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Puis-je avoir un croissant? 10 00:01:06,346 --> 00:01:09,284 Uh, Gabby just ordered a croissant in French. 11 00:01:09,289 --> 00:01:12,718 I need to let her have it, right? One croissant, please. 12 00:01:13,526 --> 00:01:17,382 - I got you a coffee! - I got you a coffee! 13 00:01:17,879 --> 00:01:19,965 Hi! 14 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:25,376 - Freshly brewed. - Oh. 15 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:32,799 Look, I know we only have a minute, but Charlotte has 16 00:01:32,804 --> 00:01:34,960 a quick update on the field trip. 17 00:01:34,965 --> 00:01:36,883 Good news on the Botanic Gardens. 18 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:38,723 I was able to book the botany team 19 00:01:38,728 --> 00:01:40,428 that was profiled in "New York Magazine." 20 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:41,768 - I love that. - Wow! 21 00:01:41,773 --> 00:01:44,385 - That is so cool. - Or I could call my friend 22 00:01:44,390 --> 00:01:47,273 who runs this state-of-the-art animal shelter on City Island. 23 00:01:47,278 --> 00:01:49,620 After the tour, the kids play with the animals. 24 00:01:51,039 --> 00:01:53,034 - Okay, um... - That'll be fun! 25 00:01:53,039 --> 00:01:54,617 I'm an animal lover, too, 26 00:01:54,622 --> 00:01:58,635 but I did just spend three weeks chasing down these botanists, 27 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,448 and they're very hard to reach. 28 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:03,432 - One of whom is deaf, incidentally. - Of course, I get it. 29 00:02:03,437 --> 00:02:05,132 It was just a backup idea. 30 00:02:05,273 --> 00:02:06,813 I hadn't heard from you on this all week, 31 00:02:06,817 --> 00:02:08,351 so I thought you dropped the ball. 32 00:02:08,356 --> 00:02:10,078 Oh... 33 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:12,595 Charlotte's never dropped a ball in her life. 34 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:15,057 Check your spam, Deirdre. The whole chain is there. 35 00:02:15,062 --> 00:02:17,006 I think we should just lock down the botanists 36 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:19,117 and save the animal shelter for another date. 37 00:02:19,122 --> 00:02:21,226 Questions? No questions. 38 00:02:21,231 --> 00:02:22,773 I'm late. Have a great day. 39 00:02:22,778 --> 00:02:24,446 Bye! 40 00:02:24,451 --> 00:02:26,266 How do you do that? 41 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:28,690 I just pretend I'm talking to my documentary crew. 42 00:02:28,703 --> 00:02:31,664 Um, you're the only one I'd hire back, by the way. 43 00:02:31,669 --> 00:02:34,120 You're also the only one invited to Herbert's birthday dinner, 44 00:02:34,125 --> 00:02:36,776 - so, please, keep it on the QT. - On the 19th? 45 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:38,640 Harry and I are so excited, 46 00:02:38,645 --> 00:02:40,399 and we can't wait to invite you over soon 47 00:02:40,404 --> 00:02:42,406 to hang out with our little group of friends. 48 00:02:42,411 --> 00:02:45,328 How about Thursday? I just had something fall off my calendar. 49 00:02:45,501 --> 00:02:48,921 Thursday as in the day after the day after tomorrow? 50 00:02:48,926 --> 00:02:50,745 Wow, that's short notice. What was I thinking? 51 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:52,148 - You know what? - What? 52 00:02:52,153 --> 00:02:53,697 Thursday's fine. Let's do it. 53 00:02:53,702 --> 00:02:55,628 - How-how does 7 sound? - That's perfect. 54 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:57,113 - Okay! - Okay, I'll see you Thursday. 55 00:02:57,118 --> 00:02:58,537 Okay! 56 00:02:58,542 --> 00:03:00,039 - Oh, and, Charlotte? - Uh-huh? 57 00:03:00,044 --> 00:03:03,255 - Nothing fancy. It's just us. - Sure. 58 00:03:04,624 --> 00:03:06,846 Hi... Yes. 59 00:03:06,851 --> 00:03:08,605 Um, I just quickly need to cancel 60 00:03:08,610 --> 00:03:12,531 a colonoscopy appointment for Harry Goldenblatt at 10 AM Friday. 61 00:03:14,981 --> 00:03:17,000 - Morning. - Morning. 62 00:03:18,774 --> 00:03:22,125 Whoa, Mom, you reek of weed. 63 00:03:22,699 --> 00:03:25,390 - After all the shit you give me. - No, I don't. 64 00:03:25,395 --> 00:03:27,272 I just haven't showered yet. 65 00:03:27,453 --> 00:03:30,123 Miranda, c'mon, we're all grown-ups. 66 00:03:30,128 --> 00:03:31,706 We know pot when we smell it. 67 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,212 Yeah, you don't have to hide it. 68 00:03:33,217 --> 00:03:35,125 Especially now that it's legal. 69 00:03:35,398 --> 00:03:38,546 Carrie took Charlotte and me to a comedy concert last night, 70 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,594 and there were a lot of alternative types 71 00:03:40,599 --> 00:03:42,406 getting high all around us. That's all. 72 00:03:42,411 --> 00:03:46,012 Alternative types? Alternative to what? 73 00:03:47,148 --> 00:03:49,901 I'm not caffeinated enough for this conversation. 74 00:04:38,027 --> 00:04:41,026 Hey, hey! Look who it is! Caroline. 75 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:42,355 Good morning, Mr. Kouimelis. 76 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,112 Long time, no see. Welcome back. 77 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,351 - Dark, no sugar, right? - Exactly. 78 00:04:52,111 --> 00:04:54,205 - How've you been? - A-okay. 79 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:55,632 - How you been? - I'm good. 80 00:04:55,637 --> 00:04:57,820 You got married. You left the neighborhood, right? 81 00:04:58,148 --> 00:05:00,273 Huh. You like married life? 82 00:05:01,302 --> 00:05:03,367 Well... um... 83 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:07,125 he died... recently. 84 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:11,031 Oh no. Poor Caroline. 85 00:05:11,036 --> 00:05:13,640 He had a heart attack, unexpected. 86 00:05:14,261 --> 00:05:15,804 The coffee is free. 87 00:05:16,072 --> 00:05:17,382 And here... 88 00:05:20,682 --> 00:05:24,156 - Take a roll. - Aw... thank you. 89 00:06:07,366 --> 00:06:09,452 I thought he would be there. 90 00:06:09,613 --> 00:06:12,158 I mean, I knew he couldn't be, but when I walked in the door, 91 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:13,617 I was thinking about something else, 92 00:06:13,622 --> 00:06:17,084 and just... for a second, I forgot. 93 00:06:19,824 --> 00:06:21,656 - I'm selling our apartment. - Really? 