Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,334 --> 00:00:03,619
LIAR! LIAR!
2
00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:09,710
Fifty, sixty, sixty-five...
3
00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:11,645
- Twelve.
- Shut up!
4
00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:14,014
- Seventy-five...
- Twenty-five cents.
5
00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,250
- Sixty-nine.
- Number two.
6
00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:18,652
Eighty-three... eighty-four... Shut up!
7
00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:21,617
- Eighty-five... Eighty-six...
- Zero.
8
00:00:21,618 --> 00:00:23,942
O! One! One! One!
9
00:00:27,060 --> 00:00:29,082
It's still short, fellas.
10
00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:33,446
- Better count it again, sir.
- Yeah, you didn't get all the pennies.
11
00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,693
No way, guys,
we're still missing money.
12
00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:39,361
I didn't do it!
I didn't do it!
13
00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,857
It was, like, some foreigner.
14
00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,196
Yeah.
15
00:00:57,791 --> 00:01:00,416
- This chick doesn't sing very good.
- Yeah.
16
00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:03,619
She should, like,
just talk or something.
17
00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,754
Okay, that's better.
18
00:01:09,536 --> 00:01:11,751
Is she, like,
telling a joke?
19
00:01:12,039 --> 00:01:13,628
Oh yeah, yeah, I think it is.
20
00:01:14,141 --> 00:01:16,561
Why don't you shut up,
so we can hear it!
21
00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:17,967
Beavis...
22
00:01:22,228 --> 00:01:25,953
…but the guy, he's dogging my every move.
23
00:01:25,953 --> 00:01:27,246
That'd piss me off too.
24
00:01:27,247 --> 00:01:30,348
Hey Miss, he says, don't miss this!
25
00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:37,752
Now that's
a good joke.
26
00:01:39,132 --> 00:01:42,166
It's like, it's like, she is...
talking about all this stuff
27
00:01:42,166 --> 00:01:44,490
and then that guy
grabs his wiener!
28
00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,540
I'm gonna have to tell
that one to my Uncle Mike.
29
00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,061
Yeah, he'd get it.
30
00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:56,065
Whoa! That chick is all over him!
Check it out.
31
00:01:56,183 --> 00:02:00,187
Yeah... it's like, he was just minding his
own business, trying to grab his wiener…
32
00:02:00,187 --> 00:02:01,588
I heard that, yeah.
33
00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:04,213
And then she just came up
and got in his face.
34
00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:07,527
It's like, you know, he was just trying
to grab his wiener, you know...
35
00:02:07,527 --> 00:02:09,410
She came and just
jumped on him!
36
00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:11,622
That never happens to me.
37
00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,017
I grab my wiener
all the time.
38
00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:17,722
Besides... I think I'm gonna
grab my wiener right now.
39
00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:21,825
Dammit Beavis.
40
00:02:22,509 --> 00:02:25,134
- Do that outside.
- Oh yeah.
41
00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:29,363
BIG EYE SYSTEM'S
POLYGRAPH TESTING
42
00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,467
I didn't do it.
43
00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:35,068
It was a foreigner.
44
00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:40,842
- What are you doing, Beavis?
- I'm practicing.
45
00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:46,850
Hey Butt-Head, what
are they gonna do to us?
46
00:02:48,435 --> 00:02:51,890
I think they're gonna, like, make us
take one of those poly-grip tests?
47
00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:54,374
Oh, yeah, that stuff's cool.
I found some of that stuff
48
00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:56,342
at Anderson's house...
and it's like...
49
00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:58,865
I put it on my teeth and I was
walking around going...
50
00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:00,731
No, dumbass.
51
00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:05,739
Not that stuff.
It's like, this lie detector test.
52
00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:09,611
- I didn't do it!
- Shut up, Beavis!
53
00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:14,717
Check this out. There's, like, this trick
to taking these lie detector tests.
54
00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:16,518
Really? Cool.
55
00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:19,919
It's like, all you have
to do is hold your breath.
56
00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:28,024
Not now, assmunch!
57
00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:33,353
I knew that, I was
just, like, practicing.
58
00:03:33,354 --> 00:03:35,668
Beavis, you suck as a liar.
59
00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:39,634
Liar! Liar!
Liar, pants on!
60
00:03:42,422 --> 00:03:46,674
- Head? Butt-Head?
- Yeah?
61
00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:50,880
Mr. O'Brien will see you now.
62
00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:54,656
I didn't do it!
63
00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:58,391
All right, now, I'm gonna
ask you some questions,
64
00:03:58,392 --> 00:04:00,392
failure to be truthful
in your responses
65
00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:03,794
will be interpreted as an acknowledgement
of guilt, do you understand?
66
00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:05,698
Yeah.
67
00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:09,802
I mean, no.
68
00:04:11,218 --> 00:04:14,537
Just tell the truth and you have
nothing to worry about. Let's begin.
69
00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:27,550
Okay, now. Please
tell me your name.
70
00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:30,018
Butt-Head.
71
00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:36,323
Okay, good. Now Butt-Head, could you tell
me how many fingers I'm holding up?
72
00:04:37,544 --> 00:04:38,826
Four?
73
00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:44,518
Well, it's three, actually, but since
you think it's four, you didn't really lie.
74
00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:48,955
So that's good. Now Butt-Head,
tell me, in all of your life
75
00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:51,580
have you ever stolen anything?
76
00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:56,777
I didn't do it, bunghole!
77
00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:03,720
I'lll repeat the question, Butt-Head.
Have you ever stolen anything?
78
00:05:11,178 --> 00:05:12,426
Butt-Head did it!
