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Is there a way to hit restart? ? - Nope. 16 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:28,819 ? We're the Ghost ? 17 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:31,864 ? Ghost and Molly McGee ? 18 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:34,158 - That's me! - Well, that's she. 19 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:36,411 ? The Ghost and Molly McGee ? 20 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,582 [jazzy theme plays] 21 00:00:42,558 --> 00:00:45,586 [Geoff] Every ghost was there. 22 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,880 And "J" Jeff knitted me a sweater! 23 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:50,633 And there was a delicious buffet 24 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:52,718 with a five-cheese fountain! 25 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,553 Five cheeses? 26 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:56,097 Ooh! Sounds like you had 27 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:59,225 a gouda Death Day party, Geoff. Heh. 28 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:01,269 Oh, it was to die for! 29 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:04,605 And, of course, the best part of any Death Day party, 30 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:07,024 I got to tell my Death Story. 31 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:09,610 You tell your Death Story at your Death Day party? 32 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:11,028 Geoff, tell it to me now! 33 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:13,030 I've had a chocolate blah-blah 34 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:15,491 floaty malfunction, blah-blah-blah! 35 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:17,994 No one needs to hear how you died, Geoff. 36 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:20,538 - Ugh. - [Sharkie cooing] 37 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:23,040 I mean, who needs a Death Day, anyway? Right, Sharkie? 38 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:24,500 [Molly] I didn't know Death Days 39 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,127 were such a touchy subject for Scratch. 40 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:27,795 [Geoff] Me, either. 41 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:30,881 Excuse me! Can a ghost not mope in private? 42 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:32,842 - Oh, so- sorry. - You know, 43 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:34,760 now that I think about it, I don't think Scratch 44 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,721 has ever had a Death Day party. 45 00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:39,974 [gasps] I've been rubbing my party privilege 46 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:41,892 in my best friend's face. 47 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:44,061 Geoff, you sweet, beautiful genius! 48 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,229 I hope you're thinking what I'm thinking, 49 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:47,398 because what I'm thinking is... 50 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:49,066 [all] Surprise! 51 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:50,943 Welcome to your Death Day party, buddy! 52 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:53,154 Oh. No. 53 00:01:53,155 --> 00:01:56,198 ? Oh, happy, happy Death Day Happy day of death! ? 54 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:58,659 ? When we celebrate the day you took your final breath! ? 55 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:01,078 ? Oh! Happy, happy Death Day The day we love the most ? 56 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,121 ? 'Cuz it's when you left your body ? 57 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,414 ? And became a ghost! ? 58 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:05,082 ? With Death Day games! ? 59 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,792 ? And food that's so delicious ? 60 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,086 ? Spooky tombstones instead of dishes ? 61 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:11,672 ? Your Death Day Story that you share with pride ? 62 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:14,216 ? When you sit and tell us all exactly how you died! ? 63 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:16,302 [Darryl] ? Oh, were you in a bumper car that got out of control? ? 64 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:18,679 ? Or did you fly a hang glider right into a pole? ? 65 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,973 - ? Was it rabid gorillas? - ? Was it killer chinchillas? ? 66 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,516 ? Did a paper shredder catch your sweater? ? 67 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:24,727 ? Did you choke on chunks of cheddar? ? 68 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:27,021 ? Tell us all about your story If it's gory, all the better! ? 69 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:28,856 ? Happy, happy Death Day Happy day of death! ? 70 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,649 ? When we celebrate the day ? 71 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:32,026 ? You took your final breath! Hey! ? 72 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:34,236 [all panting] 73 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:36,489 - [noisemaker toots] - Only one problem. 74 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,616 I don't have a Death Day! 75 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:40,409 But you do now. It's today! 76 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:41,869 Get into the spirit. 77 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:43,746 Get it. Spirit. Heh-heh. 78 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:45,414 These Death Day jokes write themselves! 