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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:15,100 If you ask me, that staging of Turandotwas a Turandon't. 2 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:17,750 Well, I still say it was a refreshingly modern 3 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,880 adaptation of a classic work. 4 00:00:19,930 --> 00:00:21,890 Refreshingly modern? Good lord. 5 00:00:21,930 --> 00:00:26,200 They changed the imperial palace to a Costco in Chicopee. 6 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:28,070 That's odd. 7 00:00:28,110 --> 00:00:29,526 Frederick told me he had plans this evening 8 00:00:29,550 --> 00:00:31,330 when I invited him to the opera. 9 00:00:31,370 --> 00:00:32,850 I didn't realize it was a date. 10 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:34,940 Oh, I was a backup choice, was I? 11 00:00:34,990 --> 00:00:38,380 Fine. I'll just write that in our friendship ledger. 12 00:00:38,420 --> 00:00:40,040 In red. 13 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:41,470 Oh, now. 14 00:00:41,510 --> 00:00:43,780 That sly dog, he clearly traded up. 15 00:00:43,820 --> 00:00:45,910 Ditched his old man for an evening 16 00:00:45,950 --> 00:00:47,690 with an enchanting ingenue. 17 00:00:47,740 --> 00:00:50,130 Let's go say hello. 18 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:52,570 Frederick, you old dog, you, who is this lovely... 19 00:00:52,610 --> 00:00:53,790 serpent! 20 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:03,060 Hello, Frasier. 21 00:01:03,100 --> 00:01:05,320 Lilith. Dear God. 22 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:07,630 Who looked in a mirror and said your name three times? 23 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:11,680 Frasier, I almost didn't recognize you. 24 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:14,110 I'm used to seeing you wedged between commercials 25 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:17,160 for injury attorneys and walk-in tubs. 26 00:01:18,460 --> 00:01:20,900 I'm just joking. I've never seen your television show. 27 00:01:22,470 --> 00:01:25,340 It's good to see you. But... if you're here, 28 00:01:25,380 --> 00:01:26,780 then who's minding the children 29 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,520 you've lured to your gingerbread house? 30 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:31,170 Okay, you crazy kids. 31 00:01:31,220 --> 00:01:33,130 Wonderful to see you again, Lilith. 32 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:34,700 I know it's been ages, 33 00:01:34,740 --> 00:01:37,140 but I trust the venerable tree of our friendship 34 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:39,140 will bear sweet fruit once again. 35 00:01:39,180 --> 00:01:41,100 Who are you? 36 00:01:41,140 --> 00:01:43,580 There's the rapier-like wit. 37 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:45,620 En garde. 38 00:01:45,670 --> 00:01:47,890 Seriously, who are you? 39 00:01:47,930 --> 00:01:50,930 Alan. Alan Cornwall. 40 00:01:50,970 --> 00:01:52,540 "Cornie." 41 00:01:52,590 --> 00:01:53,930 Le petit cornichon. 42 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:57,330 Frasier's best friend. 43 00:01:57,370 --> 00:01:59,460 I gave a toast at your wedding in Aruba. 44 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:01,330 I wore a white linen suit 45 00:02:01,380 --> 00:02:03,900 and you told me that I look terrible in a fedora. 46 00:02:03,940 --> 00:02:05,820 You'll have to be more specific. 47 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:08,730 I say that to everyone in a fedora. 48 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:10,690 Alan, why don't you get us a couple of drinks? 49 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:12,080 Freddy, why didn't you tell me 50 00:02:12,130 --> 00:02:13,196 you were having dinner with your mother? 51 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:14,830 I'd like to cede my time to Alan. 52 00:02:14,870 --> 00:02:16,310 Oh, splendid. So, Lilith... 53 00:02:16,350 --> 00:02:17,920 No. 54 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:22,790 I had no idea our son lied to you 55 00:02:22,830 --> 00:02:24,620 and rejected you tonight. 56 00:02:24,660 --> 00:02:27,930 If I had, I would have had a much better time this evening. 57 00:02:27,970 --> 00:02:30,750 See, this is exactly why I lied. 58 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,126 I don't need the drama you guys bring 59 00:02:32,150 --> 00:02:33,346 when you're in a room together. 60 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:34,580 We need to keep you separate, 61 00:02:34,630 --> 00:02:36,060 like North Korea and South Korea. 62 00:02:36,110 --> 00:02:37,890 - She's North Korea. - I'm North Korea. 63 00:02:37,940 --> 00:02:40,070 Frederick, we've been divorced for decades, 64 00:02:40,110 --> 00:02:41,810 we have no drama. 65 00:02:41,850 --> 00:02:43,640 Because you lived thousands of miles apart. 66 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,120 But now you're both in Boston 67 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:46,746 and you're already sniping at each other. 68 00:02:46,770 --> 00:02:49,030 We are perfectly capable of getting along. 69 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:51,040 Yes, these barbs that we toss at each other 70 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,950 just show our playful rapport. 71 00:02:52,990 --> 00:02:54,390 Yes, when I tell your mother 72 00:02:54,430 --> 00:02:56,130 that she looks exactly as I pictured her, 73 00:02:56,170 --> 00:02:58,390 except she's not tied to a stake, cursing villagers 74 00:02:58,430 --> 00:03:00,000 who are adding kindling to the fire, 75 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:03,480 it's just cutesy banter. 76 00:03:03,530 --> 00:03:05,830 When I liken your father to a potato chip 77 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,310 at the bottom of the bag 78 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,660 because he's broken and no one wants him, 79 00:03:09,710 --> 00:03:12,140 it's just harmless fun. 80 00:03:12,190 --> 00:03:14,410 So, just to be clear, this is you guys 81 00:03:14,450 --> 00:03:16,100 proving you can get along? 