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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,508 --> 00:00:06,873 Kids! Your mother's on the phone, 2 00:00:06,898 --> 00:00:08,365 and it's her first day on set, 3 00:00:08,393 --> 00:00:10,660 so let's all make sure we keep her spirits high, okay? 4 00:00:10,696 --> 00:00:11,728 Alexis, come on. 5 00:00:11,763 --> 00:00:13,430 Mr. Rose, I think you should answer it. 6 00:00:13,465 --> 00:00:14,809 Yeah, she's over there all by herself, 7 00:00:14,833 --> 00:00:16,165 so it's gotta be stressful, right? 8 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:18,144 - I mean, the jet lag, and... - Oh my God, answer the phone! 9 00:00:18,169 --> 00:00:19,747 - That's why-that's why... - Answer the phone, please! 10 00:00:19,771 --> 00:00:21,515 Put her on speaker, how do you put her on speaker? 11 00:00:21,540 --> 00:00:22,882 - Arghhh! - Speaker, speaker. 12 00:00:22,906 --> 00:00:24,773 Yeah, hello? Moira? 13 00:00:24,808 --> 00:00:27,109 - _ - Moira: John? Hello? Hello? 14 00:00:27,144 --> 00:00:30,212 Moira? David, I don't think she can hear me! 15 00:00:30,248 --> 00:00:31,880 John, are you there? 16 00:00:31,915 --> 00:00:33,949 Yeah, I'm here, everybody's here. 17 00:00:33,984 --> 00:00:36,285 I expected to hear from you yesterday. 18 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:38,186 Kids, say hi to your mother. 19 00:00:38,222 --> 00:00:39,455 - Hey. - Hi... 20 00:00:39,490 --> 00:00:42,124 - She-she's not my mother. - Who are those voices? 21 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:43,648 Uh, your children! 22 00:00:43,673 --> 00:00:46,262 Oh Alexis, do you have strep again? 23 00:00:46,297 --> 00:00:48,497 - That was David! - Is that Stevie? 24 00:00:48,532 --> 00:00:49,632 Hi. 25 00:00:49,667 --> 00:00:51,400 David! Oh, David, how's the store? 26 00:00:51,435 --> 00:00:54,403 Any new customers, or is it still friendless? 27 00:00:54,438 --> 00:00:55,704 Okay, thank you. 28 00:00:55,740 --> 00:00:58,574 And John, I know disoriented you get in my absence. 29 00:00:58,609 --> 00:01:00,842 Don't forget I left you that Sudoku book. 30 00:01:00,878 --> 00:01:02,623 Yeah, well, I haven't needed it sweetheart, 31 00:01:02,647 --> 00:01:04,246 because I've been up since 5:00am, 32 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:06,581 there's so much to do here at the motel. 33 00:01:06,616 --> 00:01:08,483 But listen, how are you doing? 34 00:01:08,518 --> 00:01:10,718 I mean, how does it feel to be back in the saddle? 35 00:01:10,754 --> 00:01:13,188 Oh John, there's a sweetness in the air, 36 00:01:13,223 --> 00:01:14,389 and I'm not just saying that 37 00:01:14,424 --> 00:01:17,458 because we shoot next to a baklava factory. 38 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:18,693 Kids! 39 00:01:18,728 --> 00:01:21,629 Do you wanna put those magazines back, please?! 40 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,265 No. 41 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:25,867 Excellent, Hamza! Darlings, I must sign off. 42 00:01:25,903 --> 00:01:28,300 I'm finally getting my tete-a-tete with the director. 43 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:31,306 He's some up-and-coming pretty young thing out of New York. 44 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:32,908 Well, sounds like your kind of people. 45 00:01:32,943 --> 00:01:34,609 Yes! You come up with some real money, 46 00:01:34,644 --> 00:01:36,344 you can attract the best. 47 00:01:36,379 --> 00:01:37,779 Well, zbogom, John! 48 00:01:37,815 --> 00:01:39,380 That's goodbye in the mother tongue! 49 00:01:39,416 --> 00:01:41,249 Okay, well, I'll sign off too, sweetheart. 50 00:01:41,285 --> 00:01:43,518 Lots to do, but wishing you an exciting... 51 00:01:45,722 --> 00:01:47,955 Okay, yep. Miss you, too. 52 00:01:47,990 --> 00:01:49,324 She already hung up. 53 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:50,925 Oh! Burn, Dad! 54 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:52,104 Oh my God that's so embarrassing, 55 00:01:52,128 --> 00:01:54,195 you must feel ridiculous. 56 00:01:54,230 --> 00:01:55,963 You better remember which nails you pulled 57 00:01:55,998 --> 00:01:58,433 those wigs from, because your mother keeps a spreadsheet. 58 00:01:58,662 --> 00:02:03,662 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 59 00:02:05,410 --> 00:02:08,909 David? Come here, please. 60 00:02:08,945 --> 00:02:11,346 - I have a concern. - Oh! Um, no. 61 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,548 Your natural deodorant isn't working. 62 00:02:13,583 --> 00:02:15,416 Stop, David! No, come here. 63 00:02:15,452 --> 00:02:16,951 - Sit! - What? 64 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:21,333 - Um... - What?! 65 00:02:21,358 --> 00:02:23,101 I just wanted to make sure that everything was okay 66 00:02:23,125 --> 00:02:24,640 between you and Patrick. 