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All right?
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Yeah. Take this, Pusface.
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Yes, Lord Pissface.
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Just drag it along here.
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Oi!
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Ow.
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Hi!
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God, worst job ever.
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Won't be that bad.
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How is clearing out the loft with
Dad not that bad?
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You're right, it will be that bad.
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Hello?!
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I'm upstairs, one minute.
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You know I'd love to help, but...
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Yeah.
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Adam?
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What?
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Can you...?
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Agh!
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I got you!
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You bastard! How did...?
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You didn't really think
I'd dislocated my shoulder?
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What?! Well, why do you...?
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There's no way they'll let me
do the loft with this on.
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Right. Very good. Very clever.
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Coming!
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OK, and... putting it
back on and...
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Well, obviously I'll just tell Mum.
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Fine. And I'll just tell her
all the grotty details
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about what you got up to
with Hayley Posner.
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Hayley...?! You bloody dare!
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Hi, what are you...?
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Oh, my God! What happened?
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Jonny dislocated his shoulder.
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You should have told me.
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Oh, it was just a little fall.
I didn't want to worry you.
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Oh, you are too thoughtful, Jonny.
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Isn't he!
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Hayley Posner.
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Where's your stupid dad? Martin!
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Probably still in
that rancid old loft.
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I'm really sorry, Adam,
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but I think you might have
to do it without me tonight.
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Well, of course he's doing it
without you tonight!
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Of course!
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All right, my darling.
I'll get you a nice cup of tea.
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I want to speak to you.
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Hi, Dad!
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Hello, bambinos.
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There you are.
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Hmm. I thought you weren't
talking to me at the moment.
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I'm not.
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Have you seen your youngest son?
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Oh, Jonny.
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I know, Dad.
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Why are you wearing
your bleeding suit?
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What?
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You'll ruin it up there, you moron!
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Amazing.
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Martin, Jonny's not going anywhere.
Can't you see he's injured?
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Oh, I thought it was a scarf.
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A scarf?
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A scarf?
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You know, fashion.
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Oh, it's Val.
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Hi, love.
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So it's just you and me, then?
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Yeah, just you and Pusface.
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It's quite nasty up in the loft.
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Oh, dear. Is it?
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Horrible.
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What's that on your chest?
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Pigeon shit. A bird got in.
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Great.
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Aah!
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Um, Dad, can you
excuse us just one sec?
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Right!
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What? Get off!
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What you doing, you div? What?
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OK. You are not to say
a bloody word about Hayley Posner!
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So long as you don't say
a word about my shoulder.
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Jonny, Hayley Posner
is Aunty Val's niece.
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Who you took on a date, shagged,
and then never called back,
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just because you thought
she "smelt like Mum"!
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Number one, I never shagged
Hayley Posner. Number two...
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she did smell like Mum!
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Whatever!
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It wasn't even her perfume,
it was her natural smell.
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I really don't want to know.
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It was like being in bed with...
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Mum?! Urgh!
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What are you two berks doing,
playing in the toilet?
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Adam was trying to kiss me again.
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Pair of prannies.
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Now, listen...
I might as well let you know,
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your mother and I haven't
been getting on very well recently.
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Great. That's not depressing.
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We had a row.
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About what?
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Personal stuff.
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What sort of personal stuff?
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Sexual stuff.
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Oh, Dad!
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We didn't want you to
actually answer that question. God!
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Sorry! No, your mother's
really not happy at the moment.
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Right.
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Last night,
she threw some plums at me.
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Plums?
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Yes, plums.
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And a lemon.
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Sexual stuff?
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So...?
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They never have sex?
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They always have sex?
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They have sex in cupboards?
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In skips?
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With tramps?
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Yeah, I know, Val, but... it's
like he's obsessed with her.
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How can I compete with that woman?
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What's Dad been doing?
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Er, who's Dad been doing?
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I don't think I want to know.
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I know I don't want to know.
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Let's not know.
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Let's not know.
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Good boy, drink your tea.
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Your biscuits, Sir Piss.
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Oh, here, darling.
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Thanks, Mum.
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Oh, you smell nice tonight, Mum.
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Do I?
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Yeah, you smell really lovely.
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Oh, thank you, darling.
What a nice thing to say!
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Adam, smell Mum.
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Oh, don't be silly!
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Go on, smell her.
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I'm OK thanks. How's the shoulder?
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Fine.
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Fine, as in it's
perfectly all right, or...?