82 00:03:16,150 --> 00:03:17,956 I'll tell you what. We will prove it to you for real. 83 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:20,410 The two of us can take you out next week for your birthday. 84 00:03:20,460 --> 00:03:22,370 Uh... 85 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:25,160 Oh, I know that look. 86 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,250 Is deception afoot? 87 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:30,380 - No. Dad... - Uh... 88 00:03:30,420 --> 00:03:33,640 Frasier, there's no easy way to say this. 89 00:03:33,690 --> 00:03:36,520 Frederick's friends are throwing him a birthday party 90 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:40,130 and he didn't invite you because he'd already invited me. 91 00:03:40,170 --> 00:03:42,390 Oh, I was wrong. That was very easy. 92 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:45,570 That's all right. I already have plans next week. 93 00:03:45,610 --> 00:03:48,140 I'll be busy trying to remove the knife from my back. 94 00:03:48,180 --> 00:03:49,750 I'm sorry, Dad. 95 00:03:49,790 --> 00:03:51,880 It's just... Well, Mom lives here, 96 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,880 so she's used to coming to my birthday parties. 97 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:56,580 One might say I created his birthday. 98 00:03:56,620 --> 00:03:59,150 Maybe you and I could do something the next day. 99 00:03:59,190 --> 00:04:01,580 Ah, the next day. Of course. 100 00:04:01,630 --> 00:04:03,436 People are always clamoring to celebrate major events 101 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:05,020 the next day. 102 00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:08,550 Are you busy on the fifth of July? 103 00:04:10,330 --> 00:04:12,640 Got any plans yet for Easter Monday? 104 00:04:14,070 --> 00:04:16,560 How about seis de Mayo? 105 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,016 I'm sorry, Freddy, it just doesn't seem fair, honestly. 106 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:21,366 I mean, now-now that I'm living here, 107 00:04:21,390 --> 00:04:22,300 I should be invited to things, too. 108 00:04:22,340 --> 00:04:23,690 Especially your birthday. 109 00:04:23,740 --> 00:04:25,610 Yes, Frederick, stop being so selfish. 110 00:04:25,650 --> 00:04:26,976 Let your birthday be all about your father. 111 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,650 Oh, that's ridiculous, Lilith. 112 00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:30,246 -I'm not saying that, -You are narcissism incarnate. 113 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,766 I'm just asking to be included in something. 114 00:04:31,790 --> 00:04:33,920 Okay, that's enough. You know, this has been 115 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:37,450 a great trip down repressed memory lane, but... 116 00:04:37,490 --> 00:04:39,800 I have a solution. 117 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:43,280 You're both cordially uninvited to my birthday. 118 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:47,110 Well done, Frasier. 119 00:04:47,150 --> 00:04:48,890 You're off the hook as a parent. 120 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:52,200 Why is this man running commentary 121 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:54,380 on our family affairs? 122 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:57,770 We spent a week in Aruba. 123 00:04:57,810 --> 00:04:59,420 I translated for you to the police 124 00:04:59,470 --> 00:05:01,560 when you threw your coffee at that bellboy. 125 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,990 Yes. Um... Off you go. 126 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:05,740 Thank you. 127 00:05:07,780 --> 00:05:09,430 This is your fault. 128 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:13,090 But your friend Ichabod isn't wrong. 129 00:05:13,130 --> 00:05:15,440 If we're not careful, our son 130 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,490 will shut both of us out of his life. 131 00:05:17,530 --> 00:05:19,750 - Sounds a tad dramatic. - Does it? 132 00:05:19,790 --> 00:05:21,660 What if Frederick has children? 133 00:05:21,710 --> 00:05:24,620 If we can't be in the same room at the same time, 134 00:05:24,670 --> 00:05:26,760 does that mean that one of us will miss out 135 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,150 on our grandchild's first steps? 136 00:05:28,190 --> 00:05:29,540 You're right. 137 00:05:29,590 --> 00:05:32,460 First, we're banned from his birthday, 138 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,290 then we're forbidden to go to his wedding. 139 00:05:34,330 --> 00:05:36,330 Before you know it, the maternal grandmother 140 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:38,510 is-is naming the first baby. 141 00:05:38,550 --> 00:05:40,990 And we end up with a grandchild named Gisella. 142 00:05:41,030 --> 00:05:44,640 - I hate his wife's family already. - Mm. 143 00:05:44,690 --> 00:05:48,470 You know, Lilith, I-I came back to Boston 144 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:51,220 to be a part of Frederick's life and to get to know him better. 145 00:05:51,260 --> 00:05:53,390 We've got to figure out something to fix this. 146 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,650 Honestly, not dealing with my parents at the party 147 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:57,960 is kind of a birthday gift to myself. 148 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,490 Oh, my parents were the same. 149 00:06:00,530 --> 00:06:02,750 Always fought over the silliest things. 150 00:06:02,790 --> 00:06:05,230 My father hated my mother's cooking. 151 00:06:05,270 --> 00:06:09,060 My mother hated my father's boyfriends. 152 00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:10,500 Freddy, maybe this is a chance 153 00:06:10,540 --> 00:06:12,126 for you and your parents to work things out. 154 00:06:12,150 --> 00:06:14,280 Give me one good reason I should try. 155 00:06:15,330 --> 00:06:17,630 Because my son will never be in the same room 156 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:19,370 with both his parents. 