79 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:48,417 Come on, Scratch. Tell us your Death Story! 80 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:49,919 Geoff, I can't tell you my Death Story, 81 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,504 'cause I don't remember my Death Story! 82 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:52,922 I don't even remember my life! 83 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:55,007 All I remember is this moment right now, 84 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,926 and this is the one thing I wish I could forget. 85 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:59,220 But the story is the very foundation 86 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:01,222 on which the celebration is built. 87 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:02,848 Okay, no one panic, 88 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,600 because your girl Molly 89 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:06,769 has some ideas cookin' in the ol' brain meats. 90 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,979 What if we... 91 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,147 [gasps] 92 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,816 ...made up your Death Story? 93 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:14,360 You can't just make up a Death Story, Molly! 94 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,237 This isn't improv class! 95 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:18,739 I'm not "yes-anding" my demise. 96 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:20,658 I gotta hit the buffet, 97 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:22,701 because I don't want the cocktail shrimp to go bad. 98 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:24,203 But do not mistake that 99 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,997 for my participating in this charade! 100 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:28,666 Okay, take your time, buddy! 101 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:30,084 We're definitely not gonna be over here 102 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:31,710 thinking up a Death Day Story for you. 103 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:32,670 [whispers] Does anyone have a story? 104 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:33,921 Ooh! I do! 105 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:35,423 As Scratch's best ghost friend, 106 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:38,092 I have the best story for him. 107 00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:41,887 You see, he was part of the greatest jazz duo 108 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,055 that ever lived. 109 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,850 [playing upbeat jazz] 110 00:03:44,851 --> 00:03:49,645 - [large audience cheering] - Take it away, "G" Geoff, 111 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:51,981 - a.k.a. best friend... - [playing jazz composition] 112 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:54,275 ...and confidant. 113 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:57,361 Ooh! He's a piano fiend! 114 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:58,404 [applause] 115 00:03:58,405 --> 00:03:59,947 Who are we? 116 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:01,949 [audience] Scratch and Geoff! 117 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:04,118 And what are we? 118 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:05,911 [audience] Best friends forever! 119 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,121 [light panel thumps] 120 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,914 ["Hail to the Chief" playing] 121 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,708 [gasps] Madam President 122 00:04:10,709 --> 00:04:12,793 and Secret Service Agent Darryl! 123 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,211 Sir, please step back. 124 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:16,046 Scratch and "G" Geoff, 125 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:18,507 your friendship is an inspiration 126 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:19,633 - to this world. - [audience cheering] 127 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:21,927 I hereby declare you both 128 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:25,681 the Kings of Coolness. 129 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:29,185 You're the best friend I've ever had, Geoff. 130 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:30,519 A-five, six, seven, eight... 131 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,980 And I'm like, sikka-bop-bop-bop. 132 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:34,940 And you're like, billa-up-boop-boop. 133 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:37,651 And then our music, like us, 134 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:39,528 lived on forever 135 00:04:39,529 --> 00:04:41,947 and never, ever died. 136 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,742 Your story had one requirement, Geoff. 137 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:45,910 [swallows and smacks lips] 138 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:48,704 It has to explain how I died. 139 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:51,248 Aha! So you are invested! 140 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:53,584 No! My ears are just sensitive 141 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,669 to misguided attempts at storytelling. 142 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:58,297 I mean, if you're gonna make up my Death Day Story, 143 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,799 then I think I deserve one 144 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,884 where I actually die at least. 