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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,736 --> 00:00:04,003 Where do you come from? 2 00:00:04,002 --> 00:00:05,169 Where do you go? 3 00:00:05,168 --> 00:00:08,470 Where do you come from, Cotton-eye Joe 4 00:00:09,067 --> 00:00:10,933 Have I told you lately how much I like you? 5 00:00:10,932 --> 00:00:14,101 No. But, you know, sitting through "Hee-Haw Henry" 6 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:16,298 just to hang out with me at work pretty much says it all. 7 00:00:16,295 --> 00:00:17,796 Cotton-eye Joe... 8 00:00:17,795 --> 00:00:19,729 Just my luck-- the one week I fill in 9 00:00:19,727 --> 00:00:22,963 and your aunt hires the guy from Deliverance. 10 00:00:22,959 --> 00:00:23,893 I don't understand. 11 00:00:23,893 --> 00:00:26,193 His resume said he had two Grammys. 12 00:00:26,190 --> 00:00:29,726 But what it didn't say is that they were married to his two grandpappys. 13 00:00:30,888 --> 00:00:31,888 Whoa... 14 00:00:32,987 --> 00:00:34,054 What am I going to do? 15 00:00:34,053 --> 00:00:35,253 He's driving customers out. 16 00:00:35,252 --> 00:00:36,853 Well, at least they can escape. 17 00:00:36,852 --> 00:00:39,386 Think about the poor banjo being held hostage. 18 00:00:39,383 --> 00:00:42,085 We're the ones being held hostage. 19 00:00:42,082 --> 00:00:43,416 The girl's got a point. 20 00:00:43,415 --> 00:00:45,716 Luckily, so do I. 21 00:00:48,046 --> 00:00:49,980 Sorry, folks-- it looks like 22 00:00:49,978 --> 00:00:51,445 trudging out in this horrible rain 23 00:00:51,444 --> 00:00:54,346 has caused Jethro to come down with laryngitis. 24 00:00:54,342 --> 00:00:55,943 Hey, Kevin, why don't you get up there and sing? 25 00:00:55,942 --> 00:00:58,643 Me? No, I don't have anything rehearsed. 26 00:00:58,640 --> 00:00:59,408 Well, you didn't rehearse 27 00:00:59,408 --> 00:01:02,175 for that party Thursday night, and you rocked. 28 00:01:02,639 --> 00:01:06,641 No, no, no. You need to get home and rest that voice. 29 00:01:06,636 --> 00:01:08,571 Better yet, lay that voice to rest. 30 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,369 Hey, Aunt Hilda, Kevin wants to sing. 31 00:01:10,367 --> 00:01:12,001 Oh, fantastic. Go right on. 32 00:01:11,999 --> 00:01:13,733 I would, but I don't have my guitar. 33 00:01:13,732 --> 00:01:15,033 You're in luck. 34 00:01:15,032 --> 00:01:16,899 Look. 35 00:01:17,331 --> 00:01:20,999 Somebody left their guitar. 36 00:01:22,128 --> 00:01:24,029 Ladies and Gentlemen, put your hands together 37 00:01:24,027 --> 00:01:28,027 for an incredibly gifted young performer, Kevin. 38 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:30,758 So, are you serious about him? 39 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:32,758 Oh, that all depends. On what? 40 00:01:32,756 --> 00:01:34,557 On how serious he is about me. 41 00:01:34,555 --> 00:01:36,055 Uh, this is a little song 42 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:38,456 I've been working on, and, uh 43 00:01:38,453 --> 00:01:41,354 it goes something like this. 44 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:43,820 I used to be happy 45 00:01:43,817 --> 00:01:47,817 Just playing rock and roll 46 00:01:47,881 --> 00:01:50,283 The chicks were all right 47 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:54,116 Till one rocked my soul 48 00:01:57,509 --> 00:01:59,777 But if it's meant to be 49 00:01:59,775 --> 00:02:03,745 I guess it's meant to be 50 00:02:03,740 --> 00:02:07,276 You can't imagine what... 51 00:02:07,271 --> 00:02:11,174 What Sabrina means to me. 52 00:02:11,169 --> 00:02:13,103 Does that answer your question? 53 00:02:13,101 --> 00:02:14,802 I think so. 54 00:02:15,368 --> 00:02:17,301 ( song ends ) 55 00:02:17,621 --> 00:02:20,121 Sync by Alice www.addic7ed.com 56 00:02:20,165 --> 00:02:24,165 Life's changing around me, �and I'm gonna make it mine 57 00:02:26,860 --> 00:02:30,860 I'm reaching out and living by my rules 58 00:02:32,724 --> 00:02:36,126 Time's moving way too fast 59 00:02:36,122 --> 00:02:40,122 I wanna make it last... 60 00:02:42,652 --> 00:02:45,521 'Cause I'm out on my own now 61 00:02:45,518 --> 00:02:49,518 And I like the way it feels. Sabrina, 62 00:02:59,977 --> 00:03:01,778 Sabrina you're incredible. 63 00:03:01,776 --> 00:03:02,876 I feel such a deep connection with you. 64 00:03:02,875 --> 00:03:04,509 It's hard to put into words. 65 00:03:04,508 --> 00:03:05,242 Well, you did a pretty good job 66 00:03:05,242 --> 00:03:08,510 in your song tonight-- it was amazing. 67 00:03:08,506 --> 00:03:11,441 Yeah, well I can think of something that's even more amazing. 68 00:03:11,437 --> 00:03:15,437 Okay, but this is positively, definitely the last one. 69 00:03:18,567 --> 00:03:19,567 ( squeals ) 70 00:03:21,665 --> 00:03:25,468 Oh, you guys were spying on me, weren't you? 71 00:03:25,463 --> 00:03:26,431 Hate to break it to you, Spellman 72 00:03:26,431 --> 00:03:27,930 but your life isn't that interesting. 73 00:03:27,928 --> 00:03:29,129 Yeah, Roxie's right. 