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Eddie: Finding your way ina new school is always tough,
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especially when you don't
have a crew of your own.
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Dude, how great is sailing?
[Chuckles]
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Yo, I saw puffy wearing
boat shoes the other day.
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He looked tight.
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Boat shoes are functional
footwear with a purpose.
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Obviously, you've never
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tried to raise the jib
on wet teak.
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[Scoffs] [Laughs]
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Culturally, we didn't
have anything in common,
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which is why it meant so much
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when I finally found someone
I could identify with.
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[Ding!]
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Did I tell you
my dad knows L.L. Bean?
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Leroy Leroy Bean.
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Troy: I love L.L. Bean.
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S01E08
Phillip Goldstein
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fresh off the boat
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I'm gettin' mine
everywhere I go
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if you don't know, homey,
now you know
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fresh off the boat
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homey, you don't know
where I come from
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but I know where I'm goin'
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I'm fresh off the boat
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sync and corrected by ninh
www.addic7ed.com
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But I'm getting ahead of myself.Let's roll this story back.
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Mom, wake up!
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Aah! Who died? Who died?
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- What? No.
- Okay...
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I made you breakfast in bed.
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What do you want?
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Okay, just hear me out.
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There's a Beastie Boys concert
this weekend, and I w...
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No.
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I am not letting you
go to a rap concert.
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Louis: What's wrong
with a rap concert?
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- It's the music of the time.
- See?
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Dad gets it!
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Okay, Louis, I know
you like to be good cop,
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but somebody has to
wield the hammer in this family.
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No, they don't.
We could both be good cops.
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Like that movie "Good Cops."
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There's no such movie.
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Yes, mom, they're rappers,
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but they're white rappers.
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White!
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Eddie, we have
been through this before,
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and the answer
is always the same.
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- But they're sort of Asian.
- No!
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- But he's a doctor.
- No!
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You're always talking
about the year of the dog.
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That's a stretch.
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No!
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Eddie, I just
don't understand you...
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The music you listen to,
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the way you talk, your clothes.
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[Sighs] Why can't you support
something that I like for once?
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Well, why can't you be
a good Chinese boy
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like Evan and Emery?
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They both study hard,
play violin,
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wear button-up shirts properly,
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not like you,
buttoning the top button
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and letting the rest
flap out like a cape.
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That's called being a "g," mom!
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Why do you want to be a letter
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that's only worth
two points in scrabble?!
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"Q" is better!
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I'm sure you all know
why I gather you here.
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Mitch has decided
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to take a lateral position
at the Golden Saddle.
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As far as I'm concerned,
he no longer exists.
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Has anyone seen
my astronaut pen?
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Nancy?
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I never
should have slept with you.
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Okay, well, if anyone
sees my pen in Nancy's purse,
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let me know.
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I...
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I'm sorry. I... should I...
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D-don't worry about it, Mitch.
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Despite your betrayal,
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you were here
when I opened this place,
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and I'll never forget that.
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Thanks.
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It's time to forget about Mitch.
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I'm going to start setting up
interviews for a new host.
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Oh! I-I-I'd
be interested in the job.
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Come on.
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[Chuckles]
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[School bell rings]
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Well, Eddie, I'm sure you're wondering
why you're in here today.
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If this is about
the Clay sculpture I made...
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No, Mrs. Uveda
has an active imagination.
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That's why she's
the art teacher.
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I've chosen you
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to be a "first day friend"
for a new student...
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Show them around the school,
teach them the ropes.
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But I've only been here
for a few months.
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More than enough time.
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Plus, I think you
and the new student, Phillip,
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might have
some things in common.
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Like what?
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Let's just say
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I feel like you have mutual
interests and experiences.
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He's Chinese, isn't he?
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What?
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No.
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Is he?
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[Chuckling]
Gosh, I'm not sure.
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Let's just... let's...
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[Intercom beeps]
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Shauna?
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Could you send in Phillip?
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Shauna: Sure. Which one is he?
There's a few kids out here.
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Uh...
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You know...
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Phillip!
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I'm gonna need more than that.
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W-what does he look like?
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Well...
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Phillip is here
to meet Eddie Huang.
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Huang.