79
00:05:16,283 --> 00:05:19,602
Beavis, Mr. O'Brien
will see you now.
80
00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:27,143
You're not gonna put those
on my nads, are you?
81
00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:32,817
Julia, I'm not getting a reading.
Could you check those connections?
82
00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:39,360
You can if you want, you know...
put 'em on my nads.
83
00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:44,044
Good. Well, young man...
84
00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:47,238
I'd like to get a base reading, here.
Could you say something?
85
00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:49,268
Yeah.
86
00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:52,743
Just say anything, the first
thing that comes to mind.
87
00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:55,641
I killed a bunch
of people once.
88
00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:12,505
- So you think you're gonna live your life alone?
- Yeah.
89
00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:16,097
- In darkness and seclusion...
- Darkness rules!
90
00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:19,479
- the feeling of loneliness never leaves you...
- Sort of.
91
00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:21,193
It haunts you everywhere you go.
92
00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:26,598
- And then you meet me.
- I'd like to meet you. That'd be cool.
93
00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:29,541
He's talking to
a chick, Beavis.
94
00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:32,993
- You wanna know why?
- Yeah, yeah. Why, why?
95
00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:36,448
- Why? Why?
- Because I'm a liar!
96
00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:39,390
Rock!
97
00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,590
Lie! Lie!
98
00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:44,157
Lie! Lie! Lie!
99
00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:46,853
I'm a liar too!
Yeah, we should hook up!
100
00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,509
Beavis, this guy wouldn't
want hang out with you!
101
00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:51,524
Yeah he would, shut
up, I'm a liar too.
102
00:06:51,527 --> 00:06:54,092
Yeah but you're not
as good as liar as this guy.
103
00:06:55,515 --> 00:07:00,301
- I hide behind a smile.
- That guy's got a a cool smile.
104
00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:03,369
I got a cool smile too.
Check this out.
105
00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:06,475
See? We should hook up.
106
00:07:08,395 --> 00:07:11,213
And I'll tell you things
that you already know.
107
00:07:11,498 --> 00:07:12,587
Ok.
108
00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:17,119
- I really identify with you, so much!
- No.
109
00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:19,896
Isn't that the wrong
letter on his chest?
110
00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:24,177
Isn't it supposed to be like a...
"5" on there, or something?
111
00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:27,881
Yeah. Maybe because, like, he's a liar
112
00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:32,906
- he put the wrong letter on there?
- Yeah, yeah. He's a liar! Liar!
113
00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:35,004
- Lying rules!
- Yeah, yeah.
114
00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:39,947
- I will never tell a lie.
- He's lying. Check it out! He's lying!
115
00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:42,842
- He's lying!
- Lie! Lie!
116
00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:55,223
- Lie! Liar!
- Rock! Rock! Rock!
117
00:07:55,842 --> 00:07:57,156
Kicks ass!
118
00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:06,275
I'll lie again and again...
And I'll keep lying. I promise.
119
00:08:06,553 --> 00:08:08,609
See? He is not a liar.
120
00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:16,963
Authorities are saying tonight that they
believe they have finally found the killer
121
00:08:16,963 --> 00:08:21,886
in the infamous "In A Gadda Da Vida"
slaying some twenty-five years ago.
122
00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:25,972
Police say this boy is the
so called "Hippie Ripper"
123
00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:30,110
who in 1969 killed sixteen hippies
who were living in a van...
124
00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:31,995
Sixty-nine!
125
00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,912
Asked how a teenage boy could've
committed a crime that happened
126
00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:39,973
more than two decades ago,
a police spokesman explained...
127
00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,978
"He's very clever!"
128
00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:45,413
Get a haircut, hippie.
129
00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:57,151
Hey Butt-Head, I think
the TV's on slow. Fix it.
130
00:08:57,203 --> 00:09:00,419
Beavis, you can't
put the TV on slow.
131
00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:02,461
Oh, really?
132
00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:06,461
- You're thinking of, like, the VCR or something.
- Oh, oh yeah.
133
00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:11,851
I think this chick just, like,
woke up or something.
134
00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:14,115
Yeah. She probably doesn't
start really rocking
135
00:09:14,115 --> 00:09:16,400
until later,
like in the afternoon or something.
136
00:09:16,956 --> 00:09:20,493
Yeah. She probably rocks it
around 4 and then like,
137
00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:23,482
you know, she has a late lunch,
and then goes to the mall.
138
00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:26,900
She goes shopping for a new nightie,
and then she, like, takes a nap,
139
00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,333
and then she gets something that
rocks, like, until 3
140
00:09:29,334 --> 00:09:31,821
or 4 in the morning,
and then she sleeps 'till noon.
141
00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:33,688
Yeah.
142
00:09:33,973 --> 00:09:36,131
Musicians rule!
143
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,634
Check it out,
her guitar's broken.
144
00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,639
They should, like,
break more guitars.
145
00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:55,012
Yeah.
146
00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:58,414
They should break that escalator too.
Yeah, that would rule!
147
00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:14,427
Yeah! stomp on it!
Kick it!
148
00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:15,769
Yeah.
149
00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:18,074
I hate those things.
150
00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,937
Everytime someone brings
one of those into class
151
00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:25,545
I just, like, stick my hand on top of it
and like, like, flip off the whole class.
152
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:33,047
Ace Ventura,
pet detective!
153
00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,488
Yeah.
154
00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:40,586
She's horny.
155
00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:44,457
Chicks get that look when, like,
I talk to them and stuff.
156
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,894
Then they just, like, leave.
12173
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.