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Yes, I'd like to quickly
confirm a colonoscopy
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for Harry Goldenblatt for Friday at 10.
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Sorry, I, I, I feel like I shouted that.
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- Here you go. Two nonfat lattes.
- Yes, thank you.
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I know, but if we want to submit
to Sundance, we gotta get moving.
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Two nonfat lattes, please. Thank you.
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- Mommy?
- Yes, baby.
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Je suis désolée, mère.
Puis-je avoir un croissant?
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Uh, Gabby just ordered
a croissant in French.
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I need to let her have it,
right? One croissant, please.
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- I got you a coffee!
- I got you a coffee!
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Hi!
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- Freshly brewed.
- Oh.
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Look, I know we only have
a minute, but Charlotte has
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a quick update on the field trip.
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Good news on the Botanic Gardens.
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I was able to book the botany team
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that was profiled in
"New York Magazine."
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- I love that.
- Wow!
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- That is so cool.
- Or I could call my friend
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who runs this state-of-the-art
animal shelter on City Island.
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After the tour, the kids
play with the animals.
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- Okay, um...
- That'll be fun!
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I'm an animal lover, too,
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but I did just spend three weeks
chasing down these botanists,
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and they're very hard to reach.
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- One of whom is deaf, incidentally.
- Of course, I get it.
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It was just a backup idea.
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I hadn't heard from
you on this all week,
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so I thought you dropped the ball.
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Oh...
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Charlotte's never dropped
a ball in her life.
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Check your spam, Deirdre.
The whole chain is there.
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I think we should just
lock down the botanists
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and save the animal
shelter for another date.
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Questions? No questions.
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I'm late. Have a great day.
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Bye!
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How do you do that?
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I just pretend I'm talking
to my documentary crew.
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Um, you're the only one
I'd hire back, by the way.
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You're also the only one invited
to Herbert's birthday dinner,
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- so, please, keep it on the QT.
- On the 19th?
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Harry and I are so excited,
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and we can't wait to
invite you over soon
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to hang out with our
little group of friends.
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How about Thursday? I just had
something fall off my calendar.
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Thursday as in the day
after the day after tomorrow?
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Wow, that's short notice.
What was I thinking?
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- You know what?
- What?
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Thursday's fine. Let's do it.
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- How-how does 7 sound?
- That's perfect.
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- Okay!
- Okay, I'll see you Thursday.
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Okay!
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- Oh, and, Charlotte?
- Uh-huh?
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- Nothing fancy. It's just us.
- Sure.
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Hi... Yes.
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Um, I just quickly need to cancel
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a colonoscopy appointment for
Harry Goldenblatt at 10 AM Friday.
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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Whoa, Mom, you reek of weed.
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- After all the shit you give me.
- No, I don't.
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I just haven't showered yet.
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Miranda, c'mon, we're all grown-ups.
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We know pot when we smell it.
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Yeah, you don't have to hide it.
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Especially now that it's legal.
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Carrie took Charlotte and me
to a comedy concert last night,
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and there were a lot
of alternative types
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getting high all around us. That's all.
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Alternative types? Alternative to what?
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I'm not caffeinated enough
for this conversation.
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Hey, hey! Look who it is! Caroline.
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Good morning, Mr. Kouimelis.
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Long time, no see. Welcome back.
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- Dark, no sugar, right?
- Exactly.
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- How've you been?
- A-okay.
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- How you been?
- I'm good.
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You got married. You left
the neighborhood, right?
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Huh. You like married life?
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Well... um...
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he died... recently.
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Oh no. Poor Caroline.
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He had a heart attack, unexpected.
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The coffee is free.
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And here...
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- Take a roll.
- Aw... thank you.
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I thought he would be there.
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I mean, I knew he couldn't be,
but when I walked in the door,
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I was thinking about something else,
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and just... for a second, I forgot.
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- I'm selling our apartment.
- Really?
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- Are you sure?
- Mm-hm.
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Because what do they
say? You should never make
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a major decision when you're...
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Halt. Hungry, angry...
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Lonely or tired.
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Right. Halt.
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Nope, nope, nope. I am all action.
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I gave the Peloton
to one of the doormen,
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I contacted a realtor, so...
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Whew! Next topic.
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- Okay, well...
- Okay.
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I am planning a
last-minute dinner party
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for LTW and her husband,
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and I really want you
both to be there...
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but only if you're feeling
up to seeing people, Carrie.
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I see people all day
long. I live in a city.
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- Sorry.
- No, I'm sorry. I'm just kidding.
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- I'm kidding. Of course, I'll be there.
- Thank you.
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- Miranda?
- Well, I will be there,
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unless it's tomorrow night
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because I'm having dinner
with my law professor.
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Wow, that's, that's quite
a... quite the turnaround,
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I know, right?
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I killed it in class today,
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arguing a point about motherhood
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and inequality in the workplace,
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and she wants to talk
about it more over dinner.
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Well, that must have been some argument
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if you got a dinner date out of it.
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Hm, I'm gonna order another one of th...
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Should we just get a bottle?
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No, no bottle.
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- We're, we're fine like this.
- Okay.
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Seema. That's such a pretty name.
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- It means "boundary" in Hindi.
- Oh.
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Which is hilarious because I have none.
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I need to know more about
this wallpaper. It's stunning.
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- Oh...
- Such rich, interesting colors.
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Yes, well, my, um, my husband
wasn't a great fan of beige.
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It's gorgeous. It's all gotta go.
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People need to be able to
picture themselves living here,
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and it's hard to do that
with your interesting
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brutalist coffee table
screaming, "I'm not you."
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- It's gotta go.
- Well, do we really...
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We really have to do, like all of it?
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Don't we just need to
find a buyer with vision?
