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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:27,534 FRIGHT COURT IS NOW IN SESSION. 2 00:01:27,534 --> 00:01:30,601 WILL THE DEFENDANTS PLEASE APPROACH THE BENCH. 3 00:01:30,601 --> 00:01:35,501 YOU STAND ACCUSED OF WATCHING TOO MUCH TALES FROM THE CRYPT. 4 00:01:35,501 --> 00:01:38,067 DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE CHARGE? 5 00:01:38,067 --> 00:01:41,434 NEITHER DO I. BUT I'LL TELL YOU THIS-- 6 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:45,100 IF CONVICTED, YOU'LL RECEIVE A STIFF SENTENCE. 7 00:01:45,100 --> 00:01:47,934 YOU MAY EVEN DO A LITTLE HORRID TIME. 8 00:01:47,934 --> 00:01:49,501 HOW DO YOU PLEAD? 9 00:01:49,501 --> 00:01:51,200 ALL RIGHT, THEN. 10 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,467 LET THE TRIAL BEGIN. 11 00:01:53,467 --> 00:01:56,667 OUR FIRST PIECE OF EVIDENCE IS A TALE 12 00:01:56,667 --> 00:01:58,167 ABOUT A COUPLE OF COLLEGE BOYS 13 00:01:58,167 --> 00:02:01,334 WHO ARE ABOUT TO UNDERGO A LITTLE TRIAL IN TERROR 14 00:02:01,334 --> 00:02:02,601 OF THEIR OWN, 15 00:02:02,601 --> 00:02:05,334 IN A WRIT OF HABEAS CORPSES I CALL... 16 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:08,701 HOUSE OF HORROR. 17 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:16,500 HOUSE OF HORROR 18 00:02:16,703 --> 00:02:21,504 WALL OF FAME 19 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:34,843 WALL OF SHAME 20 00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:37,014 PLACE OF DISHONOR 21 00:03:03,434 --> 00:03:06,100 EXCUSE ME, HONORABLE PRESIDENT CRANDLE, SIR. 22 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:08,534 THIS UNWORTHY PLEDGE WISHES TO CLEAN THAT PORTION OF THE FLOOR 23 00:03:08,534 --> 00:03:09,901 WHICH IS UNDER YOUR GLORIOUS SHOES. 24 00:03:09,901 --> 00:03:13,067 ALL RIGHT. JUST...HURRY IT UP. 25 00:03:14,067 --> 00:03:15,734 ARLING! 26 00:03:15,734 --> 00:03:19,534 HEY, ARLING, YOU TURD-BALL, 27 00:03:19,534 --> 00:03:22,434 DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO CLEAN THIS SECTION OF THE FLOOR OVER HERE? 28 00:03:22,434 --> 00:03:25,801 YES, SIR, GRAND AND GLORIOUS PLEDGEMASTER WILTON, SIR. 29 00:03:25,801 --> 00:03:30,334 WELL...ISN'T THAT DOG SHIT I SEE ON IT? 30 00:03:30,334 --> 00:03:34,000 YES, IT DOES APPEAR TO BE CANINE FECAL MATERIAL, SIR. 31 00:03:37,934 --> 00:03:40,467 WELL, HOW DO YOU THINK IT GOT THERE? 32 00:03:43,501 --> 00:03:45,901 AS A DIRECT RESULT OF MY OWN SENSE 33 00:03:45,901 --> 00:03:47,901 OF WORTHLESSNESS AND INCOMPETENCE, SIR. 34 00:03:47,901 --> 00:03:49,701 WATERS, HENDERSON-- 35 00:03:49,701 --> 00:03:51,434 THIS DON'T CONCERN YOU. 36 00:03:51,434 --> 00:03:54,000 GET BACK TO WORK BEFORE I PADDLE YOUR ASSES. 37 00:03:56,734 --> 00:03:58,133 WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, PLEDGE? 38 00:03:58,133 --> 00:04:00,701 CLEAN IT UP BEFORE I MAKE YOU USE YOUR TONGUE! 39 00:04:00,701 --> 00:04:02,634 YES, SIR. THANK YOU, SIR. 40 00:04:04,534 --> 00:04:07,100 OH, ARLING? 41 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:09,267 YOU FORGOT TO KISS THE SOLES OF MY SHOES. 42 00:04:12,734 --> 00:04:15,734 WHAT'S THE MATTER, ARLING, YOU WAITING FOR ANOTHER ALTERNATIVE? 43 00:04:15,734 --> 00:04:19,133 QUIT! QUIT! GO UP ON THE WALL OF SHAME. 44 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:20,634 YOU'LL NEVER BECOME A MEMBER, 45 00:04:20,634 --> 00:04:22,801 AND WE HAZE YOU AS LONG AS YOU GO TO THIS SCHOOL. 46 00:04:22,801 --> 00:04:26,334 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS PUNK ASSHOLE QUITTER-- 47 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:27,734 DEE DEE DeWITT. 48 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:30,200 DeWITT CHICKENED OUT ON A TEST OF COURAGE. 49 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,634 HE DIDN'T HAVE IT, SO HE QUIT. 50 00:04:32,634 --> 00:04:34,534 ONLY WE NEVER LET UP ON HIM. 51 00:04:34,534 --> 00:04:35,767 WE DROVE HIM CRAZY. 