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In my neighborhood,
people didn't make a lot of money,
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so in order to make ends meet,
people would gamble.
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And you know what?
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I bet you a dollar you can't
figure out which baby is yours.
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All right.
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I can't tell.
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Just about everybody
played the lottery...
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We won!
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We won?!
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I won.
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Get your ass out of my house!
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Even people who told other
people not to gamble, gambled.
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Let me tell you this...
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gambling is a sin!
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With a capital...
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People would gamble on anything.
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I'll bet you a dollar you can't guess
how many cans of tuna I got in here.
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- Twelve.
- Damn!
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I bet you can't guess
how many apples I got in my hand.
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- Five
- Damn!
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The one thing everybody bet on
was sports.
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What?
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I'm about to make some money,
that's what.
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I got vhe Bulls over the Bucks.
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I didn't gamble,
but I knew a bad bet when I saw it.
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The Bulls can't beat the Bucks.
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I mean, yeah, they have Jordan
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but Don Nelson can coach circles
around Kevin Loughery.
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The Bucks over theulls?
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You're crazy!
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Wanna bet?
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2x19 - Everybody Hates Gambling
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I wasn't malking a bet with doc,
but it paid off, anyway...
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Well, ain't you the little oddmaker?
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What are you talking about?
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Here.
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What's this for?
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You called that game just right.
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First I was down $50,
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now I'm up by $300.
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All I get is this?
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When I said "bet",
I didn't meen "bet" bet.
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I was just saying.
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Oh, you keep on just saying,
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and ll just keep on paying.
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How'd you learn so much
about the game, anyway?
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Well, since I can'play,
I watch.
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I study the stats. It's fun.
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Too bad they don't have
an all-star game for stats.
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Now, what you think
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about Jazz
against the Rockets?
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Everybody thinks
that Houston's gonna win
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because of the twin towers,
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but that's only for rebounds
and stick backs.
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The Jazz can run.
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Back at home, between Drew ane Tonya,
all bets were off.
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He's up over the defensive line,
and king me!
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So it don't don't mean nothing.
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And that's it!
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Drew crushes Tonya again
and the crowd goes wild!
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I win, you lose...
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My brother was good
at everything except winning.
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Why don't you shut up?
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Why don't you make me shut up?
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I bet you don't win again.
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I bet you I do.
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Bet you you don't.
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All right then.
Bet what?
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Whyle Drew and Tanya were
putting their bets down,
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Vanessa was giving my mother
a heads up.
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Did you hear about Doc?
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No. What happened?
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He won $300
on the basketball me last night.
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Gambling?
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I hate gambling.
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My mother hated gambling
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because my grandfather loved it.
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He'd gamble on anything.
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Fights...
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Come on, blue.
Let's go.
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Come on, blue.
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He gambled on races.
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He even bet on the weather.
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I got ten dollars on sunny and 79.
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Pay up buddy.
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So you don't gamble at all?
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No! Not at all.
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What about Julius?
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Julius won even bet you
his own name is Julius.
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The only bet
my father would place was this...
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I see your "20% off" coupon
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and raise you
a "buy one get one free" coupon.
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Too risk for my blood.
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Fold.
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I'll s your coupon
and raise you a boot.
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I'm out.
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Yeah, I tell you what,
I tell you what.
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You loan me ten dollars,
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I'll put little
somethin' somethin' down
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on the Houston-Utah game
for both of tonight.
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Nobody in this house
is putting a little down
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on anything except the bills.
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Told you.
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After a few days
of picking winners for Doc,
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it was starting to go to my head.
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Good morning, Chris.
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Why don't you take
a day off, sweetheart.
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You bet.
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Cool hat, man.
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Oh, thanks. It's a Kangol.
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Aren't those expensive?
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Yeah, I made some extra money
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when l gave Doc a couple of tips
the play-off games.
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Are you crazy?
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You've got give that back.
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It's gambling money.
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Do you know what happens
to gamblers?
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Greg, I'm not gambling.
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And Bobby Brown's drug free.
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I just told him
who I thought would win.
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Hello?
That's gambling.
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Greg, calm down.
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What's your problem anyway?
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My mother.
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Was your mother a gambler?
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Yup.
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She lost a bet
and had to marry my father.
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Then she won another bet
and got to leave.