67 00:02:26,302 --> 00:02:29,503 Yeah! Why? Why? What did... what did he say to you? 68 00:02:29,531 --> 00:02:31,365 No, nothing. I just got... 69 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,834 scared when I saw your score on this relationship quiz. 70 00:02:33,869 --> 00:02:35,134 Oh my God! 71 00:02:35,170 --> 00:02:36,481 Because according to M'Lady Magazine, 72 00:02:36,505 --> 00:02:38,490 "How Electric is your Relationship" quiz 73 00:02:38,730 --> 00:02:40,640 from summer 1991, you and Patrick 74 00:02:40,676 --> 00:02:43,577 are "In Need of a Generator!" Poor thing! 75 00:02:43,612 --> 00:02:46,913 Okay, first of all, it's Major Lady Magazine, 76 00:02:46,948 --> 00:02:49,483 and second of all, that quiz is garbage. 77 00:02:49,518 --> 00:02:50,917 Mm, totally, David. 78 00:02:50,952 --> 00:02:53,520 This garbage quiz that it looks like you took more than once. 79 00:02:53,555 --> 00:02:56,590 Yeah, because it's rigged. You could take it 1000 times 80 00:02:56,625 --> 00:02:57,902 you'd still get the same outcome. 81 00:02:57,926 --> 00:02:59,459 Oh, it's okay, David. 82 00:02:59,495 --> 00:03:01,138 You and Patrick have settled in to that like, 83 00:03:01,162 --> 00:03:03,530 nine to five life, so things are probably starting 84 00:03:03,565 --> 00:03:05,599 to feel a little snooze-town. 85 00:03:05,634 --> 00:03:09,168 You're dating a vet who irons his polo shirts. 86 00:03:09,204 --> 00:03:12,138 Um, Ted and I got "Electrical Storm." So. 87 00:03:13,275 --> 00:03:16,750 That's impossible. What did you do to get that? 88 00:03:16,111 --> 00:03:18,611 Did you plug your hairdryer in with wet hands again? 89 00:03:18,646 --> 00:03:21,680 Hey, that happened twice David, let it go. 90 00:03:21,716 --> 00:03:24,517 Sorry that we work hard to keep the sparks flying. 91 00:03:24,552 --> 00:03:25,919 That's disgusting. 92 00:03:25,954 --> 00:03:27,965 We've actually started taking every Friday afternoon off 93 00:03:27,989 --> 00:03:29,672 to go on "adventure dates." 94 00:03:31,359 --> 00:03:34,493 "Adventure dates" sound like something a marriage counselor 95 00:03:34,529 --> 00:03:36,495 would proscribe as a last resort. 96 00:03:36,531 --> 00:03:38,431 Okay, fine... I was gonna see 97 00:03:38,466 --> 00:03:40,110 if you guys wanted to join us this afternoon, 98 00:03:40,350 --> 00:03:42,201 but you probably have more exciting things to do, 99 00:03:42,237 --> 00:03:45,338 like put price tags on things, and... 100 00:03:45,373 --> 00:03:47,506 It's merchandising day, actually. 101 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:49,398 Oh! 102 00:03:49,444 --> 00:03:51,410 Where are you going, anyway? 103 00:03:51,445 --> 00:03:53,578 Ted booked a tour of Elm Falls Park, 104 00:03:53,613 --> 00:03:55,613 which is like, a super cute look for us. 105 00:03:55,649 --> 00:03:56,729 Sounds dumb. 106 00:03:58,455 --> 00:04:00,520 Fine, text me the information, 107 00:04:00,870 --> 00:04:01,886 and I'll see if we're interested. 108 00:04:01,922 --> 00:04:04,256 Oh! David? It could be worse. 109 00:04:04,291 --> 00:04:06,955 You guys could be a "Total Power Failure." 110 00:04:07,194 --> 00:04:08,971 Mm! Eat glass. 111 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,566 Caw! Caw! My teamster brethren! 112 00:04:14,601 --> 00:04:17,202 Yes, it's me, if you can believe it! 113 00:04:34,651 --> 00:04:36,705 Okay, I told the producers 114 00:04:36,730 --> 00:04:39,331 I would approve background on set. 115 00:04:39,356 --> 00:04:42,691 Oh! And I shall tell them the same. 116 00:04:42,929 --> 00:04:46,197 You must be Blaire. No last name. 117 00:04:46,232 --> 00:04:48,900 Doctor Clara Beatrice Mandrake at your service. 118 00:04:48,935 --> 00:04:51,870 Middle name wasn't scripted, but I've done my homework. 119 00:04:51,905 --> 00:04:54,768 Okay. So, you're Rose, then? 120 00:04:55,740 --> 00:04:58,370 Moira Rose. And I see what's happening here. 121 00:04:58,612 --> 00:05:02,357 Break me down just to build me up again! 122 00:05:02,382 --> 00:05:04,581 Like Stan Kubrick did to Shelley. 123 00:05:05,585 --> 00:05:07,385 Okay, I'm not really into games, 124 00:05:07,420 --> 00:05:09,721 and I'm due on set in an hour, 125 00:05:09,756 --> 00:05:12,230 so can whatever this is can wait 'til then? 126 00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:15,590 I imagine script revisions might be something 127 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:16,327 you'd like to sign off on 128 00:05:16,362 --> 00:05:18,262 before the first clap of the boards. 129 00:05:18,297 --> 00:05:20,245 There's a problem with the script? 