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Oh, by the way,
Val's coming tonight.
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Really? Aunty Val?
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Yeah. I really needed
a friend here tonight.
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Oh. OK.
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Well, it'll be lovely
to see her. Won't it, Adam?
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Oh, she'll want to know all
about how you got on with Hayley.
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Really?
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Hayley?
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Wait, isn't that Aunty Val's niece?
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That's right.
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Jonny!
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You were nice to her,
weren't you, Bobble?
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Of course I was nice to her.
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Get us some more biscuits,
would you?
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Er, shit off.
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Adam!
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Adam, loft.
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Lovely to see you too.
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Martin,
we're having dinner soon. Go away.
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Does this mean you're talking
to me now?
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And can you please not come near us
with your filthy chest hair?
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Oh, it's fine.
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Martin, there are things living
in it. Just go and have a wash.
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But I had a wash yesterday...
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Your father...
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He's really upset me.
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Has he?
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Oh, dear.
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You know, sometimes
he just needs to remember that...
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I'm a woman.
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OK, more biscuits?
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Thanks.
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Sure.
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Er, should you be doing that there?
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What?
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That, over the potatoes?
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It's fine.
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It's medieval.
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You're worse than your mother.
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Adam? Put the crumble
in the oven, will you?
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OK. God!
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Bloody hot tap.
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Done it!
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Ow!
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Burnt my shitting nipple!
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You definitely didn't mention this.
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Didn't I?
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You definitely didn't.
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You said you wanted us
to help you clear out the loft.
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This is the loft.
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This is the loft, yes.
But this is the water tank.
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Well, I meant clean out
the water tank, then.
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Well, I know that now, don't I?!
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What's all that stuff in it?
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Oh, just general filth.
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Don't worry, you'll have
your dinner first.
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Oh, I get fed, do I?
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And we'll drain out the water.
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That's good to know. I won't drown.
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Dad!
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Why couldn't you get a man to do it?
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You're a man.
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No, I'm not. Not a proper man.
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He's not a proper man.
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Oh, please piss off.
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Yes, piss off, Jonny.
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If your mother sees you up here,
she'll only throw another fit.
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Or plums.
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Yeah, or plums.
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Well, have fun!
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Oh, and one other thing.
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What?
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Best not do it in all those clothes.
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No, course not,
I'll do it in my underpants.
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Yes, that's what I normally do.
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Coming back up for this.
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Sorry, you want me to get into
the water tank in my underpants?
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It's all right,
I'll be in there too.
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Me and you in our pants?
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Mmm, father and son nudity.
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Boys, Aunty Val's here!
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Aunty Val's here.
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Oh, bloody Val.
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You better not tell her
anything about...
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you sleeping with Mum?
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No doubt your mother's
been yabbering on to Val
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all about our problem.
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What is your problem?
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Oh, no, don't ask that!
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I told you, sexual.
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Adam!
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Sorry, I really didn't
think he'd say it again.
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Excuse me.
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Jackie, can I say something?
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What, love?
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This really is
a lovely bit of squirrel.
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Yes, one of the best bits of squirrel
I've ever eaten!
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Thank you, Martin. Can you go
and check the crumble, please?
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Check it for what, lice?
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Just go and look at the crumble.
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Very funny, Val,
lovely bit of squirrel.
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Where's the bloody oven gloves?
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Oh, just look...
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Impossible.
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Aunty Val?
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What?
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What's going on with Mum and Dad?
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I can't tell you that, it's too...
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personal.
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Yeah, we know.
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Boys, I can't.
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Right, is it another woman?
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I'm really not allowed...
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Oh, love the way you've
done the potatoes, Jackie.
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Oh, thanks, love.
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Very fluffy.
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The crumble smells funny.
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It doesn't smell funny.
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Is it off?
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Ju.. Oh, just sit down.
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Adam and I are going
into the loft later, Val.
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Really?
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Oh, yes. Aren't we, Adam?
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Yes, Dad.
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In their pants.
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Val, you'll never guess
what I found up there earlier.
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Martin, Valerie really
doesn't want to know that.
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Yes, she does.
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What was it?
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Half a rat.
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Oh!
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Dad!
272
00:09:50,251 --> 00:09:51,891
Oh, well, thanks
for telling me, Martin.
273
00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:53,810
Quite badly decomposed.
274
00:09:53,811 --> 00:09:55,250
Martin! Val's eating.
275
00:09:55,251 --> 00:09:56,850
All right, she's not eating a rat.