94 00:06:21,660 --> 00:06:23,287 - Are you sure? - Mm-hm. 95 00:06:23,462 --> 00:06:25,003 Because what do they say? You should never make 96 00:06:25,007 --> 00:06:26,383 a major decision when you're... 97 00:06:26,388 --> 00:06:29,183 Halt. Hungry, angry... 98 00:06:29,188 --> 00:06:30,885 Lonely or tired. 99 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,460 Right. Halt. 100 00:06:32,465 --> 00:06:34,213 Nope, nope, nope. I am all action. 101 00:06:34,218 --> 00:06:36,815 I gave the Peloton to one of the doormen, 102 00:06:36,820 --> 00:06:39,107 I contacted a realtor, so... 103 00:06:40,061 --> 00:06:41,737 Whew! Next topic. 104 00:06:41,742 --> 00:06:43,929 - Okay, well... - Okay. 105 00:06:43,934 --> 00:06:46,734 I am planning a last-minute dinner party 106 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:48,741 for LTW and her husband, 107 00:06:48,746 --> 00:06:51,570 and I really want you both to be there... 108 00:06:51,575 --> 00:06:54,455 but only if you're feeling up to seeing people, Carrie. 109 00:06:54,460 --> 00:06:57,161 I see people all day long. I live in a city. 110 00:06:57,173 --> 00:06:59,843 - Sorry. - No, I'm sorry. I'm just kidding. 111 00:06:59,848 --> 00:07:02,726 - I'm kidding. Of course, I'll be there. - Thank you. 112 00:07:02,731 --> 00:07:05,234 - Miranda? - Well, I will be there, 113 00:07:05,239 --> 00:07:06,750 unless it's tomorrow night 114 00:07:06,755 --> 00:07:09,609 because I'm having dinner with my law professor. 115 00:07:09,614 --> 00:07:12,218 Wow, that's, that's quite a... quite the turnaround, 116 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:13,687 I know, right? 117 00:07:13,692 --> 00:07:15,152 I killed it in class today, 118 00:07:15,157 --> 00:07:17,304 arguing a point about motherhood 119 00:07:17,309 --> 00:07:18,891 and inequality in the workplace, 120 00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:21,315 and she wants to talk about it more over dinner. 121 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:22,905 Well, that must have been some argument 122 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,398 if you got a dinner date out of it. 123 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:26,566 Hm, I'm gonna order another one of th... 124 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:27,947 Should we just get a bottle? 125 00:07:27,952 --> 00:07:29,871 No, no bottle. 126 00:07:29,876 --> 00:07:31,716 - We're, we're fine like this. - Okay. 127 00:07:49,551 --> 00:07:52,312 Seema. That's such a pretty name. 128 00:07:52,317 --> 00:07:54,789 - It means "boundary" in Hindi. - Oh. 129 00:07:54,794 --> 00:07:57,171 Which is hilarious because I have none. 130 00:07:57,176 --> 00:07:59,932 I need to know more about this wallpaper. It's stunning. 131 00:07:59,937 --> 00:08:03,102 - Oh... - Such rich, interesting colors. 132 00:08:03,107 --> 00:08:07,111 Yes, well, my, um, my husband wasn't a great fan of beige. 133 00:08:07,116 --> 00:08:09,422 It's gorgeous. It's all gotta go. 134 00:08:11,756 --> 00:08:15,109 People need to be able to picture themselves living here, 135 00:08:15,114 --> 00:08:16,696 and it's hard to do that with your interesting 136 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:19,055 brutalist coffee table screaming, "I'm not you." 137 00:08:19,060 --> 00:08:21,487 - It's gotta go. - Well, do we really... 138 00:08:21,492 --> 00:08:24,332 We really have to do, like all of it? 139 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,714 Don't we just need to find a buyer with vision? 140 00:08:26,719 --> 00:08:29,086 Buyers aren't that complex, Mrs. Preston. 141 00:08:29,091 --> 00:08:31,367 - They're like dogs with money. - Oh. 142 00:08:31,719 --> 00:08:35,031 - Walk with me. - Oh, what else would I do? 143 00:08:36,062 --> 00:08:38,523 Lovely. It's all gotta go. 144 00:08:38,738 --> 00:08:41,807 I know you've suffered a loss, Mrs. Preston. 145 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:42,812 - Carrie. - Carrie. 146 00:08:42,817 --> 00:08:44,370 And I can do this at whatever pace 147 00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:46,687 you're comfortable. Fast, slow, tomorrow, 148 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,653 - yesterday... - How's the day before yesterday? 149 00:08:50,742 --> 00:08:52,193 And you won't have to lift a finger. 150 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:55,618 My movers are brilliant. They're in and out like ninjas. 151 00:08:55,623 --> 00:08:58,710 They move Picassos, so your things are gonna be fine. 152 00:08:58,715 --> 00:09:00,469 Uh, no offense to your things. 153 00:09:01,981 --> 00:09:03,899 And what's in here? 154 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:08,381 Okay... this closet... 155 00:09:08,386 --> 00:09:10,597 Seema, wait a second. 156 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:13,379 I have something important to say. 157 00:09:14,376 --> 00:09:16,320 No one touches the shoes. 158 00:09:17,393 --> 00:09:21,146 I totally get it. I've named all my purses. 159 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:24,188 - Meet Lorraine. - Oh, how do you do? 160 00:09:24,976 --> 00:09:27,945 This spa bathroom? Insane. 161 00:09:27,950 --> 00:09:29,772 This may be the first apartment I sell 162 00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:32,149 with just a photo of the bathroom. 163 00:09:32,154 --> 00:09:33,154 Oh, wow. 164 00:09:33,235 --> 00:09:35,542 You know what could pull this whole area into focus? 165 00:09:35,547 --> 00:09:37,549 A Peloton. 166 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:42,292 - What? - Oh, it's, um... it's a long story. 167 00:09:42,297 --> 00:09:44,047 I don't know, maybe for another time. 168 00:09:44,052 --> 00:09:46,774 I'm actually supposed to be in Midtown in 20 minutes. 169 00:09:46,779 --> 00:09:47,945 Let's go. 170 00:09:48,274 --> 00:09:50,472 I've got enough to talk to the stagers about. 171 00:09:50,477 --> 00:09:52,967 I'll drop you off. My driver's right downstairs. 172 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:55,128 Ooh! 173 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,388 Okay... 174 00:09:59,814 --> 00:10:03,217 - Do you smoke? - Well, not when anyone can see me. 175 00:10:03,222 --> 00:10:05,911 - You? - Used to. 176 00:10:06,342 --> 00:10:08,427 - Another life. - Mm-hm. 177 00:10:10,458 --> 00:10:13,652 - Got a cigarette? - Are you sure? 178 00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:16,656 - I've quit 14 times. - Just one. 179 00:10:16,661 --> 00:10:18,487 It's been a rough couple weeks. 180 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:19,864 Here. 181 00:10:19,978 --> 00:10:21,021 Thank you. 182 00:10:25,241 --> 00:10:28,434 47th between 5th and 6th, Rocco. 