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CHRIS:
Since I was the oldest kidin the house,
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whenever something went wrongwith Drew and Tonya,
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I got blamed.
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What in the world
is going on in here!
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Drew and Tonya ran through
and knocked all this stuff down.
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Well, you know better than
to let your brother and sister
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run through the house.
Now, pick it up.
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Whether it was somethingI couldn't do anything about:
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How could you let your sister
get the flu?
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How am I supposed
to stop the flu?
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Or whether it was somethingI didn't know anything about:
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Why did you let Drew get hit
in the eye with a baseball?
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'Cause I wasn't at the game.
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Either way, I was responsible.
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Well, no excuse.
You're his older brother
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so you're responsible for him.
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You're also responsible
for giving me
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another $3.22 worth
of ground beef.
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Don't thinkhe's not using it again.
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Looks all right.
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( grunts )
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Every now and againI could stop a problem
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before it happened.
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Drew?
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Drew.
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What are you doing here?
You walk to school.
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I'm not going to school today.
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What do you mean?
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I saw Wayne Gretzky
on Donahue yesterday.
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He's in town because
the Edmonton Oilers
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played the Islanders last night.
So what?
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So I'm gonna meet him
and get his autograph.
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Are you crazy?
No.
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You can't go off by yourself.
Yes, I can.
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Know where you're going?
No.
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Got money? What about school?
No. What about it?
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Did you even think about Ma?
No.
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She's gonna kill you
when she finds out.
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If somebody else
don't kill you first.
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I don't care.
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Drew, you can't do this.
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See ya later.
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I was in a no-win situation.
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The only thing worsethan going with Drew
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was letting him go by himself.
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Either way,if something happened,
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I was responsible.
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Hold on, man.
I'm coming with you.
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Can't blame me if we both die.
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Riding on that bus,I had two goals:
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to get that autographand get back home.
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So what's the plan?
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I don't have a plan.
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Do you even know
where Gretzky is?
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The Long Island Wilmont Hotel.
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And you think you can walk
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right up to the room
and get an autograph?
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I haven't thought
that far ahead.
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You haven't thought
this far ahead.
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All right? We should just
turn around right now.
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We'll be late for school,
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but hopefully we won't
get in too much trouble.
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Well, go on.
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That's the "whites only" exit.
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Forget it.
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You look tired.
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I'm beat.
I'm going to get some sleep.
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Sleep? Well, what about Tonya?
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Hey, Dad.
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What are you doing here?
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Why aren't you in school?
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'Cause no one's there.
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They're all in Philadelphia.
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You remember the field trip
to Philadelphia
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that cost a hundred dollars
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and you didn't want
to pay for it?
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Yeah. Instead you gave me
Philadelphia cream cheese.
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Right. Well, what are
you gonna do all day?
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I mean,
I gotta get some sleep.
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Not today.
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I've got to go to work,
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so you have got
to entertain her.
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My dad had saveda hundred bucks,
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but he was gonna pay for thattrip one way or another.
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This is taking forever.
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How long is this ride?
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How am I supposed to know?
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Didn't you check before
you got on the bus?
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Hey, man, calm down.
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No, I'm not gonna "calm down."
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I don't think you understand how
much trouble we're gonna be in.
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I'm not even talking
about Ma anymore.
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You know what's gonna happen
when they realize
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we're not in school?
What's the big deal?
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You always say that they never
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pay attention to you
in school anyway.
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Drew had a point.Besides Greg,
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there was only one personwho would care
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if I wasn't in school.
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( grunts )
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Morning, shoeshine.
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I'm not black.
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Why'd you do that?
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I don't know where Chris is.
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Well, what about you?
Aren't they gonna miss you?
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Probably not.
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Wrong.
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Donna.
Here.
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Drew?
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Drew?
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Oh, my God.
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Drew is missing!
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Drew is missing!