276
00:09:56,851 --> 00:09:59,570
OK, why don't you eat
down the end of the table, then?
277
00:09:59,571 --> 00:10:00,211
Hmm? Go on.
278
00:10:00,212 --> 00:10:01,250
What?
279
00:10:01,251 --> 00:10:02,691
Yes, go on.
280
00:10:04,331 --> 00:10:07,290
Go to the end of the table...
281
00:10:07,291 --> 00:10:09,131
and eat on your own.
282
00:10:11,771 --> 00:10:13,211
Happy now?
283
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,291
Didn't actually have a head.
284
00:10:21,891 --> 00:10:22,890
Sorry, Val.
285
00:10:22,891 --> 00:10:24,331
Oh, it's OK, love.
286
00:10:26,571 --> 00:10:29,011
So, Adam, you going to
make me wait all night then?
287
00:10:29,012 --> 00:10:30,450
For what?
288
00:10:30,451 --> 00:10:32,371
What happened with
you and Hayley, silly?
289
00:10:33,411 --> 00:10:34,530
Oh, Hayley.
290
00:10:34,531 --> 00:10:36,650
Oh, Hayley!
291
00:10:36,651 --> 00:10:38,450
Well, I... You know...
292
00:10:38,451 --> 00:10:40,290
went on a date with her.
293
00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:40,889
Yeah, she knows that.
294
00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:41,649
I know that.
295
00:10:41,650 --> 00:10:42,851
She knows that.
296
00:10:42,852 --> 00:10:45,810
What else do you want me to say?
297
00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:48,211
Well, her mother said
that Hayley really liked you.
298
00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:49,970
Ooh!
299
00:10:49,971 --> 00:10:52,770
Girl liked Adam?
What is she, a blind alcoholic?
300
00:10:52,771 --> 00:10:55,130
But apparently,
you never called her back.
301
00:10:55,131 --> 00:10:56,170
Didn't you?
302
00:10:56,171 --> 00:10:57,651
Why didn't you call Hayley back?
303
00:10:57,652 --> 00:11:00,090
Yes, why didn't you
call Hayley Posner back?
304
00:11:00,091 --> 00:11:01,410
Well, I...
305
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,331
Tell us, was there something
wrong with her?
306
00:11:03,332 --> 00:11:04,810
Shut up! I just...
307
00:11:04,811 --> 00:11:06,370
You know...
308
00:11:06,371 --> 00:11:07,411
Let me guess...
309
00:11:07,412 --> 00:11:09,090
She had an annoying laugh?
310
00:11:09,091 --> 00:11:10,610
Her hands were too big?
311
00:11:10,611 --> 00:11:12,530
She... smelt funny?
312
00:11:12,531 --> 00:11:13,489
Smelt funny?
313
00:11:13,490 --> 00:11:14,651
Did she smell funny?
314
00:11:14,652 --> 00:11:17,370
No, of course she didn't smell funny.
315
00:11:17,371 --> 00:11:18,849
That crumble smells funny.
316
00:11:18,850 --> 00:11:19,851
It does not smell funny!
317
00:11:20,891 --> 00:11:22,450
I'll get that!
318
00:11:22,451 --> 00:11:24,170
No, sit down. I'll go.
319
00:11:24,171 --> 00:11:25,251
Close.
320
00:11:26,571 --> 00:11:28,530
Hello, Jackie. I really...
321
00:11:28,531 --> 00:11:31,090
Oh, hi, Jim. Wow, you look...
322
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,770
Yes, ca... can I come in?
323
00:11:32,771 --> 00:11:34,450
It's... it's a bit of an emergency.
324
00:11:34,451 --> 00:11:36,371
Really? Um...
325
00:11:38,651 --> 00:11:40,410
OK.
326
00:11:40,411 --> 00:11:42,571
Thank you. Wilson, you stay.
327
00:11:47,251 --> 00:11:48,291
Everything all right?
328
00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:49,570
Everything?
329
00:11:49,571 --> 00:11:51,170
Wh... why are you dressed so...?
330
00:11:51,171 --> 00:11:53,730
I mean, you look like
a real gentleman tonight.
331
00:11:53,731 --> 00:11:56,211
Oh, thank you, Jackie.
And so do you.
332
00:11:57,251 --> 00:11:59,010
Are the... are the others here?
333
00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:00,971
Maybe they can help too?
334
00:12:02,051 --> 00:12:03,371
Err...
