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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,900 --> 00:00:05,424 BEWARE OF THE BUTT 2 00:00:05,524 --> 00:00:06,724 Change it. 3 00:00:07,448 --> 00:00:09,848 Biological processes for $800. 4 00:00:09,972 --> 00:00:13,859 Part of the body responsible for the creation and organization 5 00:00:13,883 --> 00:00:15,676 of the electronic impulses which, 6 00:00:15,699 --> 00:00:17,899 when processed, form the basis of intelligence. 7 00:00:18,020 --> 00:00:19,920 What is the butt, Alex? 8 00:00:21,944 --> 00:00:23,144 Change it. 9 00:00:23,168 --> 00:00:27,068 Sure I'll share my mother's scarf. But my mother's tampoon... 10 00:00:27,492 --> 00:00:29,392 No way! 11 00:00:31,216 --> 00:00:32,416 Change it. 12 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:35,340 The face of evil, the soul of terror, 13 00:00:35,364 --> 00:00:38,164 the body of a babe. Fleshmonster! 14 00:00:38,188 --> 00:00:41,465 The bone chilling story of a motorcycle riding, 15 00:00:41,489 --> 00:00:44,788 eye-gouging, brain eating zombie sex kitten. 16 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:49,512 Who just happens to be insane. 17 00:00:49,536 --> 00:00:51,234 Now playing at a crappy drive-in, 18 00:00:51,258 --> 00:00:53,036 or second rate multiplex near you. 19 00:00:53,060 --> 00:00:56,460 - Whoa! We're there dude. - Yeah. 20 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:08,984 I can't believe it, okay? 21 00:01:09,208 --> 00:01:11,208 My honeymoon night, okay? 22 00:01:11,432 --> 00:01:15,032 I will probably only have three or four more of these in my whole entire lifetime. 23 00:01:15,056 --> 00:01:18,956 And you, you check me into that dump your brother calls a motel! 24 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,830 This is a big fat dude with hairy shoulders. 25 00:01:23,831 --> 00:01:24,980 Yeah. 26 00:01:25,104 --> 00:01:26,604 That's cool. 27 00:01:28,128 --> 00:01:30,328 He's gonna buy some candy. 28 00:01:35,952 --> 00:01:38,352 Can I help you? 29 00:01:43,376 --> 00:01:45,276 Ooh! Breath mint. 30 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,400 Our lips are so close. 31 00:01:52,624 --> 00:01:58,024 Not if you was the last immigrant grocer on earth, honey! 32 00:02:01,348 --> 00:02:03,848 Son of a biscuit. My ancestors spit on your haircut. 33 00:02:06,172 --> 00:02:07,472 Can you help me!? 34 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:11,796 My doctor said I have to take a laxative! 35 00:02:11,820 --> 00:02:13,620 Not in my store you don't! 36 00:02:14,744 --> 00:02:16,744 Look at all those big thingies. 37 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:22,050 I like when you can see the bottom of the thingies. 38 00:02:23,689 --> 00:02:24,968 That is cool. 39 00:02:30,112 --> 00:02:32,126 - Whoa. - Give me a bottle of anything... 40 00:02:32,446 --> 00:02:34,069 and a glazed doughnut... 41 00:02:35,293 --> 00:02:37,295 - To go. - This is boring. 42 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:52,628 - Is this the Bangles? - No, it's the Go-Go's. 43 00:02:55,048 --> 00:02:57,468 - These are like, "grudge" chicks. - Yeah. 44 00:02:58,943 --> 00:03:00,505 Grubby chicks are cool. 45 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:20,554 I'm gonna get a ring in my nose. 46 00:03:22,695 --> 00:03:24,903 I had ringworm in my nose once. 47 00:03:26,181 --> 00:03:29,041 - It was pretty cool. - Yeah, I remember. 48 00:03:36,227 --> 00:03:39,035 Hey Beavis, let's pretend we're dead. 49 00:03:39,804 --> 00:03:42,050 Yeah, that would be cool. 50 00:03:54,138 --> 00:03:55,653 DRIVE - IN TUCKER CL ASS ACT 51 00:03:56,054 --> 00:03:58,636 No, it's only three dollars if you got a car. 52 00:04:03,039 --> 00:04:04,504 - Look. - What? 53 00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:05,937 Look. 54 00:04:06,596 --> 00:04:08,847 Look, I'm stroking my wiener. 55 00:04:11,096 --> 00:04:12,947 Oh, man. Get a napkin, pud. 56 00:04:13,735 --> 00:04:15,668 Gym teacher's handkerchief. 