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Previously on The
Big Bang Theory...
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So I told my mom
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This is our wedding,
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design the floral arrangements,
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Thank you.
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I mean, I-Im not trying
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but... this is my specialty.
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Everything okay?
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Yeah, its just
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I helped her install it.
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You cant look at it.
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Who the hell is this guy?
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Ooh, let me see.
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So youre still talking
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Yes, and Im not gonna
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And you need to delete
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Because youre hiding
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No, because you
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How can I trust you?!
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Then what are we doing?
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I dont know.
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Oh!
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Aah,
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sad man!
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This is so great.
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Why dont we do it
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Because you have two kids,
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I have Sheldon,
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and Pennys apparently
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cause damn, look at her!
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Yeah, so impressive
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to bounce back
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Ah, another reason why
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Youve come
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I check the door
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There are no traps.
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I use my wizard eye
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to see whats on the
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Hey, thats sort of like how
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to spy on your fiancée.
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No, its nothing like that.
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Your wizard eye
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Oh. Is it alone and unloved?
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I guess.
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I open the door and say,
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I have a bottle
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Oh, we didnt order this.
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Its from the gentleman
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Oh. Well, if we drink it,
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were making a promise?
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Cause I am happily married,
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Were not gonna do anything.
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Really?
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Why dont you just
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you guys can work this out.
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I dont want to talk about it.
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Okay, the cyclops tells you
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that the enchantress
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at the Inn of the Dwarven Lords.
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Really? An inn?
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Anu is a concierge at a hotel.
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Thats a little insensitive,
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dont you think?
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I hadnt noticed that
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Well, now that Ive
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Bad.
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Shame on you.
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Hey, ladies.
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Zack!
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Hi. You guys
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Of course.
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Did-did you
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I did. I asked for the
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They said it was $200,
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and I said
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more
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expensive one.
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And then, they said it was $300.
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But it-it was the same...
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Dont.
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Thank you, but you shouldnt
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Nah.
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Its cool. I sold my company
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And then I bought a boat.
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Then I got married.
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Guess where.
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On your boat?
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No, but that wouldve
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Well, congratulations.
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Hey, you and Leonard
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should come over and have
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Yeah, that would be so nice.
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Leonard was just saying
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with one of your ex-boyfriends
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Well, then this worked out
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Oh, yeah.
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♪ Our whole universe
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
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♪ We built the Wall
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♪
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We built the pyramids
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♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
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♪ That all started
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♪
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Bang!
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♪
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Hey. How was game night?
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Oh, off the charts.
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Literally.
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it wasnt on any
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Thats funny.
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Wow. I should not have
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How was ladies night?
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It was fun. Amy got drunk
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that Sheldons chest is smooth
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Well, it does squeak
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And we ran into Zack.
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Oh. Yeah? Hows he doing?
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He got married.
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Oh. Well, thats nice.
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Yeah, and he sold his company
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Huh.
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And you ended up with me,
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Wait. Youre not
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What? Oh, absolutely not.
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In fact, he should be jealous
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Oh.
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And a dungeon with over 30 rooms
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because no one thought
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under the wizards throne.
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Oh. You know, Id
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Really?
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, Ill get the dice
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Go away, Raj!
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What are you doing?
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style.
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I dont know what that means.
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Really? Youve never
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Love Actually?
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If you want to watch it
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I have nothing to say to you.
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Look, we both made mistakes.
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I am so sorry that
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I didnt mean to, but
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Now, do you want
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You also said you dont trust me
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I really thought this would be
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Honestly, Raj, why do you even
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You know, family
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Heres what I think.
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All of your friends are married,
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and you dont want
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And honestly, thats not
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Uh, okay, well, how
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than what youre doing? Hmm?
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Worried that you wasted
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so many years dating the
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youre just looking
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Youre right.
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Okay, so we agree.
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Yeah.
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Wait. What did we
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That we shouldnt
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You know what?
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Why dont you shut the door,
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Uh, do you remember
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Leonard, I remember all
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If youd like, I could
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No, thank you.
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Fun fact.
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Zack would be
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but she also dated two Zekes.
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Well, apparently,
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for a ton of money and retired.
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And that bothers you?
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I dont know. I mean...
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I guess so. Yeah.
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It doesnt seem fair.
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I work hard.
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Im really smart.
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Ive made substantial
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But Zack gets to be rich,
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while Im still working
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Well, a lot of people
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That doesnt seem to bother you.
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Sultan of Brunei,
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Whos that?
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Hes one of the first
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Yeah, well, I dont
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have to hang out
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Well, thats too bad.
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He helped create
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Oh, the stories he could tell.
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Penny told him wed go have
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on their stupid boat.
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Well, just tell her
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Well, then, shell think
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So you want to seem
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I make one mistake, and she says
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Like she never
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Did she?
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Well, she agreed to marry me.
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Honestly,
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I think you dodged a bullet.
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I dont think
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Howie, shh.
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What?
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You cant bad-mouth Anu.
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Theyre gonna
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and youre gonna look
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I mean, remember
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when we broke up, and Penny said
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What did she say?
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I dont want to get into it.
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Some of it was hurtful,
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So Im just supposed
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I dont want you to lie to me.
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No ones gonna lie to you.