145 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:04,178 Okay, yes, I see that. You're right, Scratch. 146 00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:06,263 Libby, your brilliant writer brain 147 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:07,765 can spin us a yarn, right?! 148 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:10,142 Well, I'm not that great under press... 149 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,436 sss... 150 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,271 sure? Uh... 151 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:16,065 [Libby] Once upon a time, 152 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:19,235 there lived a young lad named Scratch. 153 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:21,487 Ah, mercy me, Muddy Brown. 154 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:24,448 I'm sorry my mumsy's making me sell you. 155 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:26,575 You're my best friend in the whole world. 156 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:28,536 [cries] 157 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:29,995 Okay, I can't do this. 158 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,372 My best friend's a cow? 159 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:32,957 That's just not even natural. 160 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:34,416 You can do better than this, Libby. 161 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:35,793 Well, why wouldn't his best friend 162 00:05:35,794 --> 00:05:37,628 just be a ghost named Geoff? 163 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,296 Spelled G- 164 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:40,881 Okay, we don't need that, either. 165 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:42,675 I'm just picturing myself, you know, 166 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,134 kind of more heroic, 167 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:45,511 real leading-man type. 168 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:46,679 And abs. 169 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,556 Rock-hard abs. 170 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:50,224 Oh, sorry, I didn't have 171 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:51,308 much time to craft the characters. 172 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:52,977 Well, it's showing. 173 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:54,770 I hear the note. I'll orient appropriately. 174 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:56,855 He sold the cow, 175 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:59,775 who was nothing more than an acquaintance, 176 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:03,571 for a handful of magic beans. 177 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:04,863 Magic beans? 178 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,240 That's the least cool grain. 179 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:07,825 What about magic... 180 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:09,910 quinoa? 181 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:12,162 Also, hello. I asked for abs. 182 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:14,164 [Libby] Shh! I'm trying to build a narrative here. 183 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:15,457 Ugh, fine! 184 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,001 I should use these magic beans 185 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:19,336 to get to the Cloud Kingdom 186 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:21,964 and, uh, save my sister! 187 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:23,090 I have a sister? 188 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,174 Eh, all right, why not! 189 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,719 I'm coming, sis! Ah! 190 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:28,971 [Scratch] Boy, what a stalk! 191 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:30,931 [Libby] Young Scratch bravely fought his way 192 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:33,851 - past giants, dragons... - [Scratch fighting and grunting] 193 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:35,436 - ...and angry geese... - [geese honking] 194 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:36,854 [Scratch] Hey, how did geese get in here? 195 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:39,064 ...to find his sister. 196 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:41,025 Oh, thank you, brother, 197 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:44,528 for saving me from that evil witch's candy house! 198 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,822 Whoa. There was a whole house made of candy up there? 199 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:47,990 Feels like we should, uh, 200 00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:49,033 go back and check it out. 201 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:50,284 [Libby] No! 202 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:51,869 Young Scratch and his sister 203 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,579 started walking home immediately. 204 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,497 Makin' a real mistake here! 205 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:58,375 I mean, a candy house would make a killer third-act set piece. 206 00:06:58,376 --> 00:06:59,793 [Libby] I've got something better in mind. 207 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:01,378 - [wolf howling] - [both gasp] 208 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:03,756 Oh, let me guess, the Big Bad Wolf got me? 209 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,841 [Libby] No, that's not what I was gonna say! 210 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:09,053 Out of the woods jumps a band of hungry werewolves 211 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,929 with razor sharp... 