183 00:10:42,264 --> 00:10:44,992 - The podcast socials suck. - Don't mince words, Chloe. 184 00:10:44,997 --> 00:10:47,892 I won't. Suck, stink, shit the bed. 185 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:50,351 You all need to post like your life depends on it. 186 00:10:50,356 --> 00:10:52,480 Che's the only one consistently pushing. 187 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,122 Yeah, 'cause my life depends on it. 188 00:10:54,802 --> 00:10:57,278 - And you, Carrie. - Me? 189 00:10:57,283 --> 00:10:58,951 You didn't have a lot of followers to begin with, 190 00:10:58,955 --> 00:11:00,790 but you haven't posted in three weeks. 191 00:11:00,795 --> 00:11:02,422 Three weeks. 192 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:04,731 This is death on social media. 193 00:11:04,736 --> 00:11:07,155 Your Instagram is pretty much a corpse. 194 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:10,606 Chloe, that's enough, Chloe. She gets it. 195 00:11:11,778 --> 00:11:16,258 Oh, fuck me, fuck! I'm so, so sorry. 196 00:11:16,263 --> 00:11:18,028 Chloe, like, read the room. 197 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:19,905 We don't need to make it a thing. 198 00:11:19,910 --> 00:11:21,664 I mean, you're being so insensitive, dude. 199 00:11:21,669 --> 00:11:24,364 - It's fine. - Jackie, don't make this about us. 200 00:11:24,369 --> 00:11:26,246 It was fun while it lasted. 201 00:11:26,251 --> 00:11:28,753 Carrie, girl... I'm sorry for your loss. 202 00:11:28,757 --> 00:11:30,434 Get your socials up. 203 00:11:31,401 --> 00:11:33,184 See you Friday. 204 00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,269 You know what? 205 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:39,192 What is happening? 206 00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:41,446 What kind of person ghosts somebody they're gonna see 207 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,045 again the next day? I mean, who does that? 208 00:11:43,049 --> 00:11:47,493 Why don't you wash your bath towels more than once a year? 209 00:11:47,967 --> 00:11:49,787 Fucking kindergartener. 210 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,661 I wash my bath towels, all right! 211 00:11:51,666 --> 00:11:54,054 Dude, you are so insensitive, and not just to me. 212 00:11:54,059 --> 00:11:55,501 What you just said to Carrie... 213 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:57,208 - Young love. - Not so young. 214 00:11:57,213 --> 00:11:59,298 Not so love. 215 00:12:01,191 --> 00:12:05,010 Oh, man. If that was me Chloe was goin' off on, 216 00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:06,809 I would've totally played the death card 217 00:12:06,814 --> 00:12:08,739 just to shut her down. 218 00:12:08,744 --> 00:12:11,813 Oh, I'm saving it for when she tells me I have to go back on Twitter. 219 00:12:13,395 --> 00:12:15,901 Don't I have a colonoscopy the next day? 220 00:12:15,906 --> 00:12:17,032 Not anymore, you don't. 221 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:19,150 This dinner is too important. 222 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,823 Right now, Lisa and I are mom friends, 223 00:12:20,828 --> 00:12:22,955 but I want us to be real friends. 224 00:12:23,195 --> 00:12:24,738 And they are an impressive couple. 225 00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:27,455 - We are gonna have to bring it. - Okay. 226 00:12:28,695 --> 00:12:30,948 I invited Carrie for fashion, 227 00:12:31,163 --> 00:12:32,872 Miranda for politics, 228 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,379 Stanford and Anthony... gay, 229 00:12:35,384 --> 00:12:38,387 the Shapiros, the Downeys. 230 00:12:38,392 --> 00:12:40,380 - Bringin' out the big guns. - Mm-hm. 231 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,512 And I've got room for one more couple. 232 00:12:42,545 --> 00:12:45,122 - How about the Tates? - Hmm. 233 00:12:45,127 --> 00:12:47,270 They're sweet, but... 234 00:12:47,275 --> 00:12:49,319 they're just kind of vanilla. 235 00:12:51,276 --> 00:12:52,802 Oh no. 236 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,263 What? 237 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,100 Everyone I've invited... is vanilla. 238 00:12:58,692 --> 00:13:02,526 The Wexleys can't be the only Black couple at the dinner. 239 00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:04,443 They're gonna think we don't have any Black friends. 240 00:13:04,447 --> 00:13:07,114 Why don't you just ask the Jenkins in 4C? 241 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:11,874 The Jenkins! Yes, yes, I love the Jenkins, yes! 242 00:13:11,879 --> 00:13:15,925 - We just had that great brunch. - Two years ago. 243 00:13:16,165 --> 00:13:18,528 But we lost a year to COVID. 244 00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:20,723 I'm gonna text her right now. 245 00:13:24,206 --> 00:13:26,878 - Oh, Charlotte, hi. - Hello, Shelly. 246 00:13:26,883 --> 00:13:29,959 - What a beautiful sweater. - Thank you. 247 00:13:29,964 --> 00:13:31,713 I just wanted to check in, 248 00:13:31,718 --> 00:13:34,808 and make sure that you had received the texts I sent earlier. 249 00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:37,066 I did... All four of them. 250 00:13:37,071 --> 00:13:39,230 Oh, I thought I sent two. 251 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,195 You know, I've gotta get my phone checked. 252 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,247 It just goes rogue sometimes. 253 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,064 So will you be able to join us for dinner? 254 00:13:47,345 --> 00:13:49,583 Oh, well, as I said in my text, 255 00:13:49,588 --> 00:13:52,122 - we would love to join... - Great! Terrific! 256 00:13:52,127 --> 00:13:54,322 But we already have a dinner Thursday. 257 00:13:54,327 --> 00:13:57,122 Oh, right, but you know what I was thinking? 258 00:13:57,127 --> 00:14:00,876 Maybe you and David could pop in before your dinner for drinks. 259 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:03,248 You know, just pop in, say hi. 260 00:14:03,253 --> 00:14:04,254 We'll do it another time. 261 00:14:04,259 --> 00:14:05,594 Oh, but we always say 262 00:14:05,599 --> 00:14:07,009 we'll do it another time. 263 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,642 Let's just... get her done. 264 00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:12,601 I'll tell you what, you text me 265 00:14:12,606 --> 00:14:15,015 when you know that you definitely can't come, 266 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,564 and in the meantime, 267 00:14:16,569 --> 00:14:20,114 that is just the most lovely sweater. 