130 00:05:20,833 --> 00:05:23,401 Well, just a few character adjustments. 131 00:05:23,436 --> 00:05:25,369 I'm kidding. 132 00:05:25,405 --> 00:05:27,745 The script's a total dumpster fire, of course. 133 00:05:28,174 --> 00:05:30,441 Hah! If the script were garbage, 134 00:05:30,476 --> 00:05:32,343 I don't believe we'd have signed on. 135 00:05:32,378 --> 00:05:35,112 It's an apocalyptic fantasy about mutant crows. 136 00:05:35,148 --> 00:05:36,914 I think we all know what we're making here. 137 00:05:36,949 --> 00:05:39,350 A timely allegory about prejudice. 138 00:05:39,385 --> 00:05:42,530 - Okay, Maura, is it? - Moira. 139 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:45,220 My last picture was a $50 million dollar studio project. 140 00:05:45,580 --> 00:05:48,417 I think it's safe to say that this is not that. 141 00:05:48,894 --> 00:05:51,280 And what exactly is this to you, then? 142 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:52,784 A trip to Bora Bora. 143 00:05:53,533 --> 00:05:55,854 I see. Bora Bora. 144 00:05:56,269 --> 00:05:58,568 Caroline Kennedy once called it the Atlantic City 145 00:05:58,603 --> 00:06:00,417 of French Polynesia. 146 00:06:00,442 --> 00:06:02,949 Okay, let's just cash our paychecks, 147 00:06:02,974 --> 00:06:05,557 and pray no one ever sees this, yeah? 148 00:06:09,404 --> 00:06:12,112 Morning, Stevie. 149 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:15,618 I'm just here to submit my letter of resignation. 150 00:06:15,653 --> 00:06:17,853 Okay, you can just leave it right here on the desk. 151 00:06:17,889 --> 00:06:19,655 Well, I haven't actually written it yet. 152 00:06:19,691 --> 00:06:22,559 But I guess I can just dictate it to you right now. 153 00:06:22,594 --> 00:06:24,427 Um, "To whom it may concern." 154 00:06:24,463 --> 00:06:27,197 Sorry Roland, why exactly are you quitting? 155 00:06:27,232 --> 00:06:29,210 Well, I would rather quit than come in here every day 156 00:06:29,234 --> 00:06:30,694 and be humiliated! 157 00:06:30,719 --> 00:06:32,547 I mean, I come to work, and Johnny's out there 158 00:06:32,571 --> 00:06:34,204 doing all my jobs! 159 00:06:34,239 --> 00:06:35,938 Yeah, he's been... buzzing around 160 00:06:35,981 --> 00:06:38,248 - ever since Mrs. Rose left. - Yeah, exactly! 161 00:06:38,276 --> 00:06:39,642 I mean, come on, what's next? 162 00:06:39,677 --> 00:06:42,544 I go home and he's playing strip backgammon with my wife? 163 00:06:42,580 --> 00:06:44,130 Come on! 164 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:46,348 - No, don't talk to me. - Yeah. 165 00:06:46,383 --> 00:06:47,683 I-I mean, I look in the mirror 166 00:06:47,719 --> 00:06:49,551 and it's Johnny's face staring back at me? 167 00:06:49,587 --> 00:06:51,220 Got it, Roland. I'll talk to him. 168 00:06:51,255 --> 00:06:53,300 Okay, well, I'll go with you. 169 00:06:54,492 --> 00:06:56,592 Oh, look! This guy's wearing a work shirt. 170 00:06:56,628 --> 00:06:58,327 He's even copping my look now! 171 00:06:59,931 --> 00:07:01,380 Uh... 172 00:07:01,966 --> 00:07:03,699 What ya doin' there, Mr. Rose? 173 00:07:03,735 --> 00:07:06,535 Oh, I noticed there was a bit of blockage in the gutters. 174 00:07:06,570 --> 00:07:08,437 But um... 175 00:07:08,472 --> 00:07:10,506 Roland's in charge of doing the gutters. 176 00:07:10,541 --> 00:07:12,441 Yeah, I'm the gutter guy, Johnny. 177 00:07:12,476 --> 00:07:14,209 Everybody knows I'm the gutter guy! 178 00:07:14,245 --> 00:07:16,450 Well, it was on the to-do list for today. 179 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:17,980 Yeah, it was on my to-do list! 180 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:19,626 What are you gonna do next, the bathrooms?! 181 00:07:19,650 --> 00:07:20,927 No, I haven't done the bathrooms. 182 00:07:20,951 --> 00:07:23,317 Jeez, I wouldn't mind if he did the bathrooms. 183 00:07:23,353 --> 00:07:26,121 Uh, is everything okay, Mr. Rose? 184 00:07:26,156 --> 00:07:28,835 Yeah, never felt better. I feel invigorated! 185 00:07:29,590 --> 00:07:31,137 Well, maybe you can move on to cleaning the windows, 186 00:07:31,161 --> 00:07:32,761 and give Roland his job back? 187 00:07:32,796 --> 00:07:34,896 Well, I've already done the windows. 188 00:07:34,931 --> 00:07:37,231 It looks like Roland might have to find some other work. 189 00:07:37,267 --> 00:07:40,100 Oh jeez. Find some other work, do you hear him? 190 00:07:40,370 --> 00:07:42,103 What's gonna happen next? I go to my dermatologist, 191 00:07:42,139 --> 00:07:44,305 and Johnny's there getting my moles checked? 192 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:46,641 Point made Roland, thank you. 193 00:07:51,542 --> 00:07:53,375 - Oh hi. - Hi. 194 00:07:59,189 --> 00:08:02,623 Have I ever told you how sexy it is to walk in here 195 00:08:02,659 --> 00:08:05,459 and see you doing um... 196 00:08:05,495 --> 00:08:07,562 inventory? 