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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,078 --> 00:00:34,787 - Look at that. That one's gonna be- 2 00:01:14,370 --> 00:01:15,870 Fucking Christ. 3 00:01:15,996 --> 00:01:17,956 You're a fucking narcissist, Elaine. 4 00:01:18,082 --> 00:01:19,707 It's all about you at the end of the day. 5 00:01:19,833 --> 00:01:22,001 - Sure, it's about me. It's a fucking self-portrait. 6 00:01:22,127 --> 00:01:24,504 - You're just a self-absorbed, self-obsessed, 7 00:01:24,630 --> 00:01:27,215 selfish, second-rate, so-called artist 8 00:01:27,341 --> 00:01:29,717 who can't even draw a straight fucking line. 9 00:01:29,843 --> 00:01:30,927 Let's not get into this. 10 00:01:31,053 --> 00:01:32,512 And anyway, I don't draw. I do video art. 11 00:01:32,638 --> 00:01:33,930 "I do video art." 12 00:01:37,309 --> 00:01:40,103 My God. 13 00:01:40,229 --> 00:01:41,854 No. 14 00:01:41,981 --> 00:01:43,982 No. 15 00:02:03,377 --> 00:02:05,670 Bob, Jean. 16 00:02:05,796 --> 00:02:07,964 Don't go in there. 17 00:02:08,090 --> 00:02:12,635 Fucking assholes going into that cocksucking bastard's gallery. 18 00:02:12,761 --> 00:02:14,887 Motherfuckers! 19 00:02:50,549 --> 00:02:52,175 Read it back. 20 00:02:52,301 --> 00:02:53,593 - "Dear Alfreda, I am sending you 21 00:02:53,719 --> 00:02:55,094 "this excellent account 22 00:02:55,220 --> 00:02:56,429 "of the raising of the Mary Rose. 23 00:02:56,555 --> 00:02:58,431 "I was fortunate enough to come across a tabor pipe 24 00:02:58,557 --> 00:02:59,474 "found in an early wreck, 25 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:00,516 "and I would be grateful 26 00:03:00,643 --> 00:03:02,018 "if you would accept this small token 27 00:03:02,144 --> 00:03:03,311 to celebrate our friendship." 28 00:03:03,437 --> 00:03:04,687 Yes. 29 00:03:04,813 --> 00:03:07,315 On further consideration, 30 00:03:07,441 --> 00:03:09,484 we think that 15 million 31 00:03:09,610 --> 00:03:14,197 would be a fair valuation for the painting. 32 00:03:30,464 --> 00:03:31,923 "Dear Mr. Spindle, 33 00:03:32,049 --> 00:03:34,300 "thank you for your letter concerning the Mondrian. 34 00:03:34,426 --> 00:03:37,261 "I have in the past discussed with my husband 35 00:03:37,388 --> 00:03:39,931 "the possible sale of this work. 36 00:03:40,057 --> 00:03:41,265 "As you may be aware, 37 00:03:41,392 --> 00:03:44,811 "my husband bought the painting from the artist himself 38 00:03:44,937 --> 00:03:46,813 "and has, understandably, 39 00:03:46,939 --> 00:03:50,066 a strong sentimental attachment to it." 40 00:03:50,192 --> 00:03:52,360 - I find this all very difficult, Robert. 41 00:03:52,486 --> 00:03:56,531 I mean, I wish I'd never even contemplated the idea. 42 00:03:56,657 --> 00:03:58,199 It's just- I don't know. 43 00:03:58,325 --> 00:03:59,534 Never mind. 44 00:03:59,660 --> 00:04:01,869 - Well, if the sale at Sotheby's is successful, 45 00:04:01,995 --> 00:04:04,205 then maybe it won't be necessary to- 46 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:05,206 - No, I know. I know. 47 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:06,332 But he's so insistent. 48 00:04:06,458 --> 00:04:08,793 He's like some ghastly hypnotist. 49 00:04:08,919 --> 00:04:10,586 And over the past two weeks, 50 00:04:10,713 --> 00:04:12,588 he's sent me dozens of unreadable books 51 00:04:12,715 --> 00:04:13,631 on marine archaeology 52 00:04:13,757 --> 00:04:16,175 and enough flowers for a funeral, 53 00:04:16,301 --> 00:04:20,012 and these missives, almost like love letters. 54 00:04:20,139 --> 00:04:23,433 - They are intimate, it has to be said. 55 00:04:23,559 --> 00:04:25,435 - Look, "Your intelligence resonates 56 00:04:25,561 --> 00:04:28,604 "like the echo of a seashell. 57 00:04:28,731 --> 00:04:30,314 "The elegance of your opinion 58 00:04:30,441 --> 00:04:33,609 stands out against the debris of modernity." 59 00:04:33,736 --> 00:04:37,739 - Well, perhaps he simply has strong feelings for you. 60 00:04:39,450 --> 00:04:40,950 Could be his mother. 61 00:04:41,076 --> 00:04:41,951 Verdammt. 62 00:04:42,077 --> 00:04:44,787 - Really, you do underestimate yourself. 63 00:04:48,417 --> 00:04:49,917 What? 64 00:04:50,043 --> 00:04:52,253 Grossman's offered him 60-40? 65 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:54,422 Well, what does he want? 66 00:04:54,548 --> 00:04:55,465 70? 67 00:04:57,509 --> 00:04:59,260 No goddamn way! 68 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:01,262 I built Schneider up, God damn it. 69 00:05:01,388 --> 00:05:03,347 If he wants to join a bunch of second-rate artists 70 00:05:03,474 --> 00:05:05,892 in a second-rate gallery, well, then let him. 71 00:05:12,065 --> 00:05:15,109 - I hear that Grossman has cash flow problems. 72 00:05:15,235 --> 00:05:17,612 - Yes, well, he's always got cash flow problems. 73 00:05:17,738 --> 00:05:19,071 You want to know why? 74 00:05:19,198 --> 00:05:20,364 Because he's a fucking idiot. 75 00:05:21,575 --> 00:05:22,992 By the way, the Rhinegolds 76 00:05:23,118 --> 00:05:25,119 are selling two paintings at Sotheby's. 77 00:05:25,245 --> 00:05:27,789 - Well, if they'd let me sell their goddamn Mondrian, 78 00:05:27,915 --> 00:05:29,624 they wouldn't have to sell their collection. 79 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:32,627 I mean, what is wrong with these people? 80 00:05:32,753 --> 00:05:34,670 - I guess they're attached to it. 81 00:05:34,797 --> 00:05:39,425 - Art should not be allowed to stagnate. 82 00:05:39,551 --> 00:05:41,719 There's a price for everything. 83 00:05:44,056 --> 00:05:47,016 There's always a price. 84 00:06:01,907 --> 00:06:04,575 Bob, Jean. 85 00:06:04,701 --> 00:06:05,618 Hi, Art. 86 00:06:05,744 --> 00:06:08,788 How the hell are you? 87 00:06:08,914 --> 00:06:10,164 You look great. 88 00:06:10,290 --> 00:06:11,457 Handsome as always. 89 00:06:11,583 --> 00:06:13,000 - Try my best. Bob. 90 00:06:13,126 --> 00:06:14,335 Good. 91 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:18,506 That's a great spin painting. 92 00:06:18,632 --> 00:06:19,549 Wow. 93 00:06:19,675 --> 00:06:23,135 That is so alive. 94 00:06:23,262 --> 00:06:25,054 - It's fantastic. How much? 95 00:06:25,180 --> 00:06:27,473 - Well, the Havermeyers have reserved it. 96 00:06:27,599 --> 00:06:28,891 You're joking. 97 00:06:29,017 --> 00:06:30,434 No. 98 00:06:30,561 --> 00:06:31,435 You should call me first 99 00:06:31,562 --> 00:06:33,437 when you get something like that. 100 00:06:33,564 --> 00:06:34,480 How much was it? 101 00:06:34,606 --> 00:06:36,065 I shouldn't say. 102 00:06:36,191 --> 00:06:38,025 Come on, Art. 103 00:06:38,151 --> 00:06:40,778 We don't have any secrets, do we? 104 00:06:40,904 --> 00:06:42,780 400,000. 105 00:06:42,906 --> 00:06:44,699 Wow. 106 00:06:44,825 --> 00:06:46,325 - His prices are going through the roof. 107 00:06:46,451 --> 00:06:49,203 And this is an early one. 108 00:06:49,329 --> 00:06:51,539 It's a spectacular painting, 109 00:06:51,665 --> 00:06:53,374 truly beautiful. 110 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:56,377 You know, I was looking at those Newmans the other day, 111 00:06:56,503 --> 00:06:59,922 and it struck me how exciting it must have been 112 00:07:00,048 --> 00:07:03,718 to suddenly have a new language in art. 113 00:07:03,844 --> 00:07:09,181 I feel that Hirst must have had that same sensation. 114 00:07:10,934 --> 00:07:12,852 There's something else I want to show you, 115 00:07:12,978 --> 00:07:14,353 something that came in the other day. 116 00:07:14,479 --> 00:07:15,813 Buzz! 117 00:07:15,939 --> 00:07:17,690 Bring in the Currin. 118 00:07:17,816 --> 00:07:20,192 God, I love John's work. 119 00:07:20,319 --> 00:07:21,819 He's so great, isn't he? 120 00:07:21,945 --> 00:07:24,447 And that Rachel is just adorable. 121 00:07:24,573 --> 00:07:26,949 - Would you like some champagne, water? 122 00:07:27,075 --> 00:07:28,451 No, we're just stopping by. 123 00:07:28,577 --> 00:07:30,578 Yes, I would love some water. 124 00:07:30,704 --> 00:07:31,621 Thank you, Art. 125 00:07:31,747 --> 00:07:32,622 Sparkling. 126 00:07:32,748 --> 00:07:33,789 Certainly. 127 00:07:37,127 --> 00:07:40,004 Nature calls. 128 00:07:40,130 --> 00:07:41,631 - You know where it is, don't you, Bob? 129 00:07:41,757 --> 00:07:43,215 So? 130 00:07:43,342 --> 00:07:46,802 - Your hair looks beautiful, Jean. 131 00:07:46,929 --> 00:07:48,804 Thank you, Art. 132 00:07:51,141 --> 00:07:53,351 Are you going to the Schneider show in New York? 133 00:07:53,477 --> 00:07:56,395 - I was- I was thinking of it, yeah. 134 00:07:56,521 --> 00:07:58,314 Can I come? 135 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:00,608 Sure. 136 00:08:00,734 --> 00:08:02,443 Do you think Bob might like to come? 137 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:04,570 You know. 138 00:08:04,696 --> 00:08:09,200 He does his thing, and I do mine. 139 00:08:09,326 --> 00:08:10,534 I found a great space. 140 00:08:10,661 --> 00:08:11,786 Really? 141 00:08:11,912 --> 00:08:13,204 Where? 142 00:08:13,330 --> 00:08:14,872 Near Hoxton Square. 143 00:08:14,998 --> 00:08:16,540 I love that area. 144 00:08:16,667 --> 00:08:18,376 These. 145 00:08:18,502 --> 00:08:19,418 You like? 146 00:08:19,544 --> 00:08:20,711 They're fantastic. 147 00:08:20,837 --> 00:08:22,755 I like those. 148 00:08:22,881 --> 00:08:23,798 Well- 149 00:08:23,924 --> 00:08:25,424 Those are amazing. 150 00:08:25,550 --> 00:08:27,134 - Well, they're okay, but those are better. 151 00:08:27,260 --> 00:08:30,096 They're more rounded 152 00:08:30,222 --> 00:08:32,306 like that Botticelli at the National Gallery. 153 00:08:32,432 --> 00:08:34,225 - Bob, I got to make a decision soon. 154 00:08:34,351 --> 00:08:35,351 Okay. 155 00:08:35,477 --> 00:08:36,811 Go for these. 156 00:08:36,937 --> 00:08:38,562 - No, I mean about when to leave the gallery. 157 00:08:38,689 --> 00:08:42,024 - Well, just wait till the last minute. 158 00:08:42,150 --> 00:08:43,067 Then break it to him. 159 00:08:44,236 --> 00:08:47,488 What's this? 160 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,782 - That is Mondrian's very first "Boogie Woogie" painting. 161 00:08:49,908 --> 00:08:52,493 Isn't it incredible? 162 00:08:55,789 --> 00:08:57,206 It's a masterpiece. 163 00:08:57,332 --> 00:08:59,375 That's what it is. 164 00:08:59,501 --> 00:09:00,626 Is it for sale? 165 00:09:00,752 --> 00:09:03,629 We're working on it. 166 00:09:05,465 --> 00:09:06,716 - Will you let me know when it is? 167 00:09:06,842 --> 00:09:09,719 - Well, I mean, that wouldn't be very professional. 168 00:09:09,845 --> 00:09:12,847 Come on, blue eyes. 169 00:09:14,599 --> 00:09:16,017 Yes? 170 00:09:17,811 --> 00:09:19,186 Yeah, Havermeyers. 171 00:09:19,312 --> 00:09:20,187 I got to go. 172 00:09:20,313 --> 00:09:21,731 The Havermeyers are in the gallery. 173 00:09:28,989 --> 00:09:30,281 I think it's a masterpiece. 174 00:09:31,450 --> 00:09:33,409 Wow. 175 00:09:33,535 --> 00:09:35,036 I love that. 176 00:09:36,872 --> 00:09:38,164 Wow. 177 00:09:40,876 --> 00:09:47,173 He's just amazing. 178 00:09:47,299 --> 00:09:48,591 Art. 179 00:09:48,717 --> 00:09:50,092 It's fantastic. 180 00:09:50,218 --> 00:09:52,011 It's absolutely fantastic. 181 00:09:52,137 --> 00:09:53,763 Fabulous. 182 00:09:53,889 --> 00:09:55,681 - And I just had to bring it out. 183 00:09:55,807 --> 00:09:57,266 I understand. 184 00:09:57,392 --> 00:09:58,768 How much? 185 00:10:04,983 --> 00:10:07,568 - Beth, darling, I'm sorry to bother you, 186 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,111 but did you get the auction results 187 00:10:09,237 --> 00:10:12,031 on the Rhinegold paintings? 188 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,326 Really? 189 00:10:18,872 --> 00:10:20,998 Well, I suppose that's good news. 190 00:10:21,124 --> 00:10:22,583 You're invaluable, darling. 191 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,585 Bye. 192 00:10:27,380 --> 00:10:28,672 - Got the results of the auction. 193 00:10:28,799 --> 00:10:31,425 It's not good news, I'm afraid. 194 00:10:31,551 --> 00:10:33,469 What, neither? 195 00:10:38,892 --> 00:10:40,601 Well, we still have the jewel in the crown. 196 00:10:41,812 --> 00:10:43,687 I know. I know. 197 00:10:43,814 --> 00:10:45,773 Robert. 198 00:10:45,899 --> 00:10:47,900 Somehow, we have to sell this painting, 199 00:10:48,026 --> 00:10:49,360 and soon. 200 00:10:49,486 --> 00:10:50,569 It is inevitable. 201 00:10:50,695 --> 00:10:54,782 However, I do not think that Mr. Spindle's offer 202 00:10:54,908 --> 00:10:57,284 is reflective of market conditions. 203 00:10:57,410 --> 00:10:58,452 What do you mean? 204 00:10:59,788 --> 00:11:02,456 - It has come to my attention that perhaps 205 00:11:02,582 --> 00:11:04,375 the painting is undervalued. 206 00:11:04,501 --> 00:11:06,836 - What, do you mean Mr. Spindle 207 00:11:06,962 --> 00:11:10,089 is hoping for a bargain? 208 00:11:10,215 --> 00:11:11,340 In a manner of speaking. 