157 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:21,420 But you have an opportunity here. 158 00:06:23,730 --> 00:06:26,690 Yeah, okay. You're right. 159 00:06:26,730 --> 00:06:28,860 I'll go invite them both to my party. 160 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:31,820 Quite an angle. 161 00:06:31,860 --> 00:06:34,130 Invoking your deceased boyfriend. 162 00:06:34,170 --> 00:06:35,650 You win a lot of arguments that way? 163 00:06:35,690 --> 00:06:37,650 Haven't lost yet. 164 00:06:38,610 --> 00:06:40,660 Hey, Mom and Dad, I... 165 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:43,960 We would like you to invite both of us to your birthday party. 166 00:06:44,010 --> 00:06:47,010 Oh, uh, I was just gonna say that, uh... 167 00:06:47,050 --> 00:06:48,660 We'll do anything if you say yes. 168 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:56,020 Uh, I don't know, Dad. 169 00:06:56,060 --> 00:06:58,590 It's... it's kind of a big ask. 170 00:06:58,630 --> 00:07:00,550 You know, plus, I got a lot on my plate trying to 171 00:07:00,590 --> 00:07:02,460 figure out how I'm gonna pay for an open bar... 172 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:04,380 Oh, yes, yes. Uh, uh... 173 00:07:04,420 --> 00:07:07,330 I'll gladly pay for everyone's drinks. So? 174 00:07:07,380 --> 00:07:08,470 Great! Let's have a party. 175 00:07:08,510 --> 00:07:09,690 - Wonderful! - Hooray! 176 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,160 Can't wait. And you know 177 00:07:11,210 --> 00:07:12,560 it's not a party without Alan. 178 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,170 Who's Alan? 179 00:07:29,970 --> 00:07:31,450 Bowling. 180 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,410 I'm sorry I'm late. 181 00:07:42,370 --> 00:07:44,420 Good lord. What were you doing... 182 00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:46,550 lowering someone into a pit of alligators? 183 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:49,460 Trying to raid a lost ark? 184 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:52,640 Maybe romance a stone? 185 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:54,770 All good ones, Frasier. 186 00:07:54,820 --> 00:07:57,080 This is the suit I wore to your wedding. 187 00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:00,210 I'm hoping a visual clue will help jog Lilith's memory. 188 00:08:00,260 --> 00:08:02,090 Ah, yes, yes, and while you're doing that, 189 00:08:02,130 --> 00:08:05,520 I'll be busy trying to convince Frederick that I can be amicable 190 00:08:05,570 --> 00:08:07,960 with the sea witch who stole that mermaid's voice. 191 00:08:09,570 --> 00:08:10,896 You've got a lot of those, haven't you? 192 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,310 Yeah, I've been saving 'em up. 193 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:13,580 Oh, hello. 194 00:08:13,620 --> 00:08:15,490 - Oh. - Oh, sorry. 195 00:08:15,530 --> 00:08:16,686 David, what the hell are you doing? 196 00:08:16,710 --> 00:08:18,320 I'm the birthday coordinator. 197 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:20,150 And Frederick asked you to do this? 198 00:08:20,190 --> 00:08:21,280 Oh, he insisted... 199 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:22,890 that I didn't. 200 00:08:22,930 --> 00:08:24,696 But right here's where you get your rental shoes. 201 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:28,200 And, uh, make sure you take one of these. 202 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:29,900 It enters you in the birthday raffle. 203 00:08:29,940 --> 00:08:31,510 Thank you. And what's the prize? 204 00:08:31,550 --> 00:08:33,030 Oh, the prize is a chance to solve 205 00:08:33,070 --> 00:08:35,290 an ever-increasingly intricate set of riddles 206 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:37,820 ultimately culminating in, well, uh, 207 00:08:37,860 --> 00:08:38,950 ha-happy solving. 208 00:08:40,730 --> 00:08:42,870 - Dad. - Oh! Freddy. 209 00:08:42,910 --> 00:08:44,390 There you are. Happy birthday. 210 00:08:44,430 --> 00:08:45,430 Thanks. 211 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:46,960 Many happy returns, Freddy. 212 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,700 I'm afraid I'm not a hugger. 213 00:08:48,740 --> 00:08:51,870 My emotional state is very much in the Victorian era. 214 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:54,790 But I can offer you a birthday nod. 215 00:08:58,620 --> 00:09:01,060 Okay. Well, that's done. We bowling or what? 216 00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:02,750 Hey, no street shoes on the lanes. 217 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:03,930 You got to rent a pair. 218 00:09:03,970 --> 00:09:05,240 Yes, of course. Uh... 219 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:07,370 - Size 14, please. - And a nine. 220 00:09:09,460 --> 00:09:12,370 Oh, dear lord. Anybody could have worn these shoes. 221 00:09:12,420 --> 00:09:14,370 Especially in this neighborhood. 222 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:17,290 So close to Boston College. 223 00:09:17,330 --> 00:09:18,616 Yeah, and we got to take your shoes 224 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:19,550 to make sure you don't steal ours. 225 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,080 Curses. 226 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:23,080 You've foiled my dastardly 227 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:26,210 shoe heist plan, Chip. 228 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:28,756 What's the bowling alley equivalent of 229 00:09:28,780 --> 00:09:30,350 "park these out front"? 230 00:09:31,830 --> 00:09:35,310 Okay, Dad, Mom's here. Y-You two can be civil, 231 00:09:35,350 --> 00:09:36,766 - yes? - Yes, of course we can be civil. 232 00:09:36,790 --> 00:09:38,050 I'll show you civil. 233 00:09:38,090 --> 00:09:40,180 Happy birthday, Frederick. 