74 00:03:29,128 --> 00:03:31,729 I mean, just because Kevin thinks you're incredible 75 00:03:31,726 --> 00:03:33,127 doesn't mean that we do. 76 00:03:33,126 --> 00:03:35,427 If only you could lie as well as you accessorize. 77 00:03:35,425 --> 00:03:36,825 What, are you guys taking notes? 78 00:03:36,824 --> 00:03:38,892 And why are you so worked up about this? 79 00:03:38,890 --> 00:03:41,759 Well, for one thing, a guy never wrote a song about me. 80 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:43,389 A guy wrote a song about me once 81 00:03:43,388 --> 00:03:45,155 but he used all four-letter words. 82 00:03:45,153 --> 00:03:48,055 Look, I like Kevin a lot, but I don't want to get too excited. 83 00:03:48,052 --> 00:03:49,586 There's nothing worse than getting your hopes built up 84 00:03:49,584 --> 00:03:51,485 just to have them come crashing down around you. 85 00:03:51,483 --> 00:03:52,649 Oh, I am with you. 86 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:53,883 I don't know how many times 87 00:03:53,882 --> 00:03:55,449 I was in the perfect relationship 88 00:03:55,447 --> 00:03:57,281 then out of the blue, the guy dumped me 89 00:03:57,280 --> 00:04:00,049 because he found out I was dating his roommate. 90 00:04:00,045 --> 00:04:02,646 A girl has to protect herself. 91 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:04,711 You better hope those looks never fade. 92 00:04:04,709 --> 00:04:07,211 I guess what I'm saying is, I just want to take it slow. 93 00:04:07,208 --> 00:04:08,308 Sounds like a plan to me. 94 00:04:08,308 --> 00:04:09,641 So, when are you going to see him next? 95 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,174 Every night this week. 96 00:04:11,172 --> 00:04:14,508 Sabrina and Kevin make the most adorable couple. 97 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:16,305 I've never seen her this happy. 98 00:04:16,304 --> 00:04:19,840 Our little niece may be walking down the aisle before we do. 99 00:04:19,835 --> 00:04:23,404 ( crying ) It is sad, isn't it? 100 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,601 What if she has kids before we do? 101 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:27,899 Larry Linterman died. 102 00:04:27,897 --> 00:04:30,099 But Larry was in the prime of his life. 103 00:04:30,097 --> 00:04:32,465 We were just at his 400th birthday party. 104 00:04:32,462 --> 00:04:33,962 ( sobbing ) 105 00:04:33,961 --> 00:04:36,930 I just... I just heard the news about Larry. 106 00:04:36,926 --> 00:04:38,927 Why? Why?! 107 00:04:38,925 --> 00:04:40,692 I didn't know you were so close. 108 00:04:40,690 --> 00:04:42,758 Why didn't he make out a will?! 109 00:04:42,756 --> 00:04:45,791 I sucked up to that dunderhead for 20 years. 110 00:04:45,788 --> 00:04:48,256 And for what? So the Other Realm government 111 00:04:48,253 --> 00:04:51,889 could come in and pocket what's rightfully mine? 112 00:04:51,884 --> 00:04:56,254 You know, Hilda, Salem makes a good point. 113 00:04:56,249 --> 00:04:59,018 Sucking up to people is a waste? 114 00:04:59,014 --> 00:05:01,349 The two of us should have a will. 115 00:05:01,347 --> 00:05:03,915 We've got plenty of time for that-- we're young. 116 00:05:03,912 --> 00:05:08,148 Compared to what, the Dead Sea scrolls? 117 00:05:08,143 --> 00:05:10,511 All I'm saying, Hilda, is you never know. 118 00:05:10,508 --> 00:05:12,576 Look at Larry. -Well, that was different. 119 00:05:12,574 --> 00:05:14,842 Larry was... In great shape. 120 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:19,176 Yes, but he didn't... -Smoke, drink or eat fatty foods. 121 00:05:19,171 --> 00:05:20,805 Did he exercise? Seven days a week. 122 00:05:20,803 --> 00:05:22,637 Well, there you go-- we don't exercise 123 00:05:22,635 --> 00:05:24,502 so we don't have to worry. 124 00:05:24,501 --> 00:05:27,236 Hilda, I know we're all hoping to live long lives 125 00:05:27,232 --> 00:05:28,833 but eventually we will... 126 00:05:28,832 --> 00:05:30,466 Oh, no! Don't go there! 127 00:05:30,465 --> 00:05:31,865 ( blabbering ) 128 00:05:31,863 --> 00:05:33,931 Look, I know it's not a pleasant topic 129 00:05:33,929 --> 00:05:35,730 but we need to make sure that our loved ones 130 00:05:35,728 --> 00:05:37,796 are adequately taken care of after we... 131 00:05:37,794 --> 00:05:39,928 Keel over; buy the farm; 132 00:05:39,926 --> 00:05:41,527 take a dirt nap; kick the... 133 00:05:41,526 --> 00:05:42,626 Salem. 134 00:05:42,625 --> 00:05:45,393 ( guitar strumming ) 135 00:05:45,390 --> 00:05:47,758 Then I realized 136 00:05:47,755 --> 00:05:51,258 I found my rainbow 137 00:05:51,254 --> 00:05:54,456 In her eyes. 138 00:05:54,452 --> 00:05:55,952 Wow, that was fantastic. 139 00:05:55,951 --> 00:05:57,385 I'm glad you liked it. 140 00:05:57,383 --> 00:05:58,617 I can't believe you wrote a whole song 141 00:05:58,617 --> 00:05:59,617 and I'm still struggling 142 00:05:59,616 --> 00:06:02,518 over line one of my newspaper article. 