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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,700 SUCH GOOD PEOPLE 2 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,000 So, what you're in the mood for? How about Craftsman? 3 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,500 God, I love Craftsmans! 4 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,000 Oh, check this out. 5 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:57,500 It's got a name - Edendale. It was built in 1908. 6 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,000 - Edendale? - Could be historic. 7 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,000 This is Silver Lake... 8 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:09,000 I can see us raising a family here. 9 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:12,000 Growing old... 10 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,000 - Where the hell is this? - Relax I have it in my GPS. 11 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,000 Richard. Did you just tweeted, that we're lost? 12 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Stop looking at your cell, and look for the address! 13 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,000 It should be on the left. 14 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,000 - You don't think... - Wow. Oh my God! 15 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 - You know what I think? - What? 16 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,000 I think we should crash that party. 17 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,300 You mean just valet the car and going to a party 18 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:07,000 - Thrown by people way cooler than us? - Yeah Yeah Yeah. Why not? 19 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,000 - My God. - Why not? It's fun. 20 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000 - Oh my God! - Stop the car. 21 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,500 Is that..? 22 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:16,400 There's no way that my sister is going into our house! 23 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,500 Well, now we to crash up. 24 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,500 Now what? 25 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,500 Easy I'll charm us in with my good looks and charming personality 26 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,300 Do you got a plan B? 27 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,000 We could rub the Buddha's belly. 28 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,500 It's worth the try. We need all the good karma we can get. 29 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:39,800 Maybe will help us with the adoption. 30 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Well, it was worth the try. 31 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,600 Yeah What's up? No, not busy... 32 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,000 In a perfect world this would be our party, not we crashing. 33 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,200 I just died and went to Escrow. 34 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:25,000 ... We would exam all the reality itself 35 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,000 And then the self 36 00:05:28,300 --> 00:05:31,900 It's only then you'll find the true meaning in life. 37 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 Did the Dalai Lama said that? 38 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000 No, that was Lady Gaga. 39 00:05:36,900 --> 00:05:38,100 To the bar. 40 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Ready? Okay. 41 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:58,500 The old joke. A buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor. 42 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:06,500 - And asks... - "Make me one with everything." 43 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:16,000 Having the hot dog, he pays and says... 44 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,200 "Where is my change?" 45 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 To which the vendor replies... 46 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:28,000 "Change comes from within." 47 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,000 ... Thank you. 48 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,000 - I could eat. Do you think there's... - Oh God, here they come. 49 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,000 - Oh my goodness. - Alex, Richard, what you are... 50 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,000 - How are you? - Wow! 51 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000 What are you guys doing here? 52 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:53,000 Miss one of Jake and Chloe parties? Never. Plus there's free booze. 53 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,000 I didn't know that you knew them. 54 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Oh, yeah, we're super tight. Jake and Chloe dear dear friends. 55 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:02,000 How about this house, huh? They loved this house, we always loved him. 56 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,600 It's kind of our dream house. 57 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:10,000 Honey, you okay? You look a little puffy. 58 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,500 - Well... - Alex... 59 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,800 We just find out you are going to be an uncle. 60 00:07:17,824 --> 00:07:19,824 We're pregnant! 61 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 - What? - It's incredible! 62 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,000 - Wow. - That's incredible! 63 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:29,000 We're doing the parent thing. You have to come out to the house and celebrate. 64 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,500 - How is that new house? - That was a piece of shit. 65 00:07:31,524 --> 00:07:32,599 But it's a long story. 66 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:35,500 Anyway this one she forget her pills one time 67 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:37,000 One time, that I knew, 68 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,400 And suddenly she's an available garden of human fertility. 69 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,400 - Oh, good one. - Which is great. 70 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:43,900 Unexpected, but great. 71 00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:46,900 - Happy accident. - You're hurting my arm... - I'm sorry. 72 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Deep in the heart of the Himalayas 73 00:07:52,254 --> 00:07:56,454 Lays the land of the thunder dragon - 74 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,978 The kingdom of Bhutan. 75 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:05,000 While it may be tiny, and remote and impoverished, 76 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:09,700 Whithin Bhutan's modesty it's its majesty. 77 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,800 This will be our six trip to Bhutan. 78 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,900 Every time we ask ourselves: "How can we keep coming back?" 79 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:28,200 But every time, we see the faces of the children, we think: 80 00:08:28,894 --> 00:08:30,894 "How can we not?" 81 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:37,300 It was on this our last trip to Bhutan that we first met little Kvinleya. 82 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,000 Cutie. 83 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:51,500 These orphans are suffering, but they would rather freeze 84 00:08:51,524 --> 00:08:53,924 Than see you do without. 85 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:06,000 If they were not orphans, their parents would be so proud. 86 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 Good, good, good... 87 00:09:13,471 --> 00:09:15,971 We are really making the difference. 88 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,100 But the most especial thing about little Kvinley 89 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,664 is his generosity. 90 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:04,000 However fate was not kind to the little Kvinleyu. 91 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,000 For not two weeks after this video was shot, 92 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,000 We received word, 93 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:19,000 That little Kvinleya bitten by a goat developed tetanus and died. 94 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,000 - It's too late for little Kvinleya . - Too late... 95 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:29,000 But there are so many others who need help. 96 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,000 All our help. 97 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,000 Help us care . 98 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,000 90 cents of every dollar goes directly to the orphans. 99 00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:43,500 40... 41 100 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,000 Will this, in order to save the child .. 101 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:57,000 Please Give 2 @ Help_Us_Care # Orphans # Bhutan # GreenWithHouseEnvy 102 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,000 Help us care. 103 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,700 - Tashi Delek. Help take care of us. - Tashi Delek 104 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,400 I have no cash, sorry. 105 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 I can't talk right now 106 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,800 We're leaving for Bhutan in the morning 107 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:17,000 And our house sitter just checked into reharb. 108 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,000 Oh, we can house sitter for you. 109 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,000 Baby I thought you said you'd eat glass rather than house sitter again. 110 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Housesitting could be fun. 111 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,700 I'd never take you two out of your beautiful new home. 112 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:33,000 Alright you know what that's it, you knew that tree was terminal when you sold us that house. 113 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,000 Did you ever watched a tree dies, Jake? 114 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,000 It's an ugly, violent ... 115 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,000 Not to mention expensive sight. 116 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:44,500 I can answer your questions anymore than you can question my answers. 117 00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:50,000 I said that I will pay you back, and I will. 118 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,000 I don't think you understand. Our claim was denied. 119 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Basically property insurance won't cover sudden oak deaths, 120 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000 And that sucks! 121 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000 You know what this reminds me of? 122 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,000 The ancient Bhutanese tale of two elephants, 123 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Who get lost in the... 124 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,000 I'm sorry, are you talking about elephants right now? 125 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,600 They're the second most spiritual creature in the world. 126 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:17,000 - And you know what they want? - To be number one? 127 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,000 They want love. 128 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:23,000 Just like you. Just like me. 129 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:31,000 Jake, Cooper and I are so moved by all this spiritual depth, 130 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,000 Not to mention your work for all those hungry little foreign kids, 131 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 But we are talking about real state 132 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 So let's get real 133 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 We paid you a lot of money for the house, and I think, 134 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,500 That entitles us to a living room without a big fucking dead oak in it. 135 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:50,000 So either you figure out a way to pay, or we will figure out a way to take! 136 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:53,000 - Tashi Delek - Tashi Delek ... 137 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:09,300 - You were awesome. - I'm not an expert on human behavior for nothing. 138 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:13,100 - And we got $ 20 bucks. - Now, just hope our money doesn't leave the country. 139 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,000 Finding the right house sitter is an art that will take more than one day 140 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000 To find a perfectly trustworthy loser. 141 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,700 Please this is LA. People like that are on every corner. 142 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000 Jake. 143 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,700 You have one of my pots. 144 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:34,300 I'm sorry, Chloe is notorious for never returning anything. 145 00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:37,000 Oh, no, no, it is one of my pieces. 146 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:41,000 I sell them in a few stores, I'm a potter. 147 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,000 So you're good with your hands? 148 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000 - Caitlin, come! - Dog! 149 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:57,500 - Caitlin, come here! Come to me! - Oh, you're so sweet... 150 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,000 You're great with them. 151 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000 I love dogs. 152 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,000 I better my sister and I own Branches of light. 153 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:11,500 - The Greyhound Rescue? - It's a great organization. Unfortunately. 154 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000 Have you met my wife? 155 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:27,000 - Oh, hey. - There you are, Richard, Richard! This is Richard. 156 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,000 Guess what? We gonna house sit for Jake and Chloe. 