197 00:08:07,597 --> 00:08:11,546 And wearing those little rubber thimbles on your fingers? 198 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:13,999 They help me flip the pages easier. 199 00:08:14,214 --> 00:08:17,155 Hot. Hot sex. 200 00:08:17,907 --> 00:08:20,249 You know what else is hot and sexy? 201 00:08:20,757 --> 00:08:23,477 Doing something spontaneous this afternoon. 202 00:08:23,513 --> 00:08:25,346 Ooh, like what? 203 00:08:25,381 --> 00:08:27,429 You helping me with the inventory? 204 00:08:27,893 --> 00:08:30,132 Yes. Or... 205 00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:32,687 taking the afternoon off. 206 00:08:32,722 --> 00:08:34,577 Mixing up the nine to five. 207 00:08:35,421 --> 00:08:36,490 Okay... 208 00:08:36,526 --> 00:08:38,326 well, nine to five are our store hours. 209 00:08:38,361 --> 00:08:41,160 So it's kinda hard to build customer loyalty 210 00:08:41,196 --> 00:08:43,763 when your store is just like, spontaneously open or closed. 211 00:08:43,798 --> 00:08:46,633 Yeah. Anyway, it turns out 212 00:08:46,668 --> 00:08:49,202 Alexis's relationship is in trouble. 213 00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:50,903 - What? - Yeah, I know. 214 00:08:50,939 --> 00:08:53,607 Struggling. She practically begged us to join them 215 00:08:53,642 --> 00:08:55,475 at the park this afternoon, 216 00:08:55,510 --> 00:08:57,900 probably for emotional support. 217 00:08:57,450 --> 00:08:58,823 Wow, we just saw them, they seemed totally fine. 218 00:08:58,847 --> 00:09:00,313 I know. Yeah. 219 00:09:00,349 --> 00:09:02,514 Well, they're in need of a generator, 220 00:09:02,550 --> 00:09:04,650 if you know what I mean. 221 00:09:04,552 --> 00:09:06,151 Well, I don't, but uh... 222 00:09:06,186 --> 00:09:07,631 if you think it'll help a bad situation, 223 00:09:07,655 --> 00:09:09,755 I guess we could duck out a little early today. 224 00:09:09,790 --> 00:09:11,602 It will just mean we'll have to start early tomorrow. 225 00:09:11,626 --> 00:09:12,893 Mhmm. 226 00:09:13,594 --> 00:09:17,620 You know, it's that unshakable sense of responsibility 227 00:09:17,970 --> 00:09:19,643 that... makes me wanna just... 228 00:09:20,401 --> 00:09:23,135 rip those little rubber things, 229 00:09:23,170 --> 00:09:25,704 and... burn 'em in a fire. 230 00:09:31,612 --> 00:09:34,747 Twyla, can I get a lunch special to go, please? 231 00:09:34,772 --> 00:09:36,573 - Sure. - Okay. 232 00:09:36,950 --> 00:09:39,752 Oh! So no one thought to tell me 233 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:41,552 about the team lunch today? 234 00:09:41,588 --> 00:09:42,920 Oh, we tried. 235 00:09:42,955 --> 00:09:45,856 You just couldn't hear us over the sound of the lawnmower. 236 00:09:45,892 --> 00:09:48,559 Yeah, lawnmower, as in mowing the lawn, 237 00:09:48,595 --> 00:09:50,561 which is also my job. 238 00:09:50,597 --> 00:09:53,464 Am I supposed to be reading between the lines here? 239 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:57,100 Well, I think we were just wondering if maybe the fact 240 00:09:57,360 --> 00:10:01,150 that you're so invigorated to work lately 241 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,508 is because Mrs. Rose is gone, 242 00:10:03,543 --> 00:10:05,750 and you're trying to fill a... 243 00:10:05,111 --> 00:10:07,812 Fill a big, black empty hole in your life. 244 00:10:07,847 --> 00:10:10,348 Is that pretty much what you were trying to say there, Stevie? 245 00:10:10,383 --> 00:10:11,982 Maybe not quite like that, but... 246 00:10:12,180 --> 00:10:14,985 Okay, if you're suggesting... that my work ethic 247 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,265 has anything to do with... Oh, it's Moira! 248 00:10:17,290 --> 00:10:18,721 I gotta to take this. 249 00:10:18,746 --> 00:10:20,724 Moira, what's the good word? 250 00:10:20,759 --> 00:10:24,295 Oh John, I'm afraid I've made a grave error in judgment. 251 00:10:24,330 --> 00:10:27,264 Oh sweetheart, I told you not to drink the tap water. 252 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:30,534 If only! At this moment an intestinal bacteria 253 00:10:30,569 --> 00:10:32,736 would wreak less havoc on my career! 254 00:10:32,771 --> 00:10:33,938 Well, I don't understand. 255 00:10:33,973 --> 00:10:35,840 Everything was fine two hours ago. 256 00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:38,542 John, you know me, I'm never one to complain. 257 00:10:38,577 --> 00:10:41,780 I didn't bat an eye when I found out my accommodation 258 00:10:41,113 --> 00:10:44,748 here was in actuality a small "Bed or Breakfast." 