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And then there's the bet she lost
that got Greg here in the first place.
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Back at Doc's, he was more concerned
with the line on the game
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than the line at the cash register.
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But I think Dallas
is gonna take this one.
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You're going with Dallas
over Portland?
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You should be committed, old man.
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You know what?
You all both need to be committed.
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What you think, man?
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Who's he sposed to be,
Jimmy the Greek?
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No, that's Chrissy the Black.
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He called me that even before
he knew I could pick games.
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So, brother man,
what you know?
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Well, I know that the Portland
defense is way too weak
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in transition
to stop Aguirre and Blackman.
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Plus, the Mavericks have
something to prove
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so they're going to come out hard.
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So I'm gonna have to go with Dallas.
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And why should I listen to you?
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Well, don't and lose your money.
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You know I got a side bet
with somebody as dumb as you are.
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No, we gonna see
who's gonna lose some money.
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Win or lose,
I bet I'm in trouble
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Well, well, well,
if it ain't Chrissy the Black.
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I though was supposed
to be friends, young blood.
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What are you talking about?
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Doc had a little side bet
on the Dallas game.
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I was the side bet.
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And I know you wouldn't listen
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'cause your name is Risky,
not Smarty.
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- Wait, what happened?
- I lost, that's what happened.
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If I had known you were giving
Doc his pitch,
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I wouldn't even bet him.
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For the first time I realized,
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that while Doc was winning money,
somebody was losing.
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What?
You're in on this?
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He ain't on nothing.
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I just give him
a little taste when I win.
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If you're so on the money,
how about tonight's game?
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Oh, that's a big game.
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There's gonna be
a lot of money on the line.
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Come on, man.
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Help me out just
I can win my money back.
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Alright, just don't tell anybody.
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I won't tell anybody,
it's just between us.
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Translation:
"I'm telling everybody. "
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You ever notice how nervous you get
when a big black car is following you.
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You're Chris, right?
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- Who are you?
- Shecky the Bookie.
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My friends call me
Shecky the Bookie.
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And what do you want?
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Word on the street is you're pretty good
at picking ball games.
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Nah, I'm just lucky.
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They build casinos
on your kind of luck.
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Look, your friend Doc,
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he needs to get unlucky.
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And he needs to get unlucky tonight.
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And if he doesn't,
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I'm gonna see you tomorrow.
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And you don't want
to see me tomorrow.
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I didn't want to see you today.
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Capiche?
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I wonder if that's Italian
for "Did you just wet your pants?"
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Dude, this is bad.
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Tell me something I don't know.
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The estimated weight of the
earth six sextillion tons.
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Greg, that was a rhetorical question.
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Sorry.
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I told you this was going to happen.
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Chris, there's only one way out.
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And what's that?
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We can disguise you as a Dominan.
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You'll speak Spanish
and move to the Bronx.
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We'll call you Salvador Armando
Guillermo Sanchez Garcia Morales.
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You'll never see your family again,
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but you won't have
to pick any more games.
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Or I could just pick the wrong team
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and everybody will think
I'm a loser again.
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and then nobody
will ask me to pick anymore.
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You could try that, too.
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Baby, what are you doing?
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Trying to beat Drew at checkers.
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Shouldn't he be playing?
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Because he bet me three dollars
that I couldn't beat him.
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So I can't play him again
till I think I can win.
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Baby, you know your mother
doesn't like gamblin
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Checkers is just supposed
to be for fun.
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It was fun.
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But every time Drew wins,
he starts teasing me,
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anI just want to beat him
until he cries!
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So, you know, it could be fun again.
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I see why Drew is beating you.
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Why?
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You've got to think before you move.
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Strategize.
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Strategize?
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In checkers?
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You're not playing checkers,
you're playing Drew.
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It's like...
you've played him over a hundred times.
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You know all his moves, right?
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Yeah, he just wants
to be king all the time.
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So what you do is you leave him
an easy way to get kinged,
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but you're really leading him
into a trap to take all his checkers.
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Just ask Paul McCartney's wife.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Can I borrow three dollars?
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Borrow?
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Okay, "have. "
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My man.
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How are you at baseball?
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I don'know.
Well, come on, we're on a roll.
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I didn know when that roll
would end,
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but I imagined how it would end.
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My man!
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Who are you?