157 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:34,500 - What? Alex, do not joke with me about that. - I'm not joking. 158 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:37,300 What ?! Oh my God! 159 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,000 How long we get to live here? I mean, stay here. I mean house sit? 160 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,400 Since when do you two house sit? 161 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,900 - You all know each other? - He's her brother. - Half-brother. 162 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:52,500 Well, they're going to Bhutan, so this is our chance in a small way to help all the orphans. 163 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,000 They'll mean so much to them to have the house sitted. 164 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000 You are so handsome. 165 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,000 And thin. 166 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:07,000 - Are you talking about orphans or dogs? - Both 167 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:13,000 You have made us both incredibly happy. 168 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,500 We will honour this trust you have placed in us. 169 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000 Tashi Delek 170 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000 Don't do that... 171 00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:30,820 Proud Supporter of @Help_Us_Care #Orphans # Bhutan #DoltForLittleKuenlay - Oh my God, I can't believe it! 172 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,000 I know. Even seeing Paige and Cooper can't ruin this. 173 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000 And they itching. 174 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000 They're lucky enough they have their own home, 175 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,000 And they have the nerve to call that piece of shit in front of us! 176 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000 And what is worse, they're pregnant. 177 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,000 Well, baby, you can't really blame them for that. 178 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000 No, of course not, but... 179 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000 Once again Paige gets what Paige wants. 180 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:54,000 She doesn't gets everything that she wants. Don't forget, you have your father's ashes. 181 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000 She's never getting that from me ever. 182 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,400 It's bad enough she went to college before me 183 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:01,400 Got married before me , and now they're having a baby before us! 184 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000 I hate them. 185 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,000 Oh, dear. So do I. 186 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,000 - Oh god, Cooper... - Acid reflux. 187 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000 Like a dynamite I ate. 188 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,000 Well, only Alex and Richard to screw us over by being nice. 189 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000 They're not being nice, they're being gay. 190 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,000 How is that fabulously crap to them. 191 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000 They didn't even know Jake, and Chloe. 192 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,000 What do you think they jwere just driving by and then decided to crash the party? 193 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,500 Who knows what those two are capable of. 194 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000 - Oh... excuse me. - It's okay. 195 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000 Good night, dad. 196 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,400 Bold art ancient workmanship. 197 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,000 Deep overhanging eaves... 198 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000 Tell me more... 199 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,500 Douglas fir floors and stairscase ... 200 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,000 - Exposed beams and joists... - Yes ..! 201 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:16,000 - Batchelder tile - Oh, God... 202 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,300 Silver Lake, Craftsman ..! 203 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,000 I could get used to this. 204 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000 Don't get too used to it. 205 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:48,000 Remember, we're just playing house. 206 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 Boooo 207 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,500 Ouch! Richard... 208 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,500 What...? 209 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 That wasn't there before... 210 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 - Come on! - What is in there? 211 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,500 Is that ..? 212 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,500 - Is this...? - Oh, my God. 213 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000 It's money. 214 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,000 - How much do you think there is? - Let's find out. 215 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000 Oh my god, Richard. 216 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 217 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000 - You can take more? - It tickles! 218 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,500 Take it! 219 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,000 983 000 dollars. 220 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000 Not even one million? Pathetic. 221 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Richard, this is weird. 222 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,000 What kind of people have this amount of money just lying around? 223 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:15,000 Gangsters, drug dealers, the church... 224 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,000 Well, Chloe and Jake are in Bhutan helping out the orphans, 225 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,500 So I guess, they get the benefit of the doubt. 226 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000 What are you doing? 227 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,800 They said to help ourselves to anything. 228 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,000 So tonight we're filthy rich. 229 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,000 Jesus... what happened here? 230 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,000 It's like Donald Trump threw up... 231 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,600 - Alex! Alex, honey! 232 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000 - Your sister is here! - My half sister... 233 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000 - Alex? - Oh ... Oh my God! 234 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 - We should... - Okay, okay. 235 00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:25,300 Dear. 236 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,000 We have some... challenging news. 237 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,500 - Hi. Coffee? - Coffee! 238 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,000 There's been an accident. Jake and Chloe are dead. 239 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,300 - What ... - Oh, my God. 240 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,700 I know it's terrible. 241 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,000 Apparently, Bhutan has the thickest fog on the planet, 242 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000 Real crazy shit, 243 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,000 And it was the worst rickshaw, they've ever seen. 244 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,800 They died in a rickshaw accident? 245 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:02,500 Being impalled by bamboo sticks is a horrible way to die. 246 00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:07,500 So they're really not coming back. How aweful ..! 247 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:12,800 But you know, death unfortunately, is part of the journey. 248 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,400 Would you like a Xanax? 249 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,000 Sidney thought it would be best for us if we professionals and family 250 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,000 To take to you guys the news. 251 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,700 And decide what to do with the dogs. 252 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,000 - Let's put them in the rescue. - Alex. 253 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:34,000 Dad started the rescue for greyhounds, not Labradoodles. 254 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 So? 255 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,000 So greyhounds are abused race dogs, 256 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:43,500 And deserve a good home. Labradoodles are just dogs. 257 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,300 So, what are we supposed to do? Personally adopt them? 258 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,000 Dogs are kind of your thing. 259 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,000 - We'll take them. But just for the time being. - Alex! 260 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000 What? We have no choice. 261 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:07,000 Oh my God, Richard, are you okay? 262 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,000 It's just so terrible... 263 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,000 - And what's gonna happen to the house? - It will be sold. 264 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:18,000 There's no heirs and they were orphans too, you know. 265 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000 They were such good people. 266 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Right. Good people. 267 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000 With out of control debts, and unpaid taxes. 268 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,000 It's ten minutes enough for you to gather your shit? 269 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,000 - Oh, it of, of course... - I need fifteen. 270 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,400 Oh, I almost forgot. It's time for some "Vics". 271 00:25:01,424 --> 00:25:04,124 Just take half a tablet you're driving. 272 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000 Thanks so much for helping me look around. 273 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,000 I guess Jake was joking. There is no 274 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:14,400 Nest egg or priceless artifacts hidden anywhere. 275 00:25:14,782 --> 00:25:16,782 Face it, Jake was hilarious. 276 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000 His passing is a real loss. 277 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000 So sweet of you locked up. 278 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,300 There is an old Buddhist expression: 279 00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:26,000 "The sun rises only when it's ready." 280 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,000 And today you two are my sun. 281 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,300 And boy are we ready. 282 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000 I don't know. You don't think, 283 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,000 Jake actually gave the whole payment to the orphans, do you? 284 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:35,000 - Of course, he did. - How can people be so mean? 285 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,000 Face it. Right now we are treating 286 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,000 Little orphan Kunle an extreme home makeover 287 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,100 Little orphan Kvinley, and he's dead. 288 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000 I don't give a shit. 289 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,700 You know what I mean. Our money is gone! 290 00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:54,100 Well at least is going to a good cause. 291 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,100 We are a good cause! 292 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,300 A giant oak tree split our living room in two, 293 00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:02,000 The city's authorities had we evicted 294 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:05,300 And now we gonna we have to buy some other totally not cool, 295 00:27:05,300 --> 00:27:07,000 In Pasadena. 296 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 I love you. 297 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,000 I love you too. 298 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,500 I'm sorry. 299 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,000 Jake and Chloe gave their lives to those orphans. 300 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,200 I know. And what do we do, to help the planet? Nothing. 301 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,400 We're not composing, we're not planting trees, we not even shopping local. 302 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,900 But we follow the three R - Reduce, re-use, recycle. 303 00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:35,900 And I bring cloth bags to take the groceries. 304 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,000 Face it, Alex, we are users. We're treat the world like our bitch. 305 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,400 I can't stop thinking on those orphans. Who's gonna help them now? 306 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,600 - Well, that money would help them. - If they get it. 307 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,400 Now it's stuck in the vacuum cleaner. 308 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,900 And you know what that lawyer said - Jake and Chloe has debts, so... 309 00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:53,500 So, when the money is found, and they will be found, it's gonna go to creditors. 310 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:56,500 - Or worse. - That is up to us. 311 00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:59,700 We're going back to that house, to our house, and getting that money. 312 00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:02,400 We have to. For the orphans. 