143 00:06:02,515 --> 00:06:05,750 Well, it's pretty easy to write when you have 144 00:06:05,746 --> 00:06:08,848 somebody beautiful to inspire you. 145 00:06:08,844 --> 00:06:10,812 Sabrina... 146 00:06:10,810 --> 00:06:12,678 you're my muse. 147 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:16,609 Wow, I've never been anyone's muse before. 148 00:06:16,607 --> 00:06:19,575 Is there, like, a special outfit I have to wear or something? 149 00:06:19,572 --> 00:06:20,973 You know, it's funny, before I met you 150 00:06:20,972 --> 00:06:22,172 it's like I would go in these dry spells-- 151 00:06:22,171 --> 00:06:24,039 I couldn't write a word-- and now it's like 152 00:06:24,037 --> 00:06:25,570 the music just floats into my head. 153 00:06:25,569 --> 00:06:28,438 Well, you're not the only one floating. 154 00:06:28,434 --> 00:06:29,868 ( doorbell rings ) 155 00:06:32,565 --> 00:06:35,567 Aunt Hilda, Aunt Zelda, what are you doing here? 156 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:37,564 We've come to discuss our impending death. 157 00:06:37,562 --> 00:06:38,763 Oh, my God, are you guys sick? 158 00:06:38,762 --> 00:06:40,162 No. But we could be. 159 00:06:40,161 --> 00:06:41,962 We could drop at any minute. 160 00:06:41,961 --> 00:06:44,996 You must be Kevin. I'm Sabrina's Aunt Zelda. 161 00:06:44,992 --> 00:06:46,226 You'll have to forgive my sister. 162 00:06:46,225 --> 00:06:47,392 She gets a little nervous 163 00:06:47,391 --> 00:06:49,625 when it comes to discussing... 164 00:06:49,623 --> 00:06:50,757 Why are you whispering? 165 00:06:50,756 --> 00:06:52,657 Do you know something I don't know? 166 00:06:52,655 --> 00:06:54,255 I have scurvy, don't I? 167 00:06:54,254 --> 00:06:56,389 Oh, somebody, quick, toss me an orange. 168 00:06:56,387 --> 00:06:57,654 Hilda, calm down. 169 00:06:57,653 --> 00:06:59,954 You're fine. We're both fine. 170 00:06:59,951 --> 00:07:02,586 We just feel it's time to get our affairs in order. 171 00:07:02,583 --> 00:07:04,984 Well, I don't want to think about anything bad happening to you guys. 172 00:07:04,981 --> 00:07:08,117 Of course not, dear, but we all have to think about the inevitable. 173 00:07:08,114 --> 00:07:10,582 Look, I think I should leave you guys alone. 174 00:07:10,579 --> 00:07:12,346 I'll call you later. 175 00:07:14,943 --> 00:07:18,045 Well, he seems like a very nice man. 176 00:07:18,042 --> 00:07:19,909 Yes. I'm sure he'll be very comforting 177 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:21,208 when Zelda and I meet our maker 178 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:22,641 in a rare New England earthquake. 179 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:24,474 Oh, Hilda, that's enough. 180 00:07:24,472 --> 00:07:26,106 Dear, as I was saying 181 00:07:26,104 --> 00:07:30,007 certain provisions must be made in case Hilda or I... 182 00:07:30,002 --> 00:07:32,003 Again with the whispering. 183 00:07:32,001 --> 00:07:35,370 I would prefer to be cremated, and I would like my ashes 184 00:07:35,366 --> 00:07:38,668 spread across Orion's Belt. Or thereabouts. 185 00:07:38,664 --> 00:07:41,165 And I want to stay on the ventilator as long as possible. 186 00:07:41,162 --> 00:07:44,031 I'm serious. If you pull the plug, I'll know. 187 00:07:44,028 --> 00:07:45,428 That's so morbid. 188 00:07:45,427 --> 00:07:47,161 You know, before you guys showed up 189 00:07:47,159 --> 00:07:48,860 I was in the best mood of my life. 190 00:07:48,859 --> 00:07:51,127 Kevin told me I'm his muse. 191 00:07:51,124 --> 00:07:52,424 Well, that's great, honey. 192 00:07:52,423 --> 00:07:55,425 Now, your Aunt Hilda would prefer a more traditional burial 193 00:07:55,422 --> 00:07:57,190 which means you'll need a good embalmer. 194 00:07:57,188 --> 00:08:00,323 Oh, and when the deadly tsetse fly comes to claim us 195 00:08:00,319 --> 00:08:02,087 here's a treasure map of where I buried our money 196 00:08:02,085 --> 00:08:03,151 in the backyard. 197 00:08:03,151 --> 00:08:04,418 It's in gold doubloons. 198 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:07,720 Hilda, I thought I told you to make a copy first. 199 00:08:07,716 --> 00:08:09,416 Fine. 200 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:12,616 It'll be ready tomorrow after 4:00. 201 00:08:13,081 --> 00:08:15,448 Kevin called you his muse? 202 00:08:15,445 --> 00:08:17,079 That is, like, the highest compliment 203 00:08:17,078 --> 00:08:18,712 that a guy can give you. 204 00:08:18,710 --> 00:08:21,345 Call me crazy, but I prefer "intellectual peer." 205 00:08:21,342 --> 00:08:23,209 I've never heard that one before. 206 00:08:23,207 --> 00:08:27,207 Sabrina, being someone's muse is such an honor. 207 00:08:27,305 --> 00:08:28,006 Yeah, you're right. 208 00:08:28,006 --> 00:08:31,507 I mean, I could be the next, like, "Layla" or "Mandy." 209 00:08:31,503 --> 00:08:33,137 Or "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown". 210 00:08:33,135 --> 00:08:35,270 Personally, I'd hate being someone's muse. 211 00:08:35,268 --> 00:08:37,669 I'd always feel obligated to say interesting stuff. 