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RADIO SWEETHEARTS
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Hey Butt-Head, aren't we
supposed to like, do something?
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I think we're supposed to like,
turn something up or something.
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Loud, loud!
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Hey, answer today's trivia
teaser and win a chance
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to guest DJ on Rabid Ron in the Morning.
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Okay everybody, here it goes.
What history making English pop group
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was known as the
"The Fab Four"?
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That question sucks!
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Yeah. Math is my
worst subject.
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Hey Beavis, call anyways.
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Yeah, cool.
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Hey, guess nobody
knows the answer, so...
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the guest DJ slot goes
to the next caller.
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Hey Butt-Head,
it's ringing, it's ringing.
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Cool.
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And here he is. Hey there, Mr. Guest DJ,
what have you got to say for yourself?
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Check out my butt!
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It’s only two dollars to see
Sonic Youth?
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That's a good deal.
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Hey, how's it goin'?
What high school you go to?
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I go to the same high school you go to,
what are you talking about, Butt-Head?
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I was talking to the chick, Beavis.
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- Dumbass.
- Well, you should have said:
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"Hey baby" then. See?
Like this: "Hey baby, how's it going?"
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Beavis!
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Yeah, yeah, go for it, dude!
She wants you!
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Yeah, yeah, go for it!
Go for it!
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She wants you, c'mon!
Slam into her! Slame into her! C'mon!
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- Go for it! C'mon, grab her!
- Yeah, yeah. Go for it!
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- Grab her!
- Yeah.
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C'mon.
Go for it.
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Yeah.
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See? Now that dude
knows how to do it.
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And tell the story of the jelly rollin...
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Tell the story of the choad?
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This is the story of a lonely little
choad. He never scored. And that's the end.
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I think that's like...
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your story, Beavis.
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It's your story too, butthole.
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You sit too close
to me, Beavis.
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Could you like, move
a little further down the couch?
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No way, Butt-Head.
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You move, I'm all comfortable.
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If this was a real concert,
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some roadie'd be up there in about two
seconds, kicking their asses off the stage.
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Yeah, he'd just like,
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throw 'em out into the crowd.
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That dude would probably, like, break
a bunch of bones and stuff,
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but you know, at least he got some.
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Now, dudes, a lot of guys get
nervous when they go on the air,
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but let me give you a tip.
Pretend you're talking to one person.
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- Can it be, like, a chick?
- Sure!
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Hey baby.
Wanna like, get me on?
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- Me too.
- Hey headbangers,
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this is Rabid Ron,
bringing you
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the tri-county area's hardest
and hottest metal.
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Helping out today are our guest
DJ winners Beavis and Butt-Head.
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How you doing, dudes?
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No.
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How about you, Beavis?
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Check out my butt!
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Let's give Beavis and Butt-Head
time to calm down a little.
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And play something from the new group,
Viking Funeral. What do you say, Butt-Head?
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They suck!
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Hey guys, I used to do subversive
radio myself in the '70s, okay?
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But for this gig, we need
a little more positivity, all right?
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Hey Butt-Head, what's he saying?
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I think he said we can't
say "stuff sucks" anymore.
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Yeah we can, stuff sucks!
It sucks! it sucks!
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- That was cool.
- Hey, fellas, if you play ball,
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there's a five dollars gift certificate in
it for you from the Sound Silo.
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Courtesy Rabid Ron in the Morning.
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Hey, that was the latest from
Viking Funeral.
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They don't suck, Rabid Ron.
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Yeah, they used to... They don't,
you said we can't say that anymore.
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So, how's it feel to be on
the radio, boys? Pretty cool, huh?
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- It doesn't suck.
- Hey Rabid Ron, like, how old are you?
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You look like, really old, like, more
old than you sound or something.
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Yeah.
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You look like an old fart.
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By the way, boys, I got some
last night, how 'bout you, huh?
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I didn't think so.
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You look like, really old.
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Hey, if you guys keep screwing around, I'm
gonna be one pissed-off radio personality.
