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BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD'S ISLAND
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Gilligan, this dress is too tight.
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Can you help me take it off?
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Gilligan, there's no time for that!
We have to find a way out of here!
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- What a dork.
- Yeah.
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Who'd wanna escape from an
island with that chick on it?
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They're on an island?
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I wish you would find a way out of here,
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then Mary Ann and I could
have our dresses fitting in a store
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instead of weaving them
out of old fishing nets.
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We need to, like, go to a
dress store or something.
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No way Butt-Head,
I'm not gonna wear a dress.
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Not to buy clothes, dumbass!
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To check out chicks.
Like Ginger.
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We're there, dude.
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Rock!
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You hobo fumpin' humpin'...
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Bitch!
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This kinda, like, rocks.
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Yeah, it's not bad.
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Check out that dude in the dress.
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- He's groovin'.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Check it out, Butt-Head,
she's inspecting their nads.
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"You call those nads, sir?
Drop and give me twenty!"
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Back in line!
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He's pretending to feel her butt.
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She won't let him feel her butt because,
like, he failed the nad inspection.
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Whoa! She just licked that dude's armpit!
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The guy with the best nads
gets his armpit licked.
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I bet this chick would, like,
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be into me and stuff 'cause,
like, you know, she has braces.
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Yeah. She probably got
one of those overbites.
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I wish she'd give me an overbite.
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Whoa, look at that!
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I didn't know chicks in
videos wore underpants!
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Beavis, if I ever catch you looking at my
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woman's drawers again,
I'm gonna kick your ass.
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She's not your woman, Butt-Head!
She never even seen you.
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Dammit Beavis, this chick
loves me, and I love her.
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How may I help you?
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You could move out of the way.
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You boys don't look like you can
afford anything in this store, am I right?
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Only paying customers are
allowed to come here and stare!
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Now, get out!
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We need money.
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Yeah yeah, money. Money is cool.
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But where are we gonna get some?
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Whoa.
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Check it out, Beavis!
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We're gonna be rich!
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Hey, how did this money get here?
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Sometimes, like, really
rich dudes come here
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and they, like, make a wish
and throw out the cash in.
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Rich people are dumb.
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A nickel!
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- I saw it first, Butt-Head.
- No way.
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- Come on, butthole!
- No way.
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We are, like, stranded
on our own island.
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With no school, no old people.
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No goats, no boats, no motor
cars, not a single yessiree.
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Just like on Star Trek.
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This is gonna be cool.
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THE NEXT DAY
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We need, like, that Ginger
chick or something.
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Yeah, and that other chick,
professor Ann Mary Ann.
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She's so cool.
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THE DAY AFTER THAT
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- This sucks!
- Yeah.
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AND THE DAY AFTER THAT
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We need to, like,
build a boat or something.
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Whoa! A mirror!
We could, like,
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- signal with it.
- Signal? How do you do that?
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I think you, like,
throw it at someone.
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You know, like, to get their attention.
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That wasn't very good, Butt-Head.
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It kinda skipped.
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Maybe we should, like, shout for help.
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Help! Help!
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- Help!
- Help, asswipe!
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- Save us, or something.
- Help, buttmunch!
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- Help and stuff.
- Come on!
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- Help!
- Help!
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- What a couple of dumbasses.
- Help! We can't swim!
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Yeah, yeah. Neither can I.
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Boy! Water is only a couple
of feet deep, ya know?
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You can just walk out anytime you want.
You know that, don't ya?
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- Yeah. We know that.
- Yeah, cool.
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Now that we got all this money,
we can go back to that girls' store.
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Cool.
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Hey Butt-Head, I think I saw
these guys at Chuck E. Cheese's.
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Oh yeah!
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They sucked.
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I kept banging on the glass and saying:
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"Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!"
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- Then you got your butt kicked.
- Oh yeah, yeah. That was cool.
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How come this guy won't look at the camera?
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- Come on! Look at the camera!
- Yeah!
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- That pisses me off.
- Yeah, yeah.
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It's like, when you try to get a cat to
look at itself in the mirror, and it's like,
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it's like, it just won't look at itself, and like,
looks up and down and everything,
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and say "look at yourself!
Look at yourself! Now, now!"
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And it's like, it just won't do it.
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Peter Piper picked a
pickle of peckled peppers!
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Peter Piper picked
a pickled pecker!
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How come this guy always
has to, like, sing like:
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His lipstick's on crooked.
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Yeah, he didn't do a very good job.
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If he didn't do that,
it's like, he'd be better.
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Or like, if he didn't have,
like, the makeup
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and he didn't sing like that,
then he'd be pretty cool.
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He ca-- He can keep the caterpillars
too. That'd be pretty cool.
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That wasn't driftwood, Pyle,
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that was a statue I was
carving for the Colonel!
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Shazam! Shazam! Shazam!
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Hey baby.
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Don't bogart the nachos, Ginger.
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What's that noise?
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It's Satan, dumbass.
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Yeah, that's cool.
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Tonight the city is full of morgues...
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Tonight the city's full of whores?
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Yeah yeah. I wish our city was
full of whores. That'd be cool.
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Yeah, I guess that would be pretty cool.
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Check it out Beavis,
his shirt says "Kick me".
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Maybe someone will kick him in the nads.
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That would be cool.
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Yeah, yeah, kick him.
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Check it out! A blue Wackadoo slurpee!
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I could go for one of those right now.
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Who is this fartknocker anyway?
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He's like, one of those
dudes from the gifted class.
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Yeah, those guys always,
like, write words like this.
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Yeah, really.
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"The sails climb high in
the garbage pail sky".
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That's stupid.
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How come people in the
gifted class are always stupid?
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I don't know.
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10-6-9er, 10-6-9er! We got whores
in the city! We need back up, now!
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Come on!
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