,014 --> 00:25:39,799 YOU GUYS HAVE FUN. 518 00:25:39,842 --> 00:25:42,976 I GUESS I WAS EXPECTING SOMEONE 519 00:25:43,019 --> 00:25:44,630 A LITTLE MORE... 520 00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:45,631 MATURE. 521 00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:46,806 ARE YOU KIDDING? 522 00:25:46,849 --> 00:25:49,243 TODD IS GONNA WORK HIS BUTT OFF 523 00:25:49,286 --> 00:25:50,984 TO IMPRESS A WOMAN LIKE THAT. 524 00:25:51,027 --> 00:25:54,074 DO YOU REALLY THINK SHE'S THAT ATTRACTIVE? 525 00:25:54,117 --> 00:25:55,423 FOR ME? NO. 526 00:25:55,466 --> 00:25:57,425 NO. BUT I'M JUST THINKING FROM TODD'S PERSPECTIVE. 527 00:25:57,468 --> 00:25:59,775 YOU SEE, SHE'S OLDER. SHE'S MORE SOPHISTICATED. 528 00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:01,516 AND THAT CAN BE VERY APPEALING 529 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,519 IF YOU, YOU KNOW, IF YOU GO FOR THAT... 530 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,173 SORT OF THING. 531 00:26:06,216 --> 00:26:07,217 OH. 532 00:26:07,261 --> 00:26:10,177 I DON'T...GO FOR THAT SORT OF THING. 533 00:26:12,179 --> 00:26:13,354 OK. 534 00:26:13,397 --> 00:26:14,921 I THOUGHT WE'D START OFF WITH YOUR LAST TEST 535 00:26:14,964 --> 00:26:16,879 AND WORK FROM THERE. 536 00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:18,664 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 537 00:26:18,707 --> 00:26:20,666 I'M SURE I'VE GOT THIS WRONG. 538 00:26:20,709 --> 00:26:22,145 ♪ ...ACROSS A ROOM 539 00:26:22,189 --> 00:26:25,888 ♪ AND I GUESS THIS MEANS WE'RE FIGHTING AGAIN ♪ 540 00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:28,978 ♪ THE ROOM IS STARTING TO SPIN ♪ 541 00:26:29,022 --> 00:26:30,066 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID. 542 00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:34,462 ♪ FLOATING AROUND INSIDE MY HEAD ♪ 543 00:26:34,505 --> 00:26:38,248 ♪ AND I FELT IT... 544 00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:40,207 EXACTLY. 545 00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:42,644 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DRINK? 546 00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:45,038 OH, SURE. LET'S SEE WHAT WE HAVE. 547 00:26:45,081 --> 00:26:46,561 YEAH. 548 00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:48,171 UH... 549 00:26:48,215 --> 00:26:50,521 WE'VE GOT...LEMONADE 550 00:26:50,565 --> 00:26:51,958 AND CHOCOLATE MILK. 551 00:26:52,001 --> 00:26:56,005 UH...WOULD SCOTCH BE POSSIBLE? 552 00:26:58,007 --> 00:26:59,966 SCOTCH WOULD BE SO POSSIBLE. 553 00:27:00,009 --> 00:27:01,315 JUST ONE SECOND. 554 00:27:01,358 --> 00:27:03,622 THANKS. 555 00:27:05,232 --> 00:27:07,669 SO WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO, 556 00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:10,454 TODD BOOMER WITH 2 Os? 557 00:27:10,498 --> 00:27:13,240 I DON'T KNOW. DRAWING. 558 00:27:14,197 --> 00:27:17,200 I DRAW A COMIC FOR THE SCHOOL PAPER. 559 00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:18,288 REALLY? 560 00:27:18,332 --> 00:27:21,422 MAYBE IT SOUNDS A LITTLE SILLY, BUT... 561 00:27:22,553 --> 00:27:26,296 NO, IT SOUNDS GREAT. 562 00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:29,473 WHAT? I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE UP HERE? 563 00:27:29,517 --> 00:27:31,345 OH, NO. 564 00:27:31,388 --> 00:27:32,476 UH--STAY. 565 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:33,652 PLEASE. 566 00:27:34,827 --> 00:27:36,698 HERE. 567 00:27:36,742 --> 00:27:38,874 THANKS. 568 00:27:44,924 --> 00:27:45,838 HERE. 569 00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:48,144 OH, THAT'S MY MEAT-- 570 00:27:48,188 --> 00:27:49,580 MY MEAT LOAF, I MEAN. 571 00:27:49,624 --> 00:27:52,932 OH, I SHOULD LET YOU HAVE YOUR DINNER. 572 00:27:52,975 --> 00:27:54,107 OH, NO. NO, I MEAN, 573 00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:56,109 I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO EAT ANY OF IT, 574 00:27:56,152 --> 00:27:57,719 AND THERE'S NO MEAT IN IT. 575 00:27:57,763 --> 00:27:59,155 I MEAN IT'S JUST...LOAF. 576 00:28:00,548 --> 00:28:01,897 NO, ACTUALLY... 577 00:28:01,941 --> 00:28:03,812 I SHOULD GET HOME. 578 00:28:03,856 --> 00:28:05,945 ARE YOU REALLY LEAVING? 579 00:28:05,988 --> 00:28:09,296 YES, I'M REALLY LEAVING, TODD. 580 00:28:09,339 --> 00:28:13,648 OH, UM...WELL, THANKS FOR YOUR HELP. 581 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,476 SURE. 582 00:28:15,519 --> 00:28:19,219 IT KIND OF FELT GOOD TO BE, UM... 583 00:28:19,262 --> 00:28:20,524 YOU KNOW. 584 00:28:20,568 --> 00:28:23,440 I'M JUST GLAD I COULD HELP. 585 00:28:23,484 --> 00:28:24,703 SO, UM, 586 00:28:24,746 --> 00:28:26,139 WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME A CALL 587 00:28:26,182 --> 00:28:28,968 AFTER YOU FINISH THE NEXT CHAPTER, 588 00:28:29,011 --> 00:28:30,534 ALL RIGHT? 589 00:28:38,499 --> 00:28:41,676 THERE'S ONLY 3 THINGS I NEED TO SURVIVE-- 590 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,201 COMPUTER, TUNES, FOOD. 591 00:28:45,245 --> 00:28:46,289 AND WOMEN? 592 00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:49,771 HEY, WOMEN WILL MAKE THE LIST SOMEDAY. 593 00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:51,164 AS SOON AS I LEARN HOW TO SPEAK TO THEM 594 00:28:51,207 --> 00:28:54,341 WITHOUT MY TONGUE INFLATING. 595 00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:57,431 SO, COME ON. WHAT HAPPENED? 596 00:28:57,474 --> 00:28:58,562 WE DID CALCULUS. 597 00:28:58,606 --> 00:28:59,476 AND THAT'S IT? 598 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,478 YEAH. I MEAN, IT WAS PROBABLY 599 00:29:01,522 --> 00:29:02,784 THE BEST CALCULUS EVER. 600 00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:04,438 IT MADE ME WANT TO HAVE A CIGARETTE AFTERWARDS, 601 00:29:04,481 --> 00:29:05,831 BUT IT WAS JUST CALCULUS. 602 00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:08,659 OOH, I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE. 603 00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:09,486 BITE ME. 604 00:29:10,618 --> 00:29:12,707 Faber's Mom: PAUL! PAUL! WHERE ARE YOU? 605 00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:13,621 GOD! 606 00:29:13,664 --> 00:29:16,972 PLEASE, GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW! 607 00:29:17,016 --> 00:29:19,975 NOTE THE BEAUTY OF THE FULLY INTEGRATED 608 00:29:20,019 --> 00:29:22,021 TOOL SHED AUDIO SYSTEM. 609 00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:29,637 Mother: TURN THAT MUSIC DOWN, PLEASE. 610 00:29:30,856 --> 00:29:34,816 PAUL, GET IN HERE! 611 00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:37,471 PAUL! 612 00:29:37,514 --> 00:29:41,562 MR. BODEAN, TROLLING THE MURKY DEPTHS. 613 00:29:41,605 --> 00:29:45,044 MR. FREED, BOTTOM FEEDING AGAIN. 614 00:29:45,087 --> 00:29:49,048 MR. FABER, SMOOTH SAILING, AS ALWAYS. 615 00:29:49,091 --> 00:29:52,312 MR. BOOMER, GETTING THE WIND BACK IN YOUR SAILS. 616 00:29:52,355 --> 00:29:53,443 KEEP IT UP. 617 00:29:53,487 --> 00:29:55,489 MR. McADAMS, FAILING. 618 00:29:55,532 --> 00:29:57,970 ♪ GIVE ME LAUGHING GAS 619 00:29:58,013 --> 00:29:59,710 ♪ GIVE ME NOVOCAIN 620 00:30:00,537 --> 00:30:03,149 ♪ GIVE ME FAST RELEASE 621 00:30:03,192 --> 00:30:05,151 ♪ EASE THE PAIN 622 00:30:05,194 --> 00:30:07,196 ♪ TELL ME SECRETS PAST 623 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,851 ♪ TELL ME SOMETHING DEEP ♪ 624 00:30:09,895 --> 00:30:12,767 ♪ TELL ME WHAT I ASK 625 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:15,988 ♪ HELP ME SLEEP 626 00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:17,946 UH, HELLO? 627 00:30:17,990 --> 00:30:20,601 VICKY. HEY, TODD. 628 00:30:20,644 --> 00:30:22,821 OH, HI. HOW ARE YOU? 629 00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:23,996 EXCELLENT. 630 00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:26,781 HEY, WE GOT AN 89 ON THIS WEEK'S QUIZ. 631 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:28,000 WE? 632 00:30:28,043 --> 00:30:31,699 YEAH, I MEAN, WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER, RIGHT? 633 00:30:31,742 --> 00:30:34,571 UH, OK. 634 00:30:34,615 --> 00:30:38,880 SO, UH, YOU THINK YOU COULD COME BY LATER? 635 00:30:38,924 --> 00:30:39,968 TONIGHT? 636 00:30:40,012 --> 00:30:41,013 PLEASE. I'LL DROWN WITHOUT YOU. 637 00:30:41,056 --> 00:30:43,493 WE'RE TALKING TITANICHERE. 638 00:30:45,191 --> 00:30:47,889 OK. HOW ABOUT 6:00? 639 00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:52,111 GREAT. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 640 00:30:53,677 --> 00:30:54,461 HEY. OH, HEY. 641 00:30:54,504 --> 00:30:56,680 HOW GOES IT? IT GOES GOOD. 642 00:30:56,724 --> 00:30:58,073 GOOD. YEAH. 643 00:30:58,117 --> 00:30:59,466 OOH, LOOK AT THAT. 644 00:30:59,509 --> 00:31:01,685 SO I GUESS THIS TUTOR'S WORKING OUT, HUH. 645 00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:02,817 YEAH, SHE'S GREAT. 