212 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,723 dance moves! 213 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:15,352 [pop dance theme playing] 214 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:19,271 Oh, yeah, it's a dance battle. 215 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,231 Didn't predict that narrative flourish, did ya? 216 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:22,650 I did not. 217 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:23,984 Now this is more like it! 218 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:25,778 And a-five, six, seven, eight! 219 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,822 Take that! And this! 220 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,623 [exclaiming] 221 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,834 [howls] 222 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,095 [Libby] Even the cow joins the fray. 223 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:53,430 Turns out she was classically trained. 224 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:55,057 - [growling] - But, in the end, 225 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:56,684 young Scratch was no match 226 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:58,435 for those dance-fighting werewolves. 227 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:00,187 - [Scratch] Remember me! - [Libby] And he was never 228 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,731 heard from again. 229 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:05,109 The end. 230 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:07,403 I'll give it an eight out of ten for excitement... 231 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:08,904 - [all] Ooh! - ...but two out of ten 232 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:09,988 for believability. 233 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:11,198 [all groan] 234 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:13,158 Everyone's a critic. 235 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,660 You want something more believable, huh? 236 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:15,911 Something gritty? 237 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:17,955 I bet you were a retired boxer. 238 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:20,416 Yeah, pulled back into the ring... 239 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,042 [coach] ...for one last fight, kid. 240 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,669 Then you can open that yoga studio 241 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,212 you're always talked about. 242 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:27,297 Just remember, float like a phantom... 243 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:28,757 Shriek like a banshee! 244 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,342 Ha! Hoo! Ho! 245 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,428 Who's the poor sap I'm up against? 246 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:34,097 Pete the Pummeler! 247 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:40,144 Where? That suburban dad's blocking my view. 248 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:41,729 [grunts] 249 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,313 Unh! 250 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:45,441 Okay, really? He gets abs?! 251 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:47,276 Isn't this supposed to be, uh, 252 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:49,153 - Scratch's story? - Exactly. 253 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:50,404 It is... 254 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:51,989 but a great protagonist 255 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:53,866 needs an equally formidable antagonist. 256 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,451 That's storytelling 101. 257 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:56,952 Pete the Pummeler may have the muscles, 258 00:08:56,953 --> 00:08:58,746 the speed, the muscles, 259 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:00,706 the devastating right hook, the muscles... 260 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,458 And what do I got, Coach? 261 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,710 Hit me with that inspirational speech. 262 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,837 - You've got... - [bell rings] 263 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:08,631 ...no time left! Good luck! 264 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,760 Ohh! Yes! Yes! 265 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,720 Wait a minute. Isn't that... 266 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:17,514 the exact plot of Rocko VI? 267 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:19,808 Yeah, and it's a classic. 268 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:21,393 - [overlapping dialogue] - [Molly] I like the part 269 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,312 where he runs up the stairs. 270 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:25,898 Does somebody have something original for me, please? 271 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,649 I got one. Okay. 272 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,610 It takes place in a land I like to call... 273 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:32,237 Centipede World! 274 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,114 So long, everyone. 275 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:37,367 I'm leaving to chase my dreams in the Big Apple. 276 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:40,454 Break a leg! You'll still have tons left! 277 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:42,165 [groaning] 278 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:47,085 Sorry. Been dealing 279 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,879 with a centipede infestation in the basement. 