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( all screaming )
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( sobbing )
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( siren blaring )
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( chattering on TV,
phone ringing )
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Back home, my fathertried to shut his eyes
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while Tonya shut her ears.
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Tonya.
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Can't you hear that phone?
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It isn't for me.
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Everyone I know
is in Philadelphia.
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Tonya: 1.Sleep: 0.
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Hello?
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MAN ( on phone ):
Can I speak to Drew's mother?
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This is Julius, his father.
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Drew never showed upfor school today.
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What do you mean?
He wasn't in school today, sir.
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Are you sure?
I'm positive.
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He wasn't in Homeroom.
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Thank you.
You're welcome.
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What's wrong?
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That was Drew's school.
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He didn't show up today.
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Maybe he went
to Philadelphia.
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I better call your mother.
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Where the hell could he be?
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We're here.
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Yippie.
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( carnival music playing )
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This doesn't look
like Long Island.
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It's not.
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This is Coney Island.
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If this was Survivor,
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I would vote Drewoff the island.
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CHRIS:
I can't believe you got on the wrong bus.
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You got on it too.
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I was just
following you, stupid.
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Don't you know the difference
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between Coney Island
and Long Island?
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Yeah, Long Island
is the shape of your head.
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Shut up.
Hey, shut up.
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Don't tell me what to do.
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Hey, break it up.
Break it up.
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What's wrong with you two guys?
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He got us lost.
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Nobody asked your stupid butt
to come anyway.
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Where are you heading to?
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The Long Island Wilmont Hotel.
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I wanna meet Wayne Gretzky
and get his autograph.
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You mean "The Great One"?
Number 99?
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Yeah, you're a hockey fan?
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Oh, I love it.
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We must be the only three black
hockey fans in New York.
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Uh, I'm not a hockey fan.
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Well, I guess it's just us then.
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And the few guys
playing in the NHL.
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What?
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Wait, there are black
hockey players?
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Oh, yeah.
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Willie O'Ree was the first.
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Played with the Boston Bruins.
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And now they've got Grant Fuhr.
He plays with Gretzky.
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He's a goalie.
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Which technicallymakes him a target.
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Do you know how to get
to Long Island from here?
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No, but I'll ask
this gentleman here.
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Excuse me, sir?
Mm-hm.
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Would you happen to know
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the directions to Long Island?
Yeah.
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You're gonna take that bus
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over there to the Seven Line.
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Seven Line.
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And then you're gonna
take that to Flushing...
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Flushing, stupid.
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and you're gonna take the Long
Island Railroad to Westbury.
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BOTH:
Westbury.
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Thank you, sir.
You're welcome.
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By the way, I'm Drew
and this is my brother, Chris.
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Hi, I'm Willie O'Ree. Pleasure.
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( gasps softly )
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Nice to meet you.
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When Willie scored three goals
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they didn'tcall it the hat trick,
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they call it the black trick.
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While we were lookingfor Gretzky,
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back at home,they were looking for us.
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Yeah, I'll hold.
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Where you been?
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Upstairs in Chris
and Drew's room
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looking for clues.
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Great idea.
What'd you find?
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Well, I found firecrackers,
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smoke balls,
Chris' old test,
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looks like he got an F.
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Maybe we should do
something about that,
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Mommy's Turtles,
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feels like they ate
half of the box,
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and Playpen magazine.
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You know they have naked women
in here, right?
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MAN: Are you still there?
Yes, yes, I'm still here.
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Sir, it appears Chrishasn't shown up yet.
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He's not there?
No, sir.
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We'll call you if he does.
Thank you.
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I got here as soon as I could.
Any word from Drew?
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No, but I just got off
the phone with Chris' school.
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And what they say?
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He didn't show up
for school either.
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Ooh, they're gonna get it.
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When do I not get it?
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Well, let's go.
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Where are you going?
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We're going to look
for Chris and Drew.
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We just can't sit
around here all day.
