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Eat your broccoli.

♪ ♪

Oh...

I found a velvet sectional
for the living room.

I put some plants behind it,
you know, scheffleras.

There is a gorgeous
new plant store in Arleta.

[chuckles]

Turns out I like Arleta.
Don't go there at night.

Oh, and Theresa
needs a grand piano.

I mean, who are we fooling
with this upright?

She's too good.

We're gonna have to hold off

on this stuff for a while,
all right?

Why?

♪ ♪

Where'd the money go, Vince?
Did it just disappear?

It's been
a tough couple of months.

Oh, yeah,
it's gonna be a tough year

if you keep letting
Johnny do your books.

Hey, that's business.
That's not your problem.

Oh, yes, it is.

You know who never loses money?

who tracks every cent

What comes in this house
like a hawk?

Not that you'd appreciate it.

I appreciate you.

And I need a new dishwasher.

It's hot in here.

How big of a piano
are we talking about?

You tell me.

You're better at fitting things
in tight spaces.

I'll get you the piano,
but the other stuff--

No, no, no,
I totally understand.

I completely understand.
- Good, good.

I got a surprise.
[both chuckle]

Guys got this off a truck.
- Oh, my God.

Brand-spanking-new.

- [gasps]
- Might put you in the mood.

[laughs]

Oh. Oh, my.

You didn't tell me
you got a second job modeling.

[laughs]

[squeals]

[upbeat music]

What the hell is this?

♪ Rag doll of ecstasy ♪

No, no, no.
No, Louie. I got it.

No problem.
I--I'll fix this. Okay.

No, thank you.

Uh, who do I go to
for petty cash?

We need some set pieces
that read Italian Renaissance.

Put that on ice, Prigger.
We got a bigger problem.

We're in business
with the Mob,

with the literal Mob

who whack people
and bootleg whiskey?

Well, it's not the 1920s,
but, yeah, Joyce.

You never thought to tell me

that the Mafia
delivers my magazine?

Guys in trucks
deliver our magazines,

and they are employed
by shipping companies

who may or may not,
but absolutely do,

have ties to organized crime.

Well, then let's get
a different distributor.

Great, you know anybody
who wants all their trucks

set on fire tomorrow?

Okay, so they're--
they're Catholic enough

to be offended by an article
on birth control,

but yet they're somehow fine
with naughty nuns?

These are
complicated people, Joyce.

They contain multitudes.

Don't quote
my heroes back to me.

It's so irritating
when you do that.

Don't--
[gasps]

They probably just blew past
the nuances in my article.

What if I talk to 'em and--

and I explain the benefits
of family planning?

Are you one of those people
who gets turned on

the moment before you die?

How could anybody answer that
with any accuracy?

You're just giving in?

No, I'm getting "Minx"
back on the shelves.

This is now
a shippable magazine.

One down and 499,000 to go.

You're welcome.
Grab a magazine.

[Andwella's
"Hold on to Your Mind"]

♪ Getting you
took a long, long time ♪

♪ What's your name?
Are you feeling fine? ♪

♪ Pull up a chair,
share my wine ♪

Hey, there they are.

♪ Close your eyes,
come inside ♪

Don't worry about us.

We will be in and out quicker
than a senator in a whorehouse.

There you go.

Doug Renetti, Bottom Dollar.
Thank you.

You do realize your
magazine's already broken out

by region--
like, all over the warehouse.

You gonna have to go around
pulling bundles.

It's gonna take all week.

All right, Bambi,
you are our page opener,

Richie, staple remover,
Shelly, article extractor,

and, Tina, bringing it all home
as our re-stapler.

Um, yeah, you know,
I think we should--

Yeah, um, I'm actually
a natural staple remover.

- Oh.
- It's a shoot day tomorrow.

These shouldn't be
near anything sharp.

Gotcha.

[stapler clicks]

Ooh, I like that.

I'm--I'm not trying
to die today.

Big centerfold
shoot tomorrow.

We're doing "David."
- Oh, Niven?

- Uh, no, Michelangelo.
- Oh, that's my Joyce-y.

This is what I'm talking
about right here--

the A-team setting
the standard.

I love to see it.
- How long is this gonna take?

I have so much to do
at the office.

We'll leave when we're done.
How's that?

- I suggested day laborers.
- Yeah, but they don't care.

They're mercenaries, just
ripping apart our magazine

like a pack of wolves.