280 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,298 Oh, shoot! Did I mess up your story? 281 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:54,051 Uhh, no, that's actually how it ended. 282 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:55,886 Ah, gross. Come on, Mol. 283 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:57,679 You're my only hope. Bring it home! 284 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:58,972 Whew. Okay. 285 00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:00,766 Um, [clears throat]. 286 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:04,019 Who was Scratch before he died? 287 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,855 Well, I don't know for sure, 288 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:09,525 but I think he grew up 289 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:10,484 right here in Brighton. 290 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:11,652 He lived here, 291 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:13,028 he loved here, 292 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,530 and it was here he died 293 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,156 doing what he loved the most. 294 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,242 Which was... 295 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:20,410 be- being a brain surgeon. 296 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:22,913 No. Mmm, it's not really realistic. 297 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,206 Oh! Circus clown! 298 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:25,874 No, you hate clowns! 299 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,417 Why do they all got to ride in one car? 300 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,628 I get ride-sharing, but come on! 301 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,171 [sighs] I don't know, Scratch. 302 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:32,589 I'm sorry. We all really tried, 303 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:36,343 but this Death Day party is a total failure. 304 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,262 Well, might as well pack it up. 305 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,305 - Taking the shrimp to go. - Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 306 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,808 Come on, this party wasn't a total failure! 307 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,601 - [swallows] - Really? 308 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,687 [Molly] So you liked all those stories? 309 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,564 No. They were terrible. 310 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:51,525 I mean, ah, I wasn't even human in one of 'em. 311 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,610 But it means a lot 312 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,112 that I have friends and family 313 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:58,073 who would come up with such insane stories 314 00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,867 just to make me feel better. 315 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,910 So, thanks, guys. 316 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,037 Maybe we do it again next year! 317 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,831 And with that much prep time, 318 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:09,084 I will be expecting better, more coherent stories. 319 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,752 Aww, Scratch! 320 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,004 You got it, buddy! 321 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,922 - [impact squish] - Wait! Unh! 322 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:15,173 [panting] 323 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,259 Sorry. Another centipede. 324 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,178 ? The Ghost and Molly McGee ? 325 00:11:21,382 --> 00:11:23,217 [magical theme plays] 326 00:11:26,095 --> 00:11:27,929 Darryl McGee. 327 00:11:27,930 --> 00:11:28,972 I knew you were shady. 328 00:11:28,973 --> 00:11:30,682 Underhanded, yeah. 329 00:11:30,683 --> 00:11:32,601 But I never thought you'd stoop this low! 330 00:11:32,602 --> 00:11:35,020 You are dabbling in the devious art of... 331 00:11:35,021 --> 00:11:36,730 [gags] ...close-up magic. 332 00:11:36,731 --> 00:11:37,772 Close-up magic? 333 00:11:37,773 --> 00:11:39,024 Please! 334 00:11:39,025 --> 00:11:40,400 This is the real deal. 335 00:11:40,401 --> 00:11:41,527 See for yourself. 336 00:11:42,653 --> 00:11:43,738 [resigned sigh] 337 00:11:45,614 --> 00:11:47,615 [humming a tune] 338 00:11:47,616 --> 00:11:48,701 Sweet baby corn. 339 00:11:49,994 --> 00:11:51,328 [spider squeaks] 340 00:11:51,329 --> 00:11:52,579 [children cheering] 341 00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:55,165 Boo! Magic is a lie! 342 00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:56,666 - [Molly] Boo! - If you want more dazzle, 343 00:11:56,667 --> 00:11:58,084 I'll need more dollars. 344 00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:00,211 Wonder doesn't grow on trees, kids. 345 00:12:00,212 --> 00:12:02,297 It's the perfect scheme, Mol. 346 00:12:02,298 --> 00:12:04,174 This has the potential to set me up for life 347 00:12:04,175 --> 00:12:06,926 while highlighting my magnetic charm. 348 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,470 And what's your angle? 349 00:12:08,471 --> 00:12:09,888 It's fun, okay? You know, with all 350 00:12:09,889 --> 00:12:11,348 my chairman duties these days, 351 00:12:11,349 --> 00:12:12,974 the one thing I never get to have 352 00:12:12,975 --> 00:12:14,810 is- [screaming] 353 00:12:16,854 --> 00:12:18,521 Ugh. You never get used to that. 354 00:12:18,522 --> 00:12:21,608 We need your signature, Your Grumbliness. 