209 00:11:11,466 --> 00:11:15,177 I see. 210 00:11:15,303 --> 00:11:18,097 Baudelaire. 211 00:11:23,979 --> 00:11:25,688 Is that dry enough? 212 00:11:52,132 --> 00:11:53,841 - And that one's beautiful over there. 213 00:11:53,967 --> 00:11:55,551 I think he's great, because, you know, 214 00:11:55,677 --> 00:11:57,011 he's such a clever artist. 215 00:11:57,137 --> 00:12:00,181 He takes things that normally we would associate with ugliness 216 00:12:00,307 --> 00:12:02,558 and, you know, nastiness, like cancer, 217 00:12:02,684 --> 00:12:04,643 and then he makes them into something 218 00:12:04,769 --> 00:12:05,936 really pretty and beautiful. 219 00:12:06,062 --> 00:12:07,479 I mean, look at this. 220 00:12:07,606 --> 00:12:09,899 It's like a sort of close-up of a smoothie or something. 221 00:12:11,651 --> 00:12:13,194 - No, I'm gonna call you right after. 222 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,987 Trust me. 223 00:12:15,113 --> 00:12:16,572 Okay. 224 00:12:16,698 --> 00:12:18,073 You too. Bye. 225 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,825 Bye. 226 00:12:22,454 --> 00:12:24,455 Thank you. 227 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:49,146 - I'm sorry. Will you excuse me? 228 00:12:49,272 --> 00:12:50,731 - Can I borrow a hundred quid? - A hundred? 229 00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,358 - Yeah, I'll give it back to you tomorrow. 230 00:12:52,484 --> 00:12:53,442 Promise. 231 00:12:53,568 --> 00:12:54,693 - My God. It's Jo Richards. 232 00:12:54,819 --> 00:12:56,278 So? 233 00:12:56,404 --> 00:12:57,363 Who? 234 00:12:57,489 --> 00:12:58,697 Come on, girls. 235 00:12:58,823 --> 00:13:00,574 The artist. 236 00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:01,951 Beth's boyfriend. 237 00:13:02,077 --> 00:13:03,118 I'm an artist. 238 00:13:03,245 --> 00:13:04,620 I haven't got time for jobs and stuff. 239 00:13:04,746 --> 00:13:05,913 Time? 240 00:13:06,039 --> 00:13:07,289 I work all day. 241 00:13:07,415 --> 00:13:09,667 - Just pay me back next week and not next year, okay? 242 00:13:09,793 --> 00:13:12,086 Okay. 243 00:13:12,212 --> 00:13:14,463 The little made large. 244 00:13:14,589 --> 00:13:15,965 It's the central theme of all poetry. 245 00:13:16,091 --> 00:13:20,094 It's a microcosm of a macrocosm. 246 00:13:22,472 --> 00:13:23,889 I don't like it. 247 00:13:24,015 --> 00:13:26,016 Well, we bought it. 248 00:13:26,142 --> 00:13:28,143 No. 249 00:13:35,860 --> 00:13:36,860 Hi. 250 00:13:36,987 --> 00:13:38,112 - Hey, Art. It's a great show. 251 00:13:38,238 --> 00:13:41,282 - Thanks, Jo. Always a pleasure to see you. 252 00:13:42,993 --> 00:13:44,785 Hi. 253 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:47,955 Was that Jo Richards you were talking to? 254 00:13:48,081 --> 00:13:49,164 Yes, yes. 255 00:13:49,291 --> 00:13:51,208 I very much like his work. 256 00:13:51,334 --> 00:13:52,584 Great. 257 00:13:52,711 --> 00:13:54,586 I can set up a studio visit for you. 258 00:13:54,713 --> 00:13:56,422 Yes, I'd like that very much. 259 00:13:56,548 --> 00:13:58,007 I hadn't thought about that. 260 00:13:58,133 --> 00:13:59,758 Yes, that would be wonderful. 261 00:13:59,884 --> 00:14:02,386 Jo, Jo. 262 00:14:02,512 --> 00:14:03,595 Hello. 263 00:14:03,722 --> 00:14:04,930 Hi. - Hi. 264 00:14:05,056 --> 00:14:06,974 It's Dewey. 265 00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:10,519 We met at Sue and Tim's party. 266 00:14:10,645 --> 00:14:12,479 - Yeah, right, of course, Dewey. How are you, mate? 267 00:14:12,605 --> 00:14:14,106 - Good. Nice to see you. - Good to see you. 268 00:14:14,232 --> 00:14:15,983 - Do you know Elaine? Have you met? 269 00:14:16,109 --> 00:14:17,067 Don't think so, no. 270 00:14:17,193 --> 00:14:18,527 I'm Jo Richards. 271 00:14:18,653 --> 00:14:19,987 Jo, this is Elaine. 272 00:14:20,113 --> 00:14:21,030 I'm Joany. 273 00:14:21,156 --> 00:14:23,907 Joany, okay. 274 00:14:24,034 --> 00:14:25,075 So how have things been? 275 00:14:25,201 --> 00:14:26,785 Great. 276 00:14:26,911 --> 00:14:28,329 So, Jo, what do you do? 277 00:14:28,455 --> 00:14:29,496 I'm an artist. 278 00:14:29,622 --> 00:14:31,415 Really? 279 00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:32,916 Elaine, come on. 280 00:14:33,043 --> 00:14:35,127 Remember the exhibition we went to see at the ICA 281 00:14:35,253 --> 00:14:37,963 with the really beautiful time clock piece? 282 00:14:38,089 --> 00:14:40,382 That was Jo's. 283 00:14:40,508 --> 00:14:42,885 Yeah. 284 00:14:43,011 --> 00:14:44,970 - It was nice seeing you, Dewey. 285 00:14:45,096 --> 00:14:47,556 - Nice to see you. Yeah, bye. 286 00:14:48,725 --> 00:14:50,100 What are you doing? 287 00:14:50,226 --> 00:14:52,311 Havermeyer. 288 00:14:52,437 --> 00:14:53,687 How nice to see you again. 289 00:14:53,813 --> 00:14:55,356 Jean, nice to see you. 290 00:14:55,482 --> 00:14:58,025 Good to see you. 291 00:14:58,151 --> 00:14:59,360 Really getting fat. 292 00:15:01,863 --> 00:15:03,364 - Hey, hi, Beth. - Hey. 293 00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:04,990 - You look so cute. I love that suit. 294 00:15:05,116 --> 00:15:06,533 - What, this old thing? - Handsome. 295 00:15:06,659 --> 00:15:08,369 - You don't know Elaine and Joany, do you? 296 00:15:08,495 --> 00:15:10,537 - Right, yeah, Dewey's always talking about you. 297 00:15:10,663 --> 00:15:11,538 He is? 298 00:15:11,664 --> 00:15:13,207 Yeah, all good, mostly. 299 00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:15,417 - I'd love to see your work. What are you doing right now? 300 00:15:15,543 --> 00:15:16,668 Well, at the moment, 301 00:15:16,795 --> 00:15:18,962 I'm kind of working on my self-portrait. 302 00:15:19,089 --> 00:15:21,090 A work in progress? 303 00:15:21,216 --> 00:15:23,634 Yeah, right here. 304 00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:27,679 - Do you think this would be a good moment to talk to Art? 305 00:15:27,806 --> 00:15:29,264 Um, I don't know. 306 00:15:29,391 --> 00:15:31,558 I mean, he's kind of busy, but we can go check. 307 00:15:31,684 --> 00:15:34,144 - Really? Great, great. 308 00:15:34,270 --> 00:15:35,479 Excuse me. 309 00:15:35,605 --> 00:15:37,940 - Only if you come and see my work. 310 00:15:38,066 --> 00:15:40,109 - Okay, chant for me and cross everything. 311 00:15:40,235 --> 00:15:41,610 Fingers crossed. 312 00:15:41,736 --> 00:15:42,778 Got the picture? 313 00:15:42,904 --> 00:15:44,530 - Fingers crossed. - Fingers crossed. 314 00:15:45,198 --> 00:15:47,408 - Well, it's great to see you again, Paige. 315 00:15:47,534 --> 00:15:48,575 Yeah, I'm so excited. 316 00:15:48,701 --> 00:15:49,952 I just- 317 00:15:50,078 --> 00:15:51,954 I've always wanted to work in the art world, so... 318 00:15:53,581 --> 00:15:54,790 Well, welcome aboard. 319 00:15:54,916 --> 00:15:56,959 Thank you. 320 00:15:57,085 --> 00:16:01,505 - And please send my regards to your papa? 321 00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:02,965 - I will. Thank you. 322 00:16:03,091 --> 00:16:05,342 All right. 323 00:16:05,468 --> 00:16:06,385 Got to meet her. 324 00:16:06,511 --> 00:16:08,095 Yes, she's- 325 00:16:17,397 --> 00:16:20,107 - Art, do you have five minutes to give Dewey Dalamanatousis? 326 00:16:20,233 --> 00:16:21,900 He's got this great idea for a show, 327 00:16:22,026 --> 00:16:23,527 and he's been really bugging me about it. 328 00:16:23,653 --> 00:16:25,737 - Do I have to? - Please? 329 00:16:25,864 --> 00:16:27,781 Okay, okay. 330 00:16:34,956 --> 00:16:35,873 Are you the doorman? 331 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,710 Just your personal one. 332 00:16:39,836 --> 00:16:41,587 I'm Jo Richards. 333 00:16:41,713 --> 00:16:42,671 The artist Jo Richards? 334 00:16:42,797 --> 00:16:43,714 Yeah. 335 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:44,756 It's nice to meet you. 336 00:16:44,883 --> 00:16:46,425 Nice to meet you too. 337 00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:54,016 - Well, I'll give it to them for three, 338 00:16:54,142 --> 00:16:56,185 and we'll split 100 Gs. 339 00:16:56,311 --> 00:16:58,061 Great. 340 00:16:58,188 --> 00:17:00,606 Come in. 341 00:17:00,732 --> 00:17:04,026 You're one hell of a guy. 342 00:17:06,321 --> 00:17:07,237 You son of a gun. 343 00:17:09,032 --> 00:17:10,282 Bye. 344 00:17:10,408 --> 00:17:12,284 Welcome, Mister- 345 00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:14,536 Dalamanatousis. 346 00:17:16,748 --> 00:17:17,664 I love your show. 347 00:17:17,790 --> 00:17:20,709 Well, thank you. 348 00:17:20,835 --> 00:17:24,463 So what's your idea, Mister- 349 00:17:24,589 --> 00:17:26,089 Dalamanatousis. 350 00:17:26,216 --> 00:17:29,009 Dewey Dalamanatousis. 351 00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,636 That's some name. 352 00:17:33,973 --> 00:17:35,682 I did- 353 00:17:35,808 --> 00:17:36,892 Sorry, I'm a bit nervous. 354 00:17:37,018 --> 00:17:38,310 It's okay. 355 00:17:38,436 --> 00:17:40,229 I'd like to curate a show 356 00:17:40,355 --> 00:17:42,064 called "Deviant Mythology," 357 00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:46,401 which is about fly-on-the-wall art, 358 00:17:46,528 --> 00:17:48,195 voyeurism, if you like. 359 00:17:48,321 --> 00:17:50,197 Yeah. 360 00:17:50,323 --> 00:17:52,533 - Jean said she'd actually mentioned it to you. 361 00:17:52,659 --> 00:17:53,534 Jean? 362 00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:54,701 Jean Maclestone? 363 00:17:54,827 --> 00:17:55,744 Maclestone, yeah. 364 00:17:57,330 --> 00:17:59,540 - She actually said you were quite interested in the idea. 365 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:03,001 Excuse me. 366 00:18:03,127 --> 00:18:04,127 Yes? 367 00:18:04,254 --> 00:18:05,295 Gerard! 368 00:18:05,421 --> 00:18:07,756 Where the hell is my money, God damn it? 369 00:18:07,882 --> 00:18:09,049 Well, it's been over two months. 370 00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,426 If I don't get my money by next week, 371 00:18:11,553 --> 00:18:13,053 I'm gonna call my lawyers, okay? 372 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:16,098 Bye. 373 00:18:16,224 --> 00:18:17,391 Look, I'm sorry, 374 00:18:17,517 --> 00:18:19,268 but time is money. 375 00:18:19,394 --> 00:18:20,936 Sure. 376 00:18:21,062 --> 00:18:24,106 - Maybe you could send me the details of your concept? 377 00:18:24,232 --> 00:18:26,817 - Well, actually, I brought along a portfolio... 378 00:18:28,111 --> 00:18:31,947 - Which has got my "raison d'etre." 379 00:18:32,073 --> 00:18:34,157 And there's also a copy of my curriculum vitae in there. 380 00:18:34,284 --> 00:18:36,410 - Okay, well, I will look through it. 381 00:18:43,251 --> 00:18:45,377 It was nice to meet you. 382 00:18:47,255 --> 00:18:49,423 I'll give you a call, Mister- 383 00:18:49,549 --> 00:18:50,465 Dalamanatousis. 384 00:18:50,592 --> 00:18:51,425 Yes. 385 00:18:51,551 --> 00:18:52,467 Thank you. 386 00:18:52,594 --> 00:18:54,386 I hope that we can work together. 387 00:18:54,512 --> 00:18:56,054 - Yes, well, I look forward to it. 388 00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:57,639 - Okay. - Yes. 389 00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:03,186 Have a nice day. 390 00:19:03,313 --> 00:19:04,438 Thank you very much. 391 00:19:04,564 --> 00:19:05,480 Good-bye. 392 00:19:05,607 --> 00:19:06,523 Bye-bye. 393 00:19:06,649 --> 00:19:07,733 Fucking idiot. 394 00:19:13,072 --> 00:19:14,072 Gosh, I'm so sorry. 395 00:19:14,198 --> 00:19:17,576 I totally forgot to give you my card. 396 00:19:20,580 --> 00:19:22,331 Here you are. 397 00:19:33,217 --> 00:19:35,552 My God, I just assumed he would just jump at it immediately, 398 00:19:35,678 --> 00:19:36,928 because it's such a good idea, 399 00:19:37,055 --> 00:19:38,847 'cause I just don't think the London art scene 400 00:19:38,973 --> 00:19:40,599 has ever seen anything like this. 401 00:19:40,725 --> 00:19:44,353 You know, it's such a great idea, isn't it? 402 00:19:44,479 --> 00:19:45,937 Isn't it? 403 00:19:46,064 --> 00:19:47,272 Listen, Dewey. 404 00:19:47,398 --> 00:19:49,274 You can't expect the biggest art dealer in London 405 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,109 to just jump at your idea for a show like that. 406 00:19:51,235 --> 00:19:54,196 I mean, lower your sights a bit. 407 00:19:54,322 --> 00:19:58,033 - You know, I've just been in this game a long time, Elaine. 408 00:19:58,159 --> 00:20:00,702 I could do with a break, you know. 409 00:20:04,082 --> 00:20:06,833 Okay. 410 00:20:06,959 --> 00:20:07,876 Close your eyes. 411 00:20:08,002 --> 00:20:09,044 Yes. 412 00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:16,885 Yeah, stop there. 413 00:20:17,011 --> 00:20:17,928 Look now. 414 00:20:20,473 --> 00:20:21,515 Wow. 415 00:20:22,642 --> 00:20:23,558 What do you think? 416 00:20:23,685 --> 00:20:24,685 It's fantastic. 417 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:28,480 There's a skylight, 418 00:20:28,606 --> 00:20:33,360 and this is my showroom. 