52 00:04:35,767 --> 00:04:38,734 WE MADE HIS LIFE A LIVING HELL. 53 00:04:38,734 --> 00:04:41,267 DeWITT ENDED UP DE-GRADED, 54 00:04:41,267 --> 00:04:43,667 DE-BILITATED, AND DE-FUNCT. 55 00:04:43,667 --> 00:04:46,167 HE HAD A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN. 56 00:04:46,167 --> 00:04:48,834 THAT WAS GREAT. 57 00:04:48,834 --> 00:04:51,000 ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT MAKES ME REALLY PROUD 58 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,434 TO BE GAMMA DELT. 59 00:04:58,167 --> 00:05:00,501 MY SHOES, ARLING. 60 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:19,834 THAT'S GROSS. 61 00:05:30,834 --> 00:05:32,501 REMEMBER, KIDDIES, 62 00:05:32,501 --> 00:05:35,000 TONIGHT'S YOUR TEST OF COURAGE. 63 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,100 IT'LL MAKE OR BREAK YOU. 64 00:05:43,234 --> 00:05:45,734 YOU KNOW, I'M THINKIN' I'D LIKE TO BREAK HIM. 65 00:05:45,734 --> 00:05:47,434 YEAH. BREAK HIS NECK. 66 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:49,267 WAIT FOR HIM ONE NIGHT BEHIND THE DOOR. 67 00:05:49,267 --> 00:05:51,300 WHEN HE COMES IN, WHAM! 68 00:05:51,300 --> 00:05:54,567 CRACK HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A BASEBALL BAT. 69 00:05:54,567 --> 00:05:56,200 FUCK THE BASEBALL BAT. 70 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:57,434 I'D USE A SHOVEL. 71 00:05:57,434 --> 00:05:58,434 YEAH. 72 00:05:58,434 --> 00:06:00,367 OR AN AX! 73 00:06:00,367 --> 00:06:01,734 OR A CHAINSAW. 74 00:06:01,734 --> 00:06:03,000 YEAH. 75 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,667 I JUST WANT THIS ALL DONE WITH. 76 00:06:04,667 --> 00:06:06,167 THE ONLY THING THAT'S KEEPING ME GOING IS-- 77 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:09,400 PLEDGES! DON'T MAKE A BROTHER 78 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,234 GET UP TO ANSWER THAT DOOR! 79 00:06:21,601 --> 00:06:24,801 WHY, Y'ALL DIDN'T HAVE TO GET SO DRESSED UP 80 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:27,234 JUST FOR LITTLE OLD ME. 81 00:06:27,234 --> 00:06:28,167 ARLING? 82 00:06:29,934 --> 00:06:32,801 WHAT'S A PLEDGE SUPPOSED TO DO IN THE PRESENCE OF A LADY? 83 00:06:32,801 --> 00:06:34,701 UH, WELCOME TO GAMMA DELTA OMEGA. 84 00:06:34,701 --> 00:06:37,200 PLEDGE ARLING AT YOUR SERVICE, MISS. 85 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:38,300 JUST CALL ME MONA. 86 00:06:39,901 --> 00:06:42,767 MY, YOU'RE QUITE A GENTLEMAN. 87 00:06:42,767 --> 00:06:44,133 I LIKE THAT. 88 00:06:47,934 --> 00:06:50,801 HOWDY, MONA. I'M TEX CRANDALL, PRESIDENT OF THE HOUSE. 89 00:06:50,801 --> 00:06:52,968 WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU? 90 00:06:52,968 --> 00:06:54,934 YOU SEE, OUR SORORITY-- 91 00:06:54,934 --> 00:06:57,167 DELTA OMEGA ALPHA-- 92 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,667 JUST OPENED A CHAPTER ON CAMPUS. 93 00:06:59,667 --> 00:07:02,367 AND WE'D LIKE TO AFFILIATE WITH A FRATERNITY, 94 00:07:02,367 --> 00:07:03,901 FOR VARIOUS... 95 00:07:03,901 --> 00:07:05,701 SOCIAL EVENTS. 96 00:07:05,701 --> 00:07:06,934 ALTHOUGH I ASSUME 97 00:07:06,934 --> 00:07:08,534 AN ORGANIZATION SUCH AS YOURS 98 00:07:08,534 --> 00:07:10,734 ALREADY HAS A SISTER HOUSE. 99 00:07:10,734 --> 00:07:12,801 WELL, UH, ACTUALLY, NO, WE'VE BEEN ON PROBA-- 100 00:07:12,801 --> 00:07:14,133 I MEAN, REVIEWING OUR SITUATION. 101 00:07:14,133 --> 00:07:16,200 WE MAY CONSIDER AN AFFILIATION, 102 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,400 PROVIDED CERTAIN STANDARDS ARE... 103 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:19,734 Y'ALL WANNA BE CERTAIN 104 00:07:19,734 --> 00:07:22,901 WE'RE NOT SOME DOG HOUSE, RIGHT? 105 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,067 WELL... 106 00:07:24,067 --> 00:07:27,100 HOW ABOUT THREE OR FOUR OF Y'ALL 107 00:07:27,100 --> 00:07:28,601 COME OVER FOR DINNER TONIGHT 108 00:07:28,601 --> 00:07:30,100 AND MEET THE SISTERS, 109 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:32,801 UP CLOSE AND... 110 00:07:32,801 --> 00:07:34,067 PERSONAL? 