234 00:09:40,230 --> 00:09:41,310 Thanks, Mom. 235 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:43,100 I brought you a gift. 236 00:09:43,140 --> 00:09:45,490 Hello, Lilith. Do I look familiar now? 237 00:09:45,540 --> 00:09:47,630 Oh, come on, Mom. 238 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:50,500 Surely you recognize the mayor of Key West. 239 00:09:50,540 --> 00:09:51,980 No. 240 00:09:52,020 --> 00:09:54,630 No, no, he's that chicken magnate from "Kantucky." 241 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:56,850 Oh, no, Dad, he's obviously 242 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:58,640 the simple country lawyer who doesn't 243 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,160 have a lot of fancy book learning 244 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,860 but knows the good people of this parish. 245 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:04,820 Oh, Frederick, please, don't insult the supervillain 246 00:10:04,860 --> 00:10:06,690 who squared off against James Bond 247 00:10:06,730 --> 00:10:09,080 at the Monte Carlo Casino. 248 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,210 Boys, please. 249 00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:14,090 They're just joking. I know who you are. 250 00:10:14,130 --> 00:10:15,910 So, go ahead 251 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:18,530 and welcome us to Jurassic Park. 252 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:23,310 I must go. 253 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,100 I have a riverboat to catch. 254 00:10:30,410 --> 00:10:31,840 - Shall we? - Oh, oh, Lilith, 255 00:10:31,890 --> 00:10:33,280 no, you have to turn in your shoes. 256 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:35,890 No. 257 00:10:35,930 --> 00:10:37,680 Excuse me. 258 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,640 I was here last year for my son's party. 259 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:42,770 It's Chip, isn't it? 260 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,860 I'll be keeping my own shoes, yes? 261 00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:46,080 Yes, of course, Dr. Sternin. 262 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:48,080 I didn't even ask for them, he did. 263 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,170 Probably don't even have her size. 264 00:10:51,210 --> 00:10:54,080 Do you even carry anything in woman's cloven? 265 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,390 - Hey! - Hello! 266 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,740 - Dr. Sternin, good to see you. - Hello, Moose. 267 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:02,740 Well, Moose, you know Freddy's mother? 268 00:11:02,790 --> 00:11:04,920 Oh, yeah. She started me on art therapy. 269 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:06,840 Helped me get in touch with my feelings. 270 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,270 I do watercolors now. 271 00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:09,490 Check it out. 272 00:11:09,530 --> 00:11:10,840 That's me throwing my dad 273 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,360 off the Empire State Building 274 00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,580 in front of his mistress. 275 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:17,060 Think it has something to do with my fear of heights. 276 00:11:18,370 --> 00:11:20,150 We should go back to twice a week. 277 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:24,160 Hey, Dr. Sternin, uh, I-I brought you a drink. 278 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,640 Thank you. 279 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:28,510 Now, I know you said never to hug you... 280 00:11:28,550 --> 00:11:30,640 and I think that that's working for us. 281 00:11:31,770 --> 00:11:33,820 I'll go find Freddy. 282 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:37,260 Eve. Why are you bending over backwards for Freddy's mother? 283 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:38,740 I'm not. I'm just trying to make sure 284 00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:40,300 that you both have a lovely evening. 285 00:11:40,350 --> 00:11:41,870 Well, thank you, that's very kind. 286 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,650 I would love a cocktail, too. 287 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:46,270 Of course. The bar is right over there. 288 00:11:47,270 --> 00:11:49,400 Want to bowl on our team, Dr. Sternin? 289 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,440 We'll give you a fun scoreboard name. 290 00:11:51,490 --> 00:11:53,360 Like Crazy Turkey. 291 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,320 Oh, that's good in bowling. 292 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,410 We'll even bowl for you if you like because we know 293 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,606 how you feel about putting your fingers 294 00:11:58,630 --> 00:11:59,930 in public holes. 295 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:02,280 Can you believe what Lilith's doing? 296 00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:04,280 Oh, it's unconscionable. 297 00:12:04,330 --> 00:12:07,160 Pretending she doesn't remember me in Aruba. 298 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,046 I'm talking about how she's deliberately flaunting 299 00:12:09,070 --> 00:12:10,786 how much better she knows Freddy's friends than I do. 300 00:12:10,810 --> 00:12:12,250 Will you stop worrying about Lilith? 301 00:12:12,290 --> 00:12:13,550 It's all in your head. 302 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,730 Well, thank you, Not-So-Great Gatsby. 303 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:20,780 Suppose I have to be patient. 