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Buyers aren't that
complex, Mrs. Preston.
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- They're like dogs with money.
- Oh.
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- Walk with me.
- Oh, what else would I do?
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Lovely. It's all gotta go.
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I know you've suffered
a loss, Mrs. Preston.
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- Carrie.
- Carrie.
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And I can do this at whatever pace
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you're comfortable.
Fast, slow, tomorrow,
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- yesterday...
- How's the day before yesterday?
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And you won't have to lift a finger.
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My movers are brilliant.
They're in and out like ninjas.
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They move Picassos, so your
things are gonna be fine.
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Uh, no offense to your things.
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And what's in here?
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Okay... this closet...
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Seema, wait a second.
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I have something important to say.
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No one touches the shoes.
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I totally get it. I've
named all my purses.
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- Meet Lorraine.
- Oh, how do you do?
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This spa bathroom? Insane.
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This may be the first apartment I sell
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with just a photo of the bathroom.
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Oh, wow.
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You know what could pull
this whole area into focus?
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A Peloton.
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- What?
- Oh, it's, um... it's a long story.
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I don't know, maybe for another time.
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I'm actually supposed to
be in Midtown in 20 minutes.
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Let's go.
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I've got enough to talk
to the stagers about.
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I'll drop you off.
My driver's right downstairs.
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Ooh!
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Okay...
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- Do you smoke?
- Well, not when anyone can see me.
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- You?
- Used to.
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- Another life.
- Mm-hm.
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- Got a cigarette?
- Are you sure?
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- I've quit 14 times.
- Just one.
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It's been a rough couple weeks.
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Here.
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Thank you.
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47th between 5th and 6th, Rocco.
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- The podcast socials suck.
- Don't mince words, Chloe.
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I won't. Suck, stink, shit the bed.
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You all need to post like
your life depends on it.
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Che's the only one consistently pushing.
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Yeah, 'cause my life depends on it.
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- And you, Carrie.
- Me?
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You didn't have a lot
of followers to begin with,
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but you haven't posted in three weeks.
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Three weeks.
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This is death on social media.
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Your Instagram is pretty much a corpse.
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Chloe, that's enough,
Chloe. She gets it.
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Oh, fuck me, fuck! I'm so, so sorry.
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Chloe, like, read the room.
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We don't need to make it a thing.
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I mean, you're being
so insensitive, dude.
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- It's fine.
- Jackie, don't make this about us.
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It was fun while it lasted.
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Carrie, girl... I'm sorry for your loss.
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Get your socials up.
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See you Friday.
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You know what?
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What is happening?
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What kind of person ghosts
somebody they're gonna see
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again the next day?
I mean, who does that?
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Why don't you wash your bath
towels more than once a year?
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Fucking kindergartener.
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I wash my bath towels, all right!
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Dude, you are so insensitive,
and not just to me.
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What you just said to Carrie...
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- Young love.
- Not so young.
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Not so love.
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Oh, man. If that was me
Chloe was goin' off on,
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I would've totally played the death card
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just to shut her down.
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Oh, I'm saving it for when she tells
me I have to go back on Twitter.
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Don't I have a colonoscopy the next day?
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Not anymore, you don't.
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This dinner is too important.
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Right now, Lisa and I are mom friends,
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but I want us to be real friends.
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And they are an impressive couple.
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- We are gonna have to bring it.
- Okay.
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I invited Carrie for fashion,
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Miranda for politics,
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Stanford and Anthony... gay,
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the Shapiros, the Downeys.
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- Bringin' out the big guns.
- Mm-hm.
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And I've got room for one more couple.
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- How about the Tates?
- Hmm.
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They're sweet, but...
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they're just kind of vanilla.
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Oh no.
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What?
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Everyone I've invited... is vanilla.
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The Wexleys can't be the only
Black couple at the dinner.
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They're gonna think we
don't have any Black friends.
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Why don't you just
ask the Jenkins in 4C?
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The Jenkins! Yes, yes,
I love the Jenkins, yes!
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- We just had that great brunch.
- Two years ago.
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But we lost a year to COVID.
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I'm gonna text her right now.
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- Oh, Charlotte, hi.
- Hello, Shelly.
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- What a beautiful sweater.
- Thank you.
247
00:13:29,964 --> 00:13:31,713
I just wanted to check in,
248
00:13:31,718 --> 00:13:34,808
and make sure that you had
received the texts I sent earlier.
249
00:13:34,813 --> 00:13:37,066
I did... All four of them.
250
00:13:37,071 --> 00:13:39,230
Oh, I thought I sent two.
251
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,195
You know, I've gotta
get my phone checked.
252
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,247
It just goes rogue sometimes.
253
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:47,064
So will you be able
to join us for dinner?
254
00:13:47,345 --> 00:13:49,583
Oh, well, as I said in my text,
255
00:13:49,588 --> 00:13:52,122
- we would love to join...
- Great! Terrific!
256
00:13:52,127 --> 00:13:54,322
But we already have a dinner Thursday.
257
00:13:54,327 --> 00:13:57,122
Oh, right, but you know
what I was thinking?
258
00:13:57,127 --> 00:14:00,876
Maybe you and David could pop
in before your dinner for drinks.
259
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:03,248
You know, just pop in, say hi.
260
00:14:03,253 --> 00:14:04,254
We'll do it another time.
261
00:14:04,259 --> 00:14:05,594
Oh, but we always say
262
00:14:05,599 --> 00:14:07,009
we'll do it another time.
263
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,642
Let's just... get her done.
264
00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:12,601
I'll tell you what, you text me
265
00:14:12,606 --> 00:14:15,015
when you know that you
definitely can't come,
266
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,564
and in the meantime,
267
00:14:16,569 --> 00:14:20,114
that is just the most lovely sweater.
