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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,434 --> 00:00:04,331 CITIZEN BUTT-HEAD 2 00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:13,312 Today, President Clinton will visit our very own Highland High School. 3 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:18,043 We'll be holding a town meeting called "Youth: The Next Generation". 4 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:21,353 That guy is really fat! 5 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:23,919 Yeah. 6 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:29,022 The President will answer spontaneous questions from students picked at random. 7 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:31,456 He said "picked"! 8 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:42,838 Are the hand-picked honor students rehearsing their questions? 9 00:00:43,176 --> 00:00:45,838 - Yes sir. - Is security in place? 10 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:49,474 - Check. - Now, what about B-Beavis and Butt-Head? 11 00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:54,018 Maybe they won't come to school today. 12 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:58,048 You idiot! It's taco day in the cafeteria! They'll be here! 13 00:00:58,091 --> 00:01:01,083 Now look, the future of Highland High is at stake, 14 00:01:01,128 --> 00:01:03,324 not to mention my personal career. 15 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:06,149 B-Beavis and Butt-Head must not be allowed 16 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:08,301 within three miles of the President! 17 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:11,135 - Maybe we could just kill them. - That would be cool! 18 00:01:14,041 --> 00:01:15,135 Yeah. 19 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:19,907 Tempting, but I've got a better idea. 20 00:01:25,656 --> 00:01:28,002 Yeah, boy. 21 00:01:28,026 --> 00:01:29,598 - Yes. - Yeah. 22 00:01:30,157 --> 00:01:32,255 - I feel a groove coming on. - Yeah. 23 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:36,223 - Let's rock! - Yeah, rock! 24 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:48,440 - This is cool! - Yeah, this is cool! 25 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:52,036 These three words mean you're gettin' busy: Whoomp, there it is! Hit me! 26 00:01:52,079 --> 00:01:53,740 Whoomp! There's my butt! 27 00:01:53,764 --> 00:01:54,835 Yeah, yeah. 28 00:01:55,248 --> 00:01:56,443 Whoomp! There it is! 29 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,249 - Whoomp, there's my butt! - Whoomp, there it is! 30 00:01:58,251 --> 00:01:59,946 Whoomp! There it is! There it is! 31 00:02:00,087 --> 00:02:02,419 - Whoomp! There it is! - Whoomp, there's my but! 32 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:06,583 Whoomp! There's my butt! 33 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:16,795 I'm takin' it back to the old school 'cause I'm an old fool... 34 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:21,420 - He's kicking it old school. - Yeah, yeah, he's kicking it! Kicking it! 35 00:02:21,444 --> 00:02:23,142 Kicking! Kick! 36 00:02:27,214 --> 00:02:28,978 Whoomp! There's my butt! 37 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:30,916 Whoomp! There's my butt! 38 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:36,321 This would be a good video to, like, learn to read with. 39 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:43,245 'cause, like, they're saying "Whoomp" and then, like, it says "Whoomp" on the screen. 40 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:44,280 Yeah, yeah. 41 00:02:44,364 --> 00:02:47,049 Yeah, it's like, it's like, the word comes out on the screen, 42 00:02:47,049 --> 00:02:49,735 and I'm thinking: "what did that word say, what did it say, 43 00:02:49,736 --> 00:02:51,670 and then this other guy says: "Whoomp!" 44 00:02:53,344 --> 00:02:56,189 There it is. There it is. Whoomp, there it is. 45 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:08,754 Boys, take the day off. 46 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:11,690 This pass will allow you to stay off campus. 47 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:15,025 Way off campus, for the next twenty-four hours. 48 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:18,289 You can go anywhere, do anything. 49 00:03:18,498 --> 00:03:22,196 - But today is taco day! - Here's fifty bucks. 50 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:25,102 Go down to "El House of Tacos" and stuff yourself! 51 00:03:25,605 --> 00:03:26,800 He said "stuff". 52 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:30,735 And I'll say it again, if you don't get out of here! 53 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,310 Cool. 54 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:39,046 - We can go anywhere and do anything. - Yeah. 55 00:03:49,529 --> 00:03:51,725 It's cool to, like, try to think of stuff. 56 00:03:51,725 --> 00:03:52,756 Yeah. 57 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:55,330 This pass is cool. 58 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,797 This proves that we're cooler than other people. 59 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:00,900 Yeah. 60 00:04:01,274 --> 00:04:05,204 People would be jealous if they knew we had it. Let's go show everyone. 61 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,713 Excited about meeting the President, sir? 62 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:20,726 - Maybe we should've killed those two. - Don't worry. 63 00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:23,042 You gave them fifty bucks and a pass, I'm sure 64 00:04:23,044 --> 00:04:25,648 Beavis and Butt-Head are already miles from here. 65 00:04:29,236 --> 00:04:32,672 Principal McDicker gave us this pass 'cause we're so cool. 66 00:04:32,706 --> 00:04:33,800 Yeah. 67 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:36,801 - You guys don't get one. - Bite me! 68 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,549 You guys can touch it for a quarter. 69 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,412 He means the pass. 70 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,246 That was cool. 71 00:04:55,362 --> 00:04:58,463 We don't have to eat your stinking tacos, we got money. 