304 00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:22,480 You know, it'll be my time to shine 305 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:25,170 once I show Frederick his gift. 306 00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:28,310 Ah. A pen. 307 00:12:29,570 --> 00:12:32,310 Are you going to use it to write down what the present is? 308 00:12:33,790 --> 00:12:36,360 Growing up, Freddy's favorite book was 309 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,400 The Catcher in the Rye. 310 00:12:38,450 --> 00:12:40,450 So, I did some legwork today 311 00:12:40,490 --> 00:12:42,580 and I was able to secure this pen, 312 00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:44,410 once owned by 313 00:12:44,450 --> 00:12:47,630 J.D. Salinger. 314 00:12:47,670 --> 00:12:50,590 That's amazing. 315 00:12:50,630 --> 00:12:54,770 Think of all the books he didn't finish with that pen. 316 00:12:58,730 --> 00:13:00,730 What? How are you so good at this? 317 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,780 Well, the trick was not getting good enough grades 318 00:13:02,820 --> 00:13:04,430 to get into college. 319 00:13:04,470 --> 00:13:06,870 No way. I'm a college dropout. 320 00:13:06,910 --> 00:13:09,000 Never seen that as a plus till now. 321 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:11,570 Look at us, just being hot and dumb. 322 00:13:11,610 --> 00:13:12,610 Tell me about it. 323 00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:13,936 You know, if I worked at Dunkin, 324 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,570 - I'd be a Boston nine. - Mm. 325 00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:18,140 Hey, there you are. 326 00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:19,840 You're missing your party, man. 327 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,580 Yeah. It's my birthday. 328 00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:23,540 All my friends are out there, and my parents. 329 00:13:23,580 --> 00:13:25,500 You're having a bowling party? 330 00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:27,630 Yeah, didn't you hear? He's turning ten. 331 00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:30,540 Mm. How my parents doing out there? 332 00:13:30,590 --> 00:13:32,680 Actually, they're behaving. 333 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,200 I think. 334 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:35,510 It's also an open bar. 335 00:13:35,550 --> 00:13:38,030 So, I'm a tipsy bit tiny. 336 00:13:38,070 --> 00:13:40,380 Tiny tip... 337 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,030 I've been drinking. 338 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,406 All right, everybody, gather around. 339 00:13:44,430 --> 00:13:46,120 It's time for the gifts. 340 00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:47,886 - Hey! The birthday boy. - It's the gifts, buddy. 341 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,560 Happy birthday, Frederick. 342 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:53,260 From your loving mother. 343 00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,870 Me. 344 00:13:58,050 --> 00:14:00,310 Oh. Wow, Mom. 345 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:03,190 It's a football. 346 00:14:03,230 --> 00:14:05,270 Because you like football. 347 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:09,020 Yeah, no, I... I-I get it. Thanks. 348 00:14:09,060 --> 00:14:10,410 It's... That's great. 349 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,110 Just a football? 350 00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:15,850 So much for one-upping me. Huh. 351 00:14:15,890 --> 00:14:18,030 I actually feel sorry for her. 352 00:14:18,070 --> 00:14:20,770 Oh, no, wait... it's gone. 353 00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:23,210 Just a moment, this was supposed to be signed. 354 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:25,290 Excuse me a minute. Uh... 355 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,170 Pardon me, sir. 356 00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:31,870 - Oh! - Whoa! 357 00:14:31,910 --> 00:14:33,170 Vince Wilfork? 358 00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:35,430 No friggin' way! Vince Wilfork's here! 359 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:37,650 - Oh, my God, oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 360 00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:39,870 I don't know who this is but I'm so excited 361 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,530 - by your excitement. - Yes. 362 00:14:41,570 --> 00:14:43,920 He won the Vincent Lombardi trophy. 363 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,790 I'm told that's a big deal. 364 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,530 Mr. Wilfork, I... 365 00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:50,800 I watched you win the Super Bowl twice with the Pats... 366 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,450 those were the... 367 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,110 those were the best nights of my life. 368 00:14:54,150 --> 00:14:55,670 Mom, how did you... 369 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:59,200 Well, uh, Mr. Wilfork is an old acquittance. 370 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:00,940 Well, actually, I was her patient. 371 00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:02,940 - Wait, really? - Yes. 372 00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:05,380 Your mom helped me tackle the scariest linebacker of all: 373 00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:06,640 shyness. 374 00:15:07,810 --> 00:15:09,080 Your mom really helped me out. 375 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:11,340 Happy birthday, Freddy. Got a pen? 376 00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:13,390 - Uh, pen... - Oh, found one! 377 00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:14,690 Oh... 378 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,790 - It's not working. - Try licking it. 379 00:15:21,830 --> 00:15:22,830 No! 380 00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:26,960 What a piece of junk. Anyone got a Sharpie? 381 00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:32,726 Frasier, you probably don't want to hear this, 382 00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:35,410 but, um, could you take a picture of me 383 00:15:35,450 --> 00:15:37,370 and Vince Wilfork? 