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When I was a kid I never had a chance
to hang out with my dad much,
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because all it seem he did
was work and sleep.
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I tried work with him.
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Come on, we got to pick up the pace.
We only got five minutes for this spot.
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Here you go!
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I Tried sleep with him.
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But the one thing we love doing together
was watching baseball.
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I get it.
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Nothing could spoil family time
like a visit from my uncle Michael.
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Big man!
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What's going on, Michael?
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Beside mom being mad at me
for eating all the Captain Crunch,
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none.
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- Who's up?
- Met's by one.
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Big man, you want to see the Dodgers
on the Met's play on saturday?
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You got Met's tickets?
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- Where do you get 'em?
- My man,
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he used to work in a box office.
He got it from his girl.
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Michael, I can't afford those tickets.
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I'm not selling them.
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We're familly.
You can have them.
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- What's the catch?
- No catch.
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My father would have accept
free tickets to a funeral.
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Box seats, huh?
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Big man, can I borrow fourty dollars?
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Michael, if you needed $40,
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why didn't you just sell me
the tickets for $40?
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That's against the law!
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My uncle was a lazy bum,
but he was honnest.
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What you need $40 for?
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I need it for a date.
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I want to pay, so I could make her
a good first impression.
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Especialy if your second impression is:
"Can I borrow you $20?"
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So, who you're going out with?
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I ain't saying.
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I been in a slump lately
and I don't want to jinx this one.
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Why don't you get a job?
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And move out of your mother's house!
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So, can we go dad?
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Yeah! Goodness pitching.
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You about to see gooden and strawberry.
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A few years later,
you'd have to go to prison to do that.
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2x18 Everybody Hates Baseball.
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Transcript: Sixe & YDY
Synchro: Sixe & YTET
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While I was planning on the game,
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Vanessa was about to get played.
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Girl, guess who asked me out?
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Who?
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- Michael.
- Mail man, Michael?
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Garbage man, Michael?
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Her man, Michael?
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He went out with her last week.
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Your brother Michael.
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What?!
Vanessa, stop playing!
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Girl, I'm serious.
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He wants to take me to dinner
and everything.
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Everything means "nothing but dinner."
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What makes him think
that you want to go out with him?
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Because I said yes.
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You know, I never turn down a free meal
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and I think is kinda sweet.
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Just like diabetes.
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And besides, you never know
when you might find love.
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In the arms of a bum.
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What do you mean?
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I just don't think
it's a good idea, that's all.
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It's just dinner.
You're acting like the man is movin' in.
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Keep an eye on your keys.
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I'm just saying,
everytime you go on a bad date,
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I end up with a bad perm.
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Don't worry,
your hair's gonna be just fine.
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After six months on the block,
Tasha had me confused.
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She was a cute girl who didn't hate me.
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So, see you guys in fifteen minutes.
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- Hey, Tasha.
- Hi, Chris.
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So, what's going on?
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We're going to movie saturday.
You want to come?
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What you gonna see?
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What are you, Siskel and stupid?
Just say you want to go.
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Back to the future.
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Well, let me just get thing clear.
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You want me to go with you
to the movies on saturday?
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Yeah, it would be cool!
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Yeah, it would be real cool!
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Like, "cool" is the word too, so--
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Man, shut up
before I build a time-machine
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and come back
to smack you upside the head.
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So... I'll see you saturday?
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Yep, you'll see me saturday.
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If I don't have
a heart attack by friday.
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Tonya loved Billy Ocean,
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so naturaly, she joined
the Billy Ocean fan club
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and sent off for an autograph picture.
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But it wasn't
the first fan club she joined.
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There was the DeBarge fan club.
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The Shalamar fan club.
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Even the Terence Trent D'Arby fan club,
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to bad they were bought up
by the Abby show fan club.
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- Is that it?
- No.
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Is that it?
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I got the light bill, the gaz bill
and the telephone bill.
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There's nothing here from Billy Ocean.
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Not unless his picture
on one of these bills.
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But you mailed it almost a month ago.
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A month ago?
Baby, it's been barely four weeks.
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Relax, you'll get your picture.
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Hey, ma, can I have a piece of gum?
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Sure...
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No gum?
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Yeah, I got it.
Here.
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That look means "Damn!"
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- Damn!
- See?
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My mother had lost more stuff
in her purse than the Bermuda triangle.