No, I hire good people
who give a shit.

I'll go talk to 'em.

And I will get coffee.

Mm, now, I don't have a thing
for feet,

but check out
those little piggies.

I'd like to take them
to market.

[laughter]

As you were, gentlemen.

It's nothing I don't see
every single day.

In fact, I actually consulted
on this photo shoot,

which is why
our naughty teacher

is holding the book
right side up.

I wonder if you could point me
in the direction of the coffee.

It's in the cabinet,
but the pot's cracked.

Excuse me,
after an 18-hour shift,

you might get a case
of the dropsies, too.

18 hours?
That is a long day.

Tape is in the cabinet.

- Oh, merci.
- Right on.

What happened to your hand?

Forklift, one.
Carlos, zero.

Noted.

Oh, thank you.

- [coughs]
- Oh, my God.

[coughs]

- What's wrong with you?
- Oh, yeah.

Ventilation in the warehouse
is dog shit.

Fumes from the trucks.

Well, gentlemen, not to give
our current administration

too much credit,
but they did pass

federal workplace
safety regulations

two years ago.

Surely you've heard of OSHA?
- OSHA?

Yeah, you don't have to labor
in these awful conditions.

You, like all workers,
have rights.

♪ ♪

- How many more days, Tina?
- Not my call, Phil.

When the job's done,
it'll be done.

But fixing "Minx"
is not our job.

I have four profitable titles
of my own.

I spent all day yesterday
hauling magazine bales

like a goddamn farmer.

- Van leaves at 9:00.
- [sighs]

[sighs deeply]

[screams]
[snake hisses]

Oh, huh, oh--

Oh, that doesn't look
like Eddie.

- It's not Eddie.
- Who is Eddie?

The snake we book for shoots,
but that's not Eddie.

All right, okay, look,
we have been socialized

by the patriarchy
to think of ourselves

as victims
who need to be rescued,

but we're liberated women.

We can clearly
just rescue ourselve--

[snake hisses]
- Oh!

All right, okay, all right.
Okay, all right.

Aw, hi, friend.
Are you lost?

It's okay.

We're gonna find you
a new home.

What about the parking lot?

In a little ditch back there,
I saw a bunch of mice.

Seems like a fun time.
Yes, cutie.

Bleh! Okay, we have got
to put up a sign,

make sure people
do not leave the door open.

You think that thing
slithered in on a its own?

That was a threat.

Oh.

Message received, Louie,

and snake received.
[chuckles]

No, no, no, no, no,
I'm not accusing you.

I'm--I'm simply relaying news
of a wayward snake.

The point is,
is I will handle this 100%.

You are as reasonable
as you are kind.

Th--thank you. Bye.

Prigger!

Why do you always assume
that it's my fault?

Oh, was it some other jackass
in a pussy bow

riling up the warehouse guys,

educating them
about workers' rights?

It's a wildly unsafe environment.

Surely even the Mob
doesn't want their employees

dying on the job.
- They're the Mob.

They're famous
for being okay with that.

And I'm the bad guy here.

Listen to me, kid.
I went from having no "Minx"

to no magazines at all.

They won't deliver anything
of mine because of you.

15 years I'm in business
with these people, no problem.

You're here six weeks,
and I don't know

if I have a business anymore.
- Well, if it's that fragile,

I might argue that you don't
have a business at all, really.

Don't you take
the high road on me.

So you're into workers now?
You're their champion?

Is that it?
- Sure.

Stand up.
Look out the window.

I mean it.
Stand up, please.

Look out the window.

You see all these people?
- Mm-hmm.

Well, their asses
are on the line because of you.

All right, okay.

Surely there is
a simple solution here.

Yeah, there is.

You're gonna get your wish.

You're gonna talk to the Mob.

♪ ♪

Uh...

♪ ♪

I cannot believe
I'm missing this,

but I'm sure that everything
you need is right in here.

Oh, and Shelly knows
what I want, so...

I'm not sure where exactly
he's supposed to be looking.

Away from camera.

That's the "Minx" twist.
- Oh.

"The David" is idealized
male beauty.

It's a sculpture
that invites objectification,

but just as we reject men
looking at women,

we also reject men looking
at women looking at men.

But he's already
looking away.

Yes, that's why
we have him looking away

but in the opposite direction.

It subverts expectation.

- Oh.
- Okay. Uh, Dane, hop up there.