268 00:14:20,119 --> 00:14:22,228 - Where'd you get it? - J.Crew. 269 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,733 Well, it is just gorgeous. 270 00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:27,157 Have a great rest of your day. 271 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,204 Are you still in touch with that artist you dated? 272 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,581 Who do you mean? The performance artist with the big, juicy ass? 273 00:14:38,585 --> 00:14:42,072 - God no, I forgot about him. - I didn't. Like two canned hams. 274 00:14:42,077 --> 00:14:44,723 No, I'm talking about that painter. 275 00:14:44,728 --> 00:14:46,598 Oh, you mean the hot Black guy. 276 00:14:46,603 --> 00:14:51,640 Anthony, he is more than just his race. He is a person... 277 00:14:51,645 --> 00:14:54,184 and, yes, that is who I was referring to. 278 00:14:54,189 --> 00:14:56,801 I was thinking of inviting him to the Wexley dinner party. 279 00:14:56,806 --> 00:15:00,056 LTW has a collection of African-American artists. 280 00:15:00,061 --> 00:15:01,431 Outta luck, princess. 281 00:15:01,436 --> 00:15:03,957 Stanford lit my old address book on fire one night. 282 00:15:03,962 --> 00:15:06,150 You want me to ask Juan, one of my delivery guys? 283 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,616 He's Colombian, but ethnically ambiguous. 284 00:15:08,621 --> 00:15:11,876 - Goodbye, Anthony. - Goodbye! 285 00:15:13,145 --> 00:15:16,017 - Deirdre... Hi! - Oh, hi! 286 00:15:16,022 --> 00:15:18,238 - I was just gonna text you. - Oh! 287 00:15:18,243 --> 00:15:20,664 By any chance, are you and Geoff 288 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,327 free for dinner tomorrow night? 289 00:15:22,332 --> 00:15:24,024 Who's Geoff? 290 00:15:24,029 --> 00:15:27,512 - Your husband? - Oh. It's pronounced "Joff." 291 00:15:27,517 --> 00:15:31,300 - Oh. - So last minute, but yes. 292 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,649 Lovely. I'll call Geoff to make sure. 293 00:15:34,013 --> 00:15:36,930 Charlotte, oh my God, I'm so sorry. 294 00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:38,415 We can't come tomorrow night. 295 00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:40,044 My mother-in-law invited us to the symphony, 296 00:15:40,048 --> 00:15:41,661 and Herbert didn't tell me till this morning 297 00:15:41,665 --> 00:15:43,400 because as he said, he didn't wanna hear me 298 00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:45,893 bitch about it all week, and he's not wrong. 299 00:15:45,898 --> 00:15:49,026 Of course, I get it. Mother-in-law drama. 300 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,861 Our dinner will happen when it happens. 301 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,524 No rush at all. 302 00:15:52,529 --> 00:15:53,821 Thank you for understanding. 303 00:15:53,826 --> 00:15:56,116 - We'll talk later. - Okay! 304 00:15:56,970 --> 00:16:00,120 Okay, Geoff and I are definitely in for tomorrow night. 305 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:03,957 Harry has a colonoscopy on Friday morning, 306 00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:05,834 and I completely forgot. 307 00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:08,149 See? I'm not crazy. 308 00:16:08,154 --> 00:16:10,417 You do drop balls every now and then. 309 00:16:10,422 --> 00:16:14,696 You got me. Apologies to, to Geoff. 310 00:16:20,775 --> 00:16:23,811 Uh, sir, I'm not tryin' to be unreasonable, 311 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:28,691 but that guy who just left with the doggy bag came in after us. 312 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,651 - Am I right about that? - Yeah, I think so. 313 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:33,242 With the straw hat? Um, it's Nya Wallace. 314 00:16:33,247 --> 00:16:35,392 7:30, party of two. Would you check again? 315 00:16:35,397 --> 00:16:39,019 I'm sorry, again. We have no record of your reservation in the system. 316 00:16:39,024 --> 00:16:44,044 But, uh, I do have a record of the reservation right here. 317 00:16:44,049 --> 00:16:46,644 Mm-hm, yeah, you've shown me that already three times, 318 00:16:46,649 --> 00:16:49,767 but see, it's not in my system. 319 00:16:50,907 --> 00:16:52,549 Okay, well, then let's just ignore the evidence, 320 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,676 and say I don't have a reservation. I mean, it's possible. 321 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,665 I've made mistakes in my life... 322 00:16:56,670 --> 00:16:58,804 uh, most recently comin' into this restaurant. 323 00:17:00,345 --> 00:17:02,391 What are we gon' do about it, though? 324 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,982 You know, there are a couple of cute places pretty near here. 325 00:17:04,987 --> 00:17:06,946 Miranda, I'm 37 minutes into this trial. 326 00:17:06,951 --> 00:17:08,647 - I am not leaving without a win. - Got it. Yeah. 327 00:17:08,651 --> 00:17:10,695 One second. 328 00:17:11,954 --> 00:17:14,957 Found you. You did make a 7:30 reservation... 329 00:17:14,962 --> 00:17:17,870 - Thank you. - ... at our San Francisco location. 330 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,622 Should I call 'em and tell 'em 331 00:17:20,627 --> 00:17:22,003 we're gonna be a little bit late? 332 00:17:22,244 --> 00:17:24,371 - I'll get to you. - Okay, thank you. Thank you. 333 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,119 Sateesh, party of two. 334 00:17:26,502 --> 00:17:29,173 I am so sorry. That was totally not me. 335 00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:32,223 No, that is so, usually, exactly me. 336 00:17:32,228 --> 00:17:36,456 I'm just so hopped up on all these, um, fertility drugs. 337 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,840 Yeah, it's messin' with my everything. 338 00:17:38,846 --> 00:17:42,392 Oh, okay. Yeah, I know how hard that can be. 339 00:17:42,397 --> 00:17:44,513 Wait, you've been through this? 340 00:17:44,518 --> 00:17:45,565 Water for you ladies. 341 00:17:45,569 --> 00:17:47,238 Thanks. You have kids? 342 00:17:47,243 --> 00:17:50,063 No and yes. No to IVF. 343 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:53,192 Yes, I have a 17-year-old son named Brady. 