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I tell you, Jim, we gotta
do something about this report.
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Three of our delegates
smell a rat.
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We'll have to kick them out
and get new ones.
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If Egger
isn't elected president,
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we'll never be able
to make that oil grab.
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You're right. And we've gotta
get that oil by hook or crook.
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What we need are three delegates
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who are too dumb to think
and who'll do what we tell them.
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Now, where do we find such guys?
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Come in.
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Sorry to disturb you, boss,
but we gotta clean the joint.
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It'll only take a few minutes.
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That's all right, boys,
you won't disturb us.
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Thank you.
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Right.
Right.
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Oh, come on.
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Hey, that's the wall
the boss wants cleaned.
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If they're half as dumb
as they look,
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I think we've found our men.
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Wash the wall
and don't spare the water.
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Right.
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Get out of here.
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Get that squeegee
and get busy, you porcupine.
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Ah.
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Oh.
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Hey, you.
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How...
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Excuse me, Moe,
I didn't mean it.
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Honestly, I didn't.
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Okay, okay, kid, relax.
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Nothing's gonna happen.
All right.
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Where's the sponge?
Here it is.
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Oh, thanks.
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It's a big one, isn't it?
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Ow, oh, oh.
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Hey, what's the idea
of sponging on me?
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Why don't you
mind your own business.
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Oh. Oh!
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See that?
Yeah.
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There.
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Why you...
Oh!
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He broke it, he broke it.
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Oh!
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Hey, you got a hangnail,
you know that?
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Hangnail, eh?
Yeah.
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You didn't get it all,
there's anoth...
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Hey!
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Hey, hey, your vacuum
is sucking up all those papers.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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You boys are gonna
have to be more...
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I...
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My toup...
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Hey!
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My toupee is in your vaccum.
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You... You... Oh, it is?
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Look, you idiot,
you scalped him.
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Yeah.
I'll get it for you,
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don't worry.
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Don't worry
about it.
But my...
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Shemp, hurry up.
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I've got it.
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Here it is, right there.
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Okay, easy, now.
Take it easy.
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This thing'll never stay on.
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Hold everything.
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I'll fix it
so he'll never lose it.
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Okay. Wait a minute!
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You out of your mind?
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You wanna punch a hole
in this man's toupee?
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Yow boys are gonna have to pay.
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I... I know...
I never had such a...
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It's an accident.
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I tell you,
take it nice and easy.
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Relax.
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Never.
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Relax.
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Never in my life have I had...
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Here you are, Moe, here you are.
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Shine up that honeydew.
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Okay, okay, boys.
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That's it.
There, there.
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Wh... What's going on?
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I tell you...
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Steady now.
There it is.
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Get it working there.
Right there.
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All right, take it easy.
Take it easy.
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Wait a minute,
what's going on here?
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What are you men...?
You can't do that.
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- There you are.
- You look beautiful.
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Your own mother
wouldn't recognize you.
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To coin a phrase,
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"It's your toupee
and you're stuck with it."
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Get it? Toupee?
Stuck with it?
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There, you idiot.
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Mm...
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Oh, those stupid idiots.
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How dumb can guys be?
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Relax, Jim, relax.
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They're just what
the doctor ordered.
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Hm?
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Hey, boys, come here.
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Hurry.
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How would you boys like
to make a lot of easy money?
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You name it, we'll do it.
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Good. We'd like you boys
to be delegates
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at the presidential convention.
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You're a cinch, boss.
We know all about conventions.
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We seen 'em on the television.
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Show him, boys.
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And pep it up like
you're at the convention.
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We're at the convention,
we're at the convention,
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the halls of bedlam.
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The people are moving about us,
impossible to move.
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Everyone is shouting
and talking hysterically.
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You have to elbow your way
through the crowds.
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We scream and holler
and above the dim roar,
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our voices blast out:
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"Vote for the one and only,
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"That fearless, that honest man
of the people,
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"by the people, for the people,
and against the people.
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So let's vote for..."
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Moe, who shall we vote for?
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Vote for that ham...
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Uh, Hammond Egger.
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Oh!
Go on.
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The place is a bedlam.
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Trumpets are blasting.
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They're off and running
around the far turn,
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White Socks is out in front.
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Cardinal's a-running close by.
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The Giant's a-coming up fast.
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He's coming again and...
Hey, hey, hey.
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You're at the wrong
convention.
Oh.
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Hammond Egger wants your vote
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Shout his praises
From your throat
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You'll eat steak
Instead of stew.
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Five, four, three, two
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Three, two. Three, two
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Hold it, hold it.