♪ ♪

[clears throat]

Am I supposed to look away?

You'll get used to it.

♪ ♪

Yeah, that's the rough idea,
I guess, but I have to go.

So, um, I know
you'll make it sing.

Joyce--

Is he just
gonna leave that there?

Lord in Heaven.

How long is this drive?

Those chocolate dicks are not
gonna hold up in the sun.

Think they're gonna melt?

Move over.

You have no flair
for presentation.

All right.
Thank you.

Today's gonna go good.

I'm gonna go to this
little shindig for Little Vito,

get some face time
with the big man,

and, boom,
we'll be back in business.

If I knew the fate of our
company came down to a T-shirt,

I would've sprung
for 100% cotton.

You sure you're cool
to hold down the fort?

You cool with waltzing
into a Mob boss' house?

Oh, come on,
these are L.A. gangsters.

The danger peters out the
further you get from Sicily.

♪ ♪

What is going on?
Are you worried about me?

I'm just not sure
bringing the problem

to solve the problem
solves the problem.

All right, well,
unless you got any connections

to a rival crime family,

I think this is our only move.

Hey, what do you think?

Cement shoes are gonna
go great with those slacks.

All right, go ahead.
Let me hear it.

Practice.
- [snorts]

- With pep.
- [sighs]

I'm sorry I sowed
seeds of resentment

at your warehouse.
- Joyce!

You are there
to kiss the ring, okay?

Oh, please.
He's not the Pope.

Not that that guy is any great
shakes either, by the way,

His policy on homo--
- No, Joyce.

You're there to apologize
and to congratulate Little Vito

on getting made, married,
or out of jail.

Under no circumstances
do you preach, rabble-rouse,

or speak truth to power.
No Joyce-ing.

Oh-ho, I didn't realize
I was a verb now.

And maybe, you know,
just to play devil's advocate,

aren't we here because
Joyce-ing is effective?

I--I activated
those workers, didn't I?

I'm so sorry.
What is your argument here?

That maybe I'm the perfect
person to change

a few hearts and minds
about reproductive rights.

Okay, you know what?
I think they made

their position on the pill

crystal clear, Prigger.

Why don't we take 'em
at their word

and stop pissing 'em off?

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm grea--yes.

All right, practice, go again.
- Oh, my God!

♪ ♪

[doorbell rings]

[cap gun pops]

[children shouting]

Vito, Vito,
don't go too far!

And no peeing
in the Larsons' yard!

Must be here for Vince.

Follow me.

Get the door.

Little Vito?

I thought it was ironic,

like Thin Joey
or Handsome Tom, okay?

[Bobby Darin's
"Beyond the Sea"]

♪ Somewhere ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Beyond the sea ♪

♪ She's there
watching for me ♪

♪ ♪

♪ If I could fly ♪

♪ Like birds on high ♪
- The ball is out!

♪ Then straight
to her arms ♪

♪ I'd go sailing ♪

Hey, Vince,
some work friends are here

at your son's birthday.

Doug Renetti, Bottom Dollar,
and this is--

Come on, honey.
Girls are in the kitchen.

Oh, no, I'm fine here.

I'd say just go
in the kitchen.

It's--this is where
all the action is.

Believe me, you'll be bored
out of your mind, sweetheart.

Go.
- Plans change.

Go make friends.
I'll pull you in if I can.

Come on, hon.
We need help in the kitchen.

♪ ♪

Help me settle a bet,
will you?

I say every man with a beard
has a weak chin.

[laughter]

You got me.
[laughs]

[indistinct chatter,
baby cries]

Oh, shoes off, hon.
We just polished the floors.

- Oh.
- Girls, this is Joyce.

She came in
with a very handsome fella.

- Oh!
- No, no, God, no.

He's not my boyfriend.
- Who is not her boyfriend.

Oh.

Wow, seems like
there is a lot of

unacknowledged labor
going on in here.

Do the men ever lift a finger
to help--

Here, stir the gravy.

I gotta frost the cake.

So we only had the one car,
the GTO,

and Freddy had to be
the one to drive it.

By the way,
Freddy hates left turns.

We'll make smaller
and smaller circles

till we just get somewhere.

We don't want to ruin
your nice outfit.

What was this, $30,
Bullocks on Wilshire?

Actually, yes.

And I go and buy
one of those baby car seats,

a pink one,
and I put it in the GTO.

Freddy comes home.