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Um, Principal Hunter,
if you could be more specific,
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I can get you what you need.
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Here's an idea...
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Just say the name Phillip,
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and whoever stands up,
send him in.
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Because that's probably Phillip.
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I couldn't have been happier.
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This was the first Chinese kid
I'd met since moving from D.C.
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Finally, I had a crew.
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Yo, what's up, Phillip?
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I'm Eddie.
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It's a pleasure
to meet you, Eddie.
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Come on. I'll show you around.
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Was that Phillip? [Sighs]
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And I have no idea what happens
in this room, either.
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The sign on the door
says "library."
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Hmm.
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[Chuckles]
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Looks like someone's got a twin.
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Looks like somebody's
outnumbered.
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Eddie: Anyways, I've been running
my mouth for this whole time.
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Where's your family from?
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Hunan?
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Jerusalem.
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I was adopted by Jewish parents.
My last name is Goldstein.
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Oh, that's cool.
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We both eat Chinese food
on Christmas,
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and our parents are super pushy.
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Okay...
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What kind of stuff are you into?
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You like the Beastie Boys?
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I prefer musicals.
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Shaq?
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Tolstoy.
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Bling?
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Investments.
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"Hangin' with Mr. Cooper"?
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Can't watch TV on Fridays
because of Shabbat...
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Hangin' with God.
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Stinky tofu?
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Gefilte fish.
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Stinky tofu sounds repulsive.
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We don't like each other, do we?
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I find your company undesirable.
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Look who's best friends!
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This is gonna get
my ex-wife back for sure.
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[Camera shutter clicks]
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After spending a day
showing Phillip around,
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I figured my time was done
and that would be that,
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but I was wrong.
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Phillip, go over there
and work with Eddie.
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I feel like you two will have
great chemistry together.
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[Chuckles]
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The pun gun is set to laughs.
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Okay, pair up with the person
next to you for stretches.
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Eddie, you pair up with Phillip.
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But he's not even next to me!
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Lucky for you, I have
a soft spot for best friends.
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Okay, let's
open up those hammies!
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I even told Principal Hunter
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about the whole thing
feeling kind of racist.
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In response
to complaints of racism,
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I now commence
the first meeting of the...
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Pacific Rim Club.
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You now have a safe haven
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to celebrate
your unique culture.
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I'm leaving you a box
of watercolors and parchment
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if you choose
to express yourself
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through monumental landscape
painting.
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Meat is murder!
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Again, I don't know why you
interviewed for this position,
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but thank you.
We'll keep your r?sum? on file!
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[Door opens]
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Beg your pardon, sir.
Name's Wyatt.
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[Dramatic Western music plays] I
noticed your "help wanted" sign.
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Position still open?
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Depends. You got any experience?
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Ah...
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Well, startin' in '89,
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I spent two years on a
cattle ranch in big sky country,
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gettin' to know every part
of these delicious creatures.
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After that, I did a four-year
stint ma?tre d-in' at spay-go.
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Ah, who am I kiddin'?
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I'm sorry
for wastin' your time, mister.
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Uh, wait!
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You got the job. [Chuckles]
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[Chuckles]
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Well, golly.
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[Laughing] All right.
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I...
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don't have a hat.
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That's my ride. Later, nerd.
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Who is this?
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Oh, he's nobody. Let's...
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Another Chinese boy in school!
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Hey, come on!
Let's give you a ride home.
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It's quite all right. I'm
just waiting for the late bus.
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Nonsense!
Eddie, get in the back.
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I appreciate
the ride, Mrs. Huang.
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Gives me more time to finish my
homework before music lessons.
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Oh, what instrument do you play?
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Cello.
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- Orchestral?
- Solo.
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- Practice?
- Daily.
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How much?
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Five times perfect in a row.
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If I make a mistake
on the fifth time, I start over.
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Yes!
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[Sighs]
Arranged the tables, sir.
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Ah. Noticed a couple
wobblers over there,
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so I balanced 'em out
with some scrap wood.
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And also, I hope you don't mind,
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I edited the sticker
in the window
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to make it say "no boots,
no shirt, no service."
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Oh, uh, I was looking
at the menus,
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and I noticed you moved
the "daily specials" insert?
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Yes, sir. Made it better.