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You're looking
at Playpen magazine
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when our sons are missing?
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It was in the--
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It was open.
It just fell open.
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I--
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Let's go! Come on!
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Okay. Right.
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ROCHELLE:
Put it back!
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We were headed to the rightplace at the wrong time.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Where do you think
you guys are going?
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Going to Long Island to get
Wayne Gretzky's autograph.
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You're a Gretzky fan?
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He's not a Gretzky fan.
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You can't be a Gretzky fan.
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That's what I said.
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I'm a Gretzky fan.
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BOY 1:
He's the Gretzky fan.
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You see me and you?
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We don't like the same things.
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No, we don't.
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Why don't you guys go someplace?
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Where you wanna go?
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Where should we go?
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The Jersey Shore
would be nice.
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But this train don't go there.
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Don't you guys
got enough sports?
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Hm?
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Basketball,
football...
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Baseball, boxing,
track and field.
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You gotta take hockey too, huh?
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Whoa.
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Hold on, now.
We ain't trying to take hockey.
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But we could.
All right?
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So why don't you
just leave us alone?
264
00:09:50,212 --> 00:09:52,346
Translation:please pick on us some more.
265
00:09:52,344 --> 00:09:54,612
Is that a hockey jersey you got?
266
00:09:54,610 --> 00:09:56,611
That is a hockey jersey.
That is a hockey jersey.
267
00:09:56,608 --> 00:09:57,775
You don't have a hockey jersey.
268
00:09:57,775 --> 00:09:58,942
No, I don't.
No.
269
00:09:58,941 --> 00:10:00,642
Yeah. Why?
270
00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:01,640
Give it to me.
271
00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:02,807
Give it to him.
272
00:10:02,806 --> 00:10:04,440
Make me.
What?
273
00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:05,638
CHRIS:
Whoa.
274
00:10:05,637 --> 00:10:07,137
All right, hold on.
275
00:10:07,136 --> 00:10:08,904
Excuse me.
276
00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:12,001
Drew, give him the jersey.
277
00:10:12,001 --> 00:10:13,234
I'm not giving them anything.
278
00:10:13,233 --> 00:10:14,634
Dad gave this to me.
279
00:10:14,632 --> 00:10:16,433
Do you have any idea
where we are?
280
00:10:16,432 --> 00:10:18,466
Yeah, somewhere on Long Island?
281
00:10:18,464 --> 00:10:19,698
Yeah, exactly.
282
00:10:19,697 --> 00:10:21,531
We're not just surrounded
by two white people.
283
00:10:21,529 --> 00:10:23,997
We're surrounded by a whole
borough of white people.
284
00:10:23,994 --> 00:10:26,796
So this is us.
285
00:10:28,325 --> 00:10:30,259
And this is them.
286
00:10:31,324 --> 00:10:34,526
So give him the jersey.
287
00:10:34,522 --> 00:10:36,289
( sighs )
288
00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:38,488
Wait a minute.
289
00:10:38,485 --> 00:10:40,520
His jersey says "Gritzky."
290
00:10:40,518 --> 00:10:43,153
( both laughing )
It's got the wrong number too.
291
00:10:43,150 --> 00:10:45,217
Keep the jersey.
292
00:10:45,215 --> 00:10:46,849
Kid, look,
if you're gonna like somebody,
293
00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:47,981
at least get it right.
294
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,648
Get it right.
Get it right.
295
00:10:49,646 --> 00:10:50,846
( laughs )
296
00:10:50,845 --> 00:10:52,846
MAN ( over PA ):
Next stop: Brockman Station.
297
00:10:52,844 --> 00:10:54,545
Man, that was close.
298
00:10:54,544 --> 00:10:55,644
I never thought I'd say this,
299
00:10:55,643 --> 00:10:58,312
but thank God for Risky.
300
00:10:58,309 --> 00:11:00,543
( police radio chatter )
301
00:11:02,006 --> 00:11:03,707
Chris and Drew are missing?