259 00:10:44,783 --> 00:10:46,616 They feed me at work, I'll take the bed. 260 00:10:46,652 --> 00:10:47,952 So then what's the problem? 261 00:10:47,987 --> 00:10:51,155 Our director appears to be on a kamikaze mission 262 00:10:51,190 --> 00:10:52,289 to sink this ship, 263 00:10:52,325 --> 00:10:54,958 and I refuse to be the goddess on its prow! 264 00:10:54,993 --> 00:10:57,927 Well, if you're not enjoying yourself anymore sweetheart, 265 00:10:57,963 --> 00:10:59,663 then coming home is always an option. 266 00:10:59,698 --> 00:11:01,598 I mean, you must be missing your family. 267 00:11:01,633 --> 00:11:05,235 Oh, thank you, John, but that's not it. 268 00:11:05,270 --> 00:11:08,605 This was supposed to be my comeback vehicle, 269 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,407 and opportunities like this 270 00:11:10,442 --> 00:11:12,843 come along ever so infrequently. 271 00:11:17,148 --> 00:11:18,682 Well, Moira, 272 00:11:18,717 --> 00:11:20,831 I feel the answer is right in front of you. 273 00:11:21,387 --> 00:11:24,220 This isn't some rinky-dink made-for-TV movie, 274 00:11:24,256 --> 00:11:27,723 or a voice gig for an X-rated Japanese video game. 275 00:11:27,759 --> 00:11:29,958 That-that was rated "M" for "Mature," John. 276 00:11:29,994 --> 00:11:33,362 All I'm saying is you have an opportunity here. 277 00:11:33,398 --> 00:11:36,503 And if you want it bad enough, you've gotta fight for it. 278 00:11:37,862 --> 00:11:39,751 You're right. You're right! 279 00:11:39,776 --> 00:11:41,370 If Sandy Bullock hadn't fought 280 00:11:41,406 --> 00:11:43,372 to keep the Speed Franchise alive, 281 00:11:43,408 --> 00:11:45,508 we never would've had "Cruise Control". 282 00:11:45,543 --> 00:11:46,876 John, thank you. 283 00:11:46,911 --> 00:11:49,111 I would be lost without you. 284 00:11:51,955 --> 00:11:53,289 Me too. 285 00:11:56,993 --> 00:11:58,387 Everything okay? 286 00:11:58,423 --> 00:11:59,988 Yeah, everything's good, Stevie. 287 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:02,968 Everything's good. So I'm gonna head back, 288 00:12:02,993 --> 00:12:06,694 uh, but you can brainstorm some things for Roland to do. 289 00:12:06,730 --> 00:12:08,563 And if not, I have a window later, 290 00:12:08,598 --> 00:12:11,690 so I can take the job on if you like. 291 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:12,667 Just so you're aware, Mr. Rose, 292 00:12:12,702 --> 00:12:14,836 the special is cream of mushroom soup. 293 00:12:14,871 --> 00:12:16,749 We don't actually have to-go containers for that, 294 00:12:16,773 --> 00:12:18,446 so I've just double-bagged it. 295 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,404 Would you like a spoon, or a straw? 296 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,381 I have to say, David, I'm a little shocked 297 00:12:32,405 --> 00:12:33,504 that you agreed to do this, 298 00:12:33,539 --> 00:12:35,106 I know how fearful you are of heights. 299 00:12:35,141 --> 00:12:36,940 Hmm. Well, "fearful" makes me 300 00:12:36,976 --> 00:12:39,710 sound like some Dickensian orphan with a chronic illness. 301 00:12:39,745 --> 00:12:41,345 It's more an aversion. 302 00:12:41,380 --> 00:12:44,582 Yeah, do I wish that Alexis was a little more specific 303 00:12:44,617 --> 00:12:46,683 when she said we were coming to a park? 304 00:12:46,729 --> 00:12:50,631 Uh maybe, but this, this is gonna be fun, I think for us. 305 00:12:50,656 --> 00:12:52,256 - You know? - Yeah. 306 00:12:52,291 --> 00:12:54,625 David, you look so cute under there! 307 00:12:54,668 --> 00:12:56,701 Like a tiny toadstool man, 308 00:12:56,729 --> 00:12:59,960 or a little acorn person, or something. 309 00:12:59,132 --> 00:13:01,464 Hey! So glad you guys could make it! 310 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:02,798 I hope you didn't have to like, 311 00:13:02,834 --> 00:13:05,135 rearrange your daily schedule, or anything, hm? 312 00:13:05,170 --> 00:13:06,680 Oh, no, no, no, we just agreed to finish 313 00:13:06,704 --> 00:13:08,338 doing the inventory tomorrow. 314 00:13:08,373 --> 00:13:10,640 Mm, that's a sensible decision. 315 00:13:10,675 --> 00:13:11,680 Yeah. 316 00:13:13,711 --> 00:13:15,689 They look like they're really enjoying each other's company. 317 00:13:15,713 --> 00:13:17,847 Yeah, they fake it well. 318 00:13:17,882 --> 00:13:20,583 I actually did one of these at summer camp. 319 00:13:20,619 --> 00:13:22,796 Yeah, and I couldn't imagine who wouldn't want to dangle 320 00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:25,121 20 feet in the air on a series of shaky logs. 321 00:13:25,157 --> 00:13:27,563 It's actually closer to 30 feet, bud. 322 00:13:27,992 --> 00:13:29,403 David's never done anything like this before. 