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I reckon having the specials
on the left
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makes it the first thing
a customer sees.
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Oh. Little trick I learned at
the Cuatro Seasons in Cabo.
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This was a mess before.
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[Laughs] It's... it's great.
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Oh, welcome
to Cattleman's Ranch.
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What a beautiful family.
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- Oh. [Laughs] Thank you!
- [Chuckles] This way.
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And allow me.
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[Gasps]
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Ooh!
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- Ma'am.
- Wow.
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And these specials look so good!
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Hmm.
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Eddie, will you
sign this petition?
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Mr. Hedgehog
is running for mayor.
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Evan and I are learning
about the government
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in school this week.
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Your Hedgehog is stupid.
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You made a powerful enemy today.
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Jessica: Eddie!
260
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[Chuckling]
I thought I heard you come home.
261
00:09:37,437 --> 00:09:38,669
How was Phillip's day today?
262
00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:40,638
Did you give him the snack I
packed for him in your lunch?
263
00:09:40,673 --> 00:09:42,473
I did. He hated it.
264
00:09:42,508 --> 00:09:44,542
[Sighs] Too much ginger...
I knew it.
265
00:09:44,577 --> 00:09:45,910
Do we have to
talk about this right now?
266
00:09:45,945 --> 00:09:47,778
Oh, but there's
so much to talk about.
267
00:09:47,814 --> 00:09:48,979
Mrs. Goldstein called
268
00:09:49,015 --> 00:09:51,315
to thank me for giving Phillip
a ride home yesterday.
269
00:09:51,866 --> 00:09:55,119
A Chinese boy
with Jewish parents...
270
00:09:55,154 --> 00:09:56,987
The world is an amazing place.
271
00:09:57,023 --> 00:09:59,468
Yeah, mom, everything
about Phillip is amazing.
272
00:09:59,488 --> 00:10:00,747
I get it.
273
00:10:00,995 --> 00:10:04,962
Eddie, I am sorry
that I keep talking about him.
274
00:10:05,597 --> 00:10:06,863
I'm just excited
275
00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:09,533
for you to have a good
Chinese boy to hang out with.
276
00:10:09,568 --> 00:10:11,501
Now you two
can look out for each other.
277
00:10:12,457 --> 00:10:14,137
Yeah
278
00:10:14,173 --> 00:10:15,238
That's true. Mm-hmm.
279
00:10:15,274 --> 00:10:16,406
It's just a shame
280
00:10:16,442 --> 00:10:18,141
you won't let me go
to the Beastie Boys concert.
281
00:10:18,177 --> 00:10:20,610
Phillip is a big fan
and needs someone to go with.
282
00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:22,012
Phillip is going?
283
00:10:23,449 --> 00:10:24,314
Oh!
284
00:10:24,349 --> 00:10:25,949
Well, that changes everything.
285
00:10:25,984 --> 00:10:28,251
- You can go.
- Thanks, mom!
286
00:10:28,287 --> 00:10:30,187
We can talk about it
with him tonight.
287
00:10:30,222 --> 00:10:31,388
Say what, now?
288
00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:33,690
The Goldsteins
invited us over for dinner.
289
00:10:33,726 --> 00:10:36,332
Hospitality isn't dead.
290
00:10:36,352 --> 00:10:38,346
What a family.
291
00:10:38,366 --> 00:10:40,194
What a great family.
292
00:10:42,969 --> 00:10:45,021
I call this one here
the wedding ring.
293
00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,338
[Applause] Man: Oh, yeah!
294
00:10:48,373 --> 00:10:51,474
Always with the lasso.
295
00:10:51,509 --> 00:10:53,042
Mitch: Hey, hey, Louis.
296
00:10:53,078 --> 00:10:54,510
Mitch, what are you doing here?
297
00:10:54,546 --> 00:10:56,212
Well, I was just out
for an afternoon pedal,
298
00:10:56,247 --> 00:10:57,580
figured I'd pop in.
299
00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,315
[Both chuckle]
Well, you look good.
300
00:10:59,351 --> 00:11:01,684
Thanks. You know, they're paying
me more at the Golden Saddle.
