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Well, well, if it ain't
our landlord, Mr. Flint.
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Cut the soft soap.
I just came to inform you
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you'll have to vacate
at the end of the month,
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when your lease expires.
Why?
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Because I made a deal
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with the Pinch Penny Market
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at three times
the rent you're paying me.
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But we've been here 10 years.
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Oh, he's only joking, ain't you?
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Oh, oh. My lumbago.
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Oh, get me a plaster
for my back.
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Quick.
Get him a plaster.
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Bend over.
I... I can't.
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Oh.
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Hurry up, don't take all day.
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Here we are, fellows.
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All right, take that.
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There you are, pal.
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Take it off!
It's burning!
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It's burning!
I'll get it off.
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Hold still there.
Hold still there.
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Trying to boil me alive, huh?
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You did this on purpose.
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I'll have the law on you.
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I'll have you run out of town.
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Amos. Amos, I've been looking
all over for you, Amos...
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What are you following me for,
you old hag?
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I told you
to pack up and get out.
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I'm through with you.
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I'm giving you the air.
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I'm tired of looking
at an old hag like you.
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Now, 25 years is enough.
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I'll fix you too.
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You haven't heard
the very last of me yet.
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You'll regret this.
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I'll bet that miser eats
rusty nails for breakfast.
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Ever since I've become old
and lost my beauty,
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he's threatened
to run out on me.
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And now he's done it.
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Oh, what will I do?
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We have a spare room
in the back.
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And you're welcome to it.
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Thank you.
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Bless you, boys.
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Poor woman.
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It's tough to get old.
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Yeah.
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Hold it. Hold it.
I got it.
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What is it?
A terrific idea.
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If we can discover a vitamin
to make old people young,
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we'll become rich and famous.
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It's tremendous.
It's colossal.
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It's putrid.
Right.
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Then what are we stalling for?
Get busy.
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After you, doctor.
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After you, doctor.
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Why certainly, professor.
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Mishegas.
Mishegas.
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Hyreecon.
Hyreecon.
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Hyreecon.
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Hyreecon.
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You put in too much.
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What's the idea of hitting me
with that pestle?
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You're lucky I didn't hit you
with the mortar.
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The mortar the merrier.
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Quiet.
Ow.
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Put that pestle down, man.
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Mixer.
Mixer.
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Here's the mixer.
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Coming up.
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Okay.
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Get set.
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Oh.
Oh.
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Ooh, excuse me.
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Hey, it's generating.
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Hey, hey, break it up.
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Let's give it some air.
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On the fire.
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Get me that.
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Hey...
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What's the matter with you?
Cut it out, will you?
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Come on.
Hurry up.
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More.
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More H2O.
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I've got it.
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Here.
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I think it's out fellas.
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Hold everything.
I'll take a look.
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Double-crosser.
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Ingensomen.
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Anacanapanazan.
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Oh, boy, this time
I'm sure we've got it.
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Right-o.
And remove the pestle
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and release
the fountain of youth.
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Right.
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It's stuck.
Oh, step aside, nitwit.
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Hold the mortar.
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We're ready to try it.
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I refuse
to be the guinea pig again.
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Okay, kid, okay.
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All you have to do is smell it.
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All right,
we'll call Mrs. Flint.
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♪ Oh, Mrs. Flint ♪
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♪ Flint ♪
♪ Flint ♪
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Open your mouth.
And close your eyes.
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We're going
to give you a big surprise.
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Uh, well...
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Beep, beep, beep.
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I haven't felt like this since...
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Goodness knows when.
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I feel giddy.
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I actually feel young.
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You are. You are.
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Boys, we did it.
We did it.
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Our fountain of youth invention
will make us rich.
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We can buy our own building now.
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Come right over here and look.
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If I hadn't seen it
with my own eyes,
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I'd never believe it.
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I'm young again!
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She's gorgeous.
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May I have this dance?
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Yes.
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Wait.
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Do you mind if I cut in?
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Do you mind if I cut in?
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No.