212 00:08:37,666 --> 00:08:39,367 Oh, I don't think you need to worry. 213 00:08:42,197 --> 00:08:44,131 Hey, Sabrina. Hey. 214 00:08:44,598 --> 00:08:46,931 So, what's going on with my muse today? 215 00:08:46,928 --> 00:08:49,496 Oh, uh, you know, a bunch of interesting stuff. 216 00:08:49,493 --> 00:08:53,163 Um, I woke up, I got out of bed... 217 00:08:53,159 --> 00:08:55,193 Dragged a comb across your head? 218 00:08:55,190 --> 00:08:58,559 No, but I showered and I shaved my legs 219 00:08:58,555 --> 00:09:01,023 and then I tried to find some matching socks. 220 00:09:01,021 --> 00:09:02,581 Do you want to write some of this down? 221 00:09:03,986 --> 00:09:05,420 Hilda, come on. 222 00:09:05,419 --> 00:09:08,354 We've only got 15 minutes to get to the estate planner 223 00:09:08,350 --> 00:09:10,751 and it's raining like mad. 224 00:09:10,749 --> 00:09:13,651 Hilda? Hilda? 225 00:09:18,679 --> 00:09:19,379 Where do you think 226 00:09:19,379 --> 00:09:22,180 you're going? -Oh. Would you believe 227 00:09:22,176 --> 00:09:24,544 I have a date with Gene Kelly? 228 00:09:24,542 --> 00:09:26,176 I didn't think so. 229 00:09:28,073 --> 00:09:29,240 ( grunts ) 230 00:09:29,340 --> 00:09:30,806 Look, I'm sorry. 231 00:09:30,805 --> 00:09:32,005 I thought I could go through with this 232 00:09:32,004 --> 00:09:33,972 but I can't-- I really can't! 233 00:09:33,970 --> 00:09:35,504 Hilda, get a grip. 234 00:09:35,503 --> 00:09:37,304 We are only making out these wills 235 00:09:37,302 --> 00:09:38,468 as a precautionary measure. 236 00:09:38,468 --> 00:09:40,736 You can't live your life in fear. 237 00:09:40,733 --> 00:09:42,734 It's been working for me so far. 238 00:09:43,034 --> 00:09:44,200 Aren't you afraid? 239 00:09:44,199 --> 00:09:45,699 Don't you wonder what's next? 240 00:09:45,697 --> 00:09:49,700 Is this the last chance we get, or is there a hereafter? 241 00:09:49,695 --> 00:09:52,163 There's only one way to find out. 242 00:09:52,161 --> 00:09:54,362 Last call for the hereafter. 243 00:09:54,359 --> 00:09:57,195 All aboard for the river Styx. 244 00:09:57,192 --> 00:09:58,759 Okay, we saw it. Let's go. 245 00:09:58,758 --> 00:10:00,926 Hilda... this is not the hereafter-- 246 00:10:00,923 --> 00:10:03,324 this is just the boat ride over. 247 00:10:03,322 --> 00:10:05,256 Have fun. I'll be in the Admiral's Club 248 00:10:05,254 --> 00:10:06,922 throwing back some zombies. 249 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:08,987 Come on, now, you said you wanted to know 250 00:10:08,985 --> 00:10:10,786 what it's like, and we're going to find out. 251 00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,885 Come on. Okay. 252 00:10:12,883 --> 00:10:15,852 Hello. Hi. 253 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:18,250 ( nervous laughter ) 254 00:10:18,247 --> 00:10:20,582 Well, we are definitely going to be the life of this party. 255 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:22,879 Hey, how's it going? 256 00:10:22,878 --> 00:10:24,879 Not so great. I'm having writer's block. 257 00:10:24,877 --> 00:10:27,145 For some reason, I just don't feel inspired. 258 00:10:27,142 --> 00:10:29,777 Well, maybe I can inspire you with a hot vanilla latte. 259 00:10:29,774 --> 00:10:32,009 Ah, no thanks-- when I hit these dry spells 260 00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:34,041 caffeine just disrupts my concentration. 261 00:10:34,039 --> 00:10:36,474 Oh, and as your muse, I should have known that. 262 00:10:36,471 --> 00:10:39,106 Um... so, oh, guess what? 263 00:10:39,103 --> 00:10:40,403 I found my missing sock 264 00:10:40,402 --> 00:10:41,769 and it's a really interesting story. 265 00:10:41,768 --> 00:10:43,602 You'll never guess where it turned up. 266 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:46,202 My closet, of all places. 267 00:10:46,199 --> 00:10:48,901 I find the rain is rejuvenating. 268 00:10:49,465 --> 00:10:50,864 Wow, that is awesome. 269 00:10:50,863 --> 00:10:52,664 Yeah, you know, matching socks are great. 270 00:10:52,662 --> 00:10:53,929 No, no, no. What that girl just said 271 00:10:53,929 --> 00:10:55,429 about the rain being rejuvenating. 272 00:10:55,427 --> 00:10:57,862 That's perfect for a song. 273 00:10:57,860 --> 00:10:59,094 I guess, but, you know 274 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:03,229 I still like a good missing sock song myself. 275 00:11:03,223 --> 00:11:07,493 "Rejuvenating rain helps ease the pain." 276 00:11:07,488 --> 00:11:11,488 But what really rocks are my missing socks. 277 00:11:12,319 --> 00:11:14,953 I am so bombing out as a muse. 278 00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:25,447 Sabrina, I'm so glad you're home. 279 00:11:25,445 --> 00:11:27,646 I need your advice on how to be a good muse. 280 00:11:27,644 --> 00:11:29,879 Oh, well, if you figure it out, let me know. 281 00:11:29,877 --> 00:11:33,346 Josh said that I didn't inspire any of his photographs. 282 00:11:33,341 --> 00:11:34,975 Not even the ones of me. 283 00:11:35,508 --> 00:11:38,442 So, come on, share your secret. 