301
00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:02,852
Mm. So, picked up a ten-speed
302
00:11:02,887 --> 00:11:04,387
and, you know, just been
hitting the open road.
303
00:11:04,422 --> 00:11:05,621
[Laughs]
304
00:11:05,657 --> 00:11:07,123
You know, I've only
been doing it for two days,
305
00:11:07,158 --> 00:11:09,405
but it has totally
changed my body.
306
00:11:09,425 --> 00:11:10,426
Mm.
307
00:11:10,446 --> 00:11:12,577
- Y-you look good, too.
- Oh, haircut. [Laughs]
308
00:11:12,597 --> 00:11:13,496
Oh, yeah! Okay.
309
00:11:13,531 --> 00:11:14,897
Started going
to a black barbershop.
310
00:11:14,932 --> 00:11:16,332
They have fun there,
let me tell you.
311
00:11:16,367 --> 00:11:19,068
[Laughs] Like, "oh,
what the... " [Laughs]
312
00:11:19,103 --> 00:11:20,669
And ta-da! There we go.
313
00:11:20,705 --> 00:11:22,638
All right. [Applause]
314
00:11:23,217 --> 00:11:25,207
Wow. Looks like the restaurant's
been doing great since I left.
315
00:11:25,243 --> 00:11:26,942
Oh, yeah. [Laughs]
316
00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,811
Wyatt's been, uh...
317
00:11:28,846 --> 00:11:30,913
Really great. [Sighs]
318
00:11:30,948 --> 00:11:31,881
Oh. Oh! Oh!
319
00:11:31,916 --> 00:11:33,215
I'm so, so sorry. I...
320
00:11:33,251 --> 00:11:34,850
[Chuckles] don't. I-it's okay.
321
00:11:34,886 --> 00:11:36,652
Honestly, I kind of miss that.
322
00:11:36,687 --> 00:11:38,954
Things have been a little
too perfect around here.
323
00:11:39,482 --> 00:11:41,099
It's almost annoying.
324
00:11:42,893 --> 00:11:43,859
- I want to come back!
- Come back!
325
00:11:43,894 --> 00:11:44,860
Oh, thank God.
326
00:11:44,895 --> 00:11:46,028
The Golden Saddle
is so corporate.
327
00:11:46,063 --> 00:11:48,130
They don't treat individuals
like themselves.
328
00:11:48,199 --> 00:11:49,131
It's all about the bottom line.
329
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:50,265
They drug test, don't they?
330
00:11:50,301 --> 00:11:51,433
Yeah.
331
00:11:51,468 --> 00:11:52,834
Put in your two weeks' notice,
I'll fire Wyatt.
332
00:11:52,870 --> 00:11:53,869
[Gasps] Really?
333
00:11:53,904 --> 00:11:55,270
[Laughs] All right! Great!
334
00:11:55,306 --> 00:11:57,973
[Breathes deeply]
335
00:11:58,008 --> 00:11:59,975
[Applause] Wyatt:
Thank you, guys.
336
00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:01,804
- Louis: Wyatt.
- Yes, sir?
337
00:12:01,824 --> 00:12:03,278
This is, uh, hard for me to say,
338
00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:05,277
but there's no way around it.
339
00:12:07,350 --> 00:12:09,384
I love what you bring
to Cattleman's Ranch.
340
00:12:09,419 --> 00:12:11,486
You're doing a great job.
No notes. [Laughs]
341
00:12:11,521 --> 00:12:12,620
Thank you, sir.
[Laughing] Okay.
342
00:12:12,656 --> 00:12:14,556
Wow, that means a lot.
Thank you.
343
00:12:14,591 --> 00:12:16,124
All right,
who wants to see the Texas skip?
344
00:12:16,159 --> 00:12:17,258
Yeah! Yeah! I do!
345
00:12:17,294 --> 00:12:18,871
[Cello playing]
346
00:12:33,023 --> 00:12:35,529
Hey, how come you don't come by
the restaurant anymore...
347
00:12:35,549 --> 00:12:36,744
I know what you're doing.
348
00:12:36,779 --> 00:12:38,579
I'm not going to
fire Wyatt for you.
349
00:12:38,614 --> 00:12:41,215
It's just that you're so
naturally confrontational.
350
00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:43,884
Thank you.