344 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:57,701 I have a, a good friend who went through hell with IVF. 345 00:17:57,706 --> 00:17:59,042 - That's how I know. - Yeah, well, this is 346 00:17:59,046 --> 00:18:00,335 my second trip to hell. 347 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:02,300 My, uh, first one didn't take... 348 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,127 which, uh... 349 00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:08,720 is privileged information between professor and student, 350 00:18:08,725 --> 00:18:10,793 and, as a reminder, I do have the power to fail you. 351 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:14,377 Oh, not, not unethical at all. 352 00:18:14,838 --> 00:18:16,940 Um... 353 00:18:16,945 --> 00:18:19,697 and so, this is the part you tell me where it'll all be worth it. 354 00:18:19,702 --> 00:18:21,762 Counselor, I think you're leading the witness. 355 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,807 Miranda Hobbes, are you about to tell me 356 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:25,763 that motherhood isn't worth it? 357 00:18:25,768 --> 00:18:28,916 Um... it depends on the day. 358 00:18:29,047 --> 00:18:31,967 Like today, when my son called me a bitch 359 00:18:31,972 --> 00:18:33,888 because I sent his girlfriend home, 360 00:18:33,893 --> 00:18:35,838 and forced him to do his homework. 361 00:18:35,843 --> 00:18:38,487 - 100% not worth it. - No. No, it's not worth it. 362 00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,202 No. 363 00:18:40,207 --> 00:18:42,752 Haven't heard that side of the argument. 364 00:18:42,757 --> 00:18:43,784 Menu for you. 365 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,786 - But if having a baby is... - And you. 366 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,971 Is really what you want... Thank you. 367 00:18:48,318 --> 00:18:51,627 It will be way more than 100% worth it. 368 00:18:51,979 --> 00:18:54,336 Great, but I don't need a hard sell, right? 369 00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,552 I'm gettin' that from society, from my friends, 370 00:18:56,557 --> 00:18:58,966 my family, uh, my house cleaner. 371 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,348 - You need a new house cleaner. - Yeah. 372 00:19:02,818 --> 00:19:04,784 Okay, here's the thing. 373 00:19:06,139 --> 00:19:09,299 I don't know why I'm tellin' you this, probably the hormones but, um... 374 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,860 when my last round of IVF didn't go through... 375 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:14,564 um... 376 00:19:16,219 --> 00:19:18,760 I felt a huge wave of relief. 377 00:19:21,963 --> 00:19:25,492 And listen, my husband and I, we love our life. 378 00:19:26,237 --> 00:19:28,917 I mean, nobody's life is perfect, but, my life... 379 00:19:28,922 --> 00:19:31,341 is really fuckin' close, right? 380 00:19:31,659 --> 00:19:33,080 But then, I... 381 00:19:34,649 --> 00:19:37,838 I'm also afraid that if I don't have a child, 382 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,580 I'm gonna regret it one day. 383 00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,901 You know, the thing about regret 384 00:19:44,161 --> 00:19:47,779 is that having a child doesn't take it away. 385 00:19:47,784 --> 00:19:48,784 Thank you. 386 00:19:50,175 --> 00:19:53,971 There are always gonna be these roads not taken, right? 387 00:19:54,958 --> 00:19:57,503 I mean, I... 388 00:19:57,633 --> 00:19:59,844 There was a woman in my class at Harvard. 389 00:19:59,849 --> 00:20:04,002 Not a Rhodes Scholar. She never married. She never had kids. 390 00:20:04,752 --> 00:20:06,199 She's a federal judge now. 391 00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,916 - Who goes home to an empty house. - God! 392 00:20:10,495 --> 00:20:12,622 There are so many nights 393 00:20:12,627 --> 00:20:15,213 when I would love to be a judge, 394 00:20:15,398 --> 00:20:17,916 and go home to an empty house. 395 00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,134 Hmm. 396 00:20:21,423 --> 00:20:23,982 And then, I see my son and I'm glad. 397 00:20:26,879 --> 00:20:30,011 And then, I see his dirty underwear on my kitchen floor... 398 00:20:30,016 --> 00:20:31,350 - No. - ...and I'm mad. 399 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,023 Yeah, I could see that. 400 00:20:35,387 --> 00:20:39,183 - So you can't have it all? - No... 401 00:20:39,188 --> 00:20:40,982 you can. 402 00:20:41,010 --> 00:20:43,185 It's just really fuckin' hard. 403 00:20:46,348 --> 00:20:48,177 Is that your closing argument? 404 00:20:50,047 --> 00:20:51,507 Your honor... 405 00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,545 if this round of IVF works... 406 00:20:56,624 --> 00:21:00,587 you're gonna love motherhood every second. 407 00:21:01,951 --> 00:21:03,257 Why don't we get another round of drinks? 408 00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:05,568 - Why don't we? - Yeah. 409 00:21:05,903 --> 00:21:08,762 Mmm, I'm not very open to this open house. 410 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,552 "Mad Max" meets "Dances With Wolves." 411 00:21:11,814 --> 00:21:13,998 I think I used to date the guy who lives here. 412 00:21:14,003 --> 00:21:15,615 - Really? - Well, generally speaking, 413 00:21:15,628 --> 00:21:16,937 I feel like back in the '90s, 414 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,657 we all dated the 50-year-old guy who lives here. 415 00:21:19,662 --> 00:21:21,224 I'm still dating them. 416 00:21:21,775 --> 00:21:24,194 By the way, feel free to introduce me 417 00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:27,052 to any available men that you know with a good heart. 418 00:21:27,057 --> 00:21:29,407 Even if they're fixer-uppers. I can flip 'em. 419 00:21:29,412 --> 00:21:31,302 Oh, I bet you can. 420 00:21:31,307 --> 00:21:35,176 So, the motorcycle inside is for what? 421 00:21:35,181 --> 00:21:36,891 Those quick trips to the bathroom? 422 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,792 See, this is why you don't leave your furniture 423 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,132 in your place for the open house. 424 00:21:40,137 --> 00:21:42,139 - All right. - Okay. 425 00:21:42,144 --> 00:21:44,638 I'm gonna say goodbye to the realtor. Poor thing. 426 00:21:50,949 --> 00:21:53,869 - Great place, huh? - Oh! Oh, God. 427 00:21:54,312 --> 00:21:56,273 I'm considering making an offer. 428 00:21:56,278 --> 00:21:58,812 Recently divorced, and I'm movin' back downtown! 