111 00:07:35,834 --> 00:07:38,634 MONA, COULD YOU GIVE US A SECOND HERE, PLEASE? 112 00:07:38,634 --> 00:07:41,000 THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 113 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,501 IT'S GOTTA BE ONE OF THOSE 114 00:07:42,501 --> 00:07:43,934 SORORITY INITIATION STUNTS. 115 00:07:43,934 --> 00:07:47,033 THEY GET A BUNCH OF GUYS OVER AND THEY MAKE FOOLS OF 'EM. 116 00:07:47,033 --> 00:07:48,501 IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE. 117 00:07:48,501 --> 00:07:50,234 LET ME FLUSH THIS OUT. 118 00:07:50,234 --> 00:07:53,100 MONA, WE'D LOVE TO. 119 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:56,033 UNFORTUNATELY, TONIGHT'S OUR FINAL PLEDGE RITUAL 120 00:07:56,033 --> 00:07:58,300 IN AN OFF-CAMPUS LOCALE. 121 00:07:58,300 --> 00:08:00,000 OH, I'M LES WILTON-- 122 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,634 PLEDGEMASTER. 123 00:08:01,634 --> 00:08:04,467 IT'S MY JOB TO MAKE MEN OF THESE BOYS. 124 00:08:04,467 --> 00:08:07,167 NOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT MAKING MEN OUT OF BOYS 125 00:08:07,167 --> 00:08:09,133 WAS A WOMAN'S JOB. 126 00:08:09,133 --> 00:08:12,868 WELL, PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO VOLUNTEER YOUR SERVICES. 127 00:08:12,868 --> 00:08:16,133 I'M SURE THE PLEDGES WOULDN'T MIND. 128 00:08:18,701 --> 00:08:20,667 MONA, I APOLOGIZE. 129 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,767 THAT WAS RUDE AND INSENSITIVE OF ME. 130 00:08:22,767 --> 00:08:24,767 HOWEVER, SINCE WE CAN'T SEND 131 00:08:24,767 --> 00:08:27,601 ANY BROTHERS TO YOUR HOUSE TONIGHT, 132 00:08:27,601 --> 00:08:32,701 PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO COME CHECK OUT OUR LITTLE RITUAL. 133 00:08:32,701 --> 00:08:34,434 OH, WE WOULDN'T THINK OF INTERFERING 134 00:08:34,434 --> 00:08:36,868 IN ONE OF YOUR SACRED RITUALS. 135 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:39,567 WELL, IF YOU WERE INTERFERING, 136 00:08:39,567 --> 00:08:40,901 WE WOULDN'T HAVE INVITED YOU. 137 00:08:40,901 --> 00:08:41,901 NEVERTHELESS, 138 00:08:41,901 --> 00:08:43,767 WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR INVITATION, 139 00:08:43,767 --> 00:08:46,267 AND WE WISH YOU MUCH LUCK ON FINDING A BROTHER HOUSE. 140 00:08:46,267 --> 00:08:47,200 WELL... 141 00:08:49,868 --> 00:08:53,734 IF YOU'RE CERTAIN WE WON'T BE INTERFERING... 142 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,501 WE'LL BE THERE. 143 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:05,234 THAT'S WHAT'S BEEN KEEPING ME GOING. 144 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,634 WE'RE ALMOST THERE. Y'ALL GONNA MAKE IT? 145 00:09:09,634 --> 00:09:11,534 WE'LL MAKE IT, SIR. 146 00:09:11,534 --> 00:09:13,701 AND WE KNOW WILTON'S PUSHING YOU KINDA HARD. 147 00:09:13,701 --> 00:09:17,200 LIKE WE SAID BEFORE, HE'S NOT EXACTLY THE TYPE OF MAN WE APPROVE OF. 148 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,801 THEN WHY DO YOU LET HIM DO THIS? 149 00:09:18,801 --> 00:09:19,934 POLITICS. 150 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:22,133 ABOUT 6 YEARS AGO, GAMMA DELTA HOUSE 151 00:09:22,133 --> 00:09:25,133 CAME CLOSE TO CENSORSHIP ON A CHEATING SCANDAL. 152 00:09:25,133 --> 00:09:27,067 WILTON DUG UP SOME DIRT ON THE DEAN. 153 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,334 BINGO--NO MORE SCANDAL. 154 00:09:29,334 --> 00:09:31,934 WIL DECIDED HE LIKED THE JOB OF PLEDGEMASTER, 155 00:09:31,934 --> 00:09:33,334 SO HE'S HAD IT EVER SINCE. 156 00:09:33,334 --> 00:09:34,667 WAIT, FOR 6 YEARS? 157 00:09:34,667 --> 00:09:36,367 HOW COME HE HASN'T GRADUATED? 158 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:38,734 GUYS LIKE WILL NEVER GRADUATE. 159 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:47,200 END OF THE LINE, KIDDIES! 160 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:50,067 PLEDGES WALK FROM THIS POINT ON! 161 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:53,133 WATERS, RECITE THE HISTORY OF THE OLD COUGHER HOUSE. 