302
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:06,740
No, I haven't seen them,
but I think I can help you.
303
00:11:06,737 --> 00:11:08,471
For just 17 cents a day,
304
00:11:08,469 --> 00:11:10,637
you can adopt one
of these African children,
305
00:11:10,635 --> 00:11:13,137
and the best part is they
don't live with you.
306
00:11:13,134 --> 00:11:14,401
Ooh, can we take Ubingi?
307
00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:15,600
He's so cute.
308
00:11:15,599 --> 00:11:18,701
Not for 17 cents a day.
309
00:11:18,697 --> 00:11:21,232
COP ( on radio ):
Had a frivolous suitwith her neighbor...
310
00:11:21,929 --> 00:11:23,529
Missing, huh?
311
00:11:23,528 --> 00:11:25,663
It sounds to me like they're
caught behind enemy lines.
312
00:11:25,660 --> 00:11:26,927
Don't worry.
313
00:11:26,926 --> 00:11:28,927
This is nothing
a recon mission can't fix.
314
00:11:28,925 --> 00:11:31,192
( gasps )
315
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:34,726
Right. Take that. Here you go.
316
00:11:34,721 --> 00:11:37,557
All right, let's go.
Come on. Let's go.
317
00:11:37,554 --> 00:11:39,221
Hey, wait, wait.
318
00:11:39,219 --> 00:11:40,352
Hey, hey, boys!
319
00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:42,352
I think I see 'em after all.
320
00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:43,584
There we go.
321
00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:45,684
Let's leave the nice man alone.
322
00:11:45,682 --> 00:11:46,682
Thank you.
323
00:11:46,682 --> 00:11:48,650
We could use him in Iraq.
324
00:11:48,648 --> 00:11:52,717
COP ( on radio ):
Separated the neighborsat 29211...
325
00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:55,146
Chris and Drew are missing?
326
00:11:55,143 --> 00:11:57,077
Let me see what I can do.
327
00:11:57,075 --> 00:11:59,977
One Adam-12, one Adam-12,
328
00:11:59,974 --> 00:12:01,608
be on the lookout
for Chris and Drew.
329
00:12:01,606 --> 00:12:04,842
Be on the lookout
for Chris and Drew.
330
00:12:04,838 --> 00:12:06,505
Shouldn't be much longer.
331
00:12:06,504 --> 00:12:08,939
Yeah, until they comeand take you away.
332
00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:12,305
Oh, man,
I can't believe we're here.
333
00:12:12,301 --> 00:12:15,036
I can't believe I'm actually
gonna meet Wayne Gretzky.
334
00:12:15,033 --> 00:12:16,033
How do I look?
335
00:12:16,032 --> 00:12:17,533
You look like we need to get
336
00:12:17,532 --> 00:12:19,032
this autograph
and get out of here.
337
00:12:20,863 --> 00:12:22,497
Hi, um, we're looking
for a guest of yours.
338
00:12:22,495 --> 00:12:23,495
Name?
339
00:12:23,494 --> 00:12:24,494
Wayne Gretzky.
340
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:25,861
Wayne Gretzky,
the hockey player?
341
00:12:25,860 --> 00:12:28,061
Yeah.
He's not staying here.
342
00:12:28,058 --> 00:12:30,593
Are you sure
this is the right hotel?
343
00:12:30,590 --> 00:12:32,458
Positive.
At the end of Donahue,
344
00:12:32,457 --> 00:12:34,291
the announcer said
guests of the Donahue Show
345
00:12:34,289 --> 00:12:36,357
stay at the Long Island
Wilmont Hotel.
346
00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:39,023
Not all guests. If your leg
was bitten off by a shark,
347
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:40,686
you have a terminal disease,
348
00:12:40,685 --> 00:12:41,986
or you're so fat,
you need a crane
349
00:12:41,985 --> 00:12:43,886
to be lifted out of your house,
then you stay here.