429 00:21:59,906 --> 00:22:01,935 You look like a downtown lady. 430 00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:04,607 - You wanna check out the bedroom? - Ooh, oh... 431 00:22:04,612 --> 00:22:08,366 - Let's go. We have to eat. - Oh, we have to eat. 432 00:22:08,587 --> 00:22:13,228 Ooh, I was about to flee on the motorcycle. 433 00:22:13,233 --> 00:22:15,402 - Who was that? - My worst nightmare. 434 00:22:15,479 --> 00:22:17,439 You think that guy was your worst nightmare? 435 00:22:17,444 --> 00:22:19,154 - Check out this honey bun. - Mm! 436 00:22:20,565 --> 00:22:22,734 Profile says he's looking for fun. 437 00:22:22,739 --> 00:22:25,075 He should be looking for a shirt. 438 00:22:25,955 --> 00:22:29,213 Wait, please. There's so many more gems. 439 00:22:29,593 --> 00:22:31,416 How many dating apps are you on? 440 00:22:31,421 --> 00:22:32,797 How much time have you got? 441 00:22:32,806 --> 00:22:35,307 I started back in the day with OkCupid... 442 00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:36,851 - Uh-huh. - ... which was not okay. It was like 443 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,107 are you fucking with me, Cupid? 444 00:22:39,112 --> 00:22:41,924 Then, I moved to Tinder... 445 00:22:41,929 --> 00:22:44,017 where I met the guy who cried after sex. 446 00:22:44,022 --> 00:22:46,693 Oh, so he was too Tinder. 447 00:22:47,330 --> 00:22:51,453 I just want someone to create a dating site that's called, 448 00:22:51,458 --> 00:22:53,867 "Here's the man you've been searching for, Seema." 449 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,957 And you're never married? Not divorced? 450 00:22:55,962 --> 00:22:57,861 No, happily not divorced. 451 00:22:58,337 --> 00:23:02,221 Well, I think it's great that you're still putting yourself out there. 452 00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:05,286 Yes. Well, I am. 453 00:23:05,291 --> 00:23:07,679 Ooh, do you wanna split the cacio e pepe? 454 00:23:07,684 --> 00:23:09,525 - Mm-hm. - Mm. 455 00:23:12,331 --> 00:23:15,830 Lisa and Herbert run in an eclectic, diverse crowd. 456 00:23:15,835 --> 00:23:17,697 - Hmm. - But... right now, 457 00:23:17,702 --> 00:23:19,768 everyone is talking about Black literature. 458 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,640 You read the article I sent you, right? 459 00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:25,916 - Yep. - So name a few modern Black authors 460 00:23:25,921 --> 00:23:28,882 that every person is reading. 461 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:32,799 - Sadie Smith. - Zadie with a Z. 462 00:23:32,987 --> 00:23:35,906 Can't I just say I love Michelle Obama's book? 463 00:23:36,013 --> 00:23:38,265 I feel like you are not taking this seriously. 464 00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:40,725 Charlotte, I've been talkin' my whole life. 465 00:23:41,089 --> 00:23:43,217 Think I can handle a little dinner chit-chat. 466 00:23:45,596 --> 00:23:48,353 - Do I need it? - No. 467 00:23:50,998 --> 00:23:52,454 Harry! 468 00:23:55,029 --> 00:23:57,931 We lucked out when LTW canceled the other night, 469 00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:59,799 but that was our wake-up call. 470 00:24:00,790 --> 00:24:02,611 It is unacceptable that we do not 471 00:24:02,616 --> 00:24:04,433 have a more diverse friendship circle, 472 00:24:04,438 --> 00:24:06,596 so, tonight, bring your "A" game. 473 00:24:07,471 --> 00:24:10,502 - Oh God, you're sweating already. - Can't imagine why. 474 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,963 - Hi! - Come on in! 475 00:24:13,968 --> 00:24:15,825 I know you said not to bring any gifts, 476 00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:17,914 but we had to bring Herbert a little something. 477 00:24:17,919 --> 00:24:19,221 - Aww. - It's chocolate. 478 00:24:19,226 --> 00:24:21,294 It's really good with port, if he drinks. 479 00:24:21,299 --> 00:24:24,450 Oh, he drinks. He has to. He's married to this. 480 00:24:24,455 --> 00:24:25,672 Oh. 481 00:24:25,677 --> 00:24:27,878 Uh, I have to go apologize to the chef 482 00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,468 for something my mother-in-law just said about the appetizers. 483 00:24:30,473 --> 00:24:32,010 You all go mingle. 484 00:24:34,221 --> 00:24:36,928 - Wow! - Yes, 485 00:24:40,598 --> 00:24:42,916 Looks like we're the eclectic and diverse. 486 00:24:42,921 --> 00:24:44,536 Harry, Charlotte. 487 00:24:44,541 --> 00:24:47,068 - Hey! Happy birthday, big guy. - Happy birthday! 488 00:24:47,073 --> 00:24:48,356 Please, come join us. 489 00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:51,198 Oh, look. It's Gwen, Leo's mom. 490 00:24:52,510 --> 00:24:54,242 Hi, Gwen! 491 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:58,174 Hi! I haven't seen you since Leo transferred to Dalton. 492 00:24:58,179 --> 00:24:59,775 I'm not Gwen. 493 00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:02,549 But I know who you're talking about. 494 00:25:02,554 --> 00:25:05,135 This is Lisa's friend, Shawna. 495 00:25:07,096 --> 00:25:09,211 Anybody read the new Zadie Smith book? 496 00:25:28,221 --> 00:25:30,524 Hey, you know that part in "The Wizard of Oz" 497 00:25:30,528 --> 00:25:33,400 where the movie goes from sepia to color? 498 00:25:33,405 --> 00:25:36,744 - Yeah. - I'm experiencing that in reverse. 499 00:25:36,749 --> 00:25:37,749 What do you mean? 500 00:25:37,754 --> 00:25:39,241 My apartment is 501 00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:41,642 totally beige, everywhere. 502 00:25:43,696 --> 00:25:45,049 There's no sign of me. 503 00:25:45,054 --> 00:25:46,510 Sometimes, I look around this house 504 00:25:46,515 --> 00:25:48,981 and there's... no sign of me either. 505 00:25:48,986 --> 00:25:50,377 God, it's surreal. 506 00:25:50,939 --> 00:25:52,728 It's like we never lived here. 507 00:25:53,251 --> 00:25:56,712 Our life is just... gone. 508 00:25:56,717 --> 00:25:58,802 I'm so sorry for you, Carrie. 509 00:25:58,885 --> 00:26:01,197 I know... everyone is. 510 00:26:01,202 --> 00:26:05,123 Maybe that's why I'm drawn to Seema, my realtor, you know? 511 00:26:05,367 --> 00:26:07,912 When I'm with her, I can just, um... 512 00:26:07,917 --> 00:26:11,295 you know, pretend like none of the terrible stuff has happened. 513 00:26:11,496 --> 00:26:13,346 Well, she didn't know Big. 514 00:26:13,351 --> 00:26:14,853 Exactly. 