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L'm-a demand a recount.
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What's the delegate's name?
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Geronimo from Rico Puerto.
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How many votes?
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Two.
Two?
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Yeah, two.
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You got your recount.
Get out of here.
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The convention
is getting out of control.
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Will the sergeant at arms
please clear the aisles?
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Order, order.
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I'll take a steak
and French fries.
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You're out of order.
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Get out of here.
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We're going to this convention
like soldiers.
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Fall in.
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Right shoulder, arms.
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About-face.
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Get over here.
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Get around, will ya?
All right.
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Now, about-face.
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Why, you...
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Come on, come on.
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Oh, are my feet sore.
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I'm all in.
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You know, a guy takes a terrible
beating at these conventions.
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I'll say.
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Hey, I'm glad room service
sent the food up,
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I'm dying for a cup of coffee.
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Me too.
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Pour me some coffee too!
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Oh, my foot is killing me.
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Be quiet.
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Fido, be quiet.
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Oh, is that foot hot.
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Ah, ah.
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Here's your coffee, Shemp.
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Oh, thanks.
Thanks, Larry.
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You know, Larry,
I was just thinking.
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It's a lucky thing we found out
Hammond Egger is a crook
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before we voted for him.
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Yeah, and won't Wick burn
when he finds out
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we're not gonna vote
for his candidate.
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Say, boys, we better caucus.
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Not me. All day long
we had a rump session,
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and now you want me to caucus?
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I'm gonna have my coffee.
Go caucus yourself.
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Ah.
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Well, I'll fix that.
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I got a hot eye. I've heard of
hot feet, but never a hot eye.
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Well, I'll fix this all right.
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I'll fix this.
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There we are.
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That's better.
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Hey, fellas, I finished
my nomination speech.
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Listen.
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"Mr. Chairman,
ladies and gentlemen,
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fellow degenerates..."
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Uh...
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"uh, delegates.
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"In these sordid
and morbid times
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"when our national economy
is at stake
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and steak
is 3 dollars a pound..."
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"there is a crying need for
a man of destiny to step forth.
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"What our country needs
is tax reform, and land reform.
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"Instead,
all we get is chloroform.
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Shall we continue
to remain asleep?"
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Pay attention.
Can't you read the sign?
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Who's smoking?
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Get out of here.
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"Washington freed the country,
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"Lincoln freed the slaves.
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Our candidate will free
the working man from work."
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Hey, hey, watch it.
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Hooray.
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Thank you, thank you,
thank you, gentlemen.
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"From now on, there will be
a two-hour week."
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Hey!
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What's the matter with you?
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Oh, that two-hour week,
that got me.
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That two-hour week,
that's for me.
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Don't be a chump, you chump.
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You can't believe
all that stuff.
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That's a campaign
promise. Come on.
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Now, then.
Yes?
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Where was I?
Oh, yes.
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"Therefore, delegates,
it is my, extreme honor
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"to nominate
as our next president,
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Abel Lamb Stewer."
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Abel Lamb Stewer!
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Hooray!
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Abel Lamb Stewer!
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Vote for Lamb Stewer!
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Vote for Lamb Stewer!
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Everybody get on
the bandwagon for Stewer!
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Hurrah for Stewer.
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Go Stewer.
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We want Stewer.
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Yay! Vote...
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Now look at the mess you made.
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You made it too.
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Well, so I did.
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Hey, porcupine, come on,
let's clean the place up.
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I better wash up.
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Say, it must have been
an awful job
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to cut all these
little pieces of confetti up
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with a scissors.
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With a scissors? They don't use
a scissors, you dope.
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No?
No, a razor blade.
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Oh.
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How much money did Stewer's
manager give you for your vote?
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- Fifteen hundred dollars.
- So we can buy a yacht.
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And go fishing.
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Yeah, you got worms?
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Yeah, but I'm going anyhow.
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Say, something smells strong
around here.
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Well, don't look at me,
I changed my socks yesterday.
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Congratulations.
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Hey, let's eat.
I'm hungry.
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Me too.
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I could eat a horse.
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Don't look at me.
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I said a horse, not a jackass.
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Go on, got busy.
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Okay.
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What are you screaming about?
265
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Go on, carve the turkey.
266
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,950
I can't.
This thing isn't cooked.
267
00:12:21,974 --> 00:12:23,051
How do you know?
268
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,286
I jabbed it with a fork
269
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,421
and it hollered help.
270
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,156
Stand aside, lamebrain,
271
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,024
I'll carve it.
272
00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,760
Nyah.
273
00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:32,961
It's haunted.