313 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,500 - You are so turning me on right now... - I'm kinda turned on too. 314 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 - Richard. - What? 315 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,800 - You're tweeting? - No, I'm just checking some emails. - Right. 316 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,100 Operation Bhutanese Robin Hood #BlackIsTheNewBadass 317 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 Oh, it's time. 318 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,100 Alright. Let's do this. 319 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,200 - Put your hands together, and give me impulse. - Okay. - It's fun. 320 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,300 Okay. 321 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:47,800 Oh God, Alex, you're so heavy! You should really think about a diet! 322 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,400 Oh you're not really commenting on my weight right now Richard! 323 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,300 Okay, right you're as light as a feather, you're practically anorexic. 324 00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:54,600 Jesus... 325 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,400 Richard... 326 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,800 Hold on... yeah... 327 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,000 Richard, all the doors and windows are locked. 328 00:29:16,024 --> 00:29:17,999 Maybe we should just give up? 329 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000 No! No, we are getting in there. 330 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000 Oh, you really care about those kids. 331 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:27,000 Yes, yes, and I have to pee. 332 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000 Here, hold this. 333 00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:34,700 Oh what if an alarm goes off? 334 00:29:34,700 --> 00:29:38,200 Well, If the alarm goes off I'll pee in the bushes. Back off, back off. 335 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,100 - No alarm. - No alarm. 336 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000 Phew... 337 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000 Shit, shit, shit, shit! 338 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,000 Don't panic. 339 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,300 Why? Because the police are on the way over here right this very second? 340 00:29:57,300 --> 00:29:59,400 - Just calm down, Richard... - I can't go to jail, 341 00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:01,500 I can't wear orange, I'm on winter! 342 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:04,500 - Let's just get the money quick. - No, wait, let's just turn the alarm off. 343 00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:06,300 No, no, no, Jake gave us our own code, 344 00:30:06,300 --> 00:30:10,000 - The alarm company will know it's us. - Okay, plan B let's just get the money quick. 345 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000 What the hell, it was the plan A? 346 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,000 Okay, relax, let's just get the money. 347 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,300 Look, it's gone! What do we gonna do? 348 00:30:18,300 --> 00:30:20,400 Those little babies are depending on us. 349 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,500 Relax, I put it back on the secret room. 350 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000 - See? - Thank God! 351 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000 Wait-wait, what about him? 352 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,000 Richard, we're not shopping. It is hideous. 353 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 - Dammit! - You're kidding me? 354 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 It was an accident, Richard! 355 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:49,000 - Wow! That was... - Richard, kiss me, kiss me. Kiss me. 356 00:30:56,300 --> 00:31:00,000 - Okay,okay let's go. - Alex, I'm not some sex machine. 357 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000 You can not just do that and stop. 358 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,500 - You want to explain this to the police? - Let's go. 359 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,000 Thank you these alarms are beyond annoying, the worst headache ever. 360 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000 Oh, I have Vicodin. 361 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,300 You know what they say shrinks always have the best shit. 362 00:31:13,564 --> 00:31:16,864 I can't, really. I'm on duty. 363 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000 For later. 364 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,800 Vicodin for a headache. What you do for migraine? 365 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:31,000 We are friends of Jake and Chloe, and our lawyer who is severely disabled. 366 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000 Detective Diane Kirschmann, 367 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000 LAPD, robbery and homicide. 368 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000 Dr. Paige Whitehead. 369 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:42,800 - And this is my husband, Dr. Cooper Whitehead. - Hello. 370 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000 My condolences. 371 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000 For your loss. 372 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,300 Could you just give me a second? So what we got? 373 00:31:53,300 --> 00:31:56,600 Someone came through the window. With this. 374 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:02,000 Also found this in the bathroom, grained caffeinate mocha - still warm. 375 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:07,000 Okay, good work. I want the Brigade forensic team here ASAP. 376 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,000 You got it. 377 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,000 Excuse me, but how do you already know that anything has been taken? 378 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,000 Just a hunch, but I'm pretty sure... 379 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:18,000 That the Buddha doen't shit cash. 380 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,900 Oh my God... I can't remember the last time I had so much fun. 381 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,400 Aside from the alarm, money flying everywhere, 382 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:37,400 Almost getting caught we're like our own private gay mafia. 383 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,700 Helping children really does turns you on, huh? 384 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,800 Yeah. That and fear of prison. 385 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:52,000 Prison... it's exciting... 386 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000 What kind of thief leaves behind the money? 387 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,600 The same kind of thief that breaks in using a rock 388 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,700 Sets up the alarm, and then leaves Starbucks on the crime scene. 389 00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:07,000 - A homeless person? - I'm thinking someone not that together. 390 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,000 You're not think Alex and Richard, are you? 391 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,000 - This breaking reeks of them! - Well we should tell the detective. 392 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,400 Tell her what? We've got no evidence. 393 00:33:15,583 --> 00:33:19,183 Besides, we do that, all the cash goes straigth to Jake and Chloe state, 394 00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,200 Or worse, the orphans. 395 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,200 Okay, we've got to figure this out. Be smarter than them. 396 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000 Can we do that? 397 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,900 Of course, it's Richard and Alex we're talking about. 398 00:33:30,900 --> 00:33:33,000 It's like dealing with children. 399 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,000 These people tastes are only in their mouths... 400 00:34:38,876 --> 00:34:40,876 RICHARD NEARLY 401 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:48,700 Money! Money! Money! # MillionLittleProblems 402 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,000 Richard. 403 00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:00,000 Oh! .. Alex, never sneak up on me when I'm covering our take. 404 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000 Come here, sit down. 405 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:10,000 Look at all this. Do you know what this is? 406 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000 Grand theft larceny. 407 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000 Funny. No, no! 408 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:20,000 This is homes, cars, vacations, clothes. 409 00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:24,000 This is our ticket to fabulous. 410 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:28,000 And how fabulous is a clean conscience? 411 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000 - You're right. - I am. 412 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:39,000 Here I am fantasizing about a man condition "Charlie's Angels" Angels's in chains lunch box... 413 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000 Children are hungry. 414 00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:48,000 Have me that vacuum back. 415 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000 What are we doing? 416 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,200 We're doing the right thing and right now. 417 00:35:56,281 --> 00:36:00,781 Bhutan has as embassy on Wilshire #WhoKnew 418 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:06,000 Hi. We'd like to talk to someone about the children of Bhutan. 419 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000 Are you two alright? 420 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:15,300 You both look... queer. 421 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,000 One moment, please. Tashi Delek. 422 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:27,000 Special Assistant. [Whispers into the phone in Tibetan] 423 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,400 Tashi Delek , glad to meet. 424 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:36,000 I'm Rigzang Vangchak, special assistant to the Ambassador of the Kingdom of Bhutan. 425 00:36:36,864 --> 00:36:41,464 Oh, cool. I'm Richard Nearly, and this is my husband, Alex Reardon. 426 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:43,000 Hey. 427 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000 We're here to offer a very, 428 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:52,400 Very large donation to the orphans of your country. 429 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000 That's rather bizarre, don't you think? 430 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,000 After offering them house keeping skills might give them a leg up? 431 00:37:04,503 --> 00:37:06,903 Do you fancy a boy or a girl? I'll order you a girl. 432 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,600 - Oh, we don't wanna a girl. - Oh, you fancy a boy. 433 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,000 We don't fancy a boy or a girl or child. 434 00:37:12,688 --> 00:37:14,388 Although we love children. 435 00:37:14,465 --> 00:37:18,565 We were house sitting for The Jones, Jake and Chloe. 436 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:22,000 You must know them, right? Form Help Us Care.org? 437 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000 They died recently in a big rickshaw accident. 438 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,500 I am the special assistant to the Ambassador of the Kingdom of Bhutan. 439 00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:31,500 - I do not monitor rickshaws accidents. - Okay, alright... chill... 440 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,000 Sorry. 441 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,200 We found a lot of money in their house and we thought that maybe you could... 442 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,100 - Or the Embassy. - Yeah the Embassy could 443 00:37:38,100 --> 00:37:40,400 Take it and give it to the children to Bhutan. 444 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:44,100 So you don't fancy an orphan? You want to give me money? 445 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,000 I have been offered money by these gay Americans. 446 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,200 - Have you touched it? - I have not touched it, please note. 447 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,800 You have not touched it, noted. 448 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,000 No, no, no, the money is not for you. It's for the orphans. 449 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,400 - Do we know of any orphans? - We do not know any orphans. 450 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,000 I do not want your money. We do not want your money. 451 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:17,000 In fact, I enthusiastically refuse your bribe. Please note. 452 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,400 - Noted. - No, no, no, you don't understand. 453 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:24,100 No, that after last year this embassy no longer accepts cash donations. 454 00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:26,200 This has nothing to do with what happened last year. 455 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:29,000 - He borrowed the money, he not steal it! -... not steal it! 456 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000 We don't think he did anything criminal... 457 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:34,000 - Our ambassador is not a criminal! - Our ambassador is not a criminal! 458 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000 Please, you must leave now. 459 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000 We must leave now. Tashi Delek . 460 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,500 - This was not a good idea, please not - Duly noted. 461 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:50,000 Well, I guess we need to find a new charity now, right? 462 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,800 Yes, but let's get rid of the money first. 463 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,100 This amount of cash seems to set people off. 464 00:38:54,131 --> 00:38:57,931 Oh, you know, Apple store is not far from here, and I really want a new 52-inch iMac. 465 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:02,000 - Richard! - I'm kidding. They don't make on that thing. 466 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,500 hey check it. That's a worthy well charity. 