335
00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:06,970
OK, come through.
336
00:12:06,971 --> 00:12:07,971
Yes.
337
00:12:09,611 --> 00:12:12,050
Jim's here. It's... an emergency.
338
00:12:12,051 --> 00:12:13,891
Yes, it's a real emerge...
339
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,170
Twins?
340
00:12:20,171 --> 00:12:22,010
What?
341
00:12:22,011 --> 00:12:23,211
Tw... twins?
342
00:12:24,371 --> 00:12:25,491
Oh! No, we're not...
343
00:12:25,492 --> 00:12:26,851
We're not related.
344
00:12:28,251 --> 00:12:31,570
No, Jim.
This is Val, my best friend.
345
00:12:31,571 --> 00:12:33,011
Val.
346
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,959
What's the emergency?
347
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:39,639
Oh yes, has anyone got...
348
00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:41,479
a phone charger?
349
00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:44,079
That's the emergency?
You need a phone charger?
350
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:45,119
Yes.
351
00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:47,159
Well, my mobile phone has run out
352
00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,159
and I need to make a telephone call.
353
00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:52,399
See, Wilson did something terrible
with... with my charger.
354
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,959
Just terrible.
355
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,238
And you need to do it now?
356
00:12:55,239 --> 00:12:57,640
Yes, I have only got the number
in my telephone, you see,
357
00:12:57,641 --> 00:13:00,359
and it's... it's for tonight.
I'm having a date.
358
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:01,000
A date?!
359
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,238
Yes, with a lady.
360
00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:03,360
Ooh, how exciting.
361
00:13:03,361 --> 00:13:07,159
Yes, where...?
Where did you meet this lady?
362
00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:09,520
In a yellowish room.
363
00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,879
I'll just go and find a charger.
364
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,278
Yes, go and sniff it out!
365
00:13:14,279 --> 00:13:15,000
Thank you.
366
00:13:15,001 --> 00:13:16,039
Ow!
367
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,959
What kind of phone is it?
368
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,719
A portable one.
369
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,519
Right.
370
00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,039
Wearing a bib?
371
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,719
No, she was meant to be
coming round tonight for dinner,
372
00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,239
but she hasn't turned up.
373
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,359
How strange!
374
00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:32,439
Yes, it is strange,
so I... I really must call her.
375
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,159
You've made her dinner, have you?
376
00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,639
Oh, yes.
377
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,440
Aww, how romantic!
What are you having?
378
00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:39,399
Sheep.
379
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,438
Here, this one fits.
380
00:13:40,439 --> 00:13:41,480
Thank you, Jonny.
381
00:13:41,481 --> 00:13:43,159
Adam.
382
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,120
Thanks all, better be off.
383
00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,319
Oh, Wilson!
384
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,839
Oh, he... he's gone up the stairs!
385
00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,399
Wilson! Come down, Wilson!
386
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:53,240
Where's he gone?
387
00:13:53,241 --> 00:13:54,599
Upstairs.
388
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,359
Upstairs?
389
00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,919
'He's going into the loft!'
390
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:58,960
He's going in the loft?
391
00:13:58,961 --> 00:14:00,239
The loft?!
392
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,119
'Don't worry, I'll get him!'
393
00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:04,760
Feel free to give
that tank a good scrub, Jim!
394
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:08,159
Why don't you go
and help him up there,
395
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:10,639
instead of just stuffing
your fat face?
396
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:11,760
I thought you were ignoring me.
397
00:14:11,761 --> 00:14:12,919
What?
398
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,479
Oh, just
pass the ketchup, would you?
399
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,440
I'm sorry,
did someone say something?
400
00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:18,839
I didn't hear anything.
401
00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:20,758
Val, could you pass me the ketchup?
402
00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:21,600
Don't help him, Val.
403
00:14:21,601 --> 00:14:22,959
Don't worry, Jackie.
404
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,319
Boys, could you...
405
00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:25,160
Here you go, Dad.
406
00:14:25,161 --> 00:14:27,279
Leave it!
407
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,280
Right!
408
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,800
Thank you.
409
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,720
Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
410
00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,640
MMM! Mmm... Mmm...
411
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,400
Wilson!
412
00:14:50,401 --> 00:14:51,680
Ooh!
413
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,800
Oh, Wilson. You're a bad Wilson.
414
00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,880
Wet!
415
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,319
My god, Val.
I am so sorry about him.