646 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,079 I MEAN, SHE'S ACTUALLY HIDEOUS. 647 00:31:04,123 --> 00:31:05,080 REALLY UGLY AND FAT. 648 00:31:05,124 --> 00:31:07,256 GOT THAT WHITE FOAM STUFF. 649 00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:08,344 OH, THAT'S GROSS. 650 00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:09,171 I KNOW, BUT SHE'S EFFECTIVE, YOU KNOW. 651 00:31:09,215 --> 00:31:10,869 WELL, THAT'S WHAT COUNTS. 652 00:31:11,826 --> 00:31:13,436 OH, I'VE GOT TO GO TO HISTORY. 653 00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,483 OH, WELL, THOSE WHO FAIL TO GO TO HISTORY... 654 00:31:16,526 --> 00:31:18,050 ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT. 655 00:31:18,093 --> 00:31:19,268 EXACTLY. 656 00:31:19,312 --> 00:31:21,096 OH, DON'T FORGET. IT'S DINER NIGHT TONIGHT. 657 00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:22,315 OH, I CAN'T MAKE IT. 658 00:31:22,358 --> 00:31:24,708 I GOT TO KEEP CRANKING, YOU KNOW. 659 00:31:27,276 --> 00:31:29,365 IS SOMETHING WRONG? 660 00:31:30,323 --> 00:31:31,063 WHAT? 661 00:31:31,106 --> 00:31:32,673 I DON'T KNOW. YOU JUST-- 662 00:31:32,716 --> 00:31:34,718 YOU SEEM--YOU SEEM KIND OF OFF. 663 00:31:34,762 --> 00:31:37,721 I'M SORRY. LOOK, I'LL TRY TO GET AROUND MORE. 664 00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:39,985 I PROMISE. YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST-- 665 00:31:40,028 --> 00:31:44,076 A MAN WITH A MISSION. 666 00:31:50,256 --> 00:31:52,258 YES. 667 00:31:54,086 --> 00:31:55,870 HI. 668 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:59,004 ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR NEXT LESSON? 669 00:31:59,352 --> 00:32:02,442 MY PARENTS ARE DOWNSTAIRS. 670 00:32:03,573 --> 00:32:05,793 YEAH. 671 00:32:17,326 --> 00:32:18,240 HELLO? 672 00:32:18,284 --> 00:32:21,461 CHOWDER HEAD, YOU ARE NOT HERE. 673 00:32:21,504 --> 00:32:22,984 WHERE ARE YOU? IT'S DINER NIGHT. 674 00:32:23,028 --> 00:32:24,768 OH, SORRY, I CAN'T MAKE IT. 675 00:32:24,812 --> 00:32:27,032 UH, VICKY'S COMING OVER. DIDN'T KIRSTEN TELL YOU? 676 00:32:27,075 --> 00:32:31,079 SHE'S NOT HERE, I GUESS, WITHOUT THE MAIN ATTRACTION. 677 00:32:32,646 --> 00:32:34,822 WELL, MAYBE I CAN STOP BY LATER. 678 00:32:34,865 --> 00:32:36,345 IT SHOULD BE ANOTHER GLORIOUS FALL DAY 679 00:32:36,389 --> 00:32:39,131 FOR THE GREATER BOSTON AREA WITH FAIR SKIES... 680 00:32:39,174 --> 00:32:40,306 MM-HMM. 681 00:32:40,349 --> 00:32:41,655 Woman on Phone: WELL, SITTING ON MY HEAD. 682 00:32:41,698 --> 00:32:44,049 WELL, I THINK MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP ONE MEDICATION 683 00:32:44,092 --> 00:32:45,702 BEFORE YOU START ANOTHER. 684 00:32:46,834 --> 00:32:47,704 WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD TAKE FIRST? 685 00:32:47,748 --> 00:32:49,576 OH, JUST A SEC. 686 00:32:49,619 --> 00:32:51,143 WHAT'S GOING ON? 687 00:32:51,186 --> 00:32:53,972 TODD'S TUTOR IS HERE. 688 00:32:54,711 --> 00:32:55,451 HI. 689 00:32:55,495 --> 00:32:57,323 HEY! THERE YOU ARE. 690 00:32:57,366 --> 00:32:58,498 HI. DO YOU LIKE HOCKEY? 691 00:32:58,541 --> 00:33:01,283 'CAUSE THERE IS A GREAT GAME COMING UP. 692 00:33:01,327 --> 00:33:02,197 BRUINS-LEAFS. 693 00:33:02,241 --> 00:33:03,677 OH, I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT IT. 694 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:04,721 WELL, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN. 695 00:33:04,765 --> 00:33:06,114 I'LL EXPLAIN THE WHOLE THING TO YOU. 696 00:33:06,158 --> 00:33:08,116 JACK IS FORGETTING THAT VICKY IS HERE 697 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,291 TO WORK WITH TODD. 698 00:33:09,335 --> 00:33:10,640 RIGHT. RIGHT. 699 00:33:10,684 --> 00:33:12,294 UM, HE'S UPSTAIRS. 700 00:33:12,338 --> 00:33:14,557 PROBABLY QUIETER UP THERE. 701 00:33:14,601 --> 00:33:15,994 I'LL GO FIND HIM. 702 00:33:16,037 --> 00:33:19,606 OK. SHE'S A NICE GIRL, HUH? 703 00:33:27,353 --> 00:33:28,180 HI. 704 00:33:28,223 --> 00:33:29,311 IS THIS COOL? 705 00:33:29,355 --> 00:33:33,098 YEAH. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE COMING UP. 706 00:33:33,141 --> 00:33:37,058 WOW. WILD ROOM. 707 00:33:37,102 --> 00:33:38,973 THANKS. UH, JUST HAVE A SEAT. 708 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:42,150 I'LL GET A CHAIR. 709 00:33:45,501 --> 00:33:47,416 THESE ARE GREAT. 710 00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:49,288 YOU DID THESE? 711 00:33:49,331 --> 00:33:50,811 YEAH. 712 00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:52,334 YOU'RE VERY GOOD. 713 00:33:52,378 --> 00:33:54,032 YOU LIKE THEM? 714 00:33:54,075 --> 00:33:57,035 YEAH. ESPECIALLY THIS ONE. 715 00:34:00,864 --> 00:34:02,649 HERE, TAKE IT. 716 00:34:02,692 --> 00:34:04,085 YEAH? 717 00:34:04,129 --> 00:34:06,348 THANKS. 718 00:34:13,877 --> 00:34:16,141 HERE'S YOUR STACK, FABER. 719 00:34:16,184 --> 00:34:17,664 THANKS, HANK. 720 00:34:17,707 --> 00:34:19,361 YOU BET. 721 00:34:22,582 --> 00:34:23,583 GUESS WHO? 722 00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:28,414 CINDY CRAWFORD, YOU CAME BACK TO ME. 723 00:34:29,154 --> 00:34:30,677 YEAH, WELL, IT'S JUST ME. 724 00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:32,070 SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU. 725 00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:34,159 NO, I'M THRILLED. I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D MAKE THE TRIP. 726 00:34:34,202 --> 00:34:36,726 ARE YOU KIDDING? OF COURSE. 727 00:34:36,770 --> 00:34:39,207 I THOUGHT MAYBE WITHOUT TODD. 728 00:34:39,251 --> 00:34:42,471 OH, WELL, I GUESS HE'S ALL WRAPPED UP 729 00:34:42,515 --> 00:34:44,343 IN THIS CALCULUS THING, RIGHT? 730 00:34:44,386 --> 00:34:48,695 UH, YEAH, HE'S OBSESSED. 731 00:34:50,044 --> 00:34:52,351 SO, NEXT TIME WE'LL START WITH THE NEW STUFF. 732 00:34:52,394 --> 00:34:55,484 UH, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD, UM, 733 00:34:55,528 --> 00:34:58,052 GIVE ME A RIDE TO THE DINER? 734 00:34:58,313 --> 00:35:02,883 UM, SURE. I OWE YOU ONE. 735 00:35:04,493 --> 00:35:06,104 Todd: YOU MADE THIS? 736 00:35:06,147 --> 00:35:08,280 YEAH. 737 00:35:08,323 --> 00:35:10,108 I'D LIKE TO SEE THE REST OF YOUR WORK. 738 00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:12,414 OH, I DON'T REALLY SHOW MY ART. 739 00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:14,155 WELL, CAN IT REALLY BE CONSIDERED ART 740 00:35:14,199 --> 00:35:15,504 IF YOU DON'T SHOW IT TO ANYBODY? 741 00:35:15,548 --> 00:35:18,812 I MEAN, ISN'T THAT MORE LIKE THERAPY OR SOMETHING? 742 00:35:19,856 --> 00:35:21,728 YOU'RE RIGHT. 743 00:35:22,990 --> 00:35:25,558 I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. 744 00:35:25,993 --> 00:35:29,475 I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE A PLAIN OLD BURGER. 745 00:35:29,518 --> 00:35:30,780 OH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD. 746 00:35:30,824 --> 00:35:34,436 YOU KNOW, I GET AROUND SOMEONE, I CAN'T-- 747 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:38,658 I MEAN, I'D LIKE TO IMPRESS LIKE KIM 748 00:35:38,701 --> 00:35:42,357 AND MY BRAIN JUST FILLS WITH TRAIL MIX, YOU KNOW? 749 00:35:42,401 --> 00:35:43,358 I MEAN, I JUST CAN'T DO IT. 750 00:35:43,402 --> 00:35:46,231 OH, COME ON. DON'T WORRY ABOUT KIM. 751 00:35:46,274 --> 00:35:47,406 YOU DO FINE. 752 00:35:47,449 --> 00:35:50,017 YEAH, BUT I MEAN, IT'S DIFFERENT WITH YOU. 753 00:35:50,060 --> 00:35:52,019 YOU'RE-- 754 00:35:54,369 --> 00:35:55,979 ANYWAY. 755 00:35:56,023 --> 00:35:58,678 HEY, THERE'S FABER. 756 00:36:02,508 --> 00:36:04,205 WHO--WHO'S THAT? 757 00:36:04,249 --> 00:36:05,293 I'M NOT SURE. 758 00:36:05,337 --> 00:36:07,295 WELL, SHE SEEMS SURE. 759 00:36:07,339 --> 00:36:11,343 FABER. VICKY FROM THE CAR THE OTHER NIGHT. 760 00:36:11,386 --> 00:36:15,999 SURE. SURE, UM, VICKY, THIS IS KIRSTEN. 761 00:36:16,043 --> 00:36:17,566 KIRSTEN, THIS IS VICKY. 762 00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:19,394 HI. HI. 763 00:36:19,438 --> 00:36:21,962 TODD WAS HOPING YOU'D STILL BE HERE. 764 00:36:22,005 --> 00:36:22,963 TODD'S HERE? 765 00:36:23,006 --> 00:36:26,836 YEAH, SORRY. VICKY IS TODD'S TUTOR. 766 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,534 I SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT. 767 00:36:28,577 --> 00:36:30,666 HI, GUYS. 768 00:36:34,931 --> 00:36:36,455 SEE YOU MET VICKY. 769 00:36:36,498 --> 00:36:38,108 YEAH, ALTHOUGH I DIDN'T SEE 770 00:36:38,152 --> 00:36:42,591 ANY FOAM IN THE CORNERS OF HER MOUTH, TODD. 771 00:36:42,635 --> 00:36:44,376 KIRSTEN? 772 00:36:44,419 --> 00:36:45,638 IS IT SOMETHING I SAID? 773 00:36:45,681 --> 00:36:49,250 IT'S MY FAULT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 774 00:36:51,905 --> 00:36:53,602 KIRSTEN, LOOK, THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON. 775 00:36:53,646 --> 00:36:55,430 SHE'S JUST HELPING ME IN CALCULUS. 