323 00:13:29,427 --> 00:13:33,720 - Uh oh, we've got a virgin! - Okay, 324 00:13:33,970 --> 00:13:36,565 you might wanna talk to half my birthright trip about that. 325 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:37,962 All right, do you wanna go first, babe? 326 00:13:37,987 --> 00:13:41,610 - Hundred, babe. - Oh okay, there we go! 327 00:13:41,639 --> 00:13:43,472 Hey. Mm! 328 00:13:44,776 --> 00:13:46,542 All right. 329 00:13:47,611 --> 00:13:48,944 You feeling okay, David? 330 00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:50,646 You're looking a little flushed. 331 00:13:50,682 --> 00:13:53,415 No, just using a new tinted moisturizer, that's all. 332 00:13:53,450 --> 00:13:55,151 It's all right. 333 00:13:55,186 --> 00:13:56,852 - I guess I'll go. - All right! 334 00:13:56,888 --> 00:13:58,298 This will be a fun adventure for us. 335 00:13:58,322 --> 00:13:59,421 Yes... 336 00:13:59,456 --> 00:14:01,724 Get the clip off, and you're ready to go. 337 00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:05,400 - Babe! - Whoa, great job, babe! 338 00:14:05,462 --> 00:14:06,929 David! 339 00:14:08,822 --> 00:14:10,989 David! - Stop! 340 00:14:12,836 --> 00:14:15,136 None of my phone chargers are working! 341 00:14:15,172 --> 00:14:16,871 I ask for a pressed juice, 342 00:14:16,907 --> 00:14:18,773 and all I get are blank stares. 343 00:14:18,809 --> 00:14:20,508 Look, I just find it hard to believe 344 00:14:20,543 --> 00:14:22,877 that this was the best gig you could've gotten me. 345 00:14:22,913 --> 00:14:25,554 Get my days down! Yeah. Hi. 346 00:14:25,579 --> 00:14:26,581 - Hello, again. - Hi. 347 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,516 I was hoping this might be an opportune moment 348 00:14:28,551 --> 00:14:29,918 to discuss the quagmire 349 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:32,721 in which you fancy yourself ensnared? 350 00:14:32,756 --> 00:14:34,890 The what to the what now? 351 00:14:34,114 --> 00:14:37,348 I suspect you're viewing this enterprise as a barrier 352 00:14:37,393 --> 00:14:39,694 rather than a gateway to the future of your career. 353 00:14:39,730 --> 00:14:41,262 Yeah, you really don't have to worry 354 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,664 - about the future of my career. - Is that so? 355 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,365 Because I did a little "Ask Jeeves-ing," 356 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,334 and you, Sir, were recently cut loose 357 00:14:47,369 --> 00:14:49,970 from a high-profile blockbuster. 358 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,720 We had artistic differences. 359 00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:54,610 You were the artist, and they were indifferent! 360 00:14:54,922 --> 00:14:56,944 Yes, well, nothing is a sure thing in this business. 361 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,742 Nothing is a sure thing. 362 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,934 Which is why you should look at every opportunity 363 00:15:00,961 --> 00:15:03,790 as a pearl in an un-shucked oyster. 364 00:15:03,104 --> 00:15:06,297 I would hardly call this an opportunity! 365 00:15:06,455 --> 00:15:08,955 I-I worked in soaps. 366 00:15:09,181 --> 00:15:10,914 They had me play my own father, 367 00:15:10,949 --> 00:15:13,907 who then became pregnant despite the vasectomy. 368 00:15:14,368 --> 00:15:16,359 I still hold the record for the longest-running 369 00:15:16,388 --> 00:15:18,621 demonic possession on daytime television. 370 00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:19,856 Okay, what's your point? 371 00:15:19,892 --> 00:15:21,516 We were number one. 372 00:15:21,993 --> 00:15:24,194 Every project has potential. 373 00:15:24,229 --> 00:15:26,960 If you allow yourself to see it, 374 00:15:26,131 --> 00:15:27,998 and give it the respect it deserves, 375 00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:30,133 others just may follow suit. 376 00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:34,883 Yeah, I really wouldn't know where to start with this one. 377 00:15:34,908 --> 00:15:38,180 Hmm, well, here are my revisions. 