72 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:02,264 I just ate one. 73 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:09,571 That chick seems, like, you know, like, like, she'd be pretty friendly, you know? 74 00:05:09,571 --> 00:05:10,110 Yeah. 75 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:14,980 Like, you could just walk up to her and say "Hey, m-my name is Beavis, how's it going?" 76 00:05:15,415 --> 00:05:17,271 Maybe you'd like to, you know, maybe we, 77 00:05:17,272 --> 00:05:19,202 like, we could go, you know, we could... 78 00:05:23,423 --> 00:05:24,913 This seems pretty cool. 79 00:05:24,937 --> 00:05:25,977 Yeah, yeah. 80 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:28,822 That chick seems like, like, she's pretty cool. 81 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:41,233 This seems like a pretty cool place to live. 82 00:05:41,234 --> 00:05:44,966 Yeah, yeah, and that chick is pretty cool too. She's like, you know... 83 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,911 She's, like, pretty... cool. 84 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:06,566 Cool, a toilet! 85 00:06:07,038 --> 00:06:08,083 Yeah. 86 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:11,100 I did that this morning. I always do that. 87 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:13,665 I scrub myself off in the toilet. 88 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:18,508 - You take a dump first? - Yeah, yeah. 89 00:06:32,762 --> 00:06:33,861 Whoa. 90 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:35,686 Snotty people. 91 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:44,093 Check it out, he's eating in a tub! 92 00:06:44,117 --> 00:06:45,122 Yeah. 93 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:48,135 Looks like he is... going to the bathroom in the tub too. 94 00:06:50,504 --> 00:06:51,601 Yeah. 95 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:53,744 That's pretty cool. 96 00:06:58,618 --> 00:07:02,054 - This chick seems, you know, pretty nice. - Shut up Butt-Head! I saw her first! 97 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,553 Hey baby, how it's going? 98 00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:09,258 Shut up, Beavis! She was looking at me the whole time! 99 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:11,795 Oh yeah! 100 00:07:23,009 --> 00:07:26,206 - Freeze! - Whoa! Cool! 101 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:27,972 Look, it's McGyver! 102 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:31,384 Do you know how to pick locks? 103 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:37,518 - Where you boys think you're going? - We got a pass, asswipe! 104 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:43,290 Then you should be over there with the hand-picked students, bunghole! 105 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,140 Beavis and Butt-Head? 106 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:57,833 - Hey! It's Diarrhea! - Yeah. 107 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:02,239 They picked you guys to meet the President? 108 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:06,045 The President of the United States? 109 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,769 The guy who runs the country? Who is here 110 00:08:09,769 --> 00:08:12,508 right now to talk us on national television? 111 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:16,051 - We got a pass. - Yeah. 112 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:24,835 One last thing: they're probably miles from here 113 00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:28,533 but if you see these two guys, they're not students! 114 00:08:28,533 --> 00:08:33,213 They are armed an dangerous psychopaths, who wanna harm the President. 115 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,875 - Take them out! - They're on campus, sir. 116 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:38,043 - What? - With the honor students. 117 00:08:38,084 --> 00:08:40,712 - The honor students? - They had a pass. 118 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,318 Mrs. Tress... 119 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:47,488 bring me a new pair of pants! 120 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:09,881 Cool. 121 00:09:10,589 --> 00:09:11,818 Yeah, yeah. 122 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:17,187 When I'll get my own pad, it's gonna look just like this. 123 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:21,959 Yeah but there is only one bed. Where am I gonna sleep? 124 00:09:22,662 --> 00:09:26,155 You're not gonna sleep at my house, dillhole! 125 00:09:26,179 --> 00:09:27,278 Oh yeah. 126 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:35,002 This guy is cool! 127 00:09:36,030 --> 00:09:37,217 Yeah, yeah. 128 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,376 How do those guys, like, move all jerky like that? 129 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:43,615 They can do that because they're cool. 130 00:09:43,974 --> 00:09:45,023 Oh yeah. 131 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,624 - Cool. - Yeah, yeah. 132 00:10:01,648 --> 00:10:03,490 - Whoa. - Yeah. 133 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:08,532 If I could move my arm that fast, I'd never leave the house. 134 00:10:08,556 --> 00:10:09,631 Yeah. 135 00:10:10,246 --> 00:10:11,480 Yeah, yeah. 136 00:10:12,347 --> 00:10:13,395 Yeah. 137 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:25,916 Hey Beavis, you know how this band is called? 138 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:28,658 Tool. 139 00:10:29,618 --> 00:10:31,810 Yeah, tool. 140 00:10:38,881 --> 00:10:39,979 Whoa. 141 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:41,940 Cool. 142 00:10:41,963 --> 00:10:43,027 Yeah, yeah. 143 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:44,438 Are those feces? 144 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,838 No, asswipe! That's meat! 145 00:10:47,851 --> 00:10:48,851 Oh yes. 146 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:49,981 That's cool. 147 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,775 "Are you for or against japanese trade restrictions?" 