416
00:15:07,412 --> 00:15:08,612
Oh, don't worry, love.
417
00:15:08,613 --> 00:15:11,211
Yes, I'm sorry it's been like this
all evening, Valerie.
418
00:15:11,212 --> 00:15:14,212
You see, my wife's suffering from
a condition known as Mad Womanitis.
419
00:15:16,612 --> 00:15:18,131
Right, that's it. Out!
420
00:15:18,132 --> 00:15:19,771
What, for saying Mad Womanitis?
421
00:15:19,772 --> 00:15:21,131
Yes, you heard me, out!
422
00:15:21,132 --> 00:15:21,892
Mum?!
423
00:15:21,893 --> 00:15:23,491
Shut up, Adam.
424
00:15:23,492 --> 00:15:24,692
It was only a joke. Mad Womanitis.
425
00:15:24,693 --> 00:15:26,251
A joke, was it?
426
00:15:26,252 --> 00:15:29,531
OK, and was it a joke that thing
that happened the other night? Hmm?
427
00:15:29,532 --> 00:15:30,771
What thing?
428
00:15:30,772 --> 00:15:32,891
But I didn't do anything!
Oh, Valerie,
429
00:15:32,892 --> 00:15:34,810
talk some sense into her,
for Chrissakes.
430
00:15:34,811 --> 00:15:37,090
I'm sorry, Martin,
but if you don't mind my saying,
431
00:15:37,091 --> 00:15:38,970
I think what you did to Jackie
that night was disgusting.
432
00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:40,090
Thank you, love.
433
00:15:40,091 --> 00:15:40,972
Disgusting!
434
00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:42,731
Um, what has he done?
435
00:15:42,732 --> 00:15:43,692
Please, tell us!
436
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,251
But I didn't do anything.
437
00:15:45,252 --> 00:15:47,251
You know very well what you did!
438
00:15:47,252 --> 00:15:50,251
And don't you dare tell those two
boys a bloody thing, you hear me?
439
00:15:50,252 --> 00:15:51,612
Now get out!
440
00:15:57,412 --> 00:15:59,531
You can't just
chuck Dad out like that.
441
00:15:59,532 --> 00:16:00,771
Oh, can't I?
442
00:16:00,772 --> 00:16:04,411
Well, if you're so happy having
a father who did what he did,
443
00:16:04,412 --> 00:16:05,812
why don't you go with him, then?
444
00:16:05,813 --> 00:16:07,491
What?
445
00:16:07,492 --> 00:16:09,732
Go on, both of you. Out!
446
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,250
So where are we going to go, then?
447
00:16:13,251 --> 00:16:13,892
I don't know, the pub?
448
00:16:13,893 --> 00:16:15,971
What? Not the horrible,
horrible pub.
449
00:16:15,972 --> 00:16:17,531
Yes, the horrible, horrible pub.
450
00:16:17,532 --> 00:16:18,052
Where are we going?
451
00:16:18,053 --> 00:16:19,171
The pub.
452
00:16:19,172 --> 00:16:21,051
The punk?
453
00:16:21,052 --> 00:16:22,892
Yes, we're all going to the punk.
454
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:33,531
Is this it?
455
00:16:33,532 --> 00:16:34,771
Ooh, yes.
456
00:16:34,772 --> 00:16:36,772
The friendliest pub in the world.
457
00:16:46,812 --> 00:16:48,092
Evening. How are you?
458
00:16:48,093 --> 00:16:49,251
What?
459
00:16:49,252 --> 00:16:50,250
How's business?
460
00:16:50,251 --> 00:16:51,092
Business?
461
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:51,971
Dad...
462
00:16:51,972 --> 00:16:54,451
How's your business doing?
463
00:16:54,452 --> 00:16:55,771
Shit.
464
00:16:55,772 --> 00:16:57,251
Oh.
465
00:16:57,252 --> 00:16:58,611
Can you just order?
466
00:16:58,612 --> 00:17:00,411
Um, yes, three drinks, please.
467
00:17:00,412 --> 00:17:02,331
What three drinks?
468
00:17:02,332 --> 00:17:04,171
Um, what would you recommend?
469
00:17:04,172 --> 00:17:06,771
Well, we've got beer,
lager, spirits.
470
00:17:06,772 --> 00:17:08,331
Shall we get one of each, then?
471
00:17:08,332 --> 00:17:10,971
Sorry, one moment, please.
472
00:17:10,972 --> 00:17:13,451
Dad, when was the last time
you went into a pub?