Now it's a woman's car.
- [laughs]

He goes out
and gets himself a Caddy.

I got the GTO.
- That's very clever.

But, uh, it reinforces
gender norms--

- Will you hold Steffi a sec?
- Sure.

Oh, God, I don't think
she likes me, though.

[bell dings]
- Don't forget the gravy.

[Steffi crying]

Quickly?

You know, there is
a new movement

called Wages for House--

You like?

- That is incredible.
- Mm.

Mm-hmm.

The problem isn't the angle.
It's the concept.

Then why don't we try
something else?

I mean, we're already
not doing the "David."

- Mm.
- Sure.

Look at this guy's giant hands
and cute little fella.

You have a much bigger penis
than the "David."

Much.

Standards of masculinity
were different

in Renaissance Florence.

Large penises were associated

with foolishness,
ugliness, and lust.

Oh.

Oh, okay.
[scoffs]

Listen, Joyce told us
her vision,

and we need to execute that.

But are we even in the
neighborhood of arousal here?

If we give Joyce
something that sparkles,

I mean, she'll find meaning
we didn't even know was there.

She is very good at that.

- Mm-hmm.
- It's the face thing.

I want to see his face.

It's the one thing
she was clear about--the face.

Can't you just use
a different lens or something?

Babe, that's not
how photography works.

Get him up there.
I'm gonna change the lens.

And it does a sani cycle.

Washes glasses
without leaving spots.

[women gasp]

Louie doesn't know it yet,

but he's getting me
one of these.

The design is very elegant,

but it just--you know what?

Appliances like this
just give women

the illusion of more time.
- Huh?

I want one,
but Freddy is so cheap.

That's consistent with the
Freddy you've been describing.

Oh, hon.
Steff just spilled her juice.

Will you get that for me?
- Yes.

Did you spill your juice?

Freddy, did you see
Francie's new dishwasher?

It soaks and scrubs.

- Looks expensive.
- Oh, I wasn't suggesting.

I know we can't afford it.

But maybe in a few years

when Francesca
or Brenda upgrade,

we can get their old one.

Louie's getting you
one of these?

It's been discussed.

Pick one up this weekend.

You're the boss.

[whispering]
Did you see that?

She just totally
manipulated him.

[dishes clatter]
- Time for birthday cake.

[normal voice]
She's good.

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause on TV]

What a tough loss, right?

But I think
we all know how it feels

to have something
pulled out from under you--

- Postgame, postgame.
- Yeah.

Let's just finish the postgame.

Tough one
out there today, Billy.

Those backers
were all over me

like a tick on a coonhound.

Only one thing left to do:

shake off the loss,
hit the town,

see what kind of tail
Buffalo has to offer.

Oh, gee--
you earned it, Billy.

[laughter]

They don't make 'em
like him anymore, right?

No, they don't--
a guy who makes mistakes

but somehow comes back
even stronger for the win--

It's the only position
in the league

where they still allow
white guys to even play.

It's the most important one.

They need someone
who strategizes good.

They don't let the mulignans
on the team for their brains.

You know, when I was young,
we had the Yankees, right?

And then they had a
Negro league, and it was fine.

It just worked fine.
Jackie Robinson comes along.

Before you know it,
I gotta hire these people.

Yeah, that's when the money
starts walking out the door.

That's why there's fucking
cash missing all the time.

Sticky fingers,
every single one of them.

Well, you know what they say
about the Sicilians.

They're no-good gangsters,
and they're thugs,

every single one of them.
[chuckles]

What'd you just say?

I'm making--I thought
you guys were gonna laugh.

I was making a joke.
I'm an Italian myself.

Oh, really?

You gotta be a Nablidon
of course, right?

- I don't speak the language.
- Oh, you're not Italian.

I didn't mean any disrespect.

I have nothing
but respect for you.

You know, a--at my company,
Bottom Dollar,

I got everybody under the sun
working for me.

My top lieutenant's Black.
A woman, Black woman.

- Oh.
- She's good, man.

She's good.
[chuckles]

When I had money missing,
it was her who figured out

who took it.
- Who stole it, her brother?

[laughter]
- [chuckles]

Funny, no, no.
All I'm saying is,

if somebody's
skimming off the top,

the chances are it's not
a low-level guy you just hired.

It's somebody who knows
your business the best.

It's the inner circle--

the people you let
your guard down around,

the ones you consider
your friends.