378 00:15:38,883 --> 00:15:40,343 If you care to discuss them, 379 00:15:40,379 --> 00:15:42,545 I'll be running lines in the nest. 380 00:15:46,974 --> 00:15:48,974 Hey Stevie, don't mind me. 381 00:15:48,999 --> 00:15:52,333 Just coming in for a quick cup of rocket fuel. 382 00:15:52,601 --> 00:15:55,302 Nobody drinks that rocket fuel, Mr. Rose. 383 00:15:55,327 --> 00:15:57,136 I know it tastes like something I found 384 00:15:57,161 --> 00:15:59,261 in that gutter out there, but uh... 385 00:15:59,297 --> 00:16:02,231 it's the pick-me-up I need to finish reorganizing the shed. 386 00:16:05,285 --> 00:16:07,952 You're reorganizing the shed? 387 00:16:07,977 --> 00:16:10,411 That's not on the calendar 'til next week. 388 00:16:10,574 --> 00:16:12,674 Yeah well, with my evenings free, 389 00:16:12,709 --> 00:16:14,430 I mean, normally at this time 390 00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:17,313 Moira and I are deciding on dinner plans, but uh... 391 00:16:17,348 --> 00:16:18,580 Okay, Mr. Rose, 392 00:16:18,615 --> 00:16:21,834 I know I might be overstepping here, 393 00:16:21,859 --> 00:16:24,853 but I... just wanted you to know 394 00:16:24,888 --> 00:16:27,770 that it's okay to miss your wife. 395 00:16:28,630 --> 00:16:31,697 No, it's just an adjustment, that's all. 396 00:16:31,722 --> 00:16:34,329 I mean, we're making adjustments all the time. 397 00:16:34,364 --> 00:16:37,468 Yesterday I couldn't drink this coffee, and now... 398 00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:45,280 we've been serving this to guests the whole time? 399 00:16:45,376 --> 00:16:46,609 Mr. Rose, 400 00:16:46,634 --> 00:16:49,511 I-I hope that someday I find someone 401 00:16:49,546 --> 00:16:51,379 who I can stand long enough 402 00:16:51,414 --> 00:16:54,101 to feel a little lost when they're not around. 403 00:16:57,476 --> 00:16:59,800 I'm exhausted. 404 00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:02,154 Eight days, Stevie. 405 00:17:03,508 --> 00:17:07,452 That's the longest we've gone without seeing each other. 406 00:17:08,731 --> 00:17:09,964 No matter where we were, 407 00:17:09,999 --> 00:17:13,660 and... yeah, we've managed to keep it up 408 00:17:13,102 --> 00:17:15,866 for almost 40 years. 409 00:17:16,171 --> 00:17:18,230 Well, see? 410 00:17:18,841 --> 00:17:21,740 It makes sense that you're a little 411 00:17:21,110 --> 00:17:23,116 out of sorts without her. 412 00:17:23,141 --> 00:17:25,123 I'll tell you what's not out of sorts anymore, 413 00:17:25,147 --> 00:17:27,214 that shed! 414 00:17:27,249 --> 00:17:29,917 Yeah well, now that you're done with the shed, 415 00:17:29,952 --> 00:17:34,515 maybe you could start sharing the jobs with Roland again? 416 00:17:35,310 --> 00:17:38,135 Yeah well, you're right, Stevie, 417 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,249 and I will call Roland. 418 00:17:40,562 --> 00:17:43,607 It's just I'm so tired 419 00:17:43,632 --> 00:17:45,165 From all the work I've been doing, 420 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,702 so I'm thinking... 421 00:17:47,102 --> 00:17:48,868 maybe you could... 422 00:17:48,904 --> 00:17:51,155 No, it's just not my job. 423 00:17:53,242 --> 00:17:54,841 Right. 424 00:17:55,817 --> 00:17:57,450 You can do this, David! 425 00:17:57,579 --> 00:17:59,446 Just one step at a time! 426 00:17:59,471 --> 00:18:01,338 You're looking pretty shaky there, David. 427 00:18:01,363 --> 00:18:04,202 I really hope we didn't "rope" you into something here. 428 00:18:04,554 --> 00:18:06,797 Hey David, just pretend you're in like, 429 00:18:06,821 --> 00:18:09,880 a super dangerous walk-and-turn sobriety test. 430 00:18:09,123 --> 00:18:10,489 Okay, I don't like this! 431 00:18:10,525 --> 00:18:11,891 Okay well then, just turn around! 432 00:18:11,927 --> 00:18:14,930 Why would he agree do this when he's afraid of heights? 433 00:18:14,128 --> 00:18:15,428 He's not afraid of heights, 434 00:18:15,463 --> 00:18:16,807 He's afraid of moths and butterflies. 435 00:18:16,831 --> 00:18:18,230 And businesswomen in sneakers. 436 00:18:18,266 --> 00:18:19,699 Okay, I can hear you! 437 00:18:19,734 --> 00:18:21,100 And also heights, 438 00:18:21,135 --> 00:18:23,180 something to do with him being broken up with while he was... 439 00:18:23,204 --> 00:18:25,335 Parasailing in the Seychelles! 440 00:18:26,274 --> 00:18:28,850 He and Anderson Cooper were stuck up there for like, 441 00:18:28,109 --> 00:18:29,841 three hours, until the wind died down. 442 00:18:29,877 --> 00:18:32,343 I totally forgot! Argh! 443 00:18:32,390 --> 00:18:34,523 - I'm sorry, David! - Aah! 444 00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,915 I'm sorry, you were right, the quiz was rigged. 445 00:18:37,757 --> 00:18:40,185 - What?! - What quiz? 446 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,788 Okay, David took this relationship quiz, 447 00:18:42,823 --> 00:18:44,823 and it said that his relationship was like, 448 00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:46,524 in need of some excitement. 449 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,304 - What?! - David, I lied! 450 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,429 I took the quiz like, 15 times. 