355 00:12:21,609 --> 00:12:22,734 [deeply sighs] 356 00:12:22,735 --> 00:12:24,819 [grumbles] We done here? 357 00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:28,531 Well, no. There's quite a few curses you've left piled up. 358 00:12:28,532 --> 00:12:30,283 What's that? Sorry, I can't hear you! 359 00:12:30,284 --> 00:12:33,578 I got something stuck in my ear. 360 00:12:33,579 --> 00:12:34,954 Oh, look, it was the portal. 361 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,415 Mmm-bye! 362 00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:38,833 Seriously? 363 00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:40,377 What now? 364 00:12:40,378 --> 00:12:42,128 Just look at the Curse Cabinet. 365 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:44,464 It's filling up with everything you've put off. 366 00:12:44,465 --> 00:12:46,216 Filing cabinet trouble? That's what- 367 00:12:46,217 --> 00:12:47,550 [screams in frustration] 368 00:12:47,551 --> 00:12:50,095 As Chairman of the Ghost World, 369 00:12:50,096 --> 00:12:52,847 I forbid ye from calling me 370 00:12:52,848 --> 00:12:57,727 unless there be a true catastrophe! 371 00:12:57,728 --> 00:13:00,397 I'm really proud of that rhyme. I freestyled it. 372 00:13:00,398 --> 00:13:02,774 You can't simply ignore the Curse Cabinet. 373 00:13:02,775 --> 00:13:04,442 It will continue to fill 374 00:13:04,443 --> 00:13:06,820 - with work orders until- - Bap! Bap! Bap! Bap! 375 00:13:06,821 --> 00:13:09,823 I am out of office, unavailable, and uninterested. 376 00:13:09,824 --> 00:13:11,074 [Cabinet groaning] 377 00:13:11,075 --> 00:13:13,326 [Cabinet hisses] 378 00:13:13,327 --> 00:13:14,869 - I'm back! - Matinee is over. 379 00:13:14,870 --> 00:13:16,538 See you for the 6:00 p.m. show. 380 00:13:16,539 --> 00:13:18,164 What? Come on, we're on a roll! 381 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:19,250 Let's make some magic. 382 00:13:20,376 --> 00:13:21,709 [pigeon coos] 383 00:13:21,710 --> 00:13:22,836 Yeah, like that! 384 00:13:22,837 --> 00:13:25,588 Nice show, amateur. 385 00:13:25,589 --> 00:13:27,215 Irving the Illusionist, 386 00:13:27,216 --> 00:13:28,383 Brighton's best 387 00:13:28,384 --> 00:13:30,677 and only magician. 388 00:13:30,678 --> 00:13:32,429 So why don't you make like Midge here... 389 00:13:32,430 --> 00:13:34,097 - [Midge coos] - ...and disappear. 390 00:13:34,098 --> 00:13:37,058 You may think you're the king, 391 00:13:37,059 --> 00:13:39,185 but you're just a joker 392 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,980 who's got no shot at cutting me out 393 00:13:41,981 --> 00:13:45,066 of the birthday-party circuit. 394 00:13:45,067 --> 00:13:47,152 [blows raspberry] His sleight of hand is slight. 395 00:13:47,153 --> 00:13:48,653 We've got real magic. 396 00:13:48,654 --> 00:13:50,530 Did you catch my show, Jack? 397 00:13:50,531 --> 00:13:53,324 Oh, the crowd really ate it up. 398 00:13:53,325 --> 00:13:55,785 Soon, I'll be swimmin' in a... 399 00:13:55,786 --> 00:13:57,745 king-sized pool of money, 400 00:13:57,746 --> 00:14:00,290 'cause I've already scored another party this weekend. 401 00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:02,375 - How? - I'm the better magician. 402 00:14:02,376 --> 00:14:03,919 You know it in your heart. 403 00:14:04,879 --> 00:14:06,504 [clicks tongue] 404 00:14:06,505 --> 00:14:08,673 [Darryl and Scratch whistling] 405 00:14:08,674 --> 00:14:09,724 [gasps] 406 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,094 [groans in frustration] 407 00:14:13,095 --> 00:14:15,513 [kids chattering and laughing] 408 00:14:15,514 --> 00:14:18,057 [theatrical theme playing] 409 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,642 [all gasp] 410 00:14:19,643 --> 00:14:21,103 Now this is more like it! 411 00:14:24,398 --> 00:14:25,448 [all] Ooh! 412 00:14:27,776 --> 00:14:29,694 [all cheering] 413 00:14:29,695 --> 00:14:32,530 Remember, that's Darryl the Dazzler, two Zs. 414 00:14:32,531 --> 00:14:34,657 Available for all your party needs. 415 00:14:34,658 --> 00:14:36,868 You'll find my business card in your left pocket, 416 00:14:36,869 --> 00:14:38,495 so give it to your parents. 417 00:14:38,496 --> 00:14:39,496 - [kids cheering] - [Scratch deeply sighs] 418 00:14:39,497 --> 00:14:41,372 The sweet sound of applause. 419 00:14:41,373 --> 00:14:42,624 [Scratch chuckles] 420 00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:44,083 [Molly] Excuse me. Over here. 421 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,252 - Yep. - You there, 422 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,755 with the unbiased opinions on magic. 423 00:14:48,756 --> 00:14:50,256 - [Darryl] You have a question? - I think I speak 424 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,300 for all of us, when I say 425 00:14:52,301 --> 00:14:53,801 that we don't appreciate 426 00:14:53,802 --> 00:14:55,595 being bamboozled by trickery. 427 00:14:55,596 --> 00:14:57,430 Why not mix it up, huh? 428 00:14:57,431 --> 00:14:59,182 Like, what about a puppet show? 429 00:14:59,183 --> 00:15:02,310 Or a- ooh- a knitting demonstration? 430 00:15:02,311 --> 00:15:04,354 - [all booing] - Who invited the old girl? 431 00:15:04,355 --> 00:15:06,189 - Old? - Yeah, boo! 432 00:15:06,190 --> 00:15:08,399 Security, make this girl... 433 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,526 [whispers] disappear! 434 00:15:09,527 --> 00:15:11,319 What- Gee- Hey! Let me go! 435 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,904 - [kids cheering] - [Molly] I'm his sister! 436 00:15:12,905 --> 00:15:15,448 For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer. 437 00:15:15,449 --> 00:15:17,116 - [kids] Me! Me! - Oh, me! Me! Me! Me! Pick me! 438 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,826 You, I guess, 439 00:15:18,827 --> 00:15:20,578 the very tall child 440 00:15:20,579 --> 00:15:22,205 with facial hair. 441 00:15:22,206 --> 00:15:23,915 [Irving happily hums] 442 00:15:23,916 --> 00:15:25,250 [quietly] A little desperate, 443 00:15:25,251 --> 00:15:26,501 don't you think? 