776 00:36:55,474 --> 00:36:56,649 WELL, THEN WHY LIE TO ME? 777 00:36:56,692 --> 00:36:58,259 WHAT, I'M NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO HANDLE 778 00:36:58,303 --> 00:37:00,479 THAT YOUR TUTOR'S ATTRACTIVE? 779 00:37:00,522 --> 00:37:02,959 GIVE ME A BREAK, TODD. 780 00:37:04,091 --> 00:37:06,267 I DON'T KNOW WHY I LIED. 781 00:37:07,486 --> 00:37:08,617 KIRSTEN, COME ON. 782 00:37:08,661 --> 00:37:09,749 JUST FORGET IT. 783 00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:11,490 KIRSTEN! 784 00:38:08,503 --> 00:38:09,461 IS SHE PISSED? 785 00:38:09,504 --> 00:38:11,158 AND HAS SHE SAID ANYTHING? 786 00:38:11,201 --> 00:38:12,899 UM-- 787 00:38:14,466 --> 00:38:15,728 NO, NOT REALLY. 788 00:38:15,771 --> 00:38:18,644 I MEAN, I KNOW I SCREWED THINGS UP WITH KIRSTEN, 789 00:38:18,687 --> 00:38:20,689 BUT VICKY'S JUST-- 790 00:38:20,733 --> 00:38:22,343 I LOVE THIS. 791 00:38:22,387 --> 00:38:23,388 YOU GATHERED THE WOOD, 792 00:38:23,431 --> 00:38:25,433 BUILT THE FIRE, CLIMBED INTO THE POT, 793 00:38:25,477 --> 00:38:27,827 NOW SURPRISE, SURPRISE, YOU'RE COOKED. 794 00:38:27,870 --> 00:38:29,829 BYE, PAUL! 795 00:38:29,872 --> 00:38:33,093 SEE YOU IN CLASS. 796 00:38:36,879 --> 00:38:39,404 WHY DOES MY LIFE SEEM LIKE A BAD PUPPET SHOW 797 00:38:39,447 --> 00:38:41,275 COMPARED TO YOURS? 798 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,190 INCOMING. 799 00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:48,326 GO AWAY. GO AWAY. 800 00:38:48,369 --> 00:38:50,197 GO AWAY. 801 00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:53,243 THANK GOD. 802 00:38:53,287 --> 00:38:55,158 I HATE GOALIE. 803 00:38:55,202 --> 00:38:56,246 I MEAN, VICKY'S TALENTED. 804 00:38:56,290 --> 00:38:57,639 SHE'S SMART. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 805 00:38:57,683 --> 00:39:01,469 SO KIRSTEN IS WHAT, LOWER ON THE FOOD CHAIN? 806 00:39:01,513 --> 00:39:04,603 NO. NO. 807 00:39:06,213 --> 00:39:08,128 I DON'T KNOW. 808 00:39:08,171 --> 00:39:09,434 HEADS UP. 809 00:39:09,477 --> 00:39:11,087 SHIT. 810 00:39:12,437 --> 00:39:14,090 OW! 811 00:39:15,004 --> 00:39:16,484 Todd: NICE STOP, PELE. 812 00:39:17,485 --> 00:39:18,965 I'M A NATURAL ATHLETE. 813 00:39:19,008 --> 00:39:21,576 ♪ I CAN'T SEEM TO REMEMBER ♪ 814 00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:24,623 ♪ WHEN YOU FIRST BEGAN TO START THIS SHIT ♪ 815 00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:25,841 ♪ AND TRY TO MESS WITH MY MIND ♪ 816 00:39:25,885 --> 00:39:27,190 ♪ I FIND THAT IN THE END 817 00:39:27,234 --> 00:39:29,758 ♪ YOU'RE JUST A BIG OLD BORE ♪ 818 00:39:29,802 --> 00:39:32,979 ♪ WHO WISHED THAT SHE'D HAD MORE ♪ 819 00:39:33,022 --> 00:39:34,154 ♪ THAN JUST A LITTLE FUN 820 00:39:34,197 --> 00:39:36,330 ♪ I DON'T WANT TO BEHAVE 821 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:39,289 ♪ I DON'T WANT TO BEHAVE 822 00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:40,987 ♪ I DON'T WANT TO BEHAVE 823 00:39:41,030 --> 00:39:43,598 ♪ AND I DON'T WANT TO LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS ♪ 824 00:39:43,642 --> 00:39:46,862 ♪ I DON'T WANT TO BEHAVE, DON'T WANT TO BEHAVE ♪ 825 00:39:46,906 --> 00:39:51,476 ♪ DON'T WANT TO BEHAVE, WHOA 826 00:39:51,519 --> 00:39:53,086 OH! 827 00:39:55,828 --> 00:39:59,048 WELL, HAS HE SAID ANYTHING TO YOU? 828 00:40:00,485 --> 00:40:03,836 UH, NO, NOT REALLY. 829 00:40:08,144 --> 00:40:10,320 I'M SURE HE SAID SOMETHING TO YOU, 830 00:40:10,364 --> 00:40:12,671 BUT YOU'RE JUST BEING LOYAL TO YOUR FRIEND 831 00:40:12,714 --> 00:40:13,889 WHICH I UNDERSTAND. 832 00:40:13,933 --> 00:40:18,111 WELL, YOU'RE MY FRIEND, TOO. 833 00:40:19,765 --> 00:40:22,158 YOU'RE A SWEETHEART. 834 00:40:22,637 --> 00:40:23,464 GIVE ME A HUG. 835 00:40:23,508 --> 00:40:26,772 I DON'T THINK SO. LOOK OUT! 836 00:40:28,948 --> 00:40:31,124 SORRY. 837 00:40:31,167 --> 00:40:34,127 SOMEBODY WANT TO GET THAT? 838 00:40:38,305 --> 00:40:39,306 WHERE ARE YOU--FABER? 839 00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:41,569 THIS WILL COME OUT WITH CLUB SODA. 840 00:40:41,613 --> 00:40:44,354 MR. TODD BOOMER? 841 00:40:44,398 --> 00:40:45,268 NICE TO MEET YOU. 842 00:40:45,312 --> 00:40:47,401 NICE TO MEET YOU. YOU'RE NEXT. 843 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:49,272 UH, NO, NO. 844 00:40:49,316 --> 00:40:50,752 OH, RIGHT. 845 00:40:50,796 --> 00:40:52,319 NOT UNTIL THE INTERVIEWER SITS 846 00:40:52,362 --> 00:40:53,712 OR HE--HE INVITES YOU TO SIT. 847 00:40:53,755 --> 00:40:55,235 RIGHT. YOU GOT IT. 848 00:40:55,278 --> 00:40:58,847 I'VE, UH, LOOKED OVER YOUR APPLICATION TO HARVARD, BUT... 849 00:40:58,891 --> 00:41:00,632 WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF 850 00:41:00,675 --> 00:41:01,807 THAT I'M NOT GOING TO FIND 851 00:41:01,850 --> 00:41:03,461 ON THIS PIECE OF PAPER? 852 00:41:03,504 --> 00:41:05,985 WELL, I VALUE FRIENDSHIP. 853 00:41:06,028 --> 00:41:06,812 MM-HMM. 854 00:41:06,855 --> 00:41:09,162 I VALUE HONESTY. 855 00:41:09,205 --> 00:41:10,816 WHAT ABOUT YOUR, UH, 856 00:41:10,859 --> 00:41:12,948 WHAT ABOUT YOUR PASSIONS? 857 00:41:14,036 --> 00:41:16,517 BREASTS. I REALLY LOVE BREASTS. 858 00:41:16,561 --> 00:41:17,779 IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER THE SIZE. 859 00:41:17,823 --> 00:41:19,172 YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. IS THAT RIGHT? 860 00:41:19,215 --> 00:41:22,218 DAD, I'M KIDDING. I'M KIDDING. RELAX. 861 00:41:22,262 --> 00:41:24,873 DAD, COME ON. 862 00:41:27,441 --> 00:41:31,140 WHAT ABOUT YOUR PASSIONS? 863 00:41:33,012 --> 00:41:35,493 DRAWING. 864 00:41:36,102 --> 00:41:37,364 I REALLY LOVE TO DRAW. 865 00:41:37,407 --> 00:41:40,672 I DRAW A COMIC STRIP FOR THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER 866 00:41:40,715 --> 00:41:42,500 AND I DON'T KNOW-- IT SOUNDS FUNNY-- 867 00:41:42,543 --> 00:41:50,159 BUT THAT'S WHEN I FEEL THE MOST ME, YOU KNOW? 868 00:41:50,203 --> 00:41:53,859 I FEEL REALLY PROUD WHEN I CREATE SOMETHING. 869 00:41:57,819 --> 00:42:01,388 THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S GREAT. 870 00:42:02,737 --> 00:42:03,956 ALL RIGHT. THE BOAT IS TRAVELING 871 00:42:03,999 --> 00:42:07,829 A DISTANCE OF 200 YARDS AT 25 FEET PER SECOND. 872 00:42:07,873 --> 00:42:11,746 WHAT IS THE RATE OF CHANGE OF THE ANGLE OF DEFLECTION? 873 00:42:11,790 --> 00:42:12,834 MR. MUELLER. 874 00:42:12,878 --> 00:42:15,141 NO, NO, NO. COME ON. COME ON. COME ON. 875 00:42:15,184 --> 00:42:17,752 SOMEBODY NEW FOR A CHANGE. 876 00:42:17,796 --> 00:42:19,449 BOOMER. 877 00:42:21,626 --> 00:42:24,150 THE RATE OF CHANGE IS-- 878 00:42:26,282 --> 00:42:27,719 .04 RADIANCE. 879 00:42:27,762 --> 00:42:30,156 YES, 3-POINTER AT THE BUZZER. 880 00:42:30,199 --> 00:42:32,332 RECOMMENDATION'S LOOKING BETTER. 881 00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:33,333 EVERYBODY SEE THAT? 882 00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:38,164 NOW IF THE BOAT CONTINUES AT 35-- 883 00:42:41,863 --> 00:42:43,386 HELLO? 884 00:42:43,430 --> 00:42:44,866 VICKY. HI, IT'S TODD. 885 00:42:44,910 --> 00:42:48,740 OH, HI, TODD. I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU. 886 00:42:49,218 --> 00:42:50,524 YOU WERE? 887 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:54,267 UH, LOOK, I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME THE OTHER NIGHT. 888 00:42:54,310 --> 00:42:56,530 I MEAN, I MEAN, WE GOT SOME REALLY GOOD WORK DONE. 889 00:42:56,574 --> 00:43:01,491 YEAH. OH, AND DID YOU WORK EVERYTHING OUT WITH KRISTEN? 890 00:43:01,535 --> 00:43:02,580 UH, KIRSTEN? 891 00:43:02,623 --> 00:43:05,583 UH, NO, NOT REALLY. 892 00:43:05,626 --> 00:43:08,803 LOOK, UM, ARE WE STILL ON FOR TONIGHT? 893 00:43:08,847 --> 00:43:11,153 YEAH, YEAH, AND, UM, 894 00:43:11,197 --> 00:43:13,547 ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID 895 00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:15,723 ABOUT SHOWING MY ART. 896 00:43:15,767 --> 00:43:20,641 AND, UH, WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER HERE? 897 00:43:20,685 --> 00:43:21,642 REALLY? 898 00:43:21,686 --> 00:43:23,949 YEAH, IT'S 12 CHATHAM LANE. 899 00:43:23,992 --> 00:43:25,124 ABOUT 6:00? 900 00:43:25,167 --> 00:43:29,171 UH, SURE. GREAT. GREAT. I'LL SEE YOU THEN. 901 00:43:29,215 --> 00:43:30,738 OK. BYE. 902 00:43:30,782 --> 00:43:32,566 BYE. 903 00:43:41,706 --> 00:43:44,447 BUT ELLEN, I THOUGHT THEY STOPPED DOING 904 00:43:44,491 --> 00:43:47,842 SHOCK THERAPY YEARS AGO. 905 00:43:47,886 --> 00:43:49,322 IT SOUNDS DRASTIC. 906 00:43:49,365 --> 00:43:51,150 I GOT TO GO TO VICKY'S. I'M LATE. BYE. 907 00:43:51,193 --> 00:43:52,978 NO, WAIT! 908 00:43:53,021 --> 00:43:55,110 TODD IS GOING TO HIS TUTOR'S 909 00:43:55,154 --> 00:43:56,285 AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. 910 00:43:56,329 --> 00:43:57,939 OH, SEE, SHE HAS TO TAKE CARE OF HER DOG. 911 00:43:57,983 --> 00:43:59,375 IT'S HAVING PUPPIES. BYE. 912 00:43:59,419 --> 00:44:01,769 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, HEY! 913 00:44:01,813 --> 00:44:04,206 IS MR. MUELLER WRITING THAT RECOMMENDATION? 