162 00:09:53,133 --> 00:09:55,167 IT WAS OWNED BY AN OLD--AN OLD HERMIT 163 00:09:55,167 --> 00:09:56,400 WITH A BLACK CLOAK AND HOOD, 164 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:57,868 WHO HAD THIS HACKING COUGH. 165 00:09:57,868 --> 00:09:59,534 YOU COULD HEAR HIM A MILE AWAY. 166 00:09:59,534 --> 00:10:01,367 THEY CALLED HIM THE COUGHER 167 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:03,267 AND HIS HOUSE COUGHER HOUSE. 168 00:10:03,267 --> 00:10:06,267 WATERS, SWALLOW THAT GUM. HENDERSON, CONTINUE. 169 00:10:06,267 --> 00:10:08,501 WHEN THE ALPHA SIGMA SIGMA FRAT HOUSE BURNED DOWN, 170 00:10:08,501 --> 00:10:09,868 THE MAYOR, WHO HAD BEEN A MEMBER, 171 00:10:09,868 --> 00:10:11,868 SWINDLED THE COUGHER OUT OF HIS OWN HOUSE 172 00:10:11,868 --> 00:10:13,133 AND GAVE IT TO THE FRATERNITY. 173 00:10:13,133 --> 00:10:16,467 THE COUGHER THEN CURSED THE HOUSE AND KILLED HIMSELF. 174 00:10:16,467 --> 00:10:17,467 ARLING, WRAP IT UP! 175 00:10:17,467 --> 00:10:19,834 A YEAR LATER, 9 MEMBERS OF ALPHA SIGMA 176 00:10:19,834 --> 00:10:22,167 WHO LIVED IN THE HOUSE, INCLUDING THE MAYOR'S SON, 177 00:10:22,167 --> 00:10:23,901 WERE MURDERED WITH AN AX 178 00:10:23,901 --> 00:10:25,667 BY SOMEONE WEARING A BLACK HOOD 179 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,567 WITH A HACKING COUGH. 180 00:10:27,567 --> 00:10:31,434 THE HOUSE WAS CONDEMNED. THAT WAS 1933. 181 00:10:31,434 --> 00:10:32,901 EVER SINCE THEN, PEOPLE SAY 182 00:10:32,901 --> 00:10:35,067 THE COUGHER'S GHOST IS STILL IN THERE, 183 00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:37,234 MAKING SURE NOBODY'S IN HIS HOUSE. 184 00:10:37,234 --> 00:10:40,067 THEY SAY YOU CAN STILL HEAR HIM COUGHING. 185 00:10:40,067 --> 00:10:41,501 BLINDFOLDS OFF, GENTLEMEN! 186 00:10:43,567 --> 00:10:44,901 WE'RE HERE. 187 00:11:10,567 --> 00:11:12,667 SO HERE'S THE DEAL, PLEDGES. 188 00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:17,100 YOU EACH HAVE A FLASHLIGHT. 189 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:20,501 YOU CAN ALL SEE THAT ROW OF WINDOWS THERE. 190 00:11:20,501 --> 00:11:24,033 YOU GO IN, RUN UP TO THE SECOND-FLOOR WINDOW, 191 00:11:24,033 --> 00:11:25,734 FLASH YOUR LIGHT THREE TIMES, 192 00:11:25,734 --> 00:11:27,734 CLIMB THE LADDER TO THE ATTIC, 193 00:11:27,734 --> 00:11:31,000 FLASH THREE TIMES IN THE ATTIC WINDOW. 194 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:35,033 THEN WAIT THERE TILL I CALL YOU BACK DOWN. 195 00:11:35,033 --> 00:11:37,434 IF YOU MAKE IT, YOU'RE IN. 196 00:11:37,434 --> 00:11:39,501 SOUND EASY? 197 00:11:39,501 --> 00:11:41,000 WELL, THE JOINT'S HAUNTED! 198 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,000 AND MR. AX MURDERER'S GHOST DOESN'T LIKE VISITORS. 199 00:11:46,067 --> 00:11:49,167 HENDERSON, YOU'RE FIRST. 200 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,734 GO. 201 00:11:53,033 --> 00:11:55,400 SEE YOU BOYS IN THE ATTIC. 202 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,067 GOOD LUCK, BOYS. 203 00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:59,901 ALL OF US SISTERS ARE COUNTING ON YOU. 204 00:11:59,901 --> 00:12:02,300 WE JUST LOVE FRATERNITY MEN. 205 00:12:03,634 --> 00:12:06,267 AWOO! 206 00:12:10,934 --> 00:12:12,934 SO, MONA... 207 00:12:12,934 --> 00:12:14,634 WHERE'S THE REST OF YOUR SISTERS? 208 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:15,901 THAT CAN'T BE ALL OF 'EM. 209 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,667 I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'LL ALL MAKE IT. 210 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:22,000 TOO BAD. ME AND SPARKS HERE RIGGED UP SOME GREAT GAGS. 211 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,634 THEY'RE GONNA MISS A GOOD SHOW. 212 00:12:55,434 --> 00:12:58,501 HEY. GREAT COUGHING, SPARKS. 213 00:12:58,501 --> 00:12:59,501 RECORDED THEM 214 00:12:59,501 --> 00:13:01,100 AT THE HOSPITAL LUNG CANCER WARD, 215 00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:04,033 THEN PUMPED THEM UP ON THE SYNTHESIZER. 