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Why, that sick,
dirty, filthy rat.
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Why...
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Oh!
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What's the idea of pushing
my face in the paint?
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I didn't do it.
You did.
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I didn't.
You did.
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I didn't do it, so there.
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Ah!
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Now, get to work.
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Oh, my.
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Moe.
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You see, Moe, I didn't...
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Gee, I'm sorry, Moe.
It was just an accident.
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Oh, think nothin' of it, son.
Anyone can have an accident.
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Why, only last week
I was holding a paintbrush
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and suddenly I got a twitch
in my right arm, like this.
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Oh, gee, sorry, kid.
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It was that old twitch again.
Ha, ha.
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Mm, quite a twitch,
quite a twitch.
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You know, I've got an itch
to twitch too.
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Cut it out, will you?
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Get up, you.
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I ought to murder you.
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Why, you...
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Wipe that face and get busy.
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I'll get busy when I'm ready.
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Are you ready?
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Yeah, I'm ready.
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Well, go on.
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There they are.
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Let's go and have
some fun with them.
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Ha, ha. Hello, boys.
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Hello.
Hiya, girls.
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Say, I thought you boys
had parts in this show.
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How come you are not
in your wardrobe?
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Ah, we only do a small bit
in the Southern act
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in the last scene.
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Yeah, Doaks wouldn't
give us a break.
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Aw, that's too bad.
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I'll bet you'd be great
actors if only you had a chance.
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Thou art face to face
with a great thespian lover.
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Ah, your eyes are like
two limpid pools of fire
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that burn into my soul.
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Ah, fair one, come with me
to the Casbahdor.
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Mm, this was terrific.
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You almost had me swooning.
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Step aside.
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You call that good?
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Get a load of me
spouting Shakespeare.
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A rose
by any other name would smell...
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And so do you.
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I'll have your head for this.
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Your blood shall fill
the streets.
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Draw thy sword, knave,
and prepare to defend thyself.
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Never lived a Capulet
who could insult a Montague.
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En garde.
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Ah.
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Play on, varmint.
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Ah. Hiya.
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Ah.
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Oh.
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Oh.
B.K., I'm terribly sorry,
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but the brush. I...
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Shut up!
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I ought to fire you,
but I need you.
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Now, listen.
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Nick Barker,
the dramatic critic,
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has been panning my shows
for years,
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and I don't want him
to pan this one.
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So if you see him sneaking in
backstage, throw him out.
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And watch for his assistant too.
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But B.K.,
if we throw Barker out,
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he'll pan our performance
in tomorrow's paper.
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Okay, okay.
Then disguise yourselves.
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Then he won't know
who tossed him out.
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You can depend on us, B.K.
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By the way,
Nick Barker has been known
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to disguise himself too,
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so if you see any suspicious
characters, give 'em the works.
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Yes, sir.
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Ooh.
Oh.
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Listen, boys,
we've got to get disguised.
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There.
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There.
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Well.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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Listen, Mr. Barker,
don't sneak in,
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or Pancho's gonna shoot you,
I think.
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I'm a bad man.
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I... Ah!
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Don't shoot.
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Don't shoot.
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My disguise is so good
I didn't recognize myself.
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My gun.
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Ouch!
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Oh. Oh.
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I don't think Barker
will recognize me in this.
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Now, keep your eyes open.
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Okay.
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Dangeroose Kippawa.
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I wonder what that is?
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh. Oh-ho-ho-ho.
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What happened?
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Somebody in that room
punched me in the nose.
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That must be Nick Barker.
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He's disguised
like a black banana.
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We'll get him.
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Here.
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Follow me.
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Shh.
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Ooh!
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Now, let's...
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Hey, hey.
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Fine time to take a nap.
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Remind me to kill you later.
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I'll make a note of it.
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Ah.
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Try to fool us,
Mr. Barker, hey?
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Oh.
How do you like that, Nickie?
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Oh.
How do you like that?
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It's Larry.
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Larry, why didn't you tell us
it was you?
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We thought you were Nick Barker.