350
00:12:43,884 --> 00:12:45,751
Athletes and celebrities
stay somewhere else.
351
00:12:45,749 --> 00:12:47,450
So he's not here?
352
00:12:47,448 --> 00:12:49,349
Sorry.
Try one of the other hotels
353
00:12:49,347 --> 00:12:50,347
on Long Island.
354
00:12:50,347 --> 00:12:51,747
How many other hotels
are there?
355
00:12:51,746 --> 00:12:53,080
I don't know.
About a thousand.
356
00:12:53,079 --> 00:12:55,247
A thousand?
357
00:12:55,244 --> 00:12:57,512
Cheer up. Only 999 more to go.
358
00:13:04,606 --> 00:13:06,073
We were tryingto get an autograph,
359
00:13:06,071 --> 00:13:08,472
but were getting morethan we signed up for.
360
00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:11,205
Chris, I'm sorry, man.
361
00:13:11,201 --> 00:13:12,702
I-I don't know what
I was thinking.
362
00:13:12,701 --> 00:13:14,769
Like Wayne Gretzky
would be hanging out
363
00:13:14,767 --> 00:13:15,933
in some hotel lobby.
364
00:13:15,932 --> 00:13:17,199
Let's go home, man.
365
00:13:17,198 --> 00:13:18,499
( scoffs )
366
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:19,931
Wait, wait, wait.
367
00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:22,465
We can't just give up.
368
00:13:22,462 --> 00:13:24,430
When Mom is beating
the living daylights out of me,
369
00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:26,596
I don't want to feel like a fool
'cause it was for nothing.
370
00:13:26,594 --> 00:13:29,262
We just got to use our heads.
371
00:13:29,258 --> 00:13:30,592
What do you know
about Gretzky?
372
00:13:30,591 --> 00:13:33,026
Well, I know he's a season
all-time assist leader,
373
00:13:33,024 --> 00:13:36,526
his mom loves soup,
and he has a sandwich
374
00:13:36,521 --> 00:13:38,222
named after him
called "The Great One."
375
00:13:38,220 --> 00:13:39,320
What's in it?
376
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,254
Mm, Canadian bacon,
377
00:13:41,252 --> 00:13:43,787
maple syrup, oh, and a pickle.
378
00:13:43,784 --> 00:13:46,152
Oh, and it comes in a bun
shaped like a hockey stick.
379
00:13:46,149 --> 00:13:47,716
Sounds awful.
380
00:13:47,715 --> 00:13:49,182
I never had one.
381
00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:51,548
It was invented by this chef
named Jean Lafleur.
382
00:13:51,546 --> 00:13:52,847
( scoffs )
383
00:13:52,846 --> 00:13:55,314
Man, you know way too much stuff
about this guy, Drew.
384
00:13:55,311 --> 00:13:56,978
Hey, you know,
385
00:13:56,976 --> 00:13:59,311
he works in a hotel here
on Long Island.
386
00:13:59,309 --> 00:14:00,442
Who, Gretzky?
387
00:14:00,441 --> 00:14:02,376
No, stupid. Jean Lafleur.
388
00:14:02,374 --> 00:14:03,440
Huh.
389
00:14:04,573 --> 00:14:06,007
CHRIS:
Here it is.
390
00:14:06,005 --> 00:14:08,439
"Long Island Hotel,
Home of 'The Great One.'"
391
00:14:11,036 --> 00:14:12,770
This has got to be where
he's staying.
392
00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:15,003
I hate to admit it,
but that looks pretty good.
393
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,333
When we get there,
394
00:14:16,332 --> 00:14:18,333
I'm going to have to buy you
one of those sandwiches.
395
00:14:18,331 --> 00:14:19,665
Might as well buy mea heart attack
396
00:14:19,664 --> 00:14:21,031
with a side of diabetes.
397
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,130
Chris! Drew!