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She lost little thing.
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Here's my lipstick.
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She lost big things.
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Here's that skillet.
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She lost great big thing.
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Here's is that gallon of milk.
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And thing she didn't know how she lost.
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There's my purse.
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They might have found Biggie's killer
if they looked inside my mother purse.
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What's that?
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Tonya's waiting on a picture
from the Billy Ocean fan club,
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but I forgot to mail the letter.
Now, I don't know what to tell her.
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How about : I forgot to mail
your letter to Billy Ocean?
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Are you crazy?
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I can't just tell her I forgot.
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What are you gonne do?
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I'm gonna get a picture of Billy Ocean.
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Monk was always on guard.
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Is that your brother?
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Yeah.
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I'm just checking.
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I'll be back in twenty minutes.
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Hey man, was that Tasha?
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Yeah, she just invited me to go see
Back to the Future.
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Oh, for real?
That's cool.
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Yeah, I didn't know
she liked me that much.
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Oh, no. I was talking about
Back to the Future.
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So, just you and her?
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No, some other people are going.
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Oh, cool.
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So you gonna sit next to her?
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I hope so.
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So, when are you going?
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Oh, Saturday.
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- What Saturday.
- This Saturday.
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How are you gonna see
Back to the Furture with Tasha
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if where supposed to be going
to the game with dad.
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Sh... I forgot about that!
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I thought about one girl
so much when I was sixteen
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I forgot I was thirty.
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Maybe dad won't mind
if I don't go to the game.
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I think he's probably going to crush.
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Plus, he get those tickets for free.
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It's a Saturday and
he got a day off work.
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I mean, who knows
when that's gonna happen again?
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This was gonna be
one of the best days of his life.
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Now it's ruined.
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I'm glad some girl
didn't ask me to go to the movies.
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And I'm glad I'm not you.
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Oh, well. See you later.
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Where's a flux capacitor
when you need one?
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Tuna on the top,
sardines, then the cat food.
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For working people,
broke people and old people.
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So your daddy's got box
seats to the Mets game,huh?
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And you're not going?
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I haven't decided yet.
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Well, what's to decide?
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Is she cute?
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It's Tasha.
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Tasha!
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That was the code name
to my first field exercise in Qatar.
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Man, forget that game.
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They play 180 games a year, every year.
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That girl asked you out once.
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Now don't expect her to do it twice.
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Anyway... I couldn't imagine going
to a baseball game with my father.
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Why not?
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Because they didn't have baseball
in the Quang Ngai Province.
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Was your dad in Vietnam?
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Nope. Queens.
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I don' know,
he disappeared when I was two.
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I haven't seen him since.
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20 years later, Monk found
his father on MySpace.
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Profile name: Military Mike-tastic.
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Look, you ain't gotta
take my word for it.
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- I'm not.
- But ask anybody, they'll tell you.
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You can always hang out with your daddy.
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Go to the movie.
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Go to the game, man.
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You know if my father wasn't in jail,
that's what I'd do.
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Yeah, go to the game,
but whatever you do,
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don't sit behind home plate.
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My father was killed by a line drive
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to the the medulla oblongata.
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Tragic.
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Go to the game.
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My father never took me 'cause
I was a test tube baby.
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Want some peanuts?
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Why don't you and the girl
go see a movie
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about the game
that your father's going to.
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I don't know,man.
That's a tough one.
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Game-girl. Well...
if you pick the girl,
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there's a good chance you're
gonna hurt your dad's feelings,
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but.. it is his job
to love you unconditionally.
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Now, if you pick the game,
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you might hurt Tasha's feelings...
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not to mention
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you'll miss Back To The Future,
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which is supposed to be
one of the best movies out this year,
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but...
it will be a pretty good game,
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so I'd have to say girl.
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No, game.
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Girl.
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Wait,no-- game!
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Girl!
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Game
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Get your butt over here.
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What are you doing out here
sneaking up on people?
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You could've caused me
to have a heart attack.
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Michael should've died years ago,
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but his heart was way too lazy
to attack him.
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What do you think you're doing?
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What?
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Why did you ask Vanessa
to go out with you?
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Because she cute,
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she got a good job, she need a man,
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Mama said I need a woman,
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plus, I hear she co-signs on loans.
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Well, you need to ask somebody else out.
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You don't see me going around
asking your friends out.