384 00:15:42,590 --> 00:15:45,720 This is unbearable. I can't keep losing in front of my son. 385 00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:47,640 Oh, don't sell yourself so short. 386 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,550 You can and you will. 387 00:15:50,770 --> 00:15:52,730 Lilith's been outshining me the whole night. 388 00:15:52,770 --> 00:15:54,610 Freddy's friends are clearly drawn more to her. 389 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:55,990 She had the better gift. 390 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:58,470 Chip prefers her, too. 391 00:15:58,520 --> 00:15:59,740 Chili fries for the lady. 392 00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:01,016 - On the house, of course. - Oh. 393 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,300 Thank you, Chip. 394 00:16:02,350 --> 00:16:03,960 Oh, these are revolting. 395 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,546 Would you throw those away for me, please? 396 00:16:05,570 --> 00:16:07,400 Yes, of course, ma'am. 397 00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:12,100 Uh, another dirty mojito, please. 398 00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:13,620 You. 399 00:16:13,660 --> 00:16:15,360 I remember you. 400 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:19,020 You were the wedding guest who kept pestering the bartender 401 00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:22,060 to add olive brine to the mojitos. 402 00:16:22,110 --> 00:16:25,890 Yes! And you called me the briny bastard. 403 00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:29,770 And after you downed seven of them, 404 00:16:29,810 --> 00:16:32,990 you grabbed the microphone and told a bawdy story 405 00:16:33,030 --> 00:16:34,990 about a brothel in Amsterdam. 406 00:16:35,030 --> 00:16:38,910 Yes. My go-to wedding toast. 407 00:16:38,950 --> 00:16:42,080 And then you broke into the hotel menagerie 408 00:16:42,130 --> 00:16:47,740 and fed all the animals $2,000 worth of caviar. 409 00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:50,570 We were charged for that fiasco. 410 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,620 At which point you said 411 00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:54,880 you were going to "pop into your car, 412 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:57,880 grab your wallet and pay us back." 413 00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:00,280 I never saw you again. 414 00:17:01,410 --> 00:17:04,320 Lilith, I'm so flattered you remember me. 415 00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:09,280 And I must say that I feel absolutely dreadful 416 00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:11,590 about not paying you back. 417 00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:15,070 Just let me pop out to the car and get my wallet. 418 00:17:19,950 --> 00:17:22,730 And what are you doing sitting here, missing the party? 419 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,600 I hate to get sportsy, but... 420 00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:29,220 this evening has been a home run. 421 00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:31,650 Maybe for you. 422 00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:33,570 "I hate to get sportsy." 423 00:17:35,050 --> 00:17:37,400 You sound like a full-on sports lover. 424 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,100 Take that back. 425 00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:40,140 Sports lover. 426 00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:42,100 No, I... 427 00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:44,710 Angel. There you are. 428 00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:46,190 You guys good? 429 00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:48,930 - Never been better. - We are having great fun. 430 00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:55,680 Admit it, you played dirty with that extravagant gift. 431 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,110 I wasn't playing dirty. 432 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,990 I'm sure you'd have thought of the same gift 433 00:17:59,030 --> 00:18:00,900 if you knew our son as well as I. 434 00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:02,990 Horse twaddle. 435 00:18:03,030 --> 00:18:04,730 You don't know him better than I do. 436 00:18:04,770 --> 00:18:06,120 Of course I do. 437 00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:08,520 I've been present almost his entire life. 438 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,300 You were never around. 439 00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:12,390 Well, I'm around now. 440 00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:14,870 You'd be surprised how close we've grown. 441 00:18:14,910 --> 00:18:17,130 You're lucky there isn't some quantifiable way to prove 442 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:18,440 which of us knows Freddy best. 443 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,750 It's time for the Freddy quiz. 444 00:18:22,270 --> 00:18:25,010 Whoever proves to know Freddy best wins! 445 00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:29,100 Game on. 446 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:36,200 Everyone gather around. Time for the Freddy quiz. 447 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,900 Uh, David, could we pull the plug on this whole thing? 448 00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:40,550 I just met this girl 449 00:18:40,590 --> 00:18:42,526 and I'd love to not be embarrassed in front of her. 450 00:18:42,550 --> 00:18:44,070 I would never embarrass you. 451 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:45,900 All right, first question. 452 00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:48,430 What nail polish did Freddy wear when he was goth? 453 00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:52,560 Sabbath Black. 