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PEACE, LOVE AND UNDERSTANDING
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... what you cannot learn
from book or videotape.
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You have to come to
my wealth training seminar,
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learn how to make a lot of money,
fast cash at government auctions,
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buy house, luxury car for no money down.
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What are you waiting for?
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Don't miss the boat.
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By attending wealth training seminar,
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- I was able to quit my minimal morning job.
- Don't bogart it, dude.
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buy a house for no money down and
make a 100.000 dollars in four days.
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I now make 60 million dollars a year
and enjoy my financial freedom.
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People, I tell you,
You can do it. But I tell you.
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I come to this country on a boat.
I have no money.
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I buy a property for no money down.
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- Make 200.000 dollars in my first week.
- Me happy boy.
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- What are you afraid of?
- Me Chinese, make a lot of money.
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That was cool.
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This is the dude from Blossom.
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- What a puss.
- I could kick his ass.
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That would be cool,
if you could, like, read.
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Yeah.
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Cool.
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What's up, doc?
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- Beavis's mom.
- Chode smoker.
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Juicemaster.
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It comes out sliced.
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Nice butt. Joey Buttafuoco.
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Hey, reservoir tip.
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Check out this chick.
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Old people.
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What a dork.
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This Sunday night, get ready
for the biggest
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Monster Truck Heavy Metal Tractor Bowl
Thrashathon ever.
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Coming to the Metroplex Sports Arena!
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Watch as the Pile Driver takes
on the Schween Machine.
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Cool.
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Huge monster trucks tearing ass,
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all night long!
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Ticket price pays for the whole seat,
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- but you'll only need the edge!
- Whoa!
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That was cool.
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- We're there dude.
- Yeah.
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What if you put a stick of a
dynamite in somebody's butt?
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And then you lit it?
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That would be cool.
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Get your cameras ready for this one, folks.
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Because the Screwdelizer is about
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to take on a brand new
1992 Hyundai Excel.
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Yes, Hyundai. And here he goes.
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He is out of the gate.
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He's on top of him
It's all over for Screwdelizer,
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15,000 pounds of crushing steel.
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...with the ten times planetary axle.
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Hey baby, you
wanna sniff some glue?
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And now while the trucks are regrouping,
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let's welcome our musical guest,
David Van Driessen.
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Could I have your attention please?
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I'd just like to remind everybody
that today is Earth day.
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And every day is Earth day.
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So I'd like to ask everybody
to sort of just feel around.
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And we could all just join hands.
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And help me sing this song.
That would be really great, okay?
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- You suck!
- We're all raping the Earth.
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Plant a tree, save the tree.
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Yes!
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Whoa, that was cool.
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These accidents suck.
There's no explosions.
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Yeah.
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These guys jam.
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These guys are wussies.
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- That was cool.
- Yeah.
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- Guitars are cool.
- Yeah.
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An excellent run by the Pile Driver.
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Oh my God,
the Pile Driver is out of control
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and he's heading for
the porta potties.
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Four wheel drive traction
action at its finest.
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What in the hell is this?
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It's Sterculius,
the Roman God of faeces.
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I am Sterculius,
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God of faeces.
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You have desecrated my temple.
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You offended me!
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Prepare to feel the brunt of my wrath!
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Check it out.
A hippie.
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Yeah,
hippies suck.
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Oh my God, Becky,
look at her butt. It is so big.
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She looks like one of
those rap guys' girlfriends.
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I like rap songs about butts.
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Check it out.
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This chick is hot.
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Whoa.
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- All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Look at all those butts.
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Cool.
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Axl is cool.
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Yes!
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- These guys kick butt.
- Yeah.
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- That was cool.
- Yeah.
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Hey, the camera is over here, dude.
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Hey, where's Tubbs?
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This is where he goes down to
Mexico and throws kids around.
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- There's that guy from that show.
- Yeah, that bald dude.
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This is stupid.
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TO BE DISCONTINUED ...
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