284 00:11:38,439 --> 00:11:39,772 Well, I'd love to help you, but I can't. 285 00:11:39,771 --> 00:11:41,606 I seem to have lost my touch. 286 00:11:41,604 --> 00:11:44,172 Yeah, right-- I am on to you. 287 00:11:44,169 --> 00:11:45,569 You just don't want to give away your secret 288 00:11:45,568 --> 00:11:48,070 so you can be the only one in this house who inspires men. 289 00:11:48,067 --> 00:11:49,801 Well, let me tell you something, missy. 290 00:11:49,799 --> 00:11:51,566 I have got a dress upstairs in my closet 291 00:11:51,565 --> 00:11:54,200 that is going to blow you out of the water. 292 00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:56,697 Meow. 293 00:11:56,696 --> 00:11:59,064 I love a good catfight. 294 00:11:59,061 --> 00:12:01,362 Sabrina, let's talk estate planning. 295 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:04,229 Here's my proposal for dividing up our aunties' assets. 296 00:12:04,225 --> 00:12:05,558 Our aunties? 297 00:12:05,557 --> 00:12:08,459 I get the car, the house, the timeshare on Neptune. 298 00:12:08,456 --> 00:12:10,924 And you, you lucky devil 299 00:12:10,921 --> 00:12:13,256 get that one-of-a-kind spider clock. 300 00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:15,088 Salem, I don't want to talk about this. 301 00:12:15,086 --> 00:12:17,754 I hope my aunts live forever, and I don't care what I get. 302 00:12:17,751 --> 00:12:20,253 Already took the liberty of assuming that. 303 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:22,051 Sign here, sis. 304 00:12:22,049 --> 00:12:24,517 Salem, I've got bigger problems than this, okay? 305 00:12:24,514 --> 00:12:26,215 I've got to figure out how to be a good muse 306 00:12:26,214 --> 00:12:27,380 or Kevin's going to dump me for some girl 307 00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:29,280 who's more naturally interesting than I am. 308 00:12:29,278 --> 00:12:30,479 I can't help you there. 309 00:12:30,478 --> 00:12:34,481 The only thing I ever inspired was mandatory spaying. 310 00:12:34,476 --> 00:12:37,044 Why don't you ask a real muse? 311 00:12:37,041 --> 00:12:38,942 Why didn't I think of that? 312 00:12:38,940 --> 00:12:39,940 Hmm. 313 00:12:40,407 --> 00:12:42,240 Muses come quickly, I need to learn 314 00:12:42,238 --> 00:12:44,773 the art of inspiring before my roommates return. 315 00:12:47,136 --> 00:12:49,971 Please, watch your step... 316 00:12:49,968 --> 00:12:51,235 or not. 317 00:12:51,234 --> 00:12:53,335 Doesn't really matter now. 318 00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:54,667 Okay, I'm warning you. 319 00:12:54,665 --> 00:12:56,966 If you are even one minute late picking us up... 320 00:12:56,964 --> 00:12:58,498 What? You'll kill me? 321 00:12:58,497 --> 00:12:59,964 ( laughs ) 322 00:12:59,962 --> 00:13:01,863 Too late. 323 00:13:04,327 --> 00:13:06,829 Oh, hi, darlings. 324 00:13:06,826 --> 00:13:08,927 Welcome to Sunshine Lakes. 325 00:13:08,925 --> 00:13:12,828 Now, be sure to sign in and take a ticket. 326 00:13:12,823 --> 00:13:15,091 This year, we're raffling off stretch pants 327 00:13:15,088 --> 00:13:18,190 and a whole year's supply of peds. 328 00:13:18,187 --> 00:13:20,521 I'm Zelda, and this is my sister Hilda. 329 00:13:20,518 --> 00:13:23,087 Oh, yeah, you're here on the day pass. 330 00:13:23,084 --> 00:13:25,452 Could you please not use the word "pass." 331 00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:27,417 I'm sorry, my sister gets a little uptight 332 00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:29,049 when it comes to the subject of... 333 00:13:29,047 --> 00:13:30,214 Death? 334 00:13:30,213 --> 00:13:31,447 I'm out of here. 335 00:13:31,446 --> 00:13:34,014 Well, of course she's uptight. 336 00:13:34,012 --> 00:13:35,245 When you're on the other side 337 00:13:35,244 --> 00:13:38,246 people see death as an ending. 338 00:13:38,242 --> 00:13:40,477 But here on Sunshine Lakes 339 00:13:40,475 --> 00:13:42,209 it's a whole new beginning. 340 00:13:42,207 --> 00:13:44,809 You're going to love it. 341 00:13:44,806 --> 00:13:46,873 Every night, we have a picture show 342 00:13:46,871 --> 00:13:49,106 at the Jackie Gleason Auditorium. 343 00:13:49,104 --> 00:13:50,371 A little tip: 344 00:13:50,370 --> 00:13:52,805 bring a cushion for your tushy. 345 00:13:52,802 --> 00:13:54,302 Oh look, they're showing 346 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,436 the director's cut of Rooster Cogburn. 347 00:13:56,433 --> 00:13:57,466 I love the Duke. 348 00:13:57,466 --> 00:14:00,935 Oh good, 'cause you're sitting next to him at lunch. 349 00:14:00,998 --> 00:14:03,598 Oh, and the food is all you can eat 350 00:14:03,595 --> 00:14:06,397 24 hours, day and night. 351 00:14:06,394 --> 00:14:09,863 Oh, and no matter how much you eat, you never gain weight. 352 00:14:09,859 --> 00:14:10,893 Hello, heaven. 353 00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,259 ( laughter ) 354 00:14:12,258 --> 00:14:15,460 I'm sure you have fabulous classical music concerts. 