And if you ask me,
that's just common se--

[indistinct chatter on TV]

40% budget increase,
camera upgrades,

60-pound glossy stock--
what is this?

List of demands.
You know Doug has lost it.

- [sighs]
- We want a fair workplace.

We want what "Minx" gets.

- Shouldn't you be working?
- We can't.

"Minx" is two hours
over their studio time.

Big surprise.

[chair squeaks]
- [sighs]

♪ ♪

Vittorio!
It's time!

♪ ♪

[indistinct chatter]

♪ ♪

Vittorio!

[panicked chatter]

♪ ♪

Finally.
So?

So it's
a complex negotiation.

You haven't even brought up
the magazine yet, have you?

- Nope.
- Why are you so sweaty?

Your beard is really sweaty.
- Oh, shit.

all: ♪ Happy birthday to you
- It's dripping.

all: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday-- ♪

Vince needs
to speak with you one-on-one.

I thought I--I was gonna have
some cake first.

I strongly advise against it.
Come on.

all: ♪ To you ♪

♪ And many more
[laughter]

all: Happy birthday.
[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

Seven in a row.

How are you doing that?
Are you actually David?

No, I just grew up on a farm.

Okay, we have
to get back to work.

I changed
the whole lighting setup.

Let's just pretend like we've
never done any of this before.

I'm not your mother, Dane.

Thank God.

Up here.

- Oh, cramp.
- You okay?

Ooh, yeah, yeah.
Just give me a sec.

- Okay.
- Ooh.

[exhales sharply]

[inhales deeply]

[exhales sharply]

♪ ♪

- Where'd you learn this?
- Juilliard.

Calisthenics class, man.

I went there for a semester.
Too competitive.

[camera shutter clicking]

- All right, I'm good.
- No, no, no.

No, keep doing what
you're doing. It's great.

♪ ♪

Excellent.
Hold that for me.

Extend.

Gorgeous, stay there.
Stay there.

[camera shutter clicks]
Okay, give me--

Come on in.
Let's go.

Hey, Phil,
we're still shooting here.

- Not anymore.
- Phil, what's going on?

We're about to shoot.
That's what we're doing.

- What's happening?
- I don't know.

No, no, Phil,
we have the studio.

Show's over.

You guys have been here
long enough.

I'm in the middle of a shoot.

- What are you doing? Don't!
- Don't touch our books.

No, ladies, no, please.

If you could just cover it up.

Hey! Stop it! Knock it off!

I know that you don't respect
me, but you have to go.

That is a library book.

This is our book!
Absolutely not--

[glass shatters]

I said
knock it the fuck off!

"Minx," you went
way over your studio time.

You are one magazine out of 15.

- Yeah, you tell 'em.
- Shut up, dumbass.

You can't bum-rush
a photo shoot

because you're unhappy.
- It's all our equipment.

So we'll set up a system
that ensures equal access.

I'll talk to Doug.
- Doug is out of his mind.

Well, if he is,
he's earned the right to be

more than anyone else here.

And I'll remind you that
he has taken a chance

on every single one of us
in this room.

So if you don't like what's
happening at this company,

you are free to walk.

There's the door.

Now clean this shit up.

"Minx," you have
ten minutes to finish.

Okay.

Please.

[indistinct chatter]

Thanks, sugar.

You know his dick
is more like Goliath's

than David's, right?
- Oh, yeah, it's enormous.

- We're aware.
- Okay, yeah.

Yeah, it's almost too big.

Renetti.

Very few men come into my home

and talk to me
like you talked to me,

You interrupt the postgame.

- First of all, I--
- Whoa! Whoa.

Now you're interrupting me.

And on top of that,

you accuse my guys...

my guys of stealing from me.

[clears throat]
About that, uh--uh...

- Mm.
- The truth is

I-I don't know your guys.

Well, I do.

They're my cousins.

They're my brother-in-laws.
They're my nephews.

And every one of them

is a freaking piece of shit.

You hit the nail
right on the head, Renetti.

You did.
Sometimes it takes someone

from the outside to, uh...

to make one confront
an awful truth.

My whole family--

they're all skimming from me,
and I know it.

But I'm trapped in some web

of--of--of nepotism
and incompetence.

And, frankly,
I'm jealous of what you

and this colored broad got.

So tell me, Renetti,
what's your secret here?

I guess if there's a secret,
the secret is, is, um...

hire the best people
for the job.