515 00:26:14,858 --> 00:26:18,103 It's lunch and some laughs, which is kinda nice. 516 00:26:18,438 --> 00:26:20,777 - Should I be threatened? - Nah, it's probably 517 00:26:20,782 --> 00:26:22,742 more real estate than real. 518 00:26:25,681 --> 00:26:28,086 Oh, hell no. 519 00:26:28,091 --> 00:26:29,249 What? 520 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:31,291 The Peloton is back. 521 00:26:31,905 --> 00:26:34,033 Okay, I gotta get Big and go. 522 00:26:34,038 --> 00:26:36,158 You don't belong here anymore. 523 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:02,954 Ah. 524 00:27:05,003 --> 00:27:06,783 Thank you, everybody. 525 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:08,986 And what is it you do, Charlotte? 526 00:27:08,991 --> 00:27:12,036 Oh, um, I-I'm a full-time mom, 527 00:27:12,041 --> 00:27:15,216 and I'm active on the Events Committee at our daughter's school, 528 00:27:15,221 --> 00:27:17,172 and that is how Lisa and I met. 529 00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:20,575 Lisa and Charlotte are the Thelma and Louise of that parent group, 530 00:27:20,580 --> 00:27:23,470 except without the crime spree and the double suicide. 531 00:27:24,741 --> 00:27:26,743 Charlotte is just being modest. 532 00:27:27,014 --> 00:27:30,434 She's not just a stellar mom, and killing it at school, 533 00:27:30,439 --> 00:27:32,642 she's also on the board at The Met. 534 00:27:32,991 --> 00:27:35,648 So, you know art? 535 00:27:35,653 --> 00:27:38,025 Yes, yes. It's my passion. 536 00:27:38,030 --> 00:27:40,294 I used to run an art gallery a long time ago. 537 00:27:40,299 --> 00:27:43,674 My favorite Art is Art Smith... 538 00:27:44,059 --> 00:27:46,455 our financial adviser. 539 00:27:46,728 --> 00:27:49,371 He told me that my daughter-in-law there 540 00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:51,961 spent more money on these paintings 541 00:27:51,966 --> 00:27:54,501 than my husband, God rest his soul, 542 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:57,236 and I spent on our first house. 543 00:27:57,338 --> 00:27:58,838 All due respect, Mother, 544 00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:00,965 real estate isn't as costly in the Carolinas. 545 00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:03,515 I don't know about Carolina real estate, 546 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:07,097 but, in terms of art, I can't think of a better investment 547 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:09,771 - than what Lisa has selected here. - Really? 548 00:28:09,776 --> 00:28:14,156 The Gordon Parks photographs are amazing, 549 00:28:14,161 --> 00:28:16,247 and the one by Carrie Mae Weems. 550 00:28:16,252 --> 00:28:18,478 The collection includes Deborah Roberts, 551 00:28:18,483 --> 00:28:20,963 and, oh, Barkley Hendricks, 552 00:28:20,968 --> 00:28:23,405 and the early work by Derrick Adams, 553 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:26,955 which is like owning early sheet music by Beethoven. 554 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,255 - Oh. - And then, my personal favorite 555 00:28:29,260 --> 00:28:32,197 is the Mickalene Thomas in there. 556 00:28:32,202 --> 00:28:35,792 She did the very first portrait of First Lady Michelle Obama. 557 00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:38,010 I loved her book! 558 00:28:39,388 --> 00:28:42,382 So, I don't think that you and Mr. Art Smith 559 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,463 have anything to worry about. 560 00:28:44,780 --> 00:28:46,986 With the keen eye of Lisa, 561 00:28:46,991 --> 00:28:49,410 the family is in very good hands. 562 00:28:50,728 --> 00:28:52,650 Yes, we are. 563 00:28:53,251 --> 00:28:54,717 How about some birthday cake, and, uh, 564 00:28:54,721 --> 00:28:56,063 - my favorite port in the den? - Yeah. 565 00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:57,908 - Yeah? - Shall we? 566 00:28:59,390 --> 00:29:03,108 Oh, thank you, thank you, Thelma! 567 00:29:03,113 --> 00:29:04,317 Unless you wanna be Louise. 568 00:29:04,322 --> 00:29:06,876 Oh, no, I am definitely Thelma. 569 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,025 Just till I can figure out where you really want to be. 570 00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:46,799 Ah. 571 00:30:00,164 --> 00:30:01,783 _ 572 00:30:01,788 --> 00:30:03,596 _ 573 00:30:13,731 --> 00:30:17,087 - You're smoking? - Stanford's in Japan? 574 00:30:17,092 --> 00:30:18,577 ♪ Go, daddy, go ♪ 575 00:30:19,242 --> 00:30:20,741 That's Ashley, 576 00:30:20,746 --> 00:30:23,900 the 17-year-old Long Island TikTok star he manages. 577 00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:25,573 She's huge in Asia. 578 00:30:26,295 --> 00:30:28,363 She asked him to go on tour with her. 579 00:30:29,806 --> 00:30:33,647 I do not get her, but then, I'm old, gay... 580 00:30:33,844 --> 00:30:36,913 - and not Japanese. - Well, fine, good, sayonara, 581 00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:39,087 but why the dramatic note? 582 00:30:39,177 --> 00:30:42,222 "By the time you read this, I'll be in Tokyo." 583 00:30:42,227 --> 00:30:45,296 I mean, wh-wh-who is he? The lost Brontë sister? 584 00:30:45,301 --> 00:30:47,007 He said he couldn't bring himself to tell you 585 00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:49,222 he was leaving face-to-face after Big died. 586 00:30:49,227 --> 00:30:50,979 Right, and a, a note is so much more 587 00:30:50,984 --> 00:30:52,887 - compassionate. - Oh, you know Stanny. 588 00:30:52,892 --> 00:30:55,770 He hates to disappoint people... in person. 589 00:30:56,474 --> 00:30:59,792 Still, you know, if it... If something good 590 00:30:59,797 --> 00:31:01,648 is happening in one of my friends' lives, 591 00:31:01,653 --> 00:31:04,990 and I'm, I'm assuming he considers this good... 592 00:31:04,995 --> 00:31:06,577 I'd wanna know about it. 593 00:31:06,582 --> 00:31:10,493 You know, no, no matter what is going on in mine. 594 00:31:10,498 --> 00:31:12,959 Good news or bad, I'd wanna know. 595 00:31:12,964 --> 00:31:14,397 - Really? - Mm-hm. 596 00:31:14,402 --> 00:31:16,320 I got a letter, too. 597 00:31:16,325 --> 00:31:19,039 - He wants a divorce. - Oh. 598 00:31:21,264 --> 00:31:24,272 I don't get it. We were so happy. 599 00:31:24,952 --> 00:31:27,297 We had a great time at your dinner. 600 00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:29,637 - We loved everyone. - Oh, and everyone loved you. 601 00:31:29,642 --> 00:31:31,642 Thank you so much for having my back with Eunice. 602 00:31:31,647 --> 00:31:33,386 You're like the mother-in-law whisperer. 603 00:31:33,781 --> 00:31:35,825 Such a good friend. 