148 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:19,267 "What are you prepared to do about sexual harassment in a work..." 149 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:21,557 "Given the budget deficit, do you think the 150 00:11:21,558 --> 00:11:24,030 supercollider is really necessary at this time?" 151 00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:26,114 - Pull my finger. - No. 152 00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:28,443 - Come on Beavis, pull it! - No way. 153 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,415 Hi, I'm Tabatha Soren. 154 00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:36,720 That doesn't count! You pulled your own finger. 155 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,823 I pulled my own finger. 156 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,044 And welcome to "Youth: The Next generation", 157 00:11:43,045 --> 00:11:45,663 a student forum with President Clinton. 158 00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:48,833 Your questions, his answers, our future! 159 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,742 That chick's only fourteen! 160 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:58,850 And now, the President of the United States, Bill Clinton! 161 00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:06,790 Grab him! Grab him! 162 00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:08,888 That's it, get him! Get him! 163 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,731 Whoa! It's McDicker! Cool! 164 00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:20,200 - Beat the crap out of him! - Use the choke hold! Use the choke hold! 165 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,735 Kick him! Kick him! Kick him! Kick him! 166 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:24,633 Choke! Choke! 167 00:12:25,249 --> 00:12:26,342 Yeah. 168 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:27,442 Choke hold! 169 00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:30,840 - Score 1 for the secret cervix! - Yeah. 170 00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:35,214 That was cool. 171 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:44,057 The colors are all messed up. Turn up the color, Beavis. 172 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:49,133 That's not the color, the tint's messed up. You gotta turn up the tint knob. 173 00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:54,535 - The taint knob? - No, Butt-Head! The tint! The tint knob! 174 00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:14,583 - Hey, this guy looks like Jim Rockford. - Yeah. 175 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:24,029 - That was pretty cool, Beavis. - Yeah. 176 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:40,014 - This is cool! - Yeah, it rocks! 177 00:13:40,038 --> 00:13:42,054 Yeah. 178 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:46,054 - And he's pissed off. - Yeah, yeah, I like anger. 179 00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:49,518 I like when guys get pissed off in videos. 180 00:13:57,651 --> 00:13:58,691 Whoa. 181 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:00,968 Check out his neck! 182 00:14:00,969 --> 00:14:01,969 Yeah. 183 00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:06,707 There's, like, all these bones and "vestigeses" moving around. 184 00:14:06,708 --> 00:14:07,678 Yeah. 185 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,375 His neck kicks ass! 186 00:14:09,399 --> 00:14:10,498 Yeah. 187 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:14,032 I bet he gets all the chicks because his neck is cool. 188 00:14:14,057 --> 00:14:15,105 Yeah. 189 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,515 Hello, my fellow young Americans. 190 00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:51,422 You know, I've always been interested in young people. Hell, I even made one! 191 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:58,030 He did it with that chick on the magazine cover. 192 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:01,232 I could stand up here and talk on and on 193 00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:04,999 like some boll weevil sitting on a stomp bragging to a dog in heat 194 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:07,872 but I'd like to hear what you have to say. 195 00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:11,268 Mr. President, in your campaign 196 00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:14,405 you promised to help every young person to get a college education. 197 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,079 Did you mean that 198 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:19,712 - or were you just jerking us around? - Daria is cool. 199 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:23,586 I meant it. College is crucial for three reasons. 200 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,118 First: our economy. 201 00:15:25,119 --> 00:15:26,592 Secondly, the security of future generations... 202 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,462 Hey Beavis, that microphone makes your voice real loud. 203 00:15:29,487 --> 00:15:30,543 Yeah. 204 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,293 Loud! Loud! Let's try. 205 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,026 Butt-Head! 206 00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:38,536 Whoa! 207 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,534 "It's 10 pm, do you know where your wiener is?" 208 00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:45,135 This is cool. 209 00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:49,642 You said "pm". Attention, K-mart shoppers. 210 00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:53,349 There's a blue light special on the jock strap department. 211 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:55,982 I love that joke. 212 00:15:56,022 --> 00:16:00,892 Testies... Testies... One... Two... Three... 213 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,955 Testies... Testies... 214 00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:05,655 One... Two... Three... 215 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:13,804 - Whoa! Those guys are pissed! - Yeah. 216 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,073 Did you boys have a question? 217 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:27,780 Since you're, like, the President, and in charge of the army and stuff... 