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Wok? What happened to Doc?
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Jail?
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I'm not working for you.
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Want to bet?
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I either had to stop Doc from gambling
or Iearn how to skin chickens.
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I was just about to me that call.
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Lakers, right?
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You know what? I've been thinking,
and I think you should go with Phoenix.
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Phoenix? Over the Lakers?
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They just lost two games.
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Yeah, I know, but they're at Phoenix.
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You know, it's a pride thing
they don't want to get swept.
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You sure about that?
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- Yep.
- Nope.
259
00:11:27,277 --> 00:11:28,277
My man.
260
00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:29,775
I'm his man today,
261
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,411
but tomorrow he's gonna beat me
like a bald-headed stepchild.
262
00:11:35,952 --> 00:11:37,762
While I was trying
to get out of gambling,
263
00:11:37,868 --> 00:11:39,498
my father was looking to get in.
264
00:11:47,431 --> 00:11:48,834
What are you doing over here
265
00:11:48,911 --> 00:11:50,336
Uh... listen.
266
00:11:50,931 --> 00:11:53,419
Everybody in the neighborhood's
been winning on the games.
267
00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:55,625
Are you sure
about the tips you've been getting?
268
00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:57,291
Sure as fried fish is greasy.
269
00:11:58,494 --> 00:11:59,993
Who's giving the tips, anyway?
270
00:12:00,257 --> 00:12:02,067
I don't know, but he's good.
271
00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,588
Doc hasn't lost a bet yet.
272
00:12:05,586 --> 00:12:07,049
Can you put this on the game for me?
273
00:12:07,088 --> 00:12:09,091
- Oh, okay.
- And don't tell Rochelle.
274
00:12:09,173 --> 00:12:11,079
No, wait a minute.
I'm not comforble with that.
275
00:12:11,117 --> 00:12:12,196
I can't lie to my friend.
276
00:12:12,266 --> 00:12:14,000
You to her that perm looked good.
277
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,487
Look, I'm not asking you to lie.
278
00:12:16,634 --> 00:12:18,786
I'm just saying... keep quiet.
279
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:21,287
She'll keep it quiet,
just like Paul Revere.
280
00:12:21,642 --> 00:12:22,932
I'll tell her when I win.
281
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,438
All right, now, you better tell her,
or I'll have to.
282
00:12:25,554 --> 00:12:27,593
Meanwhile,
back amy front door...
283
00:12:31,321 --> 00:12:32,321
Can help you?
284
00:12:32,382 --> 00:12:34,389
Yeah. I'm looking for Chrissy the Black.
285
00:12:34,598 --> 00:12:35,946
- Chrissy the what?
- The Black.
286
00:12:36,061 --> 00:12:37,275
- Chrissy the Black.
- Yeah.
287
00:12:37,570 --> 00:12:38,871
- Who are you?
- Who are you?
288
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,622
You don't ask me who I am;
you're knocking on my door.
289
00:12:41,896 --> 00:12:42,907
You got a point.
290
00:12:42,946 --> 00:12:44,542
I'm Paulie the Bookie.
Paulie the what?
291
00:12:44,580 --> 00:12:46,022
The Bookie. Shecky the Bookie
292
00:12:46,023 --> 00:12:47,842
told me I can find
Chrissy the Black here.
293
00:12:47,881 --> 00:12:48,940
Chrissy the Black?
294
00:12:49,008 --> 00:12:50,396
- You mean Chris?
- Whatever.
295
00:12:50,699 --> 00:12:53,756
- Who am I talking to?
- Rochelley the Mom.
296
00:12:53,985 --> 00:12:56,951
Oh, the Mom.
I thought you were his old lady.
297
00:12:56,997 --> 00:12:59,116
Who are you calling old?
I didn't mean it like that.
298
00:12:59,174 --> 00:13:00,811
What business do you have with Chris?
299
00:13:00,869 --> 00:13:02,968
There's a lot of action
on the Phoenix game tonight,
300
00:13:03,008 --> 00:13:04,473
and your boy,
he's on a hot streak.
301
00:13:04,511 --> 00:13:07,128
Shecky's got good action
coming on the over and under,
302
00:13:07,222 --> 00:13:09,957
and I was hoping maybe
if I can a heads-up on the spread.