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What're you saying,
I'm not good enough for your friend?
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No, Michael, I'm saying that if you
go out with her and have a good time,
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she's going to expect
you to call her back.
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You ain't got no money
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you ain't got no phone,
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and if she hasn't heard from you,
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she's gonna be distracted.
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And if I end up
with a bald patch in my head
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'cause she left the perm in too long--
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oh, you and me...
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...we gonna have problems!
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Well,I'm sorry,sis.
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She already said yes.
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I can't cancel right now.
What would I look like?
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Like a bald patch.
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Don't you walk away from me!
Don't you walk...
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I'm gonna get my woman.
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Back at home, I was about
to call the game on a technicality.
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The Dodgers are on a three-game run.
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They're going to stomp the Mets.
255
00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:53,863
This game is gonna be good.
256
00:10:54,315 --> 00:10:56,055
I thought we wanted the Dodgers to lose.
257
00:10:56,441 --> 00:10:57,586
Usually.
258
00:10:57,704 --> 00:11:00,807
But the Dodgers are the only team
that weren't mean to Jackie Robinson.
259
00:11:01,644 --> 00:11:04,220
You hire the only black guy playing,
I'm on your side.
260
00:11:04,420 --> 00:11:06,316
I feel the same way about midgets.
261
00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,020
Baby, I haven't seen you this excited
262
00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:10,016
since you found
that book of food stamps.
263
00:11:10,101 --> 00:11:12,987
She should have seen him when
he found a meter with time left on it!
264
00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:15,412
Look, we got great seats, free tickets,
265
00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:17,672
I got the day off,
and I get to hang with my boys.
266
00:11:17,895 --> 00:11:20,380
If you threw in a nap,he would die and go to heaven.
267
00:11:20,667 --> 00:11:22,957
If you threw in a nap,
I'd die and go to heaven.
268
00:11:23,230 --> 00:11:24,390
See?
269
00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:26,824
Tonya,you want some cornbread?
270
00:11:27,142 --> 00:11:29,501
No, I'm not really all that hungry.
271
00:11:29,929 --> 00:11:31,259
Baby, you got to eat.
272
00:11:31,329 --> 00:11:34,294
You don't want to die of starvation
before your picture gets here.
273
00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:36,939
Oh, okay.
274
00:11:37,970 --> 00:11:40,410
Hey, Dad? Can we eat
whatever we want at the game?
275
00:11:41,228 --> 00:11:43,255
As long as it costs less than $2.00.
276
00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:46,866
I'm going to get two hot dogs,
cotton candy, and peanuts...
277
00:11:47,870 --> 00:11:49,130
Chris, what you gonna eat?
278
00:11:49,220 --> 00:11:50,411
My words?
279
00:11:50,570 --> 00:11:51,601
Nothing.
280
00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:53,654
Because I'm not going to the game.
281
00:11:54,170 --> 00:11:55,384
What do you mean?
282
00:11:55,830 --> 00:11:58,900
Well, Tasha asked me if I want
to go to the movies on Saturday,
283
00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:00,467
and I said "yes."
284
00:12:00,757 --> 00:12:02,750
My father never really
showed his feelings
285
00:12:02,899 --> 00:12:05,899
but when he was hurt,
he'd always say the same thing.
286
00:12:07,415 --> 00:12:08,514
Cool.
287
00:12:10,019 --> 00:12:11,095
Cool.
288
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,923
That's not cool, that's cold.
289
00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:16,910
After giving it some thought,
290
00:12:17,012 --> 00:12:19,738
Vanessa decided to give
my mom a piece of her mind.
291
00:12:22,558 --> 00:12:23,932
Hey, Vanessa,what's up?
292
00:12:24,050 --> 00:12:25,160
Well, you tell me--
293
00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:27,768
why don't you think I'm good enough
to go out with your brother?
294
00:12:27,803 --> 00:12:28,814
I never said that.
295
00:12:28,860 --> 00:12:30,361
I tell you what, Miss High and Mighty,
296
00:12:30,396 --> 00:12:32,319
when you figure out
what you are trying to say,
297
00:12:32,387 --> 00:12:33,914
you call me at home and then say it.
298
00:12:33,994 --> 00:12:36,804
Until then, find somebody
else to wax your mustache.
299
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:39,957
What about the soul patch?