398
00:14:24,128 --> 00:14:25,996
I just don't understand this.
399
00:14:25,994 --> 00:14:28,061
We checked the neighborhoods.
Nobody's seen 'em.
400
00:14:28,059 --> 00:14:30,027
We checked the schools.
Nobody has seen 'em.
401
00:14:30,025 --> 00:14:31,459
I'm calling the police.
402
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,792
Oh, Rochelle, Rochelle?
403
00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:35,657
Are you really going
to call the police?
404
00:14:35,655 --> 00:14:38,390
Yes.
The New York City Police?
405
00:14:38,387 --> 00:14:39,621
Yes.
406
00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:41,554
My father knew thatif you called the cops
407
00:14:41,552 --> 00:14:43,453
from Bed-Stuy,this is what happens.
408
00:14:43,451 --> 00:14:45,085
Precinct.
409
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,018
Hello.
I-I would like to report
410
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,383
two missing children.
411
00:14:48,382 --> 00:14:50,116
Okay.
Are they black or white?
412
00:14:50,114 --> 00:14:51,348
Black.
413
00:14:51,347 --> 00:14:52,280
You have the wrong number.
414
00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:58,577
Let's give it a couple hours.
415
00:14:58,576 --> 00:15:00,310
I'm sure they'll show up.
416
00:15:00,308 --> 00:15:02,877
As soon as we gotto the Long Island Hotel,
417
00:15:02,874 --> 00:15:05,041
something told mewe had the right place.
418
00:15:05,039 --> 00:15:08,008
Are all these people here
to see Gretzky?
419
00:15:08,004 --> 00:15:09,071
CHRIS:
If we go over there,
420
00:15:09,070 --> 00:15:10,537
we won't have a chance
of meeting him.
421
00:15:10,536 --> 00:15:12,003
So what do we do?
422
00:15:12,002 --> 00:15:13,402
( girls shrieking )
423
00:15:13,401 --> 00:15:15,102
Ilook more like Wayne Gretzkythan that dude.
424
00:15:20,631 --> 00:15:21,898
Come on.
I know what to do.
425
00:15:24,528 --> 00:15:26,529
Hey, what are they doing
over there?
426
00:15:26,527 --> 00:15:28,094
Uh, they're waiting
for Wayne Gretzky.
427
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:30,628
Who?
He's a hockey player.
428
00:15:32,524 --> 00:15:35,926
Anyway, I got a pizza delivery
for Mr. Smith in Room 412.
429
00:15:35,922 --> 00:15:37,323
Just go.
430
00:15:40,420 --> 00:15:41,487
Man, that was brilliant.
431
00:15:41,486 --> 00:15:42,953
You can get anywhere
with a pizza box.
432
00:15:42,952 --> 00:15:44,552
That's how Bushgot in the White House.
433
00:15:44,550 --> 00:15:45,750
So now what do we do?
434
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,952
I mean, there's 32 floors
in this hotel.
435
00:15:47,949 --> 00:15:50,250
Well, I figure Gretzky's
in one of the nicer rooms,
436
00:15:50,248 --> 00:15:51,615
which is probably
on the top floor.
437
00:15:51,613 --> 00:15:54,348
Just call me Sherlock Homeboy.
438
00:15:58,343 --> 00:15:59,944
Hey.
439
00:15:59,943 --> 00:16:01,243
( elevator bell dings )
440
00:16:08,971 --> 00:16:10,972
Told you.
441
00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:12,903
All right, let's go.
442
00:16:15,633 --> 00:16:16,767
Excuse me.
443
00:16:16,766 --> 00:16:18,967
I have a delivery
for Mr. Wayne Gretzky.
444
00:16:18,965 --> 00:16:21,800
He didn't order a pizza.
445
00:16:21,797 --> 00:16:23,264
Do I look like
I was born yesterday?
446
00:16:23,262 --> 00:16:25,730
But it is his room?