419 00:20:33,486 --> 00:20:35,028 And that can be my office back there, 420 00:20:35,154 --> 00:20:37,739 and I can order people around. 421 00:20:42,829 --> 00:20:45,205 I love it. I love it. 422 00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:46,206 You're happy? 423 00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,249 You're amazing. 424 00:20:55,550 --> 00:20:57,217 Who is that? 425 00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,553 Charlotte Bailey. 426 00:20:59,679 --> 00:21:01,596 She works at Museum 52. 427 00:21:01,723 --> 00:21:03,181 Cute. 428 00:21:03,307 --> 00:21:05,642 - You're a serial philanderer, Elaine. 429 00:21:05,768 --> 00:21:06,727 Do you know that? 430 00:21:06,853 --> 00:21:08,103 You're one to talk. 431 00:21:08,229 --> 00:21:09,229 Come on. 432 00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:12,441 I don't even have a boyfriend... 433 00:21:12,567 --> 00:21:15,527 anymore. 434 00:21:15,653 --> 00:21:17,112 That's your fault. 435 00:21:17,238 --> 00:21:20,824 You cramp my style, you lesbian fag hag. 436 00:21:24,036 --> 00:21:24,953 Hello, girls. 437 00:21:25,079 --> 00:21:26,121 You all right? 438 00:21:26,247 --> 00:21:28,165 Where to, then? 439 00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:30,417 Where you off to tonight? 440 00:21:30,543 --> 00:21:33,336 Girls. Hey, how about if I join you? 441 00:21:33,463 --> 00:21:35,380 How about you fuck off? 442 00:21:37,967 --> 00:21:39,801 So what would you like to do? 443 00:21:43,806 --> 00:21:45,348 You're so beautiful. 444 00:21:51,189 --> 00:21:52,981 Damn. 445 00:21:54,650 --> 00:21:55,901 So naughty. 446 00:21:56,027 --> 00:21:57,319 You're smiling. 447 00:21:57,445 --> 00:21:59,696 You'd rather shoot my misery. 448 00:21:59,822 --> 00:22:00,989 You know Joany? 449 00:22:01,115 --> 00:22:02,240 Yeah. 450 00:22:02,366 --> 00:22:04,576 You know she's my girlfriend? 451 00:22:04,702 --> 00:22:05,869 You have very nice breasts. 452 00:22:05,995 --> 00:22:08,538 Joany, what do you think of these boobs? 453 00:22:08,664 --> 00:22:10,040 Aw, Joany's jealous. 454 00:22:10,166 --> 00:22:11,666 - Stop it! Stop! 455 00:22:13,461 --> 00:22:14,586 Why don't you get involved? 456 00:22:14,712 --> 00:22:16,630 - Ew, you were just kissing someone else. 457 00:22:16,756 --> 00:22:18,340 Don't come near me. 458 00:22:18,466 --> 00:22:21,593 I'm gonna go out, and I'm gonna go fuck someone, a guy. 459 00:22:21,719 --> 00:22:23,678 - You're gonna go fuck someone? - Yeah. 460 00:22:28,893 --> 00:22:30,936 Don't you patronize me, you undersized little whore. 461 00:22:31,062 --> 00:22:32,062 And stop fucking filming me. 462 00:22:32,188 --> 00:22:33,104 A whore? 463 00:22:33,231 --> 00:22:35,941 - You only love your fucking self. 464 00:22:36,067 --> 00:22:37,734 Matter of fact, yeah. 465 00:22:37,860 --> 00:22:41,238 Do you want to see me, Joany, being fucked? 466 00:22:42,573 --> 00:22:44,407 Wow. 467 00:22:44,534 --> 00:22:45,784 Jesus fucking Christ! 468 00:22:45,910 --> 00:22:47,244 I love it. 469 00:22:48,830 --> 00:22:51,248 It's so real. 470 00:22:51,374 --> 00:22:53,416 - Thanks, Beth. That means a lot. 471 00:22:53,543 --> 00:22:55,293 I mean, you're the first person I've shown it to. 472 00:22:55,419 --> 00:22:57,087 Really? 473 00:22:57,255 --> 00:23:01,216 - I don't know. I just felt you'd understand it. 474 00:23:01,342 --> 00:23:03,301 I really appreciate that. 475 00:23:03,427 --> 00:23:04,928 I think it really works. 476 00:23:05,054 --> 00:23:06,596 It's really revealing. 477 00:23:06,722 --> 00:23:09,641 It's very daring. 478 00:23:24,407 --> 00:23:26,449 Watch it! 479 00:23:39,547 --> 00:23:42,799 What do you think, Jean? 480 00:23:42,925 --> 00:23:45,260 I like the space around it, 481 00:23:45,386 --> 00:23:49,598 gives it air to breathe. 482 00:23:49,724 --> 00:23:52,309 - I liked it better next to Turk's Warhol. 483 00:23:52,435 --> 00:23:53,435 You do? 484 00:23:53,561 --> 00:23:55,270 - I mean, Andy would have approved. 485 00:23:55,396 --> 00:23:58,773 - It's just absolutely wasted over there. 486 00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:01,192 I don't like it. 487 00:24:01,319 --> 00:24:03,862 You don't like old Constantin? 488 00:24:03,988 --> 00:24:05,697 No, I love Brancusi. 489 00:24:05,823 --> 00:24:07,574 I just don't like it. 490 00:24:07,700 --> 00:24:08,783 Brancush. 491 00:24:08,910 --> 00:24:11,453 It's not Brancusi. It's Brancush. 492 00:24:11,579 --> 00:24:13,580 Don't be such a snob, Bob. 493 00:24:13,706 --> 00:24:16,333 I'm not being a snob. 494 00:24:16,459 --> 00:24:18,919 I just think you should call people by their proper name. 495 00:24:19,045 --> 00:24:21,296 - Well, it's not "Par-ee," is it? 496 00:24:21,422 --> 00:24:22,464 It's Paris. 497 00:24:22,590 --> 00:24:24,090 That's different. 498 00:24:24,216 --> 00:24:26,176 Why? 499 00:24:26,302 --> 00:24:29,137 - It was never meant to be Brancusi. 500 00:24:29,263 --> 00:24:30,680 It's Brancush. 501 00:24:59,001 --> 00:25:00,251 Bob? 502 00:25:00,378 --> 00:25:02,754 I've got something unbelievable, 503 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:03,797 unbelievable. 504 00:25:03,923 --> 00:25:06,341 I mean, I'm not sure I can say, 505 00:25:06,467 --> 00:25:07,968 'cause it's not quite a done deal, but- 506 00:25:08,094 --> 00:25:09,344 You can tell me, Art. 507 00:25:09,470 --> 00:25:10,679 Come on, tell me. 508 00:25:10,805 --> 00:25:13,098 "Boogie Woogie." 509 00:25:13,224 --> 00:25:15,350 Wow, unbelievable. 510 00:25:15,476 --> 00:25:18,603 Yep, first in the series. 511 00:25:18,729 --> 00:25:20,271 The first "Boogie Woogie"? 512 00:25:22,191 --> 00:25:23,817 Must be worth a fortune. 513 00:25:23,943 --> 00:25:24,985 It's priceless, 514 00:25:25,111 --> 00:25:26,695 priceless. 515 00:25:26,821 --> 00:25:29,280 Okay, so how much? 516 00:25:29,407 --> 00:25:30,615 I don't know. 517 00:25:30,741 --> 00:25:31,741 I don't know. 518 00:25:33,786 --> 00:25:36,413 Well, at least 20 million. 519 00:25:36,539 --> 00:25:38,123 20 mil, wow. 520 00:25:38,249 --> 00:25:39,874 Yeah. 521 00:25:40,001 --> 00:25:42,335 I tell you, it's a beauty. 522 00:25:42,461 --> 00:25:44,379 Hello, it's Dewey. 523 00:25:44,505 --> 00:25:46,089 Anyone home? 524 00:25:46,215 --> 00:25:48,341 Here they are. 525 00:25:48,467 --> 00:25:49,467 Hi. 526 00:25:49,593 --> 00:25:51,344 Hello. 527 00:25:51,470 --> 00:25:52,345 How are you doing? 528 00:25:52,471 --> 00:25:53,513 I'm just gonna get my coat. 529 00:25:53,639 --> 00:25:54,514 Come on. 530 00:25:57,101 --> 00:25:59,185 Light. 531 00:25:59,311 --> 00:26:02,397 - Wow, you've been changing things around a bit. 532 00:26:02,523 --> 00:26:05,900 - Yes, you know, here and there. 533 00:26:06,027 --> 00:26:07,152 That's good. 534 00:26:07,278 --> 00:26:09,863 All right. 535 00:26:09,989 --> 00:26:11,072 Can you bring them back by tea? 536 00:26:11,198 --> 00:26:12,115 Sure. 537 00:26:12,241 --> 00:26:13,158 - Great. - No probs. 538 00:26:13,284 --> 00:26:14,743 - All right. Let's go. 539 00:26:14,869 --> 00:26:17,871 - Did I tell you that we've got 540 00:26:17,997 --> 00:26:20,248 Larry Oppenheimer's daughter here? 541 00:26:20,374 --> 00:26:22,042 Larry Oppenheimer's daughter? 542 00:26:22,168 --> 00:26:23,668 Is she cute? 543 00:26:23,794 --> 00:26:26,129 - She's real cute and determined. 544 00:26:27,423 --> 00:26:29,257 - You know, that fraud investigation, 545 00:26:29,383 --> 00:26:31,593 that wiped out her dad, didn't it? 546 00:26:31,719 --> 00:26:33,428 - Yeah, well, goddamn intrusive government. 547 00:26:33,554 --> 00:26:34,596 That's what I say. 548 00:26:34,722 --> 00:26:36,556 I mean, he was one of my best clients. 549 00:26:36,682 --> 00:26:38,058 - What happened to his collection? 550 00:26:38,184 --> 00:26:39,642 - I got his collection right here. 551 00:26:44,231 --> 00:26:46,941 Are you coming to my dinner, Bob? 552 00:26:47,068 --> 00:26:47,942 We sure are. 553 00:26:48,069 --> 00:26:48,985 Okay. 554 00:26:49,111 --> 00:26:50,028 So I'll see you then. 555 00:26:50,154 --> 00:26:50,987 - Bye. - Bye. 556 00:27:03,417 --> 00:27:06,419 Alfred, we really must talk. 557 00:27:06,545 --> 00:27:07,796 What about? 558 00:27:07,922 --> 00:27:10,423 About our financial situation. 559 00:27:10,549 --> 00:27:13,051 It's not so bad. 560 00:27:13,177 --> 00:27:16,471 - Darling, we're down to our last beans. 561 00:27:16,597 --> 00:27:19,057 Don't be ridiculous. 562 00:27:19,183 --> 00:27:22,977 - I've just had the quote from the insurance company. 563 00:27:23,104 --> 00:27:27,565 I have nothing else to sell. 564 00:27:27,691 --> 00:27:28,983 We have the "Boogie Woogie." 565 00:27:34,698 --> 00:27:37,700 - You want to sell the Mondrian? 566 00:27:37,827 --> 00:27:40,870 I got it from the master himself. 567 00:27:40,996 --> 00:27:42,413 It is a masterpiece, 568 00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:44,374 a meisterwerk. 569 00:27:46,585 --> 00:27:49,587 - You want to sell off our most prized possessions. 570 00:27:49,713 --> 00:27:51,089 And for what? 571 00:27:51,215 --> 00:27:53,591 To pay a few lousy bills? 572 00:27:53,717 --> 00:27:57,303 I went to the studio of Mondrian, 573 00:27:57,429 --> 00:28:00,890 and I bought it from him. 574 00:28:01,016 --> 00:28:04,811 It's been a part of my collection. 575 00:28:04,937 --> 00:28:07,981 It is the envy of all London. 576 00:28:08,107 --> 00:28:10,567 I am known for that painting. 577 00:28:12,194 --> 00:28:13,111 Spindle? 578 00:28:13,237 --> 00:28:16,281 16 million. 579 00:28:27,334 --> 00:28:30,503 - Darling, you've lived with the painting for 50 years. 580 00:28:30,629 --> 00:28:31,796 Now it's time for somebody else 581 00:28:31,922 --> 00:28:33,173 to have the pleasure of owning it. 582 00:28:33,299 --> 00:28:37,051 And besides, we can collect other artists. 583 00:28:37,178 --> 00:28:40,346 They're all shit. 584 00:28:40,472 --> 00:28:43,808 It's like trading gold for potatoes. 585 00:28:43,934 --> 00:28:47,145 And you, why are you standing there? 586 00:28:47,271 --> 00:28:50,857 This is a private conversation. 587 00:29:00,659 --> 00:29:03,411 Always snooping around. 588 00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:12,712 - My God, Paige, what happened? 589 00:29:12,838 --> 00:29:15,256 I fell over in the park. 590 00:29:15,382 --> 00:29:16,591 That looks bad. 591 00:29:16,717 --> 00:29:20,303 No, it's really not. 592 00:29:22,389 --> 00:29:24,974 Sit down over there. 593 00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:26,893 Right here. 594 00:29:29,855 --> 00:29:31,105 Take this down. 595 00:29:31,232 --> 00:29:33,191 Okay. 596 00:29:33,317 --> 00:29:37,237 My dear Alfreda, 597 00:29:37,363 --> 00:29:43,952 it was a great pleasure to see you on Wednesday. 598 00:29:44,078 --> 00:29:47,413 After further consideration... 599 00:29:50,334 --> 00:29:53,169 Can you bend it? 600 00:29:55,422 --> 00:29:57,382 Does it hurt? 601 00:29:57,508 --> 00:29:59,968 - I mean, yeah, it hurts a little bit. 602 00:30:00,094 --> 00:30:02,637 Where? 603 00:30:02,763 --> 00:30:04,138 Just on this side. 604 00:30:06,308 --> 00:30:09,811 I've got some cream. 605 00:30:09,937 --> 00:30:11,229 My doctor prescribed it to me 606 00:30:11,355 --> 00:30:14,691 when I fell down those steps at Christie's. 607 00:30:14,817 --> 00:30:16,526 Dear Lord. 608 00:30:16,652 --> 00:30:19,195 My, my. 609 00:30:19,321 --> 00:30:21,239 It was embarrassing. 610 00:30:21,365 --> 00:30:24,867 I pretended as if nothing had happened, 611 00:30:24,994 --> 00:30:28,246 but the pain, the pain! 612 00:30:28,372 --> 00:30:30,331 There you go. 613 00:30:30,457 --> 00:30:34,002 Okay. 614 00:30:34,128 --> 00:30:35,628 Take this down. 615 00:30:35,754 --> 00:30:37,171 After further consideration, 616 00:30:37,298 --> 00:30:42,302 we think that 20 million would be a fair valuation 617 00:30:42,428 --> 00:30:43,886 for the painting 618 00:30:44,013 --> 00:30:50,977 and of course help facilitate the sale. 619 00:30:51,103 --> 00:30:52,937 - You know what, Art? I can do this. 620 00:30:53,063 --> 00:30:56,107 It's fine. Honestly, I can- 621 00:30:56,233 --> 00:30:57,734 In a few minutes, you won't feel a thing. 622 00:30:57,860 --> 00:30:59,527 - Art, Art- Art. 623 00:30:59,653 --> 00:31:00,611 Excuse me. - Yes? 624 00:31:00,738 --> 00:31:02,113 - The Havermeyers are in the gallery. 625 00:31:02,239 --> 00:31:04,115 Okay. 626 00:31:05,826 --> 00:31:07,702 "I'm interested in how sight, 627 00:31:07,828 --> 00:31:10,163 "which is limited by our biological makeup, 628 00:31:10,289 --> 00:31:11,956 "affects observation of what's around us, 629 00:31:12,082 --> 00:31:15,209 "and therefore limits perception in general. 630 00:31:15,336 --> 00:31:16,711 "I like to explore these boundaries 631 00:31:16,837 --> 00:31:18,129 and through my work exp"- 632 00:31:18,297 --> 00:31:19,380 Fuck work. 633 00:31:35,689 --> 00:31:36,606 Hi, Jean. 634 00:31:36,732 --> 00:31:37,648 Jo. 635 00:31:37,775 --> 00:31:38,775 You found it. 636 00:31:38,901 --> 00:31:40,693 Hello. 