Black, white, gay, straight,
pretty face, lazy eye...

[chuckles]

Good people
are good people, full stop.

Yeah, well, obviously
I don't get résumés

here on my desk, you know?

Hey, if I can put
a winning team together

in porn,

surely you can
with all your, you know,

legitimate
and impressive businesses

that I have
so much respect for.

What is it?

You having
money problems, Vince?

So let me ask you--

who do you trust the most
with your finances?

[dreamy music]

[sighs]

♪ ♪

Thanks for getting
the dishes, hon.

It's fine.

You know, honestly, right now
it just feels good to be busy.

- Trouble at home?
- Work.

The handsome fella?

I am in a partnership
with a man

who doesn't respect
or value me.

It's fine.
You girls don't want to hear--

Uh, yeah, we do.

We've heard Sylvia's car story
three times.

It was twice.

I just--I don't know

what we're doing here today.

You know, he brings me here.

Supposedly
we want the same thing:

to put out
our magazine together,

and then he just
brushes me aside,

and he has no idea
how hard it is to do what I do.

I bet he's more than happy
taking the credit, too.

- Oh, you know Doug?
- I know men.

- Mm-hmm.
- Ha!

[sighs]
You know what?

I--I see you women,

and I see everything
that you have, and...

I made a different choice,

but some days
I just--I wonder--

I just wonder
if that was the right one.

I saw your magazine.

I thought it was cute.

That article on birth control, unacceptable.

- You read it?
- I didn't need to.

I'm a good Catholic.
I know the Church's teachings.

I respect and I completely
understand that faith, okay?

I'm a good Episcopalian myself.

Well, an Episcopalian.

[all chuckle]

Could I at least
tell you about the article?

I think it'll make me
feel better.

Okay, sweetie.

[knife scrapes on plate]

Have some cake.

♪ ♪

[Steely Dan's "Dirty Work"]

All the magazines are back
on the trucks tomorrow,

Except "Minx." I tried, kid.
There was nothing I could do.

This guy respects his wife
like nobody's business.

- Well, actually--
- I thought I was a goner.

Lights out for ol' Renetti.
I thought he was gonna kill me.

He locked eyes with me and--

I mean, my heart was exploding
in my ears.

I know, right,
but the thing is--

But don't worry
about it, okay?

'Cause I'm gonna
get "Minx" back, kid.

I'm not quitting on "Minx."
I will find a way.

I know you will.

♪ I'm a fool
to do your dirty work... ♪

These are amazing.

Taking him off the pedestal
in a series of shots

just eliminates the--
the oppression

endemic to idealized beauty.

We've made it okay to look.

That's exactly
what we were going for.

Really great job, guys.

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ ♪

Hey, how'd it go yesterday?

Uneventful. You?

About the same.

I did make
some policy changes

on studio time and equipment.
You want to approve?

Approved.

Hey, I made a good choice
when I hired you.

And I'm thankful for that
every day since.

I'm, um--I'm sorry if
I don't tell you that enough.

Phone call, Doug.

I should take that.

Mm-hmm.

You should.
- [chuckles]

♪ I don't wanna do
your dirty work ♪

Thank you.

♪ No more ♪

"Minx" is back on the trucks,

birth control article and all.

You don't say.

I guess I made
a bigger impression

on Vince than I thought.

Luckily, we didn't get too far

on that hatchet job
on your article.

Well, in retrospect,

that was a very resourceful
idea that you had.

Thank you.
That's, um, big of you to say.

You're the boss.

[Lynn Castle & Last Friday's
Fire's "Lady Barber"]

♪ ♪

♪ There was
an in-love lady barber ♪

♪ Who wanted
what she could not have ♪

♪ She climbed up the mountains
too high ♪

♪ She fell over
and over again ♪

♪ ♪

♪ She wanted to capture
the sunshine ♪

♪ To touch each brand-new
drop of rain ♪

♪ To travel the length
of a rainbow ♪

♪ And never come back again ♪

♪ She wanted to lie
in straw meadows ♪

♪ ♪

♪ To feel capital love
everywhere ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Yet way, way down deep,
deep inside her ♪

♪ ♪

♪ She wondered
if she really cared ♪

♪ ♪

♪ There was
an in-love lady barber ♪

♪ Who wanted
what she could not have ♪

♪ She climbed up the mountains
too high ♪

♪ She fell over
and over again ♪

♪ ♪