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♪ Oh, wedding bells ♪
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Oh, boy, am I happy.
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Just think, before we know it
we'll all three be married.
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Yeah, we'll soon have wives
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to do the housework
instead of us.
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What gets me is how you two
ever found anyone
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who'd marry such house-hunters.
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Quiet, titmouse,
and finish your work.
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All right.
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♪ The wedding bells
Will ring ♪
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♪ Ding-dong ♪
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♪ The wedding bells
Will ring ♪
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Gesundheit.
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♪ Ding-dong, ding-dong,
Ding-dong ♪
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♪ Ding-dong, ding... ♪
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Moe! Moe. Moe.
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Ooh.
Oh.
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Gee, Moe, I'm sorry, Moe.
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What mo' can a fellow say?
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That's all there is,
there ain't no mo'.
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You're only nervous.
You were just careless.
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Yeah. Thanks.
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You're welcome.
Get out of here.
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Go on! Get to work.
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You, fix the bed.
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Who's going to make me?
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He is.
He is?
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Stupid old buzzard.
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Fix the bed.
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Sloppy housekeepers.
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Oh.
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Ooh. Ow. Ow.
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Oh! Ow, ow, ow, ow.
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Ow! Hey, you, get...
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Sorry, Moe, the mop did it.
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Well, so it did.
Get out of here.
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There.
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Oh! Oh.
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Oh, where did I put that? Hm.
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I got to get something
to pound with.
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Oh, yeah.
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No. Oh, yeah,
it's down here.
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Oh, this has got it.
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Oh!
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Oh.
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Oh, my head.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Ow! Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, I'm scalped!
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Oh, my head!
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Well, soon as we get
this davenport recovered,
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the place will be more
present-a-mental
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to the new bribes.
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Bribes?
You mean "brides."
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Uh-uh. Anybody who'd marry
you two buzzards
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would have to be bribed.
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Yeah? Shut up.
Oh!
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Now, for your information
it was love at first sight.
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My girl proposed to me
the minute we met.
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Yeah? My girl did too.
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Well, that's a coincidental.
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That's exactly what my
future wife did to me.
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Oh, come on, come on,
cut this material.
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All right.
Hold it up there.
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There you go.
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Right.
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How are you coming?
All right, all right.
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It's on the bias here.
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I must be going
against the grain.
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Come on.
All right.
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There.
Okay.
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Oh.
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You stupid idiot.
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Wait a minute, I can explain it.
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Oh, oh, oh! Oh, my nose,
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my poor, poor little cute,
lovable nose.
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Oh, there, there, kid.
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I was a little bit excited.
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Oh.
Come on, you,
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fix this material out.
All right.
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Get a hammer and some tacks.
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Just my luck.
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I buy a two-pant suit
and he ruins the coat.
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All right, come on,
right here on the end.
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Wait a minute,
I got to do this right.
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I don't want to miss.
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Right. Close to the end.
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All right.
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Sorry, Moe, I can't get used
to these bicycle focals.
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Why you cement-head.
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Oh, oh, oh!
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Oh, look.
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You wrecked the hammer,
you idiot.
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Come on, get busy.
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Hold it, fellas,
I've got an idea.
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Stretch out the cloth.
I'll take care of everything.
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Okay.
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Now, level it off
nice and tight.
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I'll get it.
There you are.
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What's the idea of the rifle?
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That's a continuous-shooting
automatic.
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I figured if a rivet gun
can shoot rivets,
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this can shoot tacks.
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You're getting to be a smart
little imbecile.
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Thank you.
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Here we are. Funnel.
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Plenty of tacks.
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Ready?
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Ready, aim, fire.
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Ain't bad.
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That's nice work,
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but we better hurry up
and finish it,
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because I got a date
with my girl.
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Me too.
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Me, three.
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Funnel.
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More tacks.
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Here, let me try it.
Wait...
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Hold it. Tacks are here
to hold it up.
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- Here, let me try it.
- Wait a minute,
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I... I saw it first.
Aw, let me...
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Ouch! Ouch, ouch.
Oh, I'm losing my mind.
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Hey, fellas!
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Oh. We'd better do something.
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Come on.
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Hold still, hold still.
Hold still.
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Ow!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Ooh! Ow! Ow!
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Take it easy,
you're tearing my heart out.
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How do you feel, Moe?
How do I feel?
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I'll probably have to eat
all my meals standing up.
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Why, you... You missed me.
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Did I?
I'll tack the thing myself.
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You couldn't let me do it.
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You had to gum up the works.
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Aw, go stick your
head in a bucket
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and see if your nose
will write under water.
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Oh, yeah? Why...
Yeah.