467 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:58,600 Yeah... Yeah! Dolphins are smart, they're like chimpanzees with fins. 468 00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,000 They're practically children. 469 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000 They could even be orphans. 470 00:40:04,379 --> 00:40:06,379 Two, please. 471 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000 - Hi. - Hi. 472 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:18,000 Welcome to "Porpoise Purpose" Part of the verge sensation. 473 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:24,000 We would like to make a very large donation to the dolphins. 474 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,800 Porpoises. They are the people of the sea. 475 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:30,300 I'd be happy to take your check or credit card donation. 476 00:40:31,810 --> 00:40:33,410 A pen? - Sure. 477 00:40:36,569 --> 00:40:39,969 For "Porpoise Purpose"... 478 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:44,000 - Checks take a long time, don't they? -They do, they do. 479 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,600 Thank you. And would you like.. Sweet Jesus on a waffle cone! 480 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,000 Are you shitting me? 481 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:55,800 This is... this is the single largest donation, that we've ever received. 482 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:58,000 Oh my god... thank you, thank you! 483 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,000 Oh, my god, thank you so much, you're such good people. 484 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000 - Anytime. - Thank you! 485 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:07,000 Oh, wait, wait. Mr. Nearli and Reardon, you can not leave. Not yet. 486 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,500 Wait right here, please. Just wait. One second. 487 00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:15,000 Bounty angels are in the lobby. I repeat, Bount angels are in the lobby. 488 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:22,000 Mr. Nearly, Mr. Reardon. Stewart Hendron, Executive Director of the "Porpoise Purpose" 489 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:26,500 You are gonna help to raise the profile of the porpoise. An often overlooked situation. 490 00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:28,800 That's great, we've always loved dolphins. 491 00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:32,000 Porpoises. They're the people of the sea. 492 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,000 If you don't mind me asking, are you familiar with them? 493 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:39,500 Of course. Just cause we're gay, doesn't mean we don't like fish. 494 00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:42,600 It's good to know, but they're mammals. 495 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:48,000 Yes, and while they're shorter than the dolphin, the porpoise it's more popular, stupid cousin. 496 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,500 Now, let me introduce you to somebody. 497 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,100 This is Pete the porpoise. 498 00:41:54,100 --> 00:41:57,400 He's not just our logo, he's a real little guy. 499 00:41:57,495 --> 00:42:00,195 We keep he in the pool at the Sherman Mall gallery. 500 00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:02,300 - You do...? - You bet. 501 00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:05,900 And your money is gonna make all the difference in his life and other porpoises lives. 502 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,000 - Alright, come this way. Come on. - Oh, no... 503 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,600 - Yes. - Oh no. 504 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,100 - Go you two go right in front of the sign. - You gonna love this. 505 00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:18,000 You will love it. Okay, smile, like a porpoise. 506 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,000 Right, say... [beluga sounds] 507 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000 We did the right thing. 508 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,800 - Oh, yeah great. We helped the porpoise. - We did! 509 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:37,000 Good for you, Alex. Good for Pete. Good for all the goddamn people of the sea. 510 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000 It is good for them. 511 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,200 Why don't you use the card? We could have at least got it in miles. 512 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000 Open House 513 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:54,000 State has put this house in auction, which means it's not only happening under the radar - 514 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,500 They will consider any offer no matter how shameless. 515 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:02,000 You hear that? It's practically a personal invitation. 516 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,800 - Well, well, well, look who's here. - Hi. 517 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000 Welcome... 518 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:11,200 We're just scooping up the real estate... 519 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:14,300 Interesting. Interestingly, so are we. 520 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000 But you already have a home. 521 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,400 From which the city asked us to vacate. 522 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:23,000 Oh, no. Is this because of the sods? 523 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,300 The city treats trees like they're an animated objects. 524 00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:29,400 - I am sorry, they were. - So you're just gonna... buy another house? 525 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,500 Well, we can't keep living in the Four Seasons forever. 526 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000 But how can you afford this? 527 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,700 How can anyone afford anything? 528 00:43:37,700 --> 00:43:41,400 I mean is not like you two recently came into a lot of money, did you? 529 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000 Yeah, did you? 530 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,000 We're not gonna buy it, it's out of our range. 531 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,000 - It is pricey. - No it isn't. - It's not pricey? 532 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,500 No, it isn't out of our range... 533 00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:00,000 - Richard, can I talk to you? - Yeah. 534 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,000 Excuse me. 535 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,500 But Alex, this is Edendale. Our house! 536 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,700 And we could be buying it right now, but instead what do we do? 537 00:44:11,700 --> 00:44:13,700 We set up a pension plan for a porpoise. 538 00:44:13,700 --> 00:44:17,000 - And that's a beautiful thing. - Yes, yes, it is a beautiful thing 539 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:23,000 But that money belonged to the orphans of Bhutan, who, let's be honest, we screwed. 540 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,000 So you want to get the money back and give it to the orphans of Bhutan? 541 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000 Yeah. 542 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:34,000 If I am lying, may God strike me down this instant. 543 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,000 You don't care how perfect this place is. 544 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:46,000 Well, actually I do, but that money which is gone, isn't ours. 545 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,700 - What if we can get it back? - We can't. 546 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,000 If we could we could use the money to buy the house, 547 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,000 And we could take a second and pay back the orphans. 548 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,500 And then they get their money, we get Edendale, 549 00:44:58,500 --> 00:45:00,000 Everyone is happy. 550 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000 You think that I am enjoying this? 551 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,700 Losing out to Paige again? It's humiliating. 552 00:45:04,700 --> 00:45:08,000 I know, I know, it is humiliating. 553 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:14,000 I guess Paige and Cooper, and their unborn demon spawn will be very happy here. 554 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:19,000 This is a "turnkey" sale fully furnished, 555 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:24,000 It's pefect for anyone with no personal sense of taste and very little money. 556 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000 Alex, sweetie. 557 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000 We should tell you, with what is happening to our house, 558 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000 We gonna have to sell Silverlake. 559 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:35,800 What? You can't just do that, I own half of it. 560 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,000 No, actually, I can. 561 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:42,000 When dad left us the rescue, he gave me 51%. 562 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,000 - What about the greyhounds? - We'll replace them with the "Brighter Day". 563 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,500 No, you can't! That place does medical research. 564 00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:53,600 Medical research? Where did these rumors come from? 565 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:58,000 They'll all be fine. Those dogs receive all the free make up 566 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,000 And the lack of surgery every dog could ever want??? 567 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:06,000 And that's Paige. Buying real state with the blood of abused dogs. 568 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,000 You don't think they gonna put the greyhounds in that place, do you? 569 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,000 Oh, if only we had the room. 570 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,000 - Well... we could... - What? 571 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,000 No. No, forget it. 572 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,000 Okay. Forget what? 573 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,000 It's, just... 574 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,600 - Alright, let's do it. - You wanna buy our house? 575 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:30,600 You wanna buy Edendale? 576 00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:33,200 Let's go back to the "Porpoise purpose" and get our money back. 577 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:39,000 - Hi... - Oh, good timing you two. Look. 578 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,500 And, yeah, wow... look at that... 579 00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:48,000 Listen, I wonder if we could 580 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,000 Speak to that nice gentleman, we met yesterday. 581 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,000 I'm sorry, Mr. Hendronom isn't available. 582 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:56,000 Then get him available, cause we need to talk. 583 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,000 Alex... 584 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,500 We're kind of having a porpoise emergency. 585 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:05,000 Oh, I see. It's a porpoise emergency. 586 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:12,000 I have a couple of generous angels in th lobby, code red. 587 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:17,000 I don't know, they're not leaving. Okay. He'll be right out. 588 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000 - Okay. - Thanks. 589 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,000 Now, what is so urgent? 590 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,400 Well, I'm not sure if you know this... 591 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:26,000 Well, of course, you don't know, how could you possibly know this - 592 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,000 But Alex owns a greyhounds 593 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,000 Rescue, and adoption organization 594 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000 No, I didn't. What's it called? 595 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,000 Well, the name is not important, but I just found out, 596 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:40,000 That my sister, whom owns only one percent more than I do, 597 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,000 - Is going to close it. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 598 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:46,000 Listen, after yesterday we think of you as family, 599 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,000 So if there's anything we can do, just ask. 600 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,800 Well, we were hoping you would say that, because... 601 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:59,000 - Because... - We wanna our money back. 602 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,000 I'm sorry, I just thought I heard, you say you wanted your money back. 603 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:08,000 - Because, that's what I said. - But that's impossible. 604 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:13,000 - But we changed our minds. - This isn't Urban Outfitters, 605 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,000 You just can't ask for a refund. 606 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000 But you just said we were family. 607 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:22,000 Oh, we are. Just think of this as... tough love. 608 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,700 Well, that depends how much are we talking about? 609 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,000 Not much... 610 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:38,000 You see, the legal issue is, what is the status of the money as a gift. 611 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:43,500 Does it pass automatically into the hands of the person accepting it? 612 00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:47,000 Or does the giver has the option of rescinding the gift? 613 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,400 I mean, this is not necessarily fraud. 