454 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:55,650 He had me go into something called Hot Topic. 455 00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:58,830 Correct. Point for Aunt Lilith. 456 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,400 Poi-Point for Dr. Sternin. 457 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:05,180 What is Freddy's blood type? 458 00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:06,840 He's O-negative. 459 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:10,320 Correct. Universal donor, what a hero. 460 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:13,890 Next, what is Freddy's favorite book? 461 00:19:13,930 --> 00:19:15,190 Oh, I know this one. 462 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,890 The Catcher in the Rye. 463 00:19:16,930 --> 00:19:19,200 Well, it was until he read Oliver Twist. 464 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,370 Freddy, is that true? 465 00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,240 I like books about orphans. 466 00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:23,720 Wonder why. 467 00:19:23,770 --> 00:19:25,900 Another point, Dr. Sternin. 468 00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:27,176 You're doing very poorly. 469 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,250 Yes. 470 00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:30,820 Thank you, Tiny. 471 00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:34,340 Next question. What is Freddy's favorite breakfast? 472 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,650 Easy. "Captain" Crunch. 473 00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:39,000 The same since he was six years old. 474 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,440 I'm sorry, Lilith, uh, lately 475 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,830 Freddy has been enjoying my eggs benedict. 476 00:19:42,870 --> 00:19:46,140 The one where I replace the ham with truffle-crusted lobster. 477 00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:47,920 Why are you cooking him breakfast? 478 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,750 Well, we're living together, so it'd be rude for me 479 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,060 to make breakfast and not include him. 480 00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:54,930 Oh. 481 00:19:54,970 --> 00:19:57,166 Did someone neglect to tell you that we're living together? 482 00:19:57,190 --> 00:19:58,980 Is this true? 483 00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:02,720 Uh... I'd like to cede my time to Alan again. 484 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,500 Alan's not here. 485 00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:06,680 Who is Alan?! 486 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,420 Well, well, well. 487 00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:11,030 Seems someone doesn't know her son 488 00:20:11,070 --> 00:20:12,420 as well as she thought she did. 489 00:20:12,470 --> 00:20:15,340 Dr. Sternin, you're a sports lover. 490 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,520 What's the phrase they use in sports when they, uh, 491 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:18,950 is it, uh... 492 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,366 "In your face"? Yes, I believe it is. 493 00:20:20,390 --> 00:20:23,000 - In your face! - In yourface! 494 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,520 E-Enough! 495 00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:26,790 This is why I didn't want you both at my party. 496 00:20:26,830 --> 00:20:29,180 It's-it's just like my sixth birthday 497 00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:31,090 at the Boston Opera all over again. 498 00:20:32,270 --> 00:20:34,270 Or my tenth birthday at the Seattle Opera. 499 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,670 Or my 11th birthday back at the Boston Opera. 500 00:20:36,710 --> 00:20:38,490 Oh, and by the way, 501 00:20:38,540 --> 00:20:40,646 it would've been nice to have a clown at one of my parties 502 00:20:40,670 --> 00:20:42,760 who wasn't singing in Italian! 503 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:46,110 Now would you please just both leave? 504 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,470 - Question five, which... - David. 505 00:21:08,130 --> 00:21:10,000 Ah. Lilith. 506 00:21:10,050 --> 00:21:12,480 Thought I heard the neighborhood dogs howling. 507 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,700 How did you find me? 508 00:21:15,750 --> 00:21:18,180 The coconut scent of your bronzer lured me 509 00:21:18,230 --> 00:21:22,320 like a cartoon vagabond to a pie on a windowsill. 510 00:21:24,060 --> 00:21:25,320 Eve told me. 511 00:21:25,370 --> 00:21:27,590 Won't you come in? 512 00:21:27,630 --> 00:21:30,850 I'm here to inspect our son's living quarters. 513 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,240 Of course you are. 514 00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:34,110 Would you care for a drink? 515 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,460 Thank you. 516 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,520 Boy... 517 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,520 we were in rare form today, weren't we? 518 00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:48,350 Doing what we do best. 519 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:51,170 Strange, that in the middle of our sniping I thought to myself, 520 00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:53,480 "Ah, the good old days." 521 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,440 I felt that, too. 522 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,310 Well, since it's why you're here, 523 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:00,970 shall I show you Freddy's room? 524 00:22:01,010 --> 00:22:02,450 Thank you. 525 00:22:02,490 --> 00:22:05,540 Is that Rorschach wallpaper? 