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He swallowed the tacks,
get him over here.
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Hurry up. There we go.
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The tacks won't come out.
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They went in,
maybe they're income tax.
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I got an idea.
Roll him on his back.
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All right.
Hold steady there.
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Come on there, hold steady.
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Right over there. Come on.
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Here we are.
Take it easy.
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Move it.
Here, I got a magnet.
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Open your mouth, Moe.
That's it.
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Here we go. Here.
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There we are.
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Move your tonsils. That way.
That's it, that's it.
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Cough 'em up.
Cough 'em up!
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Hold it.
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Are you okay now, Moe?
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Take it easy.
Don't worry. Don't worry, Moe.
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These tacks will never
attack you again.
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But I will.
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Wait a minute.
Let him alone.
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Quiet, you guys.
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Have an apple.
Thank you.
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Yeah, I'll be right over.
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Are you sure you love me,
cutie-pie?
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Of course I do, darling.
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Mm, mm, she loves me!
She loves me!
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She loves me! Oh.
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But she loves me..
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She loves me.
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She loves me not.
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She loves me.
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She loves me not.
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She loves me.
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Oh, boy,
now I'll polish my shoes.
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Where's the dabber?
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Well, I got to give myself
a good shine here.
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Hey, where's Larry?
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Phoning his girlfriend.
Wonder what she looks like.
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So do I. For that matter,
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I wonder what your girl
looks like. You never told me.
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Well, that makes us even.
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You never told me
what your girl looks like.
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Probably a goon.
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Yeah.
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Give me that brush.
Put that brush down.
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Oh, all right.
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Now get out of here.
You're always picking on me.
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Yeah. I'm going to catch up
with you, brother,
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you keep talking about my girl.
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That's a good way to get your
head busted, remember that now.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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There.
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Hey, kid, forget it.
Forget it.
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I lost my head.
Here, rinse your mouth.
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There you are.
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Hold it, Moe.
I'll fix it.
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I'll fix you up.
Just take it easy, kid.
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Wait a minute, kid,
just a little more.
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Just right here.
I gotta put it on.
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Oh, come in.
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I knew you were coming
so I baked a cake.
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Oh, thank you.
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And I've got something
for my little cutie-pie too.
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Oh!
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Close your eyes.
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Open your eyes.
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Oh.
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There. Now,
how about a little kiss?
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Oh, i-it's... It's mama.
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I want to break the news
to her gently about us.
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Would you mind waiting
in the left bedroom?
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The left bedroom. Yes.
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Hurry up, Larry.
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Darling, come in.
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I knew you were coming
so I baked a cake.
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Oh, fancy that.
You're a hunny-bunny.
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Hey, what's... What's...?
Oh, this.
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I have bells
on my fingers and...
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rings on my toe.
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Oh.
How about a kiss?
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It's mama. I want to break
the news to her gently about us.
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Would you mind waiting
in the right bedroom?
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The right bedroom. Yes.
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Hey.
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Oh. Oh, darling.
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Darling, come in.
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I knew you were coming
so I baked a cake.
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Oh, you shouldn't
ought to done it,
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but I didn't forget you either.
Close your eyes.
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Won't you come and sit down?
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I have something else for you.
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And now, honey,
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you can have me with you
all the time.
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That's me, honey.
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Pardon me.
Pardon me.
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What are you doing
in my girl's house?
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Your girl?
She's my girl.
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We'll see about that.
Come on.
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Yeah, all right, I'm with you,
don't worry.
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Hey, what are you doing
in my girl's house?
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She's my girl.
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You're both double-crossers.
I'll tear you apart.
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Come on, get out of here.
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You.
You muscling in on my girl.
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I'll tear your tonsils out.
Oh, you will, eh?
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Don't you dare!
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Look what you did?
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Quiet.
Put up your hands.
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Come on, get out of here.
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Oh, so you want to fight, eh?
I'll give it to you.
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What do you know about that?
Yeah?
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I'm a little too speedy for you,
eh?
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Go ahead.
Why, I'll dust you off.
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Wait'll I get through
a little skippin' here.
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Now I'm ready for you, kid.
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Go ahead.
Come on.
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Can you take it?
Yeah.
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Can you take it?
Yeah.
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All right.
I can take it.
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Get out of here.
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00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,168
Steal my girl, eh?
262
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,653
Ah.
263
00:14:57,097 --> 00:15:00,009
Do that to me, will you?
264
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,143
Larry, I'll murder you!
265
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,979
Larry, I tell you I'll...
266
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Quiet.
Why you...
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Sweetheart.
268
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:56,487
Hm. So long, suckers.
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She loves me.
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She loves me not.
271
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,903
She loves me.
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