914 00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:08,689 IT'S NOT BEYOND THE REALM OF POSSIBILITY. BYE. 915 00:44:08,733 --> 00:44:13,128 IT'S NOT BEYOND THE REALM OF POSSIBILITY? 916 00:44:13,172 --> 00:44:15,870 HE WAS WEARING COLOGNE. 917 00:44:36,064 --> 00:44:39,328 WOW, YOU DID ALL OF THIS? 918 00:44:40,765 --> 00:44:43,898 WOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GO THROUGH ALL THIS EFFORT 919 00:44:43,942 --> 00:44:46,205 AND YOU DON'T HAVE SHOWS. 920 00:44:46,248 --> 00:44:48,686 NAH, IT'S JUST FOR ME. 921 00:44:48,729 --> 00:44:50,296 I MEAN, I'D LOVE TO SHOW MY WORK, 922 00:44:50,339 --> 00:44:52,341 BUT PEOPLE MIGHT HATE IT 923 00:44:52,385 --> 00:44:55,344 OR THINK I WAS CRAZY OR SOMETHING. 924 00:44:55,388 --> 00:44:58,086 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE CRAZY. 925 00:44:59,131 --> 00:45:02,569 WELL, MY HUSBAND CERTAINLY DOES. 926 00:45:05,572 --> 00:45:08,706 YOU TWO DON'T GET ALONG, DO YOU? 927 00:45:10,751 --> 00:45:13,754 WELL, LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY. 928 00:45:13,798 --> 00:45:14,668 WHAT HAVE YOU SPENT, 929 00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:17,758 ABOUT A MINUTE IN HERE WITH ME? 930 00:45:17,802 --> 00:45:18,890 YEAH. 931 00:45:18,933 --> 00:45:21,762 THAT'S ABOUT A MINUTE AND A HALF LONGER 932 00:45:21,806 --> 00:45:24,156 THAN HE'S EVER SPENT. 933 00:45:25,635 --> 00:45:28,334 WHY DO YOU STAY? 934 00:45:30,815 --> 00:45:33,469 THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. 935 00:45:34,601 --> 00:45:37,343 COULD WE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS? 936 00:45:38,474 --> 00:45:39,693 OK. 937 00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:42,087 BUT YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT IT THOUGH. 938 00:45:42,130 --> 00:45:45,177 YEAH. 939 00:45:45,220 --> 00:45:49,050 WELL...ANYWAY. 940 00:45:49,094 --> 00:45:52,010 WAIT. I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. 941 00:46:00,714 --> 00:46:03,499 HERE, A PRESENT. 942 00:46:03,543 --> 00:46:07,155 A PRESENT? FOR ME? 943 00:46:07,199 --> 00:46:08,461 WHY? 944 00:46:08,504 --> 00:46:11,551 FOR LETTING ME HELP YOU. 945 00:46:11,594 --> 00:46:13,553 SHOULDN'T I BE GIVING YOU THE PRESENT? 946 00:46:13,596 --> 00:46:15,511 COME ON, OPEN IT. 947 00:46:15,555 --> 00:46:17,122 OK. 948 00:46:17,731 --> 00:46:21,474 IT'S BONIE D. DID YOU MAKE THIS? 949 00:46:21,517 --> 00:46:23,258 UH-HUH. 950 00:46:24,999 --> 00:46:26,784 WOW. THANK YOU. 951 00:46:26,827 --> 00:46:29,743 THIS IS AMAZING. THANK YOU. 952 00:46:35,009 --> 00:46:37,316 NO, TODD. 953 00:46:39,405 --> 00:46:41,233 OF COURSE NOT. 954 00:46:41,276 --> 00:46:45,977 SO, TODD, WHAT IS THE BIG FASCINATION WITH HARVARD? 955 00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:47,979 I MEAN, I THOUGHT YOU TOLD ME 956 00:46:48,022 --> 00:46:49,545 YOUR PASSION WAS DRAWING. 957 00:46:49,589 --> 00:46:52,287 MOST PEOPLE WISH THEY HAD SOMETHING 958 00:46:52,331 --> 00:46:54,594 THEY COULD GET EXCITED ABOUT. 959 00:46:54,637 --> 00:46:57,249 YOU SHOULDN'T WASTE THAT. 960 00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:01,949 LOOK WHO'S TALKING. 961 00:47:02,994 --> 00:47:04,299 HMM. 962 00:47:04,343 --> 00:47:06,345 TOUCHE. MMM. 963 00:47:06,388 --> 00:47:07,999 OH. 964 00:47:09,696 --> 00:47:12,525 SO YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY LIKE THAT NOW, ARE YOU? 965 00:47:12,568 --> 00:47:14,353 NO, YOU'RE NOT. MM-HMM. 966 00:47:14,396 --> 00:47:15,484 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 967 00:47:15,528 --> 00:47:17,138 OH, YOU DID. 968 00:47:17,182 --> 00:47:20,925 OH, YOU DOG. 969 00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,275 HEY, I GOT AN IDEA. 970 00:47:23,318 --> 00:47:24,406 OK, STAY STILL. NO. 971 00:47:24,450 --> 00:47:26,582 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 972 00:47:26,626 --> 00:47:27,801 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 973 00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:31,196 I'M TURNING YOU INTO YOUR ALTER EGO, BONIE D. 974 00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:32,110 OH, MAN. 975 00:47:32,153 --> 00:47:36,027 OK. NOW BARK. 976 00:47:37,332 --> 00:47:38,551 BARK? 977 00:47:38,594 --> 00:47:41,946 RUFF. 978 00:47:41,989 --> 00:47:43,469 NO. COME ON. 979 00:47:43,512 --> 00:47:44,862 A BIG DEEP BARK. 980 00:47:44,905 --> 00:47:45,950 RUFF. 981 00:47:45,993 --> 00:47:48,387 NO. 982 00:47:48,430 --> 00:47:49,518 RUFF. 983 00:47:49,562 --> 00:47:51,390 HA HA. 984 00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:07,885 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT. 985 00:48:15,327 --> 00:48:19,157 COULD YOU TURN OFF THAT LIGHT? 986 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:21,159 OK. 987 00:48:31,473 --> 00:48:33,519 IS THIS HAPPENING? 988 00:48:33,562 --> 00:48:35,913 MM-HMM. 989 00:48:44,008 --> 00:48:45,618 OH! 990 00:49:59,822 --> 00:50:04,088 HEY, YOU BETTER GO NOW. 991 00:50:04,131 --> 00:50:05,350 PARENTS MIGHT NOT BELIEVE 992 00:50:05,393 --> 00:50:08,483 YOU WANTED TO SPEND EXTRA TIME DOING CALCULUS. 993 00:50:11,182 --> 00:50:12,835 RIGHT. 994 00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:24,717 YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THIS, BUT... 995 00:50:26,501 --> 00:50:28,677 I REALLY LOVE MATH. 996 00:50:36,076 --> 00:50:39,340 I BETTER GO. 997 00:50:52,875 --> 00:50:54,442 IT WAS--I DON'T KNOW. 998 00:50:54,486 --> 00:50:57,837 I JUST SEE LIFE SO DIFFERENTLY NOW. 999 00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:58,881 OH, I'M SURE YOU DO. 1000 00:50:58,925 --> 00:51:00,361 YOU JUST SLEPT WITH SOMEBODY'S WIFE. 1001 00:51:00,405 --> 00:51:02,537 NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT, MAN. IT'S REALLY NOT. 1002 00:51:02,581 --> 00:51:04,061 I'M REALLY INTO HER. 1003 00:51:04,104 --> 00:51:07,455 I WOULDN'T GET TOO DEEP, TODD. 1004 00:51:07,499 --> 00:51:08,891 WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS TOMORROW. 1005 00:51:08,935 --> 00:51:12,460 NO, LOOK, I'VE HEARD THIS GUY IS REALLY AWFUL TO HER. 1006 00:51:12,504 --> 00:51:16,464 I MEAN, I'M NOT GOING TO FEEL BAD ABOUT THIS. 1007 00:51:16,508 --> 00:51:18,597 NO, NO, AS LONG AS YOU FEEL GOOD. 1008 00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:20,512 THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. 1009 00:51:21,339 --> 00:51:22,601 JEALOUS MUCH? 1010 00:51:22,644 --> 00:51:23,602 JEEZ. 1011 00:51:23,645 --> 00:51:24,690 THAT HAS NOTHING-- JUST FORGET IT. 1012 00:51:24,733 --> 00:51:26,213 I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE EXCITED FOR ME. 1013 00:51:26,257 --> 00:51:31,653 COME ON, FABER, WE'RE FRIENDS, RIGHT? 1014 00:51:32,785 --> 00:51:33,786 GOOD. I GOT TO GET HOME, MAN. 1015 00:51:33,829 --> 00:51:36,528 MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO FREAK OUT. 1016 00:51:38,312 --> 00:51:41,054 YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY FOR ME. 1017 00:51:52,283 --> 00:51:54,111 HE'S GONE. 1018 00:51:59,333 --> 00:52:01,509 I'M SORRY. 1019 00:52:34,325 --> 00:52:35,935 KIRSTEN? 1020 00:52:35,978 --> 00:52:37,719 HEY. 1021 00:52:37,763 --> 00:52:40,374 HEY, WAKE UP. 1022 00:52:40,418 --> 00:52:42,637 SHIT. OH, I HAVE TO CALL MY MOM. 1023 00:52:42,681 --> 00:52:43,943 SHE'S GOING TO BE INSANE. 1024 00:52:43,986 --> 00:52:48,165 I'M SORRY. I SHOULD HAVE WOKEN YOU UP LAST NIGHT. 1025 00:52:48,208 --> 00:52:50,819 OH, NO, NO, NO, IT'S OK. 1026 00:52:50,863 --> 00:52:52,212 I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T. 1027 00:52:52,256 --> 00:52:54,606 SHE'LL GET OVER IT. 1028 00:52:54,649 --> 00:52:56,738 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1029 00:52:56,782 --> 00:52:59,001 MORNING BREATH. 1030 00:52:59,045 --> 00:53:02,091 I KNOW. ME, TOO. 1031 00:53:02,135 --> 00:53:03,876 I GOT TO GO. 1032 00:53:15,844 --> 00:53:17,455 ♪ WHENEVER I'M CONFUSED 1033 00:53:17,498 --> 00:53:19,283 ♪ GONNA SIT IT OUT 1034 00:53:19,326 --> 00:53:20,719 ♪ SHOCK OF SEEING YOU 1035 00:53:20,762 --> 00:53:22,460 ♪ SPIT THE PART RIGHT OUT 1036 00:53:22,503 --> 00:53:25,724 ♪ NOW ISN'T THAT ENOUGH? 1037 00:53:25,767 --> 00:53:28,117 ♪ WHENEVER I'M CONFUSED 1038 00:53:28,161 --> 00:53:29,510 ♪ GONNA SIT IT OUT 1039 00:53:29,554 --> 00:53:31,077 ♪ SHOCK OF SEEING YOU 1040 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,079 ♪ SPIT THE PART RIGHT OUT 1041 00:53:33,122 --> 00:53:36,474 ♪ ISN'T THAT ENOUGH? 1042 00:53:45,265 --> 00:53:48,921 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY? 1043 00:53:56,058 --> 00:53:59,453 HEY, MIND IF I JOIN YOU? 1044 00:54:01,716 --> 00:54:03,065 KIRSTEN, WHAT'S WRONG? 1045 00:54:03,109 --> 00:54:05,111 TODD, DON'T EVEN START. 1046 00:54:05,154 --> 00:54:07,244 WAIT. LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS. 1047 00:54:07,287 --> 00:54:08,680 WHAT, YOU FIGURE YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET ME 1048 00:54:08,723 --> 00:54:10,290 BLOW IN THE BREEZE, AND IF I BLEW AWAY, WELL THEN GOOD, 1049 00:54:10,334 --> 00:54:12,205 YOU WON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME ANYMORE? IS THAT IT? 1050 00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:13,815 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SO UPSET ABOUT. 