303
00:13:10,959 --> 00:13:12,007
Look here, Shecky...
304
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:13,324
- It's Paulie.
- Paulie.
305
00:13:14,011 --> 00:13:15,571
I don't know what you're talking about,
306
00:13:15,636 --> 00:13:17,230
but I'm done talking about it.
307
00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:24,223
Look, lady. It would be a lot easier
if I talk to Chrissy about this.
308
00:13:24,424 --> 00:13:27,083
I'm about to close this door,
and I suggest that your hand
309
00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,124
not be between it
and the wall when I do.
310
00:13:29,536 --> 00:13:32,252
And as for Chris,
hope you find him before I do,
311
00:13:32,383 --> 00:13:35,771
because his hot streak is about
to be over. Understand, Shecky?
312
00:13:36,989 --> 00:13:38,039
It's Paulie.
313
00:13:38,071 --> 00:13:39,071
Whatever.
314
00:13:39,233 --> 00:13:41,082
While I was nervous
about tonight's game,
315
00:13:41,259 --> 00:13:43,197
Tonya was nervous about today's game.
316
00:13:43,338 --> 00:13:45,384
You got your money?
Yeah, you got yours?
317
00:13:45,514 --> 00:13:47,421
- Yeah.
- Okay, let's play.
318
00:13:51,228 --> 00:13:52,942
Hello, everybody, I'm Jim Lampley.
319
00:13:53,096 --> 00:13:56,943
Today, we're in BeStuy
for the World Checkers Championship,
320
00:13:57,134 --> 00:13:59,130
a showdown
between Tonya and Drew.
321
00:13:59,514 --> 00:14:02,444
In the past, Drew has routinely
schooled Tonyat checkers,
322
00:14:02,514 --> 00:14:05,211
but today,
Tonya is tremendously motivated,
323
00:14:05,323 --> 00:14:07,434
because three dollars
are on the line.
324
00:14:07,696 --> 00:14:10,184
The money's on the table.
Let's go to the action.
325
00:14:12,013 --> 00:14:13,168
Tonya is the first tmove,
326
00:14:13,265 --> 00:14:15,376
making the play for Drew's front pieces.
327
00:14:17,514 --> 00:14:19,932
That looks like
it could have been a setup by Tonya.
328
00:14:20,821 --> 00:14:22,747
Drew is gonna have to pay
for that move.
329
00:14:24,576 --> 00:14:26,373
Oh, there's a tremendous move by Drew.
330
00:14:27,084 --> 00:14:28,432
Here comes Tonya again
331
00:14:32,314 --> 00:14:34,818
All you can say to that move is,
"King me. "
332
00:14:35,552 --> 00:14:37,189
Tonya's on the defensive again.
333
00:14:37,423 --> 00:14:39,850
That could be part of her plan...
and look at that!
334
00:14:39,927 --> 00:14:40,948
A double jump.
335
00:14:41,075 --> 00:14:42,463
Drew never saw it coming.
336
00:14:42,890 --> 00:14:45,645
Drew is holding on,
but there's every chance today...
337
00:14:46,138 --> 00:14:47,892
he's going to get beaten by a girl.
338
00:14:48,577 --> 00:14:50,969
There's another amazing move by Tonya.
339
00:14:51,454 --> 00:14:53,357
She's really got Drew on the ropes now.
340
00:14:53,763 --> 00:14:56,401
One jump, two jumps...
what a move.
341
00:14:56,702 --> 00:14:57,922
That's unbelievable.
342
00:14:58,325 --> 00:14:59,887
Can Tonya come back now?
343
00:15:03,181 --> 00:15:04,626
The impossible has happened.
344
00:15:04,764 --> 00:15:07,538
Tonya jumps all of Drew's
remaing checkers
345
00:15:07,703 --> 00:15:08,703
all at once.
346
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,609
Tonya has won the game.
347
00:15:15,389 --> 00:15:17,151
I won! I won!
348
00:15:17,402 --> 00:15:19,444
You lost. I won. You lost.
349
00:15:19,577 --> 00:15:20,951
Now, give me my three dollars.
350
00:15:20,952 --> 00:15:22,413
- You cheated.
- Did not.
351
00:15:22,518 --> 00:15:23,533
- Did too.
- No.
352
00:15:23,591 --> 00:15:24,953
What is going in here?