268
00:14:20,119 --> 00:14:22,228
- Where'd you get it?
- J.Crew.
269
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,733
Well, it is just gorgeous.
270
00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:27,157
Have a great rest of your day.
271
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,204
Are you still in touch with
that artist you dated?
272
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,581
Who do you mean? The performance
artist with the big, juicy ass?
273
00:14:38,585 --> 00:14:42,072
- God no, I forgot about him.
- I didn't. Like two canned hams.
274
00:14:42,077 --> 00:14:44,723
No, I'm talking about that painter.
275
00:14:44,728 --> 00:14:46,598
Oh, you mean the hot Black guy.
276
00:14:46,603 --> 00:14:51,640
Anthony, he is more than just
his race. He is a person...
277
00:14:51,645 --> 00:14:54,184
and, yes, that is who
I was referring to.
278
00:14:54,189 --> 00:14:56,801
I was thinking of inviting
him to the Wexley dinner party.
279
00:14:56,806 --> 00:15:00,056
LTW has a collection of
African-American artists.
280
00:15:00,061 --> 00:15:01,431
Outta luck, princess.
281
00:15:01,436 --> 00:15:03,957
Stanford lit my old address
book on fire one night.
282
00:15:03,962 --> 00:15:06,150
You want me to ask Juan,
one of my delivery guys?
283
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,616
He's Colombian, but
ethnically ambiguous.
284
00:15:08,621 --> 00:15:11,876
- Goodbye, Anthony.
- Goodbye!
285
00:15:13,145 --> 00:15:16,017
- Deirdre... Hi!
- Oh, hi!
286
00:15:16,022 --> 00:15:18,238
- I was just gonna text you.
- Oh!
287
00:15:18,243 --> 00:15:20,664
By any chance, are you and Geoff
288
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:22,327
free for dinner tomorrow night?
289
00:15:22,332 --> 00:15:24,024
Who's Geoff?
290
00:15:24,029 --> 00:15:27,512
- Your husband?
- Oh. It's pronounced "Joff."
291
00:15:27,517 --> 00:15:31,300
- Oh.
- So last minute, but yes.
292
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,649
Lovely. I'll call Geoff to make sure.
293
00:15:34,013 --> 00:15:36,930
Charlotte, oh my God, I'm so sorry.
294
00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:38,415
We can't come tomorrow night.
295
00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:40,044
My mother-in-law invited
us to the symphony,
296
00:15:40,048 --> 00:15:41,661
and Herbert didn't tell
me till this morning
297
00:15:41,665 --> 00:15:43,400
because as he said,
he didn't wanna hear me
298
00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:45,893
bitch about it all week,
and he's not wrong.
299
00:15:45,898 --> 00:15:49,026
Of course, I get it.
Mother-in-law drama.
300
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,861
Our dinner will happen when it happens.
301
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,524
No rush at all.
302
00:15:52,529 --> 00:15:53,821
Thank you for understanding.
303
00:15:53,826 --> 00:15:56,116
- We'll talk later.
- Okay!
304
00:15:56,970 --> 00:16:00,120
Okay, Geoff and I are
definitely in for tomorrow night.
305
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:03,957
Harry has a colonoscopy
on Friday morning,
306
00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:05,834
and I completely forgot.
307
00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:08,149
See? I'm not crazy.
308
00:16:08,154 --> 00:16:10,417
You do drop balls every now and then.
309
00:16:10,422 --> 00:16:14,696
You got me. Apologies to, to Geoff.
310
00:16:20,775 --> 00:16:23,811
Uh, sir, I'm not tryin'
to be unreasonable,
311
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:28,691
but that guy who just left with
the doggy bag came in after us.
312
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,651
- Am I right about that?
- Yeah, I think so.
313
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:33,242
With the straw hat?
Um, it's Nya Wallace.
314
00:16:33,247 --> 00:16:35,392
7:30, party of two.
Would you check again?
315
00:16:35,397 --> 00:16:39,019
I'm sorry, again. We have no record
of your reservation in the system.
316
00:16:39,024 --> 00:16:44,044
But, uh, I do have a record
of the reservation right here.
317
00:16:44,049 --> 00:16:46,644
Mm-hm, yeah, you've shown
me that already three times,
318
00:16:46,649 --> 00:16:49,767
but see, it's not in my system.
319
00:16:50,907 --> 00:16:52,549
Okay, well, then let's
just ignore the evidence,
320
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,676
and say I don't have a reservation.
I mean, it's possible.
321
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,665
I've made mistakes in my life...
322
00:16:56,670 --> 00:16:58,804
uh, most recently comin'
into this restaurant.
323
00:17:00,345 --> 00:17:02,391
What are we gon' do about it, though?
324
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,982
You know, there are a couple
of cute places pretty near here.
325
00:17:04,987 --> 00:17:06,946
Miranda, I'm 37 minutes into this trial.
326
00:17:06,951 --> 00:17:08,647
- I am not leaving without a win.
- Got it. Yeah.
327
00:17:08,651 --> 00:17:10,695
One second.
328
00:17:11,954 --> 00:17:14,957
Found you. You did make
a 7:30 reservation...
329
00:17:14,962 --> 00:17:17,870
- Thank you.
- ... at our San Francisco location.
330
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,622
Should I call 'em and tell 'em
331
00:17:20,627 --> 00:17:22,003
we're gonna be a little bit late?
332
00:17:22,244 --> 00:17:24,371
- I'll get to you.
- Okay, thank you. Thank you.
333
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,119
Sateesh, party of two.
334
00:17:26,502 --> 00:17:29,173
I am so sorry. That was totally not me.
335
00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:32,223
No, that is so, usually, exactly me.