1051 00:54:13,859 --> 00:54:15,208 BECAUSE YOU FUCKED YOUR MATH TUTOR 1052 00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:17,384 AND YOU LIED TO ME! 1053 00:54:32,356 --> 00:54:36,360 THAT'S HIM.Girls: HA HA HA. 1054 00:54:46,631 --> 00:54:48,328 YOU TOLD KIRSTEN ABOUT VICKY. 1055 00:54:48,372 --> 00:54:49,503 I DIDN'T TELL HER. 1056 00:54:49,547 --> 00:54:51,766 THEN HOW DID SHE KNOW? 1057 00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:53,594 YOU TOLD HER. 1058 00:54:53,638 --> 00:54:55,553 WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 1059 00:54:55,596 --> 00:54:57,206 HUH? 1060 00:54:57,250 --> 00:54:59,034 SHE-- 1061 00:54:59,513 --> 00:55:03,648 SHE WAS IN MY ROOM WHEN YOU CAME BY LAST NIGHT. 1062 00:55:03,952 --> 00:55:07,216 WHAT? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 1063 00:55:10,045 --> 00:55:11,308 WHAT, YOU SNAKED KIRSTEN? 1064 00:55:11,351 --> 00:55:12,526 I DIDN'T SNAKE HER. 1065 00:55:12,570 --> 00:55:14,441 NOTHING HAS HAPPENED YET. 1066 00:55:14,485 --> 00:55:15,442 YET? 1067 00:55:15,486 --> 00:55:18,271 YET? WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 1068 00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:19,620 NICE ETHICS. NICE FRIEND. 1069 00:55:19,664 --> 00:55:22,623 HEY, YOU BLEW HER OFF FOR SOME FANTASY, 1070 00:55:22,667 --> 00:55:25,060 AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO TELL HER. 1071 00:55:25,104 --> 00:55:26,627 I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS OVER! 1072 00:55:26,671 --> 00:55:28,629 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN BETWEEN ME AND VICKY! 1073 00:55:28,673 --> 00:55:30,936 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT! HEY! 1074 00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:34,505 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 1075 00:55:34,548 --> 00:55:38,683 YOU GIRLS WANT TO FIGHT, TAKE IT OUTSIDE. 1076 00:55:38,726 --> 00:55:39,858 MAKE YOURSELVES USEFUL. 1077 00:55:39,901 --> 00:55:41,120 MY CAR'S PARKED OUT FRONT IN THE TOW AWAY. 1078 00:55:41,163 --> 00:55:42,643 KEEP AN EYE ON IT. 1079 00:55:42,687 --> 00:55:44,689 ALL RIGHT? I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1080 00:55:44,732 --> 00:55:46,517 YES, SIR. 1081 00:55:50,912 --> 00:55:53,350 SINCE WHEN DID YOU START PUSHING PEOPLE IN THE HALLS? 1082 00:55:53,393 --> 00:55:55,134 WHEN DID YOU FORGET WHO YOUR BEST FRIEND IS? 1083 00:55:55,177 --> 00:55:58,877 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE LECTURING ME ABOUT ETHICS. 1084 00:55:58,920 --> 00:55:59,791 OH, MY GOD! 1085 00:55:59,834 --> 00:56:02,402 WHAT? OH, MY GOD. 1086 00:56:02,446 --> 00:56:05,405 THAT'S VICKY'S CAR. 1087 00:56:05,449 --> 00:56:08,321 OH, MY GOD.OH, MY GOD. 1088 00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:09,409 OH. 1089 00:56:09,453 --> 00:56:12,630 OH, MY GOD. THIS IS-- 1090 00:56:12,673 --> 00:56:13,805 THIS IS-- 1091 00:56:13,848 --> 00:56:17,025 THIS IS A '66 CORVETTE STINGRAY, GENTLEMEN. 1092 00:56:17,069 --> 00:56:18,723 DON'T TOUCH. 1093 00:56:19,463 --> 00:56:20,725 NICE CAR, SIR. 1094 00:56:20,768 --> 00:56:21,595 SHE'S A BEAUTY. 1095 00:56:21,639 --> 00:56:22,988 YEAH, SHE'S MY LUCKY CHARM. 1096 00:56:23,031 --> 00:56:26,818 AND I FEEL LUCKY TODAY. CHECK THESE BABIES OUT. 1097 00:56:26,861 --> 00:56:27,993 WHOO-HOO. 1098 00:56:28,036 --> 00:56:29,473 YEP, I'M GOING TO CATCH ME SOME DINNER 1099 00:56:29,516 --> 00:56:32,519 AT THE RESERVOIR BEFORE DARK. 1100 00:56:32,563 --> 00:56:34,739 SEE YOU TOMORROW, BOYS. 1101 00:56:40,179 --> 00:56:42,703 I THINK I NEED TO SIT DOWN. 1102 00:56:51,799 --> 00:56:52,887 I GUESS YOU WON'T BE GETTING 1103 00:56:52,931 --> 00:56:56,108 THE HARVARD RECOMMENDATION NOW. 1104 00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:21,568 YOU SHOULDN'T JUST SHOW UP, YOU KNOW. 1105 00:57:21,612 --> 00:57:23,614 WHAT IF HE WAS HERE? 1106 00:57:23,657 --> 00:57:25,920 HE'S NOT HERE. 1107 00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:31,665 NO, MRS. MUELLER. 1108 00:57:33,711 --> 00:57:34,494 TODD. 1109 00:57:34,538 --> 00:57:37,497 HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME? 1110 00:57:39,151 --> 00:57:41,022 I DON'T KNOW. 1111 00:57:42,154 --> 00:57:45,157 IT DIDN'T SEEM TO MATTER AT FIRST. 1112 00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:49,378 VICKY, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 1113 00:57:50,205 --> 00:57:52,338 I MEAN, WHAT-- 1114 00:57:52,381 --> 00:57:55,297 I CAN'T BE WITH YOU. 1115 00:57:56,081 --> 00:57:58,562 I KNOW. 1116 00:58:10,530 --> 00:58:14,795 HOW COULD YOU HAVE MARRIED...MUELLER? 1117 00:58:14,839 --> 00:58:16,841 GOD! 1118 00:58:18,277 --> 00:58:20,453 WHAT? IT'S NOT FUNNY. 1119 00:58:24,457 --> 00:58:28,200 HE WASN'T ALWAYS LIKE THAT. 1120 00:58:33,422 --> 00:58:36,556 YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO. 1121 00:58:48,655 --> 00:58:52,006 I GUESS IT HAD TO END SOMETIME, RIGHT? 1122 00:58:55,619 --> 00:58:58,143 YOU BETTER GO NOW. 1123 00:59:15,377 --> 00:59:16,640 Mueller: VICKY! 1124 00:59:16,683 --> 00:59:17,728 OH, STOP. 1125 00:59:17,771 --> 00:59:19,251 WHAT? 1126 00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:24,169 VIC? 1127 00:59:26,606 --> 00:59:28,260 WHO'S THAT? 1128 00:59:28,303 --> 00:59:29,522 IT'S ROY. 1129 00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:30,567 ROY? 1130 00:59:30,610 --> 00:59:31,611 MR. MUELLER. 1131 00:59:31,655 --> 00:59:33,047 OH, SHIT! 1132 00:59:33,091 --> 00:59:34,832 GOD! 1133 00:59:34,875 --> 00:59:36,398 OH! 1134 00:59:38,531 --> 00:59:40,577 GET BEHIND THE SHELVES. 1135 00:59:45,146 --> 00:59:46,191 HEY, HEY. 1136 00:59:46,234 --> 00:59:48,497 QUIT WORKING ON THAT CRAP FOR A MINUTE. 1137 00:59:48,541 --> 00:59:49,498 LOOK. 1138 00:59:49,542 --> 00:59:52,676 LOOK WHAT I GOT. 1139 00:59:54,547 --> 00:59:57,550 DAH! DINNER. 1140 00:59:58,812 --> 01:00:00,814 I'LL JUST CLEAN THIS UP IN THE UTILITY SINK. 1141 01:00:00,858 --> 01:00:03,730 CAN'T WE WAIT A WHILE? I'M NOT REALLY THAT HUNGRY. 1142 01:00:03,774 --> 01:00:06,254 YOU'RE NOT HUNGRY? WELL, I'M STARVED. 1143 01:00:06,298 --> 01:00:08,387 REHEAT YOURS LATER. 1144 01:00:09,518 --> 01:00:10,824 BOY, I'M TELLING YOU, 1145 01:00:10,868 --> 01:00:13,000 THIS BAIT WAS INCREDIBLE. 1146 01:00:13,044 --> 01:00:16,700 I COULD'VE CLEANED OUT THE ENTIRE RESERVOIR-- 1147 01:00:16,743 --> 01:00:19,485 OH. YEAH. 1148 01:00:19,528 --> 01:00:22,053 AND... 1149 01:00:22,096 --> 01:00:25,665 MR. SHERMAN, THE EARTH SCIENCE YAHOO AT SCHOOL, 1150 01:00:25,709 --> 01:00:28,755 GAVE ME THESE THINGS CALLED DOPSON FLIES. 1151 01:00:28,799 --> 01:00:30,148 SOUNDS GREAT. 1152 01:00:30,191 --> 01:00:33,064 YEAH. THEY START OUT-- 1153 01:00:33,934 --> 01:00:36,676 CHRIST, WOMAN, WATCH YOURSELF. 1154 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,809 DRINKING? 1155 01:00:38,852 --> 01:00:42,464 NO. I JUST LOST MY BALANCE. 1156 01:00:42,508 --> 01:00:45,554 YEAH. OK. 1157 01:00:45,990 --> 01:00:47,208 TELL YOU WHAT, 1158 01:00:47,252 --> 01:00:48,340 WHY DON'T I GRILL THESE? 1159 01:00:48,383 --> 01:00:49,646 THAT WAY, I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY 1160 01:00:49,689 --> 01:00:53,040 ABOUT YOU SCREWING 'EM UP. 1161 01:00:56,827 --> 01:00:59,481 OH. ONE OTHER THING. 1162 01:00:59,525 --> 01:01:00,526 YEAH? 1163 01:01:00,569 --> 01:01:03,050 THERE'S A KID IN MY CALCULUS CLASS-- 1164 01:01:03,094 --> 01:01:04,748 TODD BOOMER. 1165 01:01:04,791 --> 01:01:05,836 YEAH? 1166 01:01:05,879 --> 01:01:07,533 I'M GONNA WRITE HIM A RECOMMENDATION, 1167 01:01:07,576 --> 01:01:08,708 BUT MY PRINTER'S SCREWED UP. 1168 01:01:08,752 --> 01:01:09,927 WHERE'S YOUR OLD TYPEWRITER? 1169 01:01:09,970 --> 01:01:12,712 UH, I'LL BE IN IN A SECOND 1170 01:01:12,756 --> 01:01:15,628 AND HELP YOU FIND IT. 1171 01:01:17,238 --> 01:01:18,805 HURRY. 1172 01:01:30,164 --> 01:01:33,341 I THINK I WILL CALL NEXT TIME. 1173 01:01:41,088 --> 01:01:42,699 AH. 1174 01:01:51,795 --> 01:01:53,405 HA HA! 1175 01:02:01,456 --> 01:02:03,197 HMM. 1176 01:02:13,207 --> 01:02:14,121 WHOOP! 1177 01:02:20,737 --> 01:02:22,782 GOOD NIGHT. 1178 01:02:23,696 --> 01:02:26,177 OH, GOOD NIGHT, DAD. 1179 01:02:27,178 --> 01:02:29,354 YOU SEEM PRETTY MISERABLE TONIGHT. 1180 01:02:29,397 --> 01:02:30,964 YOU ALL RIGHT? 1181 01:02:31,008 --> 01:02:31,748 YEAH. 1182 01:02:31,791 --> 01:02:33,010 WHAT, ARE YOU WORRIED 1183 01:02:33,053 --> 01:02:34,794 ABOUT THE INTERVIEW TOMORROW? 1184 01:02:34,838 --> 01:02:35,839 FORGET ABOUT IT. 1185 01:02:35,882 --> 01:02:38,537 YOU ARE GOING TO BE GREAT. 1186 01:02:38,580 --> 01:02:41,148 GREAT, GREAT, GREAT. 1187 01:02:41,192 --> 01:02:44,151 ACTUALLY, THAT'S THE LEAST OF MY WORRIES. 