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I thought you were Nick Barker
and his assistant.
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Quiet.
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That must be Nick Barker.
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He's trying to sneak in.
Come on.
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Get him.
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All right.
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Hey.
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Hi, Mr. Barker.
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Oh.
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It's B.K.
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Hurry up. Get some water.
He's out.
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Say a few syllables.
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- Say something.
- All right. Watch it now.
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I'll clear him.
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How is he now?
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How is he now?
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Women and children first.
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Sorry, boss.
We didn't see you.
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That's the trouble
with you morons.
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You didn't see Nick Barker
when he sneaked in, either.
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Sitting in the front row
watching the show.
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Aw, there must be some mistake.
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Yes, and you made it.
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Get the props ready
for the third act,
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and don't forget the salad
and the cake.
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If I had someone to replace you
in that Southern act,
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I'd fire you.
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Oh, but B.K...
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Maybe he'll change his mind
if we're good in the show.
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You get the cake.
You get the salad.
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Moe, I've got news for you.
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You forgot to buy the cake.
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And the salad.
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You imbeciles.
Why did you let me forget?
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Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
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Hey, it's late.
All the stores are closed.
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We'll have to whip up a cake
and salad ourselves.
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Schnoz.
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Come on.
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- Ah.
- Oh, oh, oh.
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Larry, hurry with that salad.
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I am.
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Hurry up with that flour.
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I'm hurrying.
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Well, dump it.
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Take it easy, Moe.
Take it easy.
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I'll fix you up in a second.
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Come over here.
Well, fix me up.
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I'll fix you up now.
Don't worry about a thing.
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There you are, as good as new.
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Well, I don't know
what I'd have done without you.
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But I do know
what I'm gonna do with you.
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Oh.
Why, you...
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Oh! See that? Oh!
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Yeah, I'll murder you.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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I sure fooled him, didn't I?
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Yeah, you...
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Oh, let's cut it out.
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Get the rest of those layers
so I can build the cake.
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Okay.
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Mm.
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That potholder is no good.
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Hurry up and get that frosting.
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We've got another cake to build.
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And besides, we've got to get
dressed for that third act.
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Okay. Okay.
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Ah.
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♪ Oh, Janiebelle ♪
194
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♪ Janiebelle ♪
195
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♪ Just plain Janiebelle ♪
196
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♪ But we're all in love with ♪
197
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♪ Janiebelle ♪
198
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And here comes
Miss Janiebelle now.
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Gentlemen.
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Miss Janiebelle...
201
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Would you all marry me?
202
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Gentlemen, I can't marry
all of you.
203
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But I have it. I just baked
this lovely little old cake
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with my own little hands,
and the one who eats
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the most cake the quickest,
I'll marry.
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I've got to win this contest.
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Oh, you're losing
right now, man.
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I'm gonna eat
that cake right up.
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Mmm.
210
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Hey, there's something wrong
with this cake.
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Shut up.
You want to crab the show?
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You gotta eat it.
It's part of the plot.
213
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Punch?
214
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Miss Janiebelle, what do you all
call this delicious cake?
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Oh, I calls it
Old Point Comfort.
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Excuse me, boys.
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Old Point Comfort? Tastes more
like an old comforter.
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I get the point.
219
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Is it good?
220
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Delicious, you all.
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Hah.
222
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Ooh!
223
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You know, this cake
is as light as a feather.
224
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They're molting.
225
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Boy, is that cake foul.
226
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No.
227
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Ooh!
228
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Oh. Oh.
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Curtain.
230
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Imbeciles.
You've ruined me.
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I'm the laughingstock
of all those people.
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You're fired.
233
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Uh-oh.
Here comes Nick Barker.
234
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It's terrific.
It's a sensation, B.K.
235
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This is the greatest satire
I've ever seen,
236
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and these boys are hilarious.
237
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I was just telling them
the same thing.
238
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Yes, sir, I'm starring my boys
in the next production.
239
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A break at last.
240
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Now I can act.
241
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To be, or not to be,
that is the question.
242
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Here's the answer.
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Oh.
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