614 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:53,600 You didn't go to the "Porpoise Purpose" with the sole intention of defrauding them, did you? 615 00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:56,100 - No. - Of course not. 616 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,000 Not now, Bethany. 617 00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:06,800 She has a very popular website. I'm sorry, where were we? 618 00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:10,200 Oh. Yes you two just changed your mind, that's right? 619 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,000 Well, there's certainly no law against that. 620 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,500 - So what should we do? - Go ahead and stop the payment. 621 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,000 And if I were you I'd do sooner than later. 622 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000 - Next step. - We are ready? 623 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,300 - I think so. - Perfect. 624 00:49:32,085 --> 00:49:35,285 Okay, now takes these papers, please. 625 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,300 - Oh, geez. - I didn't signed yet. 626 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000 You guys will be so happy. 627 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,000 Okay, so... 628 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,600 They've count both you and another couple. 629 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:02,200 Another couple? It's interesting. 630 00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:06,000 You don't by chance, know f it's Paige and Cooper Whitehead, do you? 631 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:10,200 Ethicly I can't reveal that, 632 00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:15,600 But since you guessed, you're not exactly wrong. 633 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,800 Fuckers! They're family. 634 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,400 I think I can clear this whole thing up right away. 635 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:31,900 We are planning on using Edendale for the greyhound rescue. 636 00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,800 It's a very noble anspiration. 637 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:39,000 - What? It is. - So, you agree about backing out and buying it? 638 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:44,000 Let's see, how can I put this... No. 639 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,300 You don't seriously expect us, 640 00:50:47,300 --> 00:50:52,300 To keep four greyhounds and three Labradoodle in our apartment, do you? 641 00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:56,100 I'm pregnant. With twins. 642 00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:59,000 - Twins? - Very you of you. 643 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:03,800 If you back out, we'll be glad to put you up in the guest house. 644 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:09,000 Well I'm sorry, but we're lousy guests house, lousy guests. 645 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:13,300 - I want daddy. The urn. - No. No way. 646 00:51:13,300 --> 00:51:15,800 - Give me that, and we'll back out - Paige... 647 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,400 It's bad enough you got all his attention his entire life, 648 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:21,200 I am not parting with his ashes! 649 00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:25,300 Then I guess you and your dogs will have to continue living here in squalor. 650 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,000 I got to take this. 651 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,000 Hello? Yes. 652 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000 Are you serious? 653 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:42,500 It's great news. That's fantastic. Thank you. 654 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000 You're kidding! 655 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,000 You guys are not gonna believe this... 656 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:59,500 But it turns out you didn't qualify for financial. 657 00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:02,400 What? There must be some mistake. 658 00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:04,800 You two can't afford Edendale! 659 00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:07,900 No, evidently, it's you who can not afford it! 660 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000 - We got our house! - We got the house! 661 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,300 - We got our house! - We got Edendale! 662 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,500 Hold on... 663 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,300 - We very sorry. - Oh God... 664 00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:30,300 - Oh, great, yeah, right in here. - This is all kitchen stuff. 665 00:52:30,300 --> 00:52:33,200 Oh really? You can put it... just back there, right back there. 666 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:35,500 - Thanks very much. - Hey guys. 667 00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:36,500 Hello. 668 00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:39,000 I've got a package I think you should look at. 669 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000 Okay. 670 00:52:48,500 --> 00:52:50,000 - Thank you. - This yours? 671 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000 Yes, I'll take it, thank you. 672 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:56,200 It's from Bhutan. It might be from Jake and Chloe. 673 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,600 - Richard. - What? They don't have heirs. 674 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,400 - Oh my God... - You've got to be kidding. 675 00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:11,900 I kinda like it. Looks like Paige. 676 00:53:11,900 --> 00:53:14,500 EDENDALE and Greyhound Rescue 677 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,600 Thank you both for putting us up. 678 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:39,300 This is the most glamorous 8x8' foot space, 679 00:53:39,300 --> 00:53:42,200 - We've ever lived on. - I know it's a little small, but... 680 00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:44,000 No, we love it. We love it 681 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:48,700 Plus, we have views of your beautiful house, 682 00:53:48,700 --> 00:53:51,400 Which we didn't qualify for. 683 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,300 Paige, I've been thinking... 684 00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:59,200 It's only fair you should have dad. 685 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:08,000 Oh... sweetie... I love you. 686 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,500 You know what? Daddy is weather safe, 687 00:54:15,500 --> 00:54:18,400 Why don't we leave him out here in the garden? 688 00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:21,000 And that way we can both enjoy it. 689 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,000 - Really? - Yes. 690 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:26,400 Paige, I know, that we're only half siblings but I'm really... 691 00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,200 Oh, that is my 3:30. 692 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:31,700 Why don't we continue this Hallmark moment later, okay? 693 00:54:31,700 --> 00:54:33,400 - Thank you so much. Come on in. - Yes... 694 00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,100 Here we go... Bye! 695 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,700 Where do you want to live, Dad? 696 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:47,000 Where can I put you? 697 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000 That's good. 698 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:19,000 To our very own home. No, to our very own castle. 699 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,000 And living happily ever after. 700 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,000 Detective Diane Kirschmann, LAPD. 701 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:32,000 I'm looking into the death of Jake and Chloe Jones. 702 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000 Thank you. 703 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:41,000 You two were house sitting for them at the time of the murder, right? 704 00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:43,500 -Yeah, but they weren't murdered. - Really? 705 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,400 So you think being run over several times 706 00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:48,600 By the same vehicle - is an accident? 707 00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:52,000 By vehicle? Don't you mean rickshaw? Because we heard rickshaw. 708 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,500 We have heard a rickshaw. 709 00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:57,200 No, by vehicle I mean Chevrolet Tahoe. 710 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,600 A SUV? - Jesus... 711 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000 Do you know who did it? 712 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:08,400 That's what I was just about to ask you. 713 00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:12,000 Well, we loved Jake and Chloe. 714 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:15,000 We were very good friends. 715 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:19,000 How long did you know them? 716 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:24,200 We just met them... once. 717 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,000 But we hit it off right away 718 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:30,500 And are still very, very sad. 719 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,500 Would you like some champagne? 720 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:41,000 Alright, thank you, godbye. 721 00:56:41,500 --> 00:56:44,200 Jesus-H-fuck, they were killed for that money! 722 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:47,000 And do the killers now have the money? No, they don't, we do! 723 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:50,600 We don't know that, that money could very well have belong to the orphans. 724 00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:53,400 Then why didn't Jake and Chloe bring it with them to Bhutan? 725 00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:55,000 Maybe it belonged to other orphans! 726 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,400 - Other Bhutanese orphans?! - Look, we're said, 727 00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,700 We were get back the money, and I still think we should. 728 00:56:59,700 --> 00:57:03,000 - Yes, I know, I know. - What are you implying? 729 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,400 - Now, you don't want to... - I'm just saying, 730 00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,100 That we should give this a good think. 731 00:57:07,100 --> 00:57:11,400 There is no rush on this, isn't like the orphans are reporting us to a credit bureau. 732 00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:15,000 We don't know why they were killed, and honestly, it makes no difference. 733 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,100 It makes no difference?! 734 00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:20,200 They were run over by a rickshaw - it's a bizarre twist of fate, 735 00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,000 Being run over by a SUV, 736 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,400 Means someone wanted to turn you into a waffle! 737 00:57:27,500 --> 00:57:30,100 - How long have you been here? - Well enough. 738 00:57:30,100 --> 00:57:33,800 Listen, we had to! You were gonna send those dogs off to dog Auschwitz! 739 00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,200 So you stole orphan's money 740 00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:39,300 And used it to buy rescue dogs, a fabulous house in Silver Lake? 741 00:57:39,300 --> 00:57:42,200 - Oh, I wouldn't describe it like that. - Well how would you describe? 742 00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:45,300 What I would say is that we temporarily- - We don't have to explain anything to you. 743 00:57:45,300 --> 00:57:47,000 - No. If you don't talk to us, 744 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,400 Well you can talk to the police. 745 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,700 - You wouldn't dare... - Oh, yes, they would. 746 00:57:52,700 --> 00:57:56,100 Of course we wouldn't it! We're family. 747 00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:00,800 But what exactly were you planing on doing when the killer showed up? 748 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,100 Do you think they gonna come here? 749 00:58:03,100 --> 00:58:06,000 Who knows what they will do? They're killers. 750 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:09,000 Well, we were planning om cashing out a second mortgage. 751 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,300 Look, I don't have an agenda here, 752 00:58:11,300 --> 00:58:13,400 But I think it's a good idea. 753 00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:17,300 Because if and when these killers show up... 754 00:58:17,300 --> 00:58:21,000 And they probably will. Probably. 755 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:25,400 - They gonna want their money. - In cash. 756 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:34,000 Taking out a 2nd for the # OrphansOfBhutan #SadTromboneSound 757 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,400 Richard... 758 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:16,500 Oh, my God. Oh my God, the dogs. 759 00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:18,000 Richard! 760 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:23,000 "Bring 983,000 to the Hyperion parking lot " 761 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,800 Tuesday at noon, no police, or else..." 762 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:29,000 This doesn't make any sense it's the drawing of a dead camel. 763 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:33,000 Wait... thatt's not a camel, that's a Labradoodle. 764 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:35,800 Really? It's pathetic. 765 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,000 Oh, my God, it's from the killers! It has to be! 766 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:41,500 - We don't know that. - Who else could it be? 767 00:59:41,500 --> 00:59:44,000 We didn't tell Cooper and Paige the exact amount. 768 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,500 Oh, so we're not being blackmailed by family, it's a plus. 769 00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:48,000 Yeah, it really warms the heart. 