1188 01:02:44,195 --> 01:02:44,848 MM? 1189 01:02:44,891 --> 01:02:45,979 WANNA TALK ABOUT IT? 1190 01:02:46,023 --> 01:02:48,721 I WOULDN'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN. 1191 01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:51,550 COME ON, GIVE ME A TRY. THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR. 1192 01:02:51,593 --> 01:02:52,943 HIT IT. 1193 01:02:52,986 --> 01:02:55,554 OK. 1194 01:02:55,597 --> 01:02:57,295 I SLEPT WITH SOMEONE'S WIFE, 1195 01:02:57,338 --> 01:02:58,557 AND NOW I'M AFRAID 1196 01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:01,125 HE MIGHT FIND ME AND KILL ME. 1197 01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:04,519 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU HAD A PROBLEM. 1198 01:03:06,870 --> 01:03:08,610 YANKING MY CHAIN, AREN'T YOU? 1199 01:03:08,654 --> 01:03:11,657 OH, DAD, OF COURSE I AM. 1200 01:03:11,700 --> 01:03:13,877 OF COURSE. 1201 01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:15,530 I'LL SEE YA. 1202 01:03:15,574 --> 01:03:17,010 DAD. 1203 01:03:18,882 --> 01:03:23,451 UM...REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD YOU 1204 01:03:23,495 --> 01:03:26,498 THAT I VALUE FRIENDSHIP AND... 1205 01:03:26,541 --> 01:03:28,021 HONESTY? 1206 01:03:28,065 --> 01:03:29,718 YES. 1207 01:03:30,328 --> 01:03:31,764 I MEANT THAT. 1208 01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:33,810 I KNOW YOU DID. 1209 01:03:35,246 --> 01:03:37,509 WELL, UM... 1210 01:03:39,990 --> 01:03:43,602 YOU'VE SCREWED UP BEFORE, RIGHT? 1211 01:03:43,645 --> 01:03:45,734 NO, I NEVER HAVE. 1212 01:03:45,778 --> 01:03:48,650 NO. I MEAN IT. 1213 01:03:48,694 --> 01:03:51,697 YEAH. ONCE OR TWICE. 1214 01:03:54,352 --> 01:03:57,224 WELL, ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS, 1215 01:03:57,268 --> 01:03:58,573 AT THE END OF THE DAY, 1216 01:03:58,617 --> 01:04:00,358 IT'S JUST YOU. 1217 01:04:00,401 --> 01:04:04,231 SO I WOULD FACE UP TO IT, 1218 01:04:04,275 --> 01:04:05,624 WHATEVER IT IS. 1219 01:04:05,667 --> 01:04:06,843 'CAUSE I GUARANTEE YOU, 1220 01:04:06,886 --> 01:04:11,543 THE LONGER YOU WAIT, THE WORSE IT GETS. 1221 01:04:11,586 --> 01:04:13,327 DOES THAT HELP? 1222 01:04:13,371 --> 01:04:15,939 YEAH, IT DOES. 1223 01:04:15,982 --> 01:04:17,766 THANKS, DAD. 1224 01:04:19,725 --> 01:04:21,074 YOU'RE GONNA KILL 'EM. 1225 01:04:21,118 --> 01:04:23,120 YOU'RE GONNA MURDER 'EM. 1226 01:04:23,163 --> 01:04:26,601 YOU'RE GONNA MASSACRE 'EM. 1227 01:04:27,428 --> 01:04:33,782 ♪ 10,000 MEN OF HARVARD WANT VICTORY TODAY... ♪ 1228 01:04:33,826 --> 01:04:36,742 YOUR TRANSCRIPT AND SCORES... 1229 01:04:36,785 --> 01:04:42,313 WELL, UM, EVERYTHING APPEARS TO BE IN ORDER, TODD. 1230 01:04:42,356 --> 01:04:43,357 GOOD GRADES, 1231 01:04:43,401 --> 01:04:45,882 GOOD S.A.T.s, 1232 01:04:45,925 --> 01:04:49,059 SOME INTERESTING ACTIVITIES. 1233 01:04:49,102 --> 01:04:50,103 I'LL TELL YOU, 1234 01:04:50,147 --> 01:04:53,585 I AM A BIT HAZY ON ONE POINT. 1235 01:04:54,151 --> 01:04:55,282 YES, SIR? 1236 01:04:55,326 --> 01:04:56,544 IT SAYS HERE 1237 01:04:56,588 --> 01:05:00,548 THAT YOU ARE FUCKING YOUR MATH TEACHER'S WIFE. 1238 01:05:00,592 --> 01:05:02,072 IS THAT RIGHT? 1239 01:05:15,781 --> 01:05:16,956 MR. BOOMER. 1240 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,479 OH, MR. MUELLER. 1241 01:05:18,523 --> 01:05:20,394 YOU SCARED ME THERE. 1242 01:05:20,438 --> 01:05:21,961 BIG DAY TODAY, HUH? 1243 01:05:22,005 --> 01:05:23,789 HARVARD INTERVIEW. 1244 01:05:23,832 --> 01:05:25,965 OH. YES, SIR. 1245 01:05:26,009 --> 01:05:28,968 I WANTED TO CATCH YOU BEFORE CLASS. 1246 01:05:29,012 --> 01:05:31,797 DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME? 1247 01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:34,626 WHAT IS THAT, SIR? 1248 01:05:34,669 --> 01:05:37,585 I FOUND THIS AT MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT. 1249 01:05:37,629 --> 01:05:40,458 ANY IDEAS HOW IT GOT THERE? 1250 01:05:40,501 --> 01:05:43,243 YOU AND MY WIFE... 1251 01:05:43,287 --> 01:05:44,766 UH, WELL, YOU SEE, UM... 1252 01:05:44,810 --> 01:05:49,858 AND YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT I WOULDN'T CATCH ON? 1253 01:05:51,164 --> 01:05:53,471 OK. IT WAS A MISTAKE. 1254 01:05:53,862 --> 01:05:55,603 I'M REALLY SORRY. I MADE A MISTAKE. 1255 01:05:55,647 --> 01:05:58,824 NO, NO. BOOMER, YOU MADE 2 MISTAKES. 1256 01:05:58,867 --> 01:06:00,086 SIR? 1257 01:06:00,130 --> 01:06:01,522 A 98. 1258 01:06:01,566 --> 01:06:02,567 HA! 1259 01:06:02,610 --> 01:06:04,264 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT 1260 01:06:04,308 --> 01:06:05,657 YOU COULD GET TUTORED BY MY WIFE 1261 01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:06,788 AND I WOULDN'T FIND OUT. 1262 01:06:06,832 --> 01:06:10,009 HEH! YEAH, THAT WAS PRETTY SILLY OF ME. 1263 01:06:10,053 --> 01:06:11,141 WELL, UM, FRANKLY, 1264 01:06:11,184 --> 01:06:14,318 I'M GLAD TO KNOW WHERE SHE'S BEEN. 1265 01:06:14,361 --> 01:06:17,756 ANYWAY, LOOK, I KNOW YOU WANTED ME TO THINK 1266 01:06:17,799 --> 01:06:18,931 YOU GOT THERE ON YOUR OWN. 1267 01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:22,021 IT'S OK TO GET A LITTLE HELP ON THE SIDE. 1268 01:06:22,065 --> 01:06:23,283 SHOWS INITIATIVE. 1269 01:06:23,327 --> 01:06:25,329 I'M IMPRESSED, BOOMER. 1270 01:06:25,372 --> 01:06:29,028 WELL, UH, I HOPED YOU WOULD BE, SIR. 1271 01:06:29,072 --> 01:06:34,816 IN FACT, I DECIDED TO WRITE THAT RECOMMENDATION FOR YOU. 1272 01:06:38,864 --> 01:06:40,039 THANK YOU. 1273 01:06:40,083 --> 01:06:41,214 THANK YOU SO MUCH, SIR. 1274 01:06:41,258 --> 01:06:43,303 DON'T TANK ON THE FINAL. 1275 01:06:43,347 --> 01:06:44,913 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 1276 01:06:44,957 --> 01:06:46,045 HEY. 1277 01:06:46,089 --> 01:06:49,005 SHE'S GOOD, ISN'T SHE? 1278 01:06:49,048 --> 01:06:51,659 MY WIFE. 1279 01:06:53,313 --> 01:06:55,533 SHE'S THE BEST, SIR. 1280 01:06:58,144 --> 01:06:59,928 YEAH. 1281 01:07:29,871 --> 01:07:31,786 HI. 1282 01:07:31,830 --> 01:07:33,353 HI! 1283 01:07:33,397 --> 01:07:35,703 IS EVERYBODY AFRAID TO SIT NEXT TO YOU 1284 01:07:35,747 --> 01:07:38,054 AFTER YESTERDAY'S SCENE? 1285 01:07:38,097 --> 01:07:40,099 WELL, NOT EVERYONE. 1286 01:07:40,143 --> 01:07:43,189 NO, I'M FEARLESS MAN. 1287 01:07:46,149 --> 01:07:47,585 I, UH... 1288 01:07:47,628 --> 01:07:50,718 WANTED TO SPEAK WITH YOU... 1289 01:07:50,762 --> 01:07:52,329 AFTER THE OTHER NIGHT. 1290 01:07:52,372 --> 01:07:53,547 YEAH. 1291 01:07:53,591 --> 01:07:57,725 I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU BEING THERE FOR ME. 1292 01:07:58,683 --> 01:08:01,555 WELL... 1293 01:08:01,599 --> 01:08:05,646 I THOUGHT WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT... 1294 01:08:05,690 --> 01:08:06,995 US. 1295 01:08:07,039 --> 01:08:09,389 IS THERE AN US? 1296 01:08:09,433 --> 01:08:14,699 WELL, I'D LIKE THERE TO BE. 1297 01:08:18,398 --> 01:08:21,140 SHOULD WE US? 1298 01:08:25,231 --> 01:08:27,799 FABER... 1299 01:08:27,842 --> 01:08:30,628 YOU KNOW I THINK YOU'RE THE GREATEST. 1300 01:08:30,671 --> 01:08:34,980 YOU KNOW IF I WAS GOING TO US WITH ANYONE, 1301 01:08:35,023 --> 01:08:37,156 IT WOULD BE YOU. 1302 01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:40,464 BUT I REALLY NEED SOME TIME ALONE, YOU KNOW, 1303 01:08:40,507 --> 01:08:42,640 FOR A WHILE. 1304 01:08:42,683 --> 01:08:44,816 JUST FOR NOW. 1305 01:08:44,859 --> 01:08:50,909 HEY, IT WOULD KILL ME TO LOSE YOU AS A FRIEND. 1306 01:08:53,694 --> 01:08:55,435 NEVER HAPPEN. 1307 01:08:58,134 --> 01:09:00,136 OK. 1308 01:09:05,271 --> 01:09:08,883 MR. BODEAN, YOUR BRAIN COULD EASILY BE MISTAKEN 1309 01:09:08,927 --> 01:09:10,755 FOR A CAN OF TUNA. 1310 01:09:10,798 --> 01:09:12,670 AND MS. O'BRIEN, 1311 01:09:12,713 --> 01:09:15,368 2 WORDS DESCRIBE YOUR SEMESTER. 1312 01:09:15,412 --> 01:09:18,241 WANT TO GUESS? 1313 01:09:18,284 --> 01:09:19,285 "BRAIN DEAD." 1314 01:09:19,329 --> 01:09:22,984 PEOPLE, LET ME MAKE SOMETHING CLEAR. 1315 01:09:23,028 --> 01:09:27,075 I'M NOT HAPPY YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE. 1316 01:09:27,119 --> 01:09:28,642 IT PAINS ME. 1317 01:09:28,686 --> 01:09:32,646 IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M WASTING MY TIME. 1318 01:09:32,690 --> 01:09:37,085 SO WHY DO I COME DOWN ON YOU SO HARD? 1319 01:09:37,129 --> 01:09:41,525 BECAUSE FEAR MOTIVATES. 1320 01:09:41,568 --> 01:09:44,571 CASE IN POINT, MR. BOOMER HERE. 1321 01:09:44,615 --> 01:09:45,920 6 WEEKS AGO, 1322 01:09:45,964 --> 01:09:48,271 HE WAS FLUSHING A NEAR PERFECT HIGH SCHOOL RECORD. 1323 01:09:48,314 --> 01:09:50,882 I RATTLED HIS CAGE. NOW LOOK AT HIM-- 1324 01:09:50,925 --> 01:09:53,145 SECOND HIGHEST GRADE THIS QUIZ, 1325 01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:56,279 POISED TO GO TO THE SCHOOL OF HIS CHOICE. 1326 01:09:56,322 --> 01:10:00,805 SO IF I TICK YOU OFF, GOOD, GREAT. 1327 01:10:00,848 --> 01:10:04,025 USE THAT. PROVE THAT I'M WRONG. 1328 01:10:04,069 --> 01:10:07,812 MAKE ME EAT MY WORDS. WORK HARDER. 1329 01:10:07,855 --> 01:10:09,596 WE'LL BOTH BE HAPPY. 1330 01:10:31,139 --> 01:10:33,490 MR. MUELLER? 