637 00:31:40,819 --> 00:31:43,196 I brought Picasso. I hope you don't mind. 638 00:31:43,322 --> 00:31:44,447 - Of course not. Hey, Picasso. 639 00:31:44,573 --> 00:31:45,782 - He won't be a bother, I promise. 640 00:31:45,908 --> 00:31:46,991 Sit, sit. 641 00:31:47,117 --> 00:31:48,618 Come in. 642 00:31:48,744 --> 00:31:51,871 Wow. 643 00:31:51,997 --> 00:31:55,458 - Here, let me take your coat. 644 00:31:55,584 --> 00:31:57,377 Wow. 645 00:31:57,503 --> 00:32:00,713 So this is where you work. 646 00:32:00,839 --> 00:32:02,840 Yeah, this is it. 647 00:32:02,966 --> 00:32:05,176 Well, the show has to do with peripheral vision. 648 00:32:05,302 --> 00:32:06,386 Right. 649 00:32:06,512 --> 00:32:08,179 - I'm interested in how one's sight 650 00:32:08,305 --> 00:32:10,306 is limited to our biological makeup. 651 00:32:10,432 --> 00:32:12,725 I want to explore the boundaries which- 652 00:32:12,851 --> 00:32:15,978 you know, which define what we can and can't perceive. 653 00:32:16,105 --> 00:32:17,063 Wow. 654 00:32:17,189 --> 00:32:19,232 It's interesting. 655 00:32:19,358 --> 00:32:20,858 - I conceived the show when I was, um, 656 00:32:20,984 --> 00:32:22,610 I was walking across Park Lane, 657 00:32:22,736 --> 00:32:25,196 and this crazy guy in a van almost ran me over. 658 00:32:25,322 --> 00:32:26,322 No. 659 00:32:26,448 --> 00:32:27,949 - You know, it just got me thinking, like, 660 00:32:28,075 --> 00:32:29,283 how we see and ascertain an object 661 00:32:29,410 --> 00:32:30,618 purely by what's in front of us 662 00:32:30,744 --> 00:32:34,455 rather than taking into account our peripheral vision. 663 00:32:34,581 --> 00:32:35,498 Right. 664 00:32:35,624 --> 00:32:36,833 I'm going on. 665 00:32:36,959 --> 00:32:37,959 No, no, no. 666 00:32:38,085 --> 00:32:42,171 It's very, very, very interesting. 667 00:32:42,297 --> 00:32:46,092 - Now, this is a device I'm constructing. 668 00:32:46,218 --> 00:32:49,846 If you just come forward and put your head here. 669 00:32:49,972 --> 00:32:52,682 Just-just here? 670 00:32:52,808 --> 00:32:56,352 - See, and then keep your eye on the object in front. 671 00:32:56,478 --> 00:33:01,315 And take hold of these two levers. 672 00:33:02,985 --> 00:33:07,947 And slowly. 673 00:33:08,073 --> 00:33:10,658 You only become aware of the predators- 674 00:33:10,784 --> 00:33:11,701 Ooh! 675 00:33:15,873 --> 00:33:16,914 Good God, Art. 676 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,917 It's outperforming the FTSE, and that's 20% in a week. 677 00:33:22,254 --> 00:33:23,212 No, yeah. 678 00:33:25,007 --> 00:33:25,965 Well, I'll think about it. 679 00:33:26,091 --> 00:33:27,258 Okay. - Bye-bye. 680 00:33:27,384 --> 00:33:29,677 Bye. 681 00:33:29,803 --> 00:33:31,846 Spindle is outrageous. 682 00:33:31,972 --> 00:33:34,265 He says they want 24 million. 683 00:33:34,391 --> 00:33:36,934 - Well, that's 16 for them and 8 commission for Art. 684 00:33:38,604 --> 00:33:41,355 - But the old man doesn't even want to sell the picture. 685 00:33:41,482 --> 00:33:43,191 So what's he on about? 686 00:33:43,317 --> 00:33:44,650 - Well, they're gonna have to sell. 687 00:33:44,776 --> 00:33:46,819 He's just trying to find their breaking point. 688 00:33:46,945 --> 00:33:49,363 Any way we can help them? 689 00:33:49,490 --> 00:33:53,868 - We could go to them direct and offer 18 million. 690 00:33:55,162 --> 00:33:58,289 So are you going behind the back of Art Spindle? 691 00:33:58,415 --> 00:34:00,208 - I'm leaving the gallery, right? 692 00:34:02,127 --> 00:34:03,503 - Now you're gonna have to put your head 693 00:34:03,629 --> 00:34:04,962 inside this little hole. 694 00:34:05,088 --> 00:34:06,005 Really? 695 00:34:06,131 --> 00:34:07,632 - In you go. - Okay. 696 00:34:15,349 --> 00:34:16,724 To the left and right of you, 697 00:34:16,850 --> 00:34:18,851 you have a nonfunctional domestic environment. 698 00:34:18,977 --> 00:34:20,728 Yes. 699 00:34:20,854 --> 00:34:22,188 - Yeah, see, if you turn to the left, 700 00:34:22,314 --> 00:34:24,232 you're only aware of that object, right? 701 00:34:24,358 --> 00:34:30,029 Now, if you turn to your right. 702 00:34:30,155 --> 00:34:33,866 See, you only are aware of those one object in front of you. 703 00:34:33,992 --> 00:34:34,909 Right. 704 00:34:35,035 --> 00:34:36,369 - But if you stare straight ahead... 705 00:34:36,495 --> 00:34:37,537 Yeah. 706 00:34:37,663 --> 00:34:40,748 - You suddenly become aware of everything. 707 00:34:40,874 --> 00:34:41,999 Yes. 708 00:34:42,125 --> 00:34:46,045 - Have you ever actually used a Chapman? 709 00:34:46,171 --> 00:34:47,088 No. 710 00:34:50,592 --> 00:34:54,720 I mean, just for fun. 711 00:34:54,846 --> 00:34:56,097 You're so silly. 712 00:35:02,062 --> 00:35:04,939 - You're not supposed to do that. 713 00:35:05,065 --> 00:35:07,858 Maybe we should end this. 714 00:35:10,904 --> 00:35:12,405 Why? 715 00:35:12,531 --> 00:35:14,615 - Well, we're gonna have a professional relationship. 716 00:35:14,741 --> 00:35:16,951 So maybe we should keep it that way. 717 00:35:17,077 --> 00:35:21,080 - Well, if I had thought being your sleeping partner 718 00:35:21,206 --> 00:35:22,623 would mean not sleeping with you, 719 00:35:22,749 --> 00:35:25,668 I wouldn't have got that gallery in the first place, would I? 720 00:35:25,794 --> 00:35:27,545 Come on, Bob. 721 00:35:27,671 --> 00:35:29,922 18 million. 722 00:35:30,048 --> 00:35:31,340 What's my commission? 723 00:35:31,466 --> 00:35:33,301 Let's see. 724 00:36:05,292 --> 00:36:06,584 How long have you been here, Beth? 725 00:36:06,710 --> 00:36:08,419 About five years. 726 00:36:08,545 --> 00:36:10,004 I've paid you well. 727 00:36:12,049 --> 00:36:14,258 I have made you a director of the gallery. 728 00:36:14,384 --> 00:36:18,804 I've introduced you to some of the greatest artists of the day 729 00:36:18,930 --> 00:36:21,599 and some of the most influential collectors in our time. 730 00:36:22,893 --> 00:36:24,977 And this? 731 00:36:25,103 --> 00:36:28,689 This is how you repay me? 732 00:36:28,815 --> 00:36:31,651 Why? 733 00:36:31,777 --> 00:36:34,779 - I want to start my own gallery. 734 00:36:34,905 --> 00:36:38,866 - Do you know how many times I've heard that shit? 735 00:36:38,992 --> 00:36:42,495 If I hear that you have feathered your nest 736 00:36:42,621 --> 00:36:43,537 with my client list... 737 00:36:44,915 --> 00:36:49,794 - I will make life extremely difficult for you. 738 00:36:51,254 --> 00:36:53,005 But I'm only doing what you would be doing, Art, 739 00:36:53,131 --> 00:36:55,424 if you were in my position. 740 00:36:55,550 --> 00:37:01,222 This... is betrayal. 741 00:37:01,348 --> 00:37:06,352 - I just want to have my own space showing young artists. 742 00:37:06,478 --> 00:37:09,689 Get out. 743 00:37:09,815 --> 00:37:11,565 Get out! 744 00:37:24,329 --> 00:37:29,625 Paige, get me accounts. 745 00:37:29,751 --> 00:37:30,710 Hi. 746 00:37:32,629 --> 00:37:34,839 I want you to stop all commissions 747 00:37:34,965 --> 00:37:36,757 due to Beth Freemantle. 748 00:37:36,883 --> 00:37:40,302 I want a full audit of her expense account. 749 00:37:40,429 --> 00:37:44,849 I want her password blocked from the database, 750 00:37:44,975 --> 00:37:48,769 and I want her mobile phone terminated. 751 00:37:48,895 --> 00:37:51,814 Thank you. 752 00:37:51,940 --> 00:37:53,733 That little bitch. 753 00:38:07,164 --> 00:38:08,873 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you. 754 00:38:08,999 --> 00:38:11,375 Thank you for coming tonight. 755 00:38:11,501 --> 00:38:14,128 You know, I thought of this show 756 00:38:14,254 --> 00:38:17,798 a good five years ago. 757 00:38:17,924 --> 00:38:20,134 And I hope you will agree with me 758 00:38:20,260 --> 00:38:21,927 that the result is quite... 759 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,139 Spectacular. 760 00:38:27,184 --> 00:38:31,687 I'd like to thank everybody who has worked at the gallery 761 00:38:31,813 --> 00:38:36,776 so tirelessly, tirelessly, to make this exhibition happen. 762 00:38:36,902 --> 00:38:41,530 I'd also like to take this opportunity to bid farewell to- 763 00:38:41,656 --> 00:38:45,493 regretfully bid farewell to one of our gallery directors 764 00:38:45,619 --> 00:38:49,371 that has been at my side these five years 765 00:38:49,498 --> 00:38:55,544 and without whose help this show would not have been possible. 766 00:38:55,670 --> 00:39:01,592 Please raise your glasses to Beth Freemantle. 767 00:39:01,718 --> 00:39:03,761 To Beth. 768 00:39:07,224 --> 00:39:08,933 - Cheers. - Cheers. 769 00:39:21,112 --> 00:39:23,113 That was really great. 770 00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:26,242 That was very, very moving, Art. 771 00:39:26,368 --> 00:39:27,284 Very moving. 772 00:39:27,410 --> 00:39:29,995 And it didn't work. 773 00:39:30,121 --> 00:39:32,623 So he- three tries. 774 00:39:32,749 --> 00:39:34,250 When he figured out he couldn't sue me, 775 00:39:34,376 --> 00:39:35,292 he sued the artist. 776 00:39:35,418 --> 00:39:36,460 I told the judge, 777 00:39:36,586 --> 00:39:38,212 "Hey, art doesn't come with a guarantee." 778 00:39:39,965 --> 00:39:41,173 In my humble opinion, 779 00:39:41,299 --> 00:39:42,383 Schneider is shit. 780 00:39:46,805 --> 00:39:51,016 - What's the dog walker doing here? 781 00:39:51,142 --> 00:39:53,477 - Yeah, he tried to sell me some concept. 782 00:39:53,603 --> 00:39:54,520 My dog walker. 783 00:39:54,646 --> 00:39:55,521 Your dog walker? 784 00:39:55,647 --> 00:39:56,564 Yes, my dog walker. 785 00:39:56,690 --> 00:39:57,731 Your dog walker? 786 00:39:57,858 --> 00:39:58,774 Shit. 787 00:39:58,900 --> 00:39:59,817 Beth. 788 00:39:59,943 --> 00:40:01,986 - Hey. Hey. 789 00:40:02,112 --> 00:40:03,571 Yeah, I'd love see that. 790 00:40:03,697 --> 00:40:04,613 Hi, Jean. 791 00:40:04,739 --> 00:40:05,948 Hi, honey. 792 00:40:06,074 --> 00:40:07,116 I'd love to see it. 793 00:40:10,829 --> 00:40:12,580 - Well, it's more- - I told you. 794 00:40:12,706 --> 00:40:14,582 Bob, I told you about it. We talked about it. 795 00:40:14,708 --> 00:40:16,041 No, but that sounds- 796 00:40:16,167 --> 00:40:17,877 - He's just-he's had a bit too much to drink. 797 00:40:29,139 --> 00:40:33,309 Wait. 798 00:40:34,895 --> 00:40:37,062 - She's your girlfriend, right? 799 00:40:37,188 --> 00:40:38,898 Yeah. 800 00:40:39,024 --> 00:40:41,442 Well, if you want, you could come see the work sometime. 801 00:40:41,568 --> 00:40:44,111 - I mean, I'll see it at the gallery, right, you know? 802 00:40:44,237 --> 00:40:45,529 Yeah, but, I don't know. 803 00:40:45,655 --> 00:40:47,031 It would be nice to get your opinion, 804 00:40:47,157 --> 00:40:48,115 see what you think of it. 805 00:40:48,241 --> 00:40:49,158 Really? 806 00:40:49,284 --> 00:40:50,701 Hello, Jo. 807 00:40:50,827 --> 00:40:51,869 Jean, hey. 808 00:40:51,995 --> 00:40:52,828 Hi. 809 00:40:52,954 --> 00:40:55,915 Do you guys know each other? 810 00:40:57,083 --> 00:40:58,918 - I just- I just had a question. 811 00:40:59,044 --> 00:41:00,377 I had an idea, actually. 812 00:41:00,503 --> 00:41:01,420 Okay, sure. 813 00:41:01,546 --> 00:41:03,547 Can I just take a seat? - Yeah. 814 00:41:03,673 --> 00:41:04,882 I got it. - No, it's all right. 815 00:41:05,008 --> 00:41:06,008 I've got it. I've got it. 816 00:41:06,134 --> 00:41:08,260 - You all right? - Yes. 817 00:41:08,386 --> 00:41:11,555 I just had an idea that maybe, 818 00:41:11,681 --> 00:41:14,141 maybe we could go somewhere together. 819 00:41:14,267 --> 00:41:16,185 - Honey, I think it's a little difficult- 820 00:41:16,311 --> 00:41:18,020 No, no, no. 821 00:41:18,146 --> 00:41:19,688 I mean like New York. 822 00:41:19,814 --> 00:41:22,024 Maybe we can go to New York together. 823 00:41:22,150 --> 00:41:23,901 Yeah, um- 824 00:41:24,027 --> 00:41:25,569 - Come on, Jo. - I don't know. 825 00:41:25,695 --> 00:41:28,697 - I'll introduce you to people like, you know, 826 00:41:28,823 --> 00:41:32,284 like Marks and Larry 827 00:41:32,410 --> 00:41:34,203 and Andrea and all these wonderful- 828 00:41:34,329 --> 00:41:35,537 Jean, Jean, everybody's here. 829 00:41:35,664 --> 00:41:37,247 I know. 830 00:41:37,374 --> 00:41:38,457 There's my husband. 831 00:41:39,751 --> 00:41:41,710 Let's go to the bathroom. 832 00:41:41,836 --> 00:41:43,587 - I don't think we should. - No, come on. 833 00:41:43,713 --> 00:41:44,755 I haven't done that in ages. 834 00:41:44,881 --> 00:41:45,881 No, I don't think we should. 835 00:41:46,007 --> 00:41:46,924 Come on, let's go, okay? 836 00:41:47,050 --> 00:41:48,258 Shh. 837 00:41:52,472 --> 00:41:54,890 - And as we were leaving, we ran into Ivor Schneider. 838 00:41:56,893 --> 00:41:58,769 So this girl, she can't have been any older than 16. 839 00:41:58,895 --> 00:42:00,270 In fact, I think she was a lot younger. 