But you always do this.
351
00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,686
You always want
to be the good cop,
352
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,388
so you bring me in
to wield the hammer.
353
00:12:47,423 --> 00:12:48,656
Do your own dirty work.
354
00:12:48,691 --> 00:12:51,058
But you're so good
at getting us hotel upgrades.
355
00:12:51,093 --> 00:12:52,393
Shh!
356
00:12:52,428 --> 00:12:54,795
An angel is among us.
357
00:13:01,537 --> 00:13:03,537
Amazing, Phillip! Amazing.
358
00:13:03,573 --> 00:13:05,621
I wanted Eddie
to play the cello,
359
00:13:05,641 --> 00:13:08,742
but he wanted to play
"the beatbox" instead.
360
00:13:08,777 --> 00:13:09,977
[Beatboxes]
361
00:13:10,012 --> 00:13:11,445
Eddie, stop.
Stop spitting into your hands.
362
00:13:11,513 --> 00:13:14,548
Phillip's music
is just so elegant.
363
00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:17,117
I'm surprised
he likes the Beastie...
364
00:13:17,152 --> 00:13:18,285
Do I smell food?
365
00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:20,180
Let's eat!
366
00:13:20,723 --> 00:13:23,512
Thanks for turning off the stove
for me, Jessica.
367
00:13:23,532 --> 00:13:26,326
These shabbat dinners
are a little tricky for us.
368
00:13:26,362 --> 00:13:27,594
What's Shabbat?
369
00:13:27,630 --> 00:13:30,264
Well, Shabbat
is the Jewish day of rest.
370
00:13:30,299 --> 00:13:32,466
We're prohibited
from doing certain things
371
00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:34,234
from Friday night
to Saturday night...
372
00:13:34,270 --> 00:13:36,703
Turning electrical devices
like the stove on and off,
373
00:13:36,739 --> 00:13:39,072
uh, handling money,
putting flowers in water.
374
00:13:39,108 --> 00:13:40,674
It kind of sounds like
375
00:13:40,709 --> 00:13:42,476
you're gremlins
from the movie "Gremlins."
376
00:13:42,511 --> 00:13:43,744
Emery! [Chuckles]
377
00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:45,212
What happens
if you get water on you?
378
00:13:45,247 --> 00:13:46,747
- Evan!
- Believe me,
379
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,482
we'd love to let
some of these rules slide,
380
00:13:48,517 --> 00:13:50,717
but our Phillip
is just so strict with us.
381
00:13:50,753 --> 00:13:52,052
Louis: [Chuckles]
I know the feeling.
382
00:13:52,087 --> 00:13:53,453
We got one in our house, too.
383
00:13:53,489 --> 00:13:54,454
[Chuckles] [Chuckles]
384
00:13:54,490 --> 00:13:55,789
Mm.
385
00:13:55,824 --> 00:13:58,558
I believe that if you're
gonna do something, do it right.
386
00:13:58,594 --> 00:13:59,593
Yes!
387
00:13:59,628 --> 00:14:00,661
Take it easy, mom.
388
00:14:00,696 --> 00:14:03,630
You are so responsible, Phillip!
389
00:14:03,666 --> 00:14:06,166
This is exactly
why I feel so good
390
00:14:06,201 --> 00:14:08,669
about you two going
to the Beastie Boys concert
391
00:14:08,704 --> 00:14:10,345
tomorrow night.
392
00:14:14,009 --> 00:14:15,442
Absolutely, Mrs. Huang.
393
00:14:15,477 --> 00:14:17,532
It's gonna be a great time!
394
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,105
[Toilet flushes]
395
00:14:25,135 --> 00:14:27,735
Did you just go to the bathroom
in the dark because of Shabbat?
396
00:14:27,771 --> 00:14:29,337
Yeah. I Ray Charles'd it.
397
00:14:29,372 --> 00:14:32,207
Why did you go along with my lie
about the Beastie Boys concert?
398
00:14:32,242 --> 00:14:35,253
Because I have
a proposition for you.
399
00:14:35,273 --> 00:14:37,245
I'll go to your
silly rap show tomrow night
400
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:41,197
if you bring me to a matinee
performance of "Les Mis?rables"
401
00:14:41,217 --> 00:14:42,650
earlier that day.