336
00:17:32,228 --> 00:17:36,456
I'm just so hopped up on all
these, um, fertility drugs.
337
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,840
Yeah, it's messin' with my everything.
338
00:17:38,846 --> 00:17:42,392
Oh, okay. Yeah, I know
how hard that can be.
339
00:17:42,397 --> 00:17:44,513
Wait, you've been through this?
340
00:17:44,518 --> 00:17:45,565
Water for you ladies.
341
00:17:45,569 --> 00:17:47,238
Thanks. You have kids?
342
00:17:47,243 --> 00:17:50,063
No and yes. No to IVF.
343
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:53,192
Yes, I have a 17-year-old
son named Brady.
344
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:57,701
I have a, a good friend who
went through hell with IVF.
345
00:17:57,706 --> 00:17:59,042
- That's how I know.
- Yeah, well, this is
346
00:17:59,046 --> 00:18:00,335
my second trip to hell.
347
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:02,300
My, uh, first one didn't take...
348
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,127
which, uh...
349
00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:08,720
is privileged information
between professor and student,
350
00:18:08,725 --> 00:18:10,793
and, as a reminder, I do
have the power to fail you.
351
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:14,377
Oh, not, not unethical at all.
352
00:18:14,838 --> 00:18:16,940
Um...
353
00:18:16,945 --> 00:18:19,697
and so, this is the part you tell
me where it'll all be worth it.
354
00:18:19,702 --> 00:18:21,762
Counselor, I think you're
leading the witness.
355
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,807
Miranda Hobbes, are you about to tell me
356
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:25,763
that motherhood isn't worth it?
357
00:18:25,768 --> 00:18:28,916
Um... it depends on the day.
358
00:18:29,047 --> 00:18:31,967
Like today, when my
son called me a bitch
359
00:18:31,972 --> 00:18:33,888
because I sent his girlfriend home,
360
00:18:33,893 --> 00:18:35,838
and forced him to do his homework.
361
00:18:35,843 --> 00:18:38,487
- 100% not worth it.
- No. No, it's not worth it.
362
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,202
No.
363
00:18:40,207 --> 00:18:42,752
Haven't heard that side
of the argument.
364
00:18:42,757 --> 00:18:43,784
Menu for you.
365
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,786
- But if having a baby is...
- And you.
366
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,971
Is really what you want... Thank you.
367
00:18:48,318 --> 00:18:51,627
It will be way more than 100% worth it.
368
00:18:51,979 --> 00:18:54,336
Great, but I don't
need a hard sell, right?
369
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,552
I'm gettin' that from
society, from my friends,
370
00:18:56,557 --> 00:18:58,966
my family, uh, my house cleaner.
371
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,348
- You need a new house cleaner.
- Yeah.
372
00:19:02,818 --> 00:19:04,784
Okay, here's the thing.
373
00:19:06,139 --> 00:19:09,299
I don't know why I'm tellin' you
this, probably the hormones but, um...
374
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,860
when my last round of
IVF didn't go through...
375
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:14,564
um...
376
00:19:16,219 --> 00:19:18,760
I felt a huge wave of relief.
377
00:19:21,963 --> 00:19:25,492
And listen, my husband
and I, we love our life.
378
00:19:26,237 --> 00:19:28,917
I mean, nobody's life is
perfect, but, my life...
379
00:19:28,922 --> 00:19:31,341
is really fuckin' close, right?
380
00:19:31,659 --> 00:19:33,080
But then, I...
381
00:19:34,649 --> 00:19:37,838
I'm also afraid that
if I don't have a child,
382
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,580
I'm gonna regret it one day.
383
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,901
You know, the thing about regret
384
00:19:44,161 --> 00:19:47,779
is that having a child
doesn't take it away.
385
00:19:47,784 --> 00:19:48,784
Thank you.
386
00:19:50,175 --> 00:19:53,971
There are always gonna be
these roads not taken, right?
387
00:19:54,958 --> 00:19:57,503
I mean, I...
388
00:19:57,633 --> 00:19:59,844
There was a woman in
my class at Harvard.
389
00:19:59,849 --> 00:20:04,002
Not a Rhodes Scholar. She never
married. She never had kids.
390
00:20:04,752 --> 00:20:06,199
She's a federal judge now.
391
00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,916
- Who goes home to an empty house.
- God!
392
00:20:10,495 --> 00:20:12,622
There are so many nights
393
00:20:12,627 --> 00:20:15,213
when I would love to be a judge,
394
00:20:15,398 --> 00:20:17,916
and go home to an empty house.
395
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,134
Hmm.
396
00:20:21,423 --> 00:20:23,982
And then, I see my son and I'm glad.
397
00:20:26,879 --> 00:20:30,011
And then, I see his dirty
underwear on my kitchen floor...
398
00:20:30,016 --> 00:20:31,350
- No.
- ...and I'm mad.
399
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,023
Yeah, I could see that.
400
00:20:35,387 --> 00:20:39,183
- So you can't have it all?
- No...
401
00:20:39,188 --> 00:20:40,982
you can.
402
00:20:41,010 --> 00:20:43,185
It's just really fuckin' hard.
403
00:20:46,348 --> 00:20:48,177
Is that your closing argument?
404
00:20:50,047 --> 00:20:51,507
Your honor...
405
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,545
if this round of IVF works...
406
00:20:56,624 --> 00:21:00,587
you're gonna love
motherhood every second.
407
00:21:01,951 --> 00:21:03,257
Why don't we get
another round of drinks?
408
00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:05,568
- Why don't we?
- Yeah.
409
00:21:05,903 --> 00:21:08,762
Mmm, I'm not very open
to this open house.
410
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,552
"Mad Max" meets "Dances With Wolves."
411
00:21:11,814 --> 00:21:13,998
I think I used to date
the guy who lives here.