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She says
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the only reason Im marrying her
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is because
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and I dont want
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Oh, thats nonsense.
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No.
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Shes right.
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So, Marissa, how
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did you guys meet?
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Oh, its a pretty
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We met in a bookstore.
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That
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is
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funny.
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Yeah, I was just there
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but this one had a stack
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Oh. So, you really like to read?
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Oh, no. I work there.
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Yeah, she is super smart.
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Seriously, you name,
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shell tell you if
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Go on, try her.
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Oh, uh, well, uh...
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Catcher in the Rye.
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Nope.
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I guess we both like nerds.
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So, uh, we gonna
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Nah. Its a little
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Yeah, thats okay-- this is
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Its actually kind of peaceful.
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Well, its a beautiful boat.
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Thanks, man.
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We love it.
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Although, hes so tall
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almost every time
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After the first couple,
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Where are our manners?
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Zack, lets get our guests
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Oh, you got it, babe.
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Are you jealous?
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I know, I know,
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Hes super sweet.
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Oh, its driving
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Really?
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Yes. I was trying
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like it wasnt so you
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Wha-- turns out
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I love you so much.
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Aw.
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Cheers, guys.
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Aw, thanks.
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Thank you.
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So listen, I got
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We sort of have another reason
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We want to have a baby,
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but we cant do it
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because of the game me and
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where we kicked each other
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But the doc says
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We just dont know.
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Huh.
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You went to college.
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And Zacks
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because youre
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Okay, whoa, whoa.
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Whoa, whoa. You know, this
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Lets all just stop before
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Leonard, would you be
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Aw, you said a thing.
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Wow, this is
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And also really weird, right?
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you dont get to...
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No, I...
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I got it.
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Just because I slept
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with your wife doesnt mean
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We... we get it,
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but... thank you
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Youre welcome.
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I know its a big ask,
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really dont want
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I know.
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...sperm.
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And Zacks always talked about
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I...
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I really
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Really? You dont know
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You know, I-I think we
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Oh, yeah. Definitely,
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Take your time.
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He means privately.
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Right. Sorry.
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Sure. Yep.
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Come on, Zack.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Okay.
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You really think
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Theres nothing
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Ow!
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Hello, Daddy.
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Did you install a camera
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No!
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Thats what her parents told me
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when they said they
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But I told them you would never
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I mean, I did install a camera
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and I did spy on her, but I did
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to
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spy on her.
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Well, thats not going
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our
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story.
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Our story is that shes a liar.
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And-and old.
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An old, dirty liar.
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Oh, no.
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Im the one who screwed up.
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Well, dont say that to
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them.
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Shes bad. Youre good.
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They have to pay me back
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I should have...
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So youre saying
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Fine. Then Ill call her parents
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and well straighten
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I dont think
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And honestly...
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she deserves someone better.
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Rajesh, you need to stop
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Youre a good man.
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Y-Youve never told me that.
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Youre also a dope.
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But your hearts
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and you deserve happiness.
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So you just need to figure out
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and if that means cancelling the
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But figure it out quickly,
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my next birthday
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and marigolds than I expected.
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And Leonard just stood
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like he was watching a puppy
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Well, I can see how hed
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Its not flattering.
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Well, something can be both
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and
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creepy.
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You know, just the other night,
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looked like
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Really? So
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if someone wanted to use Sheldon
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Oh, absolutely not. I am
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So Leonards
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Yes. We got in a
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He said, well, if I
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then why shouldnt someone else
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What?
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Well, there is
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to pass on your genes.
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Its only natural.
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So youre on his side?
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Well, viewing
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its perfectly
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But viewing him
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And we hate him.
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Really? Zack
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your genetic material
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Yeah. So Id be helping out a
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and they were gonna pay us,
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That doesnt make
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They wanted
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you?
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(video game tires screeching,
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Yes, Sheldon,
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Im smart. Im nice.
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Im smart. Im nice.
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And I can eat cheese
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Are you upset he
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Of course not. I just
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that of all the people
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Well, he does.
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I dont see why Penny
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Well, perhaps Pennys worried
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the emotional toll of knowing
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who is biologically yours
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Wow, thats
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Yeah, Im taller than you
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Those people are crazy.
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Come on, I know youre there,
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Youre just making this harder.
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Look...
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you were right.
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I was doing this for
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You deserve to marry
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how amazing you are...
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because he doesnt want to spend
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Not... not because he wants
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Thank you.
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And I want you to know, I
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Raj, Im not gonna marry you.
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Im not asking you to.
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Then why are you here?
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Because I like you.
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Okay? I like you.
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I-I like you enough
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at the beginning,
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So...
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will you go out
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Okay.
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But I warn you,
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I just got out of
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and I might complain
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Maybe hes being weird
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Hey.
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Hi.
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Where you been?
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Just out.
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All right, look, um...
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Im sorry that we fought before.
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I know this is
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and if you dont want me
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Were a team.
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Ill be right back.
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What is that?
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Its a sample cup.
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Really? Cause it looks like
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Its the closest thing
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Its a gesture. Shut up.
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All right, sorry.
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So... are you saying
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but... when I told you
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you didnt have a say
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maybe I dont need
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Thank you.
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They couldnt have picked
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Are you calling Zack?
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No, Sheldon. Would you say
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Oh, my...
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