353
00:15:25,078 --> 00:15:27,383
You two are screaming
like you don't have a mother.
354
00:15:27,514 --> 00:15:30,519
A dispute has broken out and
under the rules of the championships,
355
00:15:30,578 --> 00:15:31,723
Mom is here to settle it.
356
00:15:31,888 --> 00:15:33,602
- Tonya cheated.
- No, I didn't.
357
00:15:33,991 --> 00:15:36,610
I beat Drew in checkers,
and now owes me three dollars.
358
00:15:36,991 --> 00:15:38,552
And you're gambling, too?!
359
00:15:38,828 --> 00:15:41,202
You ain't gonna be happy
until somebody comes over here
360
00:15:41,305 --> 00:15:43,154
and breaks every knuckle in this family.
361
00:15:44,266 --> 00:15:46,862
So Tonya over Drew
in a checkers match to remember
362
00:15:46,952 --> 00:15:48,896
right here at the Palace in Bed-Stuy.
363
00:15:49,138 --> 00:15:50,693
I'm Jim Lampley. Good night.
364
00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:56,586
I don't understand this.
365
00:15:57,829 --> 00:16:00,995
Why everybody in this house
knows how much I hate gambling,
366
00:16:01,891 --> 00:16:04,066
and yet everybody
in this house is gambling.
367
00:16:05,327 --> 00:16:06,805
Can somebody explain this to me?
368
00:16:10,338 --> 00:16:11,513
Can you guys explain?
369
00:16:16,701 --> 00:16:18,881
What do you have to say
for yourself, sweetheart?
370
00:16:19,516 --> 00:16:23,387
Drew was teasing me checkers,
so I bet him so he would stop.
371
00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:25,603
Where did you get money
to place this bet?
372
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:27,953
Daddy.
373
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:31,843
Your daddy gave you money
to gamble.
374
00:16:32,203 --> 00:16:33,406
Isn't that sweet?
375
00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:35,140
Give it here.
376
00:16:39,519 --> 00:16:41,637
I was doing it just
to help her build confidance.
377
00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:44,490
You were building
your daughter's confidence
378
00:16:44,510 --> 00:16:46,898
by turning her brother into a sucker.
379
00:16:47,534 --> 00:16:48,709
That's good.
380
00:16:49,016 --> 00:16:51,055
That's really good.
381
00:16:54,885 --> 00:16:56,507
And Chrissy the Black?
382
00:16:57,512 --> 00:17:00,849
You're just there calling games
like you're in Atlantic City, huh?
383
00:17:01,573 --> 00:17:03,740
Is that what you want to do
if you grow up?
384
00:17:04,021 --> 00:17:05,370
Notice she said "if. "
385
00:17:05,699 --> 00:17:07,795
- But I wasn't gambling.
- You wasn't gambling.
386
00:17:07,865 --> 00:17:09,575
Well, I don't know what they call it.
387
00:17:09,576 --> 00:17:11,588
Mr. Spread on the Over-Under,
388
00:17:11,636 --> 00:17:13,966
but you better get ready
to stop not gambling.
389
00:17:14,388 --> 00:17:17,122
"You better get ready
to stop not gambling?"
390
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,897
The point is:
bo you better stop!
391
00:17:20,521 --> 00:17:22,178
Well, I already put a stop to it.
392
00:17:22,979 --> 00:17:25,252
I lied to Doc about who was
going to win tonight's game.
393
00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:27,298
So you're gambling
and you're lying?
394
00:17:27,448 --> 00:17:30,343
How long is it gonna be before
we have bodies under this house?
395
00:17:31,163 --> 00:17:33,069
You lied about
who's gonna win tonight's game?
396
00:17:33,089 --> 00:17:34,672
And what does that matter to you?
397
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,747
I placed a bet on that game.
398
00:17:38,237 --> 00:17:39,324
You did?
399
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:41,052
When did you place a bet?
400
00:17:41,349 --> 00:17:43,382
A little while ago.
I gave it to Vanessa
401
00:17:44,574 --> 00:17:47,421
So you went
behind my back to my friend?!
402
00:17:47,578 --> 00:17:50,305
She said she didn't want to do it.
I told her I'd tell you.
403
00:17:50,514 --> 00:17:51,785
Really? When?