412
00:21:14,003 --> 00:21:15,615
- Really?
- Well, generally speaking,
413
00:21:15,628 --> 00:21:16,937
I feel like back in the '90s,
414
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,657
we all dated the 50-year-old
guy who lives here.
415
00:21:19,662 --> 00:21:21,224
I'm still dating them.
416
00:21:21,775 --> 00:21:24,194
By the way, feel free to introduce me
417
00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:27,052
to any available men that
you know with a good heart.
418
00:21:27,057 --> 00:21:29,407
Even if they're fixer-uppers.
I can flip 'em.
419
00:21:29,412 --> 00:21:31,302
Oh, I bet you can.
420
00:21:31,307 --> 00:21:35,176
So, the motorcycle inside is for what?
421
00:21:35,181 --> 00:21:36,891
Those quick trips to the bathroom?
422
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,792
See, this is why you
don't leave your furniture
423
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,132
in your place for the open house.
424
00:21:40,137 --> 00:21:42,139
- All right.
- Okay.
425
00:21:42,144 --> 00:21:44,638
I'm gonna say goodbye to
the realtor. Poor thing.
426
00:21:50,949 --> 00:21:53,869
- Great place, huh?
- Oh! Oh, God.
427
00:21:54,312 --> 00:21:56,273
I'm considering making an offer.
428
00:21:56,278 --> 00:21:58,812
Recently divorced, and
I'm movin' back downtown!
429
00:21:59,906 --> 00:22:01,935
You look like a downtown lady.
430
00:22:01,940 --> 00:22:04,607
- You wanna check out the bedroom?
- Ooh, oh...
431
00:22:04,612 --> 00:22:08,366
- Let's go. We have to eat.
- Oh, we have to eat.
432
00:22:08,587 --> 00:22:13,228
Ooh, I was about
to flee on the motorcycle.
433
00:22:13,233 --> 00:22:15,402
- Who was that?
- My worst nightmare.
434
00:22:15,479 --> 00:22:17,439
You think that guy was
your worst nightmare?
435
00:22:17,444 --> 00:22:19,154
- Check out this honey bun.
- Mm!
436
00:22:20,565 --> 00:22:22,734
Profile says he's looking for fun.
437
00:22:22,739 --> 00:22:25,075
He should be looking for a shirt.
438
00:22:25,955 --> 00:22:29,213
Wait, please. There's so many more gems.
439
00:22:29,593 --> 00:22:31,416
How many dating apps are you on?
440
00:22:31,421 --> 00:22:32,797
How much time have you got?
441
00:22:32,806 --> 00:22:35,307
I started back in
the day with OkCupid...
442
00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:36,851
- Uh-huh.
- ... which was not okay. It was like
443
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,107
are you fucking with me, Cupid?
444
00:22:39,112 --> 00:22:41,924
Then, I moved to Tinder...
445
00:22:41,929 --> 00:22:44,017
where I met the guy who cried after sex.
446
00:22:44,022 --> 00:22:46,693
Oh, so he was too Tinder.
447
00:22:47,330 --> 00:22:51,453
I just want someone to create
a dating site that's called,
448
00:22:51,458 --> 00:22:53,867
"Here's the man you've
been searching for, Seema."
449
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,957
And you're never married? Not divorced?
450
00:22:55,962 --> 00:22:57,861
No, happily not divorced.
451
00:22:58,337 --> 00:23:02,221
Well, I think it's great that you're
still putting yourself out there.
452
00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:05,286
Yes. Well, I am.
453
00:23:05,291 --> 00:23:07,679
Ooh, do you wanna
split the cacio e pepe?
454
00:23:07,684 --> 00:23:09,525
- Mm-hm.
- Mm.
455
00:23:12,331 --> 00:23:15,830
Lisa and Herbert run in
an eclectic, diverse crowd.
456
00:23:15,835 --> 00:23:17,697
- Hmm.
- But... right now,
457
00:23:17,702 --> 00:23:19,768
everyone is talking
about Black literature.
458
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,640
You read the article I sent you, right?
459
00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:25,916
- Yep.
- So name a few modern Black authors
460
00:23:25,921 --> 00:23:28,882
that every person is reading.
461
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:32,799
- Sadie Smith.
- Zadie with a Z.
462
00:23:32,987 --> 00:23:35,906
Can't I just say I love
Michelle Obama's book?
463
00:23:36,013 --> 00:23:38,265
I feel like you are not
taking this seriously.
464
00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:40,725
Charlotte, I've been
talkin' my whole life.
465
00:23:41,089 --> 00:23:43,217
Think I can handle a
little dinner chit-chat.
466
00:23:45,596 --> 00:23:48,353
- Do I need it?
- No.
467
00:23:50,998 --> 00:23:52,454
Harry!
468
00:23:55,029 --> 00:23:57,931
We lucked out when LTW
canceled the other night,
469
00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:59,799
but that was our wake-up call.
470
00:24:00,790 --> 00:24:02,611
It is unacceptable that we do not
471
00:24:02,616 --> 00:24:04,433
have a more diverse friendship circle,
472
00:24:04,438 --> 00:24:06,596
so, tonight, bring your "A" game.
473
00:24:07,471 --> 00:24:10,502
- Oh God, you're sweating already.
- Can't imagine why.
474
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,963
- Hi!
- Come on in!
475
00:24:13,968 --> 00:24:15,825
I know you said
not to bring any gifts,
476
00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:17,914
but we had to bring
Herbert a little something.
477
00:24:17,919 --> 00:24:19,221
- Aww.
- It's chocolate.
478
00:24:19,226 --> 00:24:21,294
It's really good with port,
if he drinks.