770 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000 Oh my god, I hope they're okay! 771 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:54,500 It's so awful, it's so unfair... I'm gonna call the police. 772 00:59:54,500 --> 00:59:57,500 No, wait! Alex, no, you can't. It says no police. 773 00:59:57,500 --> 01:00:00,800 I don't care! They stolen my babies! 774 01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:03,400 We're not playing by their rules! 775 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,500 Detective Kirschmann, Homicide. 776 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:14,000 Hi, it's Alex Reardon, there's a... There's been a kidnapping. 777 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,100 Oh god, they took our babies... 778 01:00:16,100 --> 01:00:19,000 Oh Jesus... Okay, just calm down. 779 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,600 We understand, tell me everything. 780 01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:24,200 We... Richard and I, we came home 781 01:00:24,300 --> 01:00:28,300 And we found this ransom note, by whatever sick fucker did this... 782 01:00:28,300 --> 01:00:31,100 Okay, don't you worry, I live for this shit. 783 01:00:31,100 --> 01:00:34,600 Now just tell me the names and ages of each of the victims. 784 01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:42,600 Yeah, Haley is six, Caitlin is five and Nick... Nick is two. 785 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,400 Oh my God... 786 01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:47,100 Ok, I need you to come down to the station and bring me some pictures. 787 01:00:47,100 --> 01:00:49,400 And can you send me one ASAP? 788 01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:51,100 Yes. 789 01:00:58,500 --> 01:01:02,000 - They're adorable. - This are our babies. 790 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:05,000 - Thank you. Thank you so much. - Okay. 791 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:10,000 They gonna need or do anything? 792 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,500 They better! Otherwise, for which we pay taxes? 793 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:21,000 ... We bringing you live coverage of this truly awful local story in Silver Lake. 794 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:24,000 The LAPD has just announced "amber alert" 795 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:27,000 For these three missing children. 796 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,900 Oh, Jesus, what the hell is this? 797 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,700 Oh my God, there's an amber alert for Richard's sister kids? 798 01:01:32,700 --> 01:01:35,000 ... Just a toddler who misses his daddies. 799 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:40,000 No, there's an amber alert for Alex and Richard's dogs. 800 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:43,700 - I didn't know they could do that. - You can't... 801 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000 Anyone with information, 802 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:49,000 is urged to please call the LAPD amber alert. 803 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,900 Hot line. Do it for the children 804 01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:56,300 The mind of the kidnapper is a big and empty basement. 805 01:01:56,300 --> 01:02:01,400 These people frequently suffer from addiction to drugs, alcohol and Facebook. 806 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,100 - Hello. - Hi, have you heard from the kidnappers? 807 01:02:13,100 --> 01:02:16,000 - Tell us about the victims. ? 808 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,400 - What they were wearing? - I got this at Claire's Boutique. 809 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:23,000 All we can say is that they're all very well behaved. All of them 810 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,000 They're well trained, actually. 811 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:30,500 Except for with the postman they hump his leg like a horny little hobbits. 812 01:02:30,500 --> 01:02:33,000 It's the curry that drives they crazy. 813 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:36,500 Oh, and I really shouldn't be saying this but Nick sort of has a crotch sniffing problem. 814 01:02:36,500 --> 01:02:40,000 - We don't know where he got that... - Hey, it's indecent. 815 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,000 Wait-wait, I have a question for you! 816 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:48,000 We really appreciate everything, but isn't this a bit extreme? 817 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:52,000 Extreme? What could be more important? 818 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,000 - Do you have some more pictures? - Alex does. 819 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,200 Okay, good and I want to assure you, 820 01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:03,000 That we are doing everything possible to find your children. 821 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:06,800 Wait, did you say "children"? 822 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,000 Yes, of course. 823 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:14,000 Do you have the pictures? 824 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,300 Yes, Alex, show them to her. Show them to her now. 825 01:03:17,300 --> 01:03:20,700 - Richard, stop it. - Is there a problem? 826 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,600 We really appreciate everything that you've done 827 01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:27,400 But I think we just wanna go home... 828 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:31,000 Wait just a goddamn minute. 829 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,000 There was a kidnapping, right? 830 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:38,500 Yes. There was a kidnapping, that's true. But... 831 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:49,000 And I'm looking at these pictures of dogs... 832 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:52,100 - They're Labradoodles, actually. - They are dogs! 833 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:57,300 Why am I looking at pictures of dogs with guns pointed at their snouts? 834 01:03:57,300 --> 01:04:01,900 - Because they were kidnapped. - They're my babies. 835 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:06,300 Do you mean that I put an Amber alert out 836 01:04:06,300 --> 01:04:09,300 On Labra-fucking-doodles?! 837 01:04:09,300 --> 01:04:12,000 I never said they were my actual children. 838 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,000 It's just stupid, right..? 839 01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,600 - You sent me pictures of children. - No, I didn't. 840 01:04:18,600 --> 01:04:21,300 Oh, yes you did. 841 01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,000 Oh... Geez... 842 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:28,000 Damn, you asked for a picture, that was the first tone that i've found. 843 01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:32,600 This picture is not of the children clearly, it's of the dogs. 844 01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:36,700 Detective, we are very sorry about this. Aren't we, Alex? 845 01:04:36,700 --> 01:04:38,300 This is not my mistake. 846 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,000 Yes, we're sorry. 847 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:43,000 You're sorry? 848 01:04:44,633 --> 01:04:46,433 Are you fucking kidding me?! 849 01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:48,000 Our dogs were kidnapped. 850 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,200 And we still do need your help getting them back. 851 01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:53,900 Yeah, yeah... dog-napping that is, that's a crime, 852 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,800 Isn't that a crime? That's a crime. 853 01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:58,900 It's a horrible crime. 854 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:03,800 I'm glad you came to us. Kidnappings are our specialty. 855 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,000 I thought you were grief counselor. 856 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:11,000 We are, but if it doesn't work out, we gonna help you through the grief process. 857 01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,000 What's that supposed to mean? 858 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:18,000 I was speaking statistically, and you're not a statistic. Not yet. 859 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:23,000 Look, I'm just going to give to you, if you pardon the expression, straight 860 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:29,000 In these situations, most experts agree just pay the ransom. 861 01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:32,300 If we do that, then the kidnappers win. 862 01:05:32,300 --> 01:05:37,100 If you don't do it, you lose. 863 01:05:51,700 --> 01:05:54,300 Just got LAPD'd on # WhatABitch 864 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:59,000 Oh no, they did not... 865 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,000 Alright, there they are. 866 01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:35,200 So drop the money off at the appointed location and then back off, you got it? 867 01:06:35,200 --> 01:06:36,900 Yeah. 868 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:40,000 Richard. Bring them home. 869 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:44,000 I'll go, baby. I will. 870 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:48,000 Oh, dear God, can you just do this already? 871 01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:08,000 - He's not backing off, why isn't he backing off? - Jesus... 872 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,200 Hey? 873 01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:16,000 Back off, please, you have to back off, okay? 874 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:19,000 - All right, I'm right away. - Come on, let's go. Back off. 875 01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:22,000 You back off. 876 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:37,800 Jesus christ... 877 01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:41,000 Oh God, this is some guy in a cheap tracksuit. 878 01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:59,400 Oh, my babies, my dogs! 879 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:16,000 They are scared. No, no, no... 880 01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:19,000 - My kids... - Wait, where, what are you doing... 881 01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:22,000 Come here, come here! 882 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:28,500 - What is happening? - You're so sweet... 883 01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:35,300 - What is he doing? - He's stealing back our money! 884 01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:00,000 - Look what you did! - A dirty trick! 885 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:03,000 Are you kidding? 886 01:09:03,500 --> 01:09:05,200 Daddy's a hero! 887 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:18,300 Oh, shit! .. I think it's vomit. 888 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,000 Oh Jesus christ... 889 01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:08,000 I'm sorry, senora, but that man was crazy! 890 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:13,000 Yes, that crazy man fucked us royally. 891 01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:17,000 Okay. Here you go, thank you. 892 01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:19,000 Not at all, you idiot. 893 01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:25,000 That is the last time I hire an accomplice through the Internet. 894 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:27,000 Is it just me, or we never going to get our money back? 895 01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:30,200 Oh, we'll get it back, we just need to change our tactics 896 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,000 Oh, my God. 897 01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:38,700 You're not suggesting to put a hit out on them? 898 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:41,500 What? No. He's my half-brother. 899 01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:43,500 Oh no, of course not. 900 01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:46,000 No, we'll gonna do the decent thing. 901 01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,000 We'll send them into jail. 902 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:53,200 This must be so very hard for you. 903 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:58,000 Yes. It is. It's very, very difficult. 904 01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:03,900 It's about her dear brother, Alex Reardon. R-E-A-R-D-O-N. 905 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:07,000 And his husband, Richard Nearli 906 01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:10,000 They are ... 907 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,000 Gay thieves. 908 01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:18,500 Really? And what do they steal rainbows? 909 01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:27,200 They stole a million dollars from Jake and Chloe Jones. 910 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:29,500 And then... 911 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:34,200 Oh God, it's a lot harder than I thought it was gonna be... 912 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:40,200 They used the money to buy a luxury house in Silver Lake. 913 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:44,000 - How do you know this? - You've seen it, it's spectacular. 914 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,000 How do you know they stole the money? 915 01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:49,000 Oh, they told us. 916 01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:52,000 In confidence - which is why we're very conflicted by this . 917 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:56,300 Absolutely. I've have had acid reflux all morning. 918 01:11:57,000 --> 01:12:00,000 The money belongs to the orphans of Bhutan. 919 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:02,000 That's why we're here. 920 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:05,000 For the orphans of Bhutan? 921 01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:08,000 Yes, God bless them. 922 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:12,100 The LAPD is already investigating your adorable 923 01:12:12,100 --> 01:12:14,500 Brother and his lovely husband. 924 01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:18,600 And when the full extent of their little xaxa of crimes come to light, 925 01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:24,200 We are going to prosecute. To the fullest extent of the law. 926 01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:34,000 - Can I help you? - No, it's good. 927 01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:06,300 Bhutan... 