604 00:31:36,365 --> 00:31:37,913 Well, I hope so. 605 00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:41,399 I have a confession to make. 606 00:31:42,103 --> 00:31:44,689 I was really panicked 607 00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:46,446 having you and Herbert over for dinner 608 00:31:46,451 --> 00:31:48,995 because I realized you would be the only Black couple there. 609 00:31:49,941 --> 00:31:53,111 Hmm... that's really crazy 610 00:31:53,116 --> 00:31:55,592 because I was worried that you and Harry would be nervous 611 00:31:55,597 --> 00:31:57,702 being the only white people at my dinner party. 612 00:31:57,910 --> 00:32:01,006 - Did we seem nervous? - He sweat through his suit. 613 00:32:01,975 --> 00:32:03,842 That's on me. 614 00:32:03,847 --> 00:32:06,006 I pushed him so hard. 615 00:32:06,011 --> 00:32:08,361 I just... I want to do everything right. 616 00:32:08,366 --> 00:32:10,584 - Good luck. - Seriously, 617 00:32:10,589 --> 00:32:12,655 I was so desperate this week... 618 00:32:13,023 --> 00:32:14,761 I invited Deirdre. 619 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,164 Okay, now you're doin' the wrong thing. 620 00:32:16,168 --> 00:32:17,991 How'd you get out of that? 621 00:32:18,419 --> 00:32:20,123 I pretended to drop a ball. 622 00:32:20,128 --> 00:32:22,268 - Took one for the team. - Mm-hm. 623 00:32:22,351 --> 00:32:23,561 Aww. 624 00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:27,607 Hello? Safe to come in? 625 00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:30,256 Is the open house closed? 626 00:32:30,261 --> 00:32:34,741 - Come on in. Coast is clear. - I got us some sushi. 627 00:32:34,905 --> 00:32:38,913 So tell me, uh, how did it go at the "Beige-a-palooza"? 628 00:32:39,186 --> 00:32:42,789 A lot of interest. One definite, two potential offers. 629 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,517 I might show it again next week 630 00:32:44,522 --> 00:32:46,748 just to drive the interest up even more. 631 00:32:46,753 --> 00:32:50,213 All right, so, um, so your magical moving worked, I guess. 632 00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:52,804 Always does. Oh, there was a little mishap. 633 00:32:52,809 --> 00:32:56,139 I was moving a photo into a drawer and the glass broke. 634 00:32:56,505 --> 00:32:59,569 - Which photo? - The one on your bedside table. 635 00:33:00,848 --> 00:33:02,600 I must've hit it on the corner, 636 00:33:02,605 --> 00:33:04,264 and it just shattered. 637 00:33:04,607 --> 00:33:07,064 - Why were you even touching it? - Well, it was a personal item, 638 00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:08,476 and you were supposed to tuck it away. 639 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,618 - It is a personal item. - No, I understand. 640 00:33:11,623 --> 00:33:13,378 - But it's only that... - You said they move Picassos, 641 00:33:13,382 --> 00:33:14,701 that nothing would get broken. 642 00:33:14,705 --> 00:33:17,490 And, unfortunately, this was my bad, not theirs, 643 00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:19,080 but it can be fixed. 644 00:33:19,294 --> 00:33:21,880 Only the glass is broken, the photo's intact, 645 00:33:21,885 --> 00:33:24,174 so I'll just replace the glass. 646 00:33:24,778 --> 00:33:27,627 You can't just replace the glass. 647 00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:30,581 That picture was on his side of the bed. 648 00:33:30,586 --> 00:33:33,047 He touched that glass all the time. 649 00:33:33,138 --> 00:33:36,453 You... the, the glass is not replaceable. 650 00:33:37,916 --> 00:33:40,062 Well... I'm sorry. 651 00:33:40,067 --> 00:33:41,768 Well, you don't seem very sorry. 652 00:33:41,773 --> 00:33:45,179 You're sitting there, you know, pretty casually. 653 00:33:45,401 --> 00:33:47,854 You know, "Oh, it just... We'll just replace the glass. 654 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:49,944 You know, it's not... No big deal. No worries." 655 00:33:49,949 --> 00:33:52,243 No worries? He was the, the love of my life. 656 00:33:52,248 --> 00:33:54,902 Actually... I'm not like that at all. I... 657 00:33:54,907 --> 00:33:57,968 Well, that's, that's how it seems to me. 658 00:34:00,590 --> 00:34:03,820 He's gone, it's broken, and no one can fix it. 659 00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:09,172 I am very sorry, I am. 660 00:34:09,177 --> 00:34:11,888 I assure you, I had no intention 661 00:34:11,893 --> 00:34:14,385 of being insensitive to your situation. 662 00:34:17,110 --> 00:34:18,875 Sometimes... 663 00:34:19,671 --> 00:34:23,226 people aren't aware of how insensitive they may seem... 664 00:34:24,484 --> 00:34:27,109 and, I guess, today that could apply to me. 665 00:34:28,106 --> 00:34:31,276 Or to you... at the restaurant the other day. 666 00:34:33,383 --> 00:34:35,492 Me? How was I insensitive? 667 00:34:37,074 --> 00:34:39,827 When we were talking about me dating, you said something like... 668 00:34:39,832 --> 00:34:41,583 Well, no, it wasn't "something like." 669 00:34:41,588 --> 00:34:45,583 I... remember exactly what it was. You said... 670 00:34:45,588 --> 00:34:48,758 "Well, it's great you're still putting yourself out there." 671 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:54,533 "Well, it's great you're still putting yourself out there. 672 00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:56,815 "Good for you, Seema, trying to find yourself a man 673 00:34:56,820 --> 00:34:59,640 to marry after all those years of no luck." 674 00:34:59,795 --> 00:35:01,547 No, no, that's not the way I meant it. 675 00:35:01,552 --> 00:35:03,929 You know, I'm sure, but that's how I heard it. 676 00:35:06,785 --> 00:35:09,156 If I'm being really honest... 677 00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:11,843 maybe you have a point, Carrie. 678 00:35:11,848 --> 00:35:13,933 Maybe there's a little part of me 679 00:35:13,938 --> 00:35:15,593 that doesn't feel sorry for you... 680 00:35:16,674 --> 00:35:19,278 'cause at least you found the love of your life 681 00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:23,327 and you had him for many wonderful years, and in my eyes, 682 00:35:23,332 --> 00:35:26,382 that is something worth still putting yourself out there for. 683 00:35:29,311 --> 00:35:30,854 I agree. 684 00:35:40,445 --> 00:35:42,573 Would you like some yellowtail? 685 00:35:43,704 --> 00:35:45,805 Is it from the place on Madison? 686 00:35:51,325 --> 00:35:53,539 And just like that... 687 00:35:53,917 --> 00:35:56,593 we began our real friendship. 688 00:35:58,718 --> 00:36:00,718 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.MY-SUBS.com 52316

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