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So try to take this
a little more seriously, okay?
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Hey! We're back with our guest
DJs Beavis and Butt-Head.
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So dudes, how 'bout
some music that kicks ass?
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Cool.
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- You said "ass".
- "Kick ass".
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You wouldn't expect
anything less from
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the tri-county region's
ass-kickingest radio station.
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Ass.
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- Yeah.
- But before we get to the ass-kicking,
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Butt-Head, why don't you tell the folks
about our next head-banging contest.
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TENTH CALLER GETS A FREE
PAIR OF BON JOVI TICKETS
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- "The... teeth... cooler..."
- Tenth caller...
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"...gets a free
tattoo on his butt".
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A great joke, Butt-Head.
Of course, he means tickets
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to tonight's Bon Jovi concert.
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I'm afraid that's all the time we have
for Beavis and Butt-Head.
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But keep listening,
because somebody always wins.
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You guys get the hell out
of here and never come back!
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- You're old!
- Yeah, and you suck, suck, suck, suck...
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Out!
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Hey, what about our five dollars
birth certificates, bunghole?
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Out!
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No, I'm sorry, sir, we're not
offering the butt tattoo promotion.
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No, I'm sorry, sir, we're not offering
the butt tattoo promotion.
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- Radio's not that cool.
- Yeah.
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For a guy who's supposed to, like,
have rabies, Rabid Ron's a wuss.
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I'm glad you enjoy
them, sir, but no,
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I'm afraid they are not real
radio personalities.
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This is a ripoff.
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It's like, when I see a
Soundgarden video,
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I wanna see Soundgarden,
not just, like, pictures of Soundgarden.
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A the video is just a bunch
of pictures, Beavis.
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What do you mean, Butt-Head?
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Everything on TV is just, like,
a bunch of pictures of something.
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No, it's not. It's like,
sometimes they move.
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Yeah, but it's still,
like, moving pictures.
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No, it's not,
they're moving around!
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I mean, they're not moving around, but like,
in other videos they're like, moving around.
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Beavis...
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you're gonna see a moving picture of my
foot kicking your ass in about two seconds.
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Now just shut
up and sit still.
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Ok, sorry.
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All my friends are
brown and red.
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All his friends are brown and red?
What's that supposed to mean?
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It means they're, like, turds. He's
telling his friends, like, that they suck.
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No sir, I don't have
any spare change.
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Get those damn spoons
out of my face.
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Get those spoons out of my face
before I shove 'em up your butt!
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Get outta here!
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Spoon-man.
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FRIES
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Hey Butt-Head, time
to play the radio.
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Oh yeah.
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Coming up on the tri-county area's...
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uh... like, number one radio station...
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Ten in a row with songs
that don't suck... and stuff.
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Cool.
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Cool.
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This used to be a cool station
until they put these dorks on.
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They suck! They suck! Suck,
suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck!
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Hey, who is this?
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This is Greta. This time,
he's gone too far.
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Whoa, look at that wiener!
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Yeah.
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Greta's got quite a unit on him.
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He probably has to wear
a dress 'cause, like,
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he can't fit his unit inside
a normal pair of pants.
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It's like, he tries to put his
pants on, and it just goes:
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Yeah.
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You know one cool thing
about having, like, a big wiener...
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It's like, it's like,
it protects your nads, you know?
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It's like, it acts as a shield.
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I guess. But getting kicked in the
wiener is no picnic either, Beavis.
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Yeah but it doesn't hurt
as bad, Butt-Head, trust me.
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Here, I'll demonstrate.
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Beavis...
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I'm gonna kick your ass!
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I forgot. You have
a small wiener.
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You don't have any nad protection.
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- That was cool!
- Beavis...
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as soon as my nads feel better...
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I'm gonna beat the
living crap out of you.
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Buttknocker.
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Butt-Head...
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I'm gonna kick you in the nads again.
Don't call me that.
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You wussy.
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