300
00:12:43,450 --> 00:12:45,549
My mother went from
making a snap judgment
301
00:12:45,802 --> 00:12:47,497
to looking for a snapshot.
302
00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:49,472
Oh, Risky, Risky.
303
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,216
Hey, Rochelle,what do you need--
a butter roll or bagel?
304
00:12:52,296 --> 00:12:54,680
Do you still have those
celebrity autograph pictures?
305
00:12:55,190 --> 00:12:56,580
I might have a few.
306
00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,008
You got Billy Ocean?
307
00:12:58,148 --> 00:12:59,950
What you want
with a picture of Billy Ocean?
308
00:13:00,015 --> 00:13:01,148
It's for Tonya.
309
00:13:02,021 --> 00:13:03,640
All right,Tonya.
310
00:13:05,330 --> 00:13:06,537
All right, let's see here.
311
00:13:09,090 --> 00:13:11,174
Billie Jean King,
Wild Bill Hickok,
312
00:13:12,273 --> 00:13:13,303
Billy Joel...
313
00:13:13,351 --> 00:13:15,083
What do you do
with these pictures anyway?
314
00:13:15,117 --> 00:13:16,720
Oh, I sell 'em to soul food restaurants.
315
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:22,257
Arctic Ocean,
Atlantic Ocean,
316
00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,790
Pacific Ocean... Billy Ocean!
317
00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:26,590
- Yes! Billy Ocean!
- Yes! Thank you.
318
00:13:27,030 --> 00:13:28,221
Two dollars.
319
00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:30,441
Okay, here you go.
320
00:13:30,482 --> 00:13:31,500
You got a bagel?
321
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:32,960
Oh, sure, sure.
322
00:13:33,049 --> 00:13:34,962
- Oat, honey...
- Thanks.
323
00:13:35,970 --> 00:13:37,627
Out of all the people I talked to
324
00:13:37,690 --> 00:13:39,622
the only one who didn't
tell me what to do
325
00:13:39,748 --> 00:13:41,768
was the one who it mattered to most.
326
00:13:44,081 --> 00:13:45,158
Dad.
327
00:13:46,630 --> 00:13:48,683
I'm going to work.
I'll be back in a little bit.
328
00:13:53,650 --> 00:13:54,510
Dad?
329
00:13:55,611 --> 00:13:57,610
Can I go to the Mets game
with you and Drew?
330
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:00,562
What happened to your movie?
331
00:14:00,804 --> 00:14:01,972
Nothing.
332
00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:05,928
I'd just rather go to the game.
333
00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:09,839
Okay... Cool.
334
00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,613
Cool.
335
00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:15,393
For the first time,"cool"
actually meant "cool."
336
00:14:19,910 --> 00:14:21,502
Ain't you supposed to be going to work?
337
00:14:31,860 --> 00:14:33,370
Letting my father down was hard,
338
00:14:33,470 --> 00:14:36,021
but bailing out on Tasha
was going to be worse.
339
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:38,529
Hey,Chris.
340
00:14:38,632 --> 00:14:39,810
Hey,Tasha.
341
00:14:40,983 --> 00:14:42,265
I've got some bad news.
342
00:14:42,338 --> 00:14:43,346
What?
343
00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:45,248
I can't go to the movies
with you on Saturday.
344
00:14:45,283 --> 00:14:46,355
Why not?
345
00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:48,462
I've got to go to this
baseball game with my dad.
346
00:14:48,689 --> 00:14:49,708
that's ok
347
00:14:51,771 --> 00:14:54,084
Hey, Eric.
Want to go to the movies Saturday?
348
00:14:54,257 --> 00:14:55,260
Sure.
349
00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:57,090
See you Saturday.
350
00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:00,122
If Tasha were here
to do her voice-over,
351
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:02,091
she would admit
that she's heartbroken.
352
00:15:02,255 --> 00:15:04,247
No, I wouldn't.
I wasn't hearpbroken,
353
00:15:04,327 --> 00:15:06,022
I don't even remember this happening.
354
00:15:07,027 --> 00:15:08,355
So I'll see you later?
355
00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:13,093
While Tasha silently
suffered in Brooklyn...
356
00:15:13,223 --> 00:15:15,890
I wasn't suffering then
and I'm not suffering now, I don't care.
357
00:15:15,944 --> 00:15:18,257
Be quiet. The next day,
outside of Shea Stadium...