216 00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:36,767 YOU DAMN NEAR KILLED ME. 217 00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:51,834 YOU ASSHOLE! 218 00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:54,100 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE GHOST OF AN AX MURDERER, 219 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,400 NOT A CHAINSAW MASSACRE. 220 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,367 ARTISTIC LICENSE. 221 00:13:57,367 --> 00:13:59,234 JUST CHECK ON THE EFFECTS, SPARKS. 222 00:14:05,501 --> 00:14:07,334 ONE DOWN, ONE TO GO. 223 00:14:09,968 --> 00:14:12,200 JESUS, THAT SOUNDED LIKE HENDERSON. 224 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,801 NAH, THEY JUST GOT THE PLACE WIRED FOR SOUND. 225 00:14:13,801 --> 00:14:15,501 WE'LL SEE HIM IN THE ATTIC WINDOW ANY MINUTE NOW. 226 00:14:24,601 --> 00:14:27,868 I THOUGHT I TOLD HIM TO BAG THAT CHAINSAW. 227 00:14:32,334 --> 00:14:36,033 WILTON, WHY IS IT TAKING HIM SO LONG TO GET UP THERE? 228 00:14:37,601 --> 00:14:40,734 GUESS HE JUST AIN'T GAMMA DELTA MATERIAL. 229 00:14:40,734 --> 00:14:43,400 WATERS, LET'S SEE IF YOU'RE WORTHY. 230 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:44,501 MOVE YOUR ASS. 231 00:14:44,501 --> 00:14:45,801 YOU SHOW 'EM, TIGER. 232 00:14:55,467 --> 00:14:57,434 WATERS! 233 00:14:57,434 --> 00:14:58,434 THERE'S SOMEBODY ON THE SECOND FLOOR 234 00:14:58,434 --> 00:14:59,367 WITH A CLOAK AND AN AX. 235 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,334 ARE YOU SHITTIN' ME, ARLING? 236 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:04,067 NO, MAN, I SWEAR TO GOD! I JUST SAW HIM. 237 00:15:04,067 --> 00:15:06,367 BAWK BAWK BAWK! 238 00:15:06,367 --> 00:15:09,133 BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BAWK! 239 00:15:09,133 --> 00:15:11,400 BUCK BUCK BAWK! 240 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,234 HENDERSON, YA UP THERE, BUDDY? 241 00:15:23,801 --> 00:15:26,334 HENDERSON, IS THAT YOU? 242 00:15:51,434 --> 00:15:54,000 STRAWBERRY JELLY. 243 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,901 OH, THOSE FUCKERS! 244 00:16:10,367 --> 00:16:11,534 SHIT, IT'S REAL! 245 00:16:13,734 --> 00:16:15,567 SICK, WILTON! 246 00:16:15,567 --> 00:16:18,267 VERY FUCKING SICK! 247 00:16:18,267 --> 00:16:20,501 WILTON MUST OF RUSTLED IT FROM MED SCHOOL. 248 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,434 I TOLD YOU TO LOSE THAT CHAINSAW. 249 00:16:29,434 --> 00:16:31,267 MY SYSTEM MUST BE SCREWED UP. 250 00:16:31,267 --> 00:16:33,567 THAT--THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SCREAM. 251 00:16:35,801 --> 00:16:38,901 THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. 252 00:16:38,901 --> 00:16:40,801 TWO SOUNDS AT ONCE. 253 00:16:40,801 --> 00:16:43,000 IT CAN'T DO THAT. 254 00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:50,334 WHAT'S THE STORY, WILTON? 255 00:16:50,334 --> 00:16:52,567 WHY ISN'T THERE ANY SIGN OF THOSE PLEDGES? 256 00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:55,100 BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING WITH US, THAT'S WHY. 257 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:58,334 LAYING LOW, TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD! 258 00:16:58,334 --> 00:16:59,567 AIN'T THAT RIGHT, ARLING? 259 00:16:59,567 --> 00:17:01,167 I DON'T KNOW! BUT I DON'T LIKE IT. 260 00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:03,734 YEAH, WELL, LIKE IT OR NOT, YOU'RE GOIN' IN THERE. 261 00:17:03,734 --> 00:17:07,834 OR I'M MAKIN' IT MY BUSINESS TO RIDE YOUR ASS TILL YOU'RE DE-FUNCT. 262 00:17:07,834 --> 00:17:10,033 LOOK, I SAW SOMEBODY IN THAT WINDOW WITH AN AX. 263 00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:11,667 I'M NOT GOING UP TO THE ATTIC! 264 00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:14,067 BAWK BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK! 265 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:16,033 HELL, ARLING, YOU'RE SO CHICKEN, 266 00:17:16,033 --> 00:17:18,334 I BET YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT TO THE SECOND FLOOR. 