402
00:14:42,685 --> 00:14:43,885
Look at this...
403
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,320
A couple of buddies scheming
about who knows what.
404
00:14:46,356 --> 00:14:48,556
I love it.
Don't tell me anything about it.
405
00:14:48,591 --> 00:14:51,692
I'll be in the bathroom.
[Laughs]
406
00:14:51,728 --> 00:14:53,060
[Door closes]
407
00:14:53,438 --> 00:14:56,130
I need you
to take me to "Les Mis"
408
00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:57,832
because the rules of Shabbat
409
00:14:57,867 --> 00:15:00,616
forbid my parents
from driving me
410
00:15:00,636 --> 00:15:02,336
and I can't handle money,
411
00:15:02,371 --> 00:15:05,472
so I can't buy tickets
and a proper souvenir.
412
00:15:05,508 --> 00:15:07,341
And how is that my problem?
413
00:15:07,376 --> 00:15:08,442
It's not,
414
00:15:08,477 --> 00:15:11,897
but it's your only way
to see the Beastie Boys.
415
00:15:13,418 --> 00:15:15,694
[Sighs] Fine.
You got yourself a deal.
416
00:15:18,187 --> 00:15:19,452
Sloppy.
417
00:15:19,488 --> 00:15:22,789
For "Les Mis," you're
gonna want to clean this up.
418
00:15:25,527 --> 00:15:28,461
Okay, so, I have to fire
this cowboy host at work,
419
00:15:28,497 --> 00:15:29,763
and I need your help.
420
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,364
We're gonna do
a little role-play.
421
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,867
I'll be the boss, and you're
the employee I'm firing, okay?
422
00:15:35,671 --> 00:15:36,736
[Sighs]
423
00:15:39,157 --> 00:15:41,708
Evan, I called you
in here today...
424
00:15:41,743 --> 00:15:42,809
[Sighs] Hold on.
425
00:15:42,845 --> 00:15:45,770
Your face is too cute.
I can't fire that face.
426
00:15:45,790 --> 00:15:47,270
Be more serious.
427
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,750
Well, that's even cuter.
You're excused.
428
00:15:50,785 --> 00:15:52,348
Go. Go, go, go, go, go.
429
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:55,188
Emery, though I do
value your work...
430
00:15:55,223 --> 00:15:56,735
My butt fell off.
431
00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:57,523
What?
432
00:15:57,559 --> 00:15:58,658
My butt fell off.
433
00:15:58,693 --> 00:15:59,759
You can't fire me.
434
00:15:59,794 --> 00:16:02,189
This is the only job
I can do without a butt.
435
00:16:02,764 --> 00:16:05,098
- I got no butt.
- Then I can't fire you.
436
00:16:05,133 --> 00:16:07,332
- Yeah.
- Oh, gosh.
437
00:16:09,807 --> 00:16:12,499
Mrs. Goldstein and I talked,
and the plan is simple...
438
00:16:12,519 --> 00:16:14,689
After the musical,
you walk to the concert venue.
439
00:16:14,709 --> 00:16:16,442
It's only 3 blocks away.
440
00:16:16,477 --> 00:16:18,010
- And make s...
- Eddie: I know, I know.
441
00:16:18,046 --> 00:16:19,745
Stick together,
and look out for each other.
442
00:16:19,781 --> 00:16:23,783
Okay, and here is some money
for souvenirs and snacks.
443
00:16:23,818 --> 00:16:25,284
Why are you
giving it to Phillip?
444
00:16:25,319 --> 00:16:28,305
Oh, honey,
because I trust him more.
445
00:16:28,956 --> 00:16:31,321
Actually, I can't handle
any money today.
446
00:16:31,341 --> 00:16:32,763
Shabbat.
447
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,993
Eddie, could you grab that
and put it in my pocket?
448
00:16:35,029 --> 00:16:37,629
Careful not to confuse
a pocket for a pleat.
449
00:16:37,665 --> 00:16:39,834
They're pressed,
and they're deep.
450
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:43,802
[Indistinct conversations]
451
00:16:45,236 --> 00:16:48,140
God, I love the mezzanine.