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Say, you're not a bad dancer.
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Oh, I'm from Missouri.
We're waltzing.
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Yes, sir, what can I do for you?
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I want some bubble gum.
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Yes, sir.
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There we are.
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That will be five cents.
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Thank you.
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Hey, fellas.
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Oh, boy, a skyrocket.
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No, no, no. It's a cake I baked
to celebrate my re-birth.
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How do you like it?
Oh, that's terrific.
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Let's have a slice.
Oh, no.
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It has to be decorated
with marshmallows.
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I'll get the marshmallows.
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Uh, marshmallows.
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Oh, marshmallows.
Here's one that's open.
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Oh, heavens, my roast.
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Don't worry,
we'll drape the cake.
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Taste?
No, thanks, you take it.
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Get out of here.
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Here's the marshmallows.
All right.
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Has marshmallows got pits?
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No, they're empty
like your skull.
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Drape that cake.
I'll bring the dishes.
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All right.
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All right.
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The marshmallows
are a little stale.
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We got 'em in fresh yesterday.
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Could be.
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This reminds me
of filet of sole.
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And heel.
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Oh, what do you call this cake?
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Marshmallow jumbo.
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Tastes more
like marshmallow gumbo.
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Where are those scalawags?
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What's all the racket, Amos?
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Why, I... Serena.
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Why... Serena,
you're young and beautiful.
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How did you do it?
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We discovered
the fountain of youth.
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We can make old people young.
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Make me young.
Make me young.
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I'll... I'll give you
this store for nothing.
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I've got a deed right here
in my pocket.
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I'll sign it right over to you.
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That's fair enough.
Get busy, boys.
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Now, wait a minute, Flint.
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We don't know how this stuff
is going to work on a man.
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You can't back down
on your bargain.
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It'll work.
It worked on Serena.
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Beep, beep, beep.
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I feel funny, awful funny.
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I'm starting
to feel young already. Ha.
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I'm turning younger
every second.
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My blood is boiling
like a geyser.
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Even my muscles seem
to be growing.
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I feel as strong as an elephant.
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I feel like a changed man.
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I feel like I could tear
the building apart.
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You dirty double-crossing rats.
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So you made a monkey
out of me, eh?
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Why, I'll tear you apart.
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Open up there.
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Let me in.
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Larry.
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What happened, Larry?
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Go on. Say it.
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Hey, get a bottle
of smelling salts.
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All right, kid.
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What...
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What's the idea
of kicking me, you back-biter?
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Honest, M-M-Moe,
I d-d-didn't d-d-do it.
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You didn't kick me
when you were sta...?
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Oh, I suppose he did it.
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I ought to punch you right...
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I've got you.
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Easy, now.
Take it easy.
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Let me go. Let me go.
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Take it easy. Whoa.
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I'll flatten
your head like a pancake.
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Oh, get up.
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Moe, your head
is as flat as a pancake.
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But you look better that way.
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Do something.
Get me out of this.
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All right, hold still.
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There you are.
Now, put your head down there
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and I'll iron it out.
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Put it right down there.
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There you are.
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That looks swell.
How do you like that?
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00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:18,660
Oh, those bells.
220
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,162
Well, it's a good thing
I brought...
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00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:25,401
Hey, fellas,
the chloroform knocked him cold.
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I got an idea.
This guy will make us rich.
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We'll put it in a cage
and exhibit
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the only talking gorilla
in captivity.
225
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:36,545
Hey, it would be better
with two talking gorillas.
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00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:39,237
Yeah, but where
are we going to get...?
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No. Moe, that look in your eye.
I ain't no gorilla.
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Not yet. Wait till I get
the fountain of youth.
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Now, wait a minute... No.
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It's great being a gorilla.
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You don't have
to pay income tax.
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I don't care. Let me go.
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Let go of me.
I don't want to be a gorilla.
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Wait a minute.
Now, don't get excited.
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All you have to do is open
your mouth and say, "Ah".
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No.
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I didn't...
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00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,388
Beep, beep, beep.
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