444 00:15:26,502 --> 00:15:28,086 [mysterious theme plays] 445 00:15:28,087 --> 00:15:29,797 [Darryl] Pick a card, any card. 446 00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:35,385 [Irving snickers] 447 00:15:35,386 --> 00:15:37,470 The card you picked is... 448 00:15:37,471 --> 00:15:39,889 [sighs] Oh, the only place it could be... 449 00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:41,432 But surely, heh, 450 00:15:41,433 --> 00:15:42,433 your card lies somewhere. 451 00:15:42,434 --> 00:15:43,601 I, uh... 452 00:15:43,602 --> 00:15:44,936 [Irving] Can't find it? 453 00:15:44,937 --> 00:15:46,187 Ooh, that's a shame! 454 00:15:46,188 --> 00:15:47,981 Fret not, children, 455 00:15:47,982 --> 00:15:50,441 for I, Irving the Illusionist, 456 00:15:50,442 --> 00:15:52,694 will save this party! 457 00:15:52,695 --> 00:15:53,736 [Darryl] Hold on, Irving. 458 00:15:53,737 --> 00:15:55,363 Is this your card? 459 00:15:55,364 --> 00:15:56,406 [kids cheering] 460 00:15:56,407 --> 00:15:57,782 [scoffs] How... 461 00:15:57,783 --> 00:15:59,242 are you doing this? 462 00:15:59,243 --> 00:16:01,578 Magician never reveals his secrets. 463 00:16:01,579 --> 00:16:03,413 You'd know that... 464 00:16:03,414 --> 00:16:05,081 if you were a real one. 465 00:16:05,082 --> 00:16:08,585 - [kids] Oh, burn! - [boy] Ho-ho! 466 00:16:08,586 --> 00:16:10,545 [Darryl] This will go down in history 467 00:16:10,546 --> 00:16:12,213 as my greatest scheme. 468 00:16:12,214 --> 00:16:14,090 Step aside, reverse mortgages. 469 00:16:14,091 --> 00:16:15,383 I don't know, Darryl. 470 00:16:15,384 --> 00:16:17,385 Magic is a fickle mistress. 471 00:16:17,386 --> 00:16:19,887 Maybe it's time you hang up your top hat and... 472 00:16:19,888 --> 00:16:21,222 What's that, Molly? I can't hear ya. 473 00:16:21,223 --> 00:16:22,599 I'm too rich. 474 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,559 Irving the Illusionist 475 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:27,604 will not be bested by a two-bit amateur. 476 00:16:27,605 --> 00:16:29,147 I hate this guy. 477 00:16:29,148 --> 00:16:30,565 But I love his entrances! 478 00:16:30,566 --> 00:16:32,025 I challenge you 479 00:16:32,026 --> 00:16:34,819 to... 480 00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:35,945 [scoffs] 481 00:16:35,946 --> 00:16:38,364 ...a magician's duel! 482 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:40,325 Winner owns the birthday circuit. 483 00:16:40,326 --> 00:16:42,410 Loser leaves Brighton. 484 00:16:42,411 --> 00:16:44,329 [dramatic theme plays] 485 00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:46,789 My parents are not cool with me leaving town. [scoffs] 486 00:16:46,790 --> 00:16:48,875 - Learned that the hard way. - Fine. 487 00:16:48,876 --> 00:16:52,086 Loser never performs magic in Brighton again. 488 00:16:52,087 --> 00:16:54,047 [dramatic theme plays] 489 00:16:54,048 --> 00:16:56,466 Let's abraca-do-it. 490 00:16:56,467 --> 00:16:58,760 [thrilling theme playing] 491 00:16:58,761 --> 00:17:00,136 [Irving] Ladies, gentlemen, 492 00:17:00,137 --> 00:17:02,263 children of all ages, 493 00:17:02,264 --> 00:17:04,599 the rules are simple. 494 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,476 Darryl the Dazzler 495 00:17:06,477 --> 00:17:09,062 and I, Irving the Illusionist, 496 00:17:09,063 --> 00:17:11,814 will perform miraculous feats of magic 497 00:17:11,815 --> 00:17:13,733 until one of us misses 498 00:17:13,734 --> 00:17:17,320 or death takes us. 499 00:17:17,321 --> 00:17:19,030 [crowd gasps] 500 00:17:19,031 --> 00:17:21,282 Darryl, this is your last chance to turn back. 501 00:17:21,283 --> 00:17:22,867 Molly, I'm not gonna give up 502 00:17:22,868 --> 00:17:24,786 on the greatest scheme I've ever concocted. 503 00:17:24,787 --> 00:17:26,537 Besides, with me at Darryl's side, 504 00:17:26,538 --> 00:17:28,582 there's no way he can lo... 505 00:17:28,812 --> 00:17:31,918 I mean, you had to see this coming. 506 00:17:31,919 --> 00:17:34,337 [grunts] I told you 507 00:17:34,338 --> 00:17:36,673 only to call me if it was an emergency! 508 00:17:36,674 --> 00:17:38,341 [ghosts whimpering] 509 00:17:38,342 --> 00:17:40,176 If you say the words "Curse" and "Cabinet," 510 00:17:40,177 --> 00:17:41,260 I'm gonna lose it. 511 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,637 - The, uh... - Ah! 512 00:17:42,638 --> 00:17:43,971 - Hexed Hutch... - Dit! Dit! 513 00:17:43,972 --> 00:17:45,973 is at maximum capacity. 514 00:17:45,974 --> 00:17:47,308 It won't hold any longer! 515 00:17:47,309 --> 00:17:48,602 [cabinet squawking] 516 00:17:52,481 --> 00:17:53,801 [dramatic theme playing] 517 00:17:55,651 --> 00:17:56,777 [audience cheering] 518 00:17:58,153 --> 00:17:59,904 What am I gonna do, Molly? 519 00:17:59,905 --> 00:18:01,656 - You're gonna give up? - Without Scratch, 520 00:18:01,657 --> 00:18:03,908 - I've got nothing! - You had this coming, Darryl. 521 00:18:03,909 --> 00:18:05,368 I never should have doubled down! I... 522 00:18:05,369 --> 00:18:06,786 That's the classic McGee double-down. 523 00:18:06,787 --> 00:18:07,870 It's genetic. You can't fight it. 524 00:18:07,871 --> 00:18:09,789 And now my perfect scheme 525 00:18:09,790 --> 00:18:12,333 will be shattered into a thousand irreparable pieces. 526 00:18:12,334 --> 00:18:14,460 [groans] 527 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,629 Okay, well, now you're kinda making me feel bad for you. 528 00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:17,922 [whimpering] 529 00:18:17,923 --> 00:18:19,132 No. No with the puppy eye- 530 00:18:19,133 --> 00:18:20,258 Darryl, don't do thi- 531 00:18:20,259 --> 00:18:21,509 [whimpers] 532 00:18:21,510 --> 00:18:23,136 [groans] 533 00:18:23,137 --> 00:18:25,067 [sighs] I swore I'd never do this, but... 534 00:18:25,889 --> 00:18:28,266 [intense music playing] 535 00:18:28,267 --> 00:18:31,436 You know close-up magic? 536 00:18:31,437 --> 00:18:32,937 Know your enemy, Darryl. 537 00:18:32,938 --> 00:18:35,857 Know. Your. Enemy. 538 00:18:35,858 --> 00:18:38,943 [rock theme playing] 539 00:18:38,944 --> 00:18:43,114 ? It's a magician competition Whoa-oh ? 540 00:18:43,115 --> 00:18:45,116 ? They're levitating objects ? 