840 00:42:02,232 --> 00:42:04,692 And as we were talking, I had this really good idea. 841 00:42:04,818 --> 00:42:07,111 - Yeah, so we'll do a 50-50 split after cost. 842 00:42:07,237 --> 00:42:09,363 If you need any money to finish your show, 843 00:42:09,489 --> 00:42:10,781 then I will finance you. 844 00:42:10,907 --> 00:42:12,950 - I really don't know what to say. 845 00:42:13,076 --> 00:42:13,993 Great. 846 00:42:14,119 --> 00:42:15,953 Amazing. 847 00:42:16,079 --> 00:42:17,788 I mean, I can't wait to tell Dewey. 848 00:42:17,914 --> 00:42:19,289 - Yeah, what's your relationship 849 00:42:19,416 --> 00:42:20,332 with him, by the way? 850 00:42:20,458 --> 00:42:21,583 You said he represents you? 851 00:42:21,710 --> 00:42:24,044 - Well, he's kind of been helping me out. 852 00:42:24,170 --> 00:42:26,338 - Yeah. I mean, I really like him. 853 00:42:26,464 --> 00:42:28,757 But I mean, I couldn't have him in the middle. 854 00:42:28,883 --> 00:42:31,135 I mean, I hate to say this about him, 'cause he's a friend. 855 00:42:31,261 --> 00:42:32,511 I really love him, but, you know, 856 00:42:32,637 --> 00:42:34,555 he has a credibility issue. 857 00:42:34,681 --> 00:42:37,016 Yeah. 858 00:42:37,142 --> 00:42:40,102 Um, well, I can talk to him. 859 00:42:40,228 --> 00:42:41,854 Give him a piece of work or something. 860 00:42:41,980 --> 00:42:43,022 He'll be fine. 861 00:42:45,650 --> 00:42:46,900 Speak of the devil. 862 00:42:48,069 --> 00:42:49,069 - Hi. - Hi. 863 00:42:49,195 --> 00:42:51,655 I'm having such a great time tonight. 864 00:42:51,781 --> 00:42:52,614 It's really great. 865 00:42:55,827 --> 00:42:57,828 Elaine... 866 00:42:57,954 --> 00:42:58,829 Cheers. 867 00:43:01,833 --> 00:43:03,083 What are you two scheming about? 868 00:43:04,627 --> 00:43:05,836 Have you seen Jo? 869 00:43:07,464 --> 00:43:08,797 He was talking to Jean Maclestone 870 00:43:08,923 --> 00:43:10,215 a wee while ago. 871 00:43:12,844 --> 00:43:15,721 - Jo, you will come with me to New York, won't you? 872 00:43:15,847 --> 00:43:17,723 Yeah, yeah, don't stop. 873 00:43:17,849 --> 00:43:18,932 She's so funny sometimes. 874 00:43:19,059 --> 00:43:20,100 Yeah. 875 00:43:21,853 --> 00:43:23,103 Hey, Bob. 876 00:43:23,229 --> 00:43:24,104 Hey, hey, Dewey. 877 00:44:04,020 --> 00:44:06,105 Bob, I want a divorce. 878 00:44:17,325 --> 00:44:19,034 Well, Jean, 879 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:21,203 if that's what you want. 880 00:44:25,542 --> 00:44:28,710 Just like that? 881 00:44:28,837 --> 00:44:34,299 I mean, how many years, Bob? 882 00:44:34,425 --> 00:44:37,970 How many years have we been married? 883 00:44:38,096 --> 00:44:41,932 Um, 1987. 884 00:44:42,058 --> 00:44:43,267 That makes- 885 00:44:43,393 --> 00:44:48,939 '86. 886 00:44:49,065 --> 00:44:50,399 No, I think it was '87, Jean. 887 00:44:50,525 --> 00:44:52,776 My God. 888 00:44:52,902 --> 00:44:55,154 '86, Bob. 889 00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,656 At Ricky Robenstein's birthday party. 890 00:44:57,782 --> 00:45:00,033 But that was '87. 891 00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:02,995 The next week we flew to Warhol's funeral. 892 00:45:03,121 --> 00:45:06,707 - Warhol's funeral was 1986, Bob. 893 00:45:06,833 --> 00:45:08,208 Eighty-fucking-seven. 894 00:45:08,334 --> 00:45:10,669 It was the same year I had my appendix out. 895 00:45:10,795 --> 00:45:14,339 The appendix was 1988, 896 00:45:14,465 --> 00:45:16,341 two years after met. 897 00:45:16,467 --> 00:45:18,093 I remember it as if it was just the other day. 898 00:45:18,219 --> 00:45:20,220 - It was my appendix, God damn it. 899 00:45:20,346 --> 00:45:23,807 I met you in '86. 900 00:45:23,933 --> 00:45:25,684 Fuck. 901 00:45:25,810 --> 00:45:26,727 Fuck! 902 00:45:26,853 --> 00:45:29,938 Yes, that's all you knew how to do. 903 00:45:32,817 --> 00:45:34,902 What are you doing? 904 00:45:35,028 --> 00:45:38,530 - What does it look like I'm doing? 905 00:45:38,656 --> 00:45:40,532 Where you gonna go, Art's? 906 00:45:40,658 --> 00:45:41,867 What are you insinuating? 907 00:45:41,993 --> 00:45:44,244 - You guys seem to like each other. 908 00:45:44,370 --> 00:45:46,288 We're just friends. 909 00:45:46,414 --> 00:45:48,248 He's gay, anyway. 910 00:45:49,626 --> 00:45:51,543 He is not gay. 911 00:45:51,669 --> 00:45:55,547 Nice shoes. 912 00:46:10,730 --> 00:46:12,356 What the fuck? 913 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:16,777 Hello? 914 00:46:16,903 --> 00:46:18,111 Who? 915 00:46:18,238 --> 00:46:21,073 Jean Maclestone? 916 00:46:21,199 --> 00:46:22,282 Fuck. 917 00:46:22,408 --> 00:46:24,952 Don't make a sound. 918 00:46:27,872 --> 00:46:30,582 Shit. 919 00:46:36,381 --> 00:46:38,006 I just walked out on Bob. 920 00:46:38,132 --> 00:46:39,299 You just walked out on Bob? 921 00:46:39,425 --> 00:46:40,425 Isn't that a bit extreme? 922 00:46:40,551 --> 00:46:42,511 I'm going for a divorce. 923 00:46:42,637 --> 00:46:43,512 Divorce? 924 00:46:43,638 --> 00:46:46,265 I've had enough, Art. 925 00:46:46,391 --> 00:46:49,393 God. 926 00:46:49,519 --> 00:46:51,478 I don't want to be kicked out on my arse 927 00:46:51,604 --> 00:46:53,480 when it's all too late, you know? 928 00:46:54,983 --> 00:46:57,025 I don't want to be left 929 00:46:57,151 --> 00:46:58,527 when I'm old and cranky 930 00:46:58,653 --> 00:47:00,153 and look like the butt end of a rhino. 931 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:01,196 You know what I mean? 932 00:47:01,322 --> 00:47:03,448 I mean, I don't- 933 00:47:03,574 --> 00:47:07,244 I don't want to stagnate in some Notting Hill mansion 934 00:47:07,370 --> 00:47:09,246 watching him screw secretaries, 935 00:47:09,372 --> 00:47:11,665 and then one day when it suits him, 936 00:47:11,791 --> 00:47:14,084 leave me and marry one of them. 937 00:47:17,338 --> 00:47:19,798 Art, I'm not gonna talk about this right now. 938 00:47:21,050 --> 00:47:22,134 I'm just tired. 939 00:47:22,260 --> 00:47:26,263 I'm tired of 20 years of marriage. 940 00:47:28,683 --> 00:47:32,060 20, 20. 941 00:47:32,186 --> 00:47:34,271 I don't think you know what it's been like. 942 00:47:37,442 --> 00:47:41,611 That's my cat. 943 00:47:44,532 --> 00:47:47,200 I want to live, Art. 944 00:47:47,327 --> 00:47:50,787 I want to go to bars. 945 00:47:50,913 --> 00:47:53,332 I want to go to Rio and Moscow 946 00:47:53,458 --> 00:47:56,626 and Cambodia. 947 00:47:56,753 --> 00:47:59,087 I want my own place. 948 00:47:59,213 --> 00:48:02,215 I want my own friends. 949 00:48:02,342 --> 00:48:05,010 I want to stay up all night. 950 00:48:05,136 --> 00:48:07,679 God. 951 00:48:07,805 --> 00:48:11,683 I don't want to hear about the next property deal 952 00:48:11,809 --> 00:48:16,855 or, God, the Arsenal score or Matisse's coiffure 953 00:48:16,981 --> 00:48:20,901 or have, long discussions about how he met Warhol 954 00:48:21,027 --> 00:48:22,361 or how many inches of space 955 00:48:22,487 --> 00:48:24,696 the Basquiat should have around it! 956 00:48:24,822 --> 00:48:26,448 God. 957 00:48:26,574 --> 00:48:28,367 You know what I mean? 958 00:48:32,497 --> 00:48:37,542 I've had enough. 959 00:48:37,668 --> 00:48:42,631 I guess we've just grown apart. 960 00:48:43,883 --> 00:48:45,967 Jean. 961 00:48:46,094 --> 00:48:50,430 We have got nothing in common 962 00:48:50,556 --> 00:48:55,811 except a taste for collecting art. 963 00:48:55,937 --> 00:48:56,978 Jean. 964 00:49:25,967 --> 00:49:30,137 - Last night I met this totally hot, totally cute guy. 965 00:49:30,263 --> 00:49:31,179 And guess what. 966 00:49:31,305 --> 00:49:32,347 He was smart as well. 967 00:49:32,473 --> 00:49:33,473 I mean, can you imagine? 968 00:49:34,976 --> 00:49:37,644 I told him all about our show, and he was so into it, 969 00:49:37,770 --> 00:49:39,312 and he totally got your work. 970 00:49:39,439 --> 00:49:43,608 It was just amazing. 971 00:49:46,404 --> 00:49:47,529 I got you something, Dewey. 972 00:49:47,655 --> 00:49:50,615 Ooh. 973 00:49:52,827 --> 00:49:55,370 My God. 974 00:49:55,496 --> 00:49:59,583 Elaine, this is my favorite one. 975 00:49:59,709 --> 00:50:02,878 I've got the perfect frame for that. 976 00:50:03,004 --> 00:50:04,296 Wow, I can't believe it. 977 00:50:04,422 --> 00:50:05,755 Thanks, darling. 978 00:50:05,882 --> 00:50:08,216 - It's for all the support you've been giving me. 979 00:50:08,342 --> 00:50:11,052 - You didn't need to do that, though. 980 00:50:11,179 --> 00:50:13,430 Wow. 981 00:50:13,556 --> 00:50:17,893 - We need to talk about our working relationship. 982 00:50:18,019 --> 00:50:20,979 And... 983 00:50:21,105 --> 00:50:24,900 Okay. 984 00:50:25,026 --> 00:50:27,652 - You know how you're involved in my work and stuff. 985 00:50:27,778 --> 00:50:31,740 - Yeah, what do you mean, Elaine? 986 00:50:31,866 --> 00:50:34,868 - Beth wants to deal with me directly. 987 00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:42,626 - Well, where does that leave me? 988 00:50:50,301 --> 00:50:51,301 I see. 989 00:50:53,054 --> 00:50:54,721 Dewey, Dewey, come on. 990 00:50:54,847 --> 00:50:55,764 This is the art world. 991 00:50:55,890 --> 00:50:57,516 This is how it works. 992 00:50:57,642 --> 00:50:58,558 Dewey! 993 00:51:01,270 --> 00:51:03,980 Shit. 994 00:51:06,526 --> 00:51:08,318 - So this is where you work, right? 995 00:51:08,444 --> 00:51:09,819 Yeah, this is it. 996 00:51:09,946 --> 00:51:12,030 I kind of sit at my desk, look out the window, 997 00:51:12,156 --> 00:51:14,324 and wait for an idea to hit me, you know? 998 00:51:14,450 --> 00:51:16,201 - Wow, you don't even have to get out of bed. 999 00:51:16,327 --> 00:51:17,869 No. 1000 00:51:17,995 --> 00:51:20,372 And sometimes I like to do drawings, 1001 00:51:20,498 --> 00:51:23,208 kind of like a p-p-pre-pa- 1002 00:51:23,334 --> 00:51:24,668 Preparatory? 1003 00:51:24,794 --> 00:51:26,753 - I can never fucking pronounce that word. 1004 00:51:26,879 --> 00:51:27,879 Do you want to see some? 1005 00:51:28,005 --> 00:51:29,798 - You mean some preparatory sketches? 1006 00:51:31,759 --> 00:51:34,636 Yeah, this is what I'm working on at the moment. 1007 00:51:40,434 --> 00:51:41,977 That's Podrazik. 1008 00:51:42,103 --> 00:51:45,939 Right. 1009 00:51:46,065 --> 00:51:47,732 Now, this is a piece. 1010 00:51:47,858 --> 00:51:49,693 You see, it's to do with peripheral vision. 1011 00:51:49,819 --> 00:51:51,570 It's gonna be an installation. 1012 00:51:51,696 --> 00:51:54,239 And you walk in here, 1013 00:51:54,365 --> 00:51:56,283 and you place your head in this device, 1014 00:51:56,409 --> 00:51:59,411 see, so that it can't move around. 1015 00:52:00,871 --> 00:52:01,955 So then to your left and right 1016 00:52:02,081 --> 00:52:03,873 you have a nonfunctional domestic environment, 1017 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,209 part of, but not the whole of which, you can see. 1018 00:52:06,335 --> 00:52:09,087 - You mean you can't see all of it at the same time. 1019 00:52:09,213 --> 00:52:10,755 - No, you can only see certain objects. 1020 00:52:10,881 --> 00:52:12,215 But then if you look directly at me, 1021 00:52:12,341 --> 00:52:14,175 you suddenly become aware of everything, right? 1022 00:52:14,302 --> 00:52:16,261 Yeah. 1023 00:52:16,387 --> 00:52:17,512 That's.. wow. 1024 00:52:17,638 --> 00:52:20,015 Yeah, that's really cool. 1025 00:52:20,141 --> 00:52:24,519 - It kind of brings you into this new vision, you know? 1026 00:52:24,645 --> 00:52:26,563 It kind of questions reality. 1027 00:52:28,816 --> 00:52:30,609 I thought you were with Beth. 1028 00:52:32,278 --> 00:52:34,487 Yeah. 1029 00:52:34,614 --> 00:52:36,364 - We should keep this strictly professional. 1030 00:52:36,490 --> 00:52:37,490 Don't you think, Jo? 1031 00:52:41,162 --> 00:52:42,454 Yeah, sure. 1032 00:52:49,545 --> 00:52:50,712 Tell me, Freign. 1033 00:52:50,838 --> 00:52:52,589 I don't want to be indiscreet, but do you think 1034 00:52:52,715 --> 00:52:54,633 they may eventually decide on selling the Mondrian? 1035 00:52:54,759 --> 00:52:56,676 - I think a little more persuasion will be required. 1036 00:52:56,802 --> 00:52:57,844 You mean a higher price. 1037 00:52:57,970 --> 00:53:00,722 - Insurance is a matter of great concern. 1038 00:53:00,848 --> 00:53:02,807 - I'll pay for the insurance. How about that? 1039 00:53:02,933 --> 00:53:04,893 That's most generous. 1040 00:53:05,019 --> 00:53:07,270 I will raise my offer to, say, 25 million, 1041 00:53:07,396 --> 00:53:09,397 and I suggest that we insure it for 40 million. 1042 00:53:09,523 --> 00:53:10,732 What do you think? 1043 00:53:10,858 --> 00:53:11,858 I think that would be 1044 00:53:11,984 --> 00:53:16,363 a most appropriate sum, Mr. Spindle. 1045 00:53:16,489 --> 00:53:18,448 One of mine, I'm afraid. 1046 00:53:25,998 --> 00:53:26,956 Robert Freign. 1047 00:53:28,250 --> 00:53:29,834 I didn't know that you were an artist. 1048 00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,045 An amateur rock painter. 1049 00:53:32,171 --> 00:53:34,673 A grey marl from Aix-en-Provence. 1050 00:53:34,799 --> 00:53:39,135 Cezanne painted 27 canvases from Bibemus quarry, 1051 00:53:39,261 --> 00:53:40,887 where this particular stone was found. 