526 00:22:05,580 --> 00:22:07,800 Yes. What do you see? 527 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,630 I see someone trying too hard. 528 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,540 As hard as I'm trying to find fault 529 00:22:13,590 --> 00:22:15,630 with Frederick's new living arrangements, 530 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:19,070 they are absolutely tolerable. 531 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,640 High praise indeed. 532 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,160 Are you unwell? 533 00:22:23,210 --> 00:22:27,170 No, but what I'm about to say 534 00:22:27,210 --> 00:22:29,950 may very well destroy me. 535 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,390 You were right. 536 00:22:31,430 --> 00:22:34,130 I beg your pardon? You said what? 537 00:22:34,170 --> 00:22:35,610 You were right. 538 00:22:35,650 --> 00:22:38,400 You were right. You were right. 539 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,310 I was competing. 540 00:22:40,350 --> 00:22:43,360 Marking my territory with Frederick's peers 541 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:46,580 like a warm and nurturing mama bear. 542 00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:48,670 But why? 543 00:22:49,710 --> 00:22:51,630 You were always close with Frederick. 544 00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:52,840 You were already winning. 545 00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:56,110 Neither of us was winning. 546 00:22:56,150 --> 00:22:58,240 He lied to us both. 547 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:02,460 He knows we cannot be in the same room together. 548 00:23:02,510 --> 00:23:06,120 After 30 years, what the hell's wrong with us? 549 00:23:07,770 --> 00:23:10,040 You know people don't easily change. 550 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:13,300 I thought we were better than people. 551 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,780 I wonder 552 00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:19,740 if we're competing for Frederick's affection 553 00:23:19,780 --> 00:23:21,960 to relieve some of the guilt we feel 554 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,570 for breaking up our family. 555 00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:25,310 Ah. 556 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:28,230 Guilt. The legal tender of the divorced parent. 557 00:23:28,270 --> 00:23:30,750 Interesting analysis, Dr. Sternin. 558 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,800 Thank you, Dr. Crane. 559 00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:36,710 Well, at least we didn't screw him up completely. 560 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:39,200 He was doing pretty well with that girl at the bowling alley. 561 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,890 Who knows? A year from now, 562 00:23:41,940 --> 00:23:44,850 we might be bouncing Gisella on our knee. 563 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,730 Happier times. 564 00:23:50,770 --> 00:23:52,160 Mm. 565 00:23:52,210 --> 00:23:54,430 - That I usually ruined. - Yes. 566 00:23:55,560 --> 00:24:00,430 Gosh, I sure did make some big mistakes back in the day. 567 00:24:03,390 --> 00:24:05,790 I have a lot to make up for. 568 00:24:06,790 --> 00:24:08,050 Frasier. 569 00:24:10,050 --> 00:24:12,230 I don't like to see you suffer. 570 00:24:12,270 --> 00:24:14,490 I mean, I do, but 571 00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:17,280 I appreciate that you're here now for Frederick 572 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,100 and I'm sure that he does, too. 573 00:24:19,150 --> 00:24:21,280 For what it's worth, 574 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:24,240 those early years, 575 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,890 we made a good team. 576 00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:29,110 Yeah, a very combustible team. 577 00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:32,176 If we weren't tearing each other's heads off, 578 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,730 we were tearing each other's clothes off. 579 00:24:36,470 --> 00:24:37,950 It's funny. 580 00:24:37,990 --> 00:24:41,000 I don't feel like tearing your head off now. 581 00:24:42,950 --> 00:24:44,700 I appreciate that. 582 00:24:44,740 --> 00:24:46,350 Oh, dear. 583 00:24:46,390 --> 00:24:48,480 How are my hands? 584 00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:51,530 Cold as the Rockies. 585 00:24:56,490 --> 00:24:58,100 Oh, my God! What... 586 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,360 Are you... are you making out on my bed? 587 00:25:01,410 --> 00:25:02,556 - No. No. No. - I-I... I'm sorry, no. 588 00:25:02,580 --> 00:25:04,060 No, if it helps, 589 00:25:04,110 --> 00:25:05,750 we were thinking about you the whole time. 590 00:25:06,590 --> 00:25:09,070 Where's my sexy little... 591 00:25:09,110 --> 00:25:11,460 Oh, my God, why are your parents in here? 592 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:12,770 I'm out. 593 00:25:14,330 --> 00:25:16,290 Thanks for ruining my birthday. 594 00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:17,730 Twice. 595 00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:21,496 I'll take Christmas, you take Thanksgiving. 596 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,600 Deal. 597 00:25:31,570 --> 00:25:33,050 Y'all know how this goes. 598 00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:37,050 ♪ Hey, baby, I hear the blues a-callin' ♪ 599 00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:40,490 ♪ Tossed salads and scrambled eggs ♪ 600 00:25:42,450 --> 00:25:44,800 ♪ And maybe I seem a bit confused ♪ 601 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:47,580 Yeah, maybe. But I got you pegged. 602 00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:51,550 ♪ But I don't know what to do ♪ 603 00:25:51,590 --> 00:25:55,420 ♪ With those tossed salads and scrambled eggs ♪ 604 00:25:57,070 --> 00:25:59,550 ♪ Life's callin' again. ♪ 605 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:02,640 Bye-bye! 606 00:26:02,690 --> 00:26:04,810 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 43425

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