541 00:18:45,117 --> 00:18:46,826 - ? With their minds ? - [crowd cheering] 542 00:18:46,827 --> 00:18:48,286 ? And one magician's got a pigeon ? 543 00:18:48,287 --> 00:18:49,370 - [pigeon coos] - ? Whoa-oh ? 544 00:18:49,371 --> 00:18:51,914 [disappointed groan] 545 00:18:51,915 --> 00:18:53,875 ? They're like Davids Copperfield and Blaine combined ? 546 00:18:53,876 --> 00:18:55,710 ? And they make fire appear ? 547 00:18:55,711 --> 00:18:57,754 ? Grab a coin from your ear ? 548 00:18:57,755 --> 00:19:01,674 ? They'll make you cower in fear with their magic ? 549 00:19:01,675 --> 00:19:03,676 - ? They're summoning powers ? - Wow! 550 00:19:03,677 --> 00:19:05,636 - ? He's summoning flowers ? - [gasps] 551 00:19:05,637 --> 00:19:07,221 ? They're making a knot, not a knot ? 552 00:19:07,222 --> 00:19:10,558 ? With magic! ? 553 00:19:10,559 --> 00:19:12,059 Was this your card? 554 00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:14,729 - [crowd cheering] - [singer scatting melody] 555 00:19:14,730 --> 00:19:15,898 Shazam! 556 00:19:18,192 --> 00:19:19,582 - [crowd cheers] - ? A ham! ? 557 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:25,656 ? They'll prestidigitate him into submission ? 558 00:19:25,657 --> 00:19:28,160 ? It's a magician competition ? 559 00:19:28,161 --> 00:19:30,661 [both groan with exhaustion] 560 00:19:30,662 --> 00:19:31,746 It's a tie, 561 00:19:31,747 --> 00:19:32,914 neck-and-neck, 562 00:19:32,915 --> 00:19:34,373 a dead heat, as they say. 563 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,792 Irving's up next. 564 00:19:35,793 --> 00:19:38,920 [Midge coos weakly] 565 00:19:38,921 --> 00:19:41,631 [Irving] I know you're tired, but I'm down to my last trick, 566 00:19:41,632 --> 00:19:43,549 and I can't do it without you, Midge. 567 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:44,967 Don't do it for me. 568 00:19:44,968 --> 00:19:47,136 Do it for the children of Brighton. 569 00:19:47,137 --> 00:19:49,764 Do it for their smiles of wonderment and joy. 570 00:19:49,765 --> 00:19:51,475 - It's what we live for. - [coos] 571 00:19:53,894 --> 00:19:55,228 [drumroll] 572 00:19:55,229 --> 00:19:56,646 [audience gasps] 573 00:19:56,647 --> 00:19:59,482 I will have 30 seconds to escape, 574 00:19:59,483 --> 00:20:02,360 or those paint cannons will... 575 00:20:02,361 --> 00:20:04,821 Well, I shudder to think... 576 00:20:04,822 --> 00:20:06,031 [all gasp] 577 00:20:07,783 --> 00:20:08,908 [ticking] 578 00:20:08,909 --> 00:20:10,160 [grunting] 579 00:20:11,995 --> 00:20:13,045 You can do it, ol' gal. 580 00:20:16,218 --> 00:20:18,417 [exhaustedly squawks] 581 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:19,502 [gasps] 582 00:20:19,503 --> 00:20:20,962 [ticking] 583 00:20:20,963 --> 00:20:22,213 [Scratch screams] 584 00:20:22,214 --> 00:20:23,798 [vocalizes, yells] 585 00:20:23,799 --> 00:20:26,384 Sweet baby corn, are you okay? 586 00:20:26,385 --> 00:20:28,719 Uh, there's a lot more to the care and feeding 587 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,221 of a Curse Cabinet than you think. 588 00:20:30,222 --> 00:20:32,098 Gonna be the death of me. Again. 589 00:20:32,099 --> 00:20:33,558 - [groans] - [gasps] 590 00:20:33,559 --> 00:20:34,725 Thanks. 591 00:20:34,726 --> 00:20:36,477 Now let's win this thing! 592 00:20:36,478 --> 00:20:38,729 Actually, I'm gonna let Irving win. 593 00:20:38,730 --> 00:20:39,814 - [both gasp] - [Scratch] No! 594 00:20:39,815 --> 00:20:41,274 Don't go Molly on me! 595 00:20:41,275 --> 00:20:43,484 Every scheme's gotta come to an end, 596 00:20:43,485 --> 00:20:45,111 even the best ones. 597 00:20:45,112 --> 00:20:46,779 But, hey, you can still do magic. 598 00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:48,656 It's all up to you, buddy. 599 00:20:48,657 --> 00:20:51,284 All right, as long as I still get to be the hero. 600 00:20:51,285 --> 00:20:52,368 [grunting] 601 00:20:52,369 --> 00:20:54,162 [ticking] 602 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,957 Let's do this, bird. 603 00:20:58,041 --> 00:21:00,167 Midge! 604 00:21:00,168 --> 00:21:02,378 [crowd groaning in worry] 605 00:21:02,379 --> 00:21:03,755 - [groans] - [clicks] 606 00:21:06,675 --> 00:21:07,725 Come on! 607 00:21:09,296 --> 00:21:11,345 [alarm ringing] 608 00:21:11,346 --> 00:21:12,396 [both gasp] 609 00:21:13,932 --> 00:21:15,142 - [splash] - [all gasp] 610 00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:18,352 I did it? 611 00:21:18,353 --> 00:21:20,229 - I did it! - [crowd cheering] 612 00:21:20,230 --> 00:21:23,566 Darryl the Dazzler knows when he's been bested. 613 00:21:23,567 --> 00:21:26,444 Give it up for Brighton's number-one magician, 614 00:21:26,445 --> 00:21:29,155 Irving the Illusionist! 615 00:21:29,156 --> 00:21:31,199 - [all cheering] - We love you, Irving! 616 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,701 [chuckling] Thank you! Thank you! 617 00:21:33,702 --> 00:21:34,827 You're too kind. 618 00:21:34,828 --> 00:21:36,787 I'm proud of you, Darryl. 619 00:21:36,788 --> 00:21:38,623 Just felt, um- what's the word- 620 00:21:38,624 --> 00:21:41,667 wrong to cheat a guy out of his reason for living 621 00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:44,086 when I don't even care about magic. Heh. 622 00:21:44,087 --> 00:21:45,630 Unless, Molly, you want to take 623 00:21:45,631 --> 00:21:46,756 - this show on the road. - [Molly] No... 624 00:21:46,757 --> 00:21:48,507 The Marvelous Magical McGees! 625 00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:50,176 - [Molly] Eyes. - Oh! We could charge 626 00:21:50,177 --> 00:21:52,011 - an arm and a leg per ticket. - No. Darryl... 627 00:21:52,012 --> 00:21:53,638 - Think about the concessions. - No. No. No! 628 00:21:53,639 --> 00:21:56,266 Never speak of this again. 629 00:21:58,101 --> 00:21:59,852 How did you do that? 630 00:21:59,853 --> 00:22:01,855 ? The Ghost and Molly McGee ? 631 00:22:03,398 --> 00:22:05,901 [theme music plays] 632 00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:10,501 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43471

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