452
00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:52,577
[Opening music plays]
453
00:16:52,613 --> 00:16:54,279
[Closing music plays]
454
00:16:54,315 --> 00:16:56,515
Bravo! [Applause]
455
00:16:56,550 --> 00:16:57,649
Whoo!
456
00:16:57,685 --> 00:16:59,818
Thank God it's finally over.
457
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,353
It's intermission.
458
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,021
Man...
459
00:17:03,057 --> 00:17:04,923
[Closing music plays]
460
00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:06,591
[Applause]
461
00:17:06,627 --> 00:17:09,708
I feel my life
has peaked too early.
462
00:17:13,965 --> 00:17:15,106
Eddie: [Sighs]
463
00:17:15,815 --> 00:17:17,168
I'm going to the bathroom.
464
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,037
When I get back,
I'm reaching in your pocket,
465
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,271
paying for your dumb shirt,
466
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,294
and we're going
to the Beastie Boys.
467
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,978
They're doing
"Follies" in the spring?
468
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,913
Um, yes, please.
469
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:32,483
It is great to be back, boss.
[Chuckles]
470
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,152
[Chuckles] It is so great
to have you back, Mitch.
471
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,420
[Both chuckle]
472
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,522
So, the first thing
I need you to do is fire Wyatt.
473
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,324
[Chuckles] Y-you're joking.
474
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,059
I know why you think that...
I am a jokester,
475
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:43,835
but, no, seriously,
you're gonna have to do it.
476
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:47,661
Uh...
477
00:17:47,681 --> 00:17:49,914
O-okay. Okay, yeah, I'll do it.
478
00:17:49,934 --> 00:17:50,902
I mean...
479
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,270
Yeah. I can't wait to do it.
480
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,438
Great. [Both chuckle]
481
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,974
I leave at 5:30,
so do it at 5:35.
482
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:58,943
I want to be on the highway
when it's happening.
483
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,188
I...
484
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:03,414
Adios, Wyatt.
485
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,182
[Indistinct conversations]
486
00:18:10,897 --> 00:18:11,966
Phillip?
487
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:13,958
[Rock music plays]
488
00:18:14,515 --> 00:18:15,771
Phillip!
489
00:18:18,118 --> 00:18:19,324
Phillip!
490
00:18:24,049 --> 00:18:26,193
How could you lose Phillip?!
491
00:18:26,213 --> 00:18:27,738
You were supposed to
look out for each other!
492
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,022
I don't know, mom! I'm sorry!
493
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:32,009
- What if somebody took him?
- Don't say that.
494
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,083
Who wouldn't want him?
He's perfect.
495
00:18:36,371 --> 00:18:38,548
Okay, we just have to
tell the Goldsteins the truth,
496
00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:40,817
and so you know I'm going to put
most of the blame on you,
497
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,543
not because I want to,
but for legal purposes.
498
00:18:43,563 --> 00:18:45,142
[Doorbell rings]
499
00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:48,658
- Phillip!
- Oh, thank God! [Sighs]
500
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,594
Hello, Mrs. Huang.
501
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:51,461
Edwyn.
502
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:52,696
What are you doing here?!
503
00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,831
Oh, well, I got to the front
of the merchandise line,
504
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:55,966
and you weren't back.
505
00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:57,834
But then I realized
it was nightfall...
506
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:58,835
Shabbat was over.
507
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,537
I thought that ended
at midnight.
508
00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:03,432
I'm a devout Jew,
not Cinderella.
509
00:19:03,681 --> 00:19:06,521
So, I bought
this gorgeous shirt myself
510
00:19:06,541 --> 00:19:07,703
and caught the bus home.
511
00:19:07,723 --> 00:19:09,628
You were supposed to go
to the concert with me!
512
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,407
Yeah, I didn't want to do that.
513
00:19:11,427 --> 00:19:13,131
You just left him?
514
00:19:14,275 --> 00:19:17,277
Phillip, you should be
ashamed of yourself.
515
00:19:17,297 --> 00:19:20,023
Eddie gave up going to
his concert to look for you,
516
00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:22,825
and you broke
your promise to him!
517
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,324
You are very selfish.
518
00:19:26,397 --> 00:19:29,065
You are not a good Chinese boy.