473
00:17:13,452 --> 00:17:15,771
Um, 1997.
474
00:17:15,772 --> 00:17:17,251
To buy a drink?
475
00:17:17,252 --> 00:17:18,332
To use the loos.
476
00:17:20,052 --> 00:17:21,732
Three pints of lager, please.
477
00:17:23,052 --> 00:17:24,692
We're going to get it
out of you eventually.
478
00:17:24,693 --> 00:17:27,451
I told, I can't say.
Mum will do her nut.
479
00:17:27,452 --> 00:17:31,771
But Mum is a nut.
Come on, was it another woman?
480
00:17:31,772 --> 00:17:33,451
Oh, Jonny, please.
481
00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:34,690
All right. Another man?
482
00:17:34,691 --> 00:17:35,330
Two women?
483
00:17:35,331 --> 00:17:36,172
Two men?
484
00:17:36,173 --> 00:17:37,212
Two dogs?
485
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,171
Er...
486
00:17:40,172 --> 00:17:41,412
Mum?!
487
00:17:42,532 --> 00:17:44,531
Jackie. Jackie?
488
00:17:44,532 --> 00:17:46,091
What?
489
00:17:46,092 --> 00:17:47,611
What are you doing here?
490
00:17:47,612 --> 00:17:49,691
Well, you came
to the pub for a drink,
491
00:17:49,692 --> 00:17:51,612
so we came to the pub for a drink,
or is that not allowed?
492
00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:52,691
But...
493
00:17:52,692 --> 00:17:55,572
Oh, come on, Jackie,
what are you having?
494
00:17:57,972 --> 00:17:59,171
Oh, dear!
495
00:17:59,172 --> 00:18:01,170
Bloody hell, I suppose I'd better
go and talk to the woman.
496
00:18:01,171 --> 00:18:01,972
Is that a good idea?
497
00:18:01,973 --> 00:18:03,531
Probably not.
498
00:18:03,532 --> 00:18:04,612
Two gin and tonics.
499
00:18:04,613 --> 00:18:05,971
I'll get those.
500
00:18:05,972 --> 00:18:07,892
Um, can you leave us alone, please?
501
00:18:07,893 --> 00:18:08,971
What?
502
00:18:08,972 --> 00:18:09,970
I'm having a drink with my friend.
503
00:18:09,971 --> 00:18:10,730
That's right.
504
00:18:10,731 --> 00:18:12,012
Don't be so stupid.
505
00:18:12,013 --> 00:18:14,011
Oh, I'm being stupid, am I?
506
00:18:14,012 --> 00:18:15,732
Er, is this man
bothering you, ladies?
507
00:18:17,172 --> 00:18:19,091
Yes, actually.
508
00:18:19,092 --> 00:18:21,371
You heard the lady,
move away from the bar.
509
00:18:21,372 --> 00:18:22,531
Sorry?
510
00:18:22,532 --> 00:18:23,172
Go on, then.
511
00:18:23,173 --> 00:18:25,251
What?! I'm not listening to him.
512
00:18:25,252 --> 00:18:25,772
What did you say?
513
00:18:25,773 --> 00:18:27,251
Everything all right?
514
00:18:27,252 --> 00:18:28,450
I said what did you just say?
515
00:18:28,451 --> 00:18:30,092
I said I'm not listening
to you, thicko!
516
00:18:30,093 --> 00:18:31,171
What?!
517
00:18:31,172 --> 00:18:32,170
He doesn't mean that.
518
00:18:32,171 --> 00:18:33,450
He calls everyone a thicko.
519
00:18:33,451 --> 00:18:34,532
It's all right, boys.
520
00:18:34,533 --> 00:18:38,171
No, it's not all right. Your father
is getting on my bloody nerves!
521
00:18:38,172 --> 00:18:39,170
Can you keep your voice down?
522
00:18:39,171 --> 00:18:40,332
Seriously, my bloody nerves!
523
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:42,771
I said can you keep your voice down?
524
00:18:42,772 --> 00:18:43,811
Just shut up!
525
00:18:43,812 --> 00:18:44,450
She doesn't mean that.
526
00:18:44,451 --> 00:18:45,812
She tells everyone to shut up.
527
00:18:45,813 --> 00:18:48,971
Right, that's it! You and you, out!
528
00:18:48,972 --> 00:18:50,531
What?!
529
00:18:50,532 --> 00:18:51,972
Come on, you're going. You're going.