1331 01:10:34,317 --> 01:10:35,535 TODD. 1332 01:10:35,579 --> 01:10:38,799 I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT ME IN CLASS. 1333 01:10:38,843 --> 01:10:42,107 DON'T LET IT GO TO YOUR HEAD. 1334 01:10:42,150 --> 01:10:45,284 THE POINT IS THAT, UH, I REALLY DON'T AGREE 1335 01:10:45,328 --> 01:10:47,982 WITH THE WAY YOU TREAT YOUR STUDENTS. 1336 01:10:49,114 --> 01:10:52,073 THAT'S YOUR PREROGATIVE. 1337 01:10:52,117 --> 01:10:55,163 PEOPLE DON'T DESERVE TO BE TREATED THAT WAY. 1338 01:10:55,207 --> 01:10:58,036 YOUR WIFE TAUGHT ME THAT. 1339 01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:05,652 TODD, VICKY MAY BE GOOD WITH MATH, 1340 01:11:05,696 --> 01:11:10,266 BUT I WOULDN'T TAKE ANY LIFE LESSONS FROM HER. 1341 01:11:23,757 --> 01:11:28,196 YOU SLEPT WITH HER, DIDN'T YOU? 1342 01:11:30,503 --> 01:11:31,504 SIR? 1343 01:11:31,548 --> 01:11:35,073 VICKY--YOU SLEPT WITH HER. 1344 01:11:43,342 --> 01:11:45,213 YES. 1345 01:11:49,087 --> 01:11:51,655 YES. 1346 01:12:02,013 --> 01:12:04,407 OH! 1347 01:12:22,076 --> 01:12:23,426 Machine: HI, THIS IS VICKY. 1348 01:12:23,469 --> 01:12:24,514 NO! 1349 01:12:24,557 --> 01:12:25,689 PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP, 1350 01:12:25,732 --> 01:12:26,472 AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS I CAN. 1351 01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:28,866 VICKY, IT'S TODD. PICK UP THE PHONE! 1352 01:12:28,909 --> 01:12:29,997 VICKY, I TOLD HIM. 1353 01:12:30,041 --> 01:12:31,608 I DIDN'T MEAN TO, BUT IT JUST CAME OUT. 1354 01:12:31,651 --> 01:12:32,696 I TOLD HIM. I'M SORRY, VICKY. 1355 01:12:32,739 --> 01:12:33,958 HE'S ON HIS WAY OVER THERE RIGHT NOW. 1356 01:12:34,001 --> 01:12:35,394 IF YOU CAN HEAR THIS, IF YOU GET THIS MESSAGE, 1357 01:12:35,438 --> 01:12:37,962 GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE. PLEASE, RIGHT NOW, GET OUT. 1358 01:12:47,406 --> 01:12:50,801 SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. 1359 01:13:03,683 --> 01:13:07,165 HI. HONEY, I'M HOME. 1360 01:13:07,208 --> 01:13:11,430 ROUGH DAY AT THE OFFICE? 1361 01:13:11,474 --> 01:13:14,651 NO, SAME OLD, SAME OLD. 1362 01:13:14,694 --> 01:13:18,394 SOME KID SLEPT WITH MY WIFE! 1363 01:13:24,748 --> 01:13:27,228 I'M SORRY. 1364 01:13:27,272 --> 01:13:29,405 YOU'RE SORRY? 1365 01:13:29,448 --> 01:13:31,407 SORRY. I-- 1366 01:13:31,450 --> 01:13:34,235 ONE OF MY STUDENTS, VICKY! 1367 01:13:34,279 --> 01:13:35,411 SHIT. 1368 01:13:37,587 --> 01:13:38,979 NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO RUIN MY CAREER. 1369 01:13:39,023 --> 01:13:40,764 ROY, STOP IT. 1370 01:13:44,115 --> 01:13:44,942 STOP IT! 1371 01:13:44,985 --> 01:13:47,248 ENOUGH. 1372 01:13:48,119 --> 01:13:51,209 UH-OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 1373 01:13:51,252 --> 01:13:53,429 UH...MARY POPPINS. 1374 01:13:55,474 --> 01:13:56,344 MARY... 1375 01:13:56,388 --> 01:13:57,476 YOU FUCKED UP. 1376 01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:00,523 NEVER OPEN AN UMBRELLA INDOORS. 1377 01:14:00,566 --> 01:14:02,481 IT'S BAD LUCK. 1378 01:14:02,525 --> 01:14:04,309 VERY BAD LUCK. 1379 01:14:04,352 --> 01:14:06,398 OK, JUST RELAX, MR. MUELLER, OK? 1380 01:14:06,442 --> 01:14:07,486 JUST RELAX. 1381 01:14:07,530 --> 01:14:10,054 WAIT, TODD, THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND ROY. 1382 01:14:10,097 --> 01:14:11,751 BETWEEN ME, TOO. 1383 01:14:13,013 --> 01:14:15,755 OH, BOY, I UNDERESTIMATED YOU, HUH, BOOMER? 1384 01:14:15,799 --> 01:14:19,106 I THOUGHT I HAD YOU ALL FIGURED OUT. 1385 01:14:19,150 --> 01:14:20,586 YOU DON'T HAVE THE BRAINS OR THE GUTS 1386 01:14:20,630 --> 01:14:22,980 TO GO TO HARVARD OR ANYTHING ELSE. 1387 01:14:23,023 --> 01:14:26,026 BUT YOU'RE GIFTED. MM-HMM. 1388 01:14:26,070 --> 01:14:27,550 YOU'RE A GENIUS. 1389 01:14:27,593 --> 01:14:29,900 TUTORING'S JUST THE TIP OF IT. 1390 01:14:29,943 --> 01:14:33,033 YOU IMPROVED YOUR SCORES AND SCORED WITH MY WIFE, 1391 01:14:33,077 --> 01:14:34,861 ALL WITHOUT ME KNOWING IT. 1392 01:14:34,905 --> 01:14:38,822 AND THEN I WRITE YOU THE RECOMMENDATION FOR HARVARD. 1393 01:14:38,865 --> 01:14:39,866 HA HA! 1394 01:14:39,910 --> 01:14:43,696 TH...THAT'S GENIUS! 1395 01:14:43,740 --> 01:14:46,699 YEAH, YOU'RE A WIZARD. 1396 01:14:46,743 --> 01:14:49,615 YOU'RE A MASTERMIND. 1397 01:14:49,659 --> 01:14:53,227 YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD, HUH? 1398 01:14:55,752 --> 01:14:58,276 WELL, SHAKE MY HAND. 1399 01:14:59,190 --> 01:15:00,234 ROY. 1400 01:15:00,278 --> 01:15:03,281 SHUT UP. 1401 01:15:03,324 --> 01:15:06,240 LET'S PUT THIS BEHIND US. 1402 01:15:20,646 --> 01:15:23,475 I'M SORRY. 1403 01:15:24,302 --> 01:15:25,390 IS HE GONE? 1404 01:15:25,433 --> 01:15:27,348 YEAH. 1405 01:15:27,784 --> 01:15:30,090 YOU WERE REALLY BRAVE BACK THERE. 1406 01:15:30,134 --> 01:15:32,049 YEAH. YEAH. 1407 01:15:32,092 --> 01:15:35,574 THOUGH YOUR CHOICE IN WEAPONS WAS A LITTLE WEAK. 1408 01:15:35,618 --> 01:15:39,926 WELL, YOU KNOW, IF HE WOULD HAVE SPIT AT US... 1409 01:15:46,454 --> 01:15:48,282 I'M SORRY. 1410 01:15:48,326 --> 01:15:49,893 NO... 1411 01:15:49,936 --> 01:15:53,853 I'M ACTUALLY GRATEFUL. 1412 01:15:53,897 --> 01:15:56,029 I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF THIS 1413 01:15:56,073 --> 01:15:57,074 A LONG TIME AGO. 1414 01:15:57,117 --> 01:16:00,599 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW? 1415 01:16:00,643 --> 01:16:04,995 WELL... 1416 01:16:05,038 --> 01:16:07,693 I THINK I'M GOING TO TRY NEW YORK, 1417 01:16:07,737 --> 01:16:12,350 TRY THIS...ART THING. 1418 01:16:18,617 --> 01:16:22,012 YEAH. I'M GOING TO MISS YOU. 1419 01:16:40,508 --> 01:16:42,467 HERE, A SOUVENIR. 1420 01:16:42,510 --> 01:16:43,990 WHAT'S THIS? 1421 01:16:44,034 --> 01:16:47,254 YOUR HARVARD RECOMMENDATION. 1422 01:16:56,263 --> 01:16:57,743 WHAT TIME IS IT? 1423 01:16:57,787 --> 01:16:59,789 I DON'T KNOW. AROUND 3:00. 1424 01:16:59,832 --> 01:17:03,140 MY INTERVIEW'S AT 4:00! 1425 01:17:06,143 --> 01:17:08,188 BYE. 1426 01:17:11,931 --> 01:17:12,845 GO. 1427 01:17:12,889 --> 01:17:15,108 I'LL COME VISIT YOU IN NEW YORK. 1428 01:17:16,022 --> 01:17:16,893 GOOD LUCK. 1429 01:17:36,477 --> 01:17:38,697 LOOK OUT. COMING THROUGH. 1430 01:17:39,611 --> 01:17:42,048 Interviewer: TODD BOOMER. 1431 01:17:43,180 --> 01:17:46,226 DID TODD BOOMER CHECK IN YET? 1432 01:17:46,270 --> 01:17:48,402 NO, NOT YET. 1433 01:17:48,446 --> 01:17:51,188 SORRY. 1434 01:17:51,231 --> 01:17:53,146 TODD BOOMER. 1435 01:17:53,190 --> 01:17:54,974 PRESENT. 1436 01:17:55,018 --> 01:17:57,803 OK. NEED A MINUTE? 1437 01:17:57,847 --> 01:18:01,546 NO, NO, NO, I-I'M FINE. 1438 01:18:01,589 --> 01:18:02,721 OK, COME ON IN. 1439 01:18:05,768 --> 01:18:09,902 CALCULUS TEACHER. 1440 01:18:11,599 --> 01:18:13,863 WELL, TODD, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE HAVING 1441 01:18:13,906 --> 01:18:15,038 A PRETTY TOUGH DAY. 1442 01:18:15,081 --> 01:18:18,041 NO, I'M--I'M FINE REALLY. 1443 01:18:18,084 --> 01:18:19,390 OH. 1444 01:18:19,433 --> 01:18:21,435 PLEASE. 1445 01:18:21,479 --> 01:18:25,483 WELL, I'VE GONE OVER YOUR STATS, 1446 01:18:25,526 --> 01:18:28,834 AND EVERYTHING LOOKS... 1447 01:18:28,878 --> 01:18:29,705 OK. 1448 01:18:29,748 --> 01:18:32,359 BUT I'LL BE HONEST. 1449 01:18:32,403 --> 01:18:35,754 YOU'RE NOT A... 1450 01:18:35,798 --> 01:18:37,930 TYPICAL HARVARD CANDIDATE. 1451 01:18:37,974 --> 01:18:42,587 I DON'T SEE YOU MAKING THE TOP 5 OF YOUR CLASS. 1452 01:18:42,630 --> 01:18:43,893 NOT UNLESS THE CHESS CLUB 1453 01:18:43,936 --> 01:18:47,635 HAS SOME HORRIBLE ACCIDENT, NO. 1454 01:18:52,292 --> 01:18:55,731 TODD, LET ME--LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 1455 01:18:55,774 --> 01:19:00,431 WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO TO HARVARD? 1456 01:19:00,474 --> 01:19:01,432 UM... 1457 01:19:01,475 --> 01:19:02,694 I GUESS MY DAD AND I 1458 01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:04,130 HAVE ALWAYS HAD IT PLANNED THAT WAY, YOU KNOW? 1459 01:19:04,174 --> 01:19:08,744 HE LOOKS UP TO THE STUDENTS HERE AS--AS SOMETHING SPECIAL. 1460 01:19:11,398 --> 01:19:14,053 WHAT I'M GETTING AT IS... 1461 01:19:14,097 --> 01:19:19,755 WHY DO YOUWANT TO GO TO HARVARD? 1462 01:19:24,281 --> 01:19:26,805 LOOK, UM... 1463 01:19:26,849 --> 01:19:31,854 I'VE BEEN POINTED HERE LIKE A COMPASS MY WHOLE LIFE. 1464 01:19:31,897 --> 01:19:34,726 AND NOW THAT I'M HERE-- 1465 01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:38,730 LOOK, I-I-I KNOW HARVARD IS A GREAT SCHOOL. 1466 01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:41,689 I MEAN, IT'S THE GREATEST, RIGHT? 1467 01:19:41,733 --> 01:19:45,650 BUT, UH... 1468 01:19:45,693 --> 01:19:51,090 I'M--I'M REALLY NOT QUITE SO SURE IT'S FOR ME. 1469 01:20:06,149 --> 01:20:07,280 Man: OK, I'M READY. 1470 01:20:07,324 --> 01:20:09,543 Second man: NOW JUST REMEMBER EYE CONTACT, 1471 01:20:09,587 --> 01:20:11,067 POSTURE, SMILE, RIGHT? 