267 00:17:18,334 --> 00:17:21,334 IN FACT, I GOT 100 BUCKS SAYING YOU WON'T! 268 00:17:21,334 --> 00:17:22,501 HOW ABOUT IT, KID? 269 00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:24,501 HENDERSON AND WATERS BOTH DID IT. 270 00:17:28,834 --> 00:17:30,067 100 BUCKS WOULD BUY US 271 00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:32,334 ONE TERRIFIC DINNER DATE. 272 00:17:41,567 --> 00:17:42,767 TO THE SECOND FLOOR. 273 00:17:42,767 --> 00:17:44,968 YOU'RE ON. 274 00:17:44,968 --> 00:17:47,100 GOOD. I'LL GET YOUR 100 BUCKS, 275 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,968 THEN I'LL RUN YOUR ASS INTO THE GROUND. 276 00:17:53,033 --> 00:17:55,868 SO, MONA... 277 00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:58,734 DOES THAT DINNER DATE APPLY FOR ME, TOO? 278 00:17:58,734 --> 00:18:00,300 IF YOU WIN... 279 00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:01,868 BUT YOU WON'T. 280 00:18:01,868 --> 00:18:02,868 I'M SURE THAT YOUNG MAN 281 00:18:02,868 --> 00:18:04,400 WILL RISE TO THE OCCASION. 282 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,767 WATERS? 283 00:18:22,767 --> 00:18:25,067 HENDERSON? 284 00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:31,100 HEY. GREAT ARM GAG, SPARKS. 285 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,167 I DIDN'T DO IT. 286 00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:34,667 I THOUGHT YOU DID. 287 00:18:36,501 --> 00:18:38,868 HEY, WE GOTTA FRY THIS LITTLE TWERP 288 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,667 OR IT'S GONNA COST ME A C-NOTE. 289 00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:41,667 FRIED. 290 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,601 WATERS? 291 00:18:59,601 --> 00:19:01,234 HENDERSON? 292 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,367 THIS ISN'T FUNNY, GUYS! 293 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,634 WATERS? 294 00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:05,434 OH, SHIT! OH, JESUS CHRIST! 295 00:20:05,434 --> 00:20:08,501 GOD, HE'S ON ME! HE'S GONNA KILL ME NOW! 296 00:20:08,501 --> 00:20:10,234 I SAW IT! 297 00:20:10,234 --> 00:20:11,534 I SAW COUGHER'S GHOST WITH AN AX! 298 00:20:11,534 --> 00:20:13,367 IT'S REAL! HE TRIED TO KILL ME! 299 00:20:14,734 --> 00:20:16,868 TAKE A GOOD LOOK, ASSHOLE. 300 00:20:16,868 --> 00:20:19,968 IT'S JUST A DUMMY WITH A STUPID MASK WE RIGGED. 301 00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:22,200 DID I CALL THIS, OR WHAT?! 302 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,567 WE'RE TALKING WALL OF SHAME, HERE GUYS. 303 00:20:24,567 --> 00:20:27,100 MR. GUTLESS WONDER OF 1993. 304 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:28,601 NO! IT WASN'T A DUMMY! IT WAS A GHOST! 305 00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:29,767 IT WAS UPSTAIRS! I SAW HIM! 306 00:20:29,767 --> 00:20:31,000 BULLSHIT. 307 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,033 THE WHOLE THING'S BULLSHIT, INCLUDING THE LEGEND. 308 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,367 PLEDGEMASTER SECRET-- 309 00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:36,868 THE WHOLE THING WAS MADE UP YEARS AGO 310 00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:37,968 AND PRINTED IN THE SCHOOL PAPER 311 00:20:37,968 --> 00:20:40,267 SO PLEDGES COULD RESEARCH IT FOR INITIATIONS. 312 00:20:40,267 --> 00:20:41,567 IT NEVER HAPPENED! 313 00:20:41,567 --> 00:20:44,467 THERE'S NO COUGHER. THERE NEVER WAS. 314 00:20:44,467 --> 00:20:45,701 AND ARLING'S JUST A WUSS. 315 00:20:45,701 --> 00:20:48,200 YOU OWE ME 100 BUCKS, 316 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,167 AND IT'S BUYING ME A DATE WITH MONA. 317 00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:52,868 SHE LIKES MEN, NOT WIMPS. 318 00:20:52,868 --> 00:20:55,234 AIN'T THAT RIGHT, SWEETHEART? 319 00:20:55,234 --> 00:20:57,634 ALL RIGHT, WILTON, CALL DOWN THE REST OF THE PLEDGES 320 00:20:57,634 --> 00:21:00,634 SO WE CAN HIT THE TRAIL. 