404
00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:54,323
Now?
405
00:17:55,637 --> 00:17:56,803
How much did you bet?
406
00:17:58,009 --> 00:17:59,569
- Fifty.
- Fifty dollars?
407
00:18:02,092 --> 00:18:04,557
What happened to putting
nothing down but on bills?
408
00:18:05,358 --> 00:18:07,150
Can't double your money
on the light bill.
409
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:10,977
You're going to fix is.
410
00:18:11,449 --> 00:18:13,028
And you're going to fix this now.
411
00:18:13,399 --> 00:18:14,575
How's he going to fix it?
412
00:18:14,576 --> 00:18:16,389
You can't change a bet
once you've placed it.
413
00:18:16,408 --> 00:18:17,487
I don't care.
414
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:20,552
You're going to call Doc,
and you're going to tell him the truth.
415
00:18:20,886 --> 00:18:22,861
And you know what?
I'm going to change your name
416
00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:25,808
from Chrissy the Black
to Chrissy the Black and Blue.
417
00:18:28,015 --> 00:18:30,302
It's amazing how fast bad news travels.
418
00:18:31,493 --> 00:18:33,188
Hey, Doc, it's Chris.
419
00:18:35,637 --> 00:18:36,637
What?!
420
00:18:37,169 --> 00:18:39,781
Danny, Lakers over Phoenix
Pull your bet.
421
00:18:39,848 --> 00:18:42,726
Julio, Lakers over Phoenix.
Pull your bet.
422
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,601
Harry, no bet.
Don't bet the Lakers.
423
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:46,874
Perrez, pull your bet.
424
00:18:47,010 --> 00:18:49,102
Bobby...
Hey, man, pull your bet.
425
00:18:49,410 --> 00:18:51,281
- Did you do it?
- Tell him to pull his bet.
426
00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:53,950
Reverent, yes. Pull your bet.
427
00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:55,657
Yeah. God bless you, too.
428
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,990
After all was said and done,
I had won some money,
429
00:18:59,386 --> 00:19:02,789
lost some money, but there was
one thing I hadn't bet on...
430
00:19:02,885 --> 00:19:04,011
Oh, man!
431
00:19:04,075 --> 00:19:06,405
- Phoenix wins!
- Yeah, I won!
432
00:19:06,634 --> 00:19:07,634
My man!
433
00:19:07,683 --> 00:19:08,695
We won!
434
00:19:08,696 --> 00:19:10,701
Yeah! I told you,
I put money on Phoenix.
435
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,584
Yes, we won!
436
00:19:14,717 --> 00:19:16,700
Baby, thank you so much, Chris.
437
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:22,158
This is great.
438
00:19:22,886 --> 00:19:24,941
Oh, she got the money,
got the money.
439
00:19:25,851 --> 00:19:27,873
- Here's your money, Julius.
- Yes, yes, yes.
440
00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:29,306
Thank you.
441
00:19:30,947 --> 00:19:32,083
Wait a minute.
442
00:19:32,141 --> 00:19:33,528
There's only $50.
443
00:19:33,855 --> 00:19:36,183
I know. I know.
I didn't make the bet.
444
00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:38,119
Just when I was about
to put your money down,
445
00:19:38,158 --> 00:19:40,739
Chrissy the Black said don't do it...
Phoenix is going to lose.
446
00:19:40,824 --> 00:19:43,239
If it wasn't for him,
we all would have made some money.
447
00:19:46,925 --> 00:19:48,235
How was I supposed to know?
448
00:19:51,010 --> 00:19:52,343
You're Chrissy the Black?
449
00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:54,361
Yep, that's him.
450
00:19:54,901 --> 00:19:57,289
You see? You got people
thinking they're gonna win,
451
00:19:57,328 --> 00:19:58,634
when you know they're gonna lose
452
00:19:58,635 --> 00:20:00,884
If you'd let them lose,
they probably could have won.
453
00:20:00,885 --> 00:20:02,473
That's why I hate gambling!
454
00:20:02,573 --> 00:20:04,239
'Cause you can't win for losing!
455
00:20:04,378 --> 00:20:05,842
Here's the part where I lose.
456
00:20:06,010 --> 00:20:08,054
Now get your butt upstairs!
457
00:20:08,104 --> 00:20:12,654
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