928 01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:13,000 Oh, Jesus... 929 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:17,300 Richard! 930 01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:21,000 Holy shitl! Richard! 931 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:25,000 What? What's going on? Are you okay? 932 01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:27,500 I think Paige and Cooper killed Jake and Chloe. 933 01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:31,000 I believe that. 934 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:34,000 Look, they were in Bhutan, the same time Jake and Chloe were killed. 935 01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:36,000 Coincidence? I don't think so! 936 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:39,000 Do you really think your sister is capable of murder? 937 01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:41,500 Half sister. And check this out. 938 01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:44,000 Lindsay Lohan would be impressed. 939 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:47,000 Sorry... 940 01:13:47,700 --> 01:13:51,300 Turning in your family to the authorities - It's never easy. 941 01:13:51,300 --> 01:13:54,300 We tried to take the right road, when we kidnapped their dogs. 942 01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:59,000 That cash is here, and we'll find it too, once they're locked up. 943 01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:02,000 Yeah, but once they're arrested, won't the police search the house? 944 01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:12,000 Why didn't you bring that up before we went to the LAPD?! 945 01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:15,000 I just did It seems... that I... I mean, I thought... maybe... 946 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:16,500 Do you wanna a "Vic"? 947 01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:20,000 Yes! But I can't have one! 948 01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:22,000 Because I'm motherfuck pregnant! 949 01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:29,000 All of those people coming and going, day and night... 950 01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:32,000 We thought, they were getting treatment, it turns out they were getting high. 951 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:34,000 And another thing is bad enough 952 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:37,000 That we have to live in this hell hole, 953 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:40,000 Must we walk through dog shit to go to our home! 954 01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:42,000 Go out of the way ... Shut up! 955 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:20,900 Why do I feel like I've been violated? 956 01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:25,000 You're pregnant. 957 01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:29,600 We've recently have began to suspect that Paige and her husband... 958 01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:34,000 Are drug dealers and murderers. 959 01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:36,000 You're saying your sister is a killer? 960 01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:41,000 - She and her husband Cooper... C- O-O-P-E-R. 961 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:44,000 They were in Bhutan the same time Jake and Chloe were killed. 962 01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:46,000 How interesting. 963 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:49,000 - The sudden burst of conscience. - Well... 964 01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:52,000 Especially since they just told me that, 965 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:54,900 You bought your house with stolen money. 966 01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:58,000 They did what now? 967 01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:02,000 Those fuckers! ...Who we love. 968 01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:04,000 But it is not from their recycle bin. 969 01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:06,000 What difference does it make It's close enough. 970 01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:08,400 But it's not gonna smell the same. 971 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:12,000 I'm not asking them to sniff truffles. 972 01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:14,000 Vomit is vomit. 973 01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:23,000 - Hold. - Oh my God. Disgusting. 974 01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:26,000 Not you. Just your vomit. 975 01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:28,700 Okay, doggies, come and have a sniff. 976 01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:31,000 Here you go, doggies, have a sniff. 977 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,000 Oh damn. 978 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:01,300 Momma just got a riser. 979 01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:10,800 I don't, I wouldn't touch it. 980 01:17:11,500 --> 01:17:14,700 I suspect they two works, so I did a little checking. 981 01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:18,000 I found out that you recently made a cash deposit 982 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:21,000 Of almost a million dollars. 983 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:24,000 This raises big questions. 984 01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:28,000 Not just for me, but the IRS. 985 01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:31,000 - The IRS? - We can explain that. 986 01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:37,000 There's also been a complaint filled against you by something called "The Porpoise Purpose" 987 01:17:38,500 --> 01:17:40,600 Yeah, we had a bit of a run-in with them. 988 01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:45,000 What kind of person stops payment on a check to help dolphins? 989 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:48,000 Technically, they're porpoises. They are the people of the sea. 990 01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:50,000 And we' re very, very sorry. 991 01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:52,000 I got one more question for you. 992 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:55,000 What the hell do you think I am? 993 01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:58,000 - A detective. - Damn right I am. 994 01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:00,000 Do you know what that means? 995 01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:04,000 I'm not your nanny or your therapist or your bitch. 996 01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:11,000 I'm a detective with the fine organization that is the Los Angeles Police Department. 997 01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:13,000 - Yes, I think that's what he meant. - That's what I meant. 998 01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:16,000 So I'm gonna tell you how this is going to go down. 999 01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:18,000 I will look into your precious half sister, 1000 01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:24,000 And you - you're gonna make good on your "Porpoise Purpose." pledge 1001 01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:29,000 We would really like it, we would love to, but we can't. 1002 01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:36,000 Okay. Well. I'm off to the district attorney, and then to the IRS. 1003 01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:39,500 They are going to be interested in my investigation. 1004 01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:43,000 Especially your tweets. 1005 01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:45,800 - My tweets? - Yes. 1006 01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:47,200 Do you follow me? 1007 01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:50,000 A confession by social media - Very cutting edge, 1008 01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:52,000 Hashtag "guilty." 1009 01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:55,000 - You tweeted about this? - No! Of course not! 1010 01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:58,000 I... Yes, I did, I'm sorry. 1011 01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:00,000 Night now. 1012 01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:03,500 We have the cash. We took out a second. 1013 01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:09,000 Which we were coincidentally going to donate to the " Porpoise purpose." 1014 01:19:09,500 --> 01:19:13,000 Giving. Feels good, don't it? 1015 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:16,000 Paige! 1016 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:20,000 Paige, open this door! 1017 01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:24,000 They're gone. Where would they... 1018 01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:35,000 Those bastards, they took it. 1019 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:37,700 How can people be so goddman greedy? 1020 01:19:37,700 --> 01:19:41,300 Right. Greedy people who steal. 1021 01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:44,000 Who that remind you of? 1022 01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:46,200 Alex. 1023 01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:50,000 Come on, this is completely different. 1024 01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:52,000 Is it? How exactly? 1025 01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:54,000 Don't be like this, Alex. 1026 01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:57,800 We did all of this for the orphans and for the dogs. 1027 01:19:57,800 --> 01:20:00,000 - Richard, enough. - What? 1028 01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:01,300 You know that. 1029 01:20:01,300 --> 01:20:04,000 Can we just be honest with ourselves for once? 1030 01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:08,000 I just really wanted our house. 1031 01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:10,000 That's great , if we could afford it. 1032 01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:12,000 Well, we can. 1033 01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:14,000 Okay, maybe we can't. 1034 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:17,000 No, we definitely can't, and now we're gonna lose it, why? 1035 01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:21,000 Because your sister is an evil manipulative freak. 1036 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:25,000 Aside from that? It's a ... this obsession with you. 1037 01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:29,500 Me? Okay, okay, okay, so I'm the only one who wanted this? 1038 01:20:29,500 --> 01:20:33,000 It's like you're trying to prove something, it's like you want to be... 1039 01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:36,000 - Don't say it! - Straight. 1040 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:38,500 - Don't you dare say that to me! - It's true, isn't it? 1041 01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:42,000 - You have straight envy. - Me?! You're the one with straight envy. 1042 01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:46,000 You're the one who wants to adopt every orphan and stray dog, Angelina Jolie! 1043 01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:48,200 What's wrong with that? 1044 01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:51,000 Maybe I don't want that. 1045 01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:56,000 You don't want to adopt? Really? 1046 01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:59,000 - Alex, wait... - No, you tell me. Tell me right now. 1047 01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:02,700 Of course, I want kids. But... 1048 01:21:03,700 --> 01:21:08,800 I'm just afraid they're not gonna let us. Me. I'm afraid they're not gonna let me. 1049 01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:11,000 - What... - Well... 1050 01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:17,000 Think about it, it's been months, and we still haven't been approved. 1051 01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:19,000 Obviously not because of you... 1052 01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:26,000 I just thought that maybe - maybe... 1053 01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:29,000 I love you so much. 1054 01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:33,000 I don't want you to look at me one day 1055 01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:35,500 And figure out that I'm not perfect. 1056 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:47,000 I already know. 1057 01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:49,000 You do? 1058 01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:55,000 You haven't disappointed me. You couldn't, not really. 1059 01:21:57,000 --> 01:22:00,000 - I love you. - I love you too. 1060 01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:03,000 Let's get rid of this goddamn house. 1061 01:22:13,700 --> 01:22:18,800 So, they are ready to make an offer. It's low, but acceptable. 1062 01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:22,000 No, absolutely not. 1063 01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:25,600 Look on the bright side - We're keeping the property in the family. 1064 01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:28,000 Excellent, right? 1065 01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:31,500 Jealousy - it's a disease. 1066 01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:35,000 Get well soon, bitches. 1067 01:22:55,500 --> 01:22:58,000 - Hi. - Oh, hey. 1068 01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:01,000 First of all - we are so, so, so sorry. 1069 01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:03,000 Yes, very sorry. 1070 01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:05,000 What happened has nothing to do with how we feel about you, 1071 01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:07,000 Or your organization or the porpose. 1072 01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:09,000 It's our new favorite mammal. 1073 01:23:11,700 --> 01:23:13,500 - It's cute. - Thank you. 1074 01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:18,000 And so, we would like to make good on the donation that we promised... 1075 01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:22,000 In monthly installments. 1076 01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:24,000 Here. 1077 01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:28,500 Wait, where you're going? It's it? 1078 01:23:28,500 --> 01:23:30,500 Don't we get a thank you? 1079 01:23:30,500 --> 01:23:34,000 A thank you? It's one thing to make a million dollars donation. 