321 00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:03,467 WATERS! HENDERSON! 322 00:21:03,467 --> 00:21:06,133 THIS IS YOUR GRAND AND GLORIOUS PLEDGEMASTER HERE. 323 00:21:06,133 --> 00:21:07,200 I'M IN THE HOUSE. 324 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,734 I WANT YOU TO COME DOWN NOW! 325 00:21:09,734 --> 00:21:11,067 WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO GO UP TO THE ATTIC 326 00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:12,133 AND BRING 'EM DOWN YOURSELF? 327 00:21:12,133 --> 00:21:13,567 WASN'T THAT THE DEAL? 328 00:21:15,634 --> 00:21:17,133 SO IT'S AN AMBUSH. 329 00:21:17,133 --> 00:21:19,167 I GO UP THERE AND THOSE TWO JUMP ME. 330 00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:20,868 YOU HAD IT PLANNED ALL ALONG. 331 00:21:20,868 --> 00:21:23,167 WELL, I AIN'T FALLIN' FOR YOUR BULLSHIT, ARLING. 332 00:21:23,167 --> 00:21:25,167 NOT THIS WILTON. 333 00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:26,834 WHAT'S THE MATTER, WILTON, 334 00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:29,501 YOU AFRAID OF GETTIN' BUSHWHACKED BY A COUPLE OF DWEEB PLEDGES? 335 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,434 YOU CAN'T TAKE THEM GREENHORNS? 336 00:21:32,434 --> 00:21:34,968 LES, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MAN. 337 00:21:34,968 --> 00:21:37,300 OF COURSE I CAN TAKE 'EM. 338 00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:38,767 WATCH THIS. 339 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:43,000 HEY, SPARKS, CUT THAT OUT! 340 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,834 IT WASN'T ME! I--I ALREADY YANKED THE WIRE! 341 00:21:55,801 --> 00:21:58,968 UH, SPARKS, MAYBE YOU'D BETTER COME WITH ME. UH... 342 00:21:58,968 --> 00:22:01,534 I DON'T REMEMBER HOW WE RIGGED EVERYTHING UP HERE. 343 00:22:01,534 --> 00:22:02,767 HEY, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. 344 00:22:02,767 --> 00:22:04,100 ME, I'M AFRAID OF GHOSTS. 345 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,767 UH, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT-- 346 00:22:08,767 --> 00:22:10,267 I'LL GO FIRST AND YOU, UH, 347 00:22:10,267 --> 00:22:12,033 YOU GUYS FOLLOW RIGHT BEHIND ME. 348 00:22:12,033 --> 00:22:14,667 US BROTHERS GOT TO STICK TOGETHER, RIGHT? 349 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,968 BAWK! BUCK BUCK! BUCK BUCK BUCK BAWK! 350 00:22:17,968 --> 00:22:19,367 BAWK BAWK BAWK! 351 00:22:19,367 --> 00:22:20,901 HEY, COME ON! 352 00:22:20,901 --> 00:22:23,667 THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING CHICKEN AND BEING STUPID! 353 00:22:23,667 --> 00:22:25,701 OH, YEAH? HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? 354 00:22:25,701 --> 00:22:27,701 I'LL REMEMBER THIS. 355 00:22:27,701 --> 00:22:31,100 I'M GOING TO PAY BACK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU. 356 00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:02,133 YOU REMEMBER ME? 357 00:23:03,334 --> 00:23:04,868 DEE DEE DeWITT. 358 00:23:04,868 --> 00:23:06,801 FROM THE WALL OF SHAME. 359 00:23:06,801 --> 00:23:08,434 I GUESS I PROVED 360 00:23:08,434 --> 00:23:11,300 THAT YOU'RE NOT GAMMA DELTA MATERIAL, EITHER. 361 00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:12,734 HA HA HA! 362 00:23:12,734 --> 00:23:15,701 BAWK! BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BAWK! 363 00:23:19,534 --> 00:23:20,801 INCREDIBLE, MAN. 364 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,200 AND ABOUT THOSE OTHER PLEDGES-- 365 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,701 I PUT A NOTE ON THE ATTIC DOOR 366 00:23:27,701 --> 00:23:29,367 TELLING THEM NOT TO SIGNAL 367 00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:31,701 OR DO ANYTHING UNTIL THEY HEARD THE PASSWORD-- 368 00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:32,868 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 369 00:23:32,868 --> 00:23:36,868 AND I SIGNED THE NOTE "LES WILTON." 