358
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:19,315
Man, I can't wait.
359
00:15:19,338 --> 00:15:21,909
During the seventh-inning stretch,
can we get some caramel corn?
360
00:15:21,932 --> 00:15:24,180
Yeah,but let's not eat so
much we get sick-- Come on.
361
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:28,240
I would've enjoyed
Back to the Future with Tasha,
362
00:15:28,514 --> 00:15:31,663
but it wasn't better than a day
in the present withmy father.
363
00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:33,300
Here you go.
364
00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:35,630
Hold on--
365
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:37,527
- you can't use these.
- Why not?
366
00:15:38,410 --> 00:15:39,669
What do you think, I can't read?
367
00:15:39,770 --> 00:15:41,026
What are you talking about?
368
00:15:41,619 --> 00:15:43,211
These are from last year's game.
369
00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:44,812
Let me see those.
370
00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,730
April, 1984?
371
00:15:48,094 --> 00:15:49,491
Otherwise known as last year.
372
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,408
I'm going to kill your uncle.
373
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,270
Do you mind?
374
00:15:56,442 --> 00:15:57,645
Where's the ticket booth?
375
00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,370
Maybe we can buy some bleacher seats.
376
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:01,352
I don't think so.
377
00:16:01,780 --> 00:16:02,950
The game's sold out.
378
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,212
Did I ask you that?
379
00:16:04,350 --> 00:16:06,111
Fine,go to the ticket booth.
380
00:16:06,579 --> 00:16:08,308
They're going to tell you
the same thing.
381
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:11,070
Down and to the left.
382
00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:14,190
Let me know how that works out for you.
383
00:16:21,238 --> 00:16:22,658
So, did they have anything?
384
00:16:23,690 --> 00:16:25,383
- Nope.
- Bleachers?
385
00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:27,255
- Sold out.
- Nose bleeds?
386
00:16:27,710 --> 00:16:28,743
All full.
387
00:16:29,460 --> 00:16:30,636
I'm sorry, Chris.
388
00:16:30,950 --> 00:16:32,180
It's okay, Dad.
389
00:16:32,410 --> 00:16:34,381
Too bad you didn't get to
see Back to the Future.
390
00:16:34,690 --> 00:16:36,755
You probably could have
sat right next to Tasha.
391
00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:37,981
I know.
392
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,080
And afterwards,
you could have gone to the park,
393
00:16:40,090 --> 00:16:41,332
got some ice cream...
394
00:16:42,603 --> 00:16:44,767
Probably chocolate,
'cause I know you like chocolate.
395
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,281
Yeah, I know.
396
00:16:46,450 --> 00:16:48,746
It would've been
one of the best days of your life,
397
00:16:48,990 --> 00:16:50,228
and now it's ruined.
398
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,630
I'm sure glad I didn't miss
the movie to see this game.
399
00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:55,994
You know what?
400
00:16:56,404 --> 00:16:58,362
I told you guys
we were going to see this game
401
00:16:58,740 --> 00:17:00,200
and we're going to see this game.
402
00:17:00,397 --> 00:17:01,500
Come on.
403
00:17:12,986 --> 00:17:14,692
I have a big envelope for you!
404
00:17:15,296 --> 00:17:17,350
- Is it my picture?
- Oh, I don't know, but...
405
00:17:17,868 --> 00:17:19,368
smells Caribbean to me!
406
00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:21,384
Maybe he wrote your name.
407
00:17:21,445 --> 00:17:23,270
He probably said something special!
408
00:17:26,556 --> 00:17:29,052
Ma, this is not Billy Ocean.
409
00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:31,300
This is Billy Dee Williams.
410
00:17:31,882 --> 00:17:32,935
What?
411
00:17:33,690 --> 00:17:34,960
Let's see that.
412
00:17:36,542 --> 00:17:37,755
Damn it, Risky.
413
00:17:44,295 --> 00:17:45,508
Baby, I'm sorry.
414
00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:47,180
Why? What happened?
415
00:17:47,790 --> 00:17:49,750
Well, you gave me
your letter for Billy Ocean,
416
00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:51,830
and I lost it in my purse,
417
00:17:51,892 --> 00:17:53,575
and I never mailed it.
418
00:17:54,288 --> 00:17:56,155
So I'm not getting
my Billy Ocean picture.