1080 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:36,000 But then to give stolen money, 1081 01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:38,000 And then take it back, to buy a house? 1082 01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:41,500 And even though you're giving me a check for a one thousand dollars, 1083 01:23:41,500 --> 01:23:45,500 Just to avoid going to jail, you want a thank you? 1084 01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:51,000 We'd settle for a receipt. 1085 01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:58,200 - Ungrateful. - You think we'll get a receipt? 1086 01:24:00,400 --> 01:24:03,000 Oh Jesus, what happened? 1087 01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:09,000 We were robbed by very messy thieves! 1088 01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:13,000 Who would be stupid enough to rob us? 1089 01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:18,000 Someone stupid with acid reflex. 1090 01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:24,000 But we just told you who did this. 1091 01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:26,000 Yes, yes, I know. 1092 01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:30,000 It's with great difficulty that you implicated your beloved sister in law, right? 1093 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:33,000 No, it's not. She did this. 1094 01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:36,000 - And she should pay. - This evidence is circumstantial. 1095 01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:39,500 Just let us do our investigation, something else will turn up. 1096 01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:45,000 Do you have any idea what was taken? 1097 01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:47,000 Yeah... 1098 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:51,000 She took this. 1099 01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:53,000 This thing? 1100 01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:56,000 It's hideous. You should thank her. 1101 01:24:56,500 --> 01:24:59,000 " Hideous, you should thank her"... - I heard that. 1102 01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:10,000 Where did you find this? 1103 01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:12,500 It was inside Edendale when we bought the place. Why? 1104 01:25:12,800 --> 01:25:16,300 Because that it is the Kuntu Zangpo. 1105 01:25:16,300 --> 01:25:18,300 Ancient Bhutanese figurine. 1106 01:25:18,300 --> 01:25:22,000 Property of Bhutan's must Art collector 1107 01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:24,000 Who died five months ago. 1108 01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:28,000 Jake and Chloe, known for their humanitarian work 1109 01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:31,700 Were also smuggling artifacts out of the Orient 1110 01:25:31,700 --> 01:25:35,000 And they owed me a great deal of money. 1111 01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:38,000 And the Zangpo was to be payment. 1112 01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:40,000 So how much was it worth? 1113 01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:44,000 Something like that is priceless, of course, 1114 01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:47,000 But I do know a buyer, 1115 01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:50,000 Who is willing to pay 10 million dollars. 1116 01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:54,000 Are you telling me we had a 10 million dollar tchotchke, laying around our house? 1117 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:59,000 They took the Zangpo from you, and now you're going to help me get it back from them. 1118 01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:01,000 Hold on, we can't just go in there and steal it. 1119 01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:03,500 If you do I'll pay you one third of its value. 1120 01:26:03,500 --> 01:26:06,100 That's three million three thousand hundred dollars. 1121 01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:12,000 When do you want it? 1122 01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:21,000 Say hello to my little friends. 1123 01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:24,800 - All so pretty, aren't they? - Oh, I think I'm in love. 1124 01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:27,500 Hey guys! What's going on? 1125 01:26:27,500 --> 01:26:29,000 Richard, now is not the time. 1126 01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:32,200 We missed you too. We're all family, after all. 1127 01:26:33,000 --> 01:26:36,000 What do you think you're doing? No, no, no... it's not... 1128 01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:39,000 Look at this! 1129 01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:42,000 - It's The Kuntu Zangpo. - Fresh from our apartment. 1130 01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:44,400 Wait your apartment? I thought you said it was yours? 1131 01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:45,600 It is. 1132 01:26:45,600 --> 01:26:48,300 Richard, put that down right now or I am calling the police. 1133 01:26:48,300 --> 01:26:51,300 Oh, you want me to put it down? Alright. 1134 01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:54,400 Oh dear Jesus! - No! 1135 01:26:54,400 --> 01:26:56,600 What did you do?! 1136 01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:59,000 Cooper, Cooper. Cooper tablets. 1137 01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:03,300 You know, she has gastroesophageal reflux, what you doing to her, you freaks. 1138 01:27:03,300 --> 01:27:05,000 Chill, it's heartburn. 1139 01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:08,000 Chill? You fucking chill! 1140 01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:11,200 Hey, back off! Aren't you supposed to be pregnant? 1141 01:27:11,200 --> 01:27:12,200 You'll have the baby. 1142 01:27:12,200 --> 01:27:16,200 Well, I had a long day, so I think I'll just go. 1143 01:27:16,200 --> 01:27:18,400 Everyone calm down.Look. 1144 01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:21,400 - Oh, my gay God. - What there's another one? 1145 01:27:21,400 --> 01:27:23,000 Very amusing. 1146 01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:26,000 You didn't think we would break something, worth 10 million dollars, did you? 1147 01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:29,000 - What, 10? You charged me 12. - We are still negotiating. 1148 01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:30,500 Richard, give it to me. 1149 01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:34,000 - First, answer a few questions for us. - Give me a goddamn break. 1150 01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:36,000 - What you would do? - Try me. 1151 01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:38,300 Just tell him whatever the fuck he wants to hear. 1152 01:27:38,300 --> 01:27:40,700 Why did you go to Bhutan? 1153 01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:47,000 Jake and Chloe were going to give our money to those stupid orphans, 1154 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:50,500 So we followed them to Bhutan, to get it back, but it didn't work. 1155 01:27:50,500 --> 01:27:52,000 - So you killed them? - What? 1156 01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:55,000 We don't kill, we therapists, we help people. 1157 01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:58,000 - Yeah, by selling them drugs. - Drugs... 1158 01:27:58,000 --> 01:28:01,000 - Oh, my God. We'll talk later. - What? 1159 01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:03,000 - This is not true. - Really? 1160 01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:07,200 Jesus christ, fine, okay, we hop people up. 1161 01:28:07,300 --> 01:28:10,000 You have to, to go ahead in this town. 1162 01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:13,000 - I knew it. - Hand over the dragon! 1163 01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:16,200 Just wait one goddamn minute! 1164 01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:18,300 Sidney! 1165 01:28:18,300 --> 01:28:20,300 Why is this man pointing a gun at us? 1166 01:28:20,300 --> 01:28:22,100 I thought we were handling this. 1167 01:28:22,200 --> 01:28:24,000 Yes, you were. 1168 01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:26,800 Then I realized that you two have an issue with trust. 1169 01:28:27,500 --> 01:28:29,000 Give me the Zangpo. 1170 01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:31,000 Uh-uh, hold up, sweetheart. 1171 01:28:31,000 --> 01:28:34,000 You want that thing, you got to come through me. 1172 01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:36,000 Who the hell is he? 1173 01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:38,000 He's a buyer, Paige found on the Craig's list. 1174 01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:42,300 Well, I went over all Bhutan for that figurine, and I want it now. 1175 01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:45,500 You were there too? You killed them! 1176 01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:49,000 Well, the official story is, 1177 01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:52,300 I was driving over to meet them, and accidentally drove over them. 1178 01:28:52,300 --> 01:28:54,000 Twice? 1179 01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:58,100 In Bhutan they modify the cars for the disabled, it's a disgrace. 1180 01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:03,000 And all for nothing, because those two didn't have the Zangpo. 1181 01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:05,000 Jake was a liar. 1182 01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:08,000 Yeah try get them pay for a sick tree. 1183 01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:12,500 You know what, this is all very interesting, but I think I'll just take this... 1184 01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:17,000 Oh my God, you shot me, you butthole! 1185 01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:24,000 This is Italian! Oh my God, somebody call 911! 1186 01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:28,200 - My goodness. - Okay, that's it. 1187 01:29:28,200 --> 01:29:31,800 When Buddhists starts shooting people something is very seriously wrong! 1188 01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:34,000 - Give, give here! - Let go! 1189 01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:38,400 Oh no! 1190 01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:44,000 Oh, no, no! 1191 01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:49,000 You choose me over this sculpture. 1192 01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:52,000 Honey, you are my brother. 1193 01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:54,000 Oh, God, what have I done! 1194 01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:57,000 I am your brother, that's why I feel sorry... 1195 01:30:57,000 --> 01:31:00,300 - LAPD, nobody move !!! -... about throwing you in jail. 1196 01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:03,000 Take the paramedics here ASAP. 1197 01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:06,100 And maybe a coroner, too. You're alright? 1198 01:31:06,100 --> 01:31:07,900 - We're good. - What's going on here? 1199 01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:10,600 I'm wearing a wire. And guess who just confessed. 1200 01:31:10,600 --> 01:31:14,200 You're under arrest for illegal sale of prescription narcotics 1201 01:31:14,200 --> 01:31:19,200 And refusal to provide under court order to demolish one dead oak. 1202 01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:23,000 These people are ruthless! 1203 01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:25,800 They're a menace, that's what they are. 1204 01:31:25,800 --> 01:31:28,300 You know they shouldn't be allowed to be out on the streets, 1205 01:31:28,300 --> 01:31:30,300 Let alone to sell antiques. 1206 01:31:30,300 --> 01:31:33,600 I've seen back in my days, nothing but ... 1207 01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:37,500 I hope we can someday be a family again. 1208 01:31:38,000 --> 01:31:40,000 Me too. 1209 01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:46,300 And you start by getting us the best lawyer in Southern California. 1210 01:31:46,300 --> 01:31:49,200 Yes, preferably one who's not into buddhism. 1211 01:31:53,800 --> 01:31:56,700 You ... broke both sculptures. 1212 01:31:57,000 --> 01:32:00,000 You thrown away 10 million dollars. 1213 01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:03,800 You are insane. 1214 01:32:08,000 --> 01:32:10,000 Come with me. 1215 01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:20,000 Voilà. 1216 01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:23,000 The real Kunt Zangpo. 1217 01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:25,000 My god, there were three? 1218 01:32:25,000 --> 01:32:28,100 - Yeah. Well, the other two were fakes. - How do you know? 1219 01:32:28,100 --> 01:32:31,500 Well, this is the one that Jake and Chloe sent back from Bhutan, 1220 01:32:31,500 --> 01:32:33,500 Plus, it's older and dirtier. 1221 01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:36,200 And I Googled it. 1222 01:32:43,000 --> 01:32:49,000 BHUTAN 1223 01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:13,000 This school was built by donations from another American couple. 1224 01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:16,300 Perhaps you heard of them. 1225 01:33:16,489 --> 01:33:19,989 Honey, they really were good people. 1226 01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:24,000 We still mourn their passing... and wonder, 1227 01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:26,900 Who now will take their good work. 1228 01:33:30,000 --> 01:33:35,000 Hey, hey there. We know you. Kvinley? 1229 01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:37,000 We saw you on a movie. 1230 01:33:37,000 --> 01:33:40,900 - Alex, no, remember, this isn't him... - Oh my God, I'm sorry. 1231 01:33:41,500 --> 01:33:44,100 This is Kvinleya's brother, Kvinfey. 1232 01:33:44,100 --> 01:33:46,800 Hi. I'm Alex. 1233 01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:55,000 - This is Richard. - Hi, I'm Ri... 1234 01:34:02,000 --> 01:34:05,000 We actually have something for you. 1235 01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:12,500 Another Kuntu Zangpo, it can't be. 1236 01:34:27,000 --> 01:34:30,000 Thank you... thank you. 1237 01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:35,300 This will ensure that children for generations. 1238 01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:40,000 How can we ever thank you? 1239 01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:47,000 What do you say, honey? 1240 01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:51,000 Can you think of some way he could repay us? 1241 01:34:57,000 --> 01:35:00,300 Hey... how would you feel about going back to America with us? 1242 01:35:01,500 --> 01:35:04,000 Will you come home with us? - Yeah? 1243 01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:17,700 I think we gonna need to buy a house. 1244 01:35:25,500 --> 01:35:27,800 English Subtitles: Pinky and the Brain 100573