274
00:12:32,985 --> 00:12:35,697
What are you trying to do,
starve me? Get over there.
275
00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:36,898
Why don't you quit playing?
276
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,000
Carve that turkey.
277
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:39,101
I'm scared to touch it.
278
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,669
Scared? You're crazy.
279
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,605
Look at that beautiful breast.
280
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,710
No wonder you can't
carve it, it's ticklish.
281
00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:51,547
Hey, maybe a little seasoning
will tenderize it.
282
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,931
Pass me the black pepper.
283
00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:57,653
That ought to do it.
284
00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:59,255
Gesundheit.
285
00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:05,628
Hey, fellas, I got an idea.
286
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,329
I'll stuff the turkey
with crackers,
287
00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:08,730
let them soak up the gravy,
288
00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:10,098
then we eat the crackers.
289
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,333
Smart boy.
290
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:12,801
Let me fix that,
you're losing it.
291
00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:14,102
Hey, we better hurry
292
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,771
because if we
don't get there in time,
293
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,461
we'll miss the whole...
294
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:22,144
That's funny.
295
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:23,312
I had a cracker in my hand,
296
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,913
and before I knew what happened,
297
00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:26,415
the...
298
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:27,550
Quit stalling.
299
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:28,850
How about those crackers?
300
00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:30,919
I can't do anything.
This turkey keeps grabbing
301
00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:32,388
the crackers out of my hand.
302
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:35,491
You're crazy. The next thing
you'll tell me it's walking.
303
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,415
Nyah.
304
00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:45,623
Wait a minute, I'll kill it.
305
00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:50,573
I'm sorry, Moe.
306
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:51,696
Why, you...
307
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:58,714
Where'd he go?
308
00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,282
He went thataway.
309
00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:05,554
I'll get it.
Look out.
310
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:08,145
Hey, fellas, we gotta rush back
to the convention.
311
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,529
Ow.
312
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:15,197
Come on, we better hurry up.
313
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:17,366
Yeah.
314
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,367
Let's go.
315
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,368
All right.
Come on.
316
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,937
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
What are doing?
317
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:23,339
What do you mean,
what am I doing?
318
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,374
And now to recap the voting,
319
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,643
this is the 65th ballot
and the score is tied
320
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,545
between Hammond Egger
and Abel Lamb Stewer.
321
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,247
There's some excitement
on the floor,
322
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,148
ladies and gentlemen,
just a minute please,
323
00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:34,182
until I check on it.
324
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:35,618
Where are those three idiots?
325
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,052
Why don't they cast their votes?
326
00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:38,754
That'd put us over.
327
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:41,189
The three delegates from
the 8th, 9th, and 10th district
328
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,824
have just cast their votes.
329
00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:44,926
Oh, boy, that's us,
we're in the bag.
330
00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:46,662
A great upset, a great upset.
331
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:48,864
The three delegates,
who were committed to Egger,
332
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,166
have switched their vote
in favor of Stewer.
333
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:53,969
Stewer is the nominee
for president.
334
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:56,305
Those dirty,
double-crossing rats.
335
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,306
Come on.
336
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:58,874
Wow.
337
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,576
Boy, oh, boy,
we sure put that over.
338
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,577
Yes, sir.
339
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:02,944
We're gonna be set for life.
340
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:04,413
To say nothing
of the dough we got.
341
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:05,847
We'll be members of the cabinet.
342
00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:08,049
Yeah, I'll make you
Secretary of Offence.
Thanks.
343
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,618
And you,
Secretary of the Inferior.
344
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:10,619
Thanks.
345
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,421
And I'll be Toastmaster General.
346
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:13,722
If you live long enough.
347
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,624
That's a nice crack to make.
348
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:16,692
I didn't say anything.
349
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,226
Me either.
But I did.
350
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,895
Why don't you mind
your own business?
351
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:20,929
Then we'll all get...
352
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,731
Nyah!
353
00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:32,402
You... Come on.
354
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,433
Now I've got you.
355
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:47,088
Come on, open up that door.
356
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,290
Open up.
357
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:50,314
They won't open it.
Let's break it down.
358
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:54,318
One, two, three.
359
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,138
We took care of them.
360
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,196
Dunk 'em, boys.
361
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:10,735
Get down there.
362
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:18,086
Hey, shouldn't be a total loss,
363
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,187
let's take a bath.
364
00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:20,456
Okay.
Good idea.
365
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,623
Okay.
366
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,024
Here, here, will you scrub my...
367
00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:24,326
Here, take this, will you?
368
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:27,129
All right, right under here.
Right there, give it to me.
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