419
00:17:56,845 --> 00:17:58,517
No, I'm sorry,baby.
420
00:17:58,730 --> 00:18:00,069
Do you still have the letter?
421
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,520
Yeah, why?
422
00:18:01,572 --> 00:18:02,760
Can I have it?
423
00:18:05,470 --> 00:18:06,550
Here.
424
00:18:06,584 --> 00:18:07,626
Thanks.
425
00:18:07,690 --> 00:18:09,077
Wait, where you going?
426
00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:12,124
I'm going to go mail this letter
so I can get my picte of Billy Ocean.
427
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,946
My mother always did
the best for us that she could,
428
00:18:15,108 --> 00:18:16,975
even if it didn't make a bit of sense.
429
00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:24,185
Me and Drew
had never been inside Earl's bar.
430
00:18:24,414 --> 00:18:27,540
It was a place where men
got together to act like men.
431
00:18:29,063 --> 00:18:30,438
Hitter's got a full count.
432
00:18:30,683 --> 00:18:31,885
That don't mean nothing.
433
00:18:31,970 --> 00:18:33,135
I'll tell you what it means.
434
00:18:33,226 --> 00:18:34,410
It's going to be tragic.
435
00:18:34,420 --> 00:18:35,400
Tragic?
436
00:18:35,467 --> 00:18:37,012
Want to hear about something tragic?
437
00:18:37,161 --> 00:18:40,080
You ever been lost in the Peruvian
Jungle with a mine stuck to your butt?
438
00:18:40,090 --> 00:18:41,880
Man, will you be quiet
and watch the game?
439
00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:44,935
When I was a kid, I never got
to hang out with my dad that much.
440
00:18:45,230 --> 00:18:48,952
But not going to a baseball game turned
out to be one of the best days ever.
441
00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:50,220
You okay?
442
00:18:51,050 --> 00:18:52,235
You need anything?
443
00:18:52,576 --> 00:18:54,066
- Can I have a beer?
- No.
444
00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:55,333
Can I have a beer?
445
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:56,540
No.
446
00:19:03,050 --> 00:19:06,086
My mother lost friends
over money, and over men,
447
00:19:06,308 --> 00:19:09,571
but she vasn't about to let anybody
get in the way of a good perm.
448
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:10,990
Hey, girl.
449
00:19:11,178 --> 00:19:12,243
Hey.
450
00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:13,655
I'm sorry.
451
00:19:13,989 --> 00:19:17,080
I shouldn't tell you
who you can and can't go out with.
452
00:19:17,311 --> 00:19:19,349
I know you was just looking out for me.
453
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,651
- So how was it?
- Awful.
454
00:19:21,755 --> 00:19:24,171
I never been with a man
that cheap in my life.
455
00:19:24,318 --> 00:19:25,829
He's not cheap, he's broke.
456
00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:27,421
Trust me, there's a big difference.
457
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,370
Well, then why did you
let me go out with him?
458
00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:31,199
I tried to talk you out of it!
459
00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:32,466
No, you didn't. You said,
460
00:19:32,489 --> 00:19:34,168
"I don't think
this is such a good idea."
461
00:19:34,202 --> 00:19:35,475
What was I supposed to say?
462
00:19:35,787 --> 00:19:37,367
"He broke, don't go out with him."
463
00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:38,835
And that would make a difference?
464
00:19:38,959 --> 00:19:40,310
Not to Britney Spears.
465
00:19:40,414 --> 00:19:43,050
Well, when I'm doing something stupid,
you're supposed to stop me.
466
00:19:43,117 --> 00:19:44,960
But I don't blame me,
you're a grown woman.
467
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,145
Believe it or not,
that's how they made up.
468
00:19:47,210 --> 00:19:48,950
You still got me
on the books for Tuesday?
469
00:19:49,019 --> 00:19:50,439
Does Diana Ross wear a wig?
470
00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:55,780
Oh, that game was great.
471
00:19:55,838 --> 00:19:56,880
Yeah, thanks, Dad.
472
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,364
Yeah, if you want a car
that looks like a belt buckle.
473
00:20:04,642 --> 00:20:06,451
Kill Moves, where'd you get this car?
474
00:20:06,547 --> 00:20:09,106
I went to see Back to the Future
and they were giving them away.
475
00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:11,978
That explain the car.What about the white lady?
476
00:20:12,028 --> 00:20:16,578
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