530
00:18:51,973 --> 00:18:53,771
But it's his fault! Yes!
531
00:18:53,772 --> 00:18:54,532
Don't listen to them.
532
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:55,572
But...
533
00:18:56,612 --> 00:18:57,612
You're leaving.
534
00:18:58,452 --> 00:18:59,692
Out!
535
00:19:04,172 --> 00:19:05,972
So you're still
not talking to me?
536
00:19:05,973 --> 00:19:06,972
No, I am not!
537
00:19:06,973 --> 00:19:09,971
But Jackie, I...
Right, you, the loft.
538
00:19:09,972 --> 00:19:11,531
Ugh!
539
00:19:11,532 --> 00:19:12,810
Go on, Pussface!
540
00:19:12,811 --> 00:19:13,452
Come on, Jackie!
541
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,450
OK, that's it,
that thing is coming off now.
542
00:19:15,451 --> 00:19:16,090
No way.
543
00:19:16,091 --> 00:19:17,450
Yes way! It's coming off
right this second.
544
00:19:17,451 --> 00:19:18,732
Get off! Get...
545
00:19:18,733 --> 00:19:22,731
Argh! Argh! Aah! Aah!
546
00:19:22,732 --> 00:19:23,732
What's the matter?
547
00:19:23,733 --> 00:19:25,331
What happened?
548
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:29,492
I...I think I've dislocated
my shoulder.
549
00:19:35,372 --> 00:19:37,092
OK, so first, we're going
to need to give it an X-ray.
550
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,171
OK.
551
00:19:38,172 --> 00:19:41,011
And while we're at it, we'll take
a quick X-ray of the other one.
552
00:19:41,012 --> 00:19:42,651
Sorry, the other one?
553
00:19:42,652 --> 00:19:45,451
Yes, the other one.
Good idea, Doctor.
554
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:46,532
And then we can...
555
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:49,651
Sorry, um, the other one,
it's, er... You know what,
556
00:19:49,652 --> 00:19:52,811
it's really feeling
suddenly a lot better.
557
00:19:52,812 --> 00:19:53,971
Really?
558
00:19:53,972 --> 00:19:56,811
Really? It's a miracle!
559
00:19:56,812 --> 00:19:58,451
Yeah.
560
00:19:58,452 --> 00:20:02,451
Er, ah, I guess it just clicked
back into place or something.
561
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:06,251
Ha. Nah, no, I think I'm, er,
cured, Doctor. Yeah, really.
562
00:20:06,252 --> 00:20:08,011
Thanks. Thank you.
563
00:20:09,012 --> 00:20:10,452
Oh, not now! One moment, please.
564
00:20:11,812 --> 00:20:13,291
Great, isn't it?
565
00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:14,891
OK, what's going on?
566
00:20:14,892 --> 00:20:16,172
Nothing, nothing's going on.
567
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,451
Jonny...
568
00:20:17,452 --> 00:20:18,531
You dare!
569
00:20:18,532 --> 00:20:21,571
Jonny was pretending to have
a bad shoulder all night,
570
00:20:21,572 --> 00:20:23,012
to get out of doing the loft.
571
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:26,091
What? Martin, did you hear that?
572
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,091
No.
573
00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:30,971
I can't believe you, Jonny,
you bloody little liar!
574
00:20:30,972 --> 00:20:33,811
All right, then, the reason Adam
didn't call Val's niece back,
575
00:20:33,812 --> 00:20:34,612
after he slept with her...
576
00:20:34,613 --> 00:20:36,091
Oh, god!
577
00:20:36,092 --> 00:20:38,811
Ow! What's that for?
578
00:20:38,812 --> 00:20:41,251
You're not to sleep
with Mum's friends!
579
00:20:41,252 --> 00:20:44,611
Not Val! Val's niece.
580
00:20:44,612 --> 00:20:45,972
Oh, in that case, well done.
581
00:20:45,973 --> 00:20:49,451
No, one minute.
You slept with Val's niece?
582
00:20:49,452 --> 00:20:51,011
Only a bit.
583
00:20:51,012 --> 00:20:52,291
A bit?
584
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,732
Yeah, and he didn't call her back
585
00:20:53,733 --> 00:20:55,732
because he thought
she smelt like you, Mum.
586
00:20:55,733 --> 00:20:59,251
You didn't call her back
because she smelt... like me?
587
00:20:59,252 --> 00:21:00,171
Yes.