355 00:14:15,456 --> 00:14:16,523 No. 356 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,390 But you're going to adore 357 00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:18,755 the Minnie Pearl Clubhouse 358 00:14:18,754 --> 00:14:22,891 where we have everything from square dancing to bingo. 359 00:14:22,886 --> 00:14:23,686 I love bingo. 360 00:14:23,686 --> 00:14:25,153 Who doesn't? 361 00:14:25,152 --> 00:14:26,652 What's to love? 362 00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:27,817 There's no strategy. 363 00:14:27,817 --> 00:14:29,351 You just sit there mindlessly 364 00:14:29,349 --> 00:14:32,584 waiting for someone to call out a number. 365 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:33,048 Well, you must have 366 00:14:33,049 --> 00:14:35,916 some really intellectually stimulating lectures 367 00:14:35,912 --> 00:14:38,380 what with Descartes and Socrates on the premises. 368 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:41,046 Actually, Descartes and Socrates 369 00:14:41,043 --> 00:14:43,477 gave up lecturing for shuffleboard. 370 00:14:43,475 --> 00:14:45,576 They love just relaxing 371 00:14:45,573 --> 00:14:48,809 after all that serious thinking on the other side. 372 00:14:48,806 --> 00:14:51,007 And you should see their apartment. 373 00:14:51,004 --> 00:14:53,139 It's gorgeous. 374 00:14:53,137 --> 00:14:55,805 Well, doesn't anybody use their brains around here? 375 00:14:55,802 --> 00:14:58,203 What for? We're dead. 376 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,335 Now, this is what I call living. 377 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,300 So, basically, if you want to be a good muse 378 00:15:03,297 --> 00:15:05,098 like I was to Beethoven 379 00:15:05,097 --> 00:15:09,000 all you have to do is focus all your energy on the artist. 380 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,963 Sit with him, talk to him... 381 00:15:10,961 --> 00:15:13,195 But what if I run out of interesting things to say? 382 00:15:13,192 --> 00:15:15,927 Then you compensate for that by catering to his interests. 383 00:15:15,924 --> 00:15:17,525 Praise him, build up his ego 384 00:15:17,524 --> 00:15:19,525 anticipate his every need. 385 00:15:19,523 --> 00:15:20,424 And you really think that will help 386 00:15:20,423 --> 00:15:22,390 inspire a guy to produce his greatest work? 387 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:26,057 Ever hear of a little ditty called Beethoven's Fifth? 388 00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,419 ( doorbell rings ) 389 00:15:30,650 --> 00:15:31,851 Hey. Hi. 390 00:15:31,850 --> 00:15:34,084 Wow, thanks for inviting me over. 391 00:15:34,082 --> 00:15:34,850 Yeah, well, you said 392 00:15:34,849 --> 00:15:36,482 you needed a quiet place to work on your music 393 00:15:36,481 --> 00:15:38,115 and I figured my aunts are going to be gone all night 394 00:15:38,113 --> 00:15:39,747 so it's the perfect place. 395 00:15:39,746 --> 00:15:40,812 You're the best, you know that? 396 00:15:40,811 --> 00:15:42,379 Always thinking about me. 397 00:15:42,378 --> 00:15:44,278 Well, that's the muse's job, right? 398 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,211 All right, well, you go ahead and play away 399 00:15:46,209 --> 00:15:47,509 and I'm just going to be typing up 400 00:15:47,508 --> 00:15:49,709 my article for the school paper. 401 00:15:51,905 --> 00:15:54,474 I'm sorry, Sabrina, can I bother you for a glass of water? 402 00:15:54,471 --> 00:15:55,971 You know, I'm the one that's sorry. 403 00:15:55,970 --> 00:15:58,305 I mean, as your muse, I should have anticipated your needs. 404 00:15:58,303 --> 00:16:00,004 Water coming right up. 405 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:00,769 Or, you know what 406 00:16:00,769 --> 00:16:01,901 I could make you an iced tea. 407 00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:04,969 No, don't go to any trouble. 408 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,232 But, you know, I wouldn't turn down 409 00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:07,599 a half ice tea, half lemonade 410 00:16:07,597 --> 00:16:10,466 with a twist of lime and just a splash of cranberry cooler. 411 00:16:10,463 --> 00:16:13,465 For some reason it just helps get the creative juices flowing. 412 00:16:13,461 --> 00:16:16,963 And what kind of muse would I be if I couldn't help you do that? 413 00:16:18,459 --> 00:16:21,641 "Therefore, it is my humble opinion that..." 414 00:16:21,637 --> 00:16:23,591 Wait a minute. Is it my humble opinion or just my opinion 415 00:16:23,589 --> 00:16:26,224 and am I being arrogant if I call myself humble? 416 00:16:26,221 --> 00:16:27,421 Hey Sabrina, which one of these intros 417 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:28,954 do you like better?-- listen to this. 418 00:16:28,953 --> 00:16:31,688 ( plays funky guitar riff ) 419 00:16:31,685 --> 00:16:32,952 Or... 420 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:36,487 ( plays folky guitar riff ) 421 00:16:36,482 --> 00:16:37,316 They're both great. 