451 00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:52,742 "In Need of a Generator" is like, 452 00:18:52,766 --> 00:18:53,932 the only answer you can get. 453 00:18:53,968 --> 00:18:55,433 Oh my God! 454 00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:56,813 Okay, I don't know what this is about, 455 00:18:56,837 --> 00:18:58,870 but this generator is running smoothly. 456 00:18:58,906 --> 00:19:01,206 So we're doing all of this so that you can prove 457 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,740 our relationship is exciting? 458 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,141 I failed the stupid quiz, 459 00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:06,477 and Alexis made me feel bad about it. 460 00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:07,957 David, you're basically 40 years old, 461 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:10,581 I shouldn't be able to make you feel bad about anything. 462 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,490 I love our relationship. 463 00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:13,951 I love it when you order me pizza. 464 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,353 I love when you use words like inventory! 465 00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:17,866 I even love those stupid rubber things 466 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,356 you put on your fingers, 467 00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:21,558 'cause you think they flip the pages faster. 468 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,494 They don't flip the pages faster. 469 00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:25,295 They don't flip the pages faster! 470 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,765 - Okay... - I'm so sorry! 471 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,412 We're gonna talk about the fact that we missed 472 00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:32,369 half a day of work to make this happen, 473 00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:35,539 But you did just do a tree walk 30 feet in the air for us. 474 00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,608 - Yes, I did. - Muah! 475 00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,443 All right, guys, 476 00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:41,978 that's one rope down, seven courses to go. 477 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,140 - Hey. - Don't touch me. 478 00:19:44,490 --> 00:19:45,649 No. 479 00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:51,380 *** 480 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:55,775 Soon we will walk once more walk amongst the humans. 481 00:19:55,811 --> 00:19:58,778 But until that day comes, we must remember, 482 00:19:58,814 --> 00:20:01,514 the crows don't just have eyes... 483 00:20:02,517 --> 00:20:04,593 we also have wings! 484 00:20:04,618 --> 00:20:07,698 Caaaaw! Awk! Caw! Caw! 485 00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:09,155 Cut! Cut. 486 00:20:09,932 --> 00:20:12,933 Let me guess, he didn't like the rewrites, 487 00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:17,726 I don't know why, 488 00:20:17,751 --> 00:20:19,960 or really, even how, 489 00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:23,286 but something about this actually works. 490 00:20:25,606 --> 00:20:27,907 Oh. All right then, then um... 491 00:20:27,942 --> 00:20:31,177 might I ask why did we interrupt that take? 492 00:20:31,212 --> 00:20:32,422 Right, so at this point Moira, 493 00:20:32,446 --> 00:20:34,213 I'm gonna have a bunch of digital birds 494 00:20:34,249 --> 00:20:35,948 sort of circling around you, 495 00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:37,884 so if you can just be aware of them. 496 00:20:37,919 --> 00:20:40,853 Yes. Aye, Captain. Note taken. 497 00:20:40,889 --> 00:20:42,221 Let's pick it up from there. 498 00:20:42,257 --> 00:20:43,890 In terms of my eye-line, 499 00:20:43,925 --> 00:20:45,999 how many birds am I clocking? 500 00:20:46,727 --> 00:20:49,116 And of them, how many are mutants? 501 00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:51,329 Okay, winging it. 502 00:20:51,354 --> 00:20:53,870 Action! 503 00:20:54,735 --> 00:20:57,690 Listen to me... aaawk! 504 00:20:57,940 --> 00:21:01,507 The day will come when we are no longer social outcasts! 505 00:21:01,532 --> 00:21:05,703 I am but a tail-feather away from finding the cure. 506 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:08,593 So please... 507 00:21:09,816 --> 00:21:11,449 quiet your caws 508 00:21:11,484 --> 00:21:14,151 so that we may take up our cause... 509 00:21:14,186 --> 00:21:15,887 redemption! 510 00:21:15,922 --> 00:21:17,622 Redemption! 511 00:21:17,657 --> 00:21:20,593 Awk! Awk! 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