588
00:21:00,172 --> 00:21:02,531
What, what's wrong with my smell?
589
00:21:02,532 --> 00:21:04,530
Nothing's wrong with your smell,
when it's on you.
590
00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:05,570
What was the problem?
591
00:21:05,571 --> 00:21:06,452
She smelt like Mum.
592
00:21:06,453 --> 00:21:08,091
Ooh, smelt like Mum. Ooh!
593
00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:10,971
All right, now all our stuff's
out in the open, what about you two?
594
00:21:10,972 --> 00:21:13,330
Why don't you tell us about
what your stupid argument's
595
00:21:13,331 --> 00:21:14,092
been about the whole bloody night?
596
00:21:14,093 --> 00:21:15,171
Yeah.
597
00:21:15,172 --> 00:21:17,011
It's personal.
598
00:21:17,012 --> 00:21:18,091
It's sexual.
599
00:21:18,092 --> 00:21:21,211
How did you...? All right,
what have you been telling the boys?
600
00:21:21,212 --> 00:21:22,652
I haven't been
telling them anything.
601
00:21:22,653 --> 00:21:24,571
Really?
602
00:21:24,572 --> 00:21:27,291
OK, no, go on, Martin.
Tell them, then, go on.
603
00:21:27,292 --> 00:21:28,651
Tell them what?
604
00:21:28,652 --> 00:21:32,011
All those things you did. To her!
605
00:21:32,012 --> 00:21:33,891
But I didn't do anything.
606
00:21:33,892 --> 00:21:34,891
Really?
607
00:21:34,892 --> 00:21:37,091
I think you better tell us.
608
00:21:37,092 --> 00:21:40,932
Tell your sons who it was with.
609
00:21:42,732 --> 00:21:44,171
Dad? Dad?
610
00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:45,772
All right.
611
00:21:49,252 --> 00:21:50,651
Lady Di.
612
00:21:50,652 --> 00:21:51,332
Sorry?!
613
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:52,451
What?
614
00:21:52,452 --> 00:21:53,372
Lady Di.
615
00:21:53,373 --> 00:21:54,731
Lady Di?
616
00:21:54,732 --> 00:21:56,531
Yes, Lady Di.
617
00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:58,731
Lady Di, as in Lady Di? The Lady Di?
618
00:21:58,732 --> 00:21:59,452
Yes.
619
00:21:59,453 --> 00:22:01,731
Lady Diana? Lady Diana Spencer?
620
00:22:01,732 --> 00:22:04,891
Yes, Lady bleeding Diana Spencer.
Lady Di.
621
00:22:04,892 --> 00:22:06,211
You see!
622
00:22:06,212 --> 00:22:10,091
I dreamt I was in a bath of milk
with Lady Di.
623
00:22:10,092 --> 00:22:11,731
I'm sorry, what did you just say?
624
00:22:11,732 --> 00:22:14,611
I dreamt I was having a milk bath...
625
00:22:14,612 --> 00:22:15,250
A milk bath?
626
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:15,970
Yes.
627
00:22:15,971 --> 00:22:17,210
Did he say dreamt?
628
00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:18,450
Yes, with Lady Di.
629
00:22:18,451 --> 00:22:19,730
It was a dream?
630
00:22:19,731 --> 00:22:21,012
All about your dad
631
00:22:21,013 --> 00:22:24,731
and Lady Diana Spencer,
naked - naked...
632
00:22:24,732 --> 00:22:27,931
in a bath of milk.
633
00:22:27,932 --> 00:22:29,571
But in a dream.
634
00:22:29,572 --> 00:22:30,652
You see, it was nothing.
635
00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:33,531
It was not nothing -
it was you and Lady Di!
636
00:22:33,532 --> 00:22:35,931
Yeah, in my head,
in my fast asleep head!
637
00:22:35,932 --> 00:22:37,892
It's completely different
from real life.
638
00:22:37,893 --> 00:22:40,811
In your head, in the bath,
it's the same thing.
639
00:22:40,812 --> 00:22:42,012
It's really not the same thing.
640
00:22:42,013 --> 00:22:45,531
Sorry, but that's what you've been
arguing about the whole night?
641
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:47,091
Dad's ridiculous, stupid dream?
642
00:22:47,092 --> 00:22:47,532
Incredible!
643
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:48,652
Incredible!
644
00:22:56,892 --> 00:22:59,772
Actually, it really was incredible.
645
00:22:59,897 --> 00:23:23,064
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