422 00:16:37,316 --> 00:16:38,816 I think I'm going with the second one. 423 00:16:38,815 --> 00:16:40,048 Okay. 424 00:16:40,815 --> 00:16:44,814 "And, therefore, it is my strong feeling that..." 425 00:16:45,711 --> 00:16:47,545 Oh, what was I trying to say? 426 00:16:47,544 --> 00:16:50,579 Why is it such a struggle for me to write these articles? 427 00:16:50,575 --> 00:16:52,109 You know, I wish writing came as easy for me 428 00:16:52,108 --> 00:16:54,142 as music does for you. 429 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:54,640 Maybe I'm just not 430 00:16:54,641 --> 00:16:56,007 cut out to be a journalism major. 431 00:16:56,006 --> 00:16:56,907 Maybe I should switch. 432 00:16:56,906 --> 00:16:58,205 Do you think I should switch? 433 00:16:58,204 --> 00:17:00,572 Hmm? -Do you think I should switch my major? 434 00:17:00,570 --> 00:17:02,404 Uh, I don't know. 435 00:17:02,402 --> 00:17:03,203 Is there anything you like more 436 00:17:03,203 --> 00:17:04,703 than the major you already have now? 437 00:17:04,701 --> 00:17:06,468 Well, I do like journalism. 438 00:17:06,467 --> 00:17:08,201 There you go. Switch to that. 439 00:17:08,199 --> 00:17:09,599 That is my major. 440 00:17:09,598 --> 00:17:11,299 Oh. Are you sure? 441 00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:13,966 Yeah, I am, Kevin. 442 00:17:13,963 --> 00:17:15,596 Who's my favorite author? 443 00:17:15,595 --> 00:17:19,165 Uh, Katie Salinger? 444 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,594 It's J.D. Salinger, and no, he's not my favorite author. 445 00:17:21,592 --> 00:17:22,759 It's Jane Austin. 446 00:17:22,758 --> 00:17:24,759 I talked about it for an hour on the phone last night. 447 00:17:24,757 --> 00:17:26,325 Didn't you listen to anything I said? 448 00:17:26,323 --> 00:17:27,423 Yeah, of course I did. 449 00:17:27,423 --> 00:17:29,357 You told me how much you love my songs. 450 00:17:29,355 --> 00:17:32,891 And anything about me you just tuned out? 451 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:34,386 No. How can you say that? 452 00:17:34,385 --> 00:17:36,687 Half the music I wrote was inspired by you. 453 00:17:36,685 --> 00:17:38,319 That's my point. 454 00:17:38,317 --> 00:17:40,885 You're only interested in me if I'm helping you. 455 00:17:40,882 --> 00:17:42,816 Anything I say that's not song material 456 00:17:42,814 --> 00:17:44,448 goes in one ear and out the other. 457 00:17:44,447 --> 00:17:45,514 That's not true. 458 00:17:45,513 --> 00:17:47,113 You know, Kevin, I really don't want 459 00:17:47,112 --> 00:17:48,179 to be in a one-way relationship 460 00:17:48,178 --> 00:17:50,947 and I really don't want to be anybody's muse. 461 00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:52,511 Wha... Sabrina, wait. 462 00:17:52,510 --> 00:17:53,910 No, I am so out of here. 463 00:17:53,908 --> 00:17:57,811 No, this is... I... but... 464 00:17:59,272 --> 00:17:59,873 Wait a minute. 465 00:17:59,873 --> 00:18:01,906 This is my aunts' house. 466 00:18:03,470 --> 00:18:05,705 And I don't want to hear about this in any song. 467 00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:10,467 I did it. 468 00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:12,167 I stared death right in the face 469 00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:13,767 and I had the time of my life. 470 00:18:13,765 --> 00:18:15,599 I also beat Descartes at shuffleboard 471 00:18:15,597 --> 00:18:18,565 and I dirty danced with Fred Mertz. 472 00:18:18,562 --> 00:18:21,131 Whatever floats your boat. 473 00:18:21,128 --> 00:18:22,495 And now, because of you 474 00:18:22,494 --> 00:18:25,296 I realize that death is nothing to be afraid of. 475 00:18:25,293 --> 00:18:26,660 It's just one big bash 476 00:18:26,658 --> 00:18:29,826 full of casinos, canasta, and kugel. 477 00:18:31,589 --> 00:18:33,723 Josh, I have been waiting here all morning. 478 00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:37,591 Hasn't anything that I have said or done inspired you? 479 00:18:37,586 --> 00:18:39,353 Yeah, you just inspired me 480 00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:43,288 to make the best latte of my entire coffee career. 481 00:18:43,283 --> 00:18:44,816 Everybody hear that? 482 00:18:44,815 --> 00:18:47,951 I am not just beautiful and smart. 483 00:18:47,947 --> 00:18:48,915 I'm a muse. 484 00:18:48,915 --> 00:18:50,180 Look at me. 485 00:18:50,179 --> 00:18:51,580 I am a muse. 486 00:18:51,579 --> 00:18:53,013 Hello, people. 487 00:18:53,011 --> 00:18:54,044 What a glorious day. 488 00:18:54,044 --> 00:18:55,845 You can already smell spring in the air. 489 00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:58,845 Your aunt scares me when she's this happy. 490 00:18:58,841 --> 00:19:01,643 Roxie, you did a fantastic job filling in this week. 491 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,874 Here's a bonus as a token of appreciation. 492 00:19:03,872 --> 00:19:06,407 On the other hand, it's kind of appealing. 