519
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:30,499
Eddie is.
520
00:19:30,973 --> 00:19:32,468
Nice, mom.
521
00:19:32,503 --> 00:19:34,517
Now drop the Mike and let's go.
522
00:19:36,741 --> 00:19:38,240
Drop the Mike? Who is Mike?
523
00:19:38,276 --> 00:19:39,375
Microphone, mom.
524
00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:40,976
It means you were awesome.
525
00:19:42,947 --> 00:19:46,515
Not gonna lie... what my mom
did back there surprised me,
526
00:19:46,551 --> 00:19:49,251
but what she did next
surprised me even more.
527
00:19:49,287 --> 00:19:51,087
She took me
to see the Beastie Boys
528
00:19:51,122 --> 00:19:54,323
the very next night in Tampa.
529
00:19:54,358 --> 00:19:56,492
Whoo! [Cheers and applause]
530
00:19:56,527 --> 00:19:58,761
Thank God that's finally over.
531
00:19:58,796 --> 00:20:00,429
No, that was just
the opening act.
532
00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,798
- Man...
- That was awesome!
533
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,267
So, like I was saying,
534
00:20:05,303 --> 00:20:07,770
finding your bearings in
a new school is always tough...
535
00:20:07,805 --> 00:20:09,271
Troy: Obviously,
you've never tried
536
00:20:09,307 --> 00:20:11,140
to raise the jib on wet teak.
537
00:20:11,175 --> 00:20:12,141
[Scoffs] [Laughs]
538
00:20:12,176 --> 00:20:13,709
Which is why it means so much
539
00:20:13,744 --> 00:20:16,846
when you finally
find someone you identify with.
540
00:20:17,088 --> 00:20:19,048
Can't keep me down, Goldstein.
541
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,217
You're a philistine, Huang.
542
00:20:21,252 --> 00:20:22,485
But sometimes,
543
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,186
the more meaningful way
to connect with somebody
544
00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:26,622
isn't the most obvious one.
545
00:20:28,454 --> 00:20:30,226
You saw the Beastie Boys, too?
546
00:20:30,261 --> 00:20:33,162
Hell yeah, I did! It was ill!
547
00:20:33,197 --> 00:20:35,798
I can't believe they opened with "egg man"!
[The Beastie Boys' "root down" plays]
548
00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:37,099
- I mean, crazy, right?
- Oh, my God!
549
00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:38,100
Check us out...
550
00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:39,435
An Asian kid and a black kid
551
00:20:39,470 --> 00:20:41,504
bonding over music
by white Jewish rappers.
552
00:20:41,539 --> 00:20:42,805
America's crazy.
553
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,040
I kick it root down,
I put my root down
554
00:20:45,076 --> 00:20:47,343
I kick it root down,
I put my root down
555
00:20:47,378 --> 00:20:49,578
so, how we gonna kick it?
gonna kick it root down
556
00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:54,630
Mitch: Hi. Welcome
to Cattleman's Ranch.
557
00:20:54,666 --> 00:20:56,632
May I get you
a table or a booth?
558
00:20:56,668 --> 00:20:59,235
Would you like me to lasso you
a couple seats at the bar?
559
00:20:59,270 --> 00:21:00,169
Ooh!
560
00:21:00,204 --> 00:21:01,582
Lasso, please.
561
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,473
[Chuckles]
562
00:21:04,509 --> 00:21:06,208
What's Wyatt still doing here?
563
00:21:06,244 --> 00:21:07,410
I couldn't fire him.
564
00:21:07,445 --> 00:21:08,444
Those dimples.
565
00:21:08,479 --> 00:21:09,412
Look, it's okay.
566
00:21:09,447 --> 00:21:10,780
We'll just be co-hosts.
567
00:21:10,815 --> 00:21:12,982
Okay, well, then you two
are splitting a salary.
568
00:21:13,017 --> 00:21:14,817
Wyatt, you're fired!
569
00:21:14,852 --> 00:21:16,152
You're fired, Wyatt! Wyatt!
570
00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:17,286
Wait. Let me get on the highway.
571
00:21:17,321 --> 00:21:19,555
I don't even
have my keys out yet!
572
00:21:19,575 --> 00:21:22,362
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