479
00:24:21,299 --> 00:24:24,450
Oh, he drinks. He has to.
He's married to this.
480
00:24:24,455 --> 00:24:25,672
Oh.
481
00:24:25,677 --> 00:24:27,878
Uh, I have to go apologize to the chef
482
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:30,468
for something my mother-in-law
just said about the appetizers.
483
00:24:30,473 --> 00:24:32,010
You all go mingle.
484
00:24:34,221 --> 00:24:36,928
- Wow!
- Yes,
485
00:24:40,598 --> 00:24:42,916
Looks like we're the
eclectic and diverse.
486
00:24:42,921 --> 00:24:44,536
Harry, Charlotte.
487
00:24:44,541 --> 00:24:47,068
- Hey! Happy birthday, big guy.
- Happy birthday!
488
00:24:47,073 --> 00:24:48,356
Please, come join us.
489
00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:51,198
Oh, look. It's Gwen, Leo's mom.
490
00:24:52,510 --> 00:24:54,242
Hi, Gwen!
491
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:58,174
Hi! I haven't seen you since
Leo transferred to Dalton.
492
00:24:58,179 --> 00:24:59,775
I'm not Gwen.
493
00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:02,549
But I know who you're talking about.
494
00:25:02,554 --> 00:25:05,135
This is Lisa's friend, Shawna.
495
00:25:07,096 --> 00:25:09,211
Anybody read the new Zadie Smith book?
496
00:25:28,221 --> 00:25:30,524
Hey, you know that part
in "The Wizard of Oz"
497
00:25:30,528 --> 00:25:33,400
where the movie goes
from sepia to color?
498
00:25:33,405 --> 00:25:36,744
- Yeah.
- I'm experiencing that in reverse.
499
00:25:36,749 --> 00:25:37,749
What do you mean?
500
00:25:37,754 --> 00:25:39,241
My apartment is
501
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:41,642
totally beige, everywhere.
502
00:25:43,696 --> 00:25:45,049
There's no sign of me.
503
00:25:45,054 --> 00:25:46,510
Sometimes, I look around this house
504
00:25:46,515 --> 00:25:48,981
and there's... no sign of me either.
505
00:25:48,986 --> 00:25:50,377
God, it's surreal.
506
00:25:50,939 --> 00:25:52,728
It's like we never lived here.
507
00:25:53,251 --> 00:25:56,712
Our life is just... gone.
508
00:25:56,717 --> 00:25:58,802
I'm so sorry for you, Carrie.
509
00:25:58,885 --> 00:26:01,197
I know... everyone is.
510
00:26:01,202 --> 00:26:05,123
Maybe that's why I'm drawn to
Seema, my realtor, you know?
511
00:26:05,367 --> 00:26:07,912
When I'm with her, I can just, um...
512
00:26:07,917 --> 00:26:11,295
you know, pretend like none of
the terrible stuff has happened.
513
00:26:11,496 --> 00:26:13,346
Well, she didn't know Big.
514
00:26:13,351 --> 00:26:14,853
Exactly.
515
00:26:14,858 --> 00:26:18,103
It's lunch and some
laughs, which is kinda nice.
516
00:26:18,438 --> 00:26:20,777
- Should I be threatened?
- Nah, it's probably
517
00:26:20,782 --> 00:26:22,742
more real estate than real.
518
00:26:25,681 --> 00:26:28,086
Oh, hell no.
519
00:26:28,091 --> 00:26:29,249
What?
520
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:31,291
The Peloton is back.
521
00:26:31,905 --> 00:26:34,033
Okay, I gotta get Big and go.
522
00:26:34,038 --> 00:26:36,158
You don't belong here anymore.
523
00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:02,954
Ah.
524
00:27:05,003 --> 00:27:06,783
Thank you, everybody.
525
00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:08,986
And what is it you do, Charlotte?
526
00:27:08,991 --> 00:27:12,036
Oh, um, I-I'm a full-time mom,
527
00:27:12,041 --> 00:27:15,216
and I'm active on the Events
Committee at our daughter's school,
528
00:27:15,221 --> 00:27:17,172
and that is how Lisa and I met.
529
00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:20,575
Lisa and Charlotte are the Thelma
and Louise of that parent group,
530
00:27:20,580 --> 00:27:23,470
except without the crime
spree and the double suicide.
531
00:27:24,741 --> 00:27:26,743
Charlotte is just being modest.
532
00:27:27,014 --> 00:27:30,434
She's not just a stellar
mom, and killing it at school,
533
00:27:30,439 --> 00:27:32,642
she's also on the board at The Met.
534
00:27:32,991 --> 00:27:35,648
So, you know art?
535
00:27:35,653 --> 00:27:38,025
Yes, yes. It's my passion.
536
00:27:38,030 --> 00:27:40,294
I used to run an art
gallery a long time ago.
537
00:27:40,299 --> 00:27:43,674
My favorite Art is Art Smith...
538
00:27:44,059 --> 00:27:46,455
our financial adviser.
539
00:27:46,728 --> 00:27:49,371
He told me that my
daughter-in-law there
540
00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:51,961
spent more money on these paintings
541
00:27:51,966 --> 00:27:54,501
than my husband, God rest his soul,
542
00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:57,236
and I spent on our first house.
543
00:27:57,338 --> 00:27:58,838
All due respect, Mother,
544
00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:00,965
real estate isn't as
costly in the Carolinas.
545
00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:03,515
I don't know about
Carolina real estate,
546
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:07,097
but, in terms of art, I can't
think of a better investment
547
00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:09,771
- than what Lisa has selected here.
- Really?
548
00:28:09,776 --> 00:28:14,156
The Gordon Parks
photographs are amazing,
549
00:28:14,161 --> 00:28:16,247
and the one by Carrie Mae Weems.