493 00:19:06,404 --> 00:19:07,671 ( whistling ) 494 00:19:07,670 --> 00:19:10,005 Well, you're sure in a good mood today. 495 00:19:10,002 --> 00:19:11,202 And why shouldn't I be? 496 00:19:11,202 --> 00:19:12,335 I love life. 497 00:19:12,334 --> 00:19:13,401 I love death. 498 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,668 Like you kids say, "It's all good." 499 00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:17,600 Oh, we've been saying that all morning. 500 00:19:17,598 --> 00:19:19,065 But why am I talking to you about death? 501 00:19:19,064 --> 00:19:20,665 You're young, alive and in love. 502 00:19:20,663 --> 00:19:22,530 Well, you got the first part right. 503 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:25,597 Turns out Kevin was a little too self-absorbed. 504 00:19:25,594 --> 00:19:26,928 I'm sorry, honey. 505 00:19:26,927 --> 00:19:28,160 Oh, by the way 506 00:19:28,159 --> 00:19:28,927 when I die 507 00:19:28,927 --> 00:19:30,460 and you stick me in the casket 508 00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:32,792 make sure I'm wearing comfortable shoes. 509 00:19:35,755 --> 00:19:38,056 Anybody know a place that makes a good vanilla latte? 510 00:19:38,054 --> 00:19:39,121 Kevin. 511 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,487 Sabrina, I know you're upset 512 00:19:40,486 --> 00:19:42,420 and you probably don't want to give me a second chance, but... 513 00:19:42,418 --> 00:19:43,152 But what? 514 00:19:43,152 --> 00:19:46,120 Well, I read your article on college arts funding. 515 00:19:46,116 --> 00:19:47,149 It was terrific. 516 00:19:47,149 --> 00:19:48,250 That's nice, but, you know 517 00:19:48,249 --> 00:19:50,450 reading one article isn't going to fix everything. 518 00:19:50,448 --> 00:19:52,015 Yeah, well, I read all your articles-- 519 00:19:52,013 --> 00:19:53,680 uh, sororities, animal testing-- 520 00:19:53,679 --> 00:19:55,480 and they closed the library before I could 521 00:19:55,478 --> 00:19:57,145 finish the one on the gas leaf blowers. 522 00:19:57,144 --> 00:19:59,546 Oh, I had the flu when I wrote that one. 523 00:19:59,543 --> 00:20:02,044 Look, what I'm trying to say is... 524 00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:04,309 if you change your major 525 00:20:04,307 --> 00:20:06,508 journalism will be losing one heck of a writer. 526 00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:07,339 You're not just saying that 527 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:08,306 because you want to get back together? 528 00:20:08,306 --> 00:20:09,772 Look, I know I really blew this relationship 529 00:20:09,770 --> 00:20:11,104 and if you don't want to give me a second chance 530 00:20:11,103 --> 00:20:12,670 I totally understand. 531 00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:16,669 It's just, well, you really mean a lot to me. 532 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,935 And... well... 533 00:20:20,931 --> 00:20:22,632 Wow, Pride and Prejudice. 534 00:20:22,631 --> 00:20:23,898 You bought this for me? 535 00:20:23,897 --> 00:20:26,632 No, I swiped it from the library. 536 00:20:26,629 --> 00:20:27,796 I'm kidding. 537 00:20:29,694 --> 00:20:30,827 Thanks. 538 00:20:30,826 --> 00:20:33,394 It means a lot to me that you remembered. 539 00:20:33,391 --> 00:20:34,892 Listen, do you want to go someplace 540 00:20:34,891 --> 00:20:36,358 after your shift is over? 541 00:20:36,357 --> 00:20:37,191 I'd like that. 542 00:20:37,191 --> 00:20:39,758 I bet you'd like it even better if you left now. 543 00:20:39,755 --> 00:20:41,756 Well, wouldn't you be shorthanded? 544 00:20:41,754 --> 00:20:42,855 I'll live, and if not 545 00:20:42,854 --> 00:20:44,221 the alternative's not bad, either. 546 00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:44,720 Are you sure? 547 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:45,986 Absolutely. 548 00:20:45,985 --> 00:20:46,953 Seize the day, Sabrina. 549 00:20:46,953 --> 00:20:49,887 Life's short... if you're lucky. 550 00:20:56,847 --> 00:21:00,216 Oh, I can't believe those dumb broads 551 00:21:00,211 --> 00:21:03,746 just left a treasure map lying around the kitchen. 552 00:21:03,742 --> 00:21:07,278 I'd expect it from Hilda but a quantum physicist? 553 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,409 There's over $500,000 of gold 554 00:21:10,406 --> 00:21:11,906 buried in this dirt. 555 00:21:11,905 --> 00:21:13,239 Oh, Lord have mercy. 556 00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:15,940 I've hit the mother load! 557 00:21:15,936 --> 00:21:16,703 Thanks to the hags 558 00:21:16,703 --> 00:21:18,536 I'll be able to blow this pop stand 559 00:21:18,535 --> 00:21:20,837 one filthy rich cat. 560 00:21:22,499 --> 00:21:26,101 ( sobbing ) 561 00:21:26,097 --> 00:21:27,737 Well, he was right about the filthy part. 562 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:32,337 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 41074

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