1052 00:53:41,013 --> 00:53:43,181 Fascinating. 1053 00:53:43,307 --> 00:53:44,432 Fascinating. 1054 00:53:44,558 --> 00:53:45,725 Please have it. 1055 00:53:45,851 --> 00:53:47,185 No, I couldn't. 1056 00:53:47,311 --> 00:53:48,520 No, please. 1057 00:53:48,646 --> 00:53:51,523 Why, thank you. 1058 00:53:54,485 --> 00:53:57,028 Perhaps we should do a show. 1059 00:53:57,154 --> 00:53:58,863 You flatter me, Mr. Spindle. 1060 00:53:58,989 --> 00:54:01,157 - Not at all, not at all. 1061 00:54:08,332 --> 00:54:09,708 - I hope you got the Picasso out of him. 1062 00:54:09,834 --> 00:54:12,460 They're working on it. 1063 00:54:12,586 --> 00:54:16,506 - Jean, don't let the lawyers fob you off with platitudes. 1064 00:54:16,632 --> 00:54:17,757 Be demanding. 1065 00:54:17,883 --> 00:54:21,469 Make sure you get copies of all correspondence. 1066 00:54:21,595 --> 00:54:23,263 Read them like your life depended on it. 1067 00:54:23,389 --> 00:54:25,557 You only get one good shot at this. 1068 00:54:25,683 --> 00:54:27,434 Okay, honey? 1069 00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:30,186 Right. 1070 00:54:30,312 --> 00:54:33,773 So what's the damage? 1071 00:54:33,899 --> 00:54:35,191 Okay, Bob. 1072 00:54:35,317 --> 00:54:39,529 Let's start with Notting Hill, Tuscany, Palm Beach, 1073 00:54:39,655 --> 00:54:40,780 wrap up with Aspen. 1074 00:54:40,906 --> 00:54:42,991 What about Aspen? 1075 00:54:43,117 --> 00:54:45,493 - I get the house, and he gets the art. 1076 00:54:45,619 --> 00:54:47,454 You sure that's wise, Jean? 1077 00:54:47,580 --> 00:54:49,456 Art is exceeding property prices two to one. 1078 00:54:49,582 --> 00:54:51,040 - Do you think I should renegotiate? 1079 00:54:51,167 --> 00:54:52,125 Of course you should. 1080 00:54:52,251 --> 00:54:54,669 Being tough over this 1081 00:54:54,795 --> 00:54:57,756 creates opportunities down the line. 1082 00:54:57,882 --> 00:54:59,132 How so? 1083 00:54:59,258 --> 00:55:02,552 - It gives you room to appear reasonable later on 1084 00:55:02,678 --> 00:55:03,845 over other issues. 1085 00:55:03,971 --> 00:55:05,346 If you have to compromise, 1086 00:55:05,473 --> 00:55:07,307 at least you fall back on a position 1087 00:55:07,433 --> 00:55:09,267 you already agreed on. 1088 00:55:09,393 --> 00:55:10,351 Right. 1089 00:55:10,478 --> 00:55:12,729 - What about the Smith in the garden? 1090 00:55:12,855 --> 00:55:15,648 That's his. 1091 00:55:15,775 --> 00:55:16,941 And the Kelly? 1092 00:55:17,067 --> 00:55:18,359 That's mine. 1093 00:55:18,486 --> 00:55:19,444 The Judd, 1094 00:55:19,570 --> 00:55:21,237 the Flavin, 1095 00:55:21,363 --> 00:55:23,740 the Brancusi. 1096 00:55:23,866 --> 00:55:25,450 She wants the Brancush? 1097 00:55:26,619 --> 00:55:27,911 Brancusi? 1098 00:55:28,037 --> 00:55:29,412 Brancush. 1099 00:55:29,538 --> 00:55:30,622 Brancush? 1100 00:55:30,748 --> 00:55:32,707 She hates the Brancush. 1101 00:55:32,833 --> 00:55:34,250 She didn't want me to buy it. 1102 00:55:34,376 --> 00:55:37,086 She even hangs her coat off of it. 1103 00:55:37,213 --> 00:55:39,130 Why the hell would she want the Brancush? 1104 00:55:39,256 --> 00:55:40,715 It's worth a fortune. 1105 00:55:40,841 --> 00:55:41,966 I had Art look into it. 1106 00:55:42,092 --> 00:55:44,677 He thinks Bob's completely underpriced it. 1107 00:55:44,804 --> 00:55:46,012 That's my girl. 1108 00:55:46,138 --> 00:55:50,266 - The Warhol, the Beuys, the Hockney in the hallway. 1109 00:55:50,392 --> 00:55:51,851 - Magritte? - That's his. 1110 00:55:51,977 --> 00:55:53,978 - Never liked that one anyway. - No. 1111 00:55:54,104 --> 00:55:58,191 - The Struth photographs in the first-floor bathroom. 1112 00:55:58,317 --> 00:55:59,484 Good God. 1113 00:55:59,610 --> 00:56:00,777 Giacometti? 1114 00:56:00,903 --> 00:56:01,945 That's his. 1115 00:56:02,071 --> 00:56:03,780 - Pity. - Yeah. 1116 00:56:03,906 --> 00:56:05,365 But I get the Lucas 1117 00:56:05,491 --> 00:56:08,201 and the Judd stack piece in the hall. 1118 00:56:08,327 --> 00:56:09,869 - The Katz cutouts on the stairs, 1119 00:56:09,995 --> 00:56:12,831 the Mapplethorpe photographs on the landing, 1120 00:56:12,957 --> 00:56:17,460 the Bacon in the living room, the Emin, the Currin, 1121 00:56:17,586 --> 00:56:20,380 the Landy, and the Jew in the library. 1122 00:56:20,506 --> 00:56:24,717 - I get the Hirst, the Rusche, and the Barney suite. 1123 00:56:26,637 --> 00:56:27,846 Shall we go in? 1124 00:56:27,972 --> 00:56:29,848 Yeah, I'm famished. 1125 00:56:29,974 --> 00:56:31,724 - She also wants the Dogan pieces 1126 00:56:31,851 --> 00:56:33,977 as well as the Picasso sculpture, 1127 00:56:34,103 --> 00:56:38,690 and all the art books. 1128 00:56:44,446 --> 00:56:45,530 - Can I have a macchiato, please? 1129 00:56:45,656 --> 00:56:47,198 A macch- 1130 00:56:47,324 --> 00:56:49,742 Macch-i-a-to. 1131 00:56:49,869 --> 00:56:52,245 - I don't think that we have that. 1132 00:56:52,371 --> 00:56:54,372 - Sweetheart, I come every other day to the Westbury, 1133 00:56:54,498 --> 00:56:57,542 and I have a macchiato every other day. 1134 00:56:57,668 --> 00:56:59,043 Yes, but I don't think- 1135 00:56:59,169 --> 00:57:00,545 Get the maitre d'. 1136 00:57:00,671 --> 00:57:02,046 Yes. 1137 00:57:02,172 --> 00:57:04,424 What is that, Hungarian? 1138 00:57:04,550 --> 00:57:05,884 I think it's Polish. 1139 00:57:07,595 --> 00:57:09,262 Signora, I am sorry, 1140 00:57:09,388 --> 00:57:10,930 but it's the waitress' first day. 1141 00:57:11,056 --> 00:57:12,515 And she doesn't understand. 1142 00:57:12,641 --> 00:57:14,267 - Alphonse, I just wanted a macchiato. 1143 00:57:14,393 --> 00:57:15,894 A macchiato. 1144 00:57:16,020 --> 00:57:16,936 Due. 1145 00:57:17,062 --> 00:57:18,313 Of course, signora. 1146 00:57:21,650 --> 00:57:22,775 So... 1147 00:57:22,902 --> 00:57:25,862 what about the other thing? 1148 00:57:28,532 --> 00:57:30,575 I've never had it so good. 1149 00:57:33,245 --> 00:57:37,165 I'm taking the boy to New York tonight. 1150 00:57:37,291 --> 00:57:38,583 You're what? 1151 00:57:38,709 --> 00:57:41,920 New York, first class, 1152 00:57:42,046 --> 00:57:43,796 Four Seasons. 1153 00:57:43,923 --> 00:57:45,840 Are you crazy? 1154 00:57:45,966 --> 00:57:47,675 What? 1155 00:57:47,801 --> 00:57:51,262 - I've been divorced three times, Jean, okay? 1156 00:57:51,388 --> 00:57:53,681 With Carmen, I made legal history. 1157 00:57:53,807 --> 00:57:54,933 I know these men. 1158 00:57:55,059 --> 00:57:57,727 They're obsessive, greedy sons of bitches. 1159 00:57:57,853 --> 00:57:59,687 Give them an inch, and they'll take a mile. 1160 00:57:59,813 --> 00:58:02,065 And if he finds out that you're screwing Jo Richards... 1161 00:58:02,191 --> 00:58:03,316 Emille. 1162 00:58:03,442 --> 00:58:05,443 He'll have your arse. 1163 00:58:05,569 --> 00:58:08,404 At the end of it, all you'll get is his poster collection 1164 00:58:08,530 --> 00:58:10,114 and his grandmother's Shabbat candles. 1165 00:58:13,494 --> 00:58:16,204 Shh. 1166 00:58:16,330 --> 00:58:17,330 Hello? 1167 00:58:17,456 --> 00:58:20,708 Yes, I can't talk right now. 1168 00:58:20,834 --> 00:58:22,001 Okay. 1169 00:58:22,127 --> 00:58:25,797 Speak later. 1170 00:58:25,923 --> 00:58:27,423 Who pays those bills? 1171 00:58:27,549 --> 00:58:30,468 The office takes care of it. 1172 00:58:34,056 --> 00:58:34,931 What? 1173 00:58:35,057 --> 00:58:36,140 Evidence. 1174 00:58:36,266 --> 00:58:38,851 Evidence. 1175 00:58:38,978 --> 00:58:40,812 You should be compiling everything about him. 1176 00:58:40,938 --> 00:58:42,105 No. 1177 00:58:42,231 --> 00:58:43,982 - I hear he likes gallery girls. 1178 00:58:44,108 --> 00:58:45,274 Stop it. 1179 00:58:45,401 --> 00:58:46,442 Ask around, Jean. 1180 00:58:46,568 --> 00:58:48,903 Get addresses, facts, numbers. 1181 00:58:49,029 --> 00:58:51,406 If he uses Jo, you'll have all the ammo. 1182 00:58:51,532 --> 00:58:52,824 Right. 1183 00:58:52,950 --> 00:58:57,161 - And above all, don't compromise. 1184 00:58:57,287 --> 00:59:00,623 - And finally, she wants Picasso and Matisse. 1185 00:59:00,749 --> 00:59:02,917 She wants Matisse? 1186 00:59:03,043 --> 00:59:06,587 Matisse is my dog. No way! 1187 00:59:06,714 --> 00:59:09,966 No way! 1188 00:59:10,092 --> 00:59:12,343 She can have Picasso but not Matisse. 1189 00:59:12,469 --> 00:59:13,803 - I thought you didn't like Matisse. 1190 00:59:13,929 --> 00:59:15,221 - I don't, but Picasso would be 1191 00:59:15,347 --> 00:59:17,557 absolutely desperate without him. 1192 00:59:23,188 --> 00:59:24,564 Moving on to Tuscany. 1193 00:59:24,690 --> 00:59:29,027 Wait. 1194 00:59:29,153 --> 00:59:30,528 What if I sold everything? 1195 00:59:30,654 --> 00:59:32,655 What? 1196 00:59:32,781 --> 00:59:34,866 If I sold all the art, 1197 00:59:34,992 --> 00:59:36,868 if I sold the whole goddamn lot. 1198 00:59:36,994 --> 00:59:38,828 - Well, she'd still get the money. 1199 00:59:38,954 --> 00:59:41,998 What's the difference? 1200 00:59:43,459 --> 00:59:45,460 Well, the difference is that 1201 00:59:45,586 --> 00:59:49,172 the money doesn't mean a goddamn thing. 1202 00:59:51,008 --> 00:59:55,636 28 million. 1203 01:00:13,405 --> 01:00:14,530 Do you really think 1204 01:00:14,656 --> 01:00:16,449 this video shit you're doing is art, Elaine? 1205 01:00:16,575 --> 01:00:18,159 - I'm not defining it as a work of art, Joany. 1206 01:00:18,285 --> 01:00:19,952 The gallery is. 1207 01:00:20,079 --> 01:00:21,621 - Yeah, but you're making this thing 1208 01:00:21,747 --> 01:00:24,582 knowing it's gonna be shown in a gallery. 1209 01:00:24,708 --> 01:00:26,626 - Yeah, but so much shit is shown in galleries 1210 01:00:26,752 --> 01:00:29,045 that perhaps it doesn't mean anything anymore. 1211 01:00:29,171 --> 01:00:30,880 You know, like the Pope makes whoever saints. 1212 01:00:32,091 --> 01:00:34,092 Get that. 1213 01:00:34,218 --> 01:00:35,676 Why can't you? 1214 01:00:35,803 --> 01:00:38,012 It's Dewey. 1215 01:00:38,138 --> 01:00:40,681 He's going on and on about this Beth thing. 1216 01:00:48,649 --> 01:00:52,318 You mean I have to deal with your shit. 1217 01:00:54,113 --> 01:00:55,154 Please? 1218 01:01:07,751 --> 01:01:08,668 Hi, Dewey. 1219 01:01:08,794 --> 01:01:10,128 Hi, is Elaine in? 1220 01:01:10,254 --> 01:01:11,462 She's not here right now, 1221 01:01:11,588 --> 01:01:14,715 but do you want me to give her a message or something? 1222 01:01:14,842 --> 01:01:16,384 - I've left her about a million messages, 1223 01:01:16,510 --> 01:01:18,928 and she never gets back to me. 1224 01:01:19,054 --> 01:01:23,975 - Well, as soon as she gets in, I'll have her come up, okay? 1225 01:01:24,101 --> 01:01:26,853 - Joany, do you really think I'm that stupid? 1226 01:01:26,979 --> 01:01:29,981 I can hear you guys through the fucking floorboards. 1227 01:01:30,107 --> 01:01:32,775 - It's not just about you, Dewey. 1228 01:01:32,901 --> 01:01:34,861 Elaine's got to think about her career. 1229 01:01:34,987 --> 01:01:36,195 It's her first show. 1230 01:01:36,321 --> 01:01:39,282 It's like a really big deal. 1231 01:01:39,408 --> 01:01:40,825 But I introduced her, 1232 01:01:40,951 --> 01:01:43,870 and then she just dropped me like a piece of shit. 1233 01:01:43,996 --> 01:01:48,749 I'm so tired of being fucked over. 1234 01:01:48,876 --> 01:01:52,837 Dewey. 1235 01:01:52,963 --> 01:01:53,796 Dewey. 1236 01:01:53,922 --> 01:01:54,839 Try and get some sleep. 1237 01:01:54,965 --> 01:01:55,965 You look like shit. 1238 01:01:56,091 --> 01:01:57,508 Fuck off! 1239 01:01:57,634 --> 01:02:00,636 I don't need to hear that now! 1240 01:02:12,608 --> 01:02:13,524 Dewey. 1241 01:02:13,650 --> 01:02:16,736 I'm going to kill myself. 1242 01:02:16,862 --> 01:02:18,237 Please. 1243 01:02:26,121 --> 01:02:27,121 I feel really bad. 1244 01:02:27,247 --> 01:02:29,165 He'll get over it. 1245 01:02:35,172 --> 01:02:39,425 - Honey, honey, of course I'm not ashamed. 1246 01:02:39,551 --> 01:02:40,676 All right, I got to go. 1247 01:02:40,802 --> 01:02:42,094 Bob. 1248 01:02:42,221 --> 01:02:43,429 I know about you and Jean. 1249 01:02:43,555 --> 01:02:44,597 It really doesn't matter. 1250 01:02:44,723 --> 01:02:45,765 Me and Jean? 1251 01:02:45,891 --> 01:02:47,308 Water under the bridge. 1252 01:02:47,434 --> 01:02:49,352 Look, Bob, I assure you- 1253 01:02:49,478 --> 01:02:50,770 Art. 1254 01:02:50,896 --> 01:02:53,940 Art, I want to sell a few things. 1255 01:02:54,066 --> 01:02:55,358 In fact, I want to sell everything. 1256 01:02:55,484 --> 01:02:56,859 Jesus, mother of God. 1257 01:02:56,985 --> 01:02:58,152 What, the whole lot? 1258 01:02:58,278 --> 01:02:59,237 Yeah. 1259 01:02:59,363 --> 01:03:00,780 And there's one condition. 1260 01:03:00,906 --> 01:03:02,114 If you want to handle the sale, 1261 01:03:02,241 --> 01:03:03,532 you cannot talk to Jean about it. 1262 01:03:03,659 --> 01:03:04,825 Of course. 1263 01:03:04,952 --> 01:03:06,118 Are you serious, Bob? 1264 01:03:06,245 --> 01:03:09,747 Absolutely. 