218 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,686 could you, like, invade some country and set it on fire? 219 00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:33,626 Yeah. 220 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:34,686 Yeah. 221 00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:39,194 And then you could, like, fly over the country in a chopper with a loud speaker 222 00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:43,858 and you could yell: "I am the President of the United States 223 00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:48,534 the most powerful nation on Earth. And you must bow down and kiss my butt!" 224 00:16:48,558 --> 00:16:49,608 Yeah. 225 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:52,340 The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers! 226 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:57,974 Forgiv-Forgive them, Mr. President, Beavis and Butt-Head are emotionally 227 00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,668 you know... special. 228 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,745 Yeah. We got a pass. 229 00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:08,158 Well, you know, I'm happier than a pig in slop at the opportunities 230 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:11,460 Highland High offers the hormonally challenged. 231 00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:15,127 - A key issue of my campaign. - Back off, you fat pig! 232 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:17,768 Well, you boys must really like it here. 233 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:21,368 Well, last year in Ms. Dickey's class... 234 00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:23,798 I pitched a tent! 235 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,540 - She must be very proud. - Cooties! Quits! 236 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,384 Because of your ability 237 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:34,250 - to surmount all obstacles... - He said "mount". 238 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:37,257 ... I proclame you, Beavis and Bum-Head... 239 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:40,123 - It's Butt-Head! - America's students of the year. 240 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,934 - That band sucks! - Yeah. 241 00:17:58,296 --> 00:17:59,358 Whoa. 242 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:02,794 This isn't very good. 243 00:18:02,795 --> 00:18:06,003 Yeah, yeah, it needs to, like, be more cool. 244 00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:11,482 Hey, it's that Luka chick. 245 00:18:11,956 --> 00:18:13,255 Yeah, yeah. 246 00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:15,049 The one from the second floor. 247 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,297 Blood, blood? She said "blood"! 248 00:18:25,289 --> 00:18:26,320 Yeah. 249 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:28,696 It wasn't very cool tho. 250 00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:35,614 She went on one of those places in the mall where you make your own video. 251 00:18:36,356 --> 00:18:37,726 Yeah, yeah. 252 00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:39,713 I'm gonna go to one of those. 253 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,678 It's gonna be cool. 254 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:43,819 Oh yeah? 255 00:18:48,095 --> 00:18:49,105 Whoa. 256 00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:52,226 That's that shiny dude from that Janet Jackson video! 257 00:18:52,408 --> 00:18:53,519 Yeah. 258 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,701 When Janet finds out he's messing around 259 00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:58,193 with Luka, she's gonna kick his ass. 260 00:18:58,217 --> 00:18:59,254 Yeah. 261 00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,833 That dude gets all the chicks. 262 00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:11,443 - Those guys are cool. - Yeah. 263 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:15,181 Too bad the President got your name wrong, Bum-Head! 264 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,517 - Shut up! - Now people will make fun of your name. 265 00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:21,686 Shut up! Beav... Beavbut... 266 00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,359 Dumb... Beavis. 267 00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:30,563 Well, I hope you boys learned something from my little visit with the President. 268 00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:34,264 - Yeah. We learned a lot. - Yeah. 269 00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:38,009 Like, if you don't have a pass you get the crap beat out of you. 270 00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:40,701 But if you do have a pass 271 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:44,280 the President of the United States will kiss your butt! 272 00:19:44,304 --> 00:19:45,308 Yeah. 273 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:57,598 Yeah. 274 00:20:04,611 --> 00:20:05,792 Yes! 275 00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,424 Yes! Yes! 276 00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:11,103 These guys rule! 277 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:12,223 Yeah, yeah! 278 00:20:18,311 --> 00:20:20,552 Got no huggin', no kissin'! 279 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:22,609 Yeah. 280 00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:24,146 - That part is pretty cool. - Yeah. 281 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:38,662 That lead singer? 282 00:20:38,895 --> 00:20:39,983 Yeah. 283 00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:44,172 He's cool. He looks like my cousin. 284 00:20:44,196 --> 00:20:45,243 Oh yeah. 285 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:46,945 Which one? 286 00:20:47,791 --> 00:20:49,871 You know... Richard Head. 287 00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,086 This guy's teeth are cool. 288 00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:02,029 Yeah. 289 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,191 It runs in the family. 290 00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:06,990 We all have cool teeth. 291 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:20,041 This guy is cool. 292 00:21:20,065 --> 00:21:21,120 Yeah, yeah. 293 00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:23,312 He's cool. 21477

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