550
00:28:16,252 --> 00:28:18,478
The collection includes Deborah Roberts,
551
00:28:18,483 --> 00:28:20,963
and, oh, Barkley Hendricks,
552
00:28:20,968 --> 00:28:23,405
and the early work by Derrick Adams,
553
00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:26,955
which is like owning early
sheet music by Beethoven.
554
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,255
- Oh.
- And then, my personal favorite
555
00:28:29,260 --> 00:28:32,197
is the Mickalene Thomas in there.
556
00:28:32,202 --> 00:28:35,792
She did the very first portrait
of First Lady Michelle Obama.
557
00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:38,010
I loved her book!
558
00:28:39,388 --> 00:28:42,382
So, I don't think that
you and Mr. Art Smith
559
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,463
have anything to worry about.
560
00:28:44,780 --> 00:28:46,986
With the keen eye of Lisa,
561
00:28:46,991 --> 00:28:49,410
the family is in very good hands.
562
00:28:50,728 --> 00:28:52,650
Yes, we are.
563
00:28:53,251 --> 00:28:54,717
How about some birthday cake, and, uh,
564
00:28:54,721 --> 00:28:56,063
- my favorite port in the den?
- Yeah.
565
00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:57,908
- Yeah?
- Shall we?
566
00:28:59,390 --> 00:29:03,108
Oh, thank you, thank you, Thelma!
567
00:29:03,113 --> 00:29:04,317
Unless you wanna be Louise.
568
00:29:04,322 --> 00:29:06,876
Oh, no, I am definitely Thelma.
569
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:42,025
Just till I can figure out
where you really want to be.
570
00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:46,799
Ah.
571
00:30:00,164 --> 00:30:01,783
_
572
00:30:01,788 --> 00:30:03,596
_
573
00:30:13,731 --> 00:30:17,087
- You're smoking?
- Stanford's in Japan?
574
00:30:17,092 --> 00:30:18,577
♪ Go, daddy, go ♪
575
00:30:19,242 --> 00:30:20,741
That's Ashley,
576
00:30:20,746 --> 00:30:23,900
the 17-year-old Long Island
TikTok star he manages.
577
00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:25,573
She's huge in Asia.
578
00:30:26,295 --> 00:30:28,363
She asked him to go on tour with her.
579
00:30:29,806 --> 00:30:33,647
I do not get her, but
then, I'm old, gay...
580
00:30:33,844 --> 00:30:36,913
- and not Japanese.
- Well, fine, good, sayonara,
581
00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:39,087
but why the dramatic note?
582
00:30:39,177 --> 00:30:42,222
"By the time you read
this, I'll be in Tokyo."
583
00:30:42,227 --> 00:30:45,296
I mean, wh-wh-who is he?
The lost Brontë sister?
584
00:30:45,301 --> 00:30:47,007
He said he couldn't
bring himself to tell you
585
00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:49,222
he was leaving
face-to-face after Big died.
586
00:30:49,227 --> 00:30:50,979
Right, and a, a note is so much more
587
00:30:50,984 --> 00:30:52,887
- compassionate.
- Oh, you know Stanny.
588
00:30:52,892 --> 00:30:55,770
He hates to disappoint
people... in person.
589
00:30:56,474 --> 00:30:59,792
Still, you know, if
it... If something good
590
00:30:59,797 --> 00:31:01,648
is happening in one
of my friends' lives,
591
00:31:01,653 --> 00:31:04,990
and I'm, I'm assuming
he considers this good...
592
00:31:04,995 --> 00:31:06,577
I'd wanna know about it.
593
00:31:06,582 --> 00:31:10,493
You know, no, no matter
what is going on in mine.
594
00:31:10,498 --> 00:31:12,959
Good news or bad, I'd wanna know.
595
00:31:12,964 --> 00:31:14,397
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
596
00:31:14,402 --> 00:31:16,320
I got a letter, too.
597
00:31:16,325 --> 00:31:19,039
- He wants a divorce.
- Oh.
598
00:31:21,264 --> 00:31:24,272
I don't get it. We were so happy.
599
00:31:24,952 --> 00:31:27,297
We had a great time at your dinner.
600
00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:29,637
- We loved everyone.
- Oh, and everyone loved you.
601
00:31:29,642 --> 00:31:31,642
Thank you so much for
having my back with Eunice.
602
00:31:31,647 --> 00:31:33,386
You're like the mother-in-law whisperer.
603
00:31:33,781 --> 00:31:35,825
Such a good friend.
604
00:31:36,365 --> 00:31:37,913
Well, I hope so.
605
00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:41,399
I have a confession to make.
606
00:31:42,103 --> 00:31:44,689
I was really panicked
607
00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:46,446
having you and Herbert over for dinner
608
00:31:46,451 --> 00:31:48,995
because I realized you would
be the only Black couple there.
609
00:31:49,941 --> 00:31:53,111
Hmm... that's really crazy
610
00:31:53,116 --> 00:31:55,592
because I was worried that
you and Harry would be nervous
611
00:31:55,597 --> 00:31:57,702
being the only white
people at my dinner party.
612
00:31:57,910 --> 00:32:01,006
- Did we seem nervous?
- He sweat through his suit.
613
00:32:01,975 --> 00:32:03,842
That's on me.
614
00:32:03,847 --> 00:32:06,006
I pushed him so hard.
615
00:32:06,011 --> 00:32:08,361
I just... I want to do everything right.
616
00:32:08,366 --> 00:32:10,584
- Good luck.
- Seriously,
617
00:32:10,589 --> 00:32:12,655
I was so desperate this week...
618
00:32:13,023 --> 00:32:14,761
I invited Deirdre.
619
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,164
Okay, now you're doin' the wrong thing.