1265 01:03:09,873 --> 01:03:13,417 Anyway, Jean's off to New York. 1266 01:03:18,882 --> 01:03:21,175 Where do we begin? 1267 01:03:25,138 --> 01:03:26,514 The whole lot? 1268 01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:27,598 The whole lot. 1269 01:03:27,724 --> 01:03:29,392 Dear Mr. Spindle, 1270 01:03:29,518 --> 01:03:32,353 Alfreda has been approached by a third party 1271 01:03:32,479 --> 01:03:35,022 with an offer substantially higher 1272 01:03:35,148 --> 01:03:37,692 than the one we recently discussed. 1273 01:03:37,818 --> 01:03:40,027 In the light of your ongoing interest in the painting, 1274 01:03:40,153 --> 01:03:43,155 she thought it only fair to inform you of her intention 1275 01:03:43,282 --> 01:03:45,825 to accept this offer. 1276 01:03:45,951 --> 01:03:49,829 Your obedient servant, Robert Freign. 1277 01:03:52,291 --> 01:03:54,166 Mr. Maclestone? 1278 01:03:54,293 --> 01:03:56,669 Call me Bob, Paige. 1279 01:03:56,795 --> 01:03:58,879 Bob. 1280 01:03:59,006 --> 01:04:00,548 These are really amazing. 1281 01:04:00,674 --> 01:04:03,259 Just wanted to congratulate you on becoming a director. 1282 01:04:03,385 --> 01:04:06,387 Thank you. 1283 01:04:11,768 --> 01:04:13,894 Paige. 1284 01:04:14,021 --> 01:04:15,062 Do you like Turkish food? 1285 01:04:16,732 --> 01:04:18,441 I don't know. 1286 01:04:18,567 --> 01:04:20,651 I found this new great place, 1287 01:04:20,777 --> 01:04:23,070 and I was thinking dinner Thursday. 1288 01:04:25,157 --> 01:04:26,699 I'll have my assistant call you. 1289 01:04:35,375 --> 01:04:38,336 It's all about money. 1290 01:04:38,462 --> 01:04:40,796 They have no love for art. 1291 01:04:40,922 --> 01:04:42,423 It's just money: 1292 01:04:42,549 --> 01:04:45,176 What they get, what they sell, 1293 01:04:45,302 --> 01:04:46,385 how much. 1294 01:04:46,511 --> 01:04:48,804 - 28 million is a considerable amount. 1295 01:04:49,973 --> 01:04:51,349 And given our circumstances, 1296 01:04:51,475 --> 01:04:53,434 we should at least think about the offer. 1297 01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:56,145 Waste of time. 1298 01:05:00,525 --> 01:05:01,734 Dear Alfreda. 1299 01:05:01,860 --> 01:05:03,736 - Mr. Spindle, how good of you to come over to see us. 1300 01:05:03,862 --> 01:05:06,280 - Not at all. Not at all. 1301 01:05:06,406 --> 01:05:07,865 Good evening, Alfred. 1302 01:05:07,991 --> 01:05:08,949 I brought your favorites. 1303 01:05:18,251 --> 01:05:21,712 Would you like a drink? 1304 01:05:21,838 --> 01:05:22,963 Whiskey. 1305 01:05:23,090 --> 01:05:24,924 - Neat or with a splash of water, sir? 1306 01:05:25,050 --> 01:05:27,218 Neat. 1307 01:05:27,344 --> 01:05:29,178 It's cold outside. 1308 01:05:29,304 --> 01:05:32,056 My, my. 1309 01:05:34,726 --> 01:05:37,269 It's not every day that one is served by an artist. 1310 01:05:37,396 --> 01:05:38,312 Thank you, Freign. 1311 01:05:42,901 --> 01:05:44,151 I felt I should come straight over 1312 01:05:44,277 --> 01:05:46,570 and discuss the recent offer. 1313 01:05:46,696 --> 01:05:47,988 I must say, 1314 01:05:48,115 --> 01:05:49,949 it's a little unorthodox. 1315 01:05:50,075 --> 01:05:51,951 I thought we'd agreed. 1316 01:05:52,077 --> 01:05:54,745 - The offer was substantially more. 1317 01:05:54,871 --> 01:05:57,957 - Alfreda, let me tell you about Grossman. 1318 01:05:58,083 --> 01:05:59,875 Grossman? 1319 01:06:00,001 --> 01:06:01,877 Yes, he's not what he seems. 1320 01:06:02,003 --> 01:06:05,297 I hear he has cash flow problems. 1321 01:06:05,424 --> 01:06:10,261 - But the offer came from Mr. Maclestone. 1322 01:06:11,847 --> 01:06:12,847 Bob Maclestone? 1323 01:06:12,973 --> 01:06:14,432 Yes. 1324 01:06:16,810 --> 01:06:18,811 - I know it's a great deal of money. 1325 01:06:20,021 --> 01:06:21,605 - I will not sell that painting. 1326 01:06:21,731 --> 01:06:23,524 Never. 1327 01:06:23,650 --> 01:06:26,110 I got it from the master himself. 1328 01:06:26,236 --> 01:06:31,198 500 pounds I paid for it. 1329 01:06:31,324 --> 01:06:35,286 Cash. 1330 01:06:35,412 --> 01:06:37,872 Time and time and time again, I have told you 1331 01:06:37,998 --> 01:06:39,999 that I will not sell that painting to you 1332 01:06:40,125 --> 01:06:42,918 or to that other creep, Maclestein. 1333 01:06:43,044 --> 01:06:44,545 You come into my house. 1334 01:06:44,671 --> 01:06:45,629 You start snooping around. 1335 01:06:45,755 --> 01:06:48,924 And you are trying to get your greedy hands 1336 01:06:49,050 --> 01:06:51,385 on my most precious possession. 1337 01:06:51,511 --> 01:06:53,262 Leave us alone. 1338 01:06:57,559 --> 01:06:59,768 - I'm sure we can come to some other arrangement. 1339 01:07:01,646 --> 01:07:02,980 Say, 30 million. 1340 01:07:03,106 --> 01:07:04,982 Over my dead body. 1341 01:07:06,276 --> 01:07:07,776 - Mr. Spindle, I think you should leave. 1342 01:07:07,903 --> 01:07:10,112 I'll talk to you tomorrow. 1343 01:07:10,238 --> 01:07:13,032 - Of course. Of course. 1344 01:07:26,713 --> 01:07:28,464 This is not an amusing game. 1345 01:07:28,590 --> 01:07:32,301 - Business is business, Mr. Spindle. 1346 01:07:35,555 --> 01:07:37,014 Never. 1347 01:07:37,140 --> 01:07:38,182 Never. 1348 01:07:38,308 --> 01:07:40,976 You're impossible. 1349 01:08:00,664 --> 01:08:02,998 I don't feel good. 1350 01:08:03,124 --> 01:08:06,377 What is it? 1351 01:08:06,503 --> 01:08:09,505 I don't know. 1352 01:08:15,554 --> 01:08:18,389 Paige? 1353 01:08:21,601 --> 01:08:30,734 Paige? 1354 01:09:20,410 --> 01:09:21,994 Spectacular. 1355 01:10:11,753 --> 01:10:17,174 My God. 1356 01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:19,343 The art! 1357 01:10:21,638 --> 01:10:23,138 My God! 1358 01:10:23,264 --> 01:10:26,850 The art! The art! 1359 01:10:57,674 --> 01:10:58,590 - I'm sorry. - What? 1360 01:10:58,717 --> 01:11:01,593 I just can't get a hard-on. 1361 01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:03,971 Is there a problem? 1362 01:11:04,097 --> 01:11:07,224 - It's just that flight from New York takes it out of you. 1363 01:11:15,942 --> 01:11:17,943 I'm sorry. 1364 01:11:18,069 --> 01:11:20,195 Is it the scars? 1365 01:11:20,321 --> 01:11:22,614 Of course not. 1366 01:11:22,741 --> 01:11:23,657 It's the scars, right? 1367 01:11:23,783 --> 01:11:24,742 Beth. 1368 01:11:26,536 --> 01:11:29,288 Hi, this is Jo. Leave a message. 1369 01:11:29,414 --> 01:11:32,040 Jo, call me right away. 1370 01:11:32,167 --> 01:11:34,293 Bob has taken the art, all of it. 1371 01:11:34,419 --> 01:11:35,961 I don't know what to do. 1372 01:11:36,087 --> 01:11:37,337 My God! 1373 01:11:38,465 --> 01:11:41,008 - What is she doing ringing you? 1374 01:11:41,134 --> 01:11:44,219 I have no idea. 1375 01:11:44,345 --> 01:11:46,346 Jo. 1376 01:11:46,473 --> 01:11:48,724 Not Jean Maclestone. 1377 01:11:58,276 --> 01:12:01,278 You can fuck your show. 1378 01:12:19,506 --> 01:12:21,757 - Take a look at this. This is extraordinary. 1379 01:12:21,883 --> 01:12:23,258 Fibrovascular background stroma 1380 01:12:23,384 --> 01:12:25,594 separating the different tissue types. 1381 01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:32,059 Look: Finger, jaw, eye socket. 1382 01:12:32,185 --> 01:12:33,644 It's quite the most developed teratoma 1383 01:12:33,770 --> 01:12:34,937 I've ever encountered. 1384 01:12:35,063 --> 01:12:36,855 It is the patient's twin, you know, 1385 01:12:36,981 --> 01:12:38,899 having been born with her, so to speak. 1386 01:12:39,025 --> 01:12:41,944 Beth, baby, how you doing? 1387 01:12:42,070 --> 01:12:44,780 You okay? 1388 01:12:44,906 --> 01:12:47,032 Yeah, come over. 1389 01:12:47,158 --> 01:12:48,283 Yeah, I'll see- 1390 01:12:48,409 --> 01:12:50,118 Why are you avoiding me? 1391 01:12:50,245 --> 01:12:51,286 Dewey, what- 1392 01:12:51,412 --> 01:12:53,580 - What have I done to deserve this, Elaine? 1393 01:12:55,124 --> 01:12:56,250 Don't fucking touch me. 1394 01:12:56,376 --> 01:12:57,626 No, how dare you? 1395 01:12:57,752 --> 01:12:58,961 How dare you patronize me? 1396 01:12:59,087 --> 01:13:00,963 - What fucking happened to you? Sort yourself out! 1397 01:13:01,089 --> 01:13:01,964 Shut up! 1398 01:13:02,090 --> 01:13:03,757 I introduced you to everyone. 1399 01:13:13,393 --> 01:13:15,519 Sir? 1400 01:13:15,645 --> 01:13:16,687 Mr. Oppenheimer? 1401 01:13:16,813 --> 01:13:20,315 The surgeon wants to see you immediately. 1402 01:13:24,571 --> 01:13:25,529 I fucking introduced you! 1403 01:13:25,655 --> 01:13:27,531 - Are you finished? - Yeah! 1404 01:13:27,657 --> 01:13:29,533 And you used me and spat me out! 1405 01:13:29,659 --> 01:13:30,617 Jesus, Dewey. 1406 01:13:30,743 --> 01:13:33,078 I hate you! 1407 01:13:33,204 --> 01:13:34,997 Do you hear me? I hate you! 1408 01:13:35,123 --> 01:13:37,374 You fucking bitch! 1409 01:13:41,337 --> 01:13:43,589 Fuck. 1410 01:13:57,103 --> 01:13:58,478 Where is it now? 1411 01:13:58,605 --> 01:14:02,190 In the operating theater. 1412 01:14:02,317 --> 01:14:04,735 Can I see it? 1413 01:14:04,861 --> 01:14:07,070 Sure. 1414 01:14:14,787 --> 01:14:16,622 - Did you sell my Currin to the Havermeyers? 1415 01:14:18,082 --> 01:14:20,042 - Beth said she saw my Currin at the Havermeyers. 1416 01:14:20,168 --> 01:14:21,418 - Well- - That was mine! 1417 01:14:21,544 --> 01:14:23,211 - I thought it was a part of Bob's settlement. 1418 01:14:23,338 --> 01:14:24,922 - You knew that it wasn't. We discussed it. 1419 01:14:25,048 --> 01:14:26,798 Don't you remember? - Are you sure about that? 1420 01:14:26,925 --> 01:14:28,592 - Don't lie to me. - Jean. 1421 01:14:28,718 --> 01:14:29,760 Don't "Jean" me, Art. 1422 01:14:29,886 --> 01:14:31,511 Jean, calm down. 1423 01:14:31,638 --> 01:14:33,388 The Currin, that was a genuine mistake. 1424 01:14:33,514 --> 01:14:35,349 I really thought it was his. 1425 01:14:35,475 --> 01:14:37,517 What is that? 1426 01:14:37,644 --> 01:14:39,186 It's a fly swat- 1427 01:14:39,312 --> 01:14:43,065 tribal gift from a client-joke. 1428 01:14:43,191 --> 01:14:45,233 - And what's this I hear about you and Paige Oppenheimer? 1429 01:14:45,360 --> 01:14:46,693 Paige Oppenheimer? 1430 01:14:46,819 --> 01:14:48,862 - Rumor has it that you were seen going down on her. 1431 01:14:48,988 --> 01:14:50,530 What? 1432 01:14:52,158 --> 01:14:54,826 - You were seen going down on her, Art. 1433 01:14:54,953 --> 01:14:56,370 Going down on her? 1434 01:14:56,496 --> 01:14:58,372 What do you mean? I mean, for fuck's sake! 1435 01:14:58,498 --> 01:15:01,249 - You sell my art. You fuck your P.A. 1436 01:15:01,376 --> 01:15:02,709 Fuck my P.A.? 1437 01:15:02,835 --> 01:15:05,170 - You and Bob, you're just two peas in a pod. 1438 01:15:05,296 --> 01:15:07,547 What are you talking about? 1439 01:15:07,674 --> 01:15:13,053 Art, who's Paige Oppenheimer? 1440 01:15:24,607 --> 01:15:27,734 - I mean, he was, like, totally grossed out. 1441 01:15:27,860 --> 01:15:29,820 I guess guys are weird like that. 1442 01:15:29,946 --> 01:15:31,029 Yeah. 1443 01:15:35,034 --> 01:15:37,369 - And I told him I wasn't gonna do his show. 1444 01:15:37,495 --> 01:15:39,871 That's bad, isn't it? 1445 01:15:39,998 --> 01:15:42,958 - Well, yeah, it's kind of a big kick in the balls. 1446 01:15:45,461 --> 01:15:46,503 Yeah, I guess so. 1447 01:15:48,131 --> 01:15:51,717 Shit. 1448 01:15:54,637 --> 01:15:55,512 Can I see them? 1449 01:15:55,638 --> 01:15:59,057 Um, sure. 1450 01:16:05,273 --> 01:16:07,024 You know, I thought they were insignificant, 1451 01:16:07,150 --> 01:16:10,986 and I wanted, like, power breasts. 1452 01:16:13,072 --> 01:16:14,990 - They're great. Wow. 1453 01:16:15,116 --> 01:16:16,033 Really? 1454 01:16:16,159 --> 01:16:17,701 That means a lot, 1455 01:16:17,827 --> 01:16:20,037 'cause you're the only person I've showed them to, you know. 1456 01:16:20,163 --> 01:16:21,788 - Yeah, well, take a load of these. 1457 01:16:23,124 --> 01:16:24,041 Whoa. 1458 01:16:24,167 --> 01:16:26,334 You like? 1459 01:16:26,461 --> 01:16:29,838 - Yeah, didn't that hurt your nipple and stuff? 1460 01:16:29,964 --> 01:16:31,256 - Yeah, but it was, like, kind of, 1461 01:16:31,382 --> 01:16:34,134 you know, sexy sort of pain. 1462 01:16:34,260 --> 01:16:36,219 Come on. 1463 01:16:38,056 --> 01:16:39,681 It's kind of beautiful. 1464 01:16:39,807 --> 01:16:41,808 Thanks. 1465 01:16:41,934 --> 01:16:45,562 I mean, not as beautiful as your scars, though. 1466 01:16:45,688 --> 01:16:46,605 I just love those. 1467 01:16:46,731 --> 01:16:47,647 Really? 1468 01:16:47,774 --> 01:16:52,652 - I mean, how could you not like that? 1469 01:16:52,779 --> 01:16:56,031 I don't know. 1470 01:16:57,158 --> 01:16:58,492 Do you like that? 1471 01:16:58,618 --> 01:17:01,203 Elaine- 1472 01:17:01,329 --> 01:17:02,996 You have such beautiful skin. 1473 01:17:03,122 --> 01:17:04,122 It's so soft. 1474 01:17:04,248 --> 01:17:05,457 - I don't think this is a good idea, 1475 01:17:05,583 --> 01:17:06,500 'cause I'm not a lesbian, 1476 01:17:06,626 --> 01:17:09,169 and we have a working relationship. 1477 01:17:09,295 --> 01:17:12,297 Elaine. 1478 01:17:15,885 --> 01:17:18,887 This isn't happening. 