57 00:04:18,048 --> 00:04:19,298 That's cool. 58 00:04:21,297 --> 00:04:22,712 Nothing in here. 59 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:25,540 No. 60 00:04:26,792 --> 00:04:28,065 No. 61 00:04:29,273 --> 00:04:30,525 Bingo. 62 00:04:32,291 --> 00:04:37,024 If this van's a-rockin' don't come a-knockin'. 63 00:04:42,276 --> 00:04:43,719 Whoa, Beavis, look. 64 00:04:48,718 --> 00:04:53,807 That's the biggest, fattest, hairiest, wart-coveredest butt I've ever saw. 65 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,167 Yeah, his is pretty ugly too. 66 00:05:01,235 --> 00:05:03,895 You boys think you got a problem with my butt!? 67 00:05:04,247 --> 00:05:07,086 I will kick your butts all over this drive-in. 68 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:16,011 This spawn of hell sucks. 69 00:05:16,102 --> 00:05:19,887 Yeah, he is not nearly as scary as this butt. 70 00:05:21,311 --> 00:05:26,555 No way, I can't believe it. All my sorority sisters are naked. 71 00:05:26,579 --> 00:05:28,627 And like, decapitated. 72 00:05:29,131 --> 00:05:31,410 Something's not right here. 73 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:35,133 - Duh! - Boy, she's stupid. 74 00:05:36,449 --> 00:05:39,949 I hope nothing, like, bad is gonna happen to me. 75 00:05:39,949 --> 00:05:42,734 - I know, I'll take a shower. - Yes! 76 00:05:48,943 --> 00:05:50,931 You boys ready to die? 77 00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:54,787 Buttwoman! 78 00:06:12,874 --> 00:06:14,153 Help! 79 00:06:15,456 --> 00:06:16,677 Help! 80 00:06:19,696 --> 00:06:20,939 This sucks. 81 00:06:22,012 --> 00:06:23,215 Yeah. 82 00:06:39,877 --> 00:06:41,634 You're screwing it up, dumbass. 83 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:43,685 No way. You screwed it up, bunghole. 84 00:06:43,709 --> 00:06:46,680 Shut up, Beavis. You want me to kick your ass again? 85 00:06:57,435 --> 00:07:00,624 Hey Beavis, you know what these guys call themselves? 86 00:07:02,691 --> 00:07:03,978 Helmet. 87 00:07:05,874 --> 00:07:07,907 Yeah, helmet, yeah. 88 00:07:21,285 --> 00:07:24,074 - That drummer looks like a regular guy. - Yeah. 89 00:07:25,407 --> 00:07:27,618 If you, like, saw these guys on the street, 90 00:07:28,718 --> 00:07:30,811 you wouldn't even know that they're cool. 91 00:07:31,491 --> 00:07:34,889 Yeah, they look like normal guys, like us. 92 00:07:58,799 --> 00:08:00,786 - Faster. - Yeah, yeah. 93 00:08:00,810 --> 00:08:04,245 - Faster! - Faster! Faster! Faster! Faster! 94 00:08:04,269 --> 00:08:06,469 Faster! Faster! Faster! 95 00:08:10,563 --> 00:08:12,538 - Hey Beavis. - What? 96 00:08:12,925 --> 00:08:15,157 - Your butt's weird looking. - Shut up. 97 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:17,613 Kinda looks like baloney. 98 00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:20,913 - Shut up, dude. - With pimples on it. 99 00:08:22,510 --> 00:08:25,296 Hey Butt-Head, why are you so interested in my butt? 100 00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:29,471 Have you heard that new Gwar album? 101 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,754 These chicks look like guys. 102 00:08:43,475 --> 00:08:45,765 Yeah, that one's not wearing a bra. 103 00:08:50,251 --> 00:08:54,314 Hey Butt-Head, I've heard that these chicks grandpa is Ozzy Osbourne. 104 00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:56,671 No way, ass wipe. 105 00:08:57,127 --> 00:08:59,338 - They're Elvis' kids. - Oh yeah. 106 00:09:04,954 --> 00:09:06,519 I get the one on the left. 107 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,561 You get the ugly one. 108 00:09:18,798 --> 00:09:20,882 All right, Gwar! 109 00:09:21,491 --> 00:09:23,781 Yeah, Gwar is cool. 110 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,755 Gwar! Gwar! Gwar! 111 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:57,174 Gwar! Gwar! Gwar! 112 00:10:07,276 --> 00:10:10,204 - Gwar kicks ass. - Yeah. 113 00:10:19,593 --> 00:10:21,532 Gwar! 7885

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