620
00:32:16,168 --> 00:32:17,991
How'd you get out of that?
621
00:32:18,419 --> 00:32:20,123
I pretended to drop a ball.
622
00:32:20,128 --> 00:32:22,268
- Took one for the team.
- Mm-hm.
623
00:32:22,351 --> 00:32:23,561
Aww.
624
00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:27,607
Hello? Safe to come in?
625
00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:30,256
Is the open house closed?
626
00:32:30,261 --> 00:32:34,741
- Come on in. Coast is clear.
- I got us some sushi.
627
00:32:34,905 --> 00:32:38,913
So tell me, uh, how did it
go at the "Beige-a-palooza"?
628
00:32:39,186 --> 00:32:42,789
A lot of interest. One
definite, two potential offers.
629
00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,517
I might show it again next week
630
00:32:44,522 --> 00:32:46,748
just to drive the interest up even more.
631
00:32:46,753 --> 00:32:50,213
All right, so, um, so your
magical moving worked, I guess.
632
00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:52,804
Always does. Oh, there
was a little mishap.
633
00:32:52,809 --> 00:32:56,139
I was moving a photo into a
drawer and the glass broke.
634
00:32:56,505 --> 00:32:59,569
- Which photo?
- The one on your bedside table.
635
00:33:00,848 --> 00:33:02,600
I must've hit it on the corner,
636
00:33:02,605 --> 00:33:04,264
and it just shattered.
637
00:33:04,607 --> 00:33:07,064
- Why were you even touching it?
- Well, it was a personal item,
638
00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:08,476
and you were supposed to tuck it away.
639
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,618
- It is a personal item.
- No, I understand.
640
00:33:11,623 --> 00:33:13,378
- But it's only that...
- You said they move Picassos,
641
00:33:13,382 --> 00:33:14,701
that nothing would get broken.
642
00:33:14,705 --> 00:33:17,490
And, unfortunately, this
was my bad, not theirs,
643
00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:19,080
but it can be fixed.
644
00:33:19,294 --> 00:33:21,880
Only the glass is broken,
the photo's intact,
645
00:33:21,885 --> 00:33:24,174
so I'll just replace the glass.
646
00:33:24,778 --> 00:33:27,627
You can't just replace the glass.
647
00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:30,581
That picture was on his side of the bed.
648
00:33:30,586 --> 00:33:33,047
He touched that glass all the time.
649
00:33:33,138 --> 00:33:36,453
You... the, the glass
is not replaceable.
650
00:33:37,916 --> 00:33:40,062
Well... I'm sorry.
651
00:33:40,067 --> 00:33:41,768
Well, you don't seem very sorry.
652
00:33:41,773 --> 00:33:45,179
You're sitting there,
you know, pretty casually.
653
00:33:45,401 --> 00:33:47,854
You know, "Oh, it just...
We'll just replace the glass.
654
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:49,944
You know, it's not...
No big deal. No worries."
655
00:33:49,949 --> 00:33:52,243
No worries? He was the,
the love of my life.
656
00:33:52,248 --> 00:33:54,902
Actually... I'm not
like that at all. I...
657
00:33:54,907 --> 00:33:57,968
Well, that's, that's how it seems to me.
658
00:34:00,590 --> 00:34:03,820
He's gone, it's broken,
and no one can fix it.
659
00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:09,172
I am very sorry, I am.
660
00:34:09,177 --> 00:34:11,888
I assure you, I had no intention
661
00:34:11,893 --> 00:34:14,385
of being insensitive to your situation.
662
00:34:17,110 --> 00:34:18,875
Sometimes...
663
00:34:19,671 --> 00:34:23,226
people aren't aware of how
insensitive they may seem...
664
00:34:24,484 --> 00:34:27,109
and, I guess, today
that could apply to me.
665
00:34:28,106 --> 00:34:31,276
Or to you... at
the restaurant the other day.
666
00:34:33,383 --> 00:34:35,492
Me? How was I insensitive?
667
00:34:37,074 --> 00:34:39,827
When we were talking about me
dating, you said something like...
668
00:34:39,832 --> 00:34:41,583
Well, no, it wasn't "something like."
669
00:34:41,588 --> 00:34:45,583
I... remember exactly
what it was. You said...
670
00:34:45,588 --> 00:34:48,758
"Well, it's great you're still
putting yourself out there."
671
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:54,533
"Well, it's great you're still
putting yourself out there.
672
00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:56,815
"Good for you, Seema,
trying to find yourself a man
673
00:34:56,820 --> 00:34:59,640
to marry after all
those years of no luck."
674
00:34:59,795 --> 00:35:01,547
No, no, that's not the way I meant it.
675
00:35:01,552 --> 00:35:03,929
You know, I'm sure, but
that's how I heard it.
676
00:35:06,785 --> 00:35:09,156
If I'm being really honest...
677
00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:11,843
maybe you have a point, Carrie.
678
00:35:11,848 --> 00:35:13,933
Maybe there's a little part of me
679
00:35:13,938 --> 00:35:15,593
that doesn't feel sorry for you...
680
00:35:16,674 --> 00:35:19,278
'cause at least you found
the love of your life
681
00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:23,327
and you had him for many
wonderful years, and in my eyes,
682
00:35:23,332 --> 00:35:26,382
that is something worth still
putting yourself out there for.
683
00:35:29,311 --> 00:35:30,854
I agree.
684
00:35:40,445 --> 00:35:42,573
Would you like some yellowtail?
685
00:35:43,704 --> 00:35:45,805
Is it from the place on Madison?
686
00:35:51,325 --> 00:35:53,539
And just like that...
687
00:35:53,917 --> 00:35:56,593
we began our real friendship.
688
00:35:58,718 --> 00:36:00,718
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