1479 01:17:23,768 --> 01:17:24,976 Hello, lovely. 1480 01:17:25,103 --> 01:17:27,479 Hello, Bob. 1481 01:17:27,605 --> 01:17:28,688 What's going on? 1482 01:17:28,815 --> 01:17:31,942 I have a surprise for you. 1483 01:17:32,068 --> 01:17:32,984 For me? 1484 01:17:33,111 --> 01:17:34,361 Open it. 1485 01:17:34,487 --> 01:17:36,863 Okay. 1486 01:17:49,502 --> 01:17:50,710 - I had Damien make a piece of it. 1487 01:17:50,837 --> 01:17:54,005 Isn't it great? 1488 01:17:55,967 --> 01:18:00,637 "Teratoma." 1489 01:19:05,328 --> 01:19:09,623 - Bob, remember that Mondrian I was trying to get? 1490 01:19:09,749 --> 01:19:11,041 "Boogie Woogie"? 1491 01:19:11,167 --> 01:19:12,375 Yeah. 1492 01:19:12,501 --> 01:19:16,463 Some asshole was trying to fuck me over on it. 1493 01:19:22,803 --> 01:19:24,596 No way. 1494 01:19:24,722 --> 01:19:26,181 Yeah. 1495 01:19:26,307 --> 01:19:28,391 Well, it got burnt. 1496 01:19:28,517 --> 01:19:29,434 What? 1497 01:19:29,560 --> 01:19:30,435 Yeah. 1498 01:19:30,561 --> 01:19:33,647 Yeah, some fire. 1499 01:19:33,773 --> 01:19:35,607 How? 1500 01:19:35,733 --> 01:19:36,733 I don't know. 1501 01:19:36,859 --> 01:19:40,820 Old house, wiring. 1502 01:19:40,947 --> 01:19:42,489 Such a shame. 1503 01:19:42,615 --> 01:19:44,407 It was a masterpiece. 1504 01:19:56,087 --> 01:19:58,129 I wish you a long life. 1505 01:19:58,256 --> 01:20:00,006 Thank you. 1506 01:20:00,132 --> 01:20:01,841 - Is there anything I can do, Alfreda? 1507 01:20:01,968 --> 01:20:04,636 - No, you've done quite enough already, Mr. Spindle. 1508 01:20:04,762 --> 01:20:06,721 - I trust the insurance is taking care of you? 1509 01:20:06,847 --> 01:20:09,015 - Hiscox are being quite amazingly efficient. 1510 01:20:10,184 --> 01:20:11,226 Thank you. 1511 01:20:11,352 --> 01:20:12,686 We're going to be moving abroad. 1512 01:20:12,812 --> 01:20:13,687 "We"? 1513 01:20:13,813 --> 01:20:14,938 Really? 1514 01:20:15,064 --> 01:20:15,981 Where? 1515 01:20:16,107 --> 01:20:17,023 Tuscany. 1516 01:20:17,149 --> 01:20:20,235 Aha. 1517 01:20:20,361 --> 01:20:23,655 Well, I'm sure they have plenty of rocks there. 1518 01:20:23,781 --> 01:20:25,365 As a matter of fact, 1519 01:20:25,491 --> 01:20:28,660 it's where Leonardo first deduced 1520 01:20:28,786 --> 01:20:31,955 through the discovery of fossilized seashells 1521 01:20:32,081 --> 01:20:34,624 that the world was far older than originally thought. 1522 01:20:34,750 --> 01:20:35,834 Fascinating, fascinating. 1523 01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:37,127 Good-bye. 1524 01:20:37,253 --> 01:20:38,878 Fascinating. 1525 01:20:40,673 --> 01:20:45,385 I came across an intriguing painting by Courbet. 1526 01:20:45,511 --> 01:20:46,761 The cliffs at Ornans. 1527 01:20:46,887 --> 01:20:48,305 Yes, the sheer cliffs. 1528 01:20:53,894 --> 01:20:55,603 Bye-bye, son of a bitch. 1529 01:21:00,067 --> 01:21:02,068 Thank you. 1530 01:21:27,928 --> 01:21:28,928 Joany. 1531 01:21:29,055 --> 01:21:30,013 What? 1532 01:21:30,139 --> 01:21:31,139 Leave me alone. 1533 01:21:33,017 --> 01:21:34,184 You're always fucking filming. 1534 01:21:34,310 --> 01:21:36,102 What's your problem? 1535 01:21:54,121 --> 01:21:57,707 - Joany, what do you think of these boobs? 1536 01:22:00,336 --> 01:22:02,879 God. 1537 01:22:03,005 --> 01:22:06,424 It's just outrageous. 1538 01:22:06,550 --> 01:22:07,550 I don't agree, Jean. 1539 01:22:07,676 --> 01:22:08,968 I think it's a very powerful piece. 1540 01:22:09,095 --> 01:22:10,178 What? 1541 01:22:10,304 --> 01:22:11,596 Yeah. 1542 01:22:11,722 --> 01:22:13,223 You know, just like the way she's exposing 1543 01:22:13,349 --> 01:22:14,474 every part of her life, 1544 01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:18,269 like, physically and emotionally revealing herself. 1545 01:22:18,396 --> 01:22:19,896 - This is Elaine Proctor. It's her show. 1546 01:22:20,022 --> 01:22:22,107 The first time I saw her work, I was a little weirded out. 1547 01:22:22,233 --> 01:22:23,233 And then I thought, 1548 01:22:23,359 --> 01:22:25,318 "This is her art, and this is her vision, 1549 01:22:25,444 --> 01:22:26,903 and I really respect that." 1550 01:22:27,029 --> 01:22:28,947 That's lovely, mate. 1551 01:22:29,073 --> 01:22:31,032 That's a nice picture, Art. - Look, there's Art. 1552 01:22:31,158 --> 01:22:32,742 - Fantastic. Look this way, please, mate. 1553 01:22:32,868 --> 01:22:33,785 That's great. 1554 01:22:33,911 --> 01:22:35,787 - There's your ex-boss. - God. 1555 01:22:37,415 --> 01:22:38,456 You got to admire the guy. 1556 01:22:38,582 --> 01:22:39,958 Why? 1557 01:22:40,084 --> 01:22:41,084 Well, he fires her. 1558 01:22:41,210 --> 01:22:42,627 He's trying to sue her, and here he is 1559 01:22:42,753 --> 01:22:44,462 in her gallery. 1560 01:22:44,588 --> 01:22:46,631 Hello, Art. 1561 01:22:46,757 --> 01:22:49,509 - It's just- it's cheap sensationalism. 1562 01:22:49,635 --> 01:22:51,928 - It's good. It's very good. 1563 01:22:52,054 --> 01:22:54,931 - Jo, you don't know what you're talking about. 1564 01:22:58,352 --> 01:22:59,269 Jo, darling. 1565 01:22:59,395 --> 01:23:00,728 Jo. 1566 01:23:07,570 --> 01:23:10,321 - So where the hell have you been? 1567 01:23:10,448 --> 01:23:11,865 Making art? 1568 01:23:11,991 --> 01:23:13,908 You couldn't even make a goddamn cake. 1569 01:23:14,034 --> 01:23:16,661 A cake, Joany? 1570 01:23:16,787 --> 01:23:18,246 - You look incredible on-screen. 1571 01:23:18,372 --> 01:23:19,497 You undersized little whore. 1572 01:23:19,623 --> 01:23:21,374 Stop fucking filming me. 1573 01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:23,209 Are you a model? 1574 01:23:23,335 --> 01:23:25,795 That's so tacky. 1575 01:23:25,921 --> 01:23:27,464 Because I love you. 1576 01:23:27,590 --> 01:23:31,259 - You only love your fucking self. 1577 01:23:31,385 --> 01:23:32,510 Matter of fact, yeah. 1578 01:23:32,636 --> 01:23:34,596 - I didn't recognize you with your clothes on. 1579 01:23:34,722 --> 01:23:36,222 That's me. 1580 01:23:37,892 --> 01:23:39,517 - She's exploring pitiful timing. 1581 01:23:39,643 --> 01:23:40,935 Beth? 1582 01:23:41,061 --> 01:23:42,812 Beth, hey. 1583 01:23:42,938 --> 01:23:44,397 I just wanted to say it's a fantastic- 1584 01:23:44,523 --> 01:23:46,357 Not now, Jo. 1585 01:23:46,484 --> 01:23:48,234 You were saying? 1586 01:23:58,245 --> 01:23:59,287 Dad, Dad! 1587 01:23:59,413 --> 01:24:01,122 I didn't know you were gonna come. 1588 01:24:01,248 --> 01:24:02,499 Beth, what the hell is this? 1589 01:24:02,625 --> 01:24:03,625 I don't understand. 1590 01:24:03,751 --> 01:24:04,834 What is this supposed to be? 1591 01:24:04,960 --> 01:24:05,960 Your mother's in hysterics. 1592 01:24:06,086 --> 01:24:07,003 I've had to put her in a cab. 1593 01:24:07,129 --> 01:24:08,463 Dad, this is art. 1594 01:24:08,589 --> 01:24:09,506 Art? 1595 01:24:09,632 --> 01:24:12,091 How is this art? 1596 01:24:12,218 --> 01:24:14,594 It's a goddamn porno movie 1597 01:24:14,720 --> 01:24:15,762 starring my daughter. 1598 01:24:15,888 --> 01:24:18,181 Excuse me, sir. 1599 01:24:18,307 --> 01:24:21,142 I have to introduce Beth to somebody. 1600 01:24:24,813 --> 01:24:28,691 - I've been in this game a long time, Elaine, you know? 1601 01:24:28,817 --> 01:24:30,527 I could do with a break. 1602 01:24:30,653 --> 01:24:31,903 You're stunning tonight. 1603 01:24:32,029 --> 01:24:32,946 Thank you. 1604 01:24:33,072 --> 01:24:35,365 And so are they. 1605 01:24:35,491 --> 01:24:37,200 Do I still get my interest? 1606 01:24:39,828 --> 01:24:40,703 You know what, Bob? 1607 01:24:40,829 --> 01:24:43,331 You can't have it every way. 1608 01:24:43,457 --> 01:24:44,707 Why not? 1609 01:24:47,127 --> 01:24:50,046 Put this on your head. 1610 01:24:50,172 --> 01:24:51,756 - Ew, you were just kissing someone else. 1611 01:24:51,882 --> 01:24:52,757 Don't come near me. 1612 01:24:54,885 --> 01:24:56,511 - Hey, can you hold them a sec, Jan? 1613 01:24:56,637 --> 01:24:57,762 Jan or "Yan"? 1614 01:24:57,888 --> 01:24:59,180 - Jan. - Jan. 1615 01:25:08,732 --> 01:25:11,568 - I wonder how she got all this together. 1616 01:25:13,737 --> 01:25:15,405 I'm backing her, Art. 1617 01:25:21,912 --> 01:25:23,371 I mean, my God, 1618 01:25:23,497 --> 01:25:25,790 I just thought he would jump at it immediately, you know. 1619 01:25:25,916 --> 01:25:27,125 No, Picasso! 1620 01:25:27,251 --> 01:25:28,585 Come back! 1621 01:25:28,711 --> 01:25:29,627 - Shit. - Shit. 1622 01:25:29,753 --> 01:25:31,963 Hey, long time, no see. 1623 01:25:32,089 --> 01:25:33,214 Come to Daddy. 1624 01:25:33,340 --> 01:25:35,133 Hey, little puffsy-duffsy. 1625 01:25:35,259 --> 01:25:36,718 Jo, come here. 1626 01:25:36,844 --> 01:25:38,803 Bob's got Picasso. 1627 01:25:38,929 --> 01:25:39,846 Well, it's his dog. 1628 01:25:39,972 --> 01:25:42,140 - Well, just go get him for me, please? 1629 01:25:42,266 --> 01:25:43,516 - Why do I have to? - Please? 1630 01:25:43,642 --> 01:25:45,101 I'm sorry. I can't get him. 1631 01:25:45,227 --> 01:25:46,144 Hello. 1632 01:25:46,270 --> 01:25:48,104 Come here. 1633 01:25:49,607 --> 01:25:50,815 Hey, Bob. 1634 01:25:50,941 --> 01:25:52,942 Aw. 1635 01:25:55,988 --> 01:25:57,280 I'm sorry. 1636 01:25:57,406 --> 01:25:58,364 Jean wants the dog back. 1637 01:26:04,997 --> 01:26:06,873 Thank you. 1638 01:26:06,999 --> 01:26:09,876 Mrs. Maclestone. 1639 01:26:10,002 --> 01:26:11,878 Mrs. Maclestone! 1640 01:26:12,004 --> 01:26:13,880 That's lovely. Just a couple of photos. 1641 01:26:14,006 --> 01:26:16,674 This way, towards this way, please, Mrs. Maclestone. 1642 01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:17,759 This way, please. 1643 01:26:17,885 --> 01:26:18,926 Lovely, yeah, group photo. 1644 01:26:19,053 --> 01:26:20,094 That's lovely, guys. 1645 01:26:22,139 --> 01:26:23,097 Fucking floorboards! 1646 01:26:23,223 --> 01:26:24,599 - Mrs. Maclestone, this way, please. 1647 01:26:24,725 --> 01:26:27,477 That's fantastic. Smile, smiles all around. 1648 01:26:27,603 --> 01:26:28,770 Lovely. 1649 01:26:28,896 --> 01:26:31,064 Thank you, guys. That's great. 1650 01:26:31,190 --> 01:26:33,608 - And she just dropped me like a piece of shit. 1651 01:26:35,861 --> 01:26:36,903 Try and get some sleep. 1652 01:26:37,029 --> 01:26:38,279 You look like shit. 1653 01:26:38,405 --> 01:26:39,364 Fuck off! 1654 01:26:39,490 --> 01:26:42,158 I don't need to hear that now! 1655 01:26:42,284 --> 01:26:44,035 - Great work. Fantastic. 1656 01:26:44,161 --> 01:26:45,370 Thank you. 1657 01:26:45,496 --> 01:26:49,123 - I'm doing a show called "Deviant Mythology." 1658 01:26:49,249 --> 01:26:50,249 Yes? 1659 01:26:50,376 --> 01:26:53,836 - And I would love to have your work in it. 1660 01:26:53,962 --> 01:26:55,338 - I'm sure I can work out something. 1661 01:26:56,548 --> 01:26:58,299 Dewey. 1662 01:26:58,425 --> 01:27:00,218 I'm going to kill myself. 1663 01:27:00,344 --> 01:27:03,429 Please. 1664 01:27:03,555 --> 01:27:06,683 Love the show. 1665 01:27:06,809 --> 01:27:07,767 And who are you? 1666 01:27:07,893 --> 01:27:09,477 - Rachel Leighton. Vanity Fair. 1667 01:27:09,603 --> 01:27:13,064 We'd love to do an article on you. 1668 01:27:13,190 --> 01:27:15,525 We should talk. 1669 01:27:15,651 --> 01:27:16,734 This isn't fair. 1670 01:27:16,860 --> 01:27:18,986 Jesus fucking Christ! 1671 01:27:19,113 --> 01:27:20,988 You're a fucking narcissist, Elaine. 1672 01:27:21,115 --> 01:27:22,573 It's all about you at the end of the day. 1673 01:27:22,700 --> 01:27:24,784 - Sure, it's about me. It's a fucking self-portrait. 1674 01:27:24,910 --> 01:27:27,036 - You're just a self-absorbed, self-obsessed, 1675 01:27:27,162 --> 01:27:29,997 selfish, second-rate so-called artist. 1676 01:27:30,124 --> 01:27:32,083 You can't even draw a straight fucking line. 1677 01:27:32,209 --> 01:27:33,418 Let's not get into this. 1678 01:27:33,544 --> 01:27:35,044 And anyway, I don't draw. I do video art. 1679 01:27:35,170 --> 01:27:36,421 "I do video art." 1680 01:27:39,174 --> 01:27:42,218 My God. 1681 01:27:44,179 --> 01:27:46,347 No. 1682 01:27:46,473 --> 01:27:47,515 My God. 1683 01:27:53,731 --> 01:27:55,857 No. 1684 01:27:55,983 --> 01:27:59,277 My God. 1685 01:27:59,403 --> 01:28:01,988 Dewey. 1686 01:28:08,078 --> 01:28:08,953 Read it back. 1687 01:28:09,079 --> 01:28:11,164 "Dear Mrs. Wezleman, 1688 01:28:11,290 --> 01:28:14,375 "you have to agree that to witness a magnolia warbler 1689 01:28:14,501 --> 01:28:17,044 "at this time of year is almost unheard of. 1690 01:28:17,171 --> 01:28:20,673 "So it is with great pleasure I send you these photographs 1691 01:28:20,799 --> 01:28:25,470 I had specially taken for you of this rare event." 1692 01:28:25,596 --> 01:28:27,555 Yes. 1693 01:28:27,681 --> 01:28:30,683 Incidentally, on further consideration, 1694 01:28:30,809 --> 01:28:35,980 we think 10 million would be a fair valuation 1695 01:28:36,106 --> 01:28:39,525 for your remarkable Lucien Freud. 1696 01:28:39,651 --> 01:28:40,693 Here. 1697 01:28:47,201 --> 01:28:49,494 Welcome aboard. 111534