370 00:23:36,868 --> 00:23:40,601 NOBODY DOES THAT TO ME! 371 00:23:40,601 --> 00:23:42,601 LET'S GO, GIRLS. 372 00:23:42,601 --> 00:23:44,267 MONA! WAIT! 373 00:23:44,267 --> 00:23:46,968 I WON! YOU OWE ME A DATE! 374 00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:48,968 ALL RIGHT, WILTON, CALL DOWN THE REST OF THEM PLEDGES 375 00:23:48,968 --> 00:23:50,400 SO WE CAN ALL VAMOOSE. 376 00:23:52,734 --> 00:23:54,033 DO IT! 377 00:23:58,167 --> 00:24:00,334 WATERS! HENDERSON! HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 378 00:24:00,334 --> 00:24:01,767 NOW GET DOWN HERE! 379 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,367 DID YOU HEAR ME? 380 00:24:04,367 --> 00:24:07,501 I SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY! NOW MOVE! 381 00:24:07,501 --> 00:24:09,701 I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU'RE FUCKIN' WITH ME AGAIN... 382 00:24:09,701 --> 00:24:13,334 HEY. MAYBE THEY ARE GONNA JUMP YOU. 383 00:24:13,334 --> 00:24:15,400 HA HA HA HA HA! 384 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,367 GO UP AND GET 'EM, WILTON. 385 00:24:17,367 --> 00:24:20,234 GO GET 'EM OR WE'RE EXPELLING YOUR ASS. 386 00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:31,267 I COULD QUIT. THAT'S WHAT I OUGHT TO DO. 387 00:24:31,267 --> 00:24:33,734 DeWITT. 388 00:24:33,734 --> 00:24:36,200 SO IT WAS YOU THAT RIGGED THE ARM? 389 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,601 ARM? WHAT ARM? 390 00:24:38,601 --> 00:24:40,200 THIS ARM. 391 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,701 HEY, NO. IT AIN'T MINE. 392 00:24:42,701 --> 00:24:45,334 OH, MY GOD. THAT'S A PLEDGE RING! 393 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,400 IT'S HENDERSON'S! 394 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:48,801 GOOD LORD! 395 00:24:48,801 --> 00:24:50,133 WATERS! 396 00:24:50,133 --> 00:24:51,868 HENDERSON! 397 00:24:51,868 --> 00:24:54,067 I'M GONNA READ BOTH YOUR ASSES FOR THIS. 398 00:25:03,767 --> 00:25:04,934 WATERS? 399 00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:09,934 HENDERSON? 400 00:25:35,901 --> 00:25:39,868 WELCOME TO DELTA OMEGA ALPHA PLEDGE NIGHT. 401 00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:44,434 WE JUST LOVE FRATERNITY BOYS. 402 00:25:44,434 --> 00:25:48,734 YOU SEE, D.O.A. IS AN ALL-GHOUL SORORITY. 403 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:55,701 YOU'RE ABOUT TO BECOME 404 00:25:55,701 --> 00:25:58,033 DELTA OMEGA MATERIAL NOW. 405 00:25:58,033 --> 00:25:59,467 DINNER. 406 00:26:02,534 --> 00:26:04,033 SEE, LES? 407 00:26:04,033 --> 00:26:06,701 YOU GET YOUR DINNER DATE AFTER ALL. 408 00:26:06,701 --> 00:26:09,834 AND I'M JUST SO FAMISHED FOR A MAN. 409 00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:11,334 REMEMBER, PLEDGES, 410 00:26:11,334 --> 00:26:12,667 EAT EVERY BITE 411 00:26:12,667 --> 00:26:15,701 OR YOU'LL END UP ON THE WALL OF SHAME! 412 00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:27,745 WALL OF SHAME 413 00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:58,900 THE HONORABLE JUDGE CRYPTKEEPER 414 00:26:58,968 --> 00:27:00,167 POOR LES. 415 00:27:00,167 --> 00:27:01,300 I KNOW THEY SAY 416 00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:04,000 THAT COLLEGE COSTS AN ARM AND A LEG, 417 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,934 BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS! 418 00:27:09,267 --> 00:27:13,434 STILL, I THINK HE'D HAVE BEEN HAPPY TO KNOW 419 00:27:13,434 --> 00:27:17,167 HE WAS PART OF ONE LAST FOOD FRIGHT. 420 00:27:17,167 --> 00:27:18,334 AH. 421 00:27:18,334 --> 00:27:21,000 I SEE WE'VE REACHED A VERDICT. 422 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,501 MEMBERS OF THE GORY, 423 00:27:22,501 --> 00:27:27,167 DO YOU FIEND THE DEFENDANT GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY? 424 00:27:29,467 --> 00:27:31,167 WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 425 00:27:31,167 --> 00:27:33,501 A HUNG JURY. 29530

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