1472 01:20:11,110 --> 01:20:11,981 MM-HMM. 1473 01:20:12,024 --> 01:20:13,069 FIRM HANDSHAKE'S ALL YOU NEED. 1474 01:20:13,112 --> 01:20:17,029 OK, DAD. THANKS. I KNOW. THANK YOU. 1475 01:20:49,801 --> 01:20:51,063 YEAH. MM-HMM. 1476 01:20:52,935 --> 01:20:54,023 HEY! 1477 01:20:54,066 --> 01:20:56,155 HOW'D IT GO, BUDDY? 1478 01:20:56,199 --> 01:20:57,896 HELLO? 1479 01:21:00,029 --> 01:21:02,770 OH, MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 1480 01:21:02,814 --> 01:21:04,772 I GOT PUNCHED. 1481 01:21:04,816 --> 01:21:05,948 HANG ON, ELLEN. 1482 01:21:05,991 --> 01:21:07,601 TODD GOT PUNCHED AT HIS HARVARD INTERVIEW. 1483 01:21:07,645 --> 01:21:10,604 I DIDN'T GET PUNCHED AT THE INTERVIEW, MOM. 1484 01:21:10,648 --> 01:21:13,303 NO WAIT, THAT'S WRONG. HANG ON. 1485 01:21:13,346 --> 01:21:16,088 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND. 1486 01:21:18,525 --> 01:21:21,964 THIS IS, UH... PRETTY IMPORTANT. 1487 01:21:26,969 --> 01:21:29,623 WELL, YOU SAID IT WAS IMPORTANT. 1488 01:21:31,277 --> 01:21:34,237 I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU GUYS THIS. 1489 01:21:36,761 --> 01:21:39,764 YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO HARVARD, DO YOU? 1490 01:21:41,461 --> 01:21:42,854 NO. 1491 01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:46,989 NO, I WAS THINKING ABOUT APPLYING 1492 01:21:47,032 --> 01:21:48,904 TO AN ART SCHOOL. 1493 01:21:52,690 --> 01:21:54,431 OH, I'LL-- 1494 01:21:54,474 --> 01:21:58,087 I SHOULD LET YOU 2 DISCUSS THIS. 1495 01:21:59,523 --> 01:22:02,961 TODD, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 1496 01:22:03,005 --> 01:22:04,093 UM... 1497 01:22:04,136 --> 01:22:06,051 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS BEFORE? 1498 01:22:06,095 --> 01:22:07,009 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME-- 1499 01:22:07,052 --> 01:22:09,794 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL LAST NIGHT? 1500 01:22:10,447 --> 01:22:13,580 I DON'T THINK I REALLY KNEW UNTIL TODAY. 1501 01:22:15,278 --> 01:22:16,018 YOU'RE UPSET. 1502 01:22:16,061 --> 01:22:20,239 YEAH. I AM. I AM UPSET. 1503 01:22:20,283 --> 01:22:23,068 A LITTLE. 1504 01:22:29,814 --> 01:22:31,947 IT'S YOUR DECISION. 1505 01:22:41,130 --> 01:22:41,913 Kirsten: YES! 1506 01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:43,915 Faber: GOOD. GOOD. OHH! 1507 01:22:43,959 --> 01:22:46,962 OK, YOU'RE DOING VERY POORLY. 1508 01:22:47,005 --> 01:22:50,226 YOU KNOW, THIS GAME WAS MUCH MORE BORING 1509 01:22:50,269 --> 01:22:52,576 BEFORE THEY PUT THE FLIPPERS IN. 1510 01:22:53,751 --> 01:22:57,842 OH, MY GOD, YES! 1511 01:22:58,147 --> 01:23:01,454 ALL RIGHT. COME ON. WHERE YOU GOING? 1512 01:23:01,498 --> 01:23:02,368 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1513 01:23:02,412 --> 01:23:03,630 DON'T LEAVE ME, FABER. COME ON. 1514 01:23:03,674 --> 01:23:05,110 I'M ON A STREAK HERE. 1515 01:23:05,154 --> 01:23:07,069 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1516 01:23:10,072 --> 01:23:13,553 JESUS, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 1517 01:23:15,468 --> 01:23:16,382 DID MUELLER DO THAT? 1518 01:23:16,426 --> 01:23:18,036 YEAH, IT'S A LONG STORY. 1519 01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:21,039 IT'S GOING TO TAKE A MAJOR PANCAKE MARATHON 1520 01:23:21,083 --> 01:23:22,910 TO BE TOLD PROPERLY. 1521 01:23:22,954 --> 01:23:24,042 I'LL BUY. 1522 01:23:24,086 --> 01:23:26,088 Kirsten: YES! ALL RIGHT! 1523 01:23:26,131 --> 01:23:31,615 YOU NEED TO TALK TO KIRSTEN. 1524 01:23:31,658 --> 01:23:33,791 YEAH. 1525 01:23:33,834 --> 01:23:36,185 ALL RIGHT, WELL... 1526 01:23:36,228 --> 01:23:37,273 I'M GOING TO... 1527 01:23:37,316 --> 01:23:39,753 GO BUILD SOMETHING WITH TOOTHPICKS. 1528 01:23:39,797 --> 01:23:42,104 THANKS, MAN. YOU'RE THE BEST. 1529 01:23:49,024 --> 01:23:51,374 SO HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS HERE? 1530 01:23:51,417 --> 01:23:53,376 UH, "DINER NIGHT." 1531 01:23:53,419 --> 01:23:56,161 OH, OF COURSE. 1532 01:23:57,597 --> 01:24:01,384 SO I MADE A DECISION. 1533 01:24:01,427 --> 01:24:02,994 YEAH? 1534 01:24:03,038 --> 01:24:07,607 I'M NOT GOING TO HARVARD. 1535 01:24:07,651 --> 01:24:10,219 REALLY? 1536 01:24:11,263 --> 01:24:13,874 THAT'S A BREAKTHROUGH. 1537 01:24:13,918 --> 01:24:15,093 I FIGURE THAT ART SCHOOL 1538 01:24:15,137 --> 01:24:18,096 WOULD BE BETTER FOR ME, YOU KNOW? 1539 01:24:18,140 --> 01:24:21,099 YEAH, I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. 1540 01:24:24,929 --> 01:24:26,452 THAT'S NOT WHAT I... 1541 01:24:26,496 --> 01:24:30,413 WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT, THOUGH. 1542 01:24:35,331 --> 01:24:40,553 I GUESS WHAT I WANTED TO SAY WAS THAT, UH... 1543 01:24:40,597 --> 01:24:42,120 I'M--I'M REALLY SORRY. 1544 01:24:42,164 --> 01:24:44,601 I--I KNOW I HURT YOU AND... 1545 01:24:44,644 --> 01:24:47,082 I NEVER MEANT TO DO THAT. 1546 01:24:47,125 --> 01:24:51,390 I GUESS ALL I'M ASKING FOR IS... 1547 01:24:51,434 --> 01:24:55,612 IS THAT YOU DON'T WRITE ME OFF AS A FRIEND. 1548 01:25:03,315 --> 01:25:05,926 NEVER HAPPEN. 1549 01:25:16,763 --> 01:25:18,983 AAH! 1550 01:25:22,943 --> 01:25:24,423 AAH! 1551 01:25:33,824 --> 01:25:36,218 YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY GOING TO MISS THIS SPOT 1552 01:25:36,261 --> 01:25:37,436 WHEN WE'RE OFF AT SCHOOL. 1553 01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:38,481 YEAH, ME, TOO. 1554 01:25:38,524 --> 01:25:41,614 I WONDER WHERE WE'LL BE IN 10 YEARS. 1555 01:25:41,658 --> 01:25:45,096 WELL, YOU WILL BE WORKING ON YOUR SECOND 100 MILLION 1556 01:25:45,140 --> 01:25:46,706 ON... 1557 01:25:46,750 --> 01:25:48,447 INTERACTIVE 3-D, 1558 01:25:48,491 --> 01:25:50,362 SMELL-O-VISION COMPUTER GAMES. 1559 01:25:50,406 --> 01:25:53,844 THE SHED WILL BE TOTALLY DECKED OUT 1560 01:25:53,887 --> 01:25:58,675 WITH A JACUZZI AND A WATER SLIDE. 1561 01:25:58,718 --> 01:26:01,112 OK. AND ME? 1562 01:26:01,156 --> 01:26:03,767 OK. THE PLACE, NEW YORK. 1563 01:26:03,810 --> 01:26:07,684 THE EVENT, THE BOOK SIGNING OF YOUR FIRST 1564 01:26:07,727 --> 01:26:11,992 WILDLY SUCCESSFUL COLLECTION OF POETRY. 1565 01:26:12,036 --> 01:26:14,647 "WILDLY SUCCESSFUL." 1566 01:26:14,691 --> 01:26:15,605 I LIKE THAT. 1567 01:26:15,648 --> 01:26:17,998 WHAT ABOUT ME? 1568 01:26:18,042 --> 01:26:23,003 "DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH YOUR ORDER TODAY, SIR?" 1569 01:26:23,047 --> 01:26:24,048 OK. 1570 01:26:26,268 --> 01:26:30,228 OK. 2008, WE'LL ALL MEET BACK HERE AND COMPARE NOTES. 1571 01:26:30,272 --> 01:26:31,882 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 1572 01:26:33,275 --> 01:26:34,537 Kirsten and Faber: NEVER HAPPEN. 1573 01:26:34,580 --> 01:26:36,103 GUYS, COME ON. WORK WITH ME. WORK WITH ME. 1574 01:26:41,587 --> 01:26:44,677 ♪ WELCOME TO TOMORROW 1575 01:26:44,721 --> 01:26:49,116 ♪ I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT'S TRUE 1576 01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:54,121 ♪ ALL THE BLOOD UPON THESE PAGES ♪ 1577 01:26:54,165 --> 01:26:58,213 ♪ TAKES ME AWAY FROM YOU 1578 01:26:58,256 --> 01:27:02,260 ♪ BUT WHEN TROUBLE TAKES YOUR SPIRIT ♪ 1579 01:27:02,304 --> 01:27:07,222 ♪ MAYBE THEN YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND ♪ 1580 01:27:07,265 --> 01:27:12,009 ♪ WE'RE ONLY SUMMER'S CHILDREN ♪ 1581 01:27:12,052 --> 01:27:13,576 ♪ SOMETIMES 1582 01:27:13,619 --> 01:27:21,279 ♪ AND ALL THE TIME THE FUTURE'S COMING DOWN ♪ 1583 01:27:21,323 --> 01:27:31,115 ♪ I CAN HEAR THE ANGELS FALLING TO THE GROUND ♪ 1584 01:27:31,158 --> 01:27:32,290 ♪ YEAH 1585 01:27:32,334 --> 01:27:38,427 ♪ I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOUR VOICE ♪ 1586 01:27:38,470 --> 01:27:46,304 ♪ TELL YOU, I DON'T EVEN WANT MY SECOND CHOICE ♪ 1587 01:27:46,348 --> 01:27:51,353 ♪ I CAN'T GET NEAR IT 1588 01:28:06,455 --> 01:28:09,588 ♪ I'M IN LOVE WITH PEOPLE 1589 01:28:09,632 --> 01:28:14,854 ♪ BUT I HATE THEM, TOO 1590 01:28:14,898 --> 01:28:19,642 ♪ I HATE TO SEE ALL THE DAMAGE ♪ 1591 01:28:19,685 --> 01:28:23,080 ♪ BEING DONE TO YOU 1592 01:28:23,123 --> 01:28:27,737 ♪ WHEN YOUR EYES ARE BROKEN WINDOWS ♪ 1593 01:28:27,780 --> 01:28:31,958 ♪ EVERY TIME I SEE YOU SMILE ♪ 1594 01:28:32,002 --> 01:28:36,354 ♪ IT'S LIKE BEING BACK IN HEAVEN ♪ 1595 01:28:36,398 --> 01:28:38,748 ♪ FOR A WHILE 1596 01:28:38,791 --> 01:28:46,364 ♪ AND ALL THE TIME THE FUTURE'S COMING DOWN ♪ 1597 01:28:46,408 --> 01:28:55,547 ♪ I CAN HEAR THE ANGELS FALLING TO THE GROUND ♪ 1598 01:28:55,591 --> 01:28:57,462 ♪ YEAH 1599 01:28:57,506 --> 01:29:03,076 ♪ I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOUR VOICE ♪ 1600 01:29:03,120 --> 01:29:11,128 ♪ I TELL YOU, I DON'T EVEN WANT MY SECOND CHOICE ♪ 1601 01:29:11,171 --> 01:29:12,390 ♪ YEAH 1602 01:29:12,434 --> 01:29:19,092 ♪ TELL ME, I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOUR VOICE ♪ 1603 01:29:19,136 --> 01:29:28,711 ♪ ALL I EVER WANT TO DO NOW IS REJOICE ♪ 1604 01:29:28,754 --> 01:29:31,191 ♪ YEAH 1605 01:29:31,235 --> 01:29:33,237 ♪ AHHH 94734

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