447
00:16:25,728 --> 00:16:28,430
Get lost, kids.
448
00:16:28,426 --> 00:16:31,028
Sir, I don't think
you understand.
449
00:16:31,025 --> 00:16:33,126
My brother is a really
big hockey fan,
450
00:16:33,124 --> 00:16:35,258
and we skipped school
just to see Mr. Gretzky.
451
00:16:35,256 --> 00:16:36,423
Look, I can't help you,
452
00:16:36,422 --> 00:16:37,622
Yeah, you could.
453
00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:40,256
so please leave. Now.
454
00:16:40,253 --> 00:16:41,287
Come on, Chris.
455
00:16:45,350 --> 00:16:46,284
"Gritzky"?
456
00:16:47,949 --> 00:16:49,983
Yeah.
My dad bought it for me.
457
00:16:49,981 --> 00:16:52,049
Hockey's not too popular
where we're from.
458
00:16:52,047 --> 00:16:54,716
( sighs )
459
00:16:54,713 --> 00:16:55,646
Where is that?
460
00:16:57,477 --> 00:16:59,845
Here in New York.
Bed-Stuy.
461
00:17:02,308 --> 00:17:03,642
Hey, I'm from Bed-Stuy.
462
00:17:06,173 --> 00:17:07,873
Let me guess.
463
00:17:07,871 --> 00:17:09,872
Did your dad get that jersey
from Risky?
464
00:17:11,236 --> 00:17:12,370
You know Risky?
465
00:17:12,369 --> 00:17:15,738
Yeah, he sold me
a Darryl Raspberry jersey.
466
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:16,767
I had Dr. K.
467
00:17:16,766 --> 00:17:19,134
I haven't see him in years.
468
00:17:19,132 --> 00:17:20,166
So you think my brother
469
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:21,865
can get an autograph
from Mr. Gretzky?
470
00:17:21,863 --> 00:17:22,863
Hey, sorry, kids.
471
00:17:22,863 --> 00:17:24,698
He's not even here.
472
00:17:24,696 --> 00:17:26,763
He has some business
to take care of in the city.
473
00:17:26,761 --> 00:17:28,662
Well, when do you
think he'll be back?
474
00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:30,761
I don't know.
A couple hours, I guess.
475
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,360
A couple hours?
476
00:17:32,358 --> 00:17:33,591
That's not too bad.
477
00:17:33,590 --> 00:17:35,658
Thanks.
478
00:17:38,888 --> 00:17:41,556
By 5:00 my parents had runout of places to look for us,
479
00:17:41,553 --> 00:17:43,054
but there was onlyone thing left to do.
480
00:17:43,052 --> 00:17:44,319
COP ( on phone ):
Precinct.
481
00:17:44,319 --> 00:17:47,087
Yes, hello! I'd like
to report two missing boys.
482
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:48,250
Can you describe them, please?
483
00:17:48,249 --> 00:17:49,582
They're white.
( knocking )
484
00:17:49,581 --> 00:17:53,584
Just a minute, ma'am.
Okay, hold-- Hold on.
485
00:17:53,579 --> 00:17:55,681
Ma'am, you reported
two missing white boys?
486
00:17:55,679 --> 00:17:57,346
Damn!
487
00:17:57,344 --> 00:18:00,579
We waited for Gretzkylike he was giving out cheese.
488
00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:06,707
You guys are still here?
489
00:18:06,706 --> 00:18:08,473
Yeah.
We're waiting for Gretzky.
490
00:18:08,471 --> 00:18:09,838
You said he'd be back
in a few hours.
491
00:18:09,837 --> 00:18:12,072
Look, he's not coming back,
okay?
492
00:18:12,069 --> 00:18:14,370
He had a change of plans
and went right to the airport.
493
00:18:14,368 --> 00:18:15,335
I'm just checking out.
494
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,401
That's it.
I give up.
495
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,869
Drew, I'm sorry,
but let's just go home, man.
496
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:30,194
Hey, wait.
497
00:18:35,790 --> 00:18:37,224
At least his name
is spelled right.
498
00:18:37,222 --> 00:18:39,356
Oh, man. Thanks.
499
00:18:39,354 --> 00:18:41,522
Gretzky wore that
last night.
500
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,988
You mean, he actually wore this?
Mm-hm.
501
00:18:43,985 --> 00:18:46,353
Man, I'm never washing it.
Here you go.
502
00:18:46,350 --> 00:18:48,418
Did Gretzky play
with this puck last night?
503
00:18:48,416 --> 00:18:49,983
No, it's just a puck.
504
00:18:49,982 --> 00:18:52,317
So how are you guys
getting home?
505
00:18:52,314 --> 00:18:53,548
Taking the train.
506
00:18:53,547 --> 00:18:56,348
You guys ever been
in a limo before?
507
00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:58,713
What do you think?
508
00:18:58,710 --> 00:19:01,078
Even though I was aboutto get in more trouble
509
00:19:01,075 --> 00:19:03,944
than I could imagine,I was glad I was with Drew.
510
00:19:03,941 --> 00:19:06,543
In a strange way,I actually had a good time.
511
00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:09,175
( both laughing )
Okay, listen up, you guys.
512
00:19:09,172 --> 00:19:11,540
We're going to break this search
party up into groups of four.
513
00:19:11,537 --> 00:19:13,137
You. I want you
to search Varick Street.
514
00:19:13,136 --> 00:19:14,170
Your group,
515
00:19:14,169 --> 00:19:15,469
I want you to go
to Decatur Street.
516
00:19:15,468 --> 00:19:16,568
Your group,
517
00:19:16,567 --> 00:19:18,101
I want you to go
to the bus stops.
518
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:21,502
And you? I want you
to search the alleys, okay?
519
00:19:21,498 --> 00:19:25,802
We're looking for two, teenaged,
dark skin, white boys.
520
00:19:25,796 --> 00:19:28,030
� Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... �
521
00:19:28,028 --> 00:19:29,328
This is going to be bad.
522
00:19:29,327 --> 00:19:30,895
Oh, yeah.
523
00:19:30,893 --> 00:19:32,160
The worst part is,
524
00:19:32,159 --> 00:19:33,893
you didn't even get a chance
to meet Gretzky.
525
00:19:33,891 --> 00:19:35,525
Or "Gritzky" for that matter.
526
00:19:35,524 --> 00:19:38,125
It's okay. It was still one
of the best days of my life.
527
00:19:38,122 --> 00:19:39,289
Why, 'cause you got the jersey?
528
00:19:39,288 --> 00:19:41,256
No.
529
00:19:41,254 --> 00:19:43,321
Thanks for taking care of me,
Chris.
530
00:19:43,319 --> 00:19:44,353
I'm glad you were there.
531
00:19:44,352 --> 00:19:45,886
Me too.
532
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,153
The best part of hanging outwith Drew that day
533
00:19:48,150 --> 00:19:50,618
was for the first time I didn'tsee him as my little brother
534
00:19:50,616 --> 00:19:52,183
I was responsible for.
535
00:19:52,181 --> 00:19:54,816
I saw him as something more:a friend.
536
00:19:54,813 --> 00:19:57,148
Ready?
537
00:19:57,145 --> 00:19:58,779
Ready.
538
00:19:58,778 --> 00:20:01,980
� I've been watchingEverything you do �
539
00:20:01,976 --> 00:20:04,043
� Oh, yes, I have �
540
00:20:04,041 --> 00:20:05,942
� And I've been wishing... �
541
00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:08,776
Chris? Drew?